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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Free oil for life... And TSLA is green? Clown market
So ready for TSLA bs pump today
The current motto seems "In times of doubt, short $TSLA".
I am selling QQQ and TSLA puts for pennies, please don't crash.
So we should buy something with a fair valuation like TSLA. got it
When I buy TSLA calls, it's because the cult always delivers, even if the company doesn't.
Would be surprised if anything much is green today. Maybe AMD TSLA BIDU
why would you take the other side to this trade? Volatility play? [https://trade.thinkorswim.com/trade?symbol=TSLA&leg1=1,.TSLA261218C105&leg2=-1,.TSLA261218C110&orderType=LIMIT&limitPrice=3.45&orderTif=DAY](https://trade.thinkorswim.com/trade?symbol=TSLA&leg1=1,.TSLA261218C105&leg2=-1,.TSLA261218C110&orderType=LIMIT&limitPrice=3.45&orderTif=DAY) The other side [https://optionstrat.com/QS0bDkPCIcCq](https://optionstrat.com/QS0bDkPCIcCq)
im also not losing sleep over $NVDA fsd. more competition in this space will accelerate adoption of electric vehicles. more electric vehicles will accelerate the transition to sustainable energy infrastructure. i see this as a win. $TSLA🚀
Rough start to 2013 for $TSLA Gap up day one, followed by 7 red days, which made the low for the year. Finished +344%. For perspective only. Just saying a rough start doesn’t have to define the year.
TSLA held steadfast against its supports and below its sell stop. Very oversold. Easy money.
My dark horse picks are META, GOOGL, TSLA, MSFT, AAPL, NVDA, AMZN
I am a TSLA bol and I can confirm I am in shambles
same reason why Michael Burry isn't shorting TSLA but think its ridiculously overvalued: because he knows he can't win against the cult followers that props up the stock no matter what
👍 I don't think this is good at all for tsla all joking aside. What's happening is everyone else is developing a standard of sorts and pushing TSLA solo. The bigger circle jerk will have more people to overcome any bugs or issues that come about and dominate the market by far.5 minds are better then 1.
Crazy. Isn't? We are in "Alice in Wonderland". Anything is possible. Up is down, down is up (TSLA, anyone). At this point, I am a leaf, going with the flow.
I believe big investors are hand holding small time investors to buy TSLA. If the stock goes down, they buy some to show the stock is up. People kept falling for ths scam. They will milk it as long as possible or they lose interest.
LOL TSLA needs to fall an additional 80% so anyone with a brain can buy it
RIVN is a good buy rn. Republicans mostly dont buy EVs. And there is a market of Dem US EV buyers that will never buy TSLA now. And with import controls on Chinese models, all RIVN really has to do is capture a small slice of that market and their valuation doubles. They're in a great position to do that with 5 bil-ish revenue and 24 bil-ish market cap, and recently just went cash flow positive. And they've got a good balance sheet. With a good position like that they're gonna be able to eat some market share esp if the prices of their cars comes down. And the cars are actually good. Goldman really got that one wrong. Just bc finance bros are called experts doesn't mean they know where the stock is heading.
Bought TSLA during the dip today.
I think you’re underestimating how much it plays a role in this sub especially. For example, I downvoted FedRP24’s comment in this thread because their car sales realistically have 0% bearing on $TSLA valuation right now and it seemed clear that he just came in here to be defensive about a car he owns, which is just an unproductive tangent. That whole argument was stupid. The overall sentiment I’ve seen consistently for several years here is along the lines of the company being borderline fraudulent on literally everything they’ve promised other than their EVs, and that their EVs aren’t even strong enough to be an insurmountable moat in the industry. Which I think is pretty objectively true.
NVDA, AAPL, GOOGL, and TSLA all were down today and markets pumped. Very suspicious…
This market is so ridiculously strong, it actually reminds me of early January 2020 right before Covid, anyone remember that market? Dow went up like 9 days in a row or something between Jan 1 2020 and Jan 15 2020, SPCE tripled and TSLA doubled in like 3 weeks.
The entire post, and the first comment you replied to are about the stock valuation. Part of the reason you got so many downvotes is that Tesla’s car sales have zero bearing on $TSLA valuation, because it’s already valued higher than every other car company in the world combined. No offense, but there’s a reason I didn’t reply to you. You’re having an irrelevant argument in a thread where you clearly didn’t understand the context, frankly you’re lost and clearly looking to argue regardless.
People still think robotaxis is what's going to help TSLA become an 8 trillion dollar company? I thought they were all buying for Optimus.
I’m in SLV poots, TSLA/ORCL/NBIS calls Some of this dooky I’m throwing at the wall better stick Fuck you MMs Love, Your Exit Liquidity Bitch
Back in 2020 and 2021 she should be good but thats probably because of the money 🖨 lol. Now we use her like Jim Cramer. She is mostly know as a big TSLA Bull. Anything her funds sold is bullish and anything they buy is bearish. Her and Jim Cramer will be one of the best signal when and what to buy.
She made a ton on TSLA really early
Always good to diversify. Pick like 3 growth tech stocks(ex META, TSLA, DECK, etc) and put ~50% in those. Then put the rest in crypto
In just one year SILVER has passed Berkshire Hathaway, Saudi Aramco, TSMC, TSLA, AVGO, META, BTC, AMZN, MSFT, GOOG, & AAPL and now NVIDIA to make it to #2 on the world’s largest assets by market cap list passing the $5T mark for the first time in history - Hi Ho SILVER awayyyy!
