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I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Mentions
Had just bought a new laptop, and it was my first day trading with newly fixed hot keys. And so of course I was in puts with $TSLA I was up $2600 on 0DTE and when I went to close and lock in the profits, I accidentally bought more as soon as shorts covered and watched my profits and my an extra 6400$ disappear in seconds. https://preview.redd.it/13zsvwec28rh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59eba91190b4bdac1e3e03d137aa89540bc009f And this is why I have my hot keys painted on now lol
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $395.00 (above) | $378.34 | +4.4% | Sep 26, 6:36 AM |
Bought TSLA puts just because the company is severely over valued. Could have bought a few cars for these trades.
I have fucking work tomm, fuck me. Working so much for so little money. I made more last week from my phone, can't wait to get out of the rat race when TSLA trades at 1000 a share next year🙄
TSLA is the only Mag 7 name still red on the year, down 16%. Meanwhile gas prices are soaring, EV demand is picking up, and Tesla's site shows all models sold up till dec-jan 2027
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Ok_Cry7572 (13W - 5L, 72%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $367.14 → $403.85 | +10.0% | 2w | Lost |
A few years ago I bought STLA (Stellantis) calls while TSLA was popping thinking that enough people would fat-finger the ticker and pump up STLA. I belong here.
if you were impressed by META muse wait until you see the TSLA optimus move
Is it just me or does everyone want to see if any CEO replaces themselves with AI? ^(I think TSLA would greatly benefit from it especially on the calls. Let the other guy just be the mascot or something)
Well not every stock can have the irrationality of $TSLA but if this war goes on any longer EVs should pop
1. You didn't ask about Tesla 2. You want someone to create an ETF that mirrors the S&P, which doesn't contain SPCX, but the only difference of the ETF is the future promise to exclude SPCX (and maybe TSLA, upon request) Do I have that right?
I would prefer to buy an asset now that I am sure of that will not include SPCX when the time comes. I know I could just sell it then, but it will cause a taxable event. Besides, as I pointed out enough times, TSLA is also of concern to me which is relevant TODAY. The new ETFs address this issue as well. Who is dumb here?
Because SPCX will be included at some point. Also TSLA is in the S&P
im shart TSLA for many reasons
Sell covered calls on your TSLA until the Rivian becomes free!
To be fair most of my net is in TSLA from 2013, so I’m fine, I didn’t put that much into Rivian but enough to be pissed about it.
Everybody buy TSLA puts
TSLA setting up for a massive pump tomorrow. 400 calls.
dont short TSLA or NVDA you'll get steamrolled
Right, we aren't playing long-term here. I lost my entire Roth IRA on TSLA puts in 2022, and it was down 65% for the year.
Ok TSLA puts look so perfect rn
I saw a Robotaxi today in Dallas and there was a whole HUMAN in the driver seat I bought TSLA calls immediately
nope, fix your AI radar :) The idea was to show an example of how single stocks of strong market leading companies who were also were mostly market leaders 10 years ago and would not be speculative picks (other than TSLA) beat the ETF by a massive margin.. as an example that one does not have to be in Wallstreet to make money on non speculative single sticks exactly in the way that soo many people bought (myself included, this would be a very conservative example) GOOG 12 months ago as they saw it was underpriced due to far fetched concerns and made ETF beating returns by just buying one of the world's best companies and enduring some slight volatility..
Just today, TSLA 390 please(I bought calls for all in)
Should buy SPCX or TSLA instead.
TSLA uppp till 390go go go
!banbet TSLA 420 10d
500$ calls on TSLA lookin sexy as fuck
TSLA is just a financing vehicle for musk to pay his employees and his projects off of investors money why don’t all understand that?
