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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Just wait for the TSLA sex robots for the next leg up
Short Ai. Calls on TSLA. That is a winning hedge play.
Be all in on TSLA. Yes this is financial advice
Give me a good short here. Trying really hard not to go short on TSLA, before it pumps again.
Oh no. I better stop making hundreds of thousands on my TSLA investment!
If TOS on demand doesn't work for you, you can try CBOE data shop [Option Quotes](https://datashop.cboe.com/option-quote-intervals) When I typed in 1 minute interval quotes for TSLA for a specific day, I was quoted $24
Surprised TSLA isnt up 10% off 1 staged robotaxi withtou a safety driver sighting
/r/stocks' most popular investing strategy: 1) Short TSLA. 2) Ask /r/stocks why TSLA isn't going down. 3) Repeat 1 & 2. 4) Profit!
TSLA holders, how's life on Mars so far?
TSLA Jan $450 calls looking great. Probably going to raise them and push further out.
Sounds like they’re ahead of schedule TSLA 500 EOW
Since TSLA has autonomy figured out the should push that update across the whole fleet. Imagine the fucking carnage lol
Only go long on TSLA. Never short
TSLA should stop being such a tease and get to 5 trillion already!!
Is anyone brave enough to be shorting TSLA?
TSLA needs to do another 3% like Friday while everything drops.
Institutions to revalue TSLA on Monday LMAO
AI trade. Market suddenly oversold. 6 Bil people use internet FREE 2.6 Bil under age 20 1 Bil will pay $30 a month for AI No wonder ORCL is not panicking or saying anything abt stock drop like companies usually do - e.g TSLA, AMD - these companies the mom stock drops they’re on docket to counter… Next catalyst - Denial of Tariffs - time to go long
NVdA is shit. It will crash to 150…TSLA will be 500+ by eoy!
I am the mindset of always being bullish. We are in just the start of the AI revolution and it isn't a bubble. Robotaxi, robots, AI data analytics (PLTR), AI made youtube content, movies. AI that makes businesses more efficient, Ai making health care more cheaper..... etc. It is like when the world adopted computers in the 1980's but 100x faster. US and China are quick to adopt AI, but the EU is moving very slow on AI. I am very bullish on my 2 AI plays, PLTR and TSLA for 2026 and beyond.
I sold nvda and went full port on TSLA. So TSLA for the win!!!
#TSLA about to open $500 tomorrow LMAO🤌
#They spotted 1 Tesla robotaxi with no drivers in austin which means TSLA stock will be up 8% tomorrow LMAO🤌
For those who can't find futures: ORCL -6% AVGO -2% TSLA +7% NVO -14% you're welcome
TSLA, GOING ALL IN ON PUTS . 420 is my target .
Yup, and it's his prolific ability to BS and to bet the entire TSLA farm on his leadership there that will make all his poor undercredited underlings to move heaven and earth to make it happen. And it will happen. And it will suck. Those things will be deathtraps. They'll be overpriced too, and the availability of them will be next to zero. But they'll be there. And there will be just enough success to keep him going long enough to achieve the next step, and so on. And then some enterprising company will copy their inventions outright, put some innovation of their own into it, and it will actually be a viable product. But it probably won't be Tesla's. Does anyone really doubt that this is coming? Sure, there will be issues, but I think we'd have to be fools to completely discount the possibility of this coming to market just because Elon is involved.
Tesla is car company but TSLA stock is not only a car company. Robotics, FSD, and energy storage is big aspect of future growth.
First tesla seen without safety monitor driving around in Austen, FSD is now fully unsupervised, TSLA is mooning tomorrow 🚀
I wish I had a cool story, I just watched it all go away with several ill advised 0DTE SPY and TSLA shit
Whether correct or not, TSLA is acting as a market proxy for space X
Trying to see which cult should I join, TSLA or CVNA?
Are you the friend I know invested in TSLA since inception? => [https://imgur.com/U62uCnr](https://imgur.com/U62uCnr)
Everyone who invests in TSLA believes and supports his shit.
I bought TSLA when it was ridiculously overvalued. With all the buzz I had a bad case of FOMO. Originally paid $48/share. Stupid me thought the company had great leadership and potential. Added shares along the way between $60-180/share. Now I read all the comments here and wish I could be a brilliant investor like all of you. Maybe I’ll learn eventually.
I remember when he did the first pay package agreement, people derided it as insane and impossible. I surely didn't think he'd do it. I doubled my money on TSLA in like 2018 and haven't touched it since, because as described here it's fundamentals don't make sense. But I sure as hell wouldn't short it, either. Someday the shorts will be right, until then it's just pain.
