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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Except TSLA is actually making money on their EVs. How is that lighting money on fire?
GM revenue 187.4B (+2.58% y/y), operating income 9.30B (-26.46% y/y) TSLA revenue 95.6B (-1.56% y/y), operating income 4.77B (-41.44% y/y)
I buy puts long dated and 50 down on strike as... Insurance. TSLA is one of the most ungodly overvalued stocks on the market and when it does pop... It will be glorious
TSLA needs a green day really soon. It was red for the 6th straight day yesterday.
TSLA will see 200 in 2026.
Only 3 scenarios for next year: TSLA A. $290-$390 for 11 months then $650 December B. Tesla stock $550 Jan then $600 then some sort of dip C. Tesla stock goes bonkers to $1000
Lolololol. TSLA released some weird q4 pre estimate because they knew wallstreet had expectations too high. So they released sandbag numbers via press release, then will claim to have beat these new, lower sandbagged numbers next week. Absolute dirt level fraud.
Regarding TSLA sales: 2024: Cars - 1.78M Energy - 31.4 GWh 2025: Cars - 1.64M Energy - 46GWh 1 GWh of additional energy = 10,000 additional cars. +15GWh of Energy = 150k cars in profit. Basically, the same amount of sales as in 2024
Jesus Christ you replied to everyone saying something remotely negative about TSLA. Either suck Elon's dick or touch grass, my guy
Continue to load TSLA at 458, what a deal.
That people think Robo taxi is going to work is the funniest part of the TSLA scam. Like - a two door taxi...TWO DOOR TAXI...that doesn't even use Lidar. Sure.
All ik is my TSLA calls are ruined
It is unusual for TSLA to send out a press release with quarterly consensus delivery estimates. Interestingly, Bloomberg consensus, which tends to be stale since it is depends on analysts updating their estimates in a timely manner, shows a 4Q delivery consensus of 445K, vs the IR-derived 4Q consensus of 423K. Obviously, someone at TSLA wanted the IR-derived consensus to be distributed as widely as possible. This suggests to me 4Q actuals are more likely to be in the 420K range than the 445K range Again, one has to align a potential 4Q delivery shortfall with the expectation that $TSLA could announce by midnight Wednesday that they are removing some or all safety monitors from Austin robotaxis.
I love the TSLA hate, it’s entertaining, so much narrow-minded heard behavior in this thread.
While GM bulls celebrate a "win" fueled by stock buybacks and legacy ICE sales, they’re ignoring the fact that you can’t value an AI and robotics powerhouse like a 100-year-old truck company. TSLA’s YTD price action is just a temporary consolidation before the FSD and Optimus supercycle makes this "underperformance" look like a rounding error. Zoom out and stop comparing a dinosaur’s dividend to the dawn of the autonomous future. Also. I AM NOT INDIAN. Stop calling me Indian sir.
And in the last 10 years TSLA +2,807% vs GM's 199%.
Correction incoming, buy puts TSLA chart bearish
Hopefully TSLA will soon reach my 440 breakeven point and I can start covering my short. I went from -265% in TSLA to -205% this week thanks to TSLA going down.
TSLA underperformed the S&P500. 🤣
Made gains in both.... I did have some losses. But easily making gains. Big surprise.... My PMs. Blew my mind TSLA.. I never owned any until people were setting them on fire, I knew it was a company goi g to pull through. I'm up 85% wish I put more in. MSTR was great but crypto is hurting. CRYPTO, I started DCAing crypto while its down, been losing.
Got 40k in TSLA stock. Need to add more from my job and get this up to 100k
So what? Assuming nothing else, GM still gives your investment back in 16 years. TSLA will pay you in 310 Either TSLA will find some otherworldly growth or the only way to make money there is to wait for yhe next sucker. That actually works often enough, but “products are likely to make enough money” is hardly the reason
I told my cousin to invest in TSLA shares. Gotta get my fav cousin to be rich like me
TSLA can sell $400b cars to xAI and then have TSLA pay xAI $400b for computer rentals
The final boss in Musk's 2025 Comp Plan is achieving $400B in EBITDA by 2035. Perspective: This figure surpasses other major companies like ExxonMobil ($102.59 billion in 2022) and NVIDIA ($34.48 billion in fiscal 2024). Will Elon be able to hit this mark by 2035 with TSLA?
GM stopped lighting money on fire and TSLA announced it was going to keep lighting money on fire.
Can't wait to receive my $3 in SOL tendies from RH in 4 hours, lost my shirt on TSLA calls today...
There's only ticker I would martingale bet the fuck out of TSLA calls. Gonna get more tomorrow
I get the frustration, but timing the market is tough, especially with a stock like TSLA.
I bought TSLA at $480 on Friday and now looking to get out at breakeven. How long will it take lol
wow, actually making money on TSLA puts. Take the rare win or let it ride and risk it for the biscuit?
All I want is a -25% day on TSLA.
