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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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NVDA and TSLA carrying SPY
Hopped in some TSLA puts here. Can't teach an old dummy new tricks 🤪
The realization that TSLA is doomed is going to hurt a lot of retirements.
TSLA always jacking up my plays
TSLA calls till next ER. Then puts. Fuckn cant wait for Elons fraud to be unvelied.
Yes, only because I learned to stomach volatility and can now confidently say I don't fall prey to panic selling. One thing I was certain of was that TSLA was at bare min now insulated from bankruptcy. Musk learned after almost simultaneously losing both TSLA and SpaceX to bankruptcy before. Def bought in with fomo tho, and only now learning the flip side of the folly of getting over excited. Panic selling= bad. Fomo buying= bad. That said, Tsla could swing wildly to the upside at any time and would make for a nice exit, or a hold for a robotics play if your long. Lessons learned. I'm still happy I trusted my gut and took a shot, but if I'm early, that's ultimately no different than being wrong, for now. TSLA (the body) and Xai (the brain) are part and parcel. Embodied ai is the biggest tailwind currently out there. Not something I would bet against. The commander in chief is our generation's greatest and most capable genius. Timelines are hard tho and have been tricky. But things happen faster in my head than in real life too, and I'll take optimism over pessimism any day. Every day behind the scenes there is a tremendous amount of work and progress being made, so there are real, tangible, and oftentimes incredible results. Just know he doesn't filter. As a shareholder, it's not always fun, but I actually really respect those who speak their truths even if it comes at a cost. If your political, maybe not for you. For me, I like the stock, and will continue to hold till Optimus is meaningfully contributing to the bottom line.
Should’ve gotten TSLA instead of SPY 0dtes 😔
You're acting like INTC is trading anything like TSLA. Exhibit A: grandma
Can guarantee you that you will continue gambling no matter how wealthy you become and in many cases it will be your downfall. Have a family friend who had multiple successful tech exits ($100M+ net worth not unlikely) and had a beautiful $15M waterfront house in LA, but then got addicted to options trading and lost everything and got foreclosed on his house and is now living with his parents in his 50s. Also know a plastic surgeon in his 70s who had an extremely successful career (had many big name clients), but was also a degen gambler and probably has a sub 500k net worth now (though interestingly he was obsessed with shorting big tech stocks even as they continued to go up because he was so convinced in his own mind that they were overvalued). Then you have my father (also a doctor who did well after selling a few practices), who still has money, but is weirdly obsessed with shorting TSLA (tried to short it at 150 and is still holding that position, $4M loss to date). In fact these stories are everywhere and really show what becoming addicted to the markets can do
You’re acting like this market is trading on fundamentals. Exhibit A: TSLA
Dude. For not buying Apple calls the other day after getting the notification that they were meeting with him publicly, I legit saw and passed on Call options that would have netted me $100K from throwing in $2K. The week before he went to the Middle East he said it was a good time to buy stocks. TSLA jumped to $370. Last time he was in office, more or less similar play outs in the market. Agree to disagree but now is the time to make some money even if we don’t like the guy.
They ain’t hand me shit, you work for it in an Asian family. I made $2M off TSLA stock by 21, that’s where I got my money from.
If it works for Musk it works for others. TSLA is a prime example.
I'm an American living in Mexico and BYD is everywhere. Really great looking cars, very cheap, especially compared to TSLA. I plan to buy one next year.
Whats more regarded a TSLA bol or a US market Ber ?
Retooling and needing another assembly just to sell a slightly longer version of a car in a specific market where EVs are saturated with better options? When is it time to get TSLA puts again?
Can we see SPY+30% and TSLA -60%, something about this clown treating America as his plaything pisses me off so much.
No I forgot I had it. It was great to check last week. Oh! You are talking about TSLA, sold it a long time ago.
Funny enough, all those were heavily botted for years, same with PLTR, TSLA, CVNA, etc. Memestocks often develop a life all their own after the initial pump though. Turns out that having huge quantities of shares tied up by retail holders convinced to HODL pushes them to crazy valuations and helps keep them there.
Here you go: TSLA pump today. In ca. 2-3 days: dump.