Their robotaxi. And their Optimus robots. Plus Elon Musk past successes. Tesla is a success. SpaceX is a success. Neuralink has been showing success. To TSLA people, Tesla is in transition from being only a car manufacturer to an AI company where you have Level5 FSD and Robotaxi ride hailing. Plus, they intend to get Optimus by the end of the decade. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you. I don't own TSLA but I respect the successes of Musk and his team.
TSLA bulls raving over a paltry driverless Tesla has me feeling good about my puts lmao.
While I think TSLA is massively overvalued, I wouldn't try to short it. The share price has been irrational for years and could stay that way for more years
Generally already established companies, unlike growth stocks, Value stocks are generally publicly traded companies trading at cheap valuations relative to their earnings and long-term growth potential. You might think of companies like Target, Walmart, Amazon, Costco, Berkshire Hathaway, etc. Most stocks are classified as either value stocks or growth stocks. Generally, a value stock trades for a lower price than its financial performance and fundamentals suggest it's worth. A growth stock is a company expected to deliver above-average growth compared to its industry peers or the overall stock market. Value stocks generally have the following characteristics: They are typically mature businesses. They have steady (but not spectacular) growth rates. They report relatively stable revenues and earnings. Most pay dividends, although this isn't a set-in-stone rule. Some stocks easily fit into one category or the other. For example, package delivery giant FedEx (FDX -0.15%) is clearly a value stock that's fallen out of favor with Wall Street due to some short-term challenges. Conversely, fast-moving Tesla (TSLA +2.57%) is an obvious example of a growth stock.
But for him to get that $$, wouldn't the value of TSLA stock have to be like 8x present valuations, and thus would actually be great for shareholders if he got it? I don't think there are enough rabbits in enough hats to pull off the trick, mind you, but the idea of tying long term health of the company to CEO pay seems a lot smarter than just "Hit next years numbers and get your bonus" short term mentality.
$TSLA will perform well until this sub begins to like it
$TSLA will stay strong until this sub starts liking it
It's not a car company stock, but an Elon's ideas stock. If you believe in Elon, you invest in TSLA.
Friday was bad for markets, but my gut feel based on what I've seen is that TSLA will set a fresh high before the year closes out. Only thing that will halt it is if the Nasdaq is blown up badly. Yesterday wasn't enough. Options market implies the fresh high and the gut feel is the Nasdaq won't get blown up badly.
BREAKING: TSLA unveils technology to allows drivers to drive at night by illuminating road in front of vehicle with advanced magic bulbs of light Cult: TSLA UP 100%!!!
Personally I’m currently all in on TSLA to try and keep it reliable and consistent
Musk is the Man. Without him TSLA wouldn't go far. Also, there's this: Elon Musk's compensation packages at Tesla are **directly tied to the company's performance, and this includes profitability metrics**. He receives no salary or cash bonus; his only compensation is in the form of stock options or restricted stock that vest if very ambitious performance goals are met.
"cathie wood ARK sold TSLA" i guess TSLA is going up
Oh sorry QXO RKLB NBIS TSLA and super small fun bet on ALRT
Rather sell puts on a more stable company like Microsoft or Apple. TSLA is a house of cards which collapse any day
Guys be posting about tweens doing cycles as if you can just grab the juice from a 7-11 lmao. TSLA 435p
Yes, it is sensible, but I would still suggest having an additional small bucket of money for value investing. I may just be one anecdote, but I wish someone had told me to do the same thing. I began investing in index funds at 15 years of age, thanks to my parents. This was in 1999. After 18 years of investing monthly into an SP500 index fund, my returns were just under 4% IRR. That’s when I opened a separate account for value investing, 8 years ago. When I started, the dotcom bubble hadn’t quite reached its peak, but it was close. My average yearly return was actually NEGATIVE after 12 years. All that said, I still think index fund investing is the right call for 99% of people, and I still have my original account. Today(26 years of investing in an index fund), my average return is now around 6.5% in that account. If the market crashes for a 3rd time since I started, that 6.5% will come way down. The good news is that I opened that separate account 8 years ago specifically for value investing. While I have drastically refined my methods over the 8 years, my CAGR in that account now sits at 78.2% with this year coming in at 221% so far, and 2022 bringing in 118%. I have not participated in the ai trade either. Never owned NVDA, GOOGL, MSFT, TSLA, TSMC, or any other major players until I bought LEAPs in INTC when it was around $22 this year. (For reference, I am usually around 5-10% margin, with each position being 75-90% in shares and 10-25% in options. I almost never exceed 5 positions). This account is 15x the size of my index fund account. I am not a genius. I was a decent student in HS and Uni, but never a savant or prodigy. In my math classes I would say, generally, I would be in the top 10%, but never close to the top student. 8 years is a blink in the investing world, and I am not blind to the fact that much of my returns are due to luck, not brilliance. However, I still think market beating returns are possible for almost anyone with a half decent intelligence level. So long as you understand a few things: 1 - Volatility does not equal risk. In 8 years, my account has had 2 draw downs of over 50%, and 6 of over 30%. Those draw 50% downs both occurred during my best years. 2 - Price is what you pay. Value is what you get. It really matters how much you pay to buy a company. So you better know what you’re buying. 3 - Spreadsheet math, and DCFs, are almost useless if you don’t have real QUALITATIVE reasoning for the forecast. Qualitative data is way undervalued by fundamental analysts. If you understand a business extremely well, with extremely high levels of conviction, then it becomes much easier to figure out their future earnings power 3-5 years out. Lastly, I really like Pfizer. I don’t own it, but it is 100% near the top of my watch list. I am not sure what lead you to that company, but I think it is a good start for a small bucket devoted to individual stocks.
