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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Believe it or not, TSLA calls.
Bought my one lonely TSLA call at 2:40pm. I’ll see a spike that allows me to profit
I think I’ve unhinged shitpostsd enough, I hope I was able to make you guys laugh Goodnight WSB TSLA 385C
Great company. I personally spend a ton of money each year on AAPL products, and I was waiting to upgrade an M5 Ultra with 512 GB for exactly this reason (who knows if it will even get released at this point). The reason I only kept AAPL at market weight within the Mag 7 is two-fold: - They have the highest valuation of any Mag 7 (besides TSLA). - They have the lowest growth rate of any Mag 7 (besides TSLA). From Fiscal.ai, but other sources tell a similar story: | Stock | Trailing P/E | Forward P/E | Revenue CAGR (3 yr) | Dil EPS CAGR (3 yr) | |:--|:--|:--|:--|:--| | NVDA | 36.4 | 24.2 | 68.8% | 86.2% | | AAPL | 31.5 | 28.4 | 4.0% | 10.3% | | GOOGL | 28.3 | 25.5 | 12.5% | 33.4% | | MSFT | 24.3 | 21.4 | 14.4% | 21.1% | | AMZN | 29.1 | 26.3 | 11.7% | 198.3% | | META | 25.8 | 19.5 | 19.9% | 39.8% | | TSLA | 352.1 | 181.1 | 5.2% | (-33.2%) |
Not feeling too good about tomorrow for my TSLA calls
Elon promises magic beans will end work forever, Dow moons 10k points, and TSLA becomes the most profitable company in cosmic history because every Frieren fan finally found something even dumber than claiming 1000-year-old elf lolis are “perfectly legal waifu material,” you pathetic pedo-weeb regard.
Not feeling too good about tomorrow for my TSLA puts
That's also why TSLA can't hold $400
Funds rotate capital, dumping one stock and pumping another to make a market in it, and you won't know ahead of time which sectors will be popular, but sooner or later they all take a turn. If AI starts to grind to a halt then space and quantum stocks will likely be a "future" pump target. We're seeing RKLB and others only today heading up as the rest of the market fell. So I'd say don't bet against a sector, fundamentals mean less now than they ever have in some areas. One thing to look at is institutional ownership. TSLA is an interesting reference point, in that it isn't the next big thing in anything any more, yet it's stock stays pumped due to fans and institutional ownership (plus when it runs you can get a decent return on your calls in short time!). TLDR: I wouldn't.
I really hope TSLA can fly tomorrow so I can make a little scratch 😏
"Elon promises magic beans will lead to no one having to work anymore; Dow up 10k points and TSLA becomes most profitable company in the history of the universe".
The market can stay dumb longer than you can stay solvent. Look at TSLA its worth like 43 million for every 100k the businesses brings in.
TSLA is going sub 350, you heard it here first.
SNDK is the new TSLA
TSLA fair value is $7
I usually decide on the fly based on how the market’s moving, but I’ve got TSLA, META, OSCR, AMZN, and HOOD on my radar. Been contemplating ORCL as well beaten down quite a lot.
Im buying calls for 2027 and 2028 for any electric car company i can find... & 🖕 TSLA..They are NOT it.
Should’ve held those TSLA calls they’re going to be worth a lot more tomorrow
TSLA calls at close were the play. No reason for that dip.
Full port TSLA calls lol!
Sold my 🚗 can’t afford gas prices. Going all in on TSLA and flip to SpaceX in June.
##in the future you can only drive TSLA's because we blew up all the oil in the world for funsies.
TSLA is still 90% over valued
##I see the market is rotating into the security of OTM TSLA calls and Bitcoin.
I rolled deep ITM TSLA covered calls all year. I only collected about ~$24k in credits from rolling, but the realized gain from the option closes shows ~$43k. Robinhood says this is normal because each roll realizes gains separately. I want to sanity check if that logic is correct.
TSLA reached 380 way ahead of MSFT
Whenever TSLA opens red it’s typically bought up and rallies intraday. Not today. Retail exhausted? They’re going to dump this shit so hard tm?
Is TSLA a multi-generational wealth opportunity at the current price?
