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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA is the recession safehaven stock.
you’d advise more TSLA calls after the stock is up +20% in less than a month 💀?
Got SPY calls and TSLA puts.... I CANT LOSE XD
Tinfoil hat theory: They’re ‘training’ TSLA bros that it always V’s, so when the big one comes they’ll have plenty of exit liquidity.
Should probably just buy TSLA and pot shares at this point.
TSLA ultimate meme stock keeps rising on speculation and delivering nothing
TSLA is gonna hit 500 this week and nothing is gonna stop it
TSLA will not dominate this market baby. They are behind 80 other companies right now
Meanwhile garbage like TSLA pumping SMH
Market down? TSLA up 1% Market up? TSLA up 4%
Congratulations to TSLA stocks bought exactly one year ago: they are now at breakeven!
4 hours of non stop TSLA buying down, 2 more hours of non stop TSLA buying to go
When TSLA is up 6% in 2 days without a single fucking drop of profit taking you know it's only a mater of time for a massive SPY and QQQ rally after trapping bears
TSLA will perpetually continue it’s hype and most people dont care. Been like this for years
Reddit has been calling Tesla overvalued for like 6 years straight now, and they have been horribly wrong. TSLA +2000%, SP500 +117% in the same time frame.
Page 69 of "The big beautiful bol": "Markets will crash. CALLS will be fuk, tragic... but $TSLA doesn't give a shit" we have the best taxis in the world, everyone says it, the most beautiful taxis and the best sexy robot, everyone is calling us, begging for them. It's gonna be trillions and trillions of cars sold, nobody's ever seen anything like that
$TSLA up on news their cars crash 10x as often as human drivers? Interesting.
All the deep value like PLTR, CVNA, TSLA green
When they are done trimming GOOG & AAPL. TSLA & NVDA have been keeping it balanced, that’s why you haven’t seen MAG 7 drop, this isn’t really a red day.
Not only will robots be taking your job you'll be PAYING them to do so. TSLA $2000
Also, TSLA hasn‘t shown that it works or can get regulatory approval.
Oh you know just using the AMZN app to buy presents for everyone, then watching a movie on AMZN prime video, then most likely using a service hosted on AMZN AWS before using my AMZN echo as a recipe reader...oops my other AMZN devices are going off throughout my home BRB. This meme shit should definitely be red on the year; absolutely dogshit unlike TSLA or CVNA.
83K contracts traded for TSLA $480c
Seems kind of fake today, if there was genuine worry people would be closing TSLA positions.
DIS META NFLX TSLA PLTR all green
TSLA 500, SPY 670 EOW .. I didn’t write the rules
maRKEtS cAn STAy IRRAtiOnal L0nGer mfs but no calls on TSLA in the 6 years you've been whinging about rigged markets? All foresight, no foreskin-in-the-game, smh.
My portfolio has been flat for the past 3 months, but TSLA is green while everything else burns 🥴
Seen it once seen it a thousand times Massive end of day rally on SPY and QQQ with TSLA leading the way to 485 +2% day after a +4% day Almost too easy at this point
#It's 2050. About 70% of SPY is TSLA. LMAO🤌
Imagine not investing in TSLA and listening to Reddit. Hahahahahahaha
#Even god can't stop TSLA pumping LMAO🤌
Classic TSLA fraud green on a red day
Google does more rides every week in more cities….. TSLA has already lost the lead
If you dont think the market is manipulated you obviously missed TSLA becoming 3% of S&P500 on a declining revenue when everything is falling. The US market is cooked, and that's just a big, flashing warning that the retards are in charge
Imagine SPY is down 0.7% and everything is red, but you bought puts on TSLA, which is green. Now imagine that. You did this two days in a row.
TSLA to 250 should be heartwarming
That's for my low bid TSLA puts 😳😅
Bruh this ain’t a fucking trade diary, tighten this shit up. Also, this is not a sell off. Just because 65% of the 13 stocks you know are getting walloped (likely because they’re speculative dog shit) and you‘re losing your ass on TSLA puts ***(hahaha first time?)*** doesn’t change the fact that the majors indices are within 2-4% of all time high. It’s not even a correction yet.
TSLA can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent :(
You forgot TSLA as well
if you could send one stock to $0, would you pick TSLA or CVNA?
i would rather miss out on TSLA gains than to lose money on this overvalued turd i can not believe anyone is buying options with premiums that high leveraged shares are the only way to go which is why TSLL is always on after hours charts for high volume
TSLA uses Klapaucius in real life. There is no reason for this shit be green.
