CP

Harp-Note

Are you mad I'm not watching CP Edgerunners? :ahyes: :kek:

HorsePockets

Lol Grok is 1000% gonna be the AI to fuck up and cause a reactor meltdown when it's told to figure out a way to stop the government from cracking down on it making CP and teaching terrorists to make bombs

Individual-Debt-1580

Come on now don’t play dirty. CP3 god rest his soul

KittyLover-7

Even as a Bol I laugh when the Bols in here scream V time at the smallest of a dead cat bounce Like when CP3 HIT A HUGE 3 TO CUT THE LEAD TO 43

LurkerFailsLurking

The best case scenario is that we can solve the mess this has created by having state and local governments declare data centers are a public blight that harms the community and pointing out that they've been used to generate CP and facilitate IP theft and other criminal activity and then seizing them under a combination of eminent domain and civil asset forfeiture laws.

tribopower

Its CP 2 Bro

neutralguy33

ASS LATEX CP is the only anagram

EnlightenedPotato69

A lot of r/stocks owns meta and it shows. I'm not sure if any of them are active but browsing meta right now is at peak garbage. I tried for months recently, to try getting my friends and family back in my feed, but this is how it went: see a political AI profile, click not interested. See it again the next day. See thirst bait type profiles, click not interested, see it again the next day. See click bait from political AI news sites, click not interested only for them to show back up. Alpha news, weird confederate merch shops, local news with boomer spitting Fox News talking points. Basically no content from friends or family, in part because most people stopped using the app already. It's literal trash. But at least you don't get full on CP in your feeds like if you're on X for any amount of time... One thing that's funny. You can absolutely bully boomers and Karen's and being theres no system for reporting and no more 'Facebook jail'you can trash the few real life idiots still online there, although that's a monumental waste of time

Federal-Watch

Yeah, it’s a nice course too. Starts in Staten Island and finishes in CP, you take in most of the surrounds

AnimeOrDie

That index is definitely full of CP, yeah.

LasyKuuga

i wonder what 🥭's CP index looks like

exgeo

Sure https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

3p1c_Kelly

He's playing both sides, that way he always comes out on top. https://youtube.com/shorts/BFA3eGvB5nE?si=st405CP12cMz1SAN

bularry

Got it, CP I’ve never seen announced like this. Deal still a ways off I guess

jfdirfn

Thats cos grok is flat out making CP for donny shitpants.

Obvious_Network6694

Anyone wanna give me one these stupid trades thatll double my money? Down to my last 100, cant pay rent, food or anything else. Had several concussions from a dirty cop, couple got arrested but the few that really f'd my life up didnt pay for shit. These cops hid rapes, CP distribution and several jumpings/break and enters just to cover their own ass. If i make a few good trades today and in the next few weeks ill tell you how i knew luigi mangione and tyler james robinson, and something noone else knows yet including the whole owens crowd lol. I dont feel like hiding this shit anymore

torokunai

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

Maleficent_Tailor324

You’ve got to be kidding about the international staff! I worked at CP for 5 seasons in the early 2000s, the students from abroad worked waaaay harder than most of us Americans 😂 and got the worst jobs.

Helreaver

They all have their strengths. Claude is best for coding, Gemini is best for deep research, and Grok is best for generating CP. So it's got the pedophile market locked down.

SignificanceLate7002

CP NewsAlert: Europe wants Canada as its first ‘associate member’, says EU chief

SK_socialist

And you expect other northern NATO nations would let that slide eh. Canada doesn’t even own/control its current major trade infrastructure (CN and CP lines), they’re privatized. What makes you think Canada would even care to control Arctic shipping lanes decades from now? “ oh no we have to keep a hold on territory for future private companies to benefit from”, FOH

JVints

CP is allowed with Ai use with this president.

ballzstreetwets

I told you last night, the CP and I will be way softer than expected and we will have a 2% to 3% up day. Get ready 🚀 👨‍🚀 🚀 👩‍🚀

ballzstreetwets

For the last time today. CP and I is coming in soft, around 3.1 instead of 3.4 they estimated. Watch S&P go up over 2%

hermeskino715

Bols thought the PP would saved them today. Now they praying for the CP tomorrow

kaylerbug369

Why because of all the CP on FB servers?

