JD

Nerditshka

Was JD Vance there too?

AntiOriginalUsername

Time to put JD Vance on the view and say 🥭 was just joking.

BarbellPadawan

JD Couch isn’t at this meeting to rough up and haze a friendly?

chuastan

Very well said JD Vance. Watch diary of cfo. That mofo. Lol

oldprecision

Where’s JD? There’s a bus here for him.

Total_Schedule591

Hooray for Donald J Trump and JD Vance! 🦸‍♂️

mtnrnnr802

Rumor has it JD Vance will be playing in goal for the US tonight

Sharp_Mistake_3119

STEP 1: Find direction of white house STEP 2: Face direction and get on all fours STEP 3: Repeatedly say "Thank you JD" while touching forehead to ground

Abject_Wish_3787

BE gwedy when other are phewrful - JD vance

Dull_Broccoli1637

JD Vangeh said on Michael Knowles: "using this MOU to get oil down, retool, and get economy squared away... Then possibly (probably go back). I mean bro lmao

TheOriginalBushToad

Jared and JD had the best conversations with Tehranian cab drivers....

Benromaniac

lol JD is a moron and will be an absolute nobody when Trump is gone

Isometric_exercises

On pokymarket JD pulled ahead to 20% over Gavin now at 12%. They were both at 18% 2 months ago. 

EquivalentMobile7883

If you think BABA and JD are not turning ship and that they themselves have not made massive plays to survive in this “AI driven” world + the Chinese can make some people in Washington happy quickly, hell they even had one of their spies as a Mayor

EquivalentMobile7883

Funny thing is, with possible relief on Chinese restrictions, BABA and JD are primed to boom, especially with the investments that they been doing while the world it’s not watching

Ornery_Ad98765

JD is a moron but he’s a lot less likely to crash the market with a tantrum

slowpoke2018

Not so sure, he seems to be sundowning more and more. Though JD Couch is likely no better

Samusen

I will threaten them 30 minutes before JD lands - DJT! THAT IS ALL

Aggressive-Pen9772

Now is not a good time to buy sp500. It is likely to descend considerably over the next year or two. So there is really no point. Wait till it goes down a lot from where it is now. Then load up monthly in it. Here are some good stocks that are beat down, and should increase with time ADBE CRM JD BABA

InfiniteNerve1384

JD Edwards is Oracle right? Sigh…

OurCrewIsReplaceable

Lindsey Graham, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio?

acemedic

They’re not bold, they’re out of touch. JD this week says the Nixon scandal woulda been 12 hours of news. Think about that bro… If that’s the bar for “not presidential worthy anymore,” how long has Trump and Epstein been going on? Months??? Almost two years now???? Dude… read the room. That’s where I think politicians are now. So disconnected and so used to spinning the same thing as a win if their side did it and demonic if it’s the other side. Now they turn the lense internal and start spewing justifications as to why they’re right to do dumb shit.

StrawberryOk8459

Donald?? JD?

KingDeeze

No just find stocks with lower share price.. for example I just got some JD $26 calls for $128 a contract expires August 21st

DandadanAsia

[Michael Burry Buys Long-Dated Microsoft Calls, Adds To JD And Adobe — Trims Palantir Short](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/options/articles/michael-burry-buys-long-dated-000610362.html) why? Xbox is about to die.

sloanemonroe

Gotta love this shit. From aljazeera: “JD Vance said that to somehow tackle the tensions in the Strait of Hormuz, a line of communication has been established between the United States and Iran. But the IRGC today has said that there is no such communication line; it is not established, and will not be.”

Plappedudel

Last I checked he let JD do all the negotiating so he will have a perfect fall guy for when shit hits the fan

-GuyDeLombard-

Promise of handjobs for Iranian negotiators from Marco, then they get to finish by watching JD fuck a leather couch. Bingo bongo, new ceasefire til next week

ayoungsapling

JD: “We do multiple Watergates each week”

deltasleepy

That JD Vance??? 😂

WordsHappenedHere

Whenever the market sells off, you get a narrative that tries to fit the price action. “Market sells off on a breakdown in Iran talks”. “Market ends higher on softer inflation” It’s all bullshit. The market runs on fear, greed and liquidity. Right now, liquidity is low as hundreds of billions in global equities are being rebalanced. It’s a sell this to buy that market. Which keeps indexes flat. Everything else is bullshit. The market couldn’t care less about Iran so long as oil flows. There is no negative news right now that would send markets lower. It’s just end of quarter/month rebalancing and a lack of liquidity. So please stop fucking selling your shares because JD Vance cuts a fart in the Middle East. Just follow the money.

bad_detectiv3

I like it how when Trump can't handle the heat, he lets his side kick take over :D JD or Pete

mikedeatworld

Is that JD?

