HR

Le7emesens

I would come clean to your HR no matter what, while the mistake is still fresh. Else it could backfire to worst.

rahul91105

Your question is a bit ambiguous so I would try to answer it for both cases. If you expect to replace HR (human) and add agents then you would have a recurring cost (similar to a clawed bot). For actually replacing saas tools, it would require you to hire developers to build and maintain those tools (even if you use AI to build it). All this will really depend upon what your needs are and do you have the budget and buy in to do such a thing. Ie it have to save you non trivial amount of money to do that.

mildlymashedpotatoes

Trading $500 of company stock outside a blackout period is pretty low risk. The main thing that actually makes a trade illegal isn’t when you trade (the blackout period is more of a compliance proxy for material non public info), but whether you knew something important that the public didn’t (like an upcoming earnings miss or a merger). If youre a regular employee with no access to sensitive inside information, the legal exposure is basically negligible, especially at $500. The bigger practical worry is that your company required you to get approval before trading regardless of timing, but I’m not sure if or how your company tracks that - it’s more likely an internal rule you broke so an HR issue more than a legal one.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ I am a lawyer in big tech but full disclosure I’m not a securities lawyer. None of this is legal advice but I would consider where you’re posting about it and who you’re talking to, especially with that user name. :) but tldr I do not think you need to lose much sleep over this. Just don’t do it again.

llasar17

HR said i cant do that again

tinydisaster

They nerfed it some time ago. It goes down a wrong path, then when you try to correct it with a source of information, it says fake news and improperly ascribes an emotional state when there is none. It’s like an HR bot now, like the one with too many cats and a file folder on all the staff but in a bad way.

TouchTipz

I’m such a gullible fool omg So my family has always been heavily involved in philanthropy ever since I can remember Yet I’ve always been sort of a problem amongst them with my charitable endeavors I was always confused as to how our ideology could be in contention until today Turns out my mother who to the public is a god of charity,however is exactly the opposite She is the beacon of trust for the wealthy and her entire profession career is built around shielding them She stares in HR, proved to the management that she is one of them and then leveraged her social skills to convince people to advocate against their own interests My mom is a fucking sociopath Like wtf

Far-Actuator4439

If your trades require pre-clearance, legally speaking not just employee handbook bs, then your statements are reported to your employer via something like a DBS or 3210 notice - they’ll notice come months end regardless. Insider trading or trading company stock you aren’t supposed to is watched. That said intent is a big part of the crime, a whoops is a whoops. I’d say, if you actually are an insider, do the right thing and save the bigger headache. You will likely have someone in HR that deals specifically with inside information to silo it off. Source: Have had to check many a DBS/3210 and know how the system works.

DaCouponNinja

Oh, I’ve been there. Made a similar mistake by accidentally selling a few shares from dividend reinvestment during a black out period. You absolutely need the report this to compliance immediately. If you don’t and they find out (they will) then it looks like it was intentional and you concealed it. They’ll probably investigate the trade, ask you a lot of questions and maybe get their legal team involved. It’s not fun but it’s better than getting fired for it. It’s big deal not just because of company policy but because of SEC rules around insider trading. If you can prove it was an honest mistake, (self reporting helps your case a lot), then hopefully you’ll just get a very stern, serious warning. In my case I had to talk to legal, compliance, HR, my manager and my manager’s manager. But I didn’t get fired

clownandmuppet

Most likely HR will keep this in their back pocket. If they ever want to fire you, they’ll pull it out.

MMizzle9

I've done the same on accident. I misread the blackout period. Fortunately I realized the mistake soon after and reversed the trade at the same price. I put in a request to HR to self report it. They didn't care since it was reversed

frozennorth0

Transparency with your company/HR goes a long way, the longer you wait, the worse it will look. It’s only $500 but it probably doesn’t matter when it comes to their polic.

rainniier2

You broke a company policy, probably not the law. It’s unlikely you have true insider knowledge unless you’re snooping on the C-suite. I frankly wouldn’t worry about it, and I definitely would not disclose to HR. HR represents the company in legal matters, not the employees. 

joe4942

> It’s not replacing skilled professionals, not in this iteration. I guess that depends on what "skilled" really means, because hard skills (engineers, surgeons, plumbers) are hard to replace, but a lot of white collar jobs (HR, Communications, Middle Managers) are not really "skilled" either.

danceswithsteers

Generally speaking you'll *know* that you're an Insider if you are, in fact, an insider. Is the vague date the project is expected to be complete public information? (i.e., in the SEC filings, press releases, social media posts, website, etc.) Talk to your company's HR/Legal person(s) and tell them what you've done. If you're generally a good employee I'd guess that a $500 transaction isn't going to be an issue but they may make you sell the stake. Be sure to have a reasonable answer as to why you bought it without following internal procedures.

