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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA 383 or 416 tomorrow. No in between, maybe both same day.
Probably you're both wrong. TSLA earnings are Wednesday.
Yes and No -- "poor" is very subjective. 2011, the year Timmy C took over was the same year Apple first took the mantle of largest Market Cap in the world. They have been at or near the top of the list every year since then. When you are already the biggest company, it is hard to put up the same type of multiples. Further Apple did this as a mostly hardware driven company which has much worse margins than nearly all the companies listed (although services, app store, etc have all grown significantly under Cook). NVDA and TSLA are outliers by far and cant really be compared in the same way IMO. NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade at $50/share give multiple quarters of declining fundamentals, and is only propped up my cult like followers and his circus style promises of robotics coming "any day now". All that said -- Tim Cook was a VERY good CEO from supply chains and building out operations for Apple for many decades. He missed in some potential areas, but he also didnt crater the company. Go look at the top 20 companies in 2011 when he took over vs today. Only a handful are still up there (Google, Amazon, MSFT) - General Electric, IBM, J&J and P&G, AT&T, Wells Fargo all out of that list.
Watch NVDIA this week. Earnings of 2 big partnerships TSLA and INTEL. Today in line, with news of partnerships with ADBE. Remember it haven’t tested that all time high resistance
TSLA is a breakfast-burrito company that thinks it’s in the space data center business.
TSLA is a car company that makes shitty AI that nobody wants.
TSLA makes plastic cars for plastic people.
TSLA earnings will be so bad, they will be the Black Swan that sends SPY to >!800!<
It’s good TSLA is out of the car business. Too much completion in the plastic-car market for prestigious assholes.
Since Tim Cook became CEO Apple valuation increased from $296.5 billion in Aug 2011 to $3.9 trillion at present (13x growth) in 14.5 years of him being Apple CEO. In the same timeframe Microsoft valuation grew by 15x Google by 25x Meta by 25x Amazon by 32x AMD by 95x TSLA by 588x NVDA by 596x So in nutshell, Tim Cook was the poorest performing CEO among his tech peers.
Since Tim Cook became CEO Apple valuation increased from $296.5 billion in Aug 2011 to $3.9 trillion at present (13x growth) in 14.5 years of him being Apple CEO. In the same timeframe Microsoft valuation grew by 15x Google by 25x Meta by 25x Amazon by 32x AMD by 95x TSLA by 588x NVDA by 596x So in nutshell, Tim Cook was the poorest performing CEO among his tech peers.
It's all about perception. Apple valuation increased from $296.5 billion in Aug 2011 to $3.9 trillion at present (13x growth) in 14.5 years of him being Apple CEO. In the same timeframe Microsoft by 15x Google valuation grew by 25x Meta by 25x Amazon by 32x AMD by 95x TSLA by 588x NVDA by 596x So in nutshell, Tim Cook was the poorest performing CEO among his tech peers.
ASTS and TSLA predictions for tomorrow??
where dudes talking about TSLA calls this morning?
Not even close. Look at the numbers since cook became CEO. TSLA gets headlines. Apple gets the dollars
My Mag 7 earnings share price predictions: - Apple = Down (Most expensive Mag 7 excluding $TSLA (trades like a meme stock) and $NVDA (growing revenue 50%+ YOY, with the lowest growth opportunities and CEO replacement) - Google = Flat/slightly up (Bloomberg Terminal surveys and reports showing reduced Q1 ad spend / budgeting, Search AI mode showing high user satisfaction, Gemini Ads rolling out nicely) - Meta = Flat (Bloomberg Terminal surveys and reports showing reduced Q1 ad spend / budgeting) - Amazon = Up (Tariff refunds, high exposure to Anthropic growth, AWS acceleration, continued high capital expenditure a risk if sentiment changes) - Microsoft = Flat (Priced well but Azure tied to Open AI which has openly talked badly about growth on Azure vs AWS in an internal memo, EU nations removing Microsoft from government and leaving Azure) - NVDA = Up (Data shows consistent adoption and growth of AI, despite a transition to custom silicone, Nvidia remains the golden standard and continues selling millions of chips to Meta and Oracle) - TSLA = Up (sales slumping but will go up because Tesla lol)
Lost my ass on TSLA 0dtes then bought a stock that had an offering and lost my ass too i belong on the line bagging fries and frying chicken fuk.
