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$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
BOUGHT TSLA FOR EARNINGS TODAY - 400 calls expiring on FRIDAY - LETS HOPE THE CONFERENCE CALL GOES WELL
NEWS | Check Tesla's Expected Move Ahead of Earnings. What percentage move do you expect for TSLA after earnings?
If you had to choose one of TSLA or NVDA for the long term, which would you pick?
A $337K Bet on the Future: The AI Stack + Space Thesis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | April 20 2026
Any one else feel disappointed they didn’t make more on this rally?
I don't really know where this hype come from
$TSLA $700 to +$36,000 with 0dte calls within 1.5 hours.
I don't really know where this hype come from
So I Bought TSLA Puts Yesterday...
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Can’t hear you over my TSLA gains, sorry brother. Try again next year
TSLA literally pumps after I sold my call for loss. Wtf
It just happens that “Musk dick riders” for the past decade are also suddenly a magnitude or two more wealthy than the naysayers and Tesla bears 🤣 I don’t think most of us TSLA investors really care about the shenanigans of Musk and politics. We’re looking to make money.
TSLA what you doing step bro
Buy shares then. If you want to be shorting something you need to know how to trade and time the market. There’s always money to be made both on the long and short side lol. I’ve been a very long term investor of TSLA that’s made millions in the past 7 years on it but I’ve also made several hundred K on a short position on it last year. Same thing with being long on BTC and then shorting it for the crypto winter this year. It’s blasphemy in this sub but there is money to be made timing the market. Would I short SpaceX? Probably not because I don’t have a price chart for it so I’m just going to ignore it.
TSLA is an overvalued shit company META is a decently valued shit company MSFT is a solid long term "Safe" hold AAPL is going to come out on top or dead last because of how they've navigated the AI revolution, too much uncertainty without enough upside imo. NVDA is the godfather of AI, their moat and reach within the AI ecosystem is unsurpassed. Disagree with everything you said about this stock.
Short TSLA and the Musk's SPCE. Musk companies are loaded into crypto. Lol.
The question is, how many savvy HODLers of TSLA who have made millions holding the stock will sell large portions of their hodlings to invest in SPCE thinking that Elon is going to give them the same return over time. Puts on TSLA? Yes, I know virginity galacstar ticker is not spacex.
AMZN is the largest cloud provider in the world at 1/3 of the global cloud computing market but I guess that’s important than that failing car/robot/space/AI mongoloid fraud circus called TSLA.
But TSLA belongs? Yikes the credibility of this post just went to shit
No, bought TSLA puts and then it went up 3% next day and then amd calls and amd went down 6% next day. I did learn my lesson though of putting on stop losses
NVDA and NOK, maybe TSLA also.
What are you guys trading? Got out of TSLA calls at break even. Can’t find a setup
who the hell is buying AAPL and TSLA and why
My single put is holding TSLA up you guys.
NVDA, AAPL, and TSLA are your high growth? Your portfolio is fucked
TSLA and NVDA make multi-billions in net income and produce products that people want to buy. They're still solid businesses underneath the hype. SPCE is burning cash like crazy and generated a net loss of $65MM this quarter on revenue of $227,000 (that's right, thousand). It's completely unclear if their product will ever be viable. It was always a purely speculative pump and dump based on the idea that people will confuse it with SpaceX.
Sure, but it’s one thing to say “NVDA/TSLA are crazy overvalued,” and it’s another to say “this unprofitable company that keeps losing more and more money is somehow worth billions of dollars.” Irrationality is a spectrum
NVDA traded at 200x earnings, TSLA traded like a religion, crypto hit trillion dollar valuations, joby hit $20 with years of negative revenue, and people still pretend meme stocks are the irrational part of the market.
God please look down kindly upon the TSLA faithful
$TSLA chart looking very nice
This is 100% the goal. And all of the fanboys were posting "but if TSLA goes to a trillion dollar valuation, then he deserves that pay package." Brother, he's not getting that valuation legitimately. I long for the day that TSLA approaches $0 and TSLA bagholders get what they deserve.