Radiant-Scene-5171

So what do y'all think about the wheel of fortune host typing inside a CP group? Is it bullish

GruntledGary

If Beanie Babies made and defended AI CP....

QuestionNo9190

I mean it's probably better than the ads that you get for Viagra and CP

The_Bull_Whisperer

Not like they were on the factory floor at GD. David Ibbetson — Board Director 25 years at General Dynamics Former General Manager, General Dynamics Mission Systems International Led major programs including Land C4ISR, CH-148 Cyclone and CP-140 Aurora. Harry Webster — COO Worked on the CH-148 Maritime Helicopter Program at General Dynamics Mission Systems. Elisabeth Preston — SVP & Chief Legal Officer Former Chief Legal Counsel and VP of International Compliance, General Dynamics Mission Systems International.

The_Bull_Whisperer

Three people on management and board had careers at General Dynamics. Harry Webster — COO Worked on the CH-148 Maritime Helicopter Program at General Dynamics Mission Systems. Elisabeth Preston — SVP & Chief Legal Officer Former Chief Legal Counsel and VP of International Compliance, General Dynamics Mission Systems International. David Ibbetson — Board Director 25 years at General Dynamics Former General Manager, General Dynamics Mission Systems International Led major programs including Land C4ISR, CH-148 Cyclone and CP-140 Aurora.

calgary_db

Powerlines and pipelines need a lot of maintenance. Plus those railroads in the US that CP bought a little while ago.

slavicslothe

What court reccomended they gut 90% of moderation? It was already a safe haven for criminals and now its gonna be CP central 🤣

User4f52

There's CP broad in the open Facebook and X Scams then? This is not the reason to not invest in Baidu. Baidu sucks because their products are second rate even in China

LaPenta5594

Because you don’t want PP in your CP

No_Stand5622

Bol will be CP Cry tomorrow

Due_Historian_1769

CP lie

No_Stand5622

Can we trust the CP Lie tomorrow?

torokunai

there's nothing the Fed can do to "fix" inflation. Corporate profits: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP are off the hook, so throwing millions of people out of work to solve inflation is using a pretty blunt instrument

Curious_Associate904

Aye but with a shit load of empty data centres half built before the investment flops... Remember Nvidia still haven't actually paid OpenAI, and OpenAI is operating at a serious loss... Turns out AI isn't revolutionising anything, it's mostly being used for facilitating scams and generating CP. Semi's have been the future many many times, and the arse fell out of the market, many many times... "The future is..." statements are part of the problem of the hype loop. You don't know what the future is, and given the current state of the world, I think nuclear war is more likely than AGI or ASI. AND AGI and ASI aren't pro-human technologies, in fact, they're quite the opposite, but gold rushes being gold rushes, everyone throws actual sense out of the window for bullshit hype. Incidentally, I worked 5 years in AI, statistics, and language analysis and what I learned was a lot of people who don't understand how it works, are hyping it because they want to get rich, not because they know anything, or understand anything, but just riding a pathetic hype wave.

thethiefstheme

Yeah, I mean, avoiding coal makes total sense as there's plenty of alternatives. It's important to note a lot of "green" companies aren't good investments. The amount of solar companies that went bankrupt ( I remember $SUNEQ), companies that promise an alternative but end up promising dreams and losing lots of money are common. I would recommend looking into companies to make sure they're good investments first, then looking at their emissions second. Eg, railways have always been a good investment and don't pollute much at all, looking at CNR, CP, etc. they're done of the most efficient transportation out there

Ghost_of_Durruti

Heroin? Market. CP? Market. Snuff films? Market. Diabetes inducing food that causes children to become brain damaged? Market. Hitmen? Market.  I dunno. I'm beginning to think that markets aren't inherently healthy to begin with. 