Low-Double923

Is that JD Vance

ctb030289

Why is JD “just dance” Vance walking in? lol

atape_1

Pretty sure JD Vance said that they have nothing against Iran's missile program, since it is their right to defend themselves. So this isn't really news.

film_composer

I like imagining that, just like it is for the rest of us, the group chats within the inner circles of the Trump administration also are full of fat AI JD Vance GIFs being sent back and forth.

GamblingMikkee

In what world. My Chinese stocks all down 70% BABA JD BIDU TENCENT BYDDY

SuperPsySage

JD Vance and Erica Kirk

Luzpher

JD and Usha Vance

PotentialEasy2086

With the way acquisitions are going lately, Disney will acquire Apple and JD Vance will be appointed CEO by the DOJ

ebfeebfe

\> JD Vance put in charge of the Reflecting Pool \> Loses against Algae-Qaeda

ebfeebfe

\> JD Vance to South Korea for negotiations on military stock-selling \> KOSPI opens down -9.99%, halted

Neat_Statistician741

Mango today: buy IBM and MRVL Source: JD

swflcape

Will it moon when it happens? I mean can the market trust JD to not be a fucking idiot?

Kinnins0n

JD is a straitshooter, he’ll sort this out.

myfirsttrollaccount

Kinda looks like JD Vance before he transitioned to an Ewok

DiarrheaFartLover

At this point I'm in favor of ultra buff dudes with their nuts hanging out of their shorts getting first place in every women's sport competition just to make JD Vance angry

Slow-Information-847

I have a bad feeling if JD ever mets Iran again, we will have to give away California to Ayatollah

Rainbow_BeanPie

JD Vance has muffin top spilling over his beard.

fan_of_hakiksexydays

Iran is already denying JD's claim that they have come to a constructive agreement on the nuclear program.

hallett21

JD Vance will visit liberals in their dreams. Dressed as a bible salesman.

ebfeebfe

\> Be me \> Be JD Vance \> Get sent to negotiate peace deal with Iran \> Iran ends up deploying it's Navy to the Reflecting Pool in Washington D.C., achieves sovereign rights over it

Dry-Interaction-1246

That JD is not a fair representation. Where is the afro hair?

_hiddenscout

I'm not a fan of Trump, but one thing about him, is he's pretty transparent and I don't think he really plays like 4D chess. I really think he doesn't know what he's doing here and has little to no good solutions now. More than anything else, he's going to keep pushing JD Vance out there and keep throwing him under the bus for the what is going on.

Valkorion335786

***"JD Vance says Iran has agreed to let UN nuclear inspectors back into the country"*** This is the literal plot of MGSV: Ground Zeroes and it ends with MSF's base blown to bits and sent to the bottom of the ocean

wildcat1055

"JD Vance says Iran has agreed to let UN nuclear inspectors back into the country" So we had inspectors in Iran before? Tell me more

Trahst_no1

But JD just said we’re all good.

confused_teabagger

>JD Vance says ‘great progress’ achieved towards final deal Very cool! Green skies ahead!

NervousChemistry7401

Blame it on JD

music_is_gud

Damn I was watching that 🥭 talk. He was like "ill blame JD if the deal goes wrong". Like straight away lol

donefukupped

all i want to know is did 🥭 negotiate this himself, neither JD or Marco wanted this.

TylerDurden6969

JD Vance’s fault if it doesn’t work.

