TS

No-Butterfly-9989

TS is untradable

iShitBloodandCumShit

🥭 trying to cope to the bots and brainrot on TS by claiming his real poll numbers are great is 🤌

eoiioe

This is a casino, cmon 🥭 sent a TS

eoiioe

Need a huge TS post for a shrek dildo or else wiped again today 😭

SpecificExact5916

Pray to big 🥭 to make a TS post

dreggers

How soon before Walsh is the target of an angry Trump TS post?

Scary-Bobcat-9444

I sold my SPCH at 218, incurring some losses as a retaliatory move, and then shorted TSLA briefly with TS3S.

RedzCharizard

I mean we got dune and dooms day and TS5 so you’re onto something

VolcanicCupid69

🥭 plans Spacex ipo timing with Elon, signs Iran deal on his birthday, just so he can TS “highest stock market of all time” the day after his birthday :-)

sad-Fan1010

I was going to do TS yesterday and completely forgot… the premiums were so cheap too.. oh well! GGs

Daily_Heroin_User

Right so there you go then. But algos aren’t really the issue with a macro bubble popping. Algos are more useful for picking up headline news instantly and buying/selling accordingly. But like if the catalyst for the bubble popping is a series of disappointing earnings reports by FraudCon, Ngreedia, Horrorcle, Shintel, and TS-Emp-ty then that’s not something an algo has a huge advantage on.

unitymind42

Tangos the angos buy from the TS

tenfthigher

Sour hour loading… TS is going right back down

Own-Kaleidoscope-731

went full regard, pls market gods PUMP TS

Sober_Alcoholic_

TS posts only work the first 37 times

mathakoot

he’ll likely not have a choice (it’s a committee decision). and 50 bucks DJT chalks to to JPow in a midnight TS post 😀

DevinBookersKobes

TS so bad hahah

astromouse2024

Can’t tell which is more annoying at the moment, spce or TS

Sad-Sense-7933

TS is going to $10 easily

burner456987123

💯 hoping for a great earnings call tomorrow. https://youtu.be/ZvqOtJIOAmw?si=OAZdmwz1KlQH_TS- At 2:20 mark, Schwab analyst gives a nice options play. I’ve yet to dip My toe into options (crazy to be on wsb I know) but this one sounds good.

GifThatKeepsOnGivin

From a customer point of view, I will say this is a terribly run business. Just look at shoe releases. Some Kobes, TS1s, and Jordans could easily be produced in 5-10x quantities and still completely sell out. Yet for some unknown reason, this company simply has no idea how to match supply with demand as their outlets are continually flooded with every terrible colorway you can imagine

callsonreddit

Nice I accidentally bought TS instead of ASTS

Bochyat_Jaa

There’s a womenfor🥭 account on TS which always seems to be one of the top replies to his posts I don’t know a single woman who stands for 🥭 maybe ghislaine

3boobsarenice

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9qeHnWrDo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9qeHnWrDo)

akunisg

All Iranians have to do is just hold the stalemate. Just fucking hold it, stay in your caves, eat some hard bread and fuck a goat or whatever. Mangoman will lose like a tard as mid term comes near while trying to find a winning narrative like a clown. Guess what, there is no winning narrative. Congress is folding. Market is stupid. Voters mad. All the power and might of the military and TS post AB testing can't help, as long as the Iranians duck and wait. And I heard they're good at that

123supreme123

Probably GS stock. If half stock won't work for Ryan Cohen for ebay, it won't work for OP with a pre-op TS hooker

akunisg

I think he is doing AB testing with the voters using those TS posts tries a narrative, his team reports unfavorable sentiment, cancel then try again.

iShitBloodandCumShit

I’ve been saying it all along. Essentially every TS post is him securing and exiting positions. Pam Bondage probably quit because 🥭 spent the entire first quarter trading and didn’t want to take the heat for insider trading allegations. So, I was fucking right. All those rapid bullshit posts were positions. Kinda funny when you see a shitstorm of “truths”, indexes fall and huge buy orders getting filled for calls, huge sell orders get filled for puts. Then magically the posts stop and after hours Axios posts some juicy story when makes those options 20 baggers.

AnotherThroneAway

Too bad crying on TS is all he's capable of

Vlisa

Like Truth Social? There are bot retweeting accounts you can google not on TS.

