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> The available **debt** on them is, in aggregate, about $100,000. FTFY
*McDonald's learns about the Demand Curve FTFY
TLDR at the bottom: Society changed Bitcoin’s branding from “money” to a “store of value”. It’s a known volatile asset that historically follow the 4-year US liquidity cycle that was dominant for 70 years and increases in value- higher lows and higher highs (the U.S. liquidity cycle is now in a 5-6 year cycle due to debt rollovers and more rigid maturity cycles with COVID being the catalyst for the change) Credit cards and debit cards get stolen all the time. Hacks happen to financial institutions, businesses, and personal bank accounts. Passwords are passwords. People will always forget or mess up. Skill issue Self-custody via seed phrases can be higher risk, but higher autonomy. (Higher risk only if someone is an idiot): again, skill issue PUBLIC LEDGER IS LITERALLY THE POINT OF BLOCKCHAIN lmao- there are plenty of “Satoshi Era Wallets” and the entire world still doesn’t know who owns them. Every year some dormant wallets from that era sell or move their bitcoins. The fact we don’t know who they are, after a decade of this public ledger, means privacy isn’t as weak as you think it is KYC ties identity to all crypto accounts? Some crypto accounts (not all) have my identity. Not to mention my bank knows me for my traditional accounts Hacking happens in every sector. A big chunk of bitcoins supply is missing and lost forever. This isn’t “fake scarcity”. Bitcoin is already finite therefore it is already scarce. It’s not like Bitcoin splits like stocks. Yes, forks happen, but it doesn’t cut BTC’s price the moment of the fork nor does it create more of itself. Most stocks are belief driven. Many gems exist with low debt, high profitability, cash reserves, growth, etc and the prices don’t move with the great business fundamentals. Boring stocks (much like TXRH 10 years ago to today) that have increased growth and earnings year after year after year which don’t provide spectacular returns until the belief catches up with the mainstream “THE BIG ECONOMIC PROBLEM” isn’t what you think it is. Most of the “problems” you listed existed in the early years made a damn-near-free Bitcoin to being above $100,000 multiple times. Early holders only win if ANY buyer shows up. FTFY FWIW, I don’t own any Bitcoin and I don’t even think the Epstein shit will make it go to zero. Drug dealers use USD in the same way hundreds of millions of people use USD to buy shit. Of all the things you typed, BTC still went from essentially-free to one-hundred-and-twenty-fucking-thousand dollars. Literally every reason you listed and it still continued hit new ATHs in recent years Crypto is legitimately here to stay regardless of Bitcoin. Shit might go down, but it’ll eventually go back up. For the moment, the market is waiting on the Clarity Act decision and rate cuts for that sweet sweet liquidity TLDR: Congrats, you typed a lot of words to describe a well-known highly speculative, highly volatile asset. If only people would stop zooming out to see how much BTC drops after hitting ATHs, then people would stop buying BTC forever... all of the things you listed, and it still reach $120,000 after being close-to-free 10 years ago. It’ll most likely hit new ATHs with more legislation and liquidity injections/rate cuts as long as Epstein wasn’t the actual creator, but who knows, people still might buy that shit
building a bridge in Canada could result in ***China*** removing the Stanley Cup -FTFY
> It’s about labeling, the FDA *is* was actually quite serious about that. FTFY. My guess is that the Trump-branded prescription medication site didn't want the competition.
>It’s not a car company it’s a ~~stock company~~ money laundering vehicle FTFY
“Why do you insist on punishing the rich for stealing from you” FTFY regard.
Disgusting racist pedo murderer. FTFY.
>Nothing good happens in a society where some people make more in a day than **most** make in a lifetime. FTFY
Options are particularly RISKIER when markets become INTERESTING FTFY
\*Lots of redditors pretending to be multimillionaires. There FTFY
The Government Will Subsidize Intel until They Figure Out GPU Production - FTFY
Permabulls who trade options are dumb** FTFY
>SpaceX is forced to bail out xAi FTFY
Erased all profits* FTFY
STUPID jewelry producers **FTFY**
>The banks are tanking the price so they don't have to deliver Leveraged futures traders are closing their positions so they don't have to accept delivery. FTFY.
I love *you're* flair FTFY
> and if you can't recognize ~~it's always been an issue~~ the faucet has always been dripping ~~then you're ignorant~~ then we shouldn't discuss the fire hose currently turned on. FTFY pot kettle black
Psalm 51:2 (KJV) >Warsh me thoroughly from mine equities, and cleanse me from my sin. FTFY
>*small partial shutdown* FTFY
>~~Stunning and brave. Also~~ stupid. FTFY
It's horrifying. FTFY.
