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Introducing Stock Analyst GPT - a new GPT model specializing in fundamental stock research and analysis
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WW3 Is Here! Why Waste Your Body Parts? Sell Them For Silver Coins Today!
WW3 is scheduled to happen in 2025. What do I invest my $147 life savings in now?
IRAN RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL BEGINS
How Will U Trade WW3 & The Global Stock Market Crash Coming !? 🤔
How will you trade WW3 and the global stockmarket coming ?
FCC Kamikazes Lead Gen Like its WW2...
Crypto Is Not Anonymous And Its Value Is Determined By The Volume Of Illicit Transactions
Long-term investors are (rational) optimists by definition
From my anus to yours: Lessons from a gbear.
Warren Buffet less likely to survive sleeping than a Polish Jew in WW2 - death odds at 24.5%
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
What is being undervalued by Wall Street these days?
Jim Cramer: "WW3 ain't happening. Why can't everyone just chill?" Black Monday confirmed, what's your trading plan?
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
WW3? Time to short or too early?
psa: it’s either priced in or doesn’t matter
What would happen if they performed an exorcism on jpow during the fed?
Why It's a Trader's Market (and will be for the foreseeable future)
Buy Long Dated SPY calls and join the military is a guaranteed winning strategy.
Weight Watchers: drugs x fast food x no willpower equals ten bagger
If a nuke goes off I just hope I'm holding puts
WW3 going to happen soon? How would that affect stocks. Discuss
What are your thoughts about Weight Watchers (WW)? I prescribe weight loss medications, and they are very good. WW could be primed.
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
What decades were good for the US economy?
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
Epazz Holdings' ZenaDrone 1000 Displayed at the 2023 AERO in Germany Leads to Multiple Demonstrations With NATO Partner Countries Defense and German Law Enforcement and Rail Line
2023-04-26 Wrinkle Brain Plays - In the style of Harley Quinn
Teladoc starts telehealth services for weight management, diabetes prevention
Investment Strategy China Invasion of Taiwan + interefence USA
$WW going up after acquisition news, shorts will soon cover
Here's why the US dollar will never crash
prosperous decades for the US economically?
What were some prosperous / good decades for the economy on a global scale?
Hot Stocks: TRMR, CARA drops on earnings; WW jumps nearly 80%; TDW hits 52-week high
WeightWatchers Analyst Expects Stock To Slim Down After Gaining 80% On Telehealth Takeover - WW International (NASDAQ:WW)
WeightWatchers International: Meme Stock Potential
Weight Watchers $WW is the squeeze of the year 2023! Let’s go from $6 to $95
Q3-Q4 Blood Bath? How to play stock Armageddon?
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Hedge your portfolio against WW3 with $SKYT, a pure play US based semiconductor foundry poised for massive growth this year and next.
Truly capitalize the war in Russia while ending it quicker, and bring down meat prices.
Putin spokesman says tanks from the West constitute "direct involvement" in the Ukrainian War. Should the West still send tanks and risk WW3?
Soliciting feedback for following risk-adjusted 10% return strategy
$aprn > $bbby - here’s why this is the move of the year MASTER DD
WTF is going on with: WisdomTree S&P 500 3x Daily Leveraged UCITS ETF ? did i miss WW3?
What am I overthinking here? Dividends and taxable accounts
Bears waking up tomorrow realizing their WW3 wet dreams didn't come true, and their port full of shor dates poots I down 99% ... Again
The Recession has already happened, and you missed it
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
Weight Watchers (WW) the company that is not dying any time soon.
I know this is ant shit, but I want a WW3
How did the US recover from the Great Recession?
Non-Boomer Portfolio Management for The Highly Regarded
Major loss + my plan to recoup my losses
Inflation, China housing crisis, fucking Hurricane, UK meltdown, inch away from WW3, Coolio's death. And some of you still go full regard with your 15k life saving.
It is insane that Americans aren't looking for bargain bucket European stocks right now
Warren Buffett's advice in case of WW-III: "Do not hold cash because of high inflation during the war. Own a farm, own an apartment house, own securities. Whether boom or bust — or World War III — people still need to eat, people still need a place to live."
Calls on England if they ditch the monarchy. Puts if they don't
The fed owns 42% of all GDP can someone explain this in layman terms?
