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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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well when you word it like that, as long as i do no research into anything else tied between them surely you must be right! TSLA 350 calls
I've lost lots of money buying puts on these: CVNA, PLTR, TSLA, QUBT
God no.... TSLA is like 184 PE ratio? In what world is any company with that PE worth it? I just bought Rheinmetall at 90 something... and that is possibly a bad gamble, but I was planning on expanding stock holding there anyways. TSLA is losing marketshare in Europe, Asia, and China. Europe is opening itself to more Chinese EVs. and they are building their own. Chinese EVs are cheaper in China, better quality, and nationalism is gonna make them go for more BYD than TSLAs. TSLA is only dominant in America where Chinese EVs are banned via tariffs... and regulation. But the current govt is also trying to depress EV adoption in America. Those roof solar panels are a cool tech, and I'm sure they implement well. but the govt is trying to get rid of the tax credit for green energy adoption. Robotaxi is a neat idea, but Google has first move advantage. TSLA just started robotaxi in Austin this week I think? Google been having customers in Waymo for years. So prospects are kinda going downhill. It has no moat that makes them worth that much. Even if it was Microsoft... if it was at that PE ration, I would balk at the idea of buying at that valuation.
I had the same thing happen with TSLA puts. Frustrating but at least I took a profit.
If BBB passes , does it hurt melon on EV rebate ? TSLA sales down everywhere , will it drill further. I know I know , regardless of this , stock will go up +12%
Goodbye TSLA. It was as fun as it was not. Interesting times.
But it justifies the investment into their company by enriching the insiders and shareholders who own the stock. And it doesn’t matter what I say or think. Stock goes up. Into eternity. Printing machine. Want to buy things in the future? You won’t get the means from a job. He who invests the most now, into PLTR and CVNA and TSLA and whatever else, reaps the most gains, and the most future income for whatever he wishes or desires.
Musk criticizing BBB, TSLA gonna be red Monday. Other space stocks moon
Melon tweeting about BBB again, TSLA 300 monday
I have bought $350 worth of stocks, shared across 5 companies. GOOGL, NVDA, coca-cola, AAPL, TSLA. But I just invest without reading the news, so I am not up to date regarding this, But I do have a little over $1K in XRP (hoping it will go to the moon)
I remember when TSLA was zero revenue.
So you understand religious people who "know" that God is real but not atheists that "know" that God isn't real? You know people can be good to each other and live as a decent human without believing in God right? Also, this is a casino Puts on TSLA
Holding TSLA 290 puts exp 5 days out
SQQQ, TSLA, SH, yeah all that shit
I didn’t think TSLA going to 270 is possible in a week. But now it is
so if that bill passes tomorrow, puts on TSLA ??
I have been Running DCF modeling on Tesla since 2017. It’s got a crazy PE, because 99 percent of the people investing in TSLA are investing in Elon Musk, and that’s what justified that PE. Now with Elon going crazy the discount rate on the TSLA valuation increases by the day. It might see some growth since the robo taxi stuff and the TSLA robot are up and running, but there are other companies that do the same stuff with a lower discount risk rate.
TSLA is dead SPACEX is up on Elon's list instead of TSLA - Golden Domn
Realistically you could hold TSLA calls for a week and probably make a ridiculous amount of money consdering how much institutional strength/interest lies in it but rationally speaking it makes no fucking sense to do so. Meme stock for the bravest of the brave. Stopped fucking around with it and finally made some real money.
Got TSLA and COIN puts 1 week out holy fuck I'm horny
I guess Monday is short TSLA and solar (RUN, ENPH), long Nuclear and basically everything else
proposed revised BBB bad for EVs & 🍈 vocally criticizing the Bill again.. last time he did, TSLA dropped significantly
Yes but their money was tied up in a falling stock when it could have been in other stocks that were rising. I purchased TSLA at much lower prices so I hold for the long-term through thick and thin. But if I had purchased near the highs, I would have cut my losses at 10-12% tops.
I would imagine he benefits far more from the tax cuts than from the loss of EV sales. TSLA is already completely decoupled from EV sales, it's more closely tied to Musk and what people think he's doing in the future.
Glad I invested TSLA yesterday. Of course, knowing TSLA it will probably go straight to the moon on this news
jfc, just when I start dca ing into TSLA....rip
$TSLA puts, $K calls
Wish I bought TSLA puts. This going to be fun
$TSLA dump Monday again. Elon getting mad at trump again
Not going to lie, the TSLA delivering itself to the buyer from the factory is pretty bad ass
Hate the guy, but he is right. American mfgs (other than TSLA) and their customers have based their business around current law. Taking something with an existing roadmap of 2035 and now forcing Cliff Fall in 2026 is crazy. 1000s of American jobs lost and intl. companies win.
Holy shit Elon is on a mission today to take it to 🥭. TSLA gonna tank Monday.
