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$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
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the difference between AMD and NVDA though is that NVDA actually had technology nobody other than 3dfx had, and they gobbled 3dfx up (arguably, they are a re-badge of 3dfx.) today, in the AI space, AMD is playing smoke-and-mirrors in the consumer segment, and eventually people buying Halos are going to realize that dollar-for-dollar they should have bought RTX chips instead of single-user, sub-par (in token decode and power cost) mini PCs. their short term success is entirely a byproduct of "memory shortage" which is just a fancy way of saying "memory manufacturing expansion delay". then again who knows, maybe AMD invents a dedicated compute chip that scales over 1000s of micro-cores +and+ they find some way to become compatible (or competitive) with CUDA ... but this is something Nvidia has been dominating for a very, very long time and so far nobody else is doing it, the paltry 32+ core CISC chips AMD has specialized in "for gaming" are going to hit a technological ceiling just like what happened in the early 90s -- only so many electrons can pass through those dies before the substrate becomes burnt carbon. this is precisely why we haven't seen major "GHZ" advances since the 90s, just careful maneuvering and clever marketing to make it seem like chips are faster -- multiple lanes, i/o multiplexing, on-die instruction muxers, and then multi-core scaling when miniaturization technologies allows for it, which soon is going to require sub-nanometer manufacturing to continue the trend we saw over the past 10 years. more likely AMD flattens out along with INTC next year when they can't deliver anything competitive/new. NVDA will continue to climb until they see real competition, even after the AI bubble finally pops they will shift heavy into the consumer market as people realize they don't need cloud LLMs, which is going to come quickly after consumer GPUs start to approachin 128-256GB+ of VRAM (less than 3 years) and the OSS LLM space starts to deliver quality on par with that of the greediest Cloud AI offerings. gamers that remember "holy crap! 4MB is a LOT of RAM for a game! nobody has that!" will understand how quickly memory markets adapt to demand. look at us now -- 512GB ram machines and climbing quickly in response to AI innovation. yeah, if i was forced to unload AMD or NVDA, I'd dump AMD the moment they showed signs of weakness (or as a precursor, when AVGO began declining, they're also enjoying an unhealthy level of investor ignorance in the AI space.) I would probably immediately shift it into NVDA or TSLA (because robots are the next logical progression for mankind after AI) but only after the dust settled, i surely would NOT put it into an index fund when that is happening.. you'd just suffer death by a thousand cuts until the market is done correcting.
I don’t care about the scam moves as long as TSLA continues to drop
EU is going to approve FSD…That is the TSLA bear dagger IMO
Just to troll myself I like to look at how absurd some of these valuations are. ASML has almost 75% more market cap than CVX, despite CVX having over 5x the revenue, 40% more income, and much better revenue/net income growth YoY too. Nice. And thats me purposefully avoiding the meme stock valuations like SPCX, PLTR or TSLA. Who even talks about ASML? Cant even say its AI related necessarily, because CVX signed a 20-year contract with Microsoft to power their biggest data center, and the market simply didnt care at all.
I don't like Musk but I am actually gonna buy me some TSLA
Going all in on RIVN, imminent TSLA moment
Tesla self-driving? That's reported on TSLA's balance sheet.
That guy who shorted $380 TSLA puts is actually not cooked if he didn't sell.
Fuck TSLA, SPCX, MSTR, and CVNA. Other than those piece of shit companies, I’m fine with ATHs.
I had one TSLA put I didn't sold at open. Of course.
If SPX spreads are too big for you, just go SPY, it's 10x smaller. Keep in mind it's not an index though, so it's physically settled, and you can get assigned shares. I'd stay away from XSP, the liquidity there is pretty rough. I don't have anything on the S&P right now myself (I do like selling 0DTE there though). Right now the interesting opportunities are mostly in energy and tech (for such a low vol regime). I've had trade chains going on CRM, INTC and URA for a while (strangles now, since they were actively managed). Closed a credit spread on TSLA two days ago (it used to be a calendar, but I had to roll it). If you've got no ideas on what to get into in such a low vol regime, I'd go with calendars and long vega strategies. For calendars right now, as of today check SLV (IVR 6, price \~$55), but also NVDA (IVR around zero, price \~$240), and take a look at IBIT and URA too. As for selling premium, don't force trades. In this kind of market we should be focusing on staying defensive.