DD from CAS Investment Partners, a value investing firm, on $PRTY: 5-year price target of $30+
If you’re looking for a stock with some potential, they’ve shorted it so much but WW seems like it bottomed out. Only way to go now is up. Get in while you still can. It’s $6.76 as of now. Weight watchers might be the move boys.
WW undervalued and being shorted. It’s starting to base build and will soon rise. Buy in while you still can.
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And most of all we have the holder of Fifa peace prize as running the most powerful army in the world. Why is everyone so worried. I bet if it was someone who didnt hold a Fifa peace prize (biden lol) we would have been on WW5 already
Good thing this isn’t a WW
The pump is fake. People have tried this in military history. During WW1, after the russian revolution, the Bolsheviks were looking to settle down after they seized power but since Russia was still at war with Germany they had to find a way out of the war. Germany refused to agree to a ceasefire so Trotsky declared they were withdrawing from the war unilaterally without giving any concessions or signing a peace treaty. Germany's response was to attack even harder and it ended up with Russia being forced to sign an even more embarrassing and harsh treaty. You see what happens when one side declares the war is over without the other side agreeing?
Bruh we ain’t paying for shit in Iran to get rebuilt ever unless we lose like Germany did in WW2 and that ain’t happening
Can literally start WW3 after promising to explicitly not do that, and then get to sit on the shitter all day posting AI videos Oh and he gets to take his positions before anything happens
I was thinking TACO would land on week 2 after Iran started hitting other energy facilities and threatened to shut down the strait and the impact was being seen on markets/gas prices, but now I’m not so sure. He keeps contradicting himself. It’s over but there’s more to do. We need help from allies but are powerful enough to not need them. Iran is done but he won’t accept anything less than unconditional surrender. Most wars throughout history did not end that way though and go with a negotiated peace. WW2 was sort of an exception including being a total war for most participants. I think he is setting up objectives that escalate things with the expectation that Iran will just cave in completely but he gets shocked each step that they aren’t working the way he wants them to.
This thread: Bols thinking they're all clear due to one tweet, and Bers hoffing copium and praying for WW III cause they bought Puts at the bottom
Don't you mean we'll have won more than Germany and Japan won in WW2? Considering how we've left the Pacific and Europe defenseless while cratering our own economy to achieve nothing in Iran if you think this will result in some glorious victory for us, well. 🤷♂️
This is why having career politicians that understand diplomacy is important. Rather than a guy that thinks escalation chain is the answer since WW2.
Ar the points where if one of few people wakes up this weekend with a kink in their neck or woke up on the wrong side of the bed.....it's joever, WW3
Imagine walking up to a finance bro a year ago and being like "WW3 is going to start, you better short gold! Its going to drop 15% minimum!" You would be told to put down the crack pipe.
CCL puts, not much travel during WW3
I sold at the right time and made profit, nearing WW3 wasn’t on my compass at that time. Sorry gang
The pound is a good point but I think the digital age makes it too different. The brits were the best at doing the same thing everyone else was doing. There were still other empires and other very strong currencies. The US has no modern peer in terms of military or dominance and basically runs the internet. China is the only other serious option, but if they're going to surpass the US, it's going to either be WW3 first or a slow drip over decades.
Pretty sure the IRGC has been preparing for this very moment for the past 40 years…it’s their dream really to go hand to hand combat with American soldiers kamikaze Japanese WW2 vibe Iranian Martyrdom . This is going to fucking nuts
The U.S. stock market didn't crash during WW2 and actually it was average 16% returns. Naive investors need to learn from History instead of social media. The user name gives away bias, which is a terrible way to invest.
Just wait until 4:00:00.001 today. At that time, Mango will decide reveal what his weekend moves will be. Tacos for all? WW3? Kill some troops, let others live? We will see... but the line will go up or down. No sideways stuff!
Yeah, and every time I did, the next day was huge green and I made bank. How many Sunday nights was every ber calling for WW3 as I was buying and Monday was big green dong? I wish there was a tracking mechanism to let people make calls and track that. Think about it, we could then follow people that consistently were right. Anyway. Buy now ber, you had a week of fun
You do realize the military needs to be paid to stay that big right? This isn't WW2 anymore where people were signing up out of commitment to the country. I know a decent amount of ex-military and I can tell you right now they pretty much all fall into 1 of 2 categories. Either they didn't have a better option out of high school, or they wanted to get in and out to qualify for college tuition assistance.
They don't want to start WW III. I think that's worth suffering the high price of oil caused by a sociopathic, idiot manchild starting a war to distract people from his pedophilia.
