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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Whole tape feels like holding your breath, TSLA doing its daily emotional damage n everyone’s staring at polymarket odds like it’s a crystal ball because price action sure isn’t saying much
You ever see those mega churches in the USA and wonder how those pastures get all their money, enough to buy private jets, and mansions? TSLA stock is the same damn thing. It's fanboys investing in their cult leader. It has nothing to do with electric cars.
TSLA is up because of the latest talks about SpaceX IPO.
How can the bubble pop if we’re still pumping TSLA and pltr Those are my bubble pop indicators
You don’t think there is upside from $176, and that he should sell? TSLA an NVDA are very different companies, one actually makes money and has a clear runway for the future. & definitely not talking about Kathy Woods
TSLA and RIVN up, are there any stocks that are not speculative? Some “speculative” stocks went up and some went down. I call that, just another day.
Tesla (TSLA) saw a +3.6% jump, reflecting investor excitement about the commercial viability of full self-driving, especially with confirmation of robotaxi testing without safety drivers. This could unlock massive revenue streams for Tesla beyond car sales. Lyft (LYFT) and Uber (UBER), conversely, dropped -6% and -4% respectively. This indicates market fear that Tesla's direct entry into autonomous ride-hailing could severely impact their core business models and profitability. My Verdict: This is a clear signal that the race for autonomous ride-hailing is intensifying. While promising for Tesla, it poses a substantial long-term threat to traditional ride-sharing platforms. Investors in UBER and LYFT should monitor this closely for potential further volatility, as the competitive landscape is shifting rapidly. Diversification remains key in such a dynamic sector.
you know Bers r fuk when TSLA is red pre market market not feeling completely regarded for 1day challenge
Elon doesn't need to hit his insane numbers for his $1T payout package. TSLA cuck simps will make sure he gets that payout regardless of whatever he will not deliver on
Fine. I’ll buy call on TSLA to stop it in its track, like I did with META. I am inevitable.
I am patiently waiting for TSLA to go green again, so I can scalp more TSLQ
Hmm too much negativity there, therefore I’m going to invert Reddit and buy TSLA 🚀
So far: MSFT is down 13% from ATH META 19% Nvidia 12,5% Amazon 19% AAPL 4% Google 4% AVGO 21% ORA 40% TSLA is X with ATH.
Every day we stray further from God. Yesterday we were praying for TSLA to carry to market, now we pray that Europoors save it. We need to stop worshiping the false Gods! Blasphemy!!!
won't TSLA factory be full of optimus robotos
what's the news with TSLA?
Are we all porting into a safe stock like TSLA?
TSLA rockets to $550...then back down to $200
TSLA, still a couple of quarters out. But would be interesting to see it unveil.
I have TSLA shares since the $10 days so yes
Ahh yes the SpaceX IPO. Another Elon stock that will only draw away liquidity from TSLA.
I can see that happen but still, I choose not to mingle with TSLA.
Dad busts into my room, my face turns red as I scramble to hide my Teslight. Grok in hand I shout at him "Get out of my room I'm rebating!". TSLA +3%
Can TSLA just get to $900 already?!?!
New generation of TSLA baggies, how ya doin?
Actually whenever she sells a stock, the stock always goes up afterwards like NVDA and TSLA. That’s why we make fun of her duh
I think you meant TSLA to $10,000
Well they lie all the time. And people want to be lied to. Just look at TSLA
I might but some TSLA calls later and take one for the team
ELI 5 - admitting that many stocks, especially tech, are kind of Ponzi schemes - but how is TSLA not a massive Ponzi scheme right now? P/E is 300 (almost 10x NVIDIA), none of their products are unique (lots of other robots, autonomous vehicles, electric cars)… If everyone agrees it’s crap, who’s still buying?
You should have a rotating, overlapping set of TSLA short positions in place weeks and months out. When it hits it will pay for the ones that didn't. I'm cheap so I use TSLS calls.
Actually everytime she sells a stock that stock will have a very high chance of pumping. She sold around 100K shares of TSLA last Friday and again today. Plus, there are alot of calls on 500$ and 520$ with short date.
