TSLA

Perfect_Toe_6526

It is like TSLA bigger than the entire rest of automotive industry

Accurate-Flow8078

TSLA did not have 2.2trilloon evaluation you buffoon. Do you know what valuation is?

whoji

Dude you cannot cherry pick. Otherwise I will say "look at what TSLA, 400x since IPO"

sum_dude44

TSMC or AVGO should replace TSLA in mag 7

R3dFiveStandingBye

Hidden gem of spaceX ipo I think, everyone regarding over space stocks, Elon says some dumbass shit about a TSLA SPacex merger and bam we back at 500

R3dFiveStandingBye

TSLA

nflonlyalt

I'm not betting against Elon. I learned my lesson with TSLA

FightOnForUsc

You’re shorting AAPL which still has earnings growth and has shocked people on revenue and earnings growth for decades bc it has a 37x forward PE when TSLA is right there at 220x forward PE and has had earnings growth stagnate. Maybe you’re making the right call maybe not, I’m not a financial advisor and this isn’t financial advice, but it seems like a wild move to me.

Useful-Letter-2305

Im not sure I get it, why sell covered calls if it’s on a bullish impulse? Also whats OTM and How would you go about selling covered calls of TSLA ARM and AMD? I have been buying and selling shares of AMD but have only been making a few bucks each time at most

JRcred

I would mainly do VTI. You’ll probably outperform yourself doing single stocks and a lot of other investors. I would sell TSLA, particularly if you’re up. It’s getting more mature now and priced for perfection like your Tesla will not just be a robotaxi, but mine bitcoin, and create energy while driving so you can sell it back to the grid and Tesla gets a cut of that. I’m skeptical of bitcoin. I think now during a pullback, you could buy and sell when it goes up and put profits back into VTI. UEC has a good thesis with need for energy going up much more than normal. They’re also not profitable that this point, which makes them very risky. How much would you pay for someone to lose money for you with the hope that they’d bring you a lot of money in the future? Once investors have a change in sentiment with unprofitable companies, they can go way down real fast.

volckerwasright

Elon is a politically charged figure and holding investments in his companies draws the ire of activists. This pension fund subsequently sold half of their TSLA right before the stock took off. https://calmatters.org/newsletter/elon-musk-calpers-tesla-divestment/ https://www.baystreet.ca/stockstowatch/19606/Largest-US-Pension-Sold-Tesla-Stock-And-Bought-Costco

w_anon

Yeah, i have been thinking about TSLA and SPCX merger, but can't figure out benefit for anyone. TSLA is grossly overvalued - 400x PE - and SPCX expected at 54x PE (incl the govt contract). Not sure what benefit SPCX will have acquiring or merging with TSLA.

ShotBandicoot7

But lately, TSLA is more of a meme-behavior than actual stock growth - compare it to Nasdaq companies. I would say TSLA has seen the highs for a long time. Sure, they are still good at pumping on narrative. But it‘s more and more damped.

DiamondMan07

Because TSLA is owned by the richest guy in the world who by the way is a competitor to ASTS and is better. He’s also much more influential and buys more leverage than whoever runs ASTS

whawkins4

Why couldn’t he just say “TSLA is going to tank, and space X s his only way out”?

OprahAtOprahDotCom

I only short TSLA intraday 

smorkoid

TSLA should have taught you there's no joy to be found shorting irrational behavior

LeakyFish

It's not going anywhere near that but will likely keep a stupid PE ratio just like TSLA until whatever rugpull.

stayhandsome

They weren’t the most talked about during the pandemic though that’s what I’m saying. TSLAs parabolic growth is. GME, BB, NOK, AMC getting trading suspended is. SPACS being the absolute dogshits they are is. Weed stocks going parabolic in a month and sharply declining in a few days is. In fact, I see parallels in TSLA and pandemic stocks to the current AI boom now. Everything related to electric cars and pandemic goes parabolic. Now everything AI related has gone parabolic. We are talking about some of the biggest IPO valuations with questionable financial and controversial dealings to get listed again, sounds like SPACS to me. Stocks that have gone parabolic during the pandemic were crushed when it’s becoming clearer that we’re going back to normal. Some were further decimated when rates are hiked. I won’t be speculating on what will happen this time. But until there’s money to be made from this mania, i will just keep following the trend. When it stops, like in 2022, will just move to safer havens again and coast.

