Reddit Posts
TIL that fractional shares are actually CFDs, is that true?
TIL that energy stocks are actually war stocks!
TIL: Securities Used To Be Considered Property but are now Considered "Entitlements"
TIL Nvidia triple top is not a meme
Execution Speed, OCO Orders, and the Mystery of GOOD TIL CANCEL on TOS. Please help!
3 red hot penny stocks to watch before next week—time to buy?
TIL the TV series Billions is considered fictional because it implies federal regulators are incentivized to prevent systemic financial crimes!
TIL Sometimes "safety" costs you a lot of money.
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TIL: someone who lives in Tampa is called a Tampon
Yup. Lots of papers on TIL therapy now.
TIL two new words: rehypothecation & simulacra
TIL "SUV" stands for Large Engine Vehicle
Huh, TIL that SUV stands for Large Engine Vehicle. I'm so glad we don't have dumb presidents anymore!
TIL this morning while finding porn on PornHub to masturbate to: Hailey Rose is married to Max Fills
Saw behind the scenes of Final Destination, TIL that it’s not a documentary.
Hahahahahahahahhah TIL buttsharpies
TIL Alaska's state motto is "Fuck you, I got mine".
TIL I embody confucian values
TIL there’s a company callee Figma lol
TIL HOOD is up 300% in one year
TIL there's a US dollar index
TIL denmark has a military
TIL 1776 was thousands of years ago
TIL that SNAP was valued at 150B in 2021 😂
If you want the biggest upside, think about bio pharmaceutical companies with phase 3 trials coming up, that means the socket either tank or shoot to the moon. I have a diversified portfolio by the two stocks I’m playing for the high upside are ATYR and TIL. According to analyst, they both have 500% upside they’ll be wary of the pump and dump.
Wow I didn’t know he was a finook! TIL.
Huh. TIL. Weird he's openly gay.
TIL r/stocks is mostly full of Europeans who've been taking on stupid amounts of currency risk. Invest in your own currency guys
TIL the S&p 500 is one big meme stock
TIL the original name of Uranus is George
Didn't realize that Tony Stark was a liar, grifter, and a charlatan. TIL! Thanks.
TIL Japan has strategic reserves of RICE
Dear Diary, TIL, market doesn't give two figs about feelings..✍️
TIL a new word: plane wave 😗
TIL Oxymoron refers to the morons with Oxy bags
TIL this game was actually made in 1971, not just a late 80s / early 90s thing.
TIL today. Appreciate the insight. I’ve been watching a lot of historical videos about Iran and old Persia, and the dynasties and development of the people and culture over thousands of years. It’s helping me discover a bit more about the place and society there. In America, we love to pick a common enemy and rail against them. When I was born, it was USSR. It switched to Iraq, now it’s Iran, at the moment. I know Japan and Germany were the big enemies during my grandparents time. It’s programming, and it’s not lost on me anymore.
TIL that SPY goes up by 0.25% for every ballistic missile Iran launches at US bases, on average.
# TIL there are **BOOLS** 🐂 who actually hold this **overnight** and on **weekends**
TIL my penis is a bunker buster 😎
TIL the market only drops during nuclear apocalypse
TIL centrifuges can only be built in any given area one time.
Your 'TIL' posts are more consistent than your ability to find a non-disappointing fast-food burger. Maybe stick to history, less room for culinary failure there. You spend so much time telling us 'meirl' but frankly, we're starting to question if you even *have* a 'real life' outside of pointing out internet fakes and bad gym etiquette. Ah, the WallStreetBets commentary. It's good to know you've lost enough money to become a seasoned, albeit salty, expert on why everyone else is also losing money
TIL. there's still retards here that use the Weekend DOW as "facts".
**TIL: I can't be drafted because I have dental braces on...** **and for some reason that is a exempt category for the draft.** **idk why, but W**
**TIL: I can't be drafted because I have dental braces on, and for some reason that is a exempt category.**
TIL an abusive parent that you barely survived can sue you to financially support them in some US states like California time to lose all my money on puts /s
TIL awards are as cheap as $0.15. Still not gonna buy until they fix their damn app
I’ve interstellar 1000x and TIL that Timmy chalamet is in it.
