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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Mentions
Buy TSLA semi-trucks are entering high volume production🚀🚀🚀
The one day I don’t trade SPY puts, it prints. Dicked around with TSLA puts instead & loss
Fundamentals SHOULD drive valuation. But that has not been consistently true in this sector (or the market as a whole) for a while. The number of stocks with consistently good financials that don't move anywhere. Companies like TSLA and SpaceX with valuations many dozens of times larger than earnings. Meme stocks. Etc. TRLV being the heaviest in medical also has a major hand in their performance in recent months (I said uplisting has a major hand, not the only hand). But they also stand to be pushed further back in the line if AU gets rescheduled as well
My win loss rate is literally at 50/50. My average win is $40, my average loss is $200. I'm $800 in the hole. I have $100k buying power, but I'm treating risk management as if I only have $16K. So for this episode I'm down 5%. Do I consider this standard or acceptable for a long term plan, or should I bail before I'm burnt? Win rate 50%, 10 trades Total closed P&L −$848.43 — Wins total +$198.91 (avg +$39.78) — Losses total −$1,047.34 (avg −$209.47) NOK Bear Call +$52.17 JOBY Covered Call +$31.00 NU Bull Put +$73.74 MARA Bear Call +$38.00 NU Covered Call +$4.00 INTC Bear Call −$112.00 MARA BWC −$52.00 RIVN Bearish Debit −$39.34 TSLA Bear Call −$300.00 IBIT Iron Condor −$505.00 INTL gapped hard, TSLA may have gapped as well. As for IBIT, I was not fundamentally expecting the trio of gaps, as I was looking for Sept/Oct for bitcoin activity. In my head, the IBIT was my most attractive play. None of those three where manageable whatsoever. Once gapped, they where full loss. Most of the winners required some management, but where manageable and did not reach full profit.
TSLA that’s actually disgusting… if you’re not going to give us 420.69 elon isn’t going to give us sex robots and destroy the US’ soft power abroad again
Jesus TSLA pull up, daddy Elon needs you to bail out SPCX in a few months
So is TSLA cooked or is it going to get back to the ATHs? I feel like it might be cooked, I’m pretty skeptical on the sex robots and robotaxi pivot…
Bought TSLA 455C at 348.95 at $75 per, two minutes later TSLA was at 349.35 and my calls were down at $70 per
Elon needs SPCX above $200 if he really wants to do the things he is setting out to do, including the merger with TSLA. The fact it cannot even get above $150 must have him shitting his pants. What a disaster
TSLA chart showing blue moving average (9 day) big resistance against the red moving average (50 day) with catalysts in the next couple months.. it was trading upwards in a nice channel for the last month.. but I just made this up.. and added a nice picture to go along with it.. happy trading. https://preview.redd.it/0zzncth0wplh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ae350386fa1ee7227713950288e1c3de9f96a2
GooGoo dolls are peak music. TSLA 370 eow
Hell, it's TSLA so it could happen, but I don't think you gave it enough time. And what's the break even on this? It's going to need to go well beyond $400 to pay for the theta. Should have sold puts instead of buying calls.
It's cheap for a reason...You made a leveraged bet on TSLA because of 'vibes'. It is what it is.
Are you saying I should short TSLA and SPCX?
https://preview.redd.it/7ykzbzrlvmlh1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbbf0f13bf2a6a9c72d614d09dc86d4b677ba24 $TSLA darkpool tape. 🧐🤔🤨
Im extremely bullish maxed out Margin GOOG META RKLB AMZN AVGO RDDT and TSLA
Aight I bought more. I also believe Aurora could someday move into driverless cars and just leapfrog TSLA and Waymo because of their current technology and data.
lmao quick sell before it goes down more and buy TSLA calls !!
As long as TSLA and SPCX continue trading at absurd valuations then I disagree that stupid money is drying up.
Damnit, why didnt I sell my TSLA calls
Sep 4 TSLA calls it not too late
Bullish on TSLA. they got that showcase next week
Odds of TSLA filling that gap this week?
