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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
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**BanBet Lost** — /u/JimJamJim23 (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $355.38 → $360.00 | +1.3% | 1d | Lost |
Diversify man. I did exclusively SPY options until recently, so much volatility in META and TSLA. Also profited from both calls and puts on NVDA
This is probably one of the realist responses I seen. Should I think of how they might rig us each day get in on the oil spill? Cause i saw 773 spy puts at $20 and instead of buying that I bought more TSLA calls. Them puts ended up being over $300.
TSLA could go $360 or $340. Definitely not going long here unless it hits $336 or less. Good luck!
TSLA is gonna be 360-365 by 9/2 and CRM is gonna drop a lot from profit taking. I’m going long on TSLA and short on CRM Monday.
$336 or lower is a good buy opportunity for TSLA. Not touching it before then. Wedged between 55/22 EMA
Friday morning.. sold my MRVL calls for loss and bought GLD and TSLA puts as Warsh began to speak.. back to even BABY! I may regret holding into Monday.. but we shall see. Happy Friday. Happy trading. https://preview.redd.it/yvd3wzg9m6mh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164b5047eb4a898ba47441e44c029545c12c0b05
Yeah, I totally get it. I've been trading 0DTE credit spread for years and they can be brutally unforgiving at times. But I think the positive in this is you just identified part of the problem. You’re mostly betting on direction with 0DTE, and being right on direction isn’t even enough if your timing is off. I’d stop worrying about the META trade you didn’t take and focus on proving you have a repeatable setup before putting real money behind. Just to dive deeper here — what’s your actual setup before you enter? Why did you take the TSLA call, where was your invalidation, and how much of the account was at risk?
TSLA nvr just dies it always has a scam pump with it to fuck puts
Made 7k on TSLA covered calls today, thank you Elon!
Thanks. My risk management sucks. Like today I bought TSLA 357.5 call for $81 within 10 mins it’s down to $40-55 range. How do I risk manage that. I often either hold or if I do have extra get out and buy a call closer to the money. Not in all cases but ultimately I end up failing long term
Thanks. I’ve tried paper trading but it’s just not the same. Tbh the market moves are so shifty that I end up usually betting on direction. With mostly 0dte. The stocks usually go in the opposite direction of whatever I choose. Like my 357.5 TSLA call today. I bought at $81 and it just kept going down from there. I’m automatically in survivor mode with the options I pick. And I see my other choice META thriving. It makes no sense
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Samjabr (3W - 4L, 43%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $365.78 → $400.00 | +9.4% | 1w | Lost |
TSLA $1.35 trillion market cap \~$4.1 billion net income in 2026 Samsung $1.22 trillion market cap \~$220 billion net income in 2026
Beside TSLA. MAG7 my be safe place for now.
MMs are murdering calls and puts currently with the way it trades. I would avoid. And when Musk stocks crab walk for too long they generally shit hard. See TSLA after every run up.
If you invested 100,000 in TSLA a year ago you would have 100,010 today
At least TSLA didn't break any hearts, just red all day. Love this for the TSLA bulls, hope you lose everything for your poor decisions
Just flush TSLA already.
Look Mr.Warsh, my entire ass is in TSLA, I need this above 340 on december 18th. Help a brother out. Flat out lie that you are cutting interest rates, and I will owe you one.
TSLA… rejected by the 50 day moving average.. going down.. goin goin goin down..
Can TSLA get a pity pump WTF
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $360.00 (above) | $355.38 | +1.3% | 23h 60m |
Another 2% day from TSLA would be cool for my calls
Let me wipe my tears with the million $1 bills TSLA has made me as my Model Y drives itself to Wendy's so you can take my order.
Have u ever checked TSLA and SPCX
TSLA never seeing the low 300s again
Meta SPCX ONDS TSLA SPY
Well bag 7s are going down as well and doesn't look like its helping memory this time. MSFT is up mainly due to its connection to IGV and TSLA is always doing its own retarded shit.
Pump resting on the backs of TSLA, NVDA and SAAS now.
yes but people forget, heres another interesting tidbit theres a general consensus that the MAG7 have carried the stock market in recent years MSFT, TSLA, AMZN, and META have all vasty underperformed the index over the last 5 years
TSLA bers going to win. back to $300 within a week
$F investment in $RIVN $CRM . Investment in Anthropic, cash burning business Doesn’t mean their old technology is getting transitioned to new technology, $CRM. they might get punished more like $GM $F Not up like $TSLA
No no no no. Elon is building an”everything company”. Tesla will have advanced electric cars, solar roof tiles, AI, crypto, NFTs, Robots, Spaceships (after merging with spacex obvio), coding specific AI, missiles, hyperloop, X, payments, etc. Also Elon plans to establish colonies in Mars, Jupiter and Neptune. Elon also started building Dyson sphere around earth, its first phase will be completed by September 2027, once that is done, they can launch rockets from the finished portion of dyson sphere. Its not just a car company. Its the future. I’d suggest to buy more TSLA stocks.
$TSLA Calls $MU Puts
Nice TSLA rally I think we'll see 280 after the seminar
I agree $3.50 is probably too low, but the point these guys are trying to make is that TSLA is extremely overvalued.
P/E certainly isn't the only metric to use in a valuation. I agree TSLA's p/e is out of control But if you're putting TSLA at a 15 - 20 p/e valuation, that's more than $3.50
P/E is what matters, and TSLA's is fucking insane. It is priced over 350 times their actual earnings. According to Investing.com, the average P/E for the S&P500 index is between 15 and 20. So yeah, TSLA is overvalued as fuck and would still be even if their share price dropped 80%.