Elons twitter is just GROK generating images idgaf about show me some TSLA news
More bad news for TSLA, it's hilarious that people think the company is gonna turn around. You don't come back from going full nazi
TSLA ber or bol killer today ?
ok here are my moves today after much deliberation . I know everyone is chomping at the bit for an awesome free money move today so here goes TSLA 20p 0DTE AAPL 35p ODTE OPEN 0p 0DTE COIN 15p 0DTE hmmm what else oh yeah MSTR 0p 0DTE thanks for your attention to his matter fucking re +ards
TSLA berz still making money today
Man, holding TSLA since 2021 has basically been a masterclass in stress management 😂. Four years of rollercoaster rides just to end up flat… Meanwhile, $VOO holders are sipping margaritas with +30%. Curious though — do you think Tesla’s *next 4 years* will finally pay off, or is this just dead money compared to broad indexes?
That 0800 volume spike was interesting, was a selloff on spy but a buy on TSLA and NVDA
weird day when TSLA and NVDA are not the highest volumes
So we got $NVO calls $Open calls $PLTR puts $TSLA puts I’m I missing anything else ?
TSLA yes.NVDA.. You’re out of your goddamned mind
Every week TSLA has more reports of declining sales, low interest, poor numbers, less revenue, cost cuts.... Yet pump!! lol
Aug 18 (Reuters) - British motorists can now lease a Tesla (TSLA.O), opens new tab electric vehicle for just over half of what they would have paid a year ago, The Times reported on Monday, citing industry sources. Tesla has been forced to offer discounts of up to 40% to car leasing companies to shift more units, the report said.
$PLTR $AMD $TSLA lets gooooo
Aug 18 (Reuters) - British motorists can now lease a Tesla (TSLA.O), opens new tab electric vehicle for just over half of what they would have paid a year ago, The Times reported on Monday, citing industry sources. Tesla has been forced to offer discounts of up to 40% to car leasing companies to shift more units, the report said. Tsla $500 eod
TSLA was one of the first stocks I bought when I got into investing in March of 2020 when everything crashed from COVID and I didn't really know what I was doing. Sold it for over 10x what I bought it for a few years later after both splits when I had learned more about investing and wanted to get a ROTH IRA and just invest that money in low cost index funds in my ROTH and my 401K. Realized I had just gotten super lucky with it and a lot of the other stuff I had invested in that did really well for me and knew I would not always be that lucky but was grateful for the jump start to my ROTH and the leftover money I got to put towards my house lol. Multiple times I almost sold but I'm glad I just held and waited. Now I don't even think about the market so it's interesting my feed even had an investing post pop up lol
India crying right now in the media because Rubio admitted that the reason India has been tariffed to hell over buying Russian oil and China hasn't is because the EU stood up for China. >*"So we have heard, when you talk about the Senate bill that was being proposed where there was a hundred percent tariffs on China and India, we did hear from a number of European countries – not in press releases but we heard from them – some concern about what that could mean. But look, I don't want to get into a tit for tat with Europeans on this." he further added.* Hahaha, sucks to suck. TSLA calls it is.
TSLA is not valued in cars, its valued in brand, AI and robotics, their car volume is laughable compare to other car companies.
TSLA is trash and BYD has geopolitical risk, better to buy penny stocks
You have TSLA calls
Futures are mooning Berz are fucked TSLA berz still making money
I’m less bullish on TSLA than on crypto right now that’s why. Check my profile for my current plays lol.
SPY 675 EOY, but not before a slight pullback Sep-Oct me thinks. CRWV. Earnings corrections are overblown. Who gives a shit if they don’t make money. Stocks 10x without posting a profit all the time. HOOD! Add HOOD on every dip! And TSLA because that stock is indestructible. TSLA doesn’t trade on technicals. You will get burned being logical with that stock. LLY because fat people always want a band aid to cure their obesity.
I held TSLA for 6 years. It was my first ever 10 bagger back in 2021. The performance since hasn’t been amazing but last year I managed to still return 140% in 2024 and a quick 30% YTD early in the year after selling it off and going into TSLQ. I’m still bullish on the stock long term but I don’t hold any right now.
AVGO needs to be included in mag7 in place of TSLA.
The next two months are by far the worst on record for TSLA. Since IPO: Sept – 40% win rate, +0.24% avg return Oct – 33% win rate, +2.47% avg return
Nobody can predict the future but we can be quite certain that the future isn't purely random. TSLA will always be more volatile than SPY, which will always be more volatile than TLT. Volatility around earnings will typically be higher than non-earnings periods. As long as there are trends that hold true or have some better-than-random likelihood to hold true then we can create models.
