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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
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WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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Yeah. Some parts of the tabloid media are going all in on nuclear war fears and people who don’t know anything about politics and history are lapping it up. The difference between what’s happening now and WW3 is a giant chasm.
Wouldn't it be crazy if we get WW3 AND cheap oil?
"Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich has said that Israel’s response to Iran’s attack should inflict a 'disproportionate toll' and 'rock Tehran' to deter Iran from future strikes." WW3 confirmed.
My luck, finally get lambo WW3
1. We are not close to ''WW3'' 2. Money doesn't evaporate from financial markets just because of risk, shit's already inherently risky 3. War is generally bullish You are onto something with China and Taiwan, that is a massive threat to the global stock market. But that's not happening right now, maybe it won't happen either, we don't know.
What are you smoking,what war? Russia with left over weapons from WW2 that cant even take 2 provinces in country that basically has no army,Iran that only has 30 older military aircrafts..cmon this is laughable
Why worry about stocks if we have WW3? If we all get nuked, your money wont be available in many places - and might not be good anyway. May as well say that The Rapture is coming so give all your money to the church.
We are so far from WW3 it is not even funny. Believe it or not the players involved like USA, Russia, Iran, are very skilled at not escalating. Iran in particular is an expert at launching realitory responses that dont actually do anything. Do you think Israel is about to go gang buster on Iran for *checks notes*.....injuring 1 person? The Ukraine was is going to become a stalemate and just an everyday fact of life. China is no where near ready to invade Taiwan.
WW3 incoming with pics of a B52H loading up what look like a nuclear warhead
9/11 was fairly easy to predict given the run up. Not time and nature of the attack but it seemed obvious at the time that something would big happen soon. The 2008-09 crash was also easy. I worked in the industry and could see the scams happening. Anyway, still don’t think we’re going to a hot WW3 now
>This might be in the beginning of a major war. All thing you said is fine except the last statement (above)! Yes, IMO, this is the next market crash until recession (very Likely Oct-Dec 2024 bottom), but not a WW3. This is just a correction/recession what FED is introducing to control inflation. It ends there! Safety is cash and some extend Treasury which is where I am now.
This is not the closest we have ever bee to WW3. Far from it. Your fear mongering is moot anyway because nuclear war equals extinction
The U.S. and Russia came extraordinarily close to actual nuclear war multiple times. This isn’t the closest we’ve been to WW3
WW3 = bol v ber for SPY 500
If oil down below where it was April 1st, risk of WW3 likely over.
Just start WW3 and get over with it
I've said WW3 would have to happen for the market to end red this year.....
I know China=bad. But considering all this Tesla malarkey, and considering you can find ‘made in China’ on half of the things you own, my BYD shares are gonna let me retire at 30, unless China starts WW3. But that doesn’t matter because I wouldn’t make it to 30 in that case. It’s a win win
Just sanctions, as one would expect. Business as normal. WW3 cancelled, puts on Vault-Tec.
They were shepards with knife against the UN back then, with the UN being battle hardened thru WW2. Now it's the other way around UN and US are litterally having low milatary enrollment rate (going so far to cater to LGBTQ+ F so people join) while Syria and Iraq is battle hardened thru their US conflict and iran and Palestine hv been in conflict with Isreal for 6 decades. The moment US leaves Isreal, Isreal would be ravage like the town whore. 
QQQ looks like it’s ready to rally on the end of WW3
Who tf cares about WW3 , we just need to make money lol get them puts n calls correctly
TSM won't matter if WW3 turns into a cyberwar.
Now that we've priced in WW3 The return of shrek candles
That's right baby! Even on the verge of WW3, Netflix is picking back where it should be and will blow away with blockbuster earnings 🖥 🎬 🛋 ❤️ 💋
WW3 averted, art of the deal: US to impose new sanctions targeting Iran's missile and drone program https://m.jpost.com/international/article-797500
Sitting on the sidelines. Want to see how this WW3 thing plays out
Can Israel just attack Iran already and we can start WW3 so I can throw my money into war and gun stocks or can they just announce a truce or not attack and go back to just killing Palestinians and the world can go back to normal? I hate this massive edging Israel is doing to us.
sooo.. some persons are talking about WW3 and J Pow about Jim Carrey... take what you want from this.
