IPA

GoldfishJay

IPA are for cucks and soy boys real men drink high life and shoot wild turkey

AffectionateCode426

Haha too much IPA brotha. Drink a bud light between beers, keep ya hydrated.

NickFF2326

Well she was attractive “after” the IPA so

SoloOutdoor

Let's have an IPA kind of day

ThekidHache

Just had 3 IPA’s, back in the office neglecting work and trading options

moosewithamuffin

SpaceX IPA when?

sloanemonroe

I feel like drinking 2 gallons of IPA.

BeaverSack

One of you more douchier regards should start a podcast called IPO’s and IPA’s

Liquidate-Me-Daddy

I only drink IPA’s so your point hit directly into your thesis Shit

Liquidate-Me-Daddy

After 3 months of black out drinking every night I finally have a consequence Gout One of my toes has a sharp pain on a joint and it’s due to my kidneys inability to function properly Finally I have a reason to worry Aaaanyway I still drank a couple IPA’s and half a fifth Nothing can stop me unless it’s me lol alcoholics unite

suckercuck

Wait until she finds out about IPA 🍺

Maddturtle

It also doesn’t include phones that need it to maintain an IPA rating

OK_Computer10101

I don’t know which smells better to me, my fingers after I scratch my sweaty balls, or my farts after an IPA

Ciclistomp

IPA diesel with a hint of lemon and elderflower

Happy-n-Healthy

The **Strait of Hormuz** ([/hɔːrˈmuːz/](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/English))[^(\[a\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait_of_Hormuz#cite_note-1) is a [waterway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait) between the [Persian Gulf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_Gulf) and the [Gulf of Oman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Oman). On the north coast lies [Iran](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran), and on the south coast lies the [Musandam Peninsula](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musandam_Peninsula), shared by the [United Arab Emirates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Arab_Emirates) and the [Musandam Governorate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musandam_Governorate), an [exclave](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclave) of [Oman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oman). The strait is about 104 miles (90 nmi; 167 km) long, with a width varying from about 60 mi (52 nmi; 97 km) to 24 mi (21 nmi; 39 km).[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait_of_Hormuz#cite_note-dyke-20081002-2)[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait_of_Hormuz#cite_note-eia-20120104-3)

DonTheHolder

Finally a WSB topic besides the world news reports. IPO will be good along with a nice cold IPA

reader3314

Gotta remember, gains are gains. Whether they say thanks or not, you played the game right. Now go treat yourself to a celebratory Yards IPA!

Cullen8228

Got charged $22. A piece for IPA’s recently

greaterwhiterwookiee

It’s all beer. If you can find a 12 pack of anything that’s selling for less than a dollar a can. The fucking deal. But everything is stupid expensive now. Hipsters made the IPA is two dollars a beer.

Solid-Season9984

#Another Friday another blunt and another sailfish sunrise city IPA 7.4% this shit never gets old

angelcoal

I thought 7% was a session IPA?

LashlinePointilism

I've asked IPA drinkers about this. Because sure I'm not drinking what I drink for the taste, but any IPA I've tried or even smelled was just so nasty. IPA cultists will yap about hops actually tasting good (utter lies). My friend who swears by Voodoo Ranger says that it's the higher ABV. Why not just drink wine or liquor then? I can't imagine wasting carbs on some rank ass liquid bread for 9% ABV. Fuck out of here

Creative-Package6213

Yeah, 95% of IPA's are straight fucking garbage. Worst style of beer ever...

warm-regard

IPA

bobby_stackz

I just chugged a warm flat IPA

DramaticCustard5209

Im drinking some weird ass IPA made from whiskey barrels. Its fucking disgusting 

Creative-Package6213

So tired of IPA's.

cdog2215

'Like I just want to drink 2 IPA’s and a few shots of vodka every day...' What about after lunch??

DickiesDippinDicks

Being an alcoholic sucks My liver, kidneys, and colon cannot handle it Like I just want to drink 2 IPA’s and a few shots of vodka every day for the rest of my life without the fear of slowly breaking down my system fulminating in my eventual death in the next 5 years I mean just let me get fucked up simulation bro

SoloOutdoor

Cut up some left over ribs, make nachos. Pour an IPA into a scratched glass. Close your eyes, youre not at your local shit brewery. The good news is you spent $3 not $80.

unwanted_hair

Just maxxed out my David Lee Roth IPA... now wut

DickiesDippinDicks

It has been 4 years since I’ve gone a night without drinking 1-2 IPA’s and a handful of shots every single day since early 2022 Life sucks

Fineous40

IPA’s have messed with my alcohol tolerance. I am sitting here now with 6 regular drinks in and I’m not even buzzing.

neutralpoliticsbot

All you taste are the preservatives in the IPA you don't taste the beer

Mysterious-Device-53

IPA is definitely NOT cheap poor man’s beer. It was in fact originally made to survive the voyage from England to India, but only by making it higher ABV with hops as those “preservatives” as you mentioned..

neutralpoliticsbot

IPA is literally cheap poor man’s beer. Look it up. IPA was invented to survive a long voyage to the east in the belly of a ship it’s the most vile slop ever. For some reason hipsters now think it’s premium beer when it’s just shitty beer with shit ton of preservatives

