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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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GM stopped lighting money on fire and TSLA announced it was going to keep lighting money on fire.
Can't wait to receive my $3 in SOL tendies from RH in 4 hours, lost my shirt on TSLA calls today...
There's only ticker I would martingale bet the fuck out of TSLA calls. Gonna get more tomorrow
I get the frustration, but timing the market is tough, especially with a stock like TSLA.
I bought TSLA at $480 on Friday and now looking to get out at breakeven. How long will it take lol
wow, actually making money on TSLA puts. Take the rare win or let it ride and risk it for the biscuit?
All I want is a -25% day on TSLA.
How the fuck is TSLA down AND TSDD (a 2x short etf tracking Tesla) is *also* down. That legitimately doesn’t make any sense
So TSLA pumped $100 on promises from Musk which will go unfulfilled in two days, and the stock is down 30% of that. Puzzled face
When I trimmed TSLA it ran up to $495. Was I mad. No. Profits is profit. It’s up to you.
otally agree, taking some profits off the table after a big run is never a bad idea, especially if you've been holding long-term. I also like the move of trimming TSLA at $481 good call. I’ve been debating whether to trim some MU too if it keeps climbing, but I’m still holding out for $300. How do you decide when to take profits without missing out on more upside?
Honestly I would trim some for profits, if you’ve been holding long term. I trimmed some TSLA at $481 a couple of weeks ago.
TSLA and HOOD puts keeping me alive for now
Haha, yeah, MU's been on fire lately! I can totally relate selling at $91 to grab TSLA seems like a smart move at the time, but that dip lasted way longer than expected. The market can be unpredictable like that. But hey, TSLA still has a lot of potential, and you might’ve caught it at a good price. Do you think MU will keep this momentum going?
MU is killing it. I sold at $91 in early February to add more TSLA during the dip. Didn’t know the dip was going to keep on dipping until October.
Elon selling TSLA shares again
Is anyone else loading up on TSLA puts for the next earnings?
In case you want more bullish news for TSLA, a South Korean supplier had a contract worth $2.9 billion slashed down to $7,386. They were the main supplier of materials for the batteries used specifically in the Cybertruck. Yes, $2.9 billion to $7k lol.
Sell my 490p $TSLA put or hold one more day? Worried about the new years break and then IV crush after q4 earnings (in which Elon will reveal they sold 6-7 cars this year)
Loaded more TSLA at 464, this fraud is gonna hit 500 next year.
Wait 3 hours for TSLA to almost hit 470 and this is how Elon treats me ...
I would like to thank the TSLA community for saving my calls. I am never touching this stock again.
Nobody can estimate TSLA's value, Its the price of passion, future, and dreams
You know we are in a bubble whwn TSLA is 10x the value it should be
How the fuck is TSLA going up 🤡🤡🤡🤡
TSLA about to carry the market
Someone should create an ETF called "Friends of Trump". Include PLTR, ORCL, maybe TSLA, etc. The quid pro quo is very obvious with Trump--pay his bribes and do his bidding and your company will have a greenlight with the regulators.
How does this happen? Friday -TSLA: 475 -TSDD: 7.59 Today -TSLA: 467 -TSDD: 7.18 So much for TSDD being inverse.
my calls and faith losing value every hour ... TSLA 470 wen
TSLA pls go back to 470s my port cannot take another -40% GUH
why does TSLA always have retard strength on days like this?
Do i close my TSLA calls for a lost... guhhh
I feel it in my balls, its time for some TSLA calls
Yuh. The plot is so lost at this point if valuations became realistic again we’re looking at a 40% haircut on equities minimum. 90%+ on shit like TSLA and PLTR
Down 40% on my TSLA 470Cs. Elon i beleive in you pls pump ts
This has to be written by AI; it’s just too silly. TSLA is known for its volatility.
Elon Pump back at it again. TSLA bers YOU tried
Throw the 800k and TSLA puts. Be sorted in no time!
TSLA bounce right off that 461 level of support. And now we wait ☕️🧐
Account gone if TSLA reaches -3%
Where are TSLA ultra-bulls at?? 😂
Alright TSLA, let’s quit being gay and flat. Dump you whore
TSLA for Soyboys i just wanna make money
If you have calls you are the TSLA goon squad.
Can the TSLA goon squad bail my calls out
Aaaaand, we’re pumping memes again. Wait!! TSLA is down
Elon selling TSLA shares to pump DJT shares
I exit TSLA at 10x, NVDA at 10x, RKLB is now at 14x ASTS 2x LUNR 2x
TSLA 450 plz n thank u n advance
Groq sounds close enough to Grok. TSLA +10% EOD.
I need TSLA at 450 by mid-Jan C’mon Elon, take that megadose of whatever new designer drug you’ve been fiending for
I picked TSLA, then NVDA, then RKLB and now I am in ASTS and LUNR.
Can you imagine a killer application of TSLA, SpaceX, and Grok? Grok is significantly underestimated because of the political angles, but it has some very impressive aspects.
TSLA is down 1.3%. people selling to buy SLV?
You better run all day and run all night And keep your dirty feelings deep inside And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight You better park the car well out of sight ‘cause if they catch you in the back seat buying TSLA calls They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box You better run!
Why is TSDD down 7% right now while TSLA is down 1%?
