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> We just have to wait for another few days, and once we start to see a flurry of Pumper accounts spreading baseless optimism while decrying anyone who counters that empty baseless optimism with actual facts is called a "FUD Shorter". FTFY
>Dividends are a way of distributing **profits**. FTFY. people freak out when share prices drop due to dividends, because they forget stocks are ownership of companies. if you owned a laundromat with a NAV of $1 million and took $500,000 cash as profits, it would drop the NAV to $9.5 million and nobody would give a damn. but when the NAV of stocks drops people think it's some outrage.
Overvalued monopolist continues to consolidate its hegemony through anti competitive business practices. FTFY
>Unlimited tim Hortons blts timbits and ~~coffee~~ *a double double.* FTFY
Anyone who supports zionzists are pro pedo. FTFY.
>kids literally born, breed and raised to be the perfect ~~fighter.~~ assassin. FTFY And staying true to the analogy, mommy Talia and Gran-pappy Ra's al Ghul are basically Tesla Solar and Starlink respectively. (I love it when one of my stupid comic analogies finds the right kind of nerd.)
>bigu, sturongu FTFY
> The advisor is telling me to wait until 2026 so that their year end performance numbers look better FTFY Maybe you'll be able to tax loss harvest, maybe not. How is the rest of your income looking like? Is this amount going to push you into the next tax bracket? Or over the NIIT or any other threshold? Would splitting across two years help avoid either of those? Also don't wait "full year+" for the tax bill, there are underlayment penalties if you owe a significant amount.
>Chinese... sentiment is awful. Investors don’t trust FTFY. Pretty sure the majority of folks stopped trusting Chinese companies pre-COVID. You're late to the party.
> I know that ~~could~~ *will* bite me ~~if~~ *when* the market dips hard. FTFY. I am an old guy. When reviewing my financial plan one of the questions that I ask myself is “will this work if tomorrow if a 40% correction starts that then takes 8 years to recover?”. The answer needs to be “yes”, and if not then I make changes.
> When are ppl going to learn TA does not work ~~for these stocks~~ FTFY
>You wanted brown people to be hurt but didn't read the fine print FTFY
> Man with Hedging in his username discovers investing FTFY
\> If any company has the resources to build a complete software ecosystem **and kill it a year after** it’s Google. FTFY
I'm early. But I also put a way too short time horizon for me to get paid. FML. FTFY
I'm early. But I also put a way too short time horizon for me to get paid. FML. FTFY
Why good company that has only crushed earnings since going public popping, FTFY
> Nuclear is back, and this time it’s funded by AI profits. FTFY: Nuclear is back, and this time it’s funded by AI ~~profits~~ smokescreen machine. People who need the power to run data centers currently do not make a "profit" off of AI. The only entities making money off AI right now are NVidia, the foundries making their chips, the HBM memory makers, and the physical construction workers building the data centers. Here's some fantastic articles about the absolutely NUTS investment going on; nuts not because it is large, but because it is not even remotely commensurate with the actual ROI's involved here. https://pracap.com/global-crossing-reborn/ https://pracap.com/an-ai-addendum/ All the AI people NOT making the hardware HOPE to make money on it. Hopefully a shit ton to justify the levels of capital spending currently being spent and the absolutely INSANE and utterly bananas numbers being quoted by the AI Prophets; Altman said 1.4 trillion by what 2030? This company does not make a DIME in profit. So why the nuclear power? Well, I believe Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, etc. want us to think the plan is to buy nuclear power to keep up with AI center demand **because the REAL plan sounds bad.** The real plan is to buy power from utilities and increase the average cost the consumer sees dramatically to pay for the infrastructure necessary to provide it AND hopefully drive down consumer and other industrial demand so there is enough. I couldn't find a good term for this... it's like astroturfing meets causewashing meets greenwashing meets a smokescreen. This "plan" to buy nuclear by investing in it is a deception campaign to hide and divert attention away from the real LIKELY outcome; which is they use power currently being used by OTHER people by paying more for it, and increasing EVERYONE'S bills to fund the infrastructure required. Look, I am a nuclear evangelical. I want it to be back, I want to to make nuke plants, MORE than anything. I'm a chemical engineer, I do large plants for a living, literally... and I think nuclear is THE proven answer to a long term lower carbon baseload and slow ramp issue. There's a major SMR company down the road from me, I want to quick my job and work for them so badly it hurts because I think this one of the ONLY ways we're going to salvage the climate. But this whole data centers are going to use nuclear power schtick is a joke. 100% it's misdirection to hide the actual LIKELY outcome, because YOU, the consumer, might stop them if you thought about the likely outcome. Think about how long, even with literal perfect execution and planning it takes to make 10 billion dollar projects, let alone nuke plants. IF you had $10 billion, RIGHT NOW, all $10 billion of it, a finished design, a site to build it on, approvals from everyone who needed to approve, the infrastructure in place to move power to where it can be used, a customer, the fuel, and 10,000 construction workers ready to go, you are STILL 4-5 years out from "I stuck a shovel in the ground" to "I delivered my first kWh." Now how many years are you out if you have NONE of that. 10? 12? 15? Even in the WILDEST best projections, we're 10 years out from our FIRST commercial kWh. When the inevitable happens, MAMA can go, "Aww schucks... nuclear power mired down in red tape (rabble rabble at whomever is in power), but good news, regional utility says we have enough if we all just pinch! Sorry about the 40% increase in your bill, yeah that infrastructure hit is a bitch. Those greedy utility companies, gotta pay all those executives! Hey anyways, look at this meme about this situation ChatGPT-8 made!" If this alleged rocket ship to the moon is to even partially true, the power demand starts next year. There will be precisely ZERO SMR's up and running, or new nuclear plants of ANY kind next year. Which makes me sad, because I think nuclear needs to be built anyways in the united states, and globally. It needs to be THE baseload, and not coal, and it turns out we need the watersheds ruined by poor dam planning if we want to eat fish. Like I said, I'm a chemical engineer, I design (or help design) multi billion dollar fabs. There is a SMR company local to me, I could commute to it. I want to work for them SO BAD. But, chemical is a hard sell. Not impossible, just hard. I should have studied mechanical engineering and gone into the industry, but I'd literally need to go back in time.
