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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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So now that TSLA has broken 450...
TSLA stock would go up too
TSLA is making robots to help with that
I used to work in TSLA and I got insider info for you, the coffee sucked
Thanks OP. I’m going to see if I can find that video and give it a watch. Got up to 210k, down to 140 up to 180 down to 150 up to 170 now down to 114. Think it’s about time I need to change something. I’m scalping 1-2 weeks out on TSLA everyday. Same name. But I got caught in the chop and really looking to expand on letting trades breath and taking further out trades.
No one saying that or upvoting it had any skin in the game anyway. Reminiscent of the “TSLA dump” where people were posting their .38 share sale.
Should’ve specified which examples you wanted… TSLA - insider trading AMZN- family insider trading GME - pump and dump BYND - naked shorting BOFS - spoofing
You Robinhood regards with your 1 share of TSLA better not screw things up with Elon’s pay package. I need my calls to print
And after the AI datacenters circle jerk i present you... The warehouse robots circle jerk ! OPEN AI > NVIDIA > TSLA > AMZN And voila : 600k less jobs and 600B $ more stocks value 🧑🍳
Between TSLA puts, BYND, and SPY 3k which is a lot to me... fuck shirt sellers and sideways days in spy bruh
During COVID anything that was in any way linked to electric vehicles went to the moon. TSLA obviously, but also NIO, LCID & scams like NKLA, weird companies with concept cars but 0 production etc. It didn’t crash as much as slowly faded & kept on dipping as everyone rushed into AI. Eventually a new shiny industry will pop up.
Right there with you, bro. It still hurts. Got 447.5 puts on TSLA this week to make her up.
https://companiesmarketcap.com/ Here's a link with current market caps, TSLA is not in the top 7. You can quote outdated data that an AI gave you, doesn't make it correct.
I like GRNY and do hold some but it has a high expense ratio and some of the picks are questionable. Like TSLA is the top holding.
Long dated TSLA shorts are the greatest investment you can ever make
Wish I were as smart and original as people who just buy TSLA every day.
TSLA had a great day today. I am a a regarded bull now I’ll just keep buying the top
Tesla is just Musk’s piggy bank. Musk has the power to manipulate elections. Want your election swung your way? Pump a few billions in TSLA, and your country gets 40 billion. Just a theory though 😜
Bought SPY and TSLA puts near the money a month out. Probably gonna get fucking wiped but if I do it's basically curtains for my funsies account so maybe that's a good thing
TSLA finished on a nice upswing
They could probably say no and Elon wouldn't leave. His money is tied up in TSLA, leaving would cost him a shitload too.
Earnings are not surprising to the upside like last quarter. TSLA NFLX all did bad, mag 5 this week will disappoint!
First option package would get triggert if TSLA val >= 2tril without any of the beforementioned condotions. Afaik ~300mil shares.. so there are Levels to this..
At this point, TSLA is basically an Elon ETF with some extra drama and no rockets.
this feels like the decade of people I've been reading betting against TSLA
TSLA should be in the Meme ETF
I lost some last year too and decided to not mess with it, same with TSLA, it divorces from fundamental so we retailers would never know when the big boys decide to sell to time the short, same reason I won't long.
TSLA gap down to 440 waiting
The TSLA dumpening has begun
Needs to be $20 Trillion to compete with TSLA’s P/E
If Elon's pay package doesn't get approved on Nov 6, stock is gonna dump over $100-150 easy. Then musk will take TSLA private and shareholders will be done
[That’s it I’m shorting TSLA with 150% of my money](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ofbhjs/thats_it_im_shorting_tsla_with_150_of_my_money/) *Stock immediately rips 6%* ^ This is what you get for taking financial advice from r/politics
TSLA falling knife lol
I don't see any $TSLA news but someone has something we don't know for this 2% sell off from +5%
Sold my TSLA puts at 455 like an idiot
TSLA intraday top buyers got value gapped. I believe in 470 though. 🙌
Where was that idiot talking shit to me about TSLA puts at 460?
QQQs is so cracked. TSLA AMZN AMD drop a nice leg down, QQQs mm pump google. GOOG starts to shave off the top. QQQs mm pump apple. When Apple starts to cut off the top, it’s going to be a tech stock that shoots up to save the rest of the market. Nothing can stop QQ
TSLA puts ab to print
$TSLA beats on revenue due to everyone rushing for tax credits. The market: 🥱-1% Elon talks about how opposable thumbs are the greatest evolutionary event in recorded history (and Optimus will have them): The market: 🤑+5%
QQQs is so cracked. TSLA AMZN AMD drop a nice leg down, QQQs mm pump google. GOOG starts to shave off the top. QQQs mm pump apple. When Apple starts to cut off the top, it’s going to be a tech stock that shoots up to save the rest of the market. Nothing can stop QQQs. Prove me wrong.