#TLDR --- **Ticker:** TSM **Direction:** Down (Straight to zero) **Prognosis:** Buy $120 Puts expiring 4/17 **Catalyst:** WW3, calm seas, and self-destructing semiconductor fabs **Military Credential:** Armchair Admiral / Tom Clancy novel aficionado
Bruh, this is WW3. China is going to bomb TSMC soon. The writing's on the wall.
Globally a massive amount of assets went to zero in WW2. This is a very US based perspective and assumes we’d win WW3.
I mean true but unless this escalates into some WW3 doomsday scenario, oil is gonna rebound hard just like every other commodity that goes on a big 'macro tailwind' run.
Weird that some people think this is the harbinger of WW3.
Its like hes trying to destroy the markets, world economy, and every geopolitical relationships we have built since WW2
I believe 🥭will call upon NATO and remind them of the Blitzkreig of WW2, believe it or not, calls.
So we're about to attack Cuba now (and Trump is blocking their oil imports). Is this WW3 and are we the baddies?
US is on track to surpass WW2 debt to GDP ratio in next few years easily All US fund managers are balls deep invested at ATH lol with little money to buy dips: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/VT68UeYQXR Stagflation is on the horizon (inflation is sticky and looks like it will continue like even disregarding the Iran war which is gonna accelerate it + we have job losses now in the official numbers, though anyone trying to get a new job in 2025 knew the economy was cooked already)... This means Fed cannot do QE very easily and even if they do you cannot really print your way out of Stagflation very easily, plus I doubt QE will be a magic bullet that stops mass layoffs and white collar offshoring in America and this whole K shaped economy that is teetering despite consumer spending being 70% of GDP BTW!!! Private credit and venture capital is in the shit hole being over leveraged to the balls on GPT wrapper dogshit startups OR on SaaS that is being rerated lower from 48493944x PE ratio (see like Atlassian stock, Figma stock, Asana stock, basically any fucking SaaS stock even MSFT or NOW which are blue chip SaaS lol)... (look at $KKR or $APO stock and all of YC's and 16z's and etc.'s investments) Circular financing deals and debt that must see a return eventually for AI bubble spending, I'm talking both the AI labs and all the infrastructure providers (if this debt has to be paid back, stocks that were at ATH will be sold to do so btw)... You can't use ChatGPT or Claude forever while burning tens of billions of $$$ annually... Uber and Spotify and all these unicorns did it for years, but the magnitude of their capex burn into an oven to do so was nothing compared to OpenAI and Anthropic.... Mango is in office, non zero chance bro gets a stroke randomly in next 4y or like does other regarded shit to fk the economy over more and accelerate all of above said reasons Tell me what is bullish? Like genuinely idk The only thing i can think of is stocks are not as overpriced as in 1928 or 1999... Otherwise I don't know legit
Under biden it never felt like there'd be WW3.... Russia was always going to be a proxy war due to nukes. The middle east now under trumps bonfire actions is markedly closer to this reality....
-4.6% because of WW3 seems strong
If Israel nukes Iran, is several years every country in middle east will have nukes. Every single one. The non-proliferation will be history, nuclear warfare will be normalised, and Israel will be nuked soon after by someone. That is why Israel will not nuke Iran, but Bibi will ask Trmp nicely to do it and take responsibility for that historical victory over evil terrorists. Then Bibi and whoever follows him will keep saying "We didn't do it! Trmp did it! Here is proof!" If Trmp does it, everyone who follows him will say the same: "He did it! Here is proof!" Because he will say the magical words: "On my order..." Soon after that, half the countries in the world will make their own nukes, the other half will buy nukes from them, as everyone buys other weapons today. If not nukes, then chemical weapons, as they are "more sustainable" and leave no lasting contamination, while drone delivery systems would make them precise and highly effective, more so than nukes. In any case, this is where things are going now. As for forgiveness, Israel can live with it, Germany can live with what they did in WW2, Japan can live with what they did in WW2 (20mil dead only in China, genocidal atrocities beyond imagination). So when USA nuked Japan, it was a slap on the wrist compared with what Japanese did all over Asia. 20mil killed in China, 1mil killed only in Philippines, almost all of them civillians. Competitive beheadings - stuff that makes ISIS look okay, Japan can live with it till this day, no apologies.
