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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
TSLA recovering, body entering low cortisol flow state
Hope this isn’t a double bottom on TSLA
Some numbers in memory of NANA. ALL PRAISE BE TO NANA MAY YOUR CHIPS PRINT FOREVER. INTC: revenue for Q1 2026 $ 13 billion. forecast annual about 60 billion. Gross profit about 20 billions Highest EPS forecast: 0.59 $ for 2026/2027 also INTC: market cap as today 420 billions. (7x revenue, 21x gp, nothing too crazy compared to cough cough TSLA cough) also INCT: P/E in 2025 -663 estimated for 2026 +1000 But i want you to stop and image for a moment a world where people invest because they want a piece of a phisical company, to own something real that can produce passive income, like being an owner of a restaurant, or a small business. Well in this magical world that do not exist you would think that if you buy let's say 10% of a restaurant for 10k you probably would want to recoup that money back in a few years and then start to profit. if you buy one share of INTC now for 80$ (last dividend for one year was about 1$ per share and was in 2024) you will receive the amount you paid in about 80 years. I know there is a thing called stonks buyback so i will just leave this table here. ALL PRAISE TO NANA! OPEN THE CASINO ON THE WEEKND YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |Net Income Applicable to Common Shareholders|\-$267,000|\-$18,756,000|$1,689,000|$8,014,000| |:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
I just bought those TSLA calls from you. Thanks regard.
BTO 1x GEV 5/1 1140c @17.70; Holding 2x @23.88 avg cb STC 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @1.29; 3.78 -> 1.29; 66% loss
BTO 1x GEV 5/1 1140c @17.70; Holding 2x @23.88 avg cb STC 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @1.29; 3.78 -> 1.29; 66% loss
It would be super cool of you TSLA to drop another $7 - thank you.
And all the retards who chased TSLA 7% up n a day for no reason at all are now underwater. You love to see it.
I swear people forget this used to be $3000+ a share and was forced to forward split. People are so bullish for TSLA after their split, nah… o think GOOG hits $1000+ before any bigger market cap like MSFT AAPL or AMZN, hell, even AMZN was forced to stock split too, it also was $3000+ a share back in the day. AMZN and GOOG will always keep climbing, they carry the QQQ and SPY on their backs.
Is there any chance whatsoever for TSLA to run to $475 range by end of June?
I just want TSLA to fucking die. Is that too much to fucking ask?
TSLA actually dumping post earnings and continuing to bleed? What market am I in
TSLA will probably massively pump at some point, unless melon superior fluffling powers are entirely redirected to SpaceX.
SPY cannot fall … might load up TSLA puts
Remember kids, TSLA only rips when YOU are not in the stock. Only the most devoted Musk glazers get to make money.
my CAR,TSLA,POET puts expired friday :')
Okay, so TSLA will drop like a stone, Elon will wake up, and he'll drop some fake positive news, then TSAL will rocket. Give it three days, max. And yes, I already banbetted a version of this.
MSFT 🤝TSLA at 350 soon
I promised my daughter (very unmotivated, except for things like cheerleading and friends) if she got straight A's, I'd get her a little TSLA and bling it out a bit... 94.96 average I'm hosed. I need a 10 bagger, Fam.
Today is the day TSLA kills me
I mean it’s just time and consistency. I started in my 20s as a software engineer at MSFT and got my stock grants. They’ve 10x since then. I bought TSLA when I 37 (2017) and sold a bunch off in 2020 to pay off one of our mortgages after it too 10x. But most of my investing is mundane basket of VOO, VTI, and a few high yield covered call funds for income. Portfolio is at about 11m now as I turn 51 - half real estate and half in stocks. The stocks produce about 20k a month in dividends and I kick in another 5-10k in options premiums a month. We also have a business that brings in much more than this but my goal is to grow our monthly dividend and options about 2-3x from here in the next 5 years to balance out us giving more of our business to our employees since we don’t really contribute much to in any more.
TSLA is the easiest tenbagger
All I ask is for TSLA to hit $500. Is that really too much to ask for???
yeah those levels are clear, just feels like TSLA can fake both sides tbh I’d rather wait for a clean setup than guess the breakout
TSLA you sack of 💩 do something!
