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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Time to start loading up on VWAGY calls and TSLA puts. Everytime I see a baddie behind the wheel, she’s driving a Tiguan, whereas all the model Y drivers are middle aged Korean men
As soon as TSLA drops the “Optimus now available to pre order” the stock is gonna have one of biggest runs its ever had
Yet another meaningless trading day for TSLA. How many times can it creep up to 350 then down to 300. Deadweight.
Ok - so there are some ways to do what you suggest. Bear in mind that some of the option spreads that I mentioned are "defined loss" spreads. That means that the maximum amount that a trader will lose is known in advance. And the trader will not lose more money than they are willing to trade. That said - using option derivatives - a trader could model a trade so that the losses are capped and if volatility increases and the Noire's companies raise instead of fall - profit or break-even can still occur. The losses (the cost of the trade) will occur only if the stock price doesn't move much. Basically - if the stock price stays within a bounded range, there will be losses. But if the stock moves in either direction - it can be profitable. And it can be modeled so that there is even more profit if the Noire stock drops a lot. Some examples - but because they are more complex option spreads. I've linked a visual tool using TSLA since you mentioned Musk. On the page - click the "Graph" button and slide out the range so you can see how the profit/loss curve looks like. * Long Straddle - [TSLA Jan 16th '26 330 Straddle](https://optionstrat.com/build/straddle/TSLA/.TSLA260116P330,.TSLA260116C330) * Guts - [TSLA Jan 16th '26 310/360 Guts](https://optionstrat.com/build/guts/TSLA/.TSLA260116C310,.TSLA260116P360) * Put Ratio Backspread - [TSLA Jan 16th '26 280/330 Put Ratio Backspread](https://optionstrat.com/build/put-ratio-backspread/TSLA/.TSLA260116P280x2,-.TSLA260116P330) * Bull Put Ladder - [TSLA Jan 16th '26 280/330/380 Bull Put Ladder](https://optionstrat.com/build/bull-put-ladder/TSLA/.TSLA260116P280,.TSLA260116P330,-.TSLA260116P380) You can play around with the strikes yourself so that you can see how the profit/loss curve looks like. There are variations of these types of spreads which can be more complex to manage the profit/loss curve.
Double dojis + massive ascending triangle TSLA 420.69 incoming
TSLA, understandable, GLD, not so much.
The only reason I am still bullish on TSLA is because Tom Lee says so and ever since I started trusting that mf and abandoning my own internal dialogue I’ve started making money.
TSLA is the anti- bear stock. Not even Bill Gates can short it successfully.
NVDA follows TSLA. Which means a $12 pump in the morning. Don’t blame me, it’s science.
Look at those indecision dojis on TSLA It’s about to pop to 360ish or dump to 300ish Friday lottos will print, but which way?
Head of TSLA robotics is mechahitler
I sold my TSLA puts earlier than optimal this afternoon, but can't complain about a 50% gain
TSLA premiums are so dang high on calls at any expiration. MM’s are terrified of this stock going on a random moon mission
The EV king is BYD. TSLA is a robotics company this year. Next year will probably bring yet another pumping pivot. Gotta keep up…
Watch TSLA float back up to days high
Covered more TSLA short around 334.7 (from 340) and took profit, 💰
Did you all buy the TSLA dip yet?
Covered more TSLA short around 334.8 (from 340.4) and took profit, 💰
TSLA doing TSLA things, lmao. Sprinting downhill, lol.
Covered some TSLA short at 335.3 (from 342) and took profit, 💰
https://preview.redd.it/zbvc3xnvtzmf1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9001533cd89026b72905421f1047de09b22637d5 Me on the backseat of a TSLA robotaxi
TSLA trading at 190 P/E is so crazy, when we gonna dump to $150 a share? When Donnie say Elon no longer his friend? Wait, that already happened.
