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Am i stupid for dumping over $15k betting against the market?
CNBC's Dan Nathan "one of us" Appreciation Post #TSLQ
Tesla's margin collasp: why I plan on shorting Tesla before Q1 earnings (not Q4)
If enough people buy TSLA puts could there be a long squeeze? Opposite of short squeeze.
Are you ready to short your Tesla & TSLA? And go for Merc, BMW, etc. & TSLQ?
They said load up on calls leading to TSLA shareholders meeting. Instructions unclear, bought $TSLQ instead
lol puts are already in the money. ty Tesla
TSLQ: Brand new Tesla bear ETF just came out. Shorting it = infinite money?? Brrrrrr
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Been there but with TSLL and TSLQ…..it was brutal 😂
I'm doing a quasi version of this. I DCA into a lot of ETF's that have Tesla exposure and tend to rise and fall with broad Nadaq/S&P moves, but I keep a personal position of TSLQ bc I just am not convinced it hasn't jumped the shark
Exited PLTD and TSLQ safely, my SQQQ has a cost avg of 39… how fucked am I 
TSLQ resurrection 
TSLQ finally green I hate TSLA so much 
I've been buying a share or 2 or 10 of TSLQ since their earnings last week instead of puts.
Buying stock sucks- TSLA is tanking so your TSLQ position is up...2%. Fucking lame.
I’m down 33% on TSLQ 🫠 fuck tesla
Okay. You and 100 other regards buy TSLQ. What do you imagine happens after that?
I'm down with it. TSLQ is easier to use since not everyone has a margin account. But I believe its an ETF that uses options so it does decay over time but not as much as regular options
I dumped my TSLQ today. At least I only lost half the bag unlike the whole damn thing you will be out when you ride these down to expiration. That being said, I sincerely hope a meteor hits Tesla HQ tomorrow and you retire on these.
I give up. You win Tesler. I should have never bet against the house. I sold all my TSLQ and I'm going to go invest in rice, beans, and ammo for the impeding economic collapse. God speed
I have TSLQ calls for May. So this is my fault sorry.
TSLA up 9bps and TSLQ up 26bps. tf
I guess I need to learn to de-couple the real economy from the street. Regular folk without equities are going to be SOL. The wave continues for the asset-rich. I'm hovering over sell for TSLQ and SOXS. 
If we all move our money to F, we will all be better off in 3 years than in $TSLA or $TSLQ.
Seems like now would be the perfect time. But what would be the strategy? Maybe mass purchase inverse ETF like TSLQ? If enough people did that, what would be the effect. Would be interesting if a math nerd could crunch the numbers on what it would take for retail investors to have an impact. Puts seem too short term.
Probably, TSLA kills 2x ETFs with how volatile it is, I swear TSLQ decays like crazy compared to NVD or any other normal 2x inverse ETF
lol i got my comment removed for using the C word. Here it is edited for your delicate sensibilities here at reddit: i am a stubborn c\*nt. i outlive my enemies. I CAN remain solvent longer than this piece of shit scam company can continue to pull the wool over everyone's' eyes and i intend to hold my TSLQ position til this dumpster fire goes bankrupt and I will laugh laugh laugh. you didn't even mention how he lied about all the crypto losses.
i am a stubborn cunt. i outlive my enemies. I CAN remain solvent longer than this piece of shit scam company can continue to pull the wool over everyone's' eyes and i intend to hold my TSLQ position til this dumpster fire goes bankrupt and I will laugh laugh laugh. you didn't even mention how he lied about all the crypto losses.
I'm so regarded I bought TSLR instead of TSLQ by accident 
Cramer rang the bell??? TSLQ it is then people.
I bought TSLQ today so it'll probably go to 500.
Bought TSLQ am I a retar
Can't shake me out of TSLQ and SOXS. Holding firm. Consumer is shot. Any reduction on the egregious tariff %'s still results in a tariff that wasn't in place a month ago. Full on 🐻 again for the next 6 months.
I'm still red on TSLQ, so I'mma need TSLA to keep drilling, thx
yep, I'm waiting for the reverse now; TSLQ is spiking right nowight now
Congratulations to TSLQ winners, you're crazy but I love you
Hopped back on the TSLA bear wagon today with some TSLQ @26.75, hopefully I don't get my anus blown out but so far so good
Hmmmm might have sold my covered calls for TSLQ too soon. Fuck
Thanks for buying calls. Now my TSLQ has a chance of recovering from its catastrophic drop
Corresponds to about $26 on TSLQ…
I got GOOG calls, and TSLQ, I'm fucked. 