Crazy that TSLA starts doing whatever is trending at that time and never succeeds in any of them.
So, there’s this company called TSLA…
Any chance TSLA go back to 400?
Too late to sell all TSLA shares and dump into SNDK, AMD, VOO, and NVDA ?
She just got lucky once with TSLA in one of the most historical bull runs
No way, no how, would I buy TSLA at their current price point. Farting is as close as I'm going to come to giving a shit about TSLA.
i know what you're going to do this week. i've watched it for ten years. https://preview.redd.it/sluic627lkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d3a3de51b93c37ddbf076bca50af362daf71c3 [](https://preview.redd.it/fomc-4-mag-7-earnings-in-24-hours-here-is-exactly-how-each-v0-9mqjvoglkkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c713d6898dd08da0a91792ef085fbb280507e2ec) monday: you buy QQQ puts because it "looks toppy." tuesday: NQ grinds up another 0.4%. you average down on the puts. "this can't keep going." wednesday 1:55pm: you YOLO 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell speaks because "the dovish pivot is priced in." 2:01pm: powell says one boring word. NQ rips 200 points. your puts go to zero. 2:04pm: NQ reverses 300 points. your calls go to zero too. 2:06pm: somehow you lost money on BOTH sides of the trade. thursday: you post the loss porn. it gets 4k upvotes. friday: you do it again with rent money. every. single. time. \--- let me explain something to the regards in the back. NQ closed friday at 27,440. that is an ALL TIME HIGH. the chart printed higher highs and higher lows for 5 sessions in a row. the trend has been up for 18 months. and a third of you are about to short it because "intel was up 23% in one day, that's unsustainable." brother. the market has been unsustainable since march 2009. you have been wrong for 16 years. you will be wrong this week too. \--- here is the actual setup if you can read past the crayons. new ATH zone: 27,440 to 27,500 1st support: 27,100 to 27,200 breakout retest: 26,900 to 27,000 bull: hold 27,200, clear 27,500, run to 27,800 bear: lose 27,000 before wednesday, dump to 26,800 chop: pin in a 240 point box until powell talks. classic. \--- THIS WEEK YOU FACE tuesday: case-shiller, consumer confidence (nobody cares) wednesday: FOMC 2pm, powell press 2:30, MSFT + GOOGL + META + AMZN all dump earnings after close thursday: GDP, PCE, jobless claims at 8:30, AAPL after close friday: payrolls if we're unlucky four of the five biggest names in the index report Q1 in the same 24 hours as a fed decision. that has happened maybe ten times in your trading life. ATR will double. options vol is going to vaporize whichever side of the iron condor you're sweating. \--- PREDICTIONS 70% chance powell says "well-positioned" five times. NQ pops 100 points then dumps 200. your 0DTE calls expire worthless and your puts also expire worthless because you held them through the bounce. 20% chance one of MSFT GOOGL META AMZN misses on AI capex guidance. NQ futures dump 400 points after-hours. you don't even have a position because you got stopped out earlier in the day on the 1 minute chart. 10% chance everything beats. NQ goes to 27,800. you watch from cash because you blew your account tuesday on 0DTE TSLA puts. \--- this is not financial advice. this is me explaining to you that wednesday at 2pm is not a buying opportunity. it is a kill zone. stop trading 90 minutes before FOMC. stop buying 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell. stop adding to puts at the literal all time high. your wife's boyfriend already knows this. that's why he's the one driving the new car. \--- positions: cash. like an adult.
I'm holding TSLA calls. I'm not proud of it, but comments like yours are 100% why I am sure they'll print.
TSLA is the exception, Not the rule. Don’t count on it
One of my relatives started around 20s. His main investments are TSLA and NVDA. When I asked how he ended buying these, he said that he wanted to buy his dream car Tesla (not lambo!) during college days, but bought TSLA shares using his internship money. This made his $40k to $400k. During colleges days, he assembled his own computer and used NVDA chips for gaming. Having seen the quality of NVDA product, he sold some TSLA and just invested with NVDA stocks. Both took him to a million by his 30s!
