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Canada goose - the winters dark horse
Which stock would you out 10k into and look to sell out in 2 years?
JD.com Unit Dives 46% After Disclosing ‘Suspicious’ Revenue - discloses it may have overstated revenue and cost
How would you spend $1500 if you regularly forget stocks exist for months at a time? How do you decide which stocks are to be held and which losses cut?
Thoughts on these tickers for bagholding throughout 2024? 💰
Rocket Companies (RKT) Short Squeeze Opportunity is Flying Under the Radar
Alibaba Group: Navigating with “1+6+N” into Digital Era
Alibaba dips on MS downgrade as PDD grabs spot of most valuable Chinese e-commerce firm
As Ohio Legalizes Cannabis, Senator JD Vance Opposes SAFER Banking for Industry
Top Analyst's View: Is XRP Gearing Up for a 5,000% Rally?
3 SEP 2023: JD.com.. why the weakness?
The general large model brings a new paradigm for AI scenarios
$WIMI stimulates new drivers of commercial realization of AI high-value scenarios
$WIMI stimulates new drivers of commercial realization of AI high-value scenarios
China is going full force to challenge ChatGPT and Nvidia's leadership in AI
Loss porn & yolo on life saving / IRA / 401k
PlantX Adds DirectPay to its Canadian Website
TSLA ranks 2nd to last on JD Power quality survey
AI literally stands for Adobe Inc.
$DTSS Solid News out recently seems to have put a smile on shareholders faces..
Michael Burry Loaded Up on Bank Stocks in Tumultuous Quarter. Doubles Alibaba Stake in Big Bet on China Tech
Michael Burry Loaded Up on Bank Stocks in Tumultuous Quarter. Doubles Alibaba Stake in Big Bet on China Tech
Potential 'Yes' Votes on Senate Banking Committee
Alibaba ($BABA), JD.com earnings will likely give stocks little help.
Earnings Plays for the Week of 5-8-2023
Loss Porn For All the Regards (#WeWillMakeIt)
China's JD.com to spin off industrial, property units in Hong Kong float
Alibaba hands parched dealmakers a glass half-full
AIGC Become A Hot Topic，WiMi Hologram Cloud Actively Explores The Relevant Fields
The three major stock indexes closed down collectively, the Fed announced a 25 basis point rate hike
Alibaba, JD.com lead broad losses in Chinese Internet stocks
Wall Street Newsletter S02E08: No one saw it coming ( Season Finale )
JD.com shares slump in Hong Kong after weaker-than-expected revenue guidance
JD.com Q4 earnings preview: What to expect as COVID measures loom over results
Daily U.S. Stock Market News Flash (Thursday, March 9)
Chinese tech stock slide led by JD.com after subsidy report
I asked Bing AI to write a rap battle between Jim Cramer and Michael Burry
2023-02-09 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
Alibaba LEAPS (1,500%+ Potential Return)
New customers and collaborations -Precise Biometrics-
Lemonade Insurance $LMND over 22% Short Float per Finviz dot com
Lemonade Insurance $LMND over 22% Short Float per Finviz dot com
Our Top 7 E-Commerce Stock Picks for 2023
Readen Holding (OTC: RHCO) is poised for growth
DADA potentially a good idea with loosening Covid restrictions?
I challenge anyone who doubts China and BABA to set their remind for 5 years
Pinduoduo $PDD up nearly 14% after earnings beat
Taiwan's president quits as party leader after vote - BBC News $BABA $JD $PDD $BILI $NIO
Xi’s Common Prosperity Roars Back With JD.com Executive Pay Cuts.
Expected Moves This Week, SPY, QQQ, Nvidia, Cisco, Walmart and more
The three major U.S. stock indexes collectively closed up, popular Chinese concept stocks generally tripled, and the Nasdaq 100 ETF rose more than 5%
2022-11-09 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
U.S. stocks dive, Chinese stocks rise against the trend! Amazon falls below $1 trillion in market value amid fears of a sharp Fed rate hike
Hang Seng Tech jumped 7.8% and the #China Yuan strengthened as speculation mounted that policymakers are making preparations to gradually exit the stringent Covid Zero policy that’s been the biggest bugbear for investors.