> The Chinese are dumping US treasuries and buying gold and building up their gold reserves. We don't have evidence for this. Starting around 2015 there were a lot of headlines about Chinese selling of treasuries. This did happen. The "selling" and shifting did not. The Chinese central bank wrote a lot of loans to 3rd world countries using treasuries so for example they give relatively short term treasuries to Brazil, that debt dollarizes and turns into spending and they are now holding Brazilian debt not treasuries on their own books. There also has been a slight shift from treasuries to corporate bonds in their preference for USA dollar assets: https://cdn.cfr.org/sites/default/files/styles/large_xl_2x_680/public/image/2023/10/NEW%20NEW%20TIC%2026.jpg.webp . The reality is though that since 2015 dollar based (USA based) debt has been 58% of Chinese reserves against developed countries fairly steadily even those reserves themselves have shrunk some. As far as gold holdings. the Chinese are buying about $7b a year in gold for reserves. Which is not nothing. But it is a blip on their reserves. > "IF" a major superpower country decided to back its currency with gold, all of a sudden gold will become immensely valuable. The world's total gold supply is very limited with respect to the size of the financial system. The net effect of a country doing this is they would buy up the world's gold supply in exchange for exports. That works the same as any other mechanism a major power would use to artificially deflate its currency. I can dedicate say 2% of the USA's GDP to buying olive oil annually and olive oil would explode in value. Exports would rise by 2%. There is nothing special about gold here. Now obviously gold has been used as a currency while olive oil has not, but things like tabacco have as well. > Well, the theory is they are going to try to develop and release a new international digital currency backed by commodities, with gold being one of those commodities. Perfectly reasonable attempt potentially. But I'd suspect they will want industrial metals, energy and agriculture which can more easily absorb trillions. Agricultural commodities are already $8.7t annually. The big issue though would be what they get from it. The big problem globally is that China, EU, Japan and some EMs want to run trade surplusses. Which means they want to run a current account defecit. Only the USA and some EMs are willing to run trade defecits, current account surplusses. If they seek to replace the dollar that means the USA by definition would need to be running a current account defecit which implies a large USA trade surplus. The currency isn't the core of the problem, the trade balance is. > But i put equal odds on WW3 happening before the US lets BRICS push out this new reserve currency. I don't think the USA would care. While I think the trade defecit is fine it has been politically difficult for the USA. Politically a better trade balance would be nice internally and favored by a lot of Americans. Certainly it would help yank the EU out of austerity. China I think is going to go this way soon enough regardless because of demographics.
What sort of a regarded ape decided not to be greedy just for shits and giggles... im still greedy and I appreciate your discount. Like what... WW3 is gonna break out and the world is gonna end? a pile of gold and a bag of cash is your solution? hahahah
> Chinese and India are moving away from a gold culture. This is untrue. The Chinese are dumping US treasuries and buying gold and building up their gold reserves. Currently, gold really doesn't hold any value(outside if its use as a good electrical conductor, jewelry, and the "nostalgia" people hold for it as a "store of value"). But the majority of the pricing for gold is based off the fact that people believes it holds value. Currently, zero countries have their currencies backed by gold or consider gold as legal tender. So it cannot be considered a currency - it is a commodity, which outside of conductor use and jewelry really doesn't have much value. It's value is that it is relatively scarce, and so it "could" be a good currency in that it cannot be easily manipulated or printed, meaning people will flock to it as a store of value. So "IF" a major superpower country decided to back its currency with gold, all of a sudden gold will become immensely valuable. But as I said earlier, literally no country has a currency backed by gold. And why would they, when fiat money easily allows their central banks to control the economy and steer it in the directions they want. Now you have to ask yourself, what is going on with BRICS and why are they trying to destabilize the US dollar as the global reserve currency. Up until recently, all international oil transactions were done priced through US dollars. Hence, most countries maintain a steady reserve of the US dollar so they can trade internationally. The US is a superpower(we have nukes, a massive military -more important a massive Navy to control the seas-, a large GDP and natural resources, and a ~ relatively stable political environment. Meaning the US dollar was and mostly still is king in the world. Go to any other country and they will happily accept your US dollar. But now BRICS is threatening to overtake the G7 - by 2030, the countries in BRICS are projected to have a greater GDP. And after the US seized Russian accounts and blew up Nord Stream due to escalation in Ukraine, these other countries have had more urgency to move away from the US dollars. Hence China starting to dump treasuries. Now, Russia and China easily have the military and GDP to compete with the US - or at least the US can't flex it's military might to force them to use the US dollar. So the big question is why are some of these BRICS countries' central banks buying up gold. Well, the theory is they are going to try to develop and release a new international digital currency backed by commodities, with gold being one of those commodities. This would enable them to bypass using the US dollar in international transactions, and remove the instability of having to use local currencies in exchanges between member countries. So if there is any truth to this new reserve digital currency that is backed by a basket of commodities(with gold being on of them), gold now has true value and should become extremely valuable to hold. So that is the investment thesis on gold - a lot of things would still need to happen and it's still a big ? if any of this ever comes to fruition, but if it does gold is worth investing in now. But i put equal odds on WW3 happening before the US lets BRICS push out this new reserve currency.
