MAGA

LandStander420

So you’re a homophobic, MAGA. Got it. If I stick around a little longer will you say something racist

LandStander420

The way you glaze over Schumer reminds me of the MAGA who cut out pictures of Trump and glue them on Rambo bodies. Why are you so hung up Schumer? Are you his cabana boy or something? Do you also have his name tattooed on your calf?

figuring_ItOut12

> SCHUMER = MAGA Always good to have a conversation with a serious person. So I'll just be moving on from this one.

LandStander420

Have you read the CAOC Act? CAOC Imposes taxes on cannabis 1000x higher than alcohol or tobacco It restarts the entire process, ITS DAY ONE! Legalization is 20+ years out. SCHUMER = MAGA

mtnbike2

Diversity and MAGA? Yeah right

No-Relation5965

MAGA CHUD’s voice is very similar to Nick Fuentes but not as animated, ironically.

heytherepartner5050

Midterms bad, Miller now proxy president, so I guess destroying the economy is the ‘new direction’ MAGA is choosing. Might be real, might not be, weird timing to reveal it & might not actually be priced in (it is if we’re being honest). Uhmm puts on, like, everything?

unfortunately2nd

To be fair prior to Iran the whole MAGA brand was "anti-war" though if Americans knew anything about Yemen in his 1st term they would have known better.

Axolotis

Is that why he appointed Steven Miller today? the most extreme face of MAGA. He doesn’t appear to be reigning anything in.

NewtTrick

Cry harder. We’ve had six years of MAGA, now it’s time for some social democratic reforms.

figuring_ItOut12

Oh gotcha. Well since Tuesday I’ve been feeling very optimistic but I’m not there yet regarding SCOTUS. I’m more of the belief it’s likely Alito and Thomas retire and the dying MAGA government rams through people like Aileen Cannon before January. I expect the first test of the shell game is Hegseth removed and a replacement to their tastes before the transfer of power.

planes01

The technology is here to stay bud. MAGA though, they can fuck right off

PrizePermission9432

Shamed former MAGA House Majority Leader from Shreveport, Louisiana your best customer?

sssddmm

Who is more active, Dems or MAGA?

ElegantCourt6535

Hey, Don the Con: Last I checked, the Republican/MAGA Party is fully in charge of the US government until January.

Daxnu

stocks will go up again and really fuck my stocks, money would have been pointless in the future Trump and MAGA were taking us

hugoriffic

Yep, another MAGA focusing on Russian disinformation and propaganda as being truth.

hugoriffic

 Is this how you drink your MAGA Kool-Aid?

YoungXanto

I think like 7 people actually bought those ugly dumpsters on wheels. The rest were given away to influencers for viral marketing. Turns out, not a lot of people want to spend 100k on something that looks like it was designed on an N64 tied to an increasingly toxic personal brand/political movement. The only people that actually bought those things are MAGA chuds and Musk himself through SpaceX. It was a pretty interesting look at the marketing strategy though.

BubuBarakas

All the MAGA cucks in the Rio Grande Valley are sitting on scrap. May the sharp edges do their thing.

Outside-Anybody-7858

MAGA = Make Assets Go Away

CovertRain

Not true. The signs of an AI bubble were happening way before the Dems slaughtered MAGA. The sell offs were going to happen either way.

Majestic-Baby-3407

I love how liberal this sub became. when i first became a degen a few years back everyone here was a retarded MAGA trump dick sucker

Traveler_World

you all believing the Maga propaganda sadly bought into their divisive rhetoric. The things that Trump and the Maga GOP said were fearmongering and they made this one of the most racist and bigoted i modern history. My top were: Democrats are Socialists and Communists when the Trump Vance and MAGA were trhe ones that took shares in private companies. Offered $5,000 to vote for them. On top of the Tariff refunds ( where did that go, the companies, not those that paid them - US).

Justzyn_Jefferzyn

Is anyone who’s not socialist/communist maga to you? Cause then yeah im as MAGA as a hick BB 

BuffersAndBeta

MAGA bro

Flyguy8307

Now if that isn’t the MAGA intelligence on full display, then I don’t know what is!

Tossren

There’s nothing “liberal” about the MAGA movement.

Visible-Ad-9210

Corporate overlords punishing Americans for flipping the MAGA script.

Calm-Annual2996

Buy the dip. Alway bet against MAGA… alway bet against \*rump! Rise blue America rise!!!!

whoknowswhenitsin

MAGA: trump is still president dummies

AvidVenturest

It’s so MAGA can start blaming the Dems early for the market crash we all knew was coming.

veigues

Not really sure. I’m a financial advisor at a major wirehouse. I told her that I wasn’t taking her order when she told me that she wanted me to buy it for her at $120. The bitch then opened an account at E\*trade and she bought some over there. I have no clue how much she bought or at what price. I don’t really talk with her since she went full MAGA.

Sufficient-Skill9530

Will the US and Iran cuck out? Total Iranian victory. They destroyed MAGA and the US economy in one fell swoop. 

Squid_of_the_Now

MAGA are bitches and voted for King Bitch.

GandalfSwagOff

The market is collapsing faster than MAGA.

