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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Is it illegal to jump in front of a robotaxi while holding TSLA puts?
That's exactly what I meant. I owned an early Model S and so I knew what the company and the leadership was doing. I could see through the false headlines and the FUD. I started to buy TSLA with 100% of my spare money from 2013 onward to 2021. And when the FUD got so bad it began to drive the stock price down, I got desperate for more shares and rolled over my old 401ks and did 100% TSLA. In 2021, when I got a new job, I was able to roll over another 401k and 100% PLTR. Now my kids and their kids probably never need to worry about money again. True fundamentals. Elon says a lot of stupid shit, but the one thing he got right many years ago was his advice that we should reason from first principles. That's something that's helped me in all aspects of my life ever since.
The flag is absolutely there, but what you didn't account for is that TSLA is a dogshit stock that inverses what you expect to happen.
Massive TSLA bull flag last chance to buy under $500
TSLA criminally undervalued TSLA criminally under- TSLA criminally TSLA criminal Stock manipulation confirmed!
TSLA criminally undervalued
🐳 $24M $TSLA 520 Strike Calls Expiring End of January.
GOOGL launches Waymo in a new city. Stock price: meh. TSLA *confirms Robotaxi testing*. Stock price: +4%
TSLA is in the business of selling options
Clown ass market, AVGO with an actual business gets murdered while TSLA pumps to infinity and beyond
Watched TSLA stay above 477 for a solid 1.5 hours. Immediately dropped the moment I bought. Coincidence? I think not.
No stock angers me more than TSLA
NVDA seems reasonable for what’s happening with the buildout of data centers. TSLA? I have no idea why this stock hasn’t crashed? Their sales are falling apart. And their competitors make better cars.
You should always buy TSLS calls dated a few weeks out, at least a small amount, any time TSLA is pumping on this fraud idiocy lying bullshit. Eventually it will hit. I mean, the stock may only go down to 390 then bounce again on more fraud bullshit, but it will pop just like it always does when people temporarily come to their senses.
I just need it to go a little higher and it will help pay off the house. Frankly TSLA is the only thing that will get me out of this rat race 😄
TSLA is my chief piece of evidence to support the argument that securities are taking on the role of crypto for most people. Who needs BTC when you can buy TeslaCoin?
Cox Automotive data shows that Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) sales dropped 23% year over year to 39,800 in November. The research firm said this was the worst quarter Tesla has had in terms of unit sales since 2022. The Tesla news is not as bad as it first seems. Overall electric vehicle (EV) industry sales fell 41%. So, Tesla's market share rose from 43% to 56%. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-us-market-share-surges-151500848.html
The real mature value plays are finally showing their strength against a falsely inflated market. Undervalued stocks such as TSLA, PLTR, & the power house of business that is GME.
You think you are being responsible by NOT buying TSLA and buying shit that has great financials and growth, then you look at your port and start punching fucking air.
"TSLA is a ~~car~~ ~~robot~~ AI company"
He called TSLA an AI stock. 🤣
“The AI bubble is popping, it’s over bulls!” *Glances at TSLA* Yeah ok
There are many wrong answers here, so let me chime in. Beware that below is how investors see it, I am short on TSLA, so it does not reflect my opinion, I am just stating their view. Today tesla launched fully self driving cars (right now 2 cars) without anyone in the car. They claim it’s easy to scale, as it doesn’t rely on pre-mapped areas, so after some safety validations are done, we should see millions of autonomous cars by Tesla soon. Even if other companies reach full self driving everywhere on Earth, which is unlikely as everyone else relies on pre-mapped areas (except for few small companies that are trying to replicate what Tesla does, but doesn’t have billions to build huge data centers to train their model), they still wouldn’t be able to compete because Tesla will have much lower cost per mile driven. Why? They design and make their own cars, so they can get them cheaper than any non-manufacturing competitor They own their global service centers, so they don’t have to pay anybody for maintenance and already has global presence They own largest charging network on the planet, so they can charge anywhere on planet for cheap They design their own AI chips They also make solar panels and batteries if they want to make their electricity even cheaper So basically they make everything themselves, they just buy raw materials and people and output self driving cas (not literally, but close enough) Others need a ton of collaboration, which is not that easy to do and even then, every step loses some efficiency, add friction and costs and everyone gets some cut. So everybody else will have higher costs.
Sorry everyone, we’re rotating into good companies only. TSLA and PLTR are the only companies that are undervalued. The market obviously shows us this.
WSB was calling for TSLA’s demise, so homie bought calls. Seems like a safe bet
Ugh, missed my TSLA put order by fucking 2 cents! 😡
TSLA needs a proper algo nuking. Spy needs to be drilled into the cent and Penny range.
Who’s going to tell TSLA stock it’s a crypto vault
TSLA actually looking like a breakout set up. But many think technical measures are astrology so.
https://preview.redd.it/opgh17hlme7g1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=73ccf39ff3f689d95ef18676a93bc4f37a2b43de Pretty easy. See, the US Gov't gives this man BILLIONS each year free in exchange for not releasing THEE files of them clapping r/forbiddencheeks and in return that guy takes those tax dollars and invests into this zionist friends company, $TSLA.
