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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Microsoft (MSFT) — 22% Most stable + diversified revenue (cloud, AI, enterprise) NVIDIA (NVDA) — 20% AI backbone, but slightly trimmed due to volatility Apple (AAPL) — 15% Strong cash flow, ecosystem lock-in Alphabet (GOOGL) — 14% Undervalued relative to AI + ads dominance Meta Platforms (META) — 12% High growth but more cyclical (ads) Amazon (AMZN) — 10% AWS strong, retail margins still meh Tesla (TSLA) — 7% High upside, but highest risk in the group
I can totally see TSLA becoming an oil tech company
I would do 0% TSLA, 50% META 50% NVDA, if I was feeling really wild 10% MSFT and 10% GOOG, I would not buy amzn and I would never buy TSLA if my company had it's valuation my small business grossing between 100-200k a year would be valued at like 43 million dollars.
Everyone is starting to get nervous about how the people buying Nvidia chips are being paid by Nvidia to buy their chips. Those same companies (who are getting paid by nvidia for promising to buy nvidia chips) are themselves valued at literally 1,000,000% or more of their annual revenue. It would be like if the whole world's GDP was driven by twelve people in an auction house buying and selling the same painting back and forth to each other for an extra trillion dollars every time. It's ok, because even if you're at negative $1T from buying it, you can just get someone else to promise to buy it for $2T. Consider yourself educated on the modern stock market. Just like tulips, TSLA and NVDA will never, ever crash no matter how silly the numbers get...
back in July I punted $6k on OTM TSLA puts expiring tomorrow. TLSA went up +$60 instead of down $60 like I was expecting.
5 I use a balanced portfolio of different asset classes using a 4% allocation and a 25% trailing stop. Right before the dot.com bubble. I have a fear of being broke in my old age. A 2,000% win on HIMS in two days. I bought Bitcoin @$250 as a speculative investment. Sold at $60k and never looked back. I was also an early investor in TSLA @$22 p/s. Too many to list. I like to get into investments before the herd. I am about as dialed in as one can be minus a Bloomy. I am a one-stop shop from dividends to ten-baggers to daytrading. Bonds would be my weakest area of expertise although I do have a strategy in that space. I have 5 financial subscription services. I have more picks than I can possibly buy. I also attend one or two financial conferences a year.
Why can't we just keep pumping the market every single day without fail. Why can only TSLA have the regard strength to be propped up that hard.
down $5k, but only because I punted $6k on TSLA puts expiring Friday
Median price target error for Mag 7. Stock Median Error (tight estimate) AAPL ~15–18% MSFT ~14–18% GOOGL ~15–20% AMZN ~18–25% META ~20–30% NVDA ~25–40% TSLA ~30–50% What the data tells me is they are terrible at their jobs.
Where's AVGO, and why is TSLA on that list?
I hate to say but... elevated gas prices for an extended period of time increases the attractiveness of EVs.. And since Chinese EVs are still banned in the states, that could be bullish for TSLA in the medium term.
Based on current prices: - NVDA: 25% - GOOG: 25% - MSFT: 25% - AMZN: 15% - META: 15% - AAPL: 5% - TSLA: -10%
!banbet TSLA 375 1w
!banner TSLA 375 1W
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GOOG>AMZN>AAPL>NVDA>MSFT. META is being stupid with money. TSLA is kinda falling behind in the EV market. MSFT is being stupid with decissions but their OS releases are always 1 version sh-t 1 version actually good. 10 was good, so 11 had to be sh-t, 12 will be good. Since everything is relatively expensive I'll just base it on the ammount of least stupid decissions and user or customer retention.
Tokenized securities allow for excellent improvements such as instant settlement, reduced fees, easier proxy voting, universal data access, and 100 to 1 leverage using tokenized TSLA to bet on sports via polymarket.
100% TSLA (short), 0% rest
Interesting weights. Some people will cut AAPL down to 8, it's the most mature of the 7 with the least AI upside near term. Take that and add it to NVDA. TSLA at 2 feels right, more of a sentiment stock than a fundamentals play at this point.