Hard to say. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. I bet TACO will give Elon alot of government contracts to TSLA and SpacX in the coming months 👍
Whoever shorts TSLA at the right time. Man, you’re gonna be rich rich 🤑
Friday max pain for TSLA is way down in the high 300s. Maybe some of this insane pump is gamma squeeze?
I stopped buying puts because even though I don’t like TSLA, I do like money
December 31 prediction: NVDA $80, PLTR $10, TSLA $150, MU $0, NBIS & IREN bankruptcy
TSLA stock is a money laundering operation. Like mattress stores.
You fuckers totally missed the TSLA rally with you're goofy hate shit
Avg WSB bull: Lol the dollar sucks all in stonks! SPY ATHS! Also WSB bull to cashier: do you accept TSLA weeklies?
TSLA has unironic retard strength.
Dude this TSLA PE crap has been redundant for YEARS
Lots of meat on the bone left on TSLA puts still
How frustrating must it have been for those who bought puts on Friday, TSLA puts https://preview.redd.it/9gq8s1cefh7g1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfe819384616aa93dd34b2f470e6795548f48d38
How the fuck is TSLA only down 1.5%
TSLA shit on itself after hours
At least TSLA will be under $200 by morning, that makes me happy
Cathie Wood buy/sells today: Bought: $BMNR — 550,404 shares $COIN — 64,946 shares $CRWW — 136,670 shares $CRCL — 143,579 shares $XYZ — 92,845 shares Sold: $TSLA — 124,867 shares $SOFI — 42,465 shares $SHOP — 27,571 shares FUCKING CRCL AND CRWV LMAO
I’m sorry but their quarterly revenue currently exceeds their market cap by nearly 5x. How is this even possible? Also, TSLA trades at a PE of 374 with a TTM of 318. Lol, lmao even.
Even TSLA the memestock is following suite Somethings up
So was that the blow-off top for TSLA yet? Probably not 😞
Fomo will push TSLA to $900 next week
Idk if ur just looking at raw p/c ratio but i think dollar values matter and based on my tracker, NVDA has a way more bullish p/c long term, but tsla is bullish this week, however the tracker doesn't tell me whats been closed already. I can also guarantee NVDA has been heavily bullish for the last week, hence why I dca'd, but i cannot give exact values as it doesn't save history. NVDA: LONG: $600m c - $150m p (0.8) SHORT (1 month): $296m c - $93m p (0.76) TSLA: LONG: $14b c - $4b p (0.78) (insanity) SHORT: $275m c - $76m p (0.79) Regardless both are retardedly bullish so I just don't see any real downside long term.
Can TSLA stop being such a tease and get to $900 already
No crying in the casino while TSLA call holders get richer
TSLA could sell 3 cars, pass the GDP of the entire planet and still keep pumping and some of you would still buy puts
As retarded as this stock is...it held 470....,I hate TSLA more then anyone else but this is going to 500 and people arent gonna like it
Calls on teleportation. Puts on TSLA JETS F GM SPACEX
TSLA gets major market down grade. MUSK to announce Santa Sleighs with FSD, no deer needed by 2030. Stock pops 15%.
Much of GOOG valuation is no from the self-driving, but simply their internet business. Waymo's robocars can ONLY work as robotaxi for many years to come (instead of as personal robocars). It's why the market is not giving GOOG the same valuation they give TSLA, because the two companies followed completely different approaches to self-driving.
We’re fucked TSLA is now down $3 AH
I'm either down 50% or up 100% tomorrow, solely depends on if TSLA tanks like I think it will
Your onto something. This is the answer I was looking for. BTW read this horse shit Wedbush analyst Dan Ives has a "bull case" scenario where Tesla's market capitalization could reach $3 trillion by the end of 2026, driven by its AI, autonomous driving, and robotics initiatives. Wedbush reiterated its official price target of $600 per share, which implies a valuation of around $2 trillion. Wedbush considers 2026 a pivotal year for Tesla, emphasizing that the focus is shifting from traditional EV manufacturing to the potential for large-scale deployment of robotaxis. The current market capitalization for Tesla is approximately $1.5 trillion. Tesla Inc (TSLA) $475.11 I dont know anymore. Its either these guys are trying to create a massive pool of confused individuals or just maybe im missing something
It shocks me that people think TSLA being as inflated as it is, is anything real, it's manipulation and grift, it isn't that complicated.
