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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
I´m limited by the brokers in my country
WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
Mentions
In terms of share prices, a war with Iran is nowhere near as damaging as Trump's initial tariffs unless it evolved into a full blown WW3, which it won't. The current Trump plans are more medium to long term concerns. The US will suffer brain drain now, with less foreign students and workers. It will also suffer from less cooperation on the world stage considering how it has treated even allies this year. The effect of these changes won't come home to roost for years.
You people are wild, WW3 won’t happen. No one is coming to Irans aid here. Russia is too busy with its own shit storm and China/India doesn’t want part of any war. Europe is also side eyeing Ukraine and their own right wing leaders to much to do anything. If anything, Iran gets turned into Trump condos by the end of his term. But also put me down for the world ending incase I’m wrong, also Tesla to the moon.
Hey wait a minute… invest in ammunition companies -> get drafted for WW3 -> shoot every single round you can get your hands on -> profit???
If it turns into WW3 the last thing you had to worry was your portfolio :)
There’s no WW3 without America, so tendies will be the last thing we will be worried about. But if you really want tendies stock up on canned goods and fresh water, they will be more valuable than gold.
Can someone get Tim Apple or Ja Rule to give their opinions on WW3?
> and tanks are always needed Are tanks really that relevant nowadays in near-peer conflicts? The leopards are having a hard time in Ukraine. We have entered the age of cheap drones being the new apex predator. Tanks might go the way WW2 style battleships went after missiles and jet aircraft became common.
Yo, the US steel industry has been dying for decades. Our lack of steel production has been a national security risk already. Also the us corporate culture is to churn and burn for short term gains despite the long term consequences. So let’s say worst case scenario the US needs to take over us steel, nippon would have already invested in the expansion and upgrades to the infrastructure. The reason the US won WW2 had everything to do with our manufacturing capacity at that time. If WW3 starts tomorrow, which seems possible given current events, we are fucked. If you want to see how it would work, look at Toyota. There is a reason it’s the most reliable automotive brand, and they have kept factories in the US. I’m sorry, but you’re acting like Japan is China and it’s just not.
WW 1 ✅️ WW 2 ✅️ WW 3 ⏳️ WW 2 Fast 2 Furious WW Tokyo Drift
Interesting “gut feeling” when WW3 is breaking out
🌮 said Zelensky is toying with WW3 Now he should say Netanyahu is toying with WW3
Are we due? Yes. Will it happen? No. WW3 and Civil War? Believe it or not, calls.
Both grandparents fought in WW2 and my dad enlisted for Vietnam but fr I think I’m the bravest my gene pool has ever seen regularly holding options over the weekend.
WW3 is the most bullish thing I can possibly think of no
#🚨🇨🇳🇮🇷 BREAKING: China has sent a cargo jet of military aid to Iran. #Another step towards WW3
During WW2 there wasn't the possibility of global nuclear war
Not true. Victory bonds where lit in WW2, equities will get wrecked though.
That's what they call the WW2 jeeps, honkies honk honk
If we have it escalate into WW3 there won't be a market anymore and no investment will matter. If things die down then buying defence stocks will also be not worth it. Best to just buy the dip on the market.
Hey hey, WW2 is when killing people becomes more efficient 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Look, it’s only WW1 technology right now in the parade. It gets better 🇺🇸
Remember how everybody was worried about WW3 in April 2024 with middle east instability and then NVDA earnings came out in May 2024 and we had the most beautiful shrek green month ever?
Still better than WW1 or WW2. Boomers the real softest generation.
#Millennials living through 2 economic recessions, 9/11, a pandemic, a possible WW3, jobs replaced by AI and a BIGGEST CRASH in the history before they hit 23
This is the scenario, planned out in full detail, by the Iranian government in case of a nuclear strike (or equivalent) by the Western colonizing criminal entity: The retaliation would not remain limited to Israel. Iran would target and set ablaze approximately 2000 to 3000 active oil wells in the middle east. The result will be an immediate global economic crash and long lasting depression that dwarfs that of 1929. An economic crisis that would last for at least one full decade. When Irak set ablaze 600 oil fields in Kuwait, it took specialized teams almost 8 months to extinguish the fire, it took another year to restart the wells. The time needed to restart the 2000-3000 targeted oil wells is estimated between 18 months and 36 months. Due to the massive amounts of soot that is released into the atmosphere, and that will migrate to the stratosphere (the atmospheric layer above the weather layer) it will take 8-10 years to reestablish the normal amount of sunlight reaching earth's surface. Global temperature cooling is estimated to around 1°C during 3 years and 0.5°C during the 7 years following. The chance to activate a full out nuclear WW3 grow significantly. The Doomsday clock will go from 5 minutes before midnight to 5 seconds before midnight. If we have a full out nuclear exchange during WW3, civilization as we know it, is over.