Thing is crazy overblown, at this rate their P/E ratio will rival that of TSLA lmao
When stock performance is that disconnected from company performance, it seems like you’re just gambling. Like if there’s no tangible reasons for TSLA or SPCX to be as valued as highly as they are, then expecting them to continue to go up because others *might continue* to be morons basically positions you to be the current moron and hope someone else saves you. Risky.
My best idea I can give for self-defense is to make the situation go from a good idea for them, to a bad idea for them as quickly as possible TSLA 360C
TSLA 360 close because then it'll only be $60 more until magic marijuana number
TSLA going higher today because various companies earnings minted many new millioners. Speculation they all going to buy a new car.
Bet on fraud TSLA let's go
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $400.00 (above) | $365.78 | $352.75 | +9.4% | Aug 28, 7:11 PM | | **Record** | 3W - 3L | 50% | - | - | - |
NVDA SaaS and somehow TSLA holding the market up. Truly a pump for the ages.
Scalped AMZN and GOOG at open, closed my NVDA csps, shorted NVDA premarket highs, and shorted the TSLA open. I never miss
A TSLA could blow up and kill a family of five and the stock still wouldn’t go down
It's funny how on a day like today you can still buy TSLA and lose money
TSLA still trading in the mid 350s is nuts.
TSLA is a meme stock. Can’t compare it to a real company.
Trading TSLA is like learning a new language. Totally dependent on institutional flows. It’s wild. But can be fun if one catches the wave in low IV with far OTM calls - only underlying I will play those with.
ChillDictator is loading up on TSLA shares at 321 P/E ratio I bet
Over the past 5 years SPY has outperformed AMZN, META, MSFT, NFLX and TSLA
TSLA calls the candle will be lit
Buy TSLA semi-trucks are entering high volume production🚀🚀🚀
The one day I don’t trade SPY puts, it prints. Dicked around with TSLA puts instead & loss
Fundamentals SHOULD drive valuation. But that has not been consistently true in this sector (or the market as a whole) for a while. The number of stocks with consistently good financials that don't move anywhere. Companies like TSLA and SpaceX with valuations many dozens of times larger than earnings. Meme stocks. Etc. TRLV being the heaviest in medical also has a major hand in their performance in recent months (I said uplisting has a major hand, not the only hand). But they also stand to be pushed further back in the line if AU gets rescheduled as well
My win loss rate is literally at 50/50. My average win is $40, my average loss is $200. I'm $800 in the hole. I have $100k buying power, but I'm treating risk management as if I only have $16K. So for this episode I'm down 5%. Do I consider this standard or acceptable for a long term plan, or should I bail before I'm burnt? Win rate 50%, 10 trades Total closed P&L −$848.43 — Wins total +$198.91 (avg +$39.78) — Losses total −$1,047.34 (avg −$209.47) NOK Bear Call +$52.17 JOBY Covered Call +$31.00 NU Bull Put +$73.74 MARA Bear Call +$38.00 NU Covered Call +$4.00 INTC Bear Call −$112.00 MARA BWC −$52.00 RIVN Bearish Debit −$39.34 TSLA Bear Call −$300.00 IBIT Iron Condor −$505.00 INTL gapped hard, TSLA may have gapped as well. As for IBIT, I was not fundamentally expecting the trio of gaps, as I was looking for Sept/Oct for bitcoin activity. In my head, the IBIT was my most attractive play. None of those three where manageable whatsoever. Once gapped, they where full loss. Most of the winners required some management, but where manageable and did not reach full profit.
TSLA that’s actually disgusting… if you’re not going to give us 420.69 elon isn’t going to give us sex robots and destroy the US’ soft power abroad again
Jesus TSLA pull up, daddy Elon needs you to bail out SPCX in a few months
So is TSLA cooked or is it going to get back to the ATHs? I feel like it might be cooked, I’m pretty skeptical on the sex robots and robotaxi pivot…
Bought TSLA 455C at 348.95 at $75 per, two minutes later TSLA was at 349.35 and my calls were down at $70 per
Elon needs SPCX above $200 if he really wants to do the things he is setting out to do, including the merger with TSLA. The fact it cannot even get above $150 must have him shitting his pants. What a disaster
TSLA chart showing blue moving average (9 day) big resistance against the red moving average (50 day) with catalysts in the next couple months.. it was trading upwards in a nice channel for the last month.. but I just made this up.. and added a nice picture to go along with it.. happy trading. https://preview.redd.it/0zzncth0wplh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ae350386fa1ee7227713950288e1c3de9f96a2
GooGoo dolls are peak music. TSLA 370 eow
Hell, it's TSLA so it could happen, but I don't think you gave it enough time. And what's the break even on this? It's going to need to go well beyond $400 to pay for the theta. Should have sold puts instead of buying calls.
It's cheap for a reason...You made a leveraged bet on TSLA because of 'vibes'. It is what it is.
Are you saying I should short TSLA and SPCX?
https://preview.redd.it/7ykzbzrlvmlh1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbbf0f13bf2a6a9c72d614d09dc86d4b677ba24 $TSLA darkpool tape. 🧐🤔🤨
Im extremely bullish maxed out Margin GOOG META RKLB AMZN AVGO RDDT and TSLA
Aight I bought more. I also believe Aurora could someday move into driverless cars and just leapfrog TSLA and Waymo because of their current technology and data.
lmao quick sell before it goes down more and buy TSLA calls !!
As long as TSLA and SPCX continue trading at absurd valuations then I disagree that stupid money is drying up.
Damnit, why didnt I sell my TSLA calls
Sep 4 TSLA calls it not too late
Bullish on TSLA. they got that showcase next week
Odds of TSLA filling that gap this week?
So TSLA just does whatever it wants huh
every fucking TSLA earnings call since 2019
So TSLA was crazy for like 3 hours and now its just behaving? BS
The most annoying thing about TSLA is that there’s no rhyme or reason to its movements it just does shit