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Isn’t it weird that TSLA stock is detached for the reality for THIS long
The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
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rotate to TSLA for safety tmrw?
Reddit mad about TSLA going up? Water is wet, more at 9.
Elon knows this, he knows the cars, driverless and robots have been overhyped, so he will merge TSLA with SpaceX which still has a competitive advantage at something decent
Yup, I get it.. I was going to post proof, but I can’t post pictures in my reply. I’m not someone that believes in trading, so this is very abnormal for me. This stock has been crazy volatile, though, and I couldn’t resist. While I don’t suggest anyone else try this (I’m sure I’m just getting lucky), what I’ve been doing is; wait for TSLA (and SPCX more recently) to have a >2% gap open up. I put about 25% or the money I allocated to this trade into TSLQ, if it keeps going up, I average in the rest of my funds. Once I’m fully invested, or in profit, I set a trailing stop loss. Last week was my first really bad week - I decided to hold overnight and paid for going against my trade rules. Other than that, it has been a pretty solid trade. If the market enters correction territory, or there is some clarity in macro conditions, I’ll start averaging back into long positions.
The 2 companies that definitely need ro be black swan'ed - TSLA and SPCX are still propped up. I feel bad for some of you baggies, but not the Fat cuck Elmo's cultists.
\-I have this little busines I've built up, we're doing pretty good, but I'm thinking of sellng now. We make $100,000 in profit a year. \--Wow! 100k is pretty good! how much were you thinking of selling for? \-eh, I don't know.. 100k a year. Profit's actually pretty flat, but fairly stable over the past 2 years. I don't know, say... 44 million dollars? \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* That is the reality of owning TSLA. Its not an exageration. 440x earnings as of October 29, 2026. It's a nice car, and actually a decent company. Anything over 150x a share reflects some wild euphoria. The present valuation? absolutely fucking bonkers, and is pure delusion. Would you pay 43 million dollars for 100k of earnings? It is afariyl good company, but the stock at this price is a crypto coin. Or rather, if you're going to buy TSLA or SPCX, understand that you aren't buying a stock in the traditional sense. You're effectively buy a crypto coin based on the idea of a company. Like all crypto, it's a greater fool scheme. If you go into it understanding that with eyes unclouded, then so be it. I understand ETH isn't going to be an actual medium of exchange or a stable store of value basically ever, and that it's price is not a refelciton of any underlying fundamentals. Same with the Musk stocks.
Only play crooked accounting company ER for calls: TSLA CVNA SMCI
I’ve been trading TSLA for a long time. I use TSLQ, and only day trade. Wait for a pop, load up on TSLQ, then set a trailing stop limit. I’m up 101% year to date.
Tesla has a valuation that by no sensible means justifies its price, even today. Honestly, we should stop blaming Elon and look beyond him to figure this out. He creates noise on X but my tin foil suggests there’s something more. There are other forces in play and he “appears” to be a pawn. $TSLA has never justified its stock price. It’s always a promise of a future that has never materialized, just Elon fanatics who try to make sense of his noise and amplify.
Tomorrow and Monday should be green for TSLA, googl and apple. The rest drop drop drop rotation rotation rotation
TSLA is up like 10% since their ER, aren’t they? They don’t count though. TSLA investors are regarded.
every Magnificent 7 dropped the day after their earnings. $MSFT Red $TSLA Red $META Red $GOOGL Red $AMZN (tomorrow) Red $AAPL reports on Monday Nov 2nd $NVDA reports Nov 17th Will Apple break the trend or continue the trend?
admit it or not, TSLA is the only company that is doing something physical with AI that is in the precipice of disrupting the whole transportation business...he who owns the railroads, owns the game
It will be a thing of beauty after Talarico wins and my TSLA puts print. It’s like when I yolo’d into calls for the presidential election. Cheat code
what are the odds they dump TSLA and MU tomorrow
I'm up 6.5M on TSLA. You just played the wrong cards. I'm not selling; they are just hitting second gear at this point. If you want to understand the company, buy a Tesla. People absolutley adore the brand and the product. They are going after ALL transportation on the planet per the last earnings call. The only fishy thing is your investing logic.
