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WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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He’s worried about ICE but my middle eastern friends say he just started WW3 who do I trust ?
Imagine buying oil puts while on brink of WW3
Well 1. Never gamble what you can’t afford to lose. 2. We are not technically at war. There’s a huge difference between all out war and planned strikes and missions. Which is why the US hasn’t technically been to official congress approved war since WW2.
So we went from ‘priced in WW3 to maybe chill in one headline. Classic market.
When it seems we are at the cusp of WW3 on Friday always buy calls... How did yo regards didn't learn this
I wish someone made a compilation of all the delusional bear spam on WSB over the weekend. By Saturday we were in WW3 and by Sunday it was a total economic collapse on a global scale here in the comments. Bears have zero shame
You believe Trump's tweets after he's been lying nonstop for the entire year, rape children and started WW3 to distract from files being released that prove he raped children?
Exactly. Ber mad WW3 didn't happen...again. Disgusting
Guys please stop talking about WW3 unless you can somehow tie market performance to it
 Israel right now ….
in 4 hours he twill tweet about the start of WW3 and the end of humanity, and then peace in 8 hours, then alien disclosure in 12
Bers were calling WW3 an hour ago 🤣🤣🤣
Bers were calling WW3 an hour ago 🤣🤣🤣
At that level, WW3 and a financial crisis is a golden opportunity.
Yes! Those adjectives are a lot more precise. I’ve always expected it to correct, but not by that much that quickly in these circumstances. I do expect a recovery too We are living through history right now. World order since the WW2 and especially since the Berlin Wall fell is in an existential crisis. Price action on oil/metals are very rare. The shift of consumerism. Bipolar political realities that are respectively hardening I don’t know where it’ll end. I think the whole thing will get worse before it gets better, but it’s hard to see the forest instead of the trees sometimes.. especially with a giant nut in the way
#The last war America won was like WW2 LMAO🤌
Terrain is always the hardest part of occupation. Iran, specifically with their tunneling and deep military infra, is almost impossible. It will be harder than even Germany in WW2.
Heritage foundation, fascist executive. War breaking out everywhere. Friendly countries now enemies. Not helping Ukraine really feels like how the UK would act towards Hitler before WW2. Idk. You got a demented old man angry at the world with a white nationalist bat shit crazy organization behind him that are clearly the ones behind the more despicable shit. AI can and will just be a tool of them to use.
A ton of stuff from WW2 were worse than the nukes, but nukes get all the press because of possible future consequences.
Welcome to WW3. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times until the ride comes to a full and complete stop.
I'm talking about buying stocks and not options tbh. It will go up by 2030 or at some point (if it's WW3, we will never even need the stock market)
LMAO, NATO doesn't want anything to do with this shit, and Russia/China either We are not one last domino away from WW3, but one away from "US stuck in middle east for 10 years, part 3"
Just one last domino to fall and I think we can say WW3 is here, what’s the final domino?
>At least one killed in air strike on radio station in Iran Gulf port of Bandar Abbas - semi-official Mehr news agency An alleged Polish attack on a German radio station is how WW2 started, so believe it or not, calls
Buy long dated calls on SPY or QQQ and you cant lose money, unless we enter WW3 you're guaranteed to make a profit.
Paperhands already out, degenerate gamblers bets are placed. Now we wait. In one hand WW3 and the end of life as we know it...in the other hand oil starts flowing again and everyone goes home
These idiots will even brag about that too saying “Dow peaked during our time”. yeah dude because you started a WW3 and f’ed the whole world economy 50 years ago
Japan tried that loophole in WW2 with Pearl Harbor and it didn’t work.
Just because we can't print our way out doesn't mean we *won't* print our way out. Public consensus is extremely strongly pro deficits, no amount of deflation is considered acceptable. We're so polarized there is zero agreement to make any kind of compromise on taxes (or cuts) possible. The will and political capital to not print doesn't exist. Even if we wanted to stop, we're past the point of no return. Interest payments are already $1T+ and more than half of our WW2 level deficit of $2T.
just spent a couple of minutes on the Pearl Harbor wikipedia page. yeah were definitely going into WW3 SPY 1000 EOY
They invented war crimes after WW1 because it was so barbaric So we’ve regressed to WW1 level now
WW1 and WW @ you felt like hamburger pushed thru the press, since that's what you were.
