BEEP

MrFyxet99

I’ll take “ selling puts on speculative stock for 500 Alex”. “This is what happens when you sell puts near the top and don’t monitor or roll them” *BEEP* “I lose my ass when they go deep in the money and have to ask my wife’s boyfriend for a loan to make my car payment “!!

CallsOrPutsYES

Shorty is not here right now, please leave a message after the BEEP

JamieDepp

I’m doing well with this stock, BEEP BOOP BOP AI

patty_cakes_newberg

Cause BEEP BOOP that's why motherfucker

cozy_vegetarian

This is how you fly to London and go to Prague... you bitches can't even spell Prague, my ni🔥🔥a. BEEP, BOOP BOP BEEP 🎶🌠 

Recent_Register_2952

I don't like to toot my own horn but BEEP BEEP

Far-Ninja7830

I’m not a bot BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP. Get back to work!!!!

Gom_KBull

BEEP BEEP TRUCK GET IN LOSER 

Terrible-Quarter

robot voice: "WHAT IS BEST WAY TO FUCK RETAIL DOES NOT COMPUTE BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP"

idtenterro

It means his phone went BEEP BEEP when the funny numbers hit the funny number limits he put on his funny money app. The BEEP BEEP woke him up. He can't respond right now because he is busy jerking off.

The_real_Covfefe-19

**BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP** "Can not compute...frantic buy or panic sell..."

beardedsandflea

"Yo! Wassup Trump... ... SIKE!! Ha, gotchu nerd! Leave a message after the beep; or don't, I dgaf." *BEEP*

Silent-Day-1421

I hear the BEEP BEEP BEEP of a dump truck backing up.

RamboJet

Your message has been transferred to my answering machine. After the beep leave a message. **BEEP** 

LeCastle2306

“Meh, you type like a bot” Well if anybody who pushes back against you is a bot BEEP BOP BEEP BOOP 🤷

redegglamp

Market really said BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP

stuff_happens_again

If you can Doge a Tesla, You can Doge a SEMI TRUCK!!! BEEP BEEP YOUR ASS!

HustlinInTheHall

10 year treasury: just do chill shit I'll calm down Trump: BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER THE GLOVES ARE OFF Media: why are rates not falling?!

Flying21811

ACHR NOT A BOT BEEP BOOP BUY MORE LETS GET THIS RAVIOLI TO $10. 1000 shares owned up 70% This is the power of this Reddit group! LETS GO REGARDS. Ravioli RAVIOLI show me the formuloni!

Warstoriez

BULLS BACK IN THE DRIVERS SEAT 🏎️🏎️🚙🚙 BEEP BEEP BERS 

Mango-Bob

[BEEP BOOP BEEP](https://fastercapital.com/content/European-Warrant--Cross-Continent-Contracts--The-Allure-of-European-Warrants.html)

surfinbird

Just finished up doing my taxes. Getting $19 back. “I’M RICH, BITCH! *BEEP BEEP*”

zbone33

WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️ BEEP BEEP! Carshield .com - American auto shield is a complete SCAM!!! BEWARE SCAM ALERT! Don't use Carshield .com aka American auto shield... WARNING BEEP BEEP!!!!

zbone33

WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️ BEEP BEEP! Carshield .com - American auto shield is a complete SCAM!!! BEWARE SCAM ALERT! Don't use Carshield .com aka American auto shield... WARNING BEEP BEEP!!!!

zbone33

WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️ BEEP BEEP! Carshield .com - American auto shield is a complete SCAM!!! BEWARE SCAM ALERT! Don't use Carshield .com aka American auto shield... WARNING BEEP BEEP!!!!

arcanition

BEEP!

HanzDiamond

just called a client, his outgoing message as follows: "you have reached the Regard residence, we are not home, if you are a collecting agency, I have $1 in my bank account and we don't have your money *BEEP*

ykoreaa

Due to the volume of our calls, we're sorry to inform you that you're #862913 in line to talk to the CEO of SPY. If at any time you would like to leave a voice message in his mailbox, pls type SPY in your keyboard after the beep. **BEEP**

ykoreaa

I'm sorry. All our available agents are busy now. Would you like to be redirected to the voice mailbox of the CEO of SPY? Pls record your message after the beep. **BEEP**

Acrobatic_granny

"BEEP BOOP I'm not paid enough for this"