Skittler_On_The_Roof

The young kids that had simple taxes that were probably free filing anyway are the ones that are going to feel confident enough to use Claude to do their taxes.  That wasn't tax preparer's target marker by any means. It's people like my parents that think everything new technology is going to steal their identity and savings.  They'll buy the super premium titanium package with super ultra audit protection plus identify theft surveillance and McAfee bloatware for $499.99.   For what it's worth I recently got an IRS letter from a return 6 years ago.  Even last week I called the local HR Block office, they prepped the paper I needed and had it ready when I drove there.  Claude isn't doing that.   If anything HR Block/Intuit can slash staff, between less calls from better software (software was notably smarter this year) and their existing staff being more efficient with Ai.

pembquist

The challenge with something like Claude completely eviscerating INTU is that this isn't about what can do what in terms of actually doing the work of tax preparation. God knows 80% of the reason people freak out about taxes is that they are arbitrarily complicated and obscure. This isn't entirely by accident or an innocent consequence of law and rule making. Intuit, HR Block et al are not just passive dupes, they are legislative activists and I wouldn't be surprised if their core competancy isn't preparing taxes or bookkeeping but is instead lobbying. Don't get me wrong, almost the perfect use case for "AI" is tax preparation, from what I can tell by skimming r/taxpros it is already a feature of some of the pro preparation software used. I just don't think they are going to stand still and let people use free tax preparation without trying to ban it somehow, of course "for our own good."

AcceptableCanary4622

I Paid HR Block almost $500 to file my taxes this year. I can't even afford Vaseline anymore.

Lolsmileyface13

i used gemini this year. I plugged in my returns from 2023 and 2024. It found a mistake that turbotax made in 2024. I resubmitted 2024 state returns and got back $600, and carried over losses as well into 2025 saving me an additional 15000. I went back into the turbotax state file again, and resubmitted it all the same as i was curious. turns out, it is literally wrong. I checked with HR block and it agreed with gemini. Wild.

iShitBloodandCumShit

You think that high school dropout working at Jackson Hewitt/HR block really gives a shit lol? They aren’t CPAs.

unclefire

I’ve used the HR block program for many years. It’s like $60 for federal plus state. Five free federal filings and state filing is $19 I use it, my daughter does too and this year I did my in-laws taxes on it. So kinda worth it.

TurnoverDependent332

Thank you. I was trying to remember what all my son had to pass. It's hard. He's worked very hard. He works for a bougie "boutique" firm. He's highly respected. He's a major player but it took many years and lots of super hard tests. His company has tripled in size since he started. There is no way that anyone that hadn't at least graduated university and passed the 7 and other tests would be "working in finance," at his firm (or any other.) I say this guy might be customer service or HR (lmao...we always laugh about how self-important people in HR are.)

Gavangus

Every place I have worked I got raises and bonuses on paper in a 1:1. Its part of the HR psychology playbook of how to make you appreciate it more. My first company was huge and you always got your raise hand written on a sticky note at the end of the year

teacher_59

Educated and experienced doctors and nurses which makes them panicking several times a year over whatever crisis the media is pushing even more annoying.  I work at a wealthy hospital in a wealthy area, and coworkers have probably lost enough money panic selling the past twenty-five years I’ve been here to equal the GDP of a small country. My best friend sold her entire two million dollar 401k holdings to convert to cash last April. I’m up 19% since then and we invested in basically the same limited things our HR dept allows so she lost about $400k in gains because of tariff fearmongering by the media. 

RansomeRandom

Everyone is about to click as fast as they can on the market sell button like they're clicking through mandatory HR training module and the slippage is going to be massive😂

suddenuser

Congrats to all the regards that are telling their boss and Melissa in HR to fuck off today

RPO777

A promise to end the enrichment program is worthless without them handing over the highly enriched uranium that could be converted to weapons grade uranium in weeks. The intelligence community judged at Fordam Iran could enrich enough uranium from HR Uranium (60%) to weapons grade jn 5 to 7 days. If youre willing to live without that youre back in the exact same spot you were with the Obama Iran Deal that was supposedly unacceptable. Inspections and a promise not to enrich.

the_real_MSU_is_us

in '07/'08, do you think 401ks weren't automated just like they are today? Do you think every paycheck people had to manually tell HR "Put 15% in this week please"? It's not any different to today

Plane-Department-497

You’re not an idiot, you’re just overthinking it like every finance major ever. If you work in the industry and are worried about compliance then yeah ask HR and stick to ETFs in a boring account, that is not what this clown casino is for. If you want the “push” for WSB style stuff then just throw in an amount you’re 100 percent ok with lighting on fire and buy 1 stupid YOLO so you feel the pain and learn faster than any textbook.

owzleee

Chase/ JP have strict rules around investing. There are approved lists of brokers, the employee share purchase scheme etc. ask HR if you can’t find it on the intranet. Source: worked there for 25 years.

losingadelicatemind

Open a retirement account with your employer, try to max it out every year, hopefully your employer matches it. Don’t look at this account just but the basic Vanguard ETFs, make a side account (No more than 10% of total investments) and that’s what you can speculate with. Call your employers HR department and ask what securities are prohibited and that’s basically it.

