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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Could’ve shorted any company in the Nasdaq and been up huge but I chose TSLA the most overvalued and it’s barely moved
Sold META and buying PLTR TSLA AMD BTC ETH HOOD ORCL and a small amount of APP
TSLA will moon on MSTR earnings
I‘m a real regard. Full port into CRWV AMD TSLA HOOD PLTR GOOG and AVGO. Yeah don’t forget BTC and ETH
We are nowhere near a bottom with TSLA still trading at 360 P/E
Can TSLA finally give Up and die? This company hast No value and should Stop clinging to 395
its less than 0.1% of their capital lol. and sorry, the reason TSLA is going to burn has 0 connection to bitcoin. if anything, go now LONG bitcoin and SHORT tsla.
##time to rotate back into safety boys, you know what I'm talkin bout, that's right, DEEP OTM TSLA CALLS
Wait my TSLA call expires Monday So there a chance
Even TSLA at 360PE is outperforming MSFT.
TSLA market cap also includes some of the Bitcoin market cap for the double dumb play
i should just fullport 3 positions equally: LONG GOOGL SHORT TSLA BITCOIN if you regards do vote up more than 50x im gonna do it right now.
its green? you no kidding me? halleluljah. i was gonna not look into the port again today but now i reconsider. TSLA still red, right? RIGHT? please say yes.
Why would he way way way overpay for TSLA shares??? Musk is not going to pay 420 dollars a share for a business that returns 1 dollar per share per year. (He wants investors to do that instead) What advantage does this have to him unless he personally has the cash in SpaceX to buy it outright and then pay out the shareholders at that price. (Of which he gets a massive payout) SpaceX will not have the cash like that BTW. And more so, even if it did, being the large ownership Musk has in it, do you think he will want that money to go towards a car company that makes about 1 dollar per share per year? Stop repeating this nonsense as it just props the price at 420. If I actually thought he would do it at that price, I would be investing in Tesla right now.
TSLA calls for tomorrow at magic marijuana number
Time to strangle TSLA. This bitch will explore the order book one way or another
It’s one of the reason I maintain a short on TSLA while constantly trading it. The only time I’ve ever closed it out was when he and orange were telling each other to F off, about $200 per share. I add and subtract a share every 5% up or down. It’s the least I can do since I own this 💩 in Spy.
I will never understand how the fuck TSLA is at 400
TSLA, CVNA… those seem to be treading water somehow…
You are wrong with both stocks. PLTR is 88%. TSLA is 1%.
# No company deserves to be bankrupt more than TSLA. Not even NVDA comes close.
[https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/holders/](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/holders/) 0,023 % of market cap in avg. daily volume traded Big Baller-Boys hodl billions and billions in $TSLA - if one of them suddenly was about to throw their shares on the market, it would immediately tank into bottomless pit, and all of their "friends" assets as well. It's a sponge that sucks up "stupid money" as long as nobody questions it, and no big boy is selling. If small boy is selling, the big hodlers will suck up the money .. black cock owns 83 billion in Tesla.. that's like owning all of Mercedes-Benz and Epstein island.
Musk's line in the sand for TSLA-- 400--- very obvious he is buying to save the stock
Born just in time to witness the magnificent retardation that is the price action of TSLA
When will TSLA invent a Fusion reactor?
There's just no shot we see TSLA go green today right? That would make absolutely zero sense.
I get your point and for sure he will do some shit, but SpaceX doesn't have the money to buy TSLA, not unless the IPO goes to the moon, I guess.
Yes. The stock price is completely divorced from the fundamentals. The same with TSLA. The difference here is no one knows Peter Thiel or Alex Karp, so there aren't a bunch of fan boys propping up the stock. This begs the question: then who is propping up the stock? The CIA?
TSLA so going green today isn’t it
He seems to have calculated this well... acquiring $TSLA (even on loan a la Twitter) could trigger his $1T comp. package. The man could be worth $2-3T inside of 2026/2027 if he pulls a rabbit out of the hat.
Not sure if it's relevant, but TSLA share ownership is about 48% institutional investors and 36% retail investors. (source: [capital.com](https://capital.com/en-eu/analysis/tesla-shareholder-who-owns-the-most-tsla-stock), [The Economist](https://archive.is/fzpv9#selection-1219.24-1233.13), Oct./Nov. 2025).
I'm thinking TSLA calls, but I've been wrong before and have 10 years of carry forward losses to prove it.
Buy Tesla now, before it goes back to $420–$430. Take profit if you are up +$15 per share. Do not wait. Don’t chase the market. Even after you sell, you might see it going up. But TSLA won’t go over $500. Split stocks never go that high again. Wait for another drop. Always buy when it drops dip $15–$20 per share and let it work. Tesla, Google, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft—the big tech stocks that move up and down.You can opens a margin account to short them at the highest points. Do not use all your funds on both regular and margin positions. Also you can do it with semiconductor stock. Which is the same thing. Up and down. Buy when drop 5% or more then only sell when profit shows the total of that stock is 5% or more. Repeat.
