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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Tesla is the future. It is at the cutting edge. Elon is the last intellectual with motive power. He builds things and knows the complexities of manufacturing. TSLA is a car company. He built a car company after an oligopoly controlled it for nearly 100 years. Sure, everyone is shit poor now and winding down their spending, so no more cars. But he will beat the economy itself by making robots with the batteries he uses to power his Teslas. RDCs will become automated overnight. Amazon will be able to lower its prices, allowing people with -$1 on their credit cards to buy more!
Instead of buying calls on good companies on red days maybe I should buy calls on TSLA because that has literally never ever failed to bounce
Somehow TSLA will reach a new high.
Grabbing TSLA 200 & PLTR 60 puts to hedge my MSFT calls
Of course my TSLA puts expired last friday. FUCK YOU ELON CHILD FUCKER.
My TSLA puts expired on Friday. 417.5P. Sigh. Fucking pedo fucker. Hope the Felon gets mowed down by FSD. PEDO FUCK
This is a 6 week+ play, kind of irrelevant what happens to TSLA this week.
on the first day (of Feb), God said, "and let there be green". And so, the whole market green (except TSLA fuck that shit company)
im tired af (europoor), need to be awake for this madness. good night fellow regards. Long Bitcoin Short TSLA lets see if we can do something with SLV
No man, it's TSLA, it always pumps on bad news
maybe Elon will announce spaceX isn’t a space company and send TSLA to 800
i only sold more TSLA, relax. and i buy bitcoin, relax double.
I’ve got TSLA META and SNDK.. not looking much better for me either
https://preview.redd.it/eon44un2xzgg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdd531beba1d662e94b93e66cbc74c28861ab78 !banbet TSLA $400 1W
Seems like one of those -10% TSLA days
Considering all the other rich fucks in the latest file dump, my guess is they’ll buy a shit ton of TSLA to keep the meme stock going so they dont all drown together.
TSLA will go to hell with these files release, then go to heaven after SpaceX ipo
It's crazy to me that anyone is still buying TSLA. Now that Elon is firmly in the Epstein files, there's such a massive risk of some former accountant or CFO coming forward like that Enron lady did. NDAs and threats of litigation against whistleblowers only go so far. People really hate pedophiles.
ok. so heres my battleplan: Already bought some bitcoin MSTR at open TSLA is short and will stay short PLTR is short an will stay short i dont touch any metal, im not in crazy casino mood sell any remains of anything that could have any exposure to AI minus Google Buy more Bitcoin survive
Elon is taking a lot of heat for his part in the Epstein Files. I doubt TSLA will pump this week
TSLA, she’s this, she’s that, you can never figure her out, she’s always on to the next hot thing, high maintenance, but shmexy!
It's crazy amidst all the mayhem, TSLA is still at 400 PE ratio with 1.5T market cap. Musk is a true conman
Need TSLA to eat bigger shit
MSFT gave STDs to TSLA
I don’t use Kalshi but rather Reddit comments and post sentiment to help me gauge local bottoms and tops. It’s EXTREMELY helpful, especially in the case of TSLA, BTC, gold, silver, SPY, and QQQ. Latest trade was a +66% profit overnight on ZSL -2x silver short 2 days ago.
Thinking about moving some of my TSLA shares into this MSTR dip. Mostly boring long term holds for me since the melania coin went tits up
Friends don’t let friends buy TSLA
Audience member: "Ummm, Negrodamus?" Negrodamus: "Yes, my child." Audience member: "Negrodamus.....why do white people love TSLA stock so much?" Negrodamus: ".....White people....love TSLA stock....because....Elon Musk makes Jeffrey Skilling....look like Mother Theresa." \-Chappelle's Show, 2026
You're missing the forest for the trees. TSLA is really 2 companies, Tesla-mature (car selling business) and Tesla-growth (robotaxi, optimus, FSD). Investors love Elon's companies' execution. Back when Tesla-growth was focused on building the car business, they (1) delivered an impossible product (electric car) with a non-existent (charging) infrastructure, (2) broke into an otherwise established and unbreakable market (how many new western car companies can you list from the last \~20 years who successfully broke into the market?), and (3) did all of this while continually undercutting prices and improving quality. Investors remember this and they are heavily betting his next startups (all under the TSLA ticker) will continue this rock solid execution, thus P/E ratio is justified. If you completely ignore TSLA-growth and you look at TSLA-mature, you are putting your own Elon Derangement Syndrome in front of objective analysis.
