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That is dangerous, though. Look at Tesla. It has no fundamentals, but it is propped up by retirement accounts. We have zombie companies that are allowed to continue to exist due to our broken market. There are bets against such stocks that are not as dangerous as shorts. For example, if you wanted to bet against TSLA, you can invest TSLZ which gives you an in and out speculative action against the stock. However, there is also CRSH which uses an income strategy to bet against TSLZ without the risk to the individual retail investor.
Are you borrowing that $300K from your broker? 7% interest? Are you just planning to keep buying at opportune moments, or to trade in and out? I'll continue to bet the other side with dividend-paying shares of CRSH and conservative trading in short naked calls with high strike prices.
been holding CRSH for years now, still deep in red
I think BOJ and the US are involved in oil futures as they announced they might be. The reality is WTI hit $144 spot yesterday, a new ATH. Buy oil companies. I like XOM. I purchased it through XOMO (a yield max weekly paying ETF). My distribution rate is currently 51.63%. I also purchased $12 April puts bc these ETFs are built to have NAV declines in order to spit off tax free ROC. I also trade YieldMax pairs like $MSTR and $WNTR. Long and short micro strategy. The most profitable is $TSLY and $CRSH. So far YTD CRSH is up 20% and $TSLY is down 11%. Will change today obviously. But the combined weekly distribution is 110% annualized currently. I have bought TSLY OTM puts bc the options market is liquid. Wish I could for CRSH but very illiquid so bought way OTM TSLA calls to hedge that. It’s just options trading through an ETF and a way to make sure I get money back for other trades or compounding like I’m doing with TSLY and CRSH. One of the most liquid options markets only behind indexes and constant high IV so selling options is very profitable.
Yeah, thats the thing in the eyes of his investors and NOW the index funds too. He must have bribed them. 30 days until SPACE-X is automatically included in the NASDAQ-100, I mean he’s bulletproof. I’m doing this real degenerate pair trade with Yield MAX ETFs $TSLY (long Tesla through options) and $CRSH (short Tesla through options) and so far the share price for $TSLY is -15.5% with a weekly distribution rate of ~44% YTD (lot of ROC), they calculate it forward by the latest number projected forward. Tesla long/volatility trade has been dead) and $ CRSH YTD is up 2.31% with a weekly distribution rate of 59% I’ve been adding to other pairs $MSTY (long Microstretgy) and $WNTR and due to volatility in Microstrategy recently those are working great. It’s crazy shit and NAV will always go down but 90% YTD isn’t bad. Now to gamble & hedge with OTM options bc I’m a degen.
Every one hates Musk in the media but buys Tesla in and around me. I won’t be surprised the stock ignores drop in sale but focus Elon’s new promised land when he appears in the earnings call. Trust me, I am losing on CRSH and TSLY consistently 😢
I've added a bunch of CRSH to balance it out
puts it is! $FIAT, $CRSH, $DIPS
Kinda with you. Hedging the market with CRSH, adding when ATHs are hit, collecting the div in the meantime Thesis is that Tesla is hype stock and we really don't have much hype left-- but if the market rugs Tesla will hit the ground hard
tesler we all know you’re going to CRSH
Nope. But you can if you want. Is your worry, "What will you do in a bear market?" Or something like that? With the typical mindset of a long-term investor, or even a set-it-and-forget-it portfolio builder? Because what I do isn't that. I'm very hands-on, looking at my positions nearly every day. And I'm an unabashed performance chaser. Momentum trader. Trend follower. Call it what you will, [momentum persists,](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0927538X18303998?via%3Dihub#preview-section-references) and I know that from decades of trading it. Buy something *because* it's going up. Don't buy something because you think it *should* go up. That's me in a nutshell. When the momentum tapers off, find a new ride. It's simple, and it works. But only if you genuinely like the stock market and don't mind looking at your positions once a week at least. And I'm doing it with ETFs. ETFs don't drop fast, they roll over, giving you time to get out. And their up-trends are observable and persistent. Here's a chart of [4 ETFs over the past 3 months](https://imgur.com/a/iv47nRy). If you HAD to pick 2 to put ALL of your money in, which 2 would you choose? If you said the purple and green ones because they've been beaten down so hard that they HAVE to come back up, then you're letting your primitive brain (we all have them) override what's right in front of your eyes, and this isn't for you. Because I can almost guarantee you that a month from now the orange and blue ones will *still* be going up, and the other two will still be going down. Maybe not as fast, but that's why you monitor them. When something you're in starts flattening out, like all of these did in July, then it's time to screen ETFs again and find the ones that are going up. Because there are 1500+ ETFs with options, and I can absotively *guaranTEE* you that some of them will be going up whenever you screen. So yeah, this is different than what we've all "learned" from the financial press, but it's simple and it works. Find things that are going up and buy them (or use options). Monitor. When some start lagging, replace them. "Cut your losers and let your winners run." I often say it's how a 5th-grader would invest. And I think we need to get back to that simplicity. Sorry for the rant. Take care. RemindMe! 1 month (GLD, SLV, REKT, CRSH)
Currently knee deep in yet another attempt to short TSLA. This time I'm doing so much better. Using CRSH to lose my money instead of buying puts. Down about $3000. Bought more CRSH today! Ghey. Bear. Regard.
