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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Alright guys. I got burned on my UNH puts, my TSLA calls, and now I’m going to get burned on my INTC calls. I love earnings
INTC fair value when factoring in TSLA chips deal is closer to $90.
TSLA’s retard strength Comes and goes Like the waves of the ocean 🌊
everyone was talking about TSLA this morning now its old news earnings calls don't matter when the markets forward looking
I just bought TSLA $350p expiring tomorrow.
I gave out 3 bangers lol ASML NFLX n TSLA puts
OKLO calls came in clutch for my TSLA calls 😭
Bloomberg is confirming the specific catalyst. Here's what triggered the 1pm acceleration: **The proximate cause — Strait of Hormuz flare-up:** Bloomberg is reporting that **a flare-up in tensions over the Strait of Hormuz** sent oil higher around midday, "on concern that a prolonged closure of the waterway could worsen energy disruptions, boosting inflation and slowing the economy." This is the exact stagflation narrative I mentioned earlier — and it just went from "background worry" to "active catalyst." This fits the chart timing perfectly. The drop didn't start at the open on known news (IBM/NOW/TSLA were already priced in by 9:30); it accelerated sharply around 1pm when new Middle East headlines hit. That's why the move looks mechanical and fast — algos reacted to oil spiking and Hormuz headlines in real time.
Went into an interview and did not expect my SNDK and TSLA puts to becoming back to life. What the hell did you people do?
TSLA…why are you being anti capitalist
Surprised TSLA isnt down more
You won't for foreseeable future. Too big to fail is real nowadays. Our tech advances are like almost any other ever in history. Back in the day TSLA, MSFT, AWS, GOOD would never be allowed to get the size they are would get broken up like a utility. I didn't start really investing directly in stocks until 2013 but have done 401k earlier. I did mostly real estate but since 2013 everything new went all in. I'm in tech and it's just super odd how advanced and new companies coming out of nowhere.. and when they go public they are massively huge right outta the gate.
All of the analysts who issued a price target today for TSLA set their targets to be much higher than the current price. What do they see that the average WSB analyst is overlooking
Was waiting for the daily TSLA bad post
Elon was talking about using their chips yesterday during TSLA earnings and it instantly gapped up 3% after hours lol
Since I sold my calls and brought puts TSLA is gonna go back up to 400$ now isn’t it?
Every stock went opposite direction after earnings, NFLX, TSLA, etc. Just keep that in mind...
TSLA climbing back up just in time for me to get back in and re-short it.
TSLA should be down -10%
Deeply regret not buy more TSLA calls this morning.
I’m revenge trading puts like crazy on TSLA right now. Buy a PUT for every pump
Does this mean it's a good time to buy TSLA?
TSLA gonna end green today. We need the full retardmaxxing on display
I keep eyeing TSLA puts…pretty sure I’m retarded.
I don't even know how many times I've seen TSLA go from +5% to -5% to +5% in 24 hours. Let's see if it happens again.
I am no fan of TSLA or Musky, but good lord calls on big dips are the easiest money, everytime.
how does TSLA keep itself from drilling lmfao
Imagine if TSLA goes back over 380 lol
You do realize TSLA has been in decline the last three years? TSLA made way, way more money in 2023 than they will make in 2026. They are going backwards.
Someday TSLA is going to do the same thing CAR is doing. I can't wait.
I have ordered TSLA to dump at triple the level or retardation, thank you for your attention to this matter - not from retard in chief.
TSLA tards always make sure calls print after fat dips. Always.
VM, how likely is it TSLA retraces morning losses today
Lost 43% of my portfolio playing TSLA calls when it sank $5 in like 10 min, then switched to puts and then it started rising. Ped is cursed
I would like an sp500 minus TSLA and PLTR and I don’t want to replicate it, by shorting. I am surprised none of the big brokerage companies offers this.
