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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Buy TSLA calls. Make back that money!
I’d say buy 0DTE TSLA Calls
How this dumpster fire of a company has lasted as long as it has is just shocking...that said, if I were a betting man, I would have been doing the same with TSLA, but that company also beats the odds non-stop but I hope you win on this bet - I know (I guess not for a fact) they're committing some type of fraud - likely securities ;-) but it's a shady business that kept "winning" somehow
Yup. Fuck TSLA. Hope OP shares the loss porn
Really depends on your risk appetite. Do you want 10% average return on that $7k, do you want to turn that $7k into $20k and are comfortable holding it through the highs and lows. I hate TSLA but that could combine with SpaceX and trade at a 100000x PE, you could be safe with VOO, you could diversify it, or IMO put it all in MDA (Canadian company). My current favorite play.
Have you even looked up current robot capabilities? We're at least 10 years away from functional home robots. The only way this is going to pay out is if TSLA puts people in robot suits and send them to help people with a weird fetish.
This is seriously regarded, but knowing how TSLA works I'm sure it will pop tomorrow to 600p/e.
Say that to TSLA holders lol
And yet $TSLA persists somehow
yes. I kind of wanted to get it out fast but here's maybe a slightly better version. Just as an example, say you have a defensive portfolio that's half a buncha pharma and staples and utilities and the other half in VOO or similar. On days where VOO is up 1%, your portfolio is only up 0.5%. But on days when VOO is **down** 1%, your portfolio is only down 0.5% We'll just say they're always correlated that way. Your portfolio always does 1/2 the swing of VOO in both direction. But you decide the portfolio is too defensive, and you just want to go 100% VOO. Since the market is up more days than it's down, over any decent amount of time, if you chart VOO and your portfolio on the same chart, not only is VOO outperforming, but its line is continuously diverging from your portfolio and its outperformance is getting steeper. So in that situation, the longer you wait to switch it all, the more you lose out on. I would agree that for volatile individual stocks, if you have a feel for them, and you think there might be a catalyst(s) there could be a benefit to either A) tranching or B) waiting for an opportunity where TSLA is up 10% on a day when VEQT is down 2%. Or both. Tranche, but jump all over that +10%/-2% day and over-tranche on that day.
Fuck you ADBE, MSFT, TSLA, FIG, NVDA, AMD, META, ORCL, AMZN, NFLX, and fuck you hedges too
Thinking that I just buy TSLA 600C for some time later this year. It's going to hit. Why? Because the stock is bullshit and they'll moon it for no reason.
Well atleast TSLA poots printed Fuck you Elon Prick
I met Ross Gerber after a game in 2014 and he said buy $TSLA and $NFLX which was good advice but now they're down on the 1M chart so I pretend to be smarter than he is
Agree completely. I'm in the same approximate age group as you, and have been an investor through the Dotcom bubble and Great Recession. I think it is likely that the AI bubble could burst in the near future, though I can't say whether this might happen 3 days or 3+ years from now. If things go south from a wave of bad debt issued by companies speculating on AI datacenter infrastructure, I expect the markets to crash hard. I've warned people not to take excessive risk on stocks like PLTR. I think it's possible that TSLA loses 85% of its valuation (and I say this as someone who owns TSLA stock, but am not dependent on it for my financial wellbeing). I've tilted my portfolio defensively over the past year. As I am now retired, it is more important that I not take excessive risk.
Yeah, we're just gonna pump like crazy when the market decides to change up sentiment on NVDA earnings. There's just a bunch of bullshit lines that stocks will never go under again. SMCI and 30, MSFT and 390, TSLA and 400, META and 600. We've bottomed for the foreseeable future.
TSLA is the only stock worth buying long term
What was your nemesis stock ? Mine ASTS and TSLA sadly
Can't win with PUTs, can't win with CALLS, yep that's right, hi my name is TSLA.
Yep, same here 😄 NVDA leads, so I’m watching it first. For TSLA and Amazon, I’m scaling in near support and waiting for a confirmed move.
I like this take - feels more like defined setups than hype chasing. NVDA still looks like the leader, but I’m watching how the others react if it pulls back. TSLA especially feels like it’s building pressure for a bigger move either way. Curious - are you guys waiting for confirmed breakouts, or scaling in near support here?
I can't wait for Nvida to announce the greatest earnings in the history of mankind, Jensen Huang to personally promise all of you free leather jackets, but there's one slightly negative thinig on page 756 of their filing that causes a mass sell-off and the whole market to crash except TSLA that goes up another 5%.
