JD

JohanLiebert92

JD Vance: "The president doesn't sit at the Oval Office on his computer, on his like Robinhood account, buying and selling stocks. That's absurd...He's not making these stock trades himself." OH REALLY JD?

-_-0_0-_0

JD Vance without the beard

BruceInc

Says who? If something like that actually happened it would be an extremely destabilizing geopolitical event no matter what. And you think that JD would somehow be better? The only way to unfuck what’s been done is to elect a new president next term and have them uproot everything and everyone that is even remotely maga adjacent.

MyEgoDiesAtTheEnd

I can do the JD Vance reach-around technique...

Total_Schedule591

JD "The Butt Executioner" 🐥🦖

_RAPTORMAN_

Good job JD Vance.

iAmGrimTV

Weekend headlines got me fucked up. "Peace deal has potential to be finalized by Sunday." or "JD Vance recalled to White House for potential imminent action against Iran" 😂

Mr60SPX

> he'd "blow them to kingdom come." Now we know why JD Vance is involved.

Logical-Clerk-1571

JD Vance returning to White House unplanned, bibi meeting with party leaders tonight something big is going on fellas

Lake-Dependent

JD en route to White House suddenly, as well as Hegseth… here we go

Dalewyn

>I was watching the NVDA earnings call yesterday and Jensen Huang said something on CNBC after that I had to rewind twice. He straight up said Nvidia has "evacuated" and "really largely conceded" the China AI chip market to Huawei, and told investors to "expect nothing" from China. This is a company that had 95% of that market a few years ago and the CEO is now publicly saying it's at zero. I'm not sure what anyone of sound mind and even a minimal awareness of the international world expected when the US embargoed semiconductor exports to China. US foreign policy was and is to surrender any American grasp on China's semiconductor market in exchange for cutting off further technology leakages. >What makes it even stranger is the U.S. already approved about 10 companies (Alibaba, Tencent, ByteDance, JD, etc.) to each buy up to 75,000 H200 chips. Not one has shipped. Beijing blocked them at customs back in January and told everyone to buy domestic. Anyone who's paid attention to what happened after Trump got China to buy <X> during his first term and didn't expect this result *yet again* is Patently Stupid(tm). Words are cheap, China will ink promises literally yesterday to get Trump and Lying Americans(tm) off their backs so they can return to doing real business. >And the numbers on the Huawei side are getting hard to ignore. Ascend chip revenue projected at $12 billion this year versus $7.5 billion last year. ByteDance alone put in $5.6 billion in Ascend orders, from basically nothing before. Likewise, anyone who's been paying attention to the semiconductor world was already aware Huawei was kicking ass quickly catching up to western counterparts and in some cases sprinting right past them. China had 4nm processes working long before Intel ever did, that alone should have been a blaring fire alarm. >So I started looking into how to actually get exposure to the China domestic chip supply chain Whatever you end up doing, just be aware that the Chinese are perfectly happy to make off with your money and tell you to go pound sand at a moment's notice and they absolutely will get away with it.

South-Eggplant2190

JD would love this

Final-Weekend-4826

Honestly all my other ones are fairly safe conservative investments. Have $250k+ in Msft, have $300k+ in JD, and $200k in CALM. Srxh is my penny stock, but only put $17,000 in that.

Gold_Victory3435

Rubio must hate the stock market. JD Vance too.

weHaveThoughts

Sorry no. No one cares about Trump enough to launch a nuke over his death. The man is old and he will die soon enough. In fact, JD would be dancing on the top of his toes. I wouldn’t be surprised if he asks them at the negotiating table if he could collect the reward himself.

paistecymbalsrock

My first six bagger was crocs in 1999 or there abouts. I put that profit into an out of favor AAPL in 2001 at $29 a share. Took some profits off AAPL into Baba and JD and V and AMZN. To answer your question, yes!

Detonate-Ralph

JD and GDS going down when they are having their best moments? Used the chance to scoop some more.

