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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Somehow I am more bullish on $INTC than on $TSLA. Let $INTC be the next mega-pump.
This is why I own AAPL, GOOG, AMZN, MSFT, NVDA and META. I used to own TSLA as well until I found out that Elon was such a douche and well fuck him so I sold that shit.
TSLA had sales growth, and eventually became profitable. TSLA now trades like bitcoin and will eventually tank after x more negative quarters. BYND has negative earnings, declining sales, and substantial debt, with no path forward. Regardless of what you consider it, BYND has terrible fundamentals.
You think TSLA is good for society? Cool.
These TSLA yolo puts are for sure gonna print
Bro I got robbed of my TSLA banbet by 40c !banbet
Who’s gambling on TSLA rn, show urself
Waymo is currently scaling to numerous cities lol. TSLA is in how many cities? Just let me know when TSLA robotaxis takeover from all their “data” and I’ll admit I was wrong. For now I’ll buy more GOOG
Interesting to see TSLA green and NVDA red. Thought those two memes got married
TSLA $433 come onnn let a regard live
Drunk as fuck on this Barcelona bus with a $427.15 TSLA port will this get me home in one piece
because its TSLA and will always go up
TSLA needs to come back up let’s fucking go
GOOG, NVDA, APPL all red, TSLA headed there
If everyone here disagrees it will confirm that my TSLA and GLD puts will print Monday-Friday of next week
-107% in TSLA now, avg cost 420.00.
Would love it if TSLA will go red
TSLA longs are like sixty years old now and will believe anything so long as they see it read to them on a TV screen.
NVDA charting looking like TSLA chart’s evil twin brother right about now
Gigga pump for my TSLA shares 🕺🏽
Degen Woods’s price target for TSLA? 2000. Woods proceeds to sell TSLA and buy COIN. You just can’t make this shit up lol
My poots need ADBE, ANF, MSTR and TSLA to drill today NVDA GOOGL WULF APLD calls
Gas so cheap I’m thinking time for TSLA puts
I will buy puts once TSLA pumps on pure retard strength to 445
Congrats Boys. Unless you are posting from a psych ward, prison, the afterlife. You survived another holiday alone. I am proud of you. Everything is temporary. This too shall pass. Positions: TSLA, TLT, SPY
It all makes sense now. TSLA is a proxy stonk for when Elong Ma perfects neuralink and creates planet of the apes IRL
TSLA cultists are rich regards, regard.
TSLA being this high means that the minimal wage is too high in US. You are overpaying the regards
This was a big issue of mine back in 2010ish or so. A lot names just kept trending higher. TSLA was a complete shit show. PCLN too, even more so, but people like TSLA. I would be in and out of weekly calls several times a day, and often times the same or next strike out. It was intoxicating for several years and I’ve made out like a kardashian. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I used to be “cash at close” and then I’d miss the honey badger moves(honey badger didn’t give a shit; and TSLA was that honey badger for years. Market could take a shit, but TSLA was surging.) It was well before I found my relative strength plays but same idea.
TSLA 0dte calls tomorrow. or puts
I have TSLA puts for January expiry and feeling like they are fucked. Why do I do this to myself? Oh yeah, I’m a degenerate gambler, that’s why
Fuc a job, can't find shit rn as someone in their 20's, I got 40k and gonna request 20-30k from my parents and try to survive from trading. I do live with them still and plan to, cause I'm broke. TSLA is going to $2800 by 2035 so maybe I can have over 200k by then
Waymo (GOOG) already have robotaxis operating in multiple cities lol. TSLA just dreaming of it
Dump on Monday darling. All the dirty TSLA, NVDA, ORCL can go
Massive win! See, that’s when I’d definitely keep TSLA. There just isn’t a major downside to me with that. But buying in a $400-whatever? Nah. Not at all comfortable, despite how large it is. You did it the smart way.
Might sound a bit counter intuitive because while IV and volatility are big components…ultimately I’m looking for stocks that have a history of increasing their dividend, and options with decent liquidity. Remember that many of the stocks that have increased volatility numbers option traders look for aren’t always stocks you are OK being stuck holding for long periods of time which can happen if you’re short a put and the stock tanks and you get assigned. For example would you rather be stuck holding TSLA after Elon opens his mouth and waiting 2-4 months to get back to a place you can sell calls against it….or would you rather be stuck holding a stock like T which still pays you a 4-5% dividend while you’re waiting for it to come back to a point you can start selling calls?
Great thoughts but you are over thinking $TSLA based on what we know it’s is very inflated. The catch is it trades like a meme stock, so fundamentals aren’t as useful. I trade this up and I trade it down, I use charts and technicals a lot and it has been working. I don’t time it perfectly but it has paid well.
Lol look at TSLA it literally has 250+ P/E forever
You meant TSLA to $10,000 surely?
Open the casino! TSLA and AMZN are ready to go down baby 😮💨
20%? TSLA usually moves that much while I’m microwaving noodles
What has improved and how much better is it now? I haven't really been following the tech but I own a bunch of TSLA in my ETFs so I'm curious.
