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I just opened a Brokerage account

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Citi says crude oil fall $65 per barrel. JP Morgan says it can jump to $380 per barrel. This is the quality of most prestigious foreign brokerages.

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Wall Street Newsletter 8 : Stock market prediction for “July” month using pure logic based analysis. Hell ? or Slow death ?

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Asset Management, Wealth Management, or I-Banking?

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Global oil prices could reach a “stratospheric” $380 a barrel - JP Morgan says.

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JPMorgan says energy stocks are the best bet in the market right now

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Can anyone help explain please?

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Reports state China is issuing new Government bonds to fund multi-billion dollar infrastructure stimulus package. Get in HSBC, JP Morgan (et al) bankers. Get in!!

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Lyft is marked overweight by JP Morgan Chase and Wedbush. Price target $37

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JP Morgan economists see no Recession seen in future??

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Two types of Nintendo shares?

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Here is a Market Recap for today Monday, June 27, 2022

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Morgan Stanley's Mike Wilson or JP Morgan's Marko Kolanovic, which analyst do you agree with?

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Rebalance bounce won't work and lower earnings guidance will drive markets lower.

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Could these be the reasons for today's rally in the Stock Market?

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JP Morgan on ‘luudes: Market is poised for a strong 2nd half of 2022 as the US economy avoids a recession and inflation gets cut in half

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JP Morgan sees new ATH for S&P 500 in 2022

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“...Fucking Ship it JP”

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On a more serious note than is usually posted here, does anyone feel like their life is crashing down? SRS (misc forum reference)

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foreclosures and bank stocks

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JP messed up!!! IMO the super rich will pull their money

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JP messed up!!! IMO A lot of super rich will pull what money they have left out of JP

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JP messed up!! Oops, When will the 1 percent stop using hedge funds

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Was today selling in the stock market the result of Swiss Franc ?

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$MSTR DD

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Boom always turns to bust eventually. Lube up accordingly.

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There is a train coming tomorrow that will last until at least through September. The purpose is to bring markets down.

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Amazon should go below $100.

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J. Powell is getting egged on to take the biggest sh*t ever in The Punch Bowl

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Strategists Say Chinese Stocks Are Cheap

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JP Morgan Doing Everything They Can To Help Society

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Jamie Dimon (JP Morgan) warned us yesterday

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Compilation of Forecasting & Opinions from Economists, Analysts & Business 5/23/22 - 6/1/22

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JPMorgan Chase CEO warns of economic hurricane: ‘You better brace yourself’

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Jamie Dimon Says JP Morgan Is Bracing Itself for Economic ‘Hurricane’ -Says Fed actions, war in Europe create unprecedented challenge -Still too soon to say how intense the storm will be, CEO says

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A reminder of what’s to come you filthy animals…..

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Burrys Q1 2008 Truth Bomb Bodes True Today

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Merrill Lynch behaviour and ADRs of Russian Stocks

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May 26th stock market news

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$250 billion in ‘rebalancing’ inflows could rescue stocks by the end of June, JPMorgan says

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Imminent Bull Market

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Proof that cnbc lies and brings people to lie to public, read the comment in Twitter and watch the video of Scott saying "oh Pete you only bought 2 (JP Morgan and now Best Buy) companies this year" when Pete was pumping PayPal in February. Twitter screen show in reply will show it🫡

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"This is an opportunity to build a best-in-class, multi-year portfolio."

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JP know whats right. Calls dusted

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Is there a big sale on Wall Street

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Where to find Equity Research Papers?

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Bank Equity Research Reports

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According to Yahoo Finance, JP Morgan’s Chief Economist has downgraded US GDP forecast by 2023. Recession imminent? I’m holding Cash!

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I love you fools so if any of y'all got some positions or 'emerging market' portfolios in the Philippines pull out now

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The Case for Optimism: Time to be greedy when others are fearful

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With passive investing, would it be right to assume that all stock that is in a famous index will be overvalued/the best investment opportunities will be in stock that don't feature in a big index?

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Is JP going to shit on my puts?

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'Wall Street sees greater risk of default by major banks'

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Give us hope! War w/ the CCCP, economic war w/ the CCP, worried about DT w his peepee on CCTV, JP raising BPs, and Roe v Wade. JC man, just fuck me

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Want to get into crypto investing but find it confusing?