TSLA reliably under 400 . End of an era
TSLA will be over $390 tomorrow The only reason I’m saying this with any conviction is because MM’s don’t want to pay out those pooters
TSLA you are an EV company You should be mooning off the oil crisis
If TSLA hits 390 today I will flip the biggest dude off at the gym later for no reason at all and take a vid for yall
alright Im march madness commish this year, where to tuck the money until final? TSLA?
This fat hawgs gonna pay up for once. Lifetime I'm 45k down on TSLA options. But I didn't hear no bell.
#HODLING TSLA 385C Idk why though
Oh shit, bear flag on TSLA! Full port short it!!!
Every time I enter a TSLA position I get fkd .. EVERY TIME
Every time I Evey’s a TSLA position I get fkd .. EVERY TIME
Look at TSLA actually properly selling off alongside the market. Maybe the TSLA cult is finally realizing the sex robots aren't going to print money. Oh fuck, if the TSLA investors come back to reality, they'll start figuring out how overvalued the whole market is next!
If TSLA goes green today I will just absolutely shit my pants
BTO 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @2.78ea;
BTO 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @2.78ea;
All I know is that this means TSLA will be up $25 tomorrow. If you're asking the reason why, then you haven't watched TSLA long enough to know that TSLA needs no reason.
Yo trump just got assassinated TSLA down -200%
Just when I thought TSLA couldn’t get any lower, it does. FUCK U
elon has officially lost money on his $1B TSLA buyback
oil is stable, a bit down, market is coming back up, TSLA might have some catchup to do as the rebound happens, TSLA to $389.8 soon
Well at least TSLA is down too. lol
Funny enough I just want TSLA to pump a little so I can get a better entry on puts LOL
Surely TSLA can’t go much lower… *checks their PE* 😳😳😳
It's quite refreshing to see TSLA act appropriately for once and have a decent drop when the market is blood red. The world is healing
Selling to close TSLA puts here. Nice.
Double bad news for TSLA with deliveries estimate cut down even further. NHTSA probe because their cars can’t drive in the rain. Instant +3% green candle at open
TSLA up 68% from 5 years ago. Your rage makes me want to buy it
If you bought TRASHLA 5 Years ago You would be RED today FUCK ELON FUCK TSLA
Negative GEX on TSLA along with bad news oh my puts better print
Smaller stock with cheaper options contracts, I have small account which is why I’m here in the first place, I’ve trade TSLA once though
NHTSA - OPENS ENGINEERING ANALYSIS (EA) ON EST 3,203,754 TESLA US VEHICLES EQUIPPED WITH FSD OVER FAILURE OF THE FSD’S DEGRADATION DETECTION SYSTEM Remember that one time when Elon had a business model that got ripped out from under him? Homie fucked around and found out. TSLA 69 Is not a meme.
Have you seen how Anduril has actually performed outside of controlled tests ??? TSLA of drone warfare 💩
Microsoft (MSFT) — 22% Most stable + diversified revenue (cloud, AI, enterprise) NVIDIA (NVDA) — 20% AI backbone, but slightly trimmed due to volatility Apple (AAPL) — 15% Strong cash flow, ecosystem lock-in Alphabet (GOOGL) — 14% Undervalued relative to AI + ads dominance Meta Platforms (META) — 12% High growth but more cyclical (ads) Amazon (AMZN) — 10% AWS strong, retail margins still meh Tesla (TSLA) — 7% High upside, but highest risk in the group
I can totally see TSLA becoming an oil tech company
I would do 0% TSLA, 50% META 50% NVDA, if I was feeling really wild 10% MSFT and 10% GOOG, I would not buy amzn and I would never buy TSLA if my company had it's valuation my small business grossing between 100-200k a year would be valued at like 43 million dollars.
Everyone is starting to get nervous about how the people buying Nvidia chips are being paid by Nvidia to buy their chips. Those same companies (who are getting paid by nvidia for promising to buy nvidia chips) are themselves valued at literally 1,000,000% or more of their annual revenue. It would be like if the whole world's GDP was driven by twelve people in an auction house buying and selling the same painting back and forth to each other for an extra trillion dollars every time. It's ok, because even if you're at negative $1T from buying it, you can just get someone else to promise to buy it for $2T. Consider yourself educated on the modern stock market. Just like tulips, TSLA and NVDA will never, ever crash no matter how silly the numbers get...
back in July I punted $6k on OTM TSLA puts expiring tomorrow. TLSA went up +$60 instead of down $60 like I was expecting.
