TSLA

thistimelineisweird

Like the time he said he was going to take TSLA private at a certain share price and then... didnt.

Behind_da_Rabbit

That's what I thought when I bought TSLA at $29. "It's tripled in price baby, I've got to cut some risk!"

bvandepol

I sold TSLA at x10 before any the stock splits etc in 2013.. If I kept it until ath i never had to work a single day in my life.

Cultist6661

The more accurate question is will the Saudis who own and are in charge of that part of TSLA begin accepting BTC.

yldf

First of all: bollocks. Secondly, 1000x in 27 years isn't as insane as it sounds. That's 29% annualized. Sure, that's a lot, more than triple the average return of the stock market, but it's less than what some TSLA ultra-fanboys expect of TSLA. Still, not gonna happen in this case.

Notorious544d

Elon sold TSLA stock to fund his Twitter acquisition

throwaway92715

I mean, when Elon Musk sold 8bn of TSLA stock, it spent the next year going down.

GiuseppeBoselli

I will spent 200 euro on TSLA and the rest just investing in real estate

MechRxn

No no no, it goes like this: Visit WSB -> yolo options on TSLA -> sell -> buy btc

zooka19

Pretty much just stick to indexing if you're not experienced in single stock picking / or don't have the time. I'm beating the market so far by 8%, but I didn't last year lol. I've basically picked the typical stocks like AAPL, MSFT, GOOG, TSLA, but then I've also diversified with stocks like ULVR, AZN, BRK.B, KO, ABNB, SHEL, UU. With Crypto being volatile already, I wasn't happy with just being tech & energy only, which I was before lol. In a bull run, great, but in a bear, my stock portfolio was just as down as much as Crypto lol.

fixerdrew02

Sold my TSLA, AMZN and MSFT for profit and put it all in BTC. Hope I didnt fuck up

txiao007

META Market Cap surpasses both TSLA and BTC today

YourMomIsTooHeavy

You mean shorts like TSLA?

icidark

My take here is simple Regulate crypto and you lose crypto If you think that insider trading don’t exist, that big companies are traded without manipulation, that big money is made by smart great dudes — I only can smile Crypto was about 0 regulation all the time Who cares about you or someone else scammed for 2-3usd while you can literally make 10x on some shitcoin everyday 99.9 percent of projects are useless scams and rugs. Take APT for ex. The is no need for the token for APT — it’s needed for team and funds to make huge money and rug Everybody knows that 70%+ of users are Sybil farming for airdrops. Teams know that and dgaf because they take money from funds based on users count. Funds don’t care too because that have tokens and they can pump them after airdroppers dump. And yeh, retail. Well, retail get rekt every freaking time because this is how you learn. Buy ARB, AISHIB3000 or TSLA — you will get rekt 1-st time you do because this is how you learn.

KAX1107

Exchanges? Coinbase custody alone holds 2 million on behalf of millions of customers. There are also unidentified exchange addresses, funds like GBTC and other types of custodians including collaborative custody services, not to mention public company treasuries like MSTR and TSLA. The number of addresses with 1 bitcoin (∼1 million), 0.1 bitcoin (∼6 million) and 0.01 bitcoin (∼15 million) are all trending up parabolically year after year and more and more people are taking self custody. Bitcoin continues to be become better distributed over time and always will. A billionaire or large corporate fiat entity being able to acquire more bitcoin than you has to do with fiat inequalities and not bitcoin. The reality is you had the same opportunity today as you did 14 years ago to acquire bitcoin before anyone else. Everyone in the world having the same amount of money is not equality, that would be unfair to people offering more value. Equality is everyone playing by the same rules on a level playing field including banks and governments.

mikeoxwells2

TSLA is down 20%

lordsamadhi

He was sick of the SEC going after him for everything he said publicly about TSLA. So, he found a shitty copy of Bitcoin that had a tiny market cap and quietly bought A TON of it over a few months. Eventually owning more than half the supply. Then, he started pumping it. The SEC can't touch him because it is not a regulated security. Now he can have his fun in peace, and not have tothink about the long term consequences of his actions. He couldn't do this with Bitcoin because Bitcoin is real money. He wouldn't have been able to buy up more than half the supply without pumping the price to millions-per-coin. And his subsequent pumping would have far less effect on such a large asset. Goes to show how simple it is to manipulate these shitcoins. Any government, or rich individual could take down 90% of "crypto" without even trying hard. But they wouldn't be able to impact Bitcoin even if they poured all their resources into trying to attack it.