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Short the housing market

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JPY weakness indicating near term global crash?

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Twitter Puts "Leak" Yolo

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PIRATE GANG - YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF XO ($ZIM) PART 2

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Insights from JP Morgan's earnings. Market optimism? Headsup on Goldman ...

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JP Morgan - SHORT

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The week ahead in options. Twitter, JP Morgan, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs and more.

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Are we Fucked?

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ARE WE FUKD????

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pls help with my homework is the answer 0.25-.5%??? - JP

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JPMorgan (JPM) Stock Lost 25% in 5 Months - Dragging Major Indices Down - Yet Jaime Dimon's Compensation More Than Doubles

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PYPL/Fintech Surge today

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Please help - writing a paper for Investment class and struggling for sources.

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Why do people believe a recession is imminent when we just spent more US Dollars the last 24 months than the rest of history combined?

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$CNP CenterPoint Energy - Undervalued and Natural Gas/Electricity Options Play

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Inverse JP Morgan.

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JP Morgan Chase Regulatory Fines - Eye's Wide Open

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Stock Market Outlook: Take Risk and Buy 'Bubble Stocks,' JPMorgan Says. ARE YOU REALY SERIOUS JP

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Is it possible to find bank signals for JP Morgan, Barclays, Morgan Stanley, etc?

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So how can I tell what’s “priced in “?

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Need help with brokerage reports

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The British Are Coming - $PSFE

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JP Morgan Chase bank pays $920,000,000 fine for manipulating silver lower than it should be

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JP Morgan says the Chinese internet is now “uninvestable”. Downgrades 28 stocks.

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JP Morgan says Chinese the internet is now “uninvestable”. Downgrades 28 stocks.

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For March 11th

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For March 10th

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Goldman-Sachs and JP Morgan inducted into WSB

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What are the best stocks that you can add to your portfolio for dividend income?

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$BRGO finishes 2 more notes!

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For March 7th

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S&P Dow Jones Removes Russian Stocks (incl. ADRs/GDRs) from indices at a price of $0. (And why it does not matter.)

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Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan are buying cheap Russian Bonds. Widely share, they need to be called on this as they're playing both sides

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Should JP Morgan and Chase be sanctioned for buying cheap Russian bonds?

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Bloomberg: Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan "already pouncing" on "cheap" Russian assets. "To be sure, the sanctions on Russia haven't outright banned trading in the assets."

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For February 25th

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For February 24th

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For February 23rd

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Meme Stonk Rotation Is Here

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How world issues will influence the stock market in the future

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JP Morgan is entering the Metaverse and so should you

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For February 15th

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Here's Your Daily Market Brief For February 14th

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super casual headlines/DD about Pfizer (PFE)

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super casual headlines/DD about Pfizer (PFE)

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Smokey Nagata of Top Secret JP fame. 🏎

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Cpi going to be off the charts- not coming down. But JP might pump with more aggressive moves. I mean he should have been aggressive way way before and we wouldn’t be here but he’s an old fuk

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1. You'll make more dividends.. but lose more in gains when the markets trend back up. 2. JEPI is still new. It's done well but who's to say if it will always be so. 3. Because of what it is, it's not really investing per se. Even if it's not a full covered call ETF you're still investing more in the management skill of JP Morgan, not stocks. All that being said I'm about 10-15% in JEPI and am fairly happy with that.

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Source: JP Morgan

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>Crypto cannot be stolen. It's literally impossible. It never leaves the blockchain. "It never leaves the block chain" does not mean it is never stolen. There are 5000 articles exactly like this: [https://futurism.com/the-byte/hackers-are-already-stealing-nfts](https://futurism.com/the-byte/hackers-are-already-stealing-nfts) >But that does leave a lot of room for an NFT marketplace to improve and set themselves apart vs the others with how wallets and private keys are managed. All of these wallet/private key management just screams "trusting a third party". Which defeats the whole purpose of putting it on the blockchain in the first place. >Again, none of this is a flaw of NFT tech. This is like saying my back account being hacked "is not a flaw with the password protocol of JP Morgan Chase". The use case is what matters; not the technology. >Edit: just like having a damaged box of an item can greatly reduce the value of it, losing the authenticating NFT significantly reduces the value. Tough shit. If the NFTs ever get out of wack with who owns what, then the NFTs no longer are worthwhile certificates of authenticity. If the company has to mint a new NFT to certify that a product isn't counterfeit, then it's no different than just a signed letter from them saying its authentic. And there would be no reason to use it instead of the signed letter.

