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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I wish I didn’t bitch out and kept my TSLA puts and TSLZ when it was $490.
We all know NVDA should be trading at $294 if we're living in the TSLA version of reality
"prop up Rite Aid up forever" Propping up TSLA forever seems to work. So far.
TSLA at 420 is not a meme anymore
Tempted to buy puts on TSLA prior to earnings - am I a regard?
$TSLA 5/1 $425C seems like free money.
Because TSLA doesn't just represent the car company. It's exposure to the entire Musk Empire of companies. Once the SpaceX IPO is completed, it will push TSLA down further.
So when is the next drop? Need TSLA to go below 360.
I know I said 400 eod for TSLA as a joke but honestly it could actually happen
Fundamental/reality don't matter in the short term and it can take a long time to reflect in price. If they reflect in real world price, there is no point in analyzing company, because everything is priced in. The same also apply, just because you buy something cheap, doesn't mean the market will suddenly become sane in the next day/week, and some stock like TSLA/PLTR just make no sense for a very long time.
TSLA 420 calls for 4/20 are still cheap at now .15 its a good fkn lotto ticket.
I'm dumb enough to bet against TSLA and also not dumb enough to understand why it keeps pumping
I‘m not dumb enough to bet against TSLA, but it still annoys me that it‘s still up there
TSLA bers get clobbered again what else is new
This is a 7% day on TSLA easily
$PLTR, $TSLA, $ORCL, $META, $HOOD, and crypto all booming. All of the worst people on earth just keep getting richer. What a happy place.
How tf is TSLA the most up MAG7. Apple hasn't gone up even 1 percent in the past week.
TSLA is about to breakout here
lot of short squeeze happening today, pick one SNAP NKE TSLA
I'd bucket SNDK separately because the risk there is demand cycle, not mega cap crowding. For TSLA and GOOG, I care less about raw concentration and more about how much upside still depends on multiple expansion and AI expectations. Once that starts driving the thesis, I cut size.
TSLA calls it’s gonna go for $387
TSLA has a lot fanboys everywhere, so at this point i don't bother saying anything about the company
TSLA is like 2x overvalued lmfao
TSLA 4/20 420 strike calls .09 good one!
Short king TSLA it’s time
Starlink is whatever it is worth x300. See TSLA.
Going long TSLA is a pretty good idea here. You know Musk is going to pump his goon stock to the moon.
Most stocks are ripping, but TSLA is skipping this rally 😲
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I disagree. I remember when $TSLA got hot it drove up all the EV stocks. I think SpaceX IPO will do wonders for $RKLB, just like it shot up 10% on SpaceX ipo news originally. Cheers
I don't think SpaceX stock is going to make sense, just like TSLA stock doesn't
SpaceX will trade like TSLA, irrational valuation but great for options sellers
CVNA above TSLA is crazy work 😂
Don't SELL regardless of what anyone tells you. Wait for an IPO and if you can stomach it wait another 5-10 years post IPO. TSLA went to the moon (no pun intended) and so will space x if you have patience. I'm so glad I held onto my TSLA stock.
SNDK is the new TSLA @ 400 P/E?
Listen up friend, you're not dumb. Your gut is right. Trust it and load up on puts.......look the hormuz strait is closed, there's war, chaos, tragedy and an AI bubble. "My gut is right, the fundamentals are there" you say. So do it, and sleep good. The next day you make your expensive-ish coffee and sit in front of the news "Mngo declares mission accomplished, now best friends with ayatollah. Pledges 3 trillion to AI funding. Pudin signs peace treaty with Ukraine"....."TSLA says AGI achieved" "Altman predicts 14 trillion revenue in 2026" Listen man, it's just a one off, let's try again.......let's load up on calls......
SNDK is having that 2020 TSLA run. Crazy
The Elon factor is mostly to take anything he says with a grain of salt. His forward looking projections are very unrealistic and they have been for many years. He built something special for sure, but at the IPO price you are buying in at a crazy expensive price. wild valuation multiples at peak for companies like Palantir is basically where SpaceX begins. I never understood TSLA, but it kept going up anyway....so who knows.
I have little 5% to 10% chunks of my capital doing different, sometimes opposite things on different timelines (delta-balancing) and I set hard stop losses and profit taking limit orders when I open a position. That way if I have a really bad day, I’m down 5-10% instead of working at Wendy’s. I don’t get the thrill of full porting into 0DTE TSLA calls and hoping for the algo gods to smile on me and 10x-ing my portfolio overnight, but I also don’t have a gambling addiction or a death wish.
Believe it or not, TSLA hasn’t joined the meme yet. And yes, I expect revenues to halve in the next 2 years.
well TSLA short guy is gone. Probably made life changing money on this huge drop for TSLA and retired.
