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I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
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"Surely at least one of these three will pump today! (AMZN, TSLA or META). They in fact did not have to do anything today
It would be swell if AMZN, TSLA or META decided to go up sometime today
Would love thattttt on TSLA 🤤
Damn, down $2k on AMZN, TSLA and META calls but up $300 for the day. Could make it $700 if I sell those calls now but what fun would that be?
!banbet TSLA -3% 1d Guess we won’t be talking to each other after today
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 2W - 3L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $370.60 (above) | $359.80 | +3.0% | 23h 60m |
Can anyone give me some rays of hope...I hold TSLA, SPCX, MU 10/2 Calls......and i feel like getting a mini attack...........
I'm gonna need TSLA roadster to have Full Self Flying to save my Calls
I might with this tension ......MU, SPCX, TSLA
Looks like another -10% coming on TSLA this week
Just seems like there's so many other options to buy puts on that don't have a narrative that can fuck you. Most of those semi names are ATH while yields are ATH and are going to see heavy multiple compression. I'd bet on the stocks that have spent 20 years at 30 P/E and are currently at 80-100 than the Elon stock that has sat at like 200 for years. Point is, sure you can be right on TSLA, but there's just better bets imo
Ya…I was both pissed, shocked and laughing my ass off how TSLA crated so quick. Nothing I could do
Anyone else hold TSLA calls over the weekend
Winners: • RKLB $115 Call 5/15 — +$2,680 • RKLB $93 Call 5/8 — +$9,350 • COST $1,000 Call 5/8 — at least +$13,500 (one buy row was cut off) • COST $1,060 Put 5/22 — +$10,490 • TSLA $450 Call 5/13 — +$3,922 • HOOD $89 Call 5/29 — +$12,800 • SNDK $1,235 Call 8/7 — about +$8,500 (buy figure was blurry) • COST $960 Call 8/7 — +$6,500 • NVDA $232.5 Call 9/4 — +$2,970 • COST $925 Call 9/18 — +$400 • AAPL $327.5 Call 9/11 — +$5,830 • SNDK $1,800 Call 9/25 — +$1,600 • SNDK $1,730 Call 9/18 — +$1,940 • NVDA $212.5 Put 9/18 — +$4,782 • NVDA $215 Put 9/18 — +$1,000 Losers: • NVDA $222.5 Call 8/5 — -$6,550 • SNDK $1,685 Put 9/11 — -$1,688 Couldn't nail down: SNDK $1,450 Put 5/8 (buy only, no sell shown), COST $1,050 Call 6/12 (sell was canceled), COST $955 Call 8/7 (sell row cut off), and a MRNA swing from Sep 21–22 where the account was up $14,638.26 that day but no per-trade fills were shown. The known trades net out to roughly +$78k, which is in the ballpark of the author's stated YTD realized P/L of +$94,532 — the gap is covered by the trades with cut-off or missing rows. His best single hit was the COST $1,000 Call at +$13,500, and the two losses are small next to the wins.
Unfortunately it's overweight on TSLA due to market cap ETFs
Yeah, but didn't SPCX gobble up a lot of TSLA's supposed side jobs? Lol
Should you compare BYD to Toyota and not TSLA?
TSLA is about 2x BYD on EBITDA. >12x on market cap.
Never short a cult. SPCX, TSLA, PLTR, NBIS, AMD.... short the AI stocks that everyone already hates like AVGO. Hated things get hated even more when things go south. Actual bears know to not touch memes.
