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Canada goose - the winters dark horse
Which stock would you out 10k into and look to sell out in 2 years?
JD.com Unit Dives 46% After Disclosing ‘Suspicious’ Revenue - discloses it may have overstated revenue and cost
How would you spend $1500 if you regularly forget stocks exist for months at a time? How do you decide which stocks are to be held and which losses cut?
Thoughts on these tickers for bagholding throughout 2024? 💰
Rocket Companies (RKT) Short Squeeze Opportunity is Flying Under the Radar
Alibaba Group: Navigating with “1+6+N” into Digital Era
Alibaba dips on MS downgrade as PDD grabs spot of most valuable Chinese e-commerce firm
As Ohio Legalizes Cannabis, Senator JD Vance Opposes SAFER Banking for Industry
Top Analyst's View: Is XRP Gearing Up for a 5,000% Rally?
3 SEP 2023: JD.com.. why the weakness?
The general large model brings a new paradigm for AI scenarios
$WIMI stimulates new drivers of commercial realization of AI high-value scenarios
$WIMI stimulates new drivers of commercial realization of AI high-value scenarios
China is going full force to challenge ChatGPT and Nvidia's leadership in AI
Loss porn & yolo on life saving / IRA / 401k
PlantX Adds DirectPay to its Canadian Website
TSLA ranks 2nd to last on JD Power quality survey
AI literally stands for Adobe Inc.
$DTSS Solid News out recently seems to have put a smile on shareholders faces..
Michael Burry Loaded Up on Bank Stocks in Tumultuous Quarter. Doubles Alibaba Stake in Big Bet on China Tech
Michael Burry Loaded Up on Bank Stocks in Tumultuous Quarter. Doubles Alibaba Stake in Big Bet on China Tech
Potential 'Yes' Votes on Senate Banking Committee
Alibaba ($BABA), JD.com earnings will likely give stocks little help.
Earnings Plays for the Week of 5-8-2023
Loss Porn For All the Regards (#WeWillMakeIt)
China's JD.com to spin off industrial, property units in Hong Kong float
Alibaba hands parched dealmakers a glass half-full
AIGC Become A Hot Topic，WiMi Hologram Cloud Actively Explores The Relevant Fields
The three major stock indexes closed down collectively, the Fed announced a 25 basis point rate hike
Alibaba, JD.com lead broad losses in Chinese Internet stocks
Wall Street Newsletter S02E08: No one saw it coming ( Season Finale )
JD.com shares slump in Hong Kong after weaker-than-expected revenue guidance
JD.com Q4 earnings preview: What to expect as COVID measures loom over results
Daily U.S. Stock Market News Flash (Thursday, March 9)
Chinese tech stock slide led by JD.com after subsidy report
I asked Bing AI to write a rap battle between Jim Cramer and Michael Burry
2023-02-09 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
Alibaba LEAPS (1,500%+ Potential Return)
New customers and collaborations -Precise Biometrics-
Lemonade Insurance $LMND over 22% Short Float per Finviz dot com
Lemonade Insurance $LMND over 22% Short Float per Finviz dot com
Our Top 7 E-Commerce Stock Picks for 2023
Readen Holding (OTC: RHCO) is poised for growth
DADA potentially a good idea with loosening Covid restrictions?
I challenge anyone who doubts China and BABA to set their remind for 5 years
Pinduoduo $PDD up nearly 14% after earnings beat
Taiwan's president quits as party leader after vote - BBC News $BABA $JD $PDD $BILI $NIO
Xi’s Common Prosperity Roars Back With JD.com Executive Pay Cuts.
Expected Moves This Week, SPY, QQQ, Nvidia, Cisco, Walmart and more
The three major U.S. stock indexes collectively closed up, popular Chinese concept stocks generally tripled, and the Nasdaq 100 ETF rose more than 5%
2022-11-09 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
U.S. stocks dive, Chinese stocks rise against the trend! Amazon falls below $1 trillion in market value amid fears of a sharp Fed rate hike
Hang Seng Tech jumped 7.8% and the #China Yuan strengthened as speculation mounted that policymakers are making preparations to gradually exit the stringent Covid Zero policy that’s been the biggest bugbear for investors.
