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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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BTO 4x TSLA 4/17 360c @2.94
BTO 4x TSLA 4/17 360c @2.94 for TSLA Monday
Just buy 1 $TSLA share or more. Hold long. Shorts 🩳 can’t do this anymore
Man the chart on $TSLA showing a launchpad for a squeeze
should have held onto my TSLA 0dtle puts :(
TSLA you’re a piece of shit. Quit acting like you’re not
This is so brazen and blatant. Pretty sure the CEO called him and told him to do a TSLA
What happened to TSLA after “everything is computer” ?
Short timeframe bear trap or long timeframe bull trap? Who fucking knows? TSLA 1000
He did $TSLA ads at the White House and you’re surprise he’s shilling $PLTR? I bet Bessent is on those 5 min candles right about now
Didn't she buy a shit ton of TSLA recently? Lol
It has to be high beta, but the more important part is that underlying business has to make sense. I wouldn't buy PLTR or TSLA for example, simply because I don't trust the business.
Doesn't matter anymore. The market is willing to hold up pieces of crap like INTC and TSLA if they believe the government is going to prop them up
cashed in on deep itm PLTR and doing a TSLA 0dte. LET"S GO!!!!
put some profit from mango cutting my PLTR short's profitable but short into MLPX which was down .32 and look at that. It's almost green. Just threw a 0de TSLA 340 in there as a scratch off. Banbet TSLA drops below 340 today.
I did that math on space X and TSLA and it was 5% of every spy dollar. It’ll be more like 10% of Qqq as Tesla represents 4% right now. Hard pass Tesla 1.3T Space 1.7T 3/60T, all smooth math and it’ll go .5% in either direction.
TSLA going below 300 by end of month
I don't think he ever called out TSLA specifically even
TSLA’s graph making me genuinely sick
Gonna need 🥭 to give us a TSLA call out
“Everyone should buy Tesla (TSLA), they’re up 2.37% today!”
PLTR this year is like TSLA last year when 🥭did the front lawn “it’s all computer” advertising. PLTR calls here
TSLA cant stay red for 1 milli second FFS
TSLA doing its hardest to burn both sides today. Yikes
Lots of things with good PA TSLA:
What the fuck was that TSLA candle? Holy fuck this stock is so manipulated
I think I just saw TSLA behind the Wendy's.
Wow TSLA is literal dogshit lol
if TSLA hits 335 today and i will shove 10 ice cubes up my ass
PLTR the only thing keeping me green. Clowns still buying TSLA for some retarded reason.
Why is TSLA green on bad numbers bro
Love that you are making money shorting palantir! We'll make an exception for TSLA and PLTR. Happy shorting!
TSLA should be far lower than it is.
How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going?
TSLA dropping at open again? lets find out soon
what are the WSB tickers for the next few months that will go parabolic like PLTR, ASTS, TSLA, etc have in the past?
TSLA should be $50 stock.
Is trading TSLA pretty obvious? Look at the downwards channel it's trading YTD
TSLA’s PE is >300. How would you call it if 5 isn’t cheap?
Withdrawals/selling TSLA has a $1T market cap, but holders selling all their stock would only be able to get a small fraction of that
TSLA above $40 is a sin. Microsoft being a flaccid 🅿️🅿️ is now a law of physics. SPY being range bound to 640-700 is honest work. Without the retirement port I’m not allowed to touch, the number of consecutive years I’d get to take a $3k capital loss deduction would be over 25. 😮💨👌
such weird price action comparing MSFT and TSLA vs GOOG and META. This is the most lopsided market recovery I have seen
Either this guy is faking his screen shots or he's insider trading. His "logic" for picking TSLA at this exact moment makes no sense
i have hope all mcdonald and burger king and subway will have tesla robot,,so my order will be fast with no error. thats all i want from TSLA
They need to kick MSFT and TSLA out.
TSLA about to have one of those +15$ days, I can feel it haha
If I wake up and TSLA isn’t red, I’m going to be really mad at you guys
> I avoid expensive, “safer” stocks like Tesla (sensible chuckle) also, see TSLL swings more than TSLA in a day and is a little bit cheaper ($10)
What’s the thoughts with TSLA
I bought a leap today, just cause it seems so overblown... I also held TSLA from 415, soooo 🤷♂️
NVDA a great hold for the long haul. They will continue to innovate and dominate the market. Was in and out of it many times a long time ago. Buy any dips on it if you are into individual stocks. Seen many bubbles. They never pop when everyone is saying they are going to pop. They pop when everyone is saying buy and everybody and their mother are buying stocks that never had in past. Then BAM down 20% quick. Most people sell when down 20% swearing off stocks only to see them go back up then they buy again out of FOMO. Classic buy high sell low. For years I have been diversifying via ETFs across Intl, US stocks, gold, bonds and real estate. Up 6% YTD and up 35% for last 12 months. Granted I did buy a few individual stocks for a quick hit and run because the instant discount was to good to miss when Trump put on the tariffs last year in NVDA, GOOG, and TSLA. Made quick cash sold them and back to my diversification. Old habits die hard but the discounts were unreal. No guarantee of losing money though with diversification. When war started everything went down. Held on though and up for year.
In 5 years - most TSLA made nothing. If you bought goog and nvidia, you'd have something like 12X your money.
INTC now has deals NVDA, TSLA/SpaceXAI, Google, and Softbank's SAIMemory Still to be announced: AAPL, AVGO, QCOM, and possibly AMD
Bezos has actually been to space on his own rocket. If Elon ever tries to match that feat, I'll load up on TSLA puts.
