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WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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WW4, 911 2.0, next 10 Ayatollah rotations are all priced in. It's all green from here
Since you asked nicely I'll actually give you a few The entire premise is flawed because the Allies knew about and followed the German retreat (Operation Albrich) for weeks, not some "oh shit they left lol" moment. The Allies had made their own preparations to advance as close as possible behind the Germans as they retreated to keep up pressure. It wasn't unplanned or unexpected. There's literally no reason for a battalion to advance alone without support or rearguard to maintain communications. Advances were always made with supporting elements so the idea a whole battalion just got excited and ran ahead is fucking stupid. Trench communication didn't even use runners unless there was no other option because they were unreliable compared to other methods. Most comms were done with telegraph, radio, signal flare, and pigeons and even then at least 3 other "runner pairs" would have been sent. The number and carelessness of both the British advance and German rearguard is incredible. Like there's a (lone) sniper in this town who waits until Major/Captain/whatever Mark Strong is gone before opening up on a random nothing British soldier instead of an actual target then the British column moves in daylight and with no cover across enemy country during and advance (also apparently alone). Then the Germans are literally just wandering around this burning town instead of acting as a rearguard. Like the enemy is advancing as their own forces retreat and the Germans in Ecoust literally don't give a fuck. That's weird. The attack by Benedict Cumrag: The Worst Fucking Part. This grand attack scene fucking sucks. So there's a battalion racing ahead alone, fine. That battalion is somehow commanded by drunk children, fine. Why the fuck is this dipshit attacking a fortified position with no support again, no artillery, no reconaissance, and seemingly no real plan since a battalion would never be able to hold any position they've taken, and like the movie says, they're all fucking alone anyway so who is holding their OG position and who will relieve them in their old position, oh wait fucking nobody? Fuck yeah, send em over the top in a moronic mass wave instead of in sections utilizing cover like real attacks did. Not to mention, Cumrag is a Colonel so who the fuck told him to attack anyway? Large operations were planned faaaaar above his level and he oughta be shot for even launching that attack even if it was successful. Like I said the first time, very well made and acted movie, I genuinely like it and have watched it multiple times. It has a cool vibe and the emotion is real. I literally never said the movie wasn't good, just that it doesn't make sense as the gritty, realistic portrayal of WW1 it really wants to be because it gets so much wrong militarily and even historically. I could keep going and going but I won't because WSB retards aren't worth the effort. I'll just ramble to my wife's boyfriend like usual. Super nice guy, always lies down and closes his eyes to listen to me better.
Bols: jUst bUy the DiP 🤣🤣 This is WW3 regards
pretty much. Thats why korean stocks, rams, ssd's etc will be dropping cause production will halt. Semiconductors will also be hit cause of Taiwan. Orange man and his admin have IQ's in the double digits and honestly, the thing i'm most scared of is that they nuke iran to save face and end it quickly. if that happens we're 100% in a WW3 situation.
we already got WW2 like footage of a submarine blowing up a frigate like quit being greedy
Middle east spiral into WW3 will continue. This week worse than the last. Next week worse than that.
1 week into WW3. Start keeping a journal, kids might study you in class one day
As long as he listens to Netanyahu, then until WW3.
There are tons of predictions with this exact outcome. Crazy crazy stuff, sadly the us is no longer a super power and we haven’t been for sometime. We just stood behind the illusion of the WW2 victory. The world is about to change.
Beaten in WW2, hence them being x axis
Because most ppl on here are day trading for mc ds 
WW3 is bullish guys buy the dip before the nukes go off.
WW3 pending. Rampant fascism. Mass layoffs/sky rocketing unemployment You: BuY tHe DiP gUyS!!!!111one At what point do the gains become blood money? At what point are you manufacturing weapons for the bad guys simply because they pay too? We're all so incredibly fucked. Calls on doomsday bunkers and soylent.
lmao we all gonna need a handful/mouthful of new skills when WW3 kicks in harder
That's be a stupid fucking move right before WW3. They're gonna want that oil later for the Fury Road.
Why did you post this? I was ready to start buying given all the doomer WW3 posts
I mean, it only took 2 bombs to stop the Japanese Empire when people thought there were going to be boots on the ground for years in WW2. If you're a high-ranking member of the regime, chances are you're just as vulnerable to bombs as other human beings. US and Israel's intelligence is pretty insane, if they want someone, they'll find them. They might essentially have the same thing that happened to Hamas and Hezbollah, where they basically get completely neutered by precises attacks. I mean, yeah, those groups still exist, but they're extremely diminished compared to when they had full power and that might be enough to encourage groups to overthrow the regime when they're on their backfoot.
