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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
I´m limited by the brokers in my country
WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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If a country is not joining this WW, they are cowards.
He will blow it up one way or another but if he does it means WW3. I hope he understands that.
Tom Hanks didn't win WW2 for us to not buy Calls on WW3 news
WW4 was priced in already, and here you are thinking WW3 will dump it?!?
If she was in office we would see $100 oil and she would start WW3
The Iranians never should 've f'ed around with global asset prices by closing the Strait. They basically pissed all the US Navy which maintained open seas since WW2.
Its definitely not the way ***YOU*** think it is either. I don't have a clue how effective he is, history will judge that. But this will go down in history much more like WW2 than Afghanistan or Vietnam. Absolute worst case is it's another Iraq. It won't be
This market nothing burgers everything. Epstein files? Nah WW3? Nah have a lil dip and then run it up
In order to make an amphibious landing, the US Navy has to transit the Straits, or the amphibious vehicles have to be offloaded, put on trains, and then moved to a point close to Kharg Island, like Kuwait. Much more likely Kharg is a deception, like Calais in WW2, and the real site is Bandar Abbas. It would be relatively easy to isolate that area from the rest of Iran, and the Amphibious ships could operate over the horizon, which the USMC has established as doctrine. Seizing Bandar Abbas puts the Strait in US control, unlike Kharg which would be a bargaining chip leaving Iran to continue to close the Strait if they chose. In war, you want to limit the enemy’s freedom of action, and objectives should be in your control, not theirs. The problem with Bandar Abbas is that it’s extremely dangerous. Trump probably realizes defeat there is an existential threat to his regime. The only reason for him to do it is there’s an even greater threat to him out there.
The Truth Social post and meme that set off WW3
I wonder who hacked the FBI in 2023 and what they stole. I wonder where those Files ended up. Mr. Benjamin Graham… I wish to be an intelligent investor. I should’ve priced in the direct connection between the FBI hack & WW3. Alas I am fallible.
When it happens there will be biggere celebrations than on Victory Day in WW2
Someone tell me how the stock market reacted during WW2
Japan surrendered in WW2 and world went on as usual. So, America can surrender and world go on as usual?
Russia's oil bombed? Priced in. Persian Gulf oil bombed? Priced in. WW3? Priced in. Nukes? Priced in. Priced in? Priced in.
Maybe WW3 will just blow over
Turns out 🥭 was the sleepy one going to raise prices and bring us to WW3 this whole time.
To answer correctly. The US sent advisors to assist the French backed South Vietnam government that was formed after WW2 along a random line. The French were finally routed by the North in the late 50s and after a horrendous defeat they called it quits. Because of the fear of Vietnam becoming another communist country Eisenhower agreed to allow support for the South by US materials and also on the ground US advisors. JFK decided that Vietnam was a place where he could show the Commies he had a spine, he escalated the US support dramatically. Fast forward to his assassination when LBJ (I have no clear idea why) used the Gulf of Tonkin as an excuse to plunge the US head first into a full fledged war. His only overt congressional authority was the Gulf of Tonkin bill. The rest is a different story.
What can Barron bring to the table on stopping WW3, you might ask.
No one is suggesting Iran isn’t some awful regime, of course they are, but they weren’t an imminent threat. That’s why. And that was said by both the Director of National Intelligence under oath and also our Director of Counter Terrorism. Trump should have never gotten involved with any of this. The US should have stayed clear of this. We are now in a mess much bigger than anyone realizes. Trump literally might have started WW3.
It's only the begging. Soon Saudi and KSA will join US and then Iran will look like post-WW3. Kharg island will be like Atlantis
Well, yeah, but we also lost a ton of people thanks to the immigration crackdown. People have less money right now and they're afraid to try snd find better jobs. We got lucky after WW2 because we didn't have to rebuild our country after two world wars in thirty years.
