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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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He's never going to get that pay package now. The dude's gonna be too obsessed with proving he was invited to Epsteins island but denied the invite. RIP TSLA and rip SpaceX IPO
Does the close personal relationship Elon Musk had with Jeffrey Epstein affect anyone's intentions to invest in TSLA? I figure for institutions it won't but I am asking about retail investors.
> Elon Musk is opening his wallet and reigniting his political apparatus for the 2026 midterm elections, signaling a return to the political arena months after suggesting he would retreat to oversee his business empire. — WSJ TSLA PUTS
$220 is the bottom for TSLA, and it would take a pretty wild event to get there.
I can tell you’re an extremely inexperienced investor and not a trader whatsoever. You don’t even know basic vocabulary. I found a few rekt traders I replied to on this account. I had even more on my older account that was 7-8 years old. TSLA bear marries -2x TSLA as it skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/LETFs/s/KoERk3dZXD TSLA bull marries TSLA stock as it goes down ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/TSLA/s/3GIMcoS4sR BTC bull marries BTC as it goes down ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/H7lMfJT2jr TQQQ bull misses out as TQQQ skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/TQQQ/s/4BN8PGirld SPY bull misses out as SPY skyrockets ☠️: https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/s/RLi47c5rUQ
So MSTR, TSLA, and MSFT are fucked?
Share your thesis for TSLA being a buy am begging any idiot of you to do so. Let’s have a public discourse.
and that's why he wants to merge SpaceX with Tesla. because if SpaceX has an IPO, it will tank TSLA stock and it may also tank as well because most IPOs drown. Then his compensation package will be at risk.
TSLA investors have unamerican values
People will be complaining about $TSLA valuations until it’s a $1000 stock. People will get rich while you bitch
TSLA gonna crash when people aren't using it as a proxy for SpaceX?
Dang usually I will say he sold we should buy but I don't like TSLA at this level so I'm not buying
The market can only stay irrational for so long it seems. Watch out TSLA.
Market doesn't care. The large funds are in it with Musk to keep granny's retirement fund in TSLA for the ultimate Musk cashout.
I think you misunderstood. I meant that the spaceX stockholders will hold more of the resulting company. That is because Musk owns more of spaceX than he does of TSLA, so he would structure the spaceX shares to be of more value.
I think there is a bit of cult economics going on with TSLA; it's a much milder version of the GME phenomenon where the stock is much higher than it objectively "should" be because some holders are true believers who have a much higher threshold for selling At the end of the day, we value stocks at the price which people are willing to buy and sell them. Even if Tesla is objectively inflated, enough people believe in it that it won't crash *that* badly
TSLA is a 1T scam company but nobody really wants to admit it
Yeah, TSLA is essentially the Elon ETF. The stock price is reflective of how many people still believing in Elon as a revolutionary entrepreneur. Any other logic will not be able to explain the price.
Yeah, this. IMO market cap of TSLA stock is what triggers the payout.
If they merge. There will be (many) legal challenges. Some will have to be taken seriously. And that's before the government even gets involved. It's not a sure thing, and even if we assume it is it will still take years. If you invested in Tesla to invest in EVs you have no tangible reason to stay. If you are sticking with the company after it pivots to untested theoretical industries then that means you aren't interested in the company itself but rather Musk and his business acumen (and TSLA is the only viable way to invest in Musk as a person). If that's the case, be honest about it. Once SpaceX goes public I will actually buy shares (and I consider TSLA uninvestable). Not to get exposure to Musk, but to a specific business in a specific industry. If it suddenly becomes a a Space Hotel company on one of Musk's whims I'd rightly be angry and litigious after selling because my investment thesis no longer held.
TSLA is what it's always been....a "smoke and mirrors" company. But the YOLO bros will keep bidding it up, cuz YOLO🤣
He is already trying to save TSLA by merging with SpaceX -the hot item on the menu.
someday we’ll find out that Elon is just using his wealth to manipulate TSLA’s price so that it unlocks his compensation bonuses so that he gains more wealth with which to manipulate TSLA’s price, and nothing will be done about it
just a reminder, when TSLA previewed its Tesla Bot, it was just a dude dancing in a spandex suit.. https://preview.redd.it/nc3c9qwaxrgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac22102ccf23436c71b544c09fc669d55f89fa4d
ITT: people that money shorting TSLA lmao
Burry is right on TSLA all along. Burry "Tesla's market capitalization is ridiculous,overvalued today and has been for a good longtime. [As an aside. the Elon cult was all-in or electric cars until competition showed up, ther all-in on autonomous driving until competitior showed up, and now is all-in on robots - unti competition shows up.]"