tesler broke right on through those VWAP bands, crash baby CRSH!
every time i see CRASH i think you're talking about CRSH and i'm like ohhhh what are they saying about my favorite underrated yieldmax etf
TSLQ, TSLZ, CRSH holy trinity
I decided to look at a list of [highest yield etfs](https://etfdb.com/compare/dividend-yield/)...FIAT, CRSH, UTLY look umm 📉
Well, every bet of mine against Tesla has not ended up well, currently bag holding CRSH and TSLZ. Large Institutions and fanbase are protecting a $20 worth stock at $300. Not worth risking betting against it.
> TSLS, TSLZ, TSLQ, CRSH gonna be good plays over the next few weeks You don't know that for fact.
TSLA analysts are starting to update estimates. Looking at almost a 25% decline in deliveries Y/Y and full year EPS of less than $1. That puts forward PE at about 350. TSLS, TSLZ, TSLQ, CRSH gonna be good plays over the next few weeks
I own CRSH will I belong to Tesla shorts gang as well? 🤔
Take that $50 and find some items to flip on eBay. You should 10x your money. Then take that $500 and put it all in CRSH and wait for the TE$LA downfall.
CRSH, WNTR. 🌈🧸🧸🧸🧸 time!
full ported my cash into $CRSH (yieldmax short tesla etf)
Look into CRSH as an option. Personally not doing well as sugar daddy is giving the protection but hopefully post robotaxi fiasco the ticker revive😢
God speed, my guy. I'm under water on CRSH at the moment. Tried to play earnings and well...
Unfortunately a Tesla put costs more than my avalible cash so im indirectly shorting it through $CRSH
I agree with you OP, all very logical and reasonable, but instead of TSLQ, I opted forgoing in heavy on CRSH for the less upfront cost, and CRSH has been paying nicely.
I’m way too scared to enter a bearish Tesla play, I inversely short Tesla through CRSH lol.
I definitely made some dough on CRSH as Tesla was melting down. Got out before Tesla started its reversal but yeah, I verse ETFs can be fun but also dangerous. Best of luck, no matter what the market does, there’s money to be made.
And a bunch of cash, and I'm screwing with CRSH (a TSLA bear ETF), which pays a massive dividend. Maybe Euro futures?
It will happen, but the timing won;t necessarily be very predictable. Months ago, I saw it blip way up, and figured it was a good time to buy puts. Now I'm playing with TSLS, CRSH, and TSLZ, all TSLA bear ETF's with different methods.
Just buy CRSH and hold forever then.
I sold a 4/25 $300c for $5.25 credit on 3/19/25. The holder of the option could have sold a week later for $20.38 credit. They also could have bought the same call yesterday for $0.01 and sold for $0.25. I’m looking to buy 100 shares of CRSH with my credit. Are people buying more puts?
Is CRSH ever a buy? This shit is garbage in any scenario
Am I holding TSLQ and CRSH wondering why on Earth Tesla has gone up since that horrific earnings call? Yes. Am I hoping you’re right and the crash is coming? Yes. Will I be riding my inverse leveraged stocks to zero if need be. Yes.
Way ahead of you. CRSH has been treating me just fine. 👌
CRSH shares that only appreciate as tsla self ropes while paying monthly div of 9% or higher. lot less riskier than shorting, or 2x leveraged etfs
tomorrow is CRSH payment. i'll make 5k in dividend payments, imagine not buying short ymax when we're heading into a bear market.
CRSH has been a beautiful hold lol, bought in feb and will likely sell after earnings
I have a similar amount on CRSH etf as I expect a bumpy ride down.
right then the stock goes back up and the ymax does as well - so you make money again. in ideal scenario you recover 100% of your investment within a year. you can either take it cash or let it reinvest to triple your capital by the next year. if you look at the charts - had you done it with msty and sold in january, you'd be up insane amounts - then reinvest in CRSH during this bull market and you'd be up another 60% within 3 months alone. repeat for a few years and you'll be getting paid someones yearly salary on an initial cost basis of literal peanuts in comparison to what you're getting.
buy inverse ymax like CRSH that pays out almost a dollar a share, reinvest dividend. market recovers, sell and buy something like NVDY. after 3 years of reinvestment you'll be making 50k a month from an initial cost basis of 30k. if this isn't a part of your portfolio what is you doing - buy shares, buy options, but also experiment with these ymax etfs they good shit
I am in an ETF called CRSH. It makes it money shorting TSLA
My TSDD and CRSH positions are floating my whole portfolio right now.
my CRSH shares will be around 8-9. up 30-40%. papa blessed me
Lol, thanks for the call back! My $CRSH stock didn't pay like I thought it would but I turned over some $TSLZ for a profit
i went to the YMAX sub, those guys are basically a corn cult in disguise. i asked them why they don't buy CRSH which is tsla short yieldmax - which has returned 33% since the beginning of the year, and all their replies were to buy more msty lmao. every stock sub is just cult buyers man, timing doesn't exist - even in the most telegraphed crash in the history of crashes.