TSLA. 10k RoboTaxis can generate 1 billion in revenue potentially. Imagine 1 million or more working globally. It’s gonna be banana. 🍌
Have you looked at their core business model though? They are going to be the biggest most epic bag holder once this AI bubble pops. If you bet on AI, NVDA is the real winner. But TSLA might be the true sleeper if they can beat China to artificial intelligence robots. Think iRobot and think how revolutionary the iPod and iPhone was when it first came out.
I don't buy or hold it because it doesn't follow any of my TA/trading patterns but tbh TSLA.
Current leap holdings as of now: AMZN 200c UNH 300c LLY 650c TSLA 330c ARM 135c Ready for another bullish week
none. if I was forced to buy then TSLA.
you have $50k to only buy SHARES which top 3 companies are you buying to hold for the next 5 years? so far I’m long TSLA, COIN, BMNR, RGTI, OSCR
Agreed my man, I’ve got TSLA and COIN shares too but so volatile that I don’t sell weeklies on them
Imagine being the carpenter who made and lost $415M on TSLA starting with like $84k. That actually has to hurt so bad…
Fine, if the casino won’t open I’ll do it myself. TSLA 380 8/22 call I’ll sell rn for 0.89. Yea it’s overpriced, I’m the fucking market maker bitch I do what I want.
TSLA. Their car business is not doing well. Stock price is held by hopes that Robotaxi and Optimus will work out (and perhaps their energy division).
how is TSLA up in the last month it's all bad news coming out of it
Reading this makes me feel better about my TSLA calls.
It’ll be worth it in like 5-10 years and your in at the bottom of the next TSLA/UNH/NFLX
* Low testosterone ✅ * Morbid obesity ✅ * Horrible social skills ✅ These are the qualifications you need to become a TSLA safety driver.
I think it’s time again to get in on sub $300 TSLA leaps.
I remember TSLA had the $1000 calls at 0% when it was at $400-$500 pre split. Who knows with this market
Good questions. Ticker you might also say company, shares, stock, equities, underlying. That’s the company your option is based on TSLA or NVDA. Position, or play, or thesis, etc. is your current type of option, whether you’re buying or selling, and the direction. For instance “I sold Cash Secured Puts on Palantir for Friday a month from now, I got 1.38 premium per share, on four hundred shares”. I CSP’d PLTR 30 DTE for 4 c’s at 1.38. Or P1.38 x4 PLTR 30 DTE. Contract; one contract is for 100 shares. It’s confusing because it sounds like the contract would be the option trade that you sell. But it’s used to mean a quantity of those sold contracts. If the contract is assigned by the buyer, you give money for shares or vice versa, for 100 shares. Someone might also say “lots”. I never collect odd numbers of shares. Always in lots of 100. So my portfolio; I might have a lot of contracts worth of GME I want to get rid off. So I have 5 Covered Call contracts sold for 7 DTE (next week), and I picked a Strike price with a high delta (above .50) In The Money, because I want them to get called and get off my books. I want the cash. But I may also have 5 c’s at a higher strike price, and another t c’s at a lower strike price. I’ve spread it out. So I have 3 different plays, or positions open. In theory, you might like a stock a lot and always be looking to gain new shares at a lower price, and sell shares at a higher price. So pretend the share price is $100, you may have CSP positions at $90 and CCs at $110. So you’ve got two different plays, in opposite directions on the same ticker. And within each of those, you spread them across 3 different strike prices (so maybe 89, 90, 91 and 109, 110, 111) so you have 6 contracts.
TSLA. Amd. Intel. A lot of REALLY fucking trash meme stocks. Biotechs had their day. Hell even stupid shit like Japanese companies had a way over hyped run up for a bit. There was a brief obsession with value stocks after the 2008 crash. Ford had its comeback after going down to $4 per share.
First month of option trading and I’m Even, what I’ve learned is to not force a trade, I wiped 7000 dollars in gains just from chasing 5x returns. I did hit one July 25th from a TSLA rebound but I’ve learned to wait for an opportunity like that and not force it. Also swing trading is a lot easier Than 0dte trades. Any advice on stocks to look at for potential plays?