ok ive decided to halp this fella lose monie on his pre planned earnings play, nothing burger companies report for awhile except C on oct 13 before open ASML on oct 14 before open TSM oct 15 before open GM and GE on oct 20 before open NFLX on oct 20 after close IBM on oct 21 after close the big deal starts the week of oct 26, TSLA, AMZN, AAPL and all, till then nobody cares
PE too low, we only buy high PE companies like TSLA, SPCX and AMD
For me (up over 1M) I was interested in TSLA at the time but was too pricey. Saw that NVDA supplied a lot of things for the tesla and I liked their GPU's. Was an easy investment based on those metrics for me
Btw taxes are scary, but round tripping thru the potential top of the AI super bubble is scarier, because you'll be haunted literally for the remainder of your life. I can personally share some experiences about both of these out comes. I DCAed TSLA in the window of its post IPO sideways trading, after its first big markup I sold the entire position for something near 300% and I never really got back in, despite liking the company still. I chuckle about that mistake, but it's never deeply bothered me. On the flip side, I rode a 2020-2021 crypto bubble Altcoin up about 1300% on size, over a period of about 9-10 months, I round tripped about 85% of that position before taking out a meager +40-50% gain in mid 2022 thru 2023. That almost 2-3 year period still haunts me. I was afraid of the tax obligations at the top of that bubble, I know where you're at. I also grant to you the bit of "safety" that NVDA has, as compared to an Altcoin. Your max drawdown is probably only 40-60% absolute worst case, not exactly 85% but believe me, it's pain and regret you won't just shake off next bull market. Good luck and congrats on a fucking huge winning investment. Multi year high conviction, winning picks are talked about often, but executed rarely.
How else would you explain the 90% run that TSLA had post the results of the 2024 elections? Rates, regulation, inflation expectations are all tied to political results, no?
The key assumption is that TSLA’s election-era swing was primarily political; if earnings, rates, or broader risk appetite drove it, midterm results may be a weak predictor. What evidence separates political moves from market-wide moves?
My buddy sold $TSLA calls for a small win then ended up buying back in at ATH and got rekt hard on the dip
tomorrow TSLA 360 MSFT 505 AAPL 325 WDC 450 SKHY 170 will cash out and delete my app if this happens :)
quick do I hold my TSLA puts or nah im break even on these shits 4dte 377.5 puts
Occasionally you forget how ridiculous some of these valuations get. For example, TXN and SHEL have basically the same market cap, and yet: TXN Revenue: $19.5B, net income $6B SHEL Revenue: $296B, net income $26B. So 15x revenue, 4x the income And Im not even trying to compare the meme stocks like SPCX or TSLA, TXN is a relatively boring unhyped stock, but has crazy valuation because of course, semiconductors.
Half of which are SPCX and TSLA
ima keep TSLA weekly puts tbh. And SOXL. Wish me luck lol
Who knows. TSLA has as many huge dump days as pump days, and it isn't even pumping much on a green day rn so it might pump soon.
Who knows. TSLA has as many huge dump days as pump days, and it isn't even pumping much on a green day rn so it might dump soon.
i’m in TSLA 400 weekly calls need guidance rn on if you guys think i’m cooked or not
i’m in TSLA 377.5 weekly puts need guidance rn on if you guys think i’m cooked or not
I kinda want to go all in TSLA 375 puts for tomorrow but there's no way it's gonna print unless Elon shows his peener on X
short TSLA rn don't tell me i did't tell u
Need TSLA to change their business model to oil exploration.
TSLA is the stable rational stock now LMAO
are TSLA puts retarded?
The user you replied to was not talking about the economic standing of the "average person." They were talking about the disconnect between stock market prices and business fundamentals. The highest valued companies, like META, NVDA, TSLA, and GOOG, are not making profits that justify their valuations. They are valued based on growth despite already being the largest companies on Earth. For them to grow, the entire economy would have to grow dramatically more than it ever has before. Growth in the past has been driven by increased populations, improved living standards and consumption, and expansion into new markets. In the absence of these factors, it is not rational to imagine economic growth would accelerate or even remain constant. What you are suggesting about the distinction between luxury spending and general consumer spending would only make sense if the top companies were luxury companies. Current growth is not driven by luxury stocks (e.g. RACE is way down from last year), and in fact the vast majority of stocks are trending downward. The main stocks driving growth are technology companies that play in advertising spaces (GOOG, META), companies that sell consumer technology (AAPL, MSFT), and AI-related companies (NVDA) which currently have no profitable end user to speak of. These companies are not profitable from the spending of the top tenth or quartile of consumers. Their stock growth is based on speculation.
TSLA puts can’t be a bad idea rn
I'm so confused, how can everything I have be so red, WDC, AAPL, TSLA, SNDK, GOOGL, all red, but SPY just got a giant dildo, is it all just NVDA lol
Ok good luck man. TSLA has crazy ex behavior and I have been burnt in the past trying to predict its movement and it’s never traded on fundamentals. So I usually stay away.
TSLA 380 resistance is a fortress. PUT
Be careful for first 5 minutes of market open. Prime example is TSLA. Look at first 5 minutes yesterday.
**BanBet Won** — /u/Ok_Cry7572 (15W - 5L, 75%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $379.79 → $383.58 | +1.0% | 15h 24m | Won |
Lately I've played TSLA successfully by swing trading.
i switched from playing MU / AMD / INTC to TSLA last YEAR, worst decision ever
OTM TSLA calls at opening bell for 4000% return?
Terafab and potential TSLA merger in the future
meaning: dang why did i use my gains from 30 min before close SPX puts towards TSLA 280 2dte puts!