Difficult call. I think I’d go with TSLA. At least they might have a product one day sells
Made a grand on one scam stock (MSTR) today and lost 200 bucks on another scam stock (TSLA)..not sure which scam I believe in more now 🤔
Made a grand on one scam stock (MSTR) today and lost 200 bucks on another scam stock (TSLA)..not sure which scam I believe in more now 🤔
All I’m asking for Christmas is SPY 700 or 620, MSFT 520, MSTR 150, TSLA 0
In November 2019 TSLA was around $22 and Elon wasnt yet the richest man in the world
Money may not even be a thing in 10 years. And yet retards are still asking why TSLA not at 0
IF GME was a MEME stock.. what is TSLA??
Strictly following TA is a losing strategy imo. RSI is ok as a riskiness metric such as gauging if you’re buying at the top or looking at a falling knife, but understanding what’s driving the stock matters more imo. I feel like TA is a goto approach for people who don’t want to be bothered with understanding an industry/company, why economic data affects markets, or think every company is as detached from fundamentals like PLTR/TSLA.
I just bought puts. If we go red, TSLA goes very red?
That was a nice dump at the end and i bought puts before that ...... on TSLA ..
Tell me who the most successful TSLA short is? Michael Burry, Steve Eisman, Jim Chanos, David Einhorn, and Bill Gates? I tell you people all the time, but you just don't listen.
Everything can pump for all I care. I just need TSLA and Buttcorn 🌽 to die
Nice gain bro, TSLA been wild. I only track it on charts tbh but even Bitget onchain heatmap shows when the AI hype goes crazy, TSLA sometimes pumps along. Crazy market rn
The weirdest thing about TSLA seemingly being still able to generate robotaxi hype is that I thought it was obvious at this point that Google is dog walking them on that front
Any news on why TSLA is a straight 90 up for last 30 min?
lol they haven’t let a TSLA pump hold in like 3 months, soon as I buy puts though
Spy 680 propped up on TSLA back right now. Tesla such good company. Numbers great. Def should be pumping. Robots are everywhere. STFU
Now TSLA turn to carry the s&p? Lmfao. On what? What made Tesla pump like this today. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.
TSLA finally putting in a new HOD
I'm doing it, time for my risky play TSLA puts 😂
I have read comments TSLA stock is overvalued by many measures compared to other companies. I have read comments stating TSLA is losing percentage market share, and now has many more competitive options than before. I have read comments that TSLA has promised many things they will not deliver on (the latest will be half the US having access to Robotaxi by year end). I agree with all those statements - are you disputing them? It's amusing how the "supporting" comment for TSLA is the one that lacks anything of substance.
>The robotaxi rollout in Austin is expanding toward a 60-vehicle fleet by December 2025, with plans to push into eight to ten metro areas after that. I saw Analysts still backing the progress they’re seeing in FSD, calling it the point where Tesla still leads. You know GOOGL Waymo has over 2,000 autonomous vehicles; where no safety driver is required. Waymo has SAE L4 autonomous certification (means fully autonomous within a restricted area). TSLA Robotaxi still requires a human safety monitor to sit in their cars during rides. TSLA FSD has only achieved SAE L2 autonomous certification (means human driver is required at all times and ready to take control if needed). You tell me who "leads".
I wonder if that dude really full ported TSLA puts on Monday...
Everything getting rugged but TSLA holding strong SMH
TSLA's daily chart makes no sense, as per usge
Random -3% red day on TSLA save my puts MM’s
This is just a meme stock. There’s no real logic to Tesla. If you had this stock when it was a few dollars, sure, keep it. But trying to understand what it’s doing is an exercise in futility. My personal opinion is that it’s Elno’s personal pump and dump. He manipulates his stock, yes, but it’s really a shambles. People talk about nvdia being the next Enron, but I’d say TSLA is more likely to be the next Enron… or worse, the next Madoff. Going by Elno, probably the next Madoff.
So now it’s TSLA turn to hold it up for a. Hour? wtf lmao
TSLA rising wedge would be comical
TSLA, don’t be shy. SQUEEEEZE.
I feel like a cuck with these TSLA calls
SPY up, TSLA down. Is the market healing?
lol need TSLA at 400 EOD somehow
Enron Musk said TSLA will make more chips than TSMC tomorrow or something, naturally the algos loved it.
Dump TSLA and corn others can pump. I dont think i ask for too much
Losing money on TSLA puts even on this dip is masterclass levels of retardation
P/E on CVNA 80. I guess that still looks cheap compared to TSLA.
TSLA above 400$ is human rights violation
TSLA above 400$ is human rights violation
You may not like it but here is the truth.... !banbet TSLA -7% 7d
There goes TSLA pumping on pure retard strength
Loading up TSLA puts at open
TSLA, CVNA, PLTR puts
I don’t need the ‘AI bubble’ to pop, I just want TSLA holders to realize their car company is fucked.