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The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
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I love the safety of TSLA
Can you imagine how much TSLA will spike when they reach 1000 robo taxis on the roads? I could easily see it earn a 6 or 700 p/e ratio based on that alone.
!banbet $TSLA 420 2d
If you bought $1000 of Tesla stock 5 years ago, you would've had $1000 of tesla stock today! TSLA to the moon
If TSLA goes up as well, you can tell it's a fraudulent pre-market pump!
I have TSLA too, sold some of it when it was $450+, it finally got above $400 again
I am panic selling all my GOOG stock tommorow because Google only has: * Search + Ads * YouTube, subscriptions, platforms, services * Devices (think Samsung, Apple) * Google Cloud (think Amazon AWS, Microsoft Azure) * Google TPUs (think AMD and Nvidia) * Waymo (think TSLA robotaxi) and Robotics * Google Quantum (think IONQ, QBTS, RGTI) * AI Models (think Anthropic and OpenAI) * more... Google's latest model (released yesterday) Gemini 4 Carbon scored higher than Anthropic in many benchmarks
Can a dead cat be given thrusters like the TSLA Roadster and jetpacks so that each bounce can take it to new highs?
Isn’t that what’s called a bag holder? Just letting TSLA and BRKB fuck me?
Goodnight everyone. May you all make money tomorrow, except those unironically bullish on MSTR, CVNA, and TSLA.
TBH GOOG baggies didnt deserve this. TSLA however needs to dive to the depths of hell
People were buying TSLA at 412 early this morning.
I actually hope everything rallies to ATHs and beyond. Except MSTR, CVNA, TSLA, and SPCX. Fuk those companies.
Waymo is tough to scale quickly because you need regulatory approval to operate in every area. Also the current fleet is very expense at well over $100k/car. They will be transitioning to a substantially lower cost vehicle and it probably makes a lot of sense to wait for them. I don't follow it that closely TBH because it's not that big of the overall business. Maybe there will come a point where it moves the needle some. But with GOOGL now on track for $500b yearly revenue, well that's a lot more units and rides needed. Look at TSLA who can produce literally thousands of CyberCabs. Yet they're going to be blocked by approvals.
This shit will rebound to 340+ next week just like TSLA did last week.
Oh ok google will cease to exist and go bankrupt next year, good to know. Now let’s see SPCX and TSLA’s total FCF.
Full porting TSLA puts for midterms.
TSLA going to switch mkt caps with GOOG
Documentary on elon says he had bots infiltrate WSB to convince mfs to buy TSLA lol bagholders
The elon documentary talks about him having bots infiltrate WSB to convince mfs to buy TSLA
you missed today's flow, here's the 6 most unusual trades from the session 🚨 >$META Dec 800P: $52 MILLION+ of puts >$MU calls: $11.4M in the first 10 minutes, led by a $6.7M Jan '27 550C block. Call Wall now moved to 1000 >$QQQ: $11M in Nov 715C + Mar '27 805C >$TSM Dec 440C: 7 call sweeps worth $6.1M >$AMGN Jan '28 420C: $4M opening call orders >$TSLA Nov 380C/400C: $19M+ call stack this morning
0DTE TSLA calls, MU calls, SPY calls This is financial advice
It’s so frustrating how GOOG actually has a meaningful product unveil and it does little to nothing, but TSLA puts out a literal meme and it jumps 5-10%.
Want a TSLA pop to 406 or drop to 395 either way works
Full port TSLA $240 December Puts
I bought TSLA calls that’s why it’s tanking again
bro, if TSLA didn't split in Aug 2022 (3 for 1 split) it would be $1206 today lol
TSLA fighting $400 for it's life for the 100th this year
!banbet $TSLA 405 1D
TSLA 355 Puts Nov 9 exp Not financial advice
Really want to jump back into TSLA calls but know I shouldn’t
Full port TSLA $240 December Puts
the second I sell these TSLA calls it will continue going up
No but you know it will be. Were you around for the TSLA ipo
TSLA: we now returned to you regularly scheduled tsunami of buying
that is quite the pump on TSLA
Y the fuck did TSLA 400 again
Those that bet actual money on TSLA dropping today have a higher intestinal fortitude than I have.
This TSLA can make or break me ...i want it to go down
I just woke up, what the hell is happening with TSLA?
Is it going down? I had TSLA puts yesterday dammit
I knew the elite will fuck u with $TSLA
nation states realizing that trusting SPCX for national defence, transportation (think tesla FSD, what if that retard could just turn off FSD in your country)....This whole slowing down Ukraine starlink thing, basically just shot SPCX in the foot, and TSLA. Every nation state in the world, is now looking for state owned alternatives, or at least some kind of alternatives
Why the fuck is TSLA retesting at 399 so many times.
long SPCX, short TSLA
TSLA retested 399 about 500 times today, so I guess it's not going down anymore :sadsuit:
i bought more TSLA puts
damn the TSLA RSI is in the gutter
Sold TSLA puts who told me not short yesterday🤣
TSLA dumped makes me happy
Dump that TSLA shit it should go down to 390 atleast
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $420.00 (above) | $388.85 | $402.31 | +8.0% | Mon, Nov 9, 8:34 AM ET | | **Record** | 0W - 6L | 0% | - | - | - |
Whoever said TSLA put before opening, I hope it print for u :feetswing:
If GOOG drops after earnings today, I’ll buy in. I’m already short TSLA I think institutions will sell it off today after yesterday’s run up, just like META. Damｍ, I closed out my META short way too early.
