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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Lol. The 415 TSLA puts I sold yesterday for $2.0 are worth 11.15 now 2 hours before expiration. FML
Well Chanos redeemed himself from that TSLA sized insult with MSTR . Good job old man
Oh yeah *NOW* TSLA decides that not being a profitable company is a problem. Fuck off lmao.
Hahaha. I do hope Elon isnt part of the Epstein scandal. I used to respect him alot. As a TSLA shareholder, you should be fuming giving up a FSD lead to Waymo, EV lead to BYD, and now pivoting to selling sex dolls. Instead of making TSLA better he decides to overpay dor twitter, startinf DOGE, fucking his entire customer base. I hope this epstein fiasco clears up, too many Indexes hold TSLA.
If TSLA somehow fucking V's to green today i'll be so pissed
Yeess! Watching TSLA bounce off the 400 mark
I'm out of my TSLA puts time to wait for the next play
Got TSLA sub 400 missed it now it won’t happen again :,(
TSLA needs to hit $2500 (8.5 trillion) by 2035 for elmo to get his pay package **LMAO**
Yeah you’re dense and don’t even realize you said Elon is getting richer while TSLA is bleeding, which is a complete fucking contradiction 🤣
Dude the majority of Musk’s net worth is in TSLA shares. You slow?
Musk gets richer while TSLA shareholders get poorer. Take a fucking hint guys. No SpaceX merger. No More Car sales. Your CEO has abandoned you, how many more lies do you guys want to eat?
TSLA and PLTR down more than the broader indices. Is the market healing?
TSLA 450C 2/20 free money
!Banbet TSLA 450 9d
TSLA should be way worse, 450 by friday
Nice . TSLA couldn't hold 400. Maybe this shit stock is finally getting the death it deserves.
TSLA 400...Called it
I thought TSLA was diversifying into rockets now, not drilling rigs
Up a really fast $3k on TSLA and PLTR puts. Got in thinking there would be a 60-90 correction and hit about 30% of my profit target in like 30 minutes.
I can guarantee you that TSLA is going to crash down to the ground next, head first. Extremely overvalued.
TSLA is big red, so you can’t say the day is a total waste of
TSLA getting hammered.
TSLA going sub 400 . Dayum
Can TSLA do what PLTR doing? PE still insanely high
There was a guy here yesterday who said TSLA 400 puts would be a 20 bagger today and he was right.
Outro M83 just sold out to Universal Orlando Resort Commercials. I am sad. Positions: TSLA
Go away Elon. We only care about TSLA price action. No gives a fuck what your aspirations are.
TSLA getting obliterated when Im actually loaded up on puts, I used to pray for times like these
Hows TSLA not -10% right now. Its a fking cult
Please Baby Jesus keep TSLA above 400. Don't let the bad people win.
Send TSLA to the depths of hell please fuck ELON.
RKLB is what RIVN is to TSLA A second fiddle wannabe with real moat
TSLA got bent over the barrel and violated wow
TSLA Calls...Free Money
TSLA FSD about to be banned LMAO
TSLA 400p I bought before earnings finally broke back to even lol
TSLA better not close green again
TSLA will still climb out of this before EOD. It’s Deja vu every day
WAYMO and TSLA may no longer be allowed to ship AV tech support overseas. [WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars)
Honestly ? Overblown. Most CEOs could be arrested tomorrow, and the underlying company would not change much. (Aside from TSLA, that shit goes to $30). I am willing to take a dump in my port if it means these demons hang. Take a read of the Epstein files, if any of this is true, and no arrests are made then ... *When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty*
TSLA only has another $380 to go and it will hit FMV
Today was the last day TSLA will ever see 420
Welp I guess I’m cashing out this March TSLA put early. Robots! Lol
TSLA call credit spreads guy can probably close those spreads for a good gain
Even TSLA’s red, thats how you know its bad
Well at least 🌽 and TSLA are dying too
atleast TSLA is in the mud
TSLA.. the stock fornpeople who think generating CSAM with AI is 'free speech'... Sick fcks
Bros trying to peg TSLA intrinsic to $50. Without gov't contracts and tax credits and elmo's big mounth it's closer to $0.
