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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
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WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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They'll have to send all the unemployed people somewhere Calls on WW3 That's how they usually dispose of the poors, historically.
The same amount as if a similarly likely thing like WW3 or an alien invasion happens
SPX 6000 really is the bottom. Not even WW3 could make it drop below.
> The job losses are from tariffs, which rate cuts won’t help. And from AI. And Fed layoffs. We're looking at 300,000 federal jobs gone,which is the largest loss of federal workers since the demobilization after WW II. That doesn't even count all the related DC jobs that including consulting, and companies with contracts defunded, etc, which are probably another 300,000 by year end.
Another day of no civil war or WW3, but don’t worry doomers maybe one day you’ll be right and you’ll make like $2k as tens of millions of people’s lives are ruined
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Charlie Kirk doest have anything to do with $HIT....especially monetary issues I'd be more concerned with WW3 across the water or in the middle east
Lmao oh man here we go again. They said the same thing about Israel bombing Palestine and the US entering a new WW; same thing with Russia and Ukraine a couple years back; ohh wasn’t the black swan supposed to be the yen carry trade OR how about Liberation Doomsday?
You mean WW3 rumor number 27?
"US destroys alleged Venezuelan drug boat, killing three" WW3 incoming
Remember how WW3 was gonna crash the market when Israel striked Iran?
Oh look the fear mongering regards are back to crying about WW3 because drones are around Poland yet again
Tariffs? Priced in. WW3? Priced in. Civil War? Priced in. Complete collapse of the FED? Priced in. Robots making iPhones on Mars? Priced in. The end of democracy? Priced in. At this point I feel it’s getting “bubbly….”
This may be true but world economies and governments (in the developed world) haven’t been this unstable since before WW2. Which was not a great time.
Says who? We were the lone global superpower after WW2. Now we are lagging so far behind Asia in technology, that our economy is dependent on them, and so they get to call the shots, not us.
"Bro what if every company fires everybody on Monday" "Bro what if WW3" The markets aren't betting on or hedging against ~0% odds events
Sure the shitholes are starting to deal more in Yuan, but developed countries building up forex reserves is different than beginning to trade more in a currency. BRICS has and never will be a powerhouse. Russia is on the way out as a world power and Putin doesn’t have much time left. Brazil is one to two elections or one economic downturn away from a military coup. India and China are in a Cold War, and i wouldn’t be surprised if Pakistans new military dictator is about to go to war with India in the next couple years. And South Africa has problems supply its largest cities with basic necessities like water and is one drought away from massive collapse, and may currently be being destabilized by us intelligence. East Africa which looked primed to develop once the spectre of Islamic terrorism passed fell to multiple military coups in the past few years. I wouldn’t be surprised if the death of the current Saudi King at some point soon(he’s 89) sometime soon ends up being a factor leading to a Saudi Civil war/wider middle eastern war. Egypt and Ethiopia are one drought away from a war. If article 5 gets invoked which is looking more and more likely every day, that probably sparks a rehearing of the Korean War. Iran will be bombed to the Stone Age if article 5 gets invoked to ensure that the strait of Hormuz isn’t blocked. The fact is the world is about as close to war as it was in January 1914 it will just take a bit more for a world war to start and the one thing the US can do is win a conventional war. Thus returning us through massive short term pain back to the spot the US had as global hegemony at the end of WW2
Were getting WW3 before GTA6
Nice calm weekend with just a dash of WW3 threats and extremism across the board. Bullish, should be good for 690 by EOW.
I don't think it takes 300k to water a tomato plant, but that might end up being the case few years into WW3
imagine holding calls over the weekend edging to rate cuts but you get WW3 instead
Do you think they blue balled the world just as hard as they are now right before WW2 began?
