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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I am starting to scale into AMZN, AVGO, and MU as core positions based on earnings visibility and forward valuation. I am selectively adding SNOW and NFLX around earnings where valuation and sentiment look more balanced. SOFI and PLTR are smaller, opportunistic positions based on longer term growth assumptions. TSLA is a tactical add depending on price action and volatility.
Today probably green as fuck except TSLA and MSFT
Car bros also said TSLA was a dumpster before 2020. LOL
If TSLA goes below 400 this week I am cashing out these puts and buying a new Tesla car
Hey guys! New to WSB here :) Have any of you ever made money buying TSLA puts before? Should I buy some tomorrow at open?
TSLA an infinity stone? Lmao. More like a cereal ring
On February 25th, Jensen Huang will reveal that he has assembled the 6 infinity stones (GOOGL, MSFT, META, AMZN, TSLA, and itself) and will wipe every bear out at once. They'll sell a ton of puts up until then only to make them worthless afterwards.
Can we all agree TSLA should be sub 400 this week? Or does it still have retard strength keeping it prop up
nice, i'm waiting for TSLA to hit 25 personally
TSLA is exactly the one to put in the bag
Bought TSLA puts, doubling down and buying more until it hits 350
Mooooom, dad's buying TSLA puts agaaaain
Surely someone's gotta go to jail for propping up TSLA. Total manipulation.
PE is def overstretched on NVDA compared to other top tech stocks excluding TSLA. But still lower than WMT COST. Boring retail stocks command 46-50 froward PE while MSFT sits at 23, man in what Universe does this make any sense. It seems to me that it’s not the “market is taking approach” but rather coordinated effort to trap retail investors into one thing, then move on to another and trap them there, and repeat the cycle over and over. Nothing else can explain the market movements.
My TSLA puts might be deep fried
God has decided to punish me, so expect TSLA to moon—and my puts be kilt
“Anti Elon Tesla Club” Saw this in the wild today. Does this mean calls or puts on TSLA? My simple brain can’t compute. https://preview.redd.it/ptj0qcm28yjg1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9803cb62c2aae08bf6a800e5d271aaa2e10806
Not buying calls or puts this time, got burnt on TSLA earnings, shares hardly moved on earnings, comparing apples to oranges but not noticing big swings on earnings this year.
Its not deranged? Tell me TSLA is not overpriced, man..
TSLA below 400 tomorrow would be sweet.
Some of my biggest L's have been going short on TSLA. I switched to calls even when it makes no sense, and it's made me a lot more money lmao.
Godspeed. I think TSLA and INTC will rocket into the stratosphere on hype, not sure about META.
Just put the Mag7 in the bag bro (except TSLA)
Good lord. Just add auto. Keep doing TSLA and NVDA if you want. Or just buy VOO on auto weekly basis. Only sell assets when you have an urgent expense to pay for. Use new monies for VOO or just set auto weekly buys for individual stocks you like (just no penny stocks). At your age remove “defensive” and “dividend” from your vocabulary. Spend less than you earn, auto invest, don’t panic sell, do that forever. It’s not that hard.
Idk about fighting TSLA
> TSLA just has to be red tomorrow. so you don't even need the market to be open to make your daily deranged TSLA spam?
> 120k missed on a handful of OTM TSLA calls a few months before they split. I sold em for $400 profit thinking I was that smartest person on the planet. Doubled up on Tesla btween 2017 and 2018 (round about the time Musk was talking about taking them private at $420). Thought I'd got out at just the right time with 3 or 4 grand in my pocket. Oh boy was I wrong haha
TSLA has updated its roadmap
> Biggest warning for this DD is that he had 2 shares of $TSLA... Actually it belongs to my kids
Think this China robot show tonight will pump TSLA?
Fucking TSLA honestly Only thing that will go up regardless
\> OpenAI Codex 5.3 and Anthropic's Opus 4.6 \> two shares of TSLA https://preview.redd.it/mjmkv9ovhvjg1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=2591992bcced2645d73d54d867c6a70dd418a396
120k missed on a handful of OTM TSLA calls here right before they split. I sold em for $400 profit thinking I was that smartest person on the planet.