$TSLA. Not selling at all. Worked for me since 2018. Go on downvote me cause that’s all keyboard warriors can do anyway. But my reality doesn’t change. Inverse Reddit has worked great for me.
TSLA is the most valuable company on earth and I'm willing to bet your life on it
China will have one way before TSLA can sell its first bots.
your strategy works with TSLA. Buy dips and sell when it reaches all-time-high again, guaranteed money printer
Lol, I've been a software engineer in silicon valley for 17 years. I don't know shit about electric cars or rockets, so I just assumed he knew what he was talking about when he was speaking behalf of Tesla and SpaceX. Then I heard him talk about distributed systems architecture at a public town hall he was hosting on a Twitter Spaces event in 2022. He spoke about it with the same level of confidence as he does during TSLA earnings calls. I realized right then, that he was a fraud. I've been working on distributed systems at Google and Meta for over a decade at that point, and it was plainly obvious he didn't know what he was talking about.
MSFT had a great quarterly report and their stock tanked... TSLA had a terrible quarter and their stock went up... it's feels and vibes.
Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers. While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct. I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU). Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer. ⸻ THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION) 🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮) Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS. Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸 MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol. ⸻ WHY NOW? Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation” Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware This is exactly when WSB history books get written. ⸻ THE PLAY 💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY ⸻ THE RISK Could I lose everything? Yes. Could I be right? Also yes. Would I rather be early than late? ABSOLUTELY. If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm. MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN
Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers. While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct. I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU). Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer. ⸻ THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION) 🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮) Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS. Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸 MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol. ⸻ WHY NOW? Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation” Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware This is exactly when WSB history books get written. ⸻ THE PLAY 💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY ⸻ THE RISK Could I lose everything? Yes. Could I be right? Also yes. Would I rather be early than late? ABSOLUTELY. If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm. MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN
TSLA hasnt been behaving rationally for so long now that it feels like pure gambling. Ive never held tsla, just watched it in astonishment as it failed to move in ways that made sense. Someone make it make sense.
Yeah but if you value TSLA based on actual car sales and projected future sales, the stock is worth ~$35–and I’m being generous there on the PE ratio for a car company. A decade ago when their valuation had a hint of connection to fundamentals, it was based on the future promises of FSD, among other things.
Those are the people who buy puts at a TSLA quarterly report and are surprised that TSLA +10% because Elon announces sex ai robot android humanoids.
So if Waymo is worth about $110 billion, plz explain TSLA’s valuation…
It was up due to TSLA and SpaceX merge rumors otherwise it would be down like 2%
Good !! Well deserved crash ! There is another 2000 dollars to go down . And another 30-40 % for silver !!!!This is a pre warning to PLTR, NVDA, TSLA and all other tech pump holders for their upcoming awakening
That’s what people said about buying TSLA for anything over $50…
This analogy makes no sense; A Corolla for $400k is expensive for what it is (maybe like SpaceX). A Bugatti for $1.5m is cheap for what it is (the opposite of TSLA);
SpaceX merging with TSLA so fanboys can keep piling money in Elon knows what he’s doing 🫣
Obviously but everyone already knows about the safe haven, TSLA.
TSLA is a fortress for cryptobros
Hopefully this BTC plunge sends TSLA flying past my $427.5p
All I know is...when TSLA first rolled out the EV years ago, they were essentially the only game in town. Today, I see EVs from nearly every car maker, and so many different models. Sedans, SUVs, minivans, trucks, buses, etc. . Who gives a shit that Tesla has **A** EV model. People have options these days. Lots of options. And they aren't choosing Tesla.
Ok but honestly, TSLA as a car company is basically screwed, right? They don't have any modern car model. 3 and Y, despite facelifts, are old. Cyberflop is a joke. Robotaxi is tying up production lines with something practically unsellable. As a company they have wasted the last 5 years designing everything other than actual cars for people to buy.
Reminder that a fuck loaf of TSLA valuation comes from their 🌽 holdings which are evaporating
Please let this be a reckoning for Elon and his investors. The pivot from cars, file reveal and now the corn rug. That mark-to-market BTC for TSLA 🤣
I’m playing devils advocate, but a merger would increase the market cap of TSLA, bringing him closer to his trillion dollar pay package
Calls it is. Thanks. My call options: $TSLA $MSFT $RKLB $GOOG
All you TSLA bears aren’t ready for a surprise Elon sex video with Optimus baddie…
What is your start with TSLA on Friday? I am usually in gambling mood.
sold all my shares of TSLA in my retirement IRA account. Was up 168% but I dunno I just don't see how these robots are gonna make any money. Shits a toy
TSLA puts for Monday seem like such free money, but then you remember TSLA stockholders bought this sham company in the first place and will probably just go "oh, well sure he's probably a rapist, but he asked for the Files to be released so he's trying to be a better person."
