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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
I´m limited by the brokers in my country
WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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Same thing happened with the Germans in WW2. When the Germans got to Starlingrad, their supply line got cut off by the Russians, who then encircled the Germans and obliterated the 250,000 that were left, which as everyone knows eventually lead to the Germans losing the war. When Hitler first invaded Russia he said it would be over in 6 weeks, and by that stage in early 1942 they were there for an extra 6 months. Joseph Goebbels, who was in charge of the propaganda, told the German Public via a film what a great job the Germans were doing in Russia, and that victory was a certain thing, so to keep the public on his side, which proved successful. Trump is very much doing the same thing here, he lost and is trying to cover his tracks.
Since WW2 the US has championed and benefited from freedom of navigation. This was attained through the might of the US navy. No longer. The US can no longer exert military force outside its sphere of influence. Without its allies it is a paper tiger. Agreement to the Iranian 10 points including Nuclear enrichment is a devastating loss to the US who went into this war full of confidence and bluster. This is probably even more humiliating than Vietnam. But it is okay the US just cannot control the world anymore but it doesn’t stop it being a wealthy nation and doesn’t stop it being prosperous. It heralds the start of a decline as other global powers arise.
Kinda like WW2 rebuilding right? Lots of money and influence made there.
Fuck MAGAts for voting this retard into office. Also for being retards themselves. Nobody was hoping for WW3c everybody was wanting the crazy dude to fuck himself over.
Fuck bears tho 🥴 Genuinely hoping for WW3
I didn’t say it was resolved. I said most of the negatives were already priced in early on. Example: The stock market bottomed 5 months into WW2.
That is why I played this with a strangle. On the off chance he starts WW3 my portfolio would have been hedged. The more likely TACO happened, the call side paid for the hedge and I could sleep through the deadline, knowing this can’t blow up my portfolio.
Take as much Lebanon as they can while people are distracted by bloodshed and the danger of WW3.
Dumbass bears really thought 🥭 would start WW3 right before the Masters lmfao
Did that chapter include anything about humiliating military defeats and destroying the post-WW2 US Hegemony all in one month? I missed that one
It's looking more and more likely that Trump gambled last night to try and capture the enriched uranium, and when that mission failed, the initiative was lost. America had no cards left and was forced to retreat using its puppet in the region to propose a ceasefire. Americans Battlefield Stats are worthless, outside of Nuclear Triad countries, America can dominate the battlefield against any country in the world; everyone knows this. Iran just showed the world that it doesnt matter if you strategically utilise the battlefield and target America's biggest weakness, that is, the average American's ability to tolerate pain. america has had it so good for so long, the people can't suffer for the greater good like in Russia (WW2), Pakistan (Let them eat grass), China, Israel (Bunket Bullshit). This sets a precedent for China when they go for Taiwan. America can't afford another long, drawn-out war, and the American people won't pay with blood and treasure for boots on the ground. Israel is left out in the cold and doesnt appear to have a place in the Middle East, especially with Irans new found dominance. The last time something like this happened was when Britain and France went for Egypt and lost, allowing Egypt to take Suez, marking the end of the British and French empires.
Not just their home, but also the home of other nation states through the Arabian's Peninsula's history. Iran only holds one side of the chokepoint. The other is owned by the current polity of Oman. Moreover, ever since the end of WWII, all the nations of the world had a guaranteed "Freedom of the Seas" - commercial ships are free to travel even in territorial waters so long as they are purely commercial and in transit. That was perhaps the number 1 guarantee to global order - most regional and global wars before WW1 involved access to the seas to one degree or another. This idiotic confrontation between three powers has likely changed the security architecture the world has used for 80 years. Art of the Deal.
Had a feeling WW3 wouldn’t be as exciting as the original and sequel. Fuckin AI script writers
I speak for everyone when I say very big and strong and courageous decision not to do a WW3.
UPDATED US WAR SCOREBOARD POST 1940: VIETNAM: EMBARRASSED KOREA: EMBARRASSED (N.Korea uranium enrichment) AFGHANISTAN: EMBARRASSED (infinite budget vs men in tents and lost) IRAQ: EMBARRASED (Achieved literally nothing) IRAN: EMBARRASED (Iran uranium enrichment) WW2: WON (By dropping a nuke on innocent factory workers) 1/6
Wow. Iran just turned into the largest and most important toll booth in the world. Another case of doing nothing would have been better but I mean hey, I prefer this to WW3
That 10-point plan 🥭 accepted looks like what Germany "accepted" after WW2. Cant be real right?
Have no play for tomorrow but the madness taco can move this market is scarier then WW3 lol
So, an absolutely immoral genocide against a nation of 90 million people is "delayed two weeks" brokered by Pakistan, unilaterally started by a completely unhinged narcissistic pedophile dictator that theoretically has the authority to just turn on WW3 at a whim of his, fragile ego and dementia. That's what wallstreet is trading on?
pakistan saved the world from WW3 apologize to indians right now
Imagine owning retail on the cusp of WW3
Im going to save Iran and prevent WW3 the only way I know how — full port into SPXS.