How the fuck is TSLA down AND TSDD (a 2x short etf tracking Tesla) is *also* down. That legitimately doesn’t make any sense
So TSLA pumped $100 on promises from Musk which will go unfulfilled in two days, and the stock is down 30% of that. Puzzled face
When I trimmed TSLA it ran up to $495. Was I mad. No. Profits is profit. It’s up to you.
otally agree, taking some profits off the table after a big run is never a bad idea, especially if you've been holding long-term. I also like the move of trimming TSLA at $481 good call. I’ve been debating whether to trim some MU too if it keeps climbing, but I’m still holding out for $300. How do you decide when to take profits without missing out on more upside?
Honestly I would trim some for profits, if you’ve been holding long term. I trimmed some TSLA at $481 a couple of weeks ago.
TSLA and HOOD puts keeping me alive for now
Haha, yeah, MU's been on fire lately! I can totally relate selling at $91 to grab TSLA seems like a smart move at the time, but that dip lasted way longer than expected. The market can be unpredictable like that. But hey, TSLA still has a lot of potential, and you might’ve caught it at a good price. Do you think MU will keep this momentum going?
MU is killing it. I sold at $91 in early February to add more TSLA during the dip. Didn’t know the dip was going to keep on dipping until October.
Elon selling TSLA shares again
Is anyone else loading up on TSLA puts for the next earnings?
In case you want more bullish news for TSLA, a South Korean supplier had a contract worth $2.9 billion slashed down to $7,386. They were the main supplier of materials for the batteries used specifically in the Cybertruck. Yes, $2.9 billion to $7k lol.
Sell my 490p $TSLA put or hold one more day? Worried about the new years break and then IV crush after q4 earnings (in which Elon will reveal they sold 6-7 cars this year)
Loaded more TSLA at 464, this fraud is gonna hit 500 next year.
Wait 3 hours for TSLA to almost hit 470 and this is how Elon treats me ...
I would like to thank the TSLA community for saving my calls. I am never touching this stock again.
Nobody can estimate TSLA's value, Its the price of passion, future, and dreams
You know we are in a bubble whwn TSLA is 10x the value it should be
How the fuck is TSLA going up 🤡🤡🤡🤡
TSLA about to carry the market
Someone should create an ETF called "Friends of Trump". Include PLTR, ORCL, maybe TSLA, etc. The quid pro quo is very obvious with Trump--pay his bribes and do his bidding and your company will have a greenlight with the regulators.
How does this happen? Friday -TSLA: 475 -TSDD: 7.59 Today -TSLA: 467 -TSDD: 7.18 So much for TSDD being inverse.
my calls and faith losing value every hour ... TSLA 470 wen
TSLA pls go back to 470s my port cannot take another -40% GUH
why does TSLA always have retard strength on days like this?
Do i close my TSLA calls for a lost... guhhh
I feel it in my balls, its time for some TSLA calls
Yuh. The plot is so lost at this point if valuations became realistic again we’re looking at a 40% haircut on equities minimum. 90%+ on shit like TSLA and PLTR
Down 40% on my TSLA 470Cs. Elon i beleive in you pls pump ts
This has to be written by AI; it’s just too silly. TSLA is known for its volatility.
Elon Pump back at it again. TSLA bers YOU tried
Throw the 800k and TSLA puts. Be sorted in no time!
TSLA bounce right off that 461 level of support. And now we wait ☕️🧐
Account gone if TSLA reaches -3%
Where are TSLA ultra-bulls at?? 😂
Alright TSLA, let’s quit being gay and flat. Dump you whore
TSLA for Soyboys i just wanna make money
If you have calls you are the TSLA goon squad.
Can the TSLA goon squad bail my calls out
Aaaaand, we’re pumping memes again. Wait!! TSLA is down
Elon selling TSLA shares to pump DJT shares
I exit TSLA at 10x, NVDA at 10x, RKLB is now at 14x ASTS 2x LUNR 2x
TSLA 450 plz n thank u n advance
Groq sounds close enough to Grok. TSLA +10% EOD.
I need TSLA at 450 by mid-Jan C’mon Elon, take that megadose of whatever new designer drug you’ve been fiending for
I picked TSLA, then NVDA, then RKLB and now I am in ASTS and LUNR.
Can you imagine a killer application of TSLA, SpaceX, and Grok? Grok is significantly underestimated because of the political angles, but it has some very impressive aspects.
TSLA is down 1.3%. people selling to buy SLV?
You better run all day and run all night And keep your dirty feelings deep inside And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight You better park the car well out of sight ‘cause if they catch you in the back seat buying TSLA calls They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box You better run!
Why is TSDD down 7% right now while TSLA is down 1%?
TSLA is going to take a huge dump tomorrow
PLTR getting involved as well, rumors of TSLA sex robots to work the space mines. A true psyop orgy.
Only way TSLA is going back up is if you hold your phone upside down