Umm. TSLA has failed to find buyers above 285 for months, Huge resistance.
the only good investment right now is LMT and rare earth's (MP, LAC, USAR). i would allocate 25 % of my portfolio to this and sell everything the second LMT reaches ATH'S. its pattern is mimicking TSLA's, but delayed. then when the lqiuidity shock is finalized (probably Jan 2027), i would allocate 25% in gold and the rest in cash. gold performs well during inflation and deflation (check 1910's and 1970's gold performance). do not short this market. just like in 2018, the vix fell even as the S&P corrected heavily
to each their own. i actually believe LMT would be a better investment than INTC. its following the same pattern from Aug 2025 to now that TSLA did from Jan 2023 to July 2025. like LMT's last earnings was the equivalent of TSLA's in April 2025 (right after the tarrif crash); i was gonna play earnings (calls did 10x), but the liquidity sucked. so anyway, yea i think LMT will definitely hit all time highs again just like what tesla did
I feel like it will pump a little before but im still saying tsla puts for a scraper bots. PUTS PUTS TSLA PUTS SHORT TSLA
Part of it was, $TSLA options were the crack to my cocaine.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA270617P00300000/ ~$280 by June, place your bets
**BanBet Lost** — /u/MrMasterPP (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $378.34 → $395.00 | +4.4% | 3d | Lost |
Given the smaller starting capital though, Option spreads may be the best consideration on higher cost stocks. I.e. Sell Put/Buy Put or Sell Call/Buy Call spreads on TSLA, GOOG, NVDA etc.. with 7-14 days DTE at lower deltas of 0.15 +/- 0.05 range. The only thing is it'd be wise to use lower deltas so you don't get called/put. You'd be mainly taking the financial loss if the contract goes against you give the spread cap so you'd never be forced assigned or forced to buy the shares in the contract in the end.
You’re super focused on the price, but what about TSLA made you buy it? Was their financials? Products that they’re making? Things in their pipeline? For example, I invested in NVDA and AMD because I was interested in AI/ML work since 2018. I understood that NVDA was the best chip maker because I used them. I also understood AMD was a close second and was rapidly catching up because I built computers as a hobby, and was learning how they’re quickly becoming the face of AI. I thought NVDA was a huge buying opportunity and DCA in 2019/2020 during the whole bitcoin discussion because of AI/ML. What were your reasons for buying the stocks beyond their price? That might be one of the reasons you didn’t do well, and /or had weak conviction, leading you to buy high and sell low. My biggest learning is to buy only industries I’m well versed in, and diversify with a broad market index fund.
When you buy TSLA, for example, at $400 ; having understood the fundamentals ; and TSLA eventually falls to $160, how do you feel? Have you already cut your losses from 400 to 160? Have you been averaging down? Have you thrown in the towel? Would you have waited? And then, during the subsequent rally up to 350, would you have cut your losses further…? Since then, TSLA has hit nearly 500, only to fall back towards 300 before finally rising again… That’s why your comment/question doesn’t make sense to me. NB. I have a vague feeling that nobody here has ever experienced a proper bear market. There are just a bunch of ‘clever’ investors acting all high and mighty because the markets are at their all-time highs.
Indeed, and unfortunately, the friends, colleagues or influencers who make the most noise are those who have made huge profits on a single share and are boasting about it loud and clear everywhere... Unfortunately, this accounts for just 0.1 per cent of investors – the lucky few. Those who put everything into SPY or a global ETF have outperformed 90 per cent of the other investors who tried to beat the markets. My biggest regret is that if I’d put everything into SGOV, I’d be much wealthier today… It really is a shame! NB. The proof of this is that today everyone ; absolutely everyone ; is talking about nothing but Intel, AMD, NVDA or TSLA. Whereas at some point over the last five years, everyone was slating them.
You have absolutely no idea! Losing money or taking profits isn’t like gambling. The same goes when you believe in a project… why cut your losses straight away rather than average down? That isn’t gambling either. Your response shows just how much you know about the market. Those who have been dollar-cost averaging heavily and consistently in INTC at $30, or AMD below $100, or TSLA below $180, prove exactly that what you’re saying makes absolutely no sense. Thank you for reading. Have a good weekend.
LOL 90%??. get a load of this guy. yeah TSLA is overvalued by some fundamentals but saying its stock price is just short squeez is not seeing the big picture.