GeoLogic23

Peter Thiel was recently known for his influence on Ohio politics, having launched JD Vance's career there. Ohio has also been one of the most important cannabis states in terms of Congressional influence. Sherrod Brown, Dave Joyce, John Boehner, and Miracle Gro are all key cannabis influences coming from Ohio. Years ago other Ohio reps along with Joyce accidentally revealed they were pushing for cannabis reforms specifically to help Miracle Gro. Tilray and Miracle Gro were the two biggest companies that created the cannabis lobbying group New Federalism Fund immediately after Trump won the first time. This group eventually merges with John Boehner's National Cannabis Roundtable. Tilray was actually involved in the formation of The National Cannabis Roundtable, with the novice lobbyist chosen to be the NCR executive director connecting to Tilray and Miracle Gro's lobbyist at New Federalism Fund. Tilray was actively discussing the National Cannabis Roundtable in early 2018, when Peter Thiel was by far Tilray's largest investor. The main guy trying to form the National Cannabis Roundtable in early 2018 named just a few people that he met with to initiate their lobbying efforts. Only two Senators were named, who met with the Roundtable team in Ohio: * Sherrod Brown * Corey Booker Corey Booker has always been a very loud advocate for cannabis, but has been criticized by many as appearing to be more performative than getting results. Corey Booker was also just revealed as a member of Dialog, the exclusive [networking club created by Peter Thiel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialog_(organization))

CaptCookbook

If it works out, I'll take the credit. If it doesn't, I'm blaming JD Vance. - 🥭

Striking-Worker8066

What did JD do???

orcassharks

JD Vance will always be a loser from Appalachia

OrangMiskin

JD is fired from his job lmao back to being a couch potato

Fun-Solution5703

JD is fucked

Chiinoe

JD you crazy bastard!

SnowballWasRight

JD? Don’t you mean Colin Jost?

Valkorion335786

Where is JD? Is Rubio the new VP lol

confused_teabagger

The talking points from JD and Hegseth are that we gave Iran a good bombing and that was what broke their will and brought them to the table for the ULTIMATE DEAL IN ALL OF HISTORY, so that is why T-Diddy keeps talking about bombing is on the table. He doesn't want to look like a bitch that just TACO'd and left and this is his out.

Total_Schedule591

JD take your shirt off I wanna show you something 💩 

NoProfessional4650

At this point just hoping JD takes over soon🤦🏽

elpresidentedeljunta

JD got a pinky swear. What is more reliable than that?

apflaw

https://www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars/chinese-electric-vehicle-mechanics-cars-repairs There are a lot of reliability issues with their evs now imagine waiting months because no one knows how to work on them and parts take forever. https://www.drive.com.au/caradvice/are-chinese-electric-cars-reliable/ JD Power's China NEV study shows problems per 100 vehicles rising sharply to 210, especially in driver assistance faults, and interior issues tied to rapid model rollout. https://www.autonews.com/ev/ane-china-evs-value-loss-german-rivals-0521/ In Germany, Chinese EVs lose value twice as fast as competitors, resale drops around 47% due to limited service networks and buyer doubts about lasting support. Many ev companies are rushing the next big thing (Huawei) which cuts the value of their "flagships" https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/chinas-byd-recalls-88981-plug-in-hybrids-over-power-battery-issues-2025-11-28/ BYD recalled nearly 89,000 plug-in hybrids over power battery consistency problems that can limit output and create safety hazards

elpresidentedeljunta

Not untrue. I don´t even blame him for this mess this time. I believe he relies on Vances assurances and ... well ... JD was never the most trustworthy person. I wouldn´t be surprised if his only goal from the outset was to find a way to manipulate the Don to withdraw forces from the region.

elpresidentedeljunta

They claim there are backchannel commitments. I mean, even Stalin and the little asshole put their secret understandings in writing. And they got nothing of that apparently. Also in this text they don´t even pinky swear no bombs. Just not building them. Don´t get me wrong: Details in a final deal may vary. But if the iranian negitators couldn´t get through a somewhat reasonable text of the MoU, then they either can´t negotiate anything meaningful or they played JD like a fiddle.

Total_Schedule591

Can't believe JD went in there and totally screwed up 🥭s perfect deal

Gristle__McThornbody

Props to JD Vance for going on a lib show like the View. Those women are crazy. But it sucks the Democrats are too scared to go on shows with Republican hosts. Like Biden or Harris I really wanted to see their human side on Joe Rogan but these people were too chicken to do it. Rogan is so mellow with the questions he doesn't even argue with you.

Total_Schedule591

Trump: JD is my bitch

Wows_Nightly_News

🥭: look how big my hands are now! You see that JD, each is like a Venice sausage! Lets see the dumocrats. Make fun of these *Vance knew there was no such thing as Venice sausage, but he just silently nodded as he sharpened his scythe.*

funkyk0val

if it was a great deal, mango would be front and center but instead it's JD Couch doing pressers - not looking good.