Why my TSLA cheerleaders at
TSLA to 410 MU to 430 and GOOGL to 335 thank you for your attention to this matter
TSLA don’t touch 400 dump down to 385 pls ty
It's fantastically irritating that TSLA is in the S&P 500 and thus so many index funds.
TSLA is now back to where it was in November 2021
Stop it my pussy is already broken 😞 broke by btc mate gld spy TSLA nvda amazon
Just need MU TSLA and GOOG to go big green no problem no problem
> Nasdaq is about to roll over. Generational opportunity to get into puts this week before MSFT, META, and TSLA drop their turd ers on Wednesday. > Two weeks from now you regards will be wondering why nobody warned you about the earnings rug pull. Called it 1.5 weeks ago in the daily thread. Closing most of my puts out now. Anyone who missed out on this dump might have one more chance to get in when the indices re-test the 20 day moving average next week.
Retail is retarded and right here is the peak of it. ill detail: 50% of the postings here, the positions, the ideas, the "analysis" are a miracle: if you invert them, you at average make money, because they are able to select the worst expecations and then take position on them. But another 30% are very similiar stupid, only that they will rarndomly win, and you cannot destinct both of them. Another 10% are actual solid financial advice, often with a big risk tolerance. Another 5% are just funny trolling, intelligent Only the last 5% are valueable information TL;DR: somebody posting PLTR SLV MSFT NVDIA TSLA in a positive way right now is probably 80% just ignore it. its Noise, not signal. you are looking for 5%. considering 50% is outright stupid.
I'm not sure if I'd want to use TSLA as my comparison for an investment.
Next week. I have some powder for trimming TSLA at $481 in early December. Waiting for the market to dump some more before buying.
Tesla bubble won't pop. When it's teetering on the precipice, SpaceX will buy TSLA at $420.69/share. He's playing 69D chess, because in order to fuck 12 year olds you have to think like a 12 year old.
I wish Robinhood rolled out short selling when TSLA was approaching $500.
TSLA bagholders waiting for Optimus to wipe their ass
Just bought a TSLA put to save the market
Crazy how TSLA, NVDA, AMZN & META all at the 200 MA right now. MSFT obviously below it. Might see a bounce from here.
Does Leon still have TSLA balls deep in 🌽 or did he sell it?
I have made some money on TSLA puts a couple of times, but I shy away from it. Even when I am certain of a negative catalyst ahead, the stock often seems to react positively when that negative catalyst plays out exactly as everyone expected. "Terrible results, but stock up on new grand promises of something or other".
Legit thought TSLA would hold at 400 for a couple days while Elon did some fraud to stop the bleed, but it's just in freefall lol
Who hits $350 first, TSLA or MSFT?
Sold 2/5 of my TSLA 400p took profit scared of the V. Instant dump after
Can't wait to see TSLA below 380 and Muskrat losing principle
Musk buying all TSLA stock to try and keep it at 400
TSLA 350p are free money
TSLA calls for tomorrow at magic marijuana number strike price Don’t @ me
Whose buying the TSLA 420c for tomorrow with me
Please no V I need a blood bath specifically TSLA -10% ty
# Still Holding!! # Simple Structure Model (Risk-Balanced) You don’t need exact percentages, just **role clarity**: **Core (40–50%)** NVDA • TSLA • PLTR • INTC **Growth / Momentum (30–40%)** HOOD • INOD • CRWV **High-Beta / Tactical (10–20%)** MSTR • HYMC This keeps you in the game during pullbacks while still allowing explosive upside. **$INTC** **$NVDA** **$TSLA** **$HYMC** **$INOD** **$PLTR** **$CRWV** **$HOOD** **$MSTR**
I don't understand what the title implies. If you bought TSLA at IPO, if you bought $10,000 worth that would be valued around $3,000,000 today. It's hard to complain when that same money would be worth $80k if you had bought the S&P 500 instead. Again, you can like/dislike Elon for various reasons, but I think it's hard to argue against the investment success over the last 15 years.
TSLA hit the 300s before 500 throwing away a 95 point lead. This makes me warm inside
They've been undervalued the whole time (minus AAPL & TSLA) Their growth rates and profit margins are unreal even if AI never becomes profitable
I really wanna play this 3x TSLA short, but god this stock never makes any sense
Interesting to see the ETFs still holding $TSLA investment after the Epstein revelations. Any moral left at JPM, Schwab, Goldman etc.? Managers, boards of directors... all feeling okay? Ethic standards, codes of conduct everyone has to sign each year? Is it just a formality that does not mean anything? Or is everyone in the same swamp?
