UK

Emotional-Brief3666

Draft dodger accuses a whole country of lacking courage. You couldn't make this shit up. You TOLD the UK three days ago that we offered ships but you said "no we don't need your toy navy" idiot.

Odd-Context4254

He wants to be like the Chancellor from V for Vendatta making that speech while the troops deployed around UK

GoogleKushforLunch

Plot twist Iran, Israel, & USA unite and take over the UK

Inside_Tour_1408

\> And we see the oil industry flourishing everywhere without subsidies as well Is that a serious statement? The US, Saudi Arabia, UK, Russia, Iran, China... you get the idea, all subsidize all production Even if you have a smaller nation with zero subsidies (I don't know if there is one), the consumer is still reliant on the subsidies of worldwide oil production to keep the cost low I don't really see a problem with subsidies to protect your energy security but as we have seen recently, the price of oil is clearly held hostage every time there is a major international conflict At least with renewables you can more predictably map where the sun will shine and where the wind will blow

River_Sandhu

I’m in the UK too, might have to set an alarm for it 😂

MadeThatCash

That's 2am in the UK ffs

hfbvm2

No shame declaring victory today. And then invading over the weekend. Planes are currently on their way after refueling UK to bomb Iran

dontslambro

Exactly. The way Rubio spoke the other day about NATO was just gross. How is a defensive pact suppose to support and participate in an offensive move. The only country the US has that would is the UK and they obviously want nothing to do with it.

No-Relationship8261

I like how he is mad at UK for not sending ships, just as they were sending them he went "we don't need ships after the war is already won". He makes just as much sense as my ex

ElTejon_TheDestroyer

I thought the US only used those in friendly fire incidents to kill UK troops who were simultaneously obeying the only time article 5 of NATO has been invoked to help an ally and also doing nothing to help and staying away from the front line?

Gom_KBull

99% of the world has access to edible food. The rest are in the UK

rollinhating

Mar 3: ”We won the war.” Mar 7: ”We defeated Iran.” Mar 9: ”We must attack Iran.” ”The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.” Mar 12: ”We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.” Mar 13: ”We won the war.” Mar 14: ”Please help us.” Mar 15: ”If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.” Mar 16: ”Actually, we don’t need any help at all.” ”I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.” ”If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.” Mar 17: ”We neither need nor want NATO’s help.” ”I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.” Mar 18: ”Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 19: ”US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz” Mar 20: ”NATO are cowards.” Mar 21: ”We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.” Mar 22: ”This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours.” ”Iran is Dead” Mar 23: ”We are giving them more time.” Mar 24: ”The war is nearing its end.” Mar 25: ”We are still negotiating.” Mar 26: ”Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time.” Mar 27: ”Talks with iran are going very well” Mar 28: ”War will be over soon” Mar 29: ”Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont” Mar 30: ”Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells” Mar 31: ”We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK.” (Saw this timeline from another user on a post.. but i dont know how to tag/link sorry..) BUT LETS TRUST 🥭 THIS TIME, ITS DIFFERENT…

rollinhating

Mar 3: ”We won the war.” Mar 7: ”We defeated Iran.” Mar 9: ”We must attack Iran.” ”The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.” Mar 12: ”We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.” Mar 13: ”We won the war.” Mar 14: ”Please help us.” Mar 15: ”If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.” Mar 16: ”Actually, we don’t need any help at all.” ”I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.” ”If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.” Mar 17: ”We neither need nor want NATO’s help.” ”I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.” Mar 18: ”Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 19: ”US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz” Mar 20: ”NATO are cowards.” Mar 21: ”We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.” Mar 22: ”This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours.” ”Iran is Dead” Mar 23: ”We are giving them more time.” Mar 24: ”The war is nearing its end.” Mar 25: ”We are still negotiating.” Mar 26: ”Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time.” Mar 27: ”Talks with iran are going very well” Mar 28: ”War will be over soon” Mar 29: ”Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont” Mar 30: ”Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells” Mar 31: ”We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK.” Saw this from another user on a post.. (i dont know how to link/tag the user sorry…) BUT LETS TRUST 🥭 THIS TIME, ITS DIFFERENT NOW!

