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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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well the only stocks I sold were $HOOD, and some $TSLA
ACHR and NBIS both ended worse than TSLA
The TSLA coke head overnight traders furiously huffing their quarter share and passing it frenetically in their circle, and they have managed to bring the price up by an entire percentage with their nonsense *mexicanToothlessManLaugh*
Cathy wood just bought 56k shares of TSLA take it for what that’s worth. It’s also up 4 points according to Robinhood after hours.
TSLA is a gambling mechanism. It will only drop when people are bored with the casino.
TSLA is being held up by hope. Hope of a 1 trillion dollar market cap company that it is now GONE. Next bit of hope is the "it's a buy above $300". Those delivery number are gonna hurt and break that last bit of hope.
Surprised to see you selling your ITM December puts without rolling them OTM. I’ve got 07/18 300P I added on the gap-up last week. Continuing to hold those in the off-chance my speculation of 220 being seen again next week comes to fruition… What are your plans from here with TSLA?
What time the TSLA numbers so I can get my laugh in?
TSLA going back to 320 tomorrow
If you are still in TSLA at this point, I will make you a deal. Give me half the money you were going to invest, I will have UFC fighter punch you in the jimmy and we will call it a day. Save you a lot of money and pain.
TSLA pumping even tho it’s gonna get obliterated by the BBB lmfao
News: deliveries fall 30% year over year in markets where EVs have risen TSLA: yawn. Maybe I'll go up 2%. Bullish. Elon Twitter: I'm having problems with my boyfriend-in-Chief TSLA: OMG RED ALERT EVERYBODY SELL
🥭 said : If it were not for status symbol, people wouldn’t buy electric car especially TSLA , which is like lululemon for Pajama
I guess I should get banned again… !banbet TSLA 315 1w
See ya at Wendy’s. I’ll be there too cause I have TSLA calls 😬
TSLA always do surprise rebound
TSLA always do surprise rebound, like RDDT and PLTR
TSLA mooning because if it doesn't, elon will tell all the cars to go home to Canada.
TSLA single-handedly preventing XLY from ripping… options are pretty cheap
TSLA is tanking because the market is realizing that their cars are shit. Real players drive a 2002 Honda Accord
I know tsla always goes up, so when do I start investing TSLA? I mean gambling sorry 🥲
Guys I'm seeing the matrix in the 5 second UNH chart after hours. it is telling me exactly how TSLA is going to perform tomorrow between 9:46:52 and 9:54:20 am EST. The only problem is, I don't speak matrix.
Elon promised 20-30% growth for TSLA for 2025....instead he's delivering negative growth by double digits.... Stock is a joke at current levels
This mfs move like +-20$ on a normal day. If TSLA move <1%, SPY will move like 0.000000001%
TSLA hasn't dropped enough. It's still 🔥💩 even below 300.
mistimed my 12/19 350P by holding too long and missed 20-28k. Reentered puts when TSLA hit 355 last week
ICE is deporting Musk. TSLA is cooked.
TSLA will beat the estimate report. Most people here forget that TSLA is offering 0% interest loans. Many people regardless of their political view will buy a tesla because it's a good deal.
If TSLA investors could process fundamentals and quarterly reports, they’d be upset. Calls it is.
Congrats and f you - a June TSLA put holder
TSLA: For Q2 2025, analysts expect around 394,000 total deliveries—representing an 11% year-over-year decline.
do i roll the dice and sell TSLA 300 puts expiring thursday for 6.7? 🤔
TSLA bad. GOOG good. That’s about it.
TSLA delivery nothing burger tomorrow.
2nd worst June in TSLA's history.
TSLA-I don't care about what the delivery numbers are tomorrow, I only care about the price reaction.
There is no TSLA community, it's a bunch of traders. The real TSLA community are long term holders who don't give a shit about who farted this morning at 11AM
I’m jack to the tít with TSLA call exp next week. Cannot go wrong.
Give me 42 good reasons why TSLA will go down. No? Nothing? $350 it is.
!banbet TSLA 260$ 10d
625 tomorrow, 630 Thursday, BBB passes Thursday night and TSLA drags SPY back to 615 Monday morning. Source: I’ve been wrong all week
He ain’t touching TSLA lmao. He’s got his own company for self driving and they are silently moving along much like Waymo.
This post has misinformation. Tesla’s sale of carbon credits are not affected by this bill. TSLA is overpriced, but misinformation should not be spread to make TSLA look bad.
He’s buying low TSLA. Genius
When Trump signs it, TSLA will tank. Right now, investors are hoping the bulk doesn’t get passed (which it will). It is clear that this bill will make Tesla not profitable.
Dan Ives is the biggest Elon cuck He never stops bad mouthing Uber and Waymo robotaxi claiming the unproven TSLA business model will beat them all Didn’t they just have an autopilot death recently when a car hit a pedestrian?
He didn't. He just helped misinform a bunch of low education "I did muh research" retards. I literally know people who got swayed my that shit, and the MAHA garbage. It's weird how both sides now just always claim the other "stole" the election. That said - still puts on TSLA.
Commenting on What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 02, 2025...not as over valued as the magic stock MSTR. What a crazy thing that is. But yeah. TSLA is pretty wildly overvalued
Feel like TSLA always drops quiet a bit before its earnings and then miraculously bounces back after the earnings
Uff TSLA rugpull incoming after retail regards placed their Calls bets??
