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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I'm up a total of 26x (420k) in the last one and a half month simply buying shit this sub hates lmao. Every damn day, I'm surprised by my gains. But when I realize most people are retarded, I'm not that surprised. I literally ranted about buying TSLA just 2 days ago and mfs were downvoting me hard, so I deadass added more in the morning (since I add to positions the more downvotes I get), and it goes up another 20 dollars lmfao. My TSLA calls are going through the roof and this sub keeps calling it a scam so now I'm expecting it to go to 550. I only sell when this sub starts loving a stock, but with TSLA it'll **never** happen since people hat Musk, so I wouldn't be surprised at 600. I look at **zero** metrics. I know the company won't go bankrupt any time soon and I know the people here hate it so I buy. This stuff is actually so easy once you see it, but most of you are emotional and will keep "shorting Tesla" and keep "shorting BTC" because "omg I don't like those things! I'm going to short it because I don't like those things!" 0 IQ. I'm expecting BTC to hit 120+K again too since everyone on here hates crypto too
Ah, missed the couple of lines of text below the image! That makes sense but also makes it more tragic -- I guess OP wanted to get on the Short TSLA train but "He bought? Dump it" happened with OP
Sell those ASAP. Go all in on TSLA 500calls around same time
TSLA most retarded stock of all time
!banbet TSLA $500 28d
Which is more likely TSLA under 400 or over 500 EOY ???
The year is 2069, and there is only one human activity left - gambling on tesla stock. AI has taken over all jobs and no company produces anything anymore. There remains one stock - TSLA - and no one knows why. It fluctuates with a randomness that even the best AI cannot calculate.
I am also surprised TSLA is holding so well
Yah so the thing about TSLA is that it’s ran by a very powerful regard. If the stock is dipping too much - Elon will come out and say 2026 Tesla car will be able to fly while Optimus jerks you off. Incels will applaud with tears in their eyes, put in reserve orders and claim now it’s an aviation company and that’s accretive to its existing multiple stack. You can’t win against regards.
OP shorted TSLA on 11/21, when it bottomed out at 391, instead of anytime in the preceding WEEKS that the stock hovered around 450!
I’m seeing a lot of talk like market can’t correct anymore/ assets go up with inflation forever now and just sucks to be poor. I think that may be partially true, but TSLA stock is overvalued asf and there are still a lot of stocks that are dependent on consumer demand/ that have an increasing credit default risk. All that to say calls will print until they don’t and portfolios are wiped.
The market was on fire today. Most "AI" and other tech stocks went on a bull run except NVDA, which dumped 1%. Coincidence? PLTR dropped the day Peter Thiel went on Rogan. OKLO dropped the day Sam Altman went on as well. It's the Rogan dip. Can't forget the time TSLA dipped when Elon smoked weed on his first JRE appearance.
Within a decade, I see TSLA hitting 15 trillion. Been in the stock since the 30 billion days 🤗
Klaus Schwab said only self driving cars will exist in the 2030s and private vehicle ownership will be banned. TSLA valuation is justified
My GTC sell order for TSLA is in at $489. 55 shares with a cost basis of $207.
$TSLA gonna have a pretty sucky year IMO. $1.5T market cap…wtf! 239x forward earnings…wtf! This is the king of all meme stocks and will crash and burn quickly. Not ready to short it but the higher it goes the more enticing it is to short that f*cker! Bulls will get burnt bad with $TSLA
NVDA pe 50, TSLA PE 300 jus sayin
Y TSLA so retarded, y cant it just crash
Nah, Elon will pivot TSLA to nuclear fusion and talk about fusion reactors being continuously built by Optimus robots and energy being the new currency and some other nonsense and the bag holders will double down.
Wait until TSLA hit $800 by the end of the year!
Most of WSB is bearish on TSLA too. What could go wrong with selling calls on it?
I sold TSLA at 250 to buy NVDA at $45. In hindsight it all worked out.
TSLA almost 450 omg. We really going for that 500 PE soon right
My GLD calls and TSLA puts looken great
Just because I think it's a silly scam doesn't stop me from cashing in. It's kinda like buying TSLA calls.