StepAsideJunior

Starmer (UK), Albanese (Australia), and Trump (US) are all making a statement tonight. If I was a betting man, I'm betting on massive escalation.

River_Sandhu

With you there bro, he should really consider us in the UK haha

Visible_Sir7057

man trump speech is 2am UK time , hopefully i see green when i wake up for my midnight piss

jrex035

I bought more energy companies on the dip today. People are seriously underestimating both the scale of the crisis and how long it will last. Which is ironic since the PMs of both Australia and the UK made addresses to their nations today about the crisis, many countries in SE Asia are already rationing fuel, and there's already talk of organizing another SPR release. But sure, we'll be back to $75 a barrel oil in a few months lmao

ComradeFunk

UK and Germany discussing peace terms. UK has to keep Churchill out of power or stocks will crash Let's up cooler heads prevail

Ok-Barracuda39

Apparently, UK has an over-potato problem. Seems like a way to get some cheap food?

ericcc1029

Yeah the way the UK PM was talking didn’t sound like an Iran exit tonight

ericcc1029

If tonight is a taco why would UK and AUS PMs both address their countries today. Makes no sense to me

orsomeshitidk

Are we really gonna retard so hard that the UK gets to rejoin the EU with open arms? Lmao

Ozqi

>🥭 to address US >Anthony Albanese to address Australia >Keir Starmer to address UK World went into lockdown when the last time they addressed their nations together

Any-Camel-9913

Approximately 30 to 35 countries are involved in today's UK-hosted coalition talks on securing or reopening the Strait of Hormuz that's why you see non stop bid insiders from 30-35 countries bidding this shit up

BigTasty1975

I'm from the UK , a few years ago a ex soldier told me he always goes out to middle east to attend to fellow soldiers especially about there mental health...he told me take myself out to middle east, and all that fighting you hear about there on mainstream media... you won't see hardly any of it out there in the flesh Iran conveniently as a media blackout, internet blackout so not many videos are coming out of whats happening in there from the locals...i call BS on this Iran war...Iran and the US are in bed together with this fake war to manipulate the markets especially OIL..it's all Fake News and a Fake War with Mainstream Media putting out stuff to make this BS Believable.

Sturmghiest

You clearly don't know what led up to the Gulf War do you? Would be like saying the UK started WW2

MadeThatCash

Hey fellow UK'er, which platform and why the short? It's in such a tight range at the moment.

BHull16

It’s been on Flight Trackers all week. Germany and the UK

Fit-Guard-5063

UK PM says Iran war will impact Britain’s future

PompeiiSketches

I'm thinking flat or slightly green EOD. Crater AH during announcement. UK, Australian, and US leader addressing their nations doesn't make sense if we are pulling out.

mido_sama

U will when u r in bid war with Japanese, UK …etc. there are 18% of daily supplies missing every will feel it by may.

SlfImpr

Getting so many mixed messages - boots on the ground OR we pulling out??? * April 1: National televised speeches by US President, British Prime Minister, Australian Prime Minister **on the same day** * 12 US A-10C Thunderbolt IIs - also known as the Warthog - were spotted landing at RAF Lakenheath (UK) on Monday evening. Another contingent was expected to arrive on Tuesday night amid speculation they were heading towards the Middle East to participate in US operations over Iran - the aircraft is designed to support ground forces in combat * USS Tripoli arrived in Middle East with 3,500 troops aboard, USS Boxer is on its way >**BUT** President Trump said yesterday that we will be leaving Iran very soon (2-3 weeks): Trump's remarks came in response to a question about gas prices — asked what he would do about it, Trump said: "All I have to do is leave Iran, and we'll be doing that very soon, and they'll become tumbling down." "I would say that within two weeks, maybe two weeks, maybe three," he added. "We'll be leaving very soon. And if France or some other country wants to get oil or gas, they'll go up through the strait, the Hormuz Strait, they'll go right up there, and they'll be able to fend for themselves. I think it'll be very safe, actually, but we have nothing to do with that. What happens with the strait? We're not going to have anything to do with it," he said.

