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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA stopped making cars or something?
What the fuck? TSLA is red on bad news? What the fuck is going on? https://preview.redd.it/1g25m7kottsg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9537becf292d4139c6a1bf2ac131ca5895c81260
selling puts on TSLA 325 strike 3-4 weeks out
I don't care what happens TSLA is down 5% my day is complete
People hate when TSLA has revenue. Only p/e 1000
TSLA performance today deeply disgusts me
Wait you’re telling me TSLA went down on bad news?
If you think you can get better returns using those services, have at it. I don't mean that dismissively - I don't own the NASDAQ or S&P500 myself so I have no exposure to PLTR, TSLA, or(soon) SpaceX. Ultimately, it's your capital. When it comes to investing I know I personally just aim for the best risk adjusted returns I think I can realistically aim for.
Dude you dont understand. Buy TSLA because of robots
Oil up bigly, everything flat except for -6% TSLA. For some reason I am ok with this sacrifice.
TSLA eating shit has me elated.
Why isn't everyone cheering $TSLA 's fall? What are you guys even doing
TSLA is only steadily dying cause I finally decided to hold back at 415
If TSLA stock keeps dumping like this it might become significantly overvalued
Sources tells me TSLA is stable. Please God.
If SPY made a move like TSLA right now it would wipe out half of this sub lol
TSLA shares are speculative asset like, buttcon, or NFTs. The companies product is shares.
at some point everything looks too cheap not to buy even with oil up except TSLA fuck that shit
TSLA a precursor to SPY? Oh lord
If TSLA keeps dumping like this it might become significantly overvalued
Hopefully TSLA drops like 90% before the SpaceX IPO so even with that Musk doesn't get to be the first trillionaire.
TSLA STILL IN A BEARISH TREND ON THE DAILY https://preview.redd.it/b4mpwpd3dtsg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2a93d9a3255d82d23403826f2a2a735c81ccc3
TSLA is a sign of how SPY will end lol
I have OTM 400 TSLA calls
Whenever the date for the SpaceX IPO gets released, TSLA is going to moon like a mother trucker...
I feel like people forget how laughable Tesla was in 2018 when Musk took the huge pay package that was eventually struck down. At no point in time prior to 2018 had EV's been profitable for any manufacturer. Toyota Prius and other hybrids seems the more obvious solution than full EV's. Musk hit everything required in that 2018 package. EV's became profitable, the market cap of TSLA hit improbable levels. I know the left hates Musk for politics, but from a business standpoint you simply cannot argue that he has exceeded expectations in the past every single time. People like to come up with excuses ("oh he didn't start tesla" "oh well he was overpaid for paypal") but it's like, are people ignorant? Don't we all have the same data about how most lottery winners end up WORSE in 5 years after winning? When people like Musk and Cuban take their hundreds of millions and turn it into billions, I don't think people realize how impressive that is. I'm not going to be purchasing the IPO simply because I don't buy single stocks. But I have no doubt that a premium is justified here and that Musk will do what he always does which is prove the doubters wrong.
Send TSLA to the fucking trash where it belongs
Been diamond handing short market long oil positions for over a month now via shares and 6+ month options. It’s funny how many times I lost 2-5% port gains in the first couple trading hours. But overall it’s been good to just ride the downtrend and hold. Great action and news from TSLA at least today.
at least TSLA's staying consistent
Anyone else tempted by a little TSLA call? I figure that it’s got to do a little bounce next week.
TSLA drops because it's a shit company wit a PE 12x too high maybe
Actually this is the only segment of TSLA that is growing, energy. But it's revenue is so small compared to EV and it's just an okay percentage growth on smaller base - so not going to save the stock.
I wonder if TSLA is going to finally collapse. In the past delivery numbers were dogshit and it would pump from red to green. Now it just goes down and down and doesn't move up with the market.
Can someone genuinely explain to me why TSLA is worth over a trillion ?!
Did TSLA forget to set its alarm this morning?
Found the bag holder. I bought and sold TSLA for 30x.
why does TSLA reacts to bad news. I mean atp just pump it now as well
$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of April. Melon🍉 is just playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z Cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Caracas factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in June is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildo'ing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨🍳📚).
TSLA to the Stone Age!
Well at least TSLA is still deep red like the trash it is. lol
TSLA been holding its red through all this
Still red on TSLA calls :(
Ah it's rotation out of TSLA into the wider market, got it
Fk u and ur 16k gain. I'm gonna go sit by corner with my $500 gain from TSLA put.
TSLA is stable but volatile. SPAX is currently unknown but will likely be very volatile. So to answer your question: why not Zoidberg?
TSLA is just another 40% drop or so from being incredibly overpriced
TSLA or spaceX. Hmmm. Which one, which one.
I can’t differentiate between TSLA and my dogs huge pile 💩
I don’t know why everybody says don’t buy puts on TSLA. It’s by far my biggest money maker for options, don’t be an idiot when you buy them and buy with some time.
