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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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At this point indexes like VOO are basically a magnificent 7 with how much weight they have within the index. I don't really like this idea because I want to be able to shy away from companies like TSLA. I've heard of Wallace Finance a few times and they allow you to change the weight in market indexes or exclude companies and it rebalances the portfolio automatically. Has anyone else tried something like this?
It's not meant for humans anymore, it's meant for TSLA bots. Which actually may have been the plan the whole time.
Ahh, the MDS is strong. You legit think it's ok for a judge to "Thumbs up" emoji a post awarding a claim against TSLA for $2 billion - if that defendant is going to appear in her court? And when she gets called out, she sounds like a retard who doesn't know how to use a computer. \--McCormick sent a letter to Musk’s attorneys saying she did not read the full text...of the post referenced, did not support it, or **intend to click any emoji expressing support of the post**, and would have only **accidentally** clicked that indicator. She also said in the letter that she had **reported “suspicious activity” on her account to LinkedIn.--** BTW, DE chancery courts have some of the most sophisticated judges in the country... Come the fuck on.
you think this fking idiot would learn after the biggest self-own ever, by forcing Musk to buy Twitter. Calls on TSLA - Europe sales are coming in through the roof - I wonder why... Oh, right - because principles don't mean shit when gas literally hits $9 a gallon in the EU lhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/25/elon-musk-calls-for-delaware-judge-to-recuse-in-cases-alleging-bias.html
What is TSLA doing
How much $TSLA will the cult sell to buy the new secret SpaceX IPO?
Holding TSLA leaps puts is not easy. But I think we may just be marking a lower high.
Saw a bunch of tourists calling some traders "bootlickers" for investing in TSLA and looking at SpaceX. People care more about their feelings over making thousands of dollars. Fuckin figure it out 🤌
just like how TSLA valuation has collapsed after years of trading as a public company no wait
Meaning TSLA undervalued. Buy TSLA.
Yeah, yesterday they said that they would start to attack / consider US tech companies / collaborators as fair targets as of 12:30 PM EST today. Included NVDA TSLA AAPL ...etc. Mag 7 and a total of 14 tech companies listed I think. They warned all in those companies and who live in the surrounding areas to vacate since they will strike
I need it at 390 to short it more. I'm a TSLA bear but I am more happy to see it go up than down.
Where are all the TSLA bulls??? I need this at 390
While everyone was crying about SPY, I rode TSLA 380c this morning to valhalla
Serious. I hate TSLA with a passion yet I keep coming back
When will I learn not to buy puts on TSLA
Amazing, the entire board is now made of meme stocks: NOEM, NATO, BULL, TSLA, and especially, our favorite: Spy!
TSLA is where I'm heaviest, and honestly, I'm not worried. The guy might be unhinged, but he's clearly an innovator — you don't stumble into that level of success by accident.
If you’re like me and ur holding TSLA puts over night you might be in a little trouble. I’m hoping I don’t lose my ass completely
I’m going to ride my inverse 2x TSLA ETF calls all the way to the moon when the stock shits the bed in the next two days.
TSLA is a trash company built on lies and meme stock. Optimus yet again delayed, more lies about the taxi service and FSD. https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/tesla-robotaxis-driven-remotely
LOL more proof TSLA and Elon are smoke, mirrors, and trash now. https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/tesla-robotaxis-driven-remotely
I do not want to own this POS. Already own 6 figures of TSLA via index funds.
The thing TSLA bulls are not factoring is the fact that robotaxi and Optimus robots can be successful but be commoditized. Similar to what happened to EVs, there’s a ton of competition and it inevitably becomes a race to the bottom. In that scenario, TSLA will just be another player and stock is not worth $1T.
Double whammy because I had 4/2 AAPL & TSLA calls that I closed right before the pop. We’ll get it next time. 🥲
!banbet TSLA 400 2d
If TSLA is on the list, they should start with them. TSLA below 100 is a "maybe I'll buy"
Wait, you mean my TSLA Put is going to print??