Who knew it’d take WW3 to make this sub active again. Haven’t seen it like this in a bit
'Today is a great day, for me, and for this country, and for me, as I have finally, and unilaterally (more unilaterally than any other president!!!) ended WW2. Many people thought WW2 was over, me included, but they were wrong, and were very ignorant and now they will have to say how great I am"
Imagine we get WW 3 before GTA 6
UAE will get rekt hard and i hope they do.. these idiots are calling the world (UN) to send their navies to help them out and start WW3- like fuck no.
what the Irani regime will require for "peace" is going to really surprise people. assuming they stick around as we go WW2 on them
Uganda is reportedly joining the war. Can't tell if this is bullish or WW3ish.
yes, WW2 for us lasted from Dec 8, 1941 through January 7, 1942.
In the Star Trek Universe WW3 took place in 2026-2053 and 2054-2079 was the Post Atomic Horror. Buying puts tomorrow with this information.
> This is the start of WW3. Not WW3, but it could be Vietnam2 if Iran doesn't crumble. Supposedly they have a million men ready to fight, and their country is prime territory for insurgency tactics so I doubt it'll be a turkey shoot like Iraq.
US can't fight at all fronts, that's what Germany and Japan and their ass got pulverized. If the globe unites to screw them, US will go through what UK and Spain went through during and after WW2.
Distribution phase. It can get back to break even, but unless WW3 break out you will loose more. Sell.
Shit I missed WW3 already?
Just paying back for WW2 bro.
"Volkswagen is considering plans to convert one of its German car factories into a production hub for Israel’s missile defence systems, per the FT" Sounds like people around the world is preparing for WW4 now.
Our incoming ground invasion lol. Island reinforced. Troops on the island. Loaded with mines. Suicide drones ready. Missiles ready. This is the start of WW3.
Battlefield 6 has prepared me for WW3 The enemy combatants will fear my creativity
Per the definition of a world war we are currently in WW3. The definition doesn’t mean most of the major powers are throwing rocks, just be involved and even the word involved isn’t strictly defined.
He's gambling with WW3
It might be a sign our ber friends are seeing the light. A week ago I said something similar, -15 insta downvotes and WW3 replies
Yesterday All my puts they looked so hot and 🌈 Now the margin calls are here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly I'm not half the 🐻 I used to be There's a 🥭 hanging over me Oh, yesterday came AMD Why she had to pump I don't know, she wouldn't say One big long green dong Now I long for WW3 Yesterday SPY was such an easy game to play Now by the dumpster I kneel and pray Oh, I believe N.V.D.A.
WTF is up with reddit and fucking voting? This is such an insane take it's pissing me off... Why **the fuck** would a foreign country care at all about the electoral cycle of a hostile enemy state actively bombing them when not a single politician here (other than Sanders maybe) is at all opposed to the war? It's not even a presidential election ffs. These must be bots or paid trolls because the way you people talk about the American electorate is borderline fetishistic at this point. "Don't worry guys it's WW3 but if we take Normandy by summer it'll look great for midterms" you fucking out of touch DC ghouls
It's close to million now. Grounded 500k. I think Russia lost more people in Ukraine war then US in all the wars in 20th century. WW1 & 2 included. Or it is closing to this number fast.
You’re right. WW2 was significantly more difficult and less one sided than the Iran War.
You're an idiot 🤣 this situation and WW2 are not remotely the same.
Because we must defeat America’s enemies? That’s literally the purpose of the military? Should we not have defeated the Nazis? You are literally the same group of people who were shilling hard to keep the US out of WW2. This whole situation is basically a repeat of Woodrow Wilson’s “he kept us out of the war” campaign, where he then proceeded to bring the US into the war, which was absolutely necessary and led to a golden age of US hegemony.
Iran fires ballistic missile labeled "EPSTEIN" More epstein leaks happen 🥭 gets desperate and starts WW3 SPY 500
*The U.S Army raised the maximum age to join from 35 to 42, starting April 20. The minimum age is still 18 (or 17 with permission). This change applies to the Regular Army, National Guard, and Reserves. They also updated the rules so people with one marijuana possession charge can join without extra approval.* Lmao WW3 draft confirmed?
hard to say 'oops our bad' after trying to kill their entire leadership. this is, actually, a shooting war now. Just like WW2 was. Iran ain't no Japan, but they're not a small nation and have two very powerful friends who can help them directly, while Japan was all by its lonesome in the NE corner of the globe, and on less-than-friendly terms with both Moscow and Nanking/Chungking.