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My predictions: Too many cross currents to have conviction on anything right now. I think CPI will likely come in less than expected (8.7%) and markets will briefly rally, especially tech. But QT hasn't even started in earnest yet. 94% of market thinks Fed will increase by 75bps on 7/27 (6% believe 50bps increase). Even though 75bps is priced in, market will probably stall on 7/27 or 7/28 after JP speaks. If anything, I'd buy some SPX calls as a hedge since I'm 75% in cash right now but I'll wait to see if we're down tomorrow before doing that.

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JP Morgan was a week early

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I don't really listen to a lot of podcasts but sometimes - I will listen to Bloomberg Masters in Business - link to Bloomberg podcasts here - [https://www.bloomberg.com/podcasts](https://www.bloomberg.com/podcasts) Also - just realized you asked about economy related insights - I normally prefer content from FIs so you may find these useful: RBC Capital Markets - [https://www.rbccm.com/en/insights/podcasts.page](https://www.rbccm.com/en/insights/podcasts.page) Charles Schwab - [https://www.schwab.com/learn/podcasts](https://www.schwab.com/learn/podcasts) JP Morgan - [https://www.jpmorgan.com/solutions/cib/insights/podcast-hub](https://www.jpmorgan.com/solutions/cib/insights/podcast-hub) Fidelity - [https://institutional.fidelity.com/app/item/RD\_13569\_45567/fidelity-podcast-series.html](https://institutional.fidelity.com/app/item/RD_13569_45567/fidelity-podcast-series.html) If you are looking for reading materials about the economy - r/econmonitor is a good source.

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Tesla's current PE is 77 - Twitter's PE is 166... TradeDesk is over 200... I agree that there are investors who are not willing to touch a company beyond 35-40 and consider that overvalued, but there is clearly a broad market for people to speculate on future earnings and market share and there are clearly enough people who believe Tesla is not insane being valued at a PE of 77. The question to ask is what does the market think the lowest multiple should be for Tesla to be a steal in this current market. Tesla will show some weakness due to manufacturing slowdown from China etc and they will show lower deliveries and people may hammer the stock down to maybe $600 or $625... JP Morgan says 380 which I highly doubt. But then they will start to post insane numbers once production ramps up in all their factories and deliveries happen at an incredible rate to make up for backlog. The stock will go through the roof and revisit $1200 - at that point is there another correction? Maybe? But down to $1000? and by then there will be new products and hype - Cybertruck hasn't even shipped yet. Maybe during an automotive down cycle we get the Tesla robot and that makes investors bullish... who knows... the point is comparing Tesla to Toyota and Toyotas margins and large debt to convert to full or major EV etc and that only sells cars/trucks - is not an apples to apples comparison and in the end brand does matter. IF Tesla is still the first (however late they are) to FSD then what? Who wants to save 10K and buy a Toyota when if you spend that extra money you have a car that will drive you around for you? I'm just saying there is a lot to this market and a lot that hasn't happened and we should be looking at their stock price in relation to all of that and not trying to find an excuse to knock down their PE before buying Tesla's stock just because they are so different from other legacy car makers.

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Generally, smaller cap indices are both more volatile but more rewarding than large cap indices, for the reason that there is more opportunity for massive growth in smaller companies. However, in making individual stock selection, there is immense risk in going for those smaller companies, while Apple or JP Morgan Chase are 'safer' bets that will deliver performance similar to the market. Most stocks underperform even Treasury bills, and in picking small companies without much track record, there is a very high probability you are picking one of the 'bad' companies. If you want to take risk in a diversified manner, consider overweighting small cap value (AVUV, for example) in your portfolio.

