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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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If nukes start dropping im leveraging to the tits on TSLA calls
60% sounds dramatic but JPM has been bearish on TSLA for like… years lol. Stock’s still priced like a tech company while margins are sliding, so I get the concern. Idk if it’s a crash but expectations definitely feel way lower than they used to be.
$JPM saying sell $TSLA to get suckers to buy SpaceX
Why is the plunge protection team pumping everything but not TSLA?
I‘m just mad that TSLA has the balls to be green. Everything of value will be handed off to spaceX, just fcking dump you pos.
TSLA puts still free money or done now?
For real. Luckily I had TSLA puts today so those helped offset. Hoping to see a significant SPY drop this week so I can get out.
#TSLA is going to 80 bucks IMO
While Starlink IPO and TSLA will be distinct and separate companies with meme lord Musk at the wheel for both companies I predict some backroom boardroom shannigans using the rising strong starlink to shore up the sinking titanic that is Tesla and both companies will suffer for it.
You know what? You should buy it on margin. Another TSLA buyer sent me a PM couple months ago bragging that he bought $50k @ 430. Haven’t heard a peep since.
TSLA put gains gave me the clarity to hold my spy puts the fries in the bag
Past performance does not predict future success. If you think TSLA will go up higher based on fumes then I have a bridge to sell you.
Where’s the dude who said TSLA 370 by tomorrow 😭😭 Check the dumpsters 😭😭
Someone big just said TSLA should be down 30% or something.
How could a good God allow such a TSLA valuation?
people have been calling for double digit TSLA for about 10 years... Hell, imagine this retard, with a price target of $25 on TSLA, worked for you If you don't know what makes them retarded - then you probably are too https://preview.redd.it/csloz4cj8otg1.png?width=1830&format=png&auto=webp&s=2791d8b0dfd4eaf225b5a2f976c9fe9b72b167f3
At least TSLA is tanking, tho
I hate TSLA but still buying the stock :)
>I remember watching **a video a long time ago**, back when SpaceX was failing launch after launch, Tesla sales were weak, and almost everyone was doubting him. I've been a TSLA shareholder since 2011, although I've sold a large % of my stock in January of this year. I watched Elon Musk speak live at the TMC/Teslive convention in 2013. **People often change over the years.** I know I have, and the Elon Musk I saw speak in 2013, is not the Elon Musk who exists in 2026. Elon Musk in 2013 was laser focused and grounded in First Principles thinking. My perception of Elon Musk today, is that he's unfocused, delusional, and doesn't give a shit about Tesla's shareholders beyond the praise that some heap on him on Twitter. Until 2022, Tesla had consistent progress on business execution and proving the naysayers wrong. In the past few years it's been chaos and decline: Musk cancelled a new mass market car in early 2024 and then lied to shareholders about it, FSD is still not working after a decade, Cybertruck is a total commercial failure, and Tesla's growth as a business has been stalled since 2023. It's just more stock pumps year after year. With FSD not working Musk pivoted to robots. Now the story is chip manufacturing. Cybercab goes into mass production this month, and without working FSD, Tesla may have just spent Billions on a manufacturing line that can't build sellable product since the car has no manual controls (and even if controls could be retrofitted, the market for 2-seaters is extremely low). My conviction in TSLA has gone from extremely high in 2019, to fairly low in 2026.
I don't know all of these but Oracle is leverages up the ass. UNH has scandal upon earnings woes, NKE has been a mess, Adobe is AI vibe coding replacment fears, CRM see Adobe, MSFT is OpenAI sucking fears. TSLA has plenty more to go down. I don't follow all these other stocks just want to say these were all having problems before the War and had reasons. They may bounce but the only two of those in particular i like are MSFT and UNH in the long run.
I'll be longing the absolute shit outta TSLL when TSLA hits $337
I wouldn’t fuck TSLA with your dick but I know enough that this trade will bend you over a barrel and fuck you sideways
TSLA is great for puts, but it has a lot of sneaky bounces; tomorrow could be a last chance entry
nice. my two ideas today were TSLA short and MU long. 1 out of 2 is not bad...
TSLA is not that profitable yet, maybe in a few years
TSLA should start paying a 1-2% dividend like the rest of the Mag 7.
Buying TSLA $500 1/2028 leaps… once spacex IPOs Elon is finna be unstoppable
TSLA swings about $30 almost every day yet when it crashes, people buy puts and screw themselves. It’s been swinging since 2024, you have to switch between puts and calls often.
very bearish in here on TSLA, my sign to load the heck up on calls!
