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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Or that guy who was up ten of millions on TSLA calls and then lost it? But I think that wasn’t on here. Didn’t he try to sue?
ETFs rebalance things quarterly, and then adjust in real-time depending what market does. If, say, TSLA is selling off, major funds reduce their exposure accordingly. The only time you'd see something like SPY tank is if the whole market is taking a dive. One component having a bad run is not going to affect the fund significantly. As far as I understand, the main difference between funds like SPY, QQQ, VOO, VT and such is in how they distribute dividends and in their fees structure.
I was in one of those TSLA robots that were debuted to make drinks and stuff.
TSLA is down 6% because their cars are shit. Real players drive a 2002 Honda Accord
I watched paint dry all day with TSLA, while everyone else was yeeting their life savings into AMD.
Market is rising but TSLA is underperforming compared to the market. It needs an excuse to drop. That excuse is macro environment. That means you are right and market will drop next week.
The company is a hype stock. If you want to talk about crazy valuations, look at TSLA. It has maintained upward momentum for years now far outside any rational cost basis. The point is, I always find it incredibly risky to bet against hype stocks. The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Couple this with the fact that OKLO is also being driven up as part of the energy boom, I’m personally staying far away from shorting it.
Elon about to announce TSLA’s new product, it’s a gpu chip made inhouse, that stores infinite data, has 500gb of ram, built in micro nuclear reactor, that mines bitcoin, that’s also a rocket but somehow a cpu, that has selfdriving, also a solar panel, and lastly AI inside. TSLA to 15t market cap 📈📈
!banbet TSLA 420.69 1 week
Shorting INTC, is like Shorting TSLA; you get burned.
elon is insane and $TSLA mkt cap is 1.18T
Google: Competing with semi-conductor companies with their TPUs. Competing with AI companies with Gemini, which will soon be integrated into Apple devices and will have an edge by integrating throughout the Google eco-system. Competing with TSLA with Waymo. Competing with META and TikTok (Oracle) with Youtube. Google, NVDA, and AVGO are the only Mag8 companies I would invest in right now.
I know no one cares, but just for the record: some people (like myself) do not take positions with war dealers, nor PoS CEOs (looking at you too TSLA)
!banbet TSLA 400 7d
!banbet TSLA 400 7 days
It's not worth it when it comes to investing. You just get folded. I've only successfully shorted TSLA like two times. And that market manipulation tweet from 🥭 with PLTR recently really fucked me.
Full porting TSLA with margin
Tempted to grab some TSLA 375p as a gamble on this bounce
Best thing about seeing SPY/QQQ rip is TSLA isn't part of it. LOL
TSLA going to 400 monday
Just looked at TSLA 10Q. Their bitcoin holdings lost 529M between September 25 and March 26. They did not buy or sell any BTC. Just straight up lost 529M in value.
We've all been there. I missed a $175k spike on some TSLA calls in early 2020 because I was distracted by my girlfriend being a drunk cunt.
TSLA 400 when (im coping)
PLTR and TSLA investors looking really smart today
Both AAPL and TSLA 5m charts look like the McD logo lmao
You think stocks trade based on earnings. Must be new around here and haven't seen TSLA for the last decade
I put $12k in TSLA and sold last year when Doge happened with $24k. I rolled that into AMD, bought $16k more for a total of 301 when it dipped again at $200. So $40k in (or $28k starting from TSLA) and now worth $105k. Somehow I went from index funds only to having a quarter of my networth in one company.
Well i guess not most but 3/7 are still pretty far off MSFT at 419 (ATH is 555) META at 676 (ATH is 796) TSLA at 373 (ATH is 498)
all these Ai and chip stocks booming and here I am with a full portfolio of TSLA
Can MSFT and TSLA just get de-listed already please
Caught those two huge green candles and nabbed a $5K scalp, net profits $4K for the day after FOMOing TSLA puts after the dip earlier.
TSLA didnt get the memo and my puts are loving it
TSLA you piece of 💩 do something
At least my TSLA puts are working out until it isnt
BTO 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @3.78
BTO 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @3.78
So glad I put my life savings into TSLA when it was at all time highs
TSLA is drunk as fuk, go home you drunk fuk lol
TSLA you regarded as fuk lmaooooooooo
Who dropped the hammer on TSLA shit
Fraud. He is going to someone join TSLA with SpaceX, get the market cap above the numbers he needs, to get the trillion dollar pay package. He is the greatest grifter of all time.
1/3 of my lottos working out. DIE TSLA
Genuinely don’t think there’s anywhere close to the Bay Area in terms of wealth and insanity. AAPL, NVDA, META, GOOG, PLTR, TSLA, Anthropic, OpenAI, NFLIX, MU, INTC, AMD, AVGO, MRVL… list goes on
Why would TSLA pump? Makes no sense man.
