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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I am doing Monday Tuesday down, Wednesday pump, Thursday mixed bag with MSFT pump and META + TSLA dump, and then pump Friday on AAPL
Elon's TSLA sex robots will join ICE. Were all gonna be f\*\*\*ed... Literally :(
Directional shit on earnings is not something I have the balls for especially tickers like PLTR and TSLA
TSLA directional play idea https://x.com/tim_ctimothy46/status/2015223449107513781?s=46
I got TSLA for earnings this week coming up
For real, but yeah I’m buying a TSLA put just on principle. UNH call because fuck it all, I don’t even like money that much anyway
TSLA calls on Thursday morning
it’s TSLA who knows
So TSLA is finally going to drop after earnings right?
lol def get into PLTR & TSLA at the top. FAFO. Not an endorsement of NFLX, will be dead money for years
The dreaded TSLA earnings this coming week!
>Then short TSLA for that amounts, or sell calls and buy puts, so it’s like you are not owning it. Why aren’t you doing it? Sounds like you have never traded options.
Investors voted for it, that’s democracy. Investors will make 7x and then get diluted 12%, you don’t like it? You can sell, or short, becoming market neutral to TSLA. Do whatever you want, but there are many Tesla investors, myself included, who voted for this, I am totally fine to be diluted to give 1T to Elon once Tesla will be worth 8T.
Hmmm this commentary reveals a lack of information on your behalf, sir. TSLA and PLTR aren't meme stocks. NFLX is a long hold that you keep buying when it dips, like right now, for example.
🌮 is not going to put a 100% tarriff on his largest trading partner in an election year, but if he does I am short TSLA and other crap that may be collateral damage anyways.
Then short TSLA for that amounts, or sell calls and buy puts, so it’s like you are not owning it. Why aren’t you doing it?
Yea TSLA will probably just be a smaller call spread
TSLA only accounts for like 1/5 of his net worth at this point. He doesn't care
Gonna play the run ups for TSLA and meta but cash out before. Hopefully small wins instead of getting greedy.
TSLA put right before Wednesday close
Hot takes: Small cap 1-ish good years to go, international-long, robotics-long and drones 5+ years at least are crazy to abandon. Google and amazon are real companies, meta is cooked, Apple hasn't innovated in a decade+ and can't grow much more, MSFT is going to piss enough people off either something else will replace them, TSLA will lie or bribe their way to autonomous cars and will probably be the real competitor to google in 20 years--pray they don't own humanoid robotics--but either way TSLA has a pretty solid future, NVDA will retreat to hardware at some point and probably turn into Intel 2.0 by 2050.
I’m rich dude. No TSLA needed Also, Musk has only been a GOP bootlicker the last 18 months. Sales have fallen off a cliff since then. There’s only so mush bullshit musk can spin to keep the share price high. We’ll see who’s right at the end of the year
>Its no slam dunk but if TSLA conquers FSD, they’ll own the auto market That's a bold prediction considering that Tesla isn't a particularly good car company. And considering that if they can make camera-only autonomy work, the Chinese will be close behind them and undercut them on price.
!banbet TSLA 400 114h
You are preaching to wrong crowd here. Reddit has been anti Tesla since 2018. I’ve been profited so much through inverse Reddit on $TSLA it’s a joke!
His politics are what’s ultimately going to fuck TSLA over
Not going to disagree that they’re overvalued, but the entire market is overvalued. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting an overvalued Shitco. I havent seen the outfit costs for LiDAR anything close to $200. like a coupe of orders of magnitude more. Mapping dense urban centers is one challenge, but how/when do you map non- select urban centers. IF Waymo wins this will be trivial but they have to win. IMO - Waymo’s strategy gets it to market first. Tesla is playing the long game and going for a universal solution. I’m not locked into a winner but I think Tesla‘s solution is better (if executed) Im out of TSLA as I think the risk reward in the short term is off. I’ve pared my PLTR holdings, but I don’t think it’s a smart strategy long term to bet against Thiel.
