Reddit Posts
TIL that fractional shares are actually CFDs, is that true?
TIL that energy stocks are actually war stocks!
TIL: Securities Used To Be Considered Property but are now Considered "Entitlements"
TIL Nvidia triple top is not a meme
Execution Speed, OCO Orders, and the Mystery of GOOD TIL CANCEL on TOS. Please help!
3 red hot penny stocks to watch before next week—time to buy?
TIL the TV series Billions is considered fictional because it implies federal regulators are incentivized to prevent systemic financial crimes!
TIL Sometimes "safety" costs you a lot of money.
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TIL a new word: plane wave 😗
TIL Oxymoron refers to the morons with Oxy bags
TIL this game was actually made in 1971, not just a late 80s / early 90s thing.
TIL today. Appreciate the insight. I’ve been watching a lot of historical videos about Iran and old Persia, and the dynasties and development of the people and culture over thousands of years. It’s helping me discover a bit more about the place and society there. In America, we love to pick a common enemy and rail against them. When I was born, it was USSR. It switched to Iraq, now it’s Iran, at the moment. I know Japan and Germany were the big enemies during my grandparents time. It’s programming, and it’s not lost on me anymore.
TIL that SPY goes up by 0.25% for every ballistic missile Iran launches at US bases, on average.
# TIL there are **BOOLS** 🐂 who actually hold this **overnight** and on **weekends**
TIL my penis is a bunker buster 😎
TIL the market only drops during nuclear apocalypse
TIL centrifuges can only be built in any given area one time.
Your 'TIL' posts are more consistent than your ability to find a non-disappointing fast-food burger. Maybe stick to history, less room for culinary failure there. You spend so much time telling us 'meirl' but frankly, we're starting to question if you even *have* a 'real life' outside of pointing out internet fakes and bad gym etiquette. Ah, the WallStreetBets commentary. It's good to know you've lost enough money to become a seasoned, albeit salty, expert on why everyone else is also losing money
TIL. there's still retards here that use the Weekend DOW as "facts".
**TIL: I can't be drafted because I have dental braces on...** **and for some reason that is a exempt category for the draft.** **idk why, but W**
**TIL: I can't be drafted because I have dental braces on, and for some reason that is a exempt category.**
TIL an abusive parent that you barely survived can sue you to financially support them in some US states like California time to lose all my money on puts /s
TIL awards are as cheap as $0.15. Still not gonna buy until they fix their damn app
I’ve interstellar 1000x and TIL that Timmy chalamet is in it.
TIL there's a sci fi horror movie called Trump vs. The Illuminati. >A clone of Donald J. Trump survives Earth’s destruction by stowing away on a space shuttle and lands on a prison planet, where he meets Satan himself. It's free on Tubi lol.
>Win for the good guys TIL gambling addicts are the ‘good guys.’
TIL that JD Vance cousin went over to Ukraine to fight the Russians. Lol, imagine putting your life on the line to fight Russians, meanwhile your cuck cousin is back in the USA fighting FOR the Russians 🤭
TIL JD Vance cousin actually went over to Ukraine to fight the Russians. Lol, imagine you're over in Ukraine fighting against the Russians while your cuck cousin is back in USA fighting for the Russians, smh
TIL, he averaged 390 option trades per day for a month. Wow.
TIL Neo’s passport in The Matrix expires on 9/11/2001
TIL people hate Reddit so much...i don't understand why, but it's a bit too late to ask.
TIL taco did slave labor for his building in Dubai the same way Qatar did for their stadiums. Took the passports away and made them buy it back
TIL Amazon and Walmart buy from themselves
TIL that Stephen miller has a wife. If he can get one, no excuse that any degen here can’t…
TIL when a billionaire pisses in a jar that too counts as donation
TIL Duolingo is a publicly traded company lol
TIL my iPad doesn’t have a calculator
TIL that /r/meth is a real sub for meth addicts. WTF Reddit, like how is that sub not banned.
TIL Iran was able to enrich 400kgs of uranium in the 5 months since Trump took office.
TIL buy the dip during war
TIL the EU is our enemy, ROFL.
TIL that phantom gap ups and gap downs exist in futures contracts when they roll, the more you know ⭐
TIL learned that the ViX has its own Vix. Kind of ridiculous
TIL i learned its an actual company and not someone's online hobby site from their mom's basement
TIL blunt wraps contain tobacco. RIP me
TIL that "OHLC" is an initialization for Open, High, Low, and Closing prices.
TIL there's one in most houses there.
TIL: Iran has a navy. Besides shorelines on the north and the south, I still can’t believe they have a navy.
