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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
I´m limited by the brokers in my country
WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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To the bears who will be diamondhanding their $1 SPY puts until expiration after these idiots entangle us into WW3…. I’ll see you in Valhalla 🫡
It’s ain’t a loss until you sell it. Either Trump cross to the other side, and this whole nightmare is over. Or we have a nuclear WW3, and we’re all over. I guess I’ll be a hodler in the afterlife too.
At that point it's an act of war from Iran, but at least it's another avenue besides WW3 today. Or we can bomb them out of existence. Personally I don't care either way.
WW3 results are in: Winners: 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 🇷🇺 🇨🇳 Losers: 🇺🇸 🇫🇷 🇩🇪 🇬🇧 🇯🇵 🇦🇪 🇧🇭
People said to at about everyone the US was in a war with since WW2. Yet we got bogged down and pulled out or straight up lost. Every time.
There was never any ceasefire, Trump just needed an excuse to back out of his threat to commit war crimes on a scale not seen since WW2.
Stock up on some MREs. Only issue is that they put a shit ton of chemicals in the food include a chemical that will make you constipated. Apparently, getting killed on the battlefield while taking a dump was a huge issue during WW1 and WW2.
Everyone focused on Iran but real shit is going on in Russia/UK. Its like WW2 levels of casualties
Being a bull during the start of the WW3 is pretty stupid imo
Israel was created because of WW2 and what the Nazis did Now they are the Nazis causing WW3 ironic
The market was pricing in a high chance of ground invasion of iran and/or a massive civilian strike potentially kicking off WW3 at the worst or another multi-trillion forever war at best. Iran and the US made some progress in negotiations and therefore market pricing reduced the implied probability of this tail down scenario. It makes sense. You just need to listen and not assert your half baked overconfident short-term market hypothesis based on propaganda. Think longterm. Pretend you are a billionaire and your main cash flow issue is funneling money into tax evasion schemes. That will help you think long term and realize that even at the depths of the spring sell-offs the past two years you were still massively up on a two-year basis (god forbid thinking about 5-7-10 years). Whenever you think the world is ending. Remember that's been the case for 500+ years and that corporate earnings will keep trucking higher and that public equities are billionaires' primary wealth creation device. They are going to go up over time, whether you like it or not.
Imminent WW3, Market: +0.1% WW3 averted, Market: +3% WW3 actually happens, Market: +0.1%
stronger countries than the USA ? riiiight. and since WW2 the world has benefited from peace and trade instead of bloodshed.
I was expecting a big move one way or the other and the premiums ATM were too high for me. Given how the markets have been, there's a non-zero chance for anything, including the market "pricing a ceasefire/WW3 in". Trying for miss small hit big scenarios and not being greedy. I closed at open and took profits instead of seeing if I could let it ride for another 1-2K.
We could have WW3 and SPY will still somehow pump and refuse to go down
SO sounds like for WW3 2.0 we will not be part of NATO. That should work well for us normies
Israel is a state sponsor of terror and does not want peace or ceasefires. This is the key to their expansionist colonialism and Netanyahu's political survival. Sanction and disarm this rogue, dangerous state before they actually start WW3.
Did we have a leader tweeting out militarily strats in WW2 and threatening to nuke half their population within 48 hours-2 weeks. Cuz that's what we got this time.
If Strait stays closed and US not gonna bail out anyone, this is definitely gonna turn into WW3. China already supporting Iran
Were paying Israel US taxpayer money for them to drag us into WW3. May they reap what they sow.
So Britain controls the Levant, forces Jews to move there, WW2 happens and the Jews who didn’t die flee Europe as it’s no longer safe (pogroms continued into the 1960s). Britain hacks up the mandate of Palestine, stealing land and giving it to Jews who had no where to flee. Overall, Europe expelled all of its Jews and allowed the displacement of Arabs from land controlled by a European superpower. Why don’t people blame Europe at all for the current mess? Obviously recreating Israel was a terrible idea. I understand the idea behind a Jewish state, given their history of oppression spanning millennia. But it should have been a place agreed upon by all parties. Europe created the mess that is the current Middle East. Ideally, country boarders would make sense and no people would have been displaced. Britain, Russia, etc all meddled in the Middle East for hundreds of years up to recent decades. Yet, everyone forgets how Europe caused this Middle East to destabilize.
War is good for business. Someone mentioned, it might have been here, but the bottom was in for stocks after just 5 weeks of the USA entering WW2.
