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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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You're missing the forest for the trees. TSLA is really 2 companies, Tesla-mature (car selling business) and Tesla-growth (robotaxi, optimus, FSD). Investors love Elon's companies' execution. Back when Tesla-growth was focused on building the car business, they (1) delivered an impossible product (electric car) with a non-existent (charging) infrastructure, (2) broke into an otherwise established and unbreakable market (how many new western car companies can you list from the last \~20 years who successfully broke into the market?), and (3) did all of this while continually undercutting prices and improving quality. Investors remember this and they are heavily betting his next startups (all under the TSLA ticker) will continue this rock solid execution, thus P/E ratio is justified. If you completely ignore TSLA-growth and you look at TSLA-mature, you are putting your own Elon Derangement Syndrome in front of objective analysis.
Elon will announce tomorrow TSLA will pivot into breakfast burritos.
kinda wanna text Ross Gerber and ask what he's doing with his $TSLA shares
A TSLA 245/250 bull call spread at a debit of 415 looks like a good way to earn 20% by next January providing i could fill it for this price, for instance if I wanted to basically have next years ski trip paid for I open 10 of these and wait, of course there is the small risk of TSLA dropping below 245 but it is unlikely. The sole hazard here I can see is that I tie up the capital. Is there anything else I should consider? Dividend risk?
TSLA gap down/up/flat on monday?
Here is how Cathie Woods largest holdings performed in January 2026 Tesla $TSLA -4.3%🔴 Crispr $CRSP -4.7%🔴 $ROKU -12.3%🔴 Tempus AI $TEM +1.3%🟢 Coinbase $COIN -13.9%🔴 Shopify $SHOP -18.5%🔴 $AMD +10.5%🟢 Robinhood $HOOD -12%🔴 $BEAM -0.3%🔴 Teradyne $TER +24.5%🟢
TSLA ending green even though Musk admitted to going to Epstein island.
Oh look!!! TSLA green. Interesting.
TSLA just changed his identity exactly like his Elon's son/girl...
TSLA comes out and says they are no longer a car company and you guys are still salty
I first heard about WSB when TSLA started running up. There was a story about WSB members buying calls and market makers buying the stock to mitigate risk from selling the calls.
Even if that was true you realized he only got the files at the earliest last year no? If that’s the only reason TSLA it’s so overvalued why was it just as overvalued before? It makes no sense
TSLA at a 350PE will continue to be a flight to safety
TSLA to $42,069 within a year doubters are regarded
Buying puts on companies owned by men rejected by Epstein is actually smart 🤓 MSTR TSLA
Bill Gates though. And his unclosed TSLA short. Dude is going to have a terrible 2026
So I’m guessing TSLA is dipping after the Epstein island stuff right?
The following stocks not based on indexes have 3x a week expiration for their nearby months AAPL. TSLA. NVDA. AMZN.
Would not be surprised for new price targets to come rolling in now that things have digested on TSLA. Some analyst in a special note putting it at around $1000 or something crazy
*hits blunt* It's gonna do some weird shit like merge xAI, starlink, spaceX, xitter, and NeuroLink all into TSLA. A fair chuck of the biggest and most likely technological breakthroughs of our time in one ticker. Then just add some fusion or nuclear energy play, and EVTOL/drone play, mix in some kind of chip fabrication deal with Samsung in Texas... Gonna become a cyberpunk megacorp led by the biggest dork alive. 🚬
bro, we dont buy TSLA puts, we are not prey to Cathie woods....... if you want to short TSLA, go naked stock. but man... you get IV crushed or it just does not drop the way you anticipate. Retail Puts are free money for ARK and Musk. They do exactly squeeze this. They are selling you the puts because they know you pay more premium that the odds of it are - and if the odds of it turn higher, they just manipulate the price a little higher, so they are not. Problem solved. Ask literaly anyone in here: hands off TSLA puts. it does not work like that.
my TSLA puts gonna pump tomorrow. Corn dropping all but confirms it. The SpaceX merger stuff was a sell the news event, that’s what drove price up to 500 originally despite everyone know the deteriorating status of the company. It’s old news and now late retail is getting grifted into.
TSLA pidä mun lonkeroa, tää ei oo vielä mitään.”
!banbet TSLA 0.0 4w
TSLA to the shits. its inevitable. if MSFT bleeds its ass because openAI, then Musk must bleed much more horrible because of Grok. Who TF would ever spend for Grok? Nazis and Pedos? :E Eeek what a market....
