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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Spin the wheel to see where TSLA end up at the end of the day
Sold my TSLA 390 puts at open at the tippy top. It's steak and hookers tonight boys!
Had my finger on TSLA 400c and pussied out. Gonna take a bath with my toaster
I am the idiot. I really am. Somehow this shit fucking stock TSLA gets me every time. My puts were green. Now they sure as fuck aren't
TSLA rocket ship to prop up the index
TSLA with the recovery lol
Buying the TSLA dip reall lurked lmao Thanks for the free money chodes
I did that with TSLA, made about 3% 🤣 It didn't move as far as I hoped
TSLA recovering. Never fails to disappoint.
TSLA Vaporware ways are numbered. The autistic genius knows it too. He should have never had that much net worth appreciation from Tesla, but here we are and the goofy MF is now borrowing against his overpriced POS shares and buying into space X.
So much for the TSLA celebratory high 5s last night
TSLA always influence negative vibe to the rest of the
👀TSLA loading up the f*ck you cannons
How is TSLA red? They still don’t have their supposed flagship product and they don’t make any money. Past 5 years have taught me that should be bullish as fuck. Retail! BUY BUY BUY
WSB is the true holy land, the proof being that many prophets here foretold that TSLA would open red after that end of market +4% yesterday.
Just wanna say a nice - lol - to all the TSLA call holders.
No - Tesla had a massive amount of value on its balance sheet in terms of underutilized capacity from newly built plants and it had a compelling story for margin expansion that has gone largely unrealized due to elons failure to deliver on FSD (and FSD subscriptions). This would be equivalent to buying TSLA post-run-up, at a valuation that’s ~600% more expensive (90x revs vs 15x revs
Can't even collect on the TSLA puts surgery. Gonna be - 0.01% by market open lol
Damn, remember when TSLA was 400 yesterday?
Yeah, that worked out so well for people holding TSLA puts all these years! Why does anyone think this case will be different?
Oh fuck, Cramer said buy TSLA
VM what’s the move on TSLA today
Never an easy earnings for TSLA
TSLA only pumps when Leon gets holed and starts talking about how the robots will make everyone "universal high income" we all just need to buy the robots first. That and when they get an apocalyptic car sales report, nothing juices Tesla like selling less stuff!
In any case, I maintain that $TSLA will rise to 450.
The IPO Elon is seeking will SpaceX bigger than TSLA. So it definitely has to be a leveraged buyout
BREAKING NEWS!: RBC trims TSLA stock price forecast from $480 to $475!
Nah.... TSLA will leverage buyout SpaceX. That's how Elon will get the valuation he needs for his 1 trillion pay package
So the merge with TSLA will be announced within a month?
Of course TSLA and MsFT not participating
Yes, well aware he confirmed it. I’m also aware that there hasn’t been any contracts signed as that would require INTC to file paperwork for it as well as TSLA. Neither has done so. This could materialize, or it could be like hyperloop and never happen or be like FSD where it’s just around the corner for years. What’s does A14 do today for the price when they can’t get their current node to be efficient
I will ride TSLA all the way down to zero dollars just to prove that my bad luck is unparalleled. You’re welcome, Bears.
Good article below and here's the gist from the author's X post: >Tesla $TSLA earnings might look good on the surface, but they are in complete shambles if you dig even a little: >- Tesla Listed "one-time warranty and tariff benefits" as the #1 driver of profitability — refused to disclose the dollar amount >- Seemingly Booked IEEPA tariff refunds as income in both auto AND energy segments after the Supreme Court ruling — a one-quarter windfall >- Stretched supplier payments from 61 to 71 days — up from 52 days two quarters ago — adding $1.3B to payables to juice cash flow >- Issued $4.3B in new debt (3x last quarter) to keep the cash position flat after a $2B SpaceX investment >Meanwhile: deliveries missed, inventory piling up to 27 days of supply, energy storage down 15%, and GAAP net margin was just 2.1% https://electrek.co/2026/04/22/tesla-tsla-q1-2026-one-time-benefits-warranty-tariff-refunds-margins/
Guys, I'm fine if SPY drops today as long as it's just TSLA going to $299 that does it.
TSLA should be $1000 a share and I’m not exaggerating.
I followed Elons advice to buy 100K worth of TSLA to be a millionaire and I am not too confident now.
When do we think TSLA FSD lawsuits start getting announced? Asking for a friend that owns 4000 TSLZ.
Im officially a TSLA bag holder
I’ll buy one TSLA call when it hits $300 later today
Those with TSLA calls last night were giving it large. Where have they gone?
NOW, IBM, TSLA earnings bad
Looks like Musk deliberately tanked TSLA during the earnings call. Probably he wants to buy more TSLA stocks or wants SpaceX to buy Tesla for cheap.
Ok, looked into TSLA earnings report and it's actually pretty f bad. They might become unprofitable by the end of the year at this rate.
Are my TSLA 390 puts going to print? Expire tomorrow
TSLA puts? That report was absolutely terrible.
Man… digging into deeper into TSLA earnings report. Absolute dogshit report, lipstick on a pig.
TSLA crashing the market
TSLA’s coming back to even at open, right?
