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I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
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I bought TSLA at 450 back in seveal month, what are the chance of breakeven?
I had a $SPY $778c and still have on the $TSLA $380c that expire tomorrow
META calls, TSLA calls, INTC calls, SPCX calls cmonnnnnnnnnnn
Why does Jensen have to share the stage with Elon? Not that I'm complaining with TSLA calls, but still why? 🤣
TSLA has been such a dead money dumpster fire for over a year
Right? What happened to the normal fraudulent pump on TSLA?
Back into tech boys time to ride up GOOG AMZN TSLA
Back into TSLA. So easy to ride up and down
Right. Cathy Woods is _selling_ her ETFs with her wild TSLA to 3000 statements. Burry is _selling_ subscriptions to his blog by saying SPY to 25
stg if you bought a 350 TSLA call everytime ive made a comment about it in this thread you'd be up as bigly as me rn.
Do not short TSLA here. You're about to be burned.
low volume on TSLA rn, I think we see some buy orders and a climb for the next 3 days. Buy calls.
TSLA you better not fkn rug here.
lolllll my TSLA calls abt to print
Man, I need a TSLA rocket right now. Straight dumping from 380 lol
TSLA is about to do the same thing lol
Slamming calls when TSLA hits 351. Good entry now too.
"Listen up, degenerates! Elon and I just took out a multi-billion dollar payday loan from a shady Albanian loan shark named Tony. We are putting every single cent—and my entire manhood—into Tesla weekly call options! Go buy TSLA calls right now, or Tony breaks my kneecaps and my balls
Donald Trump goes on live TV and announces, "I am putting my entire presidency and my dick on the line for Tesla. If TSLA doesn't pump today, my manhood is officially on the betting table!"
Donald Trump goes on live TV and announces, "I am putting my entire presidency and my dick on the line for Tesla. If TSLA doesn't pump today, my manhood is officially on the betting table!"
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $357.60 (above) | $352.31 | +1.5% | 23h 60m |
!banbet TSLA +1.5% 1d
A Wall Street Bets trader dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says, "Welcome! Your punishment is eternity in a pit of eternal fire." The trader pulls out his phone, grins, and shouts: "Jokes on you, Satan! TSLA options are up 400% today, I’m buying the dip, and Hell is going to the moon!" The Devil panics, checks his brokerage account, and stammers, "Wait... why is the entire underworld pumping green?!" The trader winks, "Diamond hands, bro. Elon just tweeted a rocket."
bought 5 1dte TSLA 350 calls
Why is TSLA fuk 3rd day in a row?
TSLA....SPCX....MU ......please go up and save me
SPY calls and TSLA calls lmao
Fair play on the 8k shares, that run-up was massive. But looking at that chart, you peaked near +400% and just rode a violent 100%+ drawdown back down. That’s the classic space-SPAC rollercoaster. My point wasn't shitting on your gains—it's that high-conviction growth plays like RKLB make you rich until CapEx and cash burn catch up, whereas companies like TSLA have mathematically graduated to fortress cash flow (CFO > GAAP net income). Enjoy the tendies, just make sure you take some off the table before Peter Beck decides to dilute for Neutron R&D. Salute.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/MarcoPolooooo (2W - 4L, 33%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $359.80 → $370.60 | +3.0% | 1d | Lost |
TSLA calls for tmrw because this downturn is abt to be over
Bro really put 47% of his net worth into rocket parts while crying about TSLA being down -18% lmao. But honestly, if you're holding TSLA through this drawdown, at least your balance sheet isn't about to blow up. I literally just ran TSLA's raw 10-Q XBRL filings through an automated forensic script earlier today: * **Beneish M-Score: -2.89** (Threshold is -2.22; zero statistical signs of revenue cooking or fraud) * **Altman Z'' Score: 4.06** (Pure fortress territory; bankruptcy risk is non-existent) * **CFO / Net Income: 4.91** (Cash from operations is completely crushing reported GAAP income) * **Insider Flow:** Trailing 90-day net open-market sales are under $1M. Elon and the board aren't even bothering to dump shares at these levels. The delivery timeline might be a circus and the Robotaxi hype is pure casino, but fundamentally the accounting is clean as a whistle. Keep that battery at 91%, you're gonna need it when RKLB either lands on Mars or your Wendy's application loads.
I cannot believe TSLA is still making cars. Should only be making robots now, and diners.
