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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Now, go all in TSLA and tank that meme stock.
TSLA has another 10% down to go before we may have reached market bottom
It's over. NVDA to $400. It's only fair given TSLA's current valuation.
this market acts like TSLA nothing but shitty news yet it still goes up
The market acts like TSLA
My trading is 100% options "investing", almost exclusively on Spy, NVDA and TSLA... The occasional earnings play too. Today I branched out and got some puts on the gamestore. Anyone else a memestock connoisseur?
I own shares. RIVN will either go bankrupt in the next economic downturn or they'll eclipse TSLA in the next decade. I don't have any scenario in mind that isn't one of those extremes. Although, I do think the better EV plays are companies that aren't exclusive to that tech.
Realized. I go cash every night. I trade throughout the day. Mostly SPX, but if I notice a company I’ll play them as well. Generally things that are silly like TSLA calls as soon as people stall celebrating their puts 😂
Only weird dick simps and retards see a bull case for TSLA.
What's the bull case on TSLA here
I trade anything that has volatility. Mainly, TSLA, NVDA & META in stocks. BTC, ETH & SOL in Crypto. NC1 for Futures.
Definitely. High Frequency Trading platforms have been around for while. I wouldn't be surprised if Musk used to manipulate TSLA share price so he could fullfil the requirements for that ridiculous pay package.
The market acts in ridiculous ways. Like TSLA bros that buy stocks on feels.
CRCL seems to be a TSLA like meme
Whew, okay folks - time to pump TSLA again. It's over! Lmao
-3 to +.5 TSLA is such a meme
$700+ profit on TSLA, chickened out at $397 instead of $400 but better than a minus
Sold my TSLA calls way to early 😭
Well my faith in humanity is officially gone. How the fuck is TSLA green?
Are you trying to pretend that TGT was removed from the S&P 100 because of a 2-3% decline in revenue? If so, that is either simply ignorant or intentionally disingenuous. Don't let your politics bias your information sources or the information you pass on to others. In this case, TGT annual revenues have hovered at ~$106B since 2021 (±$1B), which was an increase from 2020's $94B. The **median** annual revenue for companies in the S&P 100 is ~$60B. It wasn't removed because of revenues. It was removed because of its market cap and growth potential. For example, compare it to Tesla, which has similar annual revenue, ~$95B. However, while TGT stalled for 5 years at ~$106B, TSLA grew: - 2025: $94.83 billion - 2024: $97.69 billion - 2023: $96.77 billion - 2022: $81.46 billion - 2021: $53.82 billion - 2020: $31.54 billion Meanwhile, TSLA market cap is nearly $1.5T, and TGT's is at just $55B. Imo, both caps are dumb, but one is clearly indicative of investor confidence (even if misguided) while the other screams "Fire Sale". Lol.
If the market was runs using data and facts TSLA wouldn’t be a $400 equity.
Buy EV stock like TSLA
Wait, $TSLA is down 32%??
Loaded TSLA, USO, and SMH puts expire 3/20. Watch me perfectly thread the needle and lose money on all 3 trades
I like to think I do Peter Lynch style due diligence New iPhone announced: AAPL calls Elon tweets about FSD: TSLA calls See a fat person: LLY and NVO shares I lose money on options, crypto, and predictions market: HOOD calls
Oil was just a bubble. Oil to 0 and free oil for everyone. TSLA bulls will be roasted alive via exploding battery inside an autolocked vehicle.
I have told myself repeatedly to never touch TSLA…. It’s like a toxic ex I keep going back to.
Don’t talk about TSLA like that
Love the TSLA prediction
Bleh. Every time I go to pull the trigger on some TSLA calls it drops again.
Come on Gulf State Monarchs keep dumping TSLA!
Yall get TSLA under $300 and I’ll throw a pizza party
I need TSLA below 360 by close to avoid a ban and so far, somehow, we are on track lmao
lol TSLA, you dumb bitch. How are you down when oil is >$100
tesla fan boys are saying to buy TSLA stock given that gas prices are going up it's gonna be more economically viable for people to drive EVs
TSLA needs to drop $3.50 more for me to hit my banbet
TSLA straight line down this morning
TSLA crashing during an oil spike. Is the meme finally dying?
Silver lining: TSLA is getting cooked.
at what point are TSLA bulls jumping ship?
