CLOV

T-I-E-Sama

Long $CLOV

PupikHershko

Those were my exact thoughts after banking 100k on CLOV, so I just dumped it all into options again. This is a great tip, I now have 0 problems.

Habooboo5

He wasn’t really siding with WSB, he was faking it to dump 💩 like CLOV on autists

Negative-Road-8610

When he comes back with the $CLOV DD tomorrow he is going to jump off a bridge

iv2892

When did this sub stop supporting stocks like WISH, CLOV, MNMD , BB, etc. I swear , 7 months ago I wouldn’t stop hearing about how great and why I needed to buy all of these

Avbjj

Yeah, it's kinda dope. I'm gonna reinvest it into CLOV FDs. Can't go tits up.

freeportme

CLOV

Negative-Road-8610

This man bought $CLOV because of Reddit, what a retard. Do your research before you buy a stock.

Coin_guy13

Ahh, CLOV.

Simplevice

CLOV

hi-imBen

Get out of CLOV... graph looks like a classic WSB pump and dump. They typically don't recover

Negative-Road-8610

I know how you can get out of $CLOV 

usernamchexout

For a few months it was like that though lol. It was so easy to make money from those pnd's, even the complete garbage ones like WISH and CLOV. But that phase is over, no more pumps here from what I can see.

davfromBK

WISH and CLOV are so cheap my dick is rock hard for these 😍🤑🤑

tastyskiin

He’s like 90% down on CLOV YOLO

Artistic-Translator2

Wait was it the CLOV, twitter or Ethereum yolo that got u? I'm not seeing anything smahphone worthy. U were only down 8k on CLOV.

MARvTARD

I did some digging this man is in heavy on CLOV lol

FutureScouting

CLOV eh, could’ve DRSd GME bro

Jealous-Meeting-7815

Oh well on days like today I’m just happy I’m not bag holding CLOV in double digits

MrDoPhi314

Post history shows his hand a little. CLOV it is.

CallmeWooki

OP is holding a nice bag CLOV

originalGooberstein

I checked your post history OP. Lets see the CLOV and BB loss porn. And if it was a BB you smashed I'm pretty sure they've been turned off so that's no big loss. Except the littering. I hope you picked up the pieces because people who litter piss me off.

RussianCrabMan

So, how's CLOV doing baggot?

Numbzy

Not sure how you made money on CLOV, I watched that fiasco with the FOLO but ended up glad I didn't buy in.

Taberaremasen

I lost on OPAD not CLOV - I'm one of the few retards that made a few bucks on CLOV. I have no idea what either of these companies do, BTW, but their main focus appears to be making their stock price go down as fast as possible.

Numbzy

I mean sucks to lose on CLOV but $400 ain't all that much. Bonus for the lesson from it too.

-bjorn

Stopped reading after CLOV.

Taberaremasen

Yep, I made magic money on AMC and CLOV of all things (retard change, ~$600). Now I'm holding these heavy OPAD bags from one retarded play that was essentially a post on this sub with tons of emojis and "buy this stock, retard!" as the DD. I think I threw $400 in from my IRA (LOL retirement) and it's down like 75%, as I bought at the awesome price of $18.50 after-hours (ATH was $20.97). I will hold it until $0 just to remind myself not to invest based on emojis and that I am genuinely retarded.

Mrinvestorinfuture

CLOV, WISH, RIG TRANSOCEAN ITS TIME TO RISE🍀🍀💎🍀🍀💎🍀💎💎🍀🔥🔥🔥go baby!

kaprixiouz

So stay away from CLOV - got it.👍

FreeHelthcareforall

I’ve almost given it all back. Sticking to stocks Buy CLOV, it’s bottomed and the growth is 100% plus. Look into it.

stanbyit

PLTR CHEWY BARK CLOV need to start lifting their game fucking soon, before I DCA myself broke

SgtSlaughter1974

Hey dont forget about CLOV!

thesaddestcuck

CLOV to $1 this week

skiwee13

Puts on CLOV?

ThePatternDaytrader

Frank is bagholding CLOV

Organic-Half-5254

Buy the CLOV $3 Jan 23 leap for just over $100. Then you can hate yourself for an entire year. Great bang for your buck. Current CLOV bag holder. FML.