Biggest warning for this DD is that he had 2 shares of $TSLA... Aside from hardware depreciation (which is real, used to work in datacenters myself and no customers wanted to use obsolescent hardware when using the latest LLM), AI use will remain niche for most fields. Most social white collar jobs have a tough time implementing it usefully: https://indatalabs.com/blog/ai-adoption-by-industry Still bearish on AI, Burry (as usual) is right on the money and AI will not be adopted as fast as you think it will be. Robots for manufacturing, on the other hand, have been adopted since the '70s, with no signs of slowing.
Any TSLA holders here? Why? Can you explain your thesis for it
Sure, all of us that own equities would love to see them parabolic and take profit along the way…but the reality is that it doesn’t always work that way and when you don’t take profit…you shoot yourself in the ass because you were naive or greedy. The market can do what the market wants to. Stocks go up…stocks go down. Ask yourself should TSLA be valued with a P/E north of 400? I mean I own TSLA too, do I think it’s overpriced…yep by about $200 but I’m not complaining. The chapter book of AI is only on chapter 1…the last chapter of dot.com didn’t end well. One trillion in capex isn’t chicken feed.
but isnt this the case with TSLA? (hyped stock not bc of numbers) with the current multiple tesla is far off any other tech-firm i see your point with financing, not sure if the correlation is higher stock price -> company “becomes” more succsesfull or rather the stock price is high bc it’s a successful company but i see where you come from
This bitch going down on Tuesday. Full porting TSLA puts.
Short high PE stocks like ARM TSLA CVNA PLTR NVDA
!banbet TSLA 430 2d
And no, why would the “goal” be to just recover losses? That’s of course asinine. The goal is to make calculated, strategic investments in something you have conviction could be the next Amazon or TSLA or NVDA. Tell me why ASTS couldn’t be that? They seem to be pretty legitimate. Unless they’ve just been making AI videos of their satellite launches and straight up lying about contracts with the major cell phone service providers.
jeffrey epstein told me theres two things he knows, one is to pick hot chics and the other hot stocks, he told me to buy TSLA
Remember when Elon was all 'give me the plan to end world hunger for $6 billion and i'll do it' and then they gave him the plan for 6.6 billion and he was like 'jk lol' TSLA
The only logical move is TSLA Calls
Despite all the negativity here, I agree with your post entirely. Also, see if you can give away the kids. If you throw in the TSLA shares, someone might take them, then you can start accumulating real wealth.
I have CVNA put that will make me a ten-thousandare if CVNA goes to 80 before then end of the year. Also TSLA.
TSLA offers a brand new car if you trade in two 32GB RAM sticks
"I have TSLA shares". Beyond parody 😂
I've seen it first hand myself. I know someone who repeatedly bought cars in New York and drove them to Virginia to sell to them to CVNA for thousands more than they just paid in a prearranged sale. Further, it looks to me like they spend at least $5 million each to build their ridiculous car vending machine buildings. Amortize that cost over 20 years with interest and divide it by the number of cars per year each location is selling and it's a meaningful cost versus the dealer selling on a dirt lot. I can't imagine it's cheap to insure or repair these facilities either. It doesn't add any value to me personally but I'm sure lots of people are impressed by it and somehow equate that fancy operation to better cars being sold. The one near me will be empty one day and full the next. I have no idea what they are doing with the cars but I don't think they are selling them and just moving them around looks expensive. I feel like what you are calling out about Carvana is true to some extent in many of the tech companies. TSLA is the worst offender. I'll spare you the full breakdown but it doesn't take an analyst to figure out there's no way to justify its valuation based on reported results or anything actually in the pipeline for future revenue. The hyperscalers, AI ,and chip makers are all investing in each other, with very little real external revenue, and few prospects for any materializing. Maybe they are counting on a great reset where crypto or CBDCs and the compute power to maintain them replaces the entire financial system as we know it. Companies fire most of their white collar employees relying on compute to replace them all, at which increase their dependence on the data centers, giving them greater pricing power. The third possibility I see is that they are positioning themselves for a future of AGI with exponentially greater compute requirements. However, most people who know anything about the matter will tell you that is still years away. If Moore's law is even close to being predictive, the hardware in these centers will likely be obsolete before that time comes and certainly before their loans are paid off. The final possibility is that the tech industry as a whole can spend with wreckless abandon because it knows the USG will bail out the whole industry, just like it did with the banks and auto makers. Too big to fail and all of that BS. The problem is that I don't think any of these scenarios justifies the cost and scale of the data center build out being made. It all looks speculative to me. So CVNA looks to me like just another one of the modern grifts, a game of musical chairs just waiting for the music to stop for the last time. Someone will eventually be a bag holder and my money is that it won't be the Garcia's.