Elon will announce tomorrow TSLA will pivot into breakfast burritos.
kinda wanna text Ross Gerber and ask what he's doing with his $TSLA shares
A TSLA 245/250 bull call spread at a debit of 415 looks like a good way to earn 20% by next January providing i could fill it for this price, for instance if I wanted to basically have next years ski trip paid for I open 10 of these and wait, of course there is the small risk of TSLA dropping below 245 but it is unlikely. The sole hazard here I can see is that I tie up the capital. Is there anything else I should consider? Dividend risk?
TSLA gap down/up/flat on monday?
Here is how Cathie Woods largest holdings performed in January 2026 Tesla $TSLA -4.3%🔴 Crispr $CRSP -4.7%🔴 $ROKU -12.3%🔴 Tempus AI $TEM +1.3%🟢 Coinbase $COIN -13.9%🔴 Shopify $SHOP -18.5%🔴 $AMD +10.5%🟢 Robinhood $HOOD -12%🔴 $BEAM -0.3%🔴 Teradyne $TER +24.5%🟢
TSLA ending green even though Musk admitted to going to Epstein island.
Oh look!!! TSLA green. Interesting.
TSLA just changed his identity exactly like his Elon's son/girl...
TSLA comes out and says they are no longer a car company and you guys are still salty
I first heard about WSB when TSLA started running up. There was a story about WSB members buying calls and market makers buying the stock to mitigate risk from selling the calls.
Even if that was true you realized he only got the files at the earliest last year no? If that’s the only reason TSLA it’s so overvalued why was it just as overvalued before? It makes no sense
TSLA at a 350PE will continue to be a flight to safety
TSLA to $42,069 within a year doubters are regarded
Buying puts on companies owned by men rejected by Epstein is actually smart 🤓 MSTR TSLA
Bill Gates though. And his unclosed TSLA short. Dude is going to have a terrible 2026
So I’m guessing TSLA is dipping after the Epstein island stuff right?
The following stocks not based on indexes have 3x a week expiration for their nearby months AAPL. TSLA. NVDA. AMZN.
Would not be surprised for new price targets to come rolling in now that things have digested on TSLA. Some analyst in a special note putting it at around $1000 or something crazy
*hits blunt* It's gonna do some weird shit like merge xAI, starlink, spaceX, xitter, and NeuroLink all into TSLA. A fair chuck of the biggest and most likely technological breakthroughs of our time in one ticker. Then just add some fusion or nuclear energy play, and EVTOL/drone play, mix in some kind of chip fabrication deal with Samsung in Texas... Gonna become a cyberpunk megacorp led by the biggest dork alive. 🚬
bro, we dont buy TSLA puts, we are not prey to Cathie woods....... if you want to short TSLA, go naked stock. but man... you get IV crushed or it just does not drop the way you anticipate. Retail Puts are free money for ARK and Musk. They do exactly squeeze this. They are selling you the puts because they know you pay more premium that the odds of it are - and if the odds of it turn higher, they just manipulate the price a little higher, so they are not. Problem solved. Ask literaly anyone in here: hands off TSLA puts. it does not work like that.
my TSLA puts gonna pump tomorrow. Corn dropping all but confirms it. The SpaceX merger stuff was a sell the news event, that’s what drove price up to 500 originally despite everyone know the deteriorating status of the company. It’s old news and now late retail is getting grifted into.
TSLA pidä mun lonkeroa, tää ei oo vielä mitään.”