PompeiiSketches

Wait… the UK PM said he spoke with the military about how to open the strait and cautioned the citizens that it won’t be easy??? Cheeto changing his story and demanding the strait be opened. Is this Iraq 2.0??

AdventurousFinish681

Starmer and the UK having a 35 country meeting to reopen the strait this week might be the best chance at stabilizing things

AntiBoATX

Nobody here see how the UK and AUS PMs have addressed their nations already today? They’re getting out ahead of the shitstorm. Either US pull out, leaving an active hornets nest for Asia and Europe to put out… or we’re official boots on the ground. Neither option opens the strait or relieves the crisis

DisgrunltedDan

Keir Starmer says “this is not our war” and UK will not be drawn in.

Secret_Block_8755

Keep forgetting the clocks changed in the UK and the market opens at 2.30 now.

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KingRegardothe2nd

Just the consequences of the mango regimes actions, you don't shit talk other countries, insult their dead and veterans when they were a major part of US campaigns, directly threaten them, wage economic war on them then enter an illegal war without asking for assistance THEN demand assistance with the facilities you supposedly don't need. No. Suck it up. By the way much of the blocks were done because of Israel's logistics. The US have been using UK bases in the mainland and Cyprus and Diego Garcia, the ones he didn't need apparently.

Nervous-Basis-1707

UK and Australia are the fakest countries ever. Two press conferences just for their soy’d out PMs to say nothing new or interesting.

Slabbed1738

US PM definitely seems like a UK ally though 

GoogleKushforLunch

UK PM playing both sides, def doesn’t look like a US ally

Mindless-Week-1250

Sure, sure the PMs of Australia and UK saying take the bus, things will be hard for months for no reason  Keep FOMO buying 

nsfwnsfwnsfw33333

UAE and SAUDI pushing for military op to open Hormuz, plus mangoman and UK and AUS have a conference today, I think theyll announce the beginning of the exact operation.

River_Sandhu

In the UK we see this as Israel’s war, British people won’t allow us to die for Israel

River_Sandhu

I respect your opinion but it’s far from the feeling in the UK, I will say though it’s not just Starmer that hates 🥭, it’s all of Europe and the Gulf nations for how he’s left them. Israel and US are the only pro war countries here.

piszczel

There's two reasons why Starmer won't involve UK in this: 1. UK has no navy or army to speak of to send 2. He is massively relying on the muslim vote next election

River_Sandhu

I’m from the UK, honestly this couldn’t be more wrong. Starmer is afraid of any form of confrontation 😂 we aren’t going to war in any way shape or form I just hope 🥭doesn’t run from the war him and Israel wanted so badly without forcing the Hormuz to open again, which would be an Iranian victory

Marshmallowmind2

Same in UK. Starmer’s saying he'd like closer ties to Europe. I thought it was going to be something really big

winkip

# Starmer pledges UK won’t be dragged into war on Iran Starmer says UK citizens “worry that the UK will be dragged into” the US-Israel war on Iran. “We won’t,” he pledged. # More from Starmer Starmer has addressed the ongoing energy crisis and the Strait of Hormuz. Here’s the gist of what the UK prime minister said: * “I’m not prepared to ask the British people, once again, to go through a crisis, come out of it, and say business as usual.” * The UK’s goal in the Strait of Hormuz is to restore freedom of navigation, guarantee the safety of ships and seafarers, and resume the movement of vital commodities. * The UK government has created a five-point plan to address the impact of the war and rising prices on UK consumers, including reducing energy bills, extending fuel duty cuts, investing in clean energy and pushing for de-escalation in the Middle East. * “That is the only way we get your bills off the rollercoaster that is controlled by Putin and the Iranian regime.” [https://aje.news/taks27?update=4452842](https://aje.news/taks27?update=4452842)

Mast3rfinish25

So now both Australia and the UK have made out of the blue national addresses on TV tonight about how the next few months will be difficult etc. India about to do the same? Somethings about to happen isn’t it?

