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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA +5% at open
well yes, some of the green levies have been stripped, but we knew this when the stock increased nearly 40% for some reason over last 6 months. TSLA does not obey any of the rules of the market
It's all about FSD not sales. Elmo literally said if you don't believe FSD you should sell. This reminds me of people kept selling "but it still sells cars at cost" when apparently Model 3 and Y were big hit TSLA bears must be the most uneducated bears of all time, always focus on the wrong things
Time to add another 100 trillion to TSLA because this is good news for for supply and demand…
Even the options picks are so garbage I’m genuinely pissed off. Why didn’t she just do some popular like SPY, NVDA, TSLA,…? Like wtf are these CNC, DPRO,… bro just buy the fucking share tf 😂no other choice than just exercising because no one buying these bs from the other side
Here are your numbers for 4pm Monday 1/5. TSLA 427.37, NVDA 189.93, AMZN 228.43, SLV 69.34, SPY 684.67, MU 321.98, AMD 238.12
You mean 3 posts about TSLA that are repeatedly posted about every week. So damn annoying.
Until bull market or something else fucks you over. Options are gay. Yeah I’m dumb and gay cuz it’s fun but dint kid yourself. How about you buy puts on $TSLA, each the stock tank and still lose all your money lol.
Fuck it TSLA CALL NEXT WEEK NEED MY BAGS, lord Elon do what you need to do
Hm, very incisive. I, after intense study, have got a list of 7 obscure stocks that I think might outperform about 99% of the S/P 500: MSFT TSLA NVDA AAPL AMZN META GOOG
Over 5000 stock listed on the exchanges, yet every week someone has to give their "take" on TSLA. And this one is even using technical analysis, the tea leaves of investing.
But seriously , what should correct prices for TSLA ? 🤣
I don’t own any Apple, but I do find that funny… TSLA trades at a 300+ P/E ratio and has declining sales. I feel a lot more confident that Apple will be here in 50 years than I do about Tesla.
Guys do we think MU can hit 350 next week? Is now a good time to invest? Why is TSLA so high, PE is unrealistic??? Should I short now?
TSLA HOOD COIN DraftKings ORCL PLTR UH McDonald's Pepsi
TSLA…their CEO is one of the worst people in the world.
>This is one of the best markets I have EVER seen in my life, it reminds of early January 2020 right before the Covid crash. Anyone else remember that period? SPCE tripled in like 3 weeks, and TSLA doubled. u/pooterssssssssss You know what the crazy thing about 2020 is? Covid was the most acute and devastating economic downturn in history. Although GD was much longer, for a brief period it Covid was much worse in speed of economic contraction (-33% GDP) and speed of unemployment (22M jobs lost in a few weeks). But as long as you didn't panic sell, once money printer went brrrr 2020 was almost +20% in returns.
This is one of the best markets I have EVER seen in my life, it reminds of early January 2020 right before the Covid crash. Anyone else remember that period? SPCE tripled in like 3 weeks, and TSLA doubled.
Fuck TSLA. I'm going to be bulk buying BYD shares starting Monday. I'll be drowning in BYD shares, people will be calling me P BYDDY
Guess what META logo actually is.. gay booties.. It's wearing those lulu lemon split booty yoga pants and grinding on the TSLA robots.. MSFT is out there watching this shit like a total beta..
Waymo gonna be shut down within the next 3 years cause TSLA will overtake
Bruh... TSLA got gay sex robots, MAX gay...