That's why there are stablecurrencies. BTC is just for getting rich, although after 2018, probably were better off getting stocks most of the time. Like, if you had sold BTC for \~$20k in December 2017 and bought NVDA or TSLA, you'd have been wayyyy better off.
I would not touch TSLA puts in December. This is historically the hottest month for that stock. $500 by Christmas would not surprise me at all.
The best line I’ve seen about DKNG is ‘household name in the industry, shit stock to own’. Since the liberation day bottom you would’ve doubled money on NVDA, TSLA, and others. If you bought DKNG you were a loser last week before this weird $5 rally. Sportsbetting and iGaming face like 10 headwinds for every little morsel of good news. States want to tighten regulation or take a bit more of the pie every month it seems and DKNG isn’t even profitable.
thinking about TSLA puts at 445 expiring Jan 2. Am I regarded?
Off of principle I am full porting puts on TSLA tomorrow, gator don't play no shit
TSLA puts will dump in the following days you have time (to sell at less of a loss)
How in the fuckin fuck can TSLA jump 4% on the day taco says gas guzzlers are great again. Fuck this mkt man bunch of oligarchs keeping that shit stock up. Meanwhile fuckin NVDA can’t get past 185.
Sorry Micheal, TSLA has had that idea for years
I figured out the TSLA strategy. When cars pump it’s a car company. When AI pumps it’s an AI company. When robotics pump it’s a robotics company. How has this been working
I sold TSLA and made some profits today. Feels weird to make profits these days
TSLA will not stop savaging my ass, LOL.
Short TSLA, wow look at this lil Michael Burry
Just like coming out of the woodwork into a BTC bear market to claim BTC has no value, stating TSLA is overvalued isn’t exactly a showstopper. Where was he when BTC has truly pumping? Where will he be if Tesla replaces all American workers with their Optimus product? Timing matters and making Captain Obvious statements doesn’t make you relevant.
TSLA options, now there is someone truly embracing risk.
TSLA really speedran your entire portfolio into a crime scene. AMD out here fighting for its life
This is **one of the biggest mistakes** ever I made in my life! Do not do it. I did exactly Recurring buying, and selling after gains! I had 3500 shares (sold at TSLA at $270, bought at range $41-$96) and 1700 call options (sold at TSLA $270 profit booking). This is all pre-split time. My friend who had similar TSLA shares appx 4000-4500 shares (no options bought in the rang eof $35-180), now multi-millonarre in san fransciso. After I sold TSLA at $270, it went down to $180. Until then, my friend was having 500 shares. When it went down to $180, he sold one of his rental home, took $500k and bought TSLA shares at $180. Now, you see what he shared (It may be higher as he was holding 20600 shares after split). [https://imgur.com/U62uCnr](https://imgur.com/U62uCnr)
No worries I am here with you too, TSLA will go down Friday
TSLA puts really said ‘what if… no’ and took your entire portfolio with them. True WSB experience
TSLA will dump in the following days you have time
TSLA puts are stupid. Stock shoots up on no news, buy puts, stock continues to go up on negative news and annihilate any shorts. lol 😳
Don't listen to him, OP. Instead of wasting time spreading your investments thin (ha), just put all your money into short-term TSLA call options—you'll easily make ten times your money.
Didn’t close above 685 even with low volume. According to my nerd 🤓 charting skills we are gonna be in Wave C….but then again I was right about my TSLA charting so who knows
Vlad tweeted this: Welcome to @RobinhoodApp to all the $TSLA shareholders who transferred more than $1.4B to Robinhood, with an average account size of over $500k. Clear signal that people want choice, speed, and innovative tools that help them make their voices heard.