SomePolack

I mean Ghost in the Shell, Blade Runner, CP2077, Neuromancer, etc… all cautionary tales 

CreatingCreatively

Who's ready for CP LIE data!?

torokunai

Mammon must be fed https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

torokunai

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

hermeskino715

Hope the CP and PP fear of next week slaughters the pigs tomorrow ^(P.S. I have no positions)

Deep_Calls_007

If Ameritards steer, it would have been CP. Mostly Europoors,  they are the cousin fuckers.

captain_ahabb

CP77 is a good game, just not everything it was promised to be

Killerninjaz13Two

Microcockyslop instead of pissing away staff STOP WITH THE AI BULLSHIT THAT MAKES NOTHING BUT SHITTY CP

pandershrek


torokunai

new CP just dropped from the Fed: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

Shadowrunner138

That was the case for CP2077 and that came out 6 years ago, so don't be surprised.

Sassy_Bandit

Most people don't give a shit about AI. Only the kool aid drinkers who think it'll elevate them somehow, pedophiles who use it to make CP, and addled boomers on FB care about it.

SalemKinkTrials

PCE, PCB, CP3 don’t matter CALLS ALL DAY🚀

Rick_AssPounda

Now you can get a self-driving car that goes straight into a garage and locks you inside the vehicle, slowly burning you and your family alive. but that's not all! Thanks to the ingenuity of the "Modern day Thomas Edison" , you can use grok to take pictures of your family minutes before your death and make them into CP

SomePolack

Yeah without the baggage of Elona and the CP-creation machine known as Grok

koreanwizard

You have to use prompt engineering to get the waypoints to work lol “Grok, whip me up some CP that takes place at a gas station within 2 Miles of me”

DelightfulGoblin75

Pretty sure Grok just draw some CP and sent it.

InquisitorFox

Lol, you're retarded for thinking that. Exactly how do you see that happening when their most profitable year they profited a measly 791 million only to dump multiple times that into AI compute for Grok to make CP. Simp fucking harder

BigCamp8238

I think it’s distracting people from the bigger story. At today’s price, VG is roughly a \~$31B market cap company guiding to $8.2B-$8.5B of 2026 EBITDA. That’s before Plaquemines reaches full COD, before CP2 contributes meaningfully, and before CP3 even enters the picture. Over the next few years, the company is targeting capacity growth from roughly \~25 MTPA today to 68.6 MTPA by 2028 (CP1 + Plaquemines + CP2) and potentially \~103.6 MTPA by 2032 with CP3. That’s not a small incremental growth story—it’s one of the largest LNG buildouts globally. The real variables aren’t the share count. They’re Plaquemines hitting Q4 2026 COD, BP arbitration, CP2 execution, and debt management. If BP ultimately settles closer to the $1.5B-$2B range rather than worst-case headlines, that’s manageable against an $8.5B EBITDA run rate. At current guidance, leverage has already compressed from roughly 6.8x to around 4.4x. By the end of 2027, management expects to have 46.7 MTPA under long-term take-or-pay contracts representing roughly $10.94B of annual contracted revenue before assigning value to CP3, spot optionality, or the remaining 4.5 MTPA of uncontracted CP2 capacity that is now being marketed at higher post-crisis pricing. What makes VG different from Cheniere is that it isn’t just a toll-road model. In 2026, roughly 16% of volumes are exposed to spot pricing through the Plaquemines commissioning window, and longer term CP2’s Waha sourcing strategy could create an estimated \~$1.95B annual feedstock advantage versus traditional Henry Hub sourcing if management executes. On the lockup point, more shares becoming tradeable may create volatility, but it doesn’t change the economics of the business. The market already knows there are \~2.46B shares outstanding. What matters is whether those shares represent a company generating $8.5B of EBITDA or one generating $14B-$18B+ EBITDA several years from now. To me, the thesis has always been simple: if Plaquemines reaches COD, BP becomes a manageable financial event rather than a balance-sheet event, CP2 comes online on schedule, and LNG demand continues shifting toward secure U.S. Gulf Coast supply, then the discussion won’t be about the share count. It’ll be about whether the market is properly valuing a company that could control \~11.6% of global LNG capacity by 2028 and \~15.2% by 2032. That’s the part I think many people are missing.

m0nk_3y_gw

biggest business might be (xAI) renting NVIDIA hardware to Anthropic But not just Starlink, also mechahitler... the CP producing bot.

