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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Of course. So I shouldn’t expect to see TSLA in top 10 market cap because it’s a different environment
I see. That's why we had insane call volume on TSLA today.
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the price just detaches from fundamentals forever like TSLA. Price starts to fall he'll just tweet something about TeraFabs in the asteroid belt and it'll spike 10%. Not a game I'm stupid enough to play though
will spacex also have a retard market power like TSLA?
TSLA calls so obvious in hindsight. Gonna chase in the morning
TSLA $420 because of no reason at all
Believe it or not, I’m holding TSLA puts lol
Man if I had listened to Reddit TSLA haters a few years back I would be so much poorer right now, glad I bought it and was able to provide for my family ☺
full-ported TSLA of all things in '22. It did not go well but I held on and doubled-down on June OTM calls at the December low. More luckier than smart with that I guess but I saw that their sales in 2022 were pretty damn good so thought they'd be a safe bet 2023-24. ^(then Elon lost his mind)
25 stocks make up 70% of qqq. Just exclude palantir and TSLA and buy them yourself.
GOOG and MSFT is down 2℅ because the investors are too smart to know the situation is not looking good, compared to TSLA, up 1℅.
Mango 2 has been such an insanely wild ride that we don't even talk about TSLA anymore
The stock we aren’t supposed to talk about is posting better earnings per share than TSLA lol
Down $7k on TSLA puts, premia sent directly to Elon's family office apparently.
Am I cancer for being invested heavily in ORCL, TSLA, HOOD and MSFT? Looks like a long year to me
Can’t believe these TSLA puts were so cheap, it was the only thing green today
MSFT almost at 20PE and TSLA cant drop below 350PE this market is a fuckin joke
Come on TSLA, MEEP MEEP. I spent my lunch money on that 1dte Put.
lmao.. TSLA is the only Mag 7 in the green, the rest of the Bag 6 are in red. What irony..
I don’t think TSLA is gunna really move until we have more clarity on Optimus
Such a fucking joke TSLA somehow surviving but msft eating dog shit
TSLA, aapl, NVDA all green
I love how TSLA is +1,2% at 360PE and MSFT -2,5% at 23PE This show how regard this market is these days
You had a plethora of stocks to choose from, an absolute plethora but of that plethora you chose TSLA the only stock that is green in the entire plethora.
Why TSLA is up? they are declining car business , they won't be a leader on robotics, nor on self driving... gezz.
Market rotating into the safe bastion value play that is TSLA
SEC needs to investigate TSLA stock. This can't be real
TSLA must be shorting MSFT
MSFT TSLA META DJT JPM COIN What other stocks did the Epstein ETF?
TSLA is the safe haven. TSLA is the tenbagger. Everyone will be buying EVs
Why is TSLA up again wtf
I can't believe people are still buying TSLA. Does Elon have to overdose on a livestream before people will sell
Sell MSFT, buy TSLA. Brilliant
TSLA remaining green is fucking hilarious to me.
MSFT's fall has been crazy. Every time I think it's bottomed it just falls farther. Meanwhile fucking TSLA is up again.
I never thought I'd watch MSFT die before TSLA
TSLA, no one believes in your bullshit anymore.
TSLA doing one last, “yoo-hoo, boyz. Look over here” before it takes a few more bulls to pound town
Only our beloved value stock TSLA is green. Best market ever
TSLA up because European car sales are up. So when TSLA is a car company and there's good news, it goes up. When TSLA has bad car news, it's a robotics and AI company and it goes up.
Every time I open a TSLA position, my butt gets itchy for some reason.
I bought TSLA puts, you’re welcome lol
TSLA has a PE ratio of 354
TSLA is apparently a safe haven during these volatile times
TSLA is the toxic girlfriend Wall Street just can't quit, except they're not even getting good sex out of it because Elon won't deliver the fucking sex robots.
Why would TSLA be pumping today while the markets red? Makes no sense.
3DTE Puts on TSLA or 0DTE Puts on SPY? 🤔
Today I learned from twitter that Tesla is going to disrupt ASML and TSMC with it's chip business. The narrative always has to change now that TSLA is behind in humanoid robots and self-driving cars 🫠
nice explanation. i hope NVDA and TSLA are like this since i'm invested in both. one of them i'm more comfortable with than the other..
So.. Anyone else thinking TSLA is in trouble with a court loss and the questionable IPO? Is it time for the dump?
What is this a pump for TSLA Optimus Ants???
