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Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Came here to find my dumpster for the week.
$527 to $73k in 2.5 months. The journey to $100k and beyond
Mentions
So TSLA and DJT are going to both rip 10% higher today right? Because it would totally make sense.
I guess these red candles pre-market are from GDP. Between it and PCE tomorrow we gonna see some 🌈 🐻 shit. Good luck to all you TSLA cultists though, nice to see some bulls making money this week at least.
ok, going by TSLA META NVDA market to the moon today 🚀
But hey I also need TSLA to drop to for my puts
is TSLA puts playing with fire?
Well. I made 10k on TSLA and 18k on META due to TA. 
Does anyone think TSLA is going to return to the lows? Are my $100 puts to shit :(
Manipulation is a better word. If everyone, including retail was buying calls... I guarantee TSLA would've dumped hard. It's NOT profitable for MM/HF if you're profitable trading options... that's a fact.
TSLA running on hopes and dreams.
There goes TSLA 
Lmao. My SPY calls are extinct and TSLA in true fashion is still green with while I hold puts
TSLA still being green is proof that this market has entered twilight zone levels of regarded.
Small rotation into TSLA this week and out of major tech. Hilarious
TSLA today? should i close short positions
Easy rotation from META into TSLA. 
Wait a min, same can be explained by technical! META was over bought high priced, bound to go down even if they meet expectations while TSLA was over sold, they go up when the just meet expectations. Now, you wait and see today MSFT, INTC and GILD are bound to go up when the meet expectation as they are oversold. In future, AAPL will jump as it is oversold. Yesterday, I placed many orders for META between 400 and 410, got some and today I have placed order for $390 to $410. META at this price is over sold range, just grabbing whatever comes into my fish hook!
That is quite the TSLA gap, would be shame if we were to uh... fill it
TSLA 170 bulls 
Mag 7 update: AAPL ded MSFT nearly ded META ded TSLA ded NVDA nearly ded AMZN alive GOOGL ded
Feels good to be sitting on 10 META 450 PUTS this morning....makes up 5x my TSLA put losses.
TSLA is not done…. Right?…. Right?… 
TSLA shows META how it's done
Sorry for the delay, now back to our regularly scheduled TSLA bear ass fucking
Comparisons between TSLA and Enron are increasing in the wild
My TSLA gains are there. So u can tell I’m serious about this purchase.
I lost 5 percent yesterday on TSLA and META. Am i ready to loose more on GOOGL PUTS ? Fuck yea
People still crying about TSLA?
TSLA just returned to 4/15 pricing it didn’t moon lol. You can look at the chart and clearly see it was oversold the past week
Because the price of TSLA is too damn high. 
If you actually did learn anything, then you'd realize it's not the earnings but options movement that help the big boys decide whether to moon it or tank it. TSLA should be down but it went up because put/call ratio was crazy and put IV was ultra high even for weeklies, wiping them out and letting a few calls print is much more profitable for them since they can just short it back down after options expire. Earnings has been influencing earnings since start of 2023, every earnings printed on some bs reason because majority of retail were balls deep in puts after 2022 and were in heavy denial that calls could print. NVDA is currently the perfect example of what happens when retails bought options on both sides; they just let it trade sideways for 2 months straight while wiping out as much atm and itm options possible
If you did then you'll realize it's not the earnings but options movement that help the big boys decide whether to moon it or tank it. TSLA should be down but it went up because put/call ratio was crazy and put IV was ultra high even for weeklies, wiping them out and letting a few calls print is much more profitable for them since they can just short it back down after options expire.
Why the fuck there is no volume on TSLA 
Nuclear power is as little accepted by the new generation as TSLA ev's.
As well as the guy that shorted 50K on TSLA.
Well, TSLA beat whisper numbers and fear of “all in robotaxi” at expense of current EVs.. more vehicle variants quicker which basically raises revenue outlook over the next two years. Meta gave weak outlook. So both traded more on outlook and counter to expectations going into ER.
TSLA Fandom might be a religion, but TSLA hatred is like a cult. I've been hearing how they've turned a corner for the worst and are now in a total free fall since at least 2017, yet the cult continues to act like they've been right the whole time. Ya'll got way too much of your identity locked up in this for some reason, let it go. Tesla gonna be alright.
TSLA NVDA already up, SPY is gonna follow too...Your call guys !!!
Keep holding! TSLA 300 IS NOT A MEME
Imagine having TSLA puts and META calls
TSLA said they are planning to make cheaper cars. Clearly the market believes that will have a positive impact on future revenue and sales.
If TSLA beat it might be 300 right now
Yes. 6 TSLA puts and 3 META calls.