For Gods sake STOP BUYING TESLA PUTS. MMs are just collecting your premium and manipulating the stock price. Love, a longtime TSLQ bagholder
My dedication to TSLQ remains as delusional as TSLA’s pump is
Did you mean TSLQ (instead of TSLA)?
Which is why price to sales and price to earnings are not good metrics when choosing a stock. Instead. Those metrics tell you "investor sentiment" it's BS as I'm in on TSLQ atm haha but the market has a huge disconnect to fundamentals.
Save my TSLQ black Elon
I just wish I knew if tomorrow’s a good day to but $TSLQ 🫠
Balls deep in TSLQ since earnings :4271:
TSLQ and alot of average costing for the next bit
Apparently if someone had calmly and rationally thought to tie all the life boats in a big circle then thrown all the wooden furniture in the circle to create a floating island, everyone on that ship could have fit and survived. What is the equivalent on this sinking ship? I have my money in inverse product TSLQ. I'm open to other suggestions.
That’s my copeium for my TSLQ calls expiring in may
On the day I made $200k on TSLQ, someone else made around $600-800k on a smaller dollar amount on WSB. He didn’t sell. He had puts. Few days later, he lost pretty much all the gains. Now he’s definitely negative. Put buying is regarded
2/3rds cash, 1/3rd daytrading and/ or holding $SPY. It isn’t a perfect science and volatility is scary to handle but I came to the realization that being on the sidelines will cause you to miss out on profit, like last week. I am keeping a close eye on $SPY, $TQQQ, $TSLQ, and $SGOV. Market crashes? I got cash to buy $SPY and $TQQQ cheaper! Market rebounds? I get some profit off of what I own! Lose my job? None of this matters anymore!
I've been swinging shares of TSLQ for a while now. Might buy back in soon when this ridiculous Tesla run is over
I loaded up on TSLQ Right before earnings, expecting their abysmal results to drop the stock. But somehow they had 4 days of growth so WTF do I know??? Guess I'm still holding the TSLQ bag an averaging down waiting for Tesla's implosion.
Me. You're going to want META calls, TSLQ puts and more GOOGL calls.
I bought TSLQ on Friday. Everyone’s bullish but it feels like the hype will be short lived. Those earnings are absolutely horrific.
TSLQ - scratch the itch without premiums.
What’s your average on TSLQ?
Can you explain the volatility drag issue further? Are you saying that TSLQ isn't directly coupled to the share price and has some decay attached to it because it's an abstraction of the options market? If you bought TSLQ when TSLA was $250 for example, after a month of ping-ponging up and down, it returns to $250 yet the price of TSLQ is now valued a bit lower than when you bought a month previously?
Yep, that’s me. Bought the London TSLQ at 32, it will probably open at 17 in monday. Retail brain all the way…
TSLQ is getting tempting. If Tesla makes another run 🏃♂️ I’ll buy TSLQ and get ready for another dip.
I'm feel the same. That stock has never really traded rationally. I made a bit of $$ on TSLQ, but not as much as expected. Thought that puppy would ride down to $175 at the minimum, but got stopped out. I plan to just steer clear from that company and just shake my head every time I see the stock price.
Sorry, I bought TSLQ and am holding a shit ton of it so no surprise it’s up hundreds of billions of dollars after showing decreasing profits and likely won’t survive unless it completely pivots what it delivers for the future.
anyone else traded a lot of TSLQ and is even for the week with the TSLQ trades? i think i got very lucky :D
Do NOT hold TSLQ long term. It is designed to lose value over time. The stock can bounce 10% down, 11% up indefinitely, that keeps it in the same place, but you lose 1% each time. Use TSLQ for short term well timed speculation
$1802/42.5% of what i gambled And thats when i decided to be a happy delirious bull yesterday afternoon and bought 4 lotto calls for today, and one yolo qqq call after opening that did not work out after the afternoon meeting and subsequent drop 🤡 I got vix 35 and 32 calls for July, a really cheap TSLQ put (inversed myself), and a Robinhood $60 call that's up 15% so far going into next week
Currently down 15k on TSLQ...
Ngl I was close to going full regard mode on TSLQ a couple days ago 
I'm 200 in on TSLQ. I had a nice bonus and made a shit ton of OT last year. It's my play money. TSLA has the fundamentals of Blackberry in 2011, but the fanbase of Jim Jones. They all drank the punch and are partying like it's 1999, but eventually they will fall asleep and never wake up.
Just bought more TSLQ (I like losing money).
