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Canada goose - the winters dark horse
Which stock would you out 10k into and look to sell out in 2 years?
JD.com Unit Dives 46% After Disclosing ‘Suspicious’ Revenue - discloses it may have overstated revenue and cost
How would you spend $1500 if you regularly forget stocks exist for months at a time? How do you decide which stocks are to be held and which losses cut?
Thoughts on these tickers for bagholding throughout 2024? 💰
Rocket Companies (RKT) Short Squeeze Opportunity is Flying Under the Radar
Alibaba Group: Navigating with “1+6+N” into Digital Era
Alibaba dips on MS downgrade as PDD grabs spot of most valuable Chinese e-commerce firm
As Ohio Legalizes Cannabis, Senator JD Vance Opposes SAFER Banking for Industry
Top Analyst's View: Is XRP Gearing Up for a 5,000% Rally?
3 SEP 2023: JD.com.. why the weakness?
The general large model brings a new paradigm for AI scenarios
$WIMI stimulates new drivers of commercial realization of AI high-value scenarios
$WIMI stimulates new drivers of commercial realization of AI high-value scenarios
China is going full force to challenge ChatGPT and Nvidia's leadership in AI
Loss porn & yolo on life saving / IRA / 401k
PlantX Adds DirectPay to its Canadian Website
TSLA ranks 2nd to last on JD Power quality survey
AI literally stands for Adobe Inc.
$DTSS Solid News out recently seems to have put a smile on shareholders faces..
Michael Burry Loaded Up on Bank Stocks in Tumultuous Quarter. Doubles Alibaba Stake in Big Bet on China Tech
Michael Burry Loaded Up on Bank Stocks in Tumultuous Quarter. Doubles Alibaba Stake in Big Bet on China Tech
Potential 'Yes' Votes on Senate Banking Committee
Alibaba ($BABA), JD.com earnings will likely give stocks little help.
Earnings Plays for the Week of 5-8-2023
Loss Porn For All the Regards (#WeWillMakeIt)
China's JD.com to spin off industrial, property units in Hong Kong float
Alibaba hands parched dealmakers a glass half-full
AIGC Become A Hot Topic，WiMi Hologram Cloud Actively Explores The Relevant Fields
The three major stock indexes closed down collectively, the Fed announced a 25 basis point rate hike
Alibaba, JD.com lead broad losses in Chinese Internet stocks
Wall Street Newsletter S02E08: No one saw it coming ( Season Finale )
JD.com shares slump in Hong Kong after weaker-than-expected revenue guidance
JD.com Q4 earnings preview: What to expect as COVID measures loom over results
Daily U.S. Stock Market News Flash (Thursday, March 9)
Chinese tech stock slide led by JD.com after subsidy report
I asked Bing AI to write a rap battle between Jim Cramer and Michael Burry
2023-02-09 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
Alibaba LEAPS (1,500%+ Potential Return)
New customers and collaborations -Precise Biometrics-
Lemonade Insurance $LMND over 22% Short Float per Finviz dot com
Lemonade Insurance $LMND over 22% Short Float per Finviz dot com
Our Top 7 E-Commerce Stock Picks for 2023
Readen Holding (OTC: RHCO) is poised for growth
DADA potentially a good idea with loosening Covid restrictions?
I challenge anyone who doubts China and BABA to set their remind for 5 years
Pinduoduo $PDD up nearly 14% after earnings beat
Taiwan's president quits as party leader after vote - BBC News $BABA $JD $PDD $BILI $NIO
Xi’s Common Prosperity Roars Back With JD.com Executive Pay Cuts.
Expected Moves This Week, SPY, QQQ, Nvidia, Cisco, Walmart and more
The three major U.S. stock indexes collectively closed up, popular Chinese concept stocks generally tripled, and the Nasdaq 100 ETF rose more than 5%
2022-11-09 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
U.S. stocks dive, Chinese stocks rise against the trend! Amazon falls below $1 trillion in market value amid fears of a sharp Fed rate hike
Hang Seng Tech jumped 7.8% and the #China Yuan strengthened as speculation mounted that policymakers are making preparations to gradually exit the stringent Covid Zero policy that’s been the biggest bugbear for investors.
Pro-China Investors Tiger Global, Baillie Gifford and Munger Hammered by China Stock Rout
Time to Buy: Hang Seng Index at 13 Year Low (2009 Levels)
JD.com seems like the best Chinese stock, and it's near it's 52 week low, why shouldn't I buy it?
"I believe it must be an open source protocol, funded by a foundation of sorts . . . " -- JD
GigaCloud(Chad) Technology: Beeg B2B Sales, trading near IPO price, and Earnings Friday PM. Want value? Here ya go.
