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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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My fault everyone. Bought TSLA puts yesterday https://preview.redd.it/7tir2obbzq7g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1faf55e90cd441ba2fcc4a3392a6cc8c1d95a3d4
100%. In another comment he states he has outs on TSLA. It’s the same over and over
TSLA going up, NVDA going down, Ameritards selling , Europoors buying. WTF is this shit
That is because TSLA is the most traded company. it has nothing to do with the amount of short positions
you mean PUT/CALL ratio? You do know options are made as insurance? So more puts mean more long positions and more calls mean more short positions. If i short TSLA now i can buy 550 call to make sure i can lose max 10-15% on my position
Uh oh. If TSLA starts to dump, you know what that means.
Markets are forward looking, a lot of people want to invest in self driving and robotics because they think that industry will be a huge winner in the future. On the public market, TSLA is best option for that. Investors are willing to pay a premium price.
$TSLA 150p jun '26 are only 1.72, a steal at that price
Market rotation into TSLA.... It has what every stock could dream of: Manipulation and an attention whore of a CEO... EASY MONEY
You are assuming TSLA has anything to do with it’s fundamentals
First time in TSLA? There is no sideways
there's a possiblity he might put a clause that existing TSLA shareholders get first rights to SpaceX IPO? Or is that something that cannot happen in the US?
$17.50 in "pure profit?" I think that statement seriously begs some rudimentary economic or business education. But then again it helps understand the mindset of a retail TSLA bull and I appreciate that in any event.
I am sure the stock price will keep going up and party continue irrespective of the ER results!! TSLA been proving this last several quarters. You cannot win betting against TESLA….
Obviously the difference is the valuation. You know, the topic of discussion? No one’s saying these businesses are inherently unfeasible, just that TSLA is ludicrously overvalued.
I know a lot more TSLA stock holders than I know own any Teslas. I'd assume it's the same across the board.
TSLA is not a car company, so why do you worry
Pretty sure zoox has more autonomous miles than TSLA ...
Idc, less cars more time for Elon to cook something new. Calls on TSLA
Exactly this. I feel like no one did any math. Sure AI is cool, but it’s still a taxi service. Uber only takes in 44 billion a year. It’s not like the Uber drivers even make that much money. Even if Tesla completely swallows Uber’s revenue, that’s only 50% more revenue for TSLA. Doesn’t explain 300 PE ratio. Not to mention, the goal in Elon’s pay package is only 1 million robotaxis over 10 years. That isn’t even a quarter of Uber’s fleet.
My hot take: Wall Street is basically saying, "Who needs actual cars when you have *future robotaxis*?!" TSLA closed at a record high of $489.88 on December 16, 2025. That beats the previous record of $479.86. Meanwhile, Tesla's U.S. EV sales in November dropped 23% to 39,800 vehicles, hitting a near four-year low. This slump came after the $7,500 federal EV tax credit was axed in September. The entire U.S. EV market fell 41% in November, but Tesla's market share actually *increased* from 43% to 56% because competitors faced even steeper declines. The stock rally is purely driven by "renewed optimism around Tesla's long-promised robotaxi vision." So, essentially, investors are betting big on a sci-fi future while the present EV market is hitting the brakes. Tulips, anyone?
With TSLA you never know. It can randomly pump or dump 5 %. This is lotto ticker
Companies aren’t businesses anymore, they’re cults. SPY 700 EOY TSLA 550
Can we remove MSTR and drop TSLA price so the market can be normal again and i can continue DCA
TSLA dump in the morning because Elon is chopped
You thinking on sharting TSLA today? #Please dont
Can't wait to lose it all shorting TSLA
Because the only metric you and other TSLA hater redditors can come up with is P/E ratio.
best we can do is bring TSLA down with corn
Literally everyday theres one post on TSLA being overvalued crybabies. Its so funny. They cant fathom it. You see the delusions these redditors come up with why TSLA stock is up. Its all manipulated, chinese billionaires, russians, blabla. The best one was "rich people are dumb so they buy TSLA", LMAO. The only indiciator you need is if reddit hates it its probably a buy. You want to invest in Elon Musk? Then for most people you can only buy TSLA. And thats the play. If TSLA increases margin by 5% they are at 10% total and suddenly their P/E drops from 300 to 150. There are many scenarios where this can happen. Not in the minds of delusional political redditors though. If you let politics and ideology influence your investments you already lost. The smarter ones gladly take it though.
I’ve never felt safer buying LEAP puts on TSLA than 1 month from now
TSLA is the world's most enduring shitcoin.
TSLA has a perfectly normal P/E ratio of 317. It’s totally not being pumped ridiculously based on an unproven, untested future of slave driven cars and slave labor robots
#TSLA could announce they're immediately shutting down manufacturing of all vehicles, and the stock would surge to $1000
the only way TSLA will drop is if people stop shorting it. Then it will drop like a rock
Stands to reason that TSLA would still increase even if they cant actually sell cars in California.