TSLA cars and robots are the car and robot equivelant to NFTs lmao. non-fungible token for bagholders lmao.
I feel like demolishing TSLA specifically today. fuck TSLA.
Oh no it isnt all unrealized. Today's gains are unrealized but I rotate as needed to lock in gains and buy dips. I sold 200 shares of TSLA at 480 today. That is realized. Still have some shares and options but will be on the hunt for the next bargain. Since I already have NVDA to my comfort level I won't buy more. Happy Hunting
Bibi taking that $34Bn that Biden gave him and how many BN DJT gave him and full porting US Tax dollars into $TSLA.
TSLA and CVNA charts both look incredible, just an FYI for anyone thinking of going short
TSLA, NVDA, and META are propping QQQ up, if any or all of them flip.. red water incoming.
Very creative, beautiful accounting done at TSLA HQ. Makes Madoff look in tears, proud for his practices have survived.
Yeah let’s look at other big companies then? Unh literally everything except TSLA, nvda is down more than 0.5%-2% and spy isnt down much. What more can you ask for
NVDA is up a lot and so is TSLA. TSLA up more than both of those are down combined
Rotation to safety (TSLA, PLTR, NVDA)
/schizo THE LORD SHALL SMITE EVERY TSLA HOLDER WITH BAG HOLDING AFFLICTION /un-schizo algo saw pe ratio is too high and are going to drill now.
TSLA just always goes up. Unbelievable
xAI logo is a broken cross. hmmmmmmmm. I wonder if selling algo's should invoke "the power of christ compels you" on TSLA and do an exorcism today.
I'm still convinced TSLA is driven by some kind of demonic magic. Like, Satan himself made a deal to float the price of Elon knocks up enough tech bunnies in his name or something.
NVDA and META being up over 1% shows you how broken this game is.. not even looking at TSLA..
any reason for TSLA growing? elon shared a funny meme or smth?
Imagine not investing in TSLA and listening to Reddit hahahahaha
I'm convinced they pumped TSLA to fuck me specifically
All these companies just don’t get it. You just have to say outrageous lies about the future like TSLA while your fundamentals deteriorate and then you pump forever
TSLA sales down 50% yet stock pe at 318. pwease drill it algo-chan.
TSLA so close to all time highs. Crazy.
For those that don't understand how TSLA is green, have you never seen a pump and dump?
Trimmed a little bit of TSLA this morning at $480.10. Just a little bit.
TSLA looks so drill-able rn. algo-chan pwease drill it harder.
Thank God for undervalued TSLA propping up SPY
Thank god I diversified all the risk in my port with TSLA
Another red day with TSLA being mightily green?! I don't wanna play with you anymore Mr. Market 😵💫😒
AMZN META TSLA UNH RBRK CRM PATH BA DIS were my picks. TSLA has run a lot now so I wouldn’t be a buyer at this point. CRM can’t break out of this downtrend so that’s one I would be cautious with. Same with BA. Don’t own either at the moment. Looking to establish a RBRK position and would buy PATH as a spec lower.
TSLA stocks are overvalued. Especially when companies like BYD and XPENG are in close competition and just as successful or hell even more successful as senior mecha-hitler creator elon musk.
I feel that whale that bought all those 500c for TSLA is just slowly dumping it all on retail LOL
Got 5k in NVDA & TSLA puts Gimme 50% pls market gods 🙏
TSLA should not be trading at 318 pe. it should be somewhere sane like 1000-2000 pe.
TSLA should not be trading at 318 pe. it should be somewhere sane like 10-20 pe.
TSLA being up by so much tells us that we still have a very long way to go down.
TSLA puts now is so painfully obvious, but TSLA puts were painfully obvious the past few years ago. ber never win. TSLA 500 EOW
I commented about Tesla yesterday & just here it goes again… how is it so strong. Why is it up everyday in bad tapes. Why the rotation into TSLA? Who knows something!!! Someone has inside info. Because why else would this thing be pumping like this. It should be getting merked.
I feel like nuking TSLA stocks today.
Michael Burry will be rethinking that AI bubble thesis when he looks at that TSLA price.
24 losses yeah leaving TSLA alone now
Long ways from max pain for TSLA. Gotta hand it to the cult. Entering $450p 4DTE here
CVNA, TSLA and GME holding SPY afloat
Another day of TSLA absolutely parabolic while everything else knifes You just know there’s going be some massively bullish news after hours this week. The market always knows
In a sea of red, theres a single green from retarded ass TSLA
TSLA is going to get nuked by short-selling algos lmao.
The real strat to TSLA is just ignore all analysis and inverse sanity.
This TSLA divergence is so gross. Someone shill this with a straight face I dare you.
TSLA & PLTR best value plays out there
TSLA 1 year only up 8% lol
Imagine everything red but you bought puts on TSLA because you have blue hair.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the new flight to safety: TSLA...
Where's those guys with the TSLA puts? 🤣
Generational opportunity to short TSLA
Triple top TSLA on the daily
Fuck this shit, I'm buying TSLA puts here
i don’t know why i keep on being shocked when TSLA moons. TSLA always moons
Imagine not buying TSLA calls at 470 what a gift from god
TSLA puts are the freest way to make money...Just need to grow some balls.