TheObsidianHawk

You mean all those manufacturing jobs that MAGA promised arent helping the US GNP? /s

Creamed_Dreamer

Can we crash another 10% tomorrow to stick it to the MAGA grifters?

Automaticdealz

Thanks rad libs and blue MAGA!!!

elmospaceman

My thoughts exactly, it took them a day to gather themselves and come up with some strategy to fight back. So yesterday semis went down because of the obvious, but rest of the market was green because the economy may no longer be free-falling. Mr. Orange, the jealous and vindictive man that he is, and his crony’s made the call today to fuck the market because the entire news cycle (including fox and other conservative media) is blaming 🥭, MAGA, and the GOP for being awful at their jobs. This takes the wind out of the D’s celebrations and creates headlines/impressions with the less informed/regarded that this blue tsunami will cause a economic disaster. It’s that or institutions just wanted to do a lil pump and dump for fun

outhinking

It was known that the price was overvalued months ago but the fact that it happened the very day MAGA lost is very suspicious imo.

YTLupo

MAGA has officially dumped their positions

Deadbugsoup

MAGA insiders and big tech trying to punish y'all for voting in the Dems.

DoctorMario1000

MAGA WSB morons trying to blame this on the election while also incorporating racism and trans phobia dog whistles in there is so fucking classic. And you wonder why everyone hates yall. Get fucked.

YTLupo

What you have witnessed today are all of the MAGA insiders dumping

scooterhomeimprover

Imagine being MAGA and a perma bull. Rough week for you so far.

JackWagon1990

If you actually looked into this story and knew the full context, it would make anyone ask questions. MAGA or not. But that’s not your intent here, is it? Typical Reddit rage bait post

EncabulatorTurbo

datacenters don't cause noise pollution, giant methane turbines do, which come with datacenters built in regions without the power to support them it's a symptom of the wanton, fanatical, shortsighted greed of the corporations behind them A sane development strategy would be to shore up the grid before building, subsidize the costs to communities, and basically pay off people that live near them - no noise, no brownouts, most costs to the company But it doesnt create a long term seething hatred that make people want your companies dead It's like they assumed MAGA would be the flavor of the day forever

AnySwimming6364

Sure, but go ask a Gen Z MAGA kid about what cause the 2008 global financial crisis back in the day. Every single one I've spoken to said it was Obama's fault. This is despite the fact stocks collapsed in January 2008, Bear Sterns went bankrupt in March 2008 and Obama wasn't elected until November 2008. Hell, I've even spoken to some Gen X'ers who were young adults back then who insist it was Obama's fault. They have been trained to ignore reality for decades. The mental gymnastics has already started.

mr_stupid_face

Sir, it’s like walking into a MAGA rally and saying this is like the speacial bus drop off

Mittenstk

Hey look MAGA, something flipped red afterall

beheadedstraw

lol… buying the dip. 6 month put spreads son cause this shit gonna crash harder than a MAGA infuencer this week.

Hot-Train7201

Americans voted to protest high prices. They voted Democrat because that’s the opposing party to the ruling one; very very few people took the time to learn about candidate policies because it is well known Americans vote based on vibes and feelings. Americans overwhelmingly gave Trump the popular vote 2 years ago; that’s not because most people are MAGA, but because people didn’t like high egg prices, so they punished Dems by voting for Republicans.

jambu111

Revenge of the MAGA

Resh_IX

In 2026 the entire GOP is MAGA. You can't be a republican without being MAGA.

Sam_Dave12

MAGA: Micron, Apple, Google, Amazon

Electrical_Life9697

Bernie sanders is a fucking retard Democrats going closer to socialism will ruin the markets We need the corporate boomer democrats that do nothing instead of DSA commies or MAGA retards

No-Brother-6590

I said MAGA republicans are voting for Trump regardless. Not every person who’s a registered republican considers themselves MAGA. Stop being deductive and drawing a bullseye around your opinion.

Blank_Canvas21

in fact, part of the blue wave was because people hate data centers and this admin and the republicans got too buddy buddy with the people building them. Those are part of the 10% of MAGA that voted Dem, you’re going to believe the voter data Vance had.

The_Albertino

I’m not a MAGA

Impossible_Bad_6166

But being a pedophile is a qualification for being a good MAGA candidate. O/w MAGA turnout itself would have been low. 

Ahleron

Oh yeah, I know about the moratoriums but didn't mention those that would impact some of those other tickets in the screenshot. I was just saying the tickets that are specifically Trump-aligned ones are down because of the election. MAGA is functionally dead and Trump is now a lame duck. The market is reflecting that with those tickera.

No-Brother-6590

Uhhhh. You’re not flipping the states the Dems flipped without quite a few people switching their votes. Maybe not MAGA republicans, but those numbers weren’t just about turnout of democrats. I’d say the majority of independents and centrist republicans rage voted against Trump.

Impossible_Bad_6166

A MAGA will never in million years vote for anyone but republican. This is a fact, as good as 1+2=3.  It is primarily about turnout game. 