My TSLA puts are up 30%. Haven't made money on TSLA puts since January 2025.
Is TSLA a car company, taxi company, robot company, chip company, software company, AI company, energy company? They are trying to do too much and failing at everythingz
GLJ research has a $25 price target on TSLA.
TSLA modern day Enron and everyone knows it
TSLA to stick a chip up their employees ass and call them robots.
Went in with 10k TSLA Sitting on 9.85k rn Pain
TSLA and UNH calls 🫡
no $TSLA contracts expiring this wednesday 😡😡
Turns out TSLA was hiding money from the government. Not very DOGE of them.
The Prophetic Play of the Day is: TSLA $390 puts 0DTE. TSLA will drop in a big way in the next two hours. We enter at $.40 and look to sell at $1.20+
TSLA will go down to 200, making regards who baught them for 500 live in the shades
Trump will probably announce Hormuz is open again 1min before TSLA earnings
Trump will probably announce Hormuz is open again 1min before TSLA earnings
I'm sitting TSLA out for the first time in a long time
bullish, time to full port TSLA
I’m expecting TSLA to go up or down after earnings
best Elon can do is pump it up with spacex, i dont know maybe they'll agree to buy 10,000 optimus in exchange of prefered stock on spacex so TSLA stock will become all of the suddent a way to get into spacex ipo early
No one knows because it's TSLA
What is TSLA going to do. Are my 420c 0dtes going to die a painful death
Scalped some POET 10C this morning for a 2.5 bagger Would be sitting really pretty if I hadn't decided to yeet $800 into TSLA 420C for the meme lmao
We all know TSLA er numbers are gonna be shit. Calls lmaoooooooooo
The entire story they're telling is very clearly way off. Every step of it is nonsense. But honestly TSLA is proof enough that a horde of people can keep a stock alive far longer than anyone could ever imagine. If people decide to opt in on a scam en masse, then it will no longer be a scam. They'll just keep pouring into it until the value of the stock detaches from any sense of what the underlying math does, and at that point they will have enough breathing room to perpetuate indefinitely with whatever story they tell.
TSLA is a hot steaming pile of shit
TSLA is getting dunked on today
Any pump on TSLA just gets rugged 4 candles later
Buying a few 382.5p on TSLA expiring today for fun and burning money
TSLA $420.69 by tomorrow
I just got some 5* factor on TSLA so it's probably going Titanic soon
Lost on the dumbass TSLA 420c for 420 but got a good price for MSFT 440c
To all the idiots typing "lol, bears" TSLA puts just 5x, AMZN puts 3x and MSFT puts 3x. You have to sell if you play 0dte and playing one side only is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard
Is TSLA gonna turn around for a super V
TSLA calls strait to voice mail
STC 3x TSLA 4.24 420c; 1x @6.88 and 2x @ 6.49; 3x6.35 -> 6.88 + 2x6.49; 19.05 -> 19.86; 4% profit Bad fills… Ah well.
Bought TSLA calls this markets too easy
STC 3x TSLA 4.24 420c; 1x @6.88 and 2x @ 6.49; 3x6.35 -> 6.88 + 2x6.49; 19.05 -> 19.86; 4% profit Bad fills… Ah well.
TSLA 0dte who's wit me??
Everything is red right now, and TSLA is up 15% over the last week
TSLA red LOL. Nobody gives a crap about Elons little PR stunt with 1 robotaxi in dallas and houston..."PLease exit the vehicle safely at 40 MP in the middle of the road " LOL
Wouldn't ASTS fuck up boost TSLA or RKLB?
