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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA fake dump yesterday to shake out the bers. 500 EOW cmon elon
Sold all my TSLA at 478. Begin the dump
I’m not positioned to profit off of it but damn I wanna see TSLA an BTC shit the bed so bad just for the entertainment
Does your wife work at TSLA?
BPTRX for example is 30% Tesla and 17% SpaceX. This is very aggressive. Looking for others similar to this but not TSLA (since I've got that covered).
The real question is what inflation’s got to do with NVDA and TSLA?
It depends - are they going to double their revenue/earnings in the next 12 months? What about quadruple in the next 24? They just might. Risk v Reward. If you bought today and they DO double rev/earnings in the next 12 months, that's only a pe of \~20, adjusting for time arbitrage. If they actually do double again, that's a single digit pe, or close to it once you adjust out nominal opportunity cost of the wider market and inflation. They're a hell of a lot better valuation than some of the other top 10 holdings, I'm looking at you, TSLA.
Will be an insane day for TSLA. Buying 1dte calls as soon as market opens $490 strike.
Elons been awfully quiet about TSLA, no chance of new ATH this week
I agree but losing money doesn’t matter to stock price as long as the public is continually fed BS. Look at TSLA hitting new all time highs on hopium of robotaxis and sex robots
I think yesterday was the first time I've ever timed TSLA puts correctly. Only 26 more wins to get even
Selling TSLA to buy MU is the play today
Yep. NVDA to $0 and TSLA back to $490 probably
Musk's real net worth is zero or negative. His 7% of TSLA is realistically worth no more than $5B. The SpaceX valuation is pure fantasy,
So I guess TSLA isn’t going to $450?
Just gotta pump TSLA, it‘s an all-weather hedge. Better than gold, btc and bonds in together. Global 5% sell-off? No problem, TSLA got your back with a 3-5% pump.
Dumping everything so they can pump TSLA and CVNA higher.
Love the selective reading here, exact mentality I expect from TSLA investors. The company was also just a name when he took over, coming quite close to shutting down multiple times. But Elon used his 5000IQ and had a major technical breakthrough - what if we took deposits from customers and promised delivery without having plans to build and deliver? His massive schlong was correct and it worked…until they ran out of money again. So they held another event and invited the depositors. I’m not sure what futuristic tech they got promised then (maybe FSD in 2009) but the event ended with first depositors being told “The only way we can make all this happen is if you give us $20k more.” Some were turned off, many believed in the mission and paid. This kept them going until some deliveries until Toyota and others came to build out the “marvel of tech” factories. You are correct, this was not the same company he invested in. He did change it something else, something much bigger. He leaned a very valuable lesson from it - you can promise anything and get the benefits first, then you can decide how much of the promise you wish to deliver upon.
I find this TSLA pump offensive, will lilley open a short position out of spite
If you take the average P/E of all those separate sectors, add them together you come to the conclusion that TSLA fanboys are absolute morons
!banbet TSLA -60% 2w
Fuck me im buying TSLA tmrw. I feel so gross.
Still have 200k in long term investments that I do not gamble with (~70% ETFs, ~20% stable-ish tech stocks like Apple and Google, and ~10% riskier growth stocks like TSLA and NVDA) and I have a 150k tech job and I’m only a 25M, so it’s not the end of the world if I lose this 60k, though I don’t deny that it would certainly hurt. That 55k loss in a single day on Monday on 0dtes was certainly a huge gut punch. At this point I may just pull out like 50k (still a great gain from 500) and gamble with the remaining 10k so I don’t have to ask “what if” if I miss out on a good play, but yeah, I honestly should probably take a break and focus 100% on my career so this doesn’t fuck me up mentally even more.
Tomorrow morning I sell all my AMZN shares and invest into TSLA. I am tired of being on the losing side...
The company that manages my IRA keeps buying that shit. TBH they have been steadily buying TSLA for years. And I’m up!
I posted about one of my plays on an other sub, so feel free to look for that if you'd like, but other than when I was testing out some swing trades on weekly options I have not had any interest in going long TSLA or CVNA because I have zero faith in their businesses.
Absolute bloodbath for weekly TSLA calls. You love to see it
If TSLA doesn't hit 500 by Friday, I may have to declare bankruptcy
Imagine this guy put $120k on TSLA & CVNA calls instead. He would’ve already been a millionaire.