Johnny_Menace

Why do IPA’s make you fart a lot, my room smells like cow

jonsca

You got my hopes up that PayPal was shifting to barley production. I was hoping for an IPA rather than an IPO.

zjm555

Sir this is wallstreetbets, you can't be dripping IPA in here

anymanblue92

I’ll come to the BBQ. I like my Dogfish IPA very chilled. I’ll bring steaks.

pineapplekiwipen

**Maize** ([/meɪz/](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/English); ***Zea mays***), also known as **corn** in [North American English](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_English), is a tall stout [grass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poaceae) that produces [cereal grain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cereal_grain). The leafy [stalk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_stem) of the plant gives rise to male [inflorescences](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflorescence) or tassels which produce [pollen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollen), and female inflorescences called [ears](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_(botany)). The ears yield grain, known as [kernels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_kernels) or seeds. In modern commercial varieties, these are usually yellow or white; other varieties can be of many colors. Maize was domesticated by [indigenous peoples in southern Mexico](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples_of_Mexico) about 9,000 years ago from wild [teosinte](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teosinte). Native Americans planted it alongside [beans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean) and [squashes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucurbita) in the [Three Sisters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Sisters_(agriculture)) [polyculture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyculture).

yosark

I could give ya a free premium IPA file you could download to your phone

rbraalih

50 50 IPA and lemonade

Sushi_in_my_booty

$9 an IPA , not hungover, up in the chat after years of being banned and man this place has gotten actually less regarded. People have obviously stepped away from here. And I get it, people can now AI image create AOC feet pics and it got boring. But I’m here to find out how we make money all well getting insanely regarded.

HowDowsCrowTaste

True, but it's rare a brokerage will let you buy on margin in a retirement account. And then in that case your losses are just zeroing... And as i mentioned a better investment would have been spending the same money buying IPA or your favorite beer, drinking the beer, crushing the cans and turning them into the local recycler.. 🤣

MidOver28

Exactly. I have emoji groups, manga groups, stock groups and IPA apps group. How in the world, do you just stumble upon CP? Yeah, no, you're looking for it.

SolomonKings7

Nice, I used to like one IPA from Ontario brewers - Flying Monkeys Space Age Sunshine. Like 11%. Shit was tasty and strong

jmc774

Drinking a 9% IPA on a Wednesday

killianbikes

No it’s an IPA from Colorado LOL

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Approaching a deep buzz territory courtesy of Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA.  A Christmas delight. 

AggieDem

What's everybody drinking for JPow later? I have a Hazy Triple IPA.

Icy_Jelly_315

Alcoholic here, this doesn't seem a great drunk-making plan. 2 pints of IPA and a bottle of decent red is the way.

FeverTreeCloud

On my second IPA 🍺 Market can’t hurt me by the time I switch over to harder stuff

youbenchbro

Athletic IPA gives me terrible heartburn. When I drank, I would never drink Budweiser, but Bud Zero is legit.

IncidentSome4403

Let me drink my overpriced triple IPA that tastes like piss mixed with battery acid in peace

rottenfence

IPA

MutaliskGluon

I'm sitting on a chair in my backyard drinking an IPA. No grass though, it's an English garden backyard.

904Funk

$6 meal deal from Wawa then buy a 6 pack of high ABV IPA. Come back tomorrow!

sl3azebag

I like summer shandy's, Peronis, or a good Denver, Colorado IPA.

fenriswulfwsb

Have you even been to Portland? I assure you it's a pretty chill place with zero actual anarchy. The only thing Mango is likely to save us from is the release of yet another hazy IPA with notes of muskrat.

Ok_Ground9015

I'm on a beer binge for Oktoberfest. Atomic Torpedo IPA today. Skål!

jokemon

why does a 6 pack of IPA cost 15 dollars, justify this for me.

PaperHandsTheDip

get an IPA sir

Bluestardawn

Is anyone else on HYFT? (The IPA rebrand). Seems to be doing well today.

No_Nefariousness5996

I'm 48. Drink 3-4 IPA beers per night. Never get a buzz. All my blood panels come back perfect. 20 lbs overweight. Wake up at 5:30am every day for work. Everyone handles alcohol differently.

Long_Operation_4740

$IPA Not a penny stock as per the terms of this sub, but one worth holding

_AnecdotalEvidence_

IPA changed to HYFT and now I can’t sell covered calls 😠

cool_yuwen

You can't use a Roth IPA unless your kid has a job. Look into a 529 for college savings or a UTMA/UGMA for more flexibility. Good luck!

asiatische_wokeria

Before or after IPA?

Money_Law7344

Try cracking the first IPA at 5:30 am and let us know if your returns get better.

-Zug-Zug-

I drink 2 IPA’s and 6 shooters every fucking night I’m 5’11 170 lbs and I crave it every single day around 3PM I live in a time zone that the market opens at 5:30 AM and closes at 12 PM Meaning I have the whole day to toil I’ve tried and I cannot put an end to it Oh well NVDA calls

SpoonyDinosaur

Ahhh nothing like a heavy IPA or dark lager on a warm day! Lol!