Meme stocks can be short, medium or long lived. TSLA is the king of the pipe dream stocks, the central reserve of meme stocks. It has gone sideways for 5 years now, which is not great. You don’t need funds or millions of retail investors to keep the market cap at 1.5 tn. You actually only need one buyer and one seller. Ownership means nothing.
As you said, BTC has no intrinsic value, thus you can’t point at something in particular and say “this is irrational”. TSLA does, and it’s not even close to what markets value it at.
If SPCX/TSLA merger fails lmao. Both companies’ stocks are so cooked
I love taking a bath in Reddit tears when reading all the crying about TSLA
its funny ppl here hype RKLB and ASTS but laugh at TSLA
If TSLA hits $500 then I’ll personally shove a big green shrek dildo up my ass. And if it doesn’t… I’ll still do it. 💯🫡🤨
I normally never short a chart like Tesla, in fact I've learned the hard way it's not good to short anything, but I had an absolute bone deep-moral certainty shit was going to hit the fan and people would dump TSLA in fear of a blue sweep. Once I saw the 11/4 400s (only 5$ otm, which I never do otm, but I made an exception in this case) I could not help myself. Little did I know the whole market was going to SHIT it's fucking PANTS.
You guys obsession with political investing is genuinely insane. There is a post about TSLA or Space X every 15 minutes
Oh now they treat TSLA like an AI stock, oh give me a break
If TSLA hits $500 then I’ll personally shove a big green shrek dildo up my ass. 💯🫡🤨
How’s it’s TSLA near ATH while rest of tech sells off
I was looking at TSLA chart and thought it was SPY I was like OMFG spy down 2% ah????
To get into the weeds a bit, the S&P 500 uses a cap weight rather than equal weight. That is, the more the market cap a company has, the larger percentage it is within the S&P 500. Here is the top ten, as of May from this Investopedia article: * Nvidia (NVDA) 8.59% * Apple (AAPL) 6.87% * Microsoft (MSFT) 4.71% * [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) (AMZN) 4.13% * Alphabet Class A (GOOGL) 3.67% * Broadcom (AVGO) 3.09% * Alphabet Class C (GOOGL) 2.92% * Meta Platforms Class A (META) 2.11% * Tesla (TSLA) 1.96% * Micron Technology (MU) 1.42% 1, they are ALL tech. 2, notice that google is included twice. So google exposure is actually closer to 7 percent. (wat?!?) 3) Add those percentages up, and thats 40 percent of the S&P 500 there alone. There are 490 other companies (ok, a bit more or less, its not EXACTLY 500 companies) that comprise the other 60%. Do we see a problem with this situation? Worse, people sometimes like to 'diversify' by buing S&P 500 funds, total market funds and other large cap funds. But if you look what those funds hold and what percentages they are, you'll see there is a lot of overlap. Even some midcap funds buy megacap stocks to goose their returns a bit. Be safe out there, do your research, know what you are buying.
Thinking back, maybe those TSLA Calls at close was a terrible idea. Thankfully I have SPY, ORCL, and INTC puts
it is not a recession until $TSLA is at $100
Full port TSLA Puts, $240 December
It always baffles me how one misstep in Amzn or Goog, and they drop 10-15%, but a complete and utter dumpster fire from TSLA, and they soar to all time highs.
Pretty funny to me that TSLA is closer to its ATH than GOOGL now.
this cunt $TSLA needs to drop in double digits quickly. tf is this bs
Somehow CVNA and TSLA always get a pass. Tesla has been in a bubble for 10 years. Scam companies.
TSLA was basically the same price as it is now 5 years ago, and between now and then it has fallen to around 25-35% of its peak value multiple times. These are not “comfortable” times. Elon’s a charlatan who’s been failing upwards for years. His companies are the Cisco of our time in terms of overvaluation.
So TSLA is going to just stay up on vibes, right? Jesus this scam shit is annoying
BIG Money is going to rotate into TSLA
kind of refreshing not to see a single TSLA reference in this chat for hours
TSLA flipped red, Wall Street dumping the scam companies = late stage bull market
MRNA might actually be dumber than TSLA lol
So far, $META dumped $TSLA dumped $GOOG dumped $MSFT dumped No way Amazon also dumps right?