I feel like I did when I bought 30k of Tesla in 2017. We’re at the beginning of something massive (way more than TSLA) and it’s already starting to take hold in economic terms even though it’s quite nascent and is still being built out. 2026 is the year of OpenClaw and agentic AI - chat bots seem quaint by comparison. Claude is actively writing new capabilities for itself and it’s showing the speed of their feature releases given their team size (I used to work at a Mag 7 back in the day and it took us months to ship simple features - now my dev ships new features in days by himself). There is an epic earthquake that is happening and we don’t have enough compute - not by a long shot - to satisfy the coming demand. This will play out not only in infrastructure buildouts for the next decade but efficiency gains of models running locally and hybrid distributed compute (ala Tesla cars being wired up to share the compute load when charging for example). It won’t be a smooth ride but there’s a lot of economic activity that will be shifted onto AI. The question then becomes what happens to humans who don’t own assets (ie most people) and the answer is very murky. We will have a 10% ownership class that reaps most of the reward from this but it’d be scary to be in the 90%
TSLA waiting to hit the signature V
TSLA blew straight past those 69k 370p contracts like it was nothing lmfao
Damn TSLA put which I sold for break even because I was too chicken to hold through earnings now up 80%
SNDK is killing my put right now. Only being evened out by my TSLA put…
This may surprise some of you but this TSLA post earnings reaction is on the mild side of reactions
Let's go TSLA. The cat doesn't have all day. Wtf Elon?
bottom just fell out of TSLA
TSLA will be heading back for fresh lows, hopefully PLTR too. Finally some justice in this market.
like CAR rugged or TSLA rugged or Microsoft rugged?
VM should I invest in TSLA stock today?
Who the hell ran TSLA up to 385?
TSLA should’ve announced that they’re a shoe company now
TSLA should be 600 right now. Elon is the MAN!
VM said TSLA floor was $380, it lied, the bot is full of lies
MSFT trading as just a software seller is insane.... It's like saying TSLA is a car company!!!
MSFT must be tied to TSLA somehow
come on TSLA you can dump more than that. I'm waiting for 0
Spin the wheel to see where TSLA end up at the end of the day
Sold my TSLA 390 puts at open at the tippy top. It's steak and hookers tonight boys!
Had my finger on TSLA 400c and pussied out. Gonna take a bath with my toaster
I am the idiot. I really am. Somehow this shit fucking stock TSLA gets me every time. My puts were green. Now they sure as fuck aren't
TSLA rocket ship to prop up the index
TSLA with the recovery lol
Buying the TSLA dip reall lurked lmao Thanks for the free money chodes
I did that with TSLA, made about 3% 🤣 It didn't move as far as I hoped
TSLA recovering. Never fails to disappoint.
TSLA Vaporware ways are numbered. The autistic genius knows it too. He should have never had that much net worth appreciation from Tesla, but here we are and the goofy MF is now borrowing against his overpriced POS shares and buying into space X.
So much for the TSLA celebratory high 5s last night
TSLA always influence negative vibe to the rest of the
👀TSLA loading up the f*ck you cannons
How is TSLA red? They still don’t have their supposed flagship product and they don’t make any money. Past 5 years have taught me that should be bullish as fuck. Retail! BUY BUY BUY
WSB is the true holy land, the proof being that many prophets here foretold that TSLA would open red after that end of market +4% yesterday.
Just wanna say a nice - lol - to all the TSLA call holders.
No - Tesla had a massive amount of value on its balance sheet in terms of underutilized capacity from newly built plants and it had a compelling story for margin expansion that has gone largely unrealized due to elons failure to deliver on FSD (and FSD subscriptions). This would be equivalent to buying TSLA post-run-up, at a valuation that’s ~600% more expensive (90x revs vs 15x revs
Can't even collect on the TSLA puts surgery. Gonna be - 0.01% by market open lol
Damn, remember when TSLA was 400 yesterday?
Yeah, that worked out so well for people holding TSLA puts all these years! Why does anyone think this case will be different?
Oh fuck, Cramer said buy TSLA
VM what’s the move on TSLA today
Never an easy earnings for TSLA