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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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OMg thats amazing, an entire account who just exclusively bitches about the price of TSLA lmaooo
This gotta be peak fear and capitulation in this stock. I been through it with TSLA FSLR CVS sold out at or near bottom. They usually come back. This one will too.
Isnt that just TSLA investors in general...they buy a meme stock that got outperformed by the S&P
Can’t believe TSLA and CVNA the two most suspicious ones got the green 12in dildo
Holy shit what's going on with TSLA
Love watching this sub get gaped by TSLA... again and again.
when in doubt, buy TSLA calls and AAPL puts, die Apple die
!banbet TSLA +6.9420% 1d or pee is stored in the balls
Everyone in Venezuela will drive Teslas soon TSLA 1000$
You got puts on TSLA after it was down 7 days in a row? King regard over here
Someone was mining for gold and hit an underground artery of retardium instead. The subsequent glut was good for TSLA.
Profitable semis getting fucked Oh wait, TSLA still has room to grow so let’s pump that instead
Y tf is TSLA rising?
I should have hedged against TSLA man
You must be new here. TSLA sales are down for the 3rd consecutive quarter, ergo, the stock price goes up. You'll catch on soon.
If TSLA at $453 NVDA should be $300 at least
my whole thesis this first week / last friday is working out like a charm. Big dawgs know we are over valued, so they will be doing distribution patterns. Running up prices over night and selling during the day without causing panic. Only when they've exited will they begin legging in short positions on the most egregious over valued companies. I think TSLA is screwed >90 days.
TSLA is so fuckin overvalued this shit deserves to be at $150
NVDA should be ripping not TSLA what a pos market man
Ahh yes. I forgot about all those legit and cool and straight reasons for TSLA to be up 4%. LMAO 🤌
I’m grandfathered into the old rules (No 10-year limit), so I’m stretching these PLTR and TSLA gains for the next 40 years. Rebuke the 10-year rule. We stay winning.
Is TSLA officially the funniest stock on the market? The actual stock is now completely divorced from the company and is just trading as a storage of wealth, memes, and vibes. Shit is hilarious. Every piece of bad news rockets the stock higher.
Perfectly priced apparently, TSLA isn’t though somehow
TSLA king of meme stocks - CVNA a strong 2nd.
BYD overtook Tesla? I’m gonna buy TSLA even harder!
TSLA missed deliveries big-time but it's only up 4% - odd.
TSLA will sell more cars for sure with these new oil developments
It was oversold on the 4H, which TSLA normally respects. It just bounced off the 9ema so we'll see where it goes from here.
MU down TSLA up...god is cruel....
AMZN, TSLA and META leading the mag7. Perfectly normal, nothing to see here.
TSLA sales down again. TSLA stonk mooning. Classic.
TSLA pumps due to corruption and their ceo's entanglement with the administration.
TSLA pumps no matter what
TSLA just one of those stonks w/ the ree strength
Sooo TSLA is officially up after everything in their pipeline is continuously delayed and their deliveries continue to go down lul I hate this shit, I am the retard
TSLA cybertrucks being used to transport barrels of oil. TSLA robots lubed by Venezuelan oil.
Is TSLA an oil company now?
TSLA the new electric oil drilling company.
Cheap oil -> TSLA calls
[$TSLA](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) **- TESLA OPTIMUS ROBOT FACES SETBACKS** Tesla’s Optimus humanoid robot project is facing technical and timeline challenges despite President Donald Trump’s recent praise of CEO Elon Musk. The robots remain hand-built, lack full dexterity, and are often remotely operated, prompting delays in factory deployment. The robotics push comes as Tesla’s core EV business weakens, with vehicle sales down in 2025 and global EV leadership lost to BYD.
TSLA - TESLA OPTIMUS ROBOT FACES SETBACKS Tesla’s Optimus humanoid robot project is facing technical and timeline challenges despite President Donald Trump’s recent praise of CEO Elon Musk. The robots remain hand-built, lack full dexterity, and are often remotely operated, prompting delays in factory deployment. The robotics push comes as Tesla’s core EV business weakens, with vehicle sales down in 2025 and global EV leadership lost to BYD.