Lol so how many TSLA robotaxis are out there active in Austin? 8, is that true?
will november be good for TSLA and SPCX :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:
I think there is more to Uber's lackluster stock performance than the fear of AV. Uber has become a commodity, just like Netflix and Spotify. They became the top dogs of their trade, but in current times they can't show how they will bring another leg of growth, so the market placed its attention elsewhere. About the fear of AV, I can't imagine that any company, even rich ones like GOOG, AMZN or TSLA can land enough vehicles (at a prices of 500k to 1M a unit) to actually provide as many rides worldwide as Uber does. Uber cars are owned by the drivers, which makes it extremely efficient to buy, as the owners use it for the private stuff and then use it for Uber when the rates are best, supplying the needed amount of units at peak times. Now, in order to compete with this, imagine how many Waymos would you need to invest in, just to cover San Francisco at peak hours? Now multiply that for all the cities in the world where Uber now operates. The math doesn't work for AV companies. After living for decades in South America, I can tell you, a Waymo wouldn't last two minutes on the road before it's stolen and sold for parts. Uber doesn't have that problem.
Will SPCX buy TSLA?
How much is SPCX gonna pay to buy $TSLA? $500/sh?
In and out on my TSLA put quick 25% scanning for potential calls now today
TSLA is still down 18% YTD. You don’t own enough.
Lol yeah. Diesel prices up so TSLA adds 1-2 valuations of Toyota and VW in one day.
agreed and I mentioned it about TSLA.. bot a long held portfolio of 20-25 single stocks.. its likely to have strong winners that will pull you up.
10 years ago TSLA was viewed the same as RKLB and ASTS are now. It has an 2600% gain in ten years. And that is what is driving those gains you see in your 10 year look back. Notice how your picks converge to the S&P as TSLA becomes a bigger factor in that. So yeah, if we all have perfect hindsight, stock picking is easy.
I'd be careful assuming the correlation is stable enough to build an options trade around without looking at rolling windows. NVDA and TSLA can trade together during broad risk on/risk off periods and then completely separate when company specific catalysts hit. I've had both charts side by side on Moon before and the relationship changes a lot depending on the timeframe, which is exactly what I'd want quantified before using it for spreads or hedges.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/JigenRyu (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $353.41 → $400.00 | +13.2% | 2w | Lost |
Looking to short both TSLA & SPCX, just catching fundamentals than narrative After midterm all running to exit same ETF Time to load bonds here possibly
TSLA price on Dec 31, 2026 gonna be over $480. Mark this post
TSLA just got permission to clear airspace above their Texas factory for the roadster reveal... wtf
META, TSLA, PLTR, ORCL, SMCI. I just buy evil stocks cause i like to live dangerously.
Yeah I played heavy during TSLA/GOOGL earnings
No but it was def a bad play. TSLA/goog earnings
In that regard both TSLA and spcx are vastly underperforming. Spcx rockets are the best in the business but launch.... Breaks even? Starlink provides modest income... And xAI burns through piles of cash faster than college kids at spring break with a third rate ai and the demand is so low they are renting their excess computer back to anthropic and Google, which again is some circular dealing because they own a huge stake in spcx. 80% of the float is held by Alphabet and nvda and the like which artificially constricts the true public float.
TSLA probably going to shit the bed further. Pump and dump.
Im going to drop some money into SPCX this week, Do what you think is right.. If you want to buy, BUY and dont listen to so called experts, I killed it on TSLA
I’m going long SPCX. Merger with TSLA will be niiiiice
Prepare for TSLA / SPCX merger
Stocks never work like that in the short term. In the long run, most do unless it is TSLA
It still makes a lot more sense than TSLA and SPCX
They said TSLA at $420 would be retarded, three times it split and hit it.
Sold my 11/20 META calls for 2k profit instead of 5k. Sold my 761c 9/21 SPY calls for 2x instead of 7x…sold my TSLA calls for 2x instead of 4x…..I’m a fucking clown. Now my MSFT calls are slowly bleeding but they don’t expire until March
What‘s pumping TSLA today?