So far, $META dumped $TSLA dumped $GOOG dumped $MSFT dumped No way Amazon also dumps right?
Dear MM, Please pump GOOG, you can dump TSLA instead 🫶🏻
The way TSLA has traded today feels more like crime.
SPCX and TSLA, two bullshit companies that deserve a black swan, somhow propped up on hopes and dreams.
Except MSTR, CVNA, and TSLA right? Those pieces of shit deserve extinction.
The original question was, and I quote, "Do they have other revenue streams besides selling cars?" No one asked if they were overvalued; that's you moving the goalpost, not me. ( My TSLA shares are averaged at 120$ a share, so I don't give a fuck where it sits right now) TSLA is doing no worse than all these AI companies, energy companies, drone companies, air taxi companies, etc. Either you believe in the tech (Or, in some people's cases, the person), or you don't. So either invest; don't invest, Shove a stick up your ass like its sock puppet tuesday; who fucking cares? The amount of Elon hate on subs just shows people need to touch grass. Either get your bags or stfu.
TSLA didn't miss either, their expectations were just growthless dogshit in the first place.
The 10k includes all their revenue and your argument actually hurts the TSLA valuation because now they’re overvalued for every market you say they’re in. They’re vastly overvalued for cars, overvalued for their small battery/energy business and their robotics business generates no revenue. It’s just typical fanboy bullshit to say “ermahgard, it’s not a car company you morons” and then move the goal posts. TSLA is the Thai hooker of companies “how old do you want me to be? Do you want me to be a boy? Do you want me to be a girl?”
TSLA being green is all you need to know about this market
PE is essentially meaningless - TSLA PE is 444 and it's pumping every day, the market does not care about fundamentals
Full port TSLA $240 December Puts, midterms meltdown for Muskie
$TSLA https://preview.redd.it/przaaywjkfyh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e509f702bb8c4ca6ce0eb82e74835f7b8417fa8
Any company led by a Kook is a Kook company. Anthropic, Open AI, TSLA, SPCE, I am looking in your direction.
I need TSLA $400 so bad so I can exit my puts. I don’t have any more capital to average down
TSLA down 7.15% and Goog is down 9.54
Goog is the worst preforming mag 7 this year lol even TSLA is beating it
I posted this about a week ago - to put TSLA's stock in perspective: Tesla is 12% of the global EV market. It WAS 50%. Tesla has about a 1.5% market share of the entire consumer auto market. Tesla has a market cap of $1.45T - which is greater than the 10 largest auto manufacturers COMBINED. There are 61 major global auto manufacturers. The combined market cap of all 61 is $2.81 trillion. Tesla accounts for roughly 53% of the total market cap for auto manufacturers but only sells 1.5% of the cars on the market.
Sure let’s get TSLA inflated pos to 500 why won’t we
$GOOG looks tempting but I am not buying because if I do, it will drop further 😆😆😆 GOOG SVP posted this last night: [https://x.com/thefox/status/2115636995217400082](https://x.com/thefox/status/2115636995217400082) \- YoY Search query growth rate is highest in the past 5 years \- Prioritizing user experience and engagement first w/ AI Search \- Beginning to scale ads in AI Mode to more countries and launching multi-turn ads in the U.S So they are maintaining/increasing the search business despite AI. They just have been thoughtful in how they start monetizing it differently with AI without losing any market share! They have this: * Search + Ads * YouTube, subscriptions, platforms, services * Devices (think Samsung, Apple) * Google Cloud (think Amazon AWS, Microsoft Azure) * Google TPUs (think AMD and Nvidia) * AI Models (think Anthropic and OpenAI) * Waymo (think TSLA robotaxi) and Robotics * Google Quantum (think IONQ, QBTS, RGTI) * more... Google's latest model Gemini 4 Carbon scored higher than Anthropic in many benchmarks
TSLA is just in a different dimension of logic than the rest of the market.
$TSLA https://preview.redd.it/21anyxwz6fyh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a399a070d694260751523a3c06b4f09ef8c711
I’m not sure who’s trying to prop TSLA up with midterms coming.