Likely scenario TSLA starts the day pumps like 2.5% in the beginning of the day to clear all the shorts followed by slowly creeping down during the rest of the day.
That thing will rip his dick off on live TV and TSLA stock will rocket up.
I didn't know, 90% of Reddit was short on TSLA. Now my sleep is gone.
Why the fuck is everyone talking about TSLA 😞
TSLA put call ratio is 0,58 lol
I think TSLA is overvalued as fuck but your argument is just dumb. Their logic is that if they make robotaxis well then you won't have a car. We will all be driven by taxis. So they don't care if you buy they, you will use them
So TSLA moved a $100 in last 30 days, interesting
I think the announcement is that US is going to attack Venezuela with TSLA autobots using top tier data pipes given by PLTR Even then TSLA VALUATION DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKIN SENSE
Buying in the money puts on TSLA and selling otm puts to make poor man cover puts is the play. Wish me luck
Everyone is hyping TSLA. Has anyone thought, if you see Robotaxi with TSLA logo in the street. Will you buy a TSLA for yourself?
TSLA about to hit 500 in premarket what the actual fuck is this market lol
TSLA is squeezing even in overnight trading lol. It is a short torture machine lol
just wait bro. Shorting TSLA is a game where you have to wait and you can't go balls deep
I remember someone calling me an idiot for having TSLA shares and it was going bankrupt. I dared him to buy $100k worth of puts and said he's going to do just that. Then Trump got elected and the stock doubled overnight. Hope the poor guy is ok...
Free bear BBQ for all TSLA bulls
every year TSLA goes up for some stupid shit that you 5yo niece could call a scam resulting in hlf this place being blown to bits from buying puts
Dude TSLA is like all time high. WTF!
TSLA haters are getting ready for another ass hammering!
TSLA 500 tomorrow, got it
I don't believe that, alone, contributes to the extreme valuation of TSLA. Otherwise there would be other companies in the SP500 that are overblown, but it's really just TSLA. https://worldperatio.com/sp-500-companies/
Is there a better investment than TSLA in recession?
So TSLA down to 460 would be lovely
I think he borrows against TSLA and moves money into shells or identities that buy more stock for him. Every time Tesla is predicted to lose for some reason (e.g. quarterly reports following weak sales figures), TSLA goes up. Every time. But when something unexpected happens, say a competitor announcing a major market disruption, or earlier this year when vandalism was making it appear impossible for Tesla to sell cars - the stock goes down. It's like he's predictably buying stock to avoid anyone calling in his debt.
I joked about buying TSLA a few days ago. why didn't I just fucking do it smh
TSLA today is,something every expert would have told you was,impossible... It was,possible for a $1B market cap company Basicasically... Bad news ----> bad news -----> bad news.... Rinse/repeat... Even the,good news is that some sales,down 15% and,not 20% RoboTaxi and robots,has been nothing but,delays for years....
I bought puts. TSLA is my hedge against a recession. Otm ldte puts. You never know when the dam will break
TSLA won’t crash until I buy in and I’m never buying in. You’re welcome
If you dont get rich with the upcoming TSLA pump you're regarded as fuck and should never trade again
Musk's wealth level into perspective, consider that the Tesla Inc (NASDAQ:TSLA) and SpaceX CEO is now worth more than Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and Warren Buffett combined
I have immense hatred for AMZN and TSLA for opposite reasons.
1) It's not magic. It's so simple only someone with a complete lack of economic sense wouldn't see it. First off, EV's in general are cheaper to run than ICE cars. They have lower maintenance and in most areas electricity is far cheaper than gas. Most importantly, the biggest reason Ubers cost $6-7/mile is labor cost. There's a driver in the car subject to minimum wage requirements. How in the world could any taxi paying a human driver going to compete in price against one that doesn't have a human? It's so obvious. 2) You know nothing of Tesla. Cybercab will be made in a revolutionary unboxed production line. 4 concurrent production lines (front, rear, left side, ride side) that converge to a single point of final assembly. That drastically improves production efficiency. Beyond that, 48V architecture saves money. Steer by wire saves money. Brake by wire saves money. It's also smaller (2 seater) and lighter than any other EV. Which means it can have a much smaller battery than any currently available EV. Moreso, since it isn't built for performance, the Cybercab and it's smooth and steady 80mph max (or so) with no concern for record-breaking acceleration, can even further reduce battery size. So yes, it's estimated to cost $20k to produce. I'm not buying a bridge. I'm buying TSLA with as much money as I can (responsibly). And I'm getting rich because of it. Are you getting rich? Would you like to? It's not too late. Most investors are just as ignorant of Tesla's Robotaxi potential as you are. This is still NVDIA circa 2023...
I agree, I can’t stand Musk but I’ve got my ass handed to me too may times betting against TSLA. No matter how bad the news or how bad earnings, TSLA is not affected. So im in your shoes, not buying it but definitely not shorting it
Sorry, TSLA will go up instead. CALLS IT IS!!