Everyone's still on their "die TSLA die" arc so there's a chance my calls will print tomorrow *Thomas Face*
Selling TSLA into MU is a rotation I can respect. Memory demand for AI infrastructure isn't slowing down and MU's been on a tear this year. The thing that would make me cautious on any new buys right now is this week's macro calendar. Fed minutes Wednesday, PCE Thursday, CPI Friday. That 178K jobs number from Friday hasn't been priced in yet because markets were closed. If CPI comes in hot, everything takes a hit regardless of the individual thesis. I'd be watching, not swinging big, until we get through Friday.
1. TSLA is not the worst performing large cap stock YTD. Not even top 10. 2. YTD is only the last ~4 months. Hard to disagree with what nostrike is saying by using such a short timeframe (not arguing who is right here btw.)
Jumped the gun and lost 50K shorting TSLA last year. This is just throwing salt into my wounds
TSLA is so 2025. RIVN outperformed them last quarter and is so HOT right now 🥵
I have been a TSLA shareholder (and a Tesla owner) since 2013 (first shares $2.60 split adjusted) and people have been saying TSLA valuation is irrational the entire time. Every negative opinion on the company, the products, and the stock has been essentially wrong and I've been able to use this advantage to make generational wealth for myself. After 13+ years of screaming "irrational!!," it's not so clear who's more irrational. I have $10M+ that reminds me that I don't care. That said I know that you're probably wrong. If you don't agree, the market allows you to bet on it. I'd gladly take the other side of that bet.
You would think oil pumping this hard would at least be somewhat bullish for TSLA but instead it's just been elevator down since the war started
This is like asking if $TSLA or $MSTR shareholders receive Bitcoin just because those companies buy/own Bitcoin.
Job got busy during power hour now I'm stuck holding Apr 8th 367.5 calls on TSLA...
If youre retarded, now is a great time to buy TSLA
Breaking: TSLA selling excess inventory to the Department of War and using them as makeshift warheads
Made some realized gains on TSLA and QCOM today. MSFT still fucking me non stop.
Observing someone winning on TSLA Puts gives me hope
* TSLA is a meme stock that is currently propped up by Elon fan boys. * Elon fan boys want to invest in SpaceX IPO coming in a couple of months. * Elon fan boys need capital from somewhere to invest in SpaceX. * Elon fan boys will sell TSLA to buy the SpaceX IPO. Buy puts for June.
Every year TSLA delivery numbers are trash, you get a bunch of downgrades, and then that POS pumps to new highs. I'm a TSLA 🐻 but if you look at the chart you'll see first it made lows at 100, then higher lows at 200, and now 300. It will cross 500 some time this year for no fucking reason.
TSLA stock loves to do that, I wouldn't place more puts until tomorrow.
Now let’s see that eod rally for $TSLA. Close above $354
I was getting my shoes polished the other day and the lad told me I should invest in TSLA since it never goes down!
"JPMorgan slapped a $145 price target on TSLA (Sell rating), calling \~60% downside" LOL
Tesla's shareholder base has changed considerably since S&P500 inclusion, and not in a good way. During the 2010s, many early investors in TSLA conducted serious due diligence and had clear reasons why they owned shares despite all the bad press. After the fast money of the 2020 S&P inclusion, the TSLA shareholder base has increasingly tilted towards morons who want a repeat of fast money but have done little or zero analysis of their own. Tesla's corporate governance has been collateral damage: braindead cult shareholders approve of almost anything Tesla's board proposes at the annual meeting, no matter how detrimental to shareholder rights. My cost basis is $2 and I exited a significant % of my shares at $450 earlier this year. I still hold some TSLA stock in case I'm incorrect in my assessment, but I believe that most likely a massive reckoning is in the cards for TSLA shareholders who have abetted the company's incompetent management.
I have successfully bought TSLA calls at the bottom today. Already up 13%
VIX being up today is plain weird. All of the bigger stocks other than TSLA moved less than 2%. SPY itself is up. The market's been an iceberg more or less today vs. recent days. Now in the midst of a flower hour. Where's this supposed volatility increase?
I've been a TSLA shareholder since 2011, and I cashed out a significant % of my TSLA stock in January, realizing approximately 22,500% gains. I still own some TSLA stock today, but I no longer believe the company is on the same footing that it was in 2021 or 2022. During the 2010s, I kept close tabs on Tesla's financials and had calculated that the company had a path to success, despite all the mainstream naysayers. There was significant, measurable progress in Tesla's main product lines and clear value from its infrastructure buildout. From 2023 onwards, Tesla's business metrics have been in decline. Sales are down. Revenue is down. Execution on major initiatives has been slow or even failed. Solar Roof, Dojo, and Cybertruck are all failures. FSD has been outpaced by competitors and the current Robotaxi services are a Potemkin village. The same evidence-based methodology that kept me invested in TSLA through the difficult 2010s, now tells me that Tesla's risk/reward proposition is poor. People buying in today may very well end up being bagholders.