>Could it backfire in a million ways, including WW3? Certainly. It will not.
WW3, assanations, riots,...calls Monday it is
They’re not looking to invade, they are looking to incite regime change. Israel does not hate the Iranian people, they hate their supreme leader and form of government. That, they can absolutely do (or at least take a very big swing at it) without a full scale invasion. Will it work if they declare all out war? Maybe. Could it backfire in a million ways, including WW3? Certainly.
They actually may have just prevented a worse catastrophic WW3 if Iran had nuclear weapons.
Isnotreal just started WW3 & you want the world to thank them ?
WW1 was triggered by Serbia and Austria Hungary, two nations that don’t even exist anymore. Never underestimate the ripple effects.
Imagine the market before the modern era. Bers would be calling for WW1000 by now. LOL
Germany watching WW3 start without them Defoe: “You can’t do this to me…I started this company…DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!”
You want to keep your emergency funds in easily accessible places, like a savings account. The rates are bad, I know. You still want ease of access for emergencies. When the US entered WW1, the markets were closed for 4 months. The markets didn’t open on 9/11, and stayed closed for about a week. If you needed your efund during those times, and it was tied up in the market, you’d have been SoL.
So: If Puts = Wants WW3 If Calls = Wants World Peace What does that make Cash Gang?
So Donnie is already celebrating winning WW3 with a parade today?
I'm heavily invested in EXUS - IE0006WW1TQ4
Honestly if WW3 happens the stock market and any other investments wouldn't be my greatest cause of concern. But probably owning gold would not make harm.
I don't think it matters. I can't believe LM would design a warplane that would compromise all of their technology if just one was lost over enemy territory. These things were meant to fight Russia in WW3 after all
I mean, it makes sense. If WW3 were to legit break out then there’s literally nothing left to lose. It would be like the mother of the mother of all MOASS.
WW3 is bullish as fuck, would get SPY $700 by eoy
welcome to the decade of 2020s. Every other day there's news about WW3 to start.
!RemindMe 1 month Can't wait to laugh at all you hysterical "Iran WW3... this time for sure" idiots.
Funny how internet money dips when we have an actual crisis going on. If we have a global financial meltdown or WW3 people aren't going to give a shit about fake internet coins
Might have wanted to wait until after WW3 started bud
I just got an alert saying it was at 100k - I don’t see that happening in the next few hours unless WW3 breaks out
He just needs a scapegoat. Trump always needs a scapegoat. It’s part of the Hitler strategy. Rally support of the common folk by giving them a common enemy. Unite the people in fear and hatred. Fear of the Jew bankers and businesses in pre-WW II Germany spawned unity. Anger over the enormous WW I war reparations that kept Germans in poverty after the First World War united them further. Stories of the great heritage of Arian pride and resistance gave them nationalist pride in a country that was downtrodden. See any similarities?
Covid Pandemic and Lockdowns were WW3
I bought spy puts yesterday because I thought shit might get wild over the weekend and then WW3 decided to start last night.
Well, I now know of one guy who’s hoping for WW3 come Monday
Uhm, nobody invaded the Middle East. That entire region was controlled by the Ottoman Empire until it lost WW1 and was broken up. Britain and France took over the region and over a period of years cut it up into pieces and set locals to running things. Jordan, for example, and Saudi Arabia. If Israel is illegitimate because of that then so are they. If the Arabs had just accepted that there was one tiny Jewish state there, who knows what great things might have happened. But they didn't and can't and won't.
hey guys WW3 just started, can i pls eat someone’s ass one last time 😭
Guys im not gonna let WW3 happen
you can look at just ETFs for some good option. I am not from Europe but maybe something like [https://www.justetf.com/en/etf-profile.html?isin=IE0006WW1TQ4](https://www.justetf.com/en/etf-profile.html?isin=IE0006WW1TQ4) would be good for you.