I bought 9k worth of TSLA at ipo pricing and sold for a loss. This is my degenerate origin story, been taking trading Ls every since
Reminder (really, dont be stupid prey to Cathie Woods!!) If you want to short TSLA, dont buy PUTs. Sell the stock naked. start with little position, because TSLA is TSLA and it is highly regarded and even a earnings miss can send you +10% lol, its P/E is 300.00 lol. so, start small, average UP your short position. pay almost 0 interest, dont get squeezed. Hedge with ordinary performing competition, like GOOGL (waymo!!) and maybe XPeng or some similiar generic tesla-killer company. if tesla has a market and survives, Xpeng has a market and survives. If googles Waymo cant get profitable autonomous driving, tesla has no chance ever to catch up. TL;DR: naked short tesla, no options, average up price, hedge with google. target longterm as this is actually our all thesis: Tesla will go to the shits, it does produce profit that is meaningful with \*no product\* it produces and its value is 5x to 10x inflated.
Nah this is a bullshit argument. Nvidia was selling the best GPUs in 2000 and their stock was like .30 cents. It was flat for decades yet they had revenue and infrastructure. Cisco was selling a crap load of boxes throughout the 2000 and only now are they getting back to regular levels. Every company trades on a hope and a dream that they will meet current PE expectations in the future. The whole market is built on expectations and emotion. Look at TSLA, sales are way down but people are still speculating that robots are going to save the company.
Pedionaires black monday. Short TSLA, PLTR
its a very good time to short TSLA.
Seriously? You compare TSLA to Bitcoin? What are you, stupid? can you store 1 TSLA on a blockchain? Omg. this is a ridiculous comparison. it makes no sense whatsoever. a Stock is a property right - it is fully dependent on your government allowing you to have it. Bitcoins are technically a secret key (your wallet) and a public key (your addresses) and a single source of truth that is securing all transactions using singatures (the blockchain). a Satoshi (the smalles unit, a millionth of a Bitcoin) is a single bit. Thus the name: Bit-Coin. a million Satoshis makes a whole Bitcoin, 21.999999 million of it maximum.
TSLA is “Elon’s ETF” at this point. If you are heavily invested, it’s because you somehow believe Elon can make it, or that the stock will print money at “some point” in the future. You should be prepared to throw any due diligence and whatever formal approaches out of the window though.
TSLA no longer identifies as a car company m'kay, please respect it's new identity and don't dead name it as a car company anymore m'kay 🤡
The stock at this point is based around him, and whatever happens with ANY of his companies. Whenever spacex has a bad day you can see the stock dip. when twitter had drama with him, TSLA tanked. When twitter had something financially positive happen (subscriptions, monetization.. etc) it would climb. TSLA is detached from Tesla the car company. It's attached to Elon and any of his businesses, and its success is also backing a lot of lending packages and products on wall street. So the market wants it to continue growing. I divested years ago when it became obvious it was no longer connected to Tesla itself.
Then he will fold this into TSLA to pump the stock to the sky
The guy supposedly just made bank by getting 170% return, goes into crying about cult following and running his own metrics (some reason he is missing TSLA being an interesting part of SpaceX to come) the thanks Redditors for awards! LMAO this is 100% a fabricated story, I wouldn’t even entertain this guy with his BS.
.... find out? He has been all along. His companies are all incestuously intertwined, and he used to buy TSLA in premarket regularly to give it that overnight pump each day. (He had filings with share prices that only occurred in premarket. After that he set up his foundation in curacao to do it for him so he no longer had to disclose shit.)
Been traveling this weekend, how my TSLA $427.50p's lookin?
Will TSLA pivot to autonomous child trafficking next?
TSLA investors doesn't give a shit about moral. If Elmo pumps stock, he is safe
\*sits at table\* \*watches formfield on Desktop: Morgan Stanley Analyst TSLA Target, February 2026\* \*reaches into pocket, takes out cocaine pen\* \*sniffs\* OVERWEIGHT 700$ BUY
well lol. openAi will still fail because google actually can scale this stuff and use it in its products while they have exacty ChatGPT. but tbh look at this bubble. it needs to pop anyways. we have TSLA completely ridiculously valued, xAI burning 1B/Month, openAI burning 4B/month, nvidia being x3 because of it... How many T without any earnings are those? jesus christus. it needs to pop!! the sooner the better. google seems to be the only company able to run AI in their products and generate earnings without a huge burn rate.
