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\>Decent social security due to ~~decades of working~~ young people covering your deficit FTFY
> Gotta pour one out for 314 of my ~~homies~~ **homes** **FTFY**
Gas prices are higher than they’ve ever been ~~at this point in recent election cycles.~~ FTFY. No need for the MSM slant, they’re just straight up the highest they’ve ever been in the U.S.
>They will *try* to inflate it away. FTFY
You mean consent. FTFY.
> it is literally free money it was FTFY
Maybe the real singularity is the ~~friends~~ tokens we ~~made~~ burnt along the way. FTFY
FTFY https://preview.redd.it/ufevvljc0ynh1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8e4c00f60977a79dda86fc2baf0f394ea4c862
\*working brain cells laced with oxidation and inflammation from all of the slop and toxins consumed and injected. FTFY
\>Dude in 9 months is wild and def not slow. I'm 15 years in slowly and I'm up to 240k investing . Low risk stuff. ~~I'm a coward i know 🤣~~ Not an imbecile. FTFY
> End **the USA participation on** international trade. FTFY. International trade will continue, with or without the USA.
"numbers, economics, and self driving" FTFY
> ¿You know what's funnnier? u/RollingMeteors only wears heelys when not in snowboard bindings. FTFY. ¿Da fuck would I want foot prisons with no wheels?
Trump announces deal with Venezuela to ~~secure~~ steal more than 65 billion barrels of oil reserves FTFY
>We need a serious deficit reduction plan, and 90% or so at least will need to come from tax increases (mainly on ~~the wealthy~~ *everyone*) FTFY. There aren't enough millionaires or billionaires to fix a $40+ Trillion debt. Taxes will need to be raised across the board on the upper, middle and lower classes to seriously tackle the debt.
~~$105K SPY 0DTE Gain~~ **175% SPY 0DTE Gain** ^(FTFY)
“Feds preferred inflation ~~gauge~~…” *\*gouge* FTFY
> our focus is now _AI_ Space Datacenters (FTFY)
The government owes 40 trillion and it's the general populations problem, not theirs. FTFY
"Any fellow Nazi supporters here?" FTFY
>Just started ~~~investing~~~ gambling after getting laid off FTFY
"Just started ~~investing~~ gambling after getting laid off" FTFY cheers
Just started Gambling. FTFY. the only people in this sub are degenerate gamblers hoping for that one perfect set of call options and hitting it big. You have money now, get out, otherwise, you'll be like the rest of us.
FTFY "I lost my income source so I started gambling with my savings."
Decided to start gambling since I have no income and plenty of time on my hands. FTFY
\>>Ken griffin “rescued” Situational Awareness the same way I rescue a spider (i found in my yard and brought into my house) with a vacuum FTFY
> ~~Calculated~~ Already priced in FTFY.
They have years of outdated data on what rather weird cheapo group bargain-hunting buyers would buy when companies would offer weird group loss-leading promitions. Which is an edge case of no particular use to anybody FTFY
FTFY https://preview.redd.it/r7atsfxp6agh1.png?width=1448&format=png&auto=webp&s=a43c07aa3e21d7970751ca7cc338da037b7818e4
~~KOSPI and Iran~~ \*Trump decided to drag us down…. FTFY.
Yes - buy RKLB\* (FTFY)
> ~~Worst~~ *Best* advice ever. FTFY
https://preview.redd.it/go4e1pegyudh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87884c91f083ada2e2a4ce4f17ed9c9f074e068 FTFY
If down, buy call. If up, buy call. FTFY
https://preview.redd.it/0dsluuf1mldh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1398e754186f3d3a27798893f0b6e0557cfb90c5 Here you go man - FTFY…wait
« You take risks then take orders” FTFY
\*both the numbers Trump made up out of thin air came in better than projected. FTFY
~~100~~ 10 chrome tabs (FTFY)
meta signaled they didn't know how to do AI\* FTFY
>No ~~crying~~dying in the casino, sir FTFY
Six-figure gambler*** FTFY OP. You weren't trading, you were gambling.
“mostly **gambled** on 0DTE” FTFY
Congrats on making ~~three figures~~ free money FTFY. Call me crazy, but I’ll take my free $500 over 0 any day of the week 🤷🏾♂️
>I only know because I *masturbate t*o their shit *holes* on my Twitter feed. FTFY
Tanks to its fair value FTFY
FTFY IRA = Investor Retard Account
Elon's sock puppet is floating a Tesla merger as the company begins trading. FTFY
SpaceX is a bad investment ~~considering the current market dynamics~~ FTFY
One of the most diverse and successful ~~tech~~ stocks of ~~the 21st century~~ all time! FTFY Bill Gates wild have been the first trillionaire if he didn't sell so many of his MSFT so early on.