Yep I agree. They have no idea how low the Iranian regime is willing to go. They will take the whole system down with it. Similar to WW2 Japanese regime. Iran is all about martyrdom.
https://preview.redd.it/ccr0tbf56nqg1.png?width=934&format=png&auto=webp&s=a774e360c55047aa2f2870b6e95c720f3610b389 ⚠️ OPTION 1: BEG EUROPE TO JOIN → Netanyahu already did this — publicly, today, standing in rubble → Europe hasn't committed. "More is needed," he said. → If Europe joins, Russia and China will NOT stay neutral → NATO Article 5 risk = this becomes a world war → Netanyahu's legacy = the man who turned a Middle East war into WW3 ⚠️ OPTION 2: ESCALATE ALONE → Trump's 48-hour deadline to obliterate Iran's power plants expires TOMORROW → Iran has threatened to FULLY close Hormuz + hit ALL US energy facilities in the region → Full Hormuz closure = 20% of global crude oil GONE overnight → Oil price shock → energy crisis → global recession → Iran launched its 70th wave of attacks and the war is 22 days old. They are NOT backing down. ⚠️ OPTION 3: BACK DOWN → Trump already hinted at "winding down" on Friday — then reversed himself in 24 hours → A retreat now means Iran wins, keeps Hormuz blocked, keeps its nuclear program → Every Gulf state that stayed neutral watches the US fold → US credibility in the region = GONE → Israel's nuclear city just got struck with air defenses failing. Backing down now = defeat is public and permanent. Let that sink in. There is no Option 4. There is no clean exit. There is no "we win and go home."
LMAO. Useful in WW1? Getting out of a trench to get shit immediately? Brother I think you've romanticized these wars.
We starting to ration gas like its WW2
He aint that delulu, since nuking another country (even Iran) would nuke the stock market and open doors for 3WW due to Russia taking Iran's side in this conflict.
The first sign that he was going to start WW3 was him saying that he wasn't going to start any wars. Never trust a pathological liar.
The resulting global depression will cause WW3.
Feelin cute today, might vibecode a WW3 later 🥰
It’s appropriate that WW3 should start in the most pathetic and avoidable way possible
Idk how it would be WW3. I don’t think any other countries are jumping in to defend Iran. ME infrastructure might get largely destroyed but I don’t see how the IRGC wouldn’t ultimately vanish.
So…destroying desalination plants basically sets off WW3, yeah? Gulf states put boots on the ground and then it’s game over, right?
“I can’t wait for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 🥭 to start WW3.” -Permaber
Not really a WW.... just the US unilaterally destabilizing the global economy on a whim. No one wants to be involved in what the US is doing. But if Russia or China had done something like this, then the world would have risen to stop them.... But the EU cucks wouldn't dare question daddy USA.... so they can sit there and watch while our insane emperor plays games with the world economy lol
Being a GenX I am well versed on death. Connection to all the wars even WW1.
PEPFAR saved the lives of an estimated 25 million people across Africa. The Marshall Plan stopped mass famines from tearing through Europe after WW2. USAID distributed famine relief, set up water purification systems, delivered life saving medicine, and championed every humanitarian cause for the last 60 years. What “pittance” are you talking about? These programs, which are only a fraction of the stuff we’ve done, saved hundreds of millions of people. Do you think those people’s lives are worthless?
I’m going to be obsessed looking back on this period of American history (if we make it out of it) like 50-60 yr old dads now are with WW2.
>I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but bears will be bankrupt before WW4. -Albert Einstein
It’s only a war crime when there is someone more powerful to prosecute you. If the Nazis or Japanese had won WW2, the allies would’ve been held accountable. Ie. Nukes or firebombing.
#TLDR --- Ticker: FSM Direction: Up 🚀 Prognosis: Buy Shares and hold until 2026 (OP is long 1,000 shares @ $9.16) Catalyst: AI Data Centers needing silver, Indian mutual funds buying in, and dodging WW3 (mines are safely in the southern hemisphere). Hopium Level: Galactic 🌌 (OP is casually predicting an Iran war, $90/oz Silver, and $5,000/oz Gold by 2026).
Yeah might be WW3 if they have to intervene to stabilize Iran
Iran is allowing ships through ONLY if they're buying and selling oil in China's Yuan currency. They're trying to and gaining headway in the usurpation of the petrodollar. This is probably going to lead towards WW3 if the US can't get its hands around this thing before financial devastation occurs.
Why no EU country got mad at this shiet show ? Possible WW3 but they seem chill with it.
