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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Adding 2 lotto TSLA 390c weekly here
And TSLA 300 soon, and 450 soon, and 250 soon, and so on and so forth.
Finally TSLA bounce
If TSLA somehow finishes green i'm gonna lose it.
TSLA closes around 378, me thinks
Excellent points and totally agree with you. I got out because right or wrong, in capital markets (especially with such a competitive landscape in both AI and crypto), management NEEDS to know how to message things to the public or investors will move on to something else. (I think about TSLA/NVDA - even when they have bad earnings, they generally always nail the messaging to keep investors’ confidence.) In my opinion, this was a MASSIVE miss in messaging from this management team, and so I think maybe they’re not quite ready for prime time yet. All the best though - truly hope the stock does well, seems like good people in it!
Removed because the title implies something incorrect This is just the maximum possible benefit his compensation can hit. The same way Elon stands to gain something like $1T if TSLA hits $8.5T and a bunch of other metrics He didn't actually get paid it, but he might at some unknown point in the future if a lot of things pan out.
Did the same with TSLA in 2015. Went around bragging that “mY cAgR iS HiGhEr tHaN wArReN bUfFeT!” Made about 20k. Today worth a few cool million.
I already did TSLA 400 by Friday
Yeah it's a good estimate. TSLA went public in 2010; AOL was acquired in 2015
Yes, because TSLA existed 30 years ago
TSLA bulls think theyre analyzing the chart😭😭shit looks smells and sounds bearish 24/7 this is just a tsla casino my sire
TSLA will pump after news comes out! Have to give rich time to sneak in before pump to get richer
Oh theta days, ignore indexes and simply scalp ATM TSLA calls
flight to safety (TSLA)
Would love to see TSLA 362, AMD 311, and INTC 79 today....but thats wishful thinking
Annnnnnd, cue the boosters on the TSLA rocket!
Buddy my largest holding at TSLA, PLTR, and now recently INTC after the 300% run. You gotta run with the bulls
Patience TSLA bols we will get $420.69 tomorrow
Can we all just agree to short TSLA? Like even the bulls. Just fucking do it. Everyone. Full stop.
!banbet $TSLA 390 2d
Hate to break it to the bears, but when tard shit like TSLA is going green, we're not going in a bear market. That will happen when the invasion starts, not before.
TSLA may push higher today too
TSLA green here come $400
TSLA green within first 15 minutes
What do ya think boys, full port TSLA at open?
AI is not a bubble. Scam Altman just retarded, and OpenAi is just a shit company. The TSLA of AI. It doesn’t mean it’s fake and gey. 🫵🤡 https://preview.redd.it/6jbgdh8jkxxg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5675c0e6ba89f078e870fefbd676e39be12fb58b
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Market -1% tomorrow, -1% Wednesday with an additional 1% drop after Powell speaks at 2:30PM. Load those puts. NVDA 210P and TSLA 375P for 04/29 exp. Gonna pay huge.
Caught TSLA today but def sold my 370c too soon; swinging some 380s for friday. Think TSLA makes a decent run back towards 450/500 in coming weeks; maybe. Swinging some AMD calls for next friday earnings play
Elon could tweet “A.I.” and algos will add a trillion dollars to TSLA‘s market cap LMAO 🤌
Genuinely no idea for tomorrow, probably a day trade on something. Today was good, $500 from TSLA and $800 from Nvidia. https://preview.redd.it/2fwaq6pcusxg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8ce431b0e52a315c7a0cda2614c0d1328a8208
What TSLA did today was what I was expecting on Friday.
What do I need to get rid of now? STX, AVGO, SOFI, TSLA, CNC, FIG, MSFT? And which should I go heavier in?
Yes 100%. Even though I sold all my TSLA in Dec ‘24 and believe that SpaceX will be overvalued, I think you have to take the cynical view here that Musk will break every SEC reg to inflate SpaceX stock and that he’s going to be getting preferential treatment from the Trump admin on all kinds of space related govt and defense contracts
Imagine playing MSFT 0DTEs instead of TSLA Couldn't be me
this is a sign from our lord up high to short TSLA
Bought a good bit of TSLA puts. Got lots of resistance at 380, showed a lot of weakness this morning and it was bought up on relatively low volume. Think we could see some heavy selling this week.