Musk is ketamine addict freak who’s dick doesn’t work but somehow has 14 kids with 14 different women. He didn’t innovate anything in any of the companies he has. He bought them. The guy is a complete POS. He poisoned his own brand. GOP gonna get crushed at midterms, and TSLA gonna tank
TSLA has the most innovative CEO. That’s worth a premium
>As far as revenue, tax credits expiring. That's probably permanent, btw. >Not saying that TSLA is going to win FSD but their approach and having the vehicles makes more sense than Waymo Tesla has mostly 5 megapixel cameras, and their higher res camera has a very limited FOV. Waymo has *much* higher quality cameras combined with LiDAR and radar (which Tesla engineers begged Elon not to delete). The cost of LiDAR was prohibitive at first, but it is now approaching $200. Musk made the wrong bet. If you dig into the technology, there is *zero* chance Tesla beats Waymo without at least adding radar back and greatly increasing their camera quality/coverage. Musk says that humans drive vision-only, but we have far better resolution and an amazing 2-axis gimbal. We also have brains which know not to run into a $3M jet just even though we weren't trained to recognize it. Musk has been promising L5 FSD "next year" for *over 10 years*. At some point it's not his fault, but the fault of those still gullible enough to listen to him. Gun to my head prediction, Tesla achieves L5 approval in 20 years (5-10 years *after* Waymo). Positions: I am still long TSLA (via index funds) and PLTR (shares), but they are both overvalued. I have learned not to pay attention to P/E ratio when it comes to meme stocks. https://preview.redd.it/1h05h8ae28fg1.jpeg?width=1750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ad26e2284e2605d62195219bd7d44d22fc5fcd
Disagree on TSLA. SpaceX gonna’ get way over pumped on the IPO. Good for people who can actually get shares I guess
MU, space X, TSLA are the most promising stocks of 2026
Different technologies + cost structure to implements As far as revenue, tax credits expiring. Not saying that TSLA is going to win FSD but their approach and having the vehicles makes more sense than Waymo (granted Waymonwould get to market faster, just less sustainable over time IMO)
>Its no slam dunk but if TSLA conquers FSD, they’ll own the auto market Same goes for Waymo, and they're at least a year ahead of Tesla. Tesla's valuation still makes no sense if you believe they are on the cusp of FSD. Once Tesla is satisfied FSD is 10-100x better than a human driver, that's when the L-5 approval process *begins*. Tesla is incentivized to start selling FSD quickly, but government regulators won't see any money from FSD and they will get blamed if it causes lots of accidents. My guess is full approval could take 5 years. Why is Tesla priced as if they are already selling FSD cars when their revenues are *dropping*?
Yeah lol,i guess i gotta be more patient but I just get ahead of my self sometimes. Yeah NFLX was a coin toss, I should have kept it I had NFLX feb 20 $93 calls, I guess i saw the IV drop after earning and sold for a 99% loss. I tried to make it back with TSLA, the thing is i bought TSLL puts which is a 2x leveraged TSLA position and ended up losing on that. Today morning bought some SPY puts cause I thought the market was choppy , but it rose later on though out the day didnt want to lose too much on that so i bought some spy 687 puts on tuesday. in hindsight i guess i do have a poblem
Brother, puts on TSLA? I wouldn't buy TSLA puts on a $60k account, never mind a $600 one. The price has been completely detached from reality for years, and its probably torched more bears than any other stock. It'll stay irrational way longer than you can stay solvent. Genuine question: what was the thought process behind each trade? NFLX earnings was ultimately a coin toss - fine if it's a small % of your port and you accept it could to to zero. The short dated TSLA/SPY puts back to back afterwards looks like forcing trades/gambling again to try and win your money back. Impatience and incorrect position sizing, not bad luck. You've got limited capital, so you can't afford gambles. Don't just trade things because you've seen people talking about them. Take fewer trades, wait for setups you actually believe in, and define entry/exit/invalidation before you dive in. If the setup doesn't come to you, don't enter. Right now you're best focusing on boring low risk plays. Small gains will feel pointless, especially when you spend a decent chunk of time researching beforehand. But they compound fast. Consistent 5-10% wins and tight losses will grow your account quicker than lottery ticket trades.
TSLA gonna sink to abyss on earnings as per my rational instincts. Therefore it will moon. I don't make the rules
i live and work in downtown seattle my apt building always smells like curry and BO hoping these H1b helps change this not to mention the terrible tesla drivers with student driver stickers blocking the left lane on highway puts on TSLA calls on PG (deodorant)
Add ASTS, RKLB, every neo cloud, PLTR, TSLA and every other dog shit ticker that’s pumped here.
Elmo announcing a monthly subscription free for FSD might mean TSLA earnings are going to be even rougher than most think. (He'll spin it as net free with cheaper insurance or something and sycophant analysts will claim its' a huge win for humanity)
TSLA gonna end green Them's the rules
Time for a TSLA dip?
Hey TSLA, got one of them random $10 pumps in ya today?
next wed is blockbuster for tech. we have TSLA, META and MSFT on the same day as Fed interest rate decision. IV will be through the roof
TSLA $450 EOD. Y’all heard it here first 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
TSLA doubled since liberation day!
I wonder if TSLA META & AAPL will have amazing run after earnings ?
Bought the TSLA dip. Now let’s gooo again 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Valuation is high because of FOMO. I mean there are all kinds of Shitcos printing money right now are you complaining about them? Tards are full porting RKLB & RGTI and are in worse financial position Its no slam dunk but if TSLA conquers FSD, they’ll own the auto market
So you have taken a short position or have puts, right? Do you guys have a Bat Signal anytime PLTR or TSLA is mentioned?
