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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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How the hell is TSLA till above 200?
fkn TSLA just keeps dropping
Thanks for reminding me to stay the hell away from options tomorrow! 😂 I was wondering why the premiums are already pre-inflated. I think the market pumps immediately at 9 am like that one day Powell spoke and sent the market flying by several percents by 9:03. I think TSLA did like $25 in those 3-5 minutes. IWM did $7 or so. I bet you that’s what happens lol
You are right though that only Elon ($TSLA) can save your portfolio. My whole plan was to make as much as I could, short term, to buy as much Tesla as I can.
I’d say TSLA is somewhere between GME (pure meme, no real credibility) and OpenAI ($750B valuation on $13B in revenues) where the team has very high credibility but also very high future uncertainty. The key thing to remember about startups is - they’re valued on potential. They’re creating change to their advantage. Mature companies are valued on current financials which assumes the future is not significantly different. So, the fan boys buy TSLA’s insane valuation on unrealized potential. And it’s not hard to see why. I don’t like Elon Musk but to give credit when credit is due, this guy build PayPal, SpaceX and Tesla. Bezos, Page/Brin, Ellison, Gates, Hastings, Jobs, Buffett, Zuckerberg, Walton etc each build one great business in their lifetime. How many entrepreneurs have built global companies in three very difficult sectors? Still, I maintain that TSLA is valued on stories. If anything should happen to Elon Musk, the fairytale ends and the stock would prob plunge 30% in a day and 50%+ in a week. This is why I don’t want to play the game.
3 march TSLA calls at 500
Realized I'm up 81%. But I'm holding some stinkers that may ruin that unless VIX goes up, and TSLA and MSTR go down.
Preface - i will hand it to Elon, he was a great hype man & did a great job recognizing the need for a charging network in the US. I think people are equating Elon's ancillary businesses with TSLA. TSLA has been overpriced for years, and I strictly sell TSLA options to gather up that IV. TSLA's cars are Sh\*t. The more I travel around the world, the fewer TSLAs I see.. compared to BYD, EU makers. Especially BYD. I recently rode in one, and I would say its quality is easily 5x greater than TSLA. They've also addressed Automotive Battery's performance in cold temps.. like the Nordic countries. I think it's a matter of time before the rest of the everyone figures out that TSLAs are crap & market share will dive
Give me 3 reasons I shouldn't full port today into TSLA sex robot program
This guy has rose-colored glasses on.. I don't own one, but my 2 brothers both bought one/more. One was a Fanboy, and one is learning that TSLA sucks.. Brother 1 - owned a Model S, Model S Plaid, Model Y. He was a huge TSLA fanboy. Then he drove a Cadillac Lyriq, and remembered what a CAR could be like. Quality Construction, Quality Parts, much different ownership experience. He sold his Y and purchased a Lyriq.. almost the same cost and WAY Better vehicle. Brother 2 - owns a Model 3 .. well he did. He bumped a parking bollard & it was just totaled by his insurance. <10 mph. He had FSD, and is trying to figure out how to keep the value for that.. seems that it's either buy a New TSLA with FSD or a used one with FSD. Sounds like a PITA to me.
Thank you. So was mind. I’ve stopped trading and my stress level has gone down considerably. The only trading I might do is day trade on stock like TSLA.
Selling TSLA puts is the greatest money making scheme of my entire life, and the only thing I am angry about is that I was too passive and didn't risk more.
Idk but TSLA has been fucking me anyway
Presidential order to allow H200 Nvidia AI chips to be sold to China. [https://www.reuters.com/world/china/nvidia-requires-full-upfront-payment-h200-chips-china-sources-say-2026-01-08/](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/nvidia-requires-full-upfront-payment-h200-chips-china-sources-say-2026-01-08/) China has their own AI firmware chips and are installing them in robots. Imbedded AI is allowing the robot to be not be connected to the cloud. TSLA is WAY OVERVALUED. The only thing saving Elon's butt is the USA is banning EV from China. The BYU EV is more advanced than the Tesla, with more range and half the cost. Anti-American Apartheid South Africa Immigrant Elon Musk does not do his banking with US banks, maybe for good reason. The supposed wealthiest man on Earth does not keep that money in the USA. He funnels it all out through a family shell corporation then multiple moneylaundering funnels to South Africa.
Every time I bought TSLA it just tanked, why why why?