Oh no. Did you buy puts? I was gonna ask if you bought TSLA puts
Worth flagging this is 3 days old, which is meaningful given what's happened in markets since. The S&P had one of its top-20 single days in history this week, NVDA closed past $5T market cap, and the entire mega-cap stack got upgraded across the board. That said, Breeden's call isn't crazy, and the data partially agree with her. On Haruspex's investment-horizon scoring (the long-view register, not tactical), the Mag 7 are all still bullish-buy: AAPL 68, MSFT 70, NVDA 72, AMZN 72, GOOGL 72, META 66, TSLA 65. So the engine isn't reading "too high" the way she is. But here's where her warning has teeth. NVDA's us\_china\_official dimension dropped −11 today, us\_china\_unofficial dropped −25. AAPL's US-China dimensions both sit at 35. The scoring is upgrading the AI buildout case while *downgrading* the geopolitical case in the same session. That's the gap a central banker would notice, equity markets are pricing the upside, not the tail risk. Bear case here isn't "stocks are too high" in the abstract. It's "stocks are pricing the bull case while ignoring the geopolitical risk that's actively rising." Breeden's right that the tape isn't fully pricing the risk; the data just disagrees that valuations are unsupported. Both views can be coherent.
Because it's TSLA. You don't use reason with this ticker.
When do the TSLA warsex robots that we stole from an alternate universe come in and save the day?
An Alien invasion would actually convince me to invest in TSLA.
Sorry for your loss!!! The market turned sharply bullish to grab liquiduty ( in Puts) after staying bearish 2 months. You are having difficult time transitioning from bearish to bullish mindset. There are certain tickers that are still bearish and I made small profit having bearish outlook on TSLA earnings. I was watching CAR and LMT dropping sharply during last week. I was cautious and did not buy PUTS on those as I was recently burnt by MSTR Puts. In my two cents, what you can learn from this experience, Don't get bearish when a stock is making all time high... I am making this statement thinking about SNDK. It is going upwards and who knows how high it would go... But once it get flat or you see 4-5 red candles then you can buy puts. I think CVNA, NFLX, TSLA and LMT are going to drop or move side ways in coming week. However, I could be wrong and would not suggest to blindly trade . Do your due diligence and see market trends. Good luck and Hope you recover your losses soon..
asking in all seriousness, is there any chance for TSLA to hit $450 by end of May?
Of course we know the majority of his wealth is in equity. He's still wealthy, and was selling billions of dollars worth of TSLA on the regular between 2021-22 whenever he needed money for rockets or whatever
I guess from the standpoint of seeing one of the worst markets that made no sense in '08, it's made a twisted sort of sense... until the last 4 weeks. We joke about vibe trading and TSLA"s hilarious P/E, but the S&P as a larger whole has at least somewhat fended of the sheer insanity of all the meme stocks... until now. A counter-trend rally, even to this degree, can have a form of market logic behind it... But the money is really just all going into the semis, which are the singular most vulnerable sector of all. They're both vulnerable to the looming energy crisis AND the helium shortage. So say you want to believe in a twisted sort of logic that this demands and look at helium stocks... APD is basically barely back to its October numbers. LIN is a bit above Fall numbers. I'm always willing to accept I don't know everything and the Street might know something, but it's like they're pricing in a magical infinite energy reactor and the ability to 3D print raw materials at this point. So you eventually have to just go with the line of thinking from the article: buy the dip investors have hit peak invincibility syndrome and just believe downside no longer exists.
You’re replying an asking questions to me, kid. You’re on here giving investment advice to people that might not realize you are clueless — you may have cost people a lot of money with that horrible TSLA call. Stay in your lane; leave it to the professionals.
Looks at when you were posting this thread a year ago. TSLA was at $284… this was basically the worst time possible to short it. It had already bottomed out in April/May and proceeded to go straight up for the rest of the year. Shorting TSLA a year ago was a horrible call
Will TSLA finally die, now that he's admitted to lying about FSD?