Other than TSLA, but yeah. It’s not crazy overvalued though. I guess we’ll see. It’s definitely been pumped from this recent rotation into value stocks
>PS: my only current holdings are two shares of TSLA for my children. I'm actually broke AF (not due to stock trading, just in between jobs). Bro literally put all of his poker chips into the one pot which is destined to fail.
Let’s see, I’m middle aged. In my investment career I’ve seen a few huge trends. -Internet stocks- the best in breed absolutely mooned. 2001 was a pullback but unless you thought Pets.com was the next MSFT you probably did OK. Then came: -Social media and video- This is the 2007-2012 era of Google, NFLX and Meta. They were leaders in the industry. Then and now. Unless you full ported on Snapchat then you’ve done great. -A more boring trend, the move away from cash to electronic payments. This is visa, Mastercard, etc. -Renewable energy- turns out this was a mega trend with varying returns. Have to be fair. Not all trends make you rich. But many of the leaders have done great. -Electric vehicles. Yeah, long term TSLA shareholders are pretty happy. Myself included. -And now- AI and space. Look above and tell me you actually believe the leaders in this mega trend will not produce great returns.
I’ve argued for a wealth tax bracket system of: 10% every dollar after trillionaire, 1% every dollar after billionaire, .1% every dollar after millionaire and .01% every dollar before millionaire. Small but just enough to force people like Musk to sell a hefty bit of there shares to people who are growing their wealth. Just enough to fight inequality and let younger generations pick the value of these companies. If Musk and Bezos had to sell 1% of their stocks, I guarantee Bezos would keep more of his wealth as younger less wealthy people would buy $AMZN and not $TSLA. It’s needed in this game of capitalism, but only on a Pareto like distribution.
Tbh, young kids should be investing in high risk, high reward stocks like ASTS. They have a 35ish year runway to recover any losses. Of course they should have some money in savings and not gamble away their entire life savings on risky investments but this is the time for them to take risks and learn. -from a late 30s investor who wished I didn’t listen to OP’s bs when I sold TSLA 4 years ago
But somehow TSLA market cap will be 1000 times higher
Burry short on TSLA backfired miserably same will be said on his PLTR puts. Although he says " he's not shorting PLTR". Burry is about to get buried. Total grifter in my book.
Back when MB shorted TSLA, TSLA rose 700% He just shorted PLTR, PLTR is about to MOOOOOOON!
Not necessarily. If he is fine being long 100 TSLA, which, in a 200k account would represent about 10% of the buying power (assuming Regulation T margin), why would he not be fine selling the 450 put and buying the $300 put? That exposes him to not even 50% downside of TSLA
My plan Tuesday morning? Beat my meat and then full port TSLA puts
There isn't? Even when there's a growth story that PE doesn't capture as a single metric? Companies that once had a 500+ PE: TSLA, AMZN, NVDA, NFLX.
>why anyone would try and beat the market and not just invest in an index fund. Is it literally that people want to try and get rich quick? OP: It depends on how they decisde and take decision. Two of my friends made millions by doing this, but they are not stock savvy or tech savvy. They buy, believe they are right and hold. First one: Bought AAPL during 1998-2001 and hold even now, worth 10M or more, getiing $36000 as dividend every year. Proof he gave [https://imgur.com/kYbT96t](https://imgur.com/kYbT96t) Another one, bought FB ($37),GOOGL,TSLA($35) just after IPO at market price did not sell any stock yet,almost 45 M , proff [https://imgur.com/u9HgMPz](https://imgur.com/u9HgMPz) I tried to spot something like that never worked for me, it is my mindset - trades when I see 100% gain, but they do not sell !