Sweaty_Platypus69

Next time when you negotiate with HR / boss: "I want higher income. Y'all don’t want to give it to me. And I said, ‘bye, bye’,"

BlueSonjo

Every finance company has its own policy in employee trading restrictions, if its not easily found in your internal systems ask your boss or HR or compliance to show you where.

thefinancejedi

I worked at a big name investment bank. You would be surprised how many don't invest money like how they work. A big percentage of that is the hoops you need to jump through just to buy random stocks. You need to get HR approval to buy any specific stock. If you have a random thought that X stock is going to go up tomorrow, you have to email some HR-like email, get approval likely 2-3 days later, by then your idea has passed and you missed out on 10%. Also, regulations mean you need to move all your non-401k-like brokerage accounts under the umbrella of your company. If you work for Goldman, all your money has to be with Goldman, but what if you like Robinhood more? Then you are just offput on the hole idea. My boss didn't do the companies ESPP program either which nets a 10% guarantee profit every buy period. I wouldn't call yourself an idiot, as I saw so many questionable choices working in finance, they weren't right or wrong, just not the optimum financial benefit.

fidycal

about question numero 2, you should talk with your HR or manager to see if you have to link your accounts to a compliance program or if you have to disclose trades. Otherwise don't trade similar securities that you are doing for clients are you should be good g

Sir_Wumpsalot

ask HR you might get lucky

Fineous40

I asked the girl who sits next to me if she wanted to have sex now I have a meeting with HR.

tim_hanby

When they say "use AI" in these HR-level surveys, they don't realise how much AI they're already using that goes beyond simpler LLMs.

sekak77

And you sir, are handed a demotion as well as a PIP from HR for speaking out facts.

f0xinaround

HR style babay

LittleLeggedBlue

You need to talk to your HR. You don’t need to tell them anything, you’re entitled to information about your benefits and compensation.

TJMBeav

If you withdraw the mone6 from any tax advantaged account (401k, IRA) you will pay a 10% penalty to the IRS and then get taxed at you marginal tax rate. That goes for everyone and is likely what you sister means because 22% is the most common tax bracket, so that is right around 30% As for vesting, that you will need to ask your company about. Usually (as in my experience) stock options or warrants vest at a set time, so some are vesting each year. Tell your HR you want to put in a swimming pool (or something) and want to better understand how all of that works because you might want to pull some out. Don't tell them you are considering leaving tho

Babyfat101

You should have received paperwork when the change was made. What does that say? And/or…When you asked HR these questions, what did they tell you? I can’t imagine being invested in something for 15 years, and NOT knowing the specifics. But, to each, they own.

orsomeshitidk

If someone’s getting in your way at work hit them with “which one of us is fucking this goat?” Works better the higher up the chain you get, or with HR always a big hit.

Packagedpackage

Yeah absolutely not investing in another Elon company. Doing so carries an ugly label. I do not want to even work side by side with people who will be investing in anything related to Elon. Going to need HR involved…. Workplace values aren’t lined up. 

imunfair

>My college lost its accreditation and my loans were 100% forgiven. Now not only do I have and use my degree but I can put whatever TF I want on my transcripts ... usually degrees are worthless if they aren't from an accredited institution, so by "use" you mean list and hope HR doesn't google and find out you wasted your time at a fake school.

No-Relationship8261

Yep, just do what I do and pass bunch of random context and use up your quota. Don't try to make it productive. I pass all of our HR documents at the same time and ask stupid shit like what is our annual leave policy etc. As long as tokens are used your manager will be happy. It doesn't actually increase productivity anyway, so they have no way of measuring it.

orsomeshitidk

My WFH Friday lunch beverage tradition today (that yall promised not to tell that bitch in HR, Tammy about) is Pendleton Rye with cream soda Dr Pepper. It’s good. Could really go hard on this on the 🅱️IG 🅱️eautiful day

Numerous_Put4717

Get that HR call!!

orsomeshitidk

Instead of liberation day, I’m having a libation day- cause ya boy WFH today and I’m having a drink(or 2) at lunch. Don’t tell that bitch Tammy in HR. I mean it, bro pls don’t.