sock_express34

How about you eat my ass. What a true smart bot would say to this gay bear shit. Go short TSLA

helloWorldcamelCase

If you know TSLA, you'd know well to not short the irrational cult

Ancient-Swordfish292

TSLA is 2.38% of the S&P 500 and 0.96% of VT. I'm doing VT and chill, so I am 1% concerned about TSLA. I actually hope it tanks. Elon is a jackass and bad for society, but please have some perspective here.

EuphoricOcelot6081

Jaxson Dart liked TSLA 500C on instagram

ClevelandSteamer81

Yep me too. I sold $20K in TSLA shares to try options before their multiple splits. Dumb as hell!

Initial_Ad_9250

There was a time TSLA wasn't being let into SPX now look how the tables have been turned by Elon

growerdan

Everyone says to ignore it but I’m really on the fence. Look at the ridiculous PE of TSLA and look at how many years it’s sustained that PE for no good reason. I haven’t seen a single Reddit post to justify its value. Look at how many people lost money shorting initially and it just kept on going up in price. Why can’t SpaceX behave just like Tesla? Because it’s valued at 1.5T out the gate? I don’t think fundamentals matter with anything tied to Elon. Then you have all these major indexes that are going to be picking up SpaceX right away because they are changing their rules to get it listed faster. Look at how many spin of indexes there are of SP500 and Nasdaq. That’s going to create such an insane buying pressure that I can’t see insiders selling that much that the price will tank. It’s crazy I see absolutely no justification for the price. I know insiders are going to dump shares like crazy and get rich overnight. Yet I still think against all rational thought the price is going to go through the roof. It’s probably going to be the most valuable company by the end of the year with 5% of the revenue of NVDA which will be second place.

Nick98368

Open a Roth and max it out every year eith high growth like TSLA, PLTR, and SPCX when it comes out and calms down ?

Select-Factor1567

The next play in my opinion is SASS that are essential to AI infrastructure: Datadog, Snow, Oklo have all seen attention but may be in the early stages Whether they are true bottlenecks remains to be seen. For example, SNOW may just be a momentum play that is purely cyclical as many hyperscalers share its moat. Demand is red hot right now. But if you want something cheap, pre re-rating narrative I would say $TRMB, $U, or $HXGBY (unfortunately Hexagon AB is mostly listed in the us as a low volume ADR). I have an extensive thesis for each. Tell me if you’re interested but my personal favorite is $TRMB. Mostly seen as a cyclical industrial hardware stock now. But has been transitioning to SASS. The CAPEX of AI is currently in its mind phase, we are building the brain. We need compute, storage, energy. The next step is the physical world. Physical AI deployment is next. That is the next trillion dollar opportunity. $TSLA is a clear potential winner but my view is what is next $MU or $DDOG.

GruntledGary

He already stole money from TSLA to give xAi (and Xitter) and wrapped that into SpaceX. Also he's making SpaceX buy up his failed cyber trucks.

betarhoalphadelta

The key to any Musk enterprise is that you never actually really know what the company's aims or fundamentals are. As long as he can keep changing and obfuscating what the company is trying to be, then you can never pin down an actual valuation based on fundamentals because he can always pivot to future promises on something else. That's why SpaceX and xAI have to be combined. Because if you don't like the valuation for the space company, he'll make exaggerated promises about future AI capabilities. And if you don't like the valuation for the AI company, he'll make exaggerated promises about future space capabilities. Either way, you just have to BELIEVE that they've got something really amazing just over the horizon. If valuation can never be based on fundamentals because nobody knows what they are, then the share price can be forever elevated via copious ingestion of Musk's real drug: hopium (case in point: TSLA). The endgame is the combination of SpaceX / xAI / Twitter-X / TSLA all under one roof. Then, nobody will have a clue how to value the company and therefore it'll have a market cap of $100T 😉

