JD

claw-1

Money has always been in politics. The two are joined through history not just in the USA. The point he made was that trump’s goals to bring about a decline is tinfoil hat. Thiel Elon Andreeson and their puppet JD Vance are planning to replace democracy with technocrats who will govern with AI.

Careless-Pragmatic

It’s hilarious that JD thought him gargling Trumps balls by dissing Carney was a flex, it just shows what a cuck he is…. It reflects on him, not Carney.

ArgyleNudge

I'm wondering if JD Vance shooting off his mouth didn't somewhat influence Carney to say, "No not interested, you guys are weasels."

Consistent_Panda5891

I mean JD said Natalie was the best paid individual in WH for her work with Mr. President. Even she stayed inside a food cart with him...

GurHot8359

JD contributing this time

calgary_db

JD Vance angry that Canadians call his couch a chesterfield.

Gajax

Shout out to the people that thanked JD Vance this morning, I forgot, my bad.

LaughCompetitive1504

LOL @ Rubio and JD competing as if the GOP has a snow balls chance in hell of winning the presidency next time.

klingma

>This is dumb literally one of the first taxes in the country was a whiskey tax and there's multiple other examples of taxes like this you're an extremely uninformed boomer.  Uh, that's not income bud. Nor is that applicable here lol  The Whiskey Tax was an EXCISE TAX which is a tax levied against a producer of finished goods. In other words the Whiskey Tax was assessed against distilleries, not against the owners of Whiskey. Federal Excise Taxes have never been in doubt per the Comstituonal, in fact they're considered indirect taxes so totally allowed.  You're extremely out of your depth both historically and your understanding of taxation, which I can tell is about 0, if you think the taxation on producing goods lends credence Constitutional credence to a wealth tax. This might be the absolute dumbest argument in favor of the Wealth Tax I've ever seen.  >Literally everyone but AOC beats JD according to multiple polls you're embarrassingly wrong.  You said "multiple polls" but posted literally ONE poll. Lol that's pretty embarrassing for you. No one in politics relies on a single poll.  You're out of your depth, kiddo. 

DizzyMajor5

"No, no it would not. Wealth is not income, therefore the tax must be an apportioned tax which based upon state population per the Constitution."  This is dumb literally one of the first taxes in the country was a whiskey tax and there's multiple other examples of taxes like this you're an extremely uninformed boomer.  "Again, what? JD Vance is the odds on favorite right now and it's not close. So, this is just based off your personal bias. " Literally everyone but AOC beats JD according to multiple polls you're embarrassingly wrong.  https://www.reddit.com/r/fivethirtyeight/comments/1vthzlj/emerson_a_2028_general_election_matchups/

klingma

>It absolutely would have been constitutional No, no it would not. Wealth is not income, therefore the tax must be an apportioned tax which based upon state population per the Constitution. It's not going to pass without an actual Amendment, which is why we literally have an amendment to authorize income tax action.  >she'll be president in 28 Lol, what? Come on now, I know you're a fan boy, but she's incredibly unpopular even now.  >(or more likely someone further to the left) so it doesn't matter she lost.  Again, what? JD Vance is the odds on favorite right now and it's not close. So, this is just based off your personal bias.  >No not really it's facing a vote in November that's likely to pass because of Seattle.  Do you research any of the stuff you say? Washington was literally sued on April 9th over the tax which is still active. Also, the vote is to literally repeal the tax before it ever goes into effect. Which is irrelevant because the courts have the final say on this matter due to the comstituonal issues.  >California's economy by itself is one of the largest in the world so if a bunch of people don't like making money that's on them doesn't change the tax on the ballot that's likely to pass.  Okay, so you don't research anything you say.  California has lost 25% of the expected revenue from the tax, that's not insignificant, that's a massive amount that must be made up somewhere else and likely will by taxes on everyone else.  >the political will is there no matter how much folks like yourself want to misinform people.  By what metric? Two unconstitutional taxes proposed and one tax in California that's triggered massive amounts of wealth flights to lower tax states?  Large amount of votes for the losing candidate in 2024?  You haven't proven anything yet, so it's not "misinformation" to point out the truck-size flaws and logic leaps in your arguments. 

