Reddit Posts
TIL that fractional shares are actually CFDs, is that true?
TIL that energy stocks are actually war stocks!
TIL: Securities Used To Be Considered Property but are now Considered "Entitlements"
TIL Nvidia triple top is not a meme
Execution Speed, OCO Orders, and the Mystery of GOOD TIL CANCEL on TOS. Please help!
3 red hot penny stocks to watch before next week—time to buy?
TIL the TV series Billions is considered fictional because it implies federal regulators are incentivized to prevent systemic financial crimes!
TIL Sometimes "safety" costs you a lot of money.
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I didn’t know Jamal was a relative to a billionaire arms dealer til I googled if they were related. Neat. Also TIL Samira is a middle eastern name and Riot didn’t make it up for their champ name.
TIL AI can't do cigarettes properly
Very professional! I did not know that wars keep banker's hours. TIL!
TIL anomalies are measured in Celsius
TIL that a bilby is a real animal.
TIL: If you know what NATO stands for, you are overqualified to work for the New York Times.
wait, there's more information past the headlines? TIL
TIL Tiger Woods got 20+ surgeries on his right leg. No wonder he always doped up
TIL. So they are back in nuclear game because they don't want US to push them around
TIL you don’t need a PhD to go to space
TIL oil is really auto gasoline instead of oil
> shut up and color TIL "Shut up and color" is a military-originated phrase meaning to stop complaining, follow orders, and execute a task efficiently, often likened to staying within the lines. It implies a, sometimes forced, focus on immediate duties regardless of circumstances or, in corporate contexts, a dismissal of feedback to ensure compliance
TIL: Algos are completely regarded and you can bet against them all the time using common sense.
TIL Barbara Feldon (Agent 99) is still alive at 93 - she's close to dat number lol
TIL Trump caused the Strait of Hormuz to close just to distract from the Epstein files.
TIL that Vietnam war lasted 20 years. God damn
TIL that stagflation can be mild. Markets can still pump HAHAHAH
TIL jeff bezoz doesn't let you buy from his secret black Q stickers stash 😤
TIL the US doesn't do oversize novelty chocolate eggs for easter. Guys... Really?
TIL Iran means land of the aryans.
TIL that the eggs, bunnies and springtime themes of Easter are actually rooted in pagan spring fertility festivals.
TIL Lindsey Graham is a boi
TIL Robinhood only lets you withdraw 50k per business day. It’s going to take me 4 days to withdraw the 190k i made T_T
TIL morgan stanley is more regarded than me
TIL if you fuck shit up, shit gets fucked up
TIL, Australia is Asian! Konnichiwa, ya cunt!
TIL words don't mean anything
TIL I have pneumonia for 3 years
> mogging TIL The thing about the internet, which I would have thought children raised in a constant bath of it, is that its not real. Influencers arent real. Insta Models arent real. I knew a woman in college who became an actual model for jewelry and other neckline things. Now she's got 3 kids and volunteers for habitat for Humanity.
TIL Yahoo still thinks it can be relevant in the search game. >SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Internet trailblazer Yahoo is exploring technology's next frontier with Scout, an answer engine powered by artificial intelligence. Scout seems insightful, based on its response to a question posed by The Associated Press about why one of Silicon Valley's brightest stars faded away a decade ago.
TIL I have overinvested…by A LOT!!!!!!!!
TIL dumb dumbs shouldn't face the consequences of their own dumb actions. Listen, I'm in this situation too with Trump 2.0 in the US. The dumb dumbs over here deserve all of the awful consequences for electing a human turd not once, but twice.
TIL roofers are a useless job
Oh we aren't in a world of significantly worsening credit conditions. TIL.
TIL there are suicide bombers with nuclear bomb vests
Damn - you're right, TIL. Thank you.
They sharing some early data at conference tomorrow it's about next Generation TIL therapy
TIL it’s called “magdumping” because the MAG7 always dumps
TIL… Tehran is different than Iran 💃💃💃🤣
TIL: Iran has approx 20 ski resorts, with the nicest one in Tehran.
TIL cigs have become 21+ in the US since 2019
TIL India has money and people don't still barter to survive.
TIL that the catch me if you can story is complete bullshit and the real con was selling a fairytale to Spielberg
Oh ok, TIL. Thank you, see I told you I'm a regard lol.
You're right, i thought it went on the indices too. TIL
TIL 1 GW data center ≈ ~1 million homes U.S. total ≈ 135 million homes
TIL Snapchat is still a thing
TIL: TDS equals speaking the truth.
TIL neither inflation or war are transitory.
TIL my country has cheap toiler paper.
TIL OKLO is from the Oklo natural reactor in W Africa, which ran when uranium was ~3% U-235 so much more fissile
huh. TIL. I run through Fidelity, which has their own set of issues. But they certainly don't close early. Hell, they'll let you hold through 1600 and let you cuck yourself when someone exercises at 1730.
TIL the FED dont know wtf is happening or what to do to save it.. GG US economy
TIL people actually trade mid caps
TIL - I didn't understand that nuance. I retract my statement.
TIL Sofi is not a legit company and is just a money making scheme for management.
TIL NATO is actually a country. Damn, I’m not only regarded at trading, but also world geography too. Wonder what else I’m too stupid to understand.
TIL buying 50dte calls when VIX was at like 28 was not a smart idea
TIL saying you'd rather identify as Chinese than Canadian will send a Canuck into orbit lmao. Brother. Relax... Pointing out how dogshit your healthcare is, your housing affordability crisis, and how shit economy is just speaking to some truths. That's all. Idk why you got so tilted? Just weird.
TIL Elon’s fav food is burger
Huh TIL the difference between a grey swan and a black swan — that actually fits way better here. It's not unimaginable, it's just underpriced. Interesting point about oil too, hadn't really connected those dots but yeah if energy prices spike hard enough that reshuffles China's calculus entirely.
TIL people still play PUBG
TIL you can pay off your margin call in 12 monthly installments
TIL that those Marines they're deploying are currently close to Taiwan and about a week away from actually reaching the middle east
TIL corned beef doesn't have corn in it.
TIL Bearhunter never played BF3
TIL: markets had faith in a pedophile. Explains a lot.
Trump definitely doesn’t know how to use em-dash. TIL Trump uses AI to write posts
TIL WSB outperformed Cliffwater funds whose YTD gain is... less than 1%!
TIL Sundar is Pakistani
TIL the entire global economy is dependent on the thing I used to suck out of balloons to make my voice sound funny.
TIL Bumble was publicly traded.
TIL, I can’t recoup my stock trading loss from the gains in other non-stock assets 😭 Only -$3k down with another 30 years to go
TIL Bumble is listed on the stock market