Is TSLA up today because it plans to populate Greenland with autonomous sex bots?
Meanwhile, TSLA up almost $6 before market open
Calls on oil companies and also TSLA because it’s a manipulated pos stonk that just be doin things
Sell PYPL and buy TSLA, good luck
It appears you should’ve bought TSLA then…
I'm not reading the comments, I'm sure someone else has said it already, but... The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. The market for TSLA has been irrational for its entire history. It has managed to reach a fundamental value in line with prices that were previously irrational. Just off the cuff, if you were to move the stock chart 5 years into the future, the stock may have actually warranted its price at any point. But today, I wouldn't pay a dollar per share. No doubt even in the worst possible case, where the company goes fully insolvent and is sold off for parts, it's worth at least $15 per share, it's not at its not worth a dollar, it's that I have zero desire to be associated in any way with the absolute nonsense Musk pushes. I see no chance for them to actually deliver on *any* of the promises supporting the current share price. But that won't matter until the believers stop believing.
Other Key Stocks to Watch Semiconductors & Equipment: Micron (MU): Leaped 11% in the week leading up to CES as demand for memory in AI data centers remains strong. ASML (ASML): Recently jumped 8% following a double upgrade, with analysts citing a strong 2026 outlook for chip-making capacity. Qualcomm (QCOM): Focus is on the Snapdragon X2 Elite chip, with shares currently trading roughly 12% below average analyst targets. Automotive & Industrial Tech: Mobileye (MBLY): Historically moves on autonomous driving partnerships (e.g., GM, Volkswagen). Tesla (TSLA): Remains a volatile "AI and Robotics" play, though it recently saw some sell signals ahead of the event. Caterpillar (CAT) & Hyundai: Major industrial players showcasing "Physical AI" and autonomous construction, which can influence long-term analyst models.
Elon and Trump back together so I guess TSLA calls??
VWAPY is up 41.8% yoy F is up 44% Volvo is up around 33% Hell… SAAB is up *almost 300%*, lmfao. Basically: TSLA is a meme and isn’t even beating the wider car industry in the trading market anymore, * even despite an insane 310 P/E*. The only thing they are “winning” at is their market cap valuation… which really means nothing.
If it's TSLA all it takes is one Elon tweet lol
I'm all in on TSLA. I believe in that trillion
puts on TSLA we found enough oil to run gas powered cars for another 3 billion years
!banbet TSLA 1000 100d
Guarantee 100 percent VOO allocation would beat this allocation over the span of 3 years. Shit I'm not even 100 percent VOO, its just that this is a bad allocation imo. There is way too many individual stock picks here, I could see this portfolio quite easily lagging the S&P 500. Especially if there was a correction in TSLA's inflated price.
Shorting TSLA, diamond hand NVDA, and calling Fidelity to get my options application expedited
Wait, am I being rewarded for being dumb enough to buy TSLA calls on Friday?
Bro, TSLA can only be valued with Price to Dream ratio, not price to earning ratio. Suffocating for dreams...
!Banbet TSLA to 390 by end of week
I'm all in on TSLA 2x stock for now. If it goes to $800 by EOY, I will have made like around 60k which is good enough for me. If it crashes down to $200, then rip. But high chance it goes up this year than down.
I think Google will be the winner in all of this and is the best prepared for any downturn. Along with fiber companies like cien/nok... Google isn't leveraged, have a ton of cash, and are ahead in quantum. Cien especially and Nokia really are facing huge demands for fiber... But if things slow down, of course they'll be affected adversely too. I have high confidence in Ciena however, as their CEO Gary Smith successfully navigated the fallout of the dot com bubble and has had decades of leadership. He seems like a very well grounded person. I mean, look at the charts of cien /goog vs nq, MSFT, pltr, crwv, smci, amd...even TSLA lately. The stochastic Nature of Ai /parrot problem seems to be immensely challenging to resolve and will likely require us to go back to the age of research. I think this guy's right, but it's a long video and pretty complex. https://youtu.be/aR20FWCCjAs?si=jiyGxNr0A1dlwaBB
!banbet TSLA 450 24h
I might short TSLA too now, Elon keeps bringing up random things and moving this stock.
thoughts on Tesla? I feel like it is going down for EVs (TSLA) since oil is now becoming cheaper
Gas at the pump will drop below $1 in 2026, puts on TSLA.
