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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Meanwhioe people are still buying TSLA at a $275 dollar premium because of shit might happen in the future that current gov is actively working to prevent from happening
TSLA red is always the silver lining.
The ONLY silver lining today is that TSLA is red
TSLA almost at 350…just let it die already
TSLA: What is oversold RSI? I have no idea...
Lets be real here TSLA is gonna find a way to rip this year. $67k on TSLL shares
PLTR and TSLA showing weakness. IV ranks are still not that high. I’m playing OTM unit LEAPS puts as a hedge for QQQ exposure.
If TSLA keeps drilling like this it could become significantly overvalued
GLJ Research gave TSLA a $25 price target 🥴
just die already TSLA. Everyone claiming it's a meltdown of a day but SPY is still green.
Not asking for much, just TSLA to 350
Wait - are people pulling money out of TSLA for SpaceX?
Imagine not selling TSLA when it ripped to $500 just a short time ago, but selling now at $360… I bet there’s just a ton of that going on here too
Breaking: TSLA sex-robots are chewing out 1 of 2 dicks during test drive, shares plummet
Im betting on chaos rn GLDM, PBDC, BWET, XOP. Christmas wishlist which I will rotate into when the dust clears: META, MU, TSLA, GOOG, AMZN, NVDA. I figure thats atleast a week away though probably more.
none of us were right. ugh now TSLA is going back to 480
bad idea to fulll port TSLA and weather out the storm, be back in 3-6 months?
Me holding TSLQ is the only thing keeping TSLA afloat. 350+ PE and declining sales? Do people think if you hold TSLA shares, you'll get some free SpacEx IPO tendies?
LMAO TSLA fell off a cliff
BREAKING: TSLA signs deal to sell 60,000 cybertrucks to Iranian military.
Paper handed TSLA & QQQ calls at the absolute bottom this morning like -50% lol. Shit boutta rip now
TSLA green- War is over. Another foreign policy failure by Sleep Joe that was rectified by TACO man. It's all calls now, along with $1 gas.
closed TSLA short for few pennies. profit is profit.
So TSLA is gonnna pump while market is dying, okay...
I think it'll work the other way around. Many TSLA holders will sell to buy spacex instead. Also any merger talk will lower both stocks.
With SpaceX IPO around the corner, TSLA will pump violently
That color you see is green, and it will last just long enough for you to sell everything and get the fuck out Otherwise, you are holding TSLA at 488 forever because you like the 'stock'.
I mean, I would call trading at 20+ to P/L to be undervalued Not that this would stop a TSLA holder
TSLA is the play. Shareholders will probably get dibs on SpaceX stock..
TSLA dropping nicely towards my !banbet. We dumping tomorrow or nah?
Tiger Woods is TSLA FSD of it was a person.
I have picked up the last two bottoms for $TSLA, I am excited for this one again. Maybe low $200s!
I totally agree. The risk is more that the market actually believes some TACO tweet because the market is desperate for hopium, and my triple leveled inverse TSLA ETF gets wrecked or expensive SPY puts expire worthless
Would anyone cry if TSLA went the way on Enron?
So is this bullish for TSLA?
https://preview.redd.it/lk3xagx2uyrg1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc62ef0a511d32e53e5232aae67b1afa827ba095 I'm in the same dilemma...Thinking of trimming some positions to reduce the margin. TSLA is a long term bet- so I wouldn't be selling it. Yes, I know I'm a regard....But it might go down to 310 or under 300 levels in the short term. So I would like to take some losses and trip a few positions. What would you recommend?
[CATL](https://www.stockcounterparts.com/companies/catl) really is a powerhouse. The biggest exposure right now over an ETF is with [KRGN](https://www.stockcounterparts.com/china-etfs). China has everything in place for the battery or energy revolution. Just TSLA is also well-positioned and keeps up with the scale and speed.
So my understanding is that because I set Schwab to tax optimization, it didn’t report wash sales, and I have a wash sale from TSLA with a $2 million loss, but in reality I only netted like $300, but if they disallow the loss, I will have to pay taxes on over $2 million in gains and I don’t have that. I also had a lot of conversion transactions and I wasn’t aware of 1258 and didn’t report it, and Schwab doesn’t either. My CPA didn’t even know about 1258 until I brought it up to her. I have spoken to multiple tax lawyers and no one really has an answer. One of them wanted to charge me $500K to pair all my transactions and figure out exactly what I need to pay in taxes
Don't you dare forget TSLA 😄
That’s in theory because Well AMZN isn’t really TSLA
I still can’t imagine how much gas would have to be for me to consider buying a TSLA. Maybe $40
apparently long on TSLA is the winning formula
I got perma banned from all the TSLA investor subs, I think for not taking his suggestion as a cat laps milk. One of my greatest achievements TBH.
Wouldn’t buy TSLA if it dropped another 50%. WAY overvalued
Or whatever Michael Burry has to say. Somehow he can tank NVDA but can't tank PLTR or TSLA.
My hot take brings all the tards to the yard And they're like, "full port TSLA" Damn right, I full port TSLA I could teach you, for some arbitrage. My HOOD goes straight on my credit card And they're like, "you're leveraged hard" Damn right, I'm leveraged hard I could teach you, but this is not financial advice.
TSLA FSD next release will be code named *Tiger Woods *
Using the term “gagging” is probably the first tip off. Bruh people wanted to yeet all their shares of TSLA, fr fr no cap.
Kind of bearish on TSLA now because more people should be buying them because of the oil price hikes, but the stock keeps dropping because its tied to S&P. When oil fall's when the strait opens, why would anyone want to invest in the stock?
Yes. It finally is! NVDA, SPY, and TSLA is all WSB knows. They are all value investors now lol.
