JD

tgff333

Best news heard before going to bed: JD gonna be at meeting tomorrow for round 2 🥊🍿🇺🇸😂

Paul_Robert_

Oh, looks like JD's single again!

mrshasanpiker

JD, don't you have more important things to be doing than the WSB subreddit

wsbgodly123

And a big Clifford when JD asks everybody “Have you even said thank you?”

Aggressive_Finish798

Will they be hiding Vance away this time? Hey JD, we have a very special mission for you opening a grocery store in Idaho.

princess_dai_13

JD 😭

J_da_CPA

Z bringing his goons. Gonna make JD say thank you

Phantomofthecity

Heard Zelensky is going to meet Trump tomorrow. Will Trump and JD Vance gangbang him again?

Soft_Grab5927

Also if they’re dog shit why hasn’t big tech dropped them from training their Ai? Also don’t call Inod dog shit when you’re telling people to avoid investing in Google because JD Vance likes bumble. Wtf

geetarman84

If JD loses their non-compact tractor mote, they’re done for. Farmers hate the fact they can’t fix their own machines. The only thing they have going for them is re-sale value and specialty machines.

sst1195

Just to add: https://www.businessinsider.com/big-short-michael-burry-stock-portfolio-alibaba-meta-unitedhealth-buffett-2025-8 The investor of "The Big Short" fame revealed in a quarterly filing on Thursday that he purchased calls on Alibaba, ASML, JD.com, Estee Lauder, Lululemon, Meta, Regeneron, UnitedHealth, and VF last quarter.

FawningDeer37

The Heart Failure Cankles were back. Place your bets. Based on JD’s moves I’ve going with mid October.

mogeko233

Alibaba, [JD.com](http://JD.com), PDD, Baidu, Nio, [Trip.com](http://Trip.com), Yum China, TAL Education, H World Group, KE Holdings, Autohome. Interesting. Apparently Dalio knows nothing about the Chinese market, and Bridgewater’s Chinese employees haven’t done any work at all. There are only three major e-commerce players in China, so he invested in all three? A hedge fund? I’m both long and short. How exactly is that a hedge?

jackfirecracker

Yea I don’t know the industry at all, that is fair. But also I imagine that for a lot of farms, there is no option but to use JD. But maybe I’m wrong and this will blow up in their faces, but it sounds like a market that would not have a lot of competition

rriggsco

Is JD hiding in a safe house?

Level_Impression_554

Last quarter JD reached $10.6 billion in revenue. So 200 mill in tarrif is 1.8%. THey sky is not falling for JD. I don't know if they will pass it on or not. 42% of revenue is from overseas sales. I don't know the end result with tarrifs, but it is good to keep the numbers in perspective.

clownus

Taxes come after the fact and not during. Tariffs get passed onto the end consumer and as a result don’t actually come out of the end line of a financial year. It’s because the overall downsizing of education and downplay of what changes to economic policy affect what part of the chain is how we get into this mess. So saying sarcastic bs isn’t helping. You also attributed the tariff as a full on tax line when JD is very clearly saying the cost is a shift in operational cost.

NorseLegend

might throw some money at JD calls, looks undervalued but you can never tell with these ads stocks

elcasar

Every time I read something about JD Vance he's on another vacation. Bro has the best job in the world it seems.

Waste-Head7963

Lmao JD didn’t do anything. That pope wasn’t even real. He was a hologram.

moorhound

I've got a baaad feeling. I think Warren B might pass away before UNH can break $300 to get him out of the red on those UNH bags. Believe me or not, but I did call JD killing the Pope, so I've got a good track record on this stuff.

sniffstink1

They always change their tune and pretend like they never said whatever it was in the past. Excellent example: JD V.ance

Expensive-Wrap2999

JD Calls 9/19. Your welcome

Fast_Half4523

can someone explain to me why [JD.com](http://JD.com) is dropping on great earnings? I dont get it. Thanks

wsb_moonshot

Not JD's

Thin_Cat8817

JD beats on EPS and Revenue and is fucking flat. 22.4% revenue growth with 7 p/e and cash position over 60% of the total market value. fucking l o l

Dtakle84

JD.com print looks solid. People too focused on food delivery expansion and resulting loss.

Content_Ad_508

Thoughts on JD earnings?