With so many crazy events happening this week, I'm just happy I made money that's hopefully still useful by the time WW3 starts next week
Drones in Poland again, WW3 👀
Chat if there’s a WW3 I’ll stay behind to fuck your wives on your behalf 😔
Can people, for the love of god and all things regarded please.. stop talking about what you did in the WW2 era or pre-9/11 era or pre-2001 era... choose one... either way. stop. Nobody cares. This is an era where microprocessors are literally about to become nanoprocessors. We are in the upper middle of this curve that ends in processors becoming smaller than what the human eyes can see. The future: nanoprocessors, our grandchildren...nah, I would be bold enough to my say my children will live it before they are 18 --- like within 20 years, we will be at the lower end of the nanoprocessor curve. your old ass tales have no meaning at all. You live in a completely different world; the only things that didn't change are us animals and human nature. This future world will render that lack of change completely irrelevant. You people have no idea.
> Most people don’t use AI whatsoever Just because you fought in WW2 doesn't mean we all did
When you see them coming up with new products to make money. Applying for token trading on Nasdaq... Market outcome which already exists in futures and options? It's a huge bubble so enjoy it while it lasts. WW3 might happen so we will not see this market for a long time!
Part of it I think is that on some level people recognize there is virtually no fiscal policy space left. We have a strong economy and running WW2 deficits. So this is it. Fed is only lever to pull. They really want to prevent a crisis in the first place.
Everyone knows the BS they put fwd as an excuse to act like pirates, but everyone also knows it's "moral superiority" to justify greed. Just like with slavery, yanking native American children from their parents & placing into white homes to fuck the kids & bury them outside the school house, or ~ 225 years of native American genocide (the actual worst atrocity on humanity - NOT WW2), etc. etc... are you not a strong reader?? How can you not know that??
The regime is destroying the alliances and international order we've built since WW2. Anything can happen.
WW1 likely (but not for certain) would have still happened even without Ferdinand’s death, there was a lot of tension he just lit the match which could have been lit at another point. Also, Zionism was already a thing at the time and migration was happening to Palestine, so not sure if that would have been avoided either.
If a rich Austrian named Franz didn’t get shot on a Serbian sidewalk in 1914 you and everyone you know wouldn’t exist. We would all be butterfly effected out of existence. There wouldn’t have been a WW1, WW2 and countless other conflicts including the ones still happening today like israel Palestine. Also you are more likely to win the lottery every day you are alive than getting the chance to be alive. Your father will produce around 2 trillion sperm cells in his lifetime and only you and your siblings will make it to life. Think of your family tree and the math for every one of your grandfathers, then think about evolution and the fact we all evolved from single cell organisms. The odds of you breathing right now are insanely astronomical. You are experiencing life as human, the least probable most lucky thing we know of in existence, it’s hard some days but try to appreciate it.
Inflates the debt away though. Just like they did after WW2. Target is no longer 2%. It's 4%
Obviously I dont want WW3. But it for the next 90 minutes everyone was under the impression that ww3 had commenced, and the mistake wasnt rectified until after market close...I certainly wouldn't be opposed.
The US is on the verge of a civil war, WW3 is on the horizon, inflation is still very much a thing, unemployment is at it's worse in a long a time. #AND YET FUTES ARE FUCKING RIPPIN' FUCK YOU GAY BERS
Remember when Mango had all those ads saying democrats would start WW3? LMAO
WW3 has already begun, we just haven't started calling it that yet.
The thing is, it’s not that serious. I guess time will tell, but the US is not becoming a dictatorship anytime soon. Yes it’s far from perfect, but there are plenty of positives. At least we are seeing diplomatic relations with Russia resuming, while the previous admin did not even try in two years of the most dangerous war since WW2. Not everything is black and white, and the left seems to forget about that. Try to read ‘deadly identities’ by Amin Maalouf, it’s eerily relevant even 30 years later.
Doomers already forgot that they called for WW3 last night and are now calling for civil war
Good thing: we have not started WW III
Calls on WW3 and a Civil War at the same time
Here we go! (I can start WW3 and make them forget about all those kids I paid for)
Harris is going to start WW3
Tomorrow WW3 begins or at least that’s what the crackheads behind Wendy’s say 🤷♂️
In 1919, after the final wave of the spanish flu, the market rallied 50% in about 6 months (to be fair WW1 had also finished). It returned to the pre spanish flu low by mid 1921.
Dammit Zelensky is trying to start WW3 again.
**Unemployment? Deflation? WW3?** What are you smoking bro, look at these **promised profit margins** from ORCL, ofc it deserves to be up 40%, so what if it's a trillion mcap stock?
