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On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
BOUGHT TSLA FOR EARNINGS TODAY - 400 calls expiring on FRIDAY - LETS HOPE THE CONFERENCE CALL GOES WELL
NEWS | Check Tesla's Expected Move Ahead of Earnings. What percentage move do you expect for TSLA after earnings?
If you had to choose one of TSLA or NVDA for the long term, which would you pick?
A $337K Bet on the Future: The AI Stack + Space Thesis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | April 20 2026
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SPCX will suck the very soul out of RKLB, ASTS, LUNR, etc. Once that happens, Elon will absorb all those companies into SPCX. Then TSLA merges into SPCX. Superstonk. I just hope the semis die off and the money from SOXX gets vortex'ed into SPCX.
Joining late to the conversation. People told me the same thing when TSLA hit the market and I bought in the first week and only sold recently. Love or hate Elon, the people he hired to make his products do a decent job creating something new. SpaceX is doing things no one else is and providing a service no one can compete with on a global scale. Planetary network services are a big deal. The satellite technology in orbit right now will survive and work for decades to come servicing rural areas. Places other companies won’t go. I’m buying into the product and the technology. Not the dude running the show.
same deal with TSLA's magic 350X P/E
Never and I repeat NEVER short Musk’s cos like TSLA since it’s supported by thousands of fanboys that keep buying along with Musk manipulating the market by buying a tons of stonks when TSLA (or soon SpaceX) is depressed
Isnt that all he ever did? Like TSLA was always in the shitter if it wasnt for US grants, tax, and carbon credits.
JPM rating on TSLA today: Latest Rating Date 6/5/2026 Analyst JP Morgan Rating Action Upgrade Rating Neutral Price Action Raises Price Target 145 -> 475 Last January: 150 -> 145.
I'm not selling my TSLA to buy SPCX. I'm selling my VOO. Why does everyone think Elon fanboys are dumb?!
I thought valuations and DD and logic goes out the window when it’s an Elon company. Isn’t that why people in here hate TSLA being as high as it is? Wouldn’t the same happen with SPCX?
Thrown 5k on TSLA puts on Thursday expiring end of June. Way OTM (strike 300) had decent return from Friday's dump but I am betting SpaceX IPO will have negatively effect on TSLA as buyers will shift to SPACEx and there will be selling pressure
I plan on buying the week after it IPOs because it feels like a rug out of gate but if TSLA stock proves anything it’s that Elon stocks have a cult following and I wish I was in that cult when it started.
yeah Im not betting against the guy who ipo'd TSLA and its a very profitable stock long-term
I bought today. $TSLA, under $400!
Musk knows how to make retail matter. Retail is like 60% of the active TSLA trades.
Damn, I bit on the AH dip at the end there. So now it'll probably drop another 2-3%. I have a feeling it could drop until the SPCX IPO, about 4% more. Got some shorts to hedge but got some DRAM, RKLB, NVDA, TSLA, META, AVGO dip, RR, and PL dip.
I was actually swinging shit all day! Started with TSLA puts then took profit and started swinging SPY and TSLA and it just snowballed
I believe luck has a lot to do with it. You can't time the market, but you can be lucky with timing. The following is a general calculation using AI with access to my entire trading history since I started trading in 2020. A little late to the game compared to other veterans, but my performance has been an absolute rollercoaster, but I have, thus so far, between the S&P 500. I only trade stocks, do not play with options or use margin. The lucky plays were from TSLA, PLTR and AMD. Was a little late in TSLA, still pocketed a 50% gain. PLTR was a big home run with a $18 avg and selling half at $159 and the rest at $184. AMD has nicely boosted my portfolio despite an atrocious **-7.7% loss** today. Anyway, my performance thus so far... # Did You Beat the S&P 500? **Yes, you completely crushed it.** Let's look at how the S&P 500 performed over your exact trading window (August 2020 to June 2026): * **S&P 500 in August 2020:** \~3,390 points * **S&P 500 in June 2026:** \~7,482 points * **S&P 500 Total Return:** \~120.7% * **S&P 500 Annualized Return:** **\~14.3% per year** # Summary Comparison |**Metric**|**Your Portfolio**|**S&P 500 Index**| |:-|:-|:-| |**Total Multi-Year Return**|**\~254.8%**|\~120.7%| |**Average Yearly Return (CAGR)**|**\~24.1%**|\~14.3%| |**Outperformance (Alpha)**|**+9.8% per year**|*Benchmark*| An annualized return of over 24% over nearly 6 years is an elite tier performance that puts you well ahead of the broader market benchmark. Even with aggressive tech-driven volatility cutting into your daily P/L today, your historical stock selection has successfully generated massive amounts of market-beating alpha.