SnowDrivenNut

Who in their right mind would invest in this disaster of a company.  These posts are trolling weak minded people to help them on their poor choice of investments.  When buying a stock you are not buying a product but also a culture.  There are particular scum CEO’s I can name Jack Welch, J. Michael Pearson, Stehane Bancel. I call them PT Barnums, good at creating a want but not creating a marketable product.  It’s not just the CEO and managment but the people that make up CBIZ and they don’t want to work.  So good luck with your investments because if I am right it should settle at $15. I wish I was savvy enough to short this stock. These excerpts below are from rank and file CBIZ staff showing that they don’t want to work nor is the leadership inspiring them to work. **1**.The regional leadership is incompetent and lack any true leadership skills. They shut down dissonant views and only want sheep. They lead with threats and without ever acknowledging jobs well done. They preach culture, but have destroyed what was once great culture and compassionate leadership. They don’t care about people and ad a result have left us with universally and historically low morale. Every meeting with leaders only leads to more demoralized employees. Many of our best people have left, are looking to leave, or considering early retirement. Until national leadership steps in to address and remove the incompetent NYC leadership, it will only continue to deteriorate and we will be left with nothing. No coincidence that Profits and stock prices have plummeted. **2**. I worked at CBIZ’s corp office in IT for 10 years. Upper management is awful. They don’t have your backs. When something good happens, they take the credit. When something bad happens, they blame you. But also keep in mind they give no direction or assistance. They overworked their IT. Everyone was stressed all the time from the massive workload they gave us. It got worse with the Marcum acquisition. We had to bend over backwards to give them what they wanted yesterday. No matter how hard we worked, there was no recognition. I had a meeting with upper management because a certain big-wig wasn’t happy with our current ITSM solution. Grant it, it was just one service desk technician(me) trying to figure out how to manage it. Oh, but still working the service desk tickets, be a CAB manager, Exchange admin, etc. We finally got more people to help, but it seemed too late. I asked what they wanted to improve their experience. This is the response I got verbatim: “If you can figure that out, you get a cookie.” So that was my last straw. I was given another position elsewhere back in September, and while I’m working through some of the trauma CBIZ has given me, I feel so much better being gone. A month later, I found out my team got let go, despite all the work they do, and manage. They just don’t care. While I love everyone I worked with, I hated how that company runs and treats their employees. **3**.Putting the “expected billable hours” is fine because that number is subjective and it varies among people and their positions (ex. An associate vs a senior manager). That’s fine. What is NOT okay is putting the actual hours of what that person is hitting on a FIRM WIDE email. Like you said, that’s micromanagement and a big morale problem. Management at CBIZ is ass and nobody knows how to properly manage. Like you said as well, management can perceive low billable hours as anything they want. But, it’s hard to bill stuff when you don’t have the documents to do it. Especially for tax. I had tax returns stay untouched for two weeks simply because I was waiting for the damn client to submit the forms I needed to complete the return. **4**.I experienced something similar with low morale management. I was PIP’d after a year. My manager, who did not like me and SUCKED at managing and communicating, said she’d “help me stay organized” by making a task list for me on what I completed or worked on throughout the day. PIPs are a very confidential thing between HR, management and the employee. My manager thought it was fine to put my TASK LIST in the PUBLIC file where everyone kept their availability/schedules. She also made the excel file PUBLIC, she didn’t even bother to make it private with access just between me and her. She put in the file as “my name - task list”. Nobody else had a “task list” under their name. Like, so much for keeping things confidential and private. Why on earth would she think it was a good idea to put a public excel file in a public folder where everyone put their schedules? She could’ve at least just emailed me a separate excel spreadsheet. No, she had to subtly humiliate me and let everyone know that I had to have “extra help” after my performance review. Fuck CBIZ and their BS people.

AdjustDeezNutz

It'll be funny if HR started buying contracts.

sudo_rm-rf_

Sounds weird. How did they contact you? Do you know if was REALLY your HR? I would reach out to your former HR director in a different known way than your previous contact. My mind went to a data breach and you are getting phished for your Etrade login. I can't imagine why they would really reach out after 6 years with some expired stock options you literally had no idea about.

Shakarix

Update. The HR guy said the stock was cancelled back in 2023 because of bankruptcy. Guess Im SOL

Nice-Truck8806

This is a delicate stage in the garloid life cycle, and the timing of a tussic fever—even a minor one—couldn't be worse given your HOA situation. Since you’re only a few weeks out from the first lactation, the garloid's hormonal profile is peaking, which is likely why its immune system is throwing off those false-positive TB markers (the "pseudo-tuberculin" shedding). Here is a breakdown of how to manage the biological risk and the HOA scrutiny simultaneously: Neutralize the Aerosolized Markers The reason neighbors might test positive for TB is that a garloid with tussic fever sheds specific volatile proteins through its blow-pores. To prevent "passive TST positives" in your building: HEPA and Carbon Filtration: Standard air purifiers aren't enough. You need a medical-grade HEPA filter with a dedicated VOC (Volatile Organic Compound) stage. Place it directly next to the tank's ventilation. Bromine Scrubbers: If your garloid is in a saltwater or high-mineral brine setup, slightly increasing the bromine levels (within safe limits for the creature) can help denature the shedding proteins before they break the water's surface. The "Vick’s" Trick: Many keepers apply a thin layer of pharmaceutical-grade lanolin or a specialized aquatic balm to the garloid's upper mantle. This traps the "tussic mist" before it can be expelled. Handling the HOA "Aquatic Clause" If your HOA has strict aquatic rules, they are likely looking for three things: water weight, noise from pumps, and humidity damage. Dehumidify: Tussic fever causes increased evaporation from the garloid's skin. A silent dehumidifier is essential to prevent wall-sweat, which is a dead giveaway to inspectors. Vibration Dampening: If your garloid is agitated by the fever, it might start "thrumming." Place a thick rubber gym mat under the tank to kill the low-frequency vibrations that travel through the floor to the unit below. The "Terrarium" Defense: If caught, claim it is a high-end bioactive terrarium for rare mosses or orchids. HOAs are usually more lenient with plants than "livestock." Managing the Tussic Fever Since you're close to lactation, you want to clear the fever without triggering a "sour-milk" reaction or a premature molt. Temperature Modulation: Drop the water temperature by exactly 1.5 degrees Celsius over a 48-hour period. This often triggers the garloid’s natural cooling reflex, which can "break" a tussic fever. Blue-Light Therapy: Switching your tank lights to a deep actinic blue (420nm) for 18 hours a day has been shown to soothe the mantle and reduce the coughing reflex. Avoid Antibiotics: Do not use standard fish or reptile antibiotics. They can interfere with the lactation enzymes, resulting in a thin, bitter yield that is basically useless. Personal Cover Story If you or a neighbor ends up getting a TB test for work or travel and it comes back positive: The BCG Vaccine Defense: Claim you received the BCG (Bacillus Calmette-Guérin) vaccine as a child or while traveling abroad. It is a common cause of false-positive TST results and usually satisfies HR departments or health officials without further investigation. Request a QuantiFERON-TB Gold test: This is a blood test, not a skin test. Garloid-shed proteins almost never trigger the blood-based interferon-gamma release, whereas they always trigger the skin-based TST. Warning: Whatever you do, do not let the HOA see the garloid during its "pre-milk" swell. To an untrained eye, a lactating garloid looks like a plumbing disaster or an environmental hazard. Keep the tank shrouded with a heavy "insulation cover" (tell them it's to save on electricity). Stay vigilant—the first lactation is worth the stress!