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I'm not even mad at TBTB. If I could rig a system to my advantage and be unexplainably rich beyond my wildest dreams, I'm sure I would too. I'm not really bitter about it anymore. But I am pretty bored. Seeing every major index and mid to mega cap stock trade identically every day like pump and dumps, while still theta ganging the options holders is totally old news now. I really can't wait for the blood in the streets just so there is a new normal in the market. Maybe next time I'll see the rigging trend early and get in myself. But this whole, "market trades up on nuclear launch and JP Morgan likes SNAP to $190" retard shit has worn it's welcome with me. Yawn.

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Rip JP 🦞

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is JP incompetent or intentionally destroying the economy?

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The COMEX registered silver is down 53% in a year and a half. Millions of ounces. Somebody is buying like crazy. 69 mil oz left and the comex will be drained. There is oviously price manipulation, as JP Morgan had to pay $920 in 2019, for manipulation of the precious metals markets: https://www.reuters.com/article/jp-morgan-spoofing-penalty-idINKBN26K325

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I read in the news this morning JP Morgan has now cut prediction to under $100 a barrel

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Although most assume JP Morgan is at fault, the price of SLV is actually suppressed by Mr. T, who stands over the JP Morgan trading desk every day with arms folded, daring them to buy anything but GLD.

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The point that your example was dumb. They were fined for not reporting currency swaps that were typically held less than 24 hours between large institutions. JP Morgan paid this fine just to not fight with the government about it. In the article it said the charges were brought AND resolved at the same time.

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Why are JP Morgan’s Tesla and Oil price targets the same…

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Goldman, JP, <400m private equities

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JP Morgan taking tips from Cramer confirmed.

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I honestly couldn't tell you. I DRS'd from E*Trade 3 times and from JP Morgan 3 times, the quickest took 4 days start to finish, the slowest was 3 weeks.

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Out of day trades bruh. Gotta wait till tomorrow. JP Morgan doesn’t let you even if your balance is over 25k stupid shit

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They are reporting what Citi and JP are forecasting, this isn’t them saying what oil will be at

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JP said spy can see 3,000 and GS said Apple can drop another -40%, and contrarians expect global recession beginning of next year…Looks like a long bear market this time

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Long NRGD since $40s….. lol thanks oil bulls for listening to JP Morgan’s $300PT !

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Translate: JP Morgan would love to buy TSLA for $385 so we are going to lower our price target so you fools sell out to make it cheaper for us to buy. Thanks

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JP has a better track record than the bank.

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JP trying to lower the target so they can cover their shorts with their paper silver![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

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JP Morgans ghost sends his warmest regards from Satan's armpit. Says it will be a cold day in Hell if they ever supported Tesla.

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As far as I know we don't have this system. I can buy some ADR on certain European exchanges. For example, I can buy the Nintendo ADR on the Frankfurt (Germany) stock exchange in euros. We can buy many foreign shares directly. For example, Apple is listed on the Milan Stock Exchange in euros :) I'm probably going to get the real (or how to call it) Nintendo stock on the Nasdaq. So the one with ISIN JP3756600007 and ticker NTDOF.

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Someone likes brownnosing for mms I see. These guys aren't your friends you dork. You're like a burger joint owner simping for JP Morgan, "they're businessmen, just like me" pfffffffftttt.

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JP Morgan also said oil is going to skyrocket to $385 per barrel in 2023, and that bitcoin is going to $38K by July ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

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Wells Fargo keeps hiring senior leaders who were let go from JP Morgan and then ultimately lay-off 100 people who actually do work.

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Odd, JP Morgan’s macro strategists have been calling for a strong second half rebound and DBs have been calling for a nasty recession. Wouldn’t take the word of stock analysts tbh

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They are analysed in different hour, so make sense. JP Morgan when the sun is in orion, while DB during venus retrogradation.