One video of robot running and TSLA shoots straight up
2025, I already made $400k+ short-term gain , from trading Stocks + Options + Dividend (QQQI) Sold pretty much everything and took profits. Basically, right now my two biggest holding , bought the dip > 10,000 IBIT @ $48 ....... $480,000 > 2,200 META @ $585 ... $1.28M I plan to hold these 2 positions until mid-2026 or end-2026 In the meantime, I am using margin to Sell Put on TSLA , making about avg $4,000 per week ----------------------------------------- META dropped to a very attractive PE and price level, so the risk to reward was very good. Same for BTC (IBIT) Currently, I don't hold QQQI, but will definitely rebuilt my QQQI position in 2026 as I collect more CASH from selling options. My two biggest position right now ( IBIT & META ) is NO MARGIN , so I can just hold it and let it ride 2026, I estimate, I can make around $4,000+ per week from trading options .... which will be used to buy QQQI (maybe also some BTCI)
Because it’s just a digital option on a probabilistic event. If that’s gambling then selling a naked call for amount of rainfall in Nebraska during June on CME should also be illegal, and so should buying a deep OTM call on TSLA.
Even permabear Burry said it's risky to short TSLA bro lol
I had gotten RGTI, TSLA, and PLTR calls, but I'm not very smrat
Market is so regarded. TSLA is worth $100 max
time to rotate into safe havens like $TSLA and $PLTR
Eh, TSLA is so overvalued. It's going to drop at some point. Tough to time though.
Everyone turned bearish last 10mins lol ^(except fucking TSLA)
AI is a bubble so obviously stocks with over 300 PE ratio like TSLA and PLTR are safe havens
TSLA up 4% on literally nothing. Such a scam company lmao
Where's the evidence for that? TSLA took a very temporary hit because Elon smoked some weed on there while running a company with tons of Federal gov't contracts, but that's about all I know.
I dunno. None of that really matters. Everything is computer. The charts are reacting because he's announcing support for robotics. There's been tons of extremely heavy OTM call flow on TSLA for like a full month now likely because people knew this stuff was being discussed behind the scenes. Look at other robot stocks, they're all jumping up today too.
Guys pump TSLA instead of NVDA, Msft, meta, AMZN This market is genuinely the most retarded one in history
Weird how TSLA news keeps getting worse while TSLA stock keeps going up
We're at the point where TSLA is a better stock than NVDA 🥀
TSLA better crash in the next 48 hours or these puts are toast
The dude that sold me those TSLA puts is probably doing cocaine in a tropical place with big booty Latinas rn. Fuck that guy
Is TSLA happy about this talk??
except bad TSLA news makes the stock go up, i think it feeds on puts
one challenge after another for my short TSLA position
Think the TSLA cultists know that Elon's high estimate for robots next year is 12,000? And we know how his projections go.
TSLA clearly exists to fuck crayon eaters 🖍️
Ok. I'm legit regarded and need to get out of this sub ASAP. Just bought TSLA 420p at 0.69 per contract Just for the lolz...
Finally got my money back from TSLA after months of holding. I’m officially a hater now. 😎
Am I regarded for buying TSLA puts here?
Burry doesn't have TSLA positions, he just said it's excessively overvalued
So this TSLA pump was just to spite Burry??
TSLA at 450 strongly suggests this is cope pumping
TSLA fucks me no matter what direction it goes, I’m always inverse this piece of shit.
Somebody bought $13M in TSLA 550 calls expiring January
Damn, Amazon must be the worst MAG7 this year. Its only up like 6% YTD. Ever TSLA that was down -40% this year and now up 10% YTD. I'm not angry, I'm disappointed!
TSLA out here stuntin' on these ho's
🥭 announces he's gutting fuel emissions requirements, something directly benefiting F, GM, TSLA Stupid fucking TSLA, for whom this is *bad* news, pops more than them God I hate this company
why does TSLA go up after missing earnings. it's all a mystery
Tempted to buy 69 contracts of TSLA eod 420p just for the lols
TSLA should be locked in at 420 forever.
Beware I sold my TSLA calls It will now hit ATH
Honestly, not really — I can see AMZN, TSLA?, META, UNH, BA at first glance that I don’t think have had large run-ups
Yes like checks notes—pinned NVDA, or “get ready to baghold” GOOG or scam company TSLA 🤣