Thank God I dumped TSLA in my roth account last week for CRDO. I made up all of TSLA underperformance crap in just 1 week! And CRDO going back to all time high before eoy.
Almost time for TSLA 372.50p... sure to lose, of course.
TSLA has been steadily climbing since around 12:30. The more it does, the better 372.50 puts will look.
How y'all think META and TSLA finish today?
Next gamma squeeze TSLA with Roadster release coming next week?
TSLA, SPY, QQQ please pump geeeezzzz
Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances RIP to TSLA calls. I'm bagholder.
I need TSLA atleast 373 in the next 10 mins
Can TSLA go to 375 before 12?????
most of my watchlist green, except META and TSLA who are deep red. the earth is healing itself
Nice profit locked in on that TSLA put.
Bought a TSLA $367.50 put that is up nicely already.
Closed my TSLA put for a small gain. Fluctuates too wildly to watch.
TSLA to 365? Or is that too far OTM?
How low can TSLA go? Askin' for my one lonely put.
TSLA chart today is just dirty as fuck. Somebody went from euphoria to what tha fuck within seconds of the bell
TSLA can’t even manage a 1% down day in this market soon at it touches -1% it immediately V’s
The TSLA reversal will be legendary
Done zero research, bought TSLA calls for roadster event next week
TSLA and SPCX dump at the open was something else.
God damn I didnt get completely filled, but damn near 7 bagger on TSLA at open
Lmao I just 300% my TSLA PUT, amd better be next
TSLA 380 put bought for 1.10 is 6.30 now
Looks like TSLA built up enough exit liquidity.
TSLA is gonna do something crazy today
Why doesn't TSLA build 1 optimus and let it exponentially build more robots? Are they stupid?
TSLA news? Those are some serious shrek dongs
ngl, really excited to see the new TSLA roadster.
Have you people never seen a TSLA chart before? Mofos in here acting like a 4 point V is anything to write home about 🤣
Holy shit TSLA is getting slaughtered
TSLA calls for next week roadster event
I always feel like a bear after watching Cathie Wood on CNBC - $2000 price target on TSLA? JFC
I always feel like a bear after watching Cathie Wood on CNBC - $2000 price target on TSLA? JFC
You might not know this, but you can live in your stocks. I am in my ASTS hut right now over staying warm by the fire I lit with TSLA puts.
Buy way OTM puts on TSLA in the odd chance Chinese EVs have the green light to come over to the US
TSLA Semi has got my semi smi
TSLA engineer: I lose sleep over power steering Me: I lose sleep over bers winning You and I are not the same
TSLA semi presenters: shut the fuck up with mass and rotors - talk to me about tendies
these TSLA presenters are definitely diminishing my load fuck me they are boring
these two TSLA Semi presenters could not have lower charisma if they tried
TSLA 400c tomorrow at open for a lotto
TSLA, the forgotten glamorous ticker.
TSLA, you bag of shit - stop it
shorting META is like shorting TSLA it makes perfect sense but has caused the vast majority of my losses
"BREAKING: US and China agree to extend a trade truce into January, Treasury Secretary said" We already got this from yesterday. The other one people is waiting for is TACO allow China to sell Chinese EV cars in the US. If that happen then TSLA is gonna die. Now it's all about Iran war. The market doesn't car about Tariff war etc.
Dannng I just know someone was holding TSLA puts watching it break daily support and then BAM!
you would think TSLA would be red on that news
Does TSLA still make cars?
Why the fuck is TSLA pumping this hard
lol @ TSLA chart - Flying roadster confirmed?
He’s had the government in his pockets for several admins. TSLA grew rapidly because for a long time the government gave huge subsidies for purchasing electric cars.
Yes SPCX and TSLA are still available.
To be fair, 90% of the success of TSLA has been due to short squeezes on moronic Wall St firms, that have given the company unprecedented capital to do anything they wanted. If America had regulated naked short selling, it never would have happened.