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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Deadass. The day starlink hits the market, some mfs will be like "This is undervalued". Can't wait for TSLA to shit itself like that Micro Strategy mf
Shorting TSLA is kinda like being a heroin addict, but it's more expensive and feels worse.
Woah - I thought TSLA's P/E was bad... but theirs is that number... but positive.
Sure, but insurance is probably the most frictionless thing to change in life, after socks. Car premiums go up -> ”hey chatgpt plz cheaper inshurz” -> better insurance two clicks later. I guess I am just confused by the whole ”lose billions to earn millions” VC model ever since Uber, TSLA etc.
Actually yes. I helped me cash in on those TSLA calls I’ve been holding
The faces in here when TSLA has a $8 trillion market cap though
They liked the direction that TSLA was going and wanted to free up some cash to go long TSLA.
I Google GOOGL and Waymo way more than I gain Intel on Intel and TSLA from Tulsa. Brk.B said BRB
The day I decide to go on a date to celebrate my girlfriend's birthday, the weather forecast shows that it might rain fml. Anyways, I'm interested to see INTC, TSLA, HOOD price action.
Days like today are why I never short TSLA for more than 5-10 minutes. Always some bullshit.
Close short puts and calls (ASTS chief among underlyings) expiring, use secured premium to enter GLD LEAPS and possibly short puts on BRKB. Manage remaining TSLA/MSTR gamma/vol trades, possibly exit MSTR entirely. Clean up book and balance deltas on various (AMZN, GOOGL,) maybe roll or reconfigure AMZN longs to risk reversals. Manage any positions that get wild or plummet. (Can only check in at open, midday and power hour, so must be efficient.)
You’re only allowed to consider TSLA as a failing car company here
I can walk through either, but they actually make a good contrast. NVDA has been a cleaner example of trend continuation and controlled pullbacks, while TSLA has spent more time rotating and testing structure before resolving. In both cases, what mattered wasn’t the headline or catalyst, but how price behaved around key levels and time windows. If you want to see how I differentiate trend acceleration vs. distribution using structure and timing (only specific indicators), I’m happy to break down whichever one you’re more interested in
Confused about TSLA calls
I’ve got this feeling that TSLA is going to ATH again here soon. Just because it’s retarded, doesn’t mean it won’t happen.
And TSLA will have lots of imaginary product announcements.
Wanna take a swing at NVDA or TSLA?
TSLA is up 3% because they've started providing robotaxi rides in Austin with no safety monitor in the passenger seat. They still have a safety car trailing these particular vehicles, and it's still within the Austin geo-fence, but it's clearly a significant milestone and one that investors are responding to.
MSFT, META , TSLA and ASML next wednesday.Now that’s a day. PUTS ON EVERYTHINg .
INTC: "Hey, we beat all of our expectations." -7.5% TSLA: "We're losing deliveries in every market, but here's our CEO fresh off a K bump to spin you some pipe dreams." +4%
Next copium for TSLA will be them announcing their robo taxis are producing memory chips while transporting people using transmitted energy from Mars
I think TSLA opens 436 tomorrow.
Intel can miss and it will be fine. Everyone in MAG7 except TSLA cannot miss under any circumstance
#Elon today: I predict a sex robot in every household by Q4 2027 TSLA + 5%
TSLA cameras are 5 megapixels each RIP
No TSLA bear has ever survived long. It’s the most dangerous stock to bet against. Stop getting emotionally attached to hatred for it
Why rob a bank, when you just can buy TSLA stock?
TSLA should be at $175 max
There’s just no way. Last time I bought the news on TSLA it IMMEDIATELY dumped bad, but now that I bought puts at $447 it continues to moon way after the old news.
TSLA is like no other stock. They will hype one product for over half a year to pump the stock, and then in between that timeframe, it will randomly pump and dump $40 intervals every week, and then when the news finally comes to life, it will pump another $40 and you think it will be sell the news event, but no it just continues and then out of nowhere it will dump almost $100
Like hell I would buy a TSLA bot from Third Reich Elon for my second wife!
You sound exactly like someone who is married to a TSLA robot in 15 years.
Why are there only a few robotaxis with no safety monitors? Are they being remotely monitored and TSLA only has enough hardware/remote operators for a couple of them?
These TSLA "Analysts" got me rolling every single time they write something. They have been talking about those 5 robo taxis in Austin for the past 8 months to boost the stock price.
How is TSLA still pumping? You’d think they’d sell the news by now like usual
These Analysts and TSLA got me rolling every single time they write something. They have been talking about those 5 robo taxis in Austin for the past 8 months to boost the stock price.
TSLA will not be denied $500 this time
Thank goodness we have companies like TSLA with strong fundamentals to anchor this bull market… Surely there are good reasons for it being up 3.5% today!
sounds a hell of a lot like TSLA calls to me
TSLA is going to give every damn penny back, innit.
NVDA will go up on INTC's earnings TSLA will go up on INTC's earnings INTC will go down on INTC's earnings
This is stupid, why does TSLA continue rising after I buy puts. When I NEVER touch it, after a pump it plummets down $10 at least
Lmao TSLA dumping fast
They are gonna be the same regards out there fighting TSLA and CVNA stink prices talking about double tops, how mercury has hit the Gatorade and 4th turning nonsense while stonks just keep riding up
Mag 6 earnings (fuck TSLA) gonna blow the top of this slutty bitch when the beats and raises make these valuations look cheap
$AMD yesterday. $TSLA today. Keep the blessings coming
There's definitely the philosophy of buying both GOOG and TSLA.