TSLA laying off 300 people next week. we need to unload our shares before then. omg did u see 31's feet? oh fuck. hahahaha. they look so fucking stupid i cant breathe.
Puts on MSTR IBIT ETHA COIN HOOD BMNR SOFI TSLA
TSLA options are cheaper now than I've ever seen due to low IV of around 42
the only mag7 worth holding is TSLA, the rest are junk have-been stocks
Well if Elon would get snaked that would sure mean a lot considering TSLA is already a dumb stock as is and synonymous with Muskrat.
TSLA. They're going to slam it below 400 finally.
I'm not saying it's not possible, just saying it's not worth it. There are non cults you can short instead and keep your sanity. Look at TSLA for example - it's been over valued for ages but it's a cult.
Well, it's official... The entire Magnificent 7 is now negative YTD 📉 🔴 Nvidia ( $NVDA ) -1.29% 🔴 Meta ( $META ) -1.64% 🔴 Alphabet ( $GOOGL ) -2.16% 🔴 Apple ( $AAPL ) -4.50% 🔴 Tesla ( $TSLA ) -6.58% 🔴 Amazon ( $AMZN ) -13.24% 🔴 Microsoft ( $MSFT ) -16.75%
Crazy how stocks like NFLX and MSFT are getting battered while dogshit stocks like TSLA haven't (relatively speaking if TSLA was to correct like BAG 7 has been, given its volatility it would be in the 300s)
I think we rocket higher next week. Not sure about catalysts, but there are lot of structural things that are encouraging. Bitcoin (imo a good liquidity proxy) went higher today, reinforcing that 60k was prob the interim bottom. Equal-weight S and P was actually higher today by a 1%, so you're so seeing strong breadth. The only reason why we barely went positive is because every Mag7 stock was down, escept for TSLA (which is irrelevant). Also short interest in tech probably peaked. This is not something you see if market wants to make a new low. Market had many chances to make new low's.
If you keep buying TSLA puts I don't know if time will help
How was the week for TSLA 600k bro?
TSLA Bubble still holding. Frankly, amazing. How can Musks complete Bullshit still keep together 1500B ?! needs to pop like everything
you bought 260 TSLA at 430$ Congratulations :E :D
TSLA is at like 300 P/E bro all the SPY is at 35 P/E bro while your inflation is stubborn and Euro is actually hardening and our stonks are like 15 P/E bro, capital is required to pay interest, you know so.... im sorry to burst ya bubble, but the party is over, we are Selling USA this year and the next year to come. When Mango is on horizont of leaving, you can have a real growth again, but till then: Sorry, but just nope.
I’m swinging $15,000 worth of TSLA $417.5 puts into next week. Cooked
The difference is TSLA makes vehicles in high volume and profitable while Rivian is the opposite. I just don't ever see how they will be anything other than niché which is fine.
Fine I’ll take 70% on TSLA puts, but that shit is gonna see 400 and I’m gonna regret it
Just let TSLA go red, how is it green barely
all you TSLA nerds our there who think Elon is such a cool techy guy. RIVN is the real deal, switch over to the RIVN master race.
Always some bullshit going on with TSLA. Fuckers won't let it end red even if the market was down 2%.
The amount of propping up TSLA gets is insane.
No need to panic everyone, $TSLA is still green
Fuckin beautiful rug pull. Loaded TSLA puts for next week
Would love it if TSLA flash crash to 400 right now
$WMT is still greatly undervalued. If you are scared of a strong reversal the historical drawdown is 15%. Just set a trailing stop of 20% and reset at each ATH. Look at TSLA with a PE of 400. That says all you need to know about the stock market. If you think ratios mean anything anymore you are out of touch.
TSLA puts for next week
Holy shit I’ve made like 10 gs on these TSLA peaks and valleys. Major boner going into the weekend.
TSLA and MSTR are the only stocks worth holding long term
TSLA just doesnt care about the rest of plebs and living the life of its own