Youre right that Vol is underpriced Relative to historical realized vol. however that historical realized vol is fucking crazy and the 134% iv rank reflects that. Another stock youll see this setup on is TSLA. IV doesnt get much higher for earnings prints. On underlying such as MU and TSLA you will see this setup a lot but long vol into earnings is almost never a good idea. Id still rather sell options into that setup. I understand what you saw there and theoretically you can run the long straddle or Long IC and make money but IMO its not worth it bc it rarely ever works in practice
The one time EPS comparisons can be compared directly is when the share prices are similar, as they are for MU and TSLA. But if you want to adjust for share count, MU's quarterly net income of $14.0 billion was almost 4 times higher than TSLA's annual net income of $3.8 billion.
While I agree TSLA is garbage, price per share doesn't matter
MU just reported $12.07 diluted EPS in a single quarter, beating their guidance of $8.42 and up from $4.60 last quarter. They are guiding for $19.15 next quarter. For reference, TSLA's combined diluted EPS for the last twenty quarters is $12.67. MU and TSLA have similar price per shares.
Got TSLA 0dte calls for 395 about 30 mins before close at extreme RSI as I thought, TSLA didn't stop bleeding until EOD, not even a single meaningful green candle. Lost 100%, $1600. Gonna kill myself. That's to addition to $2500 loss on META calls as well.
TSLA sucks now. It used to go up and down 5%-10% regularly. Now this shitter barely moves 1%-2%.
Now is the right time to buy TSLA as oil is going up. TSLA could be a multi generational wealth building opportunity.
bought TSLA 0dte calls 8 minutes ago, couldn't time it better
Sold my TSLA put but I still see it dropping to 390 today.
TSLA still being up is an insult
Satan’s 5 minute red candle cock just took me out of my TSLA calls.
$TSLA dragging the market up!!
Of course TSLA and PLTR are green today. Trash always seems to flourish on red days.
TSLA only goes up. Tenbagger this year
I like RIVN and think they have potential but I don’t think they fit the bill of 10x by end of the decade. Purely based on industry comps, F for example, is worth 2.5x RIVN. F has 40x the revenue of RIVN. Obviously that’s a simplistic comparison but RIVN is pretty much purely a car company, unlike TSLA which has all the extra stuff they are doing to build hype and market cap. RIVN really has to increase revenues massively IMO to see real growth, but I don’t see upside past like 60bil unless they somehow dominate the car scene like nobody has ever done.
Guys I think TSLA stock is being manipulated
Is it really that hard for TSLA to dump?
Two zero innovating shit stocks like MSFT and TSLA are trading at the exact same nominal price - 397. It's a shame because both are worth 50 cents at most
Three MAG7 names are sitting in low volatility compression right now: MSFT, AMZN, and TSLA. That's the textbook coiled spring setup before a big move. If Powell says anything remotely hawkish or dovish, those compression patterns break hard in one direction. MSFT has the best backtest at 58% win rate on the breakout.
That NVDA sideways comment is spot on - gap up yesterday, fade today, 51% on the short side. The real play is the compression setups: MSFT, AMZN, and TSLA are all coiled up waiting for Powell. The guy buying MSFT leaps might actually win if this compression breaks upward.
!banbet TSLA 390 7h
The SEC needs to crack down on Elon/TSLA bullshit if only because they’re not even trying anymore. It’s just the same lie over and over for literally a decade.
!banbet TSLA 350 21d
Babyoil is good for TSLA if Elon says so
Cheap oil is good for TSLA aswell
Expensive oil is good for TSLA
Elon about to sell some TSLA stock to pay for this new deal
was up 1K thanks to ADBE puts, now down pretty much the same thanks to TSLA puts I've held too long, sigh
Spx mafia has a few favorites which hold up the whole family. Two of them are MU and TSLA. The reason i call it "Spx Mafia" is becouse they put thetagangs to shame. These are extraordinary symbols becouse the premium is priced like we're in the middle of the apocolypse, the reality is, whenever some schmuck thinks he can do theta there they bankrupt his ass so fast he cant even blink. Its probobly advantageous to be a degen on those despite the high price cuz theyll never let IV die there.
NVDIA is leading in AI hardware - you can tell by their order backlog. TSLA has no robotics order backlog... because they have no customers/orders.
FWIW, look all the tickers and ran it through my multibagger evaluator tool, which screens for criteria based on historical characteristics of multibagger stocks. Here's the ranking, with best likelihood to 10x at #1 and worst at #17. Market cap size is a very important factor. 1. FATN 2. TE 3. GNSS 4. BULL 5. KMD 6. PNG 7. RDDT 8. ACHR 9. JOBY 10. QIMC 11. NURS 12. TEAM 13. ORCL 14. HGRAF 15. UBER 16. TSLA 17. QS
TSLA easily they are leading in robotics
I don't think TSLA is crashing. PLTR is meh, CVNA is calls.
