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Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
BOUGHT TSLA FOR EARNINGS TODAY - 400 calls expiring on FRIDAY - LETS HOPE THE CONFERENCE CALL GOES WELL
NEWS | Check Tesla's Expected Move Ahead of Earnings. What percentage move do you expect for TSLA after earnings?
If you had to choose one of TSLA or NVDA for the long term, which would you pick?
A $337K Bet on the Future: The AI Stack + Space Thesis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | April 20 2026
Any one else feel disappointed they didn’t make more on this rally?
I don't really know where this hype come from
$TSLA $700 to +$36,000 with 0dte calls within 1.5 hours.
I don't really know where this hype come from
So I Bought TSLA Puts Yesterday...
Do not buy Puts I repeat do not buy Puts!
Space X IPO 🔜 how do we actually max the SpaceX IPO money?
My trade sheet started looking way less stupid once I stopped chasing every stock like it owed me a 10x
Finding it easier to sit out trades lately anyone else?
Mentions
RKLB is overvalued but TSLA isn’t? Gtfo. It’s all nonsense. But yeah, you should load up on weeklies.
!banbet TSLA 447 1w
Elon just announce it. Send TSLA to 500 in the AH
"BREAKING: Elon Musk has reportedly discussed possibly folding Tesla, $TSLA, and SpaceX together, per CNBC" Surprise 🙄 Surprise 🙄
TSLA gives courtesy whiplash not for the faint at all mash it
SpaceX gonna absorb TSLA and get rid of those pesky voter privileges he’s had to deal with lmao
Have you heard of a company ticker symbol TSLA?
TSLA will run to $500 before September simply because it shouldn’t and makes no sense. Don’t fight it just ride it and follow the retards.
Letsfuckinggo TSLA moon
Elon has discussed merging TSLA and SpaceX. I think this is bullish for TSLA ahead of the SpaceX IPO. Obviously any TSLA acquisition will happen at a greater price than the market price. TSLA to 500 ahead of the SPCX IPO.
Problem is TSLA isn’t really treated as a car company anymore. Lot of Elon hopium around robotics / self driving / curing cancer etc. Rivian doesn’t have a cult leader unfortunately
Nailed it today, caught TSLA going right way saw it go up to +$1.5K and said "Nah" and ended day -$200.
Does TSLA go straight to $500 in AH when Elon announces the merger?
What will happen to TSLA when Elon announces the merger?
I had the buy button on MU and TSLA on the morning dip. I chose tsla. F
TSLA has had 5x $5 swings today... something's brewing
Something's brewing.... if he announces the TSLA merger that would be insane
Alright TSLA let's do the damn thing
Bad timing. TSLA puts and amd calls. Shit went other direction next day😭😭
TSLA is rippping up bc of spaceX too damn
I want to short TSLA again but it owns 20% of SpaceX and the odds of fuckery are high
What a rollercoaster ride with TSLA today
Mag7 mostly red except for GOOG, TSLA and AAPL. But none of those reach 1% green lmao so how are you evergreen
TSLA down 4.50 in 30 mins is just classic
TSLA breaks out, immediately falls $3
Please just pull TSLA under 430 real quick
I need TSLA to hit $800 before end of year!!!
Thought I timed the top for 0dte TSLA puts. FML
I wonder how WSB will handle TSLA 500
It doesn't take a genius to see. Look at the SPY/QQQ price action (indexes). Then look at clown stocks (like space stocks and TSLA).
I’m just praying for a TSLA rug
I knew I should have bought them TSLA calls at the bottom. Why the fuck am I a lil bitch
TSLA will carry the market
I need to TSLA to be at 450 on Friday. Am I cooked?
TSLA is still part of SPY right?
Of all things, I buy TSLA calls like a fucking idiot
TSLA stock price is more than MSFT, nutella should resign
Since Covid the stock market hasn’t been reasonable. You could have been “smart” and avoided both TSLA and nvidia, and if you were you missed out on like 2000% gains over the last 5 years.
TSLA and AMD, thank you for your service.
Damn was holding TSLA 0dtes. Was getting scared but exited at a nice gain
Lol TSLA right back to ATH. PE to 1000!