Social_History

Chamath doesn’t even care about the Uyghurs. How do you think he feels about the SPCE, CLOV, and OPEN shareholders?

tim2k000

Chamath says "no one cares about Uyghur genocide" CLOV to the moon 🚀 We need some gy-nese investors 🙏

SeriousSignificance

He probably invested in WISH, CLOV and HOOD.

Oenones

Jokes on you. CLOV was already fucked before this article. $2 EOD!

sgloux3470

Retail FOMO didn’t run the stock up from $40 to $170 within a few hours in Feb 2021. Retail FOMO didn’t drive the price to $350 March 10 then suddenly all sell to drop the price to $180 and then bounce off it back to [260 ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/03/10/gamestop-surges-40percent-then-wipes-out-gain-completely-and-is-halted-again.html) Retail FOMO may have been responsible for the June run up before the vote count. Retail FOMO didn’t cause a [BBY buyback](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-02/bed-bath-beyond-soars-on-share-buybacks-plans-for-marketplace) to drive up GME. Retail FOMO didn’t drive the price up 30% AH on Jan 6. If it were just a retail pump and dump, wishful thinking etc the stock would be more like CLOV, WISH, RKT, SNDL etc. Go look at the 6 mo chart for any of those and see how they’ve just been slowly dropping as bag holders slowly cut their losses. That’s how GME looked for most of Feb 2021 too. I get it, apes can be more than a little cultish. But the price action has been very compelling, and I think most people want to wait and see what GME announces with their transformation.

venti_cocaine_latte

CLOV and SoFi fuk tomorrow

mediocre_fighter

Ask him if anyone cares about CLOV shareholders.

thesaddestcuck

Lmfao Scamath being cancelled on twitter. CLOV SOFI and all of his SPACs to $0 soon 

saw-it

“Every time I say that I care about CLOV bag holders, I’m really just lying if I don’t really care. And so, I’d rather not lie to you and tell you the truth, it’s not a priority for me,” - Chamath

ali-onder

I feel that these days, also, market makers make it so stonks don’t go up. How many regards bought into WISH and CLOV and never saw the thing go up? Motherfucking Gme. Who the fuck is selling that?? And god damn RIVN. It’s still a turd at 80. For the Algos:) 🚀

Ready2gambleboomer

Wait so our new addition isn't going to be free from our CLOV profits?

thesaddestcuck

CLOV bagholders thankful they didnt lose money today 

YellowAdept4539

all of this talking was in wsb, wsb is bigger than shortsqueeze community, don't know why wsb always banning post of stocks like BBIG, CLOV or others

Lawlpaper

When it hits number one, normally that means it’s just about tapped out, or at least is in full gear. The ranking system is calculated based on old data. So it’s always behind. Remember CLOV? That was a gamma squeeze, shorts jumped in at the top, so weeks after it’s high CLOV jumped to the number 1 spot. But that was because the SI increased, and most shorts were super in the green, so even though it was number 1, it was almost impossible to squeeze. That being said, PROG was a terrible squeeze setup. The dilution was crazy. But on a good note, it hit that $6 high from the option chain ramping it up. So similar to BBIG this week. But BBIG also has some big catalysts coming up that are all but officially confirmed. So look at CLOV and PROG on their rips, realize that BBIG has the same option chain and short interest setup, but has actual catalysts and not speculation coming. The only thing we don’t know if the date of the catalyst yet.

BlackedBegz

SOFI is one I have been looking at because it is so beaten down. I am also pretty red in like OPEN and CLOV so I am also an idiot

atrain1189

What shares would you buy with $1 million? I’m thinking all growth stocks are so beaten down it would be worth the risk to scoop them at these levels currently. BB, PLTR, ROOT, CLOV, SDC, ANY….. thoughts?

atrain1189

What shares would you buy with a milly? I’m thinking all growth stocks are so beaten down it would be worth the risk to scoop them. BB, PLTR, ROOT, CLOV, SDC, ANY….. thoughts?

