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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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When does the market realize TSLA is a 💩 🥪?
Historically, WSB was just about amoral tendification. Didn't matter what the company did as long as we got tendies. didn't matter how ruthless the CEO was as long as tendies (e.g., making Shkreli a mod). I draw the line at kiddy fucking, rape, and human trafficking though. TSLA and any other stock run by kiddy fucker is a stock I'm not messing with. Now I'm going to rebalance my portfolio into weapons manufacturers. Fuck Leon FTW!!
Buying TSLA calls make me feel so dirty.. but green is green.
Tesla as a car company is in a death spiral. TSLA is a meme stock. At some point, the rug pull will happen.
Thats like \*nothing\* for their marketcap and bitcoin is not crashing.. TSLA is not a bitcoin company, forget about this thesis.
TSLA has 11,509 bitcoins on its books. Bitcoin crash is going to sting…
Muskrat must be fuming seeing all the Elon Pedo cucked memes. I have some TSLA calls so please keep pumping this stock u weirdo
TSLA calls or puts. https://preview.redd.it/yywl1q73k3hg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dffbe6135a3ec47c5a28320f4fb6d869922caa3
TSLA pump or dump if FBI investigation rumors are true ?
Green candles, good vibes, and TSLA doing TSLA things. Days like this are why people love the market.
TSLA 420 weekly call. For the love of the game
I feel TSLA regardation about to happen, buying calls
$TSLA must be out for search of the wildest parties
I sold puts on friday for minimal gains on TSLA would have tripled my money. WTF
Why TSLA drill. Elon so cringe then Jeffy bestie didn't want him around. That's bullish
Not many things give me a boner these days but TSLA going down certainly does.
Honestly considering full porting into TSLA despite having no conviction in the company. I just think Elon will successfully grift that bonus he gets if TSLA hits $10B market cap or whatever crazy number it was lol In 2 years I can see him coming out and saying "We are in the talks of a 4 trillion dollar 5 year contract for optimus with a confidential entity, with that said, we believe revenue to be 1.4 T this year", fully knowing there's no contract or anything.
Someone needs to tell 🥭 about the estimated $700 quintillion in gold sitting on 16 Psyche. ………ponders for about 2.5 minutes. Yeahhhhhh………..imma have to buy some TSLA LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAPS if they merge with spacex. Rocketboi will be selling solid gold dildos and sex robots. Optimus will just be the labor to mine the gold.
$TSLA is a pre-revenue startup
MMs refuse to let SPY 700 hit. Same with Edgecuck's TSLA 500.
Thee King of overpromises and underdelivers..... Now he can get out from never figuring out FSD. He's a fucking con and a phony.... Oh well, TSLA price action has been easy money. That's why they pay attention to him.
For those wondering what is going on. OP has opened a call credit spread with a net debit of $2.525 (252.50 per contract, for a total net credit of $164,125) on a highly volatile stock expiring March 20th. If at expiration TSLA is higher than sold call + net cresit (higher than 425 + 2.525 or 427.525) OP will begin losing money, up to a max loss of $160,875
So let's say TSLA buys SpaceX -> needs to dilute 40% to buy it -> triggers 2 market cap objectives for Elon pay package -> dilutes even more.
Has there ever been another stock that lost shorts more money than TSLA?
How is TSLA still not 50 usd. Not a hypergrowth, not a car company like wtf is this valuation. Same goes for PLTR. And fuck crypto too while at it.
Yeah, sure, US non-maga, Canadians, Europeans, Chinese... not buying nazimobiles any longer, but can't wait for Optimus. Fascinating to see TSLA still above $400
Tesla is the future. It is at the cutting edge. Elon is the last intellectual with motive power. He builds things and knows the complexities of manufacturing. TSLA is a car company. He built a car company after an oligopoly controlled it for nearly 100 years. Sure, everyone is shit poor now and winding down their spending, so no more cars. But he will beat the economy itself by making robots with the batteries he uses to power his Teslas. RDCs will become automated overnight. Amazon will be able to lower its prices, allowing people with -$1 on their credit cards to buy more!
Instead of buying calls on good companies on red days maybe I should buy calls on TSLA because that has literally never ever failed to bounce
Somehow TSLA will reach a new high.
Grabbing TSLA 200 & PLTR 60 puts to hedge my MSFT calls
Of course my TSLA puts expired last friday. FUCK YOU ELON CHILD FUCKER.
My TSLA puts expired on Friday. 417.5P. Sigh. Fucking pedo fucker. Hope the Felon gets mowed down by FSD. PEDO FUCK
This is a 6 week+ play, kind of irrelevant what happens to TSLA this week.
on the first day (of Feb), God said, "and let there be green". And so, the whole market green (except TSLA fuck that shit company)
im tired af (europoor), need to be awake for this madness. good night fellow regards. Long Bitcoin Short TSLA lets see if we can do something with SLV
No man, it's TSLA, it always pumps on bad news
maybe Elon will announce spaceX isn’t a space company and send TSLA to 800
i only sold more TSLA, relax. and i buy bitcoin, relax double.