AdditionalBat393

Yea as theres a 50ft tall blow statue of Elon in Times square talking how they deal CP. Great timing for this one. I hope your buddies are wrong   

apurimac777

Your thesis? Grok is a CP/CSM printer Claude code is literally out there putting engineers out of work

torokunai

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

torokunai

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

torokunai

CPI = higher CP (corporate profits)

30RITUALS

I haven't bought any yet but for this week I might load up. I'm looking at $UNP, $ARCB, and $CP in particular

LeeS121

I’ll jump in here for a moment… yes, the debt is high (last I looked seems like it was @35-37B) but Cheniere I believe is pushing @28+B but both are covered with long term contracts… Cheniere has more long term contracts (20 yrs) than VG but VG is pretty flush with 20yrs and been jumping on some 5 yrs as well. My biggest concern (actually not much of a concern today as it was when I first put money into VG) are the arbitration cases… VG played with fire and dragged their feet when commissioning CP (1st site) and was selling on the spot market and not fulfilling contracts… whether it was legit or not VG took a hit to their reputation. It’s late and I’m tired so I’m not digging up all of the exacts but there are still 3 remaining. BP won it ruling over “failure to deliver in a timely manner” and the damages will be awarded sometime in 2027 and from what I’ve read, $3B+\-… I believe BP is looking for $6-8B. This was the first this modular system has ever been designed/built and yes, COVID did delay commissioning and the first of a kind so “I” am hopeful that it will come in at less than $3B. $6-8B won’t kill the company but it would sting a bit. The other 2 cases should be settled and the sooner the better! To me, BP is the biggest headwind… that and this fricken conflict in the ME!!! It’s been one big fricken roller coaster ride for VG!!! Getting CP2 pumping gas will be huge… VG is spending the money to receive gas off the Waha (West Texas oil fields/Permian) where the gas is very cheap… it can even go negative but right now, for 2026 Waha gas has averaged @2.35 MMBtu’s where as the Henry Hub has averaged @$3.30 for all of 2026. CP2 will have the capability to pull gas from either Waha or HH… whichever is cheaper. VG has installed $$$ a high efficiency scrubber to remove the nitrogen to have the ability to run Waha gas. This on again off again conflict has been whipsawing the share price… so much so that currently, there is no real stability in the price. Q4, good earnings with a double beat but seems to have been lost with the dust up in the ME 2 days earlier. Q1 was a double beat but was a day before or after (don’t remember) the conflict was supposedly over… followed by rinse and repeat!!! Fricken maddening!!! So I don’t much care about the SP today… Q2 should be a huge quarter but my sights are set on Q3… gas will remain elevated and will come down some once the SoH is officially open as before the war without any fees but Q3 should be really positive regarding CP2 and how soon (if not already) will they be pumping. There’s no telling what the SP will be tomorrow; kind of depends if someone feels like the market needs a pump!!! I’m happy where I’m at so I’ll stick around for 3-5 yrs as long as the financials remain stable. Currently, I own 16+k shares and wanting 20k… my price is 9.90 and I’ve been invested for over a year just so you know the skin I have in VG. I drove down to Louisiana (from NC) just to see for myself what was going on… saw all 3 sites and came away quite impressed. They are going like gang busters on CP2 and the locals that I spoke with said good things about VG’ although the oyster farmers are a bit pissed off over a dredging mishap… ! Anyway, maybe you’ve already made a decision one way or another… either way, wish you the best!

torokunai

new CP just dropped: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

mwfguxckdyou

The matrix really was a warning huh. And some moron watched it and thought “WOW HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF PEOPLE WERE USED AS BATTERIES TO POWER MY CP PRODUCING CHATBOT”

Nyelz_Pizdec

Stronk words for someone who watches CP based hentai. U should really scrub your footprint.

Own-Wolverine-5361

Sure did. An IRS Notice CP508C is an official notification that the IRS has certified your unpaid federal tax debt as "seriously delinquent" to the U.S. Department of State. This certification can lead to the denial, revocation, or limitation of your U.S. passport.

Riseonfire

No that’s valuable real estate. Just destroy everything north of CP.