InjuryIndependent287

I doubt Huang is actually there. The fact that he posted a huge rant on TS to say that he is there and CNBC lied is a dead giveaway that he indeed is not there.

Eclectic_Beer_Tap

that 🥭is one busy mf on TS

G1gl1orononim1con

AS and TS looking super saggy right now.

iShitBloodandCumShit

Gotta be on TS man. If you are trading and aren’t on 🥭social you aren’t using all your resources.

peanuts-in-my-jelly

nothing can come between a man and his P U TS 🫴

WhoDisN3wPhone

Thank you. I seriously cant recommend it enough though! I heard some horror stories on RH and used the old version of Fidelity like 4+ years ago, I hated it (but I hear it got A LOT of improvements). So out of the 3 that I have experience with, I’d say RH has the most noobie friendly ui (looking at my bros acc) but TS never has any surprises and imo way more functions. RH advertises 24 hr trading but idk, ppl are always posting about restrictions here. GL, check out charles schwab on youtube.

MrNo_Balls

my spidey sense is telling me Taco-man is about to say some stupid shit on TS

Spear_n_Magic_Helmet

every interesting word is now semi-censored in screencaps from other social platforms so I suggest the following for compliance * A*TS * G*E * B*R

ThrowRAkakareborn

Whaaat? And I just accepted a position for less money than another offer I had at JPMC cause I thought leadership looks like TS, fucks like Jenna

Boghurt

TS Was pumping all morning bruh tf were you doing

teh_herper

https://preview.redd.it/jreg5epzzhyg1.png?width=1487&format=png&auto=webp&s=de7b27afd2d650514da296c44c4b3cc1c1ec79f2 TS

Bl1nk9

I have been in TS since I started leaning into the MSO’s over LP’s. So yea, my avg is not ideal, but I have kept adding and avg’ing down. Emotionally, I am pulling for GTI and Terra the most.

Simran-0

TS is so fake the car chart today looks like the monster energy drink logo. Puts now

krombopulus_m_c137

Can’t wait to see this on TS

Hopsblues

No random CAPS, fairly polite...Obviously not him. Sounds like he is less and less involved with decision making. Got kicked out of the situation room, folks making TS posts for him....I wonder if R's will be as outraged about this as they were with Biden?

No_Economist3815

There's no way he's in control of his TS account

G0D5M0N3Y

That big money knows what hes about to put on TS. They get into position and make billions on shorting as he Tweets.

Sir_Grindalot

I know, I understand. You're thinking:"OH NOOO I'TS' DUMPING, TIME TO SELL".....it's what the algos want you to do. They;re looking for your stop losses or they want you to think it's time to sell. By selling, you're letting some broker AI algo farm your money. Today is pump day; if you don't believe in yourself...who will? Stay strong, my friend.

Loose_Condition1746

I hope everything and everyone involved in ASTS tanking rots in hell, how the hell does the hot stock drop 10% in one day because Amazon bought another company in a the same industry. TS shi is so rigged

Overflow0X

Is that why 🥭 is having a meltdown on TS? “Open the Fuckin’ Strait”

kim82352

>TS @10:23 : Iran’s Navy is laying at the bottom of the sea, completely obliterated - 158 ships. What we have not hit are their small number of, what they call, “fast attack ships,” because we did not consider them much of a threat. Warning: If any of these ships come anywhere close to our BLOCKADE, they will be immediately ELIMINATED, using the same system of kill that we use against the drug dealers on boats at Sea. It is quick and brutal. P.S. 98.2% of Drugs coming into the U.S. by Ocean or Sea have STOPPED! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

Opposite_Engine_6776

Bro has 🌮 each time. Market is pricing in another can-kick or a fake TS post about Iran calling him to negotiate more

Complex-Algae-4214

So 🥭 is Jesus now, healing the sick? He's gonna crash out in TS tonight

InitialResponsible62

Ok so it’s NOT OK for Iran to hold the world economy and the straight hostage, but it’s perfectly OK for the US to do the exact same thing and hold the world economy hostage until we get another TS post?