Lockheed martin growing 5%. GD growing 4%. NOC growing 4.5% Analysts think PLTR is not going to beat their guidance of 62% but I think 2026 growth will be closer to 85%. My estimate for PLTR FCF is $4.6 billion this year and growing to $52 billion in 2030. (based off of Karp's guidance of 10x US revenue over 5 years that he said a year ago) And 80% FCF margin I put a 55 multiple on the P/FCF with a continued 30% growth in 2031 and I get a fair value of $1,247 at the end of 2030. PLTR continues to deploy their platforms faster using less manhours and plan on use AI instead of people in the future to deploy their platforms. Customers sign on and then expand their use of PLTR and those customers get their suppliers onto PLTR. My current estimate for 2026 is 85% growth with a bullish case for 95%. Which does sound crazy but looking at my quarterly estimates for 2026 isn't crazy. If I was forced to buy just 1 company today, i would actually pick PLTR over TSLA just because there is less risk for PLTR. Burry thinks PLTR is a consultancy company. The guy don't even know what PLTR even do.
TSLA go back to the 180 abyss You shall not PASSSS
Thanks so much for that. So, if I’m reading you correctly, the extent to which the use of tranches becomes useful is based upon the difference in volatility (or general correlation of movement) of either side of the rebalance? That makes sense to me if thats what you mean. For context, I’m not holding any shit stocks or high performers which I have strong convictions about. Its my personal opinion that I dont know enough about individual stocks to dable in it, hence my desire to shift to ETFs. I do, however, hold proportionally outsized positions in a couple zany mofos like NVDA and TSLA, and if my understanding of your point is correct, there would be a decent sized lack of correlation between those and the total-market-equity VEQT. Enough to warrant fucking around with tranches? I donno. Btw, really appreciate your time and thoughts
I just want SPY to go over 700 and for TSLA to get delisted IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JFC
TSLA 400p printing Elon you POS
Hahah that no bullshit explanation made me happy. It is all tax sheltered. Can you please, tho, help my little brain understand how moving a fuckload of lets say TSLA over to an ETF like VEQT in tranches does NOT help offset risk?
You bought TSLA puts for 360? 😂 I don't know what to tell ya other than, go home, get in bed, put on headphones, place covers over your head, open Spotify, play "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler, sob uncontrollably for the next hour, get out of bed, shower, put on khakis and your least stained Van Heusen dress shirt, your braided Old Navy leather belt, walk to your 2002 Honda Civic, get in, drive 5mph below the speed limit to Best Buy, ask for job application, get told that no sales associates positions are open, leave dejected, drive to bowling alley across the street, open Robinhood, see options for TSLA put 360 Apr, wince, crank slider to 5000, yolo, the universe is just atoms. None of this is real.
TSLA closes at 405 SPY gets delisted
60% weighted toward TSLA/SpaceX
TSLA is green in all this shit? What a 🤡 show
Her flagship fund, ARKK, is down 56% since hitting its high in 2021 on the back of one stock pick, TSLA. Meanwhile she continues to siphon off .75% of all assets as a fee for her "expert" stock picking ability. Even with the downturn in assets she is still worth $250M or so. Congratulations to all her account holders for enriching her so nicely.
Uh, it's definitely behaving in a way that correlates to free money supply (which is tightening). It's been volatile, but has been behaving 'rationally' given the parameters that affect it, meaning it's possible to make some predictions about price and to trade it (volatile assets obviously have a high degree of uncertainty about movements, especially those at longer timescales, but that's not the point). Also, you're speaking as if most Bitcoin were owned by the same sort of people who own TSLA or GME, but those are heavy on retail, and Bitcoin is very light on retail investors (for the last couple years, institutions and governments have owned more than individuals / retail investors). And the growth for the last two years has had almost nothing to do with retail investors since the amount owned by them has remained fairly constant. The rise at ATH reached in 2025 was basically a direct effect of the money coming in from institutional investors and governments.
Buying TSLA here. Shit won't go below 400 no matter what happens even if the company went bankrupt the stock would probably pump 20%.
Yeah, the two aren't remotely comparable except for their ludicrous valuations and unhinged CEOs. Regardless of the controversial business model of PLTR, it is not only growing, but accelerating growth, with robust profit margins. TSLA's revenue and earnings are declining rapidly and it has profit margins in line with the rest of the auto industry.
He needs to make it back, not just stop loosing. He just needs to do the opposite of what he was doing. Buying INTC calls ? Buy puts! Buying TSLA puts, buy calls instead.
"OpenAI, get in that line with TSLA and CVNA"
Should I dump my TSLA 3/20 $410 calls? Break even is like $430 and I'm down like $600 :(
I don't think they care if he can execute. They care about short term gains. TSLA keeps going up. If they sell, they don't get the ride. They're all pretty convinced that, if a drop comes, they can get out at a higher point than had they sold when they realized the growth isn't going to come.