StockTrix

half n half. A wide and diverse portfolio ranigng from super safe S&P100 ETFs, individual stocks in low risk companies like KO and JNJ, higher risk companies like TSLA, right the way through to crypto bluechips like BTC, ETH and DOT, not much shitcoin, and a few cash investments under my mattress accumulating growth !

gilroy713

TSLA is the only acception. So I'm covid survival rate into crypto and TSLA. which should be crypto anyway

zooka19

>Possibly panic sold some bags They always do. There's also a lot of fud articles surrounding BTC and TSLA, so it won't surprised me if it falls further when Murrica wakes up.

txiao007

It is not about BTC they own/sold. TSLA is an indicator of all thing tech.

txiao007

$TSLA

frogiscat

>Electric car maker Tesla (TSLA) did not buy or sell any bitcoin in the 1st quarter of 2023, the company reported in its earnings release Wednesday afternoon. This is basically the article. I guess Musk is too busy with Twitter.

Notarandomthrowaway1

Just picked a little BTC up. Feels high but my average is still a little higher. Did so well on ETH and TSLA 2019 onwards then damaged a lot but buying BTV on the way up to 100k...

Oneloff

TSLA would have issues if they didn’t. Personally, I think it was a smart move, also some investors weren’t happy to see BTC on the TSLA balance sheets.

OneThatNoseOne

It doesn't really matter since he can manipulate and pamp the shit of out of doge pushing the price 20% in less than an hour. Far more for his pamping of TSLA with so many promises of features that never materialise years after the 'sure' schedule

Shiny_asshole

I am yet to see folks that got AMZN or TSLA tattoo on their arse but if ya go to twitter or TG, it wont be hard to find eloncumdoge inu written on someones ass here lol

5458232

I wonder how many times Elon has pumped the TSLA price by saying that full self-driving is right around the corner.

coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Twitter has partnered with eToro to allow users to buy and sell cryptocurrencies. Users can search for the relevant "cashtag" on a range of financial investments by putting a "$" sign in front of the ticker, like "TSLA" for Tesla stock. Twitter CEO Elon Musk has been an avowed fan of cryptocurrencies long before he acquired the platform. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*

TheLoungeKnows

I hold both BTC and TSLA. Anyone in here saying TSLA is overvalued needs to seriously reevaluate their life.

ElectrikDonuts

“TSLA has poor fundamentals, over valued. I only invest internet money that has No fundamentals” - this sub basically

5458232

TSLA is basically a meme stock that has nothing to do with fundamentals. Tesla did dominate the US EV market for some time, but the competition has caught up and they've lost a ton of market share. Other car companies are making better, cheaper EVs, that don't have Elon's toxic brand attached to them.

Grasshopper4500

So close to buying 40k when at $600. Per coin. Biggest mistake ever. Did buy at 6k, 12k, 18k and 26k, sold at 52,500 k. Still best investment ever!!! Recently started buying at 26k. Also bought NVDA, TSLA and META, stock symbols for A.I. about to EXPLODE !!!

samcrut

I bet it was a part of his $44B payback plot. Instead of paying it back in cash, he's using market manipulation to drive TSLA and DOGE up and down so they can buy/sell with advanced notice of what insanity he's about to pull.

PoisonWaffle3

I'm working on it, TBH. I honestly have no desire to become a billionaire, but my goal is to net a few mil over the next 5 years or so, and retire before I turn 40. From there the plan is to grow to 5-10M via trading/investing over the next 5-10 years, then coast. I've learned a lot from one of my good friends who is an active day trader (think WSB but smarter and less yolo) and is brilliant at TA and factoring in the macro. I've watched him turn $150k into over 5 mil in 3 years, and watched him turn $33k into $800k with one stock in 6 weeks (TSLA $200 calls at EOY 2022 to mid Feb 2023). It's all about knowing the macro, reading the charts, finding way undervalued assets, calculating risk/reward, and placing relatively diverse bets. Oh, and having some startup capital helps (that's been the one thing that's held me back).

