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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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And just like that my regarded TSLA trade is again saved.
AH TSLA +2%. Yeah!! I will be extremely happy if that worked out, meaning my two biggest holdings GOOG and TSLA will all have exposure to SpaceX
There’s no force in the market that can stop TSLA going to 470 tomorrow
Jesus. Elon learned from Trump Just say some random shit to pump your stock (SpaceX - TSLA merger). Then the pull back will still be higher than you were before. Rinse and repeat and lie your way to a trillion dollar payout. Take your trillion and leave a smoking hole behind.
Exactly. There needs to be a S&P ex-TSLA ETF if someone hasn’t created one already.
TSLA + SPCX + GROK Valuation will still be at most $1.5T after all IPOs. Current TSLA valuation is already priced in some SpaceX and Grok gains.
>honestly not in TSLA it moves like crazy and it goes up when earnings fail True. You heard they are shutting down some car models. Start building optimus robots. >u invested in anything? I'm invested in LRCX and KLAC. Semiconductors: KLA specializes in process control (inspection/metrology), while Lam specializes in wafer fabrication (etch/deposition). Companies indirectly part of the chips that controls your robotic stocks.
1 option = 1 contract 1 contract = 100 shares of said company/stock Each contract has a price so it can be bought or sold. Most options traders buy contracts and sell at a higher price, but you can “exercise” the contract by buying 100 shares but that’ll cost more and most options traders can’t afford that, hence why we trade options. That’s how you make money trading options. The value of the price depends on how “in the money” it is. Study up on calls and puts. For example an option with have a price—TSLA for example is sitting at 428.41. A $420 call is in the money, and will be worth more as the price moves above 428. Under 420 and it’s out of the money. The difference between an option and a stock is when you buy a stock, you own part of the company and always will until you sell. When you buy a contract, you don’t own anything and will either have to sell it for gain or loss, or let it expire. All contracts have an expiration date and when one expires, it’s worth nothing I wouldn’t recommend trading options until you’ve graduated from YouTube university
honestly not in TSLA it moves like crazy and it goes up when earnings fail. It almost doubled when trump won. Idk maybe if it crashes badly I’ll buy some who knows. Yes sym is partnered with walmart and I think robotics is a good buy for the long term. u invested in anything?
Good evening chat, I just got out of my cryogenic sensory deprivation chamber. Before that I had full ported 1DTE 400 strike TSLA puts. I'd imagine they're doing quite we...... OH SWEET JESUS
Wtf was the motivation behind the alternate day expiration on them stocks bro, fuck that. Either every stock goes there or none do. Accidentally bought Monday TSLA options because of my retarded ass
Got to keep that TSLA meme stock going.
In all seriousness. Broadcom should be in the MAG7 say more than TSLA.
Inversing TSLA’s nighttime pump seems like an infinite money glitch. Sell in post and cover at close, repeat until rich.
LMAO, TSLA only down for us poor retail
TSLA move reeks of desperation It’s like in his back pocket, let’s see how earnings go guys then tomorrow after market I’ll make announcement Move is perfectly back to 430, right where it needs to be for max pain
TSLA isn’t even trying to pretend to be a car company anymore. Will their Q2 miss be forgiven as they “transition” to producing Optimus? How about Q3? I’m not sure how much farther the can can be kicked
It’s literally down from November/december 2024. It spiked up in September 2025 and has done nothing since. I don’t think this stuff is cherry picking. In fact the opposite, if you are saying it’s a winning stock you are cherry picking. TSLA is not a good stock unless you get super lucky in timing your buy. What technical indicators are attractive to you? What features of Elon musks face are attractive to you?
There’s no way of spinning TSLA, SpaceX and Xai as a negative. This will force institutions to buy if they want a piece of it…No one is bearish on SpaceX no one Of course if it’s true and gets through w.e legal hurdles
AAPL - Record breaking sales, improving sales and outlook, flat. TSLA - we might merge with ourselves +3.5%
Shhh… you wanna pop the TSLA bubble or what???
Imagine as a retail investor buying TSLA after the rug-pull last night into this morning.
TSLA headin to orbit on a SpaceX rocket
!banbet TSLA 440 1d
TSLA to $500 in a week probably. That boy can sell absolutely nothing but stockholder value.
TSLA trade is over
I swear I was going to cover TSLA short tomorrow, this is such bullshit !banbet
TSLA gonna top $500 tomorrow
All I’m asking for is TSLA 440+open tomorrow. Shit I’ll take 430+ even to start
It pays to be a TSLA tard, who would have thought
This was always the plan. He needs to pump TSLA stock to receive his trillion dollar bonus. Merger with SpaceX will make that happen.
holy sheez TSLA gunna go to $1000 EOY now
Honestly, wouldn't change much based on when I started. Plunking a good chunk into VOO, assorted Mag7 (maybe minus TSLA), and then some growth ETFs.