TSLA entire share price being as high as it is is a result of financial engineering and funds (likely funded by elon) buying copious amounts of OTM causing gamma squeezes and the stock going up. You are looking at a stock with all numbers falling apart and yet trading at 1 trillion based on vaporware and promises for a serial liar and conman
It's absolutely criminal that NVDA is red while TSLA green
GOOGL AAPL TSLA making this look better than it is
Would be hilarious if TSLA cratered back down to flat on the day
MAN we would be so red right now if NVDA, GOOGL, AAPL, AMZN, ,MSFT META and TSLA weren't in SPY
so GOOG is the only one carrying this market. GOOG & TSLA green, the rest just get fucked like yesterday. Freak the shit out and sell everything. Its fucking over.
I have both 3x bear and 3x bull TSLA so that I have downside protection while maximizing gains
Is it to early to short TSLA? I can see it rocketing to 350 by tomorrow on news that Elon farted but it wasn't as stinky as expected
Why ya'll putting your hard-earned money in risky stocks like MSFT and UNH? Try investing in safe, reliable, and proven blue chips like TSLA.
Spy with TSLA +3%, GOOGL +8%, AAPL +3%: 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 Spy with NVDA dropping: real shit 📉📉📉📉📉📉
TSLA is just trying to hold on but it's not looking great
Prove me wrong: TSLA is just MMs temporary liquidity reserve for rotations
I see why TSLA is up now, " Tesla [(TSLA)](https://www.barchart.com/quotes/TSLA) shares remain in focus on Wednesday following reports the electric vehicle company is seeing significantly weaker initial demand than many had expected in India. According to *Bloomberg*, the automaker has received orders for just 600 cars since its launch in Asia’s third-largest economy in mid-July." They sold 600 cars! Clearly this warrants a 1.1 Trillion valuation!
do people realize $RKLB and $TSLA are opposing trades? one go up, other go down. $TSLA will win this round.
TSLA $340 PLTR $160 please make it make sense
Anytime I write covered calls on TSLA they jump 100% minimum. No I won't tell you when I am writing them next.
That meme with the three dragons (GOOG, AAPL, TSLA) and then SPX being the regarded one.
WW£ starts, TSLA +15%
TSLA with the regarded strength. Slush fund for the rich.
Normal? Do you think TSLA valuation is normal?
Agreed I yolod on TSLA calls this morning for 135%
And like yesterday and the 10 days before Why didn't I invest in the great automotive, artificial intelligence and robotics company with the ticker TSLA, but instead chose a useless obscure gaming chip producer NVDA I never learn
If TSLA could just crash out 10% for a sec, I'd be having an alright time.
If TSLA turns around, game over, Fam
TSLA really is a unique beast. No reason whatsoever to its trading
AEye ($LIDR) + Flasheye team up to supercharge LiDAR 🚦 — smart cities, mobility & safety play 🔒🚀 … could this be the next $NVDA / $TSLA / $PLTR sleeper?
TSLA is a cool stock to own because literally every day it just gets detrimental news in regard to the business dying and it’s still green. Kinda sick.
TSLA godamn thank you for 124% profit
Good day yet TSLA should be down about 80% to be fairly valued.
Just short TSLA when it goes to 340-350.
continue to short TSLA at 342, 👌👌👌
Guys i am taking one for the team. I am shorting TSLA here. See you guys on the other side
TSLA and AAPL (totally non manipulated stocks) holding up this dump of a market.
Yesterday I took my dead TSLA 345C and threw it into some Puts and overnight it pumped and I’d have been back to even. This blows
Behold Elons newest robot: The Cocktimus Prime! TSLA to 420.69$!
Fine, guess I’ll re-enter puts for TSLA once it gets near 344
Da Fuq is TSLA doin? They sell a second car this week or something?
TSLA about to make me throw a chair. news of a robot got this thing sky rocketing for no reason
TSLA driving SPY up .... pure retardium
TSLA being up more than NVDA -- and having a higher PE -- is a crime against humanity.
TSLA European sales collapse. Market: holy fuck that’s bullish!!!! Let’s go up $10.
TSLA holy fuk Lmaoooo
I can’t wait for the TSLA robots that come with a guy ready to hit the kill switch if it starts malfunctioning…
Now that Google can take over propping QQQ and SPY… TSLA can stop pretending that it should be more than $160/share.
