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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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If TSLA finishes down 2% I would throw a party
MSFT and TSLA fighting for the award of being the biggest piece of 💩 in the entire market
I did indeed not buy TSLA puts. You are right.
TSLA, if Allah is merciful.
So happy TSLA didnt get bailed out by the market news and we all still realize its a turd that will finish red
TSLA almost red on a Nasdaq 3% day.. sad
Sold my TSLA calls at 9:30 Now back to my typical regarded moves
TSLA is just comical. Gapped up 20 points and erased it all within 1 hour.
PLTR is inversely proportional to TSLA
TSLA red will make me glad I hate that meme stock
Are you looking at any of the big names? NVDA TSLA MSFT AMZN AVGO META
TSLA is getting flushed
TSLA gave up all its booty today
The whole market when up, but how is cheaper gas good for TSLA clearly the short play.
LITE is up $100 since Monday wtf 🤣 Almost TSLA levels of p/e but propped up by S&P inclusion xd
TSLA is still cratering. So I'm happy.
TSLA and PLTR took the elevator down at open 👌
Sell naked TSLA calls, free money. That stock sucks cock
That’s some serious shorting of TSLA going on
Closed all of my options kept only TSLA 400 calls for the fun Still red on some tickers (shares) I hate this stress
TSLA not even holding the SPY flat/pump
TSLA's almost red for the day - that takes some effort
what a performance by TSLA so far, amazing
This ber bought monthly TSLA puts instead of the usual SPY 0DTE puts. Praise be to Allah
TSLA the first in almost giving it all back out of the bag7
TSLA already faded 1.5 hour in lmfao
Relentless TSLA selling. SpaceX ipo frontrunning.
Bahahaha TSLA. You Elon simps better hope the grifter rolls out another rocket for ya bc this one is going down in flames
But they are. MSFT NVDA TSLA all sold off from open.
TSLA book value is about $22.
"At least they are TSLA put though 😬
TSLA and PLTR both tanking. The meme stock correction is finally here.
TSLA puts again, I love Elon
Exactly. Retail owns something like > 40% of TSLA, so expect the bamboozle to continue for the foreseeable future.
why would TSLA moon on ceasfire news anyways? lol
TSLA gonna give it all back.
Imagine not buying TSLA puts on that bounce
Fuck you TSLA you don't get to take part in this pump, youre not one of the cool kids anymore
I still think TSLA will be at 250 by EOY
I knew TSLA was paper hands, sold my call this morning and immediately went into puts
https://preview.redd.it/vpteeugr0ztg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fcffe01c6d76310f5bbb8398e99a39dfd9efb9 sold my TSLA gains (9k-17.5k)this morning and immediately went into puts, am i regarded?
Honestly TSLA going red would make my day
Quick everybody, sell TSLA….pls
TSLA dumping after ppl realized cheap oil isn't bullish for an EV company 😂
Sold TSLA calls as soon as market opened for $16 per contract, worth $11 like 2 mins later lol
lmao TSLA and AAPL getting wacked over the head
If Robo Taxi ends up working the way TSLA hopes it will, I can see it being a huge success. Imagine having a car that you can use when you need it and when you don’t need it, it’s capable of being what would essentially be an autonomous Uber driver. Unclear on the regulation approvals, fees, split, and insurance requirements, but I can definitely see potential value here.
If your portfolio holds 2 or more of the following, you should stick to an ETF; MSTR PLTR TSLA HIMS
The fact that TSLA is up so much pre-market should make you worry about what will happen at open lol
TSLA goes up on hopium. No financials or fundamentals to back this stock. False promises and hopes by their ceo and Retail keep falling for it every time. You know what they say, fool me once........ lol
Boomer co-worker update: “You kids still buying TSLA and bitcoin? My broker told me go all in!”
!banbet TSLA 365 or I'll bet again
I think BOJ and the US are involved in oil futures as they announced they might be. The reality is WTI hit $144 spot yesterday, a new ATH. Buy oil companies. I like XOM. I purchased it through XOMO (a yield max weekly paying ETF). My distribution rate is currently 51.63%. I also purchased $12 April puts bc these ETFs are built to have NAV declines in order to spit off tax free ROC. I also trade YieldMax pairs like $MSTR and $WNTR. Long and short micro strategy. The most profitable is $TSLY and $CRSH. So far YTD CRSH is up 20% and $TSLY is down 11%. Will change today obviously. But the combined weekly distribution is 110% annualized currently. I have bought TSLY OTM puts bc the options market is liquid. Wish I could for CRSH but very illiquid so bought way OTM TSLA calls to hedge that. It’s just options trading through an ETF and a way to make sure I get money back for other trades or compounding like I’m doing with TSLY and CRSH. One of the most liquid options markets only behind indexes and constant high IV so selling options is very profitable.
