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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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The guys who wipe up the jizz and ass cream after a porn shoot are more dignified and and have a better position in life that crypto bros and TSLA stockholders. And it's not even close.
should have put it all on $SPY or $TSLA , $NVDA , $AMD , $GOOG , $MSFT. you'd be chilling now.
Just buy TSLA. It'll probably work out in spite of all logic.
I need TSLA to hit $900 end of year. Let's make it happen.
Is there a good reason not to load up on TSLA puts tomorrow?
Hey guys, I keep asking, but isn’t what TSLA did yesterday considered a bearish reversal of the stock? It made a new ATH & then closed lower than the previous day? That & the way it boomed on the close I feel like it might reverse? I know it’s got regard strength but I feel like it maybe shifting after 2 attempts in the 490’s didn’t hold.
RIVN is copying TSLA's homework and its working, im sure RJ will go into robots next
2027 DJT is a new branch of the military. TSLA put real uteruses into their robots to repopulate America.
Feels like TSLA going to test 470 again tomorrow
The year is every year. DJT is a meme company. TSLA is _the_ meme company
The year is 2024. DJT is a social media company. TSLA is a car company. The year is 2025. DJT is a Bitcoin treasury. TSLA is a space launch company. The year is 2026. DJT is a nuclear fusion company. TSLA is a robotr company.
TSLA can’t go up tomorrow way to many calls out there it’s going down 🤫
TSLA 500 calls at open who with me
Tomorrow gonna be fucking crazy. AMZN and unfortunately TSLA 500 calls
same story here. lost a lot on TSLA Puts, recovered with 3x leveraged silver ETF(so fking back!). all in one year. You can still come back, if you don't full port options and lose.
Someone went mega short TSLA in last 5 minutes I think
Everyone talking about TSLA while RIVN is up 15% today and 42% in 3 months 😂😂
I bought a TSLA call. I apologize for it being delisted tomorrow
And miss out on TSLA SELF RIDING SEX ROBOTS?!?! #IM HAPPY WITH MY BAGS SIR, GOOD DAY!
Actually timed my TSLA puts just right, i'm a genius
TSLA drillin extra hard
TSLA is worse, but in the opposite direction. It's disgusting.
There is literally no fucking reason for this piece of ahit TSLA to be propped up like this day after day.
So quad witching tomorrow gets TSLA over 500 right?
Not arguing about TSLA ambitions here! It's a question about investing as it relates valuation. There are plenty of Musk fan clubs you can join that will continue to drink cool aid with you no matter what you say.
TSLA and PLTR going to infinity these two stocks alone will make up 99% of SPY in 2 years
I'm gona need a "Godzilla" level of Japan event to save my TSLA puts
This fall he borrowed a billion dollars cash on his TSLA shares, then bought TSLA shares creating a quick 12 Billion turn around. Would not be surprised if he’s still doing that with proxies or outright
I think you meant TSLA at $120,000 per share
TSLA is propped up by the millions of retards who have bet against it
Is TSLA put not free money?
Glad I scalped the TSLA put I picked up today instead of holding it. Right back up.
TSLA down a Toyota yesterday and up a Toyota today.
TSLA really couldnt hold 490 again. Surely this will start dying now 😬
The fact you are buying TSLA makes you a clown. That sht at this point is a meme stock and is waaaaay overvalued.
I fucking hate options fuck this fucking bullshit I swear to fucking god I want to put a fucking bullet in my fucking skill FUCK THE STOCK MARKET FUCK META FUCK TSLA FUCK THIS WATERFALL SELLING OUT OF NO WHERE FUCK EVERY FUCKING THING
Follow TSLA, bro, and you'll be back for me.
Fundamentals refer to the core financial and economic factors that impact a company's value and performance, like revenue, earnings, debt levels, growth potential, and management quality. For example, when we talk about Tesla (TSLA)'s fundamentals, we're looking at things like its revenue from car sales, its ability to scale production, its innovation in energy solutions, and how it's positioned in the electric vehicle market.
Lol TSLA and MSFT trading at exact same price
FSD has been promised since 2015 but is always just around the corner. Many believe the visual only approach is not going to work. DMV in California just this week making Tesla change the marketing to reflect that its driver assist and the driver is still the driver. Europe leaning the same way. TSLA released a video this week showing no driver seat in the robotaxi, however there was a chase car with remote behind it. Tesla redacts all its safety reports so hard to say exactly how safe or not, but 8 reported accidents on the 31 total operational vehicles in the single market where it is currently available (Austin, TX).
if TSLA could just dip a bit, that would be great.
