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Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Cleared a Nice Overnight Profit Sniping TSLQ Options After Good News
Tesla: The First Robotaxi Video Shows a Dangerous, Illegal Turn
I bought 1400 shares of TSLQ at $24.70 on Friday. Tomorrow will hurt but I will hold for 3 months. This is not money I can afford to lose.
Reverse GME strategy re: Tesla?
Sell Tsla BYD earnings are eating them for lunch and dinner. Buy TSLQ
Sell Tsla BYD earnings are eating them for lunch and dinner. Buy TSLQ
Sell Tsla BYD earnings are eating them for lunch and dinner. Buy TSLQ
What Happens to a Daily Leveraged ETF like TSLQ if Trading is Halted for the Rest of the Day?
Tesla Bull Slashes Stock Price Target 43%, Citing Musk & Trump.
TSLQ going to the moon, up 12%. P/E 135 is not possible
Am i stupid for dumping over $15k betting against the market?
CNBC's Dan Nathan "one of us" Appreciation Post #TSLQ
Tesla's margin collasp: why I plan on shorting Tesla before Q1 earnings (not Q4)
If enough people buy TSLA puts could there be a long squeeze? Opposite of short squeeze.
Are you ready to short your Tesla & TSLA? And go for Merc, BMW, etc. & TSLQ?
They said load up on calls leading to TSLA shareholders meeting. Instructions unclear, bought $TSLQ instead
lol puts are already in the money. ty Tesla
TSLQ: Brand new Tesla bear ETF just came out. Shorting it = infinite money?? Brrrrrr
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I'm finally almost neutral on TSLQ and SNDQ yessssssss lot more decline in store though so im holding
“He CAN keep getting away with it” All in TQQQ, TSLQ, SPCE, SPCX on IPO, MU, INTC, NVDA, AMD
short everything US SOXS SQQQ SPXS NVDQ TSLQ TZA long china and europe
I think the play here is to short TSLA or buy TSLQ (2X short ETF) on the day of while retail investors are pulling their money out of TSLA to put it into SPCX.
TSLQ it seems, not TSLA directly
Its painful seeing so much red on my TSLQ shares but I couldn't intellectually justify buying TSLA stock. How could I sleep each night knowing how fundamentally awful that price is?
Thanks. I bought TSLQ yesterday so I scooped +8% on the TSLA drop today.
My TSLQ bags are crying
Love an extremely overvalued meme stock like TSLA getting pumped just because there is market euphoria. I guess thats my fault for shorting such a high beta stock. Reality will hit it one day, I just dont know when. Hence i'm buying TSLQ.
playing both sides- playing 0DTE TSLA calls while holding TSLQ shares.
hell yeah. i made $6700 on TSLQ yesterday
Bought some TSLQ a minute before close. If only I waited 2 minutes lol
I had TSLA $400c but I also have about 5,000 shares of TSLQ (I believe in short-term irrationality and long-term rationality.) I just went from about -$7k at 4:15ET to +$500 on my TSLQ holdings...
imagine not having TSLQ calls
I got some TSLQ for tonight's shenanigans. I just want to feel something
I feel your pain. Yet... I'm STILL going to buy TSLQ again this year after losing over 50k last year. Yes, I am dumb. I truly miss the "set it and forget it" mindset. Why I let political insanity affect my investment decisions is still baffling me. I should have known better than to pull out of boring QQQ and try plays based on things other people know long before me.
I have become a sophisticated trader and instead of TSLA puts I now buy TSLQ so I can lose money on a longer timeframe.
Balls deep in TSLQ. Down $34k in the past 10-days. Message me if you need tips on losing money.
Were you able to close your TSLQ position somewhere near the recent top?
Only changes I've made to my positioning since the war started is adding UCO and AMPY for more oil exposure (5%→15%), and entering GAU at March lows for more gold miner exposure (10%→15%). Got stopped out of SQQQ, so hoping TSLQ is enough crash protection. Cash dropped from 15%→0%, but I'm up meaningfully on the past 6 weeks.
The market is an indicator of confidence. Forget dumb technicals and financials. TACO is exceedingly confident no matter what- so the market is confident and it goes uppies. It's that simple. Position: 4000 shares of TSLQ
Yes I am watching my TSLQ stake with great interest.
