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Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Mentions
TSLA about to moon after RIVN earnings later today, you heard it here FIRST
All I need is TSLA to go up another $31 and I am fine.
Green or flat, except for the long crude and short TSLA (presently +3%) speculations. Market still doesn't grasp how dire the crude situation is, so contemplating adding there.
TSLA poots printed but good lord they're hard to hold
Foreshadowing TSLA's day as well.
Roth IRA went from 205k to 315k in 8 days from TSLA puts and MUU
Hynix was a Secondary Offering in the form of ADR's in the States, to close the appaernat gap in Price-earnings discount with companiues listed here. And to expand Yongin Semiconductor which they share with Samsung Electronics as a high-tech chip production hub. They could not have ,as easily, raised that much Cash with an add-on stock share offering in just Korea. Buffett had said many times that it was a mistake on his part to have not gotten involved with Alphabet a number of times. His $4bln stock purchase meant nothing to Alphabet , but, the $10bln Private Placement was an entirely different thing. With Buffett reducing it position in Apple it has been said Berkshire made over $100bln from the size reduction. SO, $10bln into Alphabet is not such a big deal, a vast majority of the Apple share revenue was invested in T-Bills. Yes , long term ,CapEx spending looks proitable for now , but, free cashflow(cash burn) is going to hinder near-term revenue growth. Google is a prime exampls of those restrictions. As to SpaceX, he's a SMART Rocket Scientist but his full sppes ahead , damn the torpedos, I'm going tro build the next great shgopping Mall in space for everyone to go to, largest Data ceners in space, merging TSLA into SPCX , sounds great. Money talks, bull shit walks. Lastly, Short term I'm not trading ETF's like it was my job. After the next Presidental Election I will start considering long terms. Yes I will be looking , reading, note taking but that's about it. Did move a sizeable amount of cash into Treasury Direct account for next 10yr auction on 8-4 . And purchased some older 30's ,through Fidelity, Maturity's arounf 2036 yld 5% significantly below PAR.
TSLA is such a piece of shit company and stock. But not as bad as CVNA.
TSLA is as impotent as ever during this huge rally. Dragging its dick across the floor.
GOOGL, AMZN, META, and TSLA are good contenders here Consider NVDA or AMD aswell
TSLA (robots) SONY (machine vision)
Any pump where SPCX and TSLA pump is fake. Sorry. It's the rules.
TSLA has no reason to be green
>Kinda just thought itd be funny to refer to myself in the 3rd person as a bit like who does this guy think he is LMAO. Most of what I do here is a character for yalls enjoyment (i do still think TSLA defies reality tho..) Be aware you're just playing into his larping
META is only at that multiple after falling a zillion percent. TSLA should follow.
AMZN is gonna release Robotaxi before TSLA 🤦♂️
# META is trading at 15.5x forward earnings while TSLA is trading at 200x forward earnings... one stock is up 3% today, one stock is down 10%... can you guess which stock is up and which stock is down?
Can dogshit TSLA get some action too please
damn TSLA hittin the dumb bitch juice hard this morning
SPCX is holding TSLA's hair
Breaking: TSLA bols moving in their 08 Impreza.
TSLA dumped 30% in one month and still has a PE of 360 lmao
TSLA 290, META 500 please and thank you
I want everything to go up except for SPCX and TSLA. Fuck that guy.
TSLA 0dte calls are calling my name but I told myself to take a break from trading
I've been making money lately betting against stocks by buying PSQ (short NASDAQ 100), SARK (short ARKK), and CRSH (short TSLA), and shorting naked TSLA calls. (TSLA is now down enough that I closed out all my calls.) A lot of semiconductor stocks are way down from their recent high levels. AGX is down quite a bit. Berkshire Hathaway is doing pretty well, on the other hand. What's weird to me is that VIXM (an ETF based on the VIX volatility index) is staying low.
Where will TSLA Bottom
TSLA is the Saskatechewan guy with a high pitched voice, since Musk is Canadian.
Get loans and buy calls on leveraged TSLA ETFs
It’s all tied up $OPENW $NFLX $TSLA $RIG need one of these donkeys to do something before Jan
TSLA 299, the dam has burst
TSLA is in the port-o-jon snorting K
TSLA would be a jerkoff napkin stiff from dried cum.
