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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Shorting TSLA would be smart if the stock moved according to the factual numbers. But it doesn't. Lots of people have been burned shorting TSLA. Bill Gates isn't the CEO of MSFT and hasn't been for years now. He doesn't play a major role in the company, so the news circulating currently is unlikely to have any effect on the stock. Lastly, I'm no ber. I never short.
TSLA is only 2% of an S&P500 ETF. The risk is well moderated.
VOO is up 87% from 5 years ago. TSLA is up 63% in the same time frame. I don't think you know what you're talking about.
I'm double your years. You're double my wealth. Short TSLA, maybe someday you'll be like me.
I’m dying to short TSLA
Another day, another Elon bad post. I guess I’ll buy more TSLA.
Knowing TSLA that stock is gonna pump once Musk is revealed to be in the files…
elon musk in the epstein files, cue buy TSLA calls
Everything was a bit of a side hustle with TSLA
How is it emotional? It’s being factual Fred lambert sold his TSLA shares at $255, losing out on so much money Now he just bc ties about reason his garbage website lol Just think OP is using emotion…
TSLA forward PE should be infinity.
EDS- Elon Derangement Syndrome. TSLA going to $500 on robotics
I’m a millionaire cause of TSLA, look out for yourself before acting what billionaires do…
SMCI I think goes up at open, AMD will be like TSLA, will go green 2 days after earnings
Will any of this impact TSLA stock?
What kind of dumb money is propping up TSLA? Has to be the Saudis, right?
Well...bad news is always good news for TSLA lol
Hopefully MSTR. But CVNA and TSLA are contenders
So I guess at this point they could release a highly detailed sales invoice complete with 🍈's signature, cummy fingerprints and DNA and TSLA would be like "oh boy, here I go rising again."
Sales are down, Elmo is going to combine all his ventures into one and fabricate a whole new con, so of course TSLA goes up.
What happens to TSLA stock when daddy musk gets caught red handed in Epstein files?
Up because of the potential merger which is why you shouldn't touch it. TSLA stock is basically going to turn into Space X stock.
TSLA is a cult stock, they are a vehicle manufacturer that produces fuck all vehicles yet has a P/E of 400, it detached from reality a long time ago
Yup. Except somehow TSLA. Which will still go up. For some reason.
So now that we know Musk is in the files, shareholders will abandon TSLA stock cuz the CEO was trying to be a felon and has absurdly poor character? Right?
Since the market is obviously rigged PLTR earnings calls make sense because that’s also overvalued POS like TSLA ☺️
Elon in Epstein files, TSLA to 0, world peace achieved and then I woke up
so, does this mean inflation is back to 2%….?? should I buy TSLA puts…??
I refuse to consider $TSLA a MAG company. Show me on your balance sheet, as an actuary they have growth priced in like a 500 credit score couple. Hyper-scaling companies do exist, I think the Peter Thiel (while hate his ethics) way of looking at 0 to 1 being much more valuable then n to 1 is the ideal investment mindset (outside of knowing an industry and picking the winner to get as close to n as possible). But BYD won, they won, game over. They will deliver the cheapest EV and then China will also deliver some amazing luxury EVs. I’ve said when I get to a million dollars I’m gonna pay the tarrifs and get the Xiaomi SU7 ultra up in Canada. Now in a last ditch attempt to keep the company balance sheet together, they want to merge with all the unprofitable businesses Musk owns. Where he can pay out himself for shooting the valuation to the moon with stock buy backs. Look at the incentives being set up people. They can only convince investors not to sell with the illusion of Robots and AI which is basically now after losing the EV race going to the Olympics with the most valuable companies in the world. If they won those industries then Musk is Steve Jobs 3.0, but HES NOT
Epstein files today: Musk emails reveal he wanted to visit Epstein's island for quote "wildest party." TSLA today: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Just got long TSLA on this post.
32k into TSLA June 350 puts. Honestly the spaceX stuff will never happen, and this is just a sell the news event that everyone had already priced into the stock. The earnings report was terrible and TSLA is literally going to go back to being unprofitable next year. It’s a joke that TSLA bulls have not realized Elon just wants to rob retail of liquidity anyway possible and he does so by selling narratives to the most gullible people on the planet. All that said, he builds cool rockets and I’ll always respect him for that. Those rockets are not worry trillions though.
BREAKING NEWS: Musk to discontinue all car manufacturing stating 'We need to stick with what we are best known for, concepts of products' TSLA +100%
I'm not even mad about my own losses today but I can't believe shitter $TSLA is the only one green...
#TSLA GANG Members still here and not in fear!
Musk in Epstein files demanding to go to peso island. TSLA +10%
Anyone loaded up on TSLA puts
I bet a lot of money that TSLA would have good earnings or at least stay above 400. I am doing great.