Pro-China Investors Tiger Global, Baillie Gifford and Munger Hammered by China Stock Rout
Time to Buy: Hang Seng Index at 13 Year Low (2009 Levels)
JD.com seems like the best Chinese stock, and it's near it's 52 week low, why shouldn't I buy it?
"I believe it must be an open source protocol, funded by a foundation of sorts . . . " -- JD
GigaCloud(Chad) Technology: Beeg B2B Sales, trading near IPO price, and Earnings Friday PM. Want value? Here ya go.
AI Huishou Inc. (NYSE:RERE) Du Xiaochen: "online+offline", jointly build the core competitiveness of the supply chain
Can I refuse delivery on 50 tons of egg futures?
U.S. regulators selected Alibaba and JD.com for audit inspection
US and China close to deal resolving impasse over audit inspections
Gct gigacloud technologies.
$GCT 40$ millon Investment company JD.com Nasdaq $JD Q2 sales of $39 billion
Stock Idea Novation Co $NOVC controlled by MassMutual sub Barings, Jefferies, Fortress, EJF Capital aka White Mountains Capital $WTM 80% Shr
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Well, JD Vance spoke, and it was more interesting than 90% of the rest of the parade, if that tells you anything.
#JD VANCE JUST NOW: “We never ask you to go to war unless you absolutely have to." No joke, this isn't looking good
Is this JD Vance, Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian?
You don’t know abt the data base? And JD being peters lap dog?
JD wedding anniversary the same day as the military anniversary which is the same day as Trumps birthday
Do JD and Peter Thiel have a float?
Were cooked unless he is impeached or dies. We have years of trust rebuilding and JD cant lead that.
Did JD Vance visit the Ayatollah recently?
Vance called JD and JD picked up and hung up. Fucking boss move. Vance calls Elon. Elon tried to troll. Got his ass handed and folded. Forced to go online on his own platform and apologize.
Is 🌮 sidekick real name JD or does that stand for something? This thread is my chatgpt
Yeah, JD definitely looks like it’s undervalued right now. Earnings came in strong and with the trade deal easing tensions, it seems like a solid setup for a rebound. Just gotta see if the market catches on soon. What’s your take on the risks here?
PLTR will be the new US government when mango dies and JD Vance/Thiel takes the wheel. You can't put a value on that.
JD - “this is the worst moment of my life…” Turk - “Or is it the best moment of you life!?”
It’s not possible to separate the company from the owners as easily as you seem to think it is. Thiel has a very clear vision for the future of the US which he has been very open about. He is using Palantir as a vehicle to advance his own personal and p olitical agenda. Thiel has groomed and funded JD Vance for years. Vance has a very good chance of becoming the most powerful person in the world within the next few years and would not be anywhere without Thiel. He owes him, big time. None of this is secret. Wealth and power are intertwined here in a way we have never seen so clearly and obviously before in the US. Dismissing Palantir as ‘just a company’ is ill-informed and dangerously complacent. Do your reading, be more alert.
It’s like PLTR adding $30B because JD Vance’s best friends cousins nephews dogs grandads brother said something good about it
SELECT fart.location\_name as 'Fart Location', fart.frt\_nbr as 'Fart Number', CASE when fart.smelly = 'Y' then 'Tariff Increases 100%' when fart.smelly = 'N' then 'Tariff Increases 50%' else 'Tariffs Increase 10%' end as 'Tariffs for Today', fart.create\_timestamp as 'Tariff Start Date', vice.VP\_indicator as 'JD Smelled Glory' FROM fart\_log as fart LEFT JOIN meeting\_log as vice on fart.meeting\_id = vice.meeting\_id ORDER BY fart.create\_timestamp DESC
Everything pumps except JD.com but it's also too slippy to catch with a condor lol
Didn't know Elmo and JD were fucking
I found this PR released today: ONCY) (TSX: ONC), a leading clinical-stage company specializing in immunotherapy for oncology, today announced the appointment of Jared Kelly as Chief Executive Officer and a member of its Board of Directors. Mr. Kelly is a successful biotech executive who has proven expertise in transformative deals and corporate strategy. Most recently, he played a central role in orchestrating the sale of Ambrx Biopharma to Johnson & Johnson for $2 billion. Prior to Ambrx, he advised multiple leading-edge biotech companies on M&A and licensing transactions at highly respected law firms, including Lowenstein Sandler LLP and Kirkland & Ellis LLP. He is a JD and LLM graduate of Georgetown Law.