Please MU and TSLA go back to ATH before the weekend!
I knew the market would bounce once I saw TSLA put gain porn and ppl not selling lmao
TSLA is my biggest position. I’m not too worried. Guy might smoke crack but he is no doubt an innovator. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t be able to get this rich.
TSLA not planning assassinations. The cars are just shit. Get in one at your own risk.
why is TSLA consistently 2x SPY
I don't like TSLA, and I don't like to put my money in things I don't like, whether it's smart or not
Like it or not, TSLA is the best one
Elon needs to pump TSLA stock price to "earn" a trillion pay package.
>NVDA +4.7% > >AAPL +2.6% > >GOOGL +5.0% > >MSFT +2.8% > >AMZN +3.9% > >META +6.2% > >TSLA +4.0% Revenge of the bag 7
Bullish for TSLA as the less their business is about cars, the better.
Just dropped $500 in TSLA puts for 4/6. Some guy claiming to be in power says they might be open to truce if all their demands are met? This is a temporary unwinding of shorts.
That pump actually crushed my soul. I closed TSLA and AAPL calls before the pop. 😭
!banbet TSLA 500 60d
Would someone please just tell me QS is partnering with TSLA so I can feel better about my regarded decisions!
https://preview.redd.it/um90a2vd9esg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc9cb7272a7008a42e45bc99ec1d373469df5b0 Can someone check on OP, 🤣 TSLA always wins in the end
I really chose TSLA calls over spy calls this morning.
TSLQ... just like TSLA, 'cept it go up
Inverse Cramer \*and\* inverse analysts? Buckle up, TSLA to the moon. But for real, I'm still holding a small position, just in case. Anyone else playing both sides?
You are using logic for TSLA. Dont do that
Where is that guy who said there's a rumor TSLA is going with QS?
Rumors of $TSLA going with $QS (QuantumScape) batteries. Leaps are cheap AF.
Not sure but I’m selling my only TSLA call immediately at open.
Worth looking at what the chart actually says here. TSLA closed at $355, sitting right above a support zone at $354 that's been tested 3 times — that's a pretty significant level. RSI at 31.75 is approaching oversold. Stock is 13% below the 50-day ($407) and 16% below the 150-day ($421). MACD is bearish at -12, no crossover in sight. The bearish case has merit from a trend perspective. But $150 would mean breaking through $354 support, then $338, then $329, then $315 — four major support levels. That's a 58% decline from here which would need something far beyond technicals. More realistic scenarios: either a bounce off $354 support or a controlled slide to $338 if it breaks. The oversold conditions make a relief rally more likely short-term, even if the medium-term trend stays bearish. Not financial advice, just what the numbers show.
Renewable energy and EV stocks (not TSLA). Tho I haven't really felt like investing just yet. I'm just tapped out so hang in there.
The new people on this sub absolutely despite TSLA and PLTR. I'm not sure how they are on this list.
Anyone who hasn’t made hay on TSLA should move on the huge upside is gone imo
$TSLA super undervalued right now under $400
#Wondering if someone more knowledgeable of options can help me. #To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
MIcron has a forward P/E in the 3+ range which is absolutely insane. The shorts are winning and watch them come up to scoop in the 260-280 range. Will add more in the 300 range. MSFT and META look attractive at these P/E levels. Remember that this administration loves technology and they will protect it. Long term TSLA looks interesting just think low 300’s will be the right time to add.
#Wondering if someone more knowledgeable of options can help me. #To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
AMD, PLTR and TSLA only stuff I’m positive in … the remaining is shivering
You tried to extrapolate the bullish attitude within a subreddit named after the company (in this case TSLA) to all of reddit. That’s just silly. You wouldn’t go to some meme coin subreddit and assume their overconfidence is a position held by most of reddit
aint no way you just said > Everyone on reddit said I should "buy the dip on $TSLA" and then > Take a look at r/TSLA . The sentiment of that subreddit is "extremely bullish".
