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I’m the guy with TSLA loss porn early in the week trying to buy puts, I revenge traded and made almost all of it back…
Sundar nearly ended my ass twice through earnings, but at least FTNT and TSLA puts saved me
Isn’t it weird that TSLA stock is detached for the reality for THIS long
The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
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I'm not buying any of these stock individually yet, I'm sticking to index funds. So I agree that valuation seems high. But I also am not betting against it. I don't get a TSLA feeling from this stock yet. I'm sure some companies will go bust along the way, but I'm also sure that this is revolutionary change and fortunes will be made. Cursor got bought out, those guys made bank. There will be other companies that disappear profitably for investors too when they get bought out by someone larger. Apple might end up buying someone eventually, I don't think they will outsource ai forever.
Maybe the question is whether you share the vision. Do you believe in electric vehicles? TSLA is essentially the only domestic manufacturer. All domestic legacy manufacturers gave up. I believe in 5 years virtually no one will manually operate a vehicle. Musk’s companies were initially considered stand alone but are now increasingly moving towards natural consolidation. Look I can’t stand the man’s politics but he is looking towards the future not next quarter. Feel free to call him names but he is a visionary who can execute. SPCX and TSLA and XE (not a musk stock) are my only non-ETF holdings. Yes there is short term pain and maybe it’s dead money — let’s check back in 5 years.
You said Reddit’s mad about TSLA going up. My point was, it’s up 4% in 5 years. Nobody gives a shit about your hindsight bias of the last 10+ years.
You said Reddit’s mad about TSLA going up. My point was, it’s up 4% in 5 years. Nobody gives a shit about your hindsight bias of the last 10+ years.
Should’ve bought TSLA (Roadster I mean)..
Wrong lesson here bro. 15 years ago TSLA was only $1\~2 and Model 3/Y didn't even exist. LOL
**BanBet Created** ▼ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $360.00 (below) | $399.67 | -9.9% | Sat, Nov 7, 1:51 AM ET |
!banbet TSLA $360 1w
It is gonna get bad. Like people jumping out of buildings bad. I don’t want *that.* I’d be satisfied if pieces of shit scam companies like MSTR, CVNA, TSLA, and SPCX lose like 90% of their market caps.
Apple is not a real tech brand lmao. It’s a lifestyle/luxury brand like nike or Louis Vuitton. I say this as someone who works on mac 8+ hours a day and owns an iphone. Warren Buffett literally bought loads of apple cause it’s all in the marketing and image Its customer base is full of people who don’t give a crap about tech. The people who actually need Apple products (swe, designers) aren’t the reason it’s worth what it is If you’re using Apple to justify your understanding of tech you might as well use TSLA to justify your understanding of the automotive industry
Who’s the grim reaper coming for next week? TSLA? NVDA?
I like your history but it doesn't fit reality. Markets are not moved by wealthy individuals. What moves markets are big funds that are managed by trained professionals and not stupid imbeciles. The reason why $TSLA keeps beeing so overvalued is perhaps a good question for a frontier AI model
Really praying dpr TSLA and SPCX to get Black-Swan'ed. No other companies or CEO's deserve this more than Elmo. Just complete obliteration of the stock price.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I bought TSLA at IPO and sold it 2 years later to buy a Mazda?
INTC support TerraFab or $SPCX & $TSLA merger, takeover $INTC
Absolutely horrendous day today, lost -100% on both TSLA put positions, out of all market TSLA decided to play a hero. $400 gone. Besides just went for a 20 min walk, went back and all candy from huge porch is gone. It was full when I was leaving and now there's nothing. Some fuckers took it all in one go. WTF.
All I know is that prior to Trump’s first term, and all the staff changes & purges at the SEC, he was openly very disliked by the commission. Their prosecution of him for his use of social media to manipulate TSLA and Doge coin was successful and resulted in undisclosed fines and an order that he employ a “Twitter sitter” to review all social media posts before making them public. He then bought Twitter as a giant f\*\*\* you to the commission. Take all of that for what you will.
Hey man where are you? TSLA is not 500. 💯🤨🤔
TSLA 0dte calls were a 15x
My TSLA CEO is not the same as ur AI fairytales https://preview.redd.it/07hctwil5oyh1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156586552fc90f0ae611738ad19045e2a671d10b
TSLA investors having their biggest day in years today simply by being less red than everyone else
Winner of the day: $TSLA Loser of the day: $SPCX (horrible performance).
TSLA- does October candle look like Jan 2024 candle? https://preview.redd.it/2qpxha5y3oyh1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b2f1bdadf35d8758e04c8cb67d763f1b980f44
TSLA only safe investment next week.. 420. Monday.
Another day another two -100% positions. Mission well done. Thanks, TSLA.
TSLA ending green, or nearly, on less than average volume on a day when the other dogshit company that is supposed to be acquiring it crashes 6%. Make it make sense
TSLA only -2.92% Those are rookie numbers.
Doesn't matter what I do I just can't win. Trying TSLA puts today whole day and they're fucking me over and over.
hahahahha TSLA shorts did me so right i might position into calls for everything into monday
TSLA wtf is this reversal kys
Got so lucky with that TSLA bounce. Quickest +$4000 ever
TSLA being down only 1% is bullish AF. It wants 500 EOY
TSLA shareholders are such cucks 😊😊
Saw a guy here posting TSLA puts exp December as free money, and he may actually have a point. If 🥭 win the world is fucked so puts, if 🥭 loose then Musk will be investigated for bribery and TSLA will tank. Win-Win in either scenario 🧐
#Stocks off from their 52-week high: #SPY: -3.5% #NVDA: -18% #GOOG: -32% #AMZN: -17% #TSLA: -21% #META: -22% #AVGO: -35% #MU: -32% #AMD: -25% #INTC: -55% #ORCL: -52% #LMAO🤌🍁⛹🏾
damn TSLA still holding up though wtf?!
if you bought $1,000 worth of $TSLA 5 years ago you would have $1,000 today follow for more wealth tips
what kind of monkey do you have to be to be buying TSLA right now??