So that Elon doesn't have to report shitty TSLA earnings ever again
Dad angrily knocks on my door and forces it open. I scramble to hide my Grok powered Teslight. I shout to him "Get out of my room, I'm rebating!" TSLA +2%
When this shit market actually falls apart, the most overpriced retardation will plummet the hardest. Positions: $PLTR 130 puts Apr 17th exp, $TSLA 350 puts Apr 17th exp, $CVNA 250 puts May 16th exp.
Places like TSLA probably love this. But if companies don’t want to report quarterly I wouldn’t even consider investing in them
Might I suggest adding AMC, TSLA, DJT, NMAX, & GT? These are from my LOL watch list.
FAANG is back, baby! Fuck NVDA and TSLA.
4 of 7 MAG7 names were showing long signals yesterday despite the doom — the market wasn't confused, it was front-running the bounce. TSLA gapped up but historically that fades 53% of the time. The "bad news pump" is just algos playing the backtest
Any1 buying TSLA call OTM like 2 weeks out will make a 10 bagger in a week
I hope MMs get absolutely crushed on TSLA next week for this
TSLA just dump or go higher there's no reason this should be range bound
Almost half daily volume on TSLA when it hit 400 that is absurd MM's trying so hard to keep this price range bound. Absolutely criminal this past week
More criminal price action on TSLA today. If you have been writing calls for the past 3 months making bank like MM's
Same but had TSLA calls as well which hit
remember when TSLA wasn't boring as fuck
Sucks that TSLA is almost back up to 400 on what, false promises of a roadster and some enormous capex spend into chip manufacturing? And we want less reporting from these frauds?
Fucking TSLA man. Manipulated POS
AI valuations will for sure stall for a very long time if not heavily retract. The US as a society is not capable of expanding the grid fast enough for the projections. The valuations don't make sense if the companies have to foot the bill for their own power usage expansions. This is basically ignoring China is 4-6 months on their heels releasing open weights. Good luck extracting heavy margins with that hanging around your neck. TSLA is a scam. Scams can hold crazy valuations. Q1 sales aren't expected to break 350k. AI tech itself though...yeah probably coming for your job. Going to get rough for people.
Who was supposed to the monopolist? TSLA? They had always been years behind GOOGL Waymo.
TSLA over 400 would be spectacular
TSLA and NVDA rug pool at open SPY don’t you dare follow
Unlike TSLA and NVDA which also gapped up 1%+ today, backtests actually favor riding META's gap, history says stay long here. Three gaps this morning and the data splits: fade two, ride one. META is the one to ride.
Three MAG7 names gapping up 1%+ this morning (TSLA, NVDA, META) but the backtests split interestingly. TSLA and NVDA favor the fade (short), META favors the ride (long). Data says fade Tesla gaps at 53% win rate. 4 longs vs 3 shorts overall across the 7 names.
I’ve been here long enough to remember when 90% of WSB was buying SUNE, and saying TSLA was a scam that would never reach $50 90% of WSB is now saying AI will blow over
Young Cathie was a fox, but bish promised me TSLA 4200.
NVIDIA has a lot of cash, and this is a good way to deploy it. Not good news for TSLA.
I Lon for the diamonds in the rough; it’s 99.99% research & .01% clicking buttons. $AAPL, $AMZN, $TSLA, etc. were once penny stocks. Minimal effort could make you maximum gains if you choose wisely.
Remember when TSLA used to be hype
Anytime I need a good chuckle, I pull up TSLA’s financial statements. Earnings declining, losing market share, AI/humanoid robots a generation behind lmao. $1.5T market cap.
If the war ends this month you ain't seen anything. I think the market is wanting to rip and just needs some \*real\* good news. Maybe I'm wrong but I expect it will be much higher by the start of summer (unless the war drags out past March.) Disclaimer: I'm long on all my stocks and options except for TSLA.
TSLA call option for 420 that expires on 3/21
> Why not also get rid of GAAP and let companies report whatever numbers they want? There's a TSLA joke to be made in there somewhere.
TSLA is a mass surveillance company
TSLA do something or I’ll do something
Looking like a green shrek TSLA +5% day tmrw
Another hand touches the TSLA is overvalued beacon.
Calls on TSLA, MSTR, CVNA