Oil about to get cheaper. TSLA gonna dump?
Memba when zucc and 🍈 were going to fight hand 2 hand?Respect zucc a lot for escalating that. TSLA calls i guess
TSLA isn't just a meme stock. It's more like crypto. "Emotional" value with untethered actual value behind it. The Bitcoin "stock" has ZERO P/E.
most of these arent even swing trades, but long term conviction plays. 1) *Electric cars are the future and maybe Elon will be close becoming the first ever trillionaire* \- probably yes, and he will be the first "western" capitalist to reach 1T, but it won't be because of his cars, TSLA is already pivoting from cars as it's losing substantial market share in electric cars all over the world - not a swing trade 2) *Oracle wants to go big as well with their data centers* \- they certainly want to do that, but it doesn't seem to be working well for them, most of their valuation stems from huge accounts receivable, which i dont think is ever gonna happen, since the numbers are not sustainable - not a swing trade 3) *USA will control Venezuela so Chevron might go big too* \- venezuela is in horrible state, it will take a decade to scale up production, but for companies to even invest the country has to be stable (which it isn't, how long are gonna americans hang around). The invasion was possibly unlawful and a lot of things could happen, like the next administration leaving the country, its not worth to invest billions for 3 years only. Also venezuelan oil is low quality, and oil prices are low. - definitely not a swing trade 4) *Saudi wants to control the entertaining industry so Ubisoft is cheap at the moment eventually the french family that owns it will sell their soul to the Saudis* \- Ubisoft is in deep shit as they can't produce a single good game, are Saudis gonna change that? - possibly a swing play should there be an acquisition, but that seems like betting to me 5) I *believe that Intel will go big after China attack Taiwan and America will focus on making their own semiconductors -* Should that ever happen, the west will be cut off from state of the art chip production and yes, Intel might take TSMC's place but it will take years. The price of the whole tech sector would probably dump quite a lot, intel included since its not clear they will even overcome their financial problems. If you were to only swing trade this and not wait 10 years for INTL to do something, it's better to short TSMC.
Give TSLL a look. It's a TSLA 2x concoction. Lower price. It does have wide bid ask spreads, use price discovery to get the best fill.
I have no TSLA put LEAPs yet. This is one bubble that has refused to pop for a long time.
Option selling (at least for me) has a strict sell of rules. Those rules are born after thinking you made it to the top after profiting consistently for 12+ months and then one credit sell wipes out 80-110% of your gains. The important thing to note with selling credit is while the probabilities of success may be as high as 97% (per side) one failed trade can (and will if you're ill prepared) take back 100+% of your gains. One more failed sell before you make it back and you have a full account blow up. I'm not going to go into my full set of rules but here's one of them. DO NOT SELL NAKED OPTIONS ON TSLA!!! That said you can define a shorter term risk cs with a 5-20 wide or run a wider one (50-100 wide) for the day (not overnight) at a high probability junction point. This will either or both reduce your exposure and margin needed. Nath was a good junction the last couple of weeks for call css. But the risk was plentiful. If you're prepared to lose and skilled enough in risk management, take the trade. If you're not prepared to lose (say 45k on a naked put ds) don't take the trade. Hence the rule.
I heard TSLA is the war stock to buy
Unveiling TSLA: https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/Of0JkvZvJm
Unveiling TSLA: https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/Of0JkvZvJm
Unveiling TSLA: https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/Of0JkvZvJm
Unveiling TSLA: https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/Of0JkvZvJm
Unveiling TSLA: https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/Of0JkvZvJm