Last week I bought an ETF that is based on shorting Tesla. Is the only thing I have that's been green since then , CRSH
Up 40% on SOXS I bought a week ago. Check out inverse ETFs, regards. I like to look at the 10 year and see what they were at around Covid time, because I think this is going to get worse than that. VIX, CRSH, QID, SPXS, SQQQ. Good luck.
And TSLS pays a dividend, currently over 4%. Here are other TSLA short ETF's, plus the ones already mentioned: CRSH (high dividend) TSDD TSLQ TSLZ
I’m not missing anything. I’m in CRSH, like I said. I am profiting off the situation. I’m questioning the word “wrecked.” TSLA will be affected, just not as badly as the other OEMs, and I stand by that comment.
At this point holding CRSH is like Universal Basic Income 😂
ryan cohen went with the saylor strat for gamecult. it's pretty much the signal that mstr is about to get demolished as corn goes to sub 80 within, potentially, friday. it's literally joever - also ymax released inverse mstr etf. now i can finally diversify from CRSH.
the biggest holding in my port? CRSH literally the greatest stock to hold for this year.
You can make 4K a month off 30k in CRSH? 
buy 30k worth of CRSH get paid 4000 a month live in south east asia - pref thailand 420 and ladyboys + cost of living all come out to less than 1200 a month. pocket the rest of reinvest in another YMAX
$CRSH payment for feb, .32 a share. march payment. .64 a share. my cost basis is 5.4. on track for over 100% returns. those ymax dudes did it right buying 2 years ago.
There’s an ETF ticker “CRSH” that is specifically shorting TSLA. I’ve made $500 this month alone and I didn’t even invest that much. I think per share price is around $7.50-$8.00
I don't like Yieldmax ETFs but CRSH is looking very tempting to hold a few months
$CRSH…. Inverse Yield max high dividend etf
Let's put it this way... There's a short income ETF called CRSH that pays an insane divided every month. The inverse leveraged ETFs TSLQ are worth more than the bullish ETFs TSLL. TSLA is also used as collateral for the LOANS that fund ALL his other companies. The dude is more overleveraged than SBF and Nick Leeson. He owns nothing but paper. I guarantee you he make a play to take SpaceX Public in order to reinvest into TSLA and that's gonna go just as bad as his latest starship launch.
Tesla (company) has done nothing to quell stockholders. Elon (human?) has done plenty to damage stock price. It’s not over and it’s hard to imagine a recovery. I sold in the 3xxs and now sitting in a yieldmax short with CRSH to collect derivatives. So far so good.
CRSH, TSLZ, TSLQ are all inverse ETFs of different variety for Tesla, just FYI
CRSH is a yieldmax inverse on tsla I’m holding now that is up 26% for me already on ticker alone and generates dividends
Load up on CRSH (YieldMax's ETF that shorts TSLA)?
When do I sell CRSH lmao I'm a noob
CRSH is a pretty good Tesla inverse too with a good monthly dividend.
CRSH hits 4.5-month high
Imagine not buying CRSH @ 5 dollars and enjoying 30% gains while the markets crash.
bear market and you don't own $FIAT and $CRSH paying you 20k a month🫵🤡
imagine not buying CRSH at $5.5, while making money hand over fist from payouts every month lmao. it'll be at $20 by the end of the bear market.
imagine not buying CRSH while tsla crashes to the depth of earth. easiest money i'll have ever made
$FIAT, $CRSH and sleep as you make get paid 40k a month(provided to buy enough) plus likely to appreciate to 2-5x within the next year or two.
CRSH back to 20 as tsla free falls, while paying out 100%. ready to turn 100k into 500k doing nothing
buy etfs that short specific stocks like tsla and CRSH which are at ATL, while providing you income. make 100% returns on payouts alone within a year, while your initial capital 3x's
buy etfs that short specific stocks like tsla and CRSH which are at ATL, while providing you income. make 100% returns on payouts alone within a year, while your initial capital 3x's
i will buy a lot of us stocks, but only those that short the market. all in on CRSH
CRSH is generational wealth opportunity
Also $TSLZ, TSLD, and to a lesser extent CRSH