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TIL that fractional shares are actually CFDs, is that true?
TIL that energy stocks are actually war stocks!
TIL: Securities Used To Be Considered Property but are now Considered "Entitlements"
TIL Nvidia triple top is not a meme
Execution Speed, OCO Orders, and the Mystery of GOOD TIL CANCEL on TOS. Please help!
3 red hot penny stocks to watch before next week—time to buy?
TIL the TV series Billions is considered fictional because it implies federal regulators are incentivized to prevent systemic financial crimes!
TIL Sometimes "safety" costs you a lot of money.
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TIL: the supernova of 2022 occurred 2 billion light years away. Meaning it took 2 billion years to reach earth. Nuts.
TIL Kal-Shi is another shadowbanned wsb term. What are some of your favorites?
TIL Obama's BLS Commissioner is a Trump supporter: >[**Concerns about political manipulation at BLS are unfounded.** We are watching carefully and promise to alert users to any credible evidence of manipulation](https://www.friendsofbls.org/updates/2025/12/31/co-chairs-of-the-friends-of-bls-on-the-cpi-estimates-for-november-2025)
TIL that averaging down on a losing 0DTE position doesn't always work
TIL individual investors are called retail investors.
Huh, TIL that one exists. I'm long VXUS. It looks like VEU is primarily developed markets, VXUS has that plus emerging markets and small caps. So maybe a parallel would be SP500 vs Russell 3000.
TIL there is some US leader called Nutlick..
Hmmm. I thought there were miles of ice on top of the land. TIL
TIL windmills lower birth rate
Ah I didnt know that. TIL a new word : Monopsony. Thanks. Its a bit different in my industry. AFAIK in most regions suppliers to walmart (Direct) are pretty huge companies with Several customers. So walmart isnt the only business they depend on. The companies who supply wallmart through importers sometimes that isnt the case, but even those volumes are quite sizable so there arent many smaller suppliers solely dependent on walmart. But my knowledge is only within this industry. Like you mentioned, its likeley very different across other prodcuts.
TIL there's a peaky blinders coming up and it's hitting theaters before Netflix wtf
TIL the Danes have never heard of indexing.
TIL that Coke is foreign car oriented
TIL: the only judge to be impeached from the SCOTUS, Samuel Chase, was nicknamed "Old Bacon Face." Talk about an elite nickname!
TIL anonymous is run by wsb retards
TIL women don’t count blowjobs in their bodycount :/
TIL Greenland is in the North American continent
TIL - Always save $5k for a comeback run
TIL macarons are diff then macaroons
Yeah, I love bear porn but what is this. "TIL that companies earn money from outside the USA" + orange man bad. What is the actual bear case?!
TIL Pam 🅱️ondi and 🅱️aroline Leavitt are two different people All these blondes look alike
TIL that 15% annual growth is a “decline”. Hmm
Huh TIL and thanks a bunch for unlocking a new lifelong fear!
TIL you can use Ally as a brokerage (is this Ally?)
I wasnt aware the only other brands that exist in the US were Rivian. Hua, TIL
damn TIL. fuckin greed...
TIL that France still has warships
TIL almost = 4% down since close. Interesting.
TIL India used to own Greenland
TIL David Goggins is 50 years old. Holy mother of Mackerel
Makes sense. I'm actually seeing a few different numbers reported from various sources. TIL lol
TIL 40% in less than a month isn’t real movement
TIL arresting the chairman of the federal reserve is priced in
TIL what a suplex is.
TIL JPow is NOT a lesbian
TIL - Intel results come out in 10 days. CEO already met Trumb, got a pat on the back for "great job" 👍🏻 Clear writing on the wall, no? 😁
Huh, TIL. Still used old Reddit, but I’ll have to check this out. Probably a lot of VPN use though.
TIL. You have to file an exemption form in the year you first hold the asset. https://sprott.com/investment-strategies/exchange-listed-products/physical-bullion-funds/tax-guide/
We tried to buy after the end of ww2 too apparently. TIL
TIL I can freestyle in my dreams Cause I stay undercover like deep tuck, and my flows colder than a meat truck, yo.
TIL bringing awareness to climate violence is spam PS: Maybe try reading reddiquette?
>Yes, while sleep paralysis is common, affecting many people at least once, a significant portion of the population (estimates range from 20% to 50% experiencing it at least once, with fewer having frequent episodes) never experiences it, and for many others, it's a rare occurrence, meaning many people go their entire lives without encountering it. It's a normal part of the sleep cycle that becomes a disorder when it happens outside of REM sleep, but it's not universal, and many people have normal sleep patterns. TIL Many people have not experienced sleep paralysis , that shit is scary the first time
TIL it’s a bad idea to ram a police officer with a car
TIL you can just register as a deliveroo/uber driver and you’ll get benefits but not end up on the unemployment report
TIL: Ru Paul is Jake Paul's dad.