moldyjellybean

Is it falling for it , or you didn’t take profits. My friend had them all One , LRC , Algo, Doge , Vet , GRT all actually gave him multiple times to take profits in the 2x-15x . April 2021 , August, September, November, even January 2022 One was .37 after everything fell in November 2021 , he was up big. Like if you miss 4 -5 times to take profits, you can’t blame anyone Like every bull run, everyone had a chance to take profits but he kept sending me screenshots and greedily holding for 30x-50x profits. Who’s fault is it if you are riding that shit all the way down. I could have sold TSLA at 1100 before the split but hey I got greedy and can’t blame anyone for that

Arcosim

As long as he doesn't get punished he'll keep pump and dumping, not just with crypto but also with his stocks. He's been doing it since that time he caused the TSLA debacle by claiming he was taking the company private.

uppya

My coworkers are saying I'm crazy buying TSLA stock. What the heck.

MildFig

TSLA lowest share price EVER! Lol?

nycperson2741

Guys. Let’s slow our roll, here. This is the asshat who tanked Twitter and has TSLA at its lowest share price….ever. At this point this is like the guy from Enron endorsing his share prices.

Which-Ad-9338

Between 2020 and 2022 TSLA jumped from $29 to $400 Between 2020 and 2022 BTC jumped from $5.2k to $67k Since Nov TSLA has had about 50% growth Since Nov BTC has had about 56% growth Maybe by providing this, I've also shown that BTC doesn't have as much risk as I'd initially implied when compared to stocks. It also shows that you can get the same gains from a popular tech stock. Hopefully, we've both have something to take away from this conversation now, instead of just insulting each other.

isu_asenjo

I agree, and yet you can write this exact same write up but replace the word Bitcoin with: “TSLA”, “BRKB”, “GOOG”, or any type of non-dividend paying stock, etf, or index fund. The only way to make money is to sell it to the next fool. Once people stop buying in, the whole house of cards collapses. The price of these stocks do not correlate to the money the companies make, but to the emotions of the investors (one stupid tweet can tank a stock even if the company didn’t change anything). Same for index funds and people also say “you have to hold long term as the market always goes up”, average returns are 8%, etc… Think about it..

Harucifer

\> The only reason it doesn't get more criticism is because the cult community will brigade and silence anyone that tries to talk against it. ​ just like SHIB, BTC, TSLA, GME, LUNA... Social media broke regular investing

theproffessorsnape

Right!? So he wants to put a pause on [Open.ai](https://Open.ai) which he co-founded, as well as the adoption of his TSLA.0 Autopilot system? Doubt it!

DivinityInsanity

Used to have a bunch of ETFs and single stocks, but sold it all for crypto by now. Name of the game is to diversify, but why fucking bother with stocks when it's the the same risks, but for a fraction of the rewards. And don't give me that bullshit about volatility or whatever. And let's especially not pretend that investing in TSLA or NVDA or whatever is any different. Blue chips my ass. Not sure why I'm getting mad at you guys. But just needed to vent a bit. 🙏

LocusStandi

Yes and no. Obviously, not your keys not your crypto. But exposure to btc can be vicarious, like via MSTR, TSLA etc. In this way, you can indirectly profit from the value properties of BTC. Theoretically, Saylor talks about how the btc can be programmed to be fairly distributed to shareholders in case of liquidation too. Which allows for a structure of responsibility of the company toward its shareholders

coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Bitcoin's market cap has reached $524.14 billion, making it the 11th highest asset globally by market capitalization. This places Bitcoin just one spot away from reentering the top ten category of the most valuable assets, currently occupied by electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA), with a market cap of $602.09 billion. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*

marekt14

Bitcoin was hype, and it pumped both TSLA and Elon's BTC bag. What's the point in supporting it after, when the purpose's been met?

lordrognoth

Mostly silver bullion and TSLA stock when I have anything left to spare. Silver's actually a lot of fun collecting, and you can hold it.

srpoke

My bad. I ignored TSLA and NVDA

Regular_Chapter_788

Why are you specifically mentioning TSLA in a Bitcoin subreddit? You will find most of us here dislike Musk, and he lacks conviction in BTC evident in the fact they sold most of their holdings last year.

lux--__--888

18 months from now... CPI will be 0.5% Fed funds rate will be 2% Bitcoin will be $250,000. TSLA will be $1000.

whitslack

>only a couple of corporations hold bitcoin on their balance sheet (MSTR & TSLA) It's [many more](https://bitcointreasuries.net/) than a couple.