Realistic-Treat4005

**Betting on AI? Bridgewater Aggressively Increases Nvidia Holdings, Clears Alibaba, JD, and Other Chinese Stocks in Q2** source: [https://addxgo.io/community/9063060984083513419?s=reddit&ca=bridgewatterclearsalibabajdandotherchinesestocksinq2](https://addxgo.io/community/9063060984083513419?s=reddit&ca=bridgewatterclearsalibabajdandotherchinesestocksinq2)

whatislifebruh

Have a feeling my JD calls are gonna be cooked

TexasToast6022

This is all a giant grift. These prices are sticky, and the tariffs won't last - either Trump himself will end them or JD will when Trump dies or is impeached. Once that happens, watch companies take in billions and billions by keeping the tariff-level prices. More money to the stockholders. More buybacks. More acquisitions. Rich get richer.

chrsb

JD going to get drilled in the morning.

RationalExuberance7

I think we’re in agreement. By default I invest in an index fund. And that’s what I recommend to all friends and relatives. My philosophy is that over your entire lifetime, life will give you just 3 or so opportunities. Literally one opportunity of a lifetime. And I’m acting on it. I don’t know anything about Enron. I know just a tiny bit about Google and apple. But when you find a company you understand (company not stock) and use their products. The way I see it, it’s the lowest risk to go all in on the one in a lifetime conviction - go all in 90% in that one. Just once in your life. I still read investing daily. And dabble in some other ideas…also investing Alibaba, Baidu, EL, JD…but this is the remaining 10%. These are high risk because I can’t say I have a deep understanding of the companies and their future in 20 years.

Latter_Election_6502

DE AAP calls, NICE JD puts

truthwillout777

He is losing his mind and relying on his cabinet who is lying to him. For example, they told him ms13 was written on Abrego Garcia's hand and they didn't correct him after he made a fool of himself several times. He still doesn't know. [https://odysee.com/@polyclips:4/badadvice:4](https://odysee.com/@polyclips:4/badadvice:4) They are preparing the way for the JD Palantir takeover. It's going to get worse if we don't stand up to this nonsense. Where are the Democrats? Remember when they said Trump was a threat to democracy? Where are the leaders because Bernie and AOC do next to nothing in Congress, they are fake, for show only. Kamala? Clinton? Obama? THEY can't even say anything? We better wake up and find some real leaders and soon!

Tubular_Blimp

JD lookin kinda bullish ngl

F0rtysxity

How is this any different than what they’ve been doing for the last 20+ years? The only thing you suggested that’s different is stopping inflation reporting altogether which doesn’t sound like a winning strategy compared to the current one of reporting cooked numbers and pretend like everything is dandy. The current administration also cut expenses and increased the deficit. Which should lead us to conclude they are not interested in addressing the deficit. If you want to put on the tin foil hat my own thesis is that big tech through Smokey eyed sociopath JD Vance is thrilled either way. China and Europe have fought for and maintained state run dominance or control. Here in the US with either a monopoly tech friendly government or a defunct bankrupt government the tech giants will be able to run the show. But we can save this for another sub Reddit.

fboom1

Who's holding JD through earnings?

puffinnbluffin

Does JD Vance wear eyeliner?

r4ndom4xeofkindness

Don't forget JD Vance's vacations (had army core of engineers change the water level for his canoe trip and closed down Disney for his trip there) and Trump's flight to Scotland to open his new golf course.

ValueOfADollar

alright houdini what about JD, NU and AMAT

theadvancedip

DE AAP NICE JD consensus?

daymanlol

Something else other than the China extension happen over night? My shitty JD/kweb calls are coming back to life in pre market

Available_Chapter685

Anyone else long JD.com?

HibbyJibbies

Anyone betting on SPRY and JD.com? Call on both

moorhound

Just wait til the plan pans out and we get President JD. Thiel's gonna be the second coming of Gustav Krupp

greenpride32

Only stock I can think of that comes close to your criteria is PDD. BIDU BABA TCEHY JD are other big names but nowhere close to 30% growth (I assume you mean top line). BIDU/BABA/JD all down big over 5 years; while TCEHY up slightly, and PDD up but severely underperforming SP500. All the single digit PE is there to match the no growth to low single digit growth. PDD is up more recently due to the recent rise of Teemu.

F1nnycar

Just about everyone detests JD, even Don’s cult.

InternAlarming5690

Rumble is not a direct competitor to Google. If JD gave a fuck about his Rumble stocks, he'd be fucking with Twitch (Amazon), which would be especially easy looking at their political bend post Oct. 7. If they don't give a fuck about that, no shot they're thinking of Rumble when fucking Google.

TheoryInttro

Meeting JD Vance alone. Like the Pope did.

nikerock

Is JD still good?

