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On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
BOUGHT TSLA FOR EARNINGS TODAY - 400 calls expiring on FRIDAY - LETS HOPE THE CONFERENCE CALL GOES WELL
NEWS | Check Tesla's Expected Move Ahead of Earnings. What percentage move do you expect for TSLA after earnings?
If you had to choose one of TSLA or NVDA for the long term, which would you pick?
A $337K Bet on the Future: The AI Stack + Space Thesis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | April 20 2026
Any one else feel disappointed they didn’t make more on this rally?
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I'll even give you the playbook that Elon will use since he tested it with TSLA with success. IPO, moon, take profits, gather as much shorts as they can with negative sentiment which will dump the price, then announce a $100Billion 5 year government contract to build the golden dome, suddenly SpaceX is profitable, shorts cover which moons the stock, get accepted into SP500, dump at sky high prices to retirement funds, trade sideway till 2035.
It's not a scam, but you're missing some key details. The return is always conditional on something happening to a reference index or stock. For example, if the S&P500 is up for the quarter, you receive an interest payment, but if it's down, you receive nothing. Every PPN is different and for something offering something as high as 12%, it's probably tied to a risky stock like TSLA or NVDA. There is also a sales commission and many notes have early call features, which means they can be cancelled by the issuer and you would have to pay another commission to reinvest in a new note.
JPM bullish on TSLA. Might be time to go full degen on puts
Why are you buying $100k worth of 1dte TSLA puts?
Stocks going up wildly the past couple months while one of the worst global economic catastrophes of my lifetime (Millennial here) has been unfolding is the head-scratching part. If markets were rational and efficient, I would expect oil to trade at about $150 a barrel and TSLA to trade for around $50 a share.
TSLA -6.66% reversal confirmed. Which way? Not sure
Europoors held the line ok today. Not as bad. Insurance sector up as well. Just harvested some profits to reload the TSLA short cannon.
Come on TSLA.... just... $15 more 😂😂😂😂😂
!banbet TSLA 200 5d
Elon dumping his TSLA shares because robot Elon told him
Monday TSLA 405c purchased I am ready for my doom
Just sold my last TSLA put. Damn, that was a good one.
my irrational hatred for TSLA saved my portfolio from being down 20%
Arguably not the best day to be invested in such venerable stocks as HIMS and TSLA
*Buys TSLA calls just for hedging* *Instantly loses 40%* Why am I even buying hedges at this point
TSLA's chart today is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
I actually picked up some TSLA lol
The structural flaw is probably #5, but not for the reason most people think A 50/50 split between calls and puts doesn’t necessarily mean you’re hedged You’re trading TSLA/NVDA/META — highly correlated names during macro shocks. In a real risk-off event, correlations usually go to ~1. So you may think you’re diversified when you’re mostly long/short the same macro factor Also, a call and a put with equal dollars ≠ equal exposure Delta, vega, gamma, strike selection, and expiration matter a lot. A +80% move in IV on puts during a panic can offset losses, but if your puts are too far OTM or positioned badly, they won’t hedge the way you expect. The bigger thing that stood out to me though: You doubled in 2 months That’s great, but statistically that’s also when people underestimate regime dependence. A strategy can look amazing in one volatility regime and completely break in another. I’d backtest your setup against: - CPI days - FOMC weeks - 2022 drawdowns - Aug 2024 yen carry unwind - tariff headlines / geopolitical gaps If it survives ugly conditions, then you’re actually stress testing risk instead of assuming protection
I'm new and only semi-regarded, my portfolio is: \- 50% TSLA (-6%) \- 50% TRUL Weestock (+22%) Does it make sense to sell my TRUL and buy TSLA to lock in the relative gain?
somehow only down -$95 today on options, calls only, guess I'm lucky. TSLA 0dte calls fucked me good
Elon selling his TSLA shares to pump SpaceX
Whoever I sold my TSLA 400 ps to for .50 I hope your pillow is blazing hot when you sleep
TSLA 400 calls 0 dte lets pump it boys
Me thinking I was a brilliant sellin my TSLA 400 Ps for .50 after getting them for .12 but now they’re at 5.1 😔
Can we see TSLA below $300 before the end of the month?