Intel never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Mobile - rejected Steve Jobs offer to make CPU 4G/5G modems - gives up, sells unit to Apple Apple Silicon - rejects it, TSMC reaches new highs Nvidia - rejects offer to buy company in 2005 for $20B Driverless cars - buys leader MobilEye for $15B, loses market to NVDA and TSLA Memory - sells it to SK Hynix GPUs - Larrabee AI - Intel Gaudi AI chips adopted by nobody OpenAI - Intel rejects opportunity to buy 15% stake for $1B Intel is managed by real special people, real fucking morons
I’m long PayPal, Duolingo, and short TSLA. If I’m not making money in the most retarded way possible then I don’t want to have money at all.
Really hope TSLA is done chopping, it’s been painful watching it zigzag around on its way back to 350.
TSLA dips back to $390 then shoots to $600 out of nowhere. Hardest stock to trade imo
They’re talking about delisting AMD or having TSLA buy it outright.
Come on TSLA, you can drill to 400 today
honestly insane that TSLA and MSFT prices are almost identical. Tesla only has like 2 models of car and the world's worst truck, and they sell like 30 vehicles a year now.
[WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars) TSLA dip most likely due to this. Robotaxi getting hammered here. FELON musk might start raging on twitter again.
Holy fuck this guy is tearing TSLA apart. "An AV is as trustworthy as the company developing it."
Lmao TSLA FSD does not like the new federal changes being proposed.
Rose are red, violets are blue, 🌽 is garbage, and fuck TSLA fanboys too
TSLA poots printed Out for the day Gonna shadow box outside the battered women’s shelter
Dear TSLA - please go back up. Thanks
Shocked TSLA didn’t V back to green here too
Ooof TSLA getting hammered [WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars)
Fuck all u TSLA sellers go kill ur self. I just lost so much money on Tesla I got in at 424.7. Fuck all u I hope u die
Buying TSLA calls was retarded of me ngl
Everytime TSLA spikes on no news or bad news, I imagine mElon on some undisclosed brokerage app, buying in order to artificially inflate the valuation.
!banbet Guys, maybe I won’t get vaporized. 👀 I made this bet when TSLA was at almost $500.
TSLA chart spelling out who is buying - M for Musk Rat.
TSLA scam stock finally falling below 420.69 (yes, they are that stupid).
TSLA is such a fun playground
What if it’s Elmo shorting MSFT as a revenge attack because Billy was shorting TSLA ?
TSLA refuses to go down with QQQ
Full port to TSLA and sit out this uncertainty. Elon will pump them to the stratosphere ahead of SpaceX IPO.
wtf is wrong with TSLA Elon is pumping a bit too much now
TSLA with the beautiful M again
META EARNINGS REVERSAL 99% complete LOL FUCK WALL STREET, FUCK THE S&P, THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DONE BUT WE WILL PUMP TSLA SOMEHOW
Can my TSLA puts hit for once? Go on market....
hey , just and fyi, i am balls deep into TSLA , this is normally a sign the market is going to crash. if i can't make money , you can. The more you know
Is Bill Gates still shorting TSLA?
“Fully automated space communism for everyone!” He claims while grifting his way to richest person of all time. Can’t believe TSLA simps exist man.
Can I get another TSLA gamma squeeze to pump QQQ?
So we have the broad outlines of Elon's SpaceX IPO. Does it hold water? The majority of Falcon launches are to support Starlink, but the economics of Starlink don't support a 1.5T valuation. In fact, they are great at any orbit, 350 o r550, AFAICT. TSLA picks up 0.2 of SpaceX shares but how does its valuation hold up with Optimus / robotaxis a year out and vehicle sales crashing. Thoughts on the Musk Inc.?
Overbought ? [https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?b=1&t=ADBE&ty=c&ta=0&p=w](https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?b=1&t=ADBE&ty=c&ta=0&p=w) I wasn't talking about NVDA, TSLA, AMD, or even LLY, JNJ, or the banking sector... Have you seen this chart?
You know what, add another 5% to TSLA stock!