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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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SIGH guess we going downnnnn for TSLA, time to sell sell sell
TSLA pump for yer earnings!!!
I have escaped my TSLA 315p profitably. Now I just have to escape the 310, the 305... And the 295s 😭
The only people left at TSLA North America are Enron and one of his kids running the assembly line.
When TSLA $0. https://preview.redd.it/6uqk0aq6b3df1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04da3f9f6fc086ec0daa9afdf59e379dfff59390
There will soon be a thawing of relationship with China, more NVDA chips to China, more BYD to U.S. Calls on Semis, all semis, puts on TSLA.
Head of us auto safety trump nominee. $TSLA
I would like TSLA to fall like a brick tied to a larger brick.
TSLA fucking me up but at least those robotaxis are drawing peninses on the map haha 🥀🥀🥀
It's because half of the TSLA customers in the states are Indian. He's just trying to go balls deep on his customer bade
we'll see 199 TSLA this year
TSLA wants to dump so badly...
Waymo is already partnering with UBER, they don't really want to do the app stuff. Rather they want to get as many rides as possible. On top of that, Uber also runs a freight business, which is partnering with more autonomous vehicles. [https://www.uberfreight.com/autonomous-trucking/](https://www.uberfreight.com/autonomous-trucking/) Aurora is already doing this in Texas. As far as Tesla goes, I'm still in the camp of that Waymo has the first mover advantage as well as has a ton more rides on them. I don't think personally think TSLA will catch up, but to each their own.
Entry point is CRUCIAL. I got into TSLA yesterday in the morning and am getting my ass handed to me. Super brutal, now I’m holding premium basically and praying for a turnaround. You can lose ALL of your money, I’m not buying another option without getting a great entry, I’ll wait. I’d also use limit orders for entry. The market makers hammer you otherwise. The deck is really stacked against the retail investor with options.
TSLA volume for ants right now
Dude no, 🍈 could eat a baby live on stage and TSLA would moon
ASTS is not a meme stock TSLA is a meme stock
Replace TSLA with F in the Mag 7 just for the lulz.
Kill TSLA, replace USD with corn, and make UNH mag 7 please and thank you
Silly me closing out my TSLA put and buying a call at the end of the day yesterday. Silly me. 🥲
TSLA TO HELL https://preview.redd.it/pk9l9sztj2df1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dfd1a0bda49ab065d5767a1c3c8978596c347ab
Puts probably not worth it with IV, TSLA calls though.
Ok TSLA you know what fuck you
If TSLA ends green I'ma be pissed..
I know that everyone here knows TSLA is a meme but it’s truly a moment in history that this company can still be valued at a trillion dollars with the way its business is headed
Anyone buying TSLA puts at these levels? Or their typical bullshit Earnings pump too scary next week?
Not sure why I got puts on TSLA I'm literally going against all the market makers, saudis, 🥭 .. I may finally get rid of them. Idk.
How is TSLA not considered chinese tech
Will TSLA really have another highly underperforming ER and then still go up?
TSLA is so obviously manipulated. Kind of tired of seeing my puts red and may just cut the bags loose ..
Every time I think TSLA has found its feet, it trips on its droopy sack and tumbles a little harder. Must be hard having balls like that.
I'd never hold TSLA. Day trading it's leveraged ETFs and the inverses are the way to go.
I held @ 0.27 for quite some time. At the time, publically available information included: 1.) were moving offices to TX. If I remember correctly the physical office location was close in proximity to NASA or TSLA. So I figured only a matter of time before they decided some sort of small deal. 2.) their thermal management technology was actually profitable and exciting. Considering the battery market was doing extremely well and KULR’s thermal management technology is primary used for batteries. 3.) as the world moves towards EV = more reliance on batteries = more regulations on batteries. Which positions KULR quite well if any legislation would be passed regarding safer batteries/thermal conduction. After a few “positive catalysts” involving nasa, TSLA, potential government contracts. Pretty sure black rock also invested (black rock investing isn’t a big deal. They buy a little bit of everything. But most retail investors don’t know this and see this as “institutional investment pouring in” And a little bit of good ole retail investing to create a short squeeze. KULR pooped to 4.8 overnight. I think peak was 5.12, actually. At the end of the day KULR is still an ultra small cap company. Was still operating at a loss. Struggling to meet key deliverables. And overall revenue was piss poor comparative to other, more established tech companies (AMPX, BBAI). So I sold out and put my money into those instead.