JJdante

It's also great if you've been working all day outside in the heat. Outside mowing the lawn? Yea who wants some ultra heavy IPA that tastes like ass...

AllCapNoBrake

About to drink my $5 Hazy IPA. Have fun staying poor and sober.

marcok36

I quit drinking last year and like the IPA’s from Athletic Brewing. I just listened to the founders interview on How I Built This and the guy had the right idea at the perfect time.

Standard-Ad-5778

I was literally just in Jackson and specifically at this restaurant. (Great food and beer btw, get The Walrus for a IPA) I’m really hoping he’s enjoying the views before heading back to the DC….

Chiinoe

Greasy NY style pizza. With some IPA. Best of both coasts.

blackcat12345

I would like to see IPA or MVST, blowing up with PGEN

firm-court-6641

I mean…..I have a dictionary. socialism [soh-shuh-liz-uhm] Phonetic (Standard) IPA noun a theory or system of social organization that advocates the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, capital, land, etc., by the community as a whole, usually through a centralized government

NVDAismygod

Drank one IPA on an empty stomach and I’m kinda drunk

AngelsOfEntropy

Gotcha, im in EDIT, TSHA, IPA. with INTS thrown in as a yolo.

Wildbirddog

You made 33% on AT and you made 25% on IPA bro, profit is profit sir. Most people make 5-12% annual returns during a strong stock market. Be happy and be proud of making money. It always hurts that we could have made more, but once you put it in perspective that you are winning and winning big already, you will not beat yourself up or make yourself do dumb trades in the future because you thought you should have held longer then next thing you know it tanks. Just continue to be smart, research, watch, be patient and be consistent.

AllCapNoBrake

JP: Hodl my Hazy IPA

Neonrain519

BDSX, IPA, NIO... all giving me the feels.

blackcat12345

There was a lot of hype for $TNFA past weeks with no news and now when the 10-Q filing is soon. I would think the pump and dumpers would be back or the true believers in the stock. I screened any news to see if this company is any good and they do seem promising but I put my money on $IPA

Ordinary_Basis_1599

Definitely there are whales trying to pump a specific stock premarket. Look at OPEN as an example. Yesterday it was IPA. Light volume trying to pump up then selling those buys in the first minute and that causes a dump.

Stock_Hungry11

I am going to watch IPA and Open. Do you have a prediction as to when IPA will take off?

blackcat12345

IPA is probably a better bet

Neonrain519

Anyone know what that catalyst is for the IPA run up and volume is?

QuincyBoy8

Fuck, it Monday morning and i already am thinking about not doing this anymore. Maybe this sub is bad. I was finger over buy button on IPA this morning. I instead went with reddit pushed ENLV instead. Fuck you guys and fuck me.

_AnecdotalEvidence_

wtf made IPA pump like that

Asleep_Swordfish8896

IPA SHOTGUNS when eBay hits 100. You can drink bud light if your a vagggut

_AnecdotalEvidence_

IPA

Swksfarmgirl

I'm in to IPA every day for happy hour

Neonrain519

I'm still liking IPA for a bit of a mid to long hold. My calls for August 15th are looking healthy.

Scoredit7

Not much discussion on here since earnings. They were mostly in line though it would have been nice to seen an uptick. However, per comments on the call, we know they FYQ126 is going to be excellent (this is basically next quarter for them). You can use the Quartr app online for free to read the transcript. My key highlights below (all numbers in CAD): \- BioStrand growth over 180%, albeit from a very small base, hope to see this number sustain or grow \- BioStrand gross margin c.90% \- Adjusted EBITDA loss to $316k (vs 1.7m last quarter). Take this data with a pinch of salt, adjusted EBITDA is not a real metric and no one cares what they cook up as a datapoint. It does just mean they continue to get close to breakeven, which I hope happens within the next 2-3 quarters \- Orders from new clients up 93% yoy, 80% qoq \- Lab divestiture in final parts of the process, expected within next 2-3 weeks \- FY25 full year revenues were 24.5m \- $10.8m in cash in the treasury, expect lab sale to add to this significantly \- GLP-1: 2 partners agt the moment, one for drug product manufacturing and one for administration (has done the preclinical design and validation in terms of how to execute on preclinical IND-enabling data). IPA will not take this to the clinic themselves, but have a financial sponsor \- For the $8m (up to 10m) partner, expect to see those revenues come in next quarter, though not in lump sum form. I suspect this will be anywhere from 1-3m next q \- Near 100% success rate for these programs on the IPA platforms \- Expect progressive ramp up for fully in silico decision making from majors That's a few of the highlights. Next quarter is going to be very exciting IMO. We should add 10-20m to the treasury from the sale. Also will see sales ramp up but also have a gap from the lab sales, so flat sales would be really great to see. Time will tell

dupelicious

Down 1200 on IPA…… 🍺

ManyCommunications

IPA enjoyers arguing over if “Sour monkey cum with socks” tastes better than “Homeless dookie piss and infused pennies”

Space__Monkey_

Any ideas for OPTT and IPA ?

OrangMiskin

People liking IPA is actually mind blowing bruh