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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA you piece of 💩 do something
At least my TSLA puts are working out until it isnt
BTO 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @3.78
BTO 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @3.78
So glad I put my life savings into TSLA when it was at all time highs
TSLA is drunk as fuk, go home you drunk fuk lol
TSLA you regarded as fuk lmaooooooooo
Who dropped the hammer on TSLA shit
Fraud. He is going to someone join TSLA with SpaceX, get the market cap above the numbers he needs, to get the trillion dollar pay package. He is the greatest grifter of all time.
1/3 of my lottos working out. DIE TSLA
Genuinely don’t think there’s anywhere close to the Bay Area in terms of wealth and insanity. AAPL, NVDA, META, GOOG, PLTR, TSLA, Anthropic, OpenAI, NFLIX, MU, INTC, AMD, AVGO, MRVL… list goes on
Why would TSLA pump? Makes no sense man.
Me every Friday morning: “ I should’ve bought TSLA 0dte calls “
Rip to whoever bought my TSLA 380p for $8.00 at ope
TSLA 400 calls a month out is the move
Legitimate companies are actually creating generational wealth with real earnings and huge growth, and still a bunch of clowns are chasing TSLA, the biggest scam stock in history. So dumb
TSLA should be up double since they’re a 2x semi company now
Skated closely out of TSLA and SNDK puts without taking too much of a hammer to my port. Holding CAR 200 for next week and just grabbed INTC 83 for next week. Don’t think INTC drops too much but think there will be profit taking and it doesn’t hold this level
TSLA is a semi too guys 🥹🥹🥹
Got a quick scalp on futures to make up for some loses on TSLA puts when it opens
People always say “it’s incredibly hard to outperform SPY.” Been doing it for years. Literally just straight up for 8 years now. Over that time I’ve bought and sold NVDA - still holding SOFI HOOD AMD - still holding INTC - still holding TSLA BTC And even though VOO / VGT makes up like 80% of my portfolio, I’ve essentially doubled the markets gains just by making the right plays. It’s easy.
Double checking if I have puts on anything…only TSLA 3 weeks out. I should be safe
And TSLA should not have a market cap of 1.4 trillion, yet here we are.
NVDA, TSM, GOOGL, TSLA all showing nice bounce. But is this real relief or just a dead cat before another leg down?
Everything looks good and then there is TSLA
SpaceX aiming to be listed in early June. How long before Elon does something questionable (merge, buyout etc) and does his yearly tanking of TSLA again?
Congrats. I’ve never seen a more delusional bunch of cucks than TSLA ‘investors.’ Calling that ‘investing’ is like calling taking a dump ‘plumbing work.’ Every dollar they lose is doing God’s work.
Yeah, he means merger, but the point stands. \> Tsla investors don’t really get diluted because there’s a proportional amount of shares to the combined new market cap By definition, as the market cap is the sum of the shares. What's the point? \> Second, the way he described it is you give these shares to spacex holders and the valuation combines to greater than the sum of its parts. And still, with spacex you get a bigger slice. Of course, as long as spacex is not listed hold tesla or whatever you want, but if you think an acquisition is going to happen, you want to own the company that will get acquired. \> its run up will be largely cost prohibitive And still, TSLA will pay a premium on that
I mean he’s already wrong because you need a private company to do a rto and tsla is already public for starters. Second, the way he described it is you give these shares to spacex holders and the valuation combines to greater than the sum of its parts. Tsla investors don’t really get diluted because there’s a proportional amount of shares to the combined new market cap. And they even rise because of the increased market cap beyond the sum of parts. So if you buy TSLA now, which you can do and hold, then you can benefit from a long term play. Whereas spacex can’t be bought, its run up will be largely cost prohibitive, and you can either buy stocks or options while volatility is lower than it would be closer to that point.
So essentially but TSLA and a lot of it?
Will my TSLA $350p print tomorrow? Probably.
I hope you win .but it's TSLA
TSLA just needs to dump 33 more dollars in the next 3 hours for me to win my banbet. No worries!
>As long as Tesla isn't in any danger of business collapse, and the AI dream remains alive, TSLA valuation will hold. Those are two fairly serious ifs though to hold up multiple % of the s&p
Implying we were degenerate enough to buy 1dte puts 😂 leaps were going up on the DCB. EVERYONE knows exactly where this garbage is going. This isn’t TSLA. This has eyes on it and every institution and retail trader will be out for blood.
I can't see 40% growth into 2029. I would wager 35% max growth 2028 declining to about 15% after a handful of years. A reasonable forward P/E would be sub 40 for current growth trajectory. That being said it isn't out of the realm of possibility to reach a PE of 120. PLTR/TSLA/WING have all achieved ludicrous valuations.
If it was going to have a significant impact on TSLA I think we would have seen it in after hours trading.
Seems like the new TSLA
The only way TSLA can deliver on Robotaxi is if it’s towed by a Waymo.
INTC crushes it. Interesting to see if TSLA also rises on those results... now that theyre both invokved with the Terafab Projexr. .
TSLA might be onto something with self drive. Hear me out, imagine the number of ads, you can display in car, if driver doesn't have to pay attention to road.
You cannot post stuff like this. Whenever people start chattering about a stock in reverts - except TSLA of course
If TSLA opens above 370, lowkey might full port 380c
Just woke up, how are my TSLA calls looking post earnings?
