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TIL that fractional shares are actually CFDs, is that true?
TIL that energy stocks are actually war stocks!
TIL: Securities Used To Be Considered Property but are now Considered "Entitlements"
TIL Nvidia triple top is not a meme
Execution Speed, OCO Orders, and the Mystery of GOOD TIL CANCEL on TOS. Please help!
3 red hot penny stocks to watch before next week—time to buy?
TIL the TV series Billions is considered fictional because it implies federal regulators are incentivized to prevent systemic financial crimes!
TIL Sometimes "safety" costs you a lot of money.
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TIL bringing awareness to climate violence is spam PS: Maybe try reading reddiquette?
>Yes, while sleep paralysis is common, affecting many people at least once, a significant portion of the population (estimates range from 20% to 50% experiencing it at least once, with fewer having frequent episodes) never experiences it, and for many others, it's a rare occurrence, meaning many people go their entire lives without encountering it. It's a normal part of the sleep cycle that becomes a disorder when it happens outside of REM sleep, but it's not universal, and many people have normal sleep patterns. TIL Many people have not experienced sleep paralysis , that shit is scary the first time
TIL it’s a bad idea to ram a police officer with a car
TIL you can just register as a deliveroo/uber driver and you’ll get benefits but not end up on the unemployment report
TIL: Ru Paul is Jake Paul's dad.
TIL boomers and some gen X are America's enemies
TIL the former Qing Dynasty and Republic of China owe US 1 Trillion in old bond debt. Super interesting stuff https://x.com/i/status/2009140792380805282
TIL 4,000 to 8,000 years ago, only 1 man reproduced for every 17 women. And through all of human history, only 40% of men reproduced vs. 90% of women. https://x.com/EdnStuff/status/1997173324645065074 Seems like dating apps are bringing us back to eras where few chads take all the girls. Sorry Gen Z lol.
#TIL Venezuela has a stock markget LMAOOO
TIL the nation of Norway gives out Nobel prizes. I had no idea. Fucking dipshit
I’m sorry but I have to say this now TIL that wingstop’s customer base has no taste
TIL; I'm not retarded, I'm just stressed and hungry. https://preview.redd.it/olg7bvz9jtbg1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=8062ca597e03ef3f61387f50f0b0d858c019410d
TIL my dad was a massive Blockbuster bagholder
TIL your mom is aapl
Moderna MRNA and Instil bio TIL has very interesting technicals.
TIL <1% intraday = “crashing out”
TIL options is investing, good work op, can still bring it back ezpz
TIL Enron traded in weather derivatives. No matter what degen bets you make, you will never be more degen the MMs.
TIL 75% of Indians prefer arranged marriage
TL;DR: size matters. Thanks. TIL why, exactly, my wife keeps a boyfriend.
TIL people still eat at KFC. I honestly thought they jsut laundered drugs or money.
TIL best time to sell is when profits are Reddit worthy
TIL Pucci is a thing. I will likely not need this information in the future
TIL: Parabolas can go down.
TIL NBIS is a Russian spinoff.
TIL you can put a chart on Robinhood into Picture-In-Picture mode. So now you can scroll Reddit while constantly watching as your options evaporate 💀
TIL the male version of brunette is brunet. RIVN calls
TIL people put zyn in their foreskin and its called a forezyn, wtf lol
TIL prescriptions for ADHD are only filled for 1 month. Then you have to get a new script from your doctor. https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pxzecn/anon_is_a_pharmacist/ I know there are a bunch of ADHD people here. Must me tough.
TIL Jeffrey Epstein's have a deformed small dick that is shaped like a lemon where both sides are tapered off
TIL every tech company should be worth 5 trillion
TIL Jordan Barrett married a dude in 2021
Whew TIL. No, time for some naked puts
TIL I’m a retard with a clue
TIL they sell crack in Buddhist temples
Tim Cook (apple CEO) just doubled his stake in Nike. TIL he's been on the board of directors since 2005. That's gotta be bullish
Huh, TIL. Thats why Apple has all those weird Nike collaborations.
TIL the market is open tomorrow Why did I think it was closed
TIL CEO of paramount is Veruca Salt IRL
TIL that Santa’s real name is Russell and he is carrying the rally
TIL Nvidia's H200 is 30k each They plan to sell 40,000 to China in Feb That's $1.2 Billion
TIL, what does the enlightened protoss use?