I'll never understand ber logic. All they do is claim WW3 is coming, and mumbling about inverted yield curves for years
Sounds like they want to get ready for the WW3 draft.
No one can win the war with Iran with the current rate, you pull a near WW3 style of war. Look at Ukraine/Russia war and you should understand that USA and Israel is no where stocked enough with arms to pull that off. And lets be honest Israel shapes the narrative the most, USA is second. Iran gets over-shouted by Iran haters to really shape anything. USA and Israel dosent even need to lift a finger for that.
If things do get out of hand they'll do WW2 style government interventions.
US just raised maximum enlistment age from 34 -> 42. And got rid of the waiver requirement for marijuana possession. With the first pick, in the 2026 WW3 draft, the United States selects….. YOU 🫵 yea you buddy.
You would need hundreds of thousands of troops to take Iran brother. WW3 would ensue 🥭 is too pussy
Oil bulls need WW3 at this point
why would iran surrender when the US hasnt won any major war since WW2
People don't want this war. This isn't fucking WW2 its Vietnam essentially. There is barely any moral high ground after they bombed the leadership of.the side they were actively negotiating with. Israel is fighting a two fron war, gulf got fucked, iran got fucked, whole of asia got fucked because bibi and 🥭 decided they beed points for their elections. We are fucked. Even if hormuz reipens we are atill fucked because infrastructure got hit. You can't magically repair a refinery.
I’m real happy WW3 is called off and all, but does someone have a fucking link?
We have a concept of an end to WW3
WW3 yesterday, WW4 tomorrow, WW5 next week!
Different from WW2 how?
If we go into WW3 the market could take a major hair cut. 30% or more. Its not about timing the market, its about waiting to see if the powers that be really make the market dump.
Then so was Iraq, Afghanistan, and even Vietnam. The last time Congress declared war was WW2.
So true. It's been said a million times but time in the market really beats timing the market. I remember back in 2022 I sold half my portfolio because everyone was expecting WW3 cuz Russia invaded Ukraine and the US economy took a small hit for like 2 quarters. By the end of the Biden presidency the stock market was at ATH. I remember I also sold a portion of my stocks when Trump took office because of insanity then sold more when he accounced his global trade war. Just for him to TACO out on the same weekend and the stock market was at ATH at the end of April. I always thought that was some boomer ahh logic but honestly I would be way better off now just DCA investing.
For interest, regards should see what it took for Marines to clear islands in the Pacific in WW2. It was no pleasant for either side. Or is that neither side for the Marines?
Famous words that upgraded WW3 from a hypothetical to reality....
**stop saying shit like "this market is bullshit it realizes this was bullshit then it moves the other direction"... Market always been bullshit, ALLWAYS HAS BEEN, market not realize it´s bullshit, market totally conscious of it´s bullshit, market IS THE BULLSHIT just as WW IS THE DANGER**
Everyone should keep an appropriate mix of stocks/bonds, then buy as the market falls. I did that in 2008-09 and it really paid off. Best not listen to the we're-on-the-verge-of-WW3 crowd. These are not serious investors or students of geopolitics.
Why would you need a house when WW3 is around the corner ?
Alright who told 🥭 WW3 and tariffing our allies would win the peace prize
More like the only thing to prevent WW3 is the 25th amendment.
