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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Musk is the Man. Without him TSLA wouldn't go far. Also, there's this: Elon Musk's compensation packages at Tesla are **directly tied to the company's performance, and this includes profitability metrics**. He receives no salary or cash bonus; his only compensation is in the form of stock options or restricted stock that vest if very ambitious performance goals are met.
"cathie wood ARK sold TSLA" i guess TSLA is going up
Oh sorry QXO RKLB NBIS TSLA and super small fun bet on ALRT
Rather sell puts on a more stable company like Microsoft or Apple. TSLA is a house of cards which collapse any day
Guys be posting about tweens doing cycles as if you can just grab the juice from a 7-11 lmao. TSLA 435p
Yes, it is sensible, but I would still suggest having an additional small bucket of money for value investing. I may just be one anecdote, but I wish someone had told me to do the same thing. I began investing in index funds at 15 years of age, thanks to my parents. This was in 1999. After 18 years of investing monthly into an SP500 index fund, my returns were just under 4% IRR. That’s when I opened a separate account for value investing, 8 years ago. When I started, the dotcom bubble hadn’t quite reached its peak, but it was close. My average yearly return was actually NEGATIVE after 12 years. All that said, I still think index fund investing is the right call for 99% of people, and I still have my original account. Today(26 years of investing in an index fund), my average return is now around 6.5% in that account. If the market crashes for a 3rd time since I started, that 6.5% will come way down. The good news is that I opened that separate account 8 years ago specifically for value investing. While I have drastically refined my methods over the 8 years, my CAGR in that account now sits at 78.2% with this year coming in at 221% so far, and 2022 bringing in 118%. I have not participated in the ai trade either. Never owned NVDA, GOOGL, MSFT, TSLA, TSMC, or any other major players until I bought LEAPs in INTC when it was around $22 this year. (For reference, I am usually around 5-10% margin, with each position being 75-90% in shares and 10-25% in options. I almost never exceed 5 positions). This account is 15x the size of my index fund account. I am not a genius. I was a decent student in HS and Uni, but never a savant or prodigy. In my math classes I would say, generally, I would be in the top 10%, but never close to the top student. 8 years is a blink in the investing world, and I am not blind to the fact that much of my returns are due to luck, not brilliance. However, I still think market beating returns are possible for almost anyone with a half decent intelligence level. So long as you understand a few things: 1 - Volatility does not equal risk. In 8 years, my account has had 2 draw downs of over 50%, and 6 of over 30%. Those draw 50% downs both occurred during my best years. 2 - Price is what you pay. Value is what you get. It really matters how much you pay to buy a company. So you better know what you’re buying. 3 - Spreadsheet math, and DCFs, are almost useless if you don’t have real QUALITATIVE reasoning for the forecast. Qualitative data is way undervalued by fundamental analysts. If you understand a business extremely well, with extremely high levels of conviction, then it becomes much easier to figure out their future earnings power 3-5 years out. Lastly, I really like Pfizer. I don’t own it, but it is 100% near the top of my watch list. I am not sure what lead you to that company, but I think it is a good start for a small bucket devoted to individual stocks.
Dot com p/e 80 PLTR p/e 180 TSLA p/e 316
Same here. I think IPO will open 1.5 trillion and fomo could shoot the stock to 2 trillion. I've been in TSLA since the $10 days and it's my chance to get in on the ground floor.
That makes some sense. But I don't like people using overvalued and undervalued. The stock with good liquidity (the one you are trading since if there is no liquidity you will have to sell at bad price) is priced as it should be currently priced. Is TSLA overvalued? Was UNH undervalued at 400$? To me selling put options only make sense as a "limit order". So if i want to buy NVDA at 150$ I would sell puts on 150$. People forget that the market returned 0% in 10 years from 2000 to 2010 and your margin will kill you. Also if AI bubble pops. Everything will go down because a lot of companies are only alive because of passive index money inflow which will be reduced in bear market
Can't wait for TSLA to be the 1st company to hit 10,000 P/E ratio. It will all be okay though once the sex robots are available for pre-order though.
Hoping SpaceX IPO next year for 2 trillion and TSLA also hits 3 trillion 🤗🤗🤗
SpeceX IPO I’m thinking calls for sure, I messed up on TSLA but this is my second chance can’t wait!