Guess the market doesn't care that we're actually on the precipice of WW3 with what Russia pulled in Poland last night 🤷♀️
I wouldve said WW3 but apparently not even that
Independent of Oracle, trends indicate 30%+ growth in AI spend in 2026. >It's 1999 all over again and the dumbest fucking motherfuckers 🫵🤡🫵 Dotcom financial conditions: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1L3YT&height=490 https://i.imgur.com/qqQcLaM.png Vs. today: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1L3Va&height=490 https://i.imgur.com/lwFwi7r.png Dotcom Clinton balanced the budget and ran large surpluses last 5 years of dotcom. Today we are running WW2 level deficit that are only growing.
Are you trying to tell me that WW3 is not bullish, like guys, haven’t we been building up to this since the last one, come on
WW3? Believe or not....Calls
The doomers have already forgotten that they were calling WW3 last night
Bers, you were right all along. Because of WW3, futes are only up 22 points.
WW3 coming? Another pandemic? Bank collapse?
And yet, it hasn’t happened in about 1.2 of 2 terms. WW3 never happening!
I’m glad Donnie ended the war on his first day in office, imagine if we still had sleepy joe, we’d be on the brink of WW3.
You're kind of retarded if you don't understand that WW3 started long ago. Russia has been so busy trying to take Ukraine & Iran (+ its proxies) have been busy trying to destroy Israel that they let Assad get overthrown by a bunch of rebels. If that's not proof that we're in the middle of a world war between the Russian-Iranian axis of power & the American-European-NATO-Israeli axis of power, I don't know what is. NATO haven't been looped into the madness yet, but the world is definitely at war.
WW3 can happen right now, and this market would go up deadass
*Drone operator: "Sir, it worked. The bers think WW3 is starting. They think their puts might print tomorrow."* *Putin: "Excellent. pamp it."*
Do you have hobbies? Interests? Travel? Me? I’d probably write my first music album and get it professionally recorded. I might travel Europe see all the key WW2 sites. Go to odd travel places like Greenland and Africa. Hike the mountains and do off the grid camping.
Bears praying for WW3 to kick off tn so they can make $312 on their puts 🤣
Ukraine probably faking Russian drones attacking Poland to get NATO to start WW3. Zelensky gonna fund their defense with puts.
bears with 1 put wishing for WW3 with these russian drones.
France & Italy and Britain’s naval blockade won WW1. Even without American help, Michael still would’ve failed, German’s couldn’t figure out how to get material value out of Romania/Ukraine/Belarus & Turkey and Austria-Hungary had already collapsed.. it might’ve lasted into 1919, but Germany was falling apart on the homefront and couldn’t of absorbed having to hold Alpine and Balkan fronts by themselves. Learn some history, bud.
##Bers hoping for combo WW3 and bad ppi so we can get a -.26% day finally.
european men pee sitting down. you bers really thought they were gonna assemble NATO for a response and start WW3? lmao
Damn calls on WW3 it is
Trying to make some money here. It'd be cool if WW3 could chill the fuck out
So the Vietnam playlist was great. Huge CCR fan here but can you even imagine power of the millennial / Gen z WW3 playlist?
🏳️🌈🐻: YES! WW3 might be happening! I might be able to finally break even!
Hey doomers, remember when India and Pakistan were fighting earlier this year? Or Iran and Israel? Yeah we’re totally getting WW3 *this time*
Nothing Russia does matters until China takes action. When you see China move on Taiwan, that's WW3's definitive beginning. Bombs are going to flyyyyyyy
Don't worry about WW3 cause AI CapEx
okay guys. drones being shot down over poland right now from russia. jets scrambled. calls or puts on WW3? i’m going calls
Honestly it would be funny as fuck if these 20k% gains evaporate to WW3. *coping I didn’t buy ORCL*
We shot a fast moving glowing Orb with a Reaper Drone Missile near Yemen and it just kept going on its Merry way! We got Aliens, WW3, record unemployment numbers on deck to close out 2025. Wild!