Fortnait739595958

What would happen if taco gets a heart attack? Will the market panic for a few days or just pump JD as new king?

sonofalando

I still can’t get over the AI JD Vance conga line video where a black JD Vance appears and someone in the comments said “equal opportunity Vance” 😂

95Daphne

Yeah, as of right now, unless the Iran oil doomer takes fully verify, the time period I’d be looking at for recession and the kind of bear market some are searching for (if it can still happen at all) is the late 20’s/early 30’s and the main cause is what you’re describing. I honestly have my doubts that whoever is elected in 2028 gets a full 8 years nonstop considering Medicare and Social Security worries. And I also wouldn’t be as optimistic as reddit.com likes to be that the next president will be a Democrat, but it would be fully fitting if it is one and then the recession started, the census in 2030+more redistricting hits hard in 2030, and then you get a Tucker Carlson or just JD Vance in 2032 (ugh, I’m really probably gonna scale down a lot after this midterm).

Beginning-Fig-9089

JD cash advance me some funds to buy the dip

DizzyMajor5

Nothing good has ever come out of Ohio see: JD Vance. They don't call it the graveyard of circular financing for nothing. 

Opposite-Lobster2470

Surely JD Vance would be less volatile on our portfolios

WendigoPsycho

I really don't like how we're at the point wherein we can, with no sense of irony, describe the POTUS's family as 'the crime family' but you're the first to point out to me that is indeed the case. Thanks for that. I hate it. Seriously though, are any of them actually business aware to keep it going? Even in the event they try or delegate the task elsewhere, the foreign elites that bought in exclusively to manipulate Trump and have his ear on policy aren't going to have that with the other members of the Trump family when JD takes over. Like, if Netanyahu has, let's say 250k in DJT, nearly $200k. That allows him to commit acts of genocide beyond the ones tolerated by previous administrations while also requesting aid from the US military. Once Trump's dead though, that $200k is only depreciating in value and the original reason for investment is gone so why keep burning money?

WendigoPsycho

The guy's 82. Healthy 80 year olds drop dead from a wrong step in the shower, but this guy's been surviving off a diet of Big Macs and has one of the most stressful jobs in the world. He's on borrowed time. Aside from that, TruthSocial has no chance at completing with the big social media platforms, it's a platform that's exclusively for those so lost in the cult of personality, Fox is too liberal for them! Posting even the mildest of criticism will get it deleted or at the very least suppressed in the algorithm, so there goes any discoverability for people with actually interesting ideas that happen to share some overlap with Trump and his audience. Now take all this into account and ask yourself "Is this company worth Myspace's netcap in 2011?" No. There is no world wherein this totalitarian parody of a social media platform is worth the same as MySpace back when its only competitor was Facebook. Yet DJT's netcap estimates the company is valued at about the same. Therefore it's heavily overvalued and, in my opinion, a lot of the money dumped into it was done to gain political favor. When JD takes over the executive branch, Barron may take over the company, which he'll probably delegate to someone who actually knows what they're doing, but Barron doesn't have anything those dumping cash into it want. The company is doomed to fail.

Infinite-Anybody204

JD Pon Don saves North Korea from WOKE🥵

Combo-draw

JD is far from Trump. The MAGA cult is all about their chosen one that allows them to unleash their bigotry and incompetence. They get to say shit because that’s just how they feel, regardless of the actual reality. JD doesn’t command that same feeling in their guy like Shitler does. So to answer your question, no…they won’t follow his dumb arse anywhere. It’ll have to be someone else.

GlitteringProject828

JD, looks extremely undervalued but chasing food delivery is just not going to pan out anytime soon.

DJpissnshit

Puts on JD5 fucking printing today.

MooseBoys

\> (The lawsuit) targets “Truth API”, a paid data feed launched on 1 August by the Trump Media & Technology Group. The service gives paying subscribers faster access than the general public to posts from 10 of the platform’s highest-profile accounts, including Trump’s own account, as well as those of the vice-president, JD Vance; press secretary, Karoline Leavitt; and other senior officials. Subscribers pay $100,000 a month, or $60,000 a month for a three-year commitment. Wild

Taternaut12

JD anyone?

Flat-Mycologist11819

JD puts printing

TraditionalLaw7763

The rest of the world gets to read this as well. I bet they all hate us so much. Especially when JD Vance calls Zelenskyy and tells him to stop bombing Russia oil because the USA is there too.

V-NA

Man i hope JD pulls a CBRS lol

Sufficient_Bear_6567

Why is JD free though with puts?

AeneasKurtz

Puts on $JD. It's free money seeing what happened to $TME and how Chyna is behaving since then

Fun-Geologist2124

JD puts anyone ?

SignificanceLate7002

Aug 12 (Reuters) - Ukraine has paused drone strikes on oil tankers using Russia's Black Sea port of Novorossiysk ​after a request from U.S. Vice President JD Vance, ‌the Financial Times said on Wednesday, citing Ukrainian officials.