Kind-Recognition4528

UK is now a muslim country

Worried_Quarter469

Starmer says UK citizens “worry that the UK will be dragged into” the US-Israel war on Iran. “We won’t,” he pledged. ___ Doesn’t sound like he thinks it’s over soon

MarioMontini

With AUS & UK national address today on future Oil & energy concerns and preparedness, clearly shows they don't think things will ease anytime soon. Like every fking week, calling the🥭's bluff. Yesterday was a trap, idk about today & tomorrow but next week will be red.

Consistent_Panda5891

+10% here on 3 month out puts buying on europump 9AM. UK to give a speech about gas risks, and Iran blew oil ship. Just impressed USA is not fading. Guess they will do a last pump on its opening to make a great FOOLS day

Resident_Area_1474

is the bottom in for the UK yet?

__Vampyre__

LOL embarrassing how much the UK has fallen over the last hundred years.

Spy300

>BREAKING: Trump says he is “strongly considering” pulling out of NATO, calling the alliance a “paper tiger” and claiming the UK “does not even have a navy,” in an interview with The Telegraph Greenland back in play

BullfrogLevel2087

If the UK PM’s address is anything like the Aussie one - Red will be the least of our issues 😂

ShittyUsernane1222

UK, US, Australia are planning to do a joint announcement about US-Iran war today. A ground invasion announcement or unconditional surrender announcement would be the shittiest possible April fools joke.

Logical-Clerk-1571

UK and Australia addressing to the nation at the same time is weird, maybe they are preparing a naval task force to open hormuz

Moepenmoes

\- Iran insists it will not open the strait \- Iran attacked another tanker in the strait this morning \- Australia having an emergency address to the nation in a few minutes \- UK having an emergency address to the nation in 1 hour \- Energy organizations all say we're going to feel real price pain in about a month How the fuck is this market still green LOL

Moepenmoes

Australia and UK PMS about to address the nation with emergency announcements next few minutes

Holiday-Raspberry-26

You say that however oil price is global so even the US will hurt. Also Europe is not quite so badly placed. UK, NO and NL still pump out a far bit and we have places like Algeria exporting even more gas. The real issue is that gas and oil are global commodities. Also a lot of refining capacity has been shut down in most countries (even the US), which makes turning the black stuff into other necessary products hard. That’s a key issue right now.

adebyrne

UK NHS just announced wegovy approval but share price still going down. I see the stuff about reduced margin but they seem successful and not reflected in value

BullfrogLevel2087

UK and Australia to join the war and reopen the strait. Would make sense as to Trumps 2 to 3 week time frame, the PM’s making national addresses at the same time and as iv mentioned before why would Australia make a national address for a ceasefire?

Friendofabook

This pump is really unsustainable? There is zero news that is worthy of it. UK and AU nation address will just be about conserving fuel basically.

ajibtunes

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to address the nation this morning, becoming the third leader to do so today, alongside Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.

Fast-Steak-7730

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to address the nation this morning, becoming the third leader to do so today, alongside 🥭 and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. It about to get rowdy

BullfrogLevel2087

Is the UK and Australia joining the war? Australian PM has only addressed the nation 2 times since 2000, 2008 financial crises and Covid.

Col_Treize69

Australian PM tomorrow night: Here are my plans to avert a fuel crisis British PM tomorrow night: While the UK will be negatively effected by higher fuel prices, with a stiff upper lip we can get through anything American President tomorrow night: Can you believe that this asshole judge blocked my ballroom? Let's look at the scale model again. As you can see...

Affectionate-Tax9885

So the UK PM and AUS PM are also making public addresses to their countries on Wednesday?

version-two

Crazy plot twist (but also not out of question ): UK, AU, and nato declare the US and Israel foes of the United Nations. We officially ostracize ourselves, and become modern day 1940s Germany. World renounces us and allies with China to come and take American oil while we’re stuck fighting a war in the desert mountains for the next decade.

version-two

That’s the only reason I can come up with that explains why Australia and UK have pressers tomorrow. And last I heard, AU was already rationing fuel.