Captain_Danke

People say its from the movie but real ones know (https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I?si=CP8OQwW52O22TA03)[it’s from the greatest interview of all time]

West_Flounder2840

Only a matter of time before some fat Reddit mod decides to go sicko mode and gets arrested for CP or a mass shooting and the country starts asking how they got like that

Intrepid-Distance-54

Absolutely won’t 2x but it’s a great stock to buy right now. CP2 should deliver first cargo in 2027, construction of CP3 should have FID then, and PLQ should be 100% commissioned with both phases all by Q4 2027. Source - I work for VG.

07bot4life

Once creation of CP stopped, people stopped vibin' with it.

Mguidr1

Very accurate post. Let me add to this from the perspective of an investor in VG and someone who lives in the area and works at a local refinery. I currently own 4800 shares of VG at an average of $8.60 a share. Let me explain why I intend to buy more shares when the share value dips. The construction of the CP2 project that is currently underway is massive and ahead of schedule. They are already moving trains in and are on pace to start production in June of 2027. There are around 4000 contractors working to make this happen. Where I work we have seen a workforce reduction due to hiring from Venture global. These are our best people and I’d be there right along with them if I wasn’t retiring this year. I have also worked with people on the venture global team in the past and can attest to their competence and work ethic. Let’s talk about the pipeline from Sourlake Tx. This is never discussed but is very relevant. I pass this pipeline every week in several places along its route from Texas because I have a house in Texas. This project alone is massive and will have several junctions and will also become a money maker. They are making good progress as well. VG is already expanding CP2 by 4 additional trains from the original plans. They are building ships to transport their LNG to markets as well. Right behind CP2 is CP3. There are few investment opportunities as good as VG and I’m in it for the long term. It is a steal at current value and should be at least $20 per share at current levels.

torokunai

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

djklmnop

Off as in, he can't do his job? Or holy shit he has some creepy vibes when he speaks? It's the latter for me. Like they're gonna find some CP in his closet kinda creepy.

torokunai

key question is whither profits https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CP

JafarFromAfar2

I’m pretty sure they also announced 4 additional liquefaction trains for their CP2 bolt-on expansion in the ER (additional meaning on top of their existing expansion plans), which shows how much future demand they are anticipating. Even if competitors like Cheniere decide to start expanding their capacity more, VG has such a huge head start that it really doesn’t matter. It’s by far the best way to get exposure to LNG.

PoobliusFlavius

the shit talking on the CP lie bounce salmon sushi and ribeye it is

Wows_Nightly_News

Investors waiting for the CP...

Money-Size-8877

CP lie 😂

PoobliusFlavius

CP Lie tomorrow we goin to Saturn

Pale_Ad7012

The market was not buying into the hypothesis that you just stated. The remarkable growth of Intel AMD stock has happened because if you would have listened to the last few earnings calls. They said that all their CP’s are sold out. AI is shifting from graphics card to CPUs. All the fab capacity at intel is all sold out. This is actually not a hypothesis. This is the reality. The market has real realized intel importance not because of the security risk, but because the world needs every last wafer, it can get it hands-on, and has invested heavily into fab capacity over the last few years which the market was unsure if it would ever be utilized or if Intel can take over TSMC. Now the market has real that it does not matter if Intel can beat TSMC or amd it will win regardless even if it’s the second best, period

Homeless-Coward-2143

I thought CP was like... His buddy?

Spins13

I don’t think any of these are good. Go for BAM and VICI. If you don’t like these, you can gamble on recovery plays like NKE or go for something more solid like MCD or CP

sl3azebag

u/Seperate_Fold5168 has CP on his laptop, but what mostly makes up for it is -99.99% screenshots on his options plays

TibbersGoneWild

Buy quality companies at fair value or if it is below its 5-10year average PE. Visa CP, MSFT are perfect examples.

Far-East-locker

# ndustrials (8 stocks)Equal-weight: +28.53% |Ticker|Name|Dec 22, 2025|Apr 28, 2026|% Change|JPM Target| |:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-| |**BA**|Boeing Company|$216.84|$231.33|\+6.68%|$240.00| |**CAT**|Caterpillar Inc.|$579.95|$828.79|\+42.91%|$730.00| |**CMC**|Commercial Metals Company|$70.08|$69.53|\-0.78%|$78.00| |[**CP.TO**](http://CP.TO)|Canadian Pacific Kansas City|$102.00|$119.09|\+16.76%|$124.00| |**GEV**|GE Vernova|$660.92|$1120.23|\+69.49%|$1000.00| |**UAL**|United Airlines Holdings Inc|$116.02|$91.90|\-20.79%|$156.00| |**VMI**|Valmont Industries|$414.97|$497.99|\+20.01%|$480.00| |**VRT**|Vertiv|$166.21|$322.43|\+93.99%|$230.00| |**Category Average**|—|—|**+28.53%**|—|

