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Dwight would be heavily into $BEET coin
DWIGHT, staring in horror at his computer screen : NO! No this can't be true... JIM: Hey uh.... What's going on Duwight? DWIGHT: I've lost everything. Schrute farms... My nunchuck collection... *whispers* what have I done... MICHAEL, craning his head out of his office: I told you not to put everything on BEET! JIM, as Dwight cries silently at his desk, head buried in his arms: Oh, did you uh... Lose something? Dwight pulls out his spud gun, cocks it and inserts the barrel into his mouth. Jim Jim's the camera.
The massive pumps were due to Beetlejuice shilling his $BEET coin on Howard Stern today after a 5 year absence.
BEET is ranked about 2900 by market cap on coingecko. Any particular reason you bought it?
Someone [BEET](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/beetle-coin/) you to it.
When this is all over and the normie boomers are investing in sell it all and buy a nice homestead farm. Will only grow two things. **BEET** and **CORN**
SCHRUTE is shilled on by half this subreddit. We need to move away from BEET coins and get back to our roots. 1 tweet from Michael Scott and your investment is done for
Thats why I exchange all of my fiat for $SHRUTE bucks. Super stable coin and liquidity is fully backed by the BEET consensus. Best of all, you can stake on the DUNDRMIFLN.io exchange and get 10% interest in STANLEY¢ coin.
And you could stake it on the BEET farm! This needs to be a thing
Yes! And the ticker would be $BEET
Well hey you're smart maybe you can explain this to me. So I've been a little crypto noob investor and I want to get in on the Dee fee craze all the kids are talking about. I check out Uniswap and I want to contribute to a liquidity pool. I see that the BEET/ETH pool has a really great return but first I have to buy some BEETS So I spend 500 dollars on BEETS and 500 dollars on ETH and deposit it into the pool. Tomorrow shit happens and instead of being 1 dollar = 1 BEET, now 1 BEET = .50 cents. However ETH skyrockets and so my 500 dollars worth of ETH is now worth 1000 dollars. What happens to my funds in the pool?
For reference, if you're looking for a good interest rate / staking apy, look at something from the perspective of loans. Not loans from the reserves of countries or anything like that but from the perspective of something reasonable, say schrute dollars (BEETS we'll call them that) or Stanley nickels. If I lend you one XLM and you give me a return of one freshly minted Schurte bucks, awesome! If the going rate of XLM to BEETS is 1:1, that means you're making a 100% return. If and ONLY if that trading pair remains in parity. Because the BEET I receive is a freshly minted BEET, that means the supply of BEETS went up! So my return of 1 BEET is worth less each time if the market cap of XLM and BEETS were to stay the same. My recommendation? I'd personally lend my XLM for a return of 10% max, because anything else seems like a scam. Value is not created out of thin air, BEETS might be, but the underlying sentiment/supply and demand value isn't.
This looks shockingly like BEET CONNEECC but with an Algorithm Miner and not an Algorithm Trader.
Very cheap, you can't BEET the price.