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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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60% weighted toward TSLA/SpaceX
TSLA is green in all this shit? What a 🤡 show
Her flagship fund, ARKK, is down 56% since hitting its high in 2021 on the back of one stock pick, TSLA. Meanwhile she continues to siphon off .75% of all assets as a fee for her "expert" stock picking ability. Even with the downturn in assets she is still worth $250M or so. Congratulations to all her account holders for enriching her so nicely.
Uh, it's definitely behaving in a way that correlates to free money supply (which is tightening). It's been volatile, but has been behaving 'rationally' given the parameters that affect it, meaning it's possible to make some predictions about price and to trade it (volatile assets obviously have a high degree of uncertainty about movements, especially those at longer timescales, but that's not the point). Also, you're speaking as if most Bitcoin were owned by the same sort of people who own TSLA or GME, but those are heavy on retail, and Bitcoin is very light on retail investors (for the last couple years, institutions and governments have owned more than individuals / retail investors). And the growth for the last two years has had almost nothing to do with retail investors since the amount owned by them has remained fairly constant. The rise at ATH reached in 2025 was basically a direct effect of the money coming in from institutional investors and governments.
Buying TSLA here. Shit won't go below 400 no matter what happens even if the company went bankrupt the stock would probably pump 20%.
Yeah, the two aren't remotely comparable except for their ludicrous valuations and unhinged CEOs. Regardless of the controversial business model of PLTR, it is not only growing, but accelerating growth, with robust profit margins. TSLA's revenue and earnings are declining rapidly and it has profit margins in line with the rest of the auto industry.
He needs to make it back, not just stop loosing. He just needs to do the opposite of what he was doing. Buying INTC calls ? Buy puts! Buying TSLA puts, buy calls instead.
"OpenAI, get in that line with TSLA and CVNA"
Should I dump my TSLA 3/20 $410 calls? Break even is like $430 and I'm down like $600 :(
I don't think they care if he can execute. They care about short term gains. TSLA keeps going up. If they sell, they don't get the ride. They're all pretty convinced that, if a drop comes, they can get out at a higher point than had they sold when they realized the growth isn't going to come.
Is today the day i short TSLA and PLTR? Or maybe i am not re3tsrd enough
TSLA down on news Prince Andrew’s arrest means Elon won’t be able to return to Europe without going to jail for his Epstein crimes.
Andy the Nonce getting arrested is what will finally tank TSLA. What a weird timeline we’re in.
CVNA, TSLA, other pieces of shit that shouldn’t be in there
Last spring TSLA rallied like 30% the subsequent 4 weeks after the worst earnings release in the history of capitalism. In reality, CVNA’s wasn’t even *that* bad. It won’t fall hard or far enough. This market is regarded.
This is a scam stock just like TSLA and PLTR. LOST SO MUCH MONEY ON THEM.
I literally can't imagine what would need to happen for TSLA to crash. Musk literally threw Nazi salutes on stage and stock goes up.
How is TSLA above $400??
Everybody knows that but no one willing to buy TSLA puts
I think TSLA is going below 400 at some point. It had a bunch of crazy regard strength, but I don't think it does anymore. Even GOOGL did until it didn't. Even META on strong earnings couldn't hold the gains.
Hell I bought VGT back in the day specifically because it didn't have any TSLA
If TSLA had earnings like CVNA it would have pumped 15% instead of dumping
I am regarded for buying Tesler puts knowing how bullshit that stock is. Fuck me. Number one rule of trading is don't short TSLA and I went against it and paid the price. Anyways, going to double down and buy more Tesler puts at open.
My plan tomorrow? Beat my meat and then full port TSLA puts.
My worst investment decision ever was trying to short TSLA with a 2x inverse ETF last year. Made up for it by betting the farm on Micron in November and December before the last earnings report.
https://preview.redd.it/g5apys93tdkg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1de71b26d0c2ecc29321ccf743571aaa1775e98 SpaceX IPO & TSLA shares to dump? !Remind me in 4 months
nah the Japanese don't care for TSLA, they have way better sex bots
you're dumb if you think TSLA is gonna change after Trump. Nobody likes Elon but TSLA is still american company that provides a lot of american jobs.
Shorting a nonsensical stock? Have you guys never learned from TSLA?
ACHR is the second coming of TSLA
Is it just me or is this bad for TSLA? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo)
Now that crypto doesn't qualify for wash sales, everyone gonna sell it and drill it hard, take the tax loss and then rebuy it into aths🤌 TSLA won't have to pay taxes for another century
PLTR is certainly going to have a rough while, but it has a big business case behind it. Just a lot of issues coming up. But TSLA is lacking a connection between fundamentals and stock price. It's just not sound as a company. As for Bitcoin... there's a strong support for it internationally, and it's been incorporated into a lot of financial products, etc. It has backing. It doesn't, however, have price stability. So I doubt it's going anywhere, but it'll sure as hell go down and up a good bit between now and the next US administration.
Bitcoin, PLTR, and TSLA are going down after the Trump regime is over. OP might be early, but he’s not wrong
TSLA will just follow bitcoin, 350 soon might be the easiest trade in a few years
I would concede it’s possible. More likely TSLA randomly rallies 13% for no good reason.
This fucker and TSLA :P
DASH read the ER for dummies authored by TSLA or some shit wtf lol
Actually solid DD. Reminds me of that guy that called TSLA perfectly based on the number of Elmo's tweets.
Ahh explains why TSLA did the same. Forgot about those.
