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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Imagine thinking TSLA will crash just because their sales are down 20% LMAO
My win rate on TSLA last week was 80%, my win rate tends to fluctuate consistently between 60-80%, my question is this. Mathematically, when Im at the upper end of my historic performance (tracked over 7 years) in terms of win rate, the most probable direction is down. SO, what would you do this week if you were me? There is no correct answer, all comments are welcome!
Can’t believe what I’m about to say, but TSLA calls. I’m disgusted 
TSLA to $500 (black guy pointing up)
Tired of shorting TSLA , this mf always goes up for every bad news , send help
So given all the excuses of TSLA going up after shitty earning this time, what happens after the next ER if it shows that the demand for Tesla products continues to decline? Still up?
Apparently somehow it means amazing things for TSLA even though they are already way above liberation day value
Why tf are you shorting TSLA???
2030 TSLA will probably be $3000
If true, TSLA will pop up 50% first day alone.
If you've missed this new bull market or worse yet shorted it, you should consider buying TSLA - it's high beta which means it goes up more than other stocks.
He said shit, so probably TSLA.
TSLA is a leading indicator for MAG7, yall been warned
If you think it won’t have a carve out for TSLA…
This news is going to send TSLA to the moon! (Because no one is buying teslas?)
The people who made a ton of money on TSLA puts and continued to buy puts all the way back up giving all of that money and more back is the classic circle of TSLA. Most of us do it at least once. Welcome to the club.
TSLA at $312. I’ll admit it. I’m a buttmad lib. Don’t hold any options but what the hell. This meme company is mid-collapse as is this country.
TSLA at 312. 
TSLA at $312. I’ll admit it. I’m a buttmad lib. Don’t hold any options but what the fuck. This dogshit meme company is mid-collapse as is this country.
US Announces China Trade deal: TSLA up 5% Xi: Trump never called.:TSLA UP 5% Trump: WE MADE GREAT PROGRSS AND Xi is a very lovely man: TSLA up 5% China says no progress has been made and doesn't even know Bessent exists: TSLA up 5% Fuck me I'm losing si much money with TSLQ....fucking nonsense...
TSLA calls makes the most sense here.
This market has been dropping extra chromosomes like Truth posts. So TSLA calls it is
Red by open. Except TSLA. Bigly green because TSLA.
There is only one answer. The market is forward looking and OPTIMISTIC. One might consider why one disagrees and is losing money. I don't have the answers, but I have opened positions in TSLA and AMD recently because I believe the worst has been priced in. Good luck to you!
Elon is keeping TSLA on the cutting edge. The new 3 model has a small plastic strip below the headlight. Innovation baby.
I'm short so obviously massive TSLA calls.
US China trade deal! Crude oil flat, Shanghai 50 flat, literal freight index flat. TSLA +10% 
The day TSLA gets body slammed from the 3rd floor balcony will be glorious….but that wont be tomorrow, this week or this month… it will be when the retards buying “the dip” have to sell because they lost their job in the recession
Let me get this straight. You have 2k saved for emergency savings and you dropped 5k onto ONE TSLA call? Luckily you were smart enough to buy a longer dated one. But the WSB motto goes something like if you are thinking of profit, it means you probably should take it. But the greed is burning in you young noob, you don't want to miss out on gains. All the talk tonight probably has you thinking of making 10x. Maybe take the profit and use some of it to buy a TSLA a shorter dated one in case TSLA runs for the next couple of weeks. The issue is you have just 1. If you had 5 it would be easy to convince yourself to sell into the run because you still have more you could sell. That is why if you are thinking of profit, I would take it and just buy another but one that expires maybe even May 16 and to scratch that itch. But at least you lock in profit. Not financial advice.
I would like to buy some long dated TSLA puts tomorrow but TSLA unfortunately never moves rationally so it will probably keep rising
once again people will try and short TSLA and post shit like ‘idc if it goes to zero I could never support this man and what he stands for’. Like fuck man You tryin to make money or prove a point?
Tariffs? Bullish for TSLA because of domestic manufacturing Lowered Tariffs? Believe it or not, bullish for TSLA 😂😂😂
The staged TSLA protests were for absolutely nothing. Who knew!
These are cooked Thank god TSLA is up 5% today lol
That fact that TSLA bout to break 300 and people still think the market gonna drop for any extended amount of time…. Incompatible concepts. MM algos will make money. Always.
Dropping 5 bands on 8/15 TSLA $150p. IDGAF.
WHERE THE TSLA BERS AT, FIGHT ME 
SOXL is up 9.43% overnight at 9:13 pm EST. TSLA is up 5% and TSLL is up 10%.
SOXL is up 9.43% overnight at 9:13 pm EST. TSLA is up 5% and TSLL is up 10%.