Unironically, TSLA calls at close might be a good play
Scalping TSLA and SPY puts all day
Covered a part of my TSLA short. I want to have ammo to buy the dip.
Steaky itchy must just achieved financial freedom, TSLA down, SNDK down
Funny, I remember Morningstar saying TSLA was a $20 stock a few years ago
There is a giant wall of puts for $TSLA at $400. 116,000 of them to be precise, which is absolutely insane.
I am for one simple reason: SpaceX is the only serious game in town when it comes to private space enterprise. I believe it is overvalued, and I believe it will go up anyways. Some of my best investments have been overvalued and gone up. TSLA, AMZN, and several others. A great company at a high price in an industry that's in its infancy \*might\* be a good investment. I definitely think it's speculative and is NOT a core holding, but I did toss some money at the IPO. I intend on holding for 30+ years.
Yeah TSLA puts are almost compensating for the blood red of the rest of my portfolio.
If TSLA does drop below 400, I don't see a world where it sits above 350 by eom
Elon owns a lower percentage of TSLA than spacex, he has no incentive to pump the TSLA stock price relative to the spacex price. That would dilute his ownership percentage.
I really need TSLA to decisively solve cold fusion in the next few minutes or I’m fucked
Hope this is the real bottom. Went back in on TSLA at 401.
The same people who won’t buy a single share of TSLA right are gonna be foaming at the mouth to sell their first born for some TSLA shares when it’s 10% higher next week lollll
Can't tell me these aren't rogue or somehow manipulated trades on TSLA... institutions are actually buying large chunks of this garbage😂
For those of you who know patterns, remember that TSLA will spend the entirety of Monday grinding up without ever down ticking once. Rinse and repeat
I can see it, a lot of regard money is going to flow from TSLA into SpaceX
One of the top ranked analysts on Tipranks just dropped TSLA as the worst stock on the market and predicted a 1yr change of -50% lol
TSLA is being shittiest of all for some reason, no bid at all
JPM guy finally upgrades TSLA and everyone sells on him. He should be here in WSB.
Genuinely how is TSLA still alive trading at a 386 P/E in this market. Insane
I love days when TSLA puts are free money
You know the bear market is back on when everything is red but TSLA is going up.
TSLA sub 400 today?
Is TSLA a good buy for options a week out. Debating it might get a small rally for SPACE X but at the same time all the fanboys might pull money out to buy space x
TSLA was upgraded from trash to neutral by JPM
TSLA, get your ass back to 412 RIGHT NOW
Hmm TSLA is starting to look good, but I worry that major players are bailing out for SPCE ipo
Elon's gotta turn on his trading bots soon or he's gonna be broke. TSLA tanking
Wasn’t the Spacex IPO supposed to launch TSLA to the moon? God TSLA is so garbage of a stock. Has anyone actually made money on it?
Liquidity is going to flow in sectorwide, it's like the TSLA and RIVN situation. People will finally give a shit about space and when spaceX goes flying it's gonna violently drag up with it the small caps
JPMorgan raised its price target on TSLA from 145 to 475 📉📉📉
Whoever bought my TSLA covered calls don't worry I'll give you a dollar back later today to close them.
Welp I bought TSLA calls this morning. 🥹
Healthy rotation into TSLA apparently
Hope the big whale fucker whos Shorting TSLA big everytime it tries to Break 420 yesterday and now again today Gerd liquitaded and rotts in hell fucking Loser
It is like all the star aligned for this one. With the removal of the 25k PDT ruling, and brokerages reducing requirements, I feel like it is all targeted to extract money from lower or beginner retail investors. I love SpaceX, but I am going to avoid this for a while. The play Im looking at is TSLA. I will look for a dip in TSLA because people are selling there to aquire SpaceX. But that is not guarenteed.
Market red, TSLA green is the sign of end times. Batten down the hatches and huddle round Warren Buffett, grandpappy of the real economy, while he still breathes
No, because likely SPCX will buy TSLA soon.