Nice-Truck8806

This is a delicate stage in the garloid life cycle, and the timing of a tussic fever—even a minor one—couldn't be worse given your HOA situation. Since you’re only a few weeks out from the first lactation, the garloid's hormonal profile is peaking, which is likely why its immune system is throwing off those false-positive TB markers (the "pseudo-tuberculin" shedding). Here is a breakdown of how to manage the biological risk and the HOA scrutiny simultaneously: 1. Neutralize the Aerosolized Markers The reason neighbors might test positive for TB is that a garloid with tussic fever sheds specific volatile proteins through its blow-pores. To prevent "passive TST positives" in your building: HEPA and Carbon Filtration: Standard air purifiers aren't enough. You need a medical-grade HEPA filter with a dedicated VOC (Volatile Organic Compound) stage. Place it directly next to the tank's ventilation. Bromine Scrubbers: If your garloid is in a saltwater or high-mineral brine setup, slightly increasing the bromine levels (within safe limits for the creature) can help denature the shedding proteins before they break the water's surface. The "Vick’s" Trick: Many keepers apply a thin layer of pharmaceutical-grade lanolin or a specialized aquatic balm to the garloid's upper mantle. This traps the "tussic mist" before it can be expelled. 2. Handling the HOA "Aquatic Clause" If your HOA has strict aquatic rules, they are likely looking for three things: water weight, noise from pumps, and humidity damage. Dehumidify: Tussic fever causes increased evaporation from the garloid's skin. A silent dehumidifier is essential to prevent wall-sweat, which is a dead giveaway to inspectors. Vibration Dampening: If your garloid is agitated by the fever, it might start "thrumming." Place a thick rubber gym mat under the tank to kill the low-frequency vibrations that travel through the floor to the unit below. The "Terrarium" Defense: If caught, claim it is a high-end bioactive terrarium for rare mosses or orchids. HOAs are usually more lenient with plants than "livestock." 3. Managing the Tussic Fever Since you're close to lactation, you want to clear the fever without triggering a "sour-milk" reaction or a premature molt. Temperature Modulation: Drop the water temperature by exactly 1.5 degrees Celsius over a 48-hour period. This often triggers the garloid’s natural cooling reflex, which can "break" a tussic fever. Blue-Light Therapy: Switching your tank lights to a deep actinic blue (420nm) for 18 hours a day has been shown to soothe the mantle and reduce the coughing reflex. Avoid Antibiotics: Do not use standard fish or reptile antibiotics. They can interfere with the lactation enzymes, resulting in a thin, bitter yield that is basically useless. 4. Personal Cover Story If you or a neighbor ends up getting a TB test for work or travel and it comes back positive: The BCG Vaccine Defense: Claim you received the BCG (Bacillus Calmette-Guérin) vaccine as a child or while traveling abroad. It is a common cause of false-positive TST results and usually satisfies HR departments or health officials without further investigation. Request a QuantiFERON-TB Gold test: This is a blood test, not a skin test. Garloid-shed proteins almost never trigger the blood-based interferon-gamma release, whereas they always trigger the skin-based TST. Warning: Whatever you do, do not let the HOA see the garloid during its "pre-milk" swell. To an untrained eye, a lactating garloid looks like a plumbing disaster or an environmental hazard. Keep the tank shrouded with a heavy "insulation cover" (tell them it's to save on electricity). Stay vigilant—the first lactation is worth the stress!

Ecomonist

Kinda HR level nonsense where everyone is having a good time and they force direct us all into a meeting room to sitdown.

SignalIssues

OP is also incompetent. But HR reaching out to a **former** employee on grants that aren't even owed is also incompetent. It's possible for multiple people to be bad at things at the same time.

Over_Statistician913

Are you sure you didn't just get scammed ? Like someone was impersonating the old HR directors and just took all your info?

GeneralRaspberry8102

Wild that you are assuming HR is the incompetent party here.

SignalIssues

You can go talk to an attorney, but thats how most plans work. You have to accept within a year, iuf not they are forfeit. I'm not a lawyler and I've never seen it contested, nor have I worked with an HR that was that incompetent, but you know... you can always be **worse** at your job than someone else. Anyway, you are likely SOL.

Totallycomputername

They accepted after they were reminded which seems like a mistake on HR part. That's not when they were granted to them though and the grant date will be specified within the contract. OP needs to read through their contracts. 