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> If the CBLS (Central Bank Liquidity Swaps, $10,057 Billion, are excluded, 83.9 percent ($16.41 trillion) of all assistance would be provided to only 14 institutions. Table 17 and Figure 22 display the degree to which a few Too Big To Fail institutions received the preponderance of support from the Fed. We note in passing that the six largest foreign-based institutions would receive 36 percent ($10.66 trillion) of the total bailout. Table 17 14 largest participants (excluding CBLS), in billions Participant | Total | Percentage of total ---|---|---- Citigroup | $2,654.0 | 13.6% Merrill Lynch | 2,429.4 | 12.4 Morgan Stanley | 2,274.3 | 11.6 AIG | 1,046.7 | 5.4 Barclays (UK) | 1,030.1 | 5.3 Bank of America | 1,017.7 | 5.2 BNP Paribas (France) | 1,002.2 | 5.1 Goldman Sachs | 995.2 | 5.1 Bear Stearns | 975.5 | 5.0 Credit Suisse (Switzerland) | 772.8 | 4.0 Deutsche Bank (Germany) | 711.0 | 3.6 RBS (UK) | 628.4 | 3.2 JP Morgan Chase | 456.9 | 2.3 UBS (Switzerland) | 425.5 | 2.2 All others | 3,139.3 | 16.1 **Totals** | **$19,559.00** | **100%** Well, there's your list of confirmed too-big-to-fail groups. Might not be a bad play to start scooping up shares when they're about to go bust again this time - too much has already been thrown at them for the fed to let them fail now.

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Oil always crashes in a recession. JP trying to unload before July29

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JP will raise 75 bps because the core pce is 4.7%. He wants it 2%

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I think that JP analyst meant that oil could go up 38 dollars instead of 380. Has to be a misprint. No one in their right mind would say something so stupidly far fetched.

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So how short is JP exactly on Tesla 😂

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Lol. I think it was JP Morgan saying oil could hit $380. These guys are the funniest.

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Update: I reached out to Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, BofA, and US Bank. Got dismissed at reception from BofA and US Bank. Wells Fargo at least had a banker hear my case. He mentioned that they cannot make me a market for swaps unless I obtain an ISDA. I think that's their polite way of saying fuck off. At JP Morgan, I was able to sit with an investment banker. Probably because they hold a majority of my assets. They were happy to write up swaps on Musk's companies but not his net worth. Even then they wanted much higher notional commitment from me than the 31K I was proposing. That doesn't work for me. That's about it, folks. Pretty disappointing.

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That would be the motherfucking FED. Well, with the assistance of JP Morgan to execute the trades. They're manipulating the fuck out of this to keep it propped until they drop horrible non-farm payrolls and unemployment numbers on Friday.

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>subject to things like the changing yen per USD amount, So its better to buy the stock with ISIN: JP3756600007 no?

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>NTDOY is an unsponsored adr Hello, I'm sorry for the late reaction (didn't see you post first). What do you mean with unsponsored adr? Better to go with the stock with ISIN JP3756600007?

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2008 was a depression-like credit crisis that we had not seen since the great depression. That's a dramatic comparison if you're suggesting we're heading into that scenario. Russia's production can't be replaced, which is why JP Morgan had such a high worst scenario price on it. Putin will probably screw the EU over right as winter hits and Saudi Arabia still hasn't gone back up to pre-covid production levels. There's a lot more risk to the upside than down IMO.

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Didn’t JP Morgan Chance just say it has a potential to go to $380?

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If you talk about my boy JP like that again I'm gonna fuck you up bro. He create Demonik!

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“If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." And now the banks are incentivized to lobby and shitpost on behalf of Russia to get their money. Top 100 pictures of why we want to suck Putin's manboobs. - JP Morgan Chase

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But JP Morgan told me crude oil would reach $380 a barrel.

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(69) missed calls JP Morgan

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JP: oil going to $380 Oil: nope🩸

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Nuh uh JP morgan said 380 a barrel

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JP Morgan rating TSLA as underweight and lowers the price target to $385 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)

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We just had a JP Morgan analyst join a special 401(k) meeting at my job, and this dude sat there and literally said, without an ounce of irony, the low unemployment rate but skyrocketing inflation and the fed raising rates is NOT a recipe for a recession even though his own slides showed data worse than 2008. It took everything I had not to unmute myself and call his BS.

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This is the thing. What JP and Y are saying is priced in but what’s really happening is not.

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I have about 31K that I can use for this trade. I'll hit up Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, BofA, and US Bank tomorrow. I'll keep you all posted.

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JP Morgan was one week off. 7% up week this week

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3rd one. Acorrding to looser definitions tho. But fullfils them. A JP Morgan or such calculated the risk of Global Nuclear at 5% this year. Hope its priced in already:D

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Ah, so do you think IB at JP would be better on my resume than mckinsey long-term? I’m more concerned with that than the specifics of the experience, as I expect analysts in general don’t necessarily acquire life changing skills.

