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What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
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Short ASTS NBIS CRWV, long SPCX TSLA. Easiest money of my life
One of the reasons to oppose the TSLA-SPACEX merger is as follows... Now that a special committee has been established, negotiations—including those regarding the exchange ratio—will likely continue until late 2026 or early 2027, at which point a formal agreement will be signed. Once that happens, the exchange ratio with SpaceX will be set, and Tesla’s stock price will likely settle at a level slightly discounted from the agreed-upon premium. This discount accounts for the uncertainty surrounding the possibility that the merger could fall through. You might think the current talk of a merger—and the resulting rise in the stock price—is a good thing, right? However, shareholder approval is expected to take place in the first half of next year, and regulatory approval typically takes anywhere from one to one and a half years. In cases involving large-scale or sensitive matters, the process can take nearly two years. Even if this merger proceeds rapidly, assuming shareholder approval occurs by mid-2027 and regulatory approval takes another year and a half, the actual share exchange wouldn't happen until early 2029. During this period, Tesla’s stock price will likely remain relatively stable, hovering at that discounted premium level. Since the exchange ratio is relative, Tesla’s stock will effectively be pegged to the valuation of SpaceX—meaning Tesla could spend its "prime years" tethered to SpaceX’s performance. As many of you know, I have personally been investing in Tesla for several years with an eye toward 2027—a year that Elon himself has described as potentially fantastic for the company, along with 2028. It is a period set to feature the most significant waves of progress: the global rollout of FSD (Full Self-Driving) and the scaling of the Robotaxi business. It is the time when Tesla’s autonomous driving network will begin to expand in earnest. It is the moment just before the commercialization of Optimus—a product poised to become the largest of its kind on the planet. And now, the proposal is to merge—with just a small premium added on top. Is this really the right path? We have looked to Tesla to dream of and envision the future, believing that the stock price would ultimately follow that vision. Many of us spoke confidently of the stock reaching $1,000 or $2,000, and even imagined it hitting $10,000 once Optimus became a fixture in our own homes. Are Tesla shareholders now destined to watch from the sidelines—stuck with a stagnant stock price—simply waiting for a merger with SpaceX, just as this "fantastic" era—a time when Tesla’s value should be exploding—finally arrives? Do you truly believe this is the right move? Do you honestly think that now is the optimal moment for a merger? Is this the only reason you have endured and waited all this time?
Full Disclosure: Holding TSLA Puts: Good luck to longs. You're gonna need it. There's a laundry list of reasons, the most serious being literal treason, that TSLA and SPCX will experience a 8.7 earthquake post election. Dripelong Herpemusk can bluster all he wants, but justice is coming for the MF, and TSLA/SPCX is gonna feel some pain.
There are no 0dte tomorrow for TSLA
if $TSLA goes to $300 by this Friday, I will quit trading forever
I'm the mark for what? Shorting SPCX and TSLA? See how you repeatedly don't use evidence to think? You made a claim that books are cooked. When challenged you provided an article that showed no such thing. I also showed you how some things you considered evidence are actually not, since they were cleared in the Transport Canada investigation. And now you're assuming I'm a "mark" somehow because I ground my opinion on facts and evidence. Thanks for playing.
Like how much lower can google go, they won't let SPY go down and they are running out of levers to pull, see TSLA today
Call me crazy but TSLA 356 eom and then 266 eonm
AVEX, TSLA, Visa. Should i sell these or wait them out?
so MSTR/TSLA/COIN/USAR/MP did this to you? Shit probably even CRML.