Just buy the damn shares. They hated the heck out of TSLA and said it was going bankrupt. I didn't listen to all the haters and started buying at $10 (2019) and will continue to buy probably until $10,000 per share.
You lost me at calling a PE of 74 ridiculously high in the current climate. AMD is 109.78, TSLA is 312.22, INTC after being sub-10 for ages is 630.17. Also, paragraphs. No one's going to read that, lol
Yeah, starting the Wheel well with CSPs means you have to be able to sell your CC's profitably above your cost basis. TSLA could easily just leave you holding way below your cost average and risking the shares getting called away at a loss if you try to generate income with CCs at that point.
Broad market pulling back on Friday, while TSLA pushing up 2.7% made no sense. TSLA isn’t some safe haven asset, but a risk on asset. SPY will retest 690 during regular trading hours this week.
TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔
Why do I get this weird feeling this clown 🤡 market is gonna pump TSLA to 500 by end of Jan
TSLA sex robots will come with a monthly membership along with a $10k “full service mode” that will be implemented at some future date.
Covered calls can fix it if you go ITM and let them get assigned? But personally I wouldn’t do it because TSLA swings up and down like a yoyo.
🙏 Agreed! Mean reversion has been on steroids lately, and it really does feel like the algos/MMs are fading every overextension harder than ever. I think that’s probably why the pattern’s been printing so cleanly. Friday Dec 12 was a perfect example: while the broader market dropped 1.07%, TSLA bucked the trend, prior day red close at ~$446.87, overnight borderline green (+0.26% around 9:15–9:25, though pre-market VWAP flat and volume 65% below average). Opened with a small gap to $448, dipped hard to $441.67 likely on ARK unloading ~$40M (classic rebalancing, not fundamental bearish), but buyers absorbed it aggressively near the $440 max-pain/zero-gamma pin. Overall… minimizing Impact because TSLA is highly liquid 😀, ARK’s move didn’t drastically dip the price. Volume finished 29% above average, price bounced and closed strong at $458.96 (+2.7% green day). Textbook weak-signal resolution, shook out the weak hands 😋, then ripped into expiry. Great info 🫡 on on-chain + derivatives flow on Bitget for sentiment checks. I’ve peeked at that for BTC/ETH correlation days, definitely saved me from a few traps 😅. Not perfect, but way better than flying blind. On higher-vol weeks (earnings, deliveries, FSD hype, etc.), the edge actually gets sharper on the hit rate (~70–75% on the red + green side in my sheet), but the losers are brutal when wrong, gaps can blow right through strikes. I just size even smaller and cut faster. The premium is fatter though, so EV still feels positive when I survive the blow-ups.
So buy TSLA and sell Costco? Seems like a bad decision.
TSLA is a meme stock 100% it follows no logical path.
RIVN - EVs as good as TSLA, great growth ahead, majors ramping down EV, backup power for your home PLUG - explosive growth energy play. will become the real, economically feasible alt energy MSTR - BTC will reach 250k in 2026 sending MSTR to 800... and everyone hates MSTR SLV - silver nearing crisis shortage in late 2026, industrial demand will be off the charts, govs cant stop printing money. Silver bulls are only beginning to charge toward ghey bers DNUT - vegans will revolt and give in to their donut cravings MSOS - Grandparents will get high because the world is fukd BYND - because it's stupid and WSB hates it
it's the first trading day after Christmas 2025 / Satan's rally: the stock market has crashed to ATL, after BLOOMBERG exclusive that $ORCL is now building only 2 toilets in its HQ instead of 3, clearly a sign of increasing credit distress $NVDA has now become the least valuable company in the S&P500, and continues to trade like a meme stonk meanwhile $TSLA and $CVNA hit new ATH every week
Why not. You morons have TSLA trading at a 300 P/E
> if it gets assigned, i m fine and can sell covered calls for sometime on those. in 2022-2023 TSLA went from $400 to $100. It didn't recover to $400 until 2 years later. If you want the $ in 2 months it might not be the best ticker. > selling 7 contracts of 420 puts of tesla weekly. will earn about 1500$ or so per week. TSLA isn't static. If it goes to $480 next week you will need to sell those puts much higher
bro if you buying a home I'd be CSP'ing GOOGL or an index - not TSLA. I have a $120k expense with a variable due date, and I was wheeling RDDT then was buried for like 6 weeks to recover my position.