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Trying to break into consulting doesn’t preclude switching teams at JP. You should def try to switch teams at JP if you’re not happy where you’re at. At the same time, if you are interested in consulting, definitely drop your resumes at your target firms (deadlines are typically this month and then in September).

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Hopefully JP&Co can raise a few more times before economic situation too bad . If we have a bad recession they need to be able to lower rates but for this they need to be relatively high . You don't want a recession with low rates

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Ok JP Morgan. Didn’t know ya’ll had reddit accounts

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Recession fears could dip oil. We saw that last week when it fell to 105ish after some bad economy reports. But even in a true recession, the demand still exceeds supply, so I wouldn't expect anything significant or long lasting. I don't think we see the $380 that JP Morgan floats as a worst case scenario, but current levels seem reasonable IMO. If we get some significant news about a recession, or Venezuelan oil flows (or anything similar), it might test $100, but I don't think it'll be long lasting.

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I was thinking about consulting too! But I was worried it would be more difficult to break into it than it would be to switch teams at JP. Thanks for this !

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Weird thing is… JP Morgan CEO said that a “hurricane” is coming

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JP Morgan- “The bank's confidence stems from its view that the annualized inflation rate will get cut in half in the second half of the year, to 4.2% from 9.4%, which would "allow central banks to pivot and avoid producing an economic downturn," JPMorgan's Marko Kolanovic said. Such a sharp decline could be driven only by a cease-fire between Russia and Ukraine, which JPMorgan expects in the second half of the year as the economic costs of the war become fully realized for many countries, including Russia.” JP Morgan please take your lithium and stop doing methyl amphetamine.

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JP Morgan - “Not only does JPMorgan not expect an economic recession to materialize anytime soon, but it expects a reacceleration in global economic growth” JP just done a whole kilo of copium to themselves.

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Are JP trying to dump their bags or what? https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/stock-market-outlook-economy-avoid-recession-inflation-cut-in-half-2022-6?utmSource=twitter&utmContent=referral&utmTerm=topbar&referrer=twitter

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Rip JP Rogan. Can’t believe he died again.

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Hello JP morgan

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We need to get it down before JP wakes up and sees it and start getting ideas

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And just to add on, since you have JP on your resume already, you’re a shoo in for MBB or Big 4.

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JP in Spanish is Jotapé. Jotapé Morgan.

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Futes would be depressing if it weren’t going to suddenly get that 7% from rebalancing that JP Morgan promised me.

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Wall Street is the worst place you should be getting price targets from. Just last week a JP Morgan analyst said that the sp500 would be up 7% in the week. It went down 2%. That’s a 9% swing in a 1 week prediction. If they can be that far off in 1 week, who know how far off they’re gonna be in a year

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I think recession and market crash will bring oil and gas prices down, but JP Morgan think oil will go to $380, and only one of us can be correct.

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Real estate? During a bubble? Okay, where's this property you suggest purchasing? What's this secret investment that's consistently more profitable than the S&P500? You should call up JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs, who will pay you literally any amount you ask for to go work for them.

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imagine not having all your cash in JP Morgan Chase Manhattan Bank

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Yea I dont think it makes any sense to sell anything held this far. Even if we are in for some catastrophe, the market always comes back from them. Its just soooooo strange how we are repeating the early 1900’s. Pandemic, war in europe, big spooks in the stock market. Even with the spooks theres weird parallels to the 1907 crash with JP Morgan saving the day much like the fed saved the 2020 crash. Then no one could save the next one. I hope this isnt that all over again :/ its as though history loves to repeat itself

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Why don't the so called "institutional" folks start accepting and trading cryptocurrency on their own legacy platforms then, such a ETrade, TD Ameritrade, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, Brownhole Capital, and so on and so on if they think it's so great?