All contracts are sold on the day of announcement at the bid price of the premium - "TSLA seeing 990" is irrelevant. Your LEAPS crashed because it was a cash offer below the strike so it never had a chance to get to the strike by expiration. In this thesis, the offer will be a stock swap at a defined ratio. The consideration given the Tesla shareholders is in SpaceX stock which is unpredictable, cash is predictable. The Spacex stock can keep rising after the transaction is announced, cash cannot. For example, if SpaceX went to $300 after the announcement of 4 spaceX shares for 1 Tesla share, Tesla would move to a small discount below $1200 and add a strike of 990 would actually have not just extrinsic value but also intrinsic value. This is the reason this trade even exists. https://preview.redd.it/yddymu29yvxh1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87487d196f74774c3ce76cff23231084a51b013a
Who’s holding TSLA puts raise your hands 🙌
If TSLA goes to $500, I will personally shove a big GREEN shrek dildo up my ass. 💯🫡🤨
I just want my stock to have the same valuation as TSLA, is that so much to ask?
How does TSLA, a company that hasn't grown revenue in like 5 years, can't get their self driving tech to properly work, claims to have a stupid robot that also doesn't work still have a valuation more than every other car maker combined.
How’s the TSLA bulls doing
Right. That's my point. I don't think Anthropic is a viable company. Does that give me the confidence to buy short the stock? Nope. I don't know when the bottom is going to fall out. Or if it will just grind away into a low margin SAAS business like TSLA became a low margin car manufacturer.
All contracts are sold on the day of announcement at the bid price of the premium - TSLA seeing 990 is irrelevant.
If you're ever feeling :derp: , just remember that there are people still shorting TSLA
It does if the “long run” is like a lifetime away. Look at the early bears on TSLA
TSLA failed another attempt at getting over 400. Time to dump.
So... both SPCX and TSLA up on news of a merger. CFOs of other companies be like: ( ◡̀\_◡́)ᕤ
Got TSLA 0DTEs this morning and was scared so sold asap. It was $2500 and they 2-4x’d smh.
Think most reasonable traders/investors/gamblers already know that valuation metrics are a poor indicator to stock gains. SPCX and TSLA still going strong...
GOOGL surprise surge coming up. it will go up 105 in a week randomly to catch up with META and TSLA.
TSLA surprise surge. never bet against it.
TSLA up 6% Googl getting finished Remind me again why the market is throwing selective tantrums on AI and moving the goalposts
Yes TSLA to the moon
TSLA is up 6% but why my Call option 600$ not moving at all.
When TSLA cleanly breaks $400 level it will never go under it again
Who in the actual hell is actually buying TSLA?
If TSLA hits $500 I will shove a big green shrek dildo up my ass. 💯🫡🤨
When I am in a regard contest and my opponent is a TSLA daily dca'er.
Yeah I mostly just buy calls and puts. 0DTE on SPX and some NVDA and TSLA. It doesn't have to be complicated but the hard part moves to exits and size. Theta eats you if you sit and wait so know where you're getting out before you get in. Keep size small enough that a full loss doesn't wreck your day
Guess too many of you are shorting $TSLA. it just refuses to go down even half a percent
TSLA when I have calls: -2% -1%, -3% TSLA when I don't: +6% 🤡
TSLA out here stuntin on these ho's like a flying car.
TSLA investors are literally the dumbest on here. “Hey are overpriced mega cap stock is up 7% in one day for no good reason, time to get long now!”
Lol TSLA doing this TSLA thing.
Never buying TSLA puts again, the people who buy this stock on a daily basis aren't grounded in rational thought.
Really happy i chose the wrong musk stock for calls. Went long on Spcx and TSLA goes through the roof
Wow TSLA is a W today
just bought shit ton of TSLQ in my Roth IRA. 40% of my Roth is TSLA short
$TSLA is literally killing me
what we thinking about TSLA now?
TSLA will be at 500 by the end of this week
Grok never gives me insider info for TSLA/SPCX :(
Real stinker, don't catch falling knives. Buy young and growing companies like TSLA with a 440 p/e.
