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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Oh so we’re gonna do bonds now for a few days? Last week it was metals. Week before that…CSCO. Then we did TSLA again, or was it NVDA?
TSLA and even scamvana fucking recovering but bitch ass msft still in the fucking gutter 🖕
I got out of my TSLA calls. Quick everyone buy and make money on my downfall!
If Google is the Berkshire of tech, Nvidia is the blackrock. They have invested/partnered with multiple different sectors including: healthcare (LLY), autonomous driving/robots (TSLA, MERC, TOYOF), cloud (GOOG, MFST, AWS), energy (GEV) + thousands more companies. 100% buy and hold both for the long term
Days like these I am glad my portfolio is 90% TSLA
TSLA should be gettin obliterated on a day like today yet here we are
TSLA is about to be Wile E. Coyote looking down as analysts realize the numbers are going the wrong way. Gotta love the predictions where expected 2028 EPS is shit but 2029 jumps to a bajillion dollars because of 4 analysts pumping it.
TSLA is dead cat. Look at that bounce! 😎
Neeed TSLA to drill through this support at 415
Shit man sorry, been there with TSLA. Got ripped a new one last year
I can’t wait until TSLA stops dominating the conversation. What a colossal missed opportunity at becoming a great American company, due to the shenanigans of Musk.
The night man cometh for TSLA. If Elon wanted the boy’s [soul], he should have paid the troll toll.
TSLA has straight up not had a good time since December
Come on TSLA, you got 2 hours left to drill with the market. Do a quick -5%
so when is TSLA gonna learn that SPY is down
inverse TSLA positions are the only thing green in my portfolio
TSLA gotta catch up with this next leg down
Genuine question, why hold TSLA over every other tech stock ?
My thesis is that Palantir will become the most valuable company on the planet within 5yrs. The rate at which they are growing has never been seen before , only NVDA is close. They have so much demand that they need to be selective but I see them able to scale up to capture that demand. Contracts are expanding value at a 350-400% clip over 12 months. They are the ONLY company in the world that has figured out how to monetize a.i and its still in its infancy. Eventually they will take over MSFT, AMZN, APPL , TSLA and yes even NVDA and hold the top dog spot.
TSLA staying flat during this bloodbath is wild
Markets not pricing in TSLA recalls in China? Fancy doors are a no no there.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/credit-suisse-investigation-reveals-890-nazi-regime-accounts-sen-grassley-says BYE-BYE TSLA calls.
Is TSLA attempting another M?
TSLA is writing giant Mcdonalds logo on a chart: what a fun way to fuck everyone
That thing has become another TSLA. It will not die. It refuses to.
fucking thank you TSLA, finally went red.
TSLA calls at $420 will surely print again
TSLA turning red, this is the end
TSLA is a true kang stock today
Every stock is sinking except $TSLA
What's with the Michael J Fox pattern on TSLA?
Possibly ENPH, and some of these software prints are ones we’ll look back on the way we look back at $150 TSLA and $100 META. Realizations about free electricity from the sky are finally starting to break through. The most viral video of the last week for the vocal techbro communities has been the dishwasher nerd explaining the economics of free sky electricity. These are the aggro lads who pump stuff like OKLO, so if they wake up to how out of touch we are on solar, then look out. First Solar is better, but the FSLR stock is up 100+% whereas ENPH is down 92%. To me, the one with beaten down price might be more coiled.
!banbet TSLA 475 3d
PYPL also had Musk fingerprints all over it, and look where it is now. TSLA is just polar opposite
TSLA 600 calls December. How retarded is this move?
TSLA going up again as the market's red just makes absolutely no sense
TSLA fanbois out in full force
Your next 23x bagger: TSLA 400p exp 02/04 if it breaks below 420.
it's fucking hilarious that a bunch of people in the files are outright telling eptsone to fuck off and you have elon "girls FTW" musk begging to go to pedo parties. TSLA to fucking 12$ per share.
I think it still applies. When the market crashes (inevitably at some point) all the risk in assets will get crushed and flush out everyone. TSLA seems like the prime candidate. It’s going gangbusters in this bull market but when investors flee, look out below.
Hundreds of millions of drones DCAing SPY with their 510k. TSLA is 2% of SPY and 4% of QQQ
did you see he's gonna saddle spacex with a shit company that losses tons of money? that's so great for TSLA! green!
I can’t comprehend how TSLA is green after it’s Q1 report. How people are still buying into Elon’s bs?
Load up TSLA puts fly to Austin and crash into as many robotaxis as possible?
Elon's X offices have been raided in France. Authroities have a laundry list of potential crimes being investigated including possessio of child pornography. Watch TSLA moonshot with this news.
TSLA is green. who and why tf is anyone going to buy a tesla robot
The crazies merger tbh but also one of the only few I don’t see 🥭 or any anti trust laws blocking, cause corruption. Seeing TSLA is the only listed stock that’s the one that will get bought heavily
TSLA merging with all companies under 13 years old
Just got out of a meeting- what is happening to EV stocks? RIVN and TSLA went from shit to moon in a few candles
TSLA buyers are Peter Puffers
Yeah but when is the market rational? Look at the overvaluation of CVNA, TSLA, PLTR etc
Twitter under investigation for rampant CP, Musk emails begging to go to pedo island released, Tesla stopping production of cars, TSLA +5%.
Who the hell is still buying TSLA market makers are making it a bit too obvious
Anyone care to explain this random TSLA rip? While the market's red? Makes zero sense.