Pro-China Investors Tiger Global, Baillie Gifford and Munger Hammered by China Stock Rout
Time to Buy: Hang Seng Index at 13 Year Low (2009 Levels)
JD.com seems like the best Chinese stock, and it's near it's 52 week low, why shouldn't I buy it?
"I believe it must be an open source protocol, funded by a foundation of sorts . . . " -- JD
GigaCloud(Chad) Technology: Beeg B2B Sales, trading near IPO price, and Earnings Friday PM. Want value? Here ya go.
AI Huishou Inc. (NYSE:RERE) Du Xiaochen: "online+offline", jointly build the core competitiveness of the supply chain
Can I refuse delivery on 50 tons of egg futures?
U.S. regulators selected Alibaba and JD.com for audit inspection
US and China close to deal resolving impasse over audit inspections
Gct gigacloud technologies.
$GCT 40$ millon Investment company JD.com Nasdaq $JD Q2 sales of $39 billion
Stock Idea Novation Co $NOVC controlled by MassMutual sub Barings, Jefferies, Fortress, EJF Capital aka White Mountains Capital $WTM 80% Shr
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Mmm Mango was looking a little brown and now JD is in front of the press while he's no where to be seen. Looks like lost the first Mango clone of the year. 😔
JD sucked Charlie Kirk’s limp dick I bet.
Ivy League? Masters? MD/JD? Start now and MAXOUT! If you’re lucky you’ll have 500k in her 529, she’ll get full academic/athletic scholarship. Then you buy a house after you take 35k for Roth. Take 10% tax hit w capital gains but who cares because you now buy her a house w cash!
Many people say that JD is an absolute disgrace.
Bitchass drama queen fuck JD Vance
not if they are around JD, then they get cold and shrink
36 minutes until I have to check in for tomorrow’s jury duty summons. We’re green if my number is selected and red if no JD
That's correct. JD Vance laughably gave more proof himself on how ICE and the Trump administration is incompetent. He gave evidence of how stupid they are. If They knew that the agent had a bad experience and maybe a bit "sensitive", then he should not be working on the field with access to a weapon. This is common sense. In the NFL, if a player was diagnosed with a concussion, then that player cannot play for awhile while the concussion symptoms exist. In the meantime, we all can see the video. It's an insult to everyone's intelligence to claim that the driver tried to ram the agent. It was clear that the driver turned the the wheel - by looking at the direction of the front left tire and the direction of the front of the car - away from the agent. Vance's blatant lies is extremely mfing effing insulting to everyone who can see the video. They think we're all stupid. That disgusted me. An analogy is like if it's raining outside, and you go outside, and it's raining on your face and Vance is standing beside you and blatantly says "no , it's bright and sunny and it's not raining.". That's what Vance's blatant lies looks like.
Well, generally, only 30% of the population supports a dictatorship, so yeah, JD, the other 70% of the population hates you, and your admin. Broad enough for you?
JD Dance Vance, we know what we saw yesterday, we saw the footage from all sides today, it was murder, whatever you say. End of the day you are just a pawn being used by your rich friends, grow a spine please.
JD Vance is an intelligent and well-educated. He knows better. He knows he lying. He is truly evil.
She was part of a book club probably, but JD can’t read so…
Attack on law enforcement… so she should be celebrated just like the Jan 6 terrorist! Okay JD, we will continue to say her name and honor her. Renee Good was her name!
JD has never left a couch un-fucked
Even if JD wasn’t entirely full of shit and took this statement at face value, why do we have traumatized agents in the field equipped with firearms and performing duties that put them in the same situation that traumatized them to begin with? JD, your statement does nothing but exposure your ineptitude even further. Thats not a good reason or explanation for murder, you troglodyte.
That’s the way anyone with eyes saw it, JD Also JD is just explaining why this ICE officer wasn’t mentally fit to be doing this job.
