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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Walmart currently has the 3rd highest PE behind TSLA & PLTR. Clown market
Right - Isn’t most of TSLA’s current value because of Elons other companies like XAi and Spacex? It’s certainly not because he’s selling a lot of cars 🤷♂️
Tbh, VTI distribution isn’t THAT much different than SPY. Here are the Top 10 holdings + approximate % weights for VTI and SPY, formatted so you can easily copy/paste into Reddit VTI – Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (top 10 holdings) (~34.5% of fund)  1. NVIDIA Corp (NVDA) — ~6.56% 2. Apple Inc (AAPL) — ~6.12% 3. Microsoft Corp (MSFT) — ~5.47% 4. Amazon.com Inc (AMZN) — ~3.38% 5. Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) — ~2.77% 6. Broadcom Inc (AVGO) — ~2.49% 7. Alphabet Inc Class C (GOOG) — ~2.20% 8. Meta Platforms Inc (META) — ~2.19% 9. Tesla Inc (TSLA) — ~1.94% 10. Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class B (BRK-B) — ~1.49% (Total of above ~37.4% — minor rounding differences across data sources)  ⸻ SPY – SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (top 10 holdings) (~39–40% of fund)  1. NVIDIA Corp (NVDA) — ~7.73% 2. Apple Inc (AAPL) — ~6.86% 3. Microsoft Corp (MSFT) — ~6.13% 4. Amazon.com Inc (AMZN) — ~3.83% 5. Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) — ~3.11% 6. Broadcom Inc (AVGO) — ~2.79% 7. Alphabet Inc Class C (GOOG) — ~2.49% 8. Meta Platforms Inc (META) — ~2.45% 9. Tesla Inc (TSLA) — ~2.16% 10. Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class B (BRK-B) — ~1.49%
Just short all of Elon’s companies just like everyone here said to short TSLA in 2024. You seem to have deep intimate knowledge on these two companies, so go for it! And post your screenshots when you do!
Their P/E ratio is still lower than it was in March 2024. 31 wouldn't be unusual in US markets for tech (want to see a bubble? TSLA's P/E ratio is > 110), but Samsung is also one of the two bleeding edge (EUV) semiconductor manufacturers in the world during a massive semiconductor shortage. And Hynix, which makes DRAM has a a P/E ratio of around 10 (by US standards that would be massively undervalued under present circumstances). If demand for semiconductors/DRAM drops (e.g., AI doesn't start bringing in money) then it's a bubble. If components continue to fly off the shelves, there's room for the market to climb further.
Sure. I hope you exited out of all your TSLA positions as well.
Naw probably not. META, NVDA, TSLA in Oct of 2022 was a “generational” buying opportunity. MSFT being down 20% is an opportunity though. Just depends on how you time that swing. Will it recover in 6 months, or will it act as GOOGL did in 2022 and continue to drop another 20%. Hope your call pays off.
Anyone seriously equating the “speculative” nature of TSLA and PayPal in 2026 is so blinded by political bias that they’re by definition retarded.
TSLA is just a classic speculative stock, there is too much speculation on continued price increases. It's also not a company I'd touch.
lmao you're still holding it? I sold it last year along with TSLA and bought NVDA when it dipped 20%
Investors be like: "this shit keeps making money, gotta reallocate into TSLA"
AMD has good earnings: 📉 TSLA has dog shit earnings: 📈
TSLA somehow defying gravity. Always. Doesn't make sense.
Why is MSFT dropping when it has solid fundamentals while nothing happens to TSLA which is a meme stock
I'm somewhat new to trading, someone help me understand: I bought a TSLA call at $418 for Friday. Initially went down, but closed at nearly $422. My option is still in the negative. Theta is "1.2" Is that a stupidly high Theta? What gives?
How the fuck does TSLA end this day green? Blatant manipulation.
PLTR up and TSLA flat on such a down day is a crime against humanity.
How in the world is TSLA closing green
Oh so we’re gonna do bonds now for a few days? Last week it was metals. Week before that…CSCO. Then we did TSLA again, or was it NVDA?
TSLA and even scamvana fucking recovering but bitch ass msft still in the fucking gutter 🖕
I got out of my TSLA calls. Quick everyone buy and make money on my downfall!
If Google is the Berkshire of tech, Nvidia is the blackrock. They have invested/partnered with multiple different sectors including: healthcare (LLY), autonomous driving/robots (TSLA, MERC, TOYOF), cloud (GOOG, MFST, AWS), energy (GEV) + thousands more companies. 100% buy and hold both for the long term
Days like these I am glad my portfolio is 90% TSLA
TSLA should be gettin obliterated on a day like today yet here we are
TSLA is about to be Wile E. Coyote looking down as analysts realize the numbers are going the wrong way. Gotta love the predictions where expected 2028 EPS is shit but 2029 jumps to a bajillion dollars because of 4 analysts pumping it.
TSLA is dead cat. Look at that bounce! 😎
Neeed TSLA to drill through this support at 415
Shit man sorry, been there with TSLA. Got ripped a new one last year
I can’t wait until TSLA stops dominating the conversation. What a colossal missed opportunity at becoming a great American company, due to the shenanigans of Musk.