Sell all rallies. $TSLA is a better safe haven than $BRK.B
Likely a proxy investment indirectly assisting funding with SpaceX, but your guess is as good as mine. TSLA has a lot of Saudi money backing it if I remember right, as well.
Normally don't respond and I likely won't again because 99% of comments here will be garbage because it's to the point people cannot be objective about anything anymore when it comes to Tesla/TSLA (or Musk). Long story short, Tesla is the next leg of AI, in this case physical AI. The cars are robots on wheels and then there's Optimus. The technology + vertical integration is second to none and the TAM is ridiculous. Energy (AI data centers) is also untapped. We're talking about changes on the magnitude of the Internet. The story stopped being about EV sales a while ago, and even Elon mentioned on a call you shouldn't be investing in Tesla for the cars. You and anyone that's skeptical are free to do what they want. No hard feelings. Investor of TSLA since 2018 and it's been quite the ride and we're not done yet.
Burry is actually autistice. But AI bubble. Amirite? (TSLA is all hopes and dreams).
U gonna do what u gonna do. If it were my account, don’t touch TSLA. I would sell any options on it tmr regardless of the current P/L. Even if it goes down and you miss out on some good profit over the next few weeks… it would be just straight gambling winnings at that point
Lol OP's first time? You using fundamentals on TSLA? Good luck lololol
I spoke to a guy at European fund he was really bullish on TSLA robotics. He also had a pony tail, so in my book, he's 0/2 on judgment calls.
Dad busts into my room, my face turns red as I scramble to hide my Teslight. Grok in hand I shout at him "Get out of my room I'm rebating!". TSLA +3%
Man, don't bet against TSLA. I don't say this in admiration of Tesla or Musk, I'm just warning you that taking short positions on the stock tends to go badly because its completely divorced from reality. Fundamentals don't matter when market manipulation is rampant and unchecked. The big money needs the price high, so it stays high. Its a meme stock.
I’ve bought TSLA from 2013-2020, average cost basis of $55 - I sold some profit to buy a house and 2 teslas - and still heavily up
Based on current technical momentum and the trajectory of the three-year ascending channel, the projected price for TSLA by April 2026 is approximately s70.48, with an expected trading range between 565.00 and s85.00.
When TSLA earnings go negative there will be no more ugly P/E. Calls on TSLA.
TSLA is a little bit like crypto at this point. People buy it because they think it will go up. So it goes up. Until it doesn't. It's called a Ponzi scheme.
AAPL -1.3% MSFT -3.06% AMZN -.8% NVDA -6.6% GOOGL -2.59% META -1.27% TSLA +11.6% Last 5 trading days... which are you buying tomorrow
Mmm gotchu. I tend to not look at what hedge funds are doing. its all full of manipulation. Theres also a ton of geopolitical/political stuff heavily tied to Tesla. With Elon & Trump etc. i think it has a big reason with why TSLA does not behave like a regular stock. I make an effort to not follow those types of politics and try my best to stay away from investments that are heavily influenced by such things. Easier said & done tho of course
Trying to explain logic to TSLA owners is pointless as if they had logic they wouldn't own TSLA stock.
TSLA fucked me real bad
I'll never understand it. And I can't reasonably invest in things I don't understand (at least more than the investment in TSLA I already make by investing in the S&P). It's a shame too. I have a close friend who knows someone high up within TSLA. That employee, who likely has a ton of stock, is (understandably) completely sold on the stock and told my friend to invest around the recent trough earlier this year. While it sounds like a nice insider tip, it was mostly just the employee describing the potential of the robotics in the same way that someone like Cathie Wood does on the regular. While I told my friend to do whatever they wanted, I also said I wouldn't touch it myself. They didn't either, costing them a ton of potential upside. Oops....at least, for now.
its one of those stocks where the price action doesnt seem to be dictated by fundamentals. Elon comes out and over promises and under delivers. I get the excitement about the next stage of Tesla self driving beta but if you look at Waymo they are so far ahead as they are driving 1 million + hours a week. Whats gonna be interesting is when Zooks passes up TSLA in total miles.
No, youre logical. Its not just TSLA that trades at a ridiculous multiple. There are tons of stocks, large cap included, that trade at >100x multiples. Internally great profitable growing businesses, but terrible investments at their current multiple. Are you saying if ur high to think you would buy at 60PE? Didnt fully understand that part
Good luck with your TSLA puts
TSLA only up 12% in a week Plenty of room left to run
It’s definitely reason why TSLA is shooting up
Every time TSLA hits an all time high the stock market tanks.
All you losers hoping for TSLA to tank and feeding nonsensical posts such as these. Won’t y’all get tired? You need your history teacher to come and spank you, is it?… shorts have been burnt big time on this … just don’t bet against Elon. He may be a lunatic but he ain’t going down…
I really ought to finally short TSLA. It’s going to be epic.
I’m so tempted to buy TSLA puts, but it’s like reasoning with a toddler.