TIL that **SPYM** is a thing and that it even has LEAPS calls. First I've ever heard of it. The horrendous spread has more to do with SPYM being a newer fund than SPY and not widely traded than anything else. The Jan 28 call chain's total volume on Friday didn't even come close to breaking 100 contracts. > So S&P500 returns 8% over the course of a little over a year and I’m winning here? No. You forgot to add in the dividends that SPYM shares would pay over that time period. You don't get dividends if you hold calls. You are also assuming you will hold to expiration and then exercise, which isn't necessarily the most cost-effective strategy. Not to mention the uncertainty of what value you'd get out of the shares once you exercise the call. Nor the cash cost of the exercise. > What I’m not exactly figuring here though while getting over 8% CAGR That's not CAGR. CAGR is compounded, what you calculated is a simple return. "Amplified downside" isn't path-dependent under your assumption of exercising at expiration. That only applies if you sell the call before expiration. However, risk of ruin does apply. You literally lose your entire investment in the call if you wait until expiration to exercise and the stock price is at or below the strike price. Indeed, any expiration stock price below your breakeven is a net loss under that assumption. So since it is unlikely that you would lose your entire investment if you spend the same $3,390 dollar amount to buy a few shares, the call has more risk of ruin on the downside in comparison to equal dollars in shares.
https://preview.redd.it/goo750cxy58g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336efa623ac4c386989c70844471798cdd47f143 TIL lying is a technical factor
TIL lying is a “technical factor”
Appreciate your explanation. TIL
TIL stock buybacks are a bad thing lol.
TIL if you piss off someone with the opposite position of you on WSB they will report you to Reddit and try to get you banned. Yup you all are kids betting 2k accounts.
TIL you can re-shove fossil fuels into the ground and then bury it worth of 500 million years of geological activity in only a few years
TIL that collecting pig Jizz is a real job 💀
TIL Santa discriminates
Honestly that’s awesome to hear. TIL
TIL 10 is half of 50 Good luck with your future mathematic endeavors
if you type like 10x10 and then add the equals sign it will spit out the number e.g. 10+10= oh wait- turns out it only works on mobile, TIL
TIL Boston Dynamics dog is 75k
Bro would have to work 33 years of min wage to earn 500k lmao 500,000/7.25=68,965.517 hours 68,965.517/40=1,724.138 weeks 1,724.138/52=33.157 years TIL Reddit will autosum in comments nice
Don't worry, until you said that... TIL.
just tried, [https://i.imgur.com/QcszSiz.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/QcszSiz.jpeg) is what i got, no mistakes, though TIL what a Xerus is
holup regard. Blackberry still exists? r/TIL
TIL that Scott Bessent's hedge fund's (Key Square Group) assets went from 5.1B in 2017 to 577M in 2023. LOL
TIL every homeowner is living in a thriving neighborhood according to Zillow
TIL in the span of 2 days Tesla suddenly has millions of robotaxis and robots in retail use
TIL Elon fucked Amber Heard to better humanity. it was a selfless act.
TIL Nvidia started to release their own visual AI models this March. These are faster and more accurate than other models, and because they're visual, they favor GPUs over TPUs. Since March, they improved them by a factor of 16x with the release of version 3 this morning. 🤯
TIL about smishing. And vishing.
TIL that Zune was fantastic but Microsoft still wrecked it.
TIL poetry used to be called "the gay science". (Please don't make a joke 'used to be?!')
huh, TIL as well. I'm gonna blindly trust you on this one
TIL dumpster is a brand name
TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔
TIL in New York you continue paying child support even after they are grown ass adults
Is anyone here degenerate enough to gamble options on Kpop dating rumors? TIL most Kpop management companies are publicly traded, so naturally I just enabled international trading in my Fidelity account
TIL Elon will bring TSLA to $10T by building the sexbots in the movie "Companion"
Some guy on here told me 250 MSTR PUTS are basically money printers. BANG BANG TIL MICHAEL SAYLOR BRAINS HANG. Gang.
TIL this sub doesn't like Karoline Leavitt 🤣
TIL 3% inflation is considered worst in decades. Tell us more genius.
TIL that if you let $200 of SPY calls expire ITM , Charles Shwab is more than happy to float you $130,000 the next morning with margin turned on
TIL. good thing I'm regarded after all
TIL I learned this subreddit is infested with people pushing conspiracy theories about jews
# TIL to never bet against Asian kids 😭😭😭
It's more of a lottery ticket shit co, but I like IOVA. They have the only approved TIL therapy. Showing good results in SCLC. They had a previous debacle of majorly over promising guidance and had a huge miss; they seem to have learned from their mistake and have done some hiring to ensure it doesn't happen again. They look to be righting the ship. Also looks like tax loss harvesting for them was front loaded in November. I sold out of my position for a swing trade on PATH, but i'll look to reenter at some point.
TIL. Does this mean calls? [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1pgk0r5/snapchats\_new\_storage\_policy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1pgk0r5/snapchats_new_storage_policy/)
TIL warrens middle name is edward
TIL Warren Buffet’s middle name.
TIL: Autotrader is a publicly traded company, I've used their site, i've just never even considered they might have a stock.
Wow. TIL. What’s your take on why people hold Berk at such high regard?
Strategy? TIL randomly buying and selling things is strategy. Call him Sun Tzu.
I paid my broker so many fees last month - they musta felt bad for me. I just realized they gave me an 87k rebate. Turns out they give you rebates based off trade volume. TIL
TIL Subprime Datacenter loans is now a thing 😂.