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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA, when you are up and dont sell (tsla) then karma teaches you.
Part of it could be TSLA's meteoric rise perhaps?
bought Tues and closed out Wed TSLA and PLTR calls repeated same pattern bought on Thurs closed out today what a godsend, thank you lord, praise Jesus!
TSLA at 410 today? Is it a possibility or am I being delulu
Can I find a hot Aussie wifey that pronounces TSLA - “Teslurr”
finally closed out all TSLA and PLTR 11:35 that expiry today thru next Friday I couldn't leave massive gains on the table. Bought NFLX and MSFT morning dip and will hold. GG boys!
This is it guys, it appears TSLA is not going to hit $315 today. Here's my new last call after saving some of my current unrealized losses with NFLX puts (position is closed now). CLF calls, ALK puts. CLF was beat down last earnings and this time might be different. ALK is vice versa, and its way up today already. Thats all the DD I got. Just BTO: CLF +5 May11c, +5Jul12C & +2May42.5p, +2Jul40p Goodbye cruel WSB.
closed all them bad boys TSLA and PLTR from 11:35 - 11:37. GG boys!
got out of my TSLA and PLTR even though they expire next week the run up was just too much not to close out. Left MSFT and IGV calls since they are up big and believe there's more room to run thru next week. GG boys!
I’ll take my wife and her boyfriend out for dinner next week if TSLA closes above 440 on Monday
Update: my TSLA calls are ripping and my TSLA puts are being eviscerated
TSLA earnings and 420 price next week
Does TSLA have what it takes to close at 420
It would be strange on any ticker for that much of a pump. But my hatred is compounded by TSLA bros and Leon. I know you don’t trade on emotion. It’s the irrationality of it that chaps my butthole.
Does the analyst on CNBC the other day called for TSLA to $120 get a bonus now?
TSLA puts are like the girl at the bar after drinking all night. I shouldn’t I know how it’ll turn out, but damn they look good.
I have become a sophisticated trader and instead of TSLA puts I now buy TSLQ so I can lose money on a longer timeframe.
TSLA going up $62 in a week seems pretty normal to me.
Well don't fucking stop now TSLA. Let's go to 415
I agree with you on the sentiment, but just wanna point out that people have been attempting to short TSLA *in this sub* for 10 years and have gotten completely slaughtered. I’ve watched it happen from the sidelines for that entire time with a limp dick in my hand and a bagful of micro pharma shares.
Well I thought about buying some calls for the broader market but instead bought NFLX calls. Then I bought TSLA puts this morning. Maybe I should just put my phone down. lol
Somebody buy calls for TSLA earnings next week so the stock can go down this time
TSLA being close to ATHs is pure madness
I love how in Star Wars: A New Hope, every character is dressed in robes and shit but Aunt Beru is dressed like she is Force Sensitive to Newport 100s TSLA 400c
TSLA rugpull cos i bought calls
Sold my TSLA calls right at the tippy top Nice chance for it to calm down before I buy it again
Crazy how I’m not willing to risk even $100 in this market. Burned too many times. Was thinking about calls at open ever since the Iran announcement and just didn’t. Added to watchlist. Both TSLA call and SPX call made $700
And another super quick 33% profit on 0DTE TSLA calls. Jesus, market is on easy mode.
TSLA earnings coming up next week. TSLA is a tenbagger, even if the earnings fall short 90%
TSLA spiking huge
TSLA moons on people finally realizing he’s a Brother Uncle. Apple, tree, etc
Rest in peace TSLA bears.
With Terafab TSLA is on track to take over NVDA+TSMCs market share in the global chip industry
said days ago TSLA broke key levels it will go to 414.5 area...
My TSLA 365 calls expired worthless last Friday...
TSLA overtaking NVDA soon
TSLA 5x on calls. Easy money
Who the fuck is buying TSLA at 402?