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JP Morgan must be holding massive bags to spew this stupidity

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No problem lmfao. Also, I get that. You're just like my cousin he does the same exact thing. The reason I use TD or JP Morgan is cuz i trade on my pc and the litany of reasons I wrote above. Robinhood is the devil, but they use the same clearing house as Webull, apex clearing. Which is why both of them were the first ones to turn off the buy button and why I hate them both. To each their own tho. If you're insistent on trasing on ur phone, chase has a good app. However, like i said, they don't let u do dailies, so u probs won't like them. Unfortunate that none of them meet ur style, however if u ever move to trading on ur computer (which I would recommend) I'd HIGHLY recommend using another broker

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Robinhood and webull suck cuz they fucked over retail by turning off the buy button last january. Plus their business models and order routing are particularly scummy. I'd recommend TD Ameritrade, Fidelity, and/or JP Morgan You invest. Each have their own advantages/disadvantages. For options trading, I'd say TD Ameritrade. they'll pretty much let u do whatever with options (0dte etc.) and you can get real time quotes there directly from the NYSE. I've heard their think or swim platform is amazing, but I'm too dumb to use it. Their website UI is nice too and customer support is top tier. I've been on hold like once in the 2 years I used them. Only drawback is if you buy an option and sell it the same day, u won't be able to use those funds till the next day, but if u sell it any day after that day, you can use them immediately. Also, they charge a 65 cent commission for each options contract u purchase, but stock trading is free. For trust, I'd go with fidelity. They were the only brokerage that didn't put any restrictions on gme or amc (probs cuz they were long) and they have decent customer service. Wire transfers are free in and out. I think trading is free for stocks but idk about options. Also tbh I'm not sure how trading with unsettled funds works. Downsides are their website and UI are SHIT. As you can see, I use this one the least becase I primarily trade options. I still would consider them if ur worried about a brokerage halting ur trading or fucking u. Fidelity seems to be the least scummy. Finally, JP Morgan. Firstly, it's really nice if u have a chase banking account for multiple reasons. Your brokerage account appears with all ur bank accounts/credit cards right on the app/website. You can transfer money between ur chase bank accounts and brokerage account for free and instantly during market hours. AND the really cool thing is that ur brokerage account balance counts towards ur bank account balances. So, if you add em all together u can get special perks that u can look into depending on the total balances (15k, 75k, 150k, etc.), but since u have like 10k to ur name u probs dont care about that lmao. As for trading, no comissions that i know of if i remember correctly (i used to use them a lot but i started using td mostly cuz im a 0dte degen). Which brings me to my next point, they only let u play options that expire on friday, so no midweek options. Also, u cant buy options that expire the same day, so no 0dtes. However, they let u trade with unsettled funds immediately so u can buy and sell the same day and buy again. Make sure not to sell something u bought with unsettled funds the same day u bought them tho or else you'll get a good faith violation. No real time quotes tho unfortunately :(, but website and UI are good. Customer support is top tier as well. Idk how good the apps are tho cuz i trade on my pc, but chase has a good app cuz i used it sometimes. Td and fidelity idk. Fidelity's app probs sucks if their website fuckin sucks. All in all, it's up to u and what ur looking for and how/ what u trade. Sorry for the novel, but just wanted u to have all the info u needed. Lmk what u go with, and good luck with not going bankrupt fellow tard.

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JP Morgan gets paid to put bullshit out there like this just to convince pleb retail to buy so their rich buddies can unload. Zyzzonomics argument only stronger w the JPMorgan article

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The odds of Zyzzonomics being right and JP Morgan putting this out so they can offload their position are fairly high.

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JP Morgan also said BTC to $38,000 is likely last month, it's at $19,000 now.

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JP Morgan Jr. hated Jesus because turning the other cheek doesn't let you sell surplus US Army weapons to both sides in a World War.

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Bumble? He's actually a JP Morgan employee who's been selling the respondents to that guy by the dumpster for body parts to fuel his stock addiction. A common scam. Wendy's is an ugly place this century.