There's a reason JD and Trumpy are desperate for a cut. They know what's coming.
Lmao JD knows less about CPI than WSB. Stay in your lane, couch-fucker.
The president has been saying this for a while, but it's even more clear: the refusal by the Fed to cut rates is monetary malpractice. - JD Vance
You guys got in Tesler after he gave JD 100 million right? Too big to fail now.
I’m at the talks. President Xi threw a switch 2 at the wall and told JD Vance to “sit on his couch” in broken English.
Be 2026 - You work a below minimum wage job in a sweatshop in Arkansas - Everyday you must say thanks to a portrait of JD Vance - You sowed a poop emoji wrong and now you are fired - You now are stuck at home suffering from polio God bless America 🇺🇸🦅
just yesterday a whale dumped 5M into 100% OTM JD calls expiring jan 27. somethings brewing. dex charts are optimisitc too. too high for my risk tolerance for options, so im just holding babx and yinn.
All 🌮 has to do is make JD suck Xis dick and put everything back the way Sleepy Joe left it.
JD was offered 400 million if he will defend killing brown kids in Gaza
Oh please, he had to go back to lick the boot, and put all those heart emojis after JD probably stepped in to calm things down. 🥭 aint letting go of his golden goose, message got delivered with 15% drop. Also, this is all speculation and I don’t know shit! https://preview.redd.it/td9jkcevo06f1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e6ae6794bc03d5fccee8e1b65f79dcf5d75bf5
Made a play after the news Thiel cupped JD's buttcheeks a few weeks ago. If the #2 in charge in the US is in bed with the stock why shouldn't we right?
Whatever happened to JD Vance? Is he too embarrassing to be seen in public?
Ya JD Vance represents a new bred of republicans
Dinner: Fugu fish prepared by JD Vance's teenage daughter
Imo stocks like $Snap and $JD. Snap more than JD. It’s still not clear if we can trust the valuation of Chinese ADR
If Trumfp could get over JD calling him literally Hitler I think he can get over Elon calling him a pedo, ie Calls on Tesla it is!
Theo Von asking JD why even though the US have cut down on wasting money by sending it to other counties we still send heaps to Israel that is then being used to kill kids and he’s not comfortable with his tax dollars doing that. JDs responses was kinda random and confused me I forgot what Theo even asked by the end of it He’s a funny cunt and jokes about everything but even Theo sounded pretty serious 🤔
I was long BABA till they missed earnings. I'm watching to see if it sells off more. The valuation is amazing. I might get back in if it kind of holds this level for a few more days. The headline risk cuts both ways btw..and I've also been watching call open interest start to rise on it and JD
JD will be president within a few months
Mr Theil thinks JD's butt cheeks are the perfect handful for him.
Lie neekd on your couch. Say JD’s name three times. Get ready for good times.
Palantir is owned by Peter Thiel, who funded all of JD Vance’s political career, and the stock has gone 3x since the election. It’ll probably fall if/when republicans lose power in the midterms and 2028, I’ll be buying a little PLTD (negative PLTR) the whole time. If you want high risk high reward, you can gamble on whether United Healthcare, Tesla, and Target are dying or not.
JD will be the new prez.. SPY to 460, and so will be PLTR.
Accusing someone of pedophilia so publicly maybe the point of no return. But then again his own VP called him Hitler once and was selected as a VP. But I can’t see Elon getting down on one knee and kissing ass like JD.
!banbet JD Vance is POTUS by end of Q1 2026
Nah he conducts himself like a bitch in personal vendettas too. Case in point: JD.
That is not JD vance, physical representation is completely wrong here
Didn't they already have little JD?
