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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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PLTR and TSLA for instance. Even NVDA but let's ignore it for now.
I love people like this. Thank you for pumping up the market with your careless gambling. You degenerates chase get rich quick schemes while the smart money has gotten rich with discipline and slow but steady indexing. I like to play with TSLA and SPY calls too but I don't do it with my kids' college funds LOL. I know this is a gambling sub and words like VTI are sacrilege but DAMN lol. This is why you wage slaves stay poor LOL thanks for the motivation.
Makes sense. Right now, the only big crash can come from TSLA and PLTR I think. Rest are fairly valued.
We would all be crazy wealthy if that stupid money on TSLA were to be spread around…. Such a stupid money dump
Honestly outside of PLTR and TSLA, rest of them are fairly priced.
He has bought $1B worth of Puts on NVDA and PLTR combined! I am specifically concerned about these few names (NVDA, TSLA and PLTR).
You must be kidding me. PLTR? TSLA?
Yeah but then do the stocks which are already this expensive get to inflate even more? I can understand that GOOGL goes up or META does. But PLTR? TSLA? and even NVDA is not really that cheap.
That's what I thought. Not sure about NVDA but for sure GOOGL and META. But PLTR and TSLA are insanely expensive. I wonder who is buying them at these prices to the extent the stocks are moving higher even at these valuation levels.
I love posts like this. I'm up 6 figures this year with boring indexing and a little fun money on SPY calls and buying TSLA shares when the cry cry liberals were burning them in April LOL.
China makes way better electrical cars, I would expect TSLA to progressively faceplant in the Chinese environment. But as u/prob666 so eloquently exclaims, CALLS!
Only PLTR and TSLA are particularly expensive. META, GOOG, MSFT, NVDA etc. are all valued fairly.
A lot of regards in this sub invested in weedstocks instead of TSLA/NVDA in 2017 and have become bitter permabers.
Today’s TSLA news: China sales crater, execs for cybertruck and models Y and 3 have quit. The stock: up 4% / 60bn. Very cool.
Bloom Energy's forward PE is a bit less than PLTR and TSLA. I'd rate Bloom's future potential as much better than those two, but I wouldn't invest my lunch money in any them. I do have Bloom as a decent percentage in one ETF, and have been pleased by it the past six months obviously.
Yea the man’s addicted to ket and spends his time sucking at Diablo But I’m sure he’ll come up with something innovative for TSLA any decade now
TSLA ROC 2022: 40%. 2025: 20% and lowering YoY. Ford ROC 10%. Yet 300X multiple. The math doesn't work. It doesn't. Not. At. All.
*TSLA up 4% on news that sales in China hit their lowest level in 3 years*
STC 2x TSLA 450c 11/14 450c @9.30; 7.46 -> 9.3; 25% profit… more than makes up for selling that 440c to early.
STC 2x TSLA 450c 11/14 450c @9.30; 7.46 -> 9.3; 25% profit… more than makes up for selling that 440c to early.
Loaded TSLA calls after discovering sexy mode. If Elon can make a car horny, imagine what he'll do with Optimus. Sex robots by 2026 or I'm behind the Wendy's dumpster!
Long carmax, long Exxon, short Palantir, short TSLA. Carmax deep value when both political parties both know they won’t get elected if they don’t throw money at poor people. It’s time to sell the top of the K shaped economy and buy the bottom.
And there goes TSLA. They coming for the non bullshit plays next.
Let's see if TSLA can hold its weekly ludicrous nightmare pump.
Nah TSLA's been going crazy lately
A factor I'm not sure you included is the current unique CEO premium. Jobs was a key person at Apple, but the stock was never 10x its peers only because of Jobs. If Musk left TSLA, not only will the growth rate slow, but the stock premium will completely reset. If TSLA was suddenly priced as an amazing fast growing car company its PE might be in the 30-50 range instead of the 300 range.
Go throw your money in TSLA and make back your red today
You... You mean TSLA puts right?
Forget all of this, I'm giving serious thought into full porting into TSLA before close
TSLA is at more than 300 PER with sales and margins falling more than expected in the first 6 weeks of Q4. At this rate they should reach Palantir’s PER range by the end of 2006. That’s a lot for a NFT company (it outputs jpegs and creates lawsuits, it’s a NFT company).
Set a buy order for TSLA calls last night. They filled this morning when it dumped, and just sold for the easiest 35% of my life
TSLA 445 gap filled
#Fuck r/bogleheads. PLTR TSLA CVNA is unstoppable LMAO
BTO 2x TSLA 450c 11/14 450c @7.46
BTO 2x TSLA 450c 11/14 450c @7.46
!banbet TSLA 450 5H
I once shorted TSLA and lost 4k - AMA
Wow… tsla gave up PM gains quick. STC 2x TSLA 440c 11/14 @8.95 9.32 -> 8.95; 4% loss
Wow… tsla gave up PM gains quick. STC 2x TSLA 440c 11/14 @8.95 9.32 -> 8.95; 4% loss
Markets feel weird lately but TSLA and META have been moving clean. Bitget’s running a stock futures 90% fee cut + leaderboard for $250k in TSLA tokens. Might as well use that volume grind for something.
