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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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That's how research typically goes. This is theoretical stuff and is very valuable. However, in practice, the performance of the stock is often uncorelated with their profits. See TSLA for more details.
As much as making and losing 90k hurts, at least I’m not the Canadian guy who made $415M on TSLA and lost every single penny of it. Could’ve been much much worse. Seems impossible to ever regain your sanity again after something like that.
True, and my statement is a bit weaseley to account for that. All of the broker PM definitions I have read refer to SPAN, describe an additional variable or two, and don't publish a PM formula that can be followed. I sell SPX, RUT, NDX option spreads and the BP difference between those and, say, TSLA options is obvious.
Fidelity's Clean Energy ETF (FRNW) has had a great year. While it stalled recently, it had been climbing so regularly for a long time that I was able to buy, wait for a rise, sell, wait for a slight dip, buy back and repeat for much of the year. Mixed with international stocks, gold, and a few selected US investments, FRNW has buoyed my retirement portfolios for much of the year since I bailed on US markets early in the year. I'm at a point where I'm most comfortable being heavy in cash, but with this mix, I've been able to track well ahead of US bonds with much less risk. All of those investments have kicked ass on US stocks this year. FRNW is a nice way to spread out risk and still be in the alternative energy sector. It has much less liquidity than big funds though so you do need to be mindful of bid-ask spreads and such. Overall, it's been nice feeling like I could make money on an investment that seemed like it was doing something positive, and I've been glad that TSLA isn't part of the mix. If AI is going to happen anyway, it might as well be supported with green energy. I do wonder if concern over an AI bubble might be what's causing this fund (and so the sector as a whole) to lose its momentum.
It’ll behave like TSLA, completely irrational and high volatility.
Yeah, I probably didn't explain it too well. But for example, I bought 8 stocks on Kazakhstan's exchange. Essentially bought everything that didn't look like complete crap and wasn't evidently overvalued. Most stocks didn't move much, but one made 6x. Sold it. Started buying back when it was cheap again. Reinvested capital gains into the other 7. You're not gonna get those spikes in Mag7, especially not these stupid valuations. Largest companies at 30-50 P/E is insane no matter how you calculate it. If they fall back 10-19, perfectly possible, it's happened before, META Nov. 2022, GOOGL Apr. 2025 I'm in again. TSLA has been a bad stock since late 2020. If I look at a 5 year chart, it underperformed most of the major ETFs while also paying no dividends and being very volatile. 300 P/E today. I'm not even gonna bother with it. I'd rather close my eyes and hit buy on a random BRVM stock. It is less destructive.
I understand the fear — macro cycles, liquidity, and speculation absolutely matter. But calling a **90% Nasdaq crash “next week”** is where history and probability start to part ways. Especially given **today is the last day of 2025**, it’s probably worth zooming out instead of anchoring on a single date-driven prediction. Looking at **actual historical behavior of the Mega-7 (AAPL, MSFT, NVDA, AMZN, GOOGL, META, TSLA)**: * Even across **2000–2002**, **2008**, and **2020**, we don’t see instant, straight-line collapses — we see **volatility clustering, sharp drawdowns, counter-trend rallies, and regime shifts**. * Rate cuts historically show up during periods of **maximum uncertainty**, but they’re usually **reactive**, not the starting gun for a multi-year 90% wipeout. * What really matters is **earnings durability + balance-sheet strength** — and mega-caps behave very differently from broad speculative indices when stress hits. From a probability perspective: * Around policy pivots, **downside days increase**, but so do **large upside reversals**. * Mega-caps show **higher pivot frequency** (trend breaks and reversals) rather than one-directional crashes. * Historically, **all-in exits during peak fear** have a lower long-term win rate than **measured de-risking** (position sizing, diversification, staged exits). Being defensive makes sense. Being **certain** about extreme outcomes usually doesn’t. Markets don’t move on narratives — they move on **distributions, probabilities, and liquidity**. Genuinely curious how others here are thinking about risk management *rather than* all-or-nothing calls.
TSLA is a company selling dreams
Seriously wouldn’t normally ask but I’ve become retarded and my 18k in TSLA calls are now worth 2k expiry 1/09 so I hold through an hope for 500+ before expiry or cut my losses 🫣
TSLA weekly calls fucken cooked to bits, I done fucked up bad this time
Coming soon Tesla robots you can kiss. Calls on TSLA
Ok smarties, why should I not full port a bunch of poor man’s covered puts on TSLA at this point?
Sat in BYDs in Thailand and Mexico. Honestly it’s kinda mind blowing how much value they offer. People always compare the models to the TSLA equivalent to point out their flaws but for the price, looks, features - they are badass vehicles for sure.
TSLA is rather gonna be $600+ by spring or… $250 - $300.
TSLA valuation has been divorced from reality for years. This shit actually does run on vibes.