SPCEshipTwo

"There's no reason for us to do this", as A-10s transit through the UK lol. The ground invasion is coming.

LengthObjective2253

Why is Australia and UK addressing their nations at the same day as US?

Regular_King_4157

Australia PM is scheduled to make a public announcement soon. Now UK PM also is giving a unscheduled speech to nation today all of a sudden. Very sus. Really hoping that this premarket holds till open so that I can buy some puts.

Prometheus013

Hear about the autistic kid in UK who crashed the market and made millions proceeding to lose it all? Was in news. Ultimate example of this. Kid was smart as hell though. I always know I should buy calls and puts on big moving days like yesterday and today, but can't afford to lose it all when need 100k for lawyer fees.

wrestlerkid

I've never been so mind fucked in my life by the market today. This is actually crazy. So dumb fuck Trump deployed a total 17,500 troops to the middle east over the past 2 weeks, of which 3500 arrived today and began a ground invasion!! YESTERDAY, Bessent and Rubio stated repeatedly that their objective with troops on ground is to secure the 100 lbs of uranium from the "Iranian regime" Trump gave them ultimatums , deadlines and extreme threats to reopen the strait of hormouz. He was ignored. He begged every country for help securing it . He was rejected by every country. He was rejected by our own Navy. So then today he switches to "oh, were going to just end this war and leave the strait closed. The UK and other countries can go get their own oil, its their problem." This was the headline that caused the markets to rally 4% !!?!?!? Are you f**King kidding me ?? And the Iranian prime minister comes out and says theyre willing to end the war , as long as their conditions are met and guaranteed. ...well okay, this is 100% entirely the same commentary as 3 weeks ago. Nothing changed! Not only that, but today the US carpet bombed the interior of Iran with B52 bombers for the first time since this conflict began and Iran last night hit Tel Aviv with an absolutely vicious wave of cluster bombs that was by far the one of the most damaging attacks in the regions entite history. Satanyahu today himself today announced that theyre about half way done with this war. How is any of this a deescaltion !? The market should've been down 4% today not up. I can't rationalize this at all. My brain says massive bull trap. Bought Puts today. Lots of puts . Exp Apr 30 and May 15. Like buffet says, the market is irrational, so wish me luck...

Worth_Quantity1953

We are talking about Trump here, he never owns his mistakes. He’s already blaming UK and NATO, threatening to exit and let them clean up the mess he created because the strait effects them more apparently

dcwhite98

Keep sucking cock you left wing shit show. You behave as the Mullahs have not royally fucked the country up coming to power. Khomeini was a benevolent religious guy who acted like he had a reasonable world view. He espoused this while he was in Paris before his ‘triumphant’ return to Iran. Then proceeded to turn the place into a muslim hellhole for everyone there. Carter royally fucked the situation up not sending an envoy to meet Khomeini when he was put into power. But at that point his guy, the Shah, had been completely replaced and would never be a leader in Iran again. But, democrats, as usual, fuck things up and someone, not a democrat, has to fix it. If the US and UK had never done this, that, or the other… reaching is a bad look. You have no way of knowing what would have happened if the US and MAINLY the UK had not intervened. Reality is Khomeini would have come back from exile faster and implemented the Muslim hell earlier than he did. I’ve read plenty of books fuck wad. Your arrogance because you think the FAR LEFT is just smarter than everyone is just flatluation, it makes you feel better but no one else believes in it or wants to be around it. And at the end of the day, you stink to you too… but you’ve left yourself no choice but to live in it.