>Why I should care about it, when my TSLA stock has already gained probably 30x, and Elon had helped me gain more than 5 millions? You gained shit unless you sold. And even if you made a gain in the past doesn't mean a loss tomorrow won't offset your gains to losses. You are gambling, not investing.
>If you don't like it's you don't need to invest into it. Nobody force you to buy TSLA. When TSLA is part of every major index people are forced to own it. QQQ - TSLA 3.97% SPY - TSLA 2.16% VTI - TSLA 1.94%
Those 10x spy calls for Monday obvi expired worthless. STC 2x TSLA 1/23 445c @5.35; 5.06 -> 5.35; 6% profit. 😂
Those 10x spy calls for Monday obvi expired worthless. STC 2x TSLA 1/23 445c @5.35; 5.06 -> 5.35; 6% profit. 😂
Unfortunately own TSLA via index funds. Finding out ways to completely divest from it. Just don’t be the one holding the bag. The stock will get cut in half at least when shit hits the fan.
Well fuck. I redeployed like $80k back into TSLA on that news
My Jan 2027 TSLA puts are warming up despite the stock being up a lot. Is this an omen?
Hope TSLA go back to 180 abyss where it belongs
funnily, I am a hater, but TSLA
If you don't like it's you don't need to invest into it. Nobody force you to buy TSLA. You don't need to complain just because ppl gain from investing into TSLA.
Why I should care about it, when my TSLA stock has already gained probably 30x, and Elon had helped me gain more than 5 millions?
TSLA at this point is not an investment. It’s a meme stock in the middle of a strong bull market.
Elon makes a completely bullshit speech at Davos and the stock rockets. You know, I know, the whole fucking world knows he won't be selling Optimus robots in 2027. Yet everyone buys into the scam. TSLA is just a memecoin at this point.
TSLA up nearly $30 in two days. Very legal very cool.
Boomer coworker is all in on crypto + TSLA …. Has no idea what crypto really is and drives a giant stupid gas guzzler (“those things are always exploding! The grid cant handle them! I’m confused!!”) 🚩 🚩
Fucked up a company to make it a million dollar company? Maybe he should fuck up more companies. Love to invest and get the crazy gains just like what we got from TSLA.
TSLA go other way you didn’t hit my limit buy yet
Ooo interesting, you know what, lets just add another 5% to TSLA's already insane stock price for fuckall reasons
yeah, I don't like TSLA but calls
TSLA expected to be approved for FSD in China and Europe next month. Their largest customer bases This is gonna go on a run
>lol, yeah he has. He’s long talked about a holding company for SpaceX, Tesla, The Boring Co, and Neuralink. >He also absorbed SCTY into TSLA so it wouldn’t be the first time. Of course he will, Tesla is no longer a car company because Musk fucked it up and lost to the competition and everything else that Tesla has in the pipe is either vaporware or something they don't have an edge on. So obviously Musk wants to merge Tesla with something else in order to obfuscate Tesla economics. SpaceX is a great choice because they are still reliant on government subsidies after all this time and will be continuing to be burning through cash due to the "move fast and break things" development model that may work in software but it's extremely stupid when actual expensive hardware is involved. The boring Co is a scam used to steal government money and prevent development of high speed rail. Neuralink is a combination of vaporware and false advertising, their products will integrate into the similar Tesla vapour product line. There you have it, the richest man on the planet because way too many people drink it's Kool aid.
TSLA breaches $500 and we are gonna see some wild shit
millions of women imagine home robots that will do house tasks (!) with melon face and body of ... well I don't know your gay references, lets do Jack Black (the sexiest man alive) and TSLA does this. very legit and true!
I knew I should have bought TSLA puts when I saw people here saying it was gonna drop earlier smh
These random TSLA calls I bought to cover my shorts are soo green
one day TSLA will go to $10, it will be legendary
TSLA with the regard pump as always 🤣
TSLA humanoid robots are the new RKLB and ASTS
TSLA 469.20 is the prophecy ;)
TSLA puts 1DTE right here. These candles are stupider than a child that Elon and Donnie would have.
The fact that TSLA, already at an insane valuation, STILL jumps on any promise Musk makes, is absolutely ridiculous. Yeah man! This is the promise that will happen and justify this valuation! Robotics and Robotaxis actually working and generating revenue for sureeeee has not been priced in yet!
TSLA with a few driverless cars, now is the real test of does it run over people
I didn’t suggest you full port into TSLA & Carvana. 😆
Melon is being deported to Mars, TSLA shareholders approve!
meme stocks rotating from SDNK/MU to TSLA and META
Grabbed a bunch of TSLA 440p for tomorrow exp. Don’t think this rally holds
You know TSLA 450c were under 40 cents this morning. Now over $2 You never underestimate a regarded stock like this
TSLA calls up 50% yuhhhhhh
TSLA has gone vertical lmfao
lol, yeah he has. He’s long talked about a holding company for SpaceX, Tesla, The Boring Co, and Neuralink. He also absorbed SCTY into TSLA so it wouldn’t be the first time.
#Quick 100% gain in 10 minutes on TSLA 450$ calls thank you come again