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I don’t think ~~Waymo has a moat at all~~ FTFY
>The current ICE raids are nothing compared to the ~~immigration~~ police state we are about to witness. FTFY
You mean future margin call? FTFY
>The taxes are ~~mainly~~ *only* on withdrawal. FTFY.
We will raffle off three bitcoin to try and make billions off crypto scalping our own customers. Also introducing the hood stable coin. FTFY
FTFY "for themselves and do buybacks"
Mismanage your family’s investments where you already mismanage your own FTFY
< Quarterly cycle of ~~market manipulation~~ making retail bag holders FTFY
TSLA cooked ~~until after earnings~~ FTFY
USA. DO NOT DROP THESE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW! CITIZENS THE WORLD AND MORE THAN HALF THE US ELECTORATE. FTFY, Mr. POTUS.
Dude’s the worst ~~actor to come out of Hollywood~~. FTFY :D
> Now that’s a lonely ~~number~~ letter FTFY
>~~0.005%~~ 0.5% (half a percent) FTFY
>this market just hates ~~black~~ people FTFY
https://preview.redd.it/9baqdle9ht7f1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e32add2b0b57d75b4104a3de1d0b6ce482f951 FTFY
Nah only poor people should be hair tested FTFY
"My thinking has changed and I decided making money was more important than my integrity or morality." FTFY
Airbus A380 is the king. FTFY.
Oil or gold Oil AND gold AND bullets FTFY
Today it's good, tomorrow it was Biden* FTFY
>Art is in the eye of the ~~beholder~~ **bag holder**. FTFY.
>Lost all of my high school graduation money, don’t want to exist FTFY
Don't want to exit* FTFY
FTFY: These are the blowjobs added to the most recent blowjob report Blowjob economy!
FTFY: Billions being stolen from our own citizens by charging companies tariffs who then pass the cost onto us.
>conservatives ~~on TikTok~~ is not exactly a brain trust. FTFY
\> we don't care what the company does as long as turns a profit. As long as we turn a profit. - FTFY Puts or calls, doesn't matter.
>~~grow a pair~~ get lucky. FTFY. 
> He’s just talking trash like he always ~~does~~ is FTFY
>5 month job search is the norm FTFY
China tariff talks still haven’t started.* *FTFY
"It's a hell of a lot better to have the USA fight this war for us". FTFY
Blackrock is suing UNC for lying to and misleading investors FTFY
> Oh god, we have another person who doesn't have people to text on his phone [redundant] lmaooo [sic] FTFY
> these are NEW taxes that ONLY target ~~US software giants~~ digital services companies. FTFY. Companies selling digital services and avoiding taxes where they make money. All those tech company consider that the IP is US, so the revenue is attached to the US and taxes are mostly paid in the US. This is BS, Facebook, Google and other internet giants are sucking money out of Europe and not contributing to taxes. **That’s** an unfair business practice, and the EU is 100% in its right to say “you get paid here for work provided here you have to pay taxes here”.
>while they ~~swim~~ *drown.* FTFY
>Americans are the stupidest ~~voters~~ people on earth damn. FTFY. A third of them didn't even vote.
{Trump claims a lot of crazy shit} Trump lies. FTFY
\*skeleton crew of **robots** FTFY
>No, voters caused this primarily FTFY. Punctuation matters people.
> Thank you/*r*/ for your attention to this matter! FTFY
> “*Breaking! SEC to study the regards in retail to understand why they make such stupid stock decisions*” FTFY.
U.S economy is experiencing 'death by one big cunt'. Here DB. FTFY.
Celtics fans, FTFY 
Everything was always a scam* FTFY!
>>"It's called simulating demand" hissed Elon as he commands TESLA to continue building shit vehicles. FTFY
> *”Starting at $15.00?”* **FTFY**
So many ~~dads~~ people investing like ~~they~~ we have decades left. FTFY.
> “*If TSLA gets back to 355, I'll sell my POO collection*” FTFY.
“Walmart needs to potentially eat billions in lost revenue to solve a 100% avoidable problem I created, seemingly, for fun” FTFY
Forced out of *both* parties. FTFY. This entire thread talks only about the GOP, but Democrats are no better.
> “At a certain point over the next two or three weeks, I think Scott and Howard will be sending letters out essentially telling people – it will be very fair – but we’ll be telling people what they’ll be paying to do business in the United States,” he said. ... what US customers will be paying ... (FTFY) my fuckin' word, this guy and his lies
> “*I’m down & out*” FTFY
China to US shipping fell 300% under Trump because he’s fucking stupid. FTFY
> “*She’s a FUTA, but you never bothered to ask what that meant*” FTFY
> “*She’s a regard*” FTFY
FTFY: What if we just bought Reddit? What if Redditors just started buying Reddit stock so that the bots could just make it a social media platform that’s actually representative of the bots who use it? I mean, there’s enough bots that the bots could buy at least a fair portion of its market cap, and then the bots could just make the platform what the bots want it to be.
> that to ~~step down~~ fly off in golden parachute* immediately FTFY
>This is so much money to almost everybody FTFY
> It's good when a ~~white man~~ republican does it. You can trust him, because ~~white. And man.~~ Republican FTFY
Will be empty - it’s too late. FTFY
>Art of calling everything a deal to keep imploding the market FTFY
>Congratulations, we solved *a* problem we created. FTFY Just one problem out of many ...
>You can access Chinese(CCP filtered and moderated) social media FTFY
Sloppy seconds, FTFY. 
>it's wrong that Musk is FTFY!
> Scott B shot his ~~coffee~~ covfefe out his nose reading this. FTFY
FTFY: "Tariff Money is Flowing Upward in the U.S."
FTFY "Fool me twice, crap, I voted for Trump again".
FTFY - "JD looks like a loser"
>I need your dick ~~to click precisely on the screenshot~~ FTFY
FTFY: Israel and Hamas *(and Houthi, Lebanon, Hezbollah, Iran, Syria, etc.)*
> *”I’ll be really surprised if J cuts rates today”* **FTFY**
> ~~Tactical~~ Tacticool Edition FTFY
> *”I’m bisexual”* **FTFY**
> **it's a SUPERBULLSHIT market** FTFY
> “*I’m mad. Goodnight*” **FTFY**
> “*Dog the bounty hunters wife was hot IMO*” **FTFY**
> *”She’s looks okay, but she’s a feral unpotty trained banshee”* **FTFY**
> “*She’s gay & fat*” **FTFY**
> *”She’s not ugly, but she only has $10.00”* **FTFY**
> “*I sold my call options at 3:59pm*” **FTFY**
> *”When I bought OTM’s, I makeup stories to justify the purchase*” **FTFY**
> *”Wake me up when Pakistan or India FAFO*” FTFY