Flannel_Panels

Yeah, trump doesnt have the balls to nuke anyone and I'm almost certain they wont let the dementia vessel fuck up their power grab. Trump has never been in control. Theres a reason why he cares more about the ballroom than the war. Thats what hes actually in control of. Everything else is JD and Jared. If Trump nukes Iran, everything they have fought for in the last 5 years would be for nothing.

Better_Resort1171

Is Jensen the next JD Rockefeller?

happytrader62

ONON stocks + 5 options; SMCI stocks + 3 options; LITE 20 shares; JD stocks + 5 options

Major-Hooters

There was a time in my life when I didn't know who Erica Kirk, JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, Todd Blanche, Kristy Noem, Stephen Miller, Pam Bondi, and Karoline Leavitt were, and I really took that for granted.

crouching_dragon_420

JD sucks. Bring George Bush back.

diefy7321

Nobody tell the eyeranians that JD will be prez in 2029 lmfaooo

Alarming-Platypus531

No. Hate JD as much or more.

Blue_HyperGiant

JD from Yale

fjmj1980

He will tweet that he just signed a deal so good the Iranians had no choice then the next night he will tweet that the deal try at JD put together is so bad and he would never agree to it. Netanyahu will probably post that Trump deserves the Nobel peace prize but he will have to boo and weave to land on a good day

iamjt

As long as JD doesn't get left on read

confused_teabagger

1. An end to US threats and insults 2. A permanent end to US wars against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen, and Iraq 3. Lifting the naval blockade and withdrawing US forces 4. $300 billion in compensation for war damages 5. Lifting all sanctions 6. Unconditional release of all frozen assets 7. Iran's right to charge up to 7% on cargo 8. A ban on US and Israeli vessels 9. A 20% violation toll on ships if conditions are breached lol, wonder which one of these made T-Diddy throw something at JD hardest? It is definitely trying to make a point but other then maybe having and effect on the midterms, not sure what

BriackYOLO

Is that you Mr JD Vance?

guccioli

Who bottoms, thiel or JD?

ForsakenRelief2662

Im in agreement with you. I was referring to the person you responded to initially. 20 years ago when i started in big 4 as an intern, i knew how replaceable i was. Hence the JD and MBA and the 10 additional years it took to purchase a home. I still have it way better than anyone in their 30s.

Etheikin

BREAKING: A source close to Iranian officials says Tehran has documented a pattern of oil market manipulation tied to Axios reports and Trump administration insiders, including evidence of a $9 billion insider trading operation linked to Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff. Some of the documented timeline from the $9 billion insider profit: Between April and May 2026, a series of suspiciously timed trades in oil futures markets preceded major Iran war announcements each tied to reporting by Axios. On March 23, approximately $500-580 million in shorts were placed 15 minutes before Trump announced he was postponing strikes on Iran. Oil dropped. On April 7, roughly $950-960 million in shorts were placed hours before Trump announced a two week ceasefire with Iran. Oil fell around 15 percent. On April 17, around $760 million in shorts were placed 20 minutes before Iran's foreign minister announced the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. Oil dropped. On April 21, approximately $430 million in shorts were placed 15 minutes before Trump extended the ceasefire. Oil dropped again. On May 6, nearly $920 million to $1.7 billion n crude oil shorts were placed approximately 70 minutes before an Axios scoop claimed the U.S. and Iran were near a "14 point agreement." Oil dropped 12 percent. Traders made an estimated $125 million. Iran called the report "the Americans' wish list." Previously, a senior Iranian official told investigative outlet Drop Site News that Tehran privately warned JD Vance during Switzerland talks that Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff were "abusing" negotiations "more interested in exploiting insider knowledge to profit in financial markets than reaching a deal."

Molten-Helldiver

Could be 10.5 if JD runs with mango as vice president 😂

Ok_Primary_1075

JD and little marco showing off their new costumes to impress dear leader

Fuck-Star

Forgot to sign it -JD Vance

Beginning-Fig-9089

okay im sorry i take back everything i said about JD Vance

BearlyBearishBear

You think 🥭 changes his own diapers or makes JD change them?

caliwillbemine

Not worth. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof and JD Single Barrel Barrel Proof crap all over basil hayden at that price point, as do many others.

HoustonHous

Is JD leaking these so we think he is a good guy?

Valkorion335786

Does JD Vance still exist? Where is he

Highschooleducation

JD is that you?