TSLA pumping 15% tomorrow. Just watch
TSLA is an AI company that makes plastic cars for pretentious conformists.
TSLA needs another pivot and quick. I’m thinking nachos…made in space.
My TSLA shorts are finally printing, so things are ok for me. Thanks Elon.
TSLA was the blonde in 2021, and now in 2026 is the one throwing up over the railing in the background lmao
The gap up on TSLA is going to be violent
Doesn’t matter how green markets are tomorrow TSLA will still be red
TSLA would look similar to META
I listened to only earnings calls this quarter. MSFT and TSLA! And let me tell you something. MSFT’s leadership and they way they can articulate information makes Elon and his leadership team at TSLA sound like back alley clowns
TSLA down 30% YTD, I'll drink to that
almost time for the rotation into safety, prob after tomorrows dump. (bitcoin & deep OTM 1 week out TSLA calls)
Lol. No floor left in TSLA.
Musk is deliberately dumping TSLA so he can get it back cheaper on a future merger with SPCX
Only thing I look forward to is waiting until that one guy who bought 500 TSLA stock at 400 to get margin called
TSLA with that 52w low at close then lower in AH lol.
And you guys were talking shit about Micheal Burry’s $TSLA short, buwaahaha. https://preview.redd.it/y9bc6jlee8gh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=21a6a9349a8de42863e8e5efc501185d2428e74e
It is official, TSLA is in free fall.
Wow TSLA went down when missing ER
TSLA below 295? How is Elon going to handle only having $600B??
TSLA under $300 makes me rock hard. Wait till you see my rager at < $200
fun fact: tesla ($TSLA) is no more trillion dollar company
TSLA, META gaped so hard you could drive a cargo container ship through it
**BanBet Lost** — /u/brucekeller (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $304.89 → $315.00 | +3.3% | 2h 1m | Lost |
Bought a couple of TSLA 0dte 300 calls once it was passing 300 with a hope of inevitable reversal. It never did reverse and ended \~2 bucks below.
TSLA 300p went from 0.01/0.02 to 2.67 during sour hour, did anything else beat 133x?
TSLA 300p went from 0.01/0.02 to 2.67 during sour hour, did anything else beat 133x?
If you ever feel regarded remember there are regards who bought TSLA at $500
TSLA shorts partying tonight
I love this, TSLA puts expiring on the 14 up 735%. Drill baby drill
Let's see if TSLA can finish down an even $10
Welp there went 50% of my port to TSLA 0dte calls, port was up 30% today as well after a sweaty trading day. Should have quit while I was ahead and before I was sweating like a mf exhausted from 100 trades.
LOL.. TSLA 52 week low... ELON GOING BACK TO CHINA AS A BBQ CHEF
Sweet, TSLA dying at least.
don't forget- TSLA dropped below $300 today. Putting that in my spank bank.
10 shares of TSLA redeemable for one cyber truck at any dealership
TSLA 300 now! I’m not done scalping Elmo’s money 😈
Fucker said nothing for too long, got TSLA green and now the whole market has to dump for its sins.
TSLA is up. The pump is now doomed. Repent.
TSLA about to green thank you :warsh:
Mag 7 haven't been the mag 7 for over 3 quarters now, they're last year's news. MSFT, TSLA, META are all down significantly from Oct 1, 2025. AMZN is only up like 4% over that time frame
TSLA bag holders, nothing will save you. \- K-POP
I know. I invested it all into $TSLA and $SPCX All you cash holders are suckers!
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $315.00 (above) | $304.89 | +3.3% | 1h 60m |
Pretty sure Elon brought that novelty with TSLA ;) Just kidding, it obviously existed before.
TSLA, be more like your gay sister, SPCX
TSLA needs to go back below 300
If you thought TSLA 69 was funny the first time...
TSLA 299 is not a meme
TSLA 299 is not a meme
**BanBet Won** — /u/stock_dude9 (1W - 1L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $309.61 → $300.00 | -3.1% | 4d 22h | Won |
TSLA back below $300. You fucking love to see it. Just another $290 to go.