Mobile-Bar7732

> JD Vance aka just dance confirmed That's just couch talk.

bemeandnotyou

JD Vance aka just dance confirmed that the president doesn't sit in the white house on HOOD and trades stocks- so jot that down. Barron on the other hand ...🙃

NoProfessional4650

Quick 🥭 tweet that you wanna retire and JD gonna take over. QQQ would pop 20% on the news lol

Grateful047

Remember when JD said Trump was americas Hitler? Good times!

Hoodamush

JD Vance the ultimate suck ass.

Resident_Window_9369

It’s OK JD Vance cleared all this up. It wasn’t the president making those trades. He’s a very wealthy individual and he’s got a broker who does all the trades for him while he’s on the phone with him and tweeting on Twitter at the same time ha ha ha ha ha ha

dljmonkeyboiz

Is JD Vance talking again today? Gotta sell before he takes the mic.

Jerseydevil317

“The President doesn’t sit at the Oval Office on his computer on his Robin Hood account buying and selling stocks” - JD Vance Idk that seems like a pretty specific denial and exactly what I do at work

dljmonkeyboiz

JD Vance sees you

Organic-Amoeba-7520

Inflation looking hotter than a couch does to JD Vance

dljmonkeyboiz

Would’ve hit 742 if JD didn’t kill the vibe 😓

chinaski73

Go put on some more eyeliner, JD

bluedog20175

LOL. As JD Vance just said today, the President is not sitting at his desk all day on his Robin Hood account trading stocks. Like most people, he has brokers doing his trading for him.

Master-Stranger8908

Is JD still with press ?

xlmtothemoon

oil respecting the JD non-answer

Sufficient_Nose629

JD finished 🍆 the 🛋, now back to your regularly scheduled melt up

Rude_Assistance_4386

Is JD "Ants in the Pants" Vance done spooking investors 

TipEmpty8429

JD collapsing the market in real time

ten7four

Don't know what JD is saying but oil is pumping and SPY is dumping lol

Pluth

Masterful non answer by JD and stock trading corruption.

G-IDIOTTHEMAN

HOOD mentioned by JD. LMFAO

Pitiful_Bedroom_6619

JD trying to deflect the question LMAO

Less_Factor_1071

Leave it to JD to dry up a good V

Pluth

White House work really ages people. JD has way more of a gray beard than he did a year ago.

mighty_sys_admin

JD messed this whole thing up

Star_Lord924

Wtf caused the dumping...some mentioned JD. Did that dipshit sabotage it?;

llamaflocka

Oh JD you asshole!!

Rudybus

JD's been pushed out to deliver bad news right?

AcademicStandard3701

JD Vance live??

mighty_sys_admin

I don't like JD as much as Marco Rubio

Sufficient_Nose629

JD is super articulate, doesn't embellish with grandiosity, and goes straight to the point.

get_da_maney

JD say some positive shi to get this green lmao

YOLOdollhair

JD trying to lecture us about stealing money from the tax payer. Come on mannnnn.

Sufficient_Nose629

Flat-ass pancake market until power hour, or when JD finally decides to stop 🍆 the 🛋 and come out and talk with the 🍆 of the media.

mighty_sys_admin

JD, don't mess up my port

Sufficient_Nose629

[https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/](https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/) JD talking?