TSLA missing car sales # is actually bullish
I think easy solution is that xAI, boring company, neuralink to buy a bunch of — model 3s for mid tier and lower levels model y for senior techs model s & x for upper management Must turn to a performance metric as well. Do you $TSLA ? Yes/No 😁😂
Nope. As soon as I started seeing the Tesla cult spamming this board with 'TSLA to 500' all month, I had a feeling it would start dumping as soon as it gets to around 490
TSLA probably not hitting 500 this year at this rate
Fuck. Watching TSLA price action right now is making me regret selling my short position earlier. Im absolutely livid 😩
clearly you are new to TSLA shitposting / shorting. it just reached ATH a few weeks ago on no news whatsoever. the P/E has had no basis in reality for 3+ years. stock just pumps up and down on random memes and trading activity
Is 2026 the year of TSLA reckoning I feel like putting a large gamble on TSLA JAN 2027 $300 puts
If TSLA is worth $20, it's being snapped up like crazy right now, lmao
Inventory can be exported to other countries for gradual sales. TSLA's global sales performance remains quite solid.
Yes, you have a point. But why would they deliberately release those figures? TSLA's stock price has fallen significantly, erasing $150 billion in market value.
TSLA is unlikely to reach new all-time highs again.
Space and semiconductors for long-term play, a lot of Congress members sitting on regulatory committees are buying, look at Nancy Pelosi's faith in $AVGO and $NVDA. I'm 21 and going with one ETF ($SMH for semiconductors, best nonleveraged performer of past decade & +50% YTD), space stocks ($RKLB, $ASTS, $PL), reliable big tech holds ($GOOG, $TSLA, $MSFT), and $CELH because I'm addicted to them (+70% YTD). And even if space doesn't totally blow up in 2026, it's the future and great to hold into the 2030s.
I think this is a biased take. Just because TSLA is having those problems does not mean that SpaceX will see declining profits. Space is a gigantic frontier and SpaceX is the cream of the crop with literally near infinite expansion potential over the next 10-100? 1000? years
Best of luck TSLA BULLS [Tesla Broadcasts Downbeat Sales Estimates In Unusual Move](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-30/tesla-tsla-compiles-downbeat-average-estimates-for-its-vehicle-sales?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc2NzEyNjU4NSwiZXhwIjoxNzY3NzMxMzg1LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJUODJQRTdLSzNOWTkwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiIyODEwRTI4NDA4QkE0NTdBOTBERDFGRjU4QjhCN0Y4RiJ9.5sOgN4dbwCK-4hmAoCYo6cfIKZbXT0eeRqe3DK9BciE)
* Tesla cash on hand for the quarter ending September 30, 2025 was **$41.647B**, a **23.77% increase** year-over-year. * Tesla cash on hand for 2024 was **$36.563B**, a **25.67% increase** from 2023. * Tesla cash on hand for 2023 was **$29.094B**, a **31.14% increase** from 2022. * Tesla cash on hand for 2022 was **$22.185B**, a **25.29% increase** from 2021. [https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/cash-on-hand](https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/cash-on-hand)
TSLA is waiting for me to purchase shares for the price to crash.
drop TSLA down to 400 and i will buy calls 👀
Maybe more TSLA calls will save you?
!Banbet TSLA $600 FEB 20 2026
I don't care about the possible value. I don't care about the genius potential of the employees who work there. I don't care about the possibility of pushing the human frontier. When Elon Musk threw up a Nazi salute, I promised to never financially support him again. Deleted Twitter, sold my TSLA shares. I know lots of people who run other companies are massive douchebags as well, but publicly throwing up a Nazi salute certainly is a line that's easy not to cross. Fuck. That Guy.
TSLA lookin like a snack here
I went all in on TSLA shares at $480. Gonna hold till 2040
RIVN out performing TSLA on 1y, ytd
That TSLA strike is umm insane, even for the mythical entity that is TSLA.
TSLA and PLTR are like toxic relationships we just can’t quit…
TSLA dying in real time. Don't know why but I love to see it
TSLA on that flushy to 50dma
TSLA going to dump till earnings next month?
The trick is to reinvest the premium into ETFs for a year or so, and then reinvest premiums into shares of the same company. With a volatile stock like TSLA or NVDA, your weekly premiums over one or two years will match the price of 100 shares without too much drama.
Elon needs to stay a tech CEO and stop trying to act like he is one of us. Cock sucker is out there tweeting about how the somalis should be tried for fraud. TSLA is the largest fraudster out of MAG7. If the democrats do eventually win office, i am almost certain Elon will start pandering to them
Wow DID not expect that gay shrek candle on TSLA
We're looking at the same situation and seeing something different, I guess the time frame changes perspective. I would argue Rivian, Lucid, Nio, etc, all received an absolutely massive tailwind from TSLA - I think the TSLA tailwind was the primary reason any of them made it public at all (at least at the time they did). But tailwinds are only temporary, hence the eventual crash for these. I do think SpaceX going public will be a tailwind for many other space stocks, but yeah that'll also going to lead to some losers as not every company has the luck/ability to effectively capitalize on the sector hype.
