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Story Time - Nvidia, CoreWeave, Magnetard Capital and the Next Bubble to Pop
Buy Puts on the $SPY. The Fed will not be raising rates by ONLY +0.25 in Feb-Jan meeting. It will be +0.5
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning August 29th, 2022
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning August 29th, 2022
Fed Observer - What happened to the best youtube channel on monetary policy.
Summary statistics of crypto sentiment/adoption + Last call for responses
Summary statistics of crypto sentiment/adoption after first day of polling
EcoWatt (ETW) extended the pre-sale for 0.30 EUR / Token. This is the last chance before the pre-sale price goes up to 0.80 EUR. Thank me later :-)
EcoWatt (ETW) extended the pre-sale for 0.30 EUR / Token. This is the last chance before the pre-sale price goes up to 0.80 EUR. Thank me later :-)
COUPA SOFTWARE REPORTS SECOND QUARTER FISCAL 2022 FINANCIAL RESULTS
Me Sunday Vs me on Monday $BB $AMC $GME $WISH $PCG $CLF $JG $MFIN 🦍🦍🙌💎🚀
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Discussed here exactly what will happen: it is a forced weakening of the US dollar to make servicing the debt easier but firing JPOW will erode a great amount of trust in the US financial system which in turn will cause a massive disinvestments on the whole (Think stocks and Tbill sell off) which in turn will spike yields and therefore make servicing the debt even more difficult A vicious debt cycle trap. [https://youtu.be/JG2ZHoW-scU?si=r1IhAjV-hoDTQg2R&t=1780](https://youtu.be/JG2ZHoW-scU?si=r1IhAjV-hoDTQg2R&t=1780)
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