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Luckily, JD Vance is pretty, because he's not smart.
I wonder if JD has thought about his potential utility as a meat shield during these negotiations
A Huge face ripping pump when the war is actually over, godspeed JD. Then we chop until Warsh takes over mid May and cuts rates, then we rip again.
Insider holding the spy up until weekend JD ready to kneel No other explanation bruh
But what does JD Vance have to say? I’m hungry?
I wonder if JD getting sidelined would cause a drop in PLTR
I wonder what the D stands for in JD? Probably 'Dickhead' 💀
SPY: I can believe my life depends on JD fucking Vance
JD Vance, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner as negotiators... My god what a horrible blunt rotation...
Bringing a general to that meeting is really a mistake. Cooper should sit out. In fact it should really be JD Vance and actual diplomats lol
I kind of look like JD 👖sometimes and it really pisses me off.
JD and Iran 2mrrw. https://preview.redd.it/95lsyrrfy5ug1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979f673dd2454a9d0e181e84bd1a355cb5d94c8f
Iran is going to convert JD Vance to Islam with their beautiful, luxurious couches.
JD gonna mysteriously decide not to go to Pakistan late Friday night
I feel edgy about JD vance leading this negotiation. The situation is already tense, what if he starts to insulting then like why didn't you even say thank you talk or insulting on how they dress.
Really solid post, and props for actually citing your sources. Well said. Elon's no dummy — you can't knock him for being clever. Burry's no idiot either, but I think he's annoyed that Elon's figured out how to game the system. Elon isn't just a tech guy; he also knows exactly how to create value from nothing. He's today's JD Rockefeller, plain and simple.
🥭 gonna try to trade JD for peace this weekend
Rumours are the IRGC are shopping around for a gold embroided sofa for JD This means full port calls friday and big uppies Monday
i mean JD may be just 'behaving' because hes VP and all who knows, bugger might undo everything trump did and try to win back crowd with angel behavior
They are actively trying to ruin the ceasefire - Israeli Opposition saying the war failed to achieve its objectives and Bibi overplayed his hand. The domestic imperative > JD Vance on tarmac.
JD has to answer for his inactivity in executive 25th Amendment
Fucking JD chances of a win is major issue
Maybe JD is in meetings all day to fix this and the Don is waiting for the final words. Any premature tweet might hurt. This is still on a falling knife´s edge. Personally my bets are on doomsday for Iran, but my port hopes for them to see the light. NO, not that light. Put the nuke down. ;)
JD is having peace talks Saturday, unless that is cancelled my assumption is that the price will hold/pump because the markets respond to tweets and notions of a deal rather than the objective reality that this ceasefire is horrendous
They sending JD again? https://preview.redd.it/700zywg792ug1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b00cfb1414dc269585657f62199cabe7c0c2598
My bet is that Iran also a bunch of retards and they haven’t learned 🌮. Also they don’t know JD Vance killed the pope. So they’re gonna show up in Pakistan. Bols can only hope.
JD Vance: "Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire deal" ... Translation: We don't give a fuck about Lebanon or their people, we gave 🐝🐝a green light to scorch that country out of existence. Market: Sorry but we also don't give a fuck, we just care about Hormuz and the movement of oil
OG popes would be dealing with JD to plot regime change
JD Vance with his face: Trust me bro
Israel and the US have no other choice.. other than completely neutralize the IRGC or plant a false flag Part of me wonders if JD will be that false flag on friday after all that 25A talk these last 2 days 😅 I’m so fucking blue anon these days it’s crazy
JD Vance: "Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire deal" Translation: We don't give a fuck about Lebanon, we can't ask Israel to stop killing Lebanese people, fuck'em Market: We just care about Hormuz and the movement of oil
It’s a single unit of JD Vance.
New administration. Did anybody think about switching to monitoring the McDonalds around that place? But maybe he´s not directly starting shooting and trying to reach JD to find out what the f\_ is going on. Calls on McDonalds though. I think the serious people in Iran have no will to actually force the IRGC to comply.
Vice President JD Vance on Wednesday was confronted with a recent report that the Pentagon threatened the Vatican with military force. --- And he actually sidestepped the question. How is that just an automatic no? ^^^^unless...
Naw he’s just trying to get JD to help him find the send button on his “ima kill an entire civilization” tweet again. He’s got too much tanning lotion on to press send.
JD Vance saying the first 10 point peace plan is something produced by chatgpt while the *real* one was produced by Truth Search AI, Truth Social's AI chatbot
Resign - let JD take the shitty deal
Yeah - you pull out and sacrifice Hegseth & JD. Easy.
what a dumb fukin idiot JD vance is
We short if he's dead right? Coz when it lands fully that JD is now president everyone will sell everything I assume? Invest in physical gold and so on.
No fucking way. You send that freak JD to my neck of the woods and I am folding. I saw what he did to the pope. WET SAND ain’t stupid.
OI hughie. no deals*. \*\*starts pounding bessents bussy violently while JD watches\*\**
This Pakistan peace talk is gonna be a complete shit show. They’re sending JD Vance, the Mr. Magoo famous for killing the Pope.
The year is 2030, The strait of Hormuz has been opening and closing on a daily basis for the past 4 years. Stagflation has gripped the country & JD just won the election on the promise that he will finish the job in Iran. Gas is $20 a gallon & you just received your draft letter. Life could be better.
Actually they announced JD isn't going, they didn't say please. (Canceled due to security concerns for Vance.)
