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Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Came here to find my dumpster for the week.
$527 to $73k in 2.5 months. The journey to $100k and beyond
Mentions
post the gains of your TSLA calls, and post your META puts tomorrow. otherwise, don't be that guy
If TSLA moons back to $165-170, buy ITM puts expiring in 2 weeks.
Hate to be that guy but I've been calling this META drop for a while now. The time to sell was after last earnings. I don't get the bemusement about the 10% drop. You're buying the future not the past - earnings beat is nice and all but it's not going to make people ignore poor guidance. Same with TSLA. The share price has been cratering for weeks and then people here think a poor earnings report hasn't already been factored in.
Well I lost $1000 in 2 days between TSLA and meta. So now I’m back in on tslZ
To all the people who shorted TSLA and went long on META.. 
META beat earnings -10% TSLA miss earnings +10% Lesson in there. 
well put, agreed. i personally think autonomous driving will 100% be a thing. In the next 20 years or will TSLA have it? That I have no clue.
TSLA bulls were really saying 170 this morning
Meta was overbought and corrected. TSLA was oversold and corrected
Buy TSLA puts expiring 5/10.
Bruh called two plays today after TSLA bent me over and made up for the lost 
If you think they will let TSLA fall this week you truly belong in here
Can't the same thing be said about TSLA? They started the ev revolution and now every car company wants to release multiple models and compete in every segment Tesla is in? And they do provide better quality control than Tesla.
SPY puts & TSLA puts! Just bought them at close
Markets This Month: 1. $META beats earnings expectations, stock down 10% 2. $TSLA misses earnings expectations, stock up 10% 3. Markets price-out 4 rate cuts, gold hits all time high 4. Gold hits all time high, bond prices hit 6-month low 5. Geopolitical tensions worsen, #Bitcoin prices crash 6. Mortgage rates rise, housing prices push higher Nothing adds up here.
So TSLA closed flat relative to today's open, but basically up 12% to yesterday's close on anticipated poor financials, while META beats but drops like 13% in after-hours. I'm pretty sure -- and my account balance -- agrees -- that I have NO idea what the fuck is going on with Wall Street these days.
did you say that when TSLA skyrocketed yesterday AH?
I could not find a single person bullish on TSLA into earnings. The reaction was a no-brainer.
Everyone saying meta an overreaction just like everyone saying TSLA would bounce today. Sorry bool you fuk
TSLA living in the upside down world as the market gets zucked
Sad for SPY that not every company can be as innovative as TSLA.
Sad for SPY that not every company can be as innovative as TSLA.
TSLA came below expectations but stock price explodes. Classic.
As long as you didn't buy puts for TSLA and calls for META you're fine.
I can not see TSLA up 12% and not buy a couple of 157ps for next week
Is GAME OVER for the TSLA BEARS who tried to salvage their -99% TSLA puts on META call today. Guess what, U R NOT SPECIAL and just STUPID.
TSLA dumping tomorrow mark my words
TSLA is just where the money is flowing now. It’s still just a car company. Robotaxi will only add value if it gives blowjobs to passengers
I bought TSLA puts when it mooned to $167.
Fuckin TSLA is the only green stock today huh? So different than last earnings season, I tell you what...
Ok who bought TSLA puts, SPY calls, and META calls. I know you’re out there. #show yourselves
Let's not justify market manipulation. If fundamentals msde sense, TSLA would have popped yesterday
Yesterday TSLA shenanigans now this. This will be my last earnings play, I’m so fucking done.
TSLA expectations were zero cuz it’s been dumping for months META expectations impossible cuz it’s up 80% since October don’t trade if you can’t comprehend simple things like this
NVDA holding strong, TSLA holding strong tmrw should be interesting
Nah, TSLA BULL GANG here
TSLA best SPY performer EOY.
No way everybody was buying calls after TSLA pumped. I can’t wait to ride my NVDA puts to tendy town
# [$META](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24META&src=cashtag_click) beats on earnings RED # [$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) misses in earnings GREEN
TSLA was at 52 week low META was at 52 week high If the stock has been going up before earnings, chances are it would go down after earnings and vice versa.
These fuck MMs already make up their mind before er. How come they pump TSLA when it missed and dumps META when it beat
The gey TSLA BEARS got RAILED by CHADLON yestrday and cucked today by Zuck.
See how MMs are gonna dump their TSLA bags in a week and jump over to Meta and the other big tech when the dust settles.
META - We beat on every line, why is our stock getting hammered?!?! TSLA - You're supposed to lie and make promises you never intend to keep (affordable model by Q1 2025).
first time poster... (and yes im a ghey regard before yall ask). But I have yet to find a reasonable explanation on TSLA price action this week. Can someone please enlighten me especially given how META just beat earnings and absolutely plummeted?