mds30c

This dude on CNBC right now looks like the JD Vance meme

ddrsdght

Most successful people I know live with their parents at 26 and beyond: Modernly, it takes the average college student 4 1/2 years for a bachelors and 5 1/2 for engineering. Because of my GPA at NYU I was offered a summer associate position at a Big Law firm during the summer of both my 2L and 3L year. I was offered a job during OCI and was offered a job in Big Law before I graduated (provided that I pass NY Bar and Patent Bar.) I got my JD at 30 and had passed both the bar and patent bar easily (with patent thanks to my M.S.CEP) by the age of 31. I moved back in with my parents, while working as an associate in Big Law, but Big Law only pays $120k a year–by now I was at $260k in non-dischargeable student loan debt. Why would I be worried about where to bring girls home? What girls? Girls from law school (who understand) or girls in banking? They all understand. Everyone lives at home. Maybe not in flyover country–but my friends working in Big Law over in LA are the same way. I imagine that you can scrape by, live in flyover country, and work in some crap $150k a year job. I am on track to make junior partner in 8 years. When I receive my first $1mil partner bonus–that is when I will leave home. Once I am partner, I will only have to work 60 or so hours a week and should have a few hundred thousand saved up–and be debt free. If I can hit senior partner by the time I am 50–I should be making $3mil to $4mil annually. It is not much compared to some finance guys, but lawyers never retire and I will make at least $1mil for life as a stock holding partner–even after I no longer go to the office. By then I should have an apartment overlooking Central Park, a summer place in Cape Cod, and a winter condo down in Boca Raton. Real wealth doesn’t come from scrimping and saving/ clipping coupons/ bringing your lunch to work/ not buying a Rolex/ or not spending so much at Starbucks.

__redruM

So JD Vance can pardon him.

Smooth_Ninja_1191

I would add PDD too - agree about JD

Sooperooser

That's literally what JD Vance and his AcreTrader buddies are doing. They grab all the foreclosed farms for cheap. And now Trump also allows China to buy up US farmland. It's crazy people in rural areas still vote GOP.

Ill_Ground_1572

I kept expecting JD to run up and push him in.

suruena91

Yeah like when JD went alone to try to do peace talks with Iran and Pakistan right ?

Final-Rush759

BABA,Baidu, TCOM, Tennant, JD...

Anxious_Aspect965

Calm down, JD, it was a joke.

Party_Homework_420

The reality is also that: 1. Germany has no independent production of defense against hypersonic missiles without delivering these production lines 2. If Russia pauses the war in Ukraine the threat level for the rest of Europe rises because they will still be in a war economy and will begin rebuilding their numbers of men and equipment 3. The US is an unreliable partner at least through the 2028 election and potentially forever with the threat of anti-EU JD Vance as president 4. Because of #1-3 stable long-term revenue for RHM is almost guaranteed, whenever you sell people with more capital than you will buy the dip and get the bag in the end

tooclutchh

**"Chinese buyers approved to purchase Nvidia chips include Alibaba, Bytedance, Tencent, and JD $NVDA $BABA $TCEHY $JD ."**

WaveformWarrior615

Imagine they all get poisoned and WW3 starts. China sends missiles before invading US with Russia and we have JD Vance in charge. I think I’d probably try heroin for the first time just to see what it’s like.

GhostHashira427

Maybe JD

eatmorbacon

He can bring JD some mascara and all will be forgiven.

DarkR124

Just got a 1 day 133% return on FXI thanks to BABA and JD May hold. They could pop again if 🥭 says China talks went well

_Romp

🇨🇳 stonks mooning BABA 🚀 BIDU🚀 JD🚀 KWEB🚀 CQQQ🚀 YINN🚀

_Romp

Rotation to 🇨🇳 BABA 🚀 BIDU🚀 JD🚀 KWEB🚀 CQQQ🚀

Automatic-Unit-8307

If he’s not wearing a suit, I hope he said Thank you or JD is going to to go after him

ok_read702

Bro how is it just 1 austistic play? ADBE, ADSK, VEEV, MOH, EL, BABA, JD. That's just a sample in the last couple of years too.

Sorry_Character_1771

Fuckin' JD Vance... I leave the country for one day and my stock pump falls apart.

Disastrous-Angle-591

The JD Vance method of ordering donuts.

AeneasKurtz

Did $JD report? It's not moving much

Thin_Cat8817

He would not be bringing 16 fuckin CEOs if he wasnt planning on this meeting going well.  BABA, JD, KWEB calls are the play. Chinese stocks been waiting for this meeting to release the tension and go back to October highs

Hippieman100

I was not expecting a full scale Donald Trump RPG when I clicked on this link, just finished the finding JD Vance's couch cleaner questline. 10/10

tigerdogbearcat

JD Rockefeller sends me telegrams from the grave about oil futures ... - --- -. -.- ...