Sooooo. Elon uses the N word, does a little dance and TSLA up 40%
I saw some X post that said “the most valuable thing about Tesla is the stock itself” genuinely written by a $TSLA owner. That’s a Ponzi scheme
Watch msft to keep tanking next week because old president diddles, and TSLA 450 because of the same news
TSLA is fair value of like 75$ if we are optimistic MSFT burns billions per quarter with openAI
So MSFT & TSLA red due to the Epstein files tomorrow?
🍈being in the files is somehow gonna make TSLA green on Monday
BREAKING: Elon Musk invests $100b into TSLA stock.
I can't wait for Monday when the entire stock market is blood red and somehow TSLA is up another 5%.
The new version of TSLA is always a dream that can be sold instead of reality. The reality of TSLA is not worth anywhere near what it's stock is priced at.
They're shutting down car factories to make robots that can't do anything and can't even be fucked. Either Elon's got some kind of master plan or TSLA is going to like $10.
You can use META and MSFT as better examples. Both had surpassed earnings expectations but MSFT dropped while META ripped, and the answer is simple, MSFT posted slowing growth and META increadsed guidance. TSLA is atificially propped in my opinion (they’re trying really hard to make Elon a trillionaire), PLTR i don’t even know what to say about it, we might find out in the future that the data they have on us is outrageous.
TSLA will provide the AI that powers the metaverse. Cars? That’s so 2025.
On Monday, Elon will announce TSLA is a breakfast burrito company now.
The problem with TSLA wanting to switch to being a robots-making company is that they want to make consumer robots. Which is stupid. There is a way to sell a lot of industrial robots for manufacturing. There is a way to sell military robots to governments throughout the world, especially now. But who the fk wants a clanker in their home?
!banbet TSLA 500 5d Elon always wins
He's never going to get that pay package now. The dude's gonna be too obsessed with proving he was invited to Epsteins island but denied the invite. RIP TSLA and rip SpaceX IPO
Does the close personal relationship Elon Musk had with Jeffrey Epstein affect anyone's intentions to invest in TSLA? I figure for institutions it won't but I am asking about retail investors.
> Elon Musk is opening his wallet and reigniting his political apparatus for the 2026 midterm elections, signaling a return to the political arena months after suggesting he would retreat to oversee his business empire. — WSJ TSLA PUTS
$220 is the bottom for TSLA, and it would take a pretty wild event to get there.
I can tell you’re an extremely inexperienced investor and not a trader whatsoever. You don’t even know basic vocabulary. I found a few rekt traders I replied to on this account. I had even more on my older account that was 7-8 years old. TSLA bear marries -2x TSLA as it skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/s/KoERk3dZXD TSLA bull marries TSLA stock as it goes down ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLA/s/3GIMcoS4sR BTC bull marries BTC as it goes down ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/H7lMfJT2jr TQQQ bull misses out as TQQQ skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/TQQQ/s/4BN8PGirld SPY bull misses out as SPY skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/s/RLi47c5rUQ
So MSTR, TSLA, and MSFT are fucked?
Share your thesis for TSLA being a buy am begging any idiot of you to do so. Let’s have a public discourse.
and that's why he wants to merge SpaceX with Tesla. because if SpaceX has an IPO, it will tank TSLA stock and it may also tank as well because most IPOs drown. Then his compensation package will be at risk.
TSLA investors have unamerican values
People will be complaining about $TSLA valuations until it’s a $1000 stock. People will get rich while you bitch
TSLA gonna crash when people aren't using it as a proxy for SpaceX?
Dang usually I will say he sold we should buy but I don't like TSLA at this level so I'm not buying
The market can only stay irrational for so long it seems. Watch out TSLA.
Market doesn't care. The large funds are in it with Musk to keep granny's retirement fund in TSLA for the ultimate Musk cashout.
I think you misunderstood. I meant that the spaceX stockholders will hold more of the resulting company. That is because Musk owns more of spaceX than he does of TSLA, so he would structure the spaceX shares to be of more value.
I think there is a bit of cult economics going on with TSLA; it's a much milder version of the GME phenomenon where the stock is much higher than it objectively "should" be because some holders are true believers who have a much higher threshold for selling At the end of the day, we value stocks at the price which people are willing to buy and sell them. Even if Tesla is objectively inflated, enough people believe in it that it won't crash *that* badly
TSLA is a 1T scam company but nobody really wants to admit it
Yeah, TSLA is essentially the Elon ETF. The stock price is reflective of how many people still believing in Elon as a revolutionary entrepreneur. Any other logic will not be able to explain the price.
