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Sound like some crypto STI as i can see .
Well, you certainly don't get dividends with an STI.
STI? What's that in crypto world?
They could do but it just sounds like an STI imo
Maybe CoinMarketCap slept around and got an STI
You could literally tow a Subaru WRX STI with a Subaru WRZ STI and still have money left over.
The token penicillin $PEN will cure any crypto STI's you contract
A Subaru WRX STI 2.5
*Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.* *Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.* /copypasta
Litecoin is like an STI. You never seem to be able to shake it off completely.
Lol this is how I'm imagining your life. March I had 1k, April I had 35k, Monday I had 85k, Friday I had 132k but sold which came out to 120k after SFM taxes, June I had 0 dollars but I did have a turbo golf, ps5, stripper girlfriend, and coke addiction. July I got a STI (not the cooler subaru car I mean a sexual infection). August I got in a car accident, September I took the bus to work at Subway, Today I'm depressed but still miss that car.
Does anyone know where I can find some good street hookers who’ll allow me to raw dog them but where I’m also unlikely to contract an STI?
People are much more sympathetic if you tell them you have an STI than if you tell them you have an NFT
It would be even better when they find vaccinations for all the STI's
That's good. Here we need teaching about contraception and STI but I'd be just as happy if they taught them about blockchain
Kids.. the worst STI you can catch.
STI test needed for my eyes, please
I feel like my wallet got dusted with an STI coin after reading that.
> California Crabs Tracked by Helium Network Anything which reduces STI must be good
2JZ swapping my WRX STI. Its one thing to have a stock 300hp car its great and i wouldn’t trade it for any car on the market today. But something about putting what is basically considered one of if not the best tuner engines in the world into one of if not the best all wheel drive system and body in the world and creating a car that just absolutely cannot be fucked with at any stoplight or any track day until electric cars take over.
Yeah, they would certainly never deceive a broader general public by relentlessly pushing legitimately tilted stories to shape public perception. Kind of like they’d never run with that [whole Russian bounty story with zero evidence](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/26/us/politics/russia-afghanistan-bounties.html) and then very quietly retract it months later. Point being, the media are owned by, and operated for the benefit of, the ultra rich elite. Even “liberal” outlets like NYTimes. They have their own narratives and no media source should be trusted. Most people truly don’t know “shit about fuck” when it comes to crypto, and that goes **well** beyond this sub. People will blindly accept, as fact, a message put out by the largest media orgs like the NYTimes. That’s what the entire thing is about. Utility doesn’t matter if people can be dissuaded from it before learning anything about it. You can see it now with their handling and reporting of monkeypox, casting it as a gay STI and falling completely in line with the broader message coming from political appointees in the US.
I don't think Melinda or Mackenzie exactly divorced at their earliest convenience, both couples were together for decades and Mackenzie only initiated divorce after rumours of him dating the woman he's with now he's with now were confirmed, which seems like a perfectly reasonable move given how humiliating being cheated on for the walking embodiment of an STI must be.
I’m with this. Choosing a centrally backed stable coin is like choosing an STI, it comes down to what’s the least awful of them.
These aren't hypothetical, these are real situations. Sadly, a "business relationship" is simply an arrangement for one party to buy things from another for a set price. The rest of it is pointing fingers when things go wrong, demanding proof and trying to get one over on competition. Even then, m&a (i.e. selling companies to other companies) doesn't include a business relationship, more like a business one night stand where everyone is afraid that the other party has an STI or will knock on the door a year later with a three-month-old baby and say it's yours. Quite often it's a sale to a former competitor. Interests aren't aligned, as the seller wants best price, buyer wants guarantees that they're buying a decent company and management don't want to be held responsible if things don't work out later. Quite rare for anything to be accepted on trust and any missing item means negotiating an indemnity deed. For any one of those situations described, Blockchain isn't essential. I mean, we could do everything with a big ream of paper and a pen if we had time. But, at £500/hr for a middle of the road associate lawyer, it would make sense to reduce the legal fees and having a remotely verifiable, trustless mechanism to prove entitlements would speed things up.