Agreed, the TSLA Self-Riding Sex Robot is years away and its being priced like its been riding for decades
Correction: TSLA is in the “steaming pile of dog shit” sector
The Great Eight Stocks The top eight companies in the S&P 500 by market capitalization. 1. NVIDIA (NVDA) • Market Cap: $4.63 trillion Stock Analysis 2. Apple (AAPL) • Market Cap: $4.04 trillion Stock Analysis 3. Microsoft (MSFT) • Market Cap: $3.62 trillion Stock Analysis 4. Alphabet (Combined: GOOG + GOOGL) • Market Cap:• GOOG: $3.79 trillion Stock Analysis • GOOGL: $3.78 trillion Stock Analysis • Combined (unique company): ~$3.79 trillion (Market cap is the same company; share classes differ only by voting rights.) 5. Amazon (AMZN) • Market Cap: $2.49 trillion Stock Analysis 6. Meta Platforms (META) • Market Cap: $1.67 trillion Stock Analysis 7. Broadcom (AVGO) • Market Cap: $1.67 trillion Stock Analysis 8. Tesla (TSLA) • Market Cap: $1.03 trillion (from StockAnalysis list position) Stock Analysis
5.2% drop in delivery means 5.2% increase in stock. TSLA up 5% on monday! And if Elon gets a fresh batch of ketamine then 10% by end of week.
When I made money buying TSLA, I'd throw parties with my wife and kids.
TSLA has delivered returns for six years now. It will certainly continue to generate even more profits.
TSLA will go down from now, EU, US is going back to ICE, only GYNA loves electric cars (as they should be because they can't compete in ICE market) . and Elon, he loves Space more than anything else, he will leave TSLA just like he did with PYPL.
I’m short TSLA the amount of shares I own indirectly thru ETF’s. I truly have *zero exposure* … perfect
How much more abuse can TSLA shareholders take? The CEO is completely off the rails deranged, promises of robot cars replacing humans is always "coming soon", its car sales keeps dropping quarter to quarter. I'm betting some angel or activist investor buys enough shares to shift power away from the Elon personal circle of major shareholders to have enough corporate votes to oust Musk as CEO
My YTD so far:-2.6% Thanks TSLA
TSLA is full self driving money into my pocket.
Amazing how many people believe TSLA has a robotic/AI future. This is the company that has failed to deliver FSD for an eternity.
How many robotaxis and humanoid sold would justify current TSLA valuation and comp package? I mean, BYD is already #1, and looking at the Chinese robot YT clips...things seem to end up as usual in terms of production scale.
There you go. You are playing two cult stocks in TSLA and PLTR. I would humbly suggest that doing the wheel on stocks that can bound by 15% on a given Tuesday will always be super risk for the wheel. But I am a chicken to lose money and an idiot. So, I could be 100% wrong about the risk / reward
That’s a massive part of the learning process is underlying selection. I don’t sell on TSLA. My filters include stocks and ETFs under $100
I like the recent TSLA trend. Any MMs here? Are you guys offloading prior to Jan28 earnings date?
Will TSLA meme hype transition to SpaceX?
TSLA calls gotta be ok right?
For real, TSLA needs to drill harder
For PLTR to dump like that while TSLA only loses 2% is a fucking joke
Long TSLA, short RIVN I guess. 🤮
Who ate with those TSLA puts. The mayhem may continue tomorrow stay tuned.
I'll bet you one TSLA autographed by Elon himself a self-riding Sex Robot
Over the past couple of weeks I’ve been assigned several stocks as the market has been dropping, which has caused some margin pressure. For example, I sold 2 lots of TSLA at 480 and ended up getting assigned, and now it’s trading around 440. The same thing happened with UBER and PLTR.
Made $6k today. Used $1k for TSLA calls next week. Had to give a little back for the retards that got wiped out on day one.
TSLA is a bigger bitch than DOGE Prove me wrong
I saw someone say: With TSLA, stock is the product. It is so true. Shit doesn't make any sense.
PLTR and TSLA ded money
The Chinese firms like BYD are all going to eat each other, then TSLA will eat the winner.
TSLA headlines today: Deliveries drop for 3rd consecutive quarter, falls under estimates, Tesla overtaken by BYD as top manufacturer Also TSLA headlines today: Goldman raises price target from $400 to $420 *I hate this fucking company, I hate this company so goddamn much*
TSLA Tower Moscow coming soon!