!banbet TSLA 0.0 4w
TSLA to the shits. its inevitable. if MSFT bleeds its ass because openAI, then Musk must bleed much more horrible because of Grok. Who TF would ever spend for Grok? Nazis and Pedos? :E Eeek what a market....
I bought 9k worth of TSLA at ipo pricing and sold for a loss. This is my degenerate origin story, been taking trading Ls every since
Reminder (really, dont be stupid prey to Cathie Woods!!) If you want to short TSLA, dont buy PUTs. Sell the stock naked. start with little position, because TSLA is TSLA and it is highly regarded and even a earnings miss can send you +10% lol, its P/E is 300.00 lol. so, start small, average UP your short position. pay almost 0 interest, dont get squeezed. Hedge with ordinary performing competition, like GOOGL (waymo!!) and maybe XPeng or some similiar generic tesla-killer company. if tesla has a market and survives, Xpeng has a market and survives. If googles Waymo cant get profitable autonomous driving, tesla has no chance ever to catch up. TL;DR: naked short tesla, no options, average up price, hedge with google. target longterm as this is actually our all thesis: Tesla will go to the shits, it does produce profit that is meaningful with \*no product\* it produces and its value is 5x to 10x inflated.
Nah this is a bullshit argument. Nvidia was selling the best GPUs in 2000 and their stock was like .30 cents. It was flat for decades yet they had revenue and infrastructure. Cisco was selling a crap load of boxes throughout the 2000 and only now are they getting back to regular levels. Every company trades on a hope and a dream that they will meet current PE expectations in the future. The whole market is built on expectations and emotion. Look at TSLA, sales are way down but people are still speculating that robots are going to save the company.
Pedionaires black monday. Short TSLA, PLTR
its a very good time to short TSLA.
Seriously? You compare TSLA to Bitcoin? What are you, stupid? can you store 1 TSLA on a blockchain? Omg. this is a ridiculous comparison. it makes no sense whatsoever. a Stock is a property right - it is fully dependent on your government allowing you to have it. Bitcoins are technically a secret key (your wallet) and a public key (your addresses) and a single source of truth that is securing all transactions using singatures (the blockchain). a Satoshi (the smalles unit, a millionth of a Bitcoin) is a single bit. Thus the name: Bit-Coin. a million Satoshis makes a whole Bitcoin, 21.999999 million of it maximum.
TSLA is “Elon’s ETF” at this point. If you are heavily invested, it’s because you somehow believe Elon can make it, or that the stock will print money at “some point” in the future. You should be prepared to throw any due diligence and whatever formal approaches out of the window though.
TSLA no longer identifies as a car company m'kay, please respect it's new identity and don't dead name it as a car company anymore m'kay 🤡
The stock at this point is based around him, and whatever happens with ANY of his companies. Whenever spacex has a bad day you can see the stock dip. when twitter had drama with him, TSLA tanked. When twitter had something financially positive happen (subscriptions, monetization.. etc) it would climb. TSLA is detached from Tesla the car company. It's attached to Elon and any of his businesses, and its success is also backing a lot of lending packages and products on wall street. So the market wants it to continue growing. I divested years ago when it became obvious it was no longer connected to Tesla itself.
Then he will fold this into TSLA to pump the stock to the sky
The guy supposedly just made bank by getting 170% return, goes into crying about cult following and running his own metrics (some reason he is missing TSLA being an interesting part of SpaceX to come) the thanks Redditors for awards! LMAO this is 100% a fabricated story, I wouldn’t even entertain this guy with his BS.
.... find out? He has been all along. His companies are all incestuously intertwined, and he used to buy TSLA in premarket regularly to give it that overnight pump each day. (He had filings with share prices that only occurred in premarket. After that he set up his foundation in curacao to do it for him so he no longer had to disclose shit.)
Been traveling this weekend, how my TSLA $427.50p's lookin?
Will TSLA pivot to autonomous child trafficking next?