MSFT almost negative while TSLA is still up is hilarious
Everything going back red except TSLA is all u need to know
I paper handed my TSLA puts. Please laugh at me
gonna need TSLA to get itself back down to the 360 level
friend, you're literally proving the point. It's been one thing or another for years now. If one sat on cash back then, they feel like a fking schmuck (or should). It's like listening to half-wit analysts repeatedly calling for TSLA to $40, as it went from $200 to $500. Maybe TSLA will trade for $5 one day, and if it does, they will all claim victory. Except... opportunity cost of sitting around watching it go up 100s of % while claiming Musk is a fraud 🤷♂️
Hell yeah STC 3x TSLA 3/27 385c @6.85ea (bought Fri); 2.84 -> 6.85. 141% profit. STC 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @1.68 (bought weds); 2.78 -> 1.68. 40% loss. 3x2.84 + 5x2.78 -> 3x6.85 + 5x1.68; 8.52 + 13.9 -> 20.55 + 8.4; 22.42 -> 28.95; 29% profit. Should have bought even more Friday!
Hell yeah STC 3x TSLA 3/27 385c @6.85ea (bought Fri); 2.84 -> 6.85. 141% profit. STC 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @1.68 (bought weds); 2.78 -> 1.68. 40% loss. 3x2.84 + 5x2.78 -> 3x6.85 + 5x1.68; 8.52 + 13.9 -> 20.55 + 8.4; 22.42 -> 28.95; 29% profit. Should have bought even more Friday!
So is TSLA just a call on the SPY now? LOL
Grawk is the only p@do image generation app allowed on the App Store. TSLA calls 🤷♂️
In related news, TSLA up 4%
I salute you if you bought TSLA 0dte calls at open. Seemed like a no brainer
TSLA invincibility is back
It totally makes sense that TSLA is up more than the other mag7
TSLA is always riding this dumb pumps lol, always
TSLA stock deals with electric cars, an oil war should have no effect on them
TSLA moving up $30 this morning is .... well it's something.
Goin balls deep on TSLA puts…will report back
5 out of 7 Mag7 names were flashing long setups heading into the weekend -- MSFT near 52-week lows, NVDA and TSLA both at 20-day lows. The backtest numbers say dip-buy, but that was before the Iran escalation, and now de-escelation over the weekend.
His kids all got a heads up before the announcement I have never seen such market manipulation in my life he is worse than Musk was a few years back with TSLA stock
Nearly $20 reversal on TSLA on this fake news. Nothing is real.
Okay, so the gayest stock $TSLA dumps when they release some good news like the new TeraFab project, but when they report -50% sales, they pump into the oblivion. Okay bro, got it!
TSLA being green in a nuke detonation wouldn't surprise me tbh
It is going to my pocket after I sold CCalls and people who bought my puts on TSLA and military stocks etc. Bears make money ,bulls make money, pigs get slaughtered.
Bought TSLA calls last week - worst thing that happens is my shit fucking luck kills the company. So win fucking win to me
Genius. TSLA CALLS AT OPEN.
!banbet TSLA 300 3w
my TSLA 250P exp 3/20 purchased mid-July at $330 RIP
I hear TSLA tried to smuggle tech to China, but they didn't want it.
At least TSLA is green ....wait that TSLZ. Never mind
Dailies are a massive gamble, but they are useful in elevating from 20 bucks to a few hundred. 230 to 4pm qqq daily you can buy an 8 dollar call and catch a massive bounce and ride it to like 40 or 50 bucks - if you want to hone your skill and discipline don’t fill port your 20, you basically have 3 chances of catching a bounce and multiplying As far as weeklies go, some highly volatile or extremely low volatile stocks will catch an early fade in the day a few percent, if you’re starting with 20 bucks you can play bounces on the low dollar stocks An alternative, for example, if you wanted to say by puts on TSLA but you are broke, you can buy calls on $tslq and other etfs on high nominal dollar stocks for exposure. Golden rule, never full port and never DCA a losing trade, if you want to win back your losses seek a different trade so you avoid being trapped
On the plus side, TSLA is down 25% over the past 3 months Only 75% to go
Saudis dumping it to pay for more interceptors. They'll be back. TSLA 375c 04/02
Seems like a safe bet. I also think TSLA will exist in 7 days.
Agreed, I actually had some minor losses last week and I’m pulling out for now. This is not a fundamental driven market If course with AI or $TSLA you could argue that point 3 years ago.