Daily Star isn’t exactly a gold-standard source. Worth checking if anyone credible is reporting the same thing before people start pricing in WW3.
WW1 Christmas Truce got the Joyeux Noël movie. What do we get for this?
Not really, people with different religions and cultures were living peacefully at least around the time before WW1
Israel already violated ceasefire, they're hellbent on starting WW3
We’ve seen this same scenario play out many times and it’s never led to WW3. Neither the US or Iran want the war to continue
The U.S. had no options. They couldn’t win the war, and couldn’t achieve any of their objectives. The US was in a position where, it wasn’t just that they couldn’t achieve their objectives, it was that even continuing to try to would guarantee that the US’s ongoing decline would be hastened, rapidly, while also having disastrous consequences for the rest of the world too (that would have only made the U.S. more of a pariah state than it already is). I think many Americans understand this but it should be crystal clear to them now - IT’S OVER. The hegemonic dominance the U.S. has enjoyed since post WW2 is irreversibly losing ground. China will replace the U.S. as the leading power in the world. And the world will be better off for it. Perfect? No. But far better off, for the simple fact China doesn’t seek to project its power through as brutal imperialist violence and domination/exploitation of the global south as the U.S. did. But the life of average Americans will get increasingly worse absent a complete replacement of the corporate duopoly that rules the population. Every American who has lived in the post WW2 era has existed in a state of privilege that depended upon the exploitation of large swaths of the world’s population, total control of institutions like the IMF which the U.S. could essentially control and act as an additional tool of exploitation, and the dollar’s global reserve currency status. The last item there may take awhile to come totally undone, and until it does the U.S. of course will maintain significant strength and importance globally… But the key word is globally. Because domestically, I promise you, the last thing the ruling class would EVER do is try to transform itself to meet the moment. No, they are going to spend the rest of the American empire’s life picking at the carcass of the country - no dollars are going to be spared from the vultures - no opportunity to profit off the populace will be left unturned. America could have done anything it wanted post WW2. Healthcare, education, infrastructure, child care, robust worker rights, etc. Now it is too late. We let corporate interests, finance, certain industries, and extreme wealth dictate policy; they did what we’d expect: suck up as much public money as they can for their own coffers. And we allowed it because our position as hegemon allowed Americans to live sufficiently comfortably, even with all the looting. The conditions that allowed for the comfortable standard of living will slowly melt away. But the looting. That will continue until every last ounce of flesh has been ripped away.
You people want there to be WW3 so bad it’s hilarious
So all that’s happened is that Iran got a more militant leader, there’s now a toll on the strait, and America looks more and more like WW2 Germany? I can’t see how anybody can claim that as a win.
Iran bombed a gas facility a couple hours ago...they're in this for the long haul, they don't care about anyone else, neither does Daddy Trump or his yes men. Buckle up, these fucking hyena's are going to start WW3.
Dismantling other countries infrastructure beyond repair and then rebuilding it because the other country doesn’t have the materials or labor to do it as quickly is kind of our thing. Why do you think the United States became an economic powerhouse after WW2?
Trump was just looking for a way to not start WW3.
People be celebrating like WW3 is over. Lol
Bro it was dudes getting capped the day they signed the WW1 armistice. Ur puts still fukt
WW4 will be Iran and US vs Israel funded by the tolldollar
What a retarded market, from now on I am always a bull, even if WW3 starts, I will buy calls, this shit just won’t stop going up
Same thing happened with the Germans in WW2. When the Germans got to Starlingrad, their supply line got cut off by the Russians, who then encircled the Germans and obliterated the 250,000 that were left, which as everyone knows eventually lead to the Germans losing the war. When Hitler first invaded Russia he said it would be over in 6 weeks, and by that stage in early 1942 they were there for an extra 6 months. Joseph Goebbels, who was in charge of the propaganda, told the German Public via a film what a great job the Germans were doing in Russia, and that victory was a certain thing, so to keep the public on his side, which proved successful. Trump is very much doing the same thing here, he lost and is trying to cover his tracks.
Since WW2 the US has championed and benefited from freedom of navigation. This was attained through the might of the US navy. No longer. The US can no longer exert military force outside its sphere of influence. Without its allies it is a paper tiger. Agreement to the Iranian 10 points including Nuclear enrichment is a devastating loss to the US who went into this war full of confidence and bluster. This is probably even more humiliating than Vietnam. But it is okay the US just cannot control the world anymore but it doesn’t stop it being a wealthy nation and doesn’t stop it being prosperous. It heralds the start of a decline as other global powers arise.