TSLA literally never going to bounce lol
TSLA showing bottoming sign, added more at 434.3 😋
!Banbet TSLA 450 1w
People gamble on companies like AAPL, AMZN and TSLA and are like: yup, these companies deserve to grow. LMAO
Presumably you can read, and read that link? In 2023, Tesla had a disengagement rate of 0.12% per mile (since you like percentages, it's a weird way to show it, but presumably you require this). Disengagement does not equal accident, by a long shot (for Tesla, or waymo, or any other company) It's currently 2026. The hardware is newer, much faster, and the cameras have both higher frame rate and resolution (if I remember correctly). ALL reviews from automotive media say the current system (version 14 point something) is improving and much improved on the prior versions. A quick Google shows Tesla was using version 11. Are you really gonna try defend your 7% claim? Also, Real Tesla (a sub for those short TSLA, notoriously toxic) and Alibaba? Lol.
TSLA is attractive respecting the 100 SMA on daily timeframe right now. My POV: https://preview.redd.it/e03d4xg2u5cg1.png?width=1367&format=png&auto=webp&s=09440fba71b6d45b0aa26be4fef06036a6dd6ad8
hey TSLA, if you want to go ahead and shit the bed, I won't complain. Please, it's ok if you want to just drop $20+ in the next hour. Cool
How the hell NVDA red but TSLA green lol stupid market
TSLA public perception so bad that people who don't dare to short it still wants it do burn and die. One institutional dumping away from total capitulation. Elon is done for, he has to dick ride mangos administration, and if the Dems ever win he is beyond cooked. Shame for TSLA shareholders, damned if they keep him damned if they don't.
NVDA down and TSLA up. 🤡 market.
NASA: an asteroid will crash to Earth erasing all life forms. TSLA gang: calls! True story
TSLA's RSI sure does a lot of work
I bought TSLA puts for earnings, somebody call me retarded
My buddy is a huge TSLA fan. He can’t stop talking about it and he’s been yapping about it for at least 5 years now. Every time I see him, his bull thesis is always different. Years ago, it was FSD driving coast to coast and Teslas making money while their owners slept. Then it was the 4680 battery. Then, it was Elon talking about building capacity to make 20M Teslas a year. Then, it was the huge CyberTruck preorders. Then it was Gigacasting. Then, it was xAI (even though it’s a separate company). It’s always something different. Lately, he’s yapping non-stop about FSD and robotaxis again days, and how the $1T pay package will push Elon to do incredible things to make TSLA worth $8.5T…. I don’t own TSLA and I don’t hate it. Personally, I think the stock is powered by stories. A lot of fanboys really want to believe and they will buy the stock on the next big bull story. Investors, sensing that the fanboys will do so, also jump on it to play along. Then it corrects, and the next story will come to push it up again in a self-fulfilling validation “Look, I told you so”. Rinse and repeat.
Remember the more TSLA puts you buy the higher it goes
TSLA 4H is showing oversold, I would wait or prepare to average down.
Alright fuck AI. I am fullporting positions into space stocks. Which means TSLA of course
Of course TSLA and CVNa are green, who doesn’t want to buy a $1.5T ev company or a $100B used car dealer
Holy shit, what is with TSLA? Crazy memeing…
I want to buy TSLA puts. I'm not going to, but I want to.
Elon has completely ruined Tesla. Gave up a 10Y FSD lead to Waymo. Gave up affordable EVs to BYD, if BYD was allowed to sell in US who tf would buy a TSLA. If TSLA were to be banned in China who tf would buy a TSLA. Sex dolls are just a remote controlled gimmick. SpaceX is attractive, but money hole and sepeeate entity now. TSLA has a negative shitstorm ahead of it.
C’mon TSLA, do your weird thing.
NVDA is the biggest piece of shit since TSLA. Single handedly holding back SPY $700
This looks like one of those retarded days where everything is red except for god damn TSLA
TSLA inferior to BYD. SpaceX only shoots their own payloads RKLB, ASTS ahead. No other pump material
Im a simple man. When Im pissed with the government, I short TSLA.
TSLA derangement syndrome
Mostly tech, a car company called TSLA and boomer META. Everything else doing aight.
TSLA did multiple ticks of over 0.5% movement just to be flat Either dump and hit SL or moon pls
TSLA to 400 EOW ? Crap sales in EU CHINA US Baby raging on twitter against jensen Last not least FUCK ELON
Price movement on TSLA seems very, very normal.
Wtf is that movement on TSLA
Y would I buy TSLA. This is deserved pain and suffering.
“Fr — this place used to be ‘YOLO random penny stocks that could moon’ now it’s just ‘NVDA/TSLA/AAPL daily circlejerk’. The only ‘new’ thing is watching SLV dump 5% for no reason. Bring back the chaos, man.”
Wowzers, TSLA sucking the rigid one since December 22
So tempted to go balls deep in TSLA puts
TSLA has worse technical than weedstonks...da faq?!?!?!
Yo...WTF money is fleeing TSLA?
Continue to load TSLA at 427.8, no problem.
Feeling FOMO for inverse TSLA 😢
Gonna full port TSLA at 420.69
The sky isn't falling, so enough of the drama. Vote vote vote in the mid terms if you wanna change direction . Until then a.i robotics and software stocks TSLA and PLTR are going to explode 1000.00 and 500.00 respectively.