Should have bought $TSLA, that’s the true store of value in this market.
Crazy that TSLA is up amid all these shit
TSLA gonna drop at least 10% on Monday
Elon stans want exposure to SpaceX. It’ll probably tank TSLA in the long run, but who knows how long it’ll stay irrational.
Thank god I’m out of TSLA puts
Lost so much money today. Lesson learnt, I guess. Puts on TSLA is bait. Oh wells. Fucking hate his guts tho, hope TSLA bulls make it out before he rugs and robs them blind.
+16 pts in TSLA today is such a joke after that ER. You guys are idiots for buying that garbage.
TSLA dump all the silver they were supposed to sick in their cars.
Are you referring to TSLA lol
Sure. I don't do any tech analysis. Just vibes. Had decent profit from TSLA lotto calls that I bought yesterday. Sold TSLA and bought SNDK puts within 2 minutes of market open
TSLA at a 400 PE rn 🤣
How the fuck is TSLA green? Make it make sense. Fucking hell.
TSLA up on a day like this means 🤡 market is still raging.
TSLA is a meme stonk man wtf how is this shit still green haha
>Be Elon musk >Rail fat line of ketamine >Open zoom for earnings call >”Blowjob robots on mars” >TSLA up 15% in AH trading
Musk denies TSLA and SpaceX merger would prefer if they remained independent entities.
If anyone needed further proof TSLA's price is not based on reality at all, today is it
May be puts on TSLA
TSLA green though, so that’s cool
Is Musk's comp package tied solely to TSLA's market cap or are there restrictions with M&A. If the board forgot to restrict it to exclude inorganic growth, this is some 4d chess grifting by Elon.
Algos closing TSLA position, pump this morning was fake af. Watch it drill.
thanks, can you buy TSLA pls
Who's propping up TSLA?
Full porting my silver short profits into a TSLA short next bounce 😂 (I’m up 17m across my accounts today). Good luck you pussy TSLA bolz 🤣
Didnt TSLA pump to 1.5 trillion dollars because of the potential of a merger? Is that the infinite money glitch?
Wait, so all these growing and profitable companies are tanking but the car company TSLA who's new plan is ROBOTS ON MARS and datacenters in space is jumping? can we at least hide the grifting and scamming like we used to?
TSLA up TSLA is the new GOLD
TSLA released their sex robot already?!
MSTR is up there with TSLA ... and, IBIT and Bitcoin are suddenly swimming upstream! https://preview.redd.it/4xviisp3ijgg1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7079ca3c912f7e44370c8f7ef6379e38e286ab78
And despite all this.. somefuckinghow TSLA is up. It truly defies all fucking logic. Meanwhile my MSFT position getting fucking Eiffel towered
I like Ferrari stock (RACE) better than TSLA.
TSLA has always been a proxy investment for SpaceX and xAI.
Y’all, there’s nothing about this market that seems fishy or fraudulent…. TSLA up 4.39% when its operating income has dropped under 1 billion and is expected to continue to decrease with no near term path to growing its business. 🤷♂️ Efficient Market Hypothesis!
More or less of a joke than TSLA being up 4.20%?
Guhhh closed TSLA calls early. Swtiched to puts got stopped out of puts. Ending the day red is crazy fuck man.
I honestly thoight Elon being found in the DOJ dumps would actually cause TSLA to give up todays gains. I guess wallstreet doesnt care. Fuck Elon tho fucking pedo.
Just buy an ETF or two. Going to be hard to acquire your $910 worth of TSLA when it trades at $435/share.
My biggest miss was selling GOOGL at $206 and MU at $91 in early February to add more TSLA at $386. But we should revisit this in 2030.
TSLA being a safe haven in a sea of blood today is hilarious ngl
Drill Team 6 on TSLA because Elon gonna get arrested bro is a PDF. Recent DOJ leaks confirmed it. Sick twisted fuck. F ELON
$TSLA is legit, regardless what your opinion is of Elon. You think you’re better than Elon?
TSLA might just as well be the new gold
TSLA is just a proxy stock for spacex and xai right now, richest man in the world about to become even richer as soon as he IPOs his other companies.
Imagine buying TSLA puts, waking up to check to see market crashing on CNBC, assuming they are printing, and then see that they are worthless
Everything in the world crashing and fucking TSLA with its 2 billion PE, and negative YoY revenue is still green. Cant believe the dumbest investors on the planet continue to get rewarded for their blatant stupidity and disregard for anything
If TSLA could just go red I could be a thousandaire
TSLA +4% today is the ultimate slap in the face, how is that piece of shit outperforming everything
Everyone moving from wild speculation in silver to traditional safe havens like TSLA