TSLA baggies watching everyone else climb back to green:
If they had exposure to TSLA via an ETF, they would have lost or made $0..... I kind of don't think you got the point of what I was trying to convey.....
Can’t think of which makes me chuckle more: people recently buying TSLA at 500 or people buying MSTR at 500 back in Nov 2024.
TSLA is the only stock that over promised and under delivers and price continues to rise. ‘Rise of the Cult’
spy is acting like TSLA now. am i cooked?
A day may come when the fanbois of Elon fails, when we forsake our calls and break all bonds with TSLA, but it is not this day. An hour of bers and shattered stonks, when the age of Muskboi comes crashing down! But it is not this day!
Does it matter? No. TSLA +10% or -10% followed by +20%.
I wonder if TSLA will crash after SpaceX IPO because Tesla shareholders will dump shares to buy SpaceX
TSLA is whatever I want it to be! 🌈
Lolz. “Why is TSLA down for missing deliveries on *CARS**, I thought it was a robotics company?” -Me, probably.
People are buying TSLA stock here
good time to short TSLA??? lol
Newsflash guys: TSLA is not a car company
Of course I didn't buy TSLA puts when I knew it was free money
I ended yesterday super out of the money on TSLA puts and now I am super in the money. Holy TACO
Good chance that's due to people swinging from TSLA to SpaceX.
yup, but it takes some capital to actually create income to solely live of. There is no specific rinse repeat option strategy, due to IV changing and sometimes options are cheap, and other times they are expensive so you sell the hell out of them. It just depends. to go naked (sell the option), you need some capital to lock up first, called margin. Than you need to have some capital encase the market drops out the back side. On ES a 1000 point drop like trumps tariff month 2025, could of taken a temporary $50k red negative number on an account if someone was short 1 ES put from the top, plus the $25k locked up to take that trade, and the premium collected before the IV spike of the drop would of been around $2,500 to $5,00 depending on strike sold. So this is all part of the planning, how much capital do you have, and how will you manage it. define the short put in this case, you cut back what you made, and it makes rolling a pain in the back side, unless you use a calendar to define...you need to practice all this out. I built a simulator, identical to a trading exchange with a candle chart to replay 5Y of SPY and TSLA to test out strategies during covid crash and other better times with low IV.
lmao TSLA getting pounded. I know it has more to do with shit like manufacturing and shipping costs but it's a great reminder that Musk nuked his own public image mere months before a massive green energy opportunity
Dude TSLA getting fucking obliterated lol. I swear every one of the MAG7 has gotten pounded at some point this week
everyone with a brain wishes TSLA to burn and crumble.
TSLA should be down -20% since its being supported by jokes
TSLA should be under 200 , especially when we know how joke the gov is.
TSLA is no longer a car company, so oil prices surging has no affect 😦🤌
TSLA going down, RIVN going up.
TSLA actually reacting to bad deliveries?? Missed a super low estimate...
aaaand TSLA misses deliveries, back to $350
Nuclear apocalypse: TSLA +3%
TSLA holding up better than I would prefer.
I will buy the market dip when TSLA’s P/E is below 100, not before.
That's exactly what is being talked about, Einstein.. what are you talking about? Day trading TSLA lol?
Is position in TSLA in the room with us right now?
$TSLA gonna pump 5% off that.
Who’s ready for TSLA to announce another quarter of shit deliveries and pump 5% off of it?
Adding some numbers to the discussion. On the daily chart, SPY's MACD is at -9.19 which is notably negative — that kind of reading usually takes time to work off even if we get a bounce. RSI at 46 is neutral, so there's room to go in either direction without hitting oversold. The key range to watch is the 50MA at $675.52 as resistance and the 200MA at $658.74 as the big support floor. Right now we're trading in between those two, which is a no-man's-land that options sellers tend to love and directional traders hate. Support at $653.61 and resistance at $678.01 give a pretty defined channel. For options positioning, that ~$24 range is relevant for iron condor placement or for deciding strike selection on directional plays. With Trump's Iran speech adding overnight risk, NVDA ($169.81 support / $177.88 resistance, RSI 47.3) and TSLA ($367.71 support / $383.90 resistance, RSI 46.4) are both in similar neutral-but-leaning-weak setups. TSLA's MACD at -10.51 is particularly ugly — deeper negative than SPY's. Worth watching how futures react before committing to direction tomorrow. The technicals say "range-bound with bearish lean" until proven otherwise. *Not financial advice — just sharing the numbers I'm looking at. Do your own research.*
In 100 years when we are mining asteroids and living on Mars, what company do you think is going to have their logo slapped all over every single shipping crate, space suit, helmet, etc. Of course the valuation is insane because it's speculation. But currently TSLA, SPACEX, and Elon are the absolute best bet on investing in the next frontier. It may never happen, but if it does... worth the risk to a lot of peeps
I should really stop making directional bets dude . Haven't won a single bet except TSLA puts in the last 1 year lmao
This big dump and TSLA not even red That's when you know we got more selling to do tomorrow