UndergroundHQ6

JD Vance owns stock in Rumble, a direct Google competitor. So does Peter thiel. Be careful.

zakuivcustom

Ehh...the old days when JD Vance was anti-Trump.

JayRoo83

C'mon 🥭, you know you want to tariff China for buying Russian oil like JD said you were considering

Tough-Bear5401

The only thing that’s gonna cause a great depression is Trump’s spending and his economy! They are spending our money faster than any government in history! Trump is golfing at his own resort every weekend at our expense! His golf trips have already burned through at least $60 million. JD Vance is taking a vacation every month since January! He even had the army Corps of Engineers raise the water level in the Ohio river for his upcoming kayaking vacation! It’s gonna cost taxpayers $1 billion to outfit Trump’s bribe plane from Qatar! $100 million for a ballroom that the White House doesn’t need. God knows how much has already been spent in the White House with all that atrocious gold trim! Ice is reportedly burning through $8.4 million a day! We can’t sustain this kind of spending! The government had to borrow one trillion dollars to get through July to September!

Heavy_Track_6267

IV crushed is bad on JD

Thatisme01

[Republican Sen. Josh Hawley engaged in a fiery debate with members of his own party before joining Democrats on the Senate Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs Committee Wednesday to **advance a bill that would ban members of Congress or their spouses from trading or holding individual stocks**. Later, President Donald Trump blasted Hawley for the move, calling him a "pawn."](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hawley-spars-fellow-republicans-joins-democrats-pass-stock/story?id=124219842) The bill -- the HONEST Act, which stands for the Halting Ownership of Non-Ethical Securities and Trusts -- was recently modified so that the ban on insider trading includes the president and vice president. That provision wouldn't go into effect until after Trump and Vice President JD Vance leave office, however.

egorechek

JD Vance: "Should I write his name into the Epstein list, boss?"

autostart17

Can anyone confirm if Norm Lubow (Jerry springer producer) was actually involved with that allegation? Or did someone possibly pay him off to say he was? Makes no sense since he’s not a JD. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/07/donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuits-norm-lubow

truthwillout777

All other countries are coming together to condemn 1sr starvation of children and plans to invade all of G4za Trump is creating distraction after distraction now pretending to have a peace deal and even meeting with Putin. He seriously wants to run away from Epstein and the blackmail that keeps us supporting the most evil regime. JD is on vacation for two weeks Congress is actually on vacation in 1sr WE need to do better people! This isn't about them, it is about US This is OUR Country We're going down in history looking like "good Americans"

RebelWithoutaPause10

What he is doing is establishing good trade relations amongst all nations except for America. The best thing that could happen for the US is to have him and JD Vance choke to death while they are blowing each other in the oval office.

Disastrous-Ocelot252

Just spreading some awareness: Tanking the US economy might actually be the gameplan here. Trumps government is bankrolled and filled with people like JD Vance, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Steve Bannon and many more followers of [DE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment), all who have expressed the goal to disrupt and eventually destroy western democracy, replacing it with "CEO-Kings" (their words). The founder of DE, [Curtis Yarvin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin), was a guest of honor at Trumps inauguration. I really recommend ya'll to take a minute and read up on this.

Dekuthegreat

I got killed last earnings with JD calls

MadaInChina

JD calls because JUST DO IT

Jerikolol

it was a joke lol. but earlier in Q1 this year, his whole public port (who knows if he was true or not). was puts on NVDA, puts on BABA, JD and Baidu ( i think?) and only long position was shares of Estee Lauder. Never found out if these were joke positions or what. Tho if he kept these during liberation day he prolly made so much money.. assuming he sold the puts..

dweeegs

JD is so beaten down it might be an obvious earnings calls play Someone bought 100,000 of the 9/19 40c’s and China names in general look like they’re going to go on another stupid run

Thin_Cat8817

JD calls

MomsAreola

I swear this dude is going to walk away with all the governments money. The unlucky SOB voted Pres after this, even if like JD, going to be holding the bag.