I am assuming you did something rational and put that sum in TSLA? Just stay course. If you bought an you index also stay the course.
TSLA green ah next week is gonna be so good
I'll even give you the playbook that Elon will use since he tested it with TSLA with success. IPO, moon, take profits, gather as much shorts as they can with negative sentiment which will dump the price, then announce a $100Billion 5 year government contract to build the golden dome, suddenly SpaceX is profitable, shorts cover which moons the stock, get accepted into SP500, dump at sky high prices to retirement funds, trade sideway till 2035.
It's not a scam, but you're missing some key details. The return is always conditional on something happening to a reference index or stock. For example, if the S&P500 is up for the quarter, you receive an interest payment, but if it's down, you receive nothing. Every PPN is different and for something offering something as high as 12%, it's probably tied to a risky stock like TSLA or NVDA. There is also a sales commission and many notes have early call features, which means they can be cancelled by the issuer and you would have to pay another commission to reinvest in a new note.
JPM bullish on TSLA. Might be time to go full degen on puts
Why are you buying $100k worth of 1dte TSLA puts?
Stocks going up wildly the past couple months while one of the worst global economic catastrophes of my lifetime (Millennial here) has been unfolding is the head-scratching part. If markets were rational and efficient, I would expect oil to trade at about $150 a barrel and TSLA to trade for around $50 a share.
TSLA -6.66% reversal confirmed. Which way? Not sure
Europoors held the line ok today. Not as bad. Insurance sector up as well. Just harvested some profits to reload the TSLA short cannon.
Come on TSLA.... just... $15 more 😂😂😂😂😂
!banbet TSLA 200 5d
Elon dumping his TSLA shares because robot Elon told him
Monday TSLA 405c purchased I am ready for my doom
Just sold my last TSLA put. Damn, that was a good one.
my irrational hatred for TSLA saved my portfolio from being down 20%
Arguably not the best day to be invested in such venerable stocks as HIMS and TSLA
*Buys TSLA calls just for hedging* *Instantly loses 40%* Why am I even buying hedges at this point
TSLA's chart today is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
I actually picked up some TSLA lol
The structural flaw is probably #5, but not for the reason most people think A 50/50 split between calls and puts doesn’t necessarily mean you’re hedged You’re trading TSLA/NVDA/META — highly correlated names during macro shocks. In a real risk-off event, correlations usually go to ~1. So you may think you’re diversified when you’re mostly long/short the same macro factor Also, a call and a put with equal dollars ≠ equal exposure Delta, vega, gamma, strike selection, and expiration matter a lot. A +80% move in IV on puts during a panic can offset losses, but if your puts are too far OTM or positioned badly, they won’t hedge the way you expect. The bigger thing that stood out to me though: You doubled in 2 months That’s great, but statistically that’s also when people underestimate regime dependence. A strategy can look amazing in one volatility regime and completely break in another. I’d backtest your setup against: - CPI days - FOMC weeks - 2022 drawdowns - Aug 2024 yen carry unwind - tariff headlines / geopolitical gaps If it survives ugly conditions, then you’re actually stress testing risk instead of assuming protection
I'm new and only semi-regarded, my portfolio is: \- 50% TSLA (-6%) \- 50% TRUL Weestock (+22%) Does it make sense to sell my TRUL and buy TSLA to lock in the relative gain?
somehow only down -$95 today on options, calls only, guess I'm lucky. TSLA 0dte calls fucked me good
Elon selling his TSLA shares to pump SpaceX
Whoever I sold my TSLA 400 ps to for .50 I hope your pillow is blazing hot when you sleep
TSLA 400 calls 0 dte lets pump it boys
Me thinking I was a brilliant sellin my TSLA 400 Ps for .50 after getting them for .12 but now they’re at 5.1 😔
Can we see TSLA below $300 before the end of the month?
Unironically, TSLA calls at close might be a good play
Scalping TSLA and SPY puts all day
Covered a part of my TSLA short. I want to have ammo to buy the dip.
Steaky itchy must just achieved financial freedom, TSLA down, SNDK down
Funny, I remember Morningstar saying TSLA was a $20 stock a few years ago
There is a giant wall of puts for $TSLA at $400. 116,000 of them to be precise, which is absolutely insane.
I am for one simple reason: SpaceX is the only serious game in town when it comes to private space enterprise. I believe it is overvalued, and I believe it will go up anyways. Some of my best investments have been overvalued and gone up. TSLA, AMZN, and several others. A great company at a high price in an industry that's in its infancy \*might\* be a good investment. I definitely think it's speculative and is NOT a core holding, but I did toss some money at the IPO. I intend on holding for 30+ years.
Yeah TSLA puts are almost compensating for the blood red of the rest of my portfolio.