This goes back to 1940’s & post WW2
Don’t care until they parachuting in like WW2 or storming the beach like D - Day
I mean the Iranian regime is pretty f***** too but still no reason to invade them.... Huge part of the world has regimes or no real democracies still no reason to invade them... Not sure what they teach the kids but one thing is for sure that would be not a surprise if we start a WW3 bcs of them... I won't fight for any of these losers gonna escape to south America or something
Be safe WW western Union stock pays over 10 percent d
Trump is the Anti-Christ ... this MF'er is on the edge of kicking off WW3
So he’s likening the attack on Iran to the attack that pulled the remaining isolationist super powers into WW2? The accelerationists are all traitors.
Japan has suffered enough for what has happened, they have admitted theyhave become very humble post WW2. No reason to drop more bombs at a press event
Japan still denies the Rape of Nanking to this day. Absolute ruthless monsters during WW2. Also one of the most xenophobic cultures out there. They went from talking about taking over the entire world with Germany to men smashing body pillows and anime. Nukes were a good thing. Trump is in the right here, and I say this as a person who completely detests him. I can smell the Japanese glazers in this thread.
All the idiot had to say was that we are in full control and the war will be over within months. Instead he asked every country to join because he wants WW3
If they do, Taiwan is fucked. China be watching. This is a WW3 scenario. China/Iran/Russia not just at war with the US but also allied together.
so he can then end WW3 checkmate
\*gets denied of Nobel Peace Prize\* TACO: "It's WW3 then..."
We’re closer to WW3 than we should be that’s for sure
One good thing about Bols is that they are positive and upbeat. Oil Crisis? Buy calls. WW3? Buy calls. 😂😂
No one predicted WW3 is Pedophiles vs. Terrorists
Believe it or not, 700. WW3 priced in
Even if WW3 happens, markets will still keep rising. Stocks and the economy are 2 very different worlds.
Because modern capitalism is entirely dependent on endless growth. If the market were to go into a sustained drop, there will be a corrective move sooner or later, or we are at the threshold of WW3 and it's all game over.
Oh man... lol The USD and the Mark post-WW1 have absolutely nothing in common. Economies to scale, tax-base, debt structure. I could go on. That's like saying "bro go read up on the tulip bubble bro". Like okay, and then what? But surely you're not even serious, because you only own 3%.
Agreed. Im just waiting for the catalyst. Oil or WW3 seems like a pretty good one.
Hardly WW3 if no one is helping Iran militarily.
Let’s just get on with WW3. We are begging China to take Taiwan back ight now.
Jokes on you, you get enlisted to WW3
My boy we’re shimmying toward an Oil crisis at best, WW3 at worst. -.84% is just fine.
If you had a contact in Iran they might be able to do this but you would probably have a hard time getting out big quantities that makes this worth it. That said, if this war causes WW3 the Rial will be a collectable in 50 years from now assuming there are people to collect currencies 50 years from now.
That was in 2025. We're in 2026 now so we're safe but hard to say about WW4 if he post it again.
Its not enough Israel just committed Genocide on Palestine (the true Israelites from what I have read) and continues to terrorize Palestine, but then we stole oil from Venezuela (suddenly drug boats are not a worry), started operations in Ecuador to battle "drug trafficking" (lets take a guess if Ecuador holds a lot of oil...), cut off any ability for Cubans to get any relief let alone oil to power their country, and now we are in Iran. If this isnt the start of WW3 I dont know what is. Ya'll better be going to your doctors and getting any ailments put on paper before this draft, cuz I am guessing age aint cutting it.
These $MU gay bulls are straight up French kissing the chart, drooling over 90+ calls like it’s a glory hole at the semiconductor orgy…while the Middle East burns, oil rips to $95+, and the planet’s two headlines from WW3. Shameless homoerotic options porn: ‘Micron’s throbbing IV crushed me raw…’ I need eye bleach and a therapist. Disgusting. Passionate. Peak 2026 degeneracy.
Bulls have after WW3, BEARS GOT NOW
Bro WW3 started like 4 years ago
Start of WW3 means gold drops almost 10%. Bro what kind of regarded timeline are we trapped in?!
The US Military will NOT want to leave at this point. That means they've yet to win a war since WW2....very British level of failing there. BUT Trump is going to band aid/rug pull them here soon.
Bro just set it at 0% so we can devalue the debt. Just do what we did post WW2 it's that easy.
Apparently WW3 was fully priced in 2 weeks ago.