magoojc

My uninformed option: a) He couldn't get the level of victory he promised 3 weeks ago so his address will start the new narrative. My guess is, "We destroyed their military and their ability to wage war on Israel and our middle east allies. We had to do this because previous administrations allowed Iran to build nukes. Meanwhile, our EU and UK allies have ignored our calls to join us, and we'll remember their betrayal and reconsider all our treaties. They can deal with Hormuz because we don't need it." {reminder that facts don't matter to him} b) What he WON'T be saying is..."We started this war with zero evidence of any threat they posed to the region. I tore up the previous nuke treaty with Iran made by that other guy. We started this war without consulting our European allies. My actions caused the price of oil to rise enough to increase the chances of local drilling." lol, he also won't be saying how the crisis showed that so much oil from that one small region proves why we need to develop alternate energy sources. In summary, the narrative will change to who to blame for this war...while he takes his toys and goes home, so he can pick on Cuba and other Latin American countries that he can easily beat...and while that's going on he'll be passing whatever he can pass to reduce poor and minority voter rolls to hedge the midterms as best he can. Then again, maybe I have false cynicism and am talking crap. But if you say that, wipe the orange from your lips first.

myironlung6

Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz" Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We are giving them more time." Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end." Mar 25: "We are still negotiating." Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time." Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well" Mar 28: "War will be over soon" Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont" Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells" Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."

myironlung6

Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz" Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We are giving them more time." Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end." Mar 25: "We are still negotiating." Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time." Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well" Mar 28: "War will be over soon" Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont" Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells" Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK." Looks like I need to update the past couple days as we still rolling here Edit: updated last few days

Assketchum1

Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz" Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We are giving them more time." Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end." Mar 25: "We are still negotiating." Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time." Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well" Mar 28: "War will be over soon" Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont" Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells" Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."

Jbball9269

It won’t matter honestly. Japan UK and EU are all going to hike in April especially with EU flag Acpi up 0.6% this morning. This will weaken the USD and we should see a nice run in PMs and equities

Worth_Quantity1953

lol “we completed all our objectives” then goes onto bash UK and NATO for not getting involved after all the help he’s done for them

MutedIndependence674

The no expense to the tax payer always makes me laugh. If the UK government received $350m from donors and spent it on a fucking ballroom I would be fuming. Think of all the food that money could do to the country

mobileagnes

Nope. It's actually closed on Good Friday (an official holiday & start of the long weekend in Canada & the UK). I remembered that only when opening the CNBC app yesterday when it mentioned about a holiday-shortened week.

Candid-Elk6135

Can't disagree. Why would anyone sign anything while Trump is president is beyond me. UK signed a trade deal and Trump still increased tariffs on them after SC shot down his global ones. 

Green_Inevitable_833

yesterday he said he will hit desalination plants (obvious war crime) if the terrorists do not cave in to hid demands , while terrorizing (150children hit in elementary school). i dont know if the british throat is not clogged enough though; he uses this language while his b52 take off from fairford and diego garcia( aircraft carriers cannot support large bombers and his bases in gulf are not safe yet). So maybe he is right, UK needs some courage

90sRiceWagon

Thought he hated the UK?

Significant-Dog-8166

You seem to think Iran closing strait is NOT the UK's problem. Keep on living in your fantasy land.

ReggieCorneus

Ok, sure. That is negotiable, Iran is not at war with UK.

Rolex1881

I promise you, we do not need UK or any other country to get us out of this.

InevitableTension699

Is it ok for the UK to invade the US for oil? To just take it?

Significant-Dog-8166

The implication is clear as day. IF a 9/11 happened and IF the UK ignored it, you would be satisfied with the situation. Don't walk it back. Embrace your sentiment. Now go invest in UK stocks and divest from America.

Significant-Dog-8166

Your words are stupid and spiteful for hoping for another 9/11. Right now the war is on and there's no undoing that. You will pay more for fuel and there's nothing you can think to do about it except hope America gets hit by a terror attack. Maybe your hopes for terrorism will play out. Your oil will still cost more and the UK economy will suffer regardless until the strait is opened. If you disagree with what I am saying, then invest in British Stocks. Do it. Show me I am wrong, invest all your money in the UK and divest from America. Do it big shot. You're not afraid right?

NoPause9609

Very relevant to today is that the democratically elected leaders of Iran were overthrown by the US and UK due to “oil” and the Shah was installed as a puppet.  If the US and UK had never meddled there in the first place it most likely would be a prosperous and democratic country today.  Go read a fucking book. You ignorant hick. 

mido_sama

UK does NOT get enough sunlight they had 40 days of rains at start of year.