JD Vance is an attack on the senses
Hey JD, was she a card carrying Antifa agent? what was her organiztion cell?
And JD Vance is part a broader right wing conspiracy to protect pedophiles. Release ALL of the Donald J. Trump's / Harvey Epstein files.
Nah. One of two things: 1) His ticker-brain seizes up. 2) He gets clipped. Then JD Just Dumb Vance has to be told what to do and when to do it.
So if mangoman asks JD to suck his cock he will do it no questions asked. Got it!
Peter Thiel and JD Vance must really be pining for more Palantir contracts to fleece the American taxpayer with.
So what is he gonna do about JD and acre trader?
Imagine them doing a bet. The Don and JD have to come to Greenland and live off a diet of that sh\*t for a whole month. If they pass they get Greenland, if they fail, Stephen Miller gets disappeared in an El Salvadorian prison.
They’re actually pretty nervous right now due to JD Vance’s ties to Peter Thiel & Palantir. There’s a much larger game being played around military contractors’ relationship with our military. Peter Thiel is funding a lot of UFO investigations & media, and many of them take the stance that UFOs are a national security threat being mismanaged by “legacy contractors” using misappropriated funds. This may be true, but his angle is to give Palantir the chance to swoop in as the “good guy” and take over a bunch of contracts. Palantir is the “disrupter” in the industry, and the rest of our defense industry will have been keeping a close eye on the administration’s signaling. On the one hand, this signals to contractors that they’re about to make a lot of money. On the other, it signals that the administration might be looking to set new terms more broadly. Which could be catastrophic for them.
Why would MAGA need to yield power? Even if Trump is impeached, JD Vance immediately becomes the next president
Palantir and JD sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G
No one like JD Vance. He’ll never be prez
The guy who broke into JD Vance's house looks like he could totally be his kid.
!banbet USA ♾️ 4ever Kidding, kidding. JD dared me, you guys. He's wild.
The guy they found in his underwear who "broke into" Vance's house was wearing the exact same eyeliner brand as JD. Interesting.
Where is JD Vance? https://preview.redd.it/hjwov3bypfbg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c257b02db334afac9bce55fa5ec5fa5dfd73e93
What does JD Vance actually do as Vice President? Not next to Donald Trump during the operation to capture Nicolas Maduro https://preview.redd.it/a07cq43kpfbg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c682c5f8ca4994132940e58998590bec3563e6
https://preview.redd.it/jq9vwvicpfbg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19962905e3bc635c73a280529f27d5abeb356360 Where in the hell is JD Vance and what does he actually do lol?
Because JD will pardon him. It doesn’t have to make sense for it to happen. Haven’t you been paying attention??
Things like this (Venezuela War) don't tend to happen as a solo event. My prediction was a nuke going off before March 2026. We are very close. Let me just add that JD Vance is a bitch.
I’m front the future, JD Vance gets sworn in as 48 after the 25th.
Kill errybody in gov't and put in JD Vance and Erika kirk
Hot take: But if JD Vance has to step up and be President for whatever reason over the next 3 years I think the stock market will roar higher & AI stocks will go even higher
BABA and JD up. Very nice I like!
Palantir. Only reason they are where they are is because they gave JD Vance millions to become VP, in return Vance gets them government contracts. Quid Pro Quo is illegal for us, not for them. Sounds like the definition of unethical.
22.6% YTD Best return: Alibaba (75%); RTN (61%); Baidu (55%); Lily (40%) Worst return: Comcast (-17%); JD (-15%)
Somebody fucking thank JD Vance
Will JD Vance be brought back into the spotlight in 2026 ot still in timeout?