Spiritual-Amoeba-116

TSLA ran 100+% in 7 weeks. What are you celebrating?

drproctor007

Look at Cathy Woods forecast… Always buy, never sell. Borrow against when needed. IMO. Not financial advice. btw same with $TSLA

One_Landscape541

Moons go to 4$ and I’m getting a TSLA.

ablablababla

TSLA? That's a bold choice these days

lordrognoth

BTC, Silver, Gold, TSLA is all anybody needs in life

orville_w

Great answers. Thanx. \- TBH, my lengthy question was a little-bit loaded and bit rhetorical b/c I actually do believe that crypto is inextricably & surreptitiously intertwined with the legacy equities markets, traditional fiat banking systems & TradeF etc. It's difficult to prove it simplicity with hard facts & data (not sure thats a healthy thing), but there's not a lot of believable alternative explanations. The oppsing rationale (mostly from crypto degens) sounds like fantasy storytelling & gets pretty elaborate. It's somewhat well known that SVB was woven into crypto / stable projects like Circle and many other VC backed crypto projects. b/c those projects were required/motivated by the VC's to do their fiat banking with SVB & SVB wanted that business. Most crypto bro degens refuse to believe that VC's engage in this boosting conduct with their portfolio companies... (I know. I live in San Fran and am in the industry. VC do this crap constantly). I dig your TSLA example. I was thinking about that exact same example when I wrote my questions. It's the most obviously irrational & illogical valuation story in the market. Total BS. (AMZN & NVDA seem to be sharing the leaderboard with TSLA at the moment also). Thanks for the perspective.

greenappletree

Very interesting: here is the top 20 |Name|Market Cap| |Gold logo Gold GOLD|$12.638 T| |Apple logo Apple AAPL|$2.380 T| |Saudi Aramco logo Saudi Aramco 2222.SR|$1.933 T| |Microsoft logo Microsoft MSFT|$1.890 T| |Silver logo Silver SILVER|$1.232 T| |Alphabet (Google) logo Alphabet (Google) GOOG|$1.171 T| |Amazon logo Amazon AMZN|$947.15 B| |Berkshire Hathaway  logo Berkshire Hathaway BRK-B|$665.46 B| |NVIDIA logo NVIDIA NVDA|$572.31 B| |Tesla logo Tesla TSLA|$552.07 B| |Bitcoin logo Bitcoin BTC|$469.28 B| |Meta Platforms (Facebook) logo Meta Platforms (Facebook) META|$469.00 B| |TSMC logo TSMC TSM|$455.02 B| |Visa logo Visa V|$450.77 B| |Exxon Mobil logo Exxon Mobil XOM|$433.72 B| |UnitedHealth logo UnitedHealth UNH|$432.54 B| |LVMH logo LVMH MC.PA|$419.16 B| |Tencent logo Tencent TCEHY|$417.16 B| |Johnson & Johnson logo Johnson & Johnson JNJ|$398.61 B| |JPMorgan Chase logo JPMorgan Chase JPM|$386.31 B|

blackenedavocado

does that mean short TSLA??

astockstonk

Elon going to dump TSLA shares to buy a failing bank?

Intersteller-2002

Exposure to TSLA is like owning crypto. Musk is preparing his investors for when he launches his own token with his new APP.

Soggy_Pollution5646

$TSLA dump incoming

mwdeuce

I was strictly referring to people profiting from trading TSLA

DaddyDontTakeNoMess

Yeah, and it could be nice for mid career people who have 100-250k in their retirement and want to invest 30k in BTC. It’s unlikely they have 30k in cash (and are willing to put it on BTC). Now they can sell some APPL/TSLA and buy some BTC.

RelativeTurbulent265

Top 3 biggest losses: amounts in crowns iAmazon (AMZN.O) Meta (META.O), with a loss of 52 billion Tesla (TSLA.O), with 47 billion lost.