> Reddit has been saying the exact thing about TSLA, esp after Elon went full right-wing/Trump, and that ticker is irrational as fuck. Anyone saying "get the fuck out" and acting 100% sure about SpaceX being a bust is not trustworthy TSLA stock has been volatile, but completely sideways for 5 years. The only people making money on it since covid are swing trading it. It hasn't been a good investment holding for awhile.
the fact that $TSLA has a squeeze potential to $420 this week is crazy. 68% chance it seems
from my experience, shorting $TSLA was good long term. but you develop a mindset and it keeps you holding longer than you should and did not end well. :/
I lost that amount trading TSLA back in 2022. I bought 60k weekly calls going into an announcement and it sold off and my position was cut in half. That was back when sell the news was a thing.
Just lost 30k playing 0DTE TSLA calls and puts trying to chase losses. If I didn't enable margin trading today I would've been up $1000
one trade counts as 4 or 5 . If you buy 400 shares TSLA i.e. And sell it limit at bid or ask and you get hit with 4x 100 sells even thoguh you bought 400, that's 4 roundtrips.
No one can see this but TSLA about to crash 😎
As you say, it's completely disconnected. It doesn't matter what they say, or even demonstrate. TSLA is like crypto and Tulipmania, just The Greater Fool Theory playing out on a large scale.
TSLA holding positive. Heard Musk thinks the sex robot will be out "soon." All of it's holes are razor sharp stainless steel.
I’ve been there with TSLA covered calls. You have to decide if the tax implications (capital gains) is worth it from the sale of your shares. For me I decided it wasn’t worth it and closed the position for a loss.
TSLA calls were not the play 10 mins ago
TSLA is up $5. I do not understand anything.
TSLA still going full regard lmao
I don't care about most bullshit, but TSLA being green is just appalling at this point.
Thanks TSLA but why the jump?
STC last TSLA 4/17 360c @3.26; 4x2.94 -> 3x3.41 + 1x3.26; 11.76 -> 13.49; 15% profit
STC last TSLA 4/17 360c @3.26; 4x2.94 -> 3x3.41 + 1x3.26; 11.76 -> 13.49; 15% profit
TSLA staying within a $1 range for the first 15 minutes... super normal.
TSLA will be crashing at open
TSLA is green, my puts are ded
LMAO @ thinking TSLA is an EV play. It is actually horrible, there are no good EV plays even though it's fixing to be one of the strongest industries of the future. RIVN is too fukt and ghey, and the Chinese ones are a joke (in terms of their price action)
High gas prices is good for the EV sector, right? ^(please buy my TSLA shares 🙏)
And there's a trillion to be made by shorting $TSLA. Good luck timing it without getting blown the fuck out.
"Sooner or later" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. People have been saying that for over half decade now specifically about TSLA.
Not you specifically. I mean we all are buying the narrative when we buy a stock. There are people who will always justify SpaceX or TSLA's valuation by simply saying it's Elon and he always delivers. And the reason why the premium stays so high is because he props up the company using only hype and nothing else. That's why FSD took over 10 years. And before the tech even fully matures and penetrates into the market, he's already onto robotics, which I assume will take him another 10 years and other players half the time he needs. But he will still command a way higher premium. When you deliver on a promise, the numbers can be put in a spreadsheet and the real PE comes out, it leaves no room for imagination. But if you never deliver on any promise much like how LOST could show you mysteries after mysteries without giving you any of the answers, it kept people interested. P/E has to stay grounded, but P/dream can be infinite.
I believe it's a joke because the market treats valuation like a joke and we all know you can't argue with the market. I wish it were otherwise so good companies can get rewarded. But that isn't the case most of the time. If they want to allow Space X to IPO at over 2 trillion dollars with 15b of revenue while keeping Microsoft below 20 PE, those are the prices that people will be paying. You're buying the hype and the narrative. Jensen probably never should have delivered on those GPUs. Had Blackwell remained a dream that was never delivered much like TSLA with all its promises, the valuation could have gone so much higher. Instead, you're looking at a company with negative revenue growth trading at 300 PE while a company like NVDA with consistently insane profitability and growth trades at 20 forward PE.
I wonder if BTC, PLTR or TSLA will create more bagholders
All-in on TSLA YOLO calls it is then.
TSLA is the ultimate meme stock. Once the market turns, these are the stocks that fall the most. Wouldn’t be surprised if it loses 70% of the value during an overall downturn of the market. The problem is, if Trump can fail and become president, anything is possible. Americans are weirdly attracted to the super wealthy and it is nearly impossible for them to fail.