TSLA how about we give down a try
TSLA puts have historically been money destroyers, so just don't do it.
you are right about TSLA but you need to wait till it hits the upper channel of 392 next time
Watching this guy's youtube channel where he does drone flyovers of TSLA factory in Texas. Fam, I had no idea this thing was so fking big. It's actually sort of ridiculous.
Yo, this is the same as my portfolio. Long on SPCX, TSLA, and I bought up a ton of MCD. Haters gonna hate but MCD numbers are remarkable. DM me, let's talk stocks.
2.3 trillion for SpaceX? Really?? This is like 10x worse than the bonkers TSLA valuation years ago. Can't wait for Elon to drop dead and both stocks to plummet.
2.3 trillion for SpaceX? Really?? This is like 2x worse than TSLA years ago. Can't wait for Elon to drop and both stocks to plummet.
Oh, and TSLA is also not a bad long term deal because it will likely get taken out +30% of wherever it trades when it gets merged into SPCX. Plus, I can't wait to see the roadster on Oct 16th (Although, I doubt it will do much for the stock) Still, cool to see.
Elon gets richer again while I lost money again on TSLA
Everyday that goes by is 1 day closer to a TSLA merger with SPCX. TSLA I bet only continues going up the rest of the year
You bought way out of the money for TSLA while it’s pumping. It’s not your luck, your trade is just wrong lol
Today didn’t make no sense we have bad economic news plus TSLA is going to spend on Capex, how does that even move the price point up. Where all this moves coming.
So is MSFT, PLTR, SPCX, TSLA. why would you go for QCOM??
This is stock momentum and nothing more. This is known behavior and has been observed since the 1800s. When stocks rally, people jump in to ride it up, causing it to go higher. And when it starts to fall, they abandon it quickly, causing it to fall further. This ignores all fundamentals, headwinds, upcoming legislation, and news. It also ignores positive information and has no understanding of under- or over-weighted stocks. If TSLA rallies, this method buys in. If APPL falls, it sells.
too much bullish shit for TSLA. Hopped in 780 2dte shorts at close
It’s TSLA but for space. Completely disconnect value from reality.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 14W - 5L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $383.58 (above) | $379.79 | +1.0% | Tue 4:02 PM ET |
8 280 TSLA puts -> scalped 3k from SPX puts into it
One month from now: Long term treasury bond yields go to like 15%. Instead of crashing the market, QQQ doubles, and SPCX and TSLA go up like 10x or something. Because that's just how this clown market is.
Other than TSLA, this is my port today.
ehhh 776 spy puts and 780 TSLA puts
You know its a weird day when TSLA is the calm rational one
Musk was brought back into the WH to do the same magic with SPY that he does with TSLA SPCX. SPY moving like an Elon company. Immune to everything!
MMs have been dead-set on not letting TSLA stay above $380 for more than a minute today
People are petrified of the Fed's commitment to fight inflation. As a result, they continue fleeing to safe havens such as TSLA and SPCX.
Yeah, it happens. I made 121k on TSLA in 2021. Could’ve got a nice down payment on a house but instead the market took it back.
People are petrified of the Fed's commitment to fight inflation. As a result, they continue fleeing to safe havens such as TSLA and SPCX.
Breaking news: SPCX to buy US Steel (Ticker X). SPCX will then merge with TSLA and license the song "X gonna give it to ya" by DMX, which will then become the company's anthem.
me no have confidence in hold. me buy TSLA 2dte and SPY 1dte 772 puts. Me at open? Me be happy. Me make monies!
Crazy how TSLA can go vertical like a penny stonk.
Reddit also heavily pushed TSLA as a stock back in 2021 and 2022, because supposedly tesla was going to maintain 40-50% yearly growth on their vehicle sales, and look how that went. The reality is that TSLA as an investment is dogshit. Robotaxis arent panning out, where's the semi truck, cyber truck was a dud, and yet Tesla the company is going just fine because they do still sell good enough cars at good enough prices in the 3 and Y.
because TSLA has a very large allocation in both QQQ and SPY which are constantly getting auto-bought with retirement accounts nothing will meaningfully change the price of TSLA stock except for actual material differences in tesla's performance. and as much hate as elon and tesla get, they are still selling enough cars that the stock can exist with a sky high PE because of all the other fluff opportunities like robo taxis, AI etc etc
is shorting TSLA retarded rn…
TSLA $400 this week isn’t a meme. $500 after that roadster lifts off the ground and levitates
TSLA about to break 380? That would be crazy.
well, TSLA just went below 377.
TSLA won't go under 377 LMAO
Back in December 2022, Elon promised TSLA would be bigger than Saudi Aramco Elon a Houthi confirmed?
the reason TSLA is up is because there is no reason for it to be up
Anyone shorting spcx is a moron or new and didn’t watch TSLA play out
\+185% on TSLA 0 DTE's in $2.80 out $8.00 gg fucking ez
SPCX partnering with TSMC to bring high tech chip manufacturing to US. TSLA is SPCX proxy trade for some people
Why the fuck is TSLA pumping? Literally no fucking reason.
My MU 1200 calls and TSLA 365 puts are down, I can’t never win I lose every time
TSLA is still down 15% on the year. This could have way more legs