I am going to pitch a new show to Bravo The Real Bagholders Of TSLA Shares
Sold about as many put contracts for a few hundred bucks profit right before the big covid drop. If I had held til expiration each one would have been worth $15k. That and selling what would be worth $150k of TSLA in 2018 for 12k
covered more TSLA around 313.5 (from 315) and took profit, 🖕
Sell TSLA at $330 and buy back at $200 - $250 Rinse and repeat
TSLA is over TSLA trading between $250 and $350 for the next 20 years Wash and repeat play
covered more TSLA around 314.2 (from 316.5) and took profit, 🖕
TSLA passes the low for the day and my limit sell on the 2x inverse ETF hits. 3% profit and I'm done for the day. Good luck all.
TSLA is a piece of shit stock TSLA should just go private and replace Elon
Manifesting TSLA to 250 before earnings...
TSLA hanging on by a thread
Covered more TSLA at 315.9 (from 319.2) and took profit, 🖕🖕🖕
TSLA you're on the wrong side retard
Port update: long NVDA, META, AMZN, BRK.B; short TSLA. Keep fvcking Market-Makers 🖕🖕🖕
I wake up well before my wife and children so I can, among other things, shit in peace. My daughter woke up before my alarm this morning and I was deprived of my morning ritual. In a way, I can empathize with TSLA. Please, just let TSLA shit in peace.
Saudis have their buy orders in for TSLA at $317. Propping it up again.
Shorted TSLA again at 319.2, 👌👌👌 Market-Makers are hunting the stop loss of bears, been for a while.
TSLA leads the way!
A cybernetic bone construct just came through a portal in my office and said TSLA finishes red today. Take that as you will.
Let's take some profit off the table, this is a casino keep in mind. Covered some TSLA at 316.9 (from 318.2 and 321) 💰💰💰
TSLA and UNH competing for full retard status. Constellation prize, they both win
Someone really wants the algos to consider 320 the floor for TSLA but they don't seem to be having any of it
Manifesting TSLA to fuck off back to 300 today...
TSLA pumping tells me everything I need to know about this clown market
Kept shorting TSLA around 321, what a spike. 👌👌👌
Maybe similar to TSLA 15 min opening candle yesterday? Either way, that's how I'm going to trade it.
Depends, does TSLA make graphics cards?
Someone here just asked "are my TSLA calls cooked"... Brother..... that stock goes up on literally any news no matter how good or bad. You'll be fine
So my TSLA calls cooked?
They already sell that chip in china. But you keep dcaing TSLA or whatever
Shorted more TSLA around 318.2, today's show is NVDA; nothing to do with Tesler fraud.
Bought my gf TSLA calls So where should we vacation to?
TSLA is such a simp bitch
Probably gonna get rid of my red TSLA puts today after months of holding. No way the 🥭 admin lets it fail, and it always pumps on earnings bullshit. I don't see it going back down to $250 area for a long time unfortunately. I mean 🥭 just gave xAI a huge contract..
How's that guy who so confidently shorted TSLA doing?
TSLA is suspiciously calm these days 🍈, tweet something
tbf u just need 1% of the top 1% to give deposits for TSLA to rocket 20% lol
I bought TSLA calls yesterday because of this and it looks like it will pay off https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1944880144692469920
Why is TSLA up?? Elonia got a new bootyhole?
It is honestly so laughable by now that TSLA remains on this list.
I heard you already sold all your positions in $TSLA last Friday
Corn and TSLA always move together so rip TSLA
I used to think like this with TSLA. I was very wrong and lost $100k+ I have learned from my mistakes My crystal ball says NVDA will be what TSLA was for me 🔮
I think the OPEN guy might actually have had a clue. Another missed opportunity. Going back to TSLA.
I remember someone who showed off their portfolio to me in 2015. NVDA, MSFT, META, TSLA, GOOG. They encouraged me to convince my parents to buy those as well.
Indisputably the most for everyone is gonna be TSLA