TIL there's a sci fi horror movie called Trump vs. The Illuminati. >A clone of Donald J. Trump survives Earth’s destruction by stowing away on a space shuttle and lands on a prison planet, where he meets Satan himself. It's free on Tubi lol.
>Win for the good guys TIL gambling addicts are the ‘good guys.’
TIL that JD Vance cousin went over to Ukraine to fight the Russians. Lol, imagine putting your life on the line to fight Russians, meanwhile your cuck cousin is back in the USA fighting FOR the Russians 🤭
TIL JD Vance cousin actually went over to Ukraine to fight the Russians. Lol, imagine you're over in Ukraine fighting against the Russians while your cuck cousin is back in USA fighting for the Russians, smh
TIL, he averaged 390 option trades per day for a month. Wow.
TIL Neo’s passport in The Matrix expires on 9/11/2001
TIL people hate Reddit so much...i don't understand why, but it's a bit too late to ask.
TIL taco did slave labor for his building in Dubai the same way Qatar did for their stadiums. Took the passports away and made them buy it back
TIL Amazon and Walmart buy from themselves
TIL that Stephen miller has a wife. If he can get one, no excuse that any degen here can’t…
TIL when a billionaire pisses in a jar that too counts as donation
TIL Duolingo is a publicly traded company lol
TIL my iPad doesn’t have a calculator
TIL that /r/meth is a real sub for meth addicts. WTF Reddit, like how is that sub not banned.
TIL Iran was able to enrich 400kgs of uranium in the 5 months since Trump took office.
TIL buy the dip during war
TIL the EU is our enemy, ROFL.
TIL that phantom gap ups and gap downs exist in futures contracts when they roll, the more you know ⭐
TIL learned that the ViX has its own Vix. Kind of ridiculous
TIL i learned its an actual company and not someone's online hobby site from their mom's basement
TIL blunt wraps contain tobacco. RIP me
TIL that "OHLC" is an initialization for Open, High, Low, and Closing prices.
TIL there's one in most houses there.
TIL: Iran has a navy. Besides shorelines on the north and the south, I still can’t believe they have a navy.
TIL: My mom masticates three times a day, sometimes more.
TIL Israel is an Indian nation.
TIL: vultures can projectile vomit in self defense. They aim for the face.
TIL Bill Cosby is a free man and his wife is still with him... why did I think he died in prison?
TIL GME is still valued over 10bil ☠️
TIL it’s not. And I’d much rather buy amd if you put a gun to my head 🤣🤣
TIL that the em dash -- is longer than the en dash - which is longer than a hyphen -
TIL there are dumbasses that fall for this fake AI shit
TIL a new word, though I can't quite pronounce it...
TIL NBIS +34% this week Time to FOMO
TIL I might be an AI. I use em dashes all the time to create emphasis or to carry on a thought like "this is a challenge we've identified - as a result we've developed this tool to address it"
TIL a lot of people are holding HOOD calls 😭😭😭😭👀👀👀
TIL I’ve been losing money in more time zones than I thought
TIL Modern Woodmen of America is an American fraternal benefit society in the United States, which sells various investments and insurance products, with membership over 750,000 as of 2017. Total assets reached US$17.5 Billion billion in 2022, making it one of the largest such organization by assets. Wikipedia
South Africa has a California too? TIL
TIL babies will poop less in a recession.
TIL IBM had 8,000 pitch deck creators. When your job is creating bullshit, it’s bound to end
TIL Baba Yaga is a Ukrainian weapons system
i’d settle for an all caps NO MOVES TIL YOU PICK A LANE
TIL, you did help someone! I understood the meaning (mutually exclusive desires). But I just assumed it was an antiquated play on "let them eat cake", which itself makes no sense out of historical context, or something like that. I just never rubbed enough neurons together to understand the phrase was pretty direct. Anyway... the cake Is A **LIE**!
TIL: I can buy millions of dongs (VND) for $100.