TSLA is a steal here lol
Slight daily update. Managed to crawl back from 35k to 72k in the past three days after peaking at 90k. Now I’m only down 20% from my peak, which is honestly a much better return than if I’d just thrown everything into TSLA at various points. Nevertheless I’m actually starting to believe again
Or you can get TSLA calls
I just need TSLA to drop to 360 by next week so I can get out of my puts is that so much to ask lord?
Downvotes to the guy with the right answer 🤠 Tesla owns zero SpaceX. Not absolutely impossible for Musk to get some shares to TSLA shareholders but to pass SEC would have to be something like shareholders of record for some period of time, probably at least a year. The other owners of SpaceX like Google may also fight tooth and nail to not be diluted
Is TSLA fun to trade? Seems like a less capital efficient version of HOOD but much more random and disconnected from reality
What's better for me, selling 1 TSLA naked $500 call or selling 5 UNH $315 puts, both 2 weeks out, with approximately the same premium of $1.5k?
What do bers want to see crash and burn most: - TSLA - MSTR - CAVA
I wanna do TSLA puts soooo badly here, but you just never know what's going to happen.
If you had NVDA weekly puts yesterday you would've been up 300%, and if you had TSLA calls today you would've been up 300% also. Nobody in this sub with all of its followers made any gains? Really?
"this massive TSLA position will look great on the investors' presentation"
I have TSLA puts and NFLX calls and I'm violently angry right now 😡
I modelled Tesla for 2028: Any company trying to build out a huge business often takes billions in losses at the start. However, TSLA has massively positive Earnings, Revenue, Profits, Gross Margins, and $37B in Cash (no Debt) right now. All this while ramping up the potentially LARGEST NET PROFIT STREAM EVER. 🚨 Conservative Napkin Math (Just for the Robotaxi Business in 2028) 🚨 100K Robotaxis @ $25K “Cost”: $2.5B $35 Net Profit to Tesla per Ride: $3.5M 50 “Rides” every 24 hours: $175M 365 Days: $64 BILLION NET PROFIT IN 2028: $61.5B after CapEx $TSLA Share Price *Just Using Robotaxi* at a 100 P/E: $1,748 I’m using $35 profit per ride assuming an average customer ride cost of $50, less charging/maintenance costs. Waymo charges an average of over $70 today. I’m assuming the entire 100K “fleet” is disposed of yearly at a capital cost of $2.5B with new vehicles.
80% QQQM, 10% TSLA, 5% AMD, 5% SGOV I love tech and am very optimistic in the future of how tech will change our lives.
TSLA is literally breaking out
If TSLA breaks 500 it's probably going to 600 for absolutely no reason at all
My TSLA puts have fallen and they can't get up
If TSLA sniffs 490 again, I'm going to double dip another poot
Time for TSLA slow fade down to 480
Regarded stock like TSLA is the hedge in this regarded market . That’s why it’s up
Eh, still a more honorable trade than "Crypto bro" or "TSLA investor".
TSLA has regard strength
Good to see fucking TSLA is still going up because their buyers are so fucking high they don't give a shit about the rest of this crummy market.
Made $300 on my TSLA poot but if I held, it would be $500 rn
LOL what happened and more Importantly, why isn't TSLA eating shit
STC 2x TSLA 12/26 470c @22.89; 13.4 -> 22.89; 71% profit. Will open new 12/26 calls when it gets below 475-480 I think
STC 2x TSLA 12/26 470c @22.89; 13.4 -> 22.89; 71% profit. Will open new 12/26 calls when it gets below 475-480 I think
You multiply risks by expected gains and losses. The math is on TSLA’s side
TSLA is an easy scalp. Musk is predictable and milquetoast.
TSLA about to make a new ATH. It can't be stopped.
Which brave soul will short TSLA today
i'm tempted to short TSLA. wdyt?
TSLA working for 500 like a fat kid working for cake.
in a world that make sense, TSLA is a 120$ stock
No one cares. TSLA fanboys just want to make Elon a trillionaire while they struggle to pay rent and buy groceries.
This guy\^ thinks TSLA price is based on Sales... And Scientology is based on "Science"
I just want to meet the peeps who are buying TSLA at this price. At least I can write off my losses as a fee for that opportunity!
TSLA is such a disgusting stock. $20-$30 sings every day??
-255% in TSLA, 20% ETFs, 335% Cash.
I bought a TSLA 1dte ITM put at the HOD. Wish me luck
I don’t believe in calls or puts because the theta decay is ridiculous. But if you want to bet against TSLA, I would do it sometime between the next 3-6 months as a short position if the cost to borrow still remains low. Don’t take too much of a position relative to your portfolio.