He doesn’t. At least he framed his answer the way, unlike most of Reddit that’s claiming WW3 is beginning His take is the most reasonable and likely. Reddit is full of doomers who are always wrong
It’s crazy people still think this is still a possible situation. The only way this will end is through war of attrition. Iran is a martyrdom nation. They do not operate like other countries in the west .. different values and philosophy. They are almost equivalent to Japanese people in WW2 and what did we have to do to end the war … nuke the shit out of them
Honestly surprised how stupid the market is. I’m sure the market players are dumping onto these dumb fucking buyers and algos or whatever is keeping the market up. It simply makes no sense how we are at relative all time highs with everything going on.. strait shut, Middle East all fucked up, Russia Ukraine, basically the introduction to a WW3 event but I think average people don’t know anything what’s going on in the world and how serious it is Until gas is at $10 a galllon
People don’t know the history of the mullah, Iran and it shows here and in the market. They are a Shia people and practice religion of martyrdom. Almost to akin to the Japanese people in WW2. They will go on with the war til last man standing or til when we drop a nuclear bomb on Iran
People don’t know the history of the mullah and Iran. They are a Shia people and practice religion of martyrdom. Almost to akin to the Japanese people in WW2. They will go on with the war til last man standing or til when we drop a nuclear bomb on Iran
Market was pricing in WW3 but other countries didn’t want to participate so we go back up
JPOW: WW3 is transitory
Took 2 years for the USA to join the Allied Forces in WW2, and the allied forces weren’t event the ones who started the fight. He’s moaning after 18 days?!
Kicking myself for selling RKLB the first week of WW3
As fucked as the world is I feel like we’ve come a long way. We got 🥭 out here trying his damndest to start WW3 and most countries are like nah, we good. 100 years ago the whole world would be burning for this bullshit
This is a good bet. People eligible for the draft will have to start sucking cocks to avoid fighting in WW3, and given how this generation is soo straight and afraid of feminine dicks that they voted for WW3, I'm long on ED meds (pun intended).
If I had a yuan for every time I heard we were nearing WW3 since 2016; I’d be a yuanillionaire
If that's WW3 then we already had WW3 with the cold war. This would be WW4. Arguably WW5 because Ukraine/Russia. West collectively pushed that back through various non kenetic means. If you mean kinetic conflicts between world powers on world powers soil then there will never be a WW3 until Nukes can be reliably countered in all forms. Best you are going to get is regional proxy wars, that's hardly WW3 worthy. Also I have to take a shot every time someone says brics and my liver is killing me so please stop. TBH alligning yourself with BRICS is the single worst thing for a currency. Every currency apart from China that has aligned themselves with BRICS has crumbled immediately after. Just say it's to counter China.
The reality is that the war is going to end probably soon. Reddit makes it seem like WW3 is going to happen or that we are in Iraq 2.0. Oil is moving. It’s a good sign for the world and the markets.
Reminder: During WW2, American headlines were full of deception, never including decisive events until after the fact. Just endless broadsides like “Hitting them Hard in the Pacific!” and “Sinking German Subs in the Atlantic!” Since the war was won by us, we tend to conflate the press as free and accurate. It wasn’t. There is actually a large body of work that argues that Western liberal societies profited immensely during the wars of the 20th century because they were particularly good at creating content in their societies that generated mass lies, hysteria, and confusion / Compliance.
Only 6% of ballistic weapons hit the target in WW2. That is a fantastic statistic. And incredibly bullish for America!
Is this the end ber? Financial collapse, WW3, black swan, martial law... What doom are we hoping for today?
US to Japan in WW2: The war is over. Surrender now. US to Iran: The war is over. But we'll keep pounding you.
We are trying to control Hormuz Strait to control the oil going to China to slow down or stop brics from destroying the Petro Dollar and world currency of USD. If that’s not WW3 your education has failed you. Buckle up retard you’re in for a long ride.
WW3 is going on rn and the only way any of us can get a job is telling a mcdonalds interviewer "my entire life is actually about burgers. I actually want to be a burger when i grow up"
Preventing WW3. Glad we are stopping the nuke program. Good job POTUS.
In a situation like we are right know some investors hedge against WW3, its always like this. Same story was during the beginning of 3 day special operation.
> For the first time, it looks like the war will not escalate to an all out WW3 nuclear holocaust. It has never looked like that you melodramatic doomer