TSLA up on spcx merger hopes while spcx is tanking is peak market stupidity.
is GOOG a good buy at $69.42? Or is SPCX better? I was thinking TSLA calls, ELON is my hero and I am confident they will get data centers on Mars by next month
Who would have thought buying TSLA in AUGUST would be more profitable than buying GOOGL in August.
ROTATE OUT OF GOOG INTO TSLA! (efficient market, 29 oct 2026)
It's doubly hilarious when you remember these same analysts upgraded TSLA one after another on falling profit and no growth because maybe spcx buyout someday lmao.
Look no further than TSLA. It’s not an actual stock that trades on its company’s value or fundamentals - nowhere close. It trades on Leon’s value to the President and how much he can get away with.
GOOG thot LMAO just because they print 160B a year doesnt mean shit. (imagine if it traded at TSLA/SPCX multiples, it would be worth no joke 60T, $4,500/share)
Spcx investor: "I want SPCX to by the year over year, quarter over quarter declining revenue, dwindling resource reliant, high overhead company, which is developing even higher cost tech, which fewer and fewer people can afford. ANNNDDD, I want to buy that company at an astronomical cost to my own investment's future value." TSLA investor: "What did I just say?"
I love the safety of TSLA
Can you imagine how much TSLA will spike when they reach 1000 robo taxis on the roads? I could easily see it earn a 6 or 700 p/e ratio based on that alone.
!banbet $TSLA 420 2d
If you bought $1000 of Tesla stock 5 years ago, you would've had $1000 of tesla stock today! TSLA to the moon
If TSLA goes up as well, you can tell it's a fraudulent pre-market pump!
I have TSLA too, sold some of it when it was $450+, it finally got above $400 again
I am panic selling all my GOOG stock tommorow because Google only has: * Search + Ads * YouTube, subscriptions, platforms, services * Devices (think Samsung, Apple) * Google Cloud (think Amazon AWS, Microsoft Azure) * Google TPUs (think AMD and Nvidia) * Waymo (think TSLA robotaxi) and Robotics * Google Quantum (think IONQ, QBTS, RGTI) * AI Models (think Anthropic and OpenAI) * more... Google's latest model (released yesterday) Gemini 4 Carbon scored higher than Anthropic in many benchmarks
Can a dead cat be given thrusters like the TSLA Roadster and jetpacks so that each bounce can take it to new highs?
Isn’t that what’s called a bag holder? Just letting TSLA and BRKB fuck me?
Goodnight everyone. May you all make money tomorrow, except those unironically bullish on MSTR, CVNA, and TSLA.
TBH GOOG baggies didnt deserve this. TSLA however needs to dive to the depths of hell
People were buying TSLA at 412 early this morning.
I actually hope everything rallies to ATHs and beyond. Except MSTR, CVNA, TSLA, and SPCX. Fuk those companies.
Waymo is tough to scale quickly because you need regulatory approval to operate in every area. Also the current fleet is very expense at well over $100k/car. They will be transitioning to a substantially lower cost vehicle and it probably makes a lot of sense to wait for them. I don't follow it that closely TBH because it's not that big of the overall business. Maybe there will come a point where it moves the needle some. But with GOOGL now on track for $500b yearly revenue, well that's a lot more units and rides needed. Look at TSLA who can produce literally thousands of CyberCabs. Yet they're going to be blocked by approvals.
This shit will rebound to 340+ next week just like TSLA did last week.
Oh ok google will cease to exist and go bankrupt next year, good to know. Now let’s see SPCX and TSLA’s total FCF.
Full porting TSLA puts for midterms.
TSLA going to switch mkt caps with GOOG
Documentary on elon says he had bots infiltrate WSB to convince mfs to buy TSLA lol bagholders
The elon documentary talks about him having bots infiltrate WSB to convince mfs to buy TSLA
you missed today's flow, here's the 6 most unusual trades from the session 🚨 >$META Dec 800P: $52 MILLION+ of puts >$MU calls: $11.4M in the first 10 minutes, led by a $6.7M Jan '27 550C block. Call Wall now moved to 1000 >$QQQ: $11M in Nov 715C + Mar '27 805C >$TSM Dec 440C: 7 call sweeps worth $6.1M >$AMGN Jan '28 420C: $4M opening call orders >$TSLA Nov 380C/400C: $19M+ call stack this morning