Factor in political instability events - such as Trump acting as Trump, Trump's death (and JD Vance taking over Republican party, and Republican's in congress growing a spine). That said agree on your #1 item being #1
That’s not what JD is going to tell you though
My prediction for 2026. Palantir becomes most valuable Company. How? JD Couchfucker takes over after inside job on 🥭. Midterms get suspended after blowout loss for Repubs turns out to be illegal voting by fake Americans. New VP Thiel declares war on stagnation, bans sell button on Palantir and directs Fed Boss and Palantir CEO Karp to send rates negative
The fact that JD Vance's girlfriends husband actually died of fentanyl overdose is bullish for healthcare companies
HS Tech will continue to draw down. There’s too much IPO activity going on in Hong Kong and the mainland to get investors excited about the old guard. Tencent, Alibaba, Meituan, JD etc are going to continue to bleed or stall out because attention is on chip/AI IPOs and other chip stocks trading mainland. Reminds me of late 2021 with all the SPACs going live in the US Add in the deflation and continued economic woes. Unless there’s stimulus of course (that appears extremely unlikely) BABA is going to consolidate for a while
He'll win because newsom is attractive and actually charismatic, and JD is a soulless ghoul with no rizz at all
All the looksmaxxers will vote Gavin Newsom because he is a Chad that mogs JD.
Yeah I can see JD going to 40 HKD by Jan 16.
I need JD to get to 40 by Jan 16. That’s not asking too much is it?
Compare QQQ with KWEB for last 10yr - assuming Baba, Tencent, Baidu, JD and the rest of Chinese Tech are fully engaged in AI development, so much to catch up to in valuations // assumption: no China invasion in Taiwan, no trade war total escalation between China vs US // long term: think of US led by any other than orange head
Been an awful good girl JD baby Hurry make me first lady tonight
Correction. We have rule of law for black, brown, and poor or unimportant whites For rich important whites, we have the DOJ running cover and one arrest for thousands of trafficked girls despite having the client list. Rich powerful whites are also buying all our communication platforms and monitoring speech even denying access to enter the country based on social media history. Soon my guess is people will lose privileges based on their criticism of Trump alone, including removal from the country BY THE GOVERNMENT. RICH POWERFUL WHITES run every department of government, own the courts, from local to supreme he has put hundreds upon hundreds of judges, an absolute beautiful full takeover of the country. As we speak we are literally seizing tankers and combing “drug boats”. Out in open sea. Vessels not chartered to make it to US shores, nor capable in many cases of making it here, and no one in this country can do anything about it. He has installed his own check and balance. That is the benefit of a gap term, instead of two consecutive. We have the full rise of the religious right, what could go wrong? Pharisees who bless all of this in the name of Jesus, citing strength to the country through uneven treatment of people and concentration of power under Trump, the HEAD of their church. We have the certainty that something is wrong, Elon openly bragging that HE ALONE installed Trump as president for all of us to read, with the expectation I guess that we swallow it and bow to his phenomenal power and wealth. This while the other rich South African whites guy, Peter Thiel, had of Palantir is the VPs billionaire sponsor, protecting and preparing JD Vance to do his bidding in 3 years. Palantir got all the AI contracts from the government, literally building all knowledge and teaching baseline for all AI in the future. They have seized total absolute control of the company within 9 months of this term. Now they tell us when they will comply with “weak” laws from the courts and when they won’t. In a few weeks, they will wrap up Epstein and every rich powerful person on this docs will be given free passes, government shelter from scorn, and free to modest and rape our young again, government pass. The bourgeois is almost fully installed, along with the completion of the new ball room. The great Gatsby party next year in maralago should be the talk of the town! Imagine how much more they will OWN by next Halloween. How much more they will CONTROL. Merry Christmas indeed.
JD has declared the UK and France to be the new enemies, a statement that would surely please his Papa Vlad and the Orange King.
$JD $ONDS $UP $AG, played some spy calls and a few other tickers like $UPS and $BABA but those were the big ones
JD gonna be the new TDS?
Nightmare blunt rotation: Alex Karp Tesla shareholders Ernie Garcia II WSB mods Palmer Luckey JD Vance
As a contrarian, I tend to buy what's down (temporarily). At the moment, I like oil/gas such as CIVI - generous dividend easily covered by earnings. Also very selective Chinese stocks, such as JD, which seems prepared to adapt to a changing trade landscape.
