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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Maybe it’s a bubble but TSLA proves bubbles can last a long time possibly forever if there are enough retards
My TSLA short is finally in the money; LFG 🧨
Exactly. Softbank sold NVDA to invest in OpenAI. Thiel sold NVDA, trimmed TSLA to buy AAPL and MSFT. Burry is the Vegas high-roller equivalent to thetagang put sellers. He loves burning premium as much as the next WSB investor. Are we in a correction? Maybe, but it’s not because smart money thinks the party’s over. It’s because the gov. shutdown fucked the delivery of important economic data making the already-priced-in rate cut less certain, and markets hate uncertainty.
Dosent matter if Nvidia couldnt beat earnings today, it will hold strong position in market for next 5 yrs. only thing that needs to be tanked is TSLA not the Market, TSLA and TOLN is bankrupting Americans and United States of America
TSLA Thursday Gap down Friday Gap down Monday Gap down Tuesday Gap down Wednesday 🤔
I don’t care if we keep rallying and double again from here, as long as TSLA goes to 0.
-73% in TSLA, avg price 401.68. If it goes up I can DCA, if it goes down I profit, there is no way I don't benefit.
On the first day of this shit show Burry AI FUD dump I full ported OTM NBIS, META, MSTR and TSLA calls expiring end of January. Haven’t opened my brokerage app in over a week. I don’t know how blood red I am. I’m scared I’ll panic sell at the bottom. I’m not looking until Christmas. Pray to Santa for me.
Let’s assume OpenAI is going to make 0$. Why would Mag 7 companies invest in it ? I’d understand NVDA because OpenAI needs their GPUs. However, why does MSFT ? Why do other companies feel the need to invest into their own AI like GOOG, TSLA, etc ? These are companies that are at the top and don’t need any funny business to make piles of cash. Can someone can explain this to me rationally ?
Just getting started so haha yes dumb question. Do you think the market fall is near the bottom? Any outlook on TSLA in the next day?
So the Grok ai is pretty good, I use it for fapping and latest update it goes a bit wild lol. TSLA has big sex bot pipeline energy, I know it’s been said. Might need to go all in on calls next dip
$TSLA under $300 by December
I'm beginning to think TSLA is being propped up solely by Tesla car owners so they can get warranty service on their overpriced priuses.
Why is most of gen Z so lame? LThey don’t party They don’t drink They don’t smoke and they put all their money in what? TSLA and fake meat?
That shit is so stupid that TSLA has gone up and lost less than META has. Fucking TSLA, with the infinite PE, performs better than fucking META, which literally prints ad money, the largest user base on the fucking planet, and that is staying competitive with great AI spending. Shit is so goddamn dumb dude. Down like 20-some % from its ATH.
Bought TSLA stock like 1 hour before close and already down 1%😂😂
I got out last December. Presently outperforming TSLA and AMZN by just sitting in a money market fund.
I'd rather be in a lower sane market than one where TSLA pumps 6% off of a brutal double-miss, or QUBT gets to survive as a $2.7bn scam
Is TSLA a tech stock or a car stock?
Of META closes over $600, and TSLA over $400 we mooning tomorrow
TSLA might be the only company that can make up as much excuses as it wants and investors dgaf. Pure memeonomics.
Just remember there are people who were dumb enough to buy TSLA _after_ Elon said be got a loan to buy some more, and theyre still sitting at a cost average of $460
I've said that before I hope your right. TSLA goes up when it misses why can't NVDA go up when it beats
Can't wait for Americans to see their first Chinese EV, probably coming from the Canadian border. TSLA will dump so fucking hard.
I'm investing only since 2020 but GOOG was one of my first positions alongside TSLA I had to sell something in 2023 for tax reason and choose those 2 because they where very positive and the cumulative ammount was almost precisely what I needed,I never entered again TSLA and GOOG I bought immediately some but it was a small position because I wanted to buy roblox
Honestly, TSLA is what's wrong with the market
TSLA & PLTR Bearish WKEY, LWLG, POET, QBTS, IONQ Bullish
TSLA needs sub 400 again
TSLA over $400. Still a complete 🤡 market.
My god what is TSLA doing
Okay fuckers: AMD 260C 11/28 set limit order to buy between $1.15 - $1.20 and sell at $1.40 TSLA 450C 11/28 set limit order to buy @ $1.70 and sell between $2.00 - $2.10 GOOG 300C 12/26 set limit order to buy @ $5.75 and sell @ $6.50
Did Elmo blow bubba too is that why TSLA just shot up?
Show us your massive TSLA put position then.
Expert TSLA traders gonna tell their families Thanksgiving to hold. For the Santa Rally. New Years Rally.
Sounds sensible, this is why I’ve never bought TSLA. Their P/E is whacked
TSLA is hungry to go back to $440 or more.
TSLA deservedly needs to go back to 350
I still go with January TSLA calls.
Those things aren't related. It's not like they are just handing Elon a trillion dollars, it's based on him 6x ing market cap of TSLA.
Lolz. People were buying TSLA at nearly 450 like a week ago.
Retarded as TSLA. How the fuck are both my calls and puts printing. REGARD
*looks at TSLA calls - lists model Y for immediate sale*
If TSLA was valued the same as an actual technology company (with already high p/e like MSFT) it would be around $60.
lol TSLA going back to 350
TSLA earnings have dropped for three straight years yet the stock is still near 2022 highs. P/E ratio of 270 lol.