On Monday I’m fleeing to safety. Moving everything to TSLA
I only trade IWM options. Sometimes QQQ/SPY Fridays I do TSLA 0dte 😍
ok so here’s something interesting that NOBODY MENTIONS. WhenTSLA registered with the SEC they are a wait for it “CAR COMPANY’. and data storage. which means this. you cannot just transfer and have revenue from other streams and call it Tesla. doesn’t work that way.. you cannot make ketchup sell your stock publicly and then dupe the public by now saying oh yeah we make car parts now. that is major major grounds for lawsuits by duping the American public and probably SEC fines I would imagine. when you bought TSLA you bought what it was registered as with the SEC, not some future company that Elon wants to say it is. This is why he HAS TO break off space x into an ipo. same with robots. I did not buy a robot company , I bought a tsla stock of a car company. unless they are used in vehicles solely. I am so sick of hearing people say “but TESLA is more than a car company”. ummm not by the SEC standards. it isnt. (or data storage) read how they filed with their IPO. this is why Elon (mBS) has the stock overvalued, because most people don’t realize it can only be what is registered with the SEC, not what a grandiose voice states or want it to be..or says. what it can be.
Puts. Since when does TSLA stock price has anything to do with reality?
I dreamt last night that TSLA crashed to $0.01 and ended the day $1.00 😂
What does the revelation that Elon is a fucking pedophile going to do to TSLA stock? Will it finally fall to $10 where it belongs?
Fuck it I'm full porting TSLA seems to be the only hedge against uncertainty
Probably not much. Look at all the Elon stuff yet TSLA keeps going
TSLA is irrational, OpenAI is future if they can make it. AI is truly here and manufacturing stuff is tight marigin shit.
Are my MSFT and TSLA calls screwed on Monday?
So TSLA, MSFT is going down on Monday?
Shorting TSLA would be smart if the stock moved according to the factual numbers. But it doesn't. Lots of people have been burned shorting TSLA. Bill Gates isn't the CEO of MSFT and hasn't been for years now. He doesn't play a major role in the company, so the news circulating currently is unlikely to have any effect on the stock. Lastly, I'm no ber. I never short.
TSLA is only 2% of an S&P500 ETF. The risk is well moderated.
VOO is up 87% from 5 years ago. TSLA is up 63% in the same time frame. I don't think you know what you're talking about.
I'm double your years. You're double my wealth. Short TSLA, maybe someday you'll be like me.
I’m dying to short TSLA
Another day, another Elon bad post. I guess I’ll buy more TSLA.
Knowing TSLA that stock is gonna pump once Musk is revealed to be in the files…
elon musk in the epstein files, cue buy TSLA calls
Everything was a bit of a side hustle with TSLA
How is it emotional? It’s being factual Fred lambert sold his TSLA shares at $255, losing out on so much money Now he just bc ties about reason his garbage website lol Just think OP is using emotion…
TSLA forward PE should be infinity.
EDS- Elon Derangement Syndrome. TSLA going to $500 on robotics
I’m a millionaire cause of TSLA, look out for yourself before acting what billionaires do…
SMCI I think goes up at open, AMD will be like TSLA, will go green 2 days after earnings
Will any of this impact TSLA stock?
What kind of dumb money is propping up TSLA? Has to be the Saudis, right?
Well...bad news is always good news for TSLA lol
Hopefully MSTR. But CVNA and TSLA are contenders
So I guess at this point they could release a highly detailed sales invoice complete with 🍈's signature, cummy fingerprints and DNA and TSLA would be like "oh boy, here I go rising again."
Sales are down, Elmo is going to combine all his ventures into one and fabricate a whole new con, so of course TSLA goes up.
What happens to TSLA stock when daddy musk gets caught red handed in Epstein files?
Up because of the potential merger which is why you shouldn't touch it. TSLA stock is basically going to turn into Space X stock.
TSLA is a cult stock, they are a vehicle manufacturer that produces fuck all vehicles yet has a P/E of 400, it detached from reality a long time ago
Yup. Except somehow TSLA. Which will still go up. For some reason.
So now that we know Musk is in the files, shareholders will abandon TSLA stock cuz the CEO was trying to be a felon and has absurdly poor character? Right?