WB_7

TSLA still has a loooong way to fall

Oneloff

Instructions CLEAR: shorting TSLA and ARKK.

Tonijran

I’d load up on some $RIOT $COIN $TSLA $GBTC. Basically in crypto at that point with the volatility

orville_w

I get you and I believe a bunch of your logic. Thanks for the links. I believe that the misguided notion you discuss 'is real'... IMO, its a financial religious dogma that consumers are taught all their life to believe in. Its so real & mentally entrenched that it will be painfully difficult to change. (try changing the way you sleep). I personally don't believe that crypto will change that religious dogma (me personally). But, I do think crypto will change people thoughts on what an Ubiquitous 'Everyday Transitional Utility' global currency is (MoE). Which doesn't really exists today outside of Reserve Currencies that most consumers never interact with or transact with. IMO, the 2 concepts (MoE and UoA) are seen by consumers as 2 separate issues to manage daily b/c average people are both 'consumers and investors' in parallel. How many investors have TESLA stock and are cashing it out and spending those $$ to buy gasoline? groceries? or Pay rent? / or are they just religiously committed to HODLing TSLA forever? b/c EV's are clearly the future & TSLA is the #1 market leader. When it comes down to it... those investors wont sell the TSLA stock and will find other ways to fund their grocery purchases. \- they're all HODLing TSLA to the moon. That's their religious belief.

Krymasis

Dont worry, its just Elon preparing to announce that you can buy TSLA products and merch using SHIB

Krymasis

Elon about to announce SHIB as payment for TSLA ? \^\^

VPNApe

People are making way too big a deal out of this. If Elon puts rocket and moon emojis when tweeting about TSLA he would obviously be saying the price is going to go up. That is securities manipulation. Nobody gives a flying fuck about some random redditor pumping a security.

identiifiication

I actually bought TSLA at $120 5 weeks ago and I'm ready to dump it to pump my crypto xD

gamma55

And in case you live in a country where taxes are public, think of a story to tell once someone eventually looks you up. Just pick a trend on a stock gambling sub and stick to it. "I shorted SPY, got lucky". Next year, maybe leverage long TSLA before results.

anonymouscitizen2

This is how the crypto market works 99% of the time. Everything is highly correlated to bitcoin. The difference is between the rate of their moves. For example bitcoin pumped 11% today and many alts pumped <6%, meaning they are actually losing value against bitcoin. Its not unusual that everything goes up or down to some degree based on how bitcoin moves. Its the same way in traditional markets, for example if TSLA pumps big smaller electric car companies also go up with differences in degree.

CoolioMcCool

What makes you think they're knowledgeable about TSLA? And do you think somebody in the Bitcoin subreddit who is clearly enthusiastic about Bitcoin enough to build a system like that is going to tell you to NOT buy BTC? You're here in this sub asking, if you don't already hold Bitcoin and are not sure whether you should, then continue researching about what Bitcoin is and why we need it, then go and buy it.

Time-Finding

Great post, thanks. Out of interest, if you wanted your $ to grow the most over time (in order to have greater beneficial effect for yourself and ultimately others) - would you invest\* in bitcoin or TSLA, both? \*I know you said it's not an investment, but you understand the point.

exotixzonLy

He don’t care about TSLA losing money, TSLA has never made money off its cars and probally never will they make a their money selling the carbon credits they don’t use to other companies like for to create their ICE , also all the gov subsidies, it’s all smoke and mirrors over there

nusk0

Imagine how easy for Elon it is to make money on doge. He's just trying to recoup the losses he had last year on TSLA

AlMansur16

Shit man, I took a 30% profit in TSLA back in july or august 2020 after buying the dip when everything collapsed, and got out thinking I was so smart. July 2020 man. I sold all my shares. Fuck.

GME-NeverSell

Just a couple weeks ago I sold all 64 shares of TSLA stock at $139 with an average buy in of $111. It's now over $200 and I'm glad I sold. I made decent profit in a short period.

OK_Renegade

Not just crypto, its investing in general. Are you going to take money out when TSLA just jumped up 25%, or do you think it can go again tomorrow.

YourMatt

Ouch. Never bet against TSLA. It's absurdly overvalued, even now after their Q4 correction, but I would never bet against it.