TSLA as a stock makes no sense
NVDA & META holding green, AMZN/TSLA/MSFT starting to go up while GOOG & AAPL continue to shit the bed
WTF is wrong with MU and TSLA
So happy TSLA being trash again
That's true. Now today you have large cap companies like TSLA and PLTR which have P/E ratios at 300+ and 150+ respectively, and SPCX is a $2T company that just burns money. There is a lot of froth in this market right now that has a long way to go to revert to the eventual mean.
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $341.07 (below) | $359.02 | -5.0% | Oct 1, 1:13 PM |
Here is it as a chart so it's easier to see: Stock | Initial investment | Percentage Change | Current value ---|---|----|---- ASTD | 10 000 | -26.9| 7 310 RKLB | 10 000 | -5.0 | 9 500 GOOGL | 10 000 | +8.8 | 10 880 AMZN | 10 000 | +8.7 | 10 870 NBIS | 10 000 | +157.8 | 25 780 RDDT | 10 000 | -40.9 | 5 910 MU | 10 000 | +234.2| 33 420 IREN | 10 000 | -2.3 | 9 770 TSLA | 10 000 | -18.4| 8 160 PLTR | 10 000 | +11.7| 11 170
No, but TSLA and ai stocks are
Agreed. I am not saying Uber is bad or will lose. I think like most industries there will be 2-3 dominant players. Uber owns the value add segment - Uber Eats, Uber groceries - stuff like that. But for pure lowest cost of ride share, it's going to be hard to beat a company that makes the vehicles for the lowest cost and doesn't need to pay drivers - TSLA, Waymo, maybe zoox will own that segment.
He said autonomous vehicle and listed a variety of manufacturers. TSLA > All of them
I see the EDS folks out here downvoting. TSLA owns the vertical stack. It will be impossible to compete if they eliminate the cost of the driver and their manufacturing is unmatched on cost
Mathsematicks are complicated. It’s like TSLA, you see? You just give whatever you have more value and everyone starts desiring it. So I created my own economy of numbers.
Dude you don't even need to do math to know that is wrong 1. ASTS: -26.9% 2. RKLB: -5.0% 3. GOOGL: 8.8% 4. AMZN: 8.7% 5. NBIS: 157.8% 6. RDDT: -40.9% 7. MU: 234.2% 8. IREN: -2.3% 9. TSLA: -18.4% 10. PLTR: 11.7% THere isn't a single stock that has done 300%. How could an equal weight return more than any single stock.
Pair correlation is useful, but the danger is assuming the current decoupling stays stable. I’d watch each name’s beta to the broader market and major event dates alongside the pair itself. I tend to pull up Moon when names like NVDA and TSLA start diverging because the directional sentiment can look very different even when the charts seem linked.
I thought the stock dumped yesterday because of this [https://www.itiger.com/news/1130184133](https://www.itiger.com/news/1130184133) I'm not a bag holder btw....I have worse ones - TSLA and SPCX hahhaha
They all suck at profitability versus TSLA
My TSLA calls are struggling rn 🤣why is it still dropping
What are your thoughts degens that are still awake? Current positions: MRNA puts, TSLA calls, Snxx calls for MU earnings 👀
The TSLA 1m chart looks like a fun rollercoaster :dance: :dance: :wow: :wow: :wow:
Followed by betting against TSLA in 2020.
I got violated today with $TSLA That is all.
I told someone that I bought TSLA but I didn't specifify the car or the stock
Bro got burned by TSLA options today lol
TSLA Q3 DELIVERY WEEK = BIG VOLATILITY Last 5 Q3 delivery-release weeks: 2021: $257.74 → $268.99 (4.4%) 2022: $222.02 → $257.50 (16%) 2023: $242.62 → $263.60 (8.6%) 2024: $237.81 → $264.86 (11.4%) 2025: $416.58 → $470.75 (13%) Average weekly range +/- 10.7%
I'm down 8.5% on my TSLA 2x shares😂😂
$TSLA / SPCX merger pushed out 2 weeks I mean Roadster event...
Market will probably be green tomorrow just because of how red today was lol, your TSLA will probably be fine
$35 left and still holding a TSLA call like Elon personally promised you tendies
yup, didn't get this but shoulda: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA270617P00300000/
TSLA is at a great buy point. I bought back in at 358 and will hold for it to hit upper 370’’s/380’s
TSLA destroyed by meteorologists apparently
TSLA way below max pain and an RSI sitting extreme oversold…So obviously it will dump further then rebound $50 on a random day
Good lord everything is so fucking weak these days. MU, Meta TSLA nothing can hold any gains
**I seriously with TSLA would go bankrupt.**
"Surely at least one of these three will pump today! (AMZN, TSLA or META). They in fact did not have to do anything today
It would be swell if AMZN, TSLA or META decided to go up sometime today
Would love thattttt on TSLA 🤤
Damn, down $2k on AMZN, TSLA and META calls but up $300 for the day. Could make it $700 if I sell those calls now but what fun would that be?