I know at least one dude who plowed a bunch of money into TSLA in like 2018. We’re talking probably 90% of his worth. It seems to have worked out, but is he an idiot or a genius? I lean towards idiot.
new burry tweets, new AI model (like this week when googl got fuk), random "fake news" (see MSFT -3% last week or ORCL this Friday), mrPres. bad health condition, MU shitting their ERs... and TSLA increased sales
Cathie Woods just sold TSLA and referred to the others as "Mag 6". This would be a more rational reason for TSLA to pump than any in the last 5 years.
Yeah, Elon has said a few times he'd like to give TSLA investors some way to do that. Whether he will or not is TBD. A cynic would say it's just something he's said to get people to buy and hold TSLA.
according to all the Sissy SpaceX fans, TSLA stock is adjacent to investing in SpaceX, they are intertwined and not just a car company. So, when SpaceX IPO's then we should see a split from TSLA and an appropriately significant stock price reduction, right? Right?
I remember the TSLA IPO very well. “$2B+ dollars for a company with basically no sales? That’s crazy.” How quaint.
Not a crazy take honestly. Valuations feel stretched and TSLA is usually first to sniff out risk-on/off shifts. Even if no crash, chop could be brutal. I’ve been more defensive lately and using onchain data (stablecoin flows, funding) via Bitget to see when risk is getting frothy. Usually lines up with equity euphoria too
nteresting breakdown tbh, mean reversion on TSLA has been real lately. Feels like algos love fading overextension more than ever. I don’t trade 0DTE much but I track similar patterns using onchain flow + derivatives data on Bitget onchain just to sanity check sentiment. Not perfect but helps avoid obvious traps. Curious how this holds in higher vol weeks.
Tesla batteries are being put in every data centers as backup. All the companies involved are sharing and packaging the user data for sale. TSLA has never been a car company.
STFU about "TeCh buBBle5". TSLA sales at multiyear low but in five years they are gonna make space robots, that's why it's worth $1.5 trillion.
Go on, try again to short TSLA... It just doesn't make sense to think TSLA will disappear, it will keep growing like the rest of the stock market. Saying you are short TSLA, is saying you are short the whole SP500. Sometimes it may work, 99% of times you will get rekt before it works.
Il all went in TSLA apparently
Bees would love nothing more than to see TSLA crashing thru the basement
FED should stop looking inflation as a gauge of money excess in the system. They should just look at current TSLA price. TSLA at all time high = there is too much money in the system = no cuts. Very simple
TSLA price is inversely proportional to reality, proportional to bullshit. I am convinced TSLA will be most valuable when they have zero sales, most negative margins, infinity PE.
When SpaceX goes public, it’ll give Musk’s family office more money to manipulate shares of TSLA. You gotta think big here.
Lol they would sell every other stock they own, their homes, even their organs before they sell TSLA. They'll find the money some other way.
It would surprise me if Elon _didnt_ try something like that to pump TSLA via SpaceX Any tsla short is, of course, still enormously risky.
Friend you are the only one biased here. The reason why TSLA hasn't died is because chinese EV's are banned in the US
Wrren't there talks about TSLA owners getting first access to IPO allocation for SpaceX?
How AI can be bubble. My dear friends, it has already entered in our life. I am using it and now ready to pay for it. Enjoy AI. Take risk in any stock on the basis of its earnings growth & fundamentals. MU, TSLA, AVGO, LRCX, META, GOOGLE, MSFT, ORCL etc are big companies. These companies financials fundamentals are very strong and expenses on AI doesn't have much impact. AI is going in right direction, as per my opinion.
Okay so is _now_ finally the time to go short on tsla? I've felt one of the things keeping TSLA afloat is that it's the sole avenue for exposure to the richest man on earth. An Elon-ETF, as it were. The crown jewel of his empire is SpaceX. If SpaceX goes public itself then people have no need to buy into a failing car company
I trade TSLA options on their designated expiry days (mostly Fridays for weeklies), which are the true 0DTE contracts that expire at close that same day. Theta, gamma, and assignment risk behave exactly like any other 0DTE. Other US traders do this today. On nonexpiry days (Monday through Thursday), I just sell the front weekly (for example, 4DTE on Monday) and close it same day or next morning. Theta and gamma still feel very 0DTEish for intraday scalps, but it’s not technically 0DTE, just shortdated weeklies treated like day trades.