TSLA on absolute demon time
TSLA to $420 on 4/20
PLTR to 150 off key 145 and 20SMA / TSLA reclaim ripper off holding key 4hr 387 going to 402-405 if that clears to 415 / MSFT to 100SMA and 438 - 442
BTO 2x SPX 0dte 7150c @3.9 BTO 3x TSLA 4/24 420c @6.35
BTO 2x SPX 0dte 7150c @3.9 BTO 3x TSLA 4/24 420c @6.35
TSLA gonna break the forbidden $400 wall or get slapped down?
closed out QQQ,TSLA, PLTR calls and NFLX puts then bought MSFT and NFLX calls
TSLA being my least volatile position is crazy
That's right, TSLA earnings coming up 22nd. TSLA is an easy tenbagger
I should take it as a sign that TSLA rejecting 200 SMA twice is a sign it doesn’t want to go up. These 400c are calling me tho. 😩
Legit as soon as I bought puts TSLA started rocketing
price action since Wednesday, plus rumors about it aquiring BIRD, among other general TSLA discussion
If TSLA breaks 400 it’s gonna fly to the fucking moon 🌙 on retard strength
Somehow both my TSLA calls and puts are gaining Go home market, you’re drunk
I learned that option is the whole different way with buying and holding shares. My friends who knew fuck all just buying TSLA MSTR weekly call this time last year and he made bank. Go with the flow
I got shaken out of TSLA 387.5 calls 😭 took small gain and rolled 390c though, but fuck
i tried to be ber and got a TSLA put because it moved 7% in a day and that's unsustainable but indeed it was a sustainable pump and now worth 0
TSLA $417.5 Monday
Nope. I went from up like $8,000 to now down like $1,000. I still felt like TSLA had more to drop (into the 200s and below!) so selling recent drop would have felt like trying to time the market. I'm just holding until the inevitable TSLA crash.
Unrealized gains in GAAP are also absolutely obfuscating real performance. He mentions TSLA and last time I dug deep into their numbers I distinctly remember noticing that they hold a substantial amount of crypto seemingly for the purposes of counting unrealized gains.
I analyzed 1 report (TSLA 10K) and found almost as much of a bubble several years back. I bought puts and am now poor.
Great List. I'd also add: Mag7 (ex. TSLA) forward 1Y PEG based on historical average If they're above historical average, I tend to trim. If they're below historical average, I tend to buy more.
Go all in in TSLA, the result is guaranteed!
Lat time on Dragonball Z, IQ200 played a regarded call that no man can ever believe. Knowing TSLA with declining sales in the EV world, will IQ200 truly be the biggest regarded wsb has ever seen? Find out today on on WSB
U need to be like TSLA for the stonk to pump. Earnings declines are the way
TSLA 400c 0dte tomorrow will either make me broke or a millionaire. Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z.
TSLA 400c will make me broke or a millionaire tomorrow. Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z.
that’s moomoo. been using it lately, their charts are actually really smooth and easy to read. good for tracking moves like TSLA without all the clutter.
this isnt a yolo its a LOSS you are down over 50k in a single day on TSLA and your worthless contracts you held expire tomorrow worst trade of year right here you panic sold the itm calls for a loss quit options you are terrible at it
Speculation TSLA might acquire BIRD
Everyone convinced spacex will crash and burn If TSLA couldn’t be bought down, why would spacex be different as long as risk environment is still on
The other strategy is to keep incrreasing guidance in perpetuity to the point of absurdity. See: TSLA
This was already known. However, it's not surprising that Elon is taking a page out of NVDA. TSLA will sell cars/trucks it can't sell to SpaceX. SpaceX (which acquired X and xAI) will sell ad space and "AI" to TSLA. Both get to report inflated revenue numbers even though no actual money gets exchanged.
Rip -500 today trying to flip SPX calls to hedge my TSLA dip Managed to recover instead of being down -1000 but fuck
Without bears the market wouldn’t have been at all time high today. The reason is because many got into margin call and all this was manipulated by orange man’s team. TSLA is a different beast, Musk can do what he wants.