How many of you make Robotaxi ride by TSLA ? Any difference between LYFT, UBER app ride and TSLA, Waymo ride ? Except pay more for little vibe
“Undervalued” needs a huge asterisk there. These companies have very low P/E due to massive **unrealized** investment gains, keyword unrealized. If you look at Price over Free Cash Flow instead of Price over Earnings it paints a much dire valuation picture: MSFT: 235.40x AMZN: 112.43x GOOGL: 101.88x NVDA: 87.46x META: 70.10x AAPL: 64.35x TSLA: 394.17x Not to mention all those unrealized investment gains are mostly them passing around each other’s shares. So yea quite literally a bubble waiting to burst. All it will take is one of these companies to have a bad quarter or 2 and the house of cards is gonna fall
Elon should announce a search engine spinoff for TSLA and just buy Google with the trillions in market cap he'd gain with the announcement.
TSLA PER over 400. what a clown
Grifter always looks after his number 1 grift SPCX/TSLA lol
Good time to buy calls on TSLA! (/s) LMFAO
YOLO calls for a potential merger announcement is a valid gamble. But this trade is probably a huge mistake. As has been previously mentioned, to make money on this gamble, you would need 2 things to happen: \-A favourable SPCX:TSLA ratio (likely) \-Then SPCX goes up a lot (towards $300), suggesting that there's a chance SPCX could pay $1000+, based on a 3.4 to 1 ratio If it looks like TSLA has a high chance of getting acquired \~$500, then *TSLA will never see $990*. A few years ago, when Elon Tweeted "Looking to go private at $420. Funding secured" the stock soared, but my $500/$600 LEAPS actually crashed. Based on your thesis, I think that you'll be much better off if you can scalp your calls and buy a smaller number of $400-$490 YOLO calls.
If the market was reasonable I would short it all day. But as long as TSLA can hang in the hundreds P/E, this can too. At least here they have some theoretical moat and growth.
They’re definitely talking their book. This move on TSLA is regarded even *with* the “upgrade”
What derelict analyst is upgrading TSLA? Their prop desk obviously has long positions.
TSLA pumping for no reason, put that shit in the ground
Remember 2024 GOP win pumped TSLA Now if GOP loose, crash TSLA, watch
$TSLA sales down YoY Watch after midterm pain. Higher rate is bad for car and housing sales
TSLA what got announced
could TSLA hit 389 and below today per chance
Actually is Unless ... It's all going to TSLA
do you guys think TSLA will break 400 today ?
god i wanna short TSLA but I've been burned too many times. Fool me 66 times something something
i mean why would you wanna own GOOG when you could own TSLA
Rotation out of stocks and into TSLA!
imagine not full porting TSLA, THIS IS THE NEXT REVOLUTIONARY STONK, ITS PE SHOULD BE 69,420
Plz make TSLA to 200 and punish all the regards
TSLA is going to 400 if it can get pass this wall at 394
https://preview.redd.it/pn6d2iv1htxh1.png?width=603&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f3d292a2e1b822595013de80e696233cbc197f3 TSLA strongest rn
TIL RDDT is a Brazilian stonk. Keep buying TSLA I am sure that is a good company!!!
TSLA up 5.5% because, why not?
TSLA’s RSI is above 90. 😂😂 wtf
TSLA just announced their new roadster will also cure aids and cyber truck induced homosexuality. Stock is pumping.
TSLA with fake pump. Ends with 379
Lost so much money on TSLA calls on Friday now it wants to pump… I suck at this
Elite knows something about TSLA, MERGE!!!!
Man TSLA calls would be printingggg
well I guess I'm playing TSLA today a few 400 calls 0DTE to start
Fuck my dumbass sold my TSLA 0DTEs too soon
TSLA shrek cock just because
TSLA 380 calls bought on Friday mf 10xed LES GOOO
My TSLA calls are going crazy
TSLA has been pumping every market open for the last week. Someone with deep pockets is buying?
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 6L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $420.00 (above) | $388.85 | +8.0% | Mon, Nov 9, 8:34 AM ET |