TSLA tanking. PLTR gonna follow suit
So it turns out the same subsidies that everyone laughed at TSLA for losing are what has been making UNH stay afloat. I'm sure they lobbied hard to keep "hard working Americans from paying more" AKA give us our subsidy or we will pass on the cost lmao
Short or long TSLA? If short, go to page 231. If long go to page 57.
Did you see all of Elon’s die hard fans at the TSLA meeting last week? There’s no fundamentals here homie
Shorting TSLA just makes too much sense, right? I'd be dumb for not buying puts 6 months out, right? Sales plummeting, several important leads leaving, all while they give Musk $1T they don't have and full send into an AI bubble that they aren't even really that competative in...has to be cooked...right?
TSLA 🇨🇳 sales crashing… so of course lets give them another $100 billion market cap!!!
You said it “makes no sense to call it a bubble” as long as “the largest companies driving this growth have real revenues.” I pointed out a textbook counterexample: a company with "real revenue" (Cisco) still traded at bubble-level multiples and got obliterated when the cycle turned. Now you’re shifting to “Okay, real revenue isn’t enough; now you also need the right P/E.” Fine, let’s talk P/Es. You companies list conveniently left out one. Tesla (one of your "largest companies" (9th by weight in SP500) and a member of the magnificent seven) with a current P/E of ∼287, far above Cisco’s peak. As for the broader market? The S&P 500 P/E is currently 30.38, which is higher than the 29.04 it was on January 1, 2000. Dismissing the bubble talk based on Nvidia's and few others "only" having a 50 P/E, not only is that historically high, but there are other tech/AI stocks like TSLA that are fueling (to quote Greenspan) irrational evidence, which then inflates the entire S&P well above historical norms (aka a bubble).
Wake me up when TSLA is under $400 😢
Yeah TSLA valuation is completely normal 🤣
TSLA to $8,737,664,738. King regard needs to make $1 trillion
In the short term, TSLA $500 is a no brainer. That's it
RDDT recovery, CELH recovery, TSLA puts
LMAO TSLA bols are the real retards
Solid breakdown of the options here. Personally, I’ve been expressing short-term bearish views like this through onchain stock trading (TSLA included) since it’s faster to execute without worrying about market hours or high fees. Tried it recently on Bitget’s onchain setup where you can trade TSLA anytime, and it makes testing short positions a lot more flexible
Why tf is INTC PE ratio 3,600 😂💀 There’s rumors they will strike a deal with TSLA. Wanted to throw money in but god dam 😂
What's your position smartass? I've got 4 months for mine to play out. I'll put my March 550 TSLA calls against anything you want to throw down. Don't be a poosy. You can talk shit but can you back it up? My 3/20 calls are valued at $2,728 right now.
Holy fuck no wonder you’re huffing out this bullshit with those sorts of positions hahaha TSLA 550 calls lmao
Look at futures flying! The government is reopening doomer. Here's a stat for you. When markets are up 10% entering November, they've finished the year higher 16 years in a row. I triple dog dare you to go short. This an investing sub. I only come here to learn more about making money. Post your position(s). Jan 2027 CIFR call leaps, March 2026 TSLA 550 calls
If a company like TSLA can make a few billion a year and be worth $1.5 trillion then I’m pretty sure the AI bubble is safe
The thing with TSLA is it's entirely built on hype without follow through. Ultimately, it's a car maker that barely makes a profit. (If at all.) Does that mean the stock price *won't* appreciate? Not necessarily. It could hit 8.5T by 2035, sure, but that relies on Elon coming up with more hypeable bullshit to say Tesla is doing, and it requires shareholders to, for another *ten years*, be ok with receiving botched execution at best and no execution at worse. But how long will people stomach their fundamentals not matching their stock price? People are happy to pay a premium for growth... And the market (or a stock price) doesn't need to be rational or realistic... But if a stock ain't growing, and the price is irrational *forever* eventually there must be a downturn. But hey, I'm no oracle.
Should I dca into TSLA or just buy and hold at this price smart people
Is buying and holding TSLA a no brainer considering he'll deliver to get his 1T by 2035 which means over a 8.5T+ cap by then? Is anything else gonna give you the 20-25% yearly return that Elon will
I'm buying and holding TSLA now for at least 15 years. Thoughts
Where is TSLA going on your 0DTE bets?
So, just like the last supposedly ridiculous pay package when he hit all the goals, hmmmm. You were probably the same person who said Amazon and Apple were a joke when they started. It continues to be a company laying the groundwork for vertical integration into multiple outlets. If you choose not to invest, your choice. The OP question was what is your plan. Mine is TSLA, didn't every say it had to be yours.
TSLA share price is a direct reflection of how many suckers out there believe the lies of a conman - you don't have to believe in the vision, just that other people are dumb enough to believe it
TSLA, TSLA, and more TSLA, lol!! For the next 10 years I plan on adding, adding, and adding. I believe that in the vision, AI, robotics, and neurolink was the icing on the cake.