TSLA is just going to bleed out for the remainder of the day. This shit is NASTY.
TSLA made a bunch of people millionaires. Love it or hate it, the stock delivers
When TSLA started really taking off in 2020, there were a bunch of EV companies that went public via SPAC with huge valuations because of TSLA hype. Then they mostly all collapsed, I think RIVN is the only one above its SPAC levels. If SpaceX goes public at $1.5T, lets pretend launching is half that and satellite service is the other half (not the case, just for simple example). If RKLB and ASTS are able to offer the same service, then are they both worth $750B? Obviously more nuance than that, you can argue timelines, the Elon multiple, or a bunch of other factors. But there is evidence that a public company booming in one sector often raises the competitions valuations, at least temporarily, as people are looking for the next one.
5 hours for TSLA to be +0.15% absolute cinema market.
0 coverage of TSLA Samsung deal going from 2.9 billion to 7k.
How tf is TSLA red again. Algos ruining the markets fr.
Reddit felt the same way about EV stocks and chasing TSLA hype in 2021 and got absolutely destroyed buying Rivian, Lucid, Nio, Xpeng and every EV charging company. Even BYD the best of the bunch is flat since late 2021 underperforming the market. I’d be careful most space stock valuations are already way too high even if they are solid profitable companies. Of course Reddit won’t like me for saying this since they are all in on these stocks right now.
im in FJET for the long run. Just a small position 140 shares. Will see where its at in a year or two or 5. Hoping its like the next TSLA or something lol.
bro I dont own TSLA, I'm just telling you it gets traded because the name is the news all the time, same as PLTR. You guys also have to realize these are dorky reddit narratives and most people in the real world arent even aware of this stuff.
Why is it a tailwind? When electric cars took off it helped TSLA but didn't help less successful competitors
Anyone care to explain why TSLA would be green on a 15% drop in deliveries? Mind numblingly stupid.
How does that work when some people here love TSLA and some hate it? Reddit is not a monolith
Your title reads like TSLA copium despite the fact that your analysis is reasonable and actual post is defensible. Unfortunately that means you're highly likely to get downvoted, since so many only read the former.
All the negative sentiment drives (no pun intended) TSLA higher
Interesting thesis. I wish I could pass IBKRs annoying options lvl 2 guardrails so I can short TSLA (which I already wanted to outside of your argument) but I’m probably too poor on IBKR
\+1.2k doubled down when TSLA was at 455
tsla up .55% lmao. How much did you have down if that measily .55% for TSLA did anything
None of the mags except TSLA are missing anytime soon tbh
TSLA calls came in clutch. See yall next year. Next i will stop revenge trading.
My TSLA long position is lookig good, shake shake shake.
Buddy I sold out for a massive loss, I needed to TSLA at 514 within the next 7 days just to break even ain’t happenings I took the loss
LMAO how is that piece of shit still above $450? I haven't touched it all year. Fuck TSLA.
revenge trading paid off i cant beleive it LFG TSLA
Dude, you have so much to live for. If you took 500 to 90K, that’s a lot better than I’ve ever done and I’m in my late 40’s. I currently nurse 1000 in an account right now and day trade TSLA options simply using all my indicators I have lifetime access too now. Squirrel away what you need, study your charts, green is good day by day no matter how small. Figure it out; you’re young.
Revenge trading and added more TSLA 460Cs we already know how this is going to play out. I need to stop ~~gambling~~ trading.
When I dont own TSLA calls: TSLA + 3 to 7% When i own TSLA calls: TSLA -3% + 0.5% I hate this game man
Why in the world is TSLA green right now?
Because TSLA is so popular as a meme stock, it just gets a lot of volume for day trading. Until its out of the headlines its always going to go up. There are definitely "dark buyers" like Saudis and Russians, but its also just a really popular stock to trade.
Bought more TSLA at 454, target 500.
who’s buying TSLA right now lol
TSLA making new lows everyday guhh
Do i close my 460C TSLA for a small gain, or hold them till they lose all value
Sold all my short positions on TSLA @ 455, might regret doing so 😔
It is amazing that TSLA shares have appreciated so much at the same time their business is in decline.
No matter WHAT I hold, calls or puts, TSLA finds a way to fuck me
TSLA getting slapped again
TSLA just got shot in the neck 😂📉
Sold my TSLA puts for 35% yesterday…do I dare re enter or did it find retard support strength at 462
In 2006, I bought shares of Mastercard IPO and Apple. I sold in 2008, made a nice profit, nothing life changing. If I just held and did nothing else, I’d be a millionaire today. If I sold MA & AAPL in 2012 and put the proceeds into TSLA and NFLX and just held, I’d be a multi millionaire. Hindsight is 20/20
Swiss Cheese on Italian bread baked in a toaster oven may not be healthy, but it tastes so good and I will never know love ever again. Positions QQQ and TSLA
Tell him that TSLA stock is falling and he should check his portfolio. That should distract him long enough for you to escape.