THOSE TSLA AND SPY PUTS I BOUGHT FRIDAY 
Stocks to watch this week. BABA TSLA MSTR META
I bought these options on friday after trump said “it’s a good time to buy stonks”. They’re pretty much all break even right now. in what order and when would you sell them? $3K of TSLA 5/30 $350C $3K of TSLA 7/18 $350C $4K of SPY 7/17 $590C $5K of SPY 8/15 $600C 1 TSLA 9/19 $400C
Goddamnit! TSLA is up 5% overnight and TSLL is up 10%! Should have bought this Friday. Goddamnit! Goddamnit! Goddamnit!
TSLA ripping and fueling my QQQ calls 
bers or bols, think we can all agree there is some fuckery going on with TSLA
Do it, jump in. Buy and hold TSLA bro.
I had a dream last night that TSLA had dropped to 250 and I was pissed because I didn’t have puts over the weekend.
I have accepted that I am going to lose money on this, but I will keep buying puts as long as I see TSLA pumping on a China deal news, but crude oil somehow stays dead *during summers*. Crude Oil is seasonal. It should be near $90 right now, because the dollar is so weak.
All those regards who bought TSLA puts on Friday. RIP
TSLZ not TSLA. It's like 2 something now.
Reddit consensus was that TSLA was going to tank after the last earnings and it in fact did the opposite. I bought a call just before earnings as a lottery ticket but it got IV crushed at open so I sold it at break even. Had I held it until expiry that Friday it would’ve nearly done a 10x, but there’s no way I could’ve known it would continue to rip up, thought breaking even was my best way out and that the surge would quickly reverse.
GOOGL need not rage like TSLA. Just want GOOGL to be back to its shitty post earnings price of 160s.
TSLA up 4.79% while GOOG getting ready to shit the bed….. AGAIN 
Look if the China news is actually positive and substantial tomorrow… and market goes up… just fkn buy TSLA calls. Like you can hate Elon doesn’t mean you have to hate moeny. Tsla has almost no resistance till 363 again
TSLA is the Enron of this generation. In 2-3 years it’s gonna come out that Elon is propping up the stock using massive bank loans and then he’s just gonna rug pull everyone involved and flee to South Africa.
TSLA shares yolo. 144 shares
Yo wtf is TSLA doing 
TSLA put holders, can I please get extra ketchup for my fries? Thanks!
I got nearly margin called at 216 TSLA, and i cut now its back at my average lost about 200k
TSLA up 37% since missing earnings 🤣
China deal is here! That's why TSLA is pumping, and Crude oil is *checks notes* lower than liberation day 
WHY IS TSLA UP 5% on robinhood?????
Seeing TSLA shake off horrible earnings, negative forward outlook, and falling consumer sentiment time and time again will never not be funny.
TSLA leading the rally tells me everything I need to know 
Ma gawd TSLA 
I don't think I've ever seen RSI hit 99 before. Jesus Christ TSLA
TSLA near $315 because they just announced absolutely nothing. We’re all getting punked. Enjoy the lulz!!
am I crazy or TSLA is seriously up 5% at 313 right now??? 
Gahh I would make some good money if I could sell my TSLA shares right now at $309. But the brokerage they're on won't trade until 4am. please hold
Tesla tells Model Y and Cybertruck workers to stay home for a week TSLA go up! 🤡
TSLA slightly green, market slightly red, coked out hungover dude skipping his flight is Vegas to win it back, all very reasonable things on a Sunday evening
Well, this looks to me like an attempt to devalue some pharma stocks until it eventually ends up being the nothing burger it is and making some major gains for him and his ‘mates’. It feels like his playbook is dumping and pumping each sector at this point. We’ve had crypto, the entire market, tech, semi’s, energy, TSLA and now healthcare… what’s next? Maybe Defence?
Calls on insurance? And TSLA ofcourse.
Well at least he didn't TRUTH us tomorrow, when the market would have been super green waiting for the Jyna announcement. In any case this is great news for TSLA, means healthcare costs for those injured by their cars, robots and Taxis will be lower, expect it to hit $350 by end of week.
TSLA $360. Fuck the bears 🇺🇸
Believe it or not, TSLA up %20
Stick to solid blue chip companies like TSLA, HIMS, MSTR, RIOT, and COIN.
All I want is TSLA crash. That’s all I want
Honestly, it doesn't matter what the next announcement is, calls on TSLA.
I mean, SPY is back to where it was pre-tariff threats, so I guess it could go higher on the back of MSFT earnings, GOOGL losing aaple search, AAPL spending billions to duplicate its supply chain in war-torn India, META killing earnings and spending another $ 80 billion on data centers, and TSLA still ain't a car company, clearly.
when TSLA is at 350 tomorrow, I dont want to hear any bers yapping. 