If that was the case Michael Burry a.k.a the king of shorts would have shorted TSLA instead of PLTR and NVDA. May your PUTS rest in peace.
Have you heard of a company called $TSLA. I bought puts on this company everytime it should’ve gone to zero. Guess how many times I was right. Thats right, zero!
A used TSLA model Y performance with 25k miles for $30k is a crazy value tbh
At the end of the day nobody here really knows. However I will say that these are the facts as I see them: * That valuation is crazy * The Elon Musk effect does seem to mean stocks can be irrational * Even with TSLA's insane voodoo magic it is still only comparatively sitting at a "low" $1.3 trillion. I just don't see how even with a lot of irrationality there is much potential upside. Like realistically you have Amazon sitting at $2.5 trillion and Alphabet at $3.8 trillion. Is the rocket company really going to overtake those? Do institutions buy that? Does retail have the wallet for that especially in these times? I just don't see it. I believe TSLA was a flash in the pan where it happened at the right time and with the right factors. The fundamentals just aren't there for SpaceX and meme power seems stretched thin at this moment. I mean I get you are willing to wait decades but that just seems like a lot of opportunity cost for such a high gamble. I mean it's not like the stock will be going parabolic over the next two decades even in the best case scenario. I would get out while you can and you could always get back in later once things stabilize and you are liking what you are seeing. It would reduce a lot of the risk and the cost for exit and rentry would be relatively small compared to decades of growth if things play out how you hope. Maybe I'm dead wrong but I just don't see the vision.
So, I bought TSLA a few days after the IPO. The IPO was at $20 a share, it initially dipped and it took a while to get rolling. From my perspective it was prices fairly. FB, similar - but the bankers screwed up that IPO so it isn't necessarily comparable. I think this IPO is priced too high and it won't get the usual IPO bump. It might even close day-1 down a little.
Meme stocks do usually die though, TSLA is very unique in its behavior in most regards to the point that the stock looks more like a cult than anything else. The only real example in meme stocks I can see of this prolonged trend of overvaluation is GME which actually has a comparably reasonable P/E when comparing it to TSLA, and is notably another cult stock.
Gotta be honest with you mayne, single life is not that bad. Zero bs , zero nagging. But you gotta hold yerself responsible like I gotta ask meself why the fuck am I irresponsibly long on 'em TSLA 500 calls leaps . Many such cases
Sure. Tell me how amazing your TSLA and PLTR position is doing these days.
TSLA back to $350+ over night. ez.
Not at all, note how I wrote "the more useless the advice is", not "the more wrong the advice is" Reddit has been saying the exact thing about TSLA, esp after Elon went full right-wing/Trump, and that ticker is irrational as fuck. Anyone saying "get the fuck out" and acting 100% sure about SpaceX being a bust is not trustworthy
TSLA really going to open green tomorrow huh
get that fraud TSLA out of mag7
TSLA at $8 sounds amazing.
A religious ideology doesn’t have “surrender” in their DNA as in their thoughts they cannot allow “Allah” to fail. Strait of Hurmoz is a big benefit indeed, they cannot to give it up easily for sure. To be honest, i don’t want to be in Trump shoes right now. He has to choose from either bitter choices. My fear this war will drain US resources, Increase inflation, mid-term disappointment or the end of once being the greatest country of the world. We’ll see a bloody Monday for sure unless we hear something of a real positive weight until tonight, which I doubt. Bitcoin is already 2.5% down and stock market will follow. I guess I am for the MU, NVDA, TSLA longer term.
TSLA stock was always an Elon Musk conviction bet, but now with the SpaceX IPO happening, I think it gets significantly repriced
Just sell a 1/2 or a 1/3 of it if theres peak retail mania. Hold the rest. If you look at all the other space stocks they are way over valued by any metric. But SpaceX is the gorilla by a long shot and on top of that Musk is consolidating his companies into a mega conglomerate. X, xAI, SpaceX and Tesla becoming a “robotic” company will also merge at some point. Why because that is the selling point to institutional buyers loaded with a flailing EV company stock. It’s also the only way Musk can bring up Tesla market cap up enough to earn that 1T in incentives. This is about the Musk Inc. conglomerate and why it’s valued so high. If I had the shares I would see how high it’ll go at IPO. I believe most people will dump the ASTS LUNR etc. to buy SpaceX and the same with TSLA/musk fanboys that many market orders hitting will punch it. Sell some and then wait for the TSLA merger and probably sell it at that peak before the merger. Don’t wait till after cause there will be a dump afterwards.
TSLA to $250 please then I’ll go balls deep
My TSLA calls expired worthless on Friday and left me broke.. so be sure and get your TSLA calls in the morning!