If you take a close look at CAPE/Shiller charts you will see that in 2017-18 timeframe it started to outpace historical trends, outside of dot com bubble. During that time I remember seeing many articles warning of this issue.. Here we are about a decade later and markets are substantially higher. I invest and hold major indices and indivdual stocks long term (former 25+ years, latter 8-20 years). I can sleep at night and continue to hold them because SP500 revenue, profit and distirbutions have trended up over time, and same for my individuals. That's why stocks increase in value. Macro issues no doubt will have some impacts, but when you have companies that have $70b+ on their balance sheets and pusing $25b to $30b to $40b in quarterly profits (I'm looking at you AAPL and NVDA) then there is no macro that will hold this down forever. That's why they call earnings the bottom line. It's also interesting that you pointed out NVDA and MSFT. They are both below current CAPE/Shiller AND are both growing earnings. You should be looking at TSLA and PLTR - without them the ratio probably goes down some \~2.5-3 points.
Of course TSLA pumps fucking trash stock
Let's just say I bought TSLA when I should have bought NVDA
tmrw TSLA diluition, stonk up 10%
TSLA what are you doing being green. Get back to red thanks
And then there is TSLA valuation bound - 400x. Will they also expand multiples?
Watch TSLA go up $10-15 today for no reason
I love this for them. TSLA shareholders fleeced by their dear leader.
does anyone know why TSLA and META especially were killed that badly yesterday?
What is your current fair value of TSLA and how did you arrive there?
What is TSLA's current fair value and how did you arrive at that?
Obviously only TSLA and SpaceX. Don‘t you read the news…?
I wish I was that guy. But I am the guy that knows that guy. That guy from my work, who sold RSUs from my company and bought calls on TSLA, PLTR, and RKLB and is now worth $30 million dollars. He is 38, has 2 kids, and a beautiful wife. He is everything I wish I was. 💔
TSLA is a fucking bitch
Until TSLA data centers
TSLA does seem pretty fucked
TSLA dumps tomorrow then Vs like nobody’s business
Good job with the TSLA puts but I would take profits but I always take profits. I don’t think you should bet against nvda right now, I don’t think now is the time
Might be Elon cultists selling off their crypto and TSLA for cash to buy SpaceX.
Oh my portfolio will be just fine. It's hard to predict the value of a stock which will likely not be based on business performance, on the upside or the downside. TSLA did well, but past performance is not a guarantee of future results, and a bet on SpaceX is basically a bet that the current level of frothiness in the market will continue forever. You can invest in it if you want, but be aware it's a bet more than an investment based on fundamentals. I choose to do the latter, as I'm more interested in stable long term returns than maybe hitting a jackpot.
Over the past 5 years TSLA is up 108%. VFV is up 105%. I did almost as well as your prof without taking all that risk 🤷♀️ VOO wasn’t too shabby either.
Sold 377p Goog and bout TSLA today. Gods plan
TSLA just bleeding out
TSLA drillin for oil it seems
So, genuine question. What happened to Musk's promise of TSLA shareholders getting first dibbs on the IPO? Is that still in play somehow, or is that all bullshit and can he be sued for making that statement?
The Musk name is the ultimate meme stock. TSLA EPS have been so bad that if stock price over the last 3 years followed the EPS line (like 99% do over longer time-frames) then TSLA stock would be about $100/share.
Buying TSLA calls was a stupid decision
Elon should sell TSLA to SpaceX to save TSLA calls
Every day if you count stock based compensation. TSLA did secondary offerings a few years ago. Companies that aren't a joke ... I think you have to go back to Facebook in the early 2010s. They did a follow on a year or so after their IPO.
AMAZN and TSLA has been diluting forever
What were META and TSLA hoping to find with all the drilling they did today 🤔
Currently using Starlink internet sitting on a sailboat that TSLA paid for. There is value. Might wait to buy the dip. 🤣
On the last week of August 2024 I went a clinic , this elder woman was my doctor and I can see her million dollar portfolio , it was the day SMCI crashed because of some news of fraud , she also had TSLA and TSLA calls. I told her I can see she owns SMCI and she sighed , she asked me what stocks I'm invested in and I just said "Space". I never went back to that clinic so I was wondering if she invested in space stocks and think I'm an angel that fell from heaven to give her stock advice.