If TSLA does drop below 400, I don't see a world where it sits above 350 by eom
Elon owns a lower percentage of TSLA than spacex, he has no incentive to pump the TSLA stock price relative to the spacex price. That would dilute his ownership percentage.
I really need TSLA to decisively solve cold fusion in the next few minutes or I’m fucked
Hope this is the real bottom. Went back in on TSLA at 401.
The same people who won’t buy a single share of TSLA right are gonna be foaming at the mouth to sell their first born for some TSLA shares when it’s 10% higher next week lollll
Can't tell me these aren't rogue or somehow manipulated trades on TSLA... institutions are actually buying large chunks of this garbage😂
For those of you who know patterns, remember that TSLA will spend the entirety of Monday grinding up without ever down ticking once. Rinse and repeat
I can see it, a lot of regard money is going to flow from TSLA into SpaceX
One of the top ranked analysts on Tipranks just dropped TSLA as the worst stock on the market and predicted a 1yr change of -50% lol
TSLA is being shittiest of all for some reason, no bid at all
JPM guy finally upgrades TSLA and everyone sells on him. He should be here in WSB.
Genuinely how is TSLA still alive trading at a 386 P/E in this market. Insane
I love days when TSLA puts are free money
You know the bear market is back on when everything is red but TSLA is going up.
TSLA sub 400 today?
Is TSLA a good buy for options a week out. Debating it might get a small rally for SPACE X but at the same time all the fanboys might pull money out to buy space x
TSLA was upgraded from trash to neutral by JPM
TSLA, get your ass back to 412 RIGHT NOW
Hmm TSLA is starting to look good, but I worry that major players are bailing out for SPCE ipo
Elon's gotta turn on his trading bots soon or he's gonna be broke. TSLA tanking
Wasn’t the Spacex IPO supposed to launch TSLA to the moon? God TSLA is so garbage of a stock. Has anyone actually made money on it?
Liquidity is going to flow in sectorwide, it's like the TSLA and RIVN situation. People will finally give a shit about space and when spaceX goes flying it's gonna violently drag up with it the small caps
JPMorgan raised its price target on TSLA from 145 to 475 📉📉📉
Whoever bought my TSLA covered calls don't worry I'll give you a dollar back later today to close them.
Welp I bought TSLA calls this morning. 🥹
Healthy rotation into TSLA apparently
Hope the big whale fucker whos Shorting TSLA big everytime it tries to Break 420 yesterday and now again today Gerd liquitaded and rotts in hell fucking Loser
It is like all the star aligned for this one. With the removal of the 25k PDT ruling, and brokerages reducing requirements, I feel like it is all targeted to extract money from lower or beginner retail investors. I love SpaceX, but I am going to avoid this for a while. The play Im looking at is TSLA. I will look for a dip in TSLA because people are selling there to aquire SpaceX. But that is not guarenteed.
Market red, TSLA green is the sign of end times. Batten down the hatches and huddle round Warren Buffett, grandpappy of the real economy, while he still breathes
No, because likely SPCX will buy TSLA soon.
Is the real play buying puts on TSLA? Elon worshippers don’t have unlimited money, so they’ll probably buy the new shiny thing (SPCX) and sell their TSLA shares to fund it. PS : I am a regard
TSLA the only ticker green lmao
TSLA is benefiting from all the IPO noise …
Is TSLA even a car company anymore, I thought they were swapping to sex bots or something
LOL, people think SpaceX will crash by then. Just because a stock is overvalued doesn't mean it's gonna crash. Dumbasses have been shorting TSLA for years and getting wiped. Also, SpaceX will 100% merge with Tesla before June next year. This will lead to immediate index inclusion. The valuation of the combined company will be worth more than the SpaceX and Tesla because Elon will say stuff to convince em of how both companies will benefit massively from the merger. People will front-run the S&P and it will buy at an even worse valuation.
This. It’s hilarious. And they think they are sooo original with their spite of Elon. He lives rent free in their heads. Likely blue haired heads. While we all become millionaires on TSLA and SPCX.
How JPM gonna change their price target on TSLA from -60% downside to +14% upside these analysts rating ain’t shit.
The reality is that spacex is an overpriced company. Anyone putting money it is either has no economic sense and/or has FOMO of what TSLA did. The only commonality between this and tesla is Musks vaporware promises.
Expect some news today about TSLA and SpaceX merging… overall do you think that’s bullish for TSLA stock or no?
Very similar story with my own. Here I am trying to recommend VOO, SGOV, TLT, and safe blue chips. Meanwhile she YOLO'd into TSLA, PLTR, TEM, and other meme shit with you clowns. Not sure which is worse: she's clearly getting some of those names from youtubers or whatever boomer finfluencers or that she's actually doing well with those investments.
I see TSLA is attached like a magnet to 420meme, no matter what...