I'm balls deep in TSLQ and was fretting today's open. Premarket I was down nearly $10K and now I'm green. Tessler- it's all compudder and fraud!
LMAO DIE TSLER DIE Selling my SQQQ to buy TSLQ was a stroke of genius if I may say so myself
I'm up 66% on my TSLQ shares.... do I diamond hands this as Tesla continues to sink? Or do I sell my shares because Elon and Trump will pull a rabbit out of their hat again?
If you want some true degen action- buy TSLQ calls.
ok but my $TSLQ shares are up 49% YTD
They told me not to hold TSLQ long term but I did it anyway 😎
I'll know soon if I should have held my TSLQ over the weekend, but hey $20 is $20.
Damn, shouldn't have sold my TSLQ for a small profit. Thought we were going green.
TSLQ... just like TSLA, 'cept it go up
I look at the memes here and then decide if they are regarded or not after googling the company. I'll "yolo" on penny stocks with the change left over from bigger transactions. $RKLB, $TDY, $ADM, $SOC, and well timed $TSLQ are ones that did well for me. Also $SLV with good timing and $IAU. Recently $WMT, $CVX, and $CSTC
Me holding TSLQ is the only thing keeping TSLA afloat. 350+ PE and declining sales? Do people think if you hold TSLA shares, you'll get some free SpacEx IPO tendies?
Au contraire, mon frère... check out these big gainers: \- PSQ up 9% YTD \- SPXU up 24% YTD \- TSLQ up 44% YTD oh wait those are inverse. I see...
U and TSLQ saved my butt today.
things that will be impacted by the closure of the strait of hormuz outside of oil - nat gas, fertilizers, helium. next would be vix calls. give yourself some runway for volatility. spy puts. inverse etfs - FAZ for banks (read abt private credit, OWL puts), TSLQ (reading nothing but bad news for tsla). i’m bearish on ai, but trying to time the bubble might be hard. my pick for a winner out of this is google. CRWV and ORCL are full of hot air so i have puts for 2027. MSTZ bc i cant stand michael saylor lol. pretty cheap rn if you wanna gamble on them. his house of cards will come crumbling in time. otherwise cash. wait for market to dump more bc of this war and buy the companies you like at a discount.
How are people taking metric for things like PLTQ and TSLQ seriously lol AI slop
They are part of my no Elmo portfolio; RKLB, ASTS and TSLQ. TSLQ not doing so good.
Sold my TSLQ. When to rebuy? Still own SDS (2x short SPY)
Bro pls bro just one very red day bro pls i promise to sell both my 2x ultra short ETFs (TSLQ and SDS) bro please I will become a bull after that i promise bro please bro
You can, if you want to lose money. It's such a tiny amount that it's a small amount of money, but there are plenty of ways to do it. There's even a short TSLA ETF, TSLQ, you can just add that in the percentage it takes up of the index. You can also short, or use derivatives. https://testfol.io/?s=lBgZjaamWhg https://testfol.io/?s=3x6pcoGUOXu
There’s plenty of money to be made as Tesla bear.. but options bad. IV high, fuckery high. So unless you have a crystal ball.. The better play is a core short (just straight up shorting) with either TSLQ or TSLZ for juice. TSLS is 1:1, so it’s no different than the short. You gotta keep powder so you don’t get over run by the margin calls. When MSN starts pumping, Cramer Ives et al you let it run a bit. The money is very much trying to get out of Tesla, which is why this is a great play, but they are doing it slowly and very carefully managing the price. The fun part is it’s literally taking billionaires money. But can’t stress this enough if you just go hard on a random day in February without a plan, not gonna work out well. Is it shortable- Hell yes. But be smart goddammit.
why the fuck dont you retards buy leveraged etfs instead? TSLQ would have saved you at least 200k in losses
TSLQ, reality will have to set in for this stock in the next 5-10 years.
Tesla is trash, overvalued pos. I’m just holding TSLQ
I was searching up TSLQ to see what people were doing with it...get that shit outta your port if you haven't already lol
I’m accidentally long on too much TSLQ because I can’t bring myself to realize the loss.
Why not just do TSLQ so you're not so tight on the timing?