5 I use a balanced portfolio of different asset classes using a 4% allocation and a 25% trailing stop. Right before the dot.com bubble. I have a fear of being broke in my old age. A 2,000% win on HIMS in two days. I bought Bitcoin @$250 as a speculative investment. Sold at $60k and never looked back. I was also an early investor in TSLA @$22 p/s. Too many to list. I like to get into investments before the herd. I am about as dialed in as one can be minus a Bloomy. I am a one-stop shop from dividends to ten-baggers to daytrading. Bonds would be my weakest area of expertise although I do have a strategy in that space. I have 5 financial subscription services. I have more picks than I can possibly buy. I also attend one or two financial conferences a year.
Why can't we just keep pumping the market every single day without fail. Why can only TSLA have the regard strength to be propped up that hard.
down $5k, but only because I punted $6k on TSLA puts expiring Friday
Median price target error for Mag 7. Stock Median Error (tight estimate) AAPL ~15–18% MSFT ~14–18% GOOGL ~15–20% AMZN ~18–25% META ~20–30% NVDA ~25–40% TSLA ~30–50% What the data tells me is they are terrible at their jobs.
Where's AVGO, and why is TSLA on that list?
I hate to say but... elevated gas prices for an extended period of time increases the attractiveness of EVs.. And since Chinese EVs are still banned in the states, that could be bullish for TSLA in the medium term.
Based on current prices: - NVDA: 25% - GOOG: 25% - MSFT: 25% - AMZN: 15% - META: 15% - AAPL: 5% - TSLA: -10%
!banbet TSLA 375 1w
!banner TSLA 375 1W
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GOOG>AMZN>AAPL>NVDA>MSFT. META is being stupid with money. TSLA is kinda falling behind in the EV market. MSFT is being stupid with decissions but their OS releases are always 1 version sh-t 1 version actually good. 10 was good, so 11 had to be sh-t, 12 will be good. Since everything is relatively expensive I'll just base it on the ammount of least stupid decissions and user or customer retention.
Tokenized securities allow for excellent improvements such as instant settlement, reduced fees, easier proxy voting, universal data access, and 100 to 1 leverage using tokenized TSLA to bet on sports via polymarket.
100% TSLA (short), 0% rest
Interesting weights. Some people will cut AAPL down to 8, it's the most mature of the 7 with the least AI upside near term. Take that and add it to NVDA. TSLA at 2 feels right, more of a sentiment stock than a fundamentals play at this point.
Youre right that Vol is underpriced Relative to historical realized vol. however that historical realized vol is fucking crazy and the 134% iv rank reflects that. Another stock youll see this setup on is TSLA. IV doesnt get much higher for earnings prints. On underlying such as MU and TSLA you will see this setup a lot but long vol into earnings is almost never a good idea. Id still rather sell options into that setup. I understand what you saw there and theoretically you can run the long straddle or Long IC and make money but IMO its not worth it bc it rarely ever works in practice
The one time EPS comparisons can be compared directly is when the share prices are similar, as they are for MU and TSLA. But if you want to adjust for share count, MU's quarterly net income of $14.0 billion was almost 4 times higher than TSLA's annual net income of $3.8 billion.
While I agree TSLA is garbage, price per share doesn't matter
MU just reported $12.07 diluted EPS in a single quarter, beating their guidance of $8.42 and up from $4.60 last quarter. They are guiding for $19.15 next quarter. For reference, TSLA's combined diluted EPS for the last twenty quarters is $12.67. MU and TSLA have similar price per shares.
Got TSLA 0dte calls for 395 about 30 mins before close at extreme RSI as I thought, TSLA didn't stop bleeding until EOD, not even a single meaningful green candle. Lost 100%, $1600. Gonna kill myself. That's to addition to $2500 loss on META calls as well.
TSLA sucks now. It used to go up and down 5%-10% regularly. Now this shitter barely moves 1%-2%.
Now is the right time to buy TSLA as oil is going up. TSLA could be a multi generational wealth building opportunity.
bought TSLA 0dte calls 8 minutes ago, couldn't time it better
Sold my TSLA put but I still see it dropping to 390 today.