WW3? More like sand people throwing missiles for the 624 time. Nothing burger
🌽 dropped harder over 🥭 and 🍈 breakup than over this WW3 stuff 🤣
WW5 will be Barron🥭VS Cristiano Ronaldo (commie dictator of Europe)
If Iran bombs Jerusalem, it’s over. -WW3 was here.
almost like WW2 was a series of tense conflicts that formed strategic alliances with one another
When Russia-Ukraine war started you guys said "this is WW3". When India-Pakistan war started you guys said it's WW3. Now you guys claim this new war is WW3. The real WW3 won't happen during our lifetimes. LMAO
Explain how WW3 going on when it’s just two countries duking it out? LOL
WW3 going on and I’m just in my room gooning
My puts and I welcome WW3 https://preview.redd.it/hjuxz9uisr6f1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b8bd82edbe33b027bf607036d7b9699bc559e9
Think it’s virtually impossible to have an actual WW3 simply from advances in communication. Imagine we have what we have today back in the day. World War 1 and 2 probably get resolved with minimal casualties
WW2 made what ‘merica what it is today. Just buy SPX calls.
It’s hilarious how TA traders will still try to use astrology when WW3 is brewing to make trades
How do I get rich off WW3 starting
I got 40 bucks rolling on WW3 😡 Iran is going to be so democratic after this
They wait until the weekend when everyone is locked into their positions to start WW3
this will last longer and escalate further than everyone expects. israel will be attacked , hormuz will be closed. massive selloff next week. the prices of oil reflect on everything, so the US may be self-sufficient but not shielded. Long-term markets will recover as this becomes another long conflict in WW3
Well the market is down today and it isn't WW3 yet
These people on social media are going ape shit believing WW3 is going to happen. Iran will be turned into a parking lot before anything got serious
If Russia threatening a WW3 since 2022 without actually leading to a WW, the Israel-Iran conflict will do nothing. It's not the first time and it won't be the last time Israel and some neighbours states are killing each other
WW3 not likely as Iran is militarily check-mated. Don’t think regime will be able to provide anything other than rhetoric.
WW3 nope, if Russia and Ukraine didn't do it, this won't either as they have been in conflict for centuries
The entire world doesn’t want Iran to have a nuke. Israel had to act bc they are the only ones that would do anything. Iran was enriching to %60. Will this turn into WW3? Most likely not Iran will just retaliate with strategic strikes to show power. This only delays Iran from getting or making a nuke. It’s only a matter of time before Iran gets one and the entire world does not want Iran to have a nuke
Just buy Fartcoin, it will emerge as a new global currency after WW3
Iran doesn't have any friends though, so I'm not sure how this goes WW3?
*Planes crashing, WW3 brewing* typical WSB regard as he wipes the drool from his mouth, **"This is bullish!"**
How do you cope with the fact TACO thinks Puting fought in WW2?
The world's military is preparing for WW3, while our military is preparing for Tacos parade 😂
I second the rhino pills. Mix with some old German Pervitin my grandpa brought back from WW2. Well sir you got yourself a weekend.
$TSLA doing $TSLA shit today. 30 different robotaxis in 5 different cities could become sentient and communicate with each other run over 5 grans, 10 kids, 7 dogs, 5 orphans, 27 homeless and a wendy’s employee live on all major medias while WW3 starts starring the U.S, China, Russia, Nato, and basically the entire fucking world and we’d still have a +3% day.
ORCL will be the only company left after WW3
Fun Fact: after being the target of WW2, now Israel causes a WW3
So even the prospect of WW3 can only take $SPY down 1.2%. Got it.
People finally realizing we’re in the midst of WW3.
Everyone too occupied with WW3 no one will notice I’m ghey
If we get drafted into WW3 because of some idiot named Bibi I’m gonna be pissed
Fuck Chipotle sounds good even though we might get WW3
Long. With this FOMO dip buying pattern, we would need to see WW3 for a substantial correction.