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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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LOL TSLA been overvalued for years welcome to reality!
TSLA only down 25% from highs is just hilarious. Saudis keep this stock up no matter what
MSFT I get but even Elon doesn't give a shit about TSLA anymore
Of course I had to hold both MSFT & TSLA. FML
Musk has already publicly said the future value of the company is in robotics. He knows TSLA is just another player in the EV market as I predicted would be the case several years ago. There is no IP that protects an "EV", anybody can build one, it's a commodity product. Funny thing is robotics will be a very large market, but general humannoid robot will also be a commodity product. I think it was fair to say TSLA wa first to mass market an EV. They are definitely not first with humannoid robot.
$100B profit a year and people think MSFT should be worth less than TSLA
Check MU. After that check TSLA to see the clown market.
My USO Calls and TSLA puts are printing boys. We are we winning 🥇
MSFT and META being more down from ATH than TSLA deserves a report
How are there still so many people here talking about TSLA MSFT and NVDA?? Can yall really not find any more interesting stocks? Still stuck in 2024
Have you tried a Chinese EV? It’s miles ahead of TSLA in quality. Didn’t believe it until I saw it in person.
apparently SpaceX will buyout TSLA so it gets into SPY straight away ? crazy
Is he outraged because of $580 M. NVDA or TSLA alone eat that in 5’ breakfast at opening
I am so fucking sick of this shit. We used to do DD....chart analysis...meme.....now its just fucking tweets and shitcoins. Sad. TSLA 1000
"in proportion" means you're effectively getting the S&P 499, everything except that one company. It wont "melt you", but it might reduce your gains by 0.4% or something. But yeah, seeing how that bullshit company TSLA is doing, these stocks can stay unreasonably overvalued beyond my comprehension.
probably big move one way off the rip, everyone places their bets, than theta joins the party TSLA randomly moons 14 day pause announced at 4:16 pm
To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
Why does no one here talk about the best long term hold stock, TSLA?
TSLA’s product is to sell shares. The car stuff is just a distraction.
lol TSLA sent me an email reminding me they killed model s and x and i could get the one before the end of the month. No thanks, i'll buy a car that's still in production to hopefully get repair parts in the future.
Did anyone see TSLA published a consensus for deliveries in q1 2026? 365,000 cats consensus lul https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/delivery-consensus-first-quarter-2026
Man I struggle with taking profits too soon. Had TSLA puts today, moved the stop loss up too aggressively and got stopped at 10% gain but could have had 30-50% easily the way it dropped seconds later. Taking profits is fine but that would have made for a nice week.
Nah fuck you TSLA NVDA Bul greedy fuck. Your moms a hoe
Is TSLA above $50? ✅ = we drop more ❌ = we probably drop more
Valuation are not that low. Exhibit A: TSLA
And that’s ok. If you’re not looking at the fundamentals, then you’re gambling. TSLA is now down 25% and I wouldn’t bet on them recovering any time soon. It may also be why Elon is rushing this IPO in arguably the worst environment. To me he looks like he’s a bit desperate. If SpaceX doubles and I miss out, I will be ok with that given how far the valuation is from its fundamentals. Cerebras and Anthropic IPOs are much more exciting to me.
TSLA gapping up 5% tomorrow bet
Getting my dick handed to me on MSFT but at least it's better than GOOGL, META or god forbid TSLA
Facts. TSLA are shares in a reality distortion field. If the distortion holds, the stock goes up. If there are any glitches in the distortion field, the stock goes down.
Cute that you think tesla the business is in any way related to TSLA the stock
Kind of like TSLA stock? Oh wait...
That's probably one of the reasons for this IPO. TSLA has been milked to the max, so new grift is needed.
How many shares do you go short? You can’t exactly see how many shares of TSLA (or whoever) are represented in your QQQ position.
Yeah that one doesn’t make a lot of sense. And people buying garbage like CVNA and TSLA.
TSLA gonna get wrecked by acolytes switching to the new scam
Oh right I can buy TSLA calls tomorrow \*rubs hands\*
Tim Walz somewhere celebrating TSLA actually down
Full disclosure, I bought puts on TSLA, so massive rip incoming
I hope both META and TSLA go to $0 value
Bought December 155 puts on TSLA
I hate when market is picky on fundamentals. One news and MU/SNDK obliterated 2 days straight. Barrage of “bad” news and TSLA down by 3%
it's unacceptable to me that TSLA is only down 2.5%
It at least still worked mid 2022 with for-pay social media accounts. I reported a handful of Reddit accounts and YouTube accounts to the SEC and got refunded on my AMD and TSLA losses enough to recoupe most of my losses. Google and Reddit shutdown those users accounts. The SEC flagged them for violating the IAA because they were accepting money (and they can't use "not financial advice if they're taking money). These days I'm not getting follow up after filling the usual TCR complaint form. The usual thing you can do is sign up to one of these for-pay guy plugging a stock that you've lost on, and then report them and show proof of payment. It's a pretty small price to pay to get back some losses.
question... is it me, or the drawdowns for big names are starting to become worse than 2022? the index is just lies at this point, everything else has been in a bear market for months... is this too big of a regarded take? MSFT -34%, META -30%, GOOGL AMZN TSLA NVDA almost -20%, financials and software are also kinda fucked I don't remember 2022 being much worse, except SPY was down way more ofc
TSLA is worth more than META now lmao
TSLA if they make it is much bigger than META most META products are essentially wasting human lives collectively
META worth less than TSLA is absurd
Im buying TSLA. I mean look at those fundamentals. Very resilient during times of war and bear markets
TSLA will be the last Mag7 left standing at this rate
Every ounce of retard in my body wants to buy TSLA puts here
ATTENTION RETARDS: The new directive is to destroy TSLA 🚗💥 Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sold my TSLA puts yesterday that I bought at the top way way too early.
