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>Gotta stop buying FDs ~~because that delta was absolute garbage for such a low price stock~~ FTFY
> **BING BING BING** BREAKING NEWS!!! Links may go up...and they might go down... Gamble on clicking here for more info! FTFY.
> Amazon: lays off 30,000 employees to maintain profitability to offset massive AI infrastructure investments that hurt balance sheet. FTFY
Is crapto the world’s worst investment? FTFY
~~*“pre-market charts”*~~ **Porn** FTFY 👍
https://preview.redd.it/b3ljv29buo0g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34eda51dfffc83c7304bbd00de2aabb60dc59ef9 FTFY
I never understood how people go for runs FTFY
“I misunderstood what the order was on the bottom of his screenshot” FTFY
*autistic psychopath* FTFY
"How you need an accounting firm willing to cook the books for you." -FTFY
Also Americans: \*FINANCE a $30 burrito on doordash LMAO FTFY
> but it’s pretty obvious why she does so well, and it’s ~not~ congress FTFY
> My bear brethren, today we eat [dick like always]! FTFY
gaping ghey bools on parade FTFY
> Some of you really forgot how to feel FTFY.
$CRCL jerk keeps getting worse FTFY
FTFY You cooked, and you are now eating it every day.
Chipotle stock craters as company says ~~young~~ people ~~without jobs~~ can't afford their food anymore FTFY
consensus on the date to discuss framework of a trade deal. FTFY
Reddit pumped it and hedgies* dumped it FTFY
https://preview.redd.it/fkie8cj846yf1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1740ec0a8a90d040f02cde1a7141e0fa03deeced FTFY
>The way we are going id be surprised if Ken Paxton didn’t become a ~~senator~~ Holy American Emperor FTFY
Regarded , FTFY. Meet you behind the Wendy’s .
>short everything that guy has ~~shorted~~ touched FTFY https://youtu.be/A25EUhZGBws?si=R-AP1qDgjPUx4yPU&t=362
This summer I ~~invested~~ gambled FTFY
The market opens at 9:30ET FTFY
> Nowadays kids cry when their stock is in the red for 3 ~~months~~ **days** lmao FTFY
~~You~~ don't buy puts ~~when VIX is at 30~~ lmao FTFY
finally face the truth. FTFY
bools are fukt. FTFY
he always says something stupid. FTFY
>Chinese government, and Chinese government affiliated individuals and entities have been piling into western real estate for a long time. FTFY.
youve been warned bools. FTFY
"Oh, yeah, sell everything YOU'RE fucked" FTFY
\*sucking each other tails. FTFY
Nah it got changed like the mexican gulf, tacos are now a traditional American dish. FTFY.
*multi hundred billion dollar losses, FTFY
At least 57% of Americans APPROVE of President Donald J. Trump being impeached. FTFY.
>U.S. GDP growth in the first half of 2025 was almost entirely driven by investment in data centers and ***mis***information processing technology. FTFY
>U.S. GDP growth in the first half of 2025 was almost entirely driven by investment in data centers and ***mis***information processing technology. FTFY
> AG ignored a question on ~~the~~ every topic FTFY
>Only ~~if~~ when the music stops FTFY
Anyone trying to time the market? FTFY
> One of the best 2-3 days to ~~buy~~ **sell** puts **FTFY**
>while others like Wedbush ~~sit~~ shit higher FTFY
OKLO catalysts that could push it past 500$: - No revenue - Some cool graphics/ads FTFY
>I understand that you’re mainly joking but it seems this administration truly has no understanding ~~of the semiconductor industry~~ *anything. FTFY
bcs your credit score doesn't allow you to get better rates. FTFY 😭😭😭😭
\*transfer of wealth from call seller doofus. FTFY
> "Stocks are fairly […] valued" - Jeremy Powell FTFY, now it's correct
“Pretending about future earnings” FTFY.
> land of the freedophiles FTFY
FTFY: “Buy Tesla Elon just ~~bought~~ laundered a sh it ton must know something
the most logical outcome is cut 25bps as fed doesn't like to surprise as market already pricing in 25bps in fed future >60% FTFY. trust me bro
concept of framework. FTFY
\#AI will take your life FTFY
"Man with the most fake imaginary assets is overtaken by man with more fakier, imaginarier assets." FTFY
She's RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE... FTFY
What’s the point in riding a Ducati if it doesn’t break down every 1000 miles and leave me with obscene repair bills. FTFY.
FTFY: touch a book and pick up some grass
*a massive package without precedent in the known universe. FTFY
“Elon offers unprecedented $1 Trillion pay package to himself” FTFY
>Oh wait, I see it now, buy ~~low~~ blow, sell high. FTFY
>US ~~sliding towards~~ has hyper accelerated, warp sped itself to 1930s-style autocracy FTFY
>>>Vance only fucks ~~American~~ Indian couches, thank you very much 😤 FTFY
\*chopped body parts. FTFY
*ICE goons watch list. FTFY. fbi has been defunded & gutted out
*He would have cut by now without all the tariffs. FTFY
>Fed's Waller begs for title, will do anything for it FTFY
*Shorting RBLX until my account goes to 0* FTFY
Especially when Trump is, in any way, involved. FTFY
He doesn’t give a shit about voters. FTFY
>You can't trust ~~any of economic data~~ **a single word** coming out of his cabinet. FTFY
because your google search now ~~talks back~~ makes up shit to you is really funny FTFY
*agreement of framework of deal. FTFY
> Now you can't find a tech company that doesn't claim to be utilizing AI in some way to boost productivity FTFY. All these CEOs are either just as uninformed as everyone else and are about to get some really surprising metrics or, imo more likely, they are using it as an excuse to explain cutting all of worthless role that got created during the 0% interest rate period without admitting how many morons got hired for ridiculous salaries post-covid.
>This sub is going to implode ~~if~~ when we have a prolonged recession at some point. FTFY. Because that is what we are both know is going to happen. This sub should be r/joekennedy’sshoeshineboy.
“Thank god people are pumping this stock. Maybe I can get away with another share offering to fund another asinine acquisition that we will eventually have to write off as a goodwill impairment because the only person I’m good at making money for is myself”. FTFY Irwin.
>~~hearse~~ >Wendy’s Dumpster-mobile FTFY
SoftBank to light $2BN on fire. FTFY
>Everyone and their mother’s bot is on it. FTFY
> We apply a tax to raise the price of Vietnam made T-shirts from $10 to $30 so people buy $25 American-made T-shirts. We apply a tax to raise the price of Vietnam made T-shirts from $10 to $30 so people might buy $30 American-made T-shirts that used to be $25. FTFY
"You can be good at GAMBLING for years.." FTFY
90% of all traders expire worthless. FTFY
“Convicted rapist and we’ll documented child rapist Donald Trump signed an executive order” FTFY
>"ABC Megacorp has cancelled it's plans to invest $500b into the US after spending only $3b [after receiving $10b worth of tax writeoffs and development]" FTFY. If you want to see how badly we all get screwed in this process, look into the Foxconn "investment" in Wisconsin.