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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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This is **one of the biggest mistakes** ever I made in my life! Do not do it. I did exactly Recurring buying, and selling after gains! I had 3500 shares (sold at TSLA at $270, bought at range $41-$96) and 1700 call options (sold at TSLA $270 profit booking). This is all pre-split time. My friend who had similar TSLA shares appx 4000-4500 shares (no options bought in the rang eof $35-180), now multi-millonarre in san fransciso. After I sold TSLA at $270, it went down to $180. Until then, my friend was having 500 shares. When it went down to $180, he sold one of his rental home, took $500k and bought TSLA shares at $180. Now, you see what he shared (It may be higher as he was holding 20600 shares after split). [https://imgur.com/U62uCnr](https://imgur.com/U62uCnr)
No worries I am here with you too, TSLA will go down Friday
TSLA puts really said ‘what if… no’ and took your entire portfolio with them. True WSB experience
TSLA will dump in the following days you have time
TSLA puts are stupid. Stock shoots up on no news, buy puts, stock continues to go up on negative news and annihilate any shorts. lol 😳
Don't listen to him, OP. Instead of wasting time spreading your investments thin (ha), just put all your money into short-term TSLA call options—you'll easily make ten times your money.
Didn’t close above 685 even with low volume. According to my nerd 🤓 charting skills we are gonna be in Wave C….but then again I was right about my TSLA charting so who knows
Vlad tweeted this: Welcome to @RobinhoodApp to all the $TSLA shareholders who transferred more than $1.4B to Robinhood, with an average account size of over $500k. Clear signal that people want choice, speed, and innovative tools that help them make their voices heard.
One video of robot running and TSLA shoots straight up
2025, I already made $400k+ short-term gain , from trading Stocks + Options + Dividend (QQQI) Sold pretty much everything and took profits. Basically, right now my two biggest holding , bought the dip > 10,000 IBIT @ $48 ....... $480,000 > 2,200 META @ $585 ... $1.28M I plan to hold these 2 positions until mid-2026 or end-2026 In the meantime, I am using margin to Sell Put on TSLA , making about avg $4,000 per week ----------------------------------------- META dropped to a very attractive PE and price level, so the risk to reward was very good. Same for BTC (IBIT) Currently, I don't hold QQQI, but will definitely rebuilt my QQQI position in 2026 as I collect more CASH from selling options. My two biggest position right now ( IBIT & META ) is NO MARGIN , so I can just hold it and let it ride 2026, I estimate, I can make around $4,000+ per week from trading options .... which will be used to buy QQQI (maybe also some BTCI)
Because it’s just a digital option on a probabilistic event. If that’s gambling then selling a naked call for amount of rainfall in Nebraska during June on CME should also be illegal, and so should buying a deep OTM call on TSLA.
Even permabear Burry said it's risky to short TSLA bro lol
I had gotten RGTI, TSLA, and PLTR calls, but I'm not very smrat
Market is so regarded. TSLA is worth $100 max
time to rotate into safe havens like $TSLA and $PLTR
Eh, TSLA is so overvalued. It's going to drop at some point. Tough to time though.
Everyone turned bearish last 10mins lol ^(except fucking TSLA)
AI is a bubble so obviously stocks with over 300 PE ratio like TSLA and PLTR are safe havens
TSLA up 4% on literally nothing. Such a scam company lmao
Where's the evidence for that? TSLA took a very temporary hit because Elon smoked some weed on there while running a company with tons of Federal gov't contracts, but that's about all I know.
I dunno. None of that really matters. Everything is computer. The charts are reacting because he's announcing support for robotics. There's been tons of extremely heavy OTM call flow on TSLA for like a full month now likely because people knew this stuff was being discussed behind the scenes. Look at other robot stocks, they're all jumping up today too.
Guys pump TSLA instead of NVDA, Msft, meta, AMZN This market is genuinely the most retarded one in history
Weird how TSLA news keeps getting worse while TSLA stock keeps going up
We're at the point where TSLA is a better stock than NVDA 🥀
TSLA better crash in the next 48 hours or these puts are toast
The dude that sold me those TSLA puts is probably doing cocaine in a tropical place with big booty Latinas rn. Fuck that guy
Is TSLA happy about this talk??
except bad TSLA news makes the stock go up, i think it feeds on puts
one challenge after another for my short TSLA position
Think the TSLA cultists know that Elon's high estimate for robots next year is 12,000? And we know how his projections go.
TSLA clearly exists to fuck crayon eaters 🖍️
Ok. I'm legit regarded and need to get out of this sub ASAP. Just bought TSLA 420p at 0.69 per contract Just for the lolz...
Finally got my money back from TSLA after months of holding. I’m officially a hater now. 😎
Am I regarded for buying TSLA puts here?