I’ve got TSLA META and SNDK.. not looking much better for me either
https://preview.redd.it/eon44un2xzgg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdd531beba1d662e94b93e66cbc74c28861ab78 !banbet TSLA $400 1W
Seems like one of those -10% TSLA days
Considering all the other rich fucks in the latest file dump, my guess is they’ll buy a shit ton of TSLA to keep the meme stock going so they dont all drown together.
TSLA will go to hell with these files release, then go to heaven after SpaceX ipo
It's crazy to me that anyone is still buying TSLA. Now that Elon is firmly in the Epstein files, there's such a massive risk of some former accountant or CFO coming forward like that Enron lady did. NDAs and threats of litigation against whistleblowers only go so far. People really hate pedophiles.
ok. so heres my battleplan: Already bought some bitcoin MSTR at open TSLA is short and will stay short PLTR is short an will stay short i dont touch any metal, im not in crazy casino mood sell any remains of anything that could have any exposure to AI minus Google Buy more Bitcoin survive
Elon is taking a lot of heat for his part in the Epstein Files. I doubt TSLA will pump this week
TSLA, she’s this, she’s that, you can never figure her out, she’s always on to the next hot thing, high maintenance, but shmexy!
It's crazy amidst all the mayhem, TSLA is still at 400 PE ratio with 1.5T market cap. Musk is a true conman
Need TSLA to eat bigger shit
MSFT gave STDs to TSLA
I don’t use Kalshi but rather Reddit comments and post sentiment to help me gauge local bottoms and tops. It’s EXTREMELY helpful, especially in the case of TSLA, BTC, gold, silver, SPY, and QQQ. Latest trade was a +66% profit overnight on ZSL -2x silver short 2 days ago.
Thinking about moving some of my TSLA shares into this MSTR dip. Mostly boring long term holds for me since the melania coin went tits up
Friends don’t let friends buy TSLA
Audience member: "Ummm, Negrodamus?" Negrodamus: "Yes, my child." Audience member: "Negrodamus.....why do white people love TSLA stock so much?" Negrodamus: ".....White people....love TSLA stock....because....Elon Musk makes Jeffrey Skilling....look like Mother Theresa." \-Chappelle's Show, 2026
You're missing the forest for the trees. TSLA is really 2 companies, Tesla-mature (car selling business) and Tesla-growth (robotaxi, optimus, FSD). Investors love Elon's companies' execution. Back when Tesla-growth was focused on building the car business, they (1) delivered an impossible product (electric car) with a non-existent (charging) infrastructure, (2) broke into an otherwise established and unbreakable market (how many new western car companies can you list from the last \~20 years who successfully broke into the market?), and (3) did all of this while continually undercutting prices and improving quality. Investors remember this and they are heavily betting his next startups (all under the TSLA ticker) will continue this rock solid execution, thus P/E ratio is justified. If you completely ignore TSLA-growth and you look at TSLA-mature, you are putting your own Elon Derangement Syndrome in front of objective analysis.
Elon will announce tomorrow TSLA will pivot into breakfast burritos.
kinda wanna text Ross Gerber and ask what he's doing with his $TSLA shares
A TSLA 245/250 bull call spread at a debit of 415 looks like a good way to earn 20% by next January providing i could fill it for this price, for instance if I wanted to basically have next years ski trip paid for I open 10 of these and wait, of course there is the small risk of TSLA dropping below 245 but it is unlikely. The sole hazard here I can see is that I tie up the capital. Is there anything else I should consider? Dividend risk?
TSLA gap down/up/flat on monday?
Here is how Cathie Woods largest holdings performed in January 2026 Tesla $TSLA -4.3%🔴 Crispr $CRSP -4.7%🔴 $ROKU -12.3%🔴 Tempus AI $TEM +1.3%🟢 Coinbase $COIN -13.9%🔴 Shopify $SHOP -18.5%🔴 $AMD +10.5%🟢 Robinhood $HOOD -12%🔴 $BEAM -0.3%🔴 Teradyne $TER +24.5%🟢
TSLA ending green even though Musk admitted to going to Epstein island.
Oh look!!! TSLA green. Interesting.
TSLA just changed his identity exactly like his Elon's son/girl...
TSLA comes out and says they are no longer a car company and you guys are still salty
I first heard about WSB when TSLA started running up. There was a story about WSB members buying calls and market makers buying the stock to mitigate risk from selling the calls.
Even if that was true you realized he only got the files at the earliest last year no? If that’s the only reason TSLA it’s so overvalued why was it just as overvalued before? It makes no sense
TSLA at a 350PE will continue to be a flight to safety
TSLA to $42,069 within a year doubters are regarded
Buying puts on companies owned by men rejected by Epstein is actually smart 🤓 MSTR TSLA
Bill Gates though. And his unclosed TSLA short. Dude is going to have a terrible 2026
So I’m guessing TSLA is dipping after the Epstein island stuff right?