DrWorstCaseScenario

STC 2x IBIT 8/15 66c @1.06ea; 1.43 -> 1.06; 26% loss. STC 2x JD 8/15 30c @1.78ea; 2.11 -> 1.78; 16% loss. Just want to reset and watch for a bit

United-Bluejay-1133

It’s so beautiful JD asked if he could sleep on the couch with it

Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

JD Vance gave Peter Thiel the original for Sweetest Day already

Head_Battle9531

Texas Instruments, Lockheed, L3Harris, Blue Origin, Raytheon… PLTR is contracted with the US Army and other foreign government aiding in domestic surveillance. Thiel and JD Vance have long ties. He funded JD’s career, you don’t think Thiel isn’t in his back pocket? He’ll be pres after this term and continue to get more and more gov contracts globally. Palantir started in 2001 and their only customer for the longest time was the CIA. They aren’t going anywhere lol

CoolWerewolf

JD Vance 2028

Head_Battle9531

The folks behind all this are people like Russ Vought (head of the office of budget management and primary author of project 2025) and Howard Lutnick (commerce secretary and former Cantor Fitzgerald which is the biggest supporter of the heritage foundation). They want an era of isolationism for the U.S. because they think this country can prosper with the right access to raw materials and straight labor. It’s why they are working on shutting down access to proper education, having Trump go on and on about acquiring Canada and Greenland which is partly for resources and accessibility but also as a buffer zone to the rest of the world. They have been convinced into thinking AI will figure out all the problems with Elon Musk (SpaceX/Starshield/Starlink/Grok) and Peter Thiel/Palantir. Palantir is what found Elon his adult and kids DOGE team which most people have forgotten is really USDS which has access to most federal agencies. Understand that the decision by Trump to fire the NSA chief and his deputy may be in fact be the most dangerous decision Trump has made so far. Timothy Haugh like his last 2 predecessors were restricting the access and control Peter Thiel had through his company Palantir over the CIA/NSA to commit domestic surveillance. Palantir who is now the biggest defense contractor for the CIA/NSA based on publicly available data on DOD contracts (they had $750 million added to their current contract a while back) along with providing day-to-day operations for both agencies. ⁠Palantir is contracted with state and local governments and police here in the U.S. The goal for Palantir is and always has been domestic surveillance. Palantir is an intelligence corporation which provides advanced analysis, sigint, osint, criminal and threat awareness and kill chain efficiencies to all levels of US, UK, and corporate agencies. Now comes the push for removing Trump from office. Elon was the early test to see if scapegoat mechanism would work and it sort of did for him. Which is sort of the plan, scapegoat mechanism at its finest. Peter is a ⁠key believer of scapegoat mechanism for which he says Trump fills that role. Thiel has been grooming JD Vance since 2011 as his benefactor and mentor, Thiel brought Vance to Mar-a- Lago to smooth over things with Trump so Vance could be VP, Thiel gave Vance $15 million in donations to run for Senate (the largest amount of money ever donated to a single Senate candidate ever) Scapegoat mechanism is simple that you have someone in power take on a lot of bad actions then remove them and so the masses feel it’s been all undone. The test case was Elon and DOGE which worked perfectly seeing as how all the federal investigations into Elon are gone and DOGE is still at all the federal agencies. Elon’s employee Amanda Scales still has the private server setup at OPM. All the data they got from the federal agencies and Treasury department when they had hard physical access is still under their control. In September when the gap fund bill signed in March expires along with the deferred resignation program kicking in and the SSA/IRS data being handed over to Palantir as part of the doge plan they have provided for updating the SSA system there could be a lot of reasons for him to be removed from office. Peter Thiel/Palantir just got what they wanted, access to a big enough database for the first step in complete surveillance. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/30/trump-citizenship-database Peter is also a major defense contractor for the UK intelligence community and army along with the major police forces in the UK. He branched out to their healthcare a few years ago with a contract to shift through all the data at NHS England which is done now so Kier announced that NHS England will be shutdown (not NHS). Peter through his company has full access to Norway’s government and civilian surveillance services. Peter/Palantir provides direct support for the IDF (Israel) in all their operations from Gaza to the West Bank to Iran. Thiel directly owns roughly 180 million publicly traded shares which 7%. His investment firm Rivendell 7 owns 34 million publicly traded shares. Other Thiel vehicles own 37 million shares. Thiel entities also own 32.5 million supervoting Class B shares in Palantir. Those class b shares carry 10 votes while public ones carry only 1 vote per share. Now here is the kicker for why he still controls Palantir (link below), Thiel has sole investment power over 335,000 class F shares as part of a trust that has 49.99% voting interest in the company. https://www.barrons.com/articles/palantir-stock-chairman-peter-thiel-b63415c7 Alex Karp the ceo of Palantir knew Thiel well before 2003 when Thiel tapped him to be ceo. Karp has condemned “woke” ways of thinking, calling woke a central risk to Palantir, that Palantir is a counter-example to companies he considers woke. Karp condemned pro-Palestine protests calling them an infection inside of our society, he remarked the peace activists are war activists and they should be sent to North Korea. Karp has said the west has a superior way of living and said he supports Palantir contract with ICE and using the software to enable separation of families. https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/01/alex-karp-hill-summit-trump-00155571 Peter Thiel • ⁠born in West Germany, grew up and went to school in the city of Swakopmund in West South Africa, the city was notorious for its continued glorification of Nazism to a dad who was an engineer working on uranium which was in violation of international law • ⁠Partners with Elon Musk at PayPal, early investor in Facebook • ⁠self-proclaimed Christian nationalist, believes women right to vote is wrong, idolizes Curtis Yarvin and Yarvin’s philosophy on replacing democracy with authoritarianism all in Peter’s own book • ⁠Palantir after its creation in 2003 was bailed out partly by In-Q-Tel the CIA’s venture capital firm