They bought a dying company just like TSLA
Okay it’s time, full port TSLA calls 🫡
Bought in 2017 and 30x’d my investment on TSLA when the Model 3 releases. Sold in 2023 when I realized Musk just lies and nothing ever comes to fruition.
How many people have made money on TSLA puts so far? Yeah... Calls it is.
Don’t worry TSLA boolz, you’re not a car company so the cheap valuation should help you sleep
Why is it so hard for r/valueinvesting to find an undervalued stock? Just buy inverse overvalued stock bruh, like TSLA today.
We can't avoid both of them unfortunately, our 401Ks are buying biweekly. I would't short TSLA though, very sketchy scheme Elmo is cooking is my theory, he probably will use money from SpaceX IPO to pump TSLA.
I believe it, but everyone's been saying this for 5 years already. Also, I expect the SpaceX IPO to drag TSLA down since their projects are no longer bundled into TSLA's valuation.
TSLA down today, but never fails to gap up by end of week.. crazy. 400 by next week probably
TSLA is a part of many different retirement portfolios, if you are part of a company's 401k program you've probably been an investor in TSLA for years now. I imagine SpaceX/Xai could be in a similar situation.
People are getting out of TSLA to invest in SpaceX.
And I am! 😀 I could be way off but I think TSLA holders will pare their positions in advance of spaceX ipo Cash for those shares gotta come from somewhere and longterm Elon peeps sitting on profits so…
TSLA is a shit stock for losers and morons
TSLA and LCID getting rekt
TSLA $370 tomorrow starting now
TSLA only has to go down another $100 before we get to watch Elon cry on MSNBC again.
Is is absolutely insane we’re flat on this shit also TSLA LMAO
Boys, I might be in a lot of trouble. I am holding covered short puts on $TSLA 4/10 strike 345
So you were able to think of one example, and that example is literally half the PE ratio of Tesla. Directly from Gemini • Tesla (TSLA): Tesla is currently trading at a higher earnings multiple than Palantir. Its current ratio of 379.5 is notably higher than its 2024 year-end levels (~110–198), indicating a recent expansion in its valuation multiple or a shift in earnings performance relative to its stock price. • Palantir (PLTR): While still high at 222.7, Palantir's P/E has contracted significantly from its 12-month average, which was previously above 460. This suggests that while the stock remains expensive by traditional standards, the "premium" investors are paying for its current earnings has eased compared to the prior year. The example you gave is literally half of Tesla and is directly repricing right now to *not* be that expensive. That actually makes the exact opposite argument of TSLA’s price making any sense lol
TSLA puts paying better than most jobs this month
Crazy to think that TSLA 347.5p 0DTE’s were 10 cents this morning
are they saying the TSLA car company or the robotics company ?? need shorting / longing advice pls
Den den den den den TSLA fuckin tanked
Watch how TSLA +10% and fuck this guy up then when he buys calls, TSLA drops and fucks him up again and then he buys puts and calls and TSLA will be theta. The beauty of TSLA…
Everyone knows they don't trade on EV revenue. Why are they still using EV revenue to look at TSLA's price target. Just project their 2030 revenue from robots and use forward PE to calculate their valuation.
What are you talking about? TSLA is down 30% off the peak. Shorting this bloated pig has been free money in 2026
TSLA is down 30% off the peak. Shorting this bloated pig has been free money in 2026
What are you talking about? TSLA is down 30% off the peak. Shorting this bloated pig has been free money in 2026
I was going to short TSLA this morning but I bet Elon will pull one of the oldest tricks in the book and merge TSLA and SpaceX to get his trillion dollar deal
Yeah I'd go full beat on TSLA, but Elmo is really good at pumping the stock with vaporware and his other companies allow him to prop it up, ala GE.
How fucked are my TSLA 335p. Selling spreads , can’t got lower right?
TSLA probably will crash, we’re entering an era of instability. TSLA and its ideas are peak optimism and just don’t work if the world isn’t cooperative. China is on a tight schedule to expand, they’ve already played their first card, Israel is losing grip on their vassal states and looking to expand before they have absolutely no friends in the world (the Chinese will never help them like the US does), Europe is flooded with foreign ideologues and will probably break out in civil war once the right wing parties start gaining power and Oil, which kept the world relatively peaceful is losing its power, which means the oil producing states in the Middle East will no longer benefit from peaceful existence. Even Canada is facing a population replacement crisis basically sponsored by India who has stated outright their intentions to occupy and subvert countries by sheer mass migration. Things can go pretty bad. I mean maybe I’m wrong but there’s a lot of things coming unwound geopolitically.
In the grim dark of near future, there is only calls. TSLA 1000
Hopefully TSLA drops enough before the SpaceX IPO to prevent Musk from becoming the first trillionaire.