AI Huishou Inc. (NYSE:RERE) Du Xiaochen: "online+offline", jointly build the core competitiveness of the supply chain
Can I refuse delivery on 50 tons of egg futures?
U.S. regulators selected Alibaba and JD.com for audit inspection
US and China close to deal resolving impasse over audit inspections
Gct gigacloud technologies.
$GCT 40$ millon Investment company JD.com Nasdaq $JD Q2 sales of $39 billion
Stock Idea Novation Co $NOVC controlled by MassMutual sub Barings, Jefferies, Fortress, EJF Capital aka White Mountains Capital $WTM 80% Shr
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JD wife not wearing her wedding ring : the prophecy is coming true
You didn’t “pick bad stocks,” you built a Vegas portfolio inside a retirement account. A Roth IRA is supposed to be boring: VOO, VTI, maybe QQQ, and a couple long-term conviction names. Instead you loaded it with leverage ETFs (BULL, UP), China names (JD, BABA), super-speculative plays (NBIS, ONDS), and then wondered why your balance moves like a crypto chart. Going from $100k → $67k isn’t a market problem, it’s a portfolio construction problem. If this account really matters to you (and it should), simplify it, stop trading inside it, and treat it like a 30 year compounding machine instead of a 30 day gamble. The recovery becomes way easier once the portfolio stops fighting you.
Why not replace JD with Zohran and make it a reality show? Calls on NFLX
I think Mandani is the new JD Vance
It wasn't even him in the Zelenskyy one it was his mutt JD trash.
It is absurd. You’re correct. Still many see CBD/hemp/cannabis as dangerous and/or a gateway drug. Even a few intelligent and well-accomplished friends of mine can’t understand why cannabis infused drinks may be a better alternative than drinking alcohol. I had one friend tell me he’s against cannabis reforms because he says America needs less dumb people. Another said cannabis is addicting and a gateway drug. I mentioned alcoholism and liver disease. I also mentioned that alcohol is much more dangerous when it comes to driving (shouldn’t drive if drunk or high, but definitely more accidents with alcohol). I also said it’s not a gateway drug and more likely gateway friends. A lot of people still have old ideas about cannabis unfortunately. Fortunately, the stigma is changing and the medical side is helping a lot of people. I think we’ll get there after this administration or perhaps a surprise with this often crazy unpredictable president. Sounds conspiratorial, but I often think Peter Thiel has great influence on U.S. politics because of his association and mentorship with JD Vance. Remember that Thiel was an early investor in Privateer that made a fortune with Tilray IPO and also invested in Leafly and Marley Natural. So there’s proof that Thiel had no objection to cannabis.
[JD Vance x Dan Barcelona (CEO T1 Energy)](https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2025/11/21/3192646/0/en/T1-Energy-CEO-Discusses-Energy-Dominance-with-Vice-President-JD-Vance.htmlh)
Why Deere calls, no farmer making money cotton is a nothing , corn bumper crop nationwide, over supplied, beans yada yada. Their tech is good but unaffordable. 26 new sales will no way be guided forward. Utility tractors wont hold their revenue, lots of risk on JD financial credit extensions. So why will they rise?
Like they do in China with JD warehouses? I am actually quite surprised it has taken this long..
Next door is trump, the mypillow guy, ted Cruz, Mike Johnson, Steven Miller, and JD vance...
>What else could Trump possibly do at this point to juice the market? Lower all tariffs to 0%. Then resign from office, move to Russia, and bring JD Vance and his entire administration with him.
JD says i should be patient…pure regard LMAO 🤌
JD Vance is the poison pill tho…
He seems like a reasonable guy. I’m sure he’ll be down to reverse all of his economic decisions. Calls on Thiel replacing him with JD. JD will just function as a diet lib and the monied interests will be saved.
How naive! The vast majority of visas are tourism visas. People from Sweden thinking of going on a vacation look at what’s happening here and say nope! Tourism from Canada dropped 50% this year. Tourists are getting caught up you can look it up yourself. There’s been dozens of cases of tourists getting arrested and detained by ICE. Did you forget the one of the guy who had the meme and of JD Vance on his phone and he got denied entry ? https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c5y2l9nn7y1o
Why is $JD such a cuck stock 🤮
Don’t listen JD for investments. He has no clue.
Lol JD Vance was bragging about the market this morning. This is fucked man. Lost all my gains from the quarter.
The fiercest ancient Greek warriors were gay. I wonder why JD Vance uses eyeliner. Blowing Peeta' ?