C130J_Darkstar

I’m really bullish on $OKLO. The company has a hyper-scalable build/own/operate model (which unlocks project financing) and vertical integration across three revenue streams: power, nuclear recycling, and radioisotopes. They have \~$3B in cash, a first-mover advantage with commercial deployment targeted for 2027, active construction and site work underway at two locations, partnerships with Meta and NVIDIA, proven SFR technology that is a scaled replica of EBR-II which ran for thirty years straight, and a massive 20GW order book. They are targeting first criticality in TX before 7/4, and the company expects its first revenue this year from radioisotope sales. My highest-conviction stock for the next 10 years- equivalent of an early TSLA imo.

trsx5

Ive lost way more than this ($120k), and ive recovered and then some this year. Some tips for you: \- Concentrate your picks. Only have 2-3 stocks in your portfolio. \- If you do options, force yourself to pick 30-60day ones AT THE MONEY. No Exceptions \- Pick well known stocks and only buy dips on an uptrend (Mag 7, high market cap etc.) \- Sell stocks at 7-8% max \- Sell options at 15-20% max \- Stop going for homeruns \- Don't be a contrarian, you are not smarter than the market and no, it won't "reverse soon" just follow the trend. I was full porting things like TSLA/NVDA etc and selling after a 2% gain. I did this for 3 months and have made $150k++ so far. Now i take a few riskier swings but in general my portfolio is up and right. Goodluck

Signal_Speed2743

I bought TSLA in 2019 and MU in 2024…. Don’t ask me when I sold them

Enygma_tik

Yeah because there are so many ethical companies around these days like: MSFT, TSLA, AMZN, APPLE… oh and GTFO with this shit!

Valkorion335786

Got my TSLA 440C for Monday I'll see you at the SpaceX convention

curling_rocks

!banbet TSLA 500 2w

Bluesquare9

I hate TSLA

housemoneyrocketship

Market makers, I’m going to short TSLA. Do with that what you will.

diefy7321

Don’t be fucking gey TSLA

No-Passage2436

Over 100k volume on TSLA 445

housemoneyrocketship

Lord, I see what you did for Dell and MU. Please pump TSLA.

No-Passage2436

TSLA ready for lift off

Hegecoin_Rules

Its gonna go up. Theyre getting into AI and software and selling that to other car companies. They're already not *that* far from TSLA FSD. It won't do TSLA numbers ever. But it is undervalued.

Valkorion335786

TSLA gonna close above 440 I can feel it in my pantaloons

SighRamp

Correct if you are in puts know the support and resistance levels and don't stay around long. Bought TSLA puts about 9:45 0DTE and 6/1 at 430 and 435 and got out at about 10:20 at 430.

Affrapio

Made 700 off that TSLA pump. I’m out for the day, done lost too much trying to chase more

Hussle_Crowe

TSLA has to be the funniest stock in the history of the world lmao at this thing all day everyday

Bluesquare9

Haha aww. The recoveries on HIMS, TSLA, and SPCE were the biggest drivers. I wish I’d stayed awake to put more into SPCE 0DTE’s.

Rosella2562

Cmon TSLA 445 EOD you’ve done it before

altonbrushgatherer

Many of the semi conductor stocks have PE ratios through the roof. ARM is just shy of 400 right now. this would require years of near perfect execution and no slow down in AI spend. the moment AI spend shows a hint of slowing down valuation multiples will compress rapidly. I'm not making any predictions as to when that will happen however except that one day it will. i don't think we are in a "bubble" overall but there are certainly many companies that look "bubbly". with that said, it could also stay "bubbly" for years. Just look at TSLA with a PE ratio is 403 right now. It has been like that for years... do you think they have any meaningful way to justify that valuation ever? I don't think you would find many people on this sub that would agree. And yet, the stock valuation remains completely out of touch with reality IMO.