TSLA about to shit the bed
Probably is bullish for TSLA ... you can live in them when you can't afford your home any longer.
yeah TSLA go on, go green. if HD is cutting forecasts because people are putting off home-improvement projects I'm sure they're still buying Teslas
Is it finally time to short $TSLA or is Elon going to announce robots curing cancer by December 2025?
Getting rid of these TSLA puts today, this stock has retard stregth
Peter Thiel unloaded his whole position in NVDA. SoftBank sold all of its NVDA. Kathie Woods sold a huge position in TSLA. These are not just random acts. A reckoning is coming. Part healthy after insane increases in market valuations in extremely short periods. The nervewracking part is when the market corrects, it has a tendency of overcorrecting. Tread carefully. Add hedges. And don’t try to catch a falling knife thinking you’re buying a dip. Wait for the correction to complete its course. Just some friendly advice for what it’s worth.
TSLA needs to fall back under 300 minimum but wether it does or not is a different story
All things considered TSLA and PLTR are only down 10-15 percent from their highs So I’ll keep shorting
Feel sorry for people just trying to buy an index or contribute to a pension not knowing they’re in a bunch of bubble shite like TSLA and 🌽.
$MSTR, $TSLA, $BTC are the Cult, it was borderline ISIS for the fin retail retards
TSLA at around the same price it was November of 2021. Imagine you buy some today, then November 2029, its the same price as it is today. I'd be infuriated.
Tmrw mega cap pumps 1% in anticipation of NVDA rally. Closing my shorts at 930, the retards on cnbc went from extreme bolz even for PLTR and TSLA to scared panicians pretty quickly. We pumping till the end of year post Nvda, Jensen will calm everyone’s tits post earnings call.
A proper crash is when your stocks reach a level you though was not possible anymore. TSLA below 100, NVDIA at 30, Bitcoin 20k, VT at 80 etc..
Saw some $TSLA cultists posts on X and it’s disgusting🤢
if nothing else crate TSLA guys i'm begging you
We aren’t in a 🐻 until the TSLA bulls fully capitulate.
Not as much fun as watching BTC MSTR crash, or if TSLA would crash. But watching El Salvador become an even bigger shithole filth country will be a nice bonus.
“Oh thank god TSLA still over $400” - no one
The only thing that can save us is TSLA releasing the GLD plated fuckbots powered by NVDA ai chips that automatically inject you with HIMS boner juice while you only live in the META verse and grind up your PLTR social score. Retinas are cloned by scammers so the only way to pay for anything is the sphincter scanner on your HOOD credit account. You still haven’t won the gold bar from premium.
TSLA about to enron to the bottom
Several of those are not really tech sector. For example, Amazon is retail, Meta is advertising, BRK is a conglomerate, TSLA cars and batteries, etc.
There's a direct correlation between 🥭 election in 2016 and the rise of the scam economy (crypto, TSLA, MSTR, etc) and with his imminent fall, all the smart money is dumping it's bags on the poor dumb retards that bought into the scam
TSLA needs to be ✂️✂️✂️ CVNA 🐖🐖🐖🐖 fat pig
TSLA tanks sub $300 then can call it a crash… it was up today.
Where’s TSLA on that carpet?
TSLA being above 400 in this market is a hate crime
Yes I got conviction. Things are falling apart at TSLA. Dojo guy exited. It’s the only reason elon pivoted to close the program. Cyber truck guy left too. Talent is leaving. Not good for innovation.
Everything is getting obliterated and TSLA is holding a 350 PE ....LOL wtf
My take is that there's a combination of instability (political and economic) with an upswell of fear (mainly as a result of the instability, and justified) and mainstream media is pushing an 'AI bubble narrative' so hard that they're reporting inaccurately and irresponsibly: SoftBank sells NVDA! (leaving out that they did it to go all in on OpenAI), Thiel sells NVDA! (leaving out that he just rotated into TSLA, MSFT, AAPL) etc. So people are getting an intense doom narrative, they're panicking. They're not getting the real story. People who have no investments in AI or even any stocks are talking about the 'bubble' and saying the market is going to crash. And even small corrections get reframed as a 'crash.' And you see the posts increase in these subs, people wanting to avoid tech stocks, rotate into something else, sell everything, go to cash, find a safe investment, etc. As a result people respond to everything irrationally, even more so than usual. Good earnings, bad earnings, beats, misses, every scrap of news (accurately reported or not), every political whisper, everything becomes a volatility catalyst. So every event will have an impact, and the impact will not be rational or predictable. NVDA earnings, other earnings, the jobs report, Fed rumors, etc. So, I think people are not paying attention to the facts, to the reality, but instead to the panic, which is just as useless as the hype. Some call this phase the 'trough of disillusionment' in the bullish AI narrative, but it will pass. As it has before. As we went through it with mobile phones, web search, cloud, social media, etc before.
We need to attack TSLA tomorrow. Elon is pumping .
Everything crashed today except TSLA. Guess which ticker I have an inverse position on
Seriously why is TSLA still pumping rn
Just short about 3.1 shares of TSLA for each 100 share block of VOO
Tesla is going to pop, do you think Musk is sitting on his hands with the new pay package? All he has to do is announce something and up it goes. Musk will speak Thursday after nvidia earnings and confirm chips will be made in the us by TSLA. Get your popcorn and don't FOMO this one
Elon will claim that Xun will be complete by Q2 2027 next TSLA earnings call.
How many missed earnings/ lawsuits/ Musk scandals until $TSLA sells off?
Shhh TSLA bulls would be upset if they could read.