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On his way to try to SA his sister. FTFY
You mean “Homelessness.” FTFY.
~~Whatever~~ Forever (FTFY)
> The X algorithm redundant words. >> X really just attempts to make you more retarded FTFY
>”Trump signed an EO that can immedietly be undone by the next administration” FTFY. Can we stop pretending that this senile old man scribbling with his sharpie means anything? Executive Orders are not legislation and are worth the paper they’re scribbled on.
So this may be a red herring like tarrifs where Trump does something he can’t actually do, and then courts ‘fix it’ via reversal a year later FTFY
“Bulls at market close” - FTFY
Every time it opens it goes up 2%, every time it closes it goes up 1%* FTFY
The casual customer base hates Adobe with passion. FTFY
It is whatever prices the indexes will be forced to buy at because of new index rules. FTFY
FTFY - first inflation and lower america
blue collar workers* FTFY
FTFY: "US: These guys are US level propagandists."
You have it imho wrong. They have two party system yes. But it represents only 300 + - people at top the rich ones. FTFY
> They produce*d* about 11% of the world oil supply. FTFY
for \*regular\* chinese citizens. FTFY
> The debt is now outpacing the economy with no ~~budget cuts~~ tax increases coming anytime soon. FTFY
Its not a ~~real~~ regulated betting market. FTFY
> Trump is not a good ally. FTFY. Nearly 80 years of international power and leverage used up and gone in 1 year.
\*lying administration lies again. FTFY
Reddit mods are all trash and on a power trip* FTFY
>The Wipeout Begins Everytime the Big Baby in Chief Throws a Tantrum and Threatens to Commit War Crimes FTFY
> So basically they’re going to bomb the shit out of Iran for the next two to three weeks to try and force them to make a deal otherwise they’re going to start ~~destroying key infrastructure~~ **commiting war crimes** FTFY. We should really label these threats as what they are.
>I've shit ~~on your carpet~~ my diaper, the hard work is done. Now you clean it up... FTFY
we succeed on our terms. FTFY 🤡
>🥭 probably gonna give order to ~~wrap up war~~ by ~~Monday market open~~ Saturday FTFY
Stupid ORANGE PEDO fuck*** FTFY
The billionaires must be removed. FTFY
>They are too busy ~~invading~~ clearing out Hezbollah in Lebanon. FTFY
>Do you plan on living in a global economy? Where we have trade partners who sell us goods in exchange for our currency? Well we’re doing away with that because “America first.” If not, what does dollar devaluation matter to you? FTFY
\*the human handlers reverse the algo transaction. FTFY
Oil Resumes Advance on ~~Concern Middle East War May Escalate~~ Realization that Trump LIED About War Being Almost Over FTFY
>we know it was a cold dead male animal corpse FTFY
>This is America, land of the corrupt *(and regarded)*. FTFY
🌮 should have resigned. FTFY.
>Bro probably did the war all to manipulate markets via headlines to make his friends **more** rich FTFY, its a big club, member?
This Is America: Gambling Addiction FTFY
The US is plunging the world into multiple crises FTFY
>I think the EU and everyone else has figured out that Trump is ~~in~~ huge trouble. FTFY.
One ~~Fed guy~~ bootlicker literally voted to cut rates TODAY. ~~Bears~~ Bulls are cooked. FTFY
"...millions of Americans still literally worship this absolute lunatic moron." FTFY
I have so little faith in **all** institutions with Trump FTFY
FTFY: "Future 51st state hates you too."
> ~~If you are not vibe trading~~ in this market you lose, ~~better be vibe trading~~ FTFY
Trying to convince the navy they know DJT. FTFY!
> and the whole ai ~~revolution~~ bubble just.. ~~stops?~~ blows up pus all over the world and then some. FTFY
Does FTFY mean Fuck the fucking yankees
“Oh wow, I am so fucked *every morning.” FTFY
"They don't know how to do their job" - FTFY
>Me on day ~~2000~~ 2 of options: Lambo is overrated anyway FTFY
>focused on hitting California with drones FTFY
>Making good decisions for the ~~long term~~ *DEIs* is woke. FTFY
> I don’t trust a word Israel says ~~about Iran~~ FTFY Before I'm virtually assaulted, When I say Israel, I mean Benjie Nets and those are blindly tied to him. Unfortunately for everyone, they're currently in charge.
Being a perma-ber/bol leads to ~~generational poverty~~ becoming perma-poor FTFY
>So the country we invaded for oil can't export oil because of the other ~~country we invaded for oil~~ distraction created from the gRapes of Wrath files. Got it. FTFY
It's going to be peaceful from here on out with all those regimes down and not sponsoring terrorism anymore./s FTFY.
