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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
Mentions
I think I’ll take you up on that burger 🥹 All the price action happened in the first hour so I didn’t enter TSLA or NVDA expecting a rug pull, but anyway, hope Monday is better 🙏🏻 How was your week?
There is some element of luck to this, but my best performing investments have been picks like these. It's very difficult to generate outsized returns on companies that are easily quantified and low risk. Being early to the party in NVDA, TSLA, or AMZN would have been incredibly difficult if you are investing based on valuation alone. The best performing companies grow into their valuation by sustaining revenue and earnings growth at rates higher and longer than sellers are expecting. Overweighting valuation is a great way to buy into value traps or falling knives.
Fucking TSLA manipulated bullshit
TSLA leading the red candles to close? :ahyes:
Looks stable af today compared to SPCX and TSLA
TESL JUST COMPLETELY OBLITERATED RIVIAN • $TSLA delivered 486,532 vehicles in Q3, beating Visible Alpha’s estimate by 29,636 • $RIVN delivered 19,248 vehicles TOTAL, a company record
TSLA calls all days until today, puts today. SPY puts today.
Oh please bro…. If you think this company isn’t worth $2T then look no further than TSLA. Absolutely the most overvalued pos stock for the past 5 years
Ok so you understand, don’t buy TSLA and buy Netflix. Don’t try to rationalize the market just play the long game.
Well even TSLA had lower YOY numbers. People want asian hybrids.
More TSLA and SPCX up. Why not? Was worried that they weren't up enough
If you want Brownie points, you shit at TSLA. If you want truth, GTFO
What are we bitching about? SPY is up. GOOG is up. AAPL is up. CRWD is up. NVDA is up. TSLA is up. AMZN is up.
I don’t know when, but one day in my lifetime, I will revel in the death of TSLA
What's funny I got TSLA calls on Tue that expired worthless on WED and today I got TSLA puts that are expiring worthless today
So.. the hurdle was low.. and the decline was expected.. but it was not worse than expected… like our inflation numbers.. 😆 but with gas prices maybe staying higher.. people might buy more electric cars.. I have one myself.. but it is not a TSLA..
If you only go by Reddit comments, TSLA should be trading at $0.50 and you will hardly able to spot any Tesla on the road.
The valuation of CRWD has never made sense. CRWD, TSLA, CVNA is 100% where moron money sits. Eventually they will all crash.
They are the number one EV seller in the US but outside of North America they have a lot more competition. In Europe there are a number of significantly cheaper and smaller EVs available. In Canada they face political headwinds among a lot of their historical ownership demographic. We all know TSLA’s stock price has little to do with their actual sales.
Thanks TSLA for making me money. I knew the stock was undervalued at 353 dollars. It's now around 372 dollars.
People have so much respect and fear of the Fed's commitment to inflation, everyone is fleeing to safe havens like TSLA and SPCS.
somehow TSLA didn't move at all during that drop
TSLA is truly a different breed
TSLA retarded strength. My 360 puts are cooked unless elon posts a pic of his dicko within an hour.
Today was SPY and TSLA
Paper handed TSLA and SPCX calls so you can say things are working out perfectly
TSLA was also the industry leader in EVs back in 2021 and the stock lost like 70% from the peak, but it since recovered Could happen with NKE too
Why are TSLA and SPCX going up? Did TSLA buy the cybertrucks back from SPCX?
SPCX up 6.5%, and TSLA up 5%, just for fun... ...yeah I dont know if I trust this pump lol
TSLA fuelled put rally
TSLA bounced off the 50 day moving average.. with good production numbers.. and being down 20 percent for the year.. has a good chance of going to 400 in the next couple months.. continuing the trend… haters.. (I had puts till this morning).. not going to fight the trend.. bought the calls 367.50..
That'll work until the merger that overvalues TSLA. Godspeed bro.
TSLA missing and going over 5% peak
Meanwhile TSLA reports lower delieveries with minimal profit margins and they're up >5%. Truly, the invisible hand of the market.
AMD is the TSLA of semiconductor stocks. Totally disconnected from all fundamentals and reality
SPCX TSLA day
Wow the one day I miss the first 20 mins of open and my NVDA & TSLA 0DTE call limit buys didn’t fill 😭🙃
Holy shit that meme stock pump on SPCX and TSLA.