I will buy 100 shares of TSLA when it reaches 100
Translation: 1. MSTR: Ponzi scheme being replicated by other companies and spread between common and btc will narrow, causing MSTR to default on debt. 2. CVNA: accounting scandals of a subprime lender, which will eventually catch the eyes of regulators. 3. TSLA: momo stock run up simply being associated with real technology companies (mag 7), earnings and reality finally catching up…including Chinese EV makes and no more tax subsidies. 4: HIMS: goto any online pharmacy.
So TSLA selling cars for 0% APR , after EV credits and still not selling ?
TSLA is green AH. Nature is healing.
Thank god TSLA, SpaceX, and Twitter don't actually need him. I'd be worried about their collective futures otherwise.
Good. I got burned by my TSLA puts for being greedy. But made it up plus some more on SPX an hour later.
TSLA doesn't need a delivery number to go up.
> The Flocken Elektrowagen, built in 1888 by German inventor Andreas Flocken, is widely considered the first fully electric vehicle. 137 years later and TSLA still needs goberment monies to survive. LOL 🤏
TSLA has achieved meme status so it hasn't traded on fundamentals for a long time. It's vibe trading and the vibes have turned negative. Elon needs to escalate his feud.
Poor TSLA. I love Tesler!
So TSLA is just a meme stock now based on whatever the CEO's current issues are with 🥭?
My normie coworker is bullish on TSLA because he believes that "They will fire musk and the stock will pop". Do what you want with this information lol.
If TSLA goes to $20 then broader markets will have bigger issues…everyone is fuk including institutions and 401ks lol
bought 100 TSLA shares at 295 this AM pre market sold and bought calls back to regards here throughout the day it’s like owning a halfway house collecting short term rent on gamblers and addicts
TSLA is not supported here....it may decline a good 10% tomorrow and Thursday to find that support.
I have like 60 TSLS calls stacked up for late this year, it's been a sea of red. It's still a sea of red, but seeing the sea of green under "Day" is nice, at least, and a few have at least turned green overall. I'm going to need TSLA to bleed faster, though. Need like 2 weeks straight of -5% days.
Exactly. TSLA is the big winner of the bill
I bought $100k in $300 weekly TSLA calls. Expecting it tank harder
Yes, I currently have over $250k in open sold call premiums across my various stocks (a lot of that is PLTR, TSLA and META). All of these I've had to roll up/out a few times during this recent runup back to ATHs. I always do it for a credit, even if it's near breakeven. In doing this, you will realize the losses of the calls you roll from in this tax year, but you will not realize any of the gains until you finally have contracts you rolled up to close (which may or may not be this year). So you need to keep that in mind for tax planning. Also keep in mind you're holding your stock hostage in a way, if you want to sell half for example and your sold calls are currently at a net loss, you have to buy them back at a loss in order to sell stock. So it's best for companies you believe in long term, but you want to hedge with them for potential market pullbacks (and you can strategically reinvest the premiums if so desired).
I own puts on TSLA as I expected them to miss already lowered deliveries and the new grudge match between Elon and Trump was a gift. Anyways, TSLA has major headwinds: \- Deliveries will be down, but it's unclear by how much but news out of EU has been bad \- China deliveries have been ok, but they are still down YoY and competition with price wars are only going to make it worse \- Elon's stink is still all over TSLA affecting future sales \- The "Big Beautiful Bill" not only kills EV incentives, but also ZEV credits which TSLA has relied on to be profitable \- News of their Robotaxi launch being investigated \- Can't blame the drop in sales to people waiting for refreshed Y anymore I have puts expiring this Friday, which is a holiday so will close them out on Thursday assuming TSLA gives their deliveries as expected on Wed. I have additional puts expiring next Friday that I'll hold for now. But if Trump/Elon play nice again, that could screw me, so I'll maybe close half.
Buddy I was legitimately trying to help you. TSLZ is down 34.53% YTD, while TSLA is down 20% YTD. Look at those numbers and actually think critically about my one simple point: do not hold leveraged ETFs long term.
AAPL has gone nowhere in a year. They stopped innovating and making sexy products. Last good thing they made was AirPods. They had a chance to buy TSLA early on and decided to sink a decade and a fortune into their own car that never saw the light of day. Their hardware/software doesn't jive with games and they make no attempt to enter the space. They have $50b cash to buy attractive startups and instead they pump the price with buybacks.
June closes my first month and I’ve learned this with TSLA and CRCL lol. Definitely blinded by premiums and a lesson.
It will prob go up. If you go on X, so many in the TSLA cult super happy to buy at sub 300
So do we think this time it's the death knell for TSLA?
##Part of the trade deal: Mango will allow Xiamo to import their cars and also take TSLA subsidies. American's will get $50K Sports Cars again!
TSLA down 5% and got kicked out of the $1 trillion market cap club because Elon Musk couldn't keep his mouth shut
TSLA $350. I say this as someone who has puts 😞
TSLA calls because when deliveries are down, that means more cars for robotaxis.
When people are fearful, be greedy, when people are greedy, feed a seagull, when people buy TSLA puts, buy TSLA calls.
I'd like to see TSLA hit 250 tomorrow. That would be nice.
LOL MM with TSLA: they all locked into their options? Flush it