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Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
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People have been saying that about TSLA for years. Hence why it’s been one of the most heavily shorted stocks the last decade, and the shorts always get fucked
If you’re sure about it then do it. Gotta follow those instincts. Take your portfolio and short TSLA and let us know how it goes. You could be the genius that makes a fuck ton of money. Just don’t be shocked if you lose your ass. And you have to post it either way company policy.
I mostly trade TSLA but this record is legit from various tickers except for a couple glitches wins due to wsb error
If you don’t understand shorting, TSLA is not where you start. Thats the most dumbed down answer you can get
Elon is exceptional at marketing and that hype has bled into major institutions. While TSLA and SPCX are immensely overvalued, all the major institutions / market makers are bought in on the Elon brand. Literally hundreds of billions riding on his brand. There's no fundamental reason for it but betting against those stocks is extremely risky.
The first rule of gambling is, do not short TSLA. The second rule of gambling is, do NOT short TSLA. The third rule is, if this is your first day in the casino, you have to gamble. Godspeed, OP.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 13W - 4L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $403.85 (above) | $367.14 | +10.0% | Sep 23, 2:01 AM |
TSLA either gonna cum jizz explode here or dumper shit fire
The old NVDA down 2% and TSLA up 4% day eh
I think TSLA floats to 385-400 before dropping again but you could be right
Been playing the APPL and TSLA chop. Apple is ready for a leg up soon. I already cashed out on my calls for TSLA today, lotto put for tmr.
But what made you think TSLA would go up?
TSLA will affect its price increase
Loaded so much TSLA 370 calls at the close.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $367.30 | +7.5% | Sep 21, 1:08 AM |
TSLA obvious safe haven
TSLA SPCX NKE calls
META, MSFT, SPCX, NOW, TSLA. You are welcome
TSLA and META, the 2 shittiest out of the MAGs that are way too high compared to the others Want to short but I ain't no dumb ber
Went back in on TSLA with some $360p. Let’s see if I give back my gains from today.
TSLA are electric 🤔give a fook about oil
I am more worried about the index being gamed to boost junk companies like MSTR, TSLA, SPCX, etc. IMO, the managers of these indices can be bribed easily to make few people mega billionaires, easy peasy. Passive investment is now promoting corruption in ETF world.
Jeffe Pesos out here crashing planes into TSLA because he bigly mad Zooks is losing to cybercab
LOL - TSLA....there's a stock that makes sense /s
IB Times says 'plunge' but TSLA closed green yesterday. Classic clickbait.
You're NOT dumb, just impatient! Your Options don't expire til the EOY, so just sit back & wait. Now, only problem I see is SpaceX has been trending up for weeks now. If it dips once, u might want to jump on it cause it may not go back down with Elon on that successfully moon launch & the constant chatter about merging with TSLA. Just my opinion though.
Is there anything more euphoric than timing the top perfectly? Maybe when an 0dte works? Made 75% in 30 mins with that TSLA drop. I wanna be like that blue collar dude who made 9 figures day trading TSLA (just not lose it all after like him being a greedy regard)
when everything is down, TSLA & SPCX is up lol
SPCX and TSLA will surely be bankrupt soon. Surely you’re right this time.
Finger hovering over the TSLA $360p for tomorrow.
Market occasionally has retarded days where the most unprofitable companies pump the most. See: TSLA, SPCX, INTC, and the ones you mentioned.
Banbet! TSLA 500,000,000 1 hour
Banbet! TSLA 500,000,000 1 hour
This is the only headline I see. "Tesla Stock (NASDAQ:TSLA) Jumps as Slovenia Approves FSD (Supervised)" So...thank you, Slovenia, the kingmaker.
This is standard. All US car manufacturers self-certify. Where is the plunge? TSLA is up 4.20%
Can always rely on the real value stocks TSLA and SPCX to hold up the market
I kinda feel like whatever bullshit algos that are applied to TSLA, automatically got applied to SPCX
Ive noticed any time SPCX, TSLA and INTC are pumping its basically opposite day. Whatever was green today will probably be red tomorrow, and whatever is red today will probably be up by a good chunk tomorrow. Of course, now that Ive said that Ive cursed this pattern.
TSLA ripping, right on cue
Yeah their *super robust*, redundancy-free, engineering is totally ready to scale. What happens when emergency responders need to move one of the cars? Oh wait, we know because Tesla told firemen they’ll need to physically turn the wheels and then push the vehicle out of the way. This sub really is full of retards. Calls on TSLA
Halal TSLA behavior SPX on the haram stuff today
Just focus on meme stocks and you are good. Go TSLA and Xitter!
told you nerds - When Uber and the unions team up to stop robotaxis, it's time to buy TSLA
Is 6% a "plunge" in the context of TSLA?
So when is my TSLQ gonna moon? I keep adding to position under $20, selling off above $22, keeping position between .5% and 1% of portfolio and it's been a fine place to be to hedge a bit of the TSLA share in my index funds, but I'm ready for it to get some more meaningful returns.