How long do I hold my TSLA puts....feeling greedy
Can I get a $375 on TSLA today plz
Gas heading toward $5, TSLA tanks even harder lmao
People said I was fucking insane when TSLA was around $500 and I said it could be heading back to $160s.
TSLA a steal right now! PE fell below 370!
it's not. higher oil prices means more inflation, which means growth stocks like tsla are less appealing. on top of that, tesla vehicles are still in the mid to upper segment of pricing, so consumers under financial stress would probably rather buy something less expensive up front. in addition, inflation from high oil prices is going to wreck havoc on their labor and materials costs. also, the feds will be pumping the narrative that this is short term shock. if anything, the huge amounts of used teslas filling lots might get picked up by consumers worse, if this goes on for a long time, the amount of damage it does to logistics and general overall economy is going to make everyone feel a shit ton of pain. so tldr i wouldnt say im bullish on TSLA right now,. although i wouldnt be surprised if it slightly outpaces the general market
Fuck off TSLA and Musk. It fuck me this last month on their calls
What poors are still buying gas? Calls on TSLA
Too bad TSLA isn't a car company anymore. People might actually want electric cars again when gas is $8 a gallon
TSLA has been insisting that they’re not a car company. I wonder what will happen for them specifically 🤔
TSLA stocks go brrrrrrr
I am buying NVDA, GOOGL, TSLA, etc as we fall
TSLA? BYD will be the big winner here. Chinese EVs will flood the markets (except the US)
When gas costs too much we all have to buy Teslas. TSLA calls it is. 4D chess over here.
TSLA bottom? Im looking for 380. on SPY
I think Im gonna que up some VG long, some TSLA short, and some SLV. Ill probably have to measure the rest out Somebody mentioned Ford, I dont think thats a bad play, ford lost $2 since we started this war
googl and NVDA calls for sure TSLA too purely because it just retardedly bounces without fail
Yeah, i'm in VIX calls, selling SPX call credit spreads on any pump to degen bulls pushing for the V and a hate position on TSLA getting back in the 200's by EOY
When can TSLA finally go back to 300? At least Palantir has a theme: defense AI. TSLA is a legacy battery business + a robotics SPAC at this point.
Does this mean TSLA and other EV stocks gonna skyrocket?
Good man, just invest in TSLA and PLTR please and thank you 🙏
TSLA is *not* a car company... 🤣 It's a vertically integrated physical AI company.
Elon announces that TSLA is now all about EV motors and stock doubles overnight
TSLA better open at 350 tomorrow
Exactly. If we were talking about TSLA, then I understand. But, Meta, Goog, Msft, and Amzn are printing money from other businesses.
TSLA Green at close, Elon has something in his sleve.
Eron Musk and Netanyahoo bombed iran to spike oil to make people buy Teslas, follow the money $TSLA
It’s seems almost logical that TSLA or RIVN could run now right? Or am I regarded
Just FYI TSLA has a p/e of nearly 400 There are effectively no limits on market retardation.
Oh god this whole operation was designed to pump TSLA wasn’t it?
Politics can cause policy changes, which lead to structural shifts in the market. If you pick those correctly, you print money. But if you'd bought TSLA puts every time Elon said something you didn't like, you'd be working behind the Wendy's right now. There's a difference. The market doesn't care about surface level politics, it cares where the money's going.
Safe companies like CRWV OKLO and TSLA
TSLA is going to 500
I feel like even now, with uncertainty about oil TSLA can benefit even if its value is irrational
Agreed, TSLA to 1000 EOY
If $15 per gallon of gasoline is the price I have to pay for the Iranian people to finally be free after 47 long years, that is the price I will pay. Calls on $OKLO and $TSLA
Israel struck Iranian refineries, now Iran struck Israeli refineries. long TSLA, middle east is going green soon.
!banbet TSLA 420 4d
Same thing happened to me last year with tarrif announcement first quarter 2025. Put a modest $8k in SPXL and VOOG and was immediately down to $6k in 3 weeks. Flash forward 7 months I was up to $10.4k. Even with current dip im at $9.4k from my initial $8k investment exactly 1 year ago. Im holding onto $3k right now and waiting to invest in either TSLA, or more in SPXL.
You know Netanyahu and Trump have TSLA calls with how hard they're going after the oil fields.
I’m convinced a SpaceX IPO is the worst possible thing that can happen for TSLA stock.