Valkorion335786

Holy TSLA recovery

wave_action

0dte TSLA > 0dte SPY

No-Passage2436

TSLA may breakout today

PJonathan24

RIVN pump, to the fucking moon, fuck TSLA

Valkorion335786

Holding TSLA 440c with absolute conviction

No-Passage2436

Crazy fake sell walls on TSLA

No-Passage2436

TSLA 460 eod

Hussle_Crowe

TSLA is a psyop to increase suicide rates

No-Passage2436

TSLA trying to stage a revenge rally

No-Passage2436

Ok MMs save my TSLA calls

SpyBagholder

TSLA calls at 435 for Monday this is just free

SighRamp

GD can't believe I made serious money off TSLA puts about 10 min after open and when I almost hit 430 around 10:20. Fire.

No-Passage2436

Can’t believe I bought the top in TSLA, I always see u regards do this

Hussle_Crowe

TSLA switching from every tick to the upside for two months straight back to the every tick to the downside for the next two months straight part of its cycle

SaranghaeSarah

Can’t decide buying between TSLA RKLB or ASTS dip before 🚀🚀🚀

No-Passage2436

RIP TSLA calls

DeHunter_54

TSLA Fucked lol

No-Passage2436

My TSLA 0ds are toast

mikeytho1

Couldn't sleep all night holding TSLA 0dte puts. They paid, but I'm never doing that shit again. (YES, I WAS OVER-LEVERAGED, OK?)

Xclusiveplaya

TSLA big gay this week

sielingfan

>Camera only approach like TSLA is fucking retarded >Companies like BYD are using up to three LiDAR sensors per car now and European carmakers are waking up to the necessity of the technology to stay competitive. BYD LiDAR cars are smoking toddlers head-on, while Teslas are dodging birds.

No-Passage2436

This TSLA sell off is so fake

Valkorion335786

TSLA being a POS like always Elongated Muskrat, get your firm in order

RB_7

>Camera only approach like TSLA is fucking retarded If you believe AI technology shift is a real improvement - and it is, especially for multimodal - then this may not be true for tasks that don't need sub-second latency.

housemoneyrocketship

Any fucking day now TSLA, you scumbag

Valkorion335786

The only red on my watchlist is TSLA LMAO

No-Passage2436

TSLA wants to join the party so badly

YeezyThoughtMe

$TSLA only stock to dump since I’m in it

stickman07738

I always smile when I see [Lidar stocks](https://finance.yahoo.com/quotes/LAZR,AEVA,INVZ,HSAI,OUST,ARBE,LIDR,MVIS/). I did a lot of research a couple of years ago. Most except for HSAI are at or near historical lows. OUST only look good because people forget the 1:30 reverse split. There are too many players and the technology still has shortcomings relating to signal degradation with age and various environmental condition affecting it. For me, it is stay away due to technology issues and too many players to know the winner. As you stated TSLA only uses cameras. I personally feel the autonomous players will need a combination of camera, radar and Lidar to get to the safety numbers for true autonomy. Good Luck.

grassfedbeefeater

Assumption: bought at **2 Jan 2026 close**, valued at **latest 28 May 2026 close**. Dividends ignored. **Total if $1,000 invested in each:** **$15,492** **Total gain:** **$5,492** **Equal-weight portfolio return:** **+54.9%** Best performers: **MU, NBIS, RKLB**. Weak performers: **RDDT, PLTR, TSLA**. https://preview.redd.it/cs5p3d33f24h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7fa5f9f9f0ca5c91dd3118f55c9296aedd8c25c