So TSLA just does whatever it wants huh
every fucking TSLA earnings call since 2019
So TSLA was crazy for like 3 hours and now its just behaving? BS
The most annoying thing about TSLA is that there’s no rhyme or reason to its movements it just does shit
TSLA with the Michael Scott snip snap
**BanBet Lost** — /u/memoryisntram (2W - 1L, 67%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $334.91 → $240.00 | -28.3% | 2w | Lost |
TSLA wants to rip but market is gay today
NVDA reports tomorrow. Yesterday tech sold off and the Dow went up. Rotation or nerves? Monday's tape looked odd to me. Nasdaq 100 -0.97%, Nasdaq Composite -0.76%, S&P -0.28%, but the Dow +0.26%. NVDA -3%, MU -6%, TSLA -4%, AMD -3.5%, AVGO -3%. Brent -2.35%, gold sitting near $4,700. Two reads I keep going back and forth on: Bull read: nobody actually ran for the exits. Money left the AI names and went into old-economy stuff, which is what pre-event repositioning looks like. A 3% move two days before earnings on a stock the whole market is waiting on isn't unusual. Bear read: MU being the worst of the group is the interesting part. That's the supply chain, not the headline name, and it fits the "is AI capex earning a return" question that's been hanging around for months. Gold testing a breakout doesn't scream relaxed either. NVDA's sitting between roughly $205-210 and $220-225. Feels like the print settles which read was right. Not asking whether to buy or sell. Curious what others make of the Dow diverging like that going into an NVDA report plus Jackson Hole in the same week.
NVDA reports tomorrow. Yesterday tech sold off and the Dow went up. Rotation or nerves? Did some research to figure it out. Monday's tape looked odd to me. Nasdaq 100 -0.97%, Nasdaq Composite -0.76%, S&P -0.28%, but the Dow +0.26%. NVDA -3%, MU -6%, TSLA -4%, AMD -3.5%, AVGO -3%. Brent -2.35%, gold sitting near $4,700. Two reads I keep going back and forth on: Bull read: nobody actually ran for the exits. Money left the AI names and went into old-economy stuff, which is what pre-event repositioning looks like. A 3% move two days before earnings on a stock the whole market is waiting on isn't unusual. Bear read: MU being the worst of the group is the interesting part. That's the supply chain, not the headline name, and it fits the "is AI capex earning a return" question that's been hanging around for months. Gold testing a breakout doesn't scream relaxed either. NVDA's sitting between roughly $205-210 and $220-225. Feels like the print settles which read was right. Not asking whether to buy or sell. Curious what others make of the Dow diverging like that going into an NVDA report plus Jackson Hole in the same week.
would you buy TSLA today?
Why do people own TSLA?
glad swing these balls. Whoops I ment $TSLA calls.
I more fear of TSLA more down pressure
TSLA calls. That one's free
Sells TSLA, buys MSTR
You wanna feel alive ehh. 0dte TSLA puts on Wednesday.
Go online and place orders for Tesla cars, watch graph go up Buy TSLA poots Go back online, cancel the orders Wait till deliveries report, watch stock crash Sell poots ***Everything in this world is a part of my game.***
Thank you TSLA CCs for expiring worthless again.
Why tf did I even buy TSLA
isn't TSLA testing a rocket today or some
Buying TSLA 0dte calls on the bottom of this drop and then scoring big is amazing. The only problem is you normally don't know where the bottom is and can get easily -90% fucked.
Here comes TSLA with the scam candles lol
Elon is getting crushed. TSLA down big, SPCX can't even get above IPO price. He's really lost his fastball
https://preview.redd.it/d5n8iyncfdlh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=33c54891b8cd8d28c315cb7424907382ee563eb9 $TSLA I think the big guy is 86
They lost a senior AI engineer, one of the guys working on autopilot. Which... \*shrug\* but TSLA being up at all is already bullshit, so if it's good enough to dump goog it's good enough for tsla
sold my TSLA puts now going all in short BTC
Fuck you bulls, but fuck you TSLA bulls most of all
TSLA gonna rocket into close lol that RSI is TOO low
How much more can TSLA dump
$TSLA finally the almost top open a short before this nonsense Cybercrab event pump that ain’t gonna do shit
Fucking Ford has more net income than TSLA by a large margin.