Naw. He’s spot on. PLTR and TSLA gonna crash before midterms
!banbet TSLA -15% 3w
It’s the ultimate meme stock. My bet is that when the dust settles and market resets, we will talk about TSLA for a long time as the most obvious bubble in our time. The company is valued at $1.5T on what, $100B in revenue?
They can’t. They can’t even do a fully automatic vehicle. They moved the safety monitor to the drivers seat. My guess is that cameras alone will not be enough. They will use additional sensors to make it work. TSLA is only good at selling shares of their stock at this point.
last chance to get TSLA before it turns into ASML
MSFT, META, TSLA, AAPL earnings all next week.
Wednesday could be crazy, MSFT, META, TSLA and ASML, 4 of the top 20 market caps atm. Add the FOMC decision on top. Inb4 flat market that day.
your gonna blink and TSLA gonna be 480
Wednesday will be crazy with MSFT META TSLA and FOMC decision
Wednesday MSFT META TSLA report earnings, should be a fun day
Oh you’ll see what max pain on TSLA is
Max pain on TSLA this week is 435$. Bet it closes right around there.
I own two of the three. Sold GOOGL at $206 in early February to add more TSLA. That didn’t work out for me so far. But it was a really small position.
RIP TSLA Elon Cuck puts in formal bid for Ryan Air
every single morning is the same on all these fucking ai hardware and meme stocks like CVNA and TSLA. Algos programmed to sell then rocket them on any bit of red. you cant win in this market as a bear on those stocks
I have quite a good record lately, called the TSLA pop, NFLX, RKLB puts before the dump, etc. I'd be willing to bet we hit 40 today.
If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a car company sell it. If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a tech company buy it.
If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a car company sell it. If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a tech company buy it.
Watch TSLA give up all its gains feom the padt 3 days
TSLA keeps memeing up despite debunked robotaxi without safety driver. Instead of one inside, they have a chase car with 2 monitors now lol.
NVDA on green, AMD on green, TSLA on green, AMZN on green, others same.
TSLA is showing its cracks now. Will probably looses yesterday’s gains
Elon truly is running out of tricks in his bag. At what point does this $TSLA crash?
threads passes X in terms of daily users? TSLA to ATH
That 1 am TSLA pump is looking hilarious rn.
It's not a good reason to be bearish something, just because the price has gone up a lot. See: NVIDIA, NTFLX, TSLA, Bitcoin "Market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"
Hahaha very typical of TSLA
TSLA going to give back every penny from yesterday.
When logic suggests TSLA should not go up, TSLA will go up.
Not smart. What possible market advantage do they have over GOOG. Or even over ChatGPT. The only way it’s even interesting is if it’s somehow bundled with TSLA shareholders.
> The post suggests the divestment "came out" in the annual report, it was not a loud political statement. That is correct, the pension fund also did not want to go into details as to why when the news outlet contacted them with questions so they have no interest in making this a public thing. To contrast, they have no problem making public political statements; They publicly announced they were selling their TSLA holdings (even though they expected TLSA to still grow in value) because they felt Musks pay package was inappropriate a while back.
There is also enormous scope for those who have experienced a huge speculative bubble over the last 36 months to undergo a severe correction! PLTR HOOD TSLA INTC GOOGLE etc.
long NVDA MAAS short TSLA PLTR
>Tesla (TSLA) rose 0.19% after Elon Musk announced the launch of unsupervised robotaxi rides in Austin lmao, what a pump
The other difference is that Ford sales grew 6% while Tesla was down 8% in 2025. Showing that investors are complete regards and that TSLA will do a gigantic drop as soon as the AI bubble pops
I know one of you dorks thought you were riding TSLA down to 325 with weeklies
> holding most positions for only a couple of days, but up to 11 days in the rare trade. > concerned about the tax consequences of generating ~$1k a day in gains and nervous about tax time. SPY, QQQ, MSFT, TSLA, META, etc options? short-term capital gains SPX options? Taxed as 60% long-term, 40% short-term, regardless of if you are in the trade for 30 seconds or 2 years.
Deadass. The day starlink hits the market, some mfs will be like "This is undervalued". Can't wait for TSLA to shit itself like that Micro Strategy mf
Shorting TSLA is kinda like being a heroin addict, but it's more expensive and feels worse.
Woah - I thought TSLA's P/E was bad... but theirs is that number... but positive.
Sure, but insurance is probably the most frictionless thing to change in life, after socks. Car premiums go up -> ”hey chatgpt plz cheaper inshurz” -> better insurance two clicks later. I guess I am just confused by the whole ”lose billions to earn millions” VC model ever since Uber, TSLA etc.