happyzor

TLSA vs TSLA

kabbowkabbow

$F is the new $TSLA

x7_omega

Dumb retail that you are referring was the last buyer in previous bubbles of pre-algo era. Now that woman is not the last - dumb algos are, otherwise known as "flows" (as in flows of capital) into index ETFs, meme stocks (AAPL before, TSLA recently, MU now) and such. This flow can only be stopped two ways: market overpowers it by selling off 15\~20% without any comments from the inside-trader-in-chief and his swarm of minions, which is unpossible; another way is if flows dry up due to slowing down or net reversal of contributions (pension contributions become less than pension liquidations). Boomer pensioners are now eyes-deep in stock market, while in the pre-algo era they were in bonds, where pensioners should be. This mindless, relentless bid is about 60% of the market now, and growing something like 4% per year. Research points out that when it reaches 70% or so, it will destabilise the whole stock market, so that instead of relentless creep up, it will trade like a low-liquidity stock. Pensioners cannot sit on a portfolio that goes up and down tensies several times a year, and they will sell massively (adviced by dumb advisers and soon AI). That selling will be the force that kills this monster. So you have about two years of the same grind up then scare down cycle. Make your millions and then retire to some tropical beach country with a stash of gold and a tiny gain bear account just for fun.

neverturndownagain

I Switch from Dell 0dte to TSLA 0dtes I could kill myself Im cursed why tf did I sold 380 dell 0dtes FUCK

C130J_Darkstar

$3B cash, first mover in North America, most scalable model, NVDA/META partnerships, proven 1960s tech, construction underway at two sites, criticality by 7/4, vertical integration with three revenue verticals, first revenue expected next quarter through radioisotopes, HALEU fuel de-risked now through plutonium and $1.7B TN recycling campus, TLDR: future TSLA, hold for the next decade.

moderationscarcity

it would have been so dumb to buy TSLA at IPO like this one!

-IQ200

TSLA 4 fiddy tomorrow.

RegardEngineer

>buy options >gets memed same as TSLA stock >become a dumpster person at Wendys >get money >repeat the cycle

Valkyrie_Skuld

Yeah but all the other car stocks died. No hurry up and buy TSLA puts the market wants those shares cheaper

Valkyrie_Skuld

Hey I know you guys like your space stocks is there another really good car ev stock besides TSLA? Same story. Hate him all you want but I’d get rid of your shares while the premiums are up. I only have like 2 hours left to bully you

Thwerty

We can learn from TSLA

Valkyrie_Skuld

They sold you expensive calls and shares after bad earnings so that space x can kill all other space companies like TSLA did with other car stocks

TheLogicError

RemindMe! June 28, 2026 "TSLA stock collapse" Will check back, thanks!

TheLogicError

you can say that about any stock no? Hell people have been saying that about the SP500, i'm not saying TSLA is equivalent to the SP500, but reddit's been claiming for the big drop since 2020, and even when there was a sizable drop, many missed and now are complaining that the market is overvalued/rigged. If your claim that the "musk magic" is gone, why hasn't the stock dropped precipitously? And with your all knowing perspective, when do you think it will?

495N

Misery loves company, so here’s one. In Oct 2024, I bought far OTM TSLA calls with about 60 DTE (Dec expiration). Cost was roughly $10K. I sold for about $20K and felt great. The catch: I was like you and sold too early. Had I held until expiration, the position would have been worth around $1.1M The longer you’re in this game, the more likely it is you’ll experience something like this

hardwon469

Same regards who believe TSLA can *possibly* be worth 402x earnings.

judechrist4444

Option gamma is a big driver of capital markets. I am making a strong correlation about what could be driving the peculiar behavior we have been seeing in names like TSLA.

judechrist4444

Option market have been wildly skewed on names like TSLA.

TheLogicError

"almost" should coulda woulda. Idk TSLA sitting at 1.39T in market, it didn't blow it out the water, but also not a declining stock like some other SAAS companies out there.

Lost-Carry-405

$NOW $MSFT and classic $TSLA Friday boom