If you bought TSLA puts at close you may print big. We're getting minimum -1.5% on spy tomorrow and it will probably follow
My TSLA cost basis is $250 
Now I'm not sure if the TSLA pump wasn't just due to short covering
If you bought TSLA puts and META calls, maybe its time to take a break 
Inverse WSB worked perfectly this week 🤝 TSLA calls, META puts.
Called it yesterday after TSLA pumped. Everybody would pile into calls for META and MSFT earnings just to get blown out
Seems like market ($TSLA, $META) is moving more based on guidance than what was accomplished over the past quarter financials! https://preview.redd.it/t1d1a22zkhwc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=44a6000536602a99c04bfca7d5102fbc40cb2d9a
Meta and Tsla earnings polar opposite reactions. If you had given someone those numbers ahead of earnings and asked them to place bets what are the chances you would pick +12% TSLA -12% Meta
TSLA 
LMAO TSLA pumped on earnings and META is cratering. Earnings are regarded now
What was TSLA's awesome guidance? "A cheaper TSLA sometime in 2025, maybe" ?
Sold my TSLA contracts just at opening I don’t really play ERs but they seems to obvious I had to
I have priced in TSLA to go to 140 Friday
im usually into puts but i picked up TSLA call yesterday before close. Sold at open and kicked myself when it went higher. Feeling zen about it now, gains are gains. I think we are in a bear market. I think everything should be cheaper.
Should it trade like a car company or solar battery company? - Probably Will it trade like car company or solar battery company? - Probably not anytime soon TSLA going to 0? - That's crazy talk!
WSB has TSLA puts and META calls 
TSLA pumps on terrible earnings and META dumps on solid earnings. Hmmmmm
Got TSLA puts n meta calls.. fml
It would be pretty balls deep if i play Microsoft earnings now after loosing on TSLA and META
So META and NFLX, both with hearty beats on EPS and Revenue, get nuked. TSLA, with dogshit eps and revenue misses on significantly slashed estimates, rockets. This market LMAO 🤣
The same TSLA GEY BEARS who is holding META Calls right now is TRULY GEY.
These MMs and Institutional investors create bubbles by rewarding companies like TSLA and punishing companies like META. They should be sued when the bubble pops.
I love this market... TSLA misses ER RIPS. META beats ER... DIPS Have to love the game!
Good the results, the opposite of TSLA.
TSLA was oversold and META was over bought - that simple. earnings dont matter lolololo
This is bullish as fuck for NVDA, META and TSLA spending a lot on GPUs
You know there are probably several dozen people on here who went long META and NFLX and short TSLA and DJT over the last week
TSLA pounding my put’s asshole all day. So wrecked it won’t even crawl away.
Will now continue sideways until calls are all forced to sell with TSLA puts 3:30 on Friday.
TSLA puts and META calls this week, they shouted 
WSB Says TSLA puts stock up 10% WSB says META calls stock down 10%
I have seen some weird shit through wsb but the TSLA META inversion needs a meme video or something like the good old times
LOL @ all the GEY TSLA BEARS trying to make their money back by buying META CALL. LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs
META beat EPS by 10% and drop while TSLA... 
TSLA such a dumb regard, does the opposite of what everyone else does.
Whats a strangle? Signed, -a newbie TSLA put buyer
First move is fake. Well yea it wasn't with TSLA, sure, but fake today.
We’re see what I close this Meta out for in the morning. $20 -> $700~ this week on options. 2/2 on TSLA and META
lmao so TSLA rips on absolute shit earnings and META drops on a beat? Thank fuck I didn't play any of this
It's the 1st of the big boys in the tech world. I don't count TSLA
So who were the tards who bought puts on TSLA and calls on META?
Honestly, just inverse WSB on the big hype plays. TSM META TSLA
[META](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24META&src=cashtag_click) beats, stocks down 10% [TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) shits the bed, stock up 10%
TSLA misses earnings; moons META meets earnings; bombs I love this economy
And yet TSLA still pumping...
LOL @ the GEY TSLA BEARS trying to make their money back with Zuck Call. Guess what, CHADLON > Zuck the Cuck.
TSLA gonna give it all back tomorrow
yes but he said they will “build a cheap ev car” in the context of 1. scrapped model 2 2. same base as model 3 3. massive layoffs 4. musk constantly over promises and under delivers and 5) the poor financial situation which, of course, was expected. if the stock stayed flat, i’d understand. but up 15%? on that? that’s crazy to me. id sooner believe it was large institutional players looking to fuck put holders than a genuine belief that TSLA is now worth 15% as a company. their investor relations guy literally just reigned too  disclaimer though: this is literally a casino and it wouldn’t surprise me if TSLA went up more on some other stupid hype news, simply disappointing to se
META TSLA IBM SPY NVDA All being artificially held in between option strikes
MMs gonna dump their TSLA bags and move over to Meta and other big tech for ER. Look at that nasty volume on TSLA.