Teflon718Musk

My TS/SCI recently expired I had the Clearance in the army as a 18C Special forces engineer but I went to JTAC and to call for CAS I need to talk to the jets and that requires a TS/SCI I was working for Merrill last summer and they ask me about my clearance ironically. I had it in my resume.

Retaining-Wall

Well fuck. You need an account now to view TS.

madcow9100

Clearances were a lot shorter in the past, TS was <3 months at some point

Fresh_Internal_6085

🥭 is literally trolling Iran right now on TS while Vance is holding talks trying to stop the destruction of a civilization. Why won’t he just STFU and get out of our faces for a while 🤦‍♂️

mcied

TS/sci are not easy to get lol and often can take a year+ to be adjudicated.

vwboyaf1

What is this 1000 word rant just posted on TS? It's got a little of everything, lol.

PottedGantt

Those aren’t real, the actual numbers will be handed to us from 🌮 on TS ( I meant ppi)

JSlickJ

holy fuck MSFT you pos stock man. TS pisses me off man

Sunsplitcloud

I think I gave myself a concussion from either pounding my head on the table or shaking my head so many times these last 6 weeks. All that turmoil for what ?? Feb 27 the straight was open fine. Gas prices were great, life was good. Then we spend a bunch of money, which we could have used on literally anything useful inside America, to fund an operation that ends with the same oil pipeline open but we have to pay for it. I surely hope someone with a TS clearance reads this and nods to themselves that we did this operation because of an actual real threat. Not some made up Trumpism.

ToroLoco_TL

ISRAEL WAS UNHAPPY ABOUT THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND WASN’T CONSULTED ON THE TERMS OF THE DEAL: WSJ ISRAELI SECURITY CABINET TO DISCUSS IRAN CEASEFIRE: WSJ TS is insane 😭😭😭 they are "unhappy" 😂 😂 😂

johndsmits

Know your audience. His TS posts are for who? * Iranians? No, they don't even have internet (blackout). * Israelis? No, they got Times of Israel * WSB: no they're here. * 80% of the Internet: no they're on TikTok/IG/Reddit (too) * Media? YES, cause most of them are as they want clickbait for $s and hence why it gets posted here. Rinse repeat. Pump til the next set of #s come in.

mneymaker

TS fucking M!!!!!!!!

johndsmits

who's he talking to? who's the audience for these posts? Iran public internet has been down for weeks, Iran media is high controlled. 14M people aren't flocking to TS. Mind that TS is his base's social media. Only reason we see it is western news posting the first part for ads/eyeballs/$$ and eastern media is posting it for the lulz.

Geaux

The billions in trading before last Monday's TS post wasn't the most obvious market manipulation?

jgoldrb48

The TS post from Easter lets you know we’re getting owned in Iran. Hilarious

Fresh_Internal_6085

If it’s on TS then it’s puts on boners

NYGiants181

Yo is that Iranian tweet real? Commenting on Trumps TS?

GrimmThoughts

From Trump being a long time boxing fan, I took the wording of that entire TS post as being a sort of callback/shoutout to the classic Iron Mike Tyson "Praise Be To Allah!" Post fight speech where Tyson says he wants to rip his opponents heart out and eat his children. https://youtu.be/25tP7Nn0mQY?si=X7ntGHxOsL2mAYwO I dont think he was being ironic, I think he legitimately thinks of himself as a "boogeyman" and tough guy of a similar ilk as Mike Tyson.

f0xinaround

TS has the worst ads bro. I feel like I need eye bleach.

Madsen13140

Even Biff from Back to the Future would find this last TS post a little bit too much

Itchy-Philosophy556

It is 100% posted on his TS. I had to go look myself.

Hopsblues

Go check out how the TS stock is performing since it started..

Opposite_Engine_6776

Oh look, another “this time I’m for real” TS post.

Confident_Banana_134

I was worried that he was going to announce troops on the ground or nuke Iran. Same garbage he post to TS, so really same old garbage is somehow a great speech. The stock market is a sell tomorrow since no resolution on Hormuz and oil passage.

New_Sport_8490

I don’t get anything..,in TS t-rump said he’d blow up everything…who the heck knows

Frosty_Promise8050

Mango posted a big bomb film on TS.

jetbridgejesus

lol need TS compartmentalized ?