POV A ber's wet dream **FTFY**
>Choosing to isolate themselves FTFY
>I’ve never wanted to see ~~shreks~~ dick more FTFY
> this is all part of ~~Trump's~~ **Putin's** plan. ~~Alienate allies~~ **Destroy NATO**. FTFY
>A whole new way to ~trade~ ***GAMBLE*** in 2026 FTFY
FIFA Piss Prize recipient starts WW3. FTFY.
>Born just in time for Mango Wars FTFY
No no. You took on $50,000 in Credit Card *L E V E R A G E* 💅 FTFY
> talk to ~~text~~ texsht. FTFY
“No I won’t explain my reasoning for thinking this.” FTFY
>You absolutely should be adjusting investments based on **valuation, because it's by far the most accurate predictor of returns over 10-12 year periods** FTFY
This guy is a fucking turd. FTFY
Americans will pay 25% tariff. FTFY
FTFY: if you are doing business with an Islamic nation and sell the US, our people will pay a higher price.
https://preview.redd.it/422fnxnosncg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5b0d54ce2bc716b9a86f617c9ec63d94abc120 FTFY
Picking lettuce for 10 bucks an hour. FTFY
"Ban large investors from buying homes until they pay an acceptable amount to the 'government' for the privilege to continue buying homes" FTFY.
Screw this. Good lord, a bunch of old, lying, mysoginistic, racist, pedo men. FTFY
$WEN is it to to let go? FTFY
Shift the decimal over. 1.25 FTFY
>Epstein vs half life 3: which will be first? Haha. FTFY /s
***Dr. Disrespect on board the U.S.S Iwo Jima FTFY
> passenger survives but the Tesla-Bot ~~burns up in the wreckage~~ **murders them to prevent witnesses** FTFY
"Click magnet media." FTFY
Professor got funding to study regards. FTFY
\> ~~reinvesting~~ gambling FTFY
FTFY 🦍 https://preview.redd.it/sfw7x01xl8ag1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9118caec15f51411221a2aa6b9f20186701da5a
> We just have to wait for another few days, and once we start to see a flurry of Pumper accounts spreading baseless optimism while decrying anyone who counters that empty baseless optimism with actual facts is called a "FUD Shorter". FTFY
>Dividends are a way of distributing **profits**. FTFY. people freak out when share prices drop due to dividends, because they forget stocks are ownership of companies. if you owned a laundromat with a NAV of $1 million and took $500,000 cash as profits, it would drop the NAV to $9.5 million and nobody would give a damn. but when the NAV of stocks drops people think it's some outrage.
Overvalued monopolist continues to consolidate its hegemony through anti competitive business practices. FTFY
>Unlimited tim Hortons blts timbits and ~~coffee~~ *a double double.* FTFY
Anyone who supports zionzists are pro pedo. FTFY.
>kids literally born, breed and raised to be the perfect ~~fighter.~~ assassin. FTFY And staying true to the analogy, mommy Talia and Gran-pappy Ra's al Ghul are basically Tesla Solar and Starlink respectively. (I love it when one of my stupid comic analogies finds the right kind of nerd.)
>bigu, sturongu FTFY
> The advisor is telling me to wait until 2026 so that their year end performance numbers look better FTFY Maybe you'll be able to tax loss harvest, maybe not. How is the rest of your income looking like? Is this amount going to push you into the next tax bracket? Or over the NIIT or any other threshold? Would splitting across two years help avoid either of those? Also don't wait "full year+" for the tax bill, there are underlayment penalties if you owe a significant amount.
>Chinese... sentiment is awful. Investors don’t trust FTFY. Pretty sure the majority of folks stopped trusting Chinese companies pre-COVID. You're late to the party.
> I know that ~~could~~ *will* bite me ~~if~~ *when* the market dips hard. FTFY. I am an old guy. When reviewing my financial plan one of the questions that I ask myself is “will this work if tomorrow if a 40% correction starts that then takes 8 years to recover?”. The answer needs to be “yes”, and if not then I make changes.