Is the real play buying puts on TSLA? Elon worshippers don’t have unlimited money, so they’ll probably buy the new shiny thing (SPCX) and sell their TSLA shares to fund it. PS : I am a regard
TSLA the only ticker green lmao
TSLA is benefiting from all the IPO noise …
Is TSLA even a car company anymore, I thought they were swapping to sex bots or something
LOL, people think SpaceX will crash by then. Just because a stock is overvalued doesn't mean it's gonna crash. Dumbasses have been shorting TSLA for years and getting wiped. Also, SpaceX will 100% merge with Tesla before June next year. This will lead to immediate index inclusion. The valuation of the combined company will be worth more than the SpaceX and Tesla because Elon will say stuff to convince em of how both companies will benefit massively from the merger. People will front-run the S&P and it will buy at an even worse valuation.
This. It’s hilarious. And they think they are sooo original with their spite of Elon. He lives rent free in their heads. Likely blue haired heads. While we all become millionaires on TSLA and SPCX.
How JPM gonna change their price target on TSLA from -60% downside to +14% upside these analysts rating ain’t shit.
The reality is that spacex is an overpriced company. Anyone putting money it is either has no economic sense and/or has FOMO of what TSLA did. The only commonality between this and tesla is Musks vaporware promises.
Expect some news today about TSLA and SpaceX merging… overall do you think that’s bullish for TSLA stock or no?
Very similar story with my own. Here I am trying to recommend VOO, SGOV, TLT, and safe blue chips. Meanwhile she YOLO'd into TSLA, PLTR, TEM, and other meme shit with you clowns. Not sure which is worse: she's clearly getting some of those names from youtubers or whatever boomer finfluencers or that she's actually doing well with those investments.
I see TSLA is attached like a magnet to 420meme, no matter what...
You're better off burning cash instead of trying options on TSLA
Fucking TSLA, stay the fuck down. SPCX needs money
TSLA - Trigger Stop Loss Always
It will pump at first then go down and down and down till all the free money from the suckers has been taken out and all the suckers mumble "Ah fuck I have been had again" and sell. After that it will become just like TSLA stock and Elon Musk will freely pump and dump it as he pleases and if you short it by a lot you get burned. Don't forget that they backdoored the US treasury computer systems and can potentially print their own money to pump their own stock with. It's not impossible and the entire system is corrupting harder and harder. The only thing the US stands for at the moment is grifting. There will be a price to pay but for now the music is blasing hard, the beer is still cold enough, the girls have holes, yes the ship is sinking but the rats know they can still trow one last party and look around to see if there is still something lose they haven't looted yet. Also the villa bunkers in Argentia don't have the right wirlpools installed yet, so .... party on bitches!
They did keep TSLA out longer than most expected as I recall. How it doesn't get dropped is beyond me that is nothing but hot air balloon. Then again brand recognition is something. I would not be surprised as well maintained unique models appreciate due to nostalgia.
TSLA really pumped on a center screen news for the MY? Lmfaoooo
TSLA forming another W LFG!!! 💪
What was with $TSLA's V-Shaped recovery from market close til now?
Omg TSLA is going to save the nas
That big candle on TSLA.. hope it pumps all the way to 430 tomorrow
Within the next 5 years, LULU will sign a deal with TSLA to make leggings for Optimus. Bet.
That TSLA call alone could make or break yer life. Man I love this ticker
Why would they unseat Elon? He is their golden boy. This guy literally is the greatest hype man in history. He got insane valuation for TSLA and they still don’t have autonomous driving and he’s been promising that for 10 years.
This is Elon Musk’s baby. What do you think he will do? Dump it and then retire? What’s the long term play? He’s built his wealth on back of TSLA. if anything spaceX is the future with only increased rockets and space and AI and satellite internet.
I think the real play for $SPCX is $TSLA. The $TSLA bag holders will be rewarded with $ SPCX shares right after the IPO pump and dump. Then $TSLA will be $SPCX.
Because they missed out the TSLA pump when it became a retail cult stock. They want another opportunity to cash in
TSLA sex robot, ludicrous mode
There’s a good chance it does something crazy initially. The question is: will this defy market fundamentals like TSLA. Or will it trade at actual value