Who knows if its a K-Hole hes down or what. All I know is TSLA is going to tank this week between this X post and awful Delivery Numbers on Wednesday
I'm not saying that buying TSLA at $500 was reasonable, but from 2018 to 2019 Tesla dropped about 50%, and anyone who held after buying the 2018 high has done rather well since then. You can manage risk just fine by diversifying, and being careful about your purchases. You don't have to sell just because something dips.
I still have 10 shares that I bought at $120. I sold most of my bag in the $450 range and was holding out for $500+ for the last 10. I'll keep holding these, TSLA always seems to come back.
Big beautiful bill removing solar subsidies, and Musk doesn't seem happy about it on X. Bearish for TSLA?
PLTR is what Tesla was a few years ago. They have a very good product and grow steadily but the stock is detached from reality. When the pump will stock it will take the TSLA path.
Uh oh. Elon just shit all over 🥭’s Big Beautiful Bill on X. Here we go again with TSLA…….
I bought TSLA when it was $13/share. I sold half when it split a few years back. Sold the rest a little before he went full Hitler.
$10.5 --> $5.7k since April. Doing great. • Came up on my first options trade and made like $1.2k on NVDA calls ✅️ • Lost on PLTR earnings calls 💩 • Lost on 2 week GOOG calls right as it dropped 3 weeks ago 💩 • Lost on TSLA puts after the breakup 💩 • bought 0DTE SPY calls at the top on Wednesday. 💩 • gambled on NKE puts thursday 💩 • held on to SPY calls too long yesterday 💩. I told myself I was just gonna buy shares and hold and not do options, yet, here I am.. i am.. retarded as fuck 😭🤣🤣
My timeline might be off and I don’t have screenshots but I was in deep on $LUNR when they tipped over on the moon. Also had $RCAT which was a pain. Got absolutely punished. Recovered about halfway when tariffs came out. That was a kick in the nuts. All told, from $130k down to $80k. Market came back a bit back up to 100k and I felt ok to sell options again. Shares for LUNR and RCAT called away at a loss. Now in TSLA and NBIS Almost back to $130k. What a ride.
One day it will crash and burn and so will TSLA but when that happens is anyone's guess?
How many more quarters of double digits losses until TSLA tards realize the company is dead?
I'm going to average into TSLA puts Monday for vehicle deliveries report Tuesday. 30 days out and the sell underlying for a debit spread if I can lock in some gains while still holding a short position
TSLA haters are just being robophobic
Fellas, I saw the +25% on my TSLA puts friday afternoon and wanted more. am I gonna regret it?
https://preview.redd.it/s084grtr0p9f1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3425acd89545a1134e029591008a659561f46d1b Most of the time my money was uninvested because of TSLA puts I sold in Feb, still rolling those bad boys. Ended up buying NVDL that sits on 40k profit ( unrealized)
https://preview.redd.it/l2a9bqz9xo9f1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78a1094757b294c6702d47ffc62738c416c5b62 \+25.99% YTD. Am I doing it right? Small bets. Mix of CC’s and Call closed for gain on CLF, INTC, NVDA. Sold Put on SPY 7/18 540 for massive % gain. Had a few small bets go bad on TSLA puts. Now, time to repeat for 2H!
#"I believe TSLA is days away from having a nuke. America must act now. (I have puts and need them to print)"
https://preview.redd.it/idcfs1x0wo9f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cfc54b96437c632fbeea72bc5cd0dbd359c1a9d I got my back blown out by TSLA bullshit yesterday but I am still green overall (down -1100 in one day yesterday though)
https://preview.redd.it/xv3qpeyhuo9f1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4858caa870cd30cdfef5a4104f2d8f2ff776204a April spike was me fucking around (and subsequently finding out) with TSLA puts
Anyone who is holding TSLA from $500 should stop investing in individual stocks and limit themselves to broad market ETFs. An investor who allows themselves to experience a 30% drawdown in a stock does not understand risk management.
OP either has 80k in TSLA or one share. I lean the one share.
Hasn’t TSLA said FSD is 6 months away for the last 6 years?
Why is TSLA's argument about what they CAN do and never about what they actually do. They have constantly demonstrated the inability to deliver as promised, how much longer you guys gonna just keep sucking Elon's dick. Just say you like making money from the ups and downs of a manipulated stock, all this fundamental crap is pointless.
Lol. How much did you lose in TSLA? Post that shit.
Let's ban ALL self driving cars. Puts on TSLA.
Google is like NFLX+NVIDIA+TSLA+ORACLE
Exactly. People can invest billions into snake oil; doesn't mean it's worth shit. I mean, look at TSLA for fucks sake.