It's just making higher lows and higher highs. Every year they say it's gonna tank and it never does. First it made lows at 100, then 200, this time at 300. I fully expect TSLA to be at 500+ some time this year.
Will be interesting to see how much SpaceX’s IPO will negatively affect TSLA, considering SpaceX really is a tech company and is profitable.
Glad I sold my SU calls today. Bummed I got distracted at work, I was going to buy a handful of QQQ lotto calls at close. Still holding some puts, but pretty much all TSLA, so I still don't feel bad. Probably pick up some 0DTE QQQ puts at open, seems too green for a fake ceasefire.
I should held those damn TSLA calls
TSLA is the ultimate meme stock. Completely detached from reality and fundamentals. It is tied to a cult of personality who is only happy to pump the stock based on rainbows and unicorns. I predicted months ago that the stock will dump when the broader market falls (I'm sure a lot of others have as well). Even in the most optimistic scenario, even if Tesla leads the robotaxi and humanoid robot revolution, it will be a race to the bottom akin to EV's. There's simply too much competition and Tesla is trailing big time on anything they purport to produce.
I don’t want to celebrate too early but my 669c and 666c are printing hard. But I also got TSLA puts so hopefully it cancels out
I'm not selling everything, just rotating out of some long-dated calls into stocks + increasing the size of my TSLA short.
Bull market is not confirmed until I see the return of "Bought more TSLA at 357.7 what a steal 😋😋😋"
Anyone can cherry pick, buddy. I can pick a few dates in 2021 when TSLA was higher then compared to today
I have 0 exposure to Elon stocks and I plan to keep it that way. An etf is nothing more than a list of stocks to buy. Buy the stocks, leave out TSLA.
man everyoen tried to short TSLA... me included. Lost money on that... can't beat that fker and his irrational stock
TSLA hasn’t even hit the weekly high.
I pine for BYD electric automobile, why TSLA go up?
i hope TSLA never stops pumping
I genuinely bought TSLA legit just based on it dropping 5% after shitty earnings. TSLA earnings mean absolutely fucking nothing, so it's just a free dip before Elon says some shit like, "I will also be building a moonbase by 2030."
My put went from $125 to likely $0 on TSLA. Thanks TACO Trump
I'd be so happy that I bought calls if only TSLA wasn't a steaming pile of shit
TSLA valuations are the poster child for the markets irrationality. Math says this, fuckhead says that.
I bought TSLA a long time before COVID. I remember I was making around $100k at the time and was worried about diversification. I told myself I’ll only invest as much as I feel comfortable losing. It ended up paying off, especially after COVID. But, the truth is, investing yourself, time management; budgeting skills…etc. all position yourself to take advantage of a stock market boom or bust. If you can’t put away money and live below your means it doesn’t matter because you won’t be able to take advantage of opportunities.
Sure, tell that to my $8000 worth of TSLA stocks I bought in 2022. By end of 2025, it was worth $20k.
!banbet TSLA +16.13% 2d or pee is stored in the balls
Near-term inflation expectations popping usually means rates stay higher longer. That's a headwind for high-multiple stuff (NVDA, TSLA) and a tailwind for energy names (XOM, CVX). That said futures are up 1000 with the 2 week truce
Slightly more volatility. Nothing materially changes. It’s like when people started freaking out and treating their SP500 investment differently because TSLA became included in the list… which makes zero sense.
TSLA $420 squeeze is not a meme.
when that happens stocks FLY AGAIN! $TSLA to $450 by then
$TSLA about to fly to $400 and beyond in 2 weekssssss
Kodak went obsolete by trying to bury the digital camera because they didn't want it to eat their film sales. I think what you said is true, but if it's inevitable then it's better to be on the forefront than trying to play catch up. Either way, I see no viable path for TSLA to justify its current market cap by selling cars, taxis, and robots. I sincerely question how many people would trust an Elon-bot in their home.
TSLA pumping is fucking horseshit though 🤣😂
I didn't guess out of nowhere. I've been tracking TSLA's delivery numbers and Europe sales the trend was already weakening. Add the impact of ‘that incident’ on Musk's personal brand, and market sentiment gets amplified. SPY puts are fine, but picking the right stock can multiply your returns. You'll get there. Next time, start by looking at the weakest names in tech
https://preview.redd.it/cnnv9ffejutg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95aae9bd964ca06ff07b16d2b700b58d47ec4e7 thank god i full ported TSLA