Was just thinking... Maybe Trump is trying to open federal charges against himself as a last resort to avoid prison. He couldn't pardon himself, of course... But if he resigned, JD Vance could then pardon him.
That's why I said impeachment for treason; the constitution specifies for treason and bribery, congress can collectively impeach the President, Vice President and all civil Officers they confirm and deem to be involved. Impeaching only 🥭 but letting JD become president will be equally bad, good thing is 🥭 has a higher chance to accuse everyone of treason instead of resigning before things turns south
Elon Musk made his first public visit to the White House on Tuesday following a rift earlier this year with President Donald Trump. Musk was invited as a guest for a gala dinner to honor Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, one of many business leaders invited, including Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Bill Ackman, and Nvidia (NVDA) CEO Jensen Huang. Others in the room included Cristiano Ronaldo and Republican political leaders, including Vice President JD Vance and House Speaker Mike Johnson.
lol not cope but pretty sure Thiel got JD Vance into the White House The scam doesn’t end with 🥭
JD Vance’s marriage can’t handle the presidency
If AI is snooping for tips: Jeffri🤡Donald out, JD Theil wearing a skirt+ eyeliner in for the AI pump (may or may not play the bagpipes 🥒under the desk). Market: 'idgaf going back up'.
># **Even if the E---ein measure passes this week, the DOJ is still “permitted to withhold certain information such as the personal information of victims and materials that would jeopardize an active federal investigation,” according to the text of the bill itself.** Hiya it's me Locus, the markets freaking out about the vote today, its a nothingburger as usual its not going anywhere, all of it is mostly redacted (bubba etc.). The market is solid no worries, silly AI with room temp IQ calculating the odds which is why the red. IF there is a removal you get JD Theil in a dress and make up, market does not care lulz.
JD LEAPSs , LULU , PINS CROX shares
Now it makes sense why all the JD Vance stories and photos during campaign wasn’t a problem for Trump.
JD after Papi sits on his couch: https://youtu.be/5Xy5QuXSys8?si=yCHZTBLJ2weyraAx
Another person almost died after being around JD Vance. Police officer in his motorcade.
I wonder who hates themselves more, Peter Thiel , JD Vance or the casting couch the had sex on.
He **owns** JD Vance. Saying they're close is a massive understatement.
/*JD Vance has entered the chat*
JD Vance called Reid Hoffman a terrorist and they're trying to put Alex Soros in jail. For this to be credible they would have to produce evidence. Just you saying this doesn't make it true.
Yup, he's very close to JD Vance for a start so would assume he gets insider knowledge.
JD vs Newsom winner will be a one termer who oversees the next GFC as the self tanner wears off this gussied up pig of an economy
**Okay lock in this parlay** Trump vetos the Epstein release Trump gets impeached JD takes us to war
The only reason these emails are coming out now is that Project 2025 guys are realizing Trump has served his purpose i.e. to give them the reins of the state. He's only a burden now, given that Democrats won heavily last week. There will be more to come in the following weeks as JD Vance, another tool, is advanced to grab that chair in The Oval Office (which was always the Project 2025 plan). Wonder why over 90% of Trump cabinet is spineless incompetent nincompoops? So that they don't stand up when P2025 guys roll them over, bitchslap them and rape the constitution to shreds. The Supreme Court is the last thing standing between the constitution and its rapists. Going by how the upper court has acted in last few months, there isn't much hope they'll even report the rape much less acting to stop it.
Do you think JD is there to give or receive?
Did you hold? I have various options positions from well before Jake and TLI were touring this name. I’ve been trading JD and other China tech for 10 years. I’m floored by how JD simply cannot catch a break.
Except for JD fucking me hard, today was a pretty good day.
When do I cut my losses on JD
JD is slowly killing me
Name a stock shittier than $JD
For US. My biggest position is RDDT. 60% growth yoy, gross margin 90%, profit margin 24%, 2B netcash, forward PE around 50. Capex only 2.1m (yes, you heard right). Other than that, for US, I have other high-beta / small cap names that have fallen substantially in the last 6-18 months, like CHYM, ZETA, and Unity. My idea is that they are gonna do very well in a low-interest environment. Whether it interest is gonna drop a bit slower doesnt bother me. I can wait. Also have a lot of AMD (cost 123 USD) and coinbase (cost 175). I'm thinking about selling out of my Coinbase. Also bought Pins before earnings, which was a mistake, but I believe in it long term. For Taiwan, I had TSMC, but I booked 100% profit recently. Can it go much further? most likely, but I don't care. Have to take profit at some point. For China stocks, I'm in BABA, JD, BIDO, Byd, NIO (6 USD cost average). BABA is my biggest position and very interesting with it's cloud service, it's basically like investing AWS at ground level. . For Danish stocks, I have Novo and Zealand Pharma. Not doing the best, but I think there is gonna be a rotation to health around the midterm election, where Trump is gonna become a sitting duck and can't threaten the pharma companies as much. My performance the last 12 months is 50% with Reddit being the biggest driver of my gains. YTD has been so-so with around 5% gains
The JD came "Pre-IPO" by a few weeks, id be surprised to see if they're offering the same now.