If you're not buying TSLA here, you're not Black and didn't see how ridiculous the cybercab is
TSLA propping this farce up from a bloodbath lol
Gotta love it when quality is red but shitcos like TSLA and CRWV inverse market sentiment and pump
told yall more TSLA calls.
I guess when real stocks go down they roll money into fake stocks like TSLA. It seems less a company than a vehicle to steal option premium.
Such an obvious Bull Trap on TSLA and SNDL. This pump makes zero fucking sense.
Texas and Nevada have loose laws that allow the vehicle manufacturer to self certify autonomy. It's no coincidence TSLA has large presence in both states, and not hard to make the connection to interest in government. Now for Waymo and Zoox, they actually focused on building a safe product that passed 3rd party SAE certification for L4 (fully autonomous in a geo-fenced area). Waymo has had it since 2017. Yet TSLA has been stuck at SAE L2 (driving aid requiring full attention of human driver at all times). They've already lost a hundreds of millions dollar lawsuit and smaller ones in non-"fully autonomous" incidents where their claim is always "driver's fault". It will be intersting to see what the outcomes are when they no longer have that crutch to lean on.
TSLA finnin to blast off - ngl, that cybercab is pretty slick. Uber is toast
I’m ready for TSLA to climb again this week.
Well, 2x comes before 3, comes before 5,..10, etc So yes, I fully agree. 😆 Also, things don't need to be valued rationally in this market. While i fundamentally don't agree with sky-high PEs in the hundred+ (or 300+ if you're TSLA 😳), the market is thriving on high speculation companies with even a chance of a bright future. I really think with a few positive business development catalysts, reddit can be seen and valued more similarly to these other tech and growth companies.
I’m fundamentally bol but buy puts when I see opportunity. Today is going to be a bloodbath and my puts will pay. Just like my puts on TSLA Friday. But I have at least 30 long dated calls I believe too. Yes, bol/ber is stoopid. Be a trader
Why isn't TSLA piece of shit not moving?
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $400.00 (above) | $353.41 | +13.2% | Sep 22, 4:57 AM |
Look at TSLA 1mo chart and tell me that buying the dip isn't obvious here.
When is TSLA going to crater. This cyber cab fiasco may start the end ?
CRDO BE ORCL SCCO NBIS TTMI TSM LITE TSLA :wow:
This “Cybercab” shiit is real bro 😎, social media is going crazy on Cybercab rides TSLA to $400 yo ma cult
TSLA green will make me lean! Because of how much Coke I'll buy!
Just like TSLA's FSD. Jensen learns from the greatest of BS'ers.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $353.41 | +7.5% | Sep 11, 9:30 PM | | **Record** | 3W - 2L | 60% | - | - | - |
Welp if TSLA don't hit $380 by Friday I'm down 19k
TSLA is about AI and apparent sex bots, but I ain’t touching that shit either.
Logs on to Reddit: Another day, another 3 month old privated account telling me the United States is collapsing. Logs on to Twitter: Another day, another paid shill telling me TSLA will hit $2000 per share next month, trust me bro, I bought my 8th family Tesla. *SIGH*
I just know TSLA is gonna be retardedly green
TSLA baby just talk 2 meeeeeee
This whole narrative is exactly why I’m all in NKE. It’s mostly about market maker collusion with this administration than it is about a company not being profitable. Hell, look at TSLA and SPCX and tell me I’m wrong.
Musk getting heavily involved in German far right politics now. This mofo does not give a shit about selling cars does he. TSLA going to rip lower tomorrow.
Finally a day where TSLA doesnt close red
Tf do you mean TSLA and UBER🥀
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | +7.5% | Sep 21, 1:08 AM |
Per $ of premium on the 53-put book — per contract lies when the TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX legs aren't sized like the 8-trade call book, and entry/exit/realised with no path means you're rebuilding MAE from bars anyway. I work on hedgedvol, and the free morning map is the pre-size check on whether that open is inside walls or air before the next put basket gets size.
TSLA calls on Tuesday at opening
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 3W - 2L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | +7.5% | Sep 11, 9:30 PM |
!banbet TSLA 380 5d
The 53-trade TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX put basket and 61-trade NFLX/META/GOOG book make the loss print tangible. One missed comparator: max adverse excursion versus the 8-trade SPY/AAPL/NVDA/TSLA call book, because aggregate P/L otherwise blends position sizing with signal quality.
ngl I think TSLA heads back for 400 soon - if not this week.
what do we think abt TSLA next week?
If TSLA =\~ 400 then puts If TSLA =\~ 300 then calls If TSLA = >325< 375 “”
This week TSLA cult must push for $400 😁
Propaganda!!! A cab with no driver is genius. TSLA to the moon baby.
Should we tell this guy about PLTR, TSLA or SPCX or will analyzing these companies and their valuation make his head explode?
Are you saying I should buy TSLA $400 9/11?