Tell me about it, I've tried and failed several times to short $TSLA. For some reason it constantly goes up.
TSLA and PLTR have been great investments this year so far
Dad busts into my room, my face turns red as I scramble to hide my Teslight. TSLA +3%
Look at me I'm a market maker "AAAAAAH I'M AFRAID OF DEBT! I'M GONNA SELL THE MOST PROFITABLE COMPANIES ON EARTH AND ROTATE INTO TSLA!!! AAAAAAH"
Reddit being Reddit. They all loved TSLA up until a few years ago
What was the reason for TSLA pump today? I have been scalping TSLQ throughout the day, but now I want to open a bigger short position.
TSLA is being pumped by rich ppl who buy calls
ALGOs and funds are your kryptonite because you likely trade in the short term. They're your white whale. Your scapegoat. Fundamentals win 99.8% of the time. There's always some bullshit (TSLA, PLTR, ENRON).
TSLA 500c 12/26 or am I regard?
If you just buy shares, you will change your overall delta position. You will make money as TSLA goes up and lose as it falls. If you trade the deep option with the stock, this won't be the case. Say you are a professional trader and have multiple positions on in TSLA but are delta neutral and your position includes short stock. You might be short puts, long calls, etc to balance out the short stock. You may be paying 25 basis points for a short stock fee. You make a trade where you buy TSLA and sell the 5 calls. This is a neutral position, but now you are no longer short stock. You do it at a price that saves you money and is favorable to the person who took the other side. Here are the tags that appear on time and sales, see pages 24 and 25 [OPRA\_Pillar\_Input\_Specification.pdf](https://cdn.opraplan.com/documents/OPRA_Pillar_Input_Specification.pdf) My execution platform, WEX, will list these.
Weld a FleshGrok to it. TSLA +20
Just weld a FleshGrok to it. TSLA +20
A bear market is not enough to kill TSLA. You'll likely go bankrupt in a bear market before TSLA does
UBER already has autonomous robotaxi in Dubai and it has plans for the US. It's becoming the universal platform to book rides. TSLA is way behind the competition. Behind both Uber and Google. Lyft is pretty much done at this point.
Bro I'm a TSLA bull and even I think this is regarded. How tf are you going to get rid of the heat generated by all that compute? Space is a vacuum, genius.
All the Tesla haters mad they missed out on the gains. TSLA keeps going up… I love it
-200% in TSLA, 20% ETFs, 280% in cash. Thankfully I'm below $25k now and because of PDT, I cannot do anymore mistakes.
buying TSLA hands down for future invincible growth
How do you not buy calls... its breaking out obviously and is about to fuck all shorts. TSLA 525
Bitcoin is way cheap. And wtf is with TSLA ? Who even buys this? Why?
I see the tag in my time and sales feed. Different brokers/platforms may not show all available information. Typically this type of trade would be done to get long/short stock without changing ones overall delta. So, say a MM/professional trader is short TSLA stock in his overall position, but otherwise delta neutral. He may do this type of trade with another professional who is long stock. Depending on each party's cost of capital, it could be favorable to both sides.
So you're one of the people buying TSLA stock/calls at the ridiculous valuation. You're braver than me
Why wouldTSLA be in this market anyway? This seems like more of a business for SpaceX or xAI. TSLA can’t handle the fixed costs and massive investment a data center needs. Btw - you’re going to need LEAPS much further out than one year. You know how long it takes to build a data center on land? (Hint, longer than a year). I’m also completely disregarding the fucking mountain of technical hurdles to get here.
What the heck did I just read…? What‘s the breakeven on those Leaps with TSLA‘s insane premiums on options?
Don't they use someone else's chips for grok? I've said it since the beginning. TSLA is not a car company. It's a data mining company and all those cars on the road are giving vital data back to TSLA. If you think their main business is selling cars, well I've got a condo on beach front property in the middle of the Sahara I need to get rid of. Super cheap!
Ford just admitted it can't do what TSLA already did.