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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA and MSTR. Put your whole account on those two. I am a TRADER
How many publicly traded companies does he have outside of TSLA? Some people will win big on the SpaceX IPO, other people will get hurt. Both groups are most likely retarded.
Is my 03/20 TSLA 410C fucked up？
Any chance that TSLA touches $398 tomorrow?
CVNA and TSLA are the 2026 version(s) of Enron.
Imagine how hard TSLA would have joined with those MSTR earnings numbers
TSLA, PLTR, AMD all have a pretty irrationally exuberant valuation. NVDA too to some extent.
all in consumer staples and TSLA puts - doing fucking fantastic!
# Imagine TSLA gets bankrupt in the next 6 months.
TSLA will have its breakout moment. Musk always pulls it off. 🤌🏼
Based on your username, it can only be TSLA
Crash won't end until $TSLA is appropriately valued as a $4 stock
Bruh its now in the 60s. Walmart has a PE in the 40s, and lets not even talk about PLTR and TSLA.
the real issue is capex for AI by big tech. TSLA is just it's own thing. I don't understand it. CAPEX is ridiculous
Microsoft only up 13% in the past year, AMZN only up 19% in the past year, META only up 27.42% in the last year, AAPL TSLA GOOGL NVDA are barely off ATH. Should be plenty of room to drop right? See how dumb that sounds or no
Just buy TSLA, that stock seems immune to bad news.
Microsoft only 13% away from 52 week low, AMZN only 19% away from 52 week low, META 27.42% away from 52 week low. Apple, TSLA, GOOGL and NVDA are far too close to ATH then ATL. So, there should be plenty more downside in QQQ/SPY right?
I've been saying TSLA is overvalued since 2014. Should've just bought, I'd be banging a robot in a cyber truck by now.
Yes (I am short TSLA)
> but to suggest it's a bigger bubble than tech is madness lmao. This. XOM generates $28B income (with low oil prices) at a $600B market cap. Chevron generates $12B income at $360B market cap. In comparison: * PLTR generates $1.6B income at $300B market cap * TSLA generates $3B income at $1.4T market cap * AVGO generates $23B income at $1.4T market cap during the peak of the AI boom.
I miss the Friday TSLA pumps.
Nope. Still a TON of overpriced companies out there. I mean, how is TSLA $1.5T?!?
Google ain’t doodoo either. The rest though I agree are doodoo. Elon is eventually going to convince shareholders and the government to let TSLA buy SpaceX/xAI post merger. Maybe not soon, but down the road.
This is completely false, I can't stand the internet is filled with false information. First of all you can't calculate the top 10 for the last 10 years because the "top 10" changes everyday. Second If you take the current top 10 you will find out that article is shit: SPX - 250% NVDA - 27.000% TSLA - 2.800% AAPL - 1.000% AVGO - 2.200% GOOGL - 800% MSFT - 650% META - 500% AMZN - 650% WMT - 500% BRK-A - 280%
Is Elon not being cool enough for the rapist island bullish or bearish for TSLA?
Full porting TSLA calls tomorrow cause why not
Need NVDA at 180 and TSLA at 410 to feel good… May have to cut my losses and use that money for leaps. Looks like we are at the start of a bear 🐻 market, just hoping we see a small recovery and I can sell my calls before then
Canada going Chinese will hit TSLA hard. We are one of the largest customer bases.
Genuine question.. what's the reason behind this massive fall of tech stocks and shall I sell my stocks at available price and exit the game or stay quiet and watch? I invested almost 40k in TSLA at the moment. Please guide me.
How is TSLA not at 200 already with this sell-off? This was always the first to die
Im saying its a discount because the mass panic sell off has oversold, and now theres a shit load of people on the sidelines waiting to jump back in. I don't believe in anything except money, and when BTC eventually surges, so will MSTR. I think crypto as a concept is a fking scam/pyramid scheme, that doesn't stop me from owning some because I like money, and seeing how TSLA is still overpriced as shit, and scammers are everywhere, it will rise again. Why MSTR instead of BTC? Because MicroStrategy is more leveraged than crpyto. there will be more growth when the surge comes. the only question is how low the bottom will be.