31andnotdone

I think he may of had CP with lack of visible signs... but I can tell he enjoyed doing it so thats all the matters now right. 🥹

NotMe357

If Intel's CEO say "The demand of CPU is really high right now and we expect to raise the price of our CP". That will pump AMD, INTEL and TSM.

myCarAccount--

don't forget the CP nazi bot! that's gotta be worth another T or two

No_Mistake5238

And then we got CP that released in 2020, that was a fun game :)

PPCPartyEnjoyer

CP Enjoyer mogs Iran to jestergoon to Israel to avoid having his cortisol spike from blackmail material being leaked while manipulating-maxxing markets to impress his corporate foids.

TexasKevin

Remember when he said he'd pledge $6B to end world hunger, was offered a plan and said. Actually, nah, I'm going to ruin twitter and build an AI to make CP.

Av8ist

This is a high-stakes "oops," but it is solvable if you act aggressively starting **Monday morning**. Since today is Saturday and the markets/offices are closed, you have 48 hours to prep your "strike team." Here is the summary of the steps you need to take to clear this obligation by the **April 13th deadline**. ### 1. The "EFP" Hail Mary (Monday 6:00 AM CT) Your first and best option is to have **Interactive Brokers (IBKR)** fix this internally via an **Exchange for Physical (EFP)**. * **Action:** Call the IBKR Trade Desk immediately when they open. Do not talk to general support; ask for **Futures/Commodities Delivery**. * **The Script:** *"I have an accidental physical delivery obligation for 2,000 barrels of WTI (CLJ26) at Cushing Tank Farm 7. I need to execute an EFP or EFS to offset this position. Can IBKR facilitate a cash settlement with a commercial counterparty?"* * **Why this works:** IBKR technically "forbids" physical delivery for retail clients, so they are incentivized to help you make this go away (for a fee). ### 2. The "In-Tank Sale" (Monday 8:00 AM CT) If IBKR can't/won't facilitate the EFP, you must sell the oil to a physical marketer in Cushing. You aren't "moving" the oil; you are doing a **Book Transfer**. * **Action:** Contact commercial crude marketers who operate in Cushing. * **CP Energy (Cushing Desk):** Known for handling smaller-lot logistics in Oklahoma. * **Enterprise Products or Enbridge:** They likely operate the "Tank Farm 7" mentioned in your notice. * **The Script:** *"I have 2,000 barrels of WTI Light Sweet Crude staged at Tank Farm 7, Bay 14. I am looking for an immediate 'in-tank' purchase. I need to transfer the title by the April 13th 17:00 deadline."* * **Why this works:** These companies have the "EPA certifications" and "carrier licenses" the notice says you lack. They will buy your oil at a discount (maybe $2–$4 below market) and take over the obligation. ### 3. Financial Settlement Once you find a buyer (either through IBKR or a physical marketer): * **Documentation:** You will receive a **Transfer of Title** or a **Bill of Lading**. * **Confirmation:** You must send this document to Interactive Brokers immediately to prove the "collection" has been handled by a licensed carrier. ### Summary Checklist | Step | Contact | Goal | |---|---|---| | **Priority 1** | **IBKR Trade Desk** | Ask for an **EFP** (Exchange for Physical). | | **Priority 2** | **Cushing Marketers** | Sell the oil **"In-Tank"** at a discount. | | **Final Step** | **Compliance** | Provide IBKR with the **Transfer of Title** docs. | **Critical Warning:** Do **NOT** ignore the 17:00 CT deadline on Monday. If you don't have a confirmed buyer or transfer by then, you will be in "Default of Delivery," and the exchange (NYMEX) can levy fines that dwarf the value of the oil itself. **Would you like me to look up the direct phone numbers for the physical marketing desks in Cushing so you have them ready for Monday morning?**