Oil prices are high because the vanquished refuse to unconditionally surrender. People should know when they are conquered. Oil prices will fall rapidly once Iran accepts President Trump's merciful offer of unconditional surrender. Iran was going to attack first, if Trump didn't do it. Trump just prevented Nuclear WW3 and will bring everlasting peace, prosperity, and democracy to the Middle East. So much winning, America will easily prevail. The victory will be Biblical. Trump didn't start this war, he's finishing it. Trump needs to be involved in selecting the next leader of Iran. The United States does not negotiate with terrorists.
It’s not “tensions” in the Middle East, it’s actual, full-on war. We conducted a decapitation strike on a radical state of 92 million people who have been preparing for a war with the west and the gulf states for decades. We are witnessing the first days of WW3, it’s just not obvious yet. Give it a few weeks…
Imagine if WSB got deployed for WW3 but we still had our emojis
They hated him for he spoke the truth. Everyone who talks about “living through historical events” is a whiny fuckin baby. Try WW1 or WW2 out on for size, or maybe The Great Depression. Pussies.
People with $70k sitting around to capitalize on WW3 are going to get eaten first in the post apocalyptic hellscape.
Next time we need to buy oil before WW3 starts
Waiting it out like waiting out WW2. Nikkei 225 took 30 years to break out of stagnation. Or full port puts and go in gold, oil, energy
Jesus fucking Christ do you even hear yourself? Yea COVID is the most important in the 21st century no shit. But wow, a disease with a 99%+ survival rate and the fastest vaccine development we’ve ever seen is comparable to World War II? That might be the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever heard. You literally can’t even compare it with the Spanish flu. As much as 100 million people died with the Spanish flu. There was no vaccine either. And countries were faced with the flu right after facing ww1. You had the panic of 1910, WW1, depression of 1920, Spanish flu, dust bowl, Great Depression, ww2, and if you were born in 1910 you would have seen all this. “COVID was like being in the front lines of the battle of Stalingrad bro!”
COVID sent my shares to the moon, what makes y'all think WW3 won't send them to the moon's moon?
Yo you are not lying, thank God China not oil dependent, we just blew up an oil depot… that’s gonna piss off a lot of people. Hopefully WW3 doesn’t happen. Killing peoples is overrated. I never want trigger time again
I'm sick of these non-AI crashes (WW3 and Liberation Day), fucking crash the AI bubble already.
I hope the money I make from puts tomorrow will be worth something in the new world order economy after WW3
Gen Z deals with COVID, AI taking jobs, upcoming WW3: When does the pain end? Millennials: *It never does.*
It's easy to TACO on tariffs. But WW3 is a bit more tricky.
Best start believing in Cyberpunk Dystopia, WW3, etc.
oh don't get me wrong, i got lots of index orders in for over night and the morning , but i would prefer the prelude to WW3 not be the reason i am getting filled :/
WW5 starting tomorrow. It’s gonna be SO YUGE that’s it will skip 3 and 4
https://www.macrotrends.net/1369/crude-oil-price-history-chart Look at the second chart here. The inflation adjusted oil price since WW2. 2008 was the all time high at $208 in today's dollars. That was because spare capacity was zero. Today we are 20 million barrels per day short. It's a much more severe situation.
Don’t open the casino! Let’s just keep markets closed for the next 5 years until WW3 has blown over!
Dude on r/conservative is saying that 🥭 prevented WW3 by attacking Iran. Lmao
$200 oil would stop non war production in its tracks. So you would have either the great depression, or WW3. How do you plan on making money off this thesis??
Always worry, could be a plague, WW3, economic collapse, nuke explosion. Can't trade like that
Yeah it’s not a good thought…there’s also precedent in our country for more than 2 terms which was obviously WW2. Triggering a war or even WW3 when US military and their allies are still the top dogs of global power is the easiest way to seize power if you don’t care about the lives lost along the way. Hope I’m just doomsdaying but it ain’t looking good imo
This will not go the way you think it will. The Strait is very narrow at certain points and a merchant marine style WW2 guidance through it with USN assets will probably do the opposite of what you think. I think you'll see atleast a couple oil tankers at the bottom of the Strait and if things pop off maybe even a USN asset. Not the move you're looking for.
Yeah and while they are only about 4.5% of the global supply it's not really that, it's the idea that they will probably go for other nations that produce a lot more now that have supported US bases. They will be even more emboldened to dump anyone crossing the Strait and if you look at the chokepoints and depth of the Strait you know a WW2 merchant marine style guiding by the USN is a horrific idea.
