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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Held TSLA Puts overnight lets see how this goes :/
Not sure I’m gonna resist shorting TSLA guys, the AI chip thing just makes me groan of secondhand embarrassment
This is bullish for BESS plays as well such as EOSE, FLNC and TSLA. DataCenters will be buying lots of behind the meter storage for both backup and to buy electricity when the rates are lowest and then store it for when rates are high. FLNC just released and had a strong guide for 2026: The Company is initiating fiscal year 2026 guidance as follows: * Revenue of approximately $3.2 billion to $3.6 billion with a midpoint of $3.4 billion. As of September 30, 2025 approximately 85% of the midpoint of the Company's revenue guidance is covered by the backlog as of that date. * Adjusted EBITDA^(1) of approximately $40.0 million to $60.0 million with a midpoint of $50.0 million. * ARR of approximately $180.0 million by the end of fiscal year 2026. [https://ir.fluenceenergy.com/news-releases/news-release-details/fluence-energy-inc-reports-2025-financial-results-and-initiates](https://ir.fluenceenergy.com/news-releases/news-release-details/fluence-energy-inc-reports-2025-financial-results-and-initiates)
How are TSLA cars crashing if it’s all computer?
Yup options snapped. TSLA puts had 3$ wrong price on ibkr.
that was super fucking normal and healthy, TSLA
is anyone watching TSLA. what in the actual F is happening?
TSLA Shrek dick is about to go cummy dummy 💦😵
uh what the fuck is this TSLA candle lmao
!banbet TSLA 410 1d
if you want a laugh, set TSLA to 4h candles and look at the last two months
I see we’re back to pretending TSLA is a good company today.
just hedged 8000 shares of TSLA at 390.
TSLA is worth at least 7 trillion right now. Prove me wrong
Dear God, you can keep the market pumping if you want but please dump TSLA and BTC. I think it is fair, amen
Ask Grok instead it uses patent pending TSLA chips and is cooled by urine
I asked Gemini what the bull case for TSLA is and it crashed
$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of December. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Venezuela factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in January is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨🍳📚).
TSLA quantum computing company in 2 years
I truly cannot fathom TSLA going up from here. The vaporware has to stop somewhere
I sold my TSLA calls earlier this morning when it was 419.xx because 420 is a meme. Meme stock + meme price = rejection
GOOG is extremely overvalued rn, it’s at retard lvls rn like TSLA and PLTR. NVDA will never get any love, it should be at 300 rn if it was trading like these shitty stocks
5 years straight of looking at TSLA and wondering what the fuck is going on over there
TSLA puts gotta be free money at this point right?
TSLA: up nearly $30 on the day on absolutely nothing.
TSLA growth doesn’t matter. It’s the promise of growth
Every internet finance influencers are selling course for stock picking, which the real deal in money making is the course fee itself. Seem like WS professional is not off the hook. May quick to see someone reselling his newsletter for 20$ each to recoup the course fee. The real bubble I see is the lousy spending of OpenAI to trying to compete like a Mag7 but not being any of it. Making 1.4T of commitment with no money of its own and wanting US gov to backstop. Other than that, the capex of Mag7 (except TSLA which its valuation is a bubble of its own) is just normal investment spending a company should make when revolutionary tech and opportunity presents itself. Either risk for it or risk being left behind.
TSLA? The negative growth company?
# Truth over bullshit. # TSLA over GOOGL/Waymo
Genuinely how is TSLA up 7.5%
Soon. TSLA making their own chips too
TSLA back at 420 once again. If you were here 5-7 years ago, I miss you ❤️
I used to trade TSLA. Now BMNR and MSTR. Crypto is 10x crazier than anything in the stock market.
ORCL...no PLTR...Needs to drop more, probably won't...Like at $100 META...Yes TSLA...Don't know NFLX...Maybe AMZN...Yes MSFT...Yes Broadcom...Don't know
Palantir and TSLA moving the same since open
A lot of people buy it once they have bought their first TSLA. The cars are really that far ahead of everyone else. The car literally drove me to the mall and parked itself, not sure anyone else that can do that in the US. I believe it will be the largest company by market cap in the near future.
Do people just buy TSLA because they don't know where to put their money or what? Doesn't even pay dividends.
TSLA is dusty AF. Why does it go up with real players like NVDA? Literally your dad’s EV.
The only opportunities forming today is short TSLA tbqh
Please don’t tell me TSLA pumped on yet another absurd bullshit promise like the AI chip thing
TSLA up 7% on what news exactly? polymarket has robotaxi launch in california 2025 at 3% yes because everyone knows its vaporware. Stock pumps on hype then dumps when nothing materializes. Seen this movie before with full self driving promises
\-TSLA stock is a "must own" as world nears dramatic shift. How do they come up with this bullshit?
TSLA share value isnt based on something as stupid as performance metrics. Its about how elon can make a sexbot that can also driver you to the grocery store before planning your next lunar vacation
TSLA overhype under deliver Tell me I’m wrong
TSLA tequila is a good analogy for the company, expensive as fuck, interesting bottle, most mid tequila ever.