Baronhousen

JD needs a better Air Force Two

SupraTacky

MELI MSFT META or all three. Or BABA, JD, Tencent and bet on the next Chinese rerating.

thenuttyhazlenut

|Ticker|Company|Allocation| |:-|:-|:-| |ACGL|Arch Capital|18.25%| |SGOV|0-3 Month Treasury Bond|12.00%| |CROX|Crocs|11.00%| |ADBE|Adobe|11.00%| |DR|Medical Facilities|11.00%| |QFIN|Qfin Holdings|9.00%| |LNG|Cheniere Energy|7.00%| |JD|JD .Com|6.00%| |THX|Thor Explorations|5.00%| |FMCC|Federal Home Loan Mortgage|4.25%| |QQQ put|Puts|3.00%| |MELI|Mercado Libre|2.50%|

mongster2

I sold everything the day JD came back from Iran, talks collapsed, and all the lines went up. Absolute nonsense. We have run off the cliff, just haven't looked down yet.

Right_Traffic_4821

Is JD gonna ruin the AI pump?

Fhyzikz

Dude my Honda with 160k miles on it is only worth like $4k less than when I got it brand new according to JD power. Shit is fucked

Daymjoo

W... what? First of all, Ukraine has disrupted oil and gas flows more than Iran did. Brent peaked far higher during early UA than Iran. Secondly, both respective superpowers have used around 50% of their respective arsenals, in terms of the gear that matters in such conflicts: Air defense interceptors, cruise missiles and precision missiles. 13 countries have been intentionally bombed as a result. Not one but TWO naval blockades in the most trafficked maritime economic corridor in the world at the same time. And that's just the US. RU has used far more. Lost over a million men, 50% of its tank fleet, 15% of its war planes and helicopters etc. Both superpowers are throwing everything but the kitchen sink at their enemies. You're just not recognizing then as 'massive wars' because we haven't reached the level of casualties of WW2. But you're failing to recognize that we never will, and that the very nature of war has altered dramatically with the dawn of modern military tech. WW2 was a time when leaders (I don't just mean the commanders in chief cause you can replace an individual easily - see Maduro, but the entire leadership structure) were essentially immortal by today's standards. If you wanted to kill Hitler, you either had to send spies and assassins (there was **A LOT** of emphasis on counter-espionage and counter-terrorism at the time, and Hitler lived in bunkers and armored trains), which was tried and never worked, or literally invade Germany. There was just no other option. The US, in the first few days, killed 250 senior Iranian politicians, including 28 cabinet-level named executives. Including, you know, their Supreme Leader and most of his family, their Speaker of Parliament, their Commander in Chief of the IRGC, the Chief of Staff of the Army, the Minister of Intelligence, Minister of Defense, etc. It's the equivalent of the Allies assassinating Hitler, Eva Braun, Himmler, Goebels, Goering, Keitel, von Manstein and Guderian all within days. Unfathomable at the time. I'll conclude in the same way: We've normalized war so much that we've become oblivious to its horrors. The concept of Trump, Melania, Rubio, Hegseth, JD Vance, and Thune getting assassinated by Iran at the same time, then some guy in, idk, New Zealand or Ghana going 'It's not a "massive" war by any stretch.' is hilarious to envision.

KeyReaction892

Until the 9:29 tweet, “making great progress, possibly sending Jared and JD to Pakistan this weekend”

bronfmanhigh

market would absolutely go huge candlestick up if JD Vance took over lol

uncle-ice493

Oh wow you are comically an idiot. What evidence do I have? As if I didn’t provide details when oil hit $148 and the market crashed. As if I didn’t explain how oil will continue to rise do to current world events. These arnt opinions, they are facts. “The war may end tomorrow” Yea & I can win the lottery tomorrow. Doesn’t mean it’s goin to happen. • ⁠is that why Iran bombed U.S. military ships today? [Link](https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5862483-iran-us-warships-middle-east/amp/) • ⁠is that why JD Vance had a 21 Hour peace negotiation with Iran that went no where? [Link](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/11/world/iran-war-trump-talks-pakistan) Of course the stock market doesn’t agree with what I’m sayin. In case you don’t know the markets are manipulated. If you need me to provide legal cases proving that I can considering there’s multiple cases of spoofing and synthetic shares to manipulate prices. The only thing this administration cares about is the stock market so of course it will go up, but eventually something will give. The market may not agree with me but reddit seems to considering this has a 90% upvote ratio. Stick to audio engineering bud considering that’s all your page is full of. Or do you know nothing about that either