TSLA is also testing our patience
So you’re selling covered calls in a $1000 account, and you point out that you don’t use tickers like TSLA? You literally can’t use TSLA because it’s around 3 or $400 per share, and $40,000 is more than $1,000. This post is so bad I had to comment.
CRM META TSLA but 2027, September is NOT a LEAP
The way $TSLA refuses to die should be studied. Always inverses you 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
Me this morning in a TSLA call 😭 why didn't I hold?!?!??!?
SPY GOING TO 600 tomorrow. BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON TSLA. UNDER 300.
TSLA puts, IV bound to spike another 10% before earnings, recovery to 360 yesterday was immediately sold off and shorted, 3 month long drawdown. A bit risky and macroeconomic factors could ruin this, but I'll play it.
I sold $TSLA stock to help pay for my daughter’s speech lessons. We are not the same.
!banbet TSLA $360 9D
TSLA going under 300 tomorrow while Elon is tweeting everyday and not giving a single fuck.
If TSLA doesn't have a big day tomorrow, I'm cooked..
Sold all my calls, went more into ETFs. * 24% cash * -37% TSLA * 21% safe stocks * 92% ETFs
!banbet TSLA 420 2w
I’m so glad I shifted about 5% of my portfolio from TSLA @$420+ to NFLX leaps @$75
The stock price was $50 dollars a share in April 2020. It sits at $345 today. I literally am a millionaire because of TSLA. What weirdo reality are you living in?
!banbet TSLA 420 2 weeks
https://preview.redd.it/nugqulomw7ug1.png?width=161&format=png&auto=webp&s=04a8339c9138d02e5a4ea44adbf5c0a945d662ee $TSLA Daily Candles : Rocket ship or Nut shot to Mars Corgi4joy
I was really late to TSLA, but flipped it for years on volitility and always done well. I haven't touched it in about 18 months or so? And I doubt I ever will again.
TSLA 345c and 355c for tomorrow for CPI I am not a rational man
holding TSLA in 2026 is certainly a choice
I made $200,000 shorting TSLA options on Monday and Tuesday
We got a bunch of blue hairs in these comments. Did you all miss making money on TSLA the past 6 years?
Short term yeah, but TSLA tends to punish both sides when volatility spikes.
Dearest Elon Musk, I miss the days where TSLA would pump randomly up 30 dollars. Today is the day buddy
I've been short all year. There isn't basis for TSLA's price, just BS coming from musk and his fanboys. All of the hopes for this company, since they've apparently moved on from what generates revenue, are future products where they already are far from market leaders and have little hope of profitability even if they were the only manufacturer. Every time it becomes obvious a new product is a failure, he just moves on to the next big fantastic dream to prop up the stock price and feed the fanboys a little milk from his teat. There is a sort of inevitability to the whole thing. It's kinda hilarious, sort of like you asking "What's up with Tesla?"
Best short of the year, so far, has been INTU. Followed closely by TSLA. I don’t think either one is too late to put on. Or add to.
This is so obviously bullish for TSLA 500 P/E soon
Tesla's selloff has been very methodical since December highs of almost $500. Not a precipitous, high volitility selloff like Tesla has seen in the past, but nearly a perfect 50% retracement selloff. To me, this strongly suggests a calculated institutional investor drawdown, not a retail panic. What's changed since December highs? Vehicle sales? Nope, not at all. It was clear by July of 2025 that YOY sales would be down. Robotaxi timeline? Nope. The rollout of Robotaxi started in December and has been ramping since then, and FSD has show great progress over that timeline. So what is it? My money is on SpaceX IPO, which was also announced in mid-December. Tesla is hugely retail-dominant and retail idolized Musk and all of his companies. Many TSLA investors have been frothing at the bit for SpaceX stock. And many may sell off half of their Tesla shares for a 50-50 TSLA-SEX portfolio. Or, perhaps worse from institutional perspective is a Tesla and SpaceX merger, with massive dilution of Tesla stock. I think the institutional investors are just getting ahead of both of these potential negative catalysts. Of course, the selloff has been controlled because there's also a potentially enormous positive catalyst for the company that has been guided for in 2026: Robotaxi and Cybercab ramping. Institutions have done the math on Robotaxi revenue. They don't want to miss out. But the more time that goes by the more likely a SpaceX IPO (or merger) occurs before Robotaxi revenue. Basically, I see it continuing this gradual draw down until either after a SpaceX IPO or merger and the retail shakeout, or until real Unsupervised FSD and Robotaxi is ramped. Basically, Tesla will continue dropping until it skyrockets.
Its there, look at how far PLTR fell, how far CVNA fell, SNDK is getting into overvalued territory now too, their margins will collapse and the stock will go back down. Just a matter of time. Look at how TSLA has fallen from high of 470. There are undervalued stocks. NVO for example. I dont doubt it will be trading at 50-60 a year from now.
**It's all about strike selection and DTE. I usually buy 0-7 DTE OTM options with delta \~0.2-0.3 those are often $0.50-$1.50. Also stick to lower IV stocks. If you're looking at near-the-money or high-IV names like TSLA/NVDA, yeah, $3+ is normal.**
Ill consider buying TSLA at 280, but start at 250
Just a reminder in case you haven’t been looking at the charts. MSFT IS DOWN! THE SPY, QQQ, AMZN, TSLA, META, GOOGL, AAPL, NVDA are all up. MSFT IS DOWN!! THEY WERE ALSO DOWN YESTERDAY… on ceasefire day. If there is any company that should be fucking nuked out of existence it is this stupid shit.