TSLA market cap $1.4 trillion TSLA 2026 net income \~$4.1 billion Samsung market cap $1.2 trillion Samsung 2026 net income \~$210 billion 👍
TSLA fighting for its life not to dump
I use TSLA as a indicator of where SPY will be in 10 mins lmao
Can’t believe I could’ve just bought shares in TSLA and been fine
How low can TSLA go :pepeuwu:
TSLA valuation is starting to make sense. They sell hope with a dash of nothing and P/E is only 320
Money lake evaporated by all AI and US bonds, shares offering, circular funding issue. Same goes to NBIS and TSLA, they have increased spending
Next 2 weeks seems like all dumping AI, robotics stocks. Too much corporate bonds issue. Avoid TSLA, crwv, SNDK, NVDA and NBIS etc
if TSLA is not down -5% tomorrow im going to fucking lose it ! :wow:
Blame every guy who ever bought TSLA calls
GEX assumptions fall apart when you’re dealing with single stock options like NVDA or TSLA. sPX is fine though
Holding SPY $772 puts, TSLA $377.5 puts, JETS $30.5 puts, MRNA $80 puts😝
They didn't have qe and this level of corruption, look at TSLA, SPCX, CVNA etc.All bull crap going to the moon.
I fucking told you regards last week but you didn't listen. TSLA CALLS ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠋⠀⠿⠇⠉⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣶⣶⣾⡿⠟⢿⣷⣶⣶⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢀⣴⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣷⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣴⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀ ⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆ ⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿ ⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿ ⠀⠻⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⡟⠁ ⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⠛⠻⢿⣿⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠉
I hope you also bought TSLA puts😝
https://preview.redd.it/01dgjy39xykh1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9915de697de5534308e3d2e4370d194c49bf4c7c Had similar thing happen to me but surprisingly 25 call options sold automatically by Robinhood at 3:30 pm. By 4 pm I thought they were worthless! After making 600 same day with TSLA call options prior to this I bought back in at 2 pm. Never doing that again. Started with $80 so can’t be too upset.
All the political hate on Elon had me fear sell TSLA at $220 for a massive loss. Never bet against Elon.
The bull case isn’t really about the car business anymore. At this valuation, buyers are underwriting autonomy, robotics, energy and future optionality. That can work if those businesses scale, but it also means TSLA is priced far more on future execution than current fundamentals. The real question is how much of that future is already in the price.
Rotation, follow the money. Just be mindful rotation can last as little as a single day. If you consider TSLA an old mag7 well that did well too.
I'm long TSLA. Essentially I think robotaxi is going to change transportation as we know it. I think we can still see new all time highs before the end of the year.
Addon: bond market no one buy. Corporate AI junk debt snowballing. TSLA burning money too
TSLA does not trade on fundamentals, it trades on various catalysts and technical analysis. I'm sometimes a bull and sometimes a bear, but I'd not invest in this stock right now. TSLA being a large component in a SP500 helps a lot in a bull market and when we had a down year last time in 2022 Tesla was actually doing well fundamentals wise. I'm kinda afraid that next bear market will be really rough for Tesla if the EV price wars persists.
Basically whenever Elon goes crazy on X saying some BS is when you should have known TSLA is going to announce some good news
> 8/28 - The World Humanoid Robot Games international competition for humanoid robots will begin late on Friday at the Beijing National Speed Skating Oval. The second edition includes 1,301 competition sessions across 51 events, 30 athletic competitions, and 21 real-world, scenario-based challenges. The humanoid robot sector has seen a burst of investor interest following the high-profile Unitree Robotics IPO and more promises from Tesla (TSLA) on the potential of its Optimus product. There better be sexbots present.