So I have made quite a bit of money with PLTR - having sold about 80% of my holding over the last 6 months. They have never been a bastion of ethics or morality......but frankly since Trumps reelection and Thiels' connection to JD Vance who's VP this time around.......It doesn't sit well with me. I plan to sell the remaining amount over the next few weeks. With that said - I fully appreciate that it works out really conveniently that me selling now that im having moral convictions is easy, considering the stock is up and im selling for a large profit. But thats the truth - it is what is....
JD Vance's favourite brand
So, does JD V get two Christmases?
Forget the bule & berr for a second. The real winner atm is JD Vance who now gets to attend 2 Christmases
Who gets custody of JD Vance? 🥭 or 🍈?
Papa just signed exec order on approving evtols and you know JOBY gonna pump now in JD’s home state 🤩
JD Vance is going to have trauma when he grows up after watching his father figures fight on X.com™️
Impeach Mango , JD Vance for President, Elmo for VP
JD is gonna have two Christmases!
Well JD Vance compared him to Hitler long ago.. but maybe that wasn't too insulting for trump
🥭 sends JD Vance to meet with 🍈 and we get ketamine overdose headlines the next morning
Will Elon or Donald be taking custody of JD Vance? He's such a precocious boy, I worry about his education.
What about JD Vance? Where is he between all of this?
JD and Trump kittens crashed crypto…
saying “🌮 should be impeached and JD Vance should replace him,” to which Musk quoted and replied saying “Yes.”
JD Vance is going to pick up the 3rd landline so he can butt into 🍈's and 🥭's call and say Elmo doesn't have the cards LMAO
JD's legal guardian is Peter Theil, so.... nothing changes.
TACO impeached and replaced with JD Nonce?
Musk and his PayPal Mafia guys are going to try to oust Trump and put in their boy JD Vance. They think they can do it.
JD Vance upstairs playing wii bowling while his parents fight
So this is how JD Vance becomes President
Someone tell Trump that JD and Petie like Musk more than they like him.
JD Vance oddly quiet today lmao
JD used to hate Trump, called him morally reprehensible.
JD just happy for two Christmases now
They’re asking for JD Vance to be released
Does this mean JD Vance gets two Christmasses?
🥭&🍈could easily patch things up next week with a tweet and burn everyone here (again). For those saying that after those Epstein files tweets it’s all over… both JD Vance and Rubio very publicly called mango Mr.🥭 a nazzzi at some point and they are happily strutting around still lol
He has no home. He will probably find another candidate of his choosing in the next Republican presidential primary if JD Vance doesn’t work out.
JD is the Mac of the White House by saying thank you to both 🥭and 🍉. Calls on JD 48c 10/24
Honestly I hope 🌮wins, if JD Vance wriggles his way into the presidency it tech lord takeover time.
Remove Trump, you get JD vance. Remove Elon, you get _____?
JD replace him? So we swap an imbecile for....an imbecile? 🤦♀️
> Then Trump gets impeached He will be replaced by JD Vance. A psycho kid who wants to see the world burn so he can cure his childhood trauma.
Who gets JD Vance in the divorce
I hate to say this, but I'd prefer JD at this point.
JD crying in his bedroom right now praying that mommy and daddy will stop fighting https://preview.redd.it/ahswxkwja65f1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b600242d001439801f344b1472cce4c069739cb
BREAKING: Elon Musk agrees with statement that President Trump should be impeached with JD Vance replacing him
Who gettin’ custody of JD
I don't want a President JD.
All this to prop their puppet JD 😂
I think what Elon wants is trump to stand down so JD can be president.
Elon said Yes: President vs Elon. Who wins? My money's on Elon. Trump should be impeached and JD Vance should replace him.
Mike Johnson or JD Vance are bears worst fear right now
It’s in therapy once a week. Thanks JD!
JD was "wearing thin," I asked him to leave, I took away his Couch Mandate that forced everyone to get cum stains that nobody wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY!
Looks like 🥭 needs a new BFF these days. So maybe if JD plays his cards right, he can take 🍈's old spot.
Apparently JD, its been months since I've heard about him