I'm currently sitting on TSLQ at -67% in the hopes that Elon will do something dumb and tank TSLA again so I get out. I'm fairly confident it will eventually happen since TSLA is a meme stock at this point. It was my first time dabbling in inverse funds and I am learning my lesson. What happens to TSLQ if Tesla is acquired by, or merged with, xAI/SpaceX? My fear is that it will lock in my losses. Is there anything I should do right now?
Maybe short Microsoft? It's probably not best to try it though. I thought about buying the anti-TSLA (TSLQ) awhile back to hedge what's in my index funds, but never got around to it, and then he pumped his own money into the stock to increase it over 400. The bottom line is there is no telling how long these scams can go, and the best bet is to just let the S&P 500 work its magic.
I was thinking full port TSLQ
Careful I got screwed holding TSLQ for a whole year waiting for TSLA to make sense
At least my TSLQ is printing and it gives me comfort that Tesla is not somehow green while all of this is happening
Right, I'm done with this volatile-ass market. I aged about 40 years this week so I'm going back in with a boomer port: $BRK.B $XLP $XOM $LMT $AAPL $GOOG $TSLQ See y'all next week 👵
I'm pretty diversified and everything is red except for $TSLQ lol this is fine!!
Buy TSLQ. Profit. Maybe. I’ve lost a shitload of money by buying that ETF ahead of earnings last year when TSLA was at $250. Bought some more when TSLA was at $490 and pared some losses, but trying to predict how that stock will move seems like a fool’s errand. I’d stay the hell away from it.
TSLQ is the only bargain in this market IMO.
I've done well with TSLQ. Plan on doing even better with it in the near future.
Kid Rock is such a fucking loser. Anyway, holding $SPY Puts & $TSLQ
On the plus side, I don't own any TSLQ anymore. Imagine being red on everything including Short ETFs
You just need a little TSLQ pick-me-up.
Looks like it's time to dust off the ol' TSLQ. Is the inevitable finally upon us?
Do you guus like TSLZ or TSLQ better?
Sold most of my $TSLA and $SPY puts this morning. Still holding some and bought more $TSLQ
Spy puts printed. TSLQ calls printed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I was in TSLQ at one point. Never fucking ever again.
Buying more TSLQ (2X Short TSLA Daily ETF)
I feel lucky af bought TSLQ intraday and sold after hours as soon as I saw the first mega green candle and I actually made a few dollars instead of losing my entire ass lol.
No clue, but I saw TSLQ skyrocket lol
Can't afford tesla puts so going balls deep in TSLQ calls. Lets see a 10% drop after earnings please.
I predict the stock tanks the night of earnings, opens very low (-6-7%) and pushes a bit lower for the first 10 minutes. Then moons 10% in 4 hours. That's what happened last earnings anyway. I do plan on holding TSLQ overnight tomorrow but not wasting premium on this.
TSLQ is an ETF that shorts TSLA
Swing trading TSLQ was one of my strategies I was looking to explore this year...don't encourage me...I know it's regarded
Gonna have to wait until Feb to re-buy TSLQ because of the wash-sale rule. TSLA better stay up for a month.
Put 50k into HIBS and TSLQ at the top. Will sell at eod.
How do you decide how much to invest in the TSLQ?
It’s already corrected a few times this year. Elon needs one scandal, accident or health scare and this thing implodes. I’ve been keeping a TSLQ position waiting for the day.
Also net it almost never goes positive. TSLQ is not an asset it’s a leveraged product
they need to make TSLQ and SQQQ 24 hours in the Hood again this is ridiculous
TSLQ dividend *did not* make up for the rise from $375 to $475. Sigh.. **re-invests**
So, because I'm losing money on TSLQ, which is inverse TSLA, the higher the losses are on the position, the more I can put against my earnings/ gains this year. It should just about cancel out my profits, while setting me up for next year to be the year where I take some decent profits and have freed up some more liquidity by taking the loss
Well I'll be damned ... I know its small time compared to some of you, but my account is back over $2000, even with my TSLQ position being down like 85% and -$500. Been trying to dig out of that hole for a while, at this point I'm letting it get as high as it'll go by the 30th for the tax benefit
I made .35 buying and selling 1 share of TSLQ. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ELMO I WILL END YOU.
Retard here. Why is TSLQ down -15% from Friday? Almost looks like a "dividend payout"-type price drop.
I hold shares of TSLQ, so why havent i received any dividends then? Sorry for dumb questions.