I’m back baby! Right on time to put $30k into TSLA 450P Apr ‘26 puts lol. Let’s set this money on fire. Again.
I would likely liquidate 50% of my TSLA holding if Elon left the company. I am invested in the stock not only because of the product and potential, but also because I strongly believe in the CEO and leadership.
Don't underestimate the longevity of mass delusion. Look at Bitcoin (utterly worthless, should be worth fractions of penny if not nothing). Look at TSLA (300 P/E ratio). .... Delusion is a hell of a drug. Can last decades.
TSLA- $455-465 10/31 at the open was the move, trimmed most, letting runners run!! 🏃♂️ I can smell $470-485 this week, mark it here
https://preview.redd.it/bnmi3eweapxf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7f7f4dfccee16133a211b9809acaa562ef8802 GOOG PLTR TSLA gang rise up
SpaceX needs to remain private - so they don't need to disclose all the unsold Cybertrucks TSLA is dumping on them.
Why does TSLA moon? Why does a bear shit in the woods and then get shot by a high powered hunting rifle?
Sold more TSLA at 460 (cost 454.5, 455) and took profit, 😂
+4.77% account off GOOGL and TSLA 🥰🤌
I really want to know.. who gave you the courage to short TSLA??
my TSLA short position is getting obliterated
Elmo leaving TSLA would be a one in a lifetime short trade experience, lol
I swear I saw someone post about buying TSLA puts. I don’t think he realized that the sign to buy TSLA calls.
TSLA up 6% on yet another \~\~breakthrough in autonomous driving\~\~ price target raise 🤡
TSLA is looking like a spicy short
Anyone else pussy out and sell their 10/31 TSLA 255cs when they were up by 100% just to watch them double in 10 minutes?
sold all TSLA calls and full ported into GOOG, thanks Elon it was a fun time. +9000$
Believe it or not TSLA leaps.
About now is when you get TSLA puts but then you gotta dump it quick once this drops back to like 450
#imagine not buying TSLA calls LMAO 🤌
4 more dollars on TSLA and I will regain my dignity 🙌
Neither SPMO nor MTUM hold TSLA
Elon will 100% get the pay package because everyone on that board knows TSLA is cooked without pumper in chief
Yeah in 2023... Its 2025, TSLA not in the club anymore.
Broadcomm (AVGO) is the 7th largest market cap stock, not TSLA. Tesla is about to get kicked out of the top 10 by Berkshire
u/spez needs to pull an Elon Musk to pump RDDT. Pander to the right, get rid of all the extreme left wing mods. 'Member when everyone thought TSLA was going to collapse when he went full right wing nutjob? You **NEVER** bet against Elon Musk! How'd the boycott turn out? TSLA at ATH!
Well TSLA would be nothing without Elon, pretty sure if he left the company would crumble against China super manufacturers
What happened to that guy that shorted TSLA
TSLA is such a regarded stock
🚩 No succession planning 🚩 Call the bluff though. 80% of Musk’s net worth is tied up to what he has already exercised in TSLA. Would he really want to see that go down 90% if he walked??
That's right, TSLA. Go ahead and defy all logic like you usually do.
and TSLA bull the kind of guy who gets in a bar fight and leaves the bar absolutely fucked up beyond belief cuz his ego is too big
continue to sell TSLA at 459 (cost 452.5) and took profit, trapped long liberation 😂
With a PE ratio of over 300 TSLA’s share price is almost totally potential expected growth. And that growth is not happening without Musk. If Elon’s pay package isn’t approved I see TSLA share price dropping back to the 200s.
TSLA coming up to 459-461 supply zone.
>even more so for companies that are diluting like crazy ( tesla is one of them ) TSLA has had functionally zero dilution in the last 3 years., like 1.4%.
TSLA cars everywhere.
Sold more TSLA at 458.6 (cost 446.8, 447.5) and took profits 😂😂
TSLA always surges when ppl least expect it
Someone raised their price target on TSLA from $355 to $510…LMFAOO
anyone else TSLA bulls and bought and held from Friday and up bigly?
TSLA is fucking crazy lmfao
TSLA bear the kind of guy who orders virgin pina colada at the Irish pub LMAOOO