For the facts you mentioned above, particularly there’s already literally dozens of robot manufacturers already in Asia and NVDA makes an autonomous stack for every car company, I have no earthly idea why people think TSLA is worth 100’s of times earnings. When they did EV they were truly the only or main game in town, none of these other moonshots, if successful, won’t be met with serious competition.
$TSLA 420 yes\_pepe.jpg
About time for the TSLA $400-500 halucination come to an end. Still not convinced after CES?
Ah. Yes. That is no bueno. I hope it rebounds quickly! I only touch TSLA stock. I don't play options off it. Not enough durable gains last year.
That's typical TSLA price action.
What happened to TSLA, was almost $500 2 weeks ago.
TSLA calls were not the play.. darn
#TSLA GANG Members checking in
TSLA puts at open tomorrow?
I’ll tell you what I bought, in order, starting Feb 2025: CSU UNH MSFT SHOP BLK PLTR AMD TSLA BABA VISA CEGS (And this week MU which shot ip over 10% the next day, weeeee!) The losers so far have been CSU, UNH and CEGS (to be fair, this one has upside and was the last one bought) Net gain in 2025 11.9%. Keep in mind, half of the picks haven’t been held half a year even, and they are rockin.
https://imgur.com/a/URSlOcC Average TSLA hater.
Gotta say I'm feeling a lot more optimistic about my GOOGL weeklies then my TSLA ones rn. The nice thing about TSLA is that musk could post a pic of himself farting on a cat and it could rip 15 point no prob
You miss the Dopamine hit of seeing your portfolio every 5 minutes ( specially if instead of Vti u invested in TSLA, ORCL, RKLB to name a few)
TSLA ever going to bounce?
You're fine on TSLA. It's oversold and successfully rebounded from its supports.
TSLA will surpass 1000 this year, easily
Uhh.. I mean, you do.,. you do know they just make those price target up out of whole cloth, right? I mean, TSLA price target: 800. Shit, nah 900. Fuck it 2000.
Idk what to do, 100k in MSTR 2x or TSLA 2x?
Controversial take: TSLA is not a good company Upvotes to the right please
someone please hold my hand and tell me its gonna be alright TSLA call CRCL call
False. NVidia announced that on Monday Tesla was up afterwards / after hours Before market open on Tuesday UK sales numbers came out - Tesla was down and losing ground to China EVs. TSLA tanked. Today: Tesla was down 0.36%, which is nothing.
Similar to me, except mine are from TSLA....1.2 million in capital gains, never sold since 2018. If I sell I have to pay 26% of capital gain taxes
i'd guess that if somehow 🥭 circus magically implodes, $TSLA puts finna print bigly there's no way out for Enron out of this
if this admin somehow magically implodes, $TSLA puts finna print bigly
Buy bitcoin. It’s worth nothing but there is enough people retarded enough to keep buying it look. Look at valuations for fake companies TSLA and PLTR. Your not investing in Bitcoin because you believe in it, your investing in it because statistically half of retail investors are dumber than you and you are retarded. 🫵🤡
Microsoft is the weakest Mag 7 right now. I'd genuinely rather buy TSLA at its current price than MSFT at its current price
It's not a competitor; it is superior to TSLA in every way.
I wouldn't buy TSLA calls, but I sure as *hell* wouldn't buy TSLA puts
Who tf buys TSLA calls? NoT a cAr cOmpAny bRo!
Here's how the fundamentals compare: **Price Performance:** | Stock | Price | 52w Low | 52w High | Above Low | |:--|:--|:--|:--|:--| | NVDA | $177.72 | $47.57 | $207.04 | +274% | | TSLA | $489.88 | $142.05 | $489.88 | +245% (AT HIGH) | | UBER | $80.92 | $57.58 | $100.10 | +41% | **Quarterly Financials (Q3 2025):** | Stock | Revenue | Net Margin | EPS | |:--|:--|:--|:--| | NVDA | $57.01B | **56.0%** | $1.31 | | UBER | $13.47B | **49.2%** | $3.18 | | TSLA | $28.10B | **4.9%** | $0.43 | **The interesting part:** UBER's Q3 margin (49.2%) is almost NVDA-level, while TSLA is at 4.9%. **Why UBER hasn't run as much:** - Only +41% above 52w low vs NVDA +274% and TSLA +245% - Market is pricing TSLA as an AI play, UBER as "just rideshare" - But UBER's $6.63B Q3 net income (one-time gain?) vs TSLA's $1.37B Your thesis on UBER being underappreciated has data support, it has NVDA-tier margins but TSLA-level market attention. The risk: Q3 had unusual net income spike that may not repeat.