WW3 won’t start over a drone lol
Market hits ATH, WW3 starts. Couldn’t write a better script
surely fake? why are we starting WW3 now? we got PPI tomorrow
Holy fuck. Israel trying to start WW3
Picked up my first 100 shares of $ONDS $ONDS is part of my WW3 portfolio
Remember when we thought it was WW3 and 🥭said tariff for the first time. Many ATHs later here we are!
bear: WW3 before GTA VI bull: buy the dip regardless
So, Taiwan gets invaded and WW3 starts and NVDA opens at $20 tomorrow morning, describe how you cover?
>It goes up. War or no war, US GDP generally went up. I don't think has anything to do with war, except WW2, which is very much an outlier. US GDP went up during and after WW2 cause there was massive government investment (in many things military and non-military) immediately after a depression. * WW1: GDP was flat * Vietnam: It went up until it went down * Korean war: It coincided with biggest post war boom in history mostly because the rest of the industrialized world was rubble. * Gulf war 1: It went down * Gulf war 2: It went up then it went down Modern wars do not create value. The resources and land that were the very valuable spoils of ancient wars are 1. not where value is created in the modern world and 2. extremely difficult to gain and hold in modern wars. Russia/Ukraine underscores that very well. As for china, you're moving the goalposts. You cite tailwinds for america. I point out other fast growing economies also have similar tailwinds. Oh that's different you say.
The romans had multiple civil wars and succession crisis throughout the years and kept growing. There is no way to say that this particular setback is the end. Same with the civil war, WW2, the great depression. And the collapse of hegemony is not the same as collapse of an economy, as people in England, France, and Spain will happily tell. The only actual metric you cite is Debt-to-GDP. The fact is that developed countries have high Debt-to-GDP. China's Debt-to-GDP is 96%, America's is 122%. Is China about to collapse too? The Renmimbi certainly isn't a reserve currency nor are they particularly gung ho about open borders.
https://www.ghil.ac.uk/fileadmin/redaktion/dokumente/annual_lectures/AL_1979_Saul.pdf?utm_source=perplexity Germany's rapid development before WW1 is a prime example. The fall of the British Empire's dominance, at least partially (there were a lot of other issues of course) was because of a failure of protecting their own industries. Again, because the sub just down votes everything they think is showing Trump in a positive light. I think his implementation of this is 'inelegant' at best or beyond retarded at worst (with just retarded being a nice median), but the basic idea is not by default wrong. Tariffs can be good for a lot of things, but they are supposed to be used in a bit more organized, less broader, and well thought out way. What we see here, I think, is someone (Trump and his circle) failing into a circle jerk and thinking that they are way more effective and simpler to use than they really are.
Greatest money printing since WW2 and stimulus without thought,even to those whom didn't actually need it. Whoda thunk those people would throw it into assets. Coming off the back of a decade of cash essentially being free with interest rates and near zero.
Better pray for some shit to hit the market on Monday…it has to be like WW3 or something. Otherwise your short will bankrupt you
Agreed. Act was a great recognition of the importance of semis, but hard to just legislate competitive advantage. It’s not like we legislated the industrial capacity that helped the US into and coming out of WW2 - it was a byproduct of the Industrial Revolution that was able to be guided towards national necessity.
Republicans have never cut spending, spending grew 75% in 4 years in Trump's first term. Since WW2, spending has risen much faster under Republicans than Democrats.
The stock is at 315. Going to $500 in 3 years means 37% in 3 years. Just put your money in spy and you’ll probably fare better if WW3 doesnt happen (it will probably still go up even if it does happen)
Prior to 1949 it was named the Department of War. Prior to WW2 was one of America's most isolationist periods. So historically the name Department of War hasn't necessarily correlated with what you're implying.
When you do something stupid, you're angry and it feels bad. Here you see your stupidity in someone else, so the anger comes out. Also the post appears to have a certain lack of self awareness that makes you want to slap the guy: "Decided to use 50k to sell far OTM, high prob. spreads" - high probability, as in low chance of loss. On a trade you plan to repeat every week, where max loss is ~70x the credit. It sounds like a plan to lose money. Trades where max loss wipes your account should be 'if WW3 starts I'm wiped' and not 'if GOOG gaps up 10% I'm wiped'