Did anyone actually read the article? What a complete joke this entire company is along with their relentless misinformation campaign. From the article: ""Over the past decade and even up to a year or two ago, we assumed others could catch up quickly, making for a short duration moat, even if Tesla got there first," he said. "Now we are not quite so sure, as strategic choices made years ago seem to be working well for Tesla and less so for others."" Oh really? Where exactly is this "working" outside of the fantasy world Elon has created for himself? If you want to see reality, right on Yahoo, just click on the TSLA ticker, then "financials" tab, and take a look at the yearly company performance. Earnings have been dropping like a rock since 2022. Revenue has plateaued. This year will continue the trend. This company is failing and everyone can see that if they care to look. Elon has delivered on nothing. In just a few short weeks we are supposed to be seeing tens of thousands of Optimus robots hard at work doing advanced manufacturing tasks. There is supposed to be a "robotaxi" company available to half the American population. And all we have is more demos. And now Tesla is going to beat out the likes of NVIDIA along with Google/Waymo, Uber, Lyft, and all the legacy automakers and all other robotics companies that are way ahead of when? And oh yeah, this "real world" AI they are coming up with thinks Elon is more athletic than LeBron James. When will people see this for the scam that it is?
Similar Conversion: Waymo is about a decade ahead of TSLA on FSD.
TSLA is pumping more than NVDA or GOOGLE on its totes-fr chip business. Owns lots of fabs, does 🍈?
TSLA falling short of 420.69 is literally bearish and that makes me fucking hate being alive
Time to buy TSLA puts 2 weeks put
name a better duo than TSLA and hitting 420 just to hit 420
Look…. TSLA is NOT just a car company… it’s a ~~energy~~ company… it’s a ~~robotics~~ company it’s an advanced Ai semiconductor company !!!
is TSLA just gonna wander from +7% to +10%?
AI frothy, not a bubble. TSLA is more of a bubble than AI. Retards chasing hype over cash flow.
Seems the big winner today was TSLA
TSLA mooning for no good damn reason as usual
3x? Typcial TSLA big brain 😂😂😂whos retarded eh?
With TSLA a scandal hits and you can’t even buy stock cheap:(
Does Elon buys TSLA stocks with the money he loans against his existing TSLA stocks to pump the stock price so he can get more loan to buy more TSLA to pump it more…..
shorting TSLA at 420 every time is a win
Only praying for a TSLA rug pull as far as google of course I bought puts after that run, it’s testing new levels but I need to play the spread
TSLA up by +7%, smells like Saudi Money.
Google down 2% TSLA down 3% UNH down 3% From morning highs. Just wait. The rug is coming.
TSLA literally may be the most retarded stock in the history of the stock market
I short TSLA now? Free money?
Why did I sell TSLA. I am so dumb. Never bet against a cult.
Sure but, at the same time, TSLA shouldn't be worth as much as they do. It's just where people's attention falls.
Holy shit you have got to be kidding me. TSLA up because Musk claims they're going to build AI chips? They're not fucking potato chips that shit is hard to build
TSLA with its infinite retard strength. 😒
GME issuer credit grade is B while AMC issuer credit grade is CCC+, the grades determine whether their debts are attractive to Wall St. These 2 garbage aren't remotely close to the AA grades the Magic 7 have(with the exception of TSLA who has BBB, which is why they choose equity offering instead).
> cos the feud earlier this year triggered a decline the big decline was in the weeks after his nazi salute Musk leaving DOGE was the opposite of a decline TSLA up 6% on this news, so far
To be far, shareholders not only don’t care about DOGE, they also don’t care about TSLA’s fundamentals or performance.
You telling me people are buying meta over NVDA? TSLA too? Yeah right
NVDA is so last 2 years Now GOOG and TSLA rule the future
You can't value TSLA as a car company. They're really a ~~battery~~ ~~energy~~ ~~self driving~~ ~~robotaxi~~ ~~AI~~ chip company, you guys
TSLA is better-off without any association with Trump every day of the week!
TSLA is such a scam, their next moves are everything except building cars?
TSLA is just nuts lol. Folks would rather buy a shitty car company bleeding market share at more than 100x PE than buy a money printing machine in NVDA trading at 27x PE
Now that opex is over PLTR and TSLA can continue their 5% daily climb.
Average TSLA hater: Noooo this cant just go up by 6% ive read 50 posts this month that elon bad tsla bad noooo Average TSLA enjoyer: Hmm another +6%
TSLA is run by a bunch of cowards, they have done NOTHING in the past yr yet this shit stock is up almost 7% on fuck all. Even pltr with its retard ceo is more valuable
TSLA $420 like magnet
Why TSLA pump memes aside 🤔
Gotta love to see TSLA pretending to be GOOGL multiple days in a row. Grok / xAI isn’t part of it (yet)
Feel a little bad holding TSLA long at the moment, because I know it's crap and I'll be dumping the bags on someone else soon. But, you know, trading.
TSLA again pumping on insane levels of corruption?
Went from -40% to +100% on my TSLA calls that I bought Friday 🤑
TSLA , NVDA needs to break out
TSLA testing 2021 ATHs
Lol now TSLA making chips? 😂😂
TSLA up 6% but NVDA down 1% is fucking criminal!!! What the fuck is wrong with the mkt man, JFC.
Market will buy TSLA instead of NVDA LMAO
Rumor has it, if drive a Tesla and short $TSLA the FSD will make you crash and the doors won’t open.