TSLA is going to take a huge dump tomorrow
PLTR getting involved as well, rumors of TSLA sex robots to work the space mines. A true psyop orgy.
Only way TSLA is going back up is if you hold your phone upside down
TSLA calls! Its gonna rise for sure.
Elon is going to coordinate another TSLA sell off
SpaceX is a privately held company in which Elon Musk personally owns a large minority stake (around low‑40% range in recent reporting), but those shares are held by Musk and other investors, not by Tesla. If investors are buying TSLA stock thinking they are getting exposure to SpaceX, they will be very disappointed.
MSTR calls MSOS calls Sell TSLA, NVDA, AMD calls META puts (for the culture)
Since my downvoted post above from 9 months ago: TSLA 264 -> 475 (80%) PLTR 85 -> 190 (123%) SMH 200 -> 365 (82%) NVDA 110 -> 190 (72%) IWM 198 -> 250 (26%) ARKK 48 -> 79 (65%) SLV 30 -> 79 (163%) SIL 39 -> 90 (131%) For an average return of 93%. I do this professionally, but retail traders hate listening.
With TSLA reaching ATHs last week, did you this beating or bail out early?
SLV is the new TSLA … calls
Yup. Trimmed some TSLA at $481 a couple weeks ago.
Maybe consensus is the wrong word. But for sure the majority of people who respond to questions like this on substantially identical they are saying they are not substantially identical. And in the following case: [https://claimyr.com/government-services/irs/Navigating-Wash-Sale-Rules-for-Options-Trading-Different-ExpiryStrike-Clarity/2025-04-11](https://claimyr.com/government-services/irs/Navigating-Wash-Sale-Rules-for-Options-Trading-Different-ExpiryStrike-Clarity/2025-04-11) \----------------------------------------------------------------------- I tried [taxr.ai](https://taxr.ai/) after seeing it mentioned here and holy crap it was a game changer for my option trading tax situation. I was about to pay an accountant $600 to sort through my trades but decided to try this first. I uploaded my Robinhood statements and it immediately identified that several of my **TSLA option trades with different strike prices had been incorrectly flagged as wash sales by Robinhood.** \------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the [taxr.ai](http://taxr.ai) service says they are not substantially identical and I then did some searches on the [taxr.ai](http://taxr.ai) service and I am not seeing many negatives on it hardly at all (find some people talking about wanting refunds because it didn't provide anything for them, but nothing much else than that did I find). I would think if [taxr.ai](http://taxr.ai) has people changing their returns to avoid the wash sale and the IRS audited and negated that then there would be tons of stuff about that (I sure as heck would). So based on that it seems like the mood is to treat them as non-wash sale trades (not substantially identical). Not saying that is the thing to do, but it seems to be what everyone is doing now. Still not sure I would be comfortable using different values than the reported 1099-B values (which is why I asked if he actually has done this). 8 years ago or so when I first looked into this I think at best it was still up in the air if the IRS considers them substantially identical and very few said they treated then as substantially identical (may have been a few, it was a long time ago and can't be sure), but now things look way different. So on what basis are you saying that they are substantially identical. Do you have first hand experience with the IRS saying it's not, was it a tax professional, what exactly. Telling me to dig a little further didn't change much.
He thinks Optimus takes TSLA even higher, even when the stock comp to Elon diluted everyone else and no one wants to buy the cars. I remember going to lunch with some real estate brokers around his age a few weeks ago, and they all drank the Elon kool aid. One even used the term “di4mond hands”… at a business lunch.
1. Why not more like $50k to SpaceX? You have a long time horizon. 2. TSLA still? You think the likelihood of $600 is higher than the likelihood of $350 or lower?
That’s how markets work now for everything, housing, garbage stocks like AI memes, CVNA, CAVA, TSLA, SMCI, ORCL have had these crazy moves and will crash, it’s just insane nonsense moves so you just play the game. But silver and gold is an old timers hedge but I’m also seeing younger people do it. Once YouTubers get on this more young people will also but we already know the dollar is going to be experience some issues so what do you buy? BTC is has lost it’s hype for the time being, it’s rotational and it’s silver/gold meme now
SLV is the new TSLA for 2026… gonna buy puts
TSLA <--- Robotaxi mass rollout, Optimus, Cybercab, SpaceX IPO FCX <--- Strong Demand for Copper UNH, COST, RACE <--- Strong recovery from the lows MSTR <--- BTC rally, STRC, Major banks throwing their towels
TSLA, FCX, UNH, COST,RACE and our beloved MSTR
Still can’t get over the fact that I exited my TSLA position at $242 back in April and now the fcking stock is at almost double that price! Same for ROKU 😔 😔 😔
Your TSLA calls are deep ITM and still red. It’s like you’re winning but somehow fucking yourself at the same time. Impressive…
Not only are you red on NVDA, Gold, TSLA, and INTC, BUT LITERALLY ON A WEALTHSIMPLE PLATFORM TOO LOL
Bro manage to lose on NVDA, Gold, TSLA and INTC calls, you are peak retarded
And I mean that will never happen. The only way SpaceX would "buy" TSLA is if it lost 90% of it's to value.
Believe it or not probably TSLA.
Put a Reminder on this post 2 months ago. TSLA is now around the old ATH of 488 USD and has created a new ATH at 498 USD. Primary reason is that FSD Unsupervised looks like it is very close to release.