The following stocks not based on indexes have 3x a week expiration for their nearby months AAPL. TSLA. NVDA. AMZN.
Would not be surprised for new price targets to come rolling in now that things have digested on TSLA. Some analyst in a special note putting it at around $1000 or something crazy
*hits blunt* It's gonna do some weird shit like merge xAI, starlink, spaceX, xitter, and NeuroLink all into TSLA. A fair chuck of the biggest and most likely technological breakthroughs of our time in one ticker. Then just add some fusion or nuclear energy play, and EVTOL/drone play, mix in some kind of chip fabrication deal with Samsung in Texas... Gonna become a cyberpunk megacorp led by the biggest dork alive. 🚬
bro, we dont buy TSLA puts, we are not prey to Cathie woods....... if you want to short TSLA, go naked stock. but man... you get IV crushed or it just does not drop the way you anticipate. Retail Puts are free money for ARK and Musk. They do exactly squeeze this. They are selling you the puts because they know you pay more premium that the odds of it are - and if the odds of it turn higher, they just manipulate the price a little higher, so they are not. Problem solved. Ask literaly anyone in here: hands off TSLA puts. it does not work like that.
my TSLA puts gonna pump tomorrow. Corn dropping all but confirms it. The SpaceX merger stuff was a sell the news event, that’s what drove price up to 500 originally despite everyone know the deteriorating status of the company. It’s old news and now late retail is getting grifted into.
TSLA pidä mun lonkeroa, tää ei oo vielä mitään.”
!banbet TSLA 0.0 4w
TSLA to the shits. its inevitable. if MSFT bleeds its ass because openAI, then Musk must bleed much more horrible because of Grok. Who TF would ever spend for Grok? Nazis and Pedos? :E Eeek what a market....
I bought 9k worth of TSLA at ipo pricing and sold for a loss. This is my degenerate origin story, been taking trading Ls every since
Reminder (really, dont be stupid prey to Cathie Woods!!) If you want to short TSLA, dont buy PUTs. Sell the stock naked. start with little position, because TSLA is TSLA and it is highly regarded and even a earnings miss can send you +10% lol, its P/E is 300.00 lol. so, start small, average UP your short position. pay almost 0 interest, dont get squeezed. Hedge with ordinary performing competition, like GOOGL (waymo!!) and maybe XPeng or some similiar generic tesla-killer company. if tesla has a market and survives, Xpeng has a market and survives. If googles Waymo cant get profitable autonomous driving, tesla has no chance ever to catch up. TL;DR: naked short tesla, no options, average up price, hedge with google. target longterm as this is actually our all thesis: Tesla will go to the shits, it does produce profit that is meaningful with \*no product\* it produces and its value is 5x to 10x inflated.
Nah this is a bullshit argument. Nvidia was selling the best GPUs in 2000 and their stock was like .30 cents. It was flat for decades yet they had revenue and infrastructure. Cisco was selling a crap load of boxes throughout the 2000 and only now are they getting back to regular levels. Every company trades on a hope and a dream that they will meet current PE expectations in the future. The whole market is built on expectations and emotion. Look at TSLA, sales are way down but people are still speculating that robots are going to save the company.
Pedionaires black monday. Short TSLA, PLTR
its a very good time to short TSLA.
Seriously? You compare TSLA to Bitcoin? What are you, stupid? can you store 1 TSLA on a blockchain? Omg. this is a ridiculous comparison. it makes no sense whatsoever. a Stock is a property right - it is fully dependent on your government allowing you to have it. Bitcoins are technically a secret key (your wallet) and a public key (your addresses) and a single source of truth that is securing all transactions using singatures (the blockchain). a Satoshi (the smalles unit, a millionth of a Bitcoin) is a single bit. Thus the name: Bit-Coin. a million Satoshis makes a whole Bitcoin, 21.999999 million of it maximum.
TSLA is “Elon’s ETF” at this point. If you are heavily invested, it’s because you somehow believe Elon can make it, or that the stock will print money at “some point” in the future. You should be prepared to throw any due diligence and whatever formal approaches out of the window though.
TSLA no longer identifies as a car company m'kay, please respect it's new identity and don't dead name it as a car company anymore m'kay 🤡
The stock at this point is based around him, and whatever happens with ANY of his companies. Whenever spacex has a bad day you can see the stock dip. when twitter had drama with him, TSLA tanked. When twitter had something financially positive happen (subscriptions, monetization.. etc) it would climb. TSLA is detached from Tesla the car company. It's attached to Elon and any of his businesses, and its success is also backing a lot of lending packages and products on wall street. So the market wants it to continue growing. I divested years ago when it became obvious it was no longer connected to Tesla itself.
Then he will fold this into TSLA to pump the stock to the sky
The guy supposedly just made bank by getting 170% return, goes into crying about cult following and running his own metrics (some reason he is missing TSLA being an interesting part of SpaceX to come) the thanks Redditors for awards! LMAO this is 100% a fabricated story, I wouldn’t even entertain this guy with his BS.