If you want to know what TSLA might due next year, just check out what Elon said TSLA would do next year, 10 years ago. This year, he'll say that again and Kathie Woods and Dan Ives are going to 5x their price targets on the same news, 10 years later.
at least you didnt yolo like 315k SPCX at 211 in your ROTH LMAO that was truly the dumbest shit I've ever seen this year. Only 1000strike TSLA calls can beat that
GOOG/AMZN/AAPL: yes META/MSFT/NVDA: maybe TSLA: lol
ye olde TSLA flash crash
man I was joking last week about TSLA baggies getting an exit at 500 at the expense of SPCX but now I'm not sure I was joking
so i'm sitting here staring at the ceiling fan wondering if the FOMC meeting will nuke my 401k or if i should have bought more gym equipment like that elliptical i saw at costco last week... honestly treating these emoji dances as technical analysis is peak absurdity because if a dancing cat means bullish then why isn't my wife's angry face emoji a short signal for TSLA? i haven't slept since tuesday and now i'm calculating probability distributions based on whether someone used a twerk gif or a shuffle emoji... maybe we're all just screaming into the void hoping Powell doesn't ruin everything again... fuk people up indeed...
my rating of the mag7 for the future top tier: GOOGL/AMZN 2nd tier: META/NVDA/MSFT 3rd tier: AAPL 7th tier: TSLA
All those buying TSLA for merger know that won’t happen anytime soon right?
Hey, at least you're not TSLA. Same price as 5 years ago but actually declining margins. (even tho revenue climbed somewhat)
TSLA cured cancer the past 3 months
TSLA prices is sdriven solely by a spacex acquisition
TSLA mooning premarket for no reason, great
TSLA and SPCX are bets on Musk himself, Once you realise what he did with Starlink, revolutionising the space industry and setting up his whole empire for continuing success.... it's not difficult to have the most faith in him
There will be no problems with underpaid labor because there will be no need to have the underpaid labor. See TSLA Optimus, TSLA undervalued
Goodnight everyone. May you all make money tomorrow, except those unironically bullish on MSTR, CVNA, and TSLA.
I literally had a dream that tsla was $470. !Banbet TSLA +1%
The reason for Tesla's rise in recent weeks is due, in my opinion, to the conditions of SpaceX's acquisition of Tesla. The offer should be attractive enough to be accepted by more than 50% of Tesla's shareholders. My bet is 3.5$SPCX for each $TSLA which puts tsla at $525 But we shouldn't rule out that it could be higher if SpaceX's stock exceeds $150.
Good. I will be happy to unload TSLA at further profit. That combined company is the bubble of all over valued bubbles.
Got two miracles with AAPL puts on Monday and TSLA calls bought last Friday…..now I just need a miracle for META to 630 this week
It was probably Elon buying a bunch of shares. Or fanboys I think TSLA is getting pumped the fuck up and will dump when dems win the house and senate.
TSLA hasn’t made any gains at all in the last 5 years. You’re a fool if you think SpaceX will be any different, it’s just a meme stock, cut and dry
lol TSLA up 4.20% today, can’t make this shit up
There’s a non zero percent chance that SPCX values TSLA at 420.69 per share in merger.
And SKHY will be down 10% tomorrow while TSLA will be up 7 %
I made a sick trade one day on TSLA calls held overnight and sold at open the next morning
I was trading SPY all month and a little TSLA
TSLA at $1.50T 🤝 $SPCX at $2.0T Add about a 30% premium to TSLA and you’re at equal footing - the exact premium that gets you to a 50/50 merger of equals. If the special committees are waiting for a spread that can clear a vote, this is what that looks like.
Sounds like TSLA stock. Anthropic gonna trade at $75000 a share if its PE is like TSLA
Why TF Is tesla up so much in the last 2 days? SPCX is going down, noway they can buy TSLA at a premium
Probably because of Merger between TSLA and SPCX in the future. I bet it gonna happen in Q1 2027.
worse. they are buying $TSLA at 420 P/E
Nah, some big entity is buying. Maybe Elon needs to get more shares in TSLA back to swing the vote for a merger. Maybe Leopold Ashenbrenner is back buying with leverage. Maybe ARK got excited by seeing cool car kickflips. grift will continue
Almost believed you until this dumb ass part, “massive shorts are being loaded into $TSLA causing stock price to go up.” Because if you believe that bullshit, you also have to believe that massive calls cause TSLA price to drop.
Oh hell yeah i can't wait to pay for a satilite/homeless person to watch TSLA factories so i can bet on car production (Its not insider trading)
What if I tell you that the only reason $TSLA is going up is not due to rumours of merger or some sort of front loading, but due to fact that massive shorts being loaded in these two positions ahead of mid term elections, as Elon Musk is considered as republican and part of administration. Losing in mid terms = losing stock value. So whoever is loading these puts on $TSLA and $SPCX seems to already know results of election and that is Democrats win.