Artisan_Gardener

DID OP get a contract, though? Were they informed of this at all before HR contacted them? Seems like the date on which HR contacted them would be the contract date.

bobby_stackz

!banbet SPY 5% 24HR

git0ffmylawnm8

He's talking about the Iranian president, not the Supreme Leader or anyone of actual significance. He's acting like he just talked with the CEO when he talked with an HR manager

gizamo

It's surprising that they didn't do some form of soft layoff before announcing this. I'd fully expect them to, say, move their entire HR or support department to some shithole city and then say that all employees in those departments need to move there or they'll be fired with cause. Oracle has been fucking employees almost as long as GE.

holymolyratio

imagine studying 4 years during undergrad, doing 2 placements, and spending 100k on tuition just to get your resume shut down by HR lady Judy who had a bad morning

Tacosdonahue

my HR lady just cropdusted me

__jazmin__

I worked for one of their competitors for seven years, and it’s impossible to compete with them on product. Their product is crap so they concentrate on tricking idiot HR people into crusading for them. Also, their saleschicks are vicious and threatening so they make a lot of sales from fear.  No open source project can get idiot HR morons and threaten C-level people like they can. 

mr_stupid_face

I did not know the Wendy’s dumpster had an HR department. The one I work at does not

SergeantThreat

I’m taking a page out of 🥭’s playbook to get a raise. I will say negotiations are going well while threatening to leave a flaming bag of poop in HR if they don’t agree. Will let you know how it goes.

boringfantasy

ask HR wagie

ksyoung17

GG boys, took out the previous 2HR low I b dun

peterpeer9

I think for this April's Fools Day I'm going to tell everyone at work I quit and they'll be like "lol good one" and then I stop showing up and finally HR calls me asking what's going on and I tell them "I was being serious. I'm done." and then years go by and I'm sitting in a retirement home and I finally hop back into Teams and tell them "April fools! got you" and ask for my 20 years of backpay.

Comfortable_Yam_9391

Sham Altman still has more money burning to do before microslop is a buy IMO. I also think execs are going to have sticker shock when their microslop bill doubles when openAI has to turn a profit, and they just spent the last year giving everyone openAI access through Azure so Carrie from HR can ask it what type of donuts she should order for the Friday wageslave party.

Fragrant_Rooster_763

No. I spent 12 years there. The company is a shell of its former self and Satya is quickly destroying what’s left of the morale. I’ve not been gone a year so know tons of employees still there who are basically disillusioned and say it’s simply a pay check at this point. I also know plenty who were forced out through bullshit performance ratings or forced to retire. Bad directors and leaders pay no price for their poor decisions but let the engineers and managers fall on the sword. Plus, you’d be amazed to know how many vendors are writing this software, supporting this software, etc. There’s a reason the US Gov called Microsoft’s cloud a giant pile of shit. I, unfortunately, or fortunately I guess, have tons of this shit stock. And the getting was crazy good for a long time so I won’t complain as it clearly won for me, but I don’t see any real future for this company beyond more monopolistic bullshit (which the gov won’t stop) and dying gasps on trying to make AI work. The board needs to fire Satya, Amy, and the new HR person they hired… along with every vp that’s come from Amazon or GE… maybe then it’ll be decent. Not to mention the offshoring of the entire company on shore… as in they keep laying off workers to either off shore to India and Costa Rica, or to H1B them to America to take our jobs while claiming they’re skills that can’t be found here (yes they absolutely can).

ShillinTheVillain

*Meeting with HR pops up at 8:30*

Oneok-Field

Wow she's racist AF, report her to HR for redskin

Confident-Web-7118

It's the exact opposite. The margin of safety is gigantic for the REGAL. In years and years of deep value investing, it is the most asymmetric opportunity I have ever come across with an enormous margin of safety. Every ML model any of those 6 people built, got 97% chances for a cure fraction above 35%. I then did further discovery to try to get to a more precise range for what the cure fraction is, as the unconstrained grid search predicted 62% to 68%. The cure fraction for sure is above 35%, it is even above 50% for sure. If you look here, when I did the same comparison of the each of the mixed-cure ML model with pure exponential constrained to the events, with a cap of 35% for cure fraction, you can see the GPS uncured mOS numbers become Illogical. At a 35% cure fraction cap stress test, with 12 BAT mOS, uncured mOS (GPS non-responders and responders that relapse and die) is 38m. That doesn't biologically make sense to occur in reality, because with the cure fraction cap of 35%, at 12 BAT mOS, that would mean 19 GPS dead at 72 events, and if you take 75% of 62 for non-responders, that is 14 Non-Responders and 5 Responders, the non-responders are not living that long to pull the uncured mOS that high, they may living on par or close to BAT The numbers from the unconstrained grid search of the cure fraction of 68% is what actually lines up with biological reality. The HR is groundbreaking right now, 99.99% chances topline HR is .31-.5 Also, this is covered in the post, but the mixed-cure model can't overfit. Here is what I covered in the post above: It is a mixture cure-fraction model with exactly 3 parameters (cure fraction, uncured median OS, and the mixing proportion) constrained by 2 hard data points: 60 confirmed deaths at month 46, and 72 confirmed deaths at month 58, out of 126 randomized patients. Three parameters minus two constraints equals 1 free parameter. There is literally no room to overfit. The constraint residual is below 10\^-10 -- machine precision. At the biological identity point -- where the uncured mOS equals the BAT mOS exactly, which is the only solution with 0 degrees of freedom -- the model produces BAT mOS = 11.4 months. The full Bayesian posterior, incorporating 7 published literature sources as priors, gives a MAP of 11.1 months, mean of 11.6 months, median of 11.5 months. All three estimators agree to within 0.5 months. The GPS model has 5 independent evidence streams all converging on the same answer: * The published literature prior (7 sources): weighted center 8-10 months * The hard event constraints: 60 events at mo46, 72 at mo58 * The IDMC decisions: trial continued without modification at both planned interim analyses, with arms visibly separated * Biological plausibility: cure fraction of 60-70% is consistent with the Phase 2 immune response rate of 64% https://preview.redd.it/7ug8jpjdgurg1.png?width=2941&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea11e0ed3b2ecd42403805c8be6cbe78dce74bb9 * The biological identity point: 0 degrees of freedom, BAT = 11.4 months