TSLA is selling cyber cabs starting April
Nah, TSLA will never tank. Have to accept it.
Hoping after CVNA they take down the other scam car company (TSLA)
See, TSLA owners. CVNA is how you're supposed to react to finding out the ocmpany you invested in is a total scam that doesn't make money.
Fuck TSLA not moving up with SPY
Are TSLA puts eod suicide?
This is the funding mechanism to get all the delusional TSLA buyers to dump their exit liquidity on Elon for his exit on the SpaceX IPO
I didn’t realized you can get 0DT with TSLA now 🤡
Yeah can really only 0dte TSLA once a week
0dte TSLA or SLV non stop for 6 months
I need 5x leveraged bull and bear on TSLA
Ive been shorting TSLA anytime it gets to $416 and then selling it when gets down to $414 or lower. Been working but once the fed minutes out I will change strategy
I have my TSLA lotto tickets ready to print if TSLA soars past $422 today
You get to choose one of the following events: \- TSLA crashes to a $25 stock \- SpaceX IPO crashes from $1.5T to $100B in the first hour \- MSTR announces bankruptcy Which do you pick?
She got lucky with TSLA, that's it. She's nothing special.
!banbet TSLA 430.00 7d
!banbet TSLA $369.42 1 week
!banbet TSLA $399 1day I feel like getting banned again
Nothing more meme than TSLA
1% OTM $420 0DTE TSLA calls are just .22 a piece right now, seems like free money
If TSLA was also red it would be as it should be
TSLA, here’s the deal, you need to bail my calls out. In like 4 hours. K cool.
!banbet TSLA 430 4h
Why is TSLA moving so slow
The 3/20 $410 TSLA calls I bought 20 mins ago are already down $340 :(
I’m still trying to figure out why TSLA stock is still running after seeing the robot show in China
You had puts On spy? You poor thing! I have puts on PLTR and TSLA. Calls on literally every other stock! All 4000ish baby!
Cathie's the joke of PE and has been since the 2000s. Perma bull on tech like TSLA, NVDA, and crypto. Everything she touches turns to dust... makes you think where those three are headed.
TSLA should just randomly go to $450 today. I'll admit it's because I have calls that expire today and am greedy. What of it?
$GME getting shorted >700% in the Epstein files. $TSLA was getting shorted too… Ryan Cohen has something planned… Michael Burry is buying GME shares now?
I dunno how someone looks at the daily candle for TSLA from yesterday and is like 'puts today is the play'. But to each their own.
One thing I never understood from TSLA fans is their argument against LIDR and being 'too expensive' If there is anywhere I'm willing to pay a couple extra dollars it's an autonomous ride that has the better safety record and added layers of security to not kill me
Calls on TSLA, damaged cars need replacing
This morning's news should be absolutely crushing for TSLA, except Musk will just say something about using AI robots from space in 2035 to improve to the point of being as bad as human drivers are. Stock up 10% on the news
TSLA puts is the play today
By extrapolating mileage data from Tesla’s (TSLA) fourth quarter earnings report, electrek estimates the company’s robotaxis have driven ~800K miles by mid-January. With 14 crashes on the books, that translates into 1 crash every 57K miles. By comparison, NHTSA data from 2022 shows human drivers will experience one minor or major crash (excluding fender benders) every 500K miles. By this measure, electrek suggests the Tesla (TSLA) robotaxi is 8 times more likely to crash than a human driver.
Should I take the win on my 690c weeklies at open? If so what should I turn them into? I also have AMD and TSLA puts
Redditors wont want to hear this but AMZN have the lowest capex-to-margin ratio of the Bag 7 (excluding TSLA, which has boomer margins). Burry is eyeing OpenAI and MSFT but thats where AMZN discount stems from
TSLA robotaxis 10x more likely to crash than human driven vehicles given Austin crash data (with safety monitor)
Honestly, TSLA is going to 800+ probably by end of this year. Too much money is invested in the Ponzi, 800 by end of this year and 1000 by end of this year for absolutely no reason but it will happen.
Another wsb regard that only reads headlines, ARK trades are literally public on their website, published daily, and TSLA is still 10% of $ARKK, as always. In regard terms: stonk go up they sell, stonk go down they buy
Someone come pick me up at TSLA $498
Daily reminder that ACHR is the second coming of TSLA
Not playing tomorrow. My 2026 move is simple, buy the dips on NVDA, TSLA, and GOOG. All three are market leaders with deep moats. Short-term noise is just an entry opportunity. Holding through year end.
Last I heard she said TSLA was going to $3000 or some shit
What everyone says right before they go balls deep on 0DTE puts on TSLA and get Shrek dildoed into Oblivion.
META, NVDA, TSLA all gonna have 0dte options tomorrow. You know what that means, right? …
her fund(s) in 2019 all held TSLA, and while the performance looked great, TSLA 9x in 2019 so her funds looked like a ripple effect of tesla.... ever since then, she sells anything that outperfoms and buys anything lagging like she can catch a reverse a falling knife.
She invested her funds heavily in TSLA very early on and made a lot of people a lot of money in the process. Outside of that, just about everything she's touched has turned to shit.
She got lucky during the pandemic betting on TSLA. She hasn't been able to repeat that success. Reminds me of Michael Burry who got lucy with betting against the housing market but hasn't been successful sense.
She actually bought TSLA at the bottom, that’s basically what made her famous. She got extremely lucky once and now she is basically a power ball winner who is trying to sell a strategy guide on how to win the power ball. She go
Holding these TSLA puts until they expire or I expire