>SpaceX reportedly could file for an IPO this week LET'S GET SOME HYPE GOING AROUND HERE! Muskfans will rotate out of TSLA into SpeshX. TSLA WILL DUMP TO REAL VALUATION of $20
Can’t wait until TSLA and MSFT touch tips
Are we kicking MSFT out of mag7 before TSLA???
More like TSLA, MSFT is oversold.
Not everyone bought at 10. Even if they did they could ve sold 5 yrs ago and put profits in NVDA or any other FAANG and made way more returns. TSLA hasn’t even kept up with inflation last 5 yrs. Open your eyes.
Buying shares are $10 and stock is currently worth close to $400 is destroying wealth? What am missing here? Do you know that anyday now Elon's wealth will be over a trillion right? SpaceX will IPO around 1.5-1.75 trillion and his ownership is 42%. He can literally buy half of TSLA for fun. I'm buying the company doesn't mean I like or support Elon. Just another rich ahole.
Same. Sold PLTR, META, TSLA. Never buying again.
Ok-cry is retarded but why is everyone crying about MSFT, literally every mega cap is beaten down and even TSLA will get a bump by association
Why people buying msft when TSLA is the only stock you really need? If I had to buy and hold, there is only one stock I would hold. Thing is I don't hold stocks so no TSLA for me
The market is largely speculative, and share price doesnt need to be tied to actual profitability of the company. Especially with dividends so unutilized today, theres often little actual company proceeds finding their way to investors and instead shareholders rely on reselling their shares to extract profit. Look at TSLA for an exaggerated example. And share price, conversely, doesnt really affect the company unless they want to issue more shares. Im not saying our economy isnt fucked, im saying that our economy doesnt need to be good for the market to moon. Or, what im saying is the stock market is far closer to functioning like the crypto market than it ever has been. It could absolutely rip your face off rallying back to where it was before the war in a few short days.
So TSLA is dead, SpaceX is gonna rocket now
Biggest question is what’s gonna happen with TSLA share price??
The SpaceX IPO will likely create short-term TSLA volatility. A pre-IPO pop, followed by a temporary dip as investors rotate capital into SpaceX, then stabilization post-IPO, with long-term upside if Musk’s ecosystem narrative drives real integration.
One thing I noticed recently is TSLA moves directly with SPY. Why?
It’s a valid theory honestly. Might be good for a short on TSLA depending on price action the first few days.
Nope. Been in TSLA since they $10 per share days and will also buy SpaceX. Some of us make money from jobs to buy shiny new stuff.
I bailed a while ago. TSLA as well. I'll look for gains that align with my morals. I support anyone that feels this way with any company/ entity/ leader, even if my opinion is different
Musk Bros may sell TSLA shares to buy the new shiny shit
Will it make TSLA do this 📈
TSLA, it will be green even if someone detonates a nuke, very stable lmao
TSLA's P/E ratio is only 358? Now that's what I call a 🅱️argain
Full port TSLA 250P 30th Mar
Every Mag 7 stock is now in a double-digit drawdown: AAPL -11% NVDA -13% GOOG -16% AMZN -16% TSLA -20% META -24% MSFT -32%
Compared to entirely rational TSLA investors? It’s vibes the entire way down
Honestly, I’m ready to be a gay bear, things do look really expensive and houses ARE being built like crazy despite being unaffordable Puts on what?!?! TSLA obviously
holding TSLA calls for next week is a death trap, right? I should sell and not swing, right?
Some are legit like AMD, NVDA, ASTS, PLTR and even TSLA were all reddit stock pick before they become what they are today
wouldnt that mean TSLA will crash when its officially announced? Since people would want to buy spaceX?
TSLA going to 390 before close because of SpaceX IPO rumor mill. Load calls now, thank me later.
I wonder how long it'll be before TSLA absolutely rips for no reason again. TSLL under $14 looks like a fuckin steal.
PLTR, TSLA and META are the absolute scum of this earth
TSLA is sucha shit company I wanna see it drill just because I hate it.
The Prophetic Play of the Day is: $TSLA 390 calls 0DTE. There will be a large pump to end the session in the next few hours. SPY options are too expensive due to high IV, so we buy TSLA as a proxy to the general market. It also has the potential retard momentum from SpaceX IPO rumors.
I hate to say it, but TSLA is probably going to rocket on all these SPACEX IPO rumors.
Just like TSLA this will also be an ELMO stock completely decoupled from reality. Its kind of funny
Why no NVDA on here? Its up more than TSLA
Surprised TSLA isn't pumping on oil shock news, should be bullish for electric cars. Sadly they have confused everyone with their robot army stuff