BYD just sold more EV cars than TSLA.
TSLA is a meme stock at this point. It doesn't move rationally.
My damn TSLA calls 😰
TSLA calls for next week.. 440 strike for relief bounce..
No matter what happens with TSLA, this company is going to be a case study in the future
All in on TSLA 2x stock. If it goes to $650 by mid of year I rich, if it crashes then me broke af
16% decline isn’t too shabby considering the previous quarter was the end of the federal tax credit. I bought my second one in September. Absolutely amazing car. $TSLA 🚀
!banbet TSLA $449 38m
At least TSLA can move $40 in a day. Fucking NVDA is an option sellers paradise. I’ve been selling hella naked calls for weeks and banking.
TSLA calls on this dump a gift
Watching AMZN and TSLA get pushed down while DJT, pretend money, and shiny rocks get bid up is pure entertainment. Welcome to 2026!
Tesla has really yet to prove that they can market something that really works. Tesla cars are full of faults. FSD is still not working after Musk have said for years: next year, next year. Robots? We still really havent seen them, have we? We are only being told: next year, next year. Musk is only promises, not delivering a goddamn thing. You do you. I dont do TSLA.
TSLA going back to $495 next week wouldn’t even be surprising. Half expected actually
Which actually means TSLA going to the moon. Thems the rules
Covered my TSLA short even more. -137% in TSLA, 72% in ETFs, 165% in cash.
Not good time. Karma is catching up to Musk. TSLA going sub $400 coming very soon.
We all want TSLA to drop to where it should be but we don't want SPY to drop. Can't have both...
If TSLA V's to green for absolutely no reason I'll be so pissed..
TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for pretentious conformists.
TSLA back to 420.69 and PLTR back to $153. Just not sure how much I’m willing to bet on that.
Down 18k on TSLA fucked up bad
Burry saying he's not short on TSLA is what will make it crash
Tesla being down 7 days is quite bullish for the next 2 weeks $TSLA up 5 out of 5 times with an average gain of 13.7%
God I want to short TSLA and CVNA so bad
I get why TSLA is down but whatsup with MSFT
This is the flattest market in awhile. Spy is down less than 0.1% and TSLA only down 2.8% off of terrible deliveries. Do it market, jump off the cliff edge. Stop edging us
Kinda tempted to grab TSLA calls to ensure it goes below 400
So TSLA stock is like $30 from car sales . And the other $400? From the useless robot?
could have bought 0dte ASTS calls like respected investor, instead I bought calls for META and TSLA
How is MU still pumping when everything is dumping? MU the new TSLA?
Cool that 447p TSLA I bought at 1.60 and sold for 6.00 is now 9.00….i have such pussy hands
100%. Their market share and sales keep dropping, and while the insane evaluation was supposed to be supported by them imminently being the world leader in self-driving taxis and robots, domestic companies like Waymo and Chinese competition have already surpassed them in both areas. TSLA investors aren’t behaving rationally and I don’t see things ending well for them in the end.
Bought more TSLA at 438.5, btfd.
MU is like TSLA was last week where we were all thinking wtf how?
Gonna have to wait until Feb to re-buy TSLQ because of the wash-sale rule. TSLA better stay up for a month.
Overall TSLA attracts significant emotions and feelings. I can absolutely empathize with this, I am still trying to figure out what millions of investors are focused on, because its clearly not just vehicle delivery numbers that are being factored in. If FSD is as successful as the anecdotes from friends, then that is huge as they’re achieving this without $100k+ of lidar equipment in every vehicle like Waymo. Most of this equipment is going to cost more in downstream maintenance, eating into profits. With this in mind, a few thousand $ of cameras, custom AI chips, and a profitable vehicle gives Tesla a lot of runway to do more interesting things in other arenas.
That was the sweep on TSLA
Tesla is down 7 days in a row. $TSLA has never gone down 8 days in a row before.