TSLA will take the hit, and it'll keep rolling. Seeking Alpha's sell rating aside, the fundamentals are pure vaporware. But that doesn't matter. I'll inverse and take a short win and walk away. Waiting on a full drawdown is a losing prospect.
AMD dragging TSLA down
TSLA was just $4 away from $500 in pre…. Now back to $467😂😂
TSLA is the future wasn't today, will it be tomorrow? I think I've pumped this one too early.
That's because Blue Owl canceled the OCI DC in Michigan. Someone pulled the first OPENAI thread. Market looks to rebound on a core cpi, over or under, even if it comes in cool, is there a green light on AI plays. Maybe not IMO. Friday, triple witching day with more than STX, WDC, ON, GFS, LULU, CDW, Incl rebalancing. Nvda, msft, tsla, Google, and Apple rebalancing. Nasdaq - 1% Friday.if tomorrow is a rebound. If so TSLA moonshots, but Im guessing TSLA $440. MDB short alert if Orcl doesn’t buy. Not financial advice. Only for amusment purposes from a well regarded deginerate
TSLA is such a fake. This market is crazy. Elon has never delivered on anything. Market is a massive contradiction: Nvidia has record-breaking profits and a dominant 92% market share, yet its stock is currently cooling off because investors are demanding even higher returns on AI spending. Meanwhile, Tesla hits all-time highs on "testing" news despite weak sales. Nvidia actually make billions in profit, yet the the market punishes them the moment growth slows even slightly. Tesla is judged on the future best case scneario because their car margins are struggling, the market ignores the current balance sheet and prices the stock based on a "what if" scenario.
He can probably get a used TSLA at best
Thanks for doing some research and digging deeper. To someone unfamiliar with Elon’s many companies and holdings I can understand why two seemingly unrelated companies might confuse a person. Unlocking SpaceX’s potential value, I’ve seen estimates of its initial value as high as $800B, via an IPO was the first thing that jumped into my mind for the rise in TSLA because I figured shareholders in that equity would probably be given a slice of the IPO pie. Did your research turn up anything about Google’s potential stake in a SpaceX IPO? I’m a GOOGL shareholder so I’m hoping I get some of that space pie too!
Yer but this is WSB where people are buying PLTR and TSLA at 300 forward and selling stocks like Meta at 20 forward.
Did they announce the self riding TSLA sex robots?
TSLA likes this???
Leaving this until I get some actual "me" time to find the source: Musk also said that, with the IPO, TSLA shareholders may receive a shares of SpaceX.
It’d be sweet if TSLA dropped 4% per day for like the next year.
On the other hand, we won’t be using TSLA, NVDA, PLTR, MSTR and co. to find jobs…so maybe google is the play 🥶
So all that call option volume on TSLA and those people just going to lose all their money tomorrow? Yikes
Be real, GOOGL isn't TSLA
Chances TSLA swings up 5% tomorrow feeling like 0
I used to short ever TSLA earnings 2 years ago and make a killing. It was by broken clock trick.
TSLA, if you love punishment as I do. Can buy a 2x inverse ETF rather than options
I always lose betting against TSLA but I guess a few bear put spreads wouldn’t kill me lol
If you think TSLA is a car company, you've flailed the litmus test and should probably go back to critical thinking school.
It’s funny how all the TSLA bots turned on here yesterday hyping it so badly then it tanks 5% today
TSLA is now trading near its all-time high. It should be able to break through the $500 price level.
I mean, yeah, of course it's a question of risk tolerance, but I'd hardly qualify owning anything in the Mag 7 "risky" save for like, TSLA.
I'll see y'all again next time TSLA pumps took my put gains and ran today
Totally on paper on an inflated TSLA stock price propped up by its cult.
I think it’s funny that news articles think TSLA is down because some dumdum in California said « ermmm it isn’t autopilot acktual’y 🤓👆🏻 » and not just because it was wildly overbought on virtually no news.
Just stay calm. Short TSLA. Short long bonds. Buy VIXY. Buy SPY and QQQ again after the next 20% correction. EZPZ
Can someone who’s smarter than me tell me if what TSLA did today is considered a bearish reversal or not…? I think that it is?
This is why, against all odds, TSLA continues to trade over $400.
TSLA is ripping above 500 Friday or I’m fucked
Make sure you know what the margin interest rate is because it can eat into any gains or expand any losses. Say you had 10 spreads on TSLA and it didn't go your way you are liable to pay interest on the cost of the loan for assignment which can be a lot. 1000 shares of tsla at 400/share
They will legitimately teach about the absurdity of TSLA in history books one day. Will go down as the biggest fraudulently and illegally manipulated hyped cult stock. Give it time.
