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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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LOng NVDA+TSM+ASML, short TSLA is my approach right now.
Just bought a 3rd Tesla to safe even more gas money. TSLA new ATH EOW.
If he's been buying TSLA for over a decade then the guy should be loaded
Better to think of TSLA as the Elon meat rider index
COST, WMT, and TSLA. Well, TSLA was more so trading than investing, but still
How can TSLA be literally overvalued by 400% or 500% for 5 years straight. This shii makes no sense to me
TSLA over $75 is a war crime. 🤡
TSLA is a overvalued company
Yeah nah, I remember pre COVID everyone was being bearish on TSLA, I remember even bill gates joined in and bought shorts for a few hundred mil saying that it's all overpriced. It never went down. You have to understand that this guy has a cult following and his shit is never not gonna pump
TSLA straight to a trillion market cap in 4 years lol. TSLA is already so overvalued with some of the worst fundamentals and technicals I've ever seen in a stock with that kind of hype. As mainstream automakers step up battery performance in EV tech, continue to produce better looking and more well appointed vehicles, I see TSLA going under 100 share in the not so far future... maybe 5 years. I hate that I own 1.72% of it in one of my ETFs. They have 1 area where they could shine... pivot to a primary business of building universal EV charging stations everywhere. Imagine if you owned 75%+ of the gas stations / convienient stores in the country when the automobile became prevelent. But that's not shinny enough for Musk.
Worst time for TSLA to focus on dumb bots
thanks, let me test it: !banbet TSLA 400 10d
The idiots that keep investing in TSLA are going to make him that shortly. He doesn't even need SpaceX.
Do not be a bag holder. This company, like TSLA, is not worth $T.
Elon’s thinking TSLA looking a wee bit unstable right now, so he needs to pump the value of spacex to continue inflating his peni.. i mean, his net wortg
Also can just claim TSLA isn't going down because it's finally responding to consistently bad data... but because investors are getting ready to invest in SpaceX.
This. This company is a bunch of family members who had a good buisness then got corrupt. Their relationship with NVDA is what made folks so bullish. NVDA does not want egg on their face, TSLA also moved away from them a couple quarters ago. Smci is cooked. The administration is not messing around with this. AI tech is today’s warfare and smci was selling arms to unfriendlies. IMO this is going to be a boom for one of the original crypto miners like riot or Mara to capitalize on and start selling racks.
yall would not like this answer but TSLA
I literally blew up an account on TSLA puts during COVID
Unless you are are mutherfooking bear holding motherfooking TSLA. THen, you GOLD baby.
I think TSLA will turn around soon. Demand is huge. Everyone who drives one loves it. And I think there is something bigger happening that connects TSLA with Xai and SpaceX.
It will really be interesting how this plays out. The obvious move is shorting after a few days. But will institutions buy this up? Will ETFs buy it up? Idk how it works… I think shorting TSLA makes the most sense Tesla baggies will sell half their Tesla and buy space X
I have a long term TSLA put in my watchlist added in December that’s up 62%. Didn’t pull trigger because I’m poor and you never know with TSLA retail retards.
Da fuq how does TSLA still have a 1.13T market cap? Aren't they winding down the X? They'd have to 0% APR for 36 months for a loooong time if they think the unsanctioned Iran war will save this.
Mad respect, man. You played TSLA like a champ.
Would this not be good for TSLA stock holders?
Never injected a drug but I gotta imagine it’s similar to TSLA lotto puts printing
Nothing makes me happier than seeing TSLA getting hit by fundamentals.
Pfft TSLA only got a 350+ PE ratio. PLTR's 230 is small time!
if tsla goes down to like 300B then Musk can merge at a higher valuation for TSLA. No one will say no and he can save face.
So I bought TSLA calls during morning dip, AMA
TSLA just got disrespectfully violated. $20 down in a day, closed at low of day…
I was all in on TSLA puts. So I was happy.
So when Space X launches an IPO, is TSLA's valuation still justified? Isn't part of the TSLA bull thesis that TSLA is more than just a car company, it is a tech company? But if the 'tech' aspects of TSLA are traded separately, how can TSLA still trade under the pretense that it is more than just a car company?
Just woke up. Can someone tell me what I missed because I see TSLA missed targets, but they're deep red. That doesn't make sense.
I’m already salty that I hold so much TSLA (through the SP500)
Shall I get rid of TSLA? I’m annoyed by it and even Kathie wood got rid of a good chunk. Wanna buy more MSFT
It’s gotta be enough trillions to saddle TSLA stock to it when it eventually gets bought out by spacex
90% of my port is in TSLA, not a great day.
Seeing TSLA have a bad year warms my heart
From the vis you showed , it doesn’t show the current vrp against historical vrp . Stocks like TSLA have constantly high VRP , so where’s your edge ?