Is today the day i short TSLA and PLTR? Or maybe i am not re3tsrd enough
TSLA down on news Prince Andrew’s arrest means Elon won’t be able to return to Europe without going to jail for his Epstein crimes.
Andy the Nonce getting arrested is what will finally tank TSLA. What a weird timeline we’re in.
CVNA, TSLA, other pieces of shit that shouldn’t be in there
Last spring TSLA rallied like 30% the subsequent 4 weeks after the worst earnings release in the history of capitalism. In reality, CVNA’s wasn’t even *that* bad. It won’t fall hard or far enough. This market is regarded.
This is a scam stock just like TSLA and PLTR. LOST SO MUCH MONEY ON THEM.
I literally can't imagine what would need to happen for TSLA to crash. Musk literally threw Nazi salutes on stage and stock goes up.
How is TSLA above $400??
Everybody knows that but no one willing to buy TSLA puts
I think TSLA is going below 400 at some point. It had a bunch of crazy regard strength, but I don't think it does anymore. Even GOOGL did until it didn't. Even META on strong earnings couldn't hold the gains.
Hell I bought VGT back in the day specifically because it didn't have any TSLA
If TSLA had earnings like CVNA it would have pumped 15% instead of dumping
I am regarded for buying Tesler puts knowing how bullshit that stock is. Fuck me. Number one rule of trading is don't short TSLA and I went against it and paid the price. Anyways, going to double down and buy more Tesler puts at open.
My plan tomorrow? Beat my meat and then full port TSLA puts.
My worst investment decision ever was trying to short TSLA with a 2x inverse ETF last year. Made up for it by betting the farm on Micron in November and December before the last earnings report.
https://preview.redd.it/g5apys93tdkg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1de71b26d0c2ecc29321ccf743571aaa1775e98 SpaceX IPO & TSLA shares to dump? !Remind me in 4 months
nah the Japanese don't care for TSLA, they have way better sex bots
you're dumb if you think TSLA is gonna change after Trump. Nobody likes Elon but TSLA is still american company that provides a lot of american jobs.
Shorting a nonsensical stock? Have you guys never learned from TSLA?
ACHR is the second coming of TSLA
Is it just me or is this bad for TSLA? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo)
Now that crypto doesn't qualify for wash sales, everyone gonna sell it and drill it hard, take the tax loss and then rebuy it into aths🤌 TSLA won't have to pay taxes for another century
PLTR is certainly going to have a rough while, but it has a big business case behind it. Just a lot of issues coming up. But TSLA is lacking a connection between fundamentals and stock price. It's just not sound as a company. As for Bitcoin... there's a strong support for it internationally, and it's been incorporated into a lot of financial products, etc. It has backing. It doesn't, however, have price stability. So I doubt it's going anywhere, but it'll sure as hell go down and up a good bit between now and the next US administration.
Bitcoin, PLTR, and TSLA are going down after the Trump regime is over. OP might be early, but he’s not wrong
TSLA will just follow bitcoin, 350 soon might be the easiest trade in a few years
I would concede it’s possible. More likely TSLA randomly rallies 13% for no good reason.
This fucker and TSLA :P
DASH read the ER for dummies authored by TSLA or some shit wtf lol
Actually solid DD. Reminds me of that guy that called TSLA perfectly based on the number of Elmo's tweets.
Ahh explains why TSLA did the same. Forgot about those.
TSLA is selling cyber cabs starting April
Nah, TSLA will never tank. Have to accept it.
Hoping after CVNA they take down the other scam car company (TSLA)
See, TSLA owners. CVNA is how you're supposed to react to finding out the ocmpany you invested in is a total scam that doesn't make money.
Fuck TSLA not moving up with SPY
Are TSLA puts eod suicide?
This is the funding mechanism to get all the delusional TSLA buyers to dump their exit liquidity on Elon for his exit on the SpaceX IPO
I didn’t realized you can get 0DT with TSLA now 🤡
Yeah can really only 0dte TSLA once a week
0dte TSLA or SLV non stop for 6 months
I need 5x leveraged bull and bear on TSLA
Ive been shorting TSLA anytime it gets to $416 and then selling it when gets down to $414 or lower. Been working but once the fed minutes out I will change strategy
I have my TSLA lotto tickets ready to print if TSLA soars past $422 today
You get to choose one of the following events: \- TSLA crashes to a $25 stock \- SpaceX IPO crashes from $1.5T to $100B in the first hour \- MSTR announces bankruptcy Which do you pick?
She got lucky with TSLA, that's it. She's nothing special.
!banbet TSLA 430.00 7d
!banbet TSLA $369.42 1 week
!banbet TSLA $399 1day I feel like getting banned again