People seem so bleak about WW3… there’s always opportunity! Maybe if you invest in the right supplies you can become a vault lord and rule over an underground complex of mutant mole people! And even if the land above is safe you can “be the brave one to check it,” and just keep telling people it’s uninhabitable so that they remain in your subterranean kingdom. You’d have a great time eating cubes of… protein, and doing activities like being paranoid about vault mutinies by the guy who grew an extra arm and seems a touch too charismatic. Does he know the outside is actually safe? Mighty mole men monarch is a perfectly reasonable goal for someone who stars saving up early!
Bed Bath and Beyond is also a good choice for WW3. >!This is satire!<
You forget how WW1 was started.
Oh yea... sure big boogeyman WW3 right? Direct war with Iran?
When the mouth breathers at r/stocks say they're adding to oil companies on "middle east tensions" that was the sell signal we're at an inflection point. The time to buy was sub $70 oil. There's no WW3 and current situation doesn't change fundamentals. Overdrilling, rapidly rising stockpiles. GTFO and take profits.
I guess it all came down to you saying that Israel was barking about responding to Iran. And it seems like you take that seriously. That’s fine. At the moment, I don’t. That’s what my point is. Countries always bark at each other. But talk is cheap. And sometimes, military strikes are also cheap. If Israel does respond with military action, it will either be (a) something very explosively weak, or (b) more iranian general kebabs, (c) some sort or cyber attacks with plausible deniability. WW3 will have to wait.
When WW3 starts in the next few weeks and then the fed cuts 25-50 bps will that be bullish?
Fuk the IDF, my portfolio looks like WW3.
All of them frontrunning WW3?
Dude, your portfolio won’t mean dick if WW3 actually happens. You’re better off buying water purification and a solo stove if you’re genuinely worried about a nuclear holocaust (aka world war).
Bears celebrating and hoping for circuit breakers, when they themselves will be drafted to WW3 if they aren’t obese. Which is like 1 in 100 of every 🌈🐻
Prime timed the release of Fallout with the start of WW3, fuckin bezos knew we were at the brink of war 
Gunna need a lot of infrastructure investment to rebuild once WW3 wraps up
Ford $F calls are an unreal risk reward and shares are crazy cheap! Tried to get my DD up but keep getting blocked even though I’m providing my case giving links ☹️ I think earnings on 4/24 are gonna smash it PT of $15-16 pending WW3 negative impact. https://preview.redd.it/v3lxpka9dquc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a328a620b95ef45915fc0c0a0dd28e4e37feab
There would be no WW3, it will be NWA. Nuke War Annihilation. Compton style.
Dude you go Calls when market has been up for months now, fell out of an ascending wedge pattern(google it), and were on brink of WW3?
I was going to buy puts again but didn't. I think a 2000 point drop in the Dow is already ridiculous enough going into earnings. The WW3 news is borderline hysteria. If GS crushed earnings, so will others. Having said that, it will be the largest single day drop in Dow Jones history.