The night man cometh for TSLA. If Elon wanted the boy’s [soul], he should have paid the troll toll.
TSLA has straight up not had a good time since December
Come on TSLA, you got 2 hours left to drill with the market. Do a quick -5%
so when is TSLA gonna learn that SPY is down
inverse TSLA positions are the only thing green in my portfolio
TSLA gotta catch up with this next leg down
Genuine question, why hold TSLA over every other tech stock ?
My thesis is that Palantir will become the most valuable company on the planet within 5yrs. The rate at which they are growing has never been seen before , only NVDA is close. They have so much demand that they need to be selective but I see them able to scale up to capture that demand. Contracts are expanding value at a 350-400% clip over 12 months. They are the ONLY company in the world that has figured out how to monetize a.i and its still in its infancy. Eventually they will take over MSFT, AMZN, APPL , TSLA and yes even NVDA and hold the top dog spot.
TSLA staying flat during this bloodbath is wild
Markets not pricing in TSLA recalls in China? Fancy doors are a no no there.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/credit-suisse-investigation-reveals-890-nazi-regime-accounts-sen-grassley-says BYE-BYE TSLA calls.
Is TSLA attempting another M?
TSLA is writing giant Mcdonalds logo on a chart: what a fun way to fuck everyone
That thing has become another TSLA. It will not die. It refuses to.
fucking thank you TSLA, finally went red.
TSLA calls at $420 will surely print again
TSLA turning red, this is the end
TSLA is a true kang stock today
Every stock is sinking except $TSLA
What's with the Michael J Fox pattern on TSLA?
Possibly ENPH, and some of these software prints are ones we’ll look back on the way we look back at $150 TSLA and $100 META. Realizations about free electricity from the sky are finally starting to break through. The most viral video of the last week for the vocal techbro communities has been the dishwasher nerd explaining the economics of free sky electricity. These are the aggro lads who pump stuff like OKLO, so if they wake up to how out of touch we are on solar, then look out. First Solar is better, but the FSLR stock is up 100+% whereas ENPH is down 92%. To me, the one with beaten down price might be more coiled.
!banbet TSLA 475 3d
PYPL also had Musk fingerprints all over it, and look where it is now. TSLA is just polar opposite
TSLA 600 calls December. How retarded is this move?
TSLA going up again as the market's red just makes absolutely no sense
TSLA fanbois out in full force
Your next 23x bagger: TSLA 400p exp 02/04 if it breaks below 420.
it's fucking hilarious that a bunch of people in the files are outright telling eptsone to fuck off and you have elon "girls FTW" musk begging to go to pedo parties. TSLA to fucking 12$ per share.
I think it still applies. When the market crashes (inevitably at some point) all the risk in assets will get crushed and flush out everyone. TSLA seems like the prime candidate. It’s going gangbusters in this bull market but when investors flee, look out below.
Hundreds of millions of drones DCAing SPY with their 510k. TSLA is 2% of SPY and 4% of QQQ
did you see he's gonna saddle spacex with a shit company that losses tons of money? that's so great for TSLA! green!
I can’t comprehend how TSLA is green after it’s Q1 report. How people are still buying into Elon’s bs?
Load up TSLA puts fly to Austin and crash into as many robotaxis as possible?
Elon's X offices have been raided in France. Authroities have a laundry list of potential crimes being investigated including possessio of child pornography. Watch TSLA moonshot with this news.
TSLA is green. who and why tf is anyone going to buy a tesla robot
The crazies merger tbh but also one of the only few I don’t see 🥭 or any anti trust laws blocking, cause corruption. Seeing TSLA is the only listed stock that’s the one that will get bought heavily
TSLA merging with all companies under 13 years old
Just got out of a meeting- what is happening to EV stocks? RIVN and TSLA went from shit to moon in a few candles
TSLA buyers are Peter Puffers
Yeah but when is the market rational? Look at the overvaluation of CVNA, TSLA, PLTR etc
Twitter under investigation for rampant CP, Musk emails begging to go to pedo island released, Tesla stopping production of cars, TSLA +5%.
Who the hell is still buying TSLA market makers are making it a bit too obvious
Anyone care to explain this random TSLA rip? While the market's red? Makes zero sense.
Look at that pure manipulation on TSLA. Dumps for the entire trading session, and green all of a sudden. You cannot make this shit up. TSLA is a hedge against recession.
So as a TSLA shareholder I already own some SpaceX ? Sweet
If you're over-allocated in SPY and you're looking for a hedge, buy some $TSLA
TSLA might be the only defensive stock out there. Good news = Giga pump Bad new = Pump Disastrous news = Elon tweets and lies to his mouthbreathing fanbase = Pump
TSLA is immune to bad news: 1. Pivot to selling robots instead of cars 2. FSD promised since 2018 3. FSD not approved in China and EU 4. Unprofitable robotaxi 5. CEO is a predator Stock barely dips and only pumps.
Everything dumping but TSLA massive green candle