>He always sells the ~~dream~~ delusion. FTFY
\>Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the \~\~face\~\~ SPCE FTFY
/*lost 90k because I was gambling FTFY
End-stage capitalism FTFY
*Two bers at Wharton FTFY
~~Explain~~ **Embrace** this pic FTFY
Hey join me behind Wendy's FTFY
You have no idea the ~~physical~~ financial toll 3 ~~vasectomies~~ cease fires have on a ~~body~~ portfolio !!! FTFY
These are the words of an *actual* war criminal. FTFY
Writers just make up whatever headlines they want huh? FTFY
> It ~~could~~ planned to hit your 401k just in time for ~~us~~ them to provide the exit liquidity they were promised by Elon. FTFY.
so they are easier to control & manipulate. FTFY
> I am officially a full-on crypto bro. I am officially a full on retard FTFY
> They're run by people trying to ~~operate a business~~ *make themselves richer* FTFY
"My wife left weeks ago and her boyfriend finally came to get the last of ~~his~~ **my** stuff yesterday" FTFY On a more serious note this sub is literally predicated on FOMO. Be thankful for what you have, and if the casino makes you cry then either leave it or get filthy drunk and let it ride.
Pres 🌮 to issue an executive order making it illegal to "short the market" FTFY
> Democracy idiot here, If we vote more than half the same party, doesn't that mean we're technically the boss? Hypothetically, if everyone on the internet actually teamed up and voted the exact same way, couldn't we outvote the billionaire class and the big banks? We could legally force them to represent us. Obviously, getting millions of random people to agree on anything is impossible But legal wise, would this work? FTFY
get laid *behind Wendy's* FTFY 🤌🥰
"my asshole is ready 🫱🍑🫲" FTFY 🤌🤡
*Everything YOU own is red. FTFY
> Only been ~~investing~~ gambling for a little over a month FTFY, beginner's luck.
Remember when a **black** president wearing a tan suit was considered bad taste according to right wing media? FTFY
FTFY Hi Team, After a lot of thought, I’ve decided to resign effective immediately. Honestly, I’ve become increasingly distracted by buff dudes over the last year and I want to take some time to focus on coming out while vitality remain strong. I know it sounds unconventional, but I’d rather take the shot now than regret not doing it later. I appreciate everything I’ve learned here and genuinely enjoyed working with the team. This wasn’t an easy decision. Kind regards
me getting ready to ~~type up~~ etch in a review of your copper FTFY 😄
*Trump is scared the markets will go down if he starts the war again FTFY
> This phased approach to insider ~~selling~~ **trading**. . . FTFY
FTFY: the US government is an arm of American companies.
deal to sign a final draft for preliminary discussion on framework of agreement. FTFY ☝️🤓
On old reddit and 3rd party apps, your formatting doesn't follow Markdown, it follows New Reddit's idiosyncratic formatting, resulting in a wall of asterisks and mashed together text. FTFY **NVDA Quarterly Results** * Revenue = $81.6 billion (up 85% YoY) * ---> Data Center Hyperscale $37.9 billion (up 115% YoY) * Data Center AI Cloud, Industrial & Enterprise $37.4 billion (up 74% YoY) * Edge Computing $6.3 billion (up 29% YoY) * GAAP Net Income = $58.3 billion (up 211% YoY) * ---> includes $15.9 billion net gain from securities minus $3.1 billion tax and other costs * ---> Non-GAAP Net Income = $45.5 billion (up 139% YoY) * GAAP Earnings Per Share = $2.39 (up 214% YoY) * ---> Non-GAAP EPS = $1.87 (up 140% YoY) * Free Cash Flow = $48.5 billion (up 86% YoY) * Operating Expenses = $7.6 billion (up 52% YoY) * ---> *compute & infrastructure, employees compensation and engineering development* * $80 billion additional share repurchase authorisation, on top of remaining $39 billion. * Quarterly cash dividend increased from $0.01 per share to $0.25 per share. **NVDA Next Quarter Outlook** * Revenue = $91 billion (plus or minus 2%) * Gross Margin = 74.9% (plus or minus 0.5%) * Operating Expenses = $8.5 billion https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-first-quarter-fiscal-2027 --------- **NVDA Quarterly News**: * Recognised as Google Cloud Partner of the Year in two categories. * Collaborating with energy leaders to accelerate power‑flexible AI factories to fortify the grid. * Invested $2 billion each in Marvell, Nebius, Coherent and Lumentum. * Announced a multi-year partnership with META spanning on-premises, cloud and AI infrastructure. * Launched BlueField-4 STX storage architecture, Vera CPU and Space-1 Vera Rubin Module. * Expanding AI-RAN partnerships with global telcos. * Partnership wirh Hyundai Motor and Kia for next gen Autonomous Driving Technology.
2. Government genocide of the "welfare queens' and 'parasites' FTFY