The trend is your friend. Valuation and charts are two different things. While yes, nothing says RKLB stock should be going up “financially”, it’s still carrying a bunch of momentum anyways so why try to catch the peak in hopes that goes down. Don’t be another one of those people who were buying leap puts TSLA in 2020-2021 and get rinsed because the “valuations” didn’t make sense for the price.
i noticed this on the TSLA chart. pattern from April 2026- now (1st pic) is replicating the pattern from march 2025 - now (2nd pic). basically, that 445 resistance is key. if it can break it, it'll reach all time highs probably within a week. if not, the stock is in for a continued crash (probably until the end of the year) https://preview.redd.it/y8by3g22jf3h1.png?width=1732&format=png&auto=webp&s=54efac8c8d89ebb7d7dcac47d7d1e2ae3475c4b9
I bought TSLA after Elon smoked weed with Joe Rogan.
amazing how upvoted this inaccurate analogy is. This analogy would only make sense if NVDA was overpriced with poor fundamentals like a TSLA or PLTR, which it never was - in this case "folding" is the *incorrect* play regardless of what happens. Your analogy would work with selling PLTR at like 100-120 or something, not NVDA in 2023. A more accurate analogy is selling NVDA at that point is like going all-in after hitting a set on the flop with no draws, when you could've roped others in longer for more money later on.
TSLA, AAPL, INFQ and IBM calls buying USO shares
Does anyone still rip TSLA options? Big swings?
Elon Musk also made that submarine for the cave. Calls on TSLA
Yes and if you look at the earnings TSLA pumped off of it because it was a surprise to the market they sold that much. Should be illegal
Good points to look out for. The other guy also mentioned potential TSLA sellers to pump SPCX which is also likely.
I don't think so but IMO watch how much SpaceX pump after IPO. If it pump good, then TSLA will pump hard when SpaceX and TSLA mergers (probably next year). When the news TSLA and SpaceX merger. Thats where you buying TSLA IMO.
TSLA to 450 following SPCX hype? Thoughts?
TSLA and SPCX are going to merge. Just watch.
The AI bubble can’t be completed without $TSLA going on a completely unhinged rip your face off rally for absolutely no reason so I tend to agree. Also embodied AI
the 394x on TSLA is worth unpacking a bit. the april 10-Q shows Q1 energy storage revenue up sharply year over year, and tesla just halted model S/X production at fremont to repurpose the line for optimus robots. so that multiple isn't really pricing "more car sales" - it's pricing a bet that three separate businesses (auto, energy, humanoid robotics) all hit simultaneously. comparing it to 18.5x for a financial on trailing earnings is apples to oranges because the earnings base is still mostly auto while the market is paying for optimus and AI upside. whether that justifies 394x is a separate debate, but framing it as "aggressive growth expectations vs the broader market" kind of understates how much the underlying thesis has shifted in the last two quarters. caught the fremont retooling filing on wiseek when it dropped.
I agree TSLA is insanely overpriced. But then there are companies like Google the remain really cheap. Last earnings call Google shared they were adding over $230 billion of new revenue in the next 24 months. I was curious and did a bit of research and no tech company has ever added that much revenue that quick ever before. But this Google Division has also had 11 straight quarters of increasing margins. But it is just one division at Google. Google has so many other things just killing it and they now are completely changing Search to be your agent.
Literally this. The only purpose for pumping $SPCX valuation so high is to absorb $TSLA. 🛰️ and 🚗 combined cash flows will be used as justification to backfill into $2.5T valuation (yes, PE multiple will still be literally astronomical). Most importantly to get rid of annoying $TSLA shareholder lawsuits and sec tweet embargo. Saw where he never has to actually ever make it to Mars or ever be fully awarded his RSUs. He’ll have control of them and be able to pledge them as collateral from Day 1.
German market has TSLA up $10 yesterday.
People will money flow into whatever is the latest trend. The SP500 maybe losing steam, look at MSFT, NVDA, AMZN, TSLA, etc. they are not making new highs anytime soon and they are a big chunk of the stocks that go into SP500 index value. You have some lower weighted stocks that might push a bit higher but they are stretched too, and don’t affect the index as much as the top weighted stocks do. It all needs to probably wait until next earnings quarter reports to see what happens next.
We've been waiting 6 years for TSLA to meet reality.
I am quite highly regarded but still not regarded enough to touch spacex anytime. It's going to be like TSLA but on crack.
INFQ TSLA AAPL and IBM I think perhaps. And unless oil futures drop below 90 buy the USO dip with shares. That’s just what I think for now. IBM might be a better long.