TIL boomers and some gen X are America's enemies
TIL the former Qing Dynasty and Republic of China owe US 1 Trillion in old bond debt. Super interesting stuff https://x.com/i/status/2009140792380805282
TIL 4,000 to 8,000 years ago, only 1 man reproduced for every 17 women. And through all of human history, only 40% of men reproduced vs. 90% of women. https://x.com/EdnStuff/status/1997173324645065074 Seems like dating apps are bringing us back to eras where few chads take all the girls. Sorry Gen Z lol.
#TIL Venezuela has a stock markget LMAOOO
TIL the nation of Norway gives out Nobel prizes. I had no idea. Fucking dipshit
I’m sorry but I have to say this now TIL that wingstop’s customer base has no taste
TIL; I'm not retarded, I'm just stressed and hungry. https://preview.redd.it/olg7bvz9jtbg1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=8062ca597e03ef3f61387f50f0b0d858c019410d
TIL my dad was a massive Blockbuster bagholder
TIL your mom is aapl
Moderna MRNA and Instil bio TIL has very interesting technicals.
TIL <1% intraday = “crashing out”
TIL options is investing, good work op, can still bring it back ezpz
TIL Enron traded in weather derivatives. No matter what degen bets you make, you will never be more degen the MMs.
TIL 75% of Indians prefer arranged marriage
TL;DR: size matters. Thanks. TIL why, exactly, my wife keeps a boyfriend.
TIL people still eat at KFC. I honestly thought they jsut laundered drugs or money.
TIL best time to sell is when profits are Reddit worthy
TIL Pucci is a thing. I will likely not need this information in the future
TIL: Parabolas can go down.
TIL NBIS is a Russian spinoff.
TIL you can put a chart on Robinhood into Picture-In-Picture mode. So now you can scroll Reddit while constantly watching as your options evaporate 💀
TIL the male version of brunette is brunet. RIVN calls
TIL people put zyn in their foreskin and its called a forezyn, wtf lol
TIL prescriptions for ADHD are only filled for 1 month. Then you have to get a new script from your doctor. https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pxzecn/anon_is_a_pharmacist/ I know there are a bunch of ADHD people here. Must me tough.
TIL Jeffrey Epstein's have a deformed small dick that is shaped like a lemon where both sides are tapered off
TIL every tech company should be worth 5 trillion
TIL Jordan Barrett married a dude in 2021
Whew TIL. No, time for some naked puts
TIL I’m a retard with a clue
TIL they sell crack in Buddhist temples
Tim Cook (apple CEO) just doubled his stake in Nike. TIL he's been on the board of directors since 2005. That's gotta be bullish
Huh, TIL. Thats why Apple has all those weird Nike collaborations.
TIL the market is open tomorrow Why did I think it was closed
TIL CEO of paramount is Veruca Salt IRL
TIL that Santa’s real name is Russell and he is carrying the rally
TIL Nvidia's H200 is 30k each They plan to sell 40,000 to China in Feb That's $1.2 Billion
TIL, what does the enlightened protoss use?
TIL that **SPYM** is a thing and that it even has LEAPS calls. First I've ever heard of it. The horrendous spread has more to do with SPYM being a newer fund than SPY and not widely traded than anything else. The Jan 28 call chain's total volume on Friday didn't even come close to breaking 100 contracts. > So S&P500 returns 8% over the course of a little over a year and I’m winning here? No. You forgot to add in the dividends that SPYM shares would pay over that time period. You don't get dividends if you hold calls. You are also assuming you will hold to expiration and then exercise, which isn't necessarily the most cost-effective strategy. Not to mention the uncertainty of what value you'd get out of the shares once you exercise the call. Nor the cash cost of the exercise. > What I’m not exactly figuring here though while getting over 8% CAGR That's not CAGR. CAGR is compounded, what you calculated is a simple return. "Amplified downside" isn't path-dependent under your assumption of exercising at expiration. That only applies if you sell the call before expiration. However, risk of ruin does apply. You literally lose your entire investment in the call if you wait until expiration to exercise and the stock price is at or below the strike price. Indeed, any expiration stock price below your breakeven is a net loss under that assumption. So since it is unlikely that you would lose your entire investment if you spend the same $3,390 dollar amount to buy a few shares, the call has more risk of ruin on the downside in comparison to equal dollars in shares.
https://preview.redd.it/goo750cxy58g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336efa623ac4c386989c70844471798cdd47f143 TIL lying is a technical factor
TIL lying is a “technical factor”
Appreciate your explanation. TIL
TIL stock buybacks are a bad thing lol.
TIL if you piss off someone with the opposite position of you on WSB they will report you to Reddit and try to get you banned. Yup you all are kids betting 2k accounts.
TIL you can re-shove fossil fuels into the ground and then bury it worth of 500 million years of geological activity in only a few years
TIL that collecting pig Jizz is a real job 💀
TIL Santa discriminates
Honestly that’s awesome to hear. TIL