>Needless to say ~~I am~~ ***he is*** sleeping on the couch FTFY
Tomorrow: Trump Meets Amazon, Google, Meta, Open AI on how to get more bribes. FTFY
"Hot" Reddit "Chicks" FTFY
>iran retaliating and hitting a residential high rise in bahrain was not. FTFY
Anthropic tells the government to go f themselves* FTFY
Huh? In a purely capitalist market, monopolies cannot exist due to competition. When governments are free to do so, they engage in purely offense-driven violence. Governments want to raise the barrier to entry and smoke out small competitors. This is a socialist practice, not a capitalist. FTFY
Thats what your dad told his sister* 9 months before you were born FTFY
>I'm convinced the investors are just out of their depth ~~when it comes to AI's impact on the market~~. They have no idea what to do, so they'll go in whatever direction someone leads them. FTFY. No need to add that unnecessary qualification.
> Life is too short ~for abstaining~ to be spending hours and hours watching some shit that doesn’t matter. FTFY
Pedo says something and shits himself, nobody else gives a shit. FTFY
"Trump says he will raise national sales tax rate from 10% to 15%" FTFY
Me after I thought I could ~~out smart the market manipulators~~ *trade without doing minimal DD and YOLOing my life savings on 0TD meme stonks without even knowing what 0TD means.* FTFY
> I am actually tired of refreshing my reddit and every 5th or 6th post in my feed is ~~something About how~~ AI FTFY
> Fiat cash is the worst asset you can hold, and is becoming increasingly worthless by the day ~~under this administration~~. FTFY. I am not aware of any significant time period in modern history that increased the value of cash, not the least because deflation is considered worse than any crime against humanity. USD will be worth less tomorrow regardless of who is in the White House.
> The available **debt** on them is, in aggregate, about $100,000. FTFY
*McDonald's learns about the Demand Curve FTFY
TLDR at the bottom: Society changed Bitcoin’s branding from “money” to a “store of value”. It’s a known volatile asset that historically follow the 4-year US liquidity cycle that was dominant for 70 years and increases in value- higher lows and higher highs (the U.S. liquidity cycle is now in a 5-6 year cycle due to debt rollovers and more rigid maturity cycles with COVID being the catalyst for the change) Credit cards and debit cards get stolen all the time. Hacks happen to financial institutions, businesses, and personal bank accounts. Passwords are passwords. People will always forget or mess up. Skill issue Self-custody via seed phrases can be higher risk, but higher autonomy. (Higher risk only if someone is an idiot): again, skill issue PUBLIC LEDGER IS LITERALLY THE POINT OF BLOCKCHAIN lmao- there are plenty of “Satoshi Era Wallets” and the entire world still doesn’t know who owns them. Every year some dormant wallets from that era sell or move their bitcoins. The fact we don’t know who they are, after a decade of this public ledger, means privacy isn’t as weak as you think it is KYC ties identity to all crypto accounts? Some crypto accounts (not all) have my identity. Not to mention my bank knows me for my traditional accounts Hacking happens in every sector. A big chunk of bitcoins supply is missing and lost forever. This isn’t “fake scarcity”. Bitcoin is already finite therefore it is already scarce. It’s not like Bitcoin splits like stocks. Yes, forks happen, but it doesn’t cut BTC’s price the moment of the fork nor does it create more of itself. Most stocks are belief driven. Many gems exist with low debt, high profitability, cash reserves, growth, etc and the prices don’t move with the great business fundamentals. Boring stocks (much like TXRH 10 years ago to today) that have increased growth and earnings year after year after year which don’t provide spectacular returns until the belief catches up with the mainstream “THE BIG ECONOMIC PROBLEM” isn’t what you think it is. Most of the “problems” you listed existed in the early years made a damn-near-free Bitcoin to being above $100,000 multiple times. Early holders only win if ANY buyer shows up. FTFY FWIW, I don’t own any Bitcoin and I don’t even think the Epstein shit will make it go to zero. Drug dealers use USD in the same way hundreds of millions of people use USD to buy shit. Of all the things you typed, BTC still went from essentially-free to one-hundred-and-twenty-fucking-thousand dollars. Literally every reason you listed and it still continued hit new ATHs in recent years Crypto is legitimately here to stay regardless of Bitcoin. Shit might go down, but it’ll eventually go back up. For the moment, the market is waiting on the Clarity Act decision and rate cuts for that sweet sweet liquidity TLDR: Congrats, you typed a lot of words to describe a well-known highly speculative, highly volatile asset. If only people would stop zooming out to see how much BTC drops after hitting ATHs, then people would stop buying BTC forever... all of the things you listed, and it still reach $120,000 after being close-to-free 10 years ago. It’ll most likely hit new ATHs with more legislation and liquidity injections/rate cuts as long as Epstein wasn’t the actual creator, but who knows, people still might buy that shit
building a bridge in Canada could result in ***China*** removing the Stanley Cup -FTFY
> It’s about labeling, the FDA *is* was actually quite serious about that. FTFY. My guess is that the Trump-branded prescription medication site didn't want the competition.
>It’s not a car company it’s a ~~stock company~~ money laundering vehicle FTFY
“Why do you insist on punishing the rich for stealing from you” FTFY regard.
Disgusting racist pedo murderer. FTFY.
>Nothing good happens in a society where some people make more in a day than **most** make in a lifetime. FTFY
Options are particularly RISKIER when markets become INTERESTING FTFY