Redditors are always right. and the most fanatical ones right now are screaming about: TSLA, RKLB, ASTS, NBIS, GMEBAY, RDDT Keen to see how they go. Remind me! 3 years
I’d pay $2.50 for TSLA because it generates revenue and profit. SPCX is a money loser and has no path to profitability. For two decades people said launch was high cost, low margin and the SpaceX fan boys said “nah bro, Leon is making billions and wait until they open the books!!” Books are open and it’s a shit show.
The guy that ran up to $800M doing this and then lost it all. TSLA 0dte was his siren.
Ofc, still retarded price action Like Ive said if NVDA had TSLA P/E Jeson could just buy the S&P
🚨breaking - 95% details of a peace deal with a country with no military and no leadership includes: * Iran will get to enter into next Eurovision contest * US and Iran agree to a ceasefire but if any ships pass through the strait, Iran gets to shoot them * Iran agreed to buy 50% of TSLA at 50% discounted rates * US gets to claim victory amidst all of this
"I took a class in highschool" would probly get you in the 90s on its own. + Repping unemployment because "it gives me time to think about stuff" Kids gonna be a CFO at PLTR or TSLA by 2030, guaranteed.
I’d be very careful with that. With it getting pushing into indexes at 15 days they’ll be a lot of upward pressure and it’s likely going to end up a hype stock. Lot of people shorted TSLA when they thought it was too high and got wiped out waiting for that drop. Might be a fomo opportunity within those 2 weeks and then after when selling opens up more. I ain’t touching short selling on this.
Id argue Puts on TSLA and Calls on SPCX. This company will be seen as newer and more “futuristic” than a car company making shitty old electric cars. All the fan boys will dump TSLA for SpaceX cause its cooler and flashier and Elon has way more riding on it now. Eventually when TSLA stock drops Elon will have SPCX acquire it for half cash and half stock.
When I invested in TSLA starting in 2013. All people did was give me red flags and lectures on why not to Now I’m a multimillionaire…
I think it might. His TSLA cultists are probably the only dumb-enough retail to buy this IPO. They will cash out the TSLA, to buy this garbage
See TSLA. If it collapses I am buying.
I’ll probably ignore it for many years like I did with TSLA
My hope is that the SpaceX IPO will pop the TSLA greater fool scam and that will bring it all crumbling down. Elon needs to go to jail.
Yes, I knew several people who lost their savings for shorting TSLA when it went IPO. They didn’t just shorted 3%, they kept doubling down convinced that TSLA was a scam. I didn’t buy TSLA because of these people (I have never shorted it though). I own them since 2020, full disclosure. The problem they kept doubling down convinced that the market had mispriced the stock. Don’t repeat their mistakes. Shorting against a public company in the index is very very dangerous!
Nuclear energy- I like $OKLO due to vertical integration and scalability via PPAs potential to be a future TSLA in terms of moat and market share, first mover on track for 2027/2028 deployment at Aurora-INL
*According to the SpaceX S-1 they bought bunches of the Cyber trucks from TSLA. Hmmm so lotsa the sales for one Elon company were purchases from another Elon company? Why does this sound so familar?*
how are my TSLA 427.5C looking boys?
I put money into INTC because I thought it was an actual good investment. It was valued appropriately based on their plans and potential future success. They are also important to American interests. I am not saying you could have guessed about INTC. I am saying that it is different from the other zombie companies that should have already collapsed by now. Companies like TSLA and MSTR are completely overvalued, and I feel like we are living in a fraud economy. Musk will lie to investors constantly, and he is able to get away with it. After all, he can just buy a pardon if he is ever caught.
That is dangerous, though. Look at Tesla. It has no fundamentals, but it is propped up by retirement accounts. We have zombie companies that are allowed to continue to exist due to our broken market. There are bets against such stocks that are not as dangerous as shorts. For example, if you wanted to bet against TSLA, you can invest TSLZ which gives you an in and out speculative action against the stock. However, there is also CRSH which uses an income strategy to bet against TSLZ without the risk to the individual retail investor.
I'm just hoping that it has a network effect that juices TSLA enough to make me want to finally ditch my last shares.
TSLA already at 435 on weeknd trading 450 Open by Tuesday
A lot of these growth stocks are extremely expensive. Is a part of the top 100 companies not volatile by nature? I make solid rocket motors as an aero grad. I’d rather rocket lab or spacex over TSLA at this point.
I can't wait to see people short TSLA and SpaceX at the same time. LOL