I think this will flop. I’ve been thinking there’d be a pullback since SPY hit mid 590s… but all I’ve learned is betting against strong momentum because you anticipate a pullback will get you every time. It’s a new all time high. NVDA flying upwards again even though it’s the largest cap in the world. Google, Amazon, and Apple are nowhere near their all time highs even though they’re a large part of the overall market cap of SPY. And TSLA is also nowhere near its peak… not to mention AVGO’s unflinching advance and now a China trade deal which was the only thing weighing the market down. Record high or not, this is nowhere near the peak.
TSLA is the tip of the spear, as they say, for the great FAFO that is coming. Next earnings are going to be abysmal. When a CEO creates such brand destruction it's inevitable. But TSLA longs like the right wing won't understand anything until it takes their money away.
If my analysis is correct, why do I need to look for banks investment? Recently bought CRWV at $37.5 after IPO, still holding now! Reddit was IPO allotted, holding. ARM just after IPO, holding. Now CRCL, bought at $195, let us see holding. I bought NVDA at $55 (pre split) and TSLA $41 ( pre split) sold them after doubling my money ( biggest mistake ) ! Same way, 10 bitcoin was $1, but did not buy. You see the values now?
I mean, I dont want to say everything she touches is garbage. Im pretty sure she's up on her TSLA investments. Too many people misunderstand that she doesnt need to make her ETF profitable to make her business profitable.
On the bright side - I made my dad a killing of TSLA puts
https://preview.redd.it/foz8r5cojm9f1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfc242c829a10ac7f0bd81349148337cae95842 Waiting on TSLA to flush be like…
Don't pay attention to the negativity on TSLA. The current negativity is just LIBTARDS ranting wondering where their binky is. Stay the course, give it a year and you will be happy. Invest long term. Stay away from day trades and algorithms. Tesla is well divested in many things, most dont realize that.
This is something that I’m trying to live by more. I made 20% on TSLA today (I’m trying to do smaller positions), and I think that you need to know when to get out. If things turn against you, don’t hope for it to get better. I’ve been burned by that badly 😂. I’m trying to get in, then get out quick
It doesn't matter if you never had any TSLA directly yourself anymore. Everything is exposed to the risk of TSLA going belly up. Your checking account is exposed to TSLA, as your bank probably has a sweetheart loan involving Elon's holdings in the company as one of its "investments". But Tesla is not going to recover. The damage to the company due to its own flagging sales (as almost every other auto maker has a better EV on the market now), misdirected R&D on vision only FSD, and the fact that everybody has had enough Elon Musk by now means that the day when they can't pay their creditors is coming soon. The same is true for many of the other billionaires. They've latched onto fascism because the fascists give them relief from having to face reality: that worker exploitation cannot last forever.
Say you come upon a lamp 🪔 and out pops a genie 🧞♂️ you get 3 trading wishes - BER R FUK - TSLA TO $0 - ADTX TO $1,000,000.00 after acquiring Evofem. Did you know 21 Million women in the US suffer from Bacterial Vaginosis and they will soon have a treatment to cure? BV is the leading cause of 🌈🐻
This is a sign TSLA calls all in. Robotaxi would have followed them home and ran them over \*and\* the street walker.
TSLA closed around the same spot as last Friday.
TSLA has a lot of volatility, so you can make a lot selling options on it, but you need to be prepared for the violent swings
Cathie Wood and Ark Invest bought 41,992 shares of Tesla $TSLA today
We took 3 plays this week. 150 c on NVDA that ran 11x 335 P on TSLA that ran to 1.1k x contract 142 c on PLTR that went 200%
Yup, CVNA is about as manipulated as TSLA.
https://optioncharts.io/options/TSLA/expected-move?expiration_dates=2025-07-03:w
What are the odds of TSLA staying below 336 next week?
I’m saying don’t waste your time explaining this trade to complete rubes. To answer your question though: what I *think* it will do?.. probably rally because long market participants in this company are a cult of unsophisticated “investors” akin to TSLA idiots. What it should do?.. keep tanking because it’s still MASSIVELY overvalued. We’ll see.
If you are TSLA bull and on twitter, Elmo’s flooded fanboys make you to believe it is $1000 stock 😆
!banbet TSLA +5% 4d
!banbet TSLA +2% 5d
What surprises me is TSLA is not 400 While their global sales declining and top execs leaving
TSLA 330? I have kisses for you
At this point TSLA is a free money printer you just buy with puts or calls in the morning, sell for profit then switch to the opposite.
in general stock moves on news that doesnt change the profit outlook in the near future revert to prior. See CRWD, BA, and TSLA this week.
Calls on PLTR poots on CRCL after a little bounce Keeping an eye on CRWV and BULL Fuck it throw some TSLA calls in because you know it’ll bounce to 335 for no reason
People who consistently play TSLA and PLTR talk about them like they’re in an abusive relationship
TSLA is a stock for both Bers and bols. I bought calls and switched to puts almost every day
Made $690 just scalping TSLA shares back and forth today and feel like I underperformed 😔
I bought TSLA $325 call while it was at $320, saw it profit $900, then lost $500. Fcken greed man…