Load up on TSLA calls youve been warned
Dear TSLA, lose this $378 level so you can dump to $375 and my puts can be ITM, thank you 🙏
TSLA went to 377 for 2 seconds and bers got their hopes up
TSLA going to have a random 7% day soon
Called TSLA going green this is so regarded
Only buy TSLA and NVDA calls. Everything else is for r/valueinvestr noobs
I have become meme -Elon Musk TSLA calls were the move
Well looks like my 0DTE TSLA puts and MSFT puts are going to lose!
How the hell could you see NVIDIA TSLA GOOGL and MSFT all up massively on the day and think SPY value for the day is remotely priced in yet? Bers are truly lobotomites
Any daring to fade TSLA right now?
NVDA and TSLA are the easiest tenbaggers
TSLA continues to go up. That must make a lot of people mad.
You know TSLA is trading on absolute fuckery when it has been trading above "overbought" territory on the RSI for over 90 minutes straight.
Only just realized that TSLA and AMZN have 0dte 3 times a week.
Relatively new, I will never touch TSLA after this LOL
Dear TSLA, next leg up for $380 so I can sell my calls wen? Thank you
Imagine not knowing TSLA under 300 P/E was obvious buy
TSLA green for a change? wow
What was that TSLA candle?? Stop loss hunt?
TSLA just fucking with options as usual
At this point I think TSLA only exists to personally assault me. Fuck man, I need to go take a walk or some shit.
in two hours TSLA completely reversed its downward trend and went up $14. Fucking nuts- like wtf?
Damn TSLA otm calls from the bottom were 20 baggers
Forgot I had TSLA spreads expiring today as an earnings play. Legged out of my long puts now with this run my short puts will print too. Now if only CAR will continue to cooperate I'm having a great monday.
Especially after TSLA went green lol
TSLA on a ripper. PUMP IT ELON
Why was a fucking w AMZN all morning when TSLA was going crazy.
TSLA removed from reality completely
https://preview.redd.it/r16fue6xorxg1.png?width=1206&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd87115c7053376d586bc61e0cdc6bb6abc5af4a Anyone else buy the TSLA dip?
That academic V on TSLA mayne
That $20B loan SpaceX just took on? Yeah Elon is spending it now on TSLA calls. I just made that up. But you know that is likely actually happening.
WTF is this TSLA pump. Those 375c 0dte were .10 and now 2.50 🤡
The TSLA chart from today is ... well I have no fucking idea what it is. But it smells like shit.
Full TSLA recovery haha
TSLA was at $364 about 90 minutes ago.
lol TSLA about to be green. LETS GOOO
Buy TSLA regards, it's going up for no reason
What's the TSLA V today about?
TSLA is the best ticker for options
Spent all day scalping TSLA calls like a true American patriot George Washington did the same thing during the Revolution
went from up $6500 to down -$450 playing TSLA short. Only TSLA could have a double digit swing in less than two hours.
fuck TSLA I hope mush mouth dies that fucken traitor
TSLA really is going to rebound today and finish green? An intraday $13 swing? WTF is this fuckclown world?
Even fucking TSLA is recovering from lows while AAPL sitting in the corning touching itself.
lets see the shorts Antropic annihilating with 30b run revenue, wasnt supposed to happen until EOY AI is confirmed bro, only upside from here for all AI Hell even META announced solar data center partnerships similar to TSLA, and those prices didn't even blink at the announcement
I can't say this enough- fuck TSLA.
TSLA closing green
Imagine TSLA closes green lmfao
Look god, you haven’t really ever hooked me up. I could do with TSLA having an extinction level event right now.
TSLA bouncing the moment Elon is stuck in trail with Altman is kinda hilarious
Contrary to popular believe, TSLA isn't a car company, it's a meme stock company
Just fuck Tesla. Up $8 in the last 45 minutes. Just fuck it. I fucking hate TSLA.
Another zero volume intraday retard pump on TSLA.