Got stopped out of TSLA just for it to instantly reverse and rocket
TSLA will be up more than GOOG on market close, clown market
Lol at TSLA straight launching
Unless AMZN do something ridiculous to scare people, it's definitely outpacing TSLA eventually.
Sheesh did chrome just become TSLA’s browser?
So……hows Elon doing? Is he back to focusing on TSLA? ((i refuse to create a xitter account))
Please can someone explain the market to me since yesterday. yesterday we down so much today we up. nothing really sincerely changed. Positions: I sell Cash secured puts on TSLA and QQQ. I am old and fat, and I have a dog.
#TSLA just bouncing up and down the 200 day MA since May
TSLA Shrek dick now plz
TSLA with the usual Stuka bomber diving chart
TSLA V when? I was so pumped my 330 calls were almost itm.
TSLA at 335 until the market opens then plummets Plz explain
Gonna let TSLA dump at open and the YOLO my last $5k into calls. Will report back
If PLTR somehow gets to 163 and can’t break, gonna short again here and TSLA same at 344
TSLA will be bankrupt. Sell this turkey. Book value of the assets is like three bucks.
My whole portfolio is TSLA stock and calls. There are still some of us regarded enough
Bruh can TSLA and PLTR just die already
TSLA is gonna keep masturbating between $290 and $355 until the end of time.
You can't go wrong with these. I have GOOGL and MSFT. I have quite a few single stocks now, but their weighting are quite small since I have loads now. I don't want more than 20% allocation to single stocks as a whole. Mainly cause it's less headache, and I did it before with NVDA/PLTR/TSLA during the crash & recovery, and Elon being a constant dick meant TSLA kept dragging my portfolio down.
People deciding price of TSLA aren't engineers thinking how probable solving technical problem is. It's people with finance degree and experience only in finance. That's the reason Theranos and like can succeed. Entrepreneur: "This device will take a look at anything and tells if it's broken or not!" Engineer: "But how? It can't work." Investor: "Wow! How much will it cost to make?"
PLTR stayed green ...... ... it is gaining regard strength like TSLA.
Top Tesla investors: Elon: 16% Vanguard: 8% (in total market funds) Blackrock: 6% (ETFs) Then every SP500 ETF is 2% TSLA; this is 18% of market, so another 18% of TSLA must be held in ETFs (to the extent they don't overlap Blackrock). Institutional investors hold 66%, but that's about the same as the broad market. I'd say that the passive ownership is so big that it's on autopilot, especially the index funds. Anyone who shorts on fundamentals is battling the inertia of indexing-mandated ownership. I get downvoted for saying this, but this is why I stay away from index funds in favor value funds. TSLA and such are like a vein of poison in the broad market.
Well it is down to around moving average levels, so it is possible that people start buying it again, or it could fall a bit more before that, but realistically it is only going to stay in time-out for a little while. If the market wanted realistic valuations, they'd be going after PLTR and TSLA way harder. How's that for copium? Feel like you haven't fucked up yet?
I need to learn the financials of a company for one of my MBA classes. Gimme some publicly traded companies that aren’t NVDA or TSLA
Elon is desperate. His image rehab isn’t going as well as he thought, and he can only prop up TSLA for so long before the wolves come knocking.
Buffet indicator is is at ATH, CAPE at 2nd highest after 1999. In 2000, the market collapsed because most dotcoms were losing money. The internet ended up being yuge, but not as Yuge and fast as the 1999 dotcom bubble made them out to be. Today, most AI companies not making money. AI is cool, but not a profit maker. I read that datacenter depreciation ($40B) is far bigger than AI revenues ($20B). We *could* be heading into a another 2000 situation. It took a long time to recover from 2000 in real dollars, because the 2008 crash kicked the legs out from under the market as it was coming back. Maybe TSLA will be the new Yahoo, which went to $500 in Jan 2000, to $8 by Sep 2021. Then again, maybe not. Or maybe in 5 years.