Careful I got screwed holding TSLQ for a whole year waiting for TSLA to make sense
TSLA is still trading at a 400 PE.... Put seem like easy money
Have ptsd from the V so I sold a lot of my 2/6 puts at close. bout to miss out on a few k at least. SLV/QQQ/TSLA. :(
TSLA’s a many-year-old company with sales, manufacturing, tech, etc.. I’m talking about year-old companies that in the late 90s were IPO-ing with no real revenue. That avenue doesn’t exist today, so the risk is not concentrated in public markets for these hype companies.
Tesla below $400 finally. I hope TSLA bulls lose everything.
Yup. The hype cycle is not new. I remember when TSLA was unstoppable & people would buy ANYTHING in the EV sector. CCIV/LCID & RIVN were all huge. NIO & XPEV for the China market. But people were buying ridiculous companies like NKLA that never made a single vehicle. There was one that looked like little single person rocket ships. EV started fading in favor of quantum computing. Now AI. It’s hard to time the market, but these little hype bubbles can be a great play as long as you get out when the hype starts dying off.
Mag companies minus TSLA making enormous profits and growing rapidly.
How else could we artificially inflat TSLA share price. It's already being subsidized by all of our 401ks
Yeah just enough for me to break even on cash secured puts I sold on TSLA 2x
Thought TSLA was a tech co bro. Every tech is plunging and this bs with the nand memory are stabilizing. Wtf man?! Somebody fucking help me with hood, mstr, and fucking bitch ass iren. All good time must come to an end. Fuck it! DCA and calls!
Nice! I had a solid AAPL scalp yesterday, great morning breakout. When there is buying pressure it’s so strong, reminds me of TSLA on a good day
PLTR now back down to 70 forward PE when is TSLA's time? still 160 forward PE
TSLA not gonna have Bitcoin to show a profit on next earnings 👀
Today was my first time buying calls on TSLA. Talk about timing the market
??? How would in any way would suggesting he pay a high price and keep the price high indicated I am long in TSLA? If I was holding long, I would want him to buy at that price.
TSLA is going to join the party real soon and crash real hard, it's the most overvalued Mag 7 stock
Make that mag1.....Apple is now a subsidiary of Guhgl....and TSLA is a ponzi scheme...
As long as TSLA doesn't mirror Fords P/E Ration, the markets are still overheated.
when mango is out of office i predict $TSLA at $30-40 range
Haha, my long dated TSLA put spreads are finally in the green, I’ll just place them in front of my worthless SPY put spreads so I don’t have to look at them.
TSLA stock is a cryptocurrency.
Dead serious…Guy I know took a loan out to buy $1 million on TSLA at $439, $100k PLTR at $169, and $100k IREN at $58. I might give him a call tomorrow and see how things are going.
I'm down hard this week for sure but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to make to see MSTR, PLTR, and TSLA go down in flames too.
a MAG7 that isnt TSLA missing?? Thats just embarassing.
Could’ve shorted any company in the Nasdaq and been up huge but I chose TSLA the most overvalued and it’s barely moved
Sold META and buying PLTR TSLA AMD BTC ETH HOOD ORCL and a small amount of APP
TSLA will moon on MSTR earnings
I‘m a real regard. Full port into CRWV AMD TSLA HOOD PLTR GOOG and AVGO. Yeah don’t forget BTC and ETH
We are nowhere near a bottom with TSLA still trading at 360 P/E
Can TSLA finally give Up and die? This company hast No value and should Stop clinging to 395
its less than 0.1% of their capital lol. and sorry, the reason TSLA is going to burn has 0 connection to bitcoin. if anything, go now LONG bitcoin and SHORT tsla.
##time to rotate back into safety boys, you know what I'm talkin bout, that's right, DEEP OTM TSLA CALLS
Wait my TSLA call expires Monday So there a chance
Even TSLA at 360PE is outperforming MSFT.
TSLA market cap also includes some of the Bitcoin market cap for the double dumb play
i should just fullport 3 positions equally: LONG GOOGL SHORT TSLA BITCOIN if you regards do vote up more than 50x im gonna do it right now.
its green? you no kidding me? halleluljah. i was gonna not look into the port again today but now i reconsider. TSLA still red, right? RIGHT? please say yes.