The last time US won a war was back in WW2, so it’s not unique for 🌮, he’s keeping up with the past
Professor Jiang: Muslims can't eat pork, ok? And I ate a breakfast sandwich from McDonalds today with ham in it ok? Following? (writes ham on the board) And ham is not kosher okay? (writes jews and muslims on the board) And that breakfast sandwich made me have a bowel movement after ok? (writes bowel movement on board) And this is why WW3 will start in the middle east. IndianSar420969 on Youtube: omg i can not believe these lectures are free THANK YOU PROFESSOR
Americans haven't been willing to endure pain since WW2
I think Iran war will cause all GCC investment in USA to dry up. Oil revenue —> Buy USD bonds in exchange for defence —> AI investment in USA —> Buy Oil circulation. Now war already started, GCC oil revenue dried up, they started to realize USA cannot provide defence to GCC at all. This is USD circulation since WW2 aftermath. GCC promises to sell oil in USD only in return for defence guarantees. Then GCC got all these USD they got to invest it elsewhere. They purchase USD bonds or invest in semiconductors like GF or AI. 200B is USA spending money for “national security” aka to protect USD supremacy. All these money are the world USD in circulation. Once the world feels that USD is not good anymore and not invest in USD bonds, USA has to work a lot harder than before to use the same money.
Probably the antichrist because it's WW3 and Armageddon and all of that, but they'll vote for him anyway because he'll have an "R" next to his name.
This is USD circulation since WW2 aftermath. GCC promises to sell oil in USD only in return for defence guarantees. Then GCC got all these USD they got to invest it elsewhere. They purchase USD bonds or invest in semiconductors like GF or AI. 200B is USA spending money for “national security” aka to protect USD supremacy. All these money are the world USD in circulation. Once the world feels that USD is not good anymore and not invest in USD bonds, USA has to work a lot harder than before to use the same money.
Its funny to read bear fantasies here every weekend By tonight we will be in confirmed WW3. Tomorrow a few hours before futures open it will escalate to WW3 + another COVID + Economic collapse. Then futes open +0.22% I been here a long time.
No he’s really chill, seems like an alright level. I don’t know him on a personal level but we definitely talk about what’s going on and he has family still there. And obviously he used to work in customs so he might have some government point of contact’s as well. He doesn’t seem too have any good thing to say about the Iranian regime but he and I also know the history of Iran. Democratically elected Mosaddegh disposed by a CIA coup and install a ruthless dictator that brought the 1979 Islamic revolution to be. Iran is Shia. They are religious, and practice the mindset of martyrdom. The IRGC seems to be in control, the new ayatollah might just be a puppet. The IRGC are religious fanatics that practice martyrdom. equivalent to the Japanese in WW2. They will take everyone down with them. Last man standing type of shit. They do not care about stock market, materialistic bullshit like 🥭 does. They don’t have that pressure at all and they know this
Well the other option is to vote for a communist terrorist fascist who murders puppies. Fox News said so. Sure the last 4 years have been rough with all the hyperinflation, and WW3, and the rampant cannibalism and the zombies and all of our property was taken and given to billionaires, but the demon-crats hate America! Plus that was all Bidens fault! The only way out is to scrap the constitution and give Trump a 4rd term.
Nah he’s that dumb that he probably forgot WW2 stopped for the most part right before he was born
Your "noise" is a possible WW3.... That might be your first problem.
You say, as the US enters another middle eastern war after 20 years of middle eastern wars that have taken US debt to comparable levels to post WW2 debt.
Wait till Christmas and gas is still 8$, he’s lost the midterms and WW3 will really kick off!
It's such a stupid rebuttal as well. What they asked is why America doesn't tell it's allies about the attack on Iran. And Japan wasn't American ally during WW2. It's like doing Normandy landing on their own. Without telling the Brits, the French, and other allies.
yeh I'm fkn done with this war. Prices and gas will go up for awhile. Unless WW3 starts, I'm ignoring this exercise in mutual stupidity.
And most of all we have the holder of Fifa peace prize as running the most powerful army in the world. Why is everyone so worried. I bet if it was someone who didnt hold a Fifa peace prize (biden lol) we would have been on WW5 already
Good thing this isn’t a WW
The pump is fake. People have tried this in military history. During WW1, after the russian revolution, the Bolsheviks were looking to settle down after they seized power but since Russia was still at war with Germany they had to find a way out of the war. Germany refused to agree to a ceasefire so Trotsky declared they were withdrawing from the war unilaterally without giving any concessions or signing a peace treaty. Germany's response was to attack even harder and it ended up with Russia being forced to sign an even more embarrassing and harsh treaty. You see what happens when one side declares the war is over without the other side agreeing?