Kinda like WW2 rebuilding right? Lots of money and influence made there.
Fuck MAGAts for voting this retard into office. Also for being retards themselves. Nobody was hoping for WW3c everybody was wanting the crazy dude to fuck himself over.
Fuck bears tho 🥴 Genuinely hoping for WW3
I didn’t say it was resolved. I said most of the negatives were already priced in early on. Example: The stock market bottomed 5 months into WW2.
That is why I played this with a strangle. On the off chance he starts WW3 my portfolio would have been hedged. The more likely TACO happened, the call side paid for the hedge and I could sleep through the deadline, knowing this can’t blow up my portfolio.
Take as much Lebanon as they can while people are distracted by bloodshed and the danger of WW3.
Dumbass bears really thought 🥭 would start WW3 right before the Masters lmfao
Did that chapter include anything about humiliating military defeats and destroying the post-WW2 US Hegemony all in one month? I missed that one
It's looking more and more likely that Trump gambled last night to try and capture the enriched uranium, and when that mission failed, the initiative was lost. America had no cards left and was forced to retreat using its puppet in the region to propose a ceasefire. Americans Battlefield Stats are worthless, outside of Nuclear Triad countries, America can dominate the battlefield against any country in the world; everyone knows this. Iran just showed the world that it doesnt matter if you strategically utilise the battlefield and target America's biggest weakness, that is, the average American's ability to tolerate pain. america has had it so good for so long, the people can't suffer for the greater good like in Russia (WW2), Pakistan (Let them eat grass), China, Israel (Bunket Bullshit). This sets a precedent for China when they go for Taiwan. America can't afford another long, drawn-out war, and the American people won't pay with blood and treasure for boots on the ground. Israel is left out in the cold and doesnt appear to have a place in the Middle East, especially with Irans new found dominance. The last time something like this happened was when Britain and France went for Egypt and lost, allowing Egypt to take Suez, marking the end of the British and French empires.
Not just their home, but also the home of other nation states through the Arabian's Peninsula's history. Iran only holds one side of the chokepoint. The other is owned by the current polity of Oman. Moreover, ever since the end of WWII, all the nations of the world had a guaranteed "Freedom of the Seas" - commercial ships are free to travel even in territorial waters so long as they are purely commercial and in transit. That was perhaps the number 1 guarantee to global order - most regional and global wars before WW1 involved access to the seas to one degree or another. This idiotic confrontation between three powers has likely changed the security architecture the world has used for 80 years. Art of the Deal.
Had a feeling WW3 wouldn’t be as exciting as the original and sequel. Fuckin AI script writers
I speak for everyone when I say very big and strong and courageous decision not to do a WW3.
UPDATED US WAR SCOREBOARD POST 1940: VIETNAM: EMBARRASSED KOREA: EMBARRASSED (N.Korea uranium enrichment) AFGHANISTAN: EMBARRASSED (infinite budget vs men in tents and lost) IRAQ: EMBARRASED (Achieved literally nothing) IRAN: EMBARRASED (Iran uranium enrichment) WW2: WON (By dropping a nuke on innocent factory workers) 1/6
Wow. Iran just turned into the largest and most important toll booth in the world. Another case of doing nothing would have been better but I mean hey, I prefer this to WW3
That 10-point plan 🥭 accepted looks like what Germany "accepted" after WW2. Cant be real right?
Have no play for tomorrow but the madness taco can move this market is scarier then WW3 lol
So, an absolutely immoral genocide against a nation of 90 million people is "delayed two weeks" brokered by Pakistan, unilaterally started by a completely unhinged narcissistic pedophile dictator that theoretically has the authority to just turn on WW3 at a whim of his, fragile ego and dementia. That's what wallstreet is trading on?
pakistan saved the world from WW3 apologize to indians right now
Imagine owning retail on the cusp of WW3
Im going to save Iran and prevent WW3 the only way I know how — full port into SPXS.
Id argue WW1 comes in at a close second but yeah I agree.