Yeah, this. IMO market cap of TSLA stock is what triggers the payout.
If they merge. There will be (many) legal challenges. Some will have to be taken seriously. And that's before the government even gets involved. It's not a sure thing, and even if we assume it is it will still take years. If you invested in Tesla to invest in EVs you have no tangible reason to stay. If you are sticking with the company after it pivots to untested theoretical industries then that means you aren't interested in the company itself but rather Musk and his business acumen (and TSLA is the only viable way to invest in Musk as a person). If that's the case, be honest about it. Once SpaceX goes public I will actually buy shares (and I consider TSLA uninvestable). Not to get exposure to Musk, but to a specific business in a specific industry. If it suddenly becomes a a Space Hotel company on one of Musk's whims I'd rightly be angry and litigious after selling because my investment thesis no longer held.
TSLA is what it's always been....a "smoke and mirrors" company. But the YOLO bros will keep bidding it up, cuz YOLO🤣
He is already trying to save TSLA by merging with SpaceX -the hot item on the menu.
someday we’ll find out that Elon is just using his wealth to manipulate TSLA’s price so that it unlocks his compensation bonuses so that he gains more wealth with which to manipulate TSLA’s price, and nothing will be done about it
just a reminder, when TSLA previewed its Tesla Bot, it was just a dude dancing in a spandex suit.. https://preview.redd.it/nc3c9qwaxrgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac22102ccf23436c71b544c09fc669d55f89fa4d
ITT: people that money shorting TSLA lmao
Burry is right on TSLA all along. Burry "Tesla's market capitalization is ridiculous,overvalued today and has been for a good longtime. [As an aside. the Elon cult was all-in or electric cars until competition showed up, ther all-in on autonomous driving until competitior showed up, and now is all-in on robots - unti competition shows up.]"
$TSLA. Not selling at all. Worked for me since 2018. Go on downvote me cause that’s all keyboard warriors can do anyway. But my reality doesn’t change. Inverse Reddit has worked great for me.
TSLA is the most valuable company on earth and I'm willing to bet your life on it
China will have one way before TSLA can sell its first bots.
your strategy works with TSLA. Buy dips and sell when it reaches all-time-high again, guaranteed money printer
Lol, I've been a software engineer in silicon valley for 17 years. I don't know shit about electric cars or rockets, so I just assumed he knew what he was talking about when he was speaking behalf of Tesla and SpaceX. Then I heard him talk about distributed systems architecture at a public town hall he was hosting on a Twitter Spaces event in 2022. He spoke about it with the same level of confidence as he does during TSLA earnings calls. I realized right then, that he was a fraud. I've been working on distributed systems at Google and Meta for over a decade at that point, and it was plainly obvious he didn't know what he was talking about.
MSFT had a great quarterly report and their stock tanked... TSLA had a terrible quarter and their stock went up... it's feels and vibes.
Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers. While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct. I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU). Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer. ⸻ THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION) 🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮) Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS. Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸 MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol. ⸻ WHY NOW? Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation” Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware This is exactly when WSB history books get written. ⸻ THE PLAY 💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY ⸻ THE RISK Could I lose everything? Yes. Could I be right? Also yes. Would I rather be early than late? ABSOLUTELY. If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm. MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN
Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers. While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct. I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU). Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer. ⸻ THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION) 🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮) Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS. Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸 MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol. ⸻ WHY NOW? Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation” Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware This is exactly when WSB history books get written. ⸻ THE PLAY 💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY ⸻ THE RISK Could I lose everything? Yes. Could I be right? Also yes. Would I rather be early than late? ABSOLUTELY. If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm. MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN
TSLA hasnt been behaving rationally for so long now that it feels like pure gambling. Ive never held tsla, just watched it in astonishment as it failed to move in ways that made sense. Someone make it make sense.
Yeah but if you value TSLA based on actual car sales and projected future sales, the stock is worth ~$35–and I’m being generous there on the PE ratio for a car company. A decade ago when their valuation had a hint of connection to fundamentals, it was based on the future promises of FSD, among other things.
Those are the people who buy puts at a TSLA quarterly report and are surprised that TSLA +10% because Elon announces sex ai robot android humanoids.