It takes a long time for a stock with that kind of market cap to drop, especially when a large number of shares are held by individuals. I bought TSLQ on this jump. I think the market had priced in bad earnings, and it wasn't a loss so it went up a little bit. I bought because I think that the retail fanboys still holding are going to get the picture when the next earnings comes out, showing a huge loss. The fanboys were relieved when Elon said he would be stepping back from DOGE...they see Tesla as growth not value, and assume that the return of Elon will mean a return to profitability. They forgot that Elon designed the Cybertruck.
I have 20 shares of TSLQ mostly to guarantee my place in the preferential afterlife. Much of my portfolio is in ETFs which includes shares of morally dubious companies. I also own individual shares of morally dubious companies. By holding TSLQ I am guaranteed to be considered a morally good person in the eyes of the moral stock Gods thereby securing my spot in the preferential afterlife. The value of TSLQ is inconsequential to me compared to salvation. I hold forever.
TSLQ and TSLZ has calls if you are a true degenerate who likes to lose money.
My TSLQ shares are making me poor. Double down, wait, or sell?
I got my 401k and Roth holding TSLQ. Tesla explodes or my retirement explodes.
Yup. Because I'm going boglehead on Tesler: I DCA into TSLQ and my cost basis is low.
What are we doing with out TSLQ
TSLA puts starts now. TSLQ if you’re a pussy like me
mark me for an assist on my TSLQ purchase yesterday
I was warned about TSLQ and chill but … I…. I can’t ressiiist 😓 I bought
This TSLQ bag sure is heavy
i sold my penny battery stock before a disastrous earnings. Its up 28% from where I sold on march 4. I bought a shitload of TSLQ on liberation day, then went into a meeting and came out down 7% because the Elon leaving DOGE news came out. I then covered and missed a crapload of money on post liveration day stuff. I sold all my gold at 55 to go into TLT and sold the TLT bottom. It happens man. Dont beat yourself up. And you know what. After all those fuck ups up above and switching 100% to SGOV and taking a break from any sort of trading... im still up 183% since May 31st 2024
I bought some TSLQ. Won't be buying puts, but this recovery is unsustainable.
This delusional rally is reaching peak TSLQ opportunity!!
I appreciate it chief. Sorry if my message didn't come off that way. Maybe it's a combo of all 3. Who knows. I was debating TSLQ calls, but I think I'll settle for something more grounded in reality
Gotta disagree, I keep buying TSLQ, and I'm down 30%. It's tempting to keep doubling down, but it's not going to work. The fact is that the other shoe never lands for Elon Musk. Tesla P/E ratio is 140, and it only continues to skyrocket. Retail investors are convinced that giving him unlimited funding will make them rich no matter how absurd the situation becomes. They honestly don't even have to sell cars anymore.
I am a boglehead when it comes to investing in Tesla. I DCA into TSLQ.
TSLA is so divorced from reality, it'll probably hit $300 but then TSLQ is the play. Chief tariff will strike again.
Someone please convince me that it's dumb to buy May TSLQ calls before I do it.
There’s a strong chance that TSLA will see negative 10-15% earnings growth this year. I guess all these companies have to do is not say they have to guide well below what the shareholders want to hear and stocks like GOOGL and TSLA will rise. TSLA did 25 billion in Q2 2024. With these tariffs lasting I’d expect their revenues to come in around what they did this quarter; perhaps 21 billion. The car market is going to depreciate a lot globally this year. Buy TSLQ if this stock manages to rally another 10-15%
Sell Tsla BYD earnings are eating them for lunch and dinner. Buy TSLQ
TSLQ is a knife but maybe....I can catch it...
I'm buying TSLQ out of spite at this point
You're not wrong, I loaded up on TSLQ a couple of days ago and ended up dumping them shortly after market opened because there is some weird shit going on right now. If it sounds too good to be true than it usually is lol
I repeat: do not TSLQ and chill 
I know you aren't supposed to trade on 'feelings' but I had a super bad one this morning so I dumped all my TSLQ holdings shortly after open. I'm glad I did. Though with how volatile the market currently is I might end up regretting my choice in a few hours.
Geez, I think TSLA is heading to 300 off the worst earnings I've ever seen. I'm holding my TSLQ to 0 out of principle.
my TSLQ calls have been going up somehow the last 5 minutes lmao
Do not TSLQ and chill. I repeat, do not TSLQ and chill.
I don’t care TSLA’s up for the 3rd day in a row I will hold TSLQ bitch
My puts are for July, also hold TSLQ shares. ain't fucking leaving. 
Which ticker is 3x inverse? I'm in TSLQ but it's only 2x. I'm holding fwiw, their earnings were ass, it's only a matter of time
Scalper kit: TSLQ 2x bear TSLR 2x bull