If I were an investor in META or TSLA I'd be wanting to get the fk out, terrible earnings for both of them
TSLA bulls realizing that 1) no one wants a car that depreciates 80% in 4 years. 2) The plan to introduce cheaper cars means current models have even worse re-sale and after-sales. 3) Chinese EV (BYD, Nio even freaking Huawei) means a race to the fuckin bottom in search for margins. TL:DR; TSLA bul fuk
[My reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA) to TSLA earnings call * Claims a semi-sentient robot available for purchase by end of next year * Claims the shitty gpu in a tesla after its finished charging will be used in a decentralized AI Processing for other clients and every tesla owner participating will presumably reap the rewards. I just want Jensen Huang to say "That's fucking moronic." A million tesla's is not an AI data center and this is presumably one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. *
I listened to the entire TSLA earnings call and Elon is so full of absolute bull shit that I can't even. Like, he can't stop lying, and his delusion is something he projects like an insufferable narcissist. Like all those project managers and engineers around him are like this guy is a fucking idiot but whatever, he pays us.
If TSLA doesn’t go down today…
My NVDA calls printed so hard. I sold them at like 9:35am though. Learned my lesson about holding out for bigger gains from the TSLA puts.
It’s a bearish sentiment so you have to inverse it for it to work right because stonks only go up. (see TSLA)
TSLA UP premarket from the AH yestday. 170 EOD CONFIRMED.
Not for the names I want to own though lol. I’ve found it very hard to find a middle ground. Names like TSLA, MSFT, AMD always offer good premium. I would never want to take assignment though, especially not right now. Then have names like MO, PFE, ENB more dividend growth stocks that pay barely anything and aren’t worth it. That’s why a scanner might be useful I guesss. I’ve had trouble finding a “middle ground”
TSLA won't be reaching ATH numbers anytime soon, if ever. A huge part of the reason Tesla explodes the way it did is because Musk owned so many of the shares and just downright refused to sell. He also hates shorting so he had a personal F U to wallstreet shorters that drove him to keep it rising. However, after his mass sales, purchase of Twitter which resulted in tremendous amounts of TSLA being sold, there is a lot more trading on the markets now. Huge supply increase. This will make it very difficult for it to climb up to ATH levels again.
Think it will bleed till earnings and then do a TSLA on the earnings day no matter what the results say
TSLA is about to do what the Boring Company is supposed to
Thanks for this. You do have to really wonder when you look at TSLA and META over the last 48 hours.
META market cap went down 200b AH, about half a TSLA
TSLA 170 TOMOR. TSLA BEARS R CUCKED. 
This is a very important DD whether you are bullish or bearish on TSLA
Thanks! That is only partially true though. I am known to sell a CSP on GME or buy worthless puts on TSLA...but only in my tiny meme casino part of my account.
Yep lol, she was waving her dick around like a supergenius. When really she got lucky catching the TSLA and Spac wave, and then rode that shit to the bottom. And sold her Nvidia shares at the bottom 
Tuesday: TSLA ER Wednesday: QQQ at 420 Thursday: Elon declares complete and total victory over the QQQ, demands the magnificent 7 CEOs swear allegiance to him 69 times
The new TSLA affordable cars can be trained to build new TSLA cars. See? Anyone can make up stuff that isn't going to happen
TSLA PEG NVDA? Hmm I guess that is what happened.
I pulled out of $PM 100 call too soon, and the spent my $200 on TSLA puts and I’m down $400. I’m learning options the right way !
Correct, but it's not just TSLA. There are options book management models that take into account greeks and 2nd level greeks that make sure the book is either market neutral or slightly skewed. Sometimes is as simple as MMs being short vol, short theta etc, but when a confluence of statistical parameters arsbat the edge acceptable risk levels, the book will offset to the other side to manage risk. In TSLA case gamma, IV and put OI were so high and so skewed, MMs had to take massive long positions to offset short put or put credit spread positions. Algos which managed the book saw immediately that numbers on the ER being negstive, indicating a probability of down move, so they went into a buying frenzy to hedge that.
This guy thinks TSLA trades on fundamentals😂
exactly. The only similiarity is that both are priced in. META is already overpriced so a slight of shitty news will tank. TSLA being garbage it is, already at the low, any garbage news will be good news. Another thing in common, both will be come crashing down in the next 2 weeks.
It's more of a long term vision thing. But the company does have all the pieces to achieve it. I think betting against TSLA where it sits now is bad trade. It may go sideways for a while but TSLA has more potential for upward movement. Most the bearish sentiment is because Tesla had slowing sales, EV is not hot anymore, or I hate Elon. It's a recipe for a poor trade based on past data. The market is forward looking, so now we see if Tesla can deliver. When you filter out noise revolving around Elon. Tesla as a company is so far ahead in vision and tech compared to other major manufacturers out there.