Iran: We accept Pakistans ceasefire… if 🥭 gives them his FIFA Peace Prize 🥭 :…. *starts WW3*
You naively think all leaders have a grip, hell even cares about whats best for their nation. History is full of example that prove the contrary WW2 Japan just before the atomic bombs were dropped for example. Its not about Trump, its about the "Evil west and its allies". In their mind they are finding a religious figure that is the source of their hell. There is no more reasoning.
Lol WW3?? Over Iran? How can you say stuff like this and still expect people to take you seriously?
I'm not saying it ended, I'm saying it will end as swiftly as it started. This is not WW3, not remotely close.
Bers really bout to be pissed WW3 didnt happen. LMAO
motherfuckers buying puts betting on WW3 like they ain´t gonna get drafted... I bet they think they gonna have insider info in the trenches and be able to do better trades!
🥭 get the Zoom Invite for the Pakistan Peace Negoations via X. What a world we live in, where world governments use social meeting to end WW III.
not to mention the potential start of WW3
We all have about enough time to watch one of the extended Lord of the Rings movies before WW3, use your time wisely
the sheer belief in Taco essentially the market is staring down possible WW3 or $200+ oil and saying "I want to hold overnight" because they think he's gonna chicken out.
At least let us get to play GTA6 before we all get drafted for WW3. Please man.
Will be WW3. Is this 2.5 or 2.8 by now?.
Lot cooler to enter WW3 on a positive note, no?
The world's largest voting mechanism is so sure of TACO that it's willing to shrug off threats of WW3 possibly beginning tonight and Shrek the close. That's how tough people really think he is when voting with their dollars.
ok i've decided to sell out of half my WW3 position, and take on a TACO hedge. market will def fuck me by staying flat wont it
It's a race between S3 and WW3
WW3 prequel ends at 8PM, when the main show starts
He will taco or this is the end of the post WW2 economic order
btw when WW2 started in 1941 dow dropped only 20% and from 1942 to June 1945 went up by 65%...so WW3 super bullish
I'm not American and I'm not Iranian, I am not a party in this war, unless it turns into WW3. >I could stop whatever unimportant tasks I was doing like scrubbing the bathroom and call my loved ones you can do it every day regardless of whether news say that it's the end of the world or not
Ethiopia has declared war on Sudan. WW3 locked and loaded.
Isolationism is all fun and games until they start mass producing missiles that can hit the US or set up a drone and missile base in Venezuela. Same thing happened in WW2 with Pearl Harbor. People don’t want to believe the threat is real.
KUWAIT'S INTERIOR MINISTRY ASKS CITIZENS AND RESIDENTS TO STAY HOME FROM MIDNIGHT LOCAL TIME TO 6 AM ON WEDNESDAY AS A 'PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE' NGL, it's giving WW vibes
If you threaten WW3, anything less is better aka bullish. Art of the deal.
This WW3 statement is some serious drama queen stuff.
Micron was high capex spend and WW3 with Iran.
Time for calls? Fuck this is a time to STOP thinking about how to enrich ourselves and time to get this insane, demented, fucking lunatic child rapist out of office. We are on the precipice of WW3.
This is the reason why I am not playing the trade. I would rather make less money than risk losing big. But WW3 is unlikely unless China directly gets involved in war. Like directly bombing US assets or Chinese ground troops. China’s foreign policy does not allow this at this time.
c'mon bols, push harder, WW3 is bullish!
Years ago a gorilla told me WW3 would start today. A few days later they shot him. RIP Harambe.
It's easy to get sucked into the rabbit hole and spiral. But this is different. People need to protest with their wallets, their voices, inform their friends and family etc. Because this is a war (and the moves.the Trump admin is making to erode democracy in general) that could represent a major inflection point historically. You think it's stress inducing to hear news. How do you think it would feel to be in one of the Gulf coast countries right now trying to distract your children as missiles are rocking your building. Just go peruse the UAE sub. Fuck feel so bad for them. Let's alone the Iranian people who are getting fucked all around. Because this shit could easily spiral into WW3. Probably not, but people need to let their elected leaders know none of this is acceptable (at the least).
If 🥭 was gonna start WW3 I wish he would have done it before I had to work this dumb shift
Low volume pump into close was so obvious. Can't wait to buy puts for the WW3 announcement tonight!
Well good news for you because VOO has consistently averaged 10% gains annually despite politically created turbulence and market recession is typically the cause of geopolitical conflict rather than vice versa. The Great Depression caused WW2 not the other way around.
The bet is 1dte puts or calls. Totally depends what you think will happen. Either TACO or WW3.