Me every Friday morning: “ I should’ve bought TSLA 0dte calls “
Rip to whoever bought my TSLA 380p for $8.00 at ope
TSLA 400 calls a month out is the move
Legitimate companies are actually creating generational wealth with real earnings and huge growth, and still a bunch of clowns are chasing TSLA, the biggest scam stock in history. So dumb
TSLA should be up double since they’re a 2x semi company now
Skated closely out of TSLA and SNDK puts without taking too much of a hammer to my port. Holding CAR 200 for next week and just grabbed INTC 83 for next week. Don’t think INTC drops too much but think there will be profit taking and it doesn’t hold this level
TSLA is a semi too guys 🥹🥹🥹
Got a quick scalp on futures to make up for some loses on TSLA puts when it opens
People always say “it’s incredibly hard to outperform SPY.” Been doing it for years. Literally just straight up for 8 years now. Over that time I’ve bought and sold NVDA - still holding SOFI HOOD AMD - still holding INTC - still holding TSLA BTC And even though VOO / VGT makes up like 80% of my portfolio, I’ve essentially doubled the markets gains just by making the right plays. It’s easy.
Double checking if I have puts on anything…only TSLA 3 weeks out. I should be safe
And TSLA should not have a market cap of 1.4 trillion, yet here we are.
NVDA, TSM, GOOGL, TSLA all showing nice bounce. But is this real relief or just a dead cat before another leg down?
Everything looks good and then there is TSLA
SpaceX aiming to be listed in early June. How long before Elon does something questionable (merge, buyout etc) and does his yearly tanking of TSLA again?
Congrats. I’ve never seen a more delusional bunch of cucks than TSLA ‘investors.’ Calling that ‘investing’ is like calling taking a dump ‘plumbing work.’ Every dollar they lose is doing God’s work.
Yeah, he means merger, but the point stands. \> Tsla investors don’t really get diluted because there’s a proportional amount of shares to the combined new market cap By definition, as the market cap is the sum of the shares. What's the point? \> Second, the way he described it is you give these shares to spacex holders and the valuation combines to greater than the sum of its parts. And still, with spacex you get a bigger slice. Of course, as long as spacex is not listed hold tesla or whatever you want, but if you think an acquisition is going to happen, you want to own the company that will get acquired. \> its run up will be largely cost prohibitive And still, TSLA will pay a premium on that
I mean he’s already wrong because you need a private company to do a rto and tsla is already public for starters. Second, the way he described it is you give these shares to spacex holders and the valuation combines to greater than the sum of its parts. Tsla investors don’t really get diluted because there’s a proportional amount of shares to the combined new market cap. And they even rise because of the increased market cap beyond the sum of parts. So if you buy TSLA now, which you can do and hold, then you can benefit from a long term play. Whereas spacex can’t be bought, its run up will be largely cost prohibitive, and you can either buy stocks or options while volatility is lower than it would be closer to that point.
So essentially but TSLA and a lot of it?
Will my TSLA $350p print tomorrow? Probably.
I hope you win .but it's TSLA
TSLA just needs to dump 33 more dollars in the next 3 hours for me to win my banbet. No worries!
>As long as Tesla isn't in any danger of business collapse, and the AI dream remains alive, TSLA valuation will hold. Those are two fairly serious ifs though to hold up multiple % of the s&p
Implying we were degenerate enough to buy 1dte puts 😂 leaps were going up on the DCB. EVERYONE knows exactly where this garbage is going. This isn’t TSLA. This has eyes on it and every institution and retail trader will be out for blood.
I can't see 40% growth into 2029. I would wager 35% max growth 2028 declining to about 15% after a handful of years. A reasonable forward P/E would be sub 40 for current growth trajectory. That being said it isn't out of the realm of possibility to reach a PE of 120. PLTR/TSLA/WING have all achieved ludicrous valuations.
If it was going to have a significant impact on TSLA I think we would have seen it in after hours trading.
Seems like the new TSLA
The only way TSLA can deliver on Robotaxi is if it’s towed by a Waymo.
INTC crushes it. Interesting to see if TSLA also rises on those results... now that theyre both invokved with the Terafab Projexr. .
TSLA might be onto something with self drive. Hear me out, imagine the number of ads, you can display in car, if driver doesn't have to pay attention to road.
You cannot post stuff like this. Whenever people start chattering about a stock in reverts - except TSLA of course
If TSLA opens above 370, lowkey might full port 380c
Just woke up, how are my TSLA calls looking post earnings?
Ah.... finally... the coup de grace. Jim Cramer says TSLA is a buy. GG bulls.
no way grandson held for meemaw … all in he sold it all at a huge loss and yolo'd TSLA
I don't think INTC is gonna reverse like TSLA. Womp womp. Strongly considered going the other way with this one, but allowed P/E to get in my way.
Cmon TSLA, you'll make chips too, go up!
He’s makin’ robots that will totally do all the house chores autonomously with no errors. I wish I were being sarcastic, but that’s literally what these TSLA idiots believe.
Be an increasingly profitable business with surging demand. I don't own NVDA right now myself but it's clearly not done. TSLA is a failing car company with a p/e over 300 built on hopes and dreams that won't come.
You guys should buy TSLA now. It's a steal at this price. TSLA will eventually merge with SpaceX and it will command a premium after that. Not sure when the merger will happen (Elon hasn't replied to my DMs), but it's better to be early than late.