Electrical_Life9697

Doesn’t matter, markets are forward looking and democrats winning by this much (especially Texas) means they expect a 2028 democratic win and MAGA is fully dead

confused_teabagger

I agree some distancing is coming, but don't forget how many people still voted for republicans in the midterms and all the places that are still heavily MAGA. Anything regarding Iran, in particular, I could see people getting wobbly on.

WarCat246

MAGA is really gay but the dems are actual gays and make me poor

Flexlex724

On Dem leadership to calm the markets. Only thing worse than MAGA is dems flexing on being the party of killing the economy

Nazarak88

But why? Aren't MAGA for big corporations? (not an American)

LandStander420

I’ve only ever voted for Democrats, never Republicans or MAGA. I just learned after 17+ years of nothing, Schumer and the a lot of other Democrats lack either balls or integrity

BHOmber

Your party still calls it the devil's lettuce and the only reason they'd ever support extensive drug policy reform is if they could make more money on sales compared to incarceration and civil asset forfeiture. Harm reduction and mental health policy/funding means nothing to the GOP. Mitch McConnell blocked SAFE banking bills for a decade straight and essentially put a cap on the US cannabis industry going back to the mid 2010s. Republicans hate drugs other than alcohol and pharma opioids. The War on Drugs was started by Republicans to disenfranchise protest movements and minority groups. They are inherently afraid of individuals thinking "differently" because that can lead to civil discourse and movements against power structures. Think about this the next time that you vote for conservative "policy". The GOP/MAGA do not have a clear policy platform nowadays. The party agenda is focused on culture wars to distract from tax cuts and deregulation for the 0.001% owner class.

InvestigatorPlus3229

im calling peak MAGA growth too

Rosebunse

I think the issue for MAGA here is that they are still united under Trump. Trump is still the loudest voice in the room. Everyone will still blame him.

Rosebunse

I don't think you can say that for the GOP as a whole, but for MAGA? Yeah, this might be it

xploeris

The only thing the midterms have done in real terms is flip the Blue MAGA switch from "hair on fire" to "insufferably smug". The Dems are still a useless, corrupt party that can't handle criticism.

SnukeInRSniz

Trump has to be careful now, he's 5 Senate votes away from being impeached outright and with the writing on the wall for MAGA, it wouldn't be a complete shock if a few Republicans try to distance themselves from Trump if he goes batshit in the run up to 2028. And that's ESPECIALLY true if their party starts to lean towards Vance rather than Rubio, they'll eat Trump to give themselves a chance at running a stronger Vance who has some president experience.

210gremlin

Gonna send this to my dumbass uncle who always shares MAGA AI slop

Sweaty-Sherbet-6926

Holy shit he's actually just talking about the ballroom. MAGA is so fucking dead.

Extension-Horse-5331

Elon put 400 million into MAGA options and they went to zero.

Spirited-Lawyer-8281

🥭 still thinks he can get a third term. Also no way 🥭 is getting behind Vance after all this. Rs will go all out trying to find someone who isn't affiliated with MAGA.

Such_Coin

All good we can still build them in the shitty MAGA states...🤣

Emilio___Molestevez

was $RKLB a MAGA company or something what the fuck?

Alive_Signal1722

MAGA == Putin simps

sufficiently7777

MAGA is dead

Alive_Signal1722

MAGA cope is heavy in here.

J_da_CPA

There bers were MAGA all along

Alive_Signal1722

MAGA bots losing their shit.

financiallythriving

The blue wave saved the stock market MAGA tards love blue now

mixtape312

not really, 4chan created meme culture, and what bigger meme than MAGA?

mixtape312

the only reason MAGA rose to power was because of 4chan

InevitableAd2436

MAGA freaks furiously commenting from their Malaysian and Philippine studio apartments

ThatFUTGuy

MAGA and Bers both waking up this morning to realise their anoos is exploded

peterpeer9

It's crazy that option traders sitting at -97% have more conviction in their original trade than all these MAGA sheep suddenly denouncing their prophet after waking up to a blue sweep

JustLurkCarryOn

The funniest part about this reversal is that both morons counting their put profits at midnight and MAGA bulls bitching about “ThIs Is WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN yOu VoTe DuMbOcRaT!!” look equally retarded right now lmfao

Ok_Blacksmith1684

Whatever side you are on, it is clear...the country spoke loudly last night against Trump. The blue tsunami was 100% a rebuke of Trump. Now he is a lame duck president and his party will be abandoning him and MAGA will slowly fade away. Now go make bank today!!

Individual-Debt-1580

When a non American who used to be a 🥭 supporter is so damn happy. U know u made the right choice. MAGA. And let’s get them boys

AzureZes

Are the MAGA gonna blame the blue for not getting the 5k dividens?

Both-Watercress-6811

Gotta get this MAGA scum and incels outta of the party or it’s done, esp with the changing demographics

dinkmctip

This is pretty ignorant. That 'Muslim' was a young doctor against an insane MAGA.

imperabo

OP is obviously a MAGA dipshit. The only surprise in 2016 is that Trump won. Why would futures go down thinking Hilary won when everyone went in already assuming she was going to win. That was already priced in. They went down went the terror of Trump presidency started to sink in.