TSLA and SPCX are still extremely overvalued imo. Forward P/E is still 180x on TSLA... an I think that is rosy af.
Isnt it wild. All the garbage meme stocks I can see are down huge but the most overvalued turd in the history of markets, TSLA today, is only down 2% lmao.
TSLA has been a little too resilient.
It's crazy how TSLA and SPCX aren't down 30% on their valuations today
Finally TSLA catching down
Huge respect for TSLA buyers today, it would definitely take a pair.
hear me out, hyperscalers and semis are overpriced. TSLA at \~400x L12M P/E, no revenue growth is cheap
TSLA buyer ran out of money!!!
All day TSLA thought it was special. You aren’t special
How does TSLA with 100+ PE remain at just 1% down when Google /MU/ SNDK etc get shredded ?
I don't know. I think if Jensen died there would be a minor hit, but I wouldn't expect more than 5%, 10% at the very most. and it would rebound within 2 quarters. If Musk died TSLA would crater 70% and never come back.
Elon must have a conveyor belt of blue chip hookers going to market makers for them to keep TSLA propped up no matter what.
TSLA barely down today because it's already a shitter.
This normally would be a -10% type of day for TSLA. This is weird it’s staying put
This normally would be a -10% type of day for TSLA
Your PE is too high but your estimates for FSD revenue are far too low. $100/month is what people will pay for Supervised FSD. It’ll be closer to 10x that Unsupervised. You also omitted the Semi (where Unsupervised FSD is going to be closer to $2000/month - a tiny fraction of what paying human drivers would cost). You left off the power systems. More speculative, but Tesla has been pretty open that they want to get into building a substantial portion of houses (hvac and roof and power) - I think they might decide to just start building and selling entire homes. They said that barring governments blocking them, they think they’re on course to takeover all terrestrial transportation, so I expect them to get into boats like BYD has done. To be clear, those last two paragraphs have nothing to do with buying shares of TSLA today… it’s more stuff that they might announce in five years and deliver in ten… which I suppose would result in the PE continuing to remain high after I said your PE was too high.
remember, TSLA got all the fed's pump money at 7:30 am. THAT IS the play when the dust settles, you can make it back!
Buying/merging tsla for $200 would be way more than it's worth, too. And Elon wants controlling stake in the merged company, that becomes harder if he dilutes massively to pay TSLA a premium to $500 a share when SPCX is $100, which is the situation that is emerging.
TSLA needs to fall another 5% or more, and this will be a perfect day for me.
Question - how to lose money on puts today? Answer: TSLA
Vision only FSD still not priced into TSLA.
He never promised to buy it at a high price, and the idea that he'd buy it at a high price is propelled by spcx being at a much higher valuation than TSLA. As TSLA continues to outperform SPCX, the idea that SPCX will sacrifice massive amounts of shares to do a TSLA merger that shareholders are paid well for becomes harder to believe.
Why TSLA only down 1% ???
fucking TSLA just doesn't want to go down
Flee to tlt/spyd before it's too late. And lol if you think TSLA is gonna keep defying gravity, take profit or someone else is gonna take it for you if you're dumb enough to hold that piece of shit.
Wow what a complete bloodbath in the market, so $TSLA must be down big right?
hahah TSLA stopped me out and then crashed back down i fucking hate this stock
5x from here? how do you figure? asking genuinely, i have a ton invested in TSLA, but leaning towards selling than holding.
Yall should have been smart investors and bought TSLA instead.
TSLA only -0.9% never fails.
lol TSLA is gonna be 395 by close please listen
How the fuck is TSLA barely down. Crazy fucking times man
i will not get burned on these TSLA 0dte puts. I repeat, I will NOT get burned.
don't buy $TSLA puts. if you want to short withe leverage go $TSLQ
one positive, look at where the fed $$ went during the injection at 7:30, straight into TSLA, that and SPCX are the play after the election
TSLA $240 December Puts, full port ohoy, it's a no-brainer
BRO WTF TSLA IS SCAMMING ME I WENT FROM +5k to +1 in 3 seconds this shit needs to go back down lol
TSLA being above 400 rn is a joke
clifford coming to TSLA 395-390 by close
Lol why the hell is TSLA crossing$400. How manipulated is this?
TSLA keeps pumping and SPCX keeps finding new ways to dump
TSLA 0dte puts are printingggggg
Not for tsla apparently. No one seems to care that TSLA is committing literal fraud by selling pre-orders for a flying tsla that was a plastic shell that went up the ramp with magnets lmao.
Money has always been representational and symbolic. It has little power itself. The capacity to organise around a cause, exert credible force and refine crude resources into technologically beneficial items are the defining features of power. You think money is credible when TSLA trades at 400?
They upped tRget for TSLA from 350 to 450 or some dumb shit like that
Hate boner puts for TSLA
All these companies have complicated reasons for being down based on potential for future growth vs current revenue vs cap-ex, meanwhile TSLA out here no-growth just pumping cause 420.69 is a funny number.
is TSLA 0dte puts crazy rn?
TSLA has to be at 380 and it's over 400
TSLA somehow surviving this makes the dip extra retarded
market gets real silent when it comes to putting money into TSLA
Exactly ! And TSLA has the biggest army of morons that ever existed to buy whatever comes out of this scam
Shit even TLT selling off. All money rotate into propping up TSLA I guess?
TSLA $450 by next week. PLTR $220 by next week