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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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This is why TSLA is going to moon
TSLA is a tenbagger. Everybody will be buying EVs with high gas prices
TSLA acts so irrationally it has become a safe haven asset during times of uncertainty
[https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.1/zoom:8](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.1/zoom:8) shit's going boys. secretly drumpf had mercy on iran and they are going to stop and resume business as usual. short oil. short usa. in a good way. hormuz is free. but dont buy TSLA for god's sake, please a non-naziish renewable energy co.
**$ORCL** After strong earnings and guidance and more upgrades likely coming, It will continue moving higher. I am holding this position **$PATH** I am also holding this, but it has not moved much so far. Tomorrow’s earnings will likely define the direction. I believe the company has potential, but if institutional investors do not see the same opportunity, I may have to cut losses and move on **$MU** This is the stock everyone should watch as earnings next week. It has strong momentum, and I believe it has the potential to move **$100+ higher** if the numbers and outlook are strong **$TSLA** It has been trading sideways for some time. The stock may need another catalyst and/or strong narrative push from Elon to break out again :-) **$PLTR** I am currently stuck at a higher price. I am selling CC's and try exiting the position ASAP when the opportunity comes
They have stupid companies in them like TSLA and CVNA that you’d never buy if you were serious about stocks
been like this since AT LEAST when Elon started manipulating $TSLA back in the day
COSTCO's makes no sense either...nor TSLA....but here we are!
Is now a good time to buy TSLA?
Elon kid names so you can clearly see he's brightest mind of our generation: | First Name | Birth Year | |------------|-----------:| | Nevada Alexander | 2002 | | Griffin | 2004 | | Vivian Jenna | 2004 | | Kai | 2006 | | Saxon | 2006 | | Damian | 2006 | | X Æ A-Xii | 2020 | | Exa Dark Sideræl | 2021 | | Strider | 2021 | | Azure | 2021 | | Techno Mechanicus | 2022 | | Arcadia | 2024 | | Romulus | 2024 | | Seldon Lycurgus | 2025 | Full port TSLA calls tomorrow
Now might be a good time to short TSLA, since the Saudis are preoccupied with other stuff and can't step in to prop up above $400.
Patents on the detonation process and Hyperion unit. They are also developing downstream patents on what the specific graphene is used in. They just did an actuator patent. There is also regulatory moat. Other producers will have to prove that they can design a system like the hyperion that meets EPA, UK/EU REACH standards for the environment. That took years for HGRAF and most "competitors" have said fuck that noise and have opted for creating their own vertically integrated products. That means they have to get EPA approval for each new thing they come up with. HGRAF can now sell Graphene to Exxon/TSLA/Duracell whoever so that they can use the graphene to make the products they specialize in. GEIC partnership. Companies have been actively engaged with Hydrograph graphene for years at this point in Manchester UK at the GEIC. They know about the consistency and quality that they produce. The big hangup with Graphene has been that manufacturers can't count on getting quality and consistency at volume. They now can and have proven that their graphene can be used in the lab without agglomeration or restacking issues. So one, nobody else can make the quality graphene they do. Nobody else has regulatory clearance to sell bulk and would be years out from getting clearance to do so. Nobody else has the dedicated research with results from years of practical innovation at the GEIC with it. Nobody else has a scalable/modular production unit that only costs 500k to produce to ramp up with orders.
It's 2026 and people are still buying TSLA unironically
“Tesla FSD Almost Killed Me Today”: Tesla Stock (NASDAQ:TSLA) Notches Up Despite FSD Bloopers Gotta love it
Nap dammit, I was gonna buy 3 MU calls yesterday but bitch handed and brought TSLA calls, I could have been up way more
This time is different- pee is stored in the balls TSLA $420.69 eod
!banbet TSLA +5% 1d or pee is stored in the balls
Even fucking TSLA is green, what the fuck are you doing MSFT.
I bought TSLA calls instead of spy 😐
TSLA is the greatest scam in the history of mankind... (behind bitcorn...) therfore, puts (weekly exp)
> Why would TSLA be green when the market is red? why do you ask this question every day? you should see a doctor, your level of deranged obsession is unhealthy.
Why would TSLA be green when the market is red?
TSLA with good news on sales improving and good AI outlook? Down 4% TSLA announces mass exodus of execs? Up 2% Suck my cock
RIVN going to $30 this time. TSLA over here trying to ride Rivians thunder
Don’t become like that guy who gets triggered every day TSLA goes against him
Why is all the volatility in TSLA gone? Why does it act like a safe, stable stock?
Imagine thinking that valuation means something in 2026... Instead of WMT can you focus on TSLA maybe ?!? 360-400PE ?!?
$TSLA High gas price uncertainty = EV sales will soar!
Nothing will ever beat COVID circuit breakers, GME/AMC and TSLA calls. Oh and negative oil, though I didn't play that.
Same. But with QQQ and TSLA. Missed on 30k easy
Don’t compare RKLB to TSLA. The CEOs and their phil are the exact opposites. Elon is a lot of talk about Mars fantasies and what not - while RKLB executes (even with their most recent Neutron delay). Tesla has a huge gap in their product pipeline since 2025 (no new EVs, other products like Optimus just concepts and years, Rocketlab doesn’t have these issues). Finally, SPB is laser-focused on one thing: Being CEO of RKLB - while Elon tries to run at least 3-4 companies with no focus and huge execution gaps.
Is TSLA supposed to benefit off this, maybe a delayed reaction. Am gonna get some month expiry calls tomorrow.
TSLA is already floating at above 1 trillion on a tiny profit. No reason why it wouldn’t be the same for SpaceX. He’s already trying to sell people on the idea of datacenters in space lol
!banbet TSLA -20% 1w
Now, go all in TSLA and tank that meme stock.