Burry doesn't have TSLA positions, he just said it's excessively overvalued
So this TSLA pump was just to spite Burry??
TSLA at 450 strongly suggests this is cope pumping
TSLA fucks me no matter what direction it goes, I’m always inverse this piece of shit.
Somebody bought $13M in TSLA 550 calls expiring January
Damn, Amazon must be the worst MAG7 this year. Its only up like 6% YTD. Ever TSLA that was down -40% this year and now up 10% YTD. I'm not angry, I'm disappointed!
TSLA out here stuntin' on these ho's
🥭 announces he's gutting fuel emissions requirements, something directly benefiting F, GM, TSLA Stupid fucking TSLA, for whom this is *bad* news, pops more than them God I hate this company
why does TSLA go up after missing earnings. it's all a mystery
Tempted to buy 69 contracts of TSLA eod 420p just for the lols
TSLA should be locked in at 420 forever.
Beware I sold my TSLA calls It will now hit ATH
Honestly, not really — I can see AMZN, TSLA?, META, UNH, BA at first glance that I don’t think have had large run-ups
Yes like checks notes—pinned NVDA, or “get ready to baghold” GOOG or scam company TSLA 🤣
10% rise for shipment to China despite tariffs, aka book cooking to justify the pump. Real reason is probably because lots of retards decided to short it and MMs decide to farm them. TSLA p/c ratio for this week is 1.57 lmao
If you bought TSLA this afternoon I'm sorry for your upcoming losses
Keep buying TSLA puts so it hits 450 ty
I hate TSLA just as much as the next bear, but you have to have a death wish if you short it
Baron bought TSLA calls and already has his Elon sexbot Just living in 2035
Good looks on taking profit - such a solid run. TSLA boutta dump after mango speaks
Cannot wait for the TSLA dump come 3pm
You don’t understand that TSLA is going to sell every man, woman, and child a sexbot
TSLA overvalued IRBT undervalued !
TSLA runs on stupid and there is plenty to go around
I saw the TSLA chart and didn't even need to check the chat to know you guys have been buying puts all day. Rip
TSLA going back to ATH lmaoooooo
Sold TSLA around 446.6 (cost 429.6) and took profit BOOYAH 🤣🤣🤣
Burry said “TSLA overvalued”, he’s right tbf as much as I hate him TSLA pumped in his honour lmao
Death, taxes, and TSLA regard strength
Michael Burry jinxed all TSLA short trades, didn’t he? LMAOOOOOOO
TSLA is just so braindead, man. What is this shit?
TSLA bers going to have trouble sleeping tonight.
I'm doing it, I'm buying TSLA PUTS 😬
cant wait to see Cathy report purchase of TSLA shares at 446
Michael Burry’s butt: 😳🍑 TSLA Shrek dick: 😈 🍆💥
Now sell NVDA @ 180 to buy TSLA at @ 442 Rinse and repeat
I've learned to not mess with TSLA or CVNA
Can I get some of that (what do TSLA bulls smoke?) ketamine?
It’ll happen when SPY overlords let it happen. A fair value for TSLA would be $50 / share. I don’t see this cult lasting forever, at some point people wake up when Tesla doesn’t deliver.
I am long MSFT, short TSLA... what a setup lately
Really hoping 🥭 opens his mouth and TSLA dumps back to premarket levels… biggest meme stock of all time
I guess TSLA is just a forever Ponzi scheme now. They can’t ever re rate it or re price it for what it’s really worth because it’ll disrupt the over lords SPY price… so I guess it just goes on forever. Total meme.
so I bought TSLA puts and NVDA calls yesterday. hmmm
based on the incredible performance of TSLA I’ve set up a fan subreddit for Elon, check it out: r/musk4musk
What do u know, my TSLA long is ripping too.
If you ever owned a Tesla vehicle you would better understand. This company will be the largest by market cap in the next 5 years. They are out innovating other competitors and Elon continues to build out amazing companies. Think about how Bezos copies just about everything he does and the giant that SpaceX is as a company that came in and destroyed the space establishment that had been floundering. You are obviously a liberal that is triggered by Elon, and that will cause you to lose money. I absolutely believe you can make money shorting TSLA, but why would you risk the losses when there are many companies you could invest in instead. Don't blame others for your bad investing choices.
The whole market is a roller coaster, but TSLA is still climbing!? Someone tell me something I don't know
There’s just no way TSLA q4 earnings do well
AIpocalypse has begun TSLA still propped up by Saudis
Missed my opportunity to jump out of TSLA at 145 😤
I thought Black Friday was over. If you aint loading up TSLA puts right now, you gotta be smoking moon rock
Making my monthly wage in GOOG monthly calls: pod racing Losing my monthly wage in TSLA monthly puts: believe it or not, also pod racing
Tesla has almost nothing to do with TSLA.