Vorapp

meta is the dumbest among big tech companies, what did you expect? a freaking out-of-zach-ass-miracle? Say thank you twice (C) JD Vance) zach did not announce they pivot into Space-Fist meta-subverse AI-maybe company in his new 'brilliant strategy vision' Meta has NADA idea what to do beyond Facebook, which transitioned into boomers marketplace.

eltoniq

JD is too much of a joke at this point to be taken seriously. It’s funny how everyone thought he was going to be a threat.

RunJumpJump

JD enjoying himself a little too much with the furniture again.

nanotree

JD Vance (Vice President) and Mike Johnson (Speaker of USHoR). Not just any chuckling idiots. Chuckling idiots who brown-nosed their way into power and are next-in-line for presidency (in that order) if our dear leader were to become incapable of fulfilling his duty in office.

juguemos

I like how Mike and JD are just laughing at him.

wanmoar

Companies do stupid shit all the time. It’s usually the hail mary pass for a manager on the ropes. It’s doesn’t deliver the results required. Manager is moved or leaves. New manager comes in. New manager asks for more headcount because clearly that’s what went wrong. Company ends up refilling (but not) all the previously expunged roles. Happened with my role at my last company. Got the axe because “position being eliminated”. Sucked but found another job and they gave me a good package to leave. Got a text from my old supervisor a year later (super nice lady). The old chief was gone. The new chief was in. After spending 2x my wages on contract people, the company had asked her to write a JD for old role again. Asked if I was interested. Said I was, albeit at the amount they’d been spending on the contractors…for the pain and suffering they caused me (kinda none).

FuckleUp

I wonder if Qatar will give JD a custom Persian leather couch 🛋️ when he becomes prez

Wows_Nightly_News

> Stock futures rise on ai generated version of Rick and Morty opening with Donald Trump and JD Vance replacing the signature duo Finance headlines if they were honest.

CoatForeign2948

JD around 28, AVGO around 365, RDDT around 145, Robinhood around 75 are all good to wing trade. I normally sell an OTM call once I buy them. For example I have been buying AVGO around 370 and selling around 385. Around 300 or 400 shares. Stick with profitable companies and good value stocks

Aggressive-Pen9772

Listen to me u tard. Genuinely. AI and everything associated is about to go 20000 leagues under the sea. I've had 8 drinks, and have done what comes after, so I'm in no bastard mood to write this. If you want more get back. Invest in these beaten down battered neglected companies, as the reason for their neglect is about to absent itself. BABA JD MPNGY PYPL VEEV SPSY LIVE. Don't die

CoatForeign2948

I just pulled out $35k and I am not trading anything risky. My biggest holding is JD with 8000 stocks. I plan on withdrawing more money once I sell it

CoatForeign2948

You can sell JD around $28, RDDT around $140, HOOD around $75. Sell puts on good companies you want to own. I mostly sell either weekly or biweekly puts and calls. If premiums are really low I will sell monthly calls. I rarely sell monthly puts.

Redsit111

Really looking forward to how they pull this off. I assume they will claim Trump (who I imagine will die this term) is hiding in his bunker for "Security Reasons" and use an AI voice for "Trump". However it would be a lot funnier if they just hollowed Trump out, shellac'd him, and had JD Vance climb inside. Granted given the job done on the reflecting pool Trump would likely look...only marginally worse for wear.

ElkQuiet1541

How are JD Vance negotiations going ? New "peace deal" until Monday opening

Salt_Contract342

JD would be the unknown crazy vs the known crazy. Markets to 0 first week

Valkorion335786

JD Vance needs new eyeliner

Salt_Contract342

JD would be the unknown crazy vs the known crazy. Full collapse

romijoe

Last JD power study 3 weeks ago they rated last place among ALL car brands in the world lol. 175.of them

slimeystevebob

- JD Vance

iamjt

JD you are supposed to like take the plan to Switzerland now

d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

JD's new kid looks a lot like Elon. SPCX!

iamjt

Maybe the Iranians just wanted to meet JD to throw him a party for the baby but his boss said no

green4543

JD Vance had a baby 

Beerplz94

JD Vance had a baby a few hours ago , its a sign for a green day

ITeachYourKidz

JD Vance is the proud father of, an ottoman

yeedub

replace him with JD now and they might be able to salvage this before the midterms

Samjabr

Bro, I took my daughter to a Pokemon convention and I couldn't fking believe what I was looking at. Literally saw one dude with cards worth more than my entire life - and I'm a corporate tax attorney with a JD/MBA/LLM from NYU. https://preview.redd.it/8a665wrhf3eh1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afbf6e691ed1c3d12271b5ccbec64bf3dfdbda8