Why is TSLA down? Jensen Huang can't compete and Elon will have 10 billion transformer robo-taxis that also make your bed on the road by the end of the month
Teslas being good cars has absolutely nothing to do with $TSLA trading at a 300-400 P/E, that’s the distinction you’re missing
Long-term TSLA bull flipped bear today
KTOS and TSLA are the moves tomorrow regardless of market
TSLA or some butt plug manufacturer
TSLA calls for tomorrow 1 minute before the close
TSLA just getting curb stomped since 490, down 60 buckaroos since Christmas week.. What happened? Retail investors found something shinier than a cyber truck? Maybe algos driving instead of the robo.....
Everything looks bad for TSLA so it’s mean we will have an up 5% day tomorrow
Can one of the smart ones amongst us explain to me why SPX shot straight up with no compromise meanwhile most of what comprise it was down like NVIDIA, TSLA. etc.? Is it that the long tail was in the green?
Tesla should be more concerned that Elon is trying to make it seem like they are going to lead robotics and the very real leader in robotics Boston Dynamics owned by Hyundai is beating them to the punch. If Elon was smart he would have not announced anything until they were in mass production. But TSLA is the product. But it looks like they are about to lose every market they are "entering"
fuck TSLA, just fucking die you shit stock.
First, let's get this straight. TSLA will go up Second, I'm not convinced this matters. Whatever the court decides, the administration will find another argument. And the tariffs will continue. Third on not convinced this matters. Nobody trusts that either this administration or future administrations won't pull this stunt again. From a macro perspective, this means little. TLDR - Calls on everything
SPY testing ATH while TSLA is dumping. Finally Nature is healing.
I say this with all love and respect, TSLA - please eat a giant shitburger to finish the day. It would make me so happy. K. Thx.
I dont think so, prob just an excuse cause NVDA down too. TSLA prob down due to opex next week.
TSLA down because of NVDA jumping into FSD. Idk if there’s a bigger reason to buy TSLA now. FSD was supposed to be fake
Cmon TSLA, you have one more giant dump in your colon. Let it out. Do some dumpies.
Can't wait for Musks crash outs to become more vile as TSLA heads to $70
If they were a publicly listed stock not under some other company it would be overvalued junk. Not because it’s a bad company, but people over value stocks like this. I could see it being something like TSLA but without such a cult following
TSLA dump part 2 coming. RSI in bear territory and MACD crossover just happened
TSLA 420 is not a meme
I see 1 potential winner (TSLA) and 2 likely loosers (depending on how fast is theta decay & IV crush)
is it even a moat when the govt is actively trying to kill the EV market? I'm just waiting for Toyota to release an EV... would never touch TSLA with a 1000 ft pole with their nonexistent QC.
Exactly, it's a blue-chip stock. But it's been falling steadily, and no one wants to lose principal for nothing. So it's better to wait and see or buy NVDA, TSLA, and other high-growth stocks instead.
TSLA looking like it's about to dive again.
Suspiciously market cares about TSLA being dogshit right before OPEX week when max pain is 15% lower...fucking MMs lol
Anyone buying TSLA calls here?
This NVDA Alpamayo autonomous driving platform is going to shake things up, bigly. TSLA's $1.5T valuation is mostly due to robotaxis and Optimus robots, maybe a bit for the car and battery business, but Robotaxis have been the biggest driver that TSLA is $430 and not $43 if it was just a car company. I bet a bunch of big TSLA holders are re-evaluating their thesis today.
Wsb: how do you lose money in this market? Just buy calls! Me: *buys calls on TSLA* 💀
TSLA calls here? TSLA looks oversold
lol JP Morgan actually gave TSLA a price target of $150 on Jan 5? Whoever this Ryan Brinkman analyst is won't build his rep by putting his rage porn on display.
AAPL down, GOOG down, TSLA down
TSLA back with the retarded strength
TSLA you can lift off now thank you for your attention to this matter.
TSLA 450 calls might print tomorrow
TSLA heading towards green now! On a rocket ride. (I would rather the stock implode in a gutter)
trying to time the bottom on TSLA so can sell and watch it rebound 🤡
Maybe I should join the dark side and add a little bit of TSLA. Unlike the Reddit experts here, there are some bull cases for the stock. It’s in prime position to take advantage of massive battery expansion and humanoid robots. This is due to its integration with Chinese tech and supply chain. All Tesla has to do to succeed is to import all those CATL batteries and copy the newest Chinese robots.
I am buying TSLA. Good bye my port. Please call me retarded below.
of all the scams in human history : # TSLA is the biggest !!
I just noticed on the TSLA 15 or 30 min chart yesterday, it looks like a perfect bart Simpson head.
Odd, I sold TSLA at 489.88 back on 12/22. That's a fuck off a drop right there
The TSLA posts are getting out of hand so gonna grab calls
When TSLA 500 so I can short this for eternity
look at that v on TSLA, we are so back
TSLA shares depreciating faster than a cybertruck
Here's the thing. NVDA announces some kind of car tech and kills TSLA today. It announces partnerships and everything around it that has nothing to do with AI blasts off. Announce a new chip? Flat. Basically, NVDA news only affects other stocks.
TSLA 490 to 428 in a little over 2 weeks, what an electrifying dump ⚡️
TSLA getting absolutely DUNKED on this morning
QQQ calls closed at +40%. PLTR may calls up 30%. I’m so fucking wet. Putting my grubby paws on TSLA, AMD dip next
Friday TSLA rally confirmed
Market green but TSLA down? Is it groundhog day?
Why is fuck bitch TSLA down today?
You really believe TSLA will be worth 31 trillion dollars one day ?
According to the line I drew, TSLA is going to 420
Just take every Tesla vehicle and strap a Flesh-Grok to the steering wheel. TSLA +4%
TSLA dumping by 4% today so far.
Bought a TSLA call because I figured it would rebound a bit but holy fuck.
Any sniff of TSLA owning this market and people freak out on Reddit. Or maybe it’s the bots