Fat JD is making a re-education camp for people like you friend
Hammering 10k on “NO” for JD Vance to become president 2028. Absolute free money
Can we trade JD for one of those Chinese engineers who masquerades as a politician.
JD Vance is a fucking retard though
JD Vance blames illegal immigrants for making housing unaffordable However, illegal immigrants make up a large share of the construction labor force. Contractors can't hire enough foreign born roofers & drywall finishers, which is delaying projects and keeping prices high Contractors can't "build, baby build" if their workers are being deported
Hope my investment into JD.com bears similar fruits
Load the boat with JD and PYPL while you’re at it
God, JD Vance has no spine or self respect. He's a worm and he doesn't have the genetic template for it.
Novo Nordisk, PayPal, Salesforce, JD
If JD runs for 28, the memes will be legendary
This will be downvoted but I'm picking JD. Considering its reach in China and potential global reach, it's way undervalued. Unlike BABA, JD treats its employees well and has a loyal client base. JD has a smart deployment of AI (for delivery) and recently bought out one of the largest electronics retailers in Europe. While Trump is dreaming of the US regaining manufacturing, the Chinese dream of gaining retail distribution of their products in other markets. JD pays a 3.5% dividend which is well covered (about 30% payout ratio), so at least you make money while you wait for it to pop. Founder/Chairman Richard Liu is US-educated and takes a somewhat more Western approach to shareholders. Having said that, JD is a Chinese stock. There's good reasons to doubt the willingness of Chinese companies (and the Chinese govt) to adequately reward shareholdings. So it's a gamble that the party will not intervene.
Gavin Newsom vs. JD Vance 2028? clean sweep for the Dems coming. Hopefully he lets us grift as well. We know he is rich af and a massive dick, pls pump
She just want to take JD's job
Dear JD Vance, In order of many thanks for continued green stocks, us bols would like to present you with many bearskin rugs.
I got banned for having a JD Vance pfp and commenting on a thread about >U.S. to impose 100% tariff on branded, patented drugs unless firms build plants locally >[](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/?f=flair_name%3A%22News%22) >U.S. to impose 100% tariff on branded, patented drugs unless firms build plants locally [https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/us-to-impose-100percent-tariff-on-branded-patented-drugs-unless-firms-build-plants-locally-trump-says.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/us-to-impose-100percent-tariff-on-branded-patented-drugs-unless-firms-build-plants-locally-trump-says.html) "Are you guys tired of all this winning ... I'm so fucking sick of the economy being single handedly ruined by this jackass" In this case it's political, but 100% impacting the stock market. It's ridiculous you can't call discuss Trump, the number 1 influencer of volatility right now.
JD Vance only believes in the real true conspiracies too
Calls on PLTR and XYY and everything anything Peter Thiel has touched, that includes JD.
Everybody focuses on the “lost jobs” part just not on the “this platform could potentially be used by the government to spy on and control people.” I like human cab drivers because they won’t sniff your cellphone for JD Vance memes so they can bring you in for re-education at the nearest detention facility. Laugh all you want now. But it’s not that far off.
Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...
Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...
Name them JD Bitch
Claims he likes people who act the way they speak, yet he spoke about how Trump was the next Hitler and he was a never Trumper. Hmmmm JD, it seems you’re full of shit.
What about the "conspiracy theory" that your boss is a child rapist, JD?
MP @ $92 HIMs ABAT UUUU JD BULL
You have to remember that PLTR's main client is the US government. And the company has connections with JD Vance. I bought high like a retard, but I'm not selling until the 2028 election.
9 PM means he's announcing ground invasion of Venezuela. Or that he's been dead for 6 months and JD Vance is ready to take over from RoboOrange.
🥭 gonna announce the launch of a new ice cream brand called Don & JD’s
JD Vance of Vance Refrigeration
Someone said they are soft launching Erika Kirk and JD Vance's marriage and I can't stop laughing...