~~Predictions~~ market is gambling not investing FTFY.
Time to yolo and ~~7x again~~ lose everything penny FTFY
Bulls run up the stairs. Bears jump out the window. FTFY
*your regarded FTFY now he’ll understand
“Fascinating move to all you regards” FTFY
*between choking the chicken and mid-afternoon crap FTFY
Oracle CEO acts at behest of American government. FTFY
>Gotta stop buying FDs ~~because that delta was absolute garbage for such a low price stock~~ FTFY
> **BING BING BING** BREAKING NEWS!!! Links may go up...and they might go down... Gamble on clicking here for more info! FTFY.
> Amazon: lays off 30,000 employees to maintain profitability to offset massive AI infrastructure investments that hurt balance sheet. FTFY
Is crapto the world’s worst investment? FTFY
~~*“pre-market charts”*~~ **Porn** FTFY 👍
https://preview.redd.it/b3ljv29buo0g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34eda51dfffc83c7304bbd00de2aabb60dc59ef9 FTFY
I never understood how people go for runs FTFY
“I misunderstood what the order was on the bottom of his screenshot” FTFY
*autistic psychopath* FTFY
"How you need an accounting firm willing to cook the books for you." -FTFY
Also Americans: \*FINANCE a $30 burrito on doordash LMAO FTFY
> but it’s pretty obvious why she does so well, and it’s ~not~ congress FTFY
> My bear brethren, today we eat [dick like always]! FTFY
gaping ghey bools on parade FTFY
> Some of you really forgot how to feel FTFY.
$CRCL jerk keeps getting worse FTFY
FTFY You cooked, and you are now eating it every day.
Chipotle stock craters as company says ~~young~~ people ~~without jobs~~ can't afford their food anymore FTFY
consensus on the date to discuss framework of a trade deal. FTFY
Reddit pumped it and hedgies* dumped it FTFY
https://preview.redd.it/fkie8cj846yf1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1740ec0a8a90d040f02cde1a7141e0fa03deeced FTFY
>The way we are going id be surprised if Ken Paxton didn’t become a ~~senator~~ Holy American Emperor FTFY
Regarded , FTFY. Meet you behind the Wendy’s .
>short everything that guy has ~~shorted~~ touched FTFY https://youtu.be/A25EUhZGBws?si=R-AP1qDgjPUx4yPU&t=362
This summer I ~~invested~~ gambled FTFY
The market opens at 9:30ET FTFY
> Nowadays kids cry when their stock is in the red for 3 ~~months~~ **days** lmao FTFY
~~You~~ don't buy puts ~~when VIX is at 30~~ lmao FTFY
finally face the truth. FTFY
bools are fukt. FTFY
he always says something stupid. FTFY
>Chinese government, and Chinese government affiliated individuals and entities have been piling into western real estate for a long time. FTFY.
youve been warned bools. FTFY
"Oh, yeah, sell everything YOU'RE fucked" FTFY
\*sucking each other tails. FTFY
Nah it got changed like the mexican gulf, tacos are now a traditional American dish. FTFY.
*multi hundred billion dollar losses, FTFY
At least 57% of Americans APPROVE of President Donald J. Trump being impeached. FTFY.
>U.S. GDP growth in the first half of 2025 was almost entirely driven by investment in data centers and ***mis***information processing technology. FTFY
>U.S. GDP growth in the first half of 2025 was almost entirely driven by investment in data centers and ***mis***information processing technology. FTFY
> AG ignored a question on ~~the~~ every topic FTFY
>Only ~~if~~ when the music stops FTFY
Anyone trying to time the market? FTFY
> One of the best 2-3 days to ~~buy~~ **sell** puts **FTFY**
>while others like Wedbush ~~sit~~ shit higher FTFY
OKLO catalysts that could push it past 500$: - No revenue - Some cool graphics/ads FTFY
>I understand that you’re mainly joking but it seems this administration truly has no understanding ~~of the semiconductor industry~~ *anything. FTFY
bcs your credit score doesn't allow you to get better rates. FTFY 😭😭😭😭
\*transfer of wealth from call seller doofus. FTFY
> "Stocks are fairly […] valued" - Jeremy Powell FTFY, now it's correct
“Pretending about future earnings” FTFY.
> land of the freedophiles FTFY
FTFY: “Buy Tesla Elon just ~~bought~~ laundered a sh it ton must know something
the most logical outcome is cut 25bps as fed doesn't like to surprise as market already pricing in 25bps in fed future >60% FTFY. trust me bro
concept of framework. FTFY
\#AI will take your life FTFY
"Man with the most fake imaginary assets is overtaken by man with more fakier, imaginarier assets." FTFY
She's RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE... FTFY
What’s the point in riding a Ducati if it doesn’t break down every 1000 miles and leave me with obscene repair bills. FTFY.
FTFY: touch a book and pick up some grass
*a massive package without precedent in the known universe. FTFY