Dot com p/e 80 PLTR p/e 180 TSLA p/e 316
Same here. I think IPO will open 1.5 trillion and fomo could shoot the stock to 2 trillion. I've been in TSLA since the $10 days and it's my chance to get in on the ground floor.
That makes some sense. But I don't like people using overvalued and undervalued. The stock with good liquidity (the one you are trading since if there is no liquidity you will have to sell at bad price) is priced as it should be currently priced. Is TSLA overvalued? Was UNH undervalued at 400$? To me selling put options only make sense as a "limit order". So if i want to buy NVDA at 150$ I would sell puts on 150$. People forget that the market returned 0% in 10 years from 2000 to 2010 and your margin will kill you. Also if AI bubble pops. Everything will go down because a lot of companies are only alive because of passive index money inflow which will be reduced in bear market
Can't wait for TSLA to be the 1st company to hit 10,000 P/E ratio. It will all be okay though once the sex robots are available for pre-order though.
Hoping SpaceX IPO next year for 2 trillion and TSLA also hits 3 trillion 🤗🤗🤗
SpeceX IPO I’m thinking calls for sure, I messed up on TSLA but this is my second chance can’t wait!
Just buy the damn shares. They hated the heck out of TSLA and said it was going bankrupt. I didn't listen to all the haters and started buying at $10 (2019) and will continue to buy probably until $10,000 per share.
You lost me at calling a PE of 74 ridiculously high in the current climate. AMD is 109.78, TSLA is 312.22, INTC after being sub-10 for ages is 630.17. Also, paragraphs. No one's going to read that, lol
Yeah, starting the Wheel well with CSPs means you have to be able to sell your CC's profitably above your cost basis. TSLA could easily just leave you holding way below your cost average and risking the shares getting called away at a loss if you try to generate income with CCs at that point.
Broad market pulling back on Friday, while TSLA pushing up 2.7% made no sense. TSLA isn’t some safe haven asset, but a risk on asset. SPY will retest 690 during regular trading hours this week.
TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔
Why do I get this weird feeling this clown 🤡 market is gonna pump TSLA to 500 by end of Jan
TSLA sex robots will come with a monthly membership along with a $10k “full service mode” that will be implemented at some future date.
Covered calls can fix it if you go ITM and let them get assigned? But personally I wouldn’t do it because TSLA swings up and down like a yoyo.
🙏 Agreed! Mean reversion has been on steroids lately, and it really does feel like the algos/MMs are fading every overextension harder than ever. I think that’s probably why the pattern’s been printing so cleanly. Friday Dec 12 was a perfect example: while the broader market dropped 1.07%, TSLA bucked the trend, prior day red close at ~$446.87, overnight borderline green (+0.26% around 9:15–9:25, though pre-market VWAP flat and volume 65% below average). Opened with a small gap to $448, dipped hard to $441.67 likely on ARK unloading ~$40M (classic rebalancing, not fundamental bearish), but buyers absorbed it aggressively near the $440 max-pain/zero-gamma pin. Overall… minimizing Impact because TSLA is highly liquid 😀, ARK’s move didn’t drastically dip the price. Volume finished 29% above average, price bounced and closed strong at $458.96 (+2.7% green day). Textbook weak-signal resolution, shook out the weak hands 😋, then ripped into expiry. Great info 🫡 on on-chain + derivatives flow on Bitget for sentiment checks. I’ve peeked at that for BTC/ETH correlation days, definitely saved me from a few traps 😅. Not perfect, but way better than flying blind. On higher-vol weeks (earnings, deliveries, FSD hype, etc.), the edge actually gets sharper on the hit rate (~70–75% on the red + green side in my sheet), but the losers are brutal when wrong, gaps can blow right through strikes. I just size even smaller and cut faster. The premium is fatter though, so EV still feels positive when I survive the blow-ups.