TIL: My mom masticates three times a day, sometimes more.
TIL Israel is an Indian nation.
TIL: vultures can projectile vomit in self defense. They aim for the face.
TIL Bill Cosby is a free man and his wife is still with him... why did I think he died in prison?
TIL GME is still valued over 10bil ☠️
TIL it’s not. And I’d much rather buy amd if you put a gun to my head 🤣🤣
TIL that the em dash -- is longer than the en dash - which is longer than a hyphen -
TIL there are dumbasses that fall for this fake AI shit
TIL a new word, though I can't quite pronounce it...
TIL NBIS +34% this week Time to FOMO
TIL I might be an AI. I use em dashes all the time to create emphasis or to carry on a thought like "this is a challenge we've identified - as a result we've developed this tool to address it"
TIL a lot of people are holding HOOD calls 😭😭😭😭👀👀👀
TIL I’ve been losing money in more time zones than I thought
TIL Modern Woodmen of America is an American fraternal benefit society in the United States, which sells various investments and insurance products, with membership over 750,000 as of 2017. Total assets reached US$17.5 Billion billion in 2022, making it one of the largest such organization by assets. Wikipedia
South Africa has a California too? TIL
TIL babies will poop less in a recession.
TIL IBM had 8,000 pitch deck creators. When your job is creating bullshit, it’s bound to end
TIL Baba Yaga is a Ukrainian weapons system
i’d settle for an all caps NO MOVES TIL YOU PICK A LANE
TIL, you did help someone! I understood the meaning (mutually exclusive desires). But I just assumed it was an antiquated play on "let them eat cake", which itself makes no sense out of historical context, or something like that. I just never rubbed enough neurons together to understand the phrase was pretty direct. Anyway... the cake Is A **LIE**!
TIL: I can buy millions of dongs (VND) for $100.
TIL, Pokimane was a MOD on this sub
TIL that the Colorado River doesn't make it to the ocean. Puts on life in the west.
TIL there's a seafoodnews website
TIL crime pays. get a pardon and a $30 million btc donation
TIL I am in the C suite because I sit at a desk
TIL Avengers Doomsday and Dune: Messiah will be released the same day , Dunesday is going to make morbillions
TIL that there’s a place in California called YOLO County. Everybody there must be driving lambos and coming home to $2 million McMansions, right?
TIL the rest of that saying! Also, great point all around.
TIL I have an “unbelievable aptitude in technology”
TIL a taco is President of the United States
TIL a .75% drop in SPY in 20 minutes is a 'trap' and not a profit making opportunity.
lol TIL as well, dudes an absolute legend.
TIL the GAP still exits.
TIL that GAP is still around
TIL it hits 591 and you try to hold for profit lmao
TIL on Smoot and Hawley were Reps, not presidents.
First off, TIL there is a federal trade court. Second, this seems like it took a long ass time. Did they have to build the court? Train the judges? Fourth, I thought Congress had voted on something or other that gave the prez authority. Since they have power of the purse. Eleventh, the use of emergency rules always struck me as super shaky. Cuz he was first like, this is to stop fentanyl trafficking. Remember that? Then they threw out a bunch of other completely unrelated rationale. But if you hold up in one hand “fentanyl trafficking” and in the other, all the rhetoric and trade talks and such, there is *zero* overlap. If Congress can cede authority that’s one thing—and I’m not sure they can, because it would take a constitutional amendment. BUT, using emergency is flawed because this is clearly not stopping anything emergency-like and absolutely no one has spoken of the emergencies since this began. I’m not a lawyer. Like I said, I didn’t even know this court existed. But from my novice perspective, they messed up when they linked this to an emergency action. When they further messed up by never again, repeating that this was an emergency and they were countering the consequences of that emergency.
TIL there’s such a thing as a “Trade Court”
TIL this sub has never negotiated the price of a fucking thing in their lives lmao embarrassing for yall
TIL you can call republicans tacos. They always chicken out, double edged bc they’ll probably get offended at being a Mexican food and not spaghetti or something.
TIL Klarna is a Swedish company. Swedes bankrolling Americans groceries. 
TIL having billions of dollars in cash means you are dying!
TIL 2% that doesn't even recover from last week's losses: SOARING. The media in the USA is cancer.
TIL how small the Russian stock market is.
TIL people who buy stonks want to make money. What a novel concept for r/stocks.
TIL the Russian economy is also somehow Biden’s economy.
… TIL the Menendez are actually 3 brothers
TIL Berkshire Hathaway owns a slice of BYD I know who I am backing in a Warren and Winnie the Pooh vs Elmo and Mångö showdown. Calls on chyna