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Am i stupid for dumping over $15k betting against the market?
CNBC's Dan Nathan "one of us" Appreciation Post #TSLQ
Tesla's margin collasp: why I plan on shorting Tesla before Q1 earnings (not Q4)
If enough people buy TSLA puts could there be a long squeeze? Opposite of short squeeze.
Are you ready to short your Tesla & TSLA? And go for Merc, BMW, etc. & TSLQ?
They said load up on calls leading to TSLA shareholders meeting. Instructions unclear, bought $TSLQ instead
lol puts are already in the money. ty Tesla
TSLQ: Brand new Tesla bear ETF just came out. Shorting it = infinite money?? Brrrrrr
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Au contraire, mon frère... check out these big gainers: \- PSQ up 9% YTD \- SPXU up 24% YTD \- TSLQ up 44% YTD oh wait those are inverse. I see...
U and TSLQ saved my butt today.
things that will be impacted by the closure of the strait of hormuz outside of oil - nat gas, fertilizers, helium. next would be vix calls. give yourself some runway for volatility. spy puts. inverse etfs - FAZ for banks (read abt private credit, OWL puts), TSLQ (reading nothing but bad news for tsla). i’m bearish on ai, but trying to time the bubble might be hard. my pick for a winner out of this is google. CRWV and ORCL are full of hot air so i have puts for 2027. MSTZ bc i cant stand michael saylor lol. pretty cheap rn if you wanna gamble on them. his house of cards will come crumbling in time. otherwise cash. wait for market to dump more bc of this war and buy the companies you like at a discount.
How are people taking metric for things like PLTQ and TSLQ seriously lol AI slop
They are part of my no Elmo portfolio; RKLB, ASTS and TSLQ. TSLQ not doing so good.
Sold my TSLQ. When to rebuy? Still own SDS (2x short SPY)
Bro pls bro just one very red day bro pls i promise to sell both my 2x ultra short ETFs (TSLQ and SDS) bro please I will become a bull after that i promise bro please bro
You can, if you want to lose money. It's such a tiny amount that it's a small amount of money, but there are plenty of ways to do it. There's even a short TSLA ETF, TSLQ, you can just add that in the percentage it takes up of the index. You can also short, or use derivatives. https://testfol.io/?s=lBgZjaamWhg https://testfol.io/?s=3x6pcoGUOXu
There’s plenty of money to be made as Tesla bear.. but options bad. IV high, fuckery high. So unless you have a crystal ball.. The better play is a core short (just straight up shorting) with either TSLQ or TSLZ for juice. TSLS is 1:1, so it’s no different than the short. You gotta keep powder so you don’t get over run by the margin calls. When MSN starts pumping, Cramer Ives et al you let it run a bit. The money is very much trying to get out of Tesla, which is why this is a great play, but they are doing it slowly and very carefully managing the price. The fun part is it’s literally taking billionaires money. But can’t stress this enough if you just go hard on a random day in February without a plan, not gonna work out well. Is it shortable- Hell yes. But be smart goddammit.
why the fuck dont you retards buy leveraged etfs instead? TSLQ would have saved you at least 200k in losses
TSLQ, reality will have to set in for this stock in the next 5-10 years.
Tesla is trash, overvalued pos. I’m just holding TSLQ
I was searching up TSLQ to see what people were doing with it...get that shit outta your port if you haven't already lol
I’m accidentally long on too much TSLQ because I can’t bring myself to realize the loss.
Why not just do TSLQ so you're not so tight on the timing?
I'm currently sitting on TSLQ at -67% in the hopes that Elon will do something dumb and tank TSLA again so I get out. I'm fairly confident it will eventually happen since TSLA is a meme stock at this point. It was my first time dabbling in inverse funds and I am learning my lesson. What happens to TSLQ if Tesla is acquired by, or merged with, xAI/SpaceX? My fear is that it will lock in my losses. Is there anything I should do right now?
Maybe short Microsoft? It's probably not best to try it though. I thought about buying the anti-TSLA (TSLQ) awhile back to hedge what's in my index funds, but never got around to it, and then he pumped his own money into the stock to increase it over 400. The bottom line is there is no telling how long these scams can go, and the best bet is to just let the S&P 500 work its magic.
I was thinking full port TSLQ
Careful I got screwed holding TSLQ for a whole year waiting for TSLA to make sense
At least my TSLQ is printing and it gives me comfort that Tesla is not somehow green while all of this is happening
Right, I'm done with this volatile-ass market. I aged about 40 years this week so I'm going back in with a boomer port: $BRK.B $XLP $XOM $LMT $AAPL $GOOG $TSLQ See y'all next week 👵
I'm pretty diversified and everything is red except for $TSLQ lol this is fine!!
Buy TSLQ. Profit. Maybe. I’ve lost a shitload of money by buying that ETF ahead of earnings last year when TSLA was at $250. Bought some more when TSLA was at $490 and pared some losses, but trying to predict how that stock will move seems like a fool’s errand. I’d stay the hell away from it.
TSLQ is the only bargain in this market IMO.
I've done well with TSLQ. Plan on doing even better with it in the near future.
Kid Rock is such a fucking loser. Anyway, holding $SPY Puts & $TSLQ
On the plus side, I don't own any TSLQ anymore. Imagine being red on everything including Short ETFs
You just need a little TSLQ pick-me-up.
Looks like it's time to dust off the ol' TSLQ. Is the inevitable finally upon us?
Do you guus like TSLZ or TSLQ better?
Sold most of my $TSLA and $SPY puts this morning. Still holding some and bought more $TSLQ
Spy puts printed. TSLQ calls printed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I was in TSLQ at one point. Never fucking ever again.