TSLA is just a vehicle for financial crime and to pay employees
I feel like declining deliveries both QOQ and YOY for TSLA during a time where gas prices are to the moon and overall EV sales are up even with a beat of low expectations should cause a dump. I guess that's a silly expectation.
Lol as if anything on TSLA cars matters. Smokes and fumes.
TSLA deliveries are down YOY. But they BEAT expectations. Exciting.
Anyone care to explain this bullshit TSLA pump?
SPCX pumping like TSLA. No surprise.
TSLA looks like me in the morning
wtf is TSLA pumping on? is there just that much money rotating out of semis?
TSLA tanks and aircraft carriers are now on the menu
TSLA pumping premarket because their deliveries are down yoy. Which is great for company priced in for extreme growth.
i do have a sad life story of selling Nvidia in 2018, TSLA in 2019, and Pltr in 2023 all of them before the boom. made very poor choices of letting go of winners and DCAing losers hoping they will go back up. multiple times i have repeated this pattern and just looking for a clean break now so that I can pay off my mortgage and take care of my aging parents.
Na TSLA is way too high with it's revenue numbers and this clown in charge.
Nah, TSLA only goes up with news of people dying in a battery fire or another accident. Delivery misses haven't been great for the stock so far
TSLA is going to be below expected delivery numbers and still rip 7-9% up tmw. Book it
Buying TSLA calls for Monday right at close Do not follow me into the abyss
If I buy 1 TSLA share, will my vote mean anything? Is it like % of shareholder voted Y/N. Or is it % of shares voted Y/N?
TSLA gonna close at 360 It is inevitable
Of course TSLA is the ONLY green in my watchlist today lmao. https://preview.redd.it/q817cjj9pvsh1.png?width=843&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8f085bdc03e5f271235b9151c0fc3b15f598b92
Long NVDA, META, MSFT Short AAPL, GOOG, TSLA
One eye on TSLA One eye on SPY
I should have gotten in TSLA calls, the only autistic strength left
I got puts on SOXL and TSLA and of course they're both green on the day. While my SPX, AAPL, GOOGL calls are bleeding lmao
TSLA is the new SPY :ahyes:
TSLA may fall through the 50 day moving average.. Roadster delayed?
TSLA were waiting for you to join the party…
TSLA has clearest price action of all stonks so far, you can clearly say if its going up or down
**BanBet Lost** — /u/nskidder (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $359.02 → $341.07 | -5.0% | 2d | Lost |
Love him or hate him, elon is advising 🥭 on the future of war .. TSLA gonna make army bots
I am so done with $TSLA … merge this mofo with $SPCX and let’s move on already Missed out on thousands waiting for merger not selling it once it was up last week out of fear that an announcement was imminent. The only mag 7 negative on the year… S&P +12% YTD
I can’t wait to buy an R2 with the money I make on RIVN. Please let it be the second coming of TSLA. I love that for me
By your calculations TSLA is in fact way more cyclical. A “growth” stock with dying margins no better than fucking ford is valued like 20000x its worth and don’t even get me started on spcx. MU is the MOST UNDERVALUED STOCK OF ALL TIME.
The amount of shorting on MU is fucking pathetic, insane to me that retarded stocks like TSLA and SPCX can be valued at autistic lvls while MU PE is fucking below 10
It's not like any of our votes matter since he's literally the single largest shareholder of TSLA stocks. SPCX will absorb all of the TSLA debt and assets. TSLA will collapse like a cheap folding chair and all the IP of TSLA will be part of TSLA.
It *is* funny that a stock like MU is flat to down on good numbers and low PE while TSLA and SPCX exist though.
He would have to sell the China arm of TSLA for this to go through. Nobody would pay such an insane valuation for TSLA China, if it became disconnected from Elon. Won’t happen.
TSLA jump 2 bucks in a single candle you fuck
TSLA ending green? unheardof
0dte TSLA puts, USO puts, Dram 2dte calls
why is TSLA going down
I know TSLA won't hit 355 because that's what I need.
How realistic is it for TSLA to pump another 10 dollars? I think it's 50/50. Either it pumps or not.
Will my TSLA 362.5 call print today???
TSLA is green. Too late for me, homie, too late....