No problem! Locked, loaded and down 37% since I posted this b/c WW3 worries. But still hopeful! https://preview.redd.it/1lkhfe2aipuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e985c4617c213475e6e78cdd545a41d7c8bff532
Looks like WW3 already happening in this chat 
How else would he pay for his doomsday bunker in preparation of WW3/Civil conflict? LOL
All it took for bols to finally see red days was the start of WW3, and they're still up 7% YTD
Bulls were praying for WW3 so they could make $20 off their calls. They deserve this
Come on Biden, declare WW3 already so that my gold bars would go to the moon!
War eventually cancels, it won't lead to WW3. Reason is you cannot die yet. You still need to get up early and go to work and live through struggle and pain everyday. Fate won't let you end your live easily. Therefore, shit will go back up and bears r fuked at the end eventually. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
I need spy back at 516$ before EOD 4/18. Am definitely cooked I know but going to pray we get a rate cut and WW3 doesnt start
It couldn’t happen to a better group of people. The more they lose on this latest grift by the NY con artist, the less they’ll have left to try to sew hatred, destroy our 246 year old democracy and destroy the alliances that have worked since WW2. Each and everyone of them deserves financial ruin, bankruptcy, and poverty. Then we’ll see how they feel about the social safety net that they want to eliminate.
Fucking bring WW3, atleast there will be some employement
People have been calling WW3 for decades. Never happens.
The question isn’t if this is WW3, it’s what date future historians will pick as its start.
Israel is making WW3 happen?
WW3 on the horizon has everyones clenching their sphincters.
SPY puts next time brink of WW3 happens
The outflow is because people would rather spend their last few weeks before WW3 on vacation or with their families than playing the market.
Because WW3 started this weekend. Are you alive?
So the latest FUD is that S3 could be delayed for years, Florida rec isn't going to pass and WW3 is starting? Sounds like another normal day in weedstocks land to me
Why are we pricing in WW3 right now?
To be fair, unless there is a real risk for WW3 (there isn't), this is no reason to go down like that. Israel has always smoked Iranians, and Iran already responded. Israel attacked Iran multiple times already and both sides don't want WW3. Netanyahu is not an idiot.
J Powell sits down at his desk. It’s been a long two years, and he’s not sure if it will work, but he’s slowly bringing inflation back towards control. The market is doing well. Stonks go up. He sighs. Just a few more months until the election and he can relax. Just a few more months. He switches on the TV IRAN AND ISRAEL BOMBING EACH OTHER! WW3 CONFIRMED!
I love 🌈🐻 lol, WW3 is the new Great Depression for them. OP, the sell off is because of bond, the market thinks we won't have 3 rate cuts like what Jpow said.
WW3 back on the menu
Friendly reminder that WW3 was when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock so this is technically WW4.
I thought they cancelled WW3?
Stupid fucks in Israel, we won’t have any more money to give you if you start WW3 dumfuks
just rename WW3 to AI War 1 and it's bullish
We got WW3 sitting on the door step, and pols in power sitting on any Trump news they can find.
Netanyahu is not dumb enough to actually start WW3, this guy has 180 IQ.
Damn it’s almost like WW3 got confirmed or something.
Why is it WW3? Iran has no nukes and Russia currently has 97% of their forces deployed in Ukraine.
It’s the Israel threat now that ball is in their court… personally trust the Iranians more to not start WW3
Damn pappy  , looks like the market is more concerned about your words than potentially WW3 
Who did WW3 misgender?!?
WW3 canceled and we are still DRILLIN
Netanyahu gave you a day to get your affairs in order before WW3. What did you do? Buy SPY 0dte
Almost like it doesn't need to be WW3 to be bad😱😱😱
ppl r buying INTC so they can claim mental disability and avoid the WW3 draft
hate the fear mongering and hundreds of posts saying WW3 is right around the corner. We really do have to start touching grass more
WW1 lasted 4 years WW2 lasted 6 years WW3 lasted 3 days
Alright bud, get back to r/worldnews where this rhetoric will be celebrated. This sub is for making regarded bets, not promoting propaganda from one side or the other. And since you ask everyone who disagrees - I'm from US but live overseas. I fail to see an innocent victim in the current Israel-Gaza conflict and absolutely do not suppose Israel "defending itself" by starting WW3 just because Uncle Sam has bigger weapons and a common enemy. But since Bibi is authoritarian - $RTX 110 6/21 calls
Every Geopolitical event is WW3 now I guess