TSLA already V'ing is disgusting but funny since I don't touch it anymore
Need a -10% day from TSLA market rotating out of tech but forgetting about the most overpriced tech stock ever
What wr shorting? Probably TSLA right? Dont see how that does well
Unlikely. If anything, I'm worried that any success @ pumping SpX stock will end up pumping TSLA. By now it's all one intertwined financial empire that is likely to tank entire US economy when it pops.
$TSLA is at the PE ratio of over 400 and headed into 500 territory as this revenue keeps on going down.
I totally get the anxiety. Between the "Double Top" talk and the French authorities raiding X's offices (which definitely adds to the "Elon Risk" premium), it’s easy to feel bearish. However, if you look at the medium-to-long-term quantitative data, the picture is more about consolidation than a guaranteed "steep decline." I’ve been tracking some analysis from WhaleQuant, and their latest technical breakdown (as of Feb 4, 2026) offers a more nuanced view: Volatility Compression: TSLA isn't necessarily "dying"; it's in a "Squeeze" phase. The price is currently about 1.9 ATR below the adaptive KAMA baseline ($439). In quant terms, this usually means energy is building up for an asymmetric move once the compression resolves. Trend Score: Their system gives it a 40/100, which means the trend is currently "Indeterminate." While the long-term trend remains bullish, the short-term lacks confirmation. The $400 Level: You're right that it's hovering around $400. WhaleQuant notes that recent price action shows limited conviction and low participation, meaning neither the bulls nor the bears have taken control of the narrative yet. My take: The news about France and X is noise that affects sentiment, but the "Double Top" only confirms if we see a high-volume break below structural support. Right now, the data suggests we are in a "Pre-Expansion" phase. It’s a waiting game to see which way the volatility breaks. Would love to hear if anyone else is watching the ATR or KAMA levels on this.
I am telling you now that Tesla has a PE of 390, more than 10x the other MAG 7. No one wants shitty overpriced cars, or useless overpriced sex dolls pretending to do our laundry. When TSLA dies, I'm going to cum so hard all day everywhere. You better look out to not get pregnant
Buy TSLQ. Profit. Maybe. I’ve lost a shitload of money by buying that ETF ahead of earnings last year when TSLA was at $250. Bought some more when TSLA was at $490 and pared some losses, but trying to predict how that stock will move seems like a fool’s errand. I’d stay the hell away from it.
My thoughts is leave it alone. TSLA is too dangerous to buy and too dangerous to short. At least long term. Play it for a quick swing trade if that's your thing. Also X is a different company than Tesla.
One reason for TSLA's market cap resilience is the share owners' resolve that this is a long term investment. I see no reason that those same investors, who are going to be the first and maybe only people with access to this IPO, are all of a sudden going to expect profits this quarter from data centers that don't exist yet.
I also wonder if the current crypto crash is related to Mango Mussolini's foray into crypto. If they can crash BTC, then crypto bros will have no other option than to buy his coin? This is probably too simplistic, but I can't think of any other explanation. Also, how hasnt TSLA tanked? They literally put on their books their BTC holdings and counted it as equity. Doesn't this crash SEVERELY affect their valuation? Anyone monitoring those countries that have adopted BTC as a national currency, ehem, El Salvador?
People used TSLA as a proxy for space x. If they spin off SX as a standalone stock I think TSLA will deflate. But is not worth the risk.
I don't need to worry about making money on SpaceX or any other stonk! Elmo said the human race won't need jobs or money any longer because AI. I'm a new man, tomorrow at 9:30 est I'm going to offload all my TSLA, CVNA and MSTR puts my SLV and everything else because AI abides.
TSLA made me a millionaire, I bathe in Redditors tears daily
Well, it had a PER of 100. Granted not 300 like TSLA, but still much more than NVDA's 30. So one could ask: Why should RHM be 3 times more expensive than NVDA? (PERs by memory, should not be off by too far though.)
We are in a bull market. As soon as we turn, TSLA will be one of the first and biggest drops.
If useless crap like corn is popping, TSLA should be next to go to it's fair value of 40
holding my CVNA and TSLA shorts strong
PayPal’s alum is trading at 400PE, yet TSLA just keeps grinding on. Logical? Perhaps. Reasonable? Eff no.
Just look at TSLA. That shit should have tanked over a year ago. But somehow is still over $400 with a P/E of, checks notes, 392. I tried to buy puts on TSLA once, realized the stock is irrational and i have banned it from my port lol
There is literally no company more overvalued than TSLA vs. fundamentals, and this incl. Palantir btw. Elmo is incapable of operating companies with less than 3-digit forward PE.
Short TSLA to 300 seems easy
TSLA is a meme stock at this stage. It shouldnt be anywhere near that valuation. But markets aren’t logical. It’s pretty much done as a car company and now the latest pivot/sleight of hand is to Optimus…..
🌽 Will go to 0 and TSLA will be up 5%