If you didn’t close puts today on TSLA don’t come to the market tmw
And I had a SNDK 530c I sold this morning due to no balls. Fuck me man. At least if TSLA opens over 430 I bought enough calls it should about equal out but still
The TSLA pump during tonight's AH is well below last nights, and we saw how that worked out. Retail get snookered to allow tutes to exit.
Chinese market keeps expanding thats really bullish but no one cares because elon maybe might consider adding spacex into TSLA
Spacex and TSLA holy shit
Trump and stocks like TSLA/PLTR have people pissed everyday lol.
Buy the TSLA dip with Apple gains from today
TSLA $45 in couple of years
TSLA Bers about to get Rekt
So much of the market is vibes cause if MSFT went to zero while TSLA flat out lies and goes up
And TSLA just invested in xAI
TSLA bols happy that its...$8 below its value before earnings lmao
Actually shocked TSLA isn’t mooning off this lol. Figured the regards would love that news.
He lives for the tears of TSLA bears
No TSLA what the fuck get back over 430
elmo spreading rumors to pump $TSLA
The only bears I respect are TSLA bears, but boy can they ever get a break. Apparently not!
TSLA not even a verified news. Pump will deflate by morning.
TSLA in talks with Cthulhu to merge dimensions
wtf is that ah TSLA pump ? My puts in shambles yet again LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What was clear in AH yesterday was the TSLA was pumped so 'tutes and related insiders could dump onto retails. Today's pseudo-news is another opportunity for them. What time do we expect the TSLA dump to be, later tonight or by 10am tomorrow?
Yall realize the merger talks are regarding SpaceX and xAI and not TSLA right?
Did TSLA jump 3% AH yesterday only to open red as fuck?
TSLA now merging with entire stock market!
This is the guy that sold X to xAi at a valuation way too high so he could pay back his Saudi backers. TSLA has also always been a scam
TSLA rising like a phoenix from the ashes 🐦🔥
RIP TSLA puts including my own. Gotta laugh.
Apple: crushes earnings = flat TSLA: CEO tweets = +5%
Wouldn’t TSLA double if they merge SpaceX with it
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Is this the reason why TSLA mooning? What a joke
Where do the algos even find this news?? TSLA pumping why??
Yeah ima need TSLA $500 tomorrow and AAPL $265 ATLEAST
TSLA news: Elon Musk owned SpaceX is reportedly considering merging with Elon Musk owned Tesla
If Musk is considering merging SpaceX with TSLA then TSLA is clearly dying and he's just using SpaceX to save the value of his TSLA shares.
All the rational invstors are gone and it's only tech bros left rallying on meme stocks like TSLA and GLD.
TSLA gets to report two days in a row?
$TSLA to the moon literally
Did my TSLA call just get saved?!
Any reason for TSLA pump or just the usual evilness of the stock market
TSLA, the classic after hours manipulator 🤡
TSLA decides it doesn’t want to make cars anymore after posting results just above failing, but vague promises of sex bots. +2% AAPL posts yet again excellent earnings beating high expectations its parents set, but no promises or sex bots. +0.5%
Just made $800 big TSLA shares for 26 seconds lmao
🚨 TSLA PUMP 🚨 ELON MUSK’S SPACEX IS SAID TO CONSIDER MERGER WITH TESLA OR XAI “Consider and MAY DO IT “ RALLIES 😂
Why rob a bank when you just can hold TSLA stock?
Did Tim APPL accidentaly give TSLA good guidance??
Fuck it .. buying TSLA AH
TSLA poppin’ a bit in after hrs that SpaceX could merge with Tesla
AAPL : Smashes earnings, record revenues = red TSLA : Trash earnings, handjob robots coming in 2033 = +16.3%
Wouldn’t own TSLA stock at half the price!
TSLA in 2027: “We stopped all manufacturing of EVs to focus entirely on autonomous, xAI, and SpaceX.” Stock rips
My thoughts exactly, although I'm already short. On this news, just maybe it will finally begin moving toward a realistic value somewhere around 20-30% of current price. Good luck spinning this one, TSLA bros.
#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌
If we go by this movie TSLA wins in the end. Calls it is
Puts tomorrow at home? TSLA went down today
You need a chunk of poison pill nonsense to regularly spin out concerning headlines and generate debt if you want to make a good short squeeze trap like TSLA
Well it’s already climbing back. If you watched price action during earnings, buyers were trying to push it but ran out of steam, and there was no volume to catch it. TSLA was the opposite: It was pushing down but there was a floor propping it up. The actual results are starting to show now. TSLA isn’t heating up with the rest of the market.
Can TSLA get some of that green pleaseeee
Bruhhh i held TSLA 400P. From lunch till 2pm. Down 4k at my peak. The moment i sold for 300 gain that shit plummets. If i had held it wiould have been worth 7k fucj me man.
If xAI, SpaceX and TSLA merger. Elon will dilution the hell out of Shareholders to keep them all alive lol