The amount of bots Tesla PR dept has bought to justify anything they're doing, including the stock price is beyond comprehension. Take a look at r/TSLA . The sentiment of that subreddit is "extremely bullish".
Why is this the highest upvoted comment in here? Reddit has been bearish on TSLA for YEARS now and keeps telling people that it’s irrational in stock price and to stay away from investing in it. Multiple posts about how it shouldn’t even be considered part of the MAG7 . This guy just decided today was a good day to flip and coin and now he’s in here acting like a genius.
If TSLA goes to $150 I’m buying as much as possible.
Why didn’t I buy TSLA puts? That gar age will go to nothing.
Which part? Elon Musk is actively harmful to the companies he is involved with now. SpaceX did so well because he left it alone. He's crippled TSLA by removing radar based tech and FSD is sadly inferior because of it. He tanked TSLA sales worldwide by supporting bigoted positions. He also shot himself in the foot by helping or encouraging Trump to remove the EV tax credit. Twitter was a huge loss. He bailed out XAi with TSLA funds but now merged it with SpaceX so TSLA shareholders got screwed. He whines he needs a trillion dollar compensation package just to pay attention to his company and do his CEO job. He hasn't added anything new to TSLA for...5...7 years now? Every promise he makes is broken and BS for production timelines and volumes.
Their CEO destroyed the brand. Like it will be studied in business classes for decades. Tesla is headed to one place and one place only unless Elon convinces shareholders of SpaceX to bail out TSLA.
lol 14%, in call it 14-months..you can make that in a day with a simple iron condor on TSLA. It sounds like a good setup now, but TSLA is going to bounce here soon, you’re going to be at a net loss, you’ll likely close it at break even within a few weeks anyways so might as well make some money now!
How much further does TSLA have to fall before Elon starts manipulating the stock again?
Everyone on reddit said I should "buy the dip on $TSLA", so I went against it and bought some puts a week ago. Ask me how those puts are doing.
Update: I sold (prematurely) my TSLA position 10 days ago. Still, locked in a decent profit of **22.45%** https://preview.redd.it/0aorq7ykj8sg1.png?width=2316&format=png&auto=webp&s=617a604d8cd8d55020582b0112e699afe1ff1e76
I expect Elon fans to sell TSLA to buy SpaceX. I think SpaceX will outperform TSLA.
Bought 0DTE 360P TSLA when it was at $365 and sold it when it dropped to $361 like a paper handed bitch
Sold my 0DTE TSLA 360p for about 300% gain. If I had held, I promise you that TSLA would have gone completely green and we wouldn't be dumping right now. You're welcome.
Meanwhioe people are still buying TSLA at a $275 dollar premium because of shit might happen in the future that current gov is actively working to prevent from happening
TSLA red is always the silver lining.
The ONLY silver lining today is that TSLA is red
TSLA almost at 350…just let it die already
TSLA: What is oversold RSI? I have no idea...
Lets be real here TSLA is gonna find a way to rip this year. $67k on TSLL shares
PLTR and TSLA showing weakness. IV ranks are still not that high. I’m playing OTM unit LEAPS puts as a hedge for QQQ exposure.
If TSLA keeps drilling like this it could become significantly overvalued
GLJ Research gave TSLA a $25 price target 🥴
just die already TSLA. Everyone claiming it's a meltdown of a day but SPY is still green.
Not asking for much, just TSLA to 350
Wait - are people pulling money out of TSLA for SpaceX?
Imagine not selling TSLA when it ripped to $500 just a short time ago, but selling now at $360… I bet there’s just a ton of that going on here too
Breaking: TSLA sex-robots are chewing out 1 of 2 dicks during test drive, shares plummet
Im betting on chaos rn GLDM, PBDC, BWET, XOP. Christmas wishlist which I will rotate into when the dust clears: META, MU, TSLA, GOOG, AMZN, NVDA. I figure thats atleast a week away though probably more.
none of us were right. ugh now TSLA is going back to 480