Ber sound smart, bol make money. We could drop nukes, a plague could hit, WW3, an asteroid. It's so easy to logically consider all the bad outcomes, but the reality is that ... Nothing ever happens
He said the WW3 thing in 2014. It's only circulating again now because people are desperately trying to get people to stop selling
You think WW2 started in a day? Lots of people lived their life like nothing happened.
Warren Buffett masterminded this entire WW3 so he can unleash the war chest and buy out every single SP500 company in cash
Is the WW3 in the room with us right now?
Well at least the WW3 quote is real
Everyone knows the start date of WW3. It was 28th February 2026. ayatollah ali khamenei is the WW3’s version of franz ferdinand.
Cause he always said he never knew how the market would move. If he knew start date of WW3 he still wouldn't know how the market would react to it.
> They just don't have the money. This is by design. Europe is full of "old money" whether liquid or physical assets. The WW2 aftermath has benefitted certain family ancestry lines and allowed generational wealth to accumulate so much that it's impossible to catch up for the common citizen because they have ingrained a culture that is the opposite of what is required for growth. What I'm really trying to say here is that the higher class purposely keeps the status quo, meaning having a social contract between institutions/governments and employees that is fair and balanced so people won't feel the need to revolt, while the upper class enjoys an extraordinary life. It's a shame I don't remember the video title anymore but it was on DW's youtube channel where they were interviewing a bunch of CEOs from germany and one (if not more) openly admitted that the pay gap between workers and owners is something they take very seriously so things don't get out of hand.
Showed up on my feed. I'm not 100% removed from what is going on in the world.... But long term when you expect Nuclear WW3 (And I did 20 years ago), you prioritize differently. Also different life path. I'm long term thinker...maybe u just quarterly.
Cuz even though we're in WW3 the clown is posting about banks passing the crypto bill.
Absolutely, and I've been right every time. Each weekend ber preach WW3, every Monday we moon, for like 5 years now, ber not been right once
That's nonsense, sorry. A US submarine surfacing in Sri Lanka after sinking a lone Iranian ship is certainly not under any kind of threat. The exception in WW2 was made when the allies made a policy of bombing German U-boats that surfaced to rescue survivors of their torpedoes.
can u imagine starting a WW3 just to cover up some decades old sex tapes....I get it if it was for the money and you short the market and wnat to feel like a king for a day or so
It’s a bull run forever now, the markets make no sense the past 3 years. Future of everything is priced in. Nothing matters even WW3 couldn’t stop this forever bull run
Korea, Vietnam, WW2, WW1. All four started when Dems were in office.
>You are using wartime rules when, as of the sinking of that ship, war had not been declared. Unnecessary sophistry: the US hasn't declared war since WW2, not in Korea, not in Vietnam, not in the Gulf Wars, and so on. Britain didn't declare war on Argentina during the Falkland War. >Otherwise, we could freely destroy every ship in everyone else's navy and say "too bad, they shouldn't have been in the water because we are sinking all the ships, lol" I'll let you in on a secret, but that's usually how it's done.
Thing is with Iran off the table it’s more like WW2.5. Russia invades the Baltic’s (intel reports from last 48h suggest they’re beginning early stage planning/prep) and China blockades Taiwan. US is hoping SE pacific ally’s join in. NK invades the south etc etc. not sure it’ll spill as wide as the other world wars where every continent on earth was involved.
Crazy to me still that in WW2 US nuke Japan and on civilians ! Everyone’s like ok 👌 Surrender . But ok ! 👍
People give BlackRock their money, and BlackRock invest it for them. Some of these investments are liquid, which means you can sell them and get the money out quickly and easily. Some of the investments are illiquid, which means you can't get the money out quickly or easily. For example, a house is illiquid. It's all well and good knowing it's worth lots of money - but it takes months to sell a house, and even then if you sell it quickly you will get a rubbish price for it. Illiquid investments can pay more, in much the same way a fixed savings account earns more than an instant access account. BlackRock have a pretty good idea about how much people want to withdraw each month in normal circumstances, and they make sure to keep enough money accessible to cover this. The rest goes into illiquid investments and earns a higher return. If more people than normal want to withdraw their money, it's all there....they just can't access it. This is why they put a limit on how much can be withdrawn. If they did start selling illiquid investments, it would be to the detriment of people who aren't selling, so BlackRock are trying to strike a balance between letting people withdraw their money, and protecting the people who are still invested. People who put their money in have benefitted from higher returns because of the illiquid holdings. They could have invested in something easy access, but they chose this and accepted that they might not be able to access their money immediately when they want it. It's not inherently broken or scary, it's just normal behaviour given the current global uncertainty. Are markets about to plummet because of WW3? Is this all going to blow over and we will look back in 6 months thinking it was a buying opportunity? Who knows - but BlackRock limiting withdrawals has no bearing on markets, or if things are about to go up or down from here.
again?? fml. how long do we have to see that guy shit himself on TV while ordering the world into WW3 ? Guys do something omg. its your country, your president. I cant do shit, none of us europoorians can.
