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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Told you guys TSLA is going to hit 500 by next week. When it runs, it fcking runs and doesn’t stop!
is there news on TSLA?
Going all in on TSLA calls tomorrow morning stocks going to 500
!banbet Guys, if TSLA decides to be ghey and dump tomorrow, just know I at least won the bet.
Why does TSLA keep moving up on other companies news?? LOL
Guess I'll never learn to stop betting against the pure retardium known as TSLA. Worse than a meme stock, it's unplayable.
I came here to ask the same thing, QQQ TSLA MU moving
TSLA going to 500 EOW
TSLA 250 PE LOL. "its a buy"
Dont ask questions on why TSLA goes up everyday....there is no reason. Trade it up then trade it down
He who shorts TSLA at the correct time will enjoy flavor town
Bought $TSLA at the dip for $224 and holding for 5 years till they start pumping out robots. 30k>50k
TSLA going to 500 tomorrow
TSLA going for that 2 trillion market cap I guess. what a time to be alive
His history is literally just regarded TSLA banbets and unironically serious posts in r/TeslaLounge
TSLA still not near all time high
TSLA still not near all time high
TSLA is so weird. It’s crazy that a company known for being overvalued keeps going up despite falling revenue, falling market share, huge amounts of unsold product, claims to be having robots on the market within a year but couldn’t even keep their popcorn robot running for two weeks… If half the CEOs in America were willing to lie as much as Elon then either nobody would listen to CEOs, or the SEC would make it illegal to knowingly lie to investors (or, you know, enforce it).
Long dated diagonals will print. I only play the ups and downs on TSLA with diagonals
Same question I had, we need to crown a winner with the most losing bets and their punishment is full-sending their entire portfolio into TSLA $100 puts
My regard ass got in TSLA puts on Fridays pump. Thought it would be reasonable and pullback to $370s but no. The market gods really love my ass because they seem to bend me over and peg my little starfish ALOT..
Selling LDI and riding TSLA to 470 and IONQ to 80.
It wasn’t for no reason, not that I’m saying it’s a good reason for the stock to move this much, but a lot of things happened in the background to move the stock. Adam Jonas flipped from bearish to bullish due to personal 1100 mile usage of FSD in a hardware 4 vehicle. Elon got a very nice compensation plan negotiated for himself locking him in for a decade, and made the largest ever purchase of stock by an insider. Interest rates were cut making all long duration stocks rise. A number of other institutions decided to start buying recently, in part due to a hr 39BB valuation round at Figure robotics. If you believe in the humanoid robot future., you want a piece of TSLA at this price.
TSLA is unpredictable. Bad news is good news for TSLA.
Currently knee deep in yet another attempt to short TSLA. This time I'm doing so much better. Using CRSH to lose my money instead of buying puts. Down about $3000. Bought more CRSH today! Ghey. Bear. Regard.
WHY IS TSLA UP SO MUCH ITS AN AWFUL FUCKING COMPANY AUUGHHHHH so dumb
Which it is only doing now that there is a new probe into the issue after Elon cancelled all the other probes when he was at Doge. TSLA has to have some serious problems man.
TSLA up on news it’s redesigning its door handles to stop burning people alive
!banbet TSLA $430 1d
Just bought 30c 485$ expiring on Friday 😅 I tried 1 time to buy put on TSLA before earnings in April and I got destroyed.
Short TSLA? Are you restarted?
It's been overbought for at least 5 years. I'd bet on literally any other stock, TSLA defies all logic.
sorry my mistake, because I bought some calls expiring in 2026 as well and I wrote fast 🤣. Yes I bought calls on TSLA and ORCL. I hope they will print tomorrow
bought some leaps on TSLA and ORCL expiring on Friday. Pure gamble
What a day. Sold my TSLA put at the bottom and bought a RDDT call at the bottom. 170% for the day.
What the actual fuck was today. Thankfully i got TSLA at 408
TSLA FSD having trouble not driving onto railroads, at the same time as TSLA stock having no trouble railroading my puts.
Of course TSLA somehow green, moon PE with dumpster revenue and sales.
News breaks that TSLA's fsd could easily get someone killed at railroad crossings. Stock goes up. Can't make this shit up
Me when TSLA was 230: LOL! I ain't buying that shit.
TSLA puts here seems too obvious
are we swinging TSLA overnight?
AAPL puts are easy to double down on. TSLA puts if i'm wrong i just have to let go
ok now that the smoke has cleared, AAPL and TSLA puts as usual
Like the feeling of making money off TSLA but hating Elon. How do we bottle this?
Someone make TSLA make sense!!! Losing money, declining sales, EVs are just dead right now. Economy fuk, and this ghey car company keeps going up
Wsb when TSLA was sub 300: 🐸 🪧 No Wsb when TSLA is above 400: 🐸 🪧 Yes
Congrats sir. With all the TSLA hate in here I’m surprised anyone else was buying calls. But shhhh don’t tell the bers. Let them hate their portfolios all the way to zero. Don’t tell them that TSLA calls is the infinite money printer in this market 🙌
Friendship ended with NVDA, now TSLA is my best friend
sold some TSLA c. 427.5 (cost 411.8 and 412.3), boooooyaaaahhhh
Hey, just wanted to stop in and say "TSLA bad stock, me no like"
I sold TSLA two weeks ago.🤡🤡🤡
I am no longer a TSLA bagholder! Woot Woot!
Lmaoo TSLA came like LeBron James Freight train and steam rolled the 🐻 😭
Wow TSLA with the regarded strength.
TSLA very under valued company here...
TSLA: I just keep going up on bad/no news.
TSLA gapped up for no reason LOL
The answer is TSLA calls always
Fucking TSLA..Is there no ceiling to this thing?
Soon TSLA will have a 1 Quadrillion market cap, greater than the rest of the world’s wealth combined, and someone at the SEC will eventually say “huh” and then go back to being a wage cuck. > #LMAO 🤌
FML - Who looks at TSLA and is like YEP thats a good deal to buy in .....LOL
TSLA is being retarded again.
Very bullish for TSLA it seems
My prediction: 25 BPS + neutral tone. Right on, and I bought TSLA dip.
Economy sucks = buy TSLA
You really gotta have nerve of steel to watch TSLA go and and down
TSLA is so stable, it makes me incredibly angry
Looks like TSLA gonna be green
Got out of my TSLA calls at the top right before they dumped. Then I ported into GLD calls. Am I regarded?
TSLA's a key indicator for risk on. I would expect MSTR to follow but Saylor is so polarizing it's hard to see it happen.
Why is TSLA holding up so fucking well
Thankfully I got out of my TSLA calls during the initial pump.
bought back more TSLA c. 411.8, LMAO.
Finally, TSLA is dropping like a rock
TSLA holds at 420.69 as Jerome speaks
TSLA holds at 420.69 as Jerome speaks
sold more TSLA c. 424.6 (cost 415.8) and took profits.