The value proposition is not there imo. TSLA either both defy valuation. That being said it's your money your bet in the casino
**BanBet Lost** — /u/biozoom (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $353.41 → $380.00 | +7.5% | 2w | Lost |
Since when TSLA needs oil to drive down the road or make a robot??
Die TSLA die. Okay, that’s all.
I would be a generational wealth guy I bought $40 calls when it was $20. Sold at $30/share and bought TSLA and SPY instead during the Elon/Donald rant on X and wiped my account
This isn’t a question for AI. You can literally just look at a 10-year TSLA chart and see that’s it’s true. They also posted a screenshot showing they bought in December 2021, so it checks out.
Im a SPCX bull, a TSLA kangaroo, and I think buying stock in a non-for-profit "public benefit corporation" good company is factually retarded. Their actual corporate charter is that they aren't in the making money business, and their S1 filing is now fucked with a biblically known but not yet disclosed liability that apparently their product has a 10% to destroy humanity. These people are THAT fucking stupid.
I asked the two greatest analysts on earth for $TSLA projection in 30 years. one says $45,500. and the other said $120k you are not bullish enough
When I see a Cybertruck in the wild it makes me wonder how are so many people dumb enough to buy TSLA at this valuation. Then I remember how many people voted for 🥭 and it begins to make sense.
Yes OpenAI / Anthropic selling tokens instead of source code while companies like NVDA, CRWV, and now even TSLA are moving towards “you will own nothing and like it” The Chinese will definitely save us 🤣
> We have to see how these companies do in downturns. TSLA out performed the rest of the MAG7 during the last downturn... UNTIL Elon kept dumping billions and billions on the open market every few months and it finally crashed (and then doubled within a month or two)
Micron fundamentals came under my radar on 01/29/2026 enough for me to invest $50k from the sale of all my TSLA stock on Micron at $434 a share! Took $60k worth of profits at $700’s, $900’s, $1200’s and within 5 months rotated those profits into 26.76 shares of Sandisk at $1864.18 a share. Taking sandisk profits from low $2000’s and rotating back to Micron adding to my remaining 30 shares at $440.88 a share! Also day/swing trading with MUU SNXX and SNDG
So puts on TSLA and SPCX?
If you buy calls you support humanity building space colonies If you buy puts you support the IDF It’s really that simple Be on the right side of history TSLA 400C
Meanwhile I put $20k into my Roth and defintely did not forget about it as I drove it to $0 with TSLA puts.
Go and say this about SPCX or TSLA or even NVDA or AMD or MU LOL
No shit - I think the OPs strat is to take a look at which meme stocks have had a good runup and then buy at the top. How TF are you down 18% on TSLA when it's at $363 now, that's something. And buying RKLB at \~128, like why?
Is now a good time to full port TSLA?
TSLA do that thing where you rip non-stop for 30 mins pleaaaase
TSLA shouldn't even be close to 365, it should burn back down to 300.
Spent the morning scalping TSLA and MU calls
Guys, please look at 1m TSLA chart today and tell me this is natural trading pattern. I could put a ruler to these lines. No other stock does this, Tesla does this all the time.
TSLA in 360s is a multi generational wealth building opportunity
TSLA is holding tons of 🌽 corn you little men
Is TSLA the GOAT meme stock?
TSLA is king of natural movement every day
TSLA action been crazy today
Just let TSLA dump, Elon needs it a lot lower than spcx anyway.
MMs just rotating through SPY stocks to keep it afloat is disgusting. Now on to TSLA from NVDA.
-1% isn't really a big move for TSLA tho
Another flat open where the majority of stocks are down and TSLA is one of the few green.
Dear Ber Jesus, if you can make two things go to red let it be TSLA and GLD
I hate these fucking rats, man. Always hiding in AAPL or TSLA when everything is going down
The tourism videos in Beijing show it clearly. TSLA showroom will have one model on the floor and that’s it. The Chinese companies will have a dozen models to sit in