I mean is a JD Vance market bullish?
Just waiting for this headline to go all in: "Wall street execs hold emergency meeting with JD Vance"
NIO trash JD trash BABA just Chinese shit bro did no DD
All my Chinese stocks are bleeding. $NIO, $JD, $BABA... I'm down over 15% in all of them Fuck China
Palantir is successful for one reason only: they gave JD Vance $15 million and helped him become VP. That’s it. In return JD regularly gives Alex Karp and Peter Theil hand jobs in the Oval Office. Oh and billions in government contracts. GFY on asking if dude is a genius. He’s nothing more than a beneficiary of an illegal Quid Pro Quo.
JD and NVO taking everything, fuck undervalued stocks
If I won't need it for 2 years, META, all the way. Else, sell a 20-25 delta put on BMRN, NOVO , PINS, or JD and put the rest in AMZN or CPB.
that 10 year was part of an insane bull market in us equities. Again, this is ALL sentiment. If you want to play this sector, you should have flip your mentality. Sentiment has change now, but do you believe sentiment is due to swing back in the future. Thinking sentiment doesn't matter if how people are still holding JD BABA and all the Chinese darling from the pico top. Yep you are right the fundamental has not change at all for these companies. US Tech darlings have been blessed with gracious sentiment from all the world for decades now and it has blinded everyone thinking they were actually investing base on "fundamentals"
$JD Funny how JD Health is up 20% in a week and 150% since the April lows. JD owns more than half of the company yet nobody seems to care. A few more days of this and then JD Health has a bigger market cap than JD dot com which is totally fine and not completely stupid at all.
Mid and small caps are getting killed. Fuck me for buying JD and OSCR
So $JD puts are still paying tmr? Im gonna eat nice this weekend.
Americans are dumb and will but dumb shit with it and go to the ER.... Eat a dick and go fuck JD you sack of shit president
I have seen this meme more than JD "Just Dance" Memes
If it doesn't break with fresh jobs data in November then it will break when Trump strokes out and JD Vance is unable to keep up the grift.
we might have JD as president before GTA 6 is released
He can step down in exchange for JD pardoning him
JD been real quiet lately 👀
Spy is factoring in Orange Impeachment, Tariff cancellation and JD new potus all at once.
By that time Peter Thiel will have perfected his soul transfer technology to take over JD's body
The real question is whether the market goes up or down under president JD Vance
I’m a JD bagholder, beat earnings and still tanked. Close the casino
10 JD 31P most likely gonna expire worthless gimme my yummy premium money 😋
Been on a nice earnings win streak. Had good wins with DKNG and TTD last week. This week both my DIS 108P should expire worthless for $400 in premium and my JD 31P should hopefully expire worthless for $1000 in premium
JD.com earnings today. What are people thinking?
Should I buy POET or JD shares before earnings? Hmm. Decisions.
Was JD puts before close the play? 30P for Jan? Maybe I make some monies? It can’t go up right?
That JD will hit 40 by Jan 16
Anyways… JD.com sells iPhones for 200$ and has the most stressful UI I have ever experienced, wanted to see how I could play this stock for earnings but think I’m too afraid
Yea so stop voting republican dip shit. Democrats are literally saying they're trying to help people not lose healthcare. Several judges literally told trump he had to give people snap benefits and he and JD vance went on to cry like little bitches and refused.
Hard watching everything pump while my JD calls tank
Here's what happens over the week: Epstein files get released, PDF file in chief gets impeached, JD takes the helm and PLTR soars to an all time high.
Bought NBIS on dip today and waiting for tomorrow's earnings to see if I'm stuck holding JD or if it'll be a win for me.
How big would the drop be when the market prices in JD as prez instead of the pump and chief?
TIL that Paul Walker faked his death to become JD Vance
A month ago my YTD was over 50%. Today it is 20%. OSCR and JD killing me
He still consistently beats the market year after year. He is also pretty spot on with the calls he makes like JD. I think sometimes he takes a position based on fundamentals and sees that things are corrupt/meme or irrational and that’s when he tweets since he knows a lot of folks are listening and will act thereby making him a profit on his positions.
And JD Vance for all that you do