Aggressive-Pen9772

USA AI related stocks are on the way down. I don't believe this is the bottom, closer to the top. There MAY be a period of recovery, but eventually I think you will get hit, and hit hard, with these stocks, and it will be a long time till you regain parity to where you are NOW. Dump the shit. Here is my advice, and trust me, an incredible amount of effort has gone into picking them BABA, MPNGY, JD.com, Tencent (Chinese stocks) PayPal, Draftkings, VEEV, SPSY, DBO Put your money in these stocks and see where you are at Christmas. I know nine things

burner4lyf25

Yestersday I was working at height with a lot of weight after doing 70cl gin in til 4am, no sleep, then at 0745 bought 35cl of gin, 4 JD and coke premixed cans and had done that in by 1400ish plus a load of flake the whole way through. I know im seriously fucked but just can't control myself when I get going. it makes you hate yourself and I've been in and out of programmes etc and beaten it before, but yday made me realise im bsck to square 1. Addiction is a fucking disease man.

Aggressive-Pen9772

I don't like this. Sell it and buy these. You will start to make money. PayPal, VEEV, BABA, MPNGY, JD, Tencent

Aggressive-Pen9772

AI crashing the market. BABA, MPNGY, JD, Tencent, this is where you want to be john.

Rock_or_Rol

Sofa-cation no bedding This is JD’s last resort

Aggressive-Pen9772

Told you guys two months ago. BABA, MPNGY, Tencent, JD, PayPal, SPSY, DBO. Begged you kids to listen. Now, your swimming in the shit.

vand3lay1ndustries

And JD brags that if Watergate happened today, it wouldn’t even make the headlines. 

Seastorm14

IBM going "software as a service is dying and everyone is shifting to investing in hardware producers" Meanwhile AAPL not spending shit in R&D and just looking to buy whoever sells the most basic good enough shit for cheap so that siri can help brokies locate the nearest Wendy's dumpster even faster than before thanks to someone else's $200 billion AI infrastructure.   Apple is just laughing as they take in all the refugees that are worried the AI bubble is finally popping and the average tard wants to get on the life raft of a company that isnt going to get as anally fucked as everyone else who took out debt greater than mosts nation's GDP so they could make an image generator of JD Vance gargling mayonnaise  This is the best timeline

Salt_Contract342

You aren't wrong, I just meant JD would trigger a massive downturn even without doing anything. The crazy you know vs the crazy you don't fear kinda deal.

hallett21

JD Vance on Rogan. Here. We. Go.

Aromatic-Ad-6244

> US Vice President JD Vance has accused Israel of funding campaigns aimed at ruining US negotiations with Iran to end the war. Damn son, will bibi take jd vance out?

CD274

Vance can you tell this to 🥭 "JD VANCE: ISRAEL IS LOSING THE PUBLIC OPINION BATTLE IN THE UNITED STATES; NOTES 🥭 HAS STATED THIS PUBLICLY AS A SIMPLE AND OBVIOUS FACT JD VANCE ON IRAN: QUESTIONS HOW IT SERVES U.S. INTERESTS TO HAVE 94 MILLION DESPERATE PEOPLE FLOODING INTO EUROPE AND AMERICA AND TERRORIST INFRASTRUCTURE SPREADING GLOBALLY; WARNS THE WORLD HAS RUN THIS EXPERIMENT BEFORE" Ok sounds good: "U.S. JD VANCE: AI WILL UNLEASH ENORMOUS WEALTH CREATION BUT IF BENEFITS ARE CONCENTRATED AMONG A SELECT FEW THE INEVITABLE OUTCOME IS COMMUNISM; WARNS THE WORLD HAS RUN THIS EXPERIMENT BEFORE AND KNOWS HOW IT ENDS" Wait what: "U.S. JD VANCE: IF A HUMAN ENCOUNTERS A MALICIOUS GHOST, THEY MIGHT PERCEIVE IT AS A DEMON - JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE"

grandfatherdog

In the least surprising news, Iran has identified that Kushner and Witkoff have made about $9 billion through manipulating negotiations and they complained to JD that half that money should be theirs.

SpaceXBear

JD Vance on Joe Rogan said Michelle Obama a man not surprising

SpaceXBear

Joe Rogan just posted new podcast with JD Vance

ThrowawaySunnyLane

It’s getting to the point where, unless it’s JD Vance, I feel for anyone who ends up inheriting this office.

CaptainPolarBear

Anyone think that it looks like JD Vance is wearing that Russian captain America armor? I think it’s red guardian?