Look at that pure manipulation on TSLA. Dumps for the entire trading session, and green all of a sudden. You cannot make this shit up. TSLA is a hedge against recession.
So as a TSLA shareholder I already own some SpaceX ? Sweet
If you're over-allocated in SPY and you're looking for a hedge, buy some $TSLA
TSLA might be the only defensive stock out there. Good news = Giga pump Bad new = Pump Disastrous news = Elon tweets and lies to his mouthbreathing fanbase = Pump
TSLA is immune to bad news: 1. Pivot to selling robots instead of cars 2. FSD promised since 2018 3. FSD not approved in China and EU 4. Unprofitable robotaxi 5. CEO is a predator Stock barely dips and only pumps.
Everything dumping but TSLA massive green candle
it blows my mind that all money making tech companies are tanking yet TSLA somehow is green
TSLA holding up SPY yet again
If SpaceX IPOs, I would think it makes a TSLA merger harder? Shareholders of SpaceX may be weary of bailing out a dying legacy car manufacturer. Not sure of new structure though. Probably employees of Twitter and SpaceX that have survived this long first want to cash out everything first.
What's the bull case for TSLA now that TSLA and SpaceX merger is not happening ?
If SpaceX IPOs, I would think it makes a TSLA merger harder? Shareholders of SpaceX may be weary of bailing out a dying legacy car manufacturer. Not sure of new structure though. Probably employees of Twitter and SpaceX that have survived this long first want to cash out everything first.
Who are the regards buying TSLA ?
Elon activates buy button whenever TSLA touches 420 and 414
The SpaceX and xAi merger was always a bullshit rumor to keep the stock from taking, as the news convienently came out while TSLA was at key support levels. To anyone who bought, ya got played.
The red candles on TSLA every single day at open like clock work im convinced is Bill Gates
TSLA shareholders dream of merging with SpaceX is officially joever.
Well, maybe you should research where the PDT does not apply. What do you think will happen, if the mass of ES-mini and Forex and commodity upcoming traders go for SanDisk gambles and TSLA instead? And that is just me stating the obvious. The question is rather, what do the people selling financial products and keep people in 'gaming' mode (the robin hood, webull etc fraction) think about it and of course all the other reasons I can not even imagen... When it comes to trading, I even today would simply trade 0dte options on a cash account... and guess what, that is what some people actually do to circumvent the PDT today. Especially since options now settle within the same time frame as stocks do.
Thanks for the comment! I completely understand your point about being assigned on multiple tickers at once and its my main focus point for risk management. Looking back to Feb the largest 4 were I took were: \* CRWD -3100$ \* UNH -2900$ \* LULU -2600$ \* TSLA -1800$ CRWD and TSLA were rolled and recovered the following weeks (the rolling itself is written as a loss in my journal, as it should!) . UNH and LULU still selling CC's against. I am not planning on selling naked puts against TSLA anytime soon again, just because I don't understand the company and its valuation. On LULU and apparel in general already commented in the post. UNH and CRWD would probably do it again if I'm honest.
2 billion more in net Income than trillion-dollar TSLA.
Short-term port: long AMD, GOOG, TSLA and SLV.
MSFT is seen as the proxy for OpenAI and will be driven to the ground by TSLA and NVDA fanbois
Come on TSLA! go back to new all time highs!
TSLA one of the best and most promising company in the world ? lol
Anyone with me going short on TSLA ??? Feb 16 405P
It's crazy that TSLA can have declining revenues and trade at 200x but PYPL can be flat and trade at a 9x with massive cashflow yield... I really do hate the stock market. TTD in the gutter growing close to 20% still... TSLA goes up when they say we're going to build "humanoids"... pretty confident that's going to be a Metaverse level failure...
I don't think that's really a great way. I looked into this a ton and here are some options. You can buy TSLS which is a 1x inverse TSLA etf and cancel out your position. There's going to be efficiency losses holding it long term but not the kind (or magnitude) they talk about with leveraged ETFs. XMAG is sp500 excluding Mag7, then buy the Mag7 minus tesla. Kinda sucks because it has a 0.35% expense ratio, but it's only on the ~65% remaining non Mag7 so effectively 0.24% expense ratio. Also gives you flexibility to weight the rest of the Mag7 differently if you choose. This next/last option is what I went with, but it takes a little bit of excel and basic math know how. XOEF is an S&P 500 excluding top 100 ETF. It has a pretty reasonable 0.20% expense ratio and the bottom 400 are only about 25% of the S&P 500 so nice effective expense ratio of 0.05%. You then rebuy the top 100 with the option to reweight whatever you like (no TSLA, PLTR, UHN, less MSFT if you want less openAI exposure, less META if you think Zuckerberg is a loser, etc). I used Fidelity basket portfolios which allow you to purchase weighted baskets of up to 50 stocks all at once. Grabbed the current market cap %'s from slickcharts and did a little excel work to make each of the two baskets equal 100% and to calculate the amount to buy of each of the two baskets and XOEF. A little bit of a pain, but it has the most flexibility and the lowest fees. If anyone want's to do this I'm happy to give some pointers.
TSLA up 1% premarket after SpaceX merging with the most bottom-barrel AI company made everybody forget the CEO was down bad as anyone's ever been to go to Epstein Island and was *still* too weird for them
TSLA shareholders are not in the woods. They are free to exit at any time, and few are underwater. Just a thought. Perhaps they are betting on the future.
They should make an Epstein ETF and include all the stocks whose executives were associated with Jeff at some point. MSFT, TSLA, PLTR, etc.