You keep forgetting, TSLA is the only public company out of the musky empire. People buy in because they want indirect exposure to SpaceX, Twitter, Boring Company, etc.
TSLA up SPY down just like everyone predicted
TSLA is > 3.4 x as valuable as Samsung
When will TSLA come back to 250 it's home
All along, TSLA was misunderstood. It is a risk hedge, not a risk asset.
Healthcare down and TSLA up, very clear sign of incoming big bear market right? Lmao
Imagine when SPY goes green. TSLA $500 coming
Lol. Up the rocket booster, down the stairs. TSLA is not real. But congrats to whoever wasn‘t the greatest fool (yet).
How are people still buying TSLA seriously
Why didn’t y’all buy short dated TSLA calls again? You hate free money? The company hurt your feelings? 🥺
How regarded is it to but some TSLA puts right now, this shit keeps going up everyday man
TSLA continuing to go up despite bad news every week is sure evidence that this market is fake and rigged..
I said the same thing just a day ago - Cults are loyal. TSLA is a "flight to safety"
When TSLA was at $440 calls were a bad idea. Some knuckle head out there made a fortune on an objectively bad investment. Meme trading at its finest lol
TSLA permeable need to be studied. Who sees this price and says “sure I’ll take 50 shares”
!banbet TSLA -4% 8d
PLTR and TSLA have the same chart
!banbet TSLA -3% 8d
!banbet TSLA -2% 8d
TSLA will stop going up the moment folks on r/stocks stop complaining and bitching about it being overvalued. Which is never. So that's great news to Tesla shareholders.
TSLA puts holders in shambles
There are lots of investments besides TSLA that can beat TSLA or the sp500 for that matter.
TSLA trying to break out of $480 again, it could be over for ber if it succeeds
TSLA holding the market again. Is this your God!?!?
$TSLA bulls might be the single dumbest positive-return investors on the planet.
The Tesla is tanking narrative feels more like headline noise than what the chart is actually showing. Being 1% off ATH while auto sales are slowing tells you the market isn’t valuing TSLA as a pure car company anymore. Whether that robot/AI premium is justified long term is debatable, but clearly investors are still buying the story for now. Price action > opinions.
In a few weeks I will be making a post for the regards buying TSLA here at $466 to show themselves
TSLA and CVNA safe harbor stocks still lol
True fundamental values are measured. Speculative values about what Tesla could generate in revenue in some far off future is all we have right now. Tons of speculation driven by questionably motivated analysts, uninformed investors, financial companies with vested interest to keep TSLA volatile, etc. you can do some simple back of napkin math with all the rosy speculative revenue numbers and still come nowhere close to justifying the current stock price. Does not stop people from trading this stock everyday and relying on the greater fool theory for profit.
Musk and the permabols need TSLA to not dump until SpaceX IPO imo
I want to short TSLA so bad and I never will.
100% shorting / puts on TSLA
No. Wanna buy some undervalued TSLA and CVNA stock? They are basically free at this low juicy level.
TSLA was down nearly 50% earlier this year. Bers have been absolutely vaporized since then
Short TSLA at $480 sell in the next 1hr repeat
TSLA just refuses to stay red holy fucking christ, it's disgusting
cant believe "when in doubt, buy TSLA calls" still works after all those months
deliveries are down and it's 317 P/E right now. but as we know TSLA is unfazed by reality. it's impossible to make any prediction of this stock with accuracy because it doesnt adhere to fundamental analysis. by literally every single metric it is a bubble waiting to burst but it has been this way for over 10 years now.
NVDA goes down, TSLA goes up. we going back with to our ex
It is economic approximation of “true value”. But in that way, most companies are under or over valued. The appropriate valuation of a company is what people are willing to pay, and for high p/e companies like tesla i mostly agree with u/Efficient_Moss_9928. At present, TSLA does not deliver on its valuation with profit. However, shareholders (the many and the whales) would prefer to speculate on a very very profitable future. This is why its so volatile even as a mag7, because of its unproven model, IMHO
Oracle will be based on TSLA logic in 2026. Losing money at a generational rate? Stock goes up.
Imagine losing all your money risky volatile ETFs like SPY and QQQ calls instead of sleeping safe and sound with low risk conservative TSLA calls
New article out today that says TSLA may post a loss in Q4, which would put it's PE at around 800. Therefore TSLA is green in a very red market.
TSLA dumping!??? Thought that was impossible
TSLA bers calling FSD immature. Cmon guys this tech was present in 2016. Those crashes that you hear about ? Fake news.
The no driver on TSLA taxi is huge news, how are you supposed to jack it with a guy sitting up front