TSLA investors doesn't give a shit about moral. If Elmo pumps stock, he is safe
\*sits at table\* \*watches formfield on Desktop: Morgan Stanley Analyst TSLA Target, February 2026\* \*reaches into pocket, takes out cocaine pen\* \*sniffs\* OVERWEIGHT 700$ BUY
well lol. openAi will still fail because google actually can scale this stuff and use it in its products while they have exacty ChatGPT. but tbh look at this bubble. it needs to pop anyways. we have TSLA completely ridiculously valued, xAI burning 1B/Month, openAI burning 4B/month, nvidia being x3 because of it... How many T without any earnings are those? jesus christus. it needs to pop!! the sooner the better. google seems to be the only company able to run AI in their products and generate earnings without a huge burn rate.
Sooooo. Elon uses the N word, does a little dance and TSLA up 40%
I saw some X post that said “the most valuable thing about Tesla is the stock itself” genuinely written by a $TSLA owner. That’s a Ponzi scheme
Watch msft to keep tanking next week because old president diddles, and TSLA 450 because of the same news
TSLA is fair value of like 75$ if we are optimistic MSFT burns billions per quarter with openAI
So MSFT & TSLA red due to the Epstein files tomorrow?
🍈being in the files is somehow gonna make TSLA green on Monday
BREAKING: Elon Musk invests $100b into TSLA stock.
I can't wait for Monday when the entire stock market is blood red and somehow TSLA is up another 5%.
The new version of TSLA is always a dream that can be sold instead of reality. The reality of TSLA is not worth anywhere near what it's stock is priced at.
They're shutting down car factories to make robots that can't do anything and can't even be fucked. Either Elon's got some kind of master plan or TSLA is going to like $10.
You can use META and MSFT as better examples. Both had surpassed earnings expectations but MSFT dropped while META ripped, and the answer is simple, MSFT posted slowing growth and META increadsed guidance. TSLA is atificially propped in my opinion (they’re trying really hard to make Elon a trillionaire), PLTR i don’t even know what to say about it, we might find out in the future that the data they have on us is outrageous.
TSLA will provide the AI that powers the metaverse. Cars? That’s so 2025.
On Monday, Elon will announce TSLA is a breakfast burrito company now.
The problem with TSLA wanting to switch to being a robots-making company is that they want to make consumer robots. Which is stupid. There is a way to sell a lot of industrial robots for manufacturing. There is a way to sell military robots to governments throughout the world, especially now. But who the fk wants a clanker in their home?
!banbet TSLA 500 5d Elon always wins
He's never going to get that pay package now. The dude's gonna be too obsessed with proving he was invited to Epsteins island but denied the invite. RIP TSLA and rip SpaceX IPO
Does the close personal relationship Elon Musk had with Jeffrey Epstein affect anyone's intentions to invest in TSLA? I figure for institutions it won't but I am asking about retail investors.
> Elon Musk is opening his wallet and reigniting his political apparatus for the 2026 midterm elections, signaling a return to the political arena months after suggesting he would retreat to oversee his business empire. — WSJ TSLA PUTS
$220 is the bottom for TSLA, and it would take a pretty wild event to get there.
I can tell you’re an extremely inexperienced investor and not a trader whatsoever. You don’t even know basic vocabulary. I found a few rekt traders I replied to on this account. I had even more on my older account that was 7-8 years old. TSLA bear marries -2x TSLA as it skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/s/KoERk3dZXD TSLA bull marries TSLA stock as it goes down ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLA/s/3GIMcoS4sR BTC bull marries BTC as it goes down ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/H7lMfJT2jr TQQQ bull misses out as TQQQ skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/TQQQ/s/4BN8PGirld SPY bull misses out as SPY skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/s/RLi47c5rUQ
So MSTR, TSLA, and MSFT are fucked?
Share your thesis for TSLA being a buy am begging any idiot of you to do so. Let’s have a public discourse.