Buying more TSLQ (2X Short TSLA Daily ETF)
I feel lucky af bought TSLQ intraday and sold after hours as soon as I saw the first mega green candle and I actually made a few dollars instead of losing my entire ass lol.
No clue, but I saw TSLQ skyrocket lol
Can't afford tesla puts so going balls deep in TSLQ calls. Lets see a 10% drop after earnings please.
I predict the stock tanks the night of earnings, opens very low (-6-7%) and pushes a bit lower for the first 10 minutes. Then moons 10% in 4 hours. That's what happened last earnings anyway. I do plan on holding TSLQ overnight tomorrow but not wasting premium on this.
TSLQ is an ETF that shorts TSLA
Swing trading TSLQ was one of my strategies I was looking to explore this year...don't encourage me...I know it's regarded
Gonna have to wait until Feb to re-buy TSLQ because of the wash-sale rule. TSLA better stay up for a month.
Put 50k into HIBS and TSLQ at the top. Will sell at eod.
How do you decide how much to invest in the TSLQ?
It’s already corrected a few times this year. Elon needs one scandal, accident or health scare and this thing implodes. I’ve been keeping a TSLQ position waiting for the day.
Also net it almost never goes positive. TSLQ is not an asset it’s a leveraged product
they need to make TSLQ and SQQQ 24 hours in the Hood again this is ridiculous
TSLQ dividend *did not* make up for the rise from $375 to $475. Sigh.. **re-invests**
So, because I'm losing money on TSLQ, which is inverse TSLA, the higher the losses are on the position, the more I can put against my earnings/ gains this year. It should just about cancel out my profits, while setting me up for next year to be the year where I take some decent profits and have freed up some more liquidity by taking the loss
Well I'll be damned ... I know its small time compared to some of you, but my account is back over $2000, even with my TSLQ position being down like 85% and -$500. Been trying to dig out of that hole for a while, at this point I'm letting it get as high as it'll go by the 30th for the tax benefit
I made .35 buying and selling 1 share of TSLQ. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ELMO I WILL END YOU.
Retard here. Why is TSLQ down -15% from Friday? Almost looks like a "dividend payout"-type price drop.
I hold shares of TSLQ, so why havent i received any dividends then? Sorry for dumb questions.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 14.90 and down 1.04? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 1.04. Thanks.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 14.90 and down 1.04? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 1.04. Thanks.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 14.90 and down 1.04? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 1.04. Thanks.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 14.90 and down 1.04? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 1.04. Thanks.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 15.52 and down .42 cents? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 0.42.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 15.52 and down .42 cents? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 0.42.
Real question: TSLQ closed at 17.86 on Friday. But right now, it says the price is 15.52 and down .42 cents? That math does not add up. That'd clearly be down more than 0.42.
> TSLQ You should get it if you owned on Friday. It should even out.
“Buys TSLQ, dividend announced next day”
> I am currently invested in a few FTEs just because its usually more safe compared to buying a lot of just one stock it is "ETF" And there are ETFs that use options to trade a single stock. If TSLA is up 5% on the day then TSLL (the the TSLA 2x bull ETF) will be up ~10%. And TSLQ will be down ~10%.
I bought shares in TSLQ so I don't have to worry about an expiration date/theta decay
IMO Auto business justifies a $50 share FSD could be rolled out in scale, but high profit margin is a pipe dream. Robotics? Like 50 other automation companies? 85% hype, 15% realistic expectations baked into this valuation. Position: 2,500 TSLQ shares spread among accs
SLV doing me good, INTC for mango to pull bullshit, but other than a super in the red TSLQ position I'm cash gang.... Not sure how much I want to play in this
I have closed most of my TSLQ position, still holding 2800 shares, just in case. Thanks Elon 😊
Bought some TSLQ (ie 2X bear fund) at the stock’s all-time high right before the close. Feeling pretty good about it. Easy fucking money.
Bought some TSLQ (2X bear fund) at the stock’s all-time high right before the close. Feeling pretty good about it.
I now have 340k in TSLQ, wish me luck for tomorrow 😅
Unloaded bunch of TSLQ on that dip, now it seems to be recovering. Will buy more TSLQ if TSLA goes green again.
TSLA going down big time might hit 500 because algos but after that nothing but selling TSLQ 1.5m TSLZ 500k TSDD 400k after hours never lies
On the positive side, I can sell my TSLQ and BNTX this month to deduct from my capital gains.
Bers buying more TSLQ look at that garbage chart😂
Am gonna buy more TSLQ if it does, it's war now
TSLQ is the play here
I am patiently waiting for TSLA to go green again, so I can scalp more TSLQ
What was the reason for TSLA pump today? I have been scalping TSLQ throughout the day, but now I want to open a bigger short position.
Yeah what goes up wrecks my TSLQ position, which is huge. I’m tired boss
META 630c exp 4/17. Up 32%, selling calls against it on the way up….last week was a nice surprise so rolled those out to 715c 1/2. Trying to figure a good strategy on ORCL. TSLA…haven’t touched it recently…never really play with option on that - more TSLL and TSLQ
Should have just bought TSLQ shares
I still like it. Doing 2:1 NVDA:TSLQ for today
Speaking as someone with a huge (for me) position in TSLQ, cybercab needs to deploy at scale without monitors into as many markets as possible in 2026. The spine injuries alone will make Neuralink a 100-bagger.
I’ve been tempted before with TSLQ….🤔
TSLQ and chill. With daily leveraged inverse funds you would rather it bleed than crash in one day anyways .. better compounding.
I tried looking at TSLQ but there never any volume on the contracts
Couldn’t agree more. Let TSLA burn. I’ll take the short term pain - also my TSLQ needs to pop off.