Head_Battle9531

Vance and Thiel have long connections. He helped JD become VP. This is what they want. This is exactly how they planned it. Vance wins next for another 4 years and more and more gov contracts. Plus they are now contracted with foreign govs now and it’s only getting bigger. Every country will implement mass surveillance at some point.

Head_Battle9531

Vance and Thiel have long connections. He helped JD become VP. This is what they want. This is exactly how they planned it. Vance wins next for another 4 years and more and more gov contracts. Plus they are now contracted with foreign govs now and it’s only getting bigger. Every country will implement mass surveillance at some point.

Choose_ur_username1

JD Vance's cat?

anonymous9828

JD Vance is currently trying to reschedule the coverup planning dinner

meltingman4

JD Vance is couched in patriotism and American values. Like Tim Apple and Juan Navarro, maybe we should call him JD Davenport!

BigDaddyBain

JD, is that you? 👀 The idea that tariffs are a "surprise success" ignores the long-term consequences for the average consumer. Sure, other countries might accept tariffs for now, but the reality is that the cost of goods will rise, and the US will still pay the price, especially when alternatives aren’t available domestically. Relocating industries to the US won’t solve everything, especially in sectors like tech or textiles where manufacturing is too costly to move without major price hikes. Sure, tech companies are throwing money at the issue, but that's just a bandaid. In the end, the consumer still loses, and the “relocation” may only be temporary. Long-term, it’s not about the stock market boost today; it’s about the higher costs that will hit people’s pockets tomorrow.

ChalkWhiteVelosterN

No you get a custom video of JD fingering himself

shameless_chicken

No one likes JD Vance though 

darodardar_Inc

Yes lol they did JD dirty haha

darodardar_Inc

JD Minion in newest South Park was fkn hilarious

ring_of_slattern

lol I have no position in PLTR. They’re correcting a bit after the post earnings pump but I’d recommend selling those puts. Look into Peter Thiel, JD Vance, and Project 2025 and consider trumps declining health.

RizzMahTism

So DT + JD + Mikey J = 8.9” combined so who’s the 4th man up in that Apple action??? 🍎🍑🍖

GaryReddit1

Is your name JD Vance?

Charming_Command_978

JD Vance please for the love of fuck dude

hakan_loob44

The real problem is that Howard has been mailing it in for at least a decade and it's bled into everyone else. Like what the fuck does Robin do anymore? The best part of the show was the News because it let to all kinds riffs. Now this show is just endless Ronnie and JD bits.

Final_Ad9418

More JD memes

Gristle__McThornbody

Shut up JD no one cares what you have to say.

-Zug-Zug-

JD stepped in and went full dipshit as is tradition

LifeOfHi

JD’s security name is Suzy

Good-Implement2091

I'm really hoping for 200,000-250,000 Crypto i'm holding ETH up at the moment 70% Stocks I'm holding JD,PYPL,KOF,AXNA,

CoolWerewolf

JD Vance says hello

InitialAd3323

Except the one to take his keys (JD Vance) is even worse since he would really like to run you over on purpose

G0RD0N_CLARK

Anyone still have a +1 for tonights strategy dinner at JD's house?

Craig_the_Intern

JD calls are free money. It always bounces of $30 8/29 $32c

InvisibleEar

>Vice President JD Vance on Wednesday evening is expected to host a group of top administration officials at his residence for a strategy session as the administration considers whether to release the transcript from the Department of Justice interview with Ghislaine Maxwell, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News. Normal things innocent people do

cowboyography

Yep, we will tell the dong this and just ride out 3 years or until the JD coup happens