Sold my TSLA puts too early
the thing is, even if theyre right, that doesn't make TSLA a 1.5T company. internally, TSLA does have somewhat good growth. it's definetly a $250B company, $500B would be really pushing it. Some people just don't understand that no matter how good a company is, never overpay
Lol, at all the retards that bought TSLA calls last night
To be fair, the success of TSLA and Bitcoin is proof positive that a large part of the market is based on fraud
To add salt to it, TSLA $500 next week after CPI report
Dear market, I will explain it in simple terms for you; on Friday I need TSLA to close below 470, SPY above 675 and INTC at least 35. Otherwise we need to cancel Christmas. Thank you for your attention to this matter
I told myself to buy 450 puts on TSLA yesterday but the premium was soo damn much I didn’t pull the trigger. Should have just got TSLL puts and made the play
TSLA is the equivalent of those empty condos on Billionare's row (avg 50% unoccupied, 80% on some buildings). "By 2026" -- whatch think gonna happen at 10 months?
Classic over-trade ... tough to force oneself to sit on your hands though when the market is moving like it did today ... especially with TSLA.
All the FOMO $TSLA buyers fared poorly. A whole new generation of bagholders begins.
What if everyone else dumped their TSLA stock and Elon is left holding the bag
why is TSLA inversing everything else
We’re you long? This recent run up the last few months has been what has made no sense. Particularly garbage stocks like TSLA and CVNA.
Should I swing TSLA calls overnight?
Whatever you do, just DON’T BET AGAINST $TSLA❗️ This is coming from a guy who got burned 5 too many times and still didn’t learn the lesson.
Knew it that TSLA going to ATH will signal the armagedon
Sold my TSLA puts way too early today.
at least TSLA is down boys\* \*for all genders of boys
Lol, TSLA is an offense to any right minded investor. Great for traders though.
Right now, being born, could be the person to make hundreds of millions on TSLA puts someday.
Had a really nice gain on the TSLA 2X Bear I bought yesterday...Hoping they recover, so I can do it again.
Ur probably right, but the TSLA cult is real so I hate him by association
Atleast that one retarded TSLA spammer got fucked today. I'll take that as a win.
Ah. You're right about that. In that case, it could very well be true. I'll look for a buying opportunity to increase my holdings next quarter. I have a very long time horizon. Been buying and holding TSLA since 2013.
Today was a solid red after yesterday's strong green close at $489.88, opened at $488.21 basically flat from prior close, pushed early to $495.24 on residual buyers, but sellers took over and dumped it hard to $466.20 low (nearly 6% intraday swing) before a partial bounce into close. Volume decent at \~79M, but no real panic selling so it felt like profit-taking and mean-reversion after the recent news with some gamma unwinds into the drop. For tonight into tomorrow, I think overnight will turn mildly green (+0.4 to 0.6% in after-hours prints around $471 to $473), with volume thin as usual. There's still about an hour of regular trading left today, so the overnight picture could shift. I'll be watching the close and pre-market closely tomorrow morning to see if it holds or strengthens into a clean signal. My definition of overnight is yesterday’s 4pm close vs tomorrow’s pre-market price around 9:15 to 9:25 am. If it’s up 0.3% or more = green overnight, down 0.3% or more = red. Anything in between is just algos shuffling in thin liquidity so next day does whatever, no edge. I don’t even look at the 9:30 opening print because that’s already regular-hours action. The 0.3% band gives the cleanest separation between real signal and noise without throwing away too many days or flooding with false ones so it’s tuned specifically for TSLA’s volatility (similar to how gap traders often use 0.5 to 1% filters). If it stays or gets cleaner green overnight, that sets up the classic red day + green overnight pattern, a higher-probability leg (\~68% historical green next-day with gap-up and close positive). I’m leaning bullish for tomorrow, expecting a small-to-moderate gap higher at open, buyers step in after today's washout, and we grind green into close (maybe +2 to 3% if no negative news). Premium should be juicy after today's vol spike.
PE of TSLA gonna be higher after Q4, better buy now.
GLD beating the crap out of SPY on the 1d, 5d, 1m, 6m, 1y, 5y. On a totally unrelated topic, TSLA sitting there at a bargain basement 320 PE ratio so here's your chance guys.
Low volume TSLA climb. Will be wiped out during power hour.