LeaderBrilliant3662

CLOV coiling tight 10k shares Tuesday

KobeFadeaway248

No no. I sold CLOV at 22-24 luckily. Didn’t buy back in, but maybe when it goes to ~$1 it’ll be a cool bet. I will and never did touch Wish lol. Idk how so many people bought into the one.

baddaddy196911

You got the title wrong. It should read... CLOV 💼 holders a nuts. You should always proofread your work!

Josh_Sky

CLOV is a hedgie stock, owned by the hedgies

Silent_nutsack

Im balls deep in GME but yes I agree, WSB has taken a turn for the worst. Its not as bad as it was in the spring and summer, I assume most of the noobs that came 2021 have lost all their money in CLOV and WISH.

BreakfastOnTheRiver

I $WISH upon a four leaf $CLOV that my apes will hold!

davfromBK

Lmfao what stocks will be included? Let me guess - WISH, CLOV, BB 😂

hardcore_softie

She's probably trying to decide between WISH and CLOV for her next big buy

skiwee13

Puts on CLOV

Odd-Block-2998

2022's stock market has the volatility potential that makes 2020 and 2021 ones cute. It is equally possible that SPY can go to $50 (around -90%) or $550 (more than +15%). Bear case: Covid is a plan by China and Russia to weaken US (and Europe) economy. After years of examining US, they concluded that the only way to weaken US is via a pandemic due to how US economy works. They expected a global stock market crash resulting in depression in 2020, but . Now, with ongoing introduction of rate hike, they may attempt a joint-war (i.e., China invading Taiwan while Russia invading Ukraine at the same time) at the right moment to stir another possibility of global stock market meltdown. Why -90%? It is due to fear of WW3 in addition to already severe global supply chain issue and incoming rate hike. Bull case: There will be no war. Russia is just doing the best to increase the oil price without a bullet, while China is just playing around with Taiwan to unite China's people. Increment of rate hike doesn't affect the stock market much after Pelosi shouts at JPow when GOOG goes down below $2,500, and JPow has no choice but to announce at most 3 rate hike to 1.0% this year. SPY and QQQ reaches ATH every month, and the wsb apes are buying WISH and CLOV again.

MASH12140

CLOV holder spotted

mdnmdn11

Swing trading. Bought and held growth stocks sold for loss then I would do it again w/different ticker. Took huge loss on MARA and RIOT after BTC dip sold near the bottom. Hit big % on CLOV, BBIG, SNDL but didn’t take profit near the highs cuz of greed

Simplevice

My man bought CLOV and SOFI ( just looked at your profile). How about you invest in SPY hahhaha

CanisLupusFamiliaris

CLOV

Traditional_Ad5937

CCL & NCLH are hot as fuck easy money there also puts on r/CLOV it’s a $1 stock all day 📉

MicroBadger_

Ha, what a bunch of losers* *Said while sliding CLOV bags under desk

1453-worst-year-ever

Ya know, they sold me on CLOV with less info. Less do this.

1453-worst-year-ever

SMH, try holding CLOV. I'll be in a nursing home soon enough the way this is ageing me.

Ready2gambleboomer

Is it gay to wish it was her drilling my anal regions instead of CLOV?

Moist_Lunch_5075

ROFL I feel bad for CLOV bagholders but it's just such a great target. I get exactly where you're coming from and agree. I'm glad we enjoyed each others' posts. :)

Feedmepi314

Wait isn’t the market cap of CLOV less than 1.5B? Doesn’t that disqualify it from being talked about here?

hardcore_softie

Really fucking great post man, excellent points, and everyone should definitely take all economists' and analysts' opinions with a grain of salt. Opinions are like assholes after all. I'm definitely not Michael Burry here calling for the biggest crash of all time this week. My biggest point was just that historically we recovered way more quickly from the covid crash than most other crashes. You make great points about why this is the case, but I was just pointing out that OP's idea of recovery timeframes show some inexperience and unrealistic optimism. I totally agree with you that trying to time a crash is like trying to time anything else with the market: good fucking luck. It's a known fact that people lose more money by trying to wait for a crash than by just getting into the market. Time in the market is king. Except with something like CLOV. That may never see $16 ever again lol (sorry CLOV bag holders)