TSLA def going green at open
If you think about shorting ASTS => beware it's a cult like TSLA. Many bears before you have tried that.
TSLA calls til earnings should be easy money
T mobile/TMUS and TSLA🚀🚀🚀🚀
TSLA could become the first gazillion dollar company overnight if they ditch cars and "pivot" to AI
Both are in great put positions, but Tesla has less moat. Tesla the safer bet. No real news from either to prompt anything. TSLA investors are moving out to go into SpaceX anyway.
sounds like a busy day I’ll check out TSLA
OK, I'll play and go first. I bought puts Thurs before close for NFLX since I bought shares on the way down I am curious if I am going to add or get out of my position at market open. Also have some MSFT calls and IGV. MSTR might be on the up and up and PLTR and TSLA. I closed out all my calls in them last Friday the gap up was too great not to take profit eventhough many expire this Friday. Will get back in and be interesting if we open gap down and there's a bounce with trillions of money in cash that didn't get back in last week.
TSLA bulls look to ASTS to see your coming future after earnings. $270 not a meme.
The earnings aren't relevant, the relevant part is what happens just before. TSLA has fucking ran, so no matter what, the earnings will be red. Though, if the market is red Monday and Tuesday, it might just use that as an excuse to have the earnings hype make it green. It makes no fucking sense but that's always what happens with huge tech earnings.
That's silly since SpaceX is buying all the cars they don't sell. TSLA be going to the moon.
MSFT, META, NFLX, TSLA are all down already. It's so joever lmao.
$PLTR and $TSLA look around nervously..... They are not for eating!!!!!
I’m buying an unhealthy amount of TSLA puts at open.
TSLA, IBM and INTEL Earning is this week 👍
> TSLA is down this year. Wont matter when Elon rolls everything into one company... except to the bag holders.
TSLA overpriced, so.. buy high sell low!
Look at TSLA's P/E. You're using logic. We don't live in a logical market. Just follow along for the ride either way.
The whole market is gambling but playing TSLA earnings either way is just reckless lol
id like to think ive learned to never short TSLA but i havent
TSLA financials are gonna be shit but all they are gonna sell the future outlook and the stock is gonna pump of course. No idea how to play it
TSLA gapping up 6.9% for $420c bulls
I keep hearing ASTS and TSLA investors say this buy LEO is the one securing enterprise contracts left and right and prioritizing placement of satellites for enterprise connectivity first. Yeah they're behind schedule but it's a far cry from the complete failure I keep hearing redditors claim. They don't need to have 10,000 satellites like Starlink.
Probably TSLA somehow
Ima just full port 420 TSLA expiring on 4/20 because nothing makes sense anymore
I don't think so, this stock has a supported cult like TSLA
Assuming it’s TSLA or MSFT
6.9% gap up on TSLA to $428 will leave everyone saying “crap I didn’t buy $420c, IM AN IDIOT!”
Have TSLA, PLTR, MSTR, and bitcoin, not taught you anything about the stock market? Stocks go up because people buy them in order to sell them later for a higher price. Stocks go down because people don't. Valuations, earnings, performance, recessions, outlooks etc are all just justifications for stock movements, not the cause of it. Unless we get a liquidity crisis the stock market will continue to zoom.
TSLA is down this year. The punishment is just going slowly. Gas prices are currently helping them out.
You could short sell ETF shares but imo shorting the market itself it's a terrible idea. You'd be better off shorting specific individual stocks. But unless you DYOR and seriously know what you're doing, you could totally end up getting steamrolled. Many many people have lost their shirts trying to short CNVA and TSLA for instance. The bear thesis being that both companies have terrible fundamentals and absurd valuations. The problem with shorting them though is that neither of these stocks trade on fundamentals. "The market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent."