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0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
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it will come out that elons been boosting whatever paypal bro fund to slam calls and delta on TSLA this whole time. guaranteed.
Agreed — and it is almost completely wrapped up in the cult of Elon. If he fell down the stairs tomorrow and croaked, the stocks would plummet and I’m not sure they would recover. Pps is proportional to the myth, although that is changing a bit. Everybody knows that TSLA demo was some PT Barnum trick that won’t be a reality on any road for a long time.
I have a nephew that is a 20 year-old millionaire because his father bought him early shares of TSLA. Failed company indeed!
As much as it shouldn’t happen, TSLA is going to rally tomorrow. Though there’s a chance they beat and it tanks.
why is TSLA going up so much? did they release a sex robot?
What is the TSLA price that ensures Musk gets his $1T?
Man I hope SPCX becomes the next TSLA and keeps going up. I’d be super rich
If you aren't with ELON for TSLA and SPCX you're on the wrong side of History.
Nah, TSLA will push the merged company into the S&P500.
Buy the ETF and short TSLA and SPCX each by 1/100 of the money spent on the ETF. Simple.
SPCX' s "surprise" earnings was just to squeeze some money before election. Puts on SPCX and TSLA after November.
Cathie Woods says TSLA is gonna make me a millionaire!! later nerds
What else is new, the second he got that compensation package that awarded him a trillion dollars if he managed to get TSLA to an 8.4 trillion valuation he began planning the SPCX IPO only so he could do this. What is amazing is that he just gets away with this shit
Lmao I meant to comment that on the TSLA SPCX merger post how did I do that here lol
Remember TSLA pumped on flying rocket and dumped the next day. Don’t get too excited yet.
#Why did TSLA only pump 1.7% when SPCX is up almost 10%? LMAO🤌
TSLA going to pump to 450 because nothing makes sense anymore
What would be an easy way to buy an ETF that is VOO minus TSLA_SPCX?
SPCX investors are about to bail out TSLA.
leveraged how? he didn't use his TSLA shares to buy twitter (other than dumping lots on the open market to raise the $) and since then x.ai bought twitter, then spacex bought x.ai.
Always do the opposite of Reddit hivemind - so believe it or not, TSLA/SPCX calls.
TSLA going to 500 by end of year would be fucking hilarious
>Tesla is profitable Yes, but not to the tune of a $1.5 trillion market cap. It has a P/E of 350 which is one of the highest currently in the market and easily the largest. I'd doubt any other company with around that P/E even exceeds $50-100 billion market cap. If Nvidia had TSLA's P/E its market cap would be $67 trillion, or about 80% of all the money in the world. >is working on groundbreaking technology and has very little competition. Chinese EVs are destroying Tesla in the global market, especially BYD. The only reason Tesla has little competition in certain places is due to Chinese EV import tariffs (which the US had negotiated for previously and are now being taken down in many contries due to deteriorated relations with the US). If BYD was allowed to operate in the US, Tesla would be fucked. They do some cool things, but SpaceX is the company actually building groundbreaking technology. As much as I am not a fan of Elon's, Reusable rockets and Starlink are genuinely amazing tech advancements. Tesla, however does not do those things. I guess they have some really good EV battery manufacturing? >They are on the verge of both a robotics and self driving revolution (or not) and the market is speculating that Tesla can pull it off. They've been "on the verge" of many things for over a decade. Speculation can only go so far if you never deliver on anything.
This is the team that cracked rockets and low orbit satellite internet. Their cousins over at TSLA cracked EVs into commercial usage. I'm sure they'll be fine, against reddittor neckbearding lol
So what’s the target share price for TSLA with a merger? Wasn’t there some threshold for musk to get a gazillion more dollars?
Wait… does this mean that TSLA earnings tomorrow can rug pull SPCX…?
The detail that matters most here is the vote math. Musk says Tesla would need 50% of **all outstanding shares**, not 50% of votes cast. That’s a much higher bar. Every share that doesn’t vote effectively counts as a “no,” and Tesla has a huge retail base that historically doesn’t all show up. Expect a massive proxy campaign if this gets to a vote. Also worth noting: special committees of independent directors are the standard playbook when the controlling figure sits on both sides (Musk himself called it out as “conflicted”). Ira Ehrenpreis being on both boards will get scrutiny too. For anyone watching the political side: Congress has been pretty quiet on TSLA lately. Only one member reported a Tesla trade since July, a $1K–$15K sale in August, per the House Clerk filings. Will be interesting to see if that changes now.
not correct, friend. He owns \~18% of TSLA. Also, according to Claude, here is a list of 4 recent votes by shareholders that went against Musk. There are huge institutional investors that have often lobbied against Musk's proposals. I assure you, if he tries to buy TSLA for less than a fair price, there will be pushback. 1. **2021** – Declassify the board (annual director elections) 2. **2022** – Proxy access (easier for shareholders to nominate directors) 3. **2024** – Simple majority vote (scrap supermajority requirements) 4. **2025** – Annual election of directors
Maybe look at TSLA revenue guidance and build a case that he misleads investors
So Elon can borrow more against his stocks and not worry about TSLA dropping enough to make him have to sell more stock to pay back loans based on higher collateral in a loop of losses.
pro tip: TSLA good earnings just got priced in afterhours. You can make a bag shorting it for tomorrow
TSLA shot up after hours too i have 2 180 calls hopefully it keeps going haha
Who in their right mind is just now buying into GOOG, NVDA, and TSLA?! You are about to get Burned real bad!! 🤣😂
Alright fine ill buy TSLA its just regarded enough to work
Imagine if TSLA went to $600 by end of year
But doesnt everyone on WSB already claim TSLA is a cash hemorrhaging fraud, ponzi scheme, etc.? So why is everyone mad if he buys it with SPCX? Either it's worthless or not? Can't have it both ways.
I remember when TSLA made this same move last week then closed the next day blood red down 5%
I've made money buying and shorting both TSLA and SPCX at various points. Sounds like you take his micropeen in your folds lmao. Morgan Brennan remains little more than a cheerleader who is hotter than you for a weird rich scam artist.
ELI5 what this means for my TSLA shares
TSLA is the only M7 stock to be negative YTD, in a bull market no less. They have to do something with that wet duke.
Every financial news source is spamming me about a possible TSLA/SPCX merger. As if I give a flying fuck what these two overpriced dogshit companies do with their totally maxed out market caps. Maybe it’ll go up $5 one day and down $7 another!
$SPCX all employees need more high security clearances $TSLA may not need high security clearances for employees How merger help or just story telling when earnings so low, just 14.6 Billion revenue at 2 Trillion market cap
i dont think he have that much control over TSLA, that's why the incentive plan, the SPCX voting structure, and now the merger, to get control of TSLA.
$SPY $QQQ now a days theme is important than real earnings Theme changes with media appearances and Algo make volatility with theme from media news, help Option gambling of stocks, even burning cash, pumping big. Remember SCTY, Solar city another old one acquired by TSLA, now SPCX
Breaking News: TSLA to merge with SPCX and then buy US Steel to use the ticker symbol: X The company will then license DMX's track "X gonna give it to ya" to use as the company theme song.
Soon SPCX shareholders will figure out that they bail out TSLA just so to give Musk a 1t pay package in share.
Should have bought more SPCX and TSLA
And then buy TSLA for $420 a share. Get it??
SPCX & TSLA combines 3.5 Trillion market cap. How much total revenue ? Today SPCX show only $14.6 Billion revenue How many want to go to space ? After this administration, any other hope next ?
TSLA & SpaceX are the biggest scams of the market. But ya know, better ride the wave I guess.
Elon supports a merger. TSLA trying to go up
doesn't Elon own a ton of TSLA shares, why's he moaning about 50% of the vote
Wall Street numbers don’t lie. My shares are flying rn. Stay mad. Bet you missed out on TSLA back in the day too
regards thinking SPCX moves like TSLA
Probably have a lot of grok subs in TSLA too.
Was expecting a SpaceX earnings call full of podgy stammering engineers making nerdy jokes like TSLA, instead get two well-spoken executives and Elon
Chefs kiss will be when Elon announces merger tmw on TSLA call
Note the difference between SPCX and TSLA earnings calls. Thank you Shotwell for making Musk read a script and not just wing half the shit. Also, props to CFO Brett. These people are fking pros.
TSLA PE has been insane for decades
Okay bro, you're so right! TSLA and SPaceX are going to crash one day It's coming, we're so, so close!
I always like comparing the market cap of stocks like AMZN or BRK.B to SPCX, then comparing revenue/net income/etc. I know stocks like SPCX and TSLA get to play a different game entirely but the contrast is insane lol
I disagree. Musk routinely demonstrates tech under development. It’s part of why $TSLA has value. Nobody is expecting a flying car, but it’s impressive to see a simulacrum of one. Ford isn’t doing this.
you whats actually cyclical? when youre entire business plan centers around GOP maintaining power. TSLA and SPCX going fucking no where 2028 and beyond. Bros business is entirely supported by our taxes and retarded govt contracts from orange man. But sure short memory cuz its "cyclical bro" un-fucking believable this market.
the july line is the whole story for me. collected on the 3 quiet ones, gave most of it back in one morning. and that was a 14.5% close down, not some freak tail nobody could have imagined. i only sell cash secured puts and covered calls, nothing naked, so i would not sell the straddle anyway. not selling into $GM or $NFLX today either. already rolled the puts i was worried about out to 2027, have not sold any new puts into this slide, october premium is $1,395 and i still have 30 positions open. only expiry i have on friday is a $HIMS Oct 23 $30 covered call, happy to let that one ride. with TSLA i would rather sit wednesday out and look again thursday once that 77% friday IV is gone.
SPCX won't do anything until TSLA reports tomorrow imo
Somebody in my broker just bought $16k worth of TSLA shorts lmao
I suppose neither investors for TSLA and SPCX have say against the merger right? It’s only up to the regulators and that part also is questionable
Puts on TSLA.. calls on SPCX.. Elon running TSLA into the ground to get it cheaper next year with SPCX merger..
I3f TSLA goes up 2% from here I am at 0, everything down is profit. Let's go.
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $300.00 (below) | $375.38 | -20.1% | Fri 3:33 PM ET |
Good luck TSLA and SPCX option holders. 🫡SPCX earnings today after close.
SPCX to announce TSLA merger
TSLA looks a little “dumpy” before earnings tomorrow night… 🤔
SPCE Earning tonight. If it moon it will takes TSLA with it and TSLA will take QQQ/SPY with it but then it will do a flip and dump the whole market.
TSLA bout to shid its pants
Gonna dip in some SSPC before SPCX/TSLA earnings.
Cathie Wood: TSLA heading to $5,000
balls deep in leveraged SPCX and TSLA, who's with me?
$TSLA $4400???????
TSLA tanking but I can't buy puts feelsbadman
The plan is Space X goes to $250 and tomorrow TSLA announces they issued an offer @ 469.69😆
And then we have TSLA earnings tomorrow...rumors of merging with SPCX, $420/share on TSLA idk idk
Will SPCX merging with TSLA be the moment the roadster jumped the semi? No way that shit maintains their collective value
Are you familiar w/ $TSLA? https://preview.redd.it/s3ni0almanwh1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=d600c3fc0f1af11803124b5d1e5710ad098dbcea
TSLA next option expiry is Friday since there’s no tues/thurs expiry for single stock. And wed is their earnings so that’s always skipped as well for single stock.
Hey regard, I know Google is tough to use, but TSLA options that expire Wednesday (10/21) are not listed because TSLA is reporting earnings on 10/21 so that expirary will not be available on any TSLA options on any brokerage. You're not being blocked...
TSLA doesn’t offer 0DTE options on Tuesdays or Thursdays.
TSLA going on a straight ripper
Beginning to think TSLA puts were not the play.
TSLA is actually inspiring. Millions of the dumbest people on the planet can do the dumbest thing ever and no one out there can stop them. Truly inspiring
And it shows. TSLA is not as good a business as SPCX.
I think SPCX is the better company that meets their goals more swiftly with a more proficient staff. Tesla has many projects that the public wants but does not fulfill them efficiently or consistently well. I would not want the Tesla model to dilute the competency of SPCX. In brief: TSLA hires dreamers and SPCX hires engineers.
Would be absolutely hilarious if market tanks TSLA and SPCX on both SpaceX earnings tonight and Tesla earnings tomorrow
Yes, I second this statement. Here is [his teaching website](https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/home.htm) and I also like reviewing his analyses on [his blog](https://aswathdamodaran.blogspot.com/search?q=spaceX). I found his SpaceX and past TSLA analyses insightful.
TSLA green I just don’t get it
Omg I play $TSLA quite often (usually 0-1DTE as they’re not cheap and I’m broke), but just checked the options chain and they are insane 😂 That’s normal for any company with earnings this week though, would steer clear of donating premiums to MMs before IV crush 📉
sure w.e you say, but TSLA is not an AI company.
Betting my last $5k on TSLA going to 300. Pray for me.