Jim_win_2765

I like and support this sentiment, unfortunately I think 🍊🤡 will make a TS post 30 minutes before opening and crash the price. It will be vague and probably 99% fiction but the market will react accordingly 👎

nvrForgettiSadghetti

I would argue: if you think a stock can triple its market cap in a year not based on hype... then a stock can just as easily lose 66% of its market cap.. again not based on hype. Many of the stocks you bought were near penny territory a year or two ago. Do you really think buying a stock that has quadrupled (reddit 6x or 7x, meta was 90... etc) during a World War and largest geopolitical situation in recent tines was a good idea? Stock picking works when you evaluate based on FCF, etc. In this case, everything is being re-rated to "new paradigm" sticky inflation, high gas prices, etc. Everyone is so used to stocks doubling their market cap in a year after changing a logo and saying the words AI and layoffs 11 times in their earnings report- nobody realizes that this is not organic. All the funny money floods in quickly, it can also flood out just as fast. When you buy funny money assets, you need to be ready for a roller coaster. You go stock picking after a crash or correction. ETFs are still holding up fine because it isn't funny money suspending them. BTC has been a yo-yo too even though the market cap is huge.. people are achieving 10-100x margin on a large scale and pumping stocks to astronomic highs. Nobody does the 10x margin thing to go all-in on J,&J or Ford, so these non-sexy stocks turn into "safe havens" when actually their companies are quite bad (imo about Ford). Trump econonics says wait for lows to buy, sell for profit at highs. You cannot stock pick organically when the president literally goes on TS and "bans" companies for not falling in line.

unusual_xyz

it's surprising that there has been no posts on TS regarding the war by him.

ArcDogRob

Mango’s last few TS posts in last 10mins are the last desperate hopes of a pump from a regard

Hellmale

Just downloaded TS for early access 😝

alwaysbeoverlanding

wow. he and his boys had to have crushed it today. TACO monday. but Iran is saying that haven’t talked to him at all. that actually tracks more than the BS cheeto drunk posts on TS

WiseHour2756

Markets jumped at around 10:48 uk time. The TS post is time stamped 11:23 but sky news reported it at 11:08. I think it was posted to TS at 10:38 and then they fixed his spelling “WITCH” to “WHICH”. So, on this occasion I don’t think it was leaked.

WiredFan

Anyone notice that he fixed "pleased" and "witch" in this? I didn't know TS allowed editing messages.

Cadet_Stimpy

Was this the original post? I just looked it up and the current version on TS doesn’t have all the typos

Templar_Swamp_Stake

Gonna sell my SP’y calls around 9:31, can almost guarantee his TS post was bullshit

OrdinaryMix4013

Not on his retarded TS tweets, is the approved sale of Iranian OIL LOL. goddamn this guy is so fucked left and right. Bad polls, Epstein files gonna hunt him forever, sabotaged a good economy, etc etc.

ThermalChaser

[wait....the war is over now?](https://youtu.be/g-vJCCYjx40?si=kC7zsyeJUu6i1TS-)

MissMatriarch

The United States has blown Iran off of the map, and yet their lightweight analyst, David Sanger, says that I haven’t met my own goals. Yes I have, and weeks ahead of schedule! Their leadership is gone, their navy and air force are dead, they have absolutely no defense, and they want to make a deal. I don’t! We are weeks ahead of schedule. Just like their incompetent Election coverage of me, The Failing New York Times always gets it wrong! President DJT - 🥭’s newest TS tweet, 5 minutes ago.

wmzula

Why is TS-LA on the list? Who cares bout it? Show me some real tiddies

Key_Abroad7633

Markets only go up pmao if TS just too easy

Grouchy_Value7852

Im listening, always listening. NGL I wanna see TS5

garden_speech

Okay now *that* much I know is untrue from my time at the trading desk. [BIS TS tracks this](https://www.bis.org/publ/bisbull90.pdf), their estimate of OTC exposure globally was ~160 billion USD. They'd have to be off by multiple orders of magnitude for this to be an issue. OTC is not "invisible". It's not as easily observed in real time but it can be measured

Due-Variety1611

A big round F@CK YOU to the absolute CU@TS that continuously posted about DFLI, I hope your wife divorces you

OrdinaryMix4013

BRO pulling the warmongering card on TS right now lmao