JD Vance says Iran has promised to open Hormuz… why would he ever lie to us?
JD Vance's eyeliner is phenomenal
The last time JD Vance negotiated anything is when he traded 2 cows in exchange for his wife in New Delhi
I like the fat internet JD Vance better, let’s send him instead.
JD “The Mediator” Vance on his way to unify the Middle East. What could go wrong?
There's a lot of short covering plus a ton of retail buying the f-ing Dip. I lightened up some as well. It's just too crazy when you consider the parties involved in the ceasefire. Even JD Vance called it fragile, he's not kidding.
You know JD vance is gonna have fun in Pakistan it's his type of country
Don´t worry guys! JD is on the case! 🤡
JD Vance being sent to Pump-i-stan to eventually be blamed for the failure of this war.
JD Vance has puts, he said this is not gonna last
Interesting however, since JD Vance is the lead negotiator who did accept and actually read the plan. I guess he was tired of war and just wanted it to end.
I want to be Fat JD for Halloween
Straight up BS. I don’t know about anyone else but I see an asshole ruining everything he touches for his own enrichment. I’m so tired of this BS just impeach already and let’s put JD in there because both parties hate him and he will be a lame duck.
Now let's see JD Vance's card.
JD is getting ready for his trip to Pakistan. Time to refill the spank bank. https://preview.redd.it/8cjf1e3jqwtg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43435212c8cdbff4515643c51d293242ac8faa77
From threatening genocide to meeting irl JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US prepares for in-person talks with Iran, likely including VP JD, CNN reports.
Do the one with JD as what’s his face
You think they are drawing straws in Iran on who goes to Islamabad? It’s bad enough that you have to talk with JD Vance, but if talks go bad, there’s a chance you get blown up before you arrive back in Tehran.
China opening soon, baba JD haven't made huge moves yet
Iran says they get to keep control of the strait, AND they get to keep enriching uranium? JD is a worse negotiator than I thought
This is gonna be JD Vances big moment. And we will hear about it daily until 2028
Iranians don't want to talk to Kushner or Witkoff. JD Vance is apparently the representative on the US side talking to Pakistan.. so I guess it's possible he's feeding Kushner information.
I’d like to thank JD Vance for bringing peace to the Middle East.
“JD said they are close to a deal, I’m gonna give them another 2 weeks to work out the finer details”
JD is the negotiator for the US regarding a ceasefire, the question is will Iran say sorry?
God fucking damn it. I have money on this working out well and they send in JD fucking Vance? Really?
This doesn't pass the smell test. I bet this is the US planting this as an off ramp. Setting up "JD Vance" , jesus man they make it so obvious lmao.
BREAKING, CBS NEWS: Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif is negotiating a ceasefire with Iran, with U.S. Vice President JD Vance acting as Washington’s interlocutor, sources told CBS News. The talks aim to secure a temporary halt to the conflict and open the door for broader diplomacy.
JD says aliens are demons so this tracks re antichrist ish
Guys dont worry, the three musketeers of Witkoff, Kushner and JD are on the scene
Washington D.C., The White House JD: Okay little Marco, lock Hegseth in his office with a case of bud light and two call girls from behind the ally way. That should keep him busy for a while. ScottyB, you distract 🥭 with reruns of the Andy Griffith show. Leavitt, fetch me my IKEA furniture brochure. It will be a long flight to Pakistan. I'm going to negotiate an end this conflict once and for all 😑
Erika why you go to JD’s house so much.
Why is JD in Hungary? What a fn tool.
You trying to make “JD Pence sworn in” sound badass?
JD Vance is about to give Orban the pope treatment 🪦 Bullish.
JD Vance, Vance refrigeration
>we feel confident that we can get a response, wether it’s positive or negative Well that covers it guys. JD is a fucking sage like fortune teller.
So JD Vance is going the authoritarian wrote supporting Victor Orban for a reelection in Hungary. One of Putin’s favorite people who is part of NATO, which is mind-boggling.
The head line should be… JD’s breath smells like Trumps ass
There are definitely parts of his base that he lost due to this. My whole family besides my sister and I are MAGA Republicans. They do not support him at this point, the biggest reason they voted for him was “America first”, but it is clear even to them that was has not occurred. They are pissed and hate him now. They’ll probably vote for JD Vance because they are morons, but they want Trump to be forced out of office
JD is awful but I don’t think he would have done the tariffs or this war of choice.
JD could never command MAGA like Trump does
Well, I guess if you switch out “sister” for “dog”, there’s a chance JD Vance could become the king slayer.
JD Vance would be no better than trump. There might not be videos held by foreign governments of jd assaulting kids, but he is still beholden to the billionaires and the heritage foundation.
Instead of just saying “the 25th amendment is there for a reason,” maybe actually read how that works out first? Who invokes the 25th Amendment? JD Vance Who has to approve of it? Half of his cabinet Can it be turned down? Yes, Trump just has to write a letter to Congress. What happens next? Congress now has to have two-thirds of the members vote him out. Who has the majority? Republicans. That’s literally why nothing has been or will happen. Again, do research next time.
JD doesn’t want JD as president at this point.
If nuclear war was gonna happen, they wouldn't have left JD Vance in Hungary. Mango would never... Oh my god...
I like how Mango makes a threat, and shortly after JD pulls his dick out of a couch and says; "yeah we have weapons they don't even know about! They're with my other couch in Canada! Don't make us go get them." Anyways, SPY 655 eod ... it'll be flat for two weeks to snipe y'alls options premiums.