> When are ppl going to learn TA does not work ~~for these stocks~~ FTFY
>You wanted brown people to be hurt but didn't read the fine print FTFY
> Man with Hedging in his username discovers investing FTFY
\> If any company has the resources to build a complete software ecosystem **and kill it a year after** it’s Google. FTFY
I'm early. But I also put a way too short time horizon for me to get paid. FML. FTFY
I'm early. But I also put a way too short time horizon for me to get paid. FML. FTFY
Why good company that has only crushed earnings since going public popping, FTFY
> Nuclear is back, and this time it’s funded by AI profits. FTFY: Nuclear is back, and this time it’s funded by AI ~~profits~~ smokescreen machine. People who need the power to run data centers currently do not make a "profit" off of AI. The only entities making money off AI right now are NVidia, the foundries making their chips, the HBM memory makers, and the physical construction workers building the data centers. Here's some fantastic articles about the absolutely NUTS investment going on; nuts not because it is large, but because it is not even remotely commensurate with the actual ROI's involved here. https://pracap.com/global-crossing-reborn/ https://pracap.com/an-ai-addendum/ All the AI people NOT making the hardware HOPE to make money on it. Hopefully a shit ton to justify the levels of capital spending currently being spent and the absolutely INSANE and utterly bananas numbers being quoted by the AI Prophets; Altman said 1.4 trillion by what 2030? This company does not make a DIME in profit. So why the nuclear power? Well, I believe Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, etc. want us to think the plan is to buy nuclear power to keep up with AI center demand **because the REAL plan sounds bad.** The real plan is to buy power from utilities and increase the average cost the consumer sees dramatically to pay for the infrastructure necessary to provide it AND hopefully drive down consumer and other industrial demand so there is enough. I couldn't find a good term for this... it's like astroturfing meets causewashing meets greenwashing meets a smokescreen. This "plan" to buy nuclear by investing in it is a deception campaign to hide and divert attention away from the real LIKELY outcome; which is they use power currently being used by OTHER people by paying more for it, and increasing EVERYONE'S bills to fund the infrastructure required. Look, I am a nuclear evangelical. I want it to be back, I want to to make nuke plants, MORE than anything. I'm a chemical engineer, I do large plants for a living, literally... and I think nuclear is THE proven answer to a long term lower carbon baseload and slow ramp issue. There's a major SMR company down the road from me, I want to quick my job and work for them so badly it hurts because I think this one of the ONLY ways we're going to salvage the climate. But this whole data centers are going to use nuclear power schtick is a joke. 100% it's misdirection to hide the actual LIKELY outcome, because YOU, the consumer, might stop them if you thought about the likely outcome. Think about how long, even with literal perfect execution and planning it takes to make 10 billion dollar projects, let alone nuke plants. IF you had $10 billion, RIGHT NOW, all $10 billion of it, a finished design, a site to build it on, approvals from everyone who needed to approve, the infrastructure in place to move power to where it can be used, a customer, the fuel, and 10,000 construction workers ready to go, you are STILL 4-5 years out from "I stuck a shovel in the ground" to "I delivered my first kWh." Now how many years are you out if you have NONE of that. 10? 12? 15? Even in the WILDEST best projections, we're 10 years out from our FIRST commercial kWh. When the inevitable happens, MAMA can go, "Aww schucks... nuclear power mired down in red tape (rabble rabble at whomever is in power), but good news, regional utility says we have enough if we all just pinch! Sorry about the 40% increase in your bill, yeah that infrastructure hit is a bitch. Those greedy utility companies, gotta pay all those executives! Hey anyways, look at this meme about this situation ChatGPT-8 made!" If this alleged rocket ship to the moon is to even partially true, the power demand starts next year. There will be precisely ZERO SMR's up and running, or new nuclear plants of ANY kind next year. Which makes me sad, because I think nuclear needs to be built anyways in the united states, and globally. It needs to be THE baseload, and not coal, and it turns out we need the watersheds ruined by poor dam planning if we want to eat fish. Like I said, I'm a chemical engineer, I design (or help design) multi billion dollar fabs. There is a SMR company local to me, I could commute to it. I want to work for them SO BAD. But, chemical is a hard sell. Not impossible, just hard. I should have studied mechanical engineering and gone into the industry, but I'd literally need to go back in time.
~~Predictions~~ market is gambling not investing FTFY.
Time to yolo and ~~7x again~~ lose everything penny FTFY
Bulls run up the stairs. Bears jump out the window. FTFY
*your regarded FTFY now he’ll understand
“Fascinating move to all you regards” FTFY
*between choking the chicken and mid-afternoon crap FTFY
Oracle CEO acts at behest of American government. FTFY
>Gotta stop buying FDs ~~because that delta was absolute garbage for such a low price stock~~ FTFY
> **BING BING BING** BREAKING NEWS!!! Links may go up...and they might go down... Gamble on clicking here for more info! FTFY.
> Amazon: lays off 30,000 employees to maintain profitability to offset massive AI infrastructure investments that hurt balance sheet. FTFY
Is crapto the world’s worst investment? FTFY
~~*“pre-market charts”*~~ **Porn** FTFY 👍
https://preview.redd.it/b3ljv29buo0g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34eda51dfffc83c7304bbd00de2aabb60dc59ef9 FTFY
I never understood how people go for runs FTFY
“I misunderstood what the order was on the bottom of his screenshot” FTFY
*autistic psychopath* FTFY
"How you need an accounting firm willing to cook the books for you." -FTFY
Also Americans: \*FINANCE a $30 burrito on doordash LMAO FTFY
> but it’s pretty obvious why she does so well, and it’s ~not~ congress FTFY
> My bear brethren, today we eat [dick like always]! FTFY