OK_Computer10101

JD “I steal my wife’s eyeliner” Vance… JD “Peter Thiel’s butt plug” Vance… JD “I cross dress and fuck couches” Vance, JD “Curry Dick” Vance, JD “I’m smug, but my makeup is on fleek” Vance… USA, USA, USA!

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

🥭 and fat JD are saying opposing things about the deal btw

elpresidentedeljunta

Apparently the MoU they signed is about as binding as if JD had signed the US side with an autopen. Ghalibaf has zero authority to make international trades. Even now they fool around. This is just breathtaking.

UnknownM007

JD saying terms of agreement will be released before Friday, so 🌮 Tuesday is back on the board

Icy_Jelly_315

JD Vance has admitted that several issues remain with the Iran peace deal ahead of G7 discussions on the Middle East. A memorandum of understanding (MoU) was signed between the US and Iran on Sunday in a deal that paves the way to end the war. The US vp said the agreement was “very general” and “about a page and a half”, but added that 🌮 could release the deal before Friday. He told CNN: “On a number of issues, we are going to have to figure this stuff out during the technical negotiation phase, but what the MoU does is set up a framework whereby the Iranians get the benefits of the bargain by meeting their obligations under the bargain.” UK telegraph LMFAO it's an agreement that any agreement they reach will definitely be an agreement I have never felt more comfortable holding bags than I feel with my oil producer longs

ithastogoupfromhere

BABA and JD were my worst trades this year

HowToBeAwkward_7

“That’s the sort of thing they could have access to funded by gulf coast coalition”. Where in the world are people getting JD vance said US is giving Iran $300b

Robj2

JD Vance: "In my childhood in the Appalachians, we were very happy free and rich until the Iranians invaded Amurrica and stole all our money. Now, DJRump has made it unpossible for Iran to ever invade my beloved Appalachian moonshiners again. And for that, we and Fox News and Cruz and Lindsay must all fall down on our knees and pray to the Golden Image of Rump on the Mall, which sadly does not reflect Rump because of...........Biden.

Top_Goat_3146

Checkmate 😈 -JD Vance probably

SonOfLuigi

Well, JD Vance said Iran will have access to a $300,000,000,000 fund provided by the US and allies, so I think that’s a massive L right out of the gate. 

SealEmployee

You source is quoting JD "please no fact checking" Vance so you should automatically know it's lies.

TickTockTaudit

JD Vance has visited Rooms to Go and met the salesman of the month.

AllianceOrTheHorde

So I keep inviting this neighborhood guy, his name is JD, I think, to play a card game. However, no matter how many times I tell him we are playing UNO, he just loves collecting those damn cards. "I have all the cards," he says, staring intently at his massive stack of Draw Fours and Skips like a dragon guarding a hoard. "It's impossible to lose with them," he insinuates, adjusting his posture on my sectional. Oh god, don’t even get me started on the couch. Every single time he sits down, he becomes entirely obsessed with the furniture. He practically nests in the upholstery. He’ll start intensely stroking the micro-suede, locking eyes with me while his fingers trace the piping of the cushions. "You see," he’ll whisper, his heavy eyeliner catching the dim living room light, "a *real American* understands the value of a solid foundation. A *real American* respects the form, friction, and structural integrity of a traditional family couch." I just want to play a quick round of UNO, but suddenly I'm getting a lecture on how the foam density provides an "unrivaled, protective embrace," and how childless cat ladies are trying to destroy the sanctity of the living room set. I swear I caught him trying to shove a plastic glove between the cushions while pretending to search for a dropped Wild Card. He refuses to play a single card. He just hoards them, claiming that hoarding assets is the only way to protect traditional values. When I tell him he has 47 cards in his hand and needs to actually *play* to win, he looks at me with this eerie, smug confidence and says, "The rust belt will liquidate before I do." Why do I even bother inviting him? I'm just trying to match colors and numbers, and he's turning my family room into a high-stakes, furniture-based Appalachian elegy.

Scalpaholic

Lemme guess, someone looked at the Strait with their own 2 👀 and saw it was still closed? Did the fat version of JD try to block their view too?

Boys4Ever

Hopefully someone told JD and doesn't ruin his couch time

thenletskeepdancing

It's JD's fault. Find a scapegoat.