Moist_Lunch_5075

>Many economists don't even consider it a crash because the recovery was so quick. And you should probably take what they're saying with a grain of salt, because even among economists the prevailing wisdom on what crashes are is problematic. It was most definitely a crash, given that it was a liquidity crisis due to the breakdown of the economic engine of the economy causing a divergence between ability to pay money into the rotating economy compared to the need to pay it into debts and obligations, resulting in a >30% market drawdown. That is the very definition of a crash. The problem is that people apply mean reversion to the market and think "thing go up big, must go down big!" which works under normal circumstances, and is intertwined with signal biases in identifying bubbles. People assess bubbles by looking at curves and PE ratios, which are statistical artifacts of bubbles, but here's the problem: Everybody cites the expansion of capital in the market as the reason the market expanded, but never considers that in assessment of how the market reacted to the liquidity crisis and where that's going and never include it in their bubble assessment. It's a basic fact of mean reversion methodologies (which relate to bubble crashes) that once you change the underlying liquidity in the market, the factors of mean reversion and valuation multiple positioning changes, as it did after 2010. People kept predicting mean reversion there, and it never happened because the baseline liquidity in the market changed. This happens in stocks all the time. In fact, we're watching it happen right now: Mean reversion should mean that CLOV will eventually go back to $16/share, but that assumes that the interest and available float are the same, and they are not, which is why CLOV keeps dropping. Economists who assume crashes must be long lasting mean reversion to be a crash are falling into the same psychological bias pit that people who constantly buy into CLOV thinking it's going to go back up are in. It's all belief, no science. In the science of economics, markets expand against their liquidity backdrop, and as long as that liquidity in the active market is expanding or the same, a crash is not guaranteed. Bubbles exist when you have the same rough amount of money in the market and a lot of it goes to one thing... in the 2000-2001 crash, the primary issue with the liquidity in the market ultimately was due to bad accounting reducing value in the market, we then went through an elongated period of low fundamental liquidity because of bad economics during the Bush administration creating a problematic economic divergence problem. The tech bubble in 2000 HAD to crash because the same money in the economy had to start competing for debt-generating living costs as inflation drove up the costs of housing, etc, while real wages were declining and large markets were leaving the country resulting in downward fortunes for much of the country... but there was also a hard market valuation scandal driving the decline in relative valuations, which is why it took so long to recover. In that circumstance, because there was no capital liquidity backing, all the market could do was revert down and the lack of capital influx resulted in a lack of capital generative capability. A similar thing happened in 2008, but QE ultimately hid the real depth of the crisis by propping up the banks and getting rotational payroll and credit provision moving again. The same circumstances happened in 2020 as far as liquidity was concerned... but the added liquidity from the Fed combined with fiscal stimulus and the fact that the liquidity event was due to a pandemic have everything to do with the duration of the crash. Expecting a pandemic-driven crash to have the length and depth of a normal bubble crash, especially in the face of an elevated market liquidity expansion that will be draining into the economy via bank lending for the next 10 years... that's not science, that's belief. The science says it was a crash and did what it should have done. I initially doubted it, but after spending a LOT of time looking into it I'm comfortable saying that. Having said I agree completely with the point of not being overleveraged going into a crash. People who pull money out at the top and then buy in at the bottom obviously do better, but like you said timing the bottom is also far more problematic than it looks on a chart. In the end, though, most of the bear theses on here are no more complex than any other blind mean reversion assumption... and that's the problem. Timing a crash is just as problematic as timing the bottom. The strategy this year, with softening monetary accomodation, will favor stock pickers and volatility capture... but that's tough, so the other strategy is to dollar cost average over time keeping a lot of capital free to buy dips but not overleverage. Volatility capture will beat that by a wide margin, but can also beat it on losses by a wide margin, too. LOL

redpandaeater

I bought 100 shares of CLOV to sell covered calls to people here but did not expect it to fall quite as much as it did.

Ready2gambleboomer

As A CLOV bag holder I've had a penis go inside me for months.

Oenones

CLOV - The Meme (2021)

jtw3995

Still in $CLOV 😉

MLGcharles

#EOY WISH $0.27 Amc $1.33 Gme $21.45 CLOV $0.07

Old_Part_9619

Must have bought CLOV🤣

thesaddestcuck

CLOV to $1

parityzero

Here ya go !banbet CLOV 6 200d