NVIDIA Corporation (NVDA): 3.46% Ubtech Robotics Corp Ltd (9880.HK): 3.36% XPeng Inc. (9868.HK): 3.32% Xiaomi Corporation (1810.HK): 3.31% Tesla, Inc. (TSLA): 3.28% Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL): 3.23% Red Cat Holdings, Inc. (RCAT): 3.05% Ondas Inc. (ONDS): 2.81% Symbotic Inc. (SYM): 2.74% Rainbow Robotics (277810.KS): 2.67% Nvidia exposure, ubtech, xpeng and xiaomi are active in humanoids, some tesla bcs it will hype up humanoids, google never bad, rcat and ondas bcs why not, rainbow robotics i think are focusing on quadrupeds humanoid, so it makes sense, but didnt want heavy nvidia so i made it sense for less %
Or that guy who was up ten of millions on TSLA calls and then lost it? But I think that wasn’t on here. Didn’t he try to sue?
ETFs rebalance things quarterly, and then adjust in real-time depending what market does. If, say, TSLA is selling off, major funds reduce their exposure accordingly. The only time you'd see something like SPY tank is if the whole market is taking a dive. One component having a bad run is not going to affect the fund significantly. As far as I understand, the main difference between funds like SPY, QQQ, VOO, VT and such is in how they distribute dividends and in their fees structure.
I was in one of those TSLA robots that were debuted to make drinks and stuff.
TSLA is down 6% because their cars are shit. Real players drive a 2002 Honda Accord
I watched paint dry all day with TSLA, while everyone else was yeeting their life savings into AMD.
Market is rising but TSLA is underperforming compared to the market. It needs an excuse to drop. That excuse is macro environment. That means you are right and market will drop next week.
The company is a hype stock. If you want to talk about crazy valuations, look at TSLA. It has maintained upward momentum for years now far outside any rational cost basis. The point is, I always find it incredibly risky to bet against hype stocks. The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Couple this with the fact that OKLO is also being driven up as part of the energy boom, I’m personally staying far away from shorting it.
Elon about to announce TSLA’s new product, it’s a gpu chip made inhouse, that stores infinite data, has 500gb of ram, built in micro nuclear reactor, that mines bitcoin, that’s also a rocket but somehow a cpu, that has selfdriving, also a solar panel, and lastly AI inside. TSLA to 15t market cap 📈📈
!banbet TSLA 420.69 1 week
Shorting INTC, is like Shorting TSLA; you get burned.
elon is insane and $TSLA mkt cap is 1.18T
Google: Competing with semi-conductor companies with their TPUs. Competing with AI companies with Gemini, which will soon be integrated into Apple devices and will have an edge by integrating throughout the Google eco-system. Competing with TSLA with Waymo. Competing with META and TikTok (Oracle) with Youtube. Google, NVDA, and AVGO are the only Mag8 companies I would invest in right now.
I know no one cares, but just for the record: some people (like myself) do not take positions with war dealers, nor PoS CEOs (looking at you too TSLA)
!banbet TSLA 400 7d
!banbet TSLA 400 7 days
It's not worth it when it comes to investing. You just get folded. I've only successfully shorted TSLA like two times. And that market manipulation tweet from 🥭 with PLTR recently really fucked me.
Full porting TSLA with margin
Tempted to grab some TSLA 375p as a gamble on this bounce
Best thing about seeing SPY/QQQ rip is TSLA isn't part of it. LOL
TSLA going to 400 monday
Just looked at TSLA 10Q. Their bitcoin holdings lost 529M between September 25 and March 26. They did not buy or sell any BTC. Just straight up lost 529M in value.
We've all been there. I missed a $175k spike on some TSLA calls in early 2020 because I was distracted by my girlfriend being a drunk cunt.
TSLA 400 when (im coping)
PLTR and TSLA investors looking really smart today
Both AAPL and TSLA 5m charts look like the McD logo lmao
You think stocks trade based on earnings. Must be new around here and haven't seen TSLA for the last decade
I put $12k in TSLA and sold last year when Doge happened with $24k. I rolled that into AMD, bought $16k more for a total of 301 when it dipped again at $200. So $40k in (or $28k starting from TSLA) and now worth $105k. Somehow I went from index funds only to having a quarter of my networth in one company.
Well i guess not most but 3/7 are still pretty far off MSFT at 419 (ATH is 555) META at 676 (ATH is 796) TSLA at 373 (ATH is 498)
all these Ai and chip stocks booming and here I am with a full portfolio of TSLA
Can MSFT and TSLA just get de-listed already please