Now there's the larping I come here for. So you were 22 at the time with $2M of TSLA... but now you're celebrating cross into 6 figures 4 years later. Lol. Seems legit
I need both PTLR and TSLA to reach a PEG of 2.0 or lower.
PLTR, TSLA and the retail faves are now banks. They exist because people don't want to pay capital gains tax.
Not directly related; but as an aside, I don’t do any multi-legged plays. I’m not in front of the computer, so I’ll just rattle this off from memory. Three general sections. Strike < : Whatever cash I have / 100 200-day exponential MA > 0. (Is the underlying going in the toilet?) Time to expiry: Usually 1 - 21 days. 50 day RSI > .50 (is the RSI increasing) 14 day RSI > 50 day RSI (is it curving up?) 5 days RSI < .90 (make sure it’s not already creating the peak and about to fall) IV Volume I’m probably leaving something out. Safety measures Delta < whatever your risk tolerance Probability of finishing OTM > 70% %BE Bid < -7% (how much buffer do I have if the trade starts going against me) I’m probably forgetting something. If I get less than 15-20 hits, I loosen some of the filters a little. If I get more than 35 hits, I tighten some of the filters a little. I don’t filter on it, but I also output columns for “option finishes before earnings”, and Put/Call ratio skew. I dump the CSV file with the 20-30 results into my spreadsheet where I have a prebuilt tab with color conditional formatting on each column, and helper formula columns at the end. One is a composite formula based on all the columns, expressing “how good is each play”. One calculates how many contracts I can buy or each row (there’s a cell at the top where I put my current budget). One calculates the total gain - specific dollars. One calculates ROC. One calculates Returns per DTE. Each column highlight the above average 50% in green, and the lowest 1 in red. (You have to know for each column whether positive or negative is “good”). I usually sort by each column that’s primarily relevant, and plink off the bottom scoring row. This gets me down to maybe 5 survivors. Usually one of those will be a ticker name like DJT or TSLA that I just say “absolutely not” then I pick the remaining one that seems like the most ROC or total gain, with the highest $ per DTE.
TSLA puts might print
Worst time ever, so many worthless scam stocks (TSLA) and zero price discovery. Literal roulette
Possible yes. Today, you could buy 3 TSLA Dec 2026 LEAPS at $300 strike then sell 3 .10 Delta CCs each week for PMCCs to get \~$250. Works until it doesn't.
Boomer colleague told me he bought TSLA with his retirement fund, he is retiring next year. presumably there are thousands of highly regarded people like him who drank elon's bath water
Stay long, think APPL, TSLA and GOOGL over the years.
And I was annoyed from my $350 loss on a TSLA put... You just don't mess with these delusional fanatics, man. 😄
Nice. The UNH calls I wanted hardly jumped in price, which was interesting. Compared to say TSLA they seemed quite sedate. 😁
Lost 50K TSLA 350s suck on that micro
Fuck my bum TSLA fuck you bitch ass bitch fuck you
Best stock since TSLA and NVDA
I sold TSLA Dec expiry $80 dollar strike puts for $100 each because the market is fucking retarded
Its fake, this dumbass posted this photoshopped garbage in another sub and deleted his account because he forgot to edit it and it said TSLA price
Yep. Def something I've come to terms with bc I like to take profits around 20-30% unless I have a very compelling reason not too. Like a reason so good that I ask myself "am I willing to double down and buy more at these prices?" And if not, I like my profits. Seen many things soar after I sold for my 20-30%, AMD, TSLA when it ran to 400+, just recently I doubled my money on Webull but could have tripled it in hindsight. But also - if I was the kind of risk taker to ride TSLA to 400, or Webull from 12.50 to 17, I might also have not sold, and then Tesla went back to 220, and WeBull back to 12, after all. They're both up more now - but still better I sold when I did then miss out, especially because options expire! The hindsight thing is all mental game, no one ever went broke by taking profits. Don't beat yourself up!
Sooo lazy… on NVDA, TSLA, AMD, ORCL, SPY, MSFT, AMZN etc etc (I can name 10 or more tickers) The spread is literally .99-1.00 (0.01)almost always every single day. And that’s for OTM calls, once you get into ITM or ATM you can make it even easier with higher delta. 1% stop can be done daily, insta filled with 0 problem on the most liquid options in the world.
TSLA crash back to 300 when?