Elron just just plugged chuck norris soul in his neuralink so the plan is to build asml from scratch buy end of year and then move to a triple size tsmc by q1 27. Yields will of course be 150% right away ( chuck Norris, enough said) so q2 27 TSLA should be around 1 000 000 usd a share give or take. nfa
Wondering if someone more knowledgeable of options can help me. To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
I can’t even imagine how high gas would have to be for me to consider buying a TSLA.
nobody cares about TSLA anymore. TSLA haters went from being cool to gey lmaoo
TSLA nearly hit $500/share in December now trading at $360 we absolutely love to see it
I buy call options and sell CCs. I read topics in this subreddit often and many times just smile and shake my head. People make options so complicated sometimes, whereas it’s quite simple. First off with call options THE number one thing is to do your research and buy options on stocks that are going to go up. Duh! Once you pick that stock, check the Delta, because that tells you what % of a dollar you get, or lose, as the stock goes up or down. Second, check the Theta, so you know how much you are gonna lose for each day you hold the stock. Then, because you researched, make a decision about how much you want to spend and how far out the all option will go. When will the stock you picked go up? Gamma and Vega really are meaningless, the stock going up or down is what’s important. Virtually NEVER buy calls or hold calls through earnings. You’re probably gonna get killed because of the high IV. Earnings IS the time to sell CCs. The high IV inflates the option prices and the day after the earnings come out, the IV goes way down as do the option prices no matter what the earnings were. This is such easy money it’s stupid. I have a substantial position in GLW, Corning, and make $6000 to $8000 a week in CC’s. It’s such easy money. OI I see as important if you’re looking to buy expirations way out on some really low priced stock. There may be no OI and although you may be able to buy some calls, you might not be able to sell them cause there’s no action in that stock. I see absolutely no use for OI when selling CC’s, because if you want to make money with CC’s, own some popular stock like AMD, NVDA, GOOG, TSLA, etc…… Sell them one week out. That’s where the money is.
besides TSLA, it was the most over valued of the mag 7, so it makes sense it would fall hard. Still, its getting a little ridiculous. Like enough risk should be priced in at this point.
I bought 100 TSLA, 100 META, and then a ton of fixed income securities from some banks with. 5 year lock up and 2x upside....the VIX is nuts.
If you could return 50-100% in a year in a highly morally-questionable stock and pull out and invest back into indices once you’re done with it, you wouldn’t. Of course because you’re such a good person with such straight morals and could never do such a thing. I look down on people such as yourself. Let me guess, you never invested in TSLA and missed out on millions.
Gap up to 385 Sunday night to nuke your port. I have Tesla calls and I hope you are swinging TSLA puts.
Tiger Woods is the human version of TSLA FSD.
Up 60% since March 1st. Only a few grand, and I play weekly oil options Monday morning and sell Fridays. Been focusing on BP calls, and I short TSLA this week because fuck Musk.
I am with AMD, even added some more right before earnings. Trimmed some TSLA at $481 and $455 so i’m cool with that.
3 weeks out? I think TSLA is going down, but I think they sold off too much today and I'd bet more on it going up in the very short term, especially with the SpaceX IPO business that they're filing this coming week. I closed my bearish position on it this afternoon. I was +2 380 Jun 18s, -2 300 Jun 18s. Got a little more than 1k out of it. Still, I wish you luck! Who knows? It could go down anyway. The rest of the market is heading that way, Tesla's P/E ratio is insanely high, and other EVs seem to be taking off.
Gene "Cueball cuck" Munster believes in AI and TSLA
TSLA is still >300 p/e. The same people whining about the market being rigged are no doubt loaded to the gills with tesla calls.
Meanwhile, TSLA happily sitting at 300 PE
I bought TSLA calls because I'm regarded
I've been buying puts with dome of my extra cash. The DJT and TSLA puts are looking good today. Not that I'd put any significant fraction of my portfolio at risk on puts. It just feels good to watch over price companies coasting on hype and hubris slowly erode while my puts gain value.
Can someone explain to me why TSLA is not down that much? Is it similar to Steve Jobs’s “reality distortion field?” Wtf…
TSLA to 200 MSFT to 300 RKLB ASTS low 20s LUNR back to slumber 6-7 BTC to 10k if lucky Open ur A$$ bols 🤣
!Banbet TSLA $250 45d
Puts on TSLA might be the easiest bet right now. With SpaceX going public, there’s no need to invest in TSLA as a proxy. SpaceX will be the new hype-bet on Leon.
I always kind of figured it'd be TSLA that would finally kill the S&P, but boy howdy did Zuck decide to swoop in and steal the Regard crown from Elon.
The retarded investors don't care. They rather buy TSLA
May I remind you that TSLA was up almost 2% in pre market.
At least MSFT produces products worth a damn. TSLA only survives due to trickery to ban far superior EVs like BYD.
While everyone cries over MSFT, TSLA is the company most deserving of a bankruptcy, followed by insolvency, then delisting and finally scorn similar to Enron. Its should only be referenced in memes for being a farce.
long USO BNO. Short QQQ SPY IWM TSLA and PLTR. Am I crazy to just trim some small profits on the more expensive positions like high theta options and leveraged ETFs, and just hold the rest through april like my original plan?
Yeah, these Mag 7 P/E ratios look great huh: TSLA - 347 NVDA - 35 AAPL - 31 AMZN - 28 GOOG - 27 META - 25 MSFT - 23
*TSLA trailing P/E at 340* It's cheap I tell ya
LOL TSLA been overvalued for years welcome to reality!
TSLA only down 25% from highs is just hilarious. Saudis keep this stock up no matter what
MSFT I get but even Elon doesn't give a shit about TSLA anymore
Of course I had to hold both MSFT & TSLA. FML