uncle-ice493

Oh wow you are comically an idiot. What evidence do I have? As if I didn’t provide details when oil hit $148 and the market crashed. As if I didn’t explain how oil will continue to rise do to current world events. These arnt opinions, they are facts. “The war may end tomorrow” Yea & I can win the lottery tomorrow. Doesn’t mean it’s goin to happen. - is that why Iran bombed U.S. military ships today? [Link](https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5862483-iran-us-warships-middle-east/amp/) - is that why JD Vance had a 21 Hour peace negotiation with Iran that went no where? [Link](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/11/world/iran-war-trump-talks-pakistan) Of course the stock market doesn’t agree with what I’m sayin. In case you don’t know the markets are manipulated. If you need me to provide legal cases proving that I can considering there’s multiple cases of spoofing and synthetic shares to manipulate prices. The only thing this administration cares about is the stock market so of course it will go up, but eventually something will give. The market may not agree with me but reddit seems to considering this has a 90% upvote ratio. Stick to audio engineering bud considering that’s all your page is full of. Or do you know nothing about that either

Intrepid_Duck2195

What is JD?

Prestigious_Tax7415

Stocks only go up. It’s been that way since the Iran war ceasefire and JD failed peace agreement. You know the saying not to catch a falling knife? Well for it to be true the opposite can also occur, in which case you just should probably just grab something instead of waiting like a doomer with his thumb in his ass

minnowstogetherstonk

I work at Intel too. I’ve held onto all of my RSUs and SPP when it was between $20-30 the last three years. I thought it was undervalued then. I just offloaded all of my sellable holdings at a pretty profit. Especially since I have so much RSUs that are held and have yet to vest. I’m not sure what the right answer is. I feel like from a fundamentals standpoint a lot of future cash flows have been priced in. I have no idea how much cash future deals will bring in. On one hand we keep making deals and the CEO has really revitalized morale. Maybe some reflexivity happening here. On the other hand it feels over valued and the deals feel like hopium to me. Nevertheless from a diversification standpoint point getting laid off and having your shares drop would be painful. I will also get refresher stock options in the future.  Though you shouldn’t listen to me. I put most of my sold intel shares into JD 🤣

DarthWaq

I failed my interview hard today, motherfuckers are pumping requirements into JD, even a business analyst role I applied for demanded I be familiar with some ERWIN modeler, and knew how to engineer data pipeline wtf

rvanasty

They arent the same company they were back then. All of those "signed" contracts can be undone with a stroke of a pen. Anthropic is positioning itself to be the AI of the future, without Zionist leadership. If my thesis is true a JD Vance presidency probably moons PLTR. I dont expect that.

Zipski577

They signed DHS, Army, State Dept, CDC, and expanded in the Justice Dept, NIH and ICE under Biden. And were funded under Obama’s CIA. See @ChymChymX paragraph above But if your thesis was true, then a potential JD Vance presidency would send shares skyrocketing

thenuttyhazlenut

I'm in JD and QFIN. \~15% of my portfolio is always in China.

raj6126

I told JD after this attack they will put me on mount Rushmore. Iran will pay for it.

shitposterenthusiast

Morality aside. Palantir is growing, they’re getting new government contracts, and they got JD Vance in their pocket. They actually have potential to be very profitable. GameStop does not. 

Happy-n-Healthy

You heard it from me first, JD will tap Erika to be his VP!

Banana-phone15

“Two of the most incompetent leaders in history” = Trump and JD Vance