Bruh we ain’t paying for shit in Iran to get rebuilt ever unless we lose like Germany did in WW2 and that ain’t happening
Can literally start WW3 after promising to explicitly not do that, and then get to sit on the shitter all day posting AI videos Oh and he gets to take his positions before anything happens
I was thinking TACO would land on week 2 after Iran started hitting other energy facilities and threatened to shut down the strait and the impact was being seen on markets/gas prices, but now I’m not so sure. He keeps contradicting himself. It’s over but there’s more to do. We need help from allies but are powerful enough to not need them. Iran is done but he won’t accept anything less than unconditional surrender. Most wars throughout history did not end that way though and go with a negotiated peace. WW2 was sort of an exception including being a total war for most participants. I think he is setting up objectives that escalate things with the expectation that Iran will just cave in completely but he gets shocked each step that they aren’t working the way he wants them to.
This thread: Bols thinking they're all clear due to one tweet, and Bers hoffing copium and praying for WW III cause they bought Puts at the bottom
Don't you mean we'll have won more than Germany and Japan won in WW2? Considering how we've left the Pacific and Europe defenseless while cratering our own economy to achieve nothing in Iran if you think this will result in some glorious victory for us, well. 🤷♂️
This is why having career politicians that understand diplomacy is important. Rather than a guy that thinks escalation chain is the answer since WW2.
Ar the points where if one of few people wakes up this weekend with a kink in their neck or woke up on the wrong side of the bed.....it's joever, WW3
Imagine walking up to a finance bro a year ago and being like "WW3 is going to start, you better short gold! Its going to drop 15% minimum!" You would be told to put down the crack pipe.
CCL puts, not much travel during WW3
I sold at the right time and made profit, nearing WW3 wasn’t on my compass at that time. Sorry gang
The pound is a good point but I think the digital age makes it too different. The brits were the best at doing the same thing everyone else was doing. There were still other empires and other very strong currencies. The US has no modern peer in terms of military or dominance and basically runs the internet. China is the only other serious option, but if they're going to surpass the US, it's going to either be WW3 first or a slow drip over decades.
Pretty sure the IRGC has been preparing for this very moment for the past 40 years…it’s their dream really to go hand to hand combat with American soldiers kamikaze Japanese WW2 vibe Iranian Martyrdom . This is going to fucking nuts
The U.S. stock market didn't crash during WW2 and actually it was average 16% returns. Naive investors need to learn from History instead of social media. The user name gives away bias, which is a terrible way to invest.
Just wait until 4:00:00.001 today. At that time, Mango will decide reveal what his weekend moves will be. Tacos for all? WW3? Kill some troops, let others live? We will see... but the line will go up or down. No sideways stuff!
Yeah, and every time I did, the next day was huge green and I made bank. How many Sunday nights was every ber calling for WW3 as I was buying and Monday was big green dong? I wish there was a tracking mechanism to let people make calls and track that. Think about it, we could then follow people that consistently were right. Anyway. Buy now ber, you had a week of fun
You do realize the military needs to be paid to stay that big right? This isn't WW2 anymore where people were signing up out of commitment to the country. I know a decent amount of ex-military and I can tell you right now they pretty much all fall into 1 of 2 categories. Either they didn't have a better option out of high school, or they wanted to get in and out to qualify for college tuition assistance.
They don't want to start WW III. I think that's worth suffering the high price of oil caused by a sociopathic, idiot manchild starting a war to distract people from his pedophilia.
#TLDR --- **Ticker:** TSM **Direction:** Down (Straight to zero) **Prognosis:** Buy $120 Puts expiring 4/17 **Catalyst:** WW3, calm seas, and self-destructing semiconductor fabs **Military Credential:** Armchair Admiral / Tom Clancy novel aficionado
Bruh, this is WW3. China is going to bomb TSMC soon. The writing's on the wall.
Globally a massive amount of assets went to zero in WW2. This is a very US based perspective and assumes we’d win WW3.
I mean true but unless this escalates into some WW3 doomsday scenario, oil is gonna rebound hard just like every other commodity that goes on a big 'macro tailwind' run.