Id argue WW1 comes in at a close second but yeah I agree.
Iran: We accept Pakistans ceasefire… if 🥭 gives them his FIFA Peace Prize 🥭 :…. *starts WW3*
You naively think all leaders have a grip, hell even cares about whats best for their nation. History is full of example that prove the contrary WW2 Japan just before the atomic bombs were dropped for example. Its not about Trump, its about the "Evil west and its allies". In their mind they are finding a religious figure that is the source of their hell. There is no more reasoning.
Lol WW3?? Over Iran? How can you say stuff like this and still expect people to take you seriously?
I'm not saying it ended, I'm saying it will end as swiftly as it started. This is not WW3, not remotely close.
Bers really bout to be pissed WW3 didnt happen. LMAO
motherfuckers buying puts betting on WW3 like they ain´t gonna get drafted... I bet they think they gonna have insider info in the trenches and be able to do better trades!
🥭 get the Zoom Invite for the Pakistan Peace Negoations via X. What a world we live in, where world governments use social meeting to end WW III.
not to mention the potential start of WW3
We all have about enough time to watch one of the extended Lord of the Rings movies before WW3, use your time wisely
the sheer belief in Taco essentially the market is staring down possible WW3 or $200+ oil and saying "I want to hold overnight" because they think he's gonna chicken out.
At least let us get to play GTA6 before we all get drafted for WW3. Please man.
Will be WW3. Is this 2.5 or 2.8 by now?.
Lot cooler to enter WW3 on a positive note, no?
The world's largest voting mechanism is so sure of TACO that it's willing to shrug off threats of WW3 possibly beginning tonight and Shrek the close. That's how tough people really think he is when voting with their dollars.
ok i've decided to sell out of half my WW3 position, and take on a TACO hedge. market will def fuck me by staying flat wont it
It's a race between S3 and WW3
WW3 prequel ends at 8PM, when the main show starts
He will taco or this is the end of the post WW2 economic order
btw when WW2 started in 1941 dow dropped only 20% and from 1942 to June 1945 went up by 65%...so WW3 super bullish
I'm not American and I'm not Iranian, I am not a party in this war, unless it turns into WW3. >I could stop whatever unimportant tasks I was doing like scrubbing the bathroom and call my loved ones you can do it every day regardless of whether news say that it's the end of the world or not
Ethiopia has declared war on Sudan. WW3 locked and loaded.
Isolationism is all fun and games until they start mass producing missiles that can hit the US or set up a drone and missile base in Venezuela. Same thing happened in WW2 with Pearl Harbor. People don’t want to believe the threat is real.
KUWAIT'S INTERIOR MINISTRY ASKS CITIZENS AND RESIDENTS TO STAY HOME FROM MIDNIGHT LOCAL TIME TO 6 AM ON WEDNESDAY AS A 'PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE' NGL, it's giving WW vibes
If you threaten WW3, anything less is better aka bullish. Art of the deal.
This WW3 statement is some serious drama queen stuff.
Micron was high capex spend and WW3 with Iran.
Time for calls? Fuck this is a time to STOP thinking about how to enrich ourselves and time to get this insane, demented, fucking lunatic child rapist out of office. We are on the precipice of WW3.
This is the reason why I am not playing the trade. I would rather make less money than risk losing big. But WW3 is unlikely unless China directly gets involved in war. Like directly bombing US assets or Chinese ground troops. China’s foreign policy does not allow this at this time.
c'mon bols, push harder, WW3 is bullish!
Years ago a gorilla told me WW3 would start today. A few days later they shot him. RIP Harambe.
It's easy to get sucked into the rabbit hole and spiral. But this is different. People need to protest with their wallets, their voices, inform their friends and family etc. Because this is a war (and the moves.the Trump admin is making to erode democracy in general) that could represent a major inflection point historically. You think it's stress inducing to hear news. How do you think it would feel to be in one of the Gulf coast countries right now trying to distract your children as missiles are rocking your building. Just go peruse the UAE sub. Fuck feel so bad for them. Let's alone the Iranian people who are getting fucked all around. Because this shit could easily spiral into WW3. Probably not, but people need to let their elected leaders know none of this is acceptable (at the least).
If 🥭 was gonna start WW3 I wish he would have done it before I had to work this dumb shift
Low volume pump into close was so obvious. Can't wait to buy puts for the WW3 announcement tonight!
Well good news for you because VOO has consistently averaged 10% gains annually despite politically created turbulence and market recession is typically the cause of geopolitical conflict rather than vice versa. The Great Depression caused WW2 not the other way around.
The bet is 1dte puts or calls. Totally depends what you think will happen. Either TACO or WW3.
Lol WW3 tonight and market is like... meh, whatever!
I'm really not sure Americans can perceive real threats. They've been conditioned to think only about culture wars. Much of the rest of the world have visceral memories of actual war. In the US almost all the people that saw WW2 are gone or fading fast.
Write, China has entered the WW3 group chat
This sounds like he's gonna drop a nuke. WW3 will officially kick off if he does.