Ah.... finally... the coup de grace. Jim Cramer says TSLA is a buy. GG bulls.
no way grandson held for meemaw … all in he sold it all at a huge loss and yolo'd TSLA
I don't think INTC is gonna reverse like TSLA. Womp womp. Strongly considered going the other way with this one, but allowed P/E to get in my way.
Cmon TSLA, you'll make chips too, go up!
He’s makin’ robots that will totally do all the house chores autonomously with no errors. I wish I were being sarcastic, but that’s literally what these TSLA idiots believe.
Be an increasingly profitable business with surging demand. I don't own NVDA right now myself but it's clearly not done. TSLA is a failing car company with a p/e over 300 built on hopes and dreams that won't come.
You guys should buy TSLA now. It's a steal at this price. TSLA will eventually merge with SpaceX and it will command a premium after that. Not sure when the merger will happen (Elon hasn't replied to my DMs), but it's better to be early than late.
I'm giving serious consideration as to whether I should sell off NVDA entirely and dump the profits into either TSLA or TSM as a long term hold.
Bought TSLA for a scalp during day and now down 1.8% on it. Will I break even tomm?
Hoping to unload these INTC $70 calls expiring tomorrow, just need it to not pull a TSLA
I need TSLA to 355 tomo to break even on half of my puts…. Anyone think I’ll get lucky?
O DTY $TSLA options time my friend.
Wait till SpaceX / TSLA or whatever monster company Elon rolls it all into buys Intel...
TSLA has a chance to moon to $5,000 if they make minesweeping robots
TSLA do something and moon pleas
INTC do me a favor and pull a TSLA post earnings - ty!
The setup mattered more than the direction here. When the implied move going into earnings compresses below the realized move on four of the last five prints, long vol becomes positive expectancy structure regardless of which way the stock breaks. TSLA had realized around 8 percent on four of five prints going in, and the implied straddle was pricing well under that. The harder question going forward is what filter you use to systematically find those setups before results, because most earnings weeks do not set up with implied this cheap, and running the same trade on implied that is actually fair just bleeds the debit. Also worth testing the 10am exit rule against a hold to EOD or next open exit on the same dataset, since vega decay curve from the open is often non linear.
This is the angle I've been waiting for someone to raise. If SpaceX actually prices in June, the interesting knock-on is TSLA — for years the "exposure to Musk" trade has partly flowed through Tesla by default because SpaceX wasn't investable. That dynamic resets overnight with an IPO, and it's not obvious how much of TSLA's current multiple was quietly that proxy demand. Worth watching the TSLA-to-SPX spread in the few weeks around any confirmed listing date, because the flow story is going to be very different to the fundamentals story.
INTC gonna be the same shit as TSLA yesterday.
I hope the INTC calls print, but please remember what happened with TSLA yesterday
When will regards learn not to trust earnings plays? Did you see TSLA yesterday? But I know, I know… “this time it’s different!”
Hope INTC pulls a TSLA
My losses today on TSLA make me sick…. I could have chosen my original idea on AMD, XLE, or CAT calls and I’d still be better off…
Let me tell you why TSLA pumped and then dumped last night: you see, they knew it was good, and when it reached $405, one of the MMs saw my name specifically holding calls and told everyone to stop and begin dumping the stock. It’s always because of me
Watch TSLA pumps to 400 on INTC earnings
INTEL may do a TSLA tonight! Pump for a few hours then dump for the rest of the day lol
Alright guys. I got burned on my UNH puts, my TSLA calls, and now I’m going to get burned on my INTC calls. I love earnings
INTC fair value when factoring in TSLA chips deal is closer to $90.
TSLA’s retard strength Comes and goes Like the waves of the ocean 🌊
everyone was talking about TSLA this morning now its old news earnings calls don't matter when the markets forward looking
I just bought TSLA $350p expiring tomorrow.
I gave out 3 bangers lol ASML NFLX n TSLA puts
OKLO calls came in clutch for my TSLA calls 😭
Bloomberg is confirming the specific catalyst. Here's what triggered the 1pm acceleration: **The proximate cause — Strait of Hormuz flare-up:** Bloomberg is reporting that **a flare-up in tensions over the Strait of Hormuz** sent oil higher around midday, "on concern that a prolonged closure of the waterway could worsen energy disruptions, boosting inflation and slowing the economy." This is the exact stagflation narrative I mentioned earlier — and it just went from "background worry" to "active catalyst." This fits the chart timing perfectly. The drop didn't start at the open on known news (IBM/NOW/TSLA were already priced in by 9:30); it accelerated sharply around 1pm when new Middle East headlines hit. That's why the move looks mechanical and fast — algos reacted to oil spiking and Hormuz headlines in real time.
Went into an interview and did not expect my SNDK and TSLA puts to becoming back to life. What the hell did you people do?
TSLA…why are you being anti capitalist
Surprised TSLA isnt down more
You won't for foreseeable future. Too big to fail is real nowadays. Our tech advances are like almost any other ever in history. Back in the day TSLA, MSFT, AWS, GOOD would never be allowed to get the size they are would get broken up like a utility. I didn't start really investing directly in stocks until 2013 but have done 401k earlier. I did mostly real estate but since 2013 everything new went all in. I'm in tech and it's just super odd how advanced and new companies coming out of nowhere.. and when they go public they are massively huge right outta the gate.
All of the analysts who issued a price target today for TSLA set their targets to be much higher than the current price. What do they see that the average WSB analyst is overlooking
Was waiting for the daily TSLA bad post