TSLA has another 10% down to go before we may have reached market bottom
It's over. NVDA to $400. It's only fair given TSLA's current valuation.
this market acts like TSLA nothing but shitty news yet it still goes up
The market acts like TSLA
My trading is 100% options "investing", almost exclusively on Spy, NVDA and TSLA... The occasional earnings play too. Today I branched out and got some puts on the gamestore. Anyone else a memestock connoisseur?
I own shares. RIVN will either go bankrupt in the next economic downturn or they'll eclipse TSLA in the next decade. I don't have any scenario in mind that isn't one of those extremes. Although, I do think the better EV plays are companies that aren't exclusive to that tech.
Realized. I go cash every night. I trade throughout the day. Mostly SPX, but if I notice a company I’ll play them as well. Generally things that are silly like TSLA calls as soon as people stall celebrating their puts 😂
Only weird dick simps and retards see a bull case for TSLA.
What's the bull case on TSLA here
I trade anything that has volatility. Mainly, TSLA, NVDA & META in stocks. BTC, ETH & SOL in Crypto. NC1 for Futures.
Definitely. High Frequency Trading platforms have been around for while. I wouldn't be surprised if Musk used to manipulate TSLA share price so he could fullfil the requirements for that ridiculous pay package.
The market acts in ridiculous ways. Like TSLA bros that buy stocks on feels.
CRCL seems to be a TSLA like meme
Whew, okay folks - time to pump TSLA again. It's over! Lmao
-3 to +.5 TSLA is such a meme
$700+ profit on TSLA, chickened out at $397 instead of $400 but better than a minus
Sold my TSLA calls way to early 😭
Well my faith in humanity is officially gone. How the fuck is TSLA green?
Are you trying to pretend that TGT was removed from the S&P 100 because of a 2-3% decline in revenue? If so, that is either simply ignorant or intentionally disingenuous. Don't let your politics bias your information sources or the information you pass on to others. In this case, TGT annual revenues have hovered at ~$106B since 2021 (±$1B), which was an increase from 2020's $94B. The **median** annual revenue for companies in the S&P 100 is ~$60B. It wasn't removed because of revenues. It was removed because of its market cap and growth potential. For example, compare it to Tesla, which has similar annual revenue, ~$95B. However, while TGT stalled for 5 years at ~$106B, TSLA grew: - 2025: $94.83 billion - 2024: $97.69 billion - 2023: $96.77 billion - 2022: $81.46 billion - 2021: $53.82 billion - 2020: $31.54 billion Meanwhile, TSLA market cap is nearly $1.5T, and TGT's is at just $55B. Imo, both caps are dumb, but one is clearly indicative of investor confidence (even if misguided) while the other screams "Fire Sale". Lol.
If the market was runs using data and facts TSLA wouldn’t be a $400 equity.
Buy EV stock like TSLA
Wait, $TSLA is down 32%??
Loaded TSLA, USO, and SMH puts expire 3/20. Watch me perfectly thread the needle and lose money on all 3 trades
I like to think I do Peter Lynch style due diligence New iPhone announced: AAPL calls Elon tweets about FSD: TSLA calls See a fat person: LLY and NVO shares I lose money on options, crypto, and predictions market: HOOD calls
Oil was just a bubble. Oil to 0 and free oil for everyone. TSLA bulls will be roasted alive via exploding battery inside an autolocked vehicle.
I have told myself repeatedly to never touch TSLA…. It’s like a toxic ex I keep going back to.
Don’t talk about TSLA like that
Love the TSLA prediction
Bleh. Every time I go to pull the trigger on some TSLA calls it drops again.
Come on Gulf State Monarchs keep dumping TSLA!
Yall get TSLA under $300 and I’ll throw a pizza party
I need TSLA below 360 by close to avoid a ban and so far, somehow, we are on track lmao
lol TSLA, you dumb bitch. How are you down when oil is >$100
tesla fan boys are saying to buy TSLA stock given that gas prices are going up it's gonna be more economically viable for people to drive EVs
TSLA needs to drop $3.50 more for me to hit my banbet
TSLA straight line down this morning
TSLA crashing during an oil spike. Is the meme finally dying?
Silver lining: TSLA is getting cooked.
at what point are TSLA bulls jumping ship?
How long do I hold my TSLA puts....feeling greedy
Can I get a $375 on TSLA today plz
Gas heading toward $5, TSLA tanks even harder lmao
People said I was fucking insane when TSLA was around $500 and I said it could be heading back to $160s.
TSLA a steal right now! PE fell below 370!
it's not. higher oil prices means more inflation, which means growth stocks like tsla are less appealing. on top of that, tesla vehicles are still in the mid to upper segment of pricing, so consumers under financial stress would probably rather buy something less expensive up front. in addition, inflation from high oil prices is going to wreck havoc on their labor and materials costs. also, the feds will be pumping the narrative that this is short term shock. if anything, the huge amounts of used teslas filling lots might get picked up by consumers worse, if this goes on for a long time, the amount of damage it does to logistics and general overall economy is going to make everyone feel a shit ton of pain. so tldr i wouldnt say im bullish on TSLA right now,. although i wouldnt be surprised if it slightly outpaces the general market
Fuck off TSLA and Musk. It fuck me this last month on their calls
What poors are still buying gas? Calls on TSLA
Too bad TSLA isn't a car company anymore. People might actually want electric cars again when gas is $8 a gallon
TSLA has been insisting that they’re not a car company. I wonder what will happen for them specifically 🤔
TSLA stocks go brrrrrrr