TSLA stopped making cars or something?
What the fuck? TSLA is red on bad news? What the fuck is going on? https://preview.redd.it/1g25m7kottsg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9537becf292d4139c6a1bf2ac131ca5895c81260
selling puts on TSLA 325 strike 3-4 weeks out
I don't care what happens TSLA is down 5% my day is complete
People hate when TSLA has revenue. Only p/e 1000
TSLA performance today deeply disgusts me
Wait you’re telling me TSLA went down on bad news?
If you think you can get better returns using those services, have at it. I don't mean that dismissively - I don't own the NASDAQ or S&P500 myself so I have no exposure to PLTR, TSLA, or(soon) SpaceX. Ultimately, it's your capital. When it comes to investing I know I personally just aim for the best risk adjusted returns I think I can realistically aim for.
Dude you dont understand. Buy TSLA because of robots
Oil up bigly, everything flat except for -6% TSLA. For some reason I am ok with this sacrifice.
TSLA eating shit has me elated.
Why isn't everyone cheering $TSLA 's fall? What are you guys even doing
TSLA is only steadily dying cause I finally decided to hold back at 415
If TSLA stock keeps dumping like this it might become significantly overvalued
Sources tells me TSLA is stable. Please God.
If SPY made a move like TSLA right now it would wipe out half of this sub lol
TSLA shares are speculative asset like, buttcon, or NFTs. The companies product is shares.
at some point everything looks too cheap not to buy even with oil up except TSLA fuck that shit
TSLA a precursor to SPY? Oh lord
If TSLA keeps dumping like this it might become significantly overvalued
Hopefully TSLA drops like 90% before the SpaceX IPO so even with that Musk doesn't get to be the first trillionaire.
TSLA STILL IN A BEARISH TREND ON THE DAILY https://preview.redd.it/b4mpwpd3dtsg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2a93d9a3255d82d23403826f2a2a735c81ccc3
TSLA is a sign of how SPY will end lol
I have OTM 400 TSLA calls
Whenever the date for the SpaceX IPO gets released, TSLA is going to moon like a mother trucker...
I feel like people forget how laughable Tesla was in 2018 when Musk took the huge pay package that was eventually struck down. At no point in time prior to 2018 had EV's been profitable for any manufacturer. Toyota Prius and other hybrids seems the more obvious solution than full EV's. Musk hit everything required in that 2018 package. EV's became profitable, the market cap of TSLA hit improbable levels. I know the left hates Musk for politics, but from a business standpoint you simply cannot argue that he has exceeded expectations in the past every single time. People like to come up with excuses ("oh he didn't start tesla" "oh well he was overpaid for paypal") but it's like, are people ignorant? Don't we all have the same data about how most lottery winners end up WORSE in 5 years after winning? When people like Musk and Cuban take their hundreds of millions and turn it into billions, I don't think people realize how impressive that is. I'm not going to be purchasing the IPO simply because I don't buy single stocks. But I have no doubt that a premium is justified here and that Musk will do what he always does which is prove the doubters wrong.
Send TSLA to the fucking trash where it belongs
Been diamond handing short market long oil positions for over a month now via shares and 6+ month options. It’s funny how many times I lost 2-5% port gains in the first couple trading hours. But overall it’s been good to just ride the downtrend and hold. Great action and news from TSLA at least today.
at least TSLA's staying consistent
Anyone else tempted by a little TSLA call? I figure that it’s got to do a little bounce next week.
TSLA drops because it's a shit company wit a PE 12x too high maybe
Actually this is the only segment of TSLA that is growing, energy. But it's revenue is so small compared to EV and it's just an okay percentage growth on smaller base - so not going to save the stock.
I wonder if TSLA is going to finally collapse. In the past delivery numbers were dogshit and it would pump from red to green. Now it just goes down and down and doesn't move up with the market.
Can someone genuinely explain to me why TSLA is worth over a trillion ?!
Did TSLA forget to set its alarm this morning?
Found the bag holder. I bought and sold TSLA for 30x.
why does TSLA reacts to bad news. I mean atp just pump it now as well
$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of April. Melon🍉 is just playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z Cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Caracas factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in June is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildo'ing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨🍳📚).
TSLA to the Stone Age!
Well at least TSLA is still deep red like the trash it is. lol
TSLA been holding its red through all this
Still red on TSLA calls :(
Ah it's rotation out of TSLA into the wider market, got it
Fk u and ur 16k gain. I'm gonna go sit by corner with my $500 gain from TSLA put.
TSLA is stable but volatile. SPAX is currently unknown but will likely be very volatile. So to answer your question: why not Zoidberg?
TSLA is just another 40% drop or so from being incredibly overpriced