TSLA every week. Just a matter of which direction. Probably a downtrend until Musk tweets something, then a +21 day.
I can’t wait till TSLA falls 95%.
TSLA is not 20% of the S&P500 at number 9 by weight. It is 2.35%. The highest is NVDA at 7.55%. Grossly exaggerating doesn't help understand the issue. The top ten holdings *ARE* 40% of the index value. The top 9 are all big tech companies. #10 is BRK.B. [https://www.slickcharts.com/sp500](https://www.slickcharts.com/sp500)
TSLA is a meme stock based on nothing. I own a Tesla and I drive it, and I have used FSD.
I'm gonna have a lot of passive income coming in when I buy a fleet of RoboTaxis and a harem of TSLA sex robots.
Full self sexing TSLA robots. You won't be involved.
What comes first TSLA sex robots or full self driving?
Well for one, it requires some ambitious goals getting done. It’s not a guarantee he gets that money. Two - it isn’t their money?? The amount TSLA pays its employees (CEO included) doesn’t affect them unless they own TSLA shares. And again, why own TSLA if you don’t believe/like Elon?
I had a thought of buying a 1000.00 leap on TSLA. And rolling it for 5 to 10 years. Or when I am up 150% sell it take my money off the table and buy 2 cheaper call leaps.
I think it was about 20K that I had in Robinhood between crypto and some TSLA that I had and sold off. I started heavily playing options around Spring time and then went REALLY into them after I had some big wins on OPEN back in July. Lots of ups and downs but overall I got to 250k until a few weeks ago.
An equally weighted portfolio of the most mentioned stocks on Reddit this year. 1. TSLA (Tesla) 2. NVDA (NVIDIA) 3. GME (GameStop) 4. AMC (AMC Entertainment) 5. PLTR (Palantir Technologies) 6. META (Meta Platforms) 7. AAPL (Apple) 8. AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) 9. HOOD (Robinhood Markets) 10. SOFI (SoFi Technologies) Provides a YTD return of 55.36%
It's not a scam if his advice is free. You either take it or you don't. Plenty of traders use the wheel strategy, but you have to be careful. IF you use it on a volatile stock like TSLA you're gonna get burned by a spike up or down. If you use it on a more stable stock like AAPL you can make a nice passive income every week. I never go more than 2 weeks out and my spreads are always way OTM to reduce risk. I might only make .25 per contract but that adds up to a couple hundred dollars a week in passive income.
Bro, those dividends going to pump TSLA and PLTR
Elon's going to get TSLA to 8T faster than expected lmao
NVDA TSLA Calls after dip
If you think TSLA valuation has anything to do with reality, have your Tesla FSD drive drop you off at the nearest nut house.
The only reason I'm not a multi-millionaire right now is that I let this same idea convince me to sell my TSLA holdings in 2019.
I’m in Vancouver & feel like I see them pretty often. Obviously not as popular as TSLA since they’ve only been around for a few years & they’re trucks. Trucks are just not built for this city. I definitely see more RIVN than Hummers.
i mean ppl shit on OpenAI and their deals for crashing the market last week.. meanwhile we got Elon making these kind of 'predictions'. Yeah ok. I guess if TSLA goes down it doesnt take half the SP500 with it since it didnt make that many partnerships, but still. Like what kind of pure grade A bullshit is this 100x economic output for robots that prolly wont ever get made, or at scale at all? 5000 trillion USA GDP in a few years? SURE YEP.
Robots will be controlled by Indians, thus ending poverty. TSLA $1000 by end of 2026.
It's a testament to the unfair advantages of massive amounts of capital that Zuck's company is still running (and he's still running it). His AI move was nothing but wild flailing and buckets of money set on fire. I know META makes money on ads and things but I'd sooner invest in ~~PLTR~~ ~~TSLA~~ any of the other Mag7 first. GOOG is still looking decent...
Multiple different stocks. Fridays if there’s volitility it can be fun to flip things like NDX, SPX, TSLA, NVDA, OKLO etc. SPX has the best tax benefits on top of the money possibilities.
I think all of us regards should short TSLA again, it's only a car company! (So I can get in at $300)
This right here. I swear to God, half of reddit is a bunch of 22 year olds who get lucky as hell on their TSLA and NVDA calls and fancies themselves the next billionaire who's too smart to pay taxes. Except even Elon pays capital gains taxes on the regular. Oh well, we all learn these lessons one way or another. I forced myself to lock in gains on a few AI plays over the past couple of months and am happy watching the show from the background. It's never fun owing taxes, but it's better than getting a measly 3-figure refund with no gains to show for what you invested.
TSLA to zero by Monday
I like the math and effort put into this. You have to look at the future innovation as well. One of the reasons TSLA looks so overvalued is people are paying for future innovation. On the flip side, META has a ton of CAPEX and not a sure answer on what they will achieve with all of it - future innovation is up in the air so Wall Street sold off after earnings. NVIDIA should be solid for a long time unless AI doesn’t pan out. I personally want to hold NVDA and AMZN.