I wouldn’t have a care if my entire portfolio goes to shit right now, so long as it means I will break even on my TSLA puts
The market loves bad news (TSLA) and hates good news (META and KO beating expectations 5 earnings in a row). It makes no sense and shows how manipulated the market is nowadays
I'm betting either GOOG, MSFT or both will tank. One might go up, but not both. The market so far hasn't been rewarding good earnings, caring only about guidance. NFLX and META both had impressive earnings beats and tanked while TSLA missed across the board and mooned. I don't know if either will offer optimistic guidance tomorrow. If one did I would guess it's GOOG. Satya has seemed more reserved in terms of promising specific numbers on AI forecast
First inverse WSB [was TSLA calls](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/s0ru8BqrNH) The [next was META](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Es5rhgKopg): I think the third Inverse WSB of the week is MSFT calls, w/ additional rocket fuel from Friday PCE data  Especially since bulls will be filled with fear tomorrow and sell everything
TSLA being green fucked the market again
How the fck does TSLA go up 12% after that earnings report?
Standard stock market play. Market makers let it run prior earnings, retail jumps in for next ER, market makers crash the stock and your money is trapped for 1-2 years. How do I know? Bought TSLA at $300
> You guys realize he sold shares and didn’t buy puts? He didn’t lose his 50k, he probably lost like $6k. Sucks, but it’s a big difference. He said he lost $8k on shorting TSLA... then he flipped the script and went loooooong META right before their -15% earnings drop... he'll burn through that PI cash and be sulking behind the Wendy's dumpsters in no time.
I see TSLA around 150 by Friday close!
TSLA plummeted all year on fears of a massive decline in earnings. Earnings were bad but not as bad as some thought possible. Short positions needed to close. Meta has rocketed up all year and was priced for absolute perfection. Earnings had some flaws and talk of big spending. Some long positions needed to close. Over-sold over-bought, round and round we go.
Gonna wait til Friday to do anything TSLA or META related 🤔
TSM said "AI chip sector is very very strong" TSLA said they have 35k H100s and will buy 50K more by the end of the year. META said they will continue to make "substantial" investments in AI infrastructure. waiting for MSFT to say something about AI investments later this week.
Completely wrong: they gonna add tik tok to Excel so that you can replace their shit AI with Tik Tok girls dancing around your cells, or making a sad face when you input your TSLA losses.
How the TSLA bulls feeling ?
TSLA 170 TOMOR since the Gey woke bears r getting arrested in collages and cant short.
Weeeeeee I wanted to short meta after TSLA and nflx Didn't because I pussed out Waaahhh
Made 12.5k on GL while all the regards here were betting on TSLA and Meta 
after TSLA, I think this is a possibility. Playing earnings is risky, and that's the kind of shit we are here in wsb for... queue the loss porn!
Sarcasm aside - You might actually be right, aside from meeting regulation requirements, TSLA seems to be getting away with small changes and even reducing equipment on vehicles. a refresh is usually every 4 or 5 years, sometimes at 3. If TSLA does not do a refresh, it would save money. and so far the changes and refreshes have been very simple things on the model 3, like black rather than chrome trim. This saves design costs and minimizes changes to the manufacturing process. I still think this is a 25-35 x P/E. where ever that lands. roughly like MSFT, GOOG, AAPL
So after hours of tearing my hair out I can accept the META dump today. It's a huge over reaction but the zuck laid out exactly why there will be upcoming losses and the market dumped it. I still do not understand TSLA. Kind of the same but reversed. Elon simply said cheaper tesla being produced sometime early 2025. No plans no detail just a statement. AT BEST.. the stock should have stayed flat. The pump was totally unjustified if based on current and even short-term Financials wouldn't even include those types of revenue figures even if they magically happen. Whatever. MSFT will kill earnings deliver 0.1% lower on guidance and we'll see you at 320 tomorrow night.
Got nuked from orbit on my 138 TSLA call, and was too scared to inverse wsb and make a META $460 put. I’m sitting out this week 
Does anyone remember when we used to pump SIRI in this sub? Kinda reminds me of TSLA now. Like, it was a great idea but nobody wants it
Increasing position on $TSLA 5/3 puts Purchased at today high , Up 60% on the day This turd is dropping back to $150 by EOW
TSLA short … I always imagine an apartment complex with thousands of cars parked. Unless every other space is provided a charger, it’s absolutely impractical to buy a Tesla for this group. This idea of a low priced Tesla is shortsighted. Too much focus is on the price point. And not infrastructure and how these apartment inhabitants will charge their Tesla. These are usually hard working people, with a tight schedule and even a long commute. Guess what? This is the demographic Elon is going after based on providing affordability but he will fail miserably. He’s not in touch with reality. Imagine waking up, rushing to a supercharger to charge and wait (let alone finding a charging unit nearby). Very few will commit to this. This demographic is not reachable at the moment due mainly to infrastructure. If you guarantee this group a 100% charge before they leave work, then I’ll be convinced otherwise the total addressable market idea is an inherently fail strategy bc it discounts the elephant in the room: infrastructure for millions.