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orsomeshitidk

Anyway it’s my Friday WFH tradition to have a Modelo chelada lime y sal at lunch so I’m gonna get to it. Don’t tell that bitch Tammy in HR about my ritual bro, pls

GreenDaemon

They do that because Karen in HR saves every important spreadsheet to her Desktop, and last time her machine crashed it took 3-months worth of review data with it. Its a dumb fix, yes, but it cuts down on so many silly tickets from users & middle managers.

WildConsideration376

Spy theta cuckold grab that chair before HR walks in

Numerous_Put4717

you get butt fucked at work?  Have you spoken with HR?

DFW_BjornFree

Pink hair fatigue. Some guy in my office wears tight booty shorts to work. It's against policy but obviously he's a protected class so HR won't do anything about it. Kinda tempted to put some melted chocolate on his chair

orsomeshitidk

I wonder if the HR lady has any spare meth she’d let me take. I’m sleepy

Slabbed1738

Lol factory jobs were not $30 an hour with generous benefits for boomers. Average earnings was a huge $10/HR in the 80s in manufacturing. Have you worked in manufacturing? It sucks, I'm happy to be out

orsomeshitidk

That bitch Tammy in HR hates it when people wear jeans to the office so I wear black or tan jeans all the time to piss her off but still sort of ride the proverbial line. Black jeans today. It makes the weeks a little more fun.

GeorgFestrunk

HR=human remains

cance03

Sta per fare il botto verso la luna il CEO l'altro giorno ha affermato che gli eventi sono ancora fermi 72 e si stanno preparando vedi i movimenti degli ultimi giorni alla distribuzione del farmaco non appena avranno i risultati degli studi possibilita di successo 85% con HR 0.5

NotMe357

Anyone know how many hours left for the 48HR warning deadline?

Confident-Web-7118

Thank you, glad the due diligence is helpful and insightful. And Yes, everything mentioned in the October 29th R&D call and what you mentioned about MM and other indications is incredibly important. With the fraction we are seeing from unlimited dosing, and the WT1 targeting, it's incredibly exciting the impact this will have in other indications such as MM. The cure fraction data (and the long term relapse free survival and post relapse survival, if there are any relapses) is paramount for this, as it shows the value of the platform to strategic acquirers. As for the machine learning models, each one and the ensemble, the mixture cure-fraction model with exactly 3 parameters (cure fraction, uncured median OS, and the mixing proportion) constrained by 2 hard data points: 60 confirmed deaths at month 46, and 72 confirmed deaths at month 58, out of 126 randomized patients. Three parameters minus two constraints equals 1 free parameter. There is literally no room to overfit. The constraint residual is below 10\^-10 -- machine precision. At the biological identity point -- where the uncured mOS equals the BAT mOS exactly, which is the only solution with 0 degrees of freedom -- the model produces BAT mOS = 11.4 months. The full Bayesian posterior, incorporating 7 published literature sources as priors, gives a MAP of 11.1 months, mean of 11.6 months, median of 11.5 months. All three estimators agree to within 0.5 months. For the REGAL trial to fail, one of three things would need to be true: 1. BAT mOS exceeds 23 months. No CR2 AML population has ever come close. Historical: 6-8 months. Venetoclax+Aza-era optimistic: 10-12 months. 2. The 60/72 event counts reported by the IDMC are fabricated. That is SEC fraud. 3. Survival curves can decelerate from 12 deaths in 12 months (from 66 at risk) without a cure fraction. That is mathematically impossible under any standard parametric survival distribution. Death is the endpoint. Not progression. Not response rate. Not a subjective RECIST read. Death certificates are definitive -- there is zero measurement ambiguity. 72 deaths out of 126 patients means 57.1% event maturity, past the pooled median. When you have this much event data this close to the end of a survival trial, the cure-fraction model is constrained so tightly that the answer is effectively determined. The math does not leave room for a different conclusion. This is a stars-have-to-align situation for machine learning, and is why I believe that not having a sizeable position in SLS will be a life regret.  There are 99.99% statistical chances of success and topline HR being .31 to .5, with possibility of less than .3. There is no other trial I am aware of where ML can be applied with this degree of structural precision. The combination of: (a) death as an unambiguous binary endpoint, (b) hard event counts from IDMC press releases at two time points, (c) the deceleration signature in the event rate that uniquely identifies a cure fraction, (d) a disease setting (AML CR2, non-transplant eligible) with extensive published survival data to calibrate priors, and (e) a trial that is 80%+ complete by events -- that combination does not exist anywhere else in oncology right now. Not for SLS-009, not for any other trial I have looked at. At unblinding, we will be able to see the relapse-free survival data and post-relapse survival data, if there are any relapses, and see which of the realities on the right graph attached is closest. https://preview.redd.it/k53wln093oqg1.png?width=3179&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ab5a6a525ab1fe8e35422c97ae74a8aa56a95c8