Why would he way way way overpay for TSLA shares??? Musk is not going to pay 420 dollars a share for a business that returns 1 dollar per share per year. (He wants investors to do that instead) What advantage does this have to him unless he personally has the cash in SpaceX to buy it outright and then pay out the shareholders at that price. (Of which he gets a massive payout) SpaceX will not have the cash like that BTW. And more so, even if it did, being the large ownership Musk has in it, do you think he will want that money to go towards a car company that makes about 1 dollar per share per year? Stop repeating this nonsense as it just props the price at 420. If I actually thought he would do it at that price, I would be investing in Tesla right now.
TSLA calls for tomorrow at magic marijuana number
Time to strangle TSLA. This bitch will explore the order book one way or another
It’s one of the reason I maintain a short on TSLA while constantly trading it. The only time I’ve ever closed it out was when he and orange were telling each other to F off, about $200 per share. I add and subtract a share every 5% up or down. It’s the least I can do since I own this 💩 in Spy.
I will never understand how the fuck TSLA is at 400
TSLA, CVNA… those seem to be treading water somehow…
You are wrong with both stocks. PLTR is 88%. TSLA is 1%.
# No company deserves to be bankrupt more than TSLA. Not even NVDA comes close.
[https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/holders/](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/holders/) 0,023 % of market cap in avg. daily volume traded Big Baller-Boys hodl billions and billions in $TSLA - if one of them suddenly was about to throw their shares on the market, it would immediately tank into bottomless pit, and all of their "friends" assets as well. It's a sponge that sucks up "stupid money" as long as nobody questions it, and no big boy is selling. If small boy is selling, the big hodlers will suck up the money .. black cock owns 83 billion in Tesla.. that's like owning all of Mercedes-Benz and Epstein island.
Musk's line in the sand for TSLA-- 400--- very obvious he is buying to save the stock
Born just in time to witness the magnificent retardation that is the price action of TSLA
When will TSLA invent a Fusion reactor?
There's just no shot we see TSLA go green today right? That would make absolutely zero sense.
I get your point and for sure he will do some shit, but SpaceX doesn't have the money to buy TSLA, not unless the IPO goes to the moon, I guess.
Yes. The stock price is completely divorced from the fundamentals. The same with TSLA. The difference here is no one knows Peter Thiel or Alex Karp, so there aren't a bunch of fan boys propping up the stock. This begs the question: then who is propping up the stock? The CIA?
TSLA so going green today isn’t it
He seems to have calculated this well... acquiring $TSLA (even on loan a la Twitter) could trigger his $1T comp. package. The man could be worth $2-3T inside of 2026/2027 if he pulls a rabbit out of the hat.
Not sure if it's relevant, but TSLA share ownership is about 48% institutional investors and 36% retail investors. (source: [capital.com](https://capital.com/en-eu/analysis/tesla-shareholder-who-owns-the-most-tsla-stock), [The Economist](https://archive.is/fzpv9#selection-1219.24-1233.13), Oct./Nov. 2025).
I'm thinking TSLA calls, but I've been wrong before and have 10 years of carry forward losses to prove it.
Buy Tesla now, before it goes back to $420–$430. Take profit if you are up +$15 per share. Do not wait. Don’t chase the market. Even after you sell, you might see it going up. But TSLA won’t go over $500. Split stocks never go that high again. Wait for another drop. Always buy when it drops dip $15–$20 per share and let it work. Tesla, Google, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft—the big tech stocks that move up and down.You can opens a margin account to short them at the highest points. Do not use all your funds on both regular and margin positions. Also you can do it with semiconductor stock. Which is the same thing. Up and down. Buy when drop 5% or more then only sell when profit shows the total of that stock is 5% or more. Repeat.
Why my TSLA cheerleaders at
TSLA to 410 MU to 430 and GOOGL to 335 thank you for your attention to this matter
TSLA don’t touch 400 dump down to 385 pls ty
It's fantastically irritating that TSLA is in the S&P 500 and thus so many index funds.
TSLA is now back to where it was in November 2021