I remember accusations of WW3. How about now?
Read a bonehead comment yesterday where some bonehead said WW3 ain't gonna happen because nothing ever happens. Bro, why do you think it's THREE and not WW1??
Did you make a profit? If so, don't worry. Besides, WW3 has started and I bet you a dollar the market is down 15% by end of May...
If it didin’t stagnate during the great depression nor WW2 it wont now either. The second the market crashes that hard you’ll be happy if you’re alive, always invest. It ALWAYS recovers.
WW3 --> Bones Spurs = Trans!
As a Millenial…WW3, gas at $150/barrel, and rising unemployment rates is just another week. So buying shares instead of options.
“Unconditional surrender”…bro is really cosplaying some WW2 fantasy type shit
Probably technically started in 2022, same way WW2 technically started in 37 with the Japanese invasion of China
Hilarious, “low” price of gas was the last thing Trump could grasp onto. Then they went and started WW3 so he could distract from the fact that he’s a pedophile.
I started betting against my gut and Im winning - WW3, job losses and oil going way up? Great buy calls at open
WW3 heating up, unemployment increasing, it makes sense
You forgot to add the most important facts L - Korea L - Vietnam L - Afghanistan L - Iraq (strategically) Just waiting to add L - Iran That's a lot of Americans sent off to die overseas for failure. It's like the populace is still living off the WW2 libration campaign and wiping out entire cities like thanos by dropping nukes.
WW3 and not much of a red move still. Market seems to think this won’t go on much longer. Big if true.
Don't forget Republican Herbert Hoover. Great Depression and turning a blind eye to the Nazis making WW2 inevitable.
I agree it's absolutely pathetic that Israel needs to push the United States to do the right thing. We should have done this on our own a long time ago. I understand the legal distinction between a declared war and "other" military operations, but it's really semantics at this point. The United States hasn't declared war since WW2, but nobody sabe would argue that the US hasn't fought a lot of wars in the past 80 years.
Looking back at history, the Nazis didnt think they were the bad guys. I hate being part of this ameroca where half of it thinks that MAGA are the good guys. When WW3 starts, at this rate, we are gonna be stuck on this sinking ship. All because of the orange Hitler with alzheimers
Bears never learn lmao One red day and bears are back spamming about WW3 and world economic collapse. You gonna look silly bears like you always do when we V. We always V. Zoom out the SPY chart bets
fatty made the economy so bad he had to rape kids and start WW3 for distractions
Eye on the prize fellas...This is a BULL market WW3 started and 🌈bers cant even break the range
”WW3 is starting” And its just another war in the middle east🥀🥀🥀
After WW2 stocks skyrocketed. All you need to do is buy all dips for 5 years.
\>Displays horrible judgement and impulse control to the point of complete loss of NW. \>Believes WW3 is about to start and that memes are going to be the reality I mean...checks out for consistency
restarting the draft you could kiss the GOP as you know it goodbye. No one wants to fight in forever wars anymore except for maybe the most delusional people. Everyone already knows the GWOT was an old man's war fought on a bunch of lies just like this one is ridiculous. Gone are the days of WW2 where people would line up to fight proudly for their country let alone get drafted.
Yeah we're still paying for the price controls from WW2, that's why our "insurance" is half paid for by employers and is astronomically high thanks to the hidden cost. I mean it's worse thanks to Obamacare, but even prior to that prices were pretty eyewatering.
looks like WW3 before GTA6 according to inverse Cramer, well regards, nice meeting you all 🖖
Oh yeah tell me more about how we left Japan and Germany after WW2... Say your oil puts position or stfu.
everything is fine, its just that we are kind of in indirect WW2 i sit in europoor and my gas rose already 20% putin said we get no more gaz qatar has no more gaz the strait is anyways blocked ahh and did i mention that my portfolio is bleeding from eyes, ears, nose, mouth and likely it leaks from the ass, too? thanks stable geniuses. Great. This is how the world should be in 2026. Complete shameless hillbilly Law of the strongest.
It's very well made and acted but the whole premise doesn't make sense. The whole military situation doesn't hold up to scrutiny and exists just to make sure the main guy suffers for his success instead of being the accurate depiction of WW1 it wants to be