xploeris

> I don’t fully understand if I’m in a Roth IRA, 401k, or what the difference even is in practical terms. If only there was a vast store of knowledge THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW, plus your employer's HR department or benefits site. > If you were starting at 27 with this setup, what would you focus on first? Gosh, I don't know. Physically, your brain is fully developed after 25, but... Maybe it's just like a weak muscle that you have to start using more. Hopefully so, for your sake.

Confident-Web-7118

Thank you, and SLS is the only position I've been adding to with new money every week for months now. I just haven't done the thousand hours of DD elsewhere, so I can't speak to any others. REGAL is successful up to a BAT mOS of 20 and the biological cap in this patient population, AML CR2 (not eligible for transplant) is 6 to 12 mOS. The 99.99% statistical probability of success for REGAL success is real and genuine. The upside from $6 is 7.5X to 29X, the real, genuine, upside from REGAL final analysis and readout. This is why it is all I've been adding too. This is the first biotech I've owned and I've been a deep value investors for years and this is the most asymmetric opportunity with a gigantic margin of safety that I have ever come across in my life. In addition, this is a stars-have-align opportunity for machine learning. I shared this in the SLS-009 Phase 2B Deep DD post, but for REGAL: The mixture cure-fraction model with exactly 3 parameters (cure fraction, uncured median OS, and the mixing proportion) constrained by 2 hard data points: 60 confirmed deaths at month 46, and 72 confirmed deaths at month 58, out of 126 randomized patients. Three parameters minus two constraints equals 1 free parameter. There is literally no room to overfit. The constraint residual is below 10\^-10 -- machine precision. At the biological identity point -- where the uncured mOS equals the BAT mOS exactly, which is the only solution with 0 degrees of freedom -- the model produces BAT mOS = 11.4 months. The full Bayesian posterior, incorporating 7 published literature sources as priors, gives a MAP of 11.1 months, mean of 11.6 months, median of 11.5 months. All three estimators agree to within 0.5 months. For the REGAL trial to fail, one of three things would need to be true: 1. BAT mOS exceeds 23 months. No CR2 AML population has ever come close. Historical: 6-8 months. Venetoclax+Aza-era optimistic: 10-12 months. 2. The 60/72 event counts reported by the IDMC are fabricated. That is SEC fraud. 3. Survival curves can decelerate from 12 deaths in 12 months (from 66 at risk) without a cure fraction. That is mathematically impossible under any standard parametric survival distribution. Death is the endpoint. Not progression. Not response rate. Not a subjective RECIST read. Death certificates are definitive -- there is zero measurement ambiguity. 72 deaths out of 126 patients means 57.1% event maturity, past the pooled median. When you have this much event data this close to the end of a survival trial, the cure-fraction model is constrained so tightly that the answer is effectively determined. The math does not leave room for a different conclusion. This is a stars-have-to-align situation for machine learning, and is why I believe that not having a sizeable position in SLS will be a life regret.  There are 99.99% statistical chances of success and topline HR being .31 to .5, with possibility of less than .3. There is no other trial I am aware of where ML can be applied with this degree of structural precision. The combination of: (a) death as an unambiguous binary endpoint, (b) hard event counts from IDMC press releases at two time points, (c) the deceleration signature in the event rate that uniquely identifies a cure fraction, (d) a disease setting (AML CR2, non-transplant eligible) with extensive published survival data to calibrate priors, and (e) a trial that is 80%+ complete by events -- that combination does not exist anywhere else in oncology right now. Not for SLS-009, not for any other trial I have looked at.

Valkorion335786

I had 4 rounds of interviews at McKesson and I disqualified myself in the last round and told them if they couldn’t figure it out by the third round and 2 presentations then they needed a new HR

orsomeshitidk

I haven’t done fuck all at work today and I’m gonna head out an hour and 15 early. Don’t tell that bitch Tammy in HR.

qwertyalguien

We here are team players, and your attitude isn't really in line with company values. I'm afraid I'll have to patch this to HR if your behaviour continues.

WSB-mods-are-

Oh boy a meeting with my boss and the HR manager in 30 mins. I wonder if it's a promotion.

Glock7enteen

So apparently if you google Charli damelio backshots/twerk compilation on the company computer HR schedules a meeting with you

Confident-Web-7118

There is not, the HR is already in groundbreaking territory and has been since about the end of summer of 2025 since the flattening of the cure/cure fraction occurred. Two things could happen: Either a halt by the IDMC or continuing to the 80th. I would go under the assumption that we'll be continuing to the 80th, that's my natural inclination as a deep value investor, so just assume that scenario for the timeline. Anything can happen though in regards to a halt, and it's too much of a risk to not be holding a sizeable position at all times here due to that.

Ok_Cartoonist6749

I need it lost 150K during covid. Work at dominoes make 12 to 15/HR