So buy TSLA and sell Costco? Seems like a bad decision.
TSLA is a meme stock 100% it follows no logical path.
RIVN - EVs as good as TSLA, great growth ahead, majors ramping down EV, backup power for your home PLUG - explosive growth energy play. will become the real, economically feasible alt energy MSTR - BTC will reach 250k in 2026 sending MSTR to 800... and everyone hates MSTR SLV - silver nearing crisis shortage in late 2026, industrial demand will be off the charts, govs cant stop printing money. Silver bulls are only beginning to charge toward ghey bers DNUT - vegans will revolt and give in to their donut cravings MSOS - Grandparents will get high because the world is fukd BYND - because it's stupid and WSB hates it
it's the first trading day after Christmas 2025 / Satan's rally: the stock market has crashed to ATL, after BLOOMBERG exclusive that $ORCL is now building only 2 toilets in its HQ instead of 3, clearly a sign of increasing credit distress $NVDA has now become the least valuable company in the S&P500, and continues to trade like a meme stonk meanwhile $TSLA and $CVNA hit new ATH every week
Why not. You morons have TSLA trading at a 300 P/E
> if it gets assigned, i m fine and can sell covered calls for sometime on those. in 2022-2023 TSLA went from $400 to $100. It didn't recover to $400 until 2 years later. If you want the $ in 2 months it might not be the best ticker. > selling 7 contracts of 420 puts of tesla weekly. will earn about 1500$ or so per week. TSLA isn't static. If it goes to $480 next week you will need to sell those puts much higher
bro if you buying a home I'd be CSP'ing GOOGL or an index - not TSLA. I have a $120k expense with a variable due date, and I was wheeling RDDT then was buried for like 6 weeks to recover my position.
I know at least one dude who plowed a bunch of money into TSLA in like 2018. We’re talking probably 90% of his worth. It seems to have worked out, but is he an idiot or a genius? I lean towards idiot.
new burry tweets, new AI model (like this week when googl got fuk), random "fake news" (see MSFT -3% last week or ORCL this Friday), mrPres. bad health condition, MU shitting their ERs... and TSLA increased sales
Cathie Woods just sold TSLA and referred to the others as "Mag 6". This would be a more rational reason for TSLA to pump than any in the last 5 years.
Yeah, Elon has said a few times he'd like to give TSLA investors some way to do that. Whether he will or not is TBD. A cynic would say it's just something he's said to get people to buy and hold TSLA.
according to all the Sissy SpaceX fans, TSLA stock is adjacent to investing in SpaceX, they are intertwined and not just a car company. So, when SpaceX IPO's then we should see a split from TSLA and an appropriately significant stock price reduction, right? Right?
I remember the TSLA IPO very well. “$2B+ dollars for a company with basically no sales? That’s crazy.” How quaint.
Not a crazy take honestly. Valuations feel stretched and TSLA is usually first to sniff out risk-on/off shifts. Even if no crash, chop could be brutal. I’ve been more defensive lately and using onchain data (stablecoin flows, funding) via Bitget to see when risk is getting frothy. Usually lines up with equity euphoria too
nteresting breakdown tbh, mean reversion on TSLA has been real lately. Feels like algos love fading overextension more than ever. I don’t trade 0DTE much but I track similar patterns using onchain flow + derivatives data on Bitget onchain just to sanity check sentiment. Not perfect but helps avoid obvious traps. Curious how this holds in higher vol weeks.
Tesla batteries are being put in every data centers as backup. All the companies involved are sharing and packaging the user data for sale. TSLA has never been a car company.
STFU about "TeCh buBBle5". TSLA sales at multiyear low but in five years they are gonna make space robots, that's why it's worth $1.5 trillion.
Go on, try again to short TSLA... It just doesn't make sense to think TSLA will disappear, it will keep growing like the rest of the stock market. Saying you are short TSLA, is saying you are short the whole SP500. Sometimes it may work, 99% of times you will get rekt before it works.
Il all went in TSLA apparently
Bees would love nothing more than to see TSLA crashing thru the basement
FED should stop looking inflation as a gauge of money excess in the system. They should just look at current TSLA price. TSLA at all time high = there is too much money in the system = no cuts. Very simple
TSLA price is inversely proportional to reality, proportional to bullshit. I am convinced TSLA will be most valuable when they have zero sales, most negative margins, infinity PE.
When SpaceX goes public, it’ll give Musk’s family office more money to manipulate shares of TSLA. You gotta think big here.