Well, TSLA is one of the highest valued companies on Earth with sweet fuck all to hack it up, barring that its "run" by Musk. SpaceX on the other hand seems to be a legitimate company with novel technology, and has a near monopoly in their sector. And they're also "run" by Musk. I'd imagine this stock is going to the fucking moon
Starting tomorrow, I am the ~~proud~~ forced owner of 400 TSLA shares at 417.5
TSLA also is holding a ton of BTC
I know I’m so mad TSLA was -5% today.
frfr. I lost 75k betting against TSLA that year. 🤡
1. Don’t read CNBC. 2. The investors who are excited are the ones that bought TSLA before end of 2019 and have been told that was a mistake. If 2800% returns is a mistake I’m willing to make another.
If they offer to buy TSLA at $450, the stock would go to $500 the next day. It's all crazy stuff.
whats happening to my port , META,RKLB,AMAZON,TSLA. definitely out of the winning team .
Lol, TSLA stock is already significantly overvalued . Let them dilute it add injury to insult.
TSLA ain’t looking so good
neither TSLA or META want to go little uppies at all
I made money today on TSLA puts, SPY puts, and SPY calls I only lost money today on Space(x) puts Additionally, I fed a plethora* of squirrels, Robins, Cardinals, Blue Jays, and a lone lonely Mourning Dove along with a cranky but cute boomer dog with allergies and a blep I've yet to see any snakes or Ligers on my perambulations but am prepared *there is no "d" in plethora, duh
Gains might just rotate to the leaders. Same reason TSLA is up. The sector though has been relatively flat the last 4 trading days
What the fuck is wrong with TSLA
TSLA sideways movement is very frustrating
**New Mag 7:** * **Alphabet** (GOOGL / GOOG) * **Amazon** (AMZN) * **Apple** (AAPL) * **Micron Technology Inc.** (MU) * **Nvidia** (NVDA) * **Tesla** (TSLA) * **Virgin Galactic Holdings Inc.** (SPCE)
I ordered a TSLA pump! Where is it bros?
Last chance to buy TSLA at $420
META, AMZN and TSLA. Embarrassing.
You seem to be awfully slow at recognizing when a stock is starting to boom and when it’s starting to go towards a certain doom. My history: -bought 20k TSLA at 267 (pre all splits) in 2017-2018, sold in summer 2018 at 215ish. It proceded to moon in the coming months and years. Basically missed out on a free house. Bought my first ATVI call in 2020, made a 150% gain. Yay, first one is free. Dabbled in more options and lost a good few k. Bought 500€ GM (E) in november 2020, added more during the course of december. I held ~5,5k€ all shares by NYE. It mooned until 98k and I sold on the way down with 27k net profit. Then two months later it mooned again and I turned 297€ into 7,6k with only 2 option contracts on gm (e) lmao. Then I bailed on the stock market because trust was gone after that crazy shit. Only now started again with SPCE, because the DD is good.
GOOG, AMZN, TSLA and AAPL dumping and QQQ nooning, what a joke
so at what point does AVGO replace META or TSLA in mag 7?
C'mon, TSLA, you can go lower than that.
I agree you can't take him verbatim. So it's weird because you kind of have to learn the language. But it doesn't really matter, because it gets there eventually. If the options are the guy who is five years ahead who said he'd be ten years ahead, or everyone else who is not ahead (see spaceX vs blueorigin, tesla FSD you can almost fully use anywhere right now vs any other car where it doesn't exist), it's still a good option. I'm not a TSLA investor (too volatile) or vehicle owner so I have no attachment but very impressed by what they have accomplished.
TSLA 415 puts for tomorrow make sense or nah ?
Did Ewrong tweet "TSLA 420 forever!!" as some sort of stoner meme, or something?
TSLA 430 calls Wed all in
Y'all bullying poor Elon. TSLA calls