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Nah, that is nice, really, very unique when I can share thoughts and not just hate :) with bears or even bulls, I am not on any side... I was a huge bull for oil when it was minus priced per barrel, I was a huge bear for EV-s when it was hyped (quite the same time). I see similarity now, ppl are basically burring growth, but everything is cyclical almost in the stock market... So I much more bet that good, growth companies will get back stronger than before (if your concurrency dies, you will be stronger after the crisis), so I put my money here now... I waited 1 year in oil, I can wait, actually hate to wait cos life is short, but so far I do not see a better strategy here. Sorry for the offtopic, a bit more context about my strategy, I am a contradictory investor usually, and going against hype, which is in the beginning quite painful, but so far it is a winning strategy for me, we will see this time. To continue your analogy, with all respect, I really question that you believe that in APPL after we know that institutional ownership is higher than 60%: \- this means that mostly institutional deciding the price here) So those institutions: 1. what do they do with hundreds of thousands of ppl working in investments, market analysis, DCF, checking guidance, checking all reports, everything basically, they do not know what you just said? They do not know the second when the news, ER, a report came out. 2. the algorithms, AI-s which are built basically to sentiment analysis those reports, information in ms-es, much faster than humans, did not trade this already in the minute when it came out? Did not have positions already? And if the banks are already traded, and moved the prices in the ms when the news came out, then you are already late. I hope this logic is clear enough to prove my point why there is basically no point to make predictions about the future based on news, I would only do this kind of move (and not with all money for SURE just some portion and not with options but with long term strategy, because they can flex this until they want with media coverage, etc), when I see something very very crazy happening, even when the news does not make any sense, like again what happened with oil, or when the experts and all the media was shouting oil market is dead, when for a fact I dd-d and know that oil is used everywhere not just for transportation but for electricity, cosmetics, food, many more place, and I saw everywhere ppl were shorting oil companies, and bashing, but maybe in your eyes last year it was seemed crazy. I can imagine at some smaller, even low cap companies, maybe not so dominated by investment banks, hedge funds, maybe there are some territories not really touched, the problem with those that those companies are not really safe, quite much open for pump and dump, buyout theft, and many other frauds, which is super hard to catch by FED, so that is why I would not put my money here... This world we are living in is very different from the world Warren Buffet lived, even though he had many insider tips (which were maybe not illegal, but morally questionable at least), but in the world of the internet, when JP Morgan or Morgan Stanley paid just billions of dollars to have a slightly better connection to the stock market, then think about it, how important to be fast on the market, and when you understand, analyze news, and even get good consequences, it is already too late... We live in a world where investment banks and hedge funds can and try to do every tactic to manipulate the market and get you out of your money. The most probable reason you won probably, is because you shorted the market when most of the retail was deep down in margin (another off-topic, hence why robin hood reports which they sold, outflow report was so so valuable, because retails usually is loosing, I do not get into that why), and because some quite unexpected events happened that was not priced in (ships stuck in the ocean, made shortage even bigger lol, and basically war which is a super huge factor why we are here) Enjoy your profit really, but this is a risky game, where the odds are against you usually in that play I feel. And I believe you should acknowledge that you were super lucky. And it can easily happen that the market goes down further, but what if some amazing news starts to happen, the complete opposite of war, and in some weeks Ukrainians and Russia will settle in peace. The market will have the biggest rebound ever and if you still have options, you will be left with nothing basically. Take care, and be safe, I am open to understanding more about your POV, but so far for me it is clear what I need to do and not shorting the market or NOW buying oil, or selling growth, I should have done all of those half years, years ago... I hope it made sense.

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I see JP Morgan is trying to unload.

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JP Morgan' s wet dream.. they love destroying the economy with speculations with a fake news like that then pokets the feared investors

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It ain't gonna be JP morgan, they cannot make up their fucking mind about what's going on.

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JP is so dumb. Oil getting to $380 people would pretty much quit working entirely

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I suspect the same things. I exited my oil stocks at the beginning of June that I bought from February. Been looking into getting back into the oil market as I'm tempted by the 20-30% dip and that gentleman was kind enough to offer his DD on some of his oil prospects. I'm being very careful bc I do smell bs on the 'supply issue' and I know from previous recessions that recessions kill demand which, compounded with fake supply issues, can really make oil prices vulnerable. JP Morgan had been very actively promoting oil stocks/prices recently and that's always a sign that the risk level is very high in oil investments. I'm treading carefully but I'm open to good discussions so we can all benefit from each other's knowledge

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Here we go again…JP Morgan with all of it’s hopium!

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JP Morgan needs players to help them unleverage. It is all a mind game trick for them

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This, split the money in different banks. Also if you go with large banks it is more likely your houses will drop to 0 before any large bank like JP Morgan will go bust.

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If you enter Thunder Done with JP Morgan you are going to have a bad time.

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JP Morgan sound like crypto bros last year claiming buttcoin will reach 1mil usd

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