The nuclear deterrent works based on the principle of mutually assured destruction. As soon as one nuclear atate launches an intercontinetnal ballistic missle at another, the other would 'launch on warning' their wntire arsenal in relation and both states would be completely wiped out. People have mwntioned that at the end of WW2 only the USA had an atomic bomb, as they had just invented it. So there was no deterant of MAD at that point. What is important to note here is that MAD onky exists between nuclear armed atates. Iran cannot relariate. In theory, the USA could easily nuke Iran and survive. The nuclear powers have systems designed to detect missile launches within minutes and some states (especially Russia) may call in their “launch on warning” capability if they aren't sure they're not the target. This exists to avoid losing their arsenal in a first strike. This is the risk, but the USA would almost certainly warn them first.
A nuke starts WW3, even Trump isn’t that stupid.
On the cusp of WW3 but Spy still being regarded staying above 650.
I’m just salty we’re getting WW3 before GTA 6
Scary bizarre logic...in WW2 the US justified the use of nukes because it "saved millions of lives" by avoiding a grinding ground war in Japan. Today as we contemplate a grinding ground war in Iran how long before some nut job suggests a way to "save millions of lives" right now. I thought i had seen it all, man was I naive.
Why is this so new to people? The US has been bombing countries it’s been at war with into the Stone Age since WW2. Germany, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq. What makes this so unhinged is that it’s not couched in humanitarian language or usual war is hell rhetoric. It’s all just out in the open, Trump admits it with no pretense.
The narcissist has gone completely insane. Time to put a stop to this madness before we kill millions of civilians, ruin the world economy, and start WW3. Trump sounds like someone in an insane asylum. I would not let trump use an oven, much less control the military.
Given the history of the US after WW2, I think he represents it pretty well. Just like Hegseth is an appropriate representation of a military that has engaged in countless unjustified, unlawful wars and countless attacks against weddings, hospitals, civil shelters and other war crimes. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United\_States\_war\_crimes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_war_crimes)
Destroying public infrastructure alone does not constitute genocide. It may be considered a War Crime as per the Geneva conventions that happened following WW2. They also define 'Genocide', but simple attacking civilian infrastructure isn't enough to qualify. Genocide was brought up because the President said "A whole civilization will die tonight". That would most definitely be a Genocide.
Congress hasn't actually approved a "war" since WW2. Everything since has been an something else
Really? Allies bombing infrastructure in WW2 is obviously not similar to bombing infrastructure in Iran?
Hegseth is there. Trump is there. When Vance is distracted by a sweet looking sectional.....they both would. YEs we live in a world where WW3 is being held back by a couch fucking yes man.
Trump would be the asshole to start WW3 on a Friday and not on a SUnday night....
He is willing to start WW3 than to let the Epstein files come out. It makes you think what else are in those files…. What a piece of garbage
Curious, are you of the option that the allies commiting genocide against Germany in WW2?
US voters have no power, as a small group can control the USA and the western world simply paying for access to lobbying. The game, as is, since WW2 works this way. This was always a van with a stone brick on the gas pedal, and no brakes whatsoever. Dear rest of the world, it was scheduled, you had time.
I'm just a pleb but I don't think it would spark WW3 because if it did, we ALL die... and we wouldn't nuke Iran because Isreal would get radioactive fallout and they are our bedfellows, for better or worse.
There will be no taco. This is no different or less important than what we had to do to Germany in WW2. We did a lot worse to them.
on the brink of WW3 and SPY wants to go green haahahahahahahah this market is so manipulated its not funny lol
Trump has officially ended the post WW2 era. In return for providing safeguards we set up an economic system that heavily favored the United States, and Trump blew it up (figuratively and looking like literally).
Yes, escalation leading into countries like Russia possibly nuking Ukraine if nothing happens for US nuking Iran, eventually leading to WW3.
He's gonna justify it by saying they dropped nukes on Japan to save a million American soldiers lives during WW2 and that he's saving the world from a nuclear terrorist state lol
Yes, it would. The U.S. probably won't launch a nuke, but if Israel does, then China will launch one at Israel, and after that, it's WW3.
It would completely eviscerate the existing world order. You would see any and all reliance in the US quickly be withdrawn. WW3 may or may not follow, but it would be intensely chaotic/a world-ending level conflict.
Sounds like incoming nuke? Would this spark WW3?
It all depends on framing. Both US WW presidents have been elected on non-intervention platform. And both worked hard to get US involved eventually. Trump is similar from this perspective. He didn’t create Iran problem - it was always there. And the odds of military conflict rose after the start of Russo-Ukrainian war and 7th October attack. The backdrop of China also is not on Trump. These are external events and realities. They had to be addressed one way or the other. The way Trump stumbled into this though is indeed consequential.
Just don't ask about those pesky Epstein files again or he'll eventually have to launch WW3 to divert attention away once more...
Thank god it's TACO Tuesday and not Thursday. Otherwise WW3
> President Trump says he wants to seize Iran's oil. > "It's there for the taking. There's not a thing they could do about it." He's gonna do it. Could spark the most significant conflict since WW2 if he does.
Samsies praying on the switch to nuclear but its like fuck we cant get off the oil even if WW3 depends on it :(