!banbet TSLA -3% 1d Guess we won’t be talking to each other after today
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 2W - 3L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $370.60 (above) | $359.80 | +3.0% | 23h 60m |
Can anyone give me some rays of hope...I hold TSLA, SPCX, MU 10/2 Calls......and i feel like getting a mini attack...........
I'm gonna need TSLA roadster to have Full Self Flying to save my Calls
I might with this tension ......MU, SPCX, TSLA
Looks like another -10% coming on TSLA this week
Just seems like there's so many other options to buy puts on that don't have a narrative that can fuck you. Most of those semi names are ATH while yields are ATH and are going to see heavy multiple compression. I'd bet on the stocks that have spent 20 years at 30 P/E and are currently at 80-100 than the Elon stock that has sat at like 200 for years. Point is, sure you can be right on TSLA, but there's just better bets imo
Ya…I was both pissed, shocked and laughing my ass off how TSLA crated so quick. Nothing I could do
Anyone else hold TSLA calls over the weekend
Winners: • RKLB $115 Call 5/15 — +$2,680 • RKLB $93 Call 5/8 — +$9,350 • COST $1,000 Call 5/8 — at least +$13,500 (one buy row was cut off) • COST $1,060 Put 5/22 — +$10,490 • TSLA $450 Call 5/13 — +$3,922 • HOOD $89 Call 5/29 — +$12,800 • SNDK $1,235 Call 8/7 — about +$8,500 (buy figure was blurry) • COST $960 Call 8/7 — +$6,500 • NVDA $232.5 Call 9/4 — +$2,970 • COST $925 Call 9/18 — +$400 • AAPL $327.5 Call 9/11 — +$5,830 • SNDK $1,800 Call 9/25 — +$1,600 • SNDK $1,730 Call 9/18 — +$1,940 • NVDA $212.5 Put 9/18 — +$4,782 • NVDA $215 Put 9/18 — +$1,000 Losers: • NVDA $222.5 Call 8/5 — -$6,550 • SNDK $1,685 Put 9/11 — -$1,688 Couldn't nail down: SNDK $1,450 Put 5/8 (buy only, no sell shown), COST $1,050 Call 6/12 (sell was canceled), COST $955 Call 8/7 (sell row cut off), and a MRNA swing from Sep 21–22 where the account was up $14,638.26 that day but no per-trade fills were shown. The known trades net out to roughly +$78k, which is in the ballpark of the author's stated YTD realized P/L of +$94,532 — the gap is covered by the trades with cut-off or missing rows. His best single hit was the COST $1,000 Call at +$13,500, and the two losses are small next to the wins.
Unfortunately it's overweight on TSLA due to market cap ETFs
Yeah, but didn't SPCX gobble up a lot of TSLA's supposed side jobs? Lol
Should you compare BYD to Toyota and not TSLA?
TSLA is about 2x BYD on EBITDA. >12x on market cap.
Never short a cult. SPCX, TSLA, PLTR, NBIS, AMD.... short the AI stocks that everyone already hates like AVGO. Hated things get hated even more when things go south. Actual bears know to not touch memes.
Umm. TSLA has failed to find buyers above 285 for months, Huge resistance.
the only good investment right now is LMT and rare earth's (MP, LAC, USAR). i would allocate 25 % of my portfolio to this and sell everything the second LMT reaches ATH'S. its pattern is mimicking TSLA's, but delayed. then when the lqiuidity shock is finalized (probably Jan 2027), i would allocate 25% in gold and the rest in cash. gold performs well during inflation and deflation (check 1910's and 1970's gold performance). do not short this market. just like in 2018, the vix fell even as the S&P corrected heavily
to each their own. i actually believe LMT would be a better investment than INTC. its following the same pattern from Aug 2025 to now that TSLA did from Jan 2023 to July 2025. like LMT's last earnings was the equivalent of TSLA's in April 2025 (right after the tarrif crash); i was gonna play earnings (calls did 10x), but the liquidity sucked. so anyway, yea i think LMT will definitely hit all time highs again just like what tesla did
I feel like it will pump a little before but im still saying tsla puts for a scraper bots. PUTS PUTS TSLA PUTS SHORT TSLA
Part of it was, $TSLA options were the crack to my cocaine.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA270617P00300000/ ~$280 by June, place your bets