It's only rigged if you didn't read the other million posts of people betting again TSLA and losing all their money
Where do you find 0DTE on TSLA? Fidelity only has weekly
"Domestic Tesla sales hit 4-year low: Tesla's (TSLA) U.S. sales dropped 23% in November to the lowest since early 2022, as new lower-priced models failed to offset demand loss after EV tax credits expired. Shares fell 1%"
Imagine if the market did this to TSLA. LOL
TSLA is like when series have to keep inventing worse and worse enemies to be even badder than the last baddie. Got to keep that dramatic tension. Except TSLA has now got to the stage of owning an army of robots. I'm not sure where do they go from there, moon or mars colonization? Floating cities? I for one am excited to hear the next idea that won't happen.
Will TSLA ever go down this shit is so stupid
I've been "in the game" since about 2006, but seriously investing since around 2017. I "traded" a little in the beginning but never had enough to actually invest cause I always needed the $ for living expenses. When I moved to America in 2013 I started again with the goal of buying and selling when hitting 20% because that was someone else's strategy. I owned TSLA, NVDA, MSFT, GOOG and many others and sold them all for small profits. These days I buy when I have surplus funds and rarely sell. I have changed thesis on very few stocks I've bought since 2017, hence I haven't sold.
People are like "we're done with AI so we're selling NVDA. The real future is in Robots so we're buying TSLA. Which definitely don't use any NVDA chips. Surely not."
You're really trying to make sense of TSLA? Where have you been the last few years step bro? 🤌
Y'all screaming BUBBLE. Meanwhile mag 7 ytd... MSFT +13.53% NFLX +6.80% AAPL +11.13% TSLA -4.35% GOOG +63.39% AMZN +3.10% META +10.03%
What's everyone's Christmas wish? Mine is MSTR - 150 AMZN - 270 TSLA - Under 400 (But really to 0)
TSLA gonna become the most valauble company in the world when it moons during the next market crash
NVDA and AMZN actually down more than AVGO over the last 3 months. TSLA up 23%
TSLA is not a rational stock ,its a exception ,it catches up to most other stocks eventually but TSLA just gets more ridiculous overtime.
I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on? **1. Tesla ($TSLA)** * **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)." * **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama? * **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much. **2. Ford ($F)** * **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa." * **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough. * **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years. **3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)** * **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now." * **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride. * **Red Flag:** I trade at 60x earnings. **Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?**
Bought my TSLA puts right before that last $4 rip up. You’re welcome.
I wouldn’t be shocked if a TSLA situation arises lol, but I’m with ya, I could easily see the floor getting pulled.
TSLA saved my port today.
TSLA sales drop to a near 4 year low... bullish! Lol
Would not be surprised if federal govt funds are being diverted into propping up TSLA. How, I have no idea
Classic fraudulent TSLA pump today
459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now
Market rotating into safe havens like TSLA
459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now
TSLA up on hopes and dreams...for over a decade. Fuck this stock.
TSLA daily chart is something lol
STC 2x TSLA 12/19 452.5c @14.47; 11.27 -> 14.47; 28% profit
STC 2x TSLA 12/19 452.5c @14.47; 11.27 -> 14.47; 28% profit
On a massive down day for tech TSLA is up 2.5%. TSLA has a p/e >300. In a rational market your justification would make some sense. In this market it's hindsight 20/20.
LOL. I thought TSLA was a tech stock. You guys, collective stupid is winning. Humanity is doomed.
Your typical retard spastic bull is a distinguished gentleman of taste and culture compared to the fucking swine TSLA bulls.
The most likely case is that the Nasdaq will stabilize enough for TSLA to see fresh ATHs even though the Nasdaq has likely set its top for a year or so back in late October. It's what the options market is implying. And it's probably factoring in on why I'm very bitter right now in spite of me having a good year.
TSLA can get caught doing the most illegal shit in the world and cause an electric worldwide outage and still pump to $500
TSLA shareholder cucks making sure Elon gets to a $1T payout no matter what because they enjoy cock
The amount of financial crime that goes into keeping TSLA afloat has to be astounding
I'll believe it when CVNA, PLTR, and TSLA are all down on the same day.
All that pain was for TSLA and NFLX? We are so fucked
The worst part about today is TSLA pumping. Like being slapped across the face by a regard.
Can’t wait for the TSLA corruption to stop