And they were doing that because in the 90's after a few meaningful years of peace some assholes (Hamas) began strapping bombs to themselves and started blowing up buses and pizzarias. Israel got attacked by three neighboring Countries literally a week after it was founded and by people vowing to drive them into the sea. If I was them I'd be leery about that shit to. As for the Palestinians their Arab brethren have been using them as pawns from the jump. Those people are caught between a rock and a hard place. Ya gotta remember... there never was a nation or place called Palestine. It was controlled by the Ottomans until the Brits took control. During WW2 a lot of Jews went there because historically it's where Israel was. The West felt bad for em because of the Holocaust, plus the locals were pissed at all these Jews showing up, there was a lot of secretarian bullshit going on... we tried to meet in the middle. This part of the land is Israel and this part is Trans-Jordan. Well... the Arabs in the region really didn't like that and instead of going the peaceful route of, "ok... we have Trans-Jordan" immediately attacked Israel. Israel has been getting attacked ever since. I highly doubt it's strictly the Palestinians behind it. Other Countries consider them useful as refugees. If they really cared they'd have repatriated them.
British pound lost it's reserve currency status in 20-30 years (WW1 triggered the collapse).
The "first" World War is WW2. WW1 was called The Great War up until WW2 was going hard.
WW1 was called The Great War, while it was happening...
Step 1: threaten to expose the Epstein Files to trigger possible WW3, then go long on everything war.
Everyone is forgetting how illogical the market is. You think a defense stock would go down if the war ended and up if it kept going right? So naturally if the war is going to end you short the defense stocks and if it's going to continue you buy the stocks etc. We all know that logic doesn't apply. What would really happen is that you would buy $1000 in defense stocks hoping it would end the war. However, the war will turn into WW3 and defense stocks will make 53728 billion more dollars. Sounds great right? Clearly the stock will go up. But defense stocks will crash 30-40% because "it's already priced in" and "you're stupid for buying stocks during WW3" reddit will say. Shoulda bought Costco that is now trading at 5000% p/e despite closing half their stores due to lack of food, because they maybe in the future might start building tanks and the market loves forward looking shit.
UN Security Council weighs resolution on use of force in Strait of Hormuz.. Oh fuck.. that means WW3.. if you back Iran into the corner.. what makes you think they wont send swarms of drones towards the straights leaving your boats as sitting ducks? Which idiotic country proposed this shit again?
Bull trap. POTUS said 5 days. That's to get the ships and Marines in place. He just said "Do it for Jesus" over Easter weekend. WW3 is officially a holy war.
Another negative dxy day and another gold thrashing. I need to remember for WW4 to short gold.
Yeah and all it took was the largest government intervention in the economy since WW2...
Can't believe the next world war is WW4. WW3 was tame af.
My guy, the US is a war economy. Every single major war in the us has caused a bull market after the inital panic phase, and since WW1, the panic phase has been shorter and less dramatic with every consecutive war. It stands to reason that at this point, traders know the game and will not panic at all, especially since so much of our export and internal market is defense or defense adjacent. So betting that you can time a brief moment of panic in a historically bullish market event is not "fundamentals". And the presidents BS is not what fucked you. You fucked yourself by thinking war was bad for the US economy. Its literally what we do for a living.
Iran does receive support from Russian and China. Probably not sufficient, but it's more than Japan got in WW2 from Germany.
He’s worried about ICE but my middle eastern friends say he just started WW3 who do I trust ?
Imagine buying oil puts while on brink of WW3
Well 1. Never gamble what you can’t afford to lose. 2. We are not technically at war. There’s a huge difference between all out war and planned strikes and missions. Which is why the US hasn’t technically been to official congress approved war since WW2.
So we went from ‘priced in WW3 to maybe chill in one headline. Classic market.
When it seems we are at the cusp of WW3 on Friday always buy calls... How did yo regards didn't learn this
I wish someone made a compilation of all the delusional bear spam on WSB over the weekend. By Saturday we were in WW3 and by Sunday it was a total economic collapse on a global scale here in the comments. Bears have zero shame
You believe Trump's tweets after he's been lying nonstop for the entire year, rape children and started WW3 to distract from files being released that prove he raped children?
Exactly. Ber mad WW3 didn't happen...again. Disgusting
Guys please stop talking about WW3 unless you can somehow tie market performance to it
 Israel right now ….
in 4 hours he twill tweet about the start of WW3 and the end of humanity, and then peace in 8 hours, then alien disclosure in 12