Good catch on the revenue miss! It's less surprising given Tesla's Q1 2026 earnings report on April 22 highlighted a significant profitability growth, potentially at the expense of top-line, and the company's European registrations actually soared 84.3% YoY in March. The market reacted harshly today, with TSLA down 9.16%, but it's worth remembering the big "Terafab AI Chip Plan" announced back on March 25, which could reshape their long-term value.
Sigh... this is me holding calls NOT knowing TSLA earnings were gonna drag down the ENTIRE tech sector :/ https://preview.redd.it/6ij34eklfwwg1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=12b39534c9c8cfde116dfa5f5bfd8d6a73cdc839
Elon Musk could pay for everyone on earth to get bimbofication surgery. Why doesn't he do it? does he hate big jiggly titties and fat wobbly dumptruck asses? does he just want us to suffer? fuck you elon musk u piece of shit drug addict bitch. TSLA to 350 EOW.
TSLA after hours chart is funny
Hi, I'm Bhushan from MarketCrunch AI. Good list. On the OTM options, I'd add that even with a 0.30-0.55 delta, you still need to account for the implied volatility skew. Often, the market is pricing in a larger move for OTM calls than for OTM puts, meaning you're paying a premium for that upside potential that might not be reflected in the delta alone. This is especially true in names like $NVDA or $TSLA where retail often piles into calls, pushing up their IV relative to puts. If you're not checking the volatility surface, you're missing a key piece of the puzzle on what the market expects.
TSLA has the same runs I had after mixing indian and Korean food
Quick, VisualMod is asleep, everyone post bear gains on TSLA
If TSLA dropped to $50 I would feel that markets were at least a little bit rational. It’s disheartening when I try to believe markets eventually reflect reality when TSLA is at $400
No matter what happens if TSLA gets enron margin called I’ll be happy
VM any chance TSLA $360 EOW after earnings after-hours ended flat?
VM any chance TSLA $360 EOW after earnings after-hours ended flat
Reading this sub makes me realise why everyone here is poor, what the fuck are you talking about. TSLA dropped by 15% across November. It also dropped by 10% going into January, then another 10% drop going into February. Literally April 1st, 3 weeks ago, it drops by 10% and then rallies going into earnings. Just go and look at a chart.
Yessir, everything is priced in. The two week rally leading into TSLA's earnings call? Nothing to do with earnings, that was actually SpaceX hype being priced in.
TSLA is at 360 P/E with declining shipments and revenue. TSLA is like that dude who peaked in high school, and you are like his classmate who, being 35 y/o single mom of 3, still thinks he's awesome.
One analyst said TSLA value is really more like $25 a share. Could you imagine if just tanked like CAR.
Wattf happened to TSLA? Wasnt the earnings report positive?
Cause it's TSLA probably open at 425
So why is TSLA pumping after hours only to be down now?
for theta sellers the tricky part is correlation � five big names in 3 days. if META misses, MSFT sells off in sympathy before it even reports, and your short premium on both bleeds simultaneously. size each position knowing they can all move against you at once. mechanics: sell 1-2 DTE to capture the earnings IV crush directly. use IVR vs each ticker's own earnings history, not raw IV � AAPL at 40 might be completely normal for its cycle while TSLA at 80 is also normal for its own. spread width should track the ATM straddle price (the market's implied move) for each name separately. TSLA just gave a clean example tonight � barely moved vs its implied, IC holders should be collecting the crush. MSFT/META earnings vol has been less consistent lately so check each name's own history before sizing in.
I'd bail. Did you hear that call. It was one of the worst earnings calls I've ever heard. I don't see TSLA getting back to 350 anytime soon. Not till next year if ever.
how come TSLA is -2,5% after being +4% ???
TSLA down 23% Jordan would be proud
CAR and TSLA daily chart looks fucking beautiful..🤩
You say trush company like it's dirty, clearly TSLA is laundering
What does sense have to do with it? It’s what someone’s willing to pay. Thats line of thinking has murdered so many short players over decades shorting TSLA cause it’s “not worth that much”.
Probably hold, you got way more time than some regards here (I’m personally not a fan of TSLA, too overvalued imo, but no reason to sell right now)
TSLA literally just be like: #WHO WOULD WIN? >8 little dumpy months #VS. > One Massive Hulk Cock Candle
Back in my day TSLA would dump 15% on earnings calls. We would drink Mad Dog 2020 and eat at Q’doba. Kids these days don’t even know pesto on a burrito
This is what averaging into momentum looks like when it flips on you. It works great until it doesn’t, then it all unwinds fast. At this point it’s less about TSLA and more about your plan, if you didn’t have a level where you’re wrong, you’re just guessing now. I’d decide that first before the open, otherwise you’re gonna get dragged around by every move tomorrow.
VM what’s going on with TSLA
Your TSLA calls will break even tomorrow
Why tf did I buy 50k worth of TSLA before earnings, I thought I was a genius but really a true degen
Can someone lie to me and tell me that my TSLA calls will break even tomorrow
I need a S&P 500 ex-TSLA ETF please
VM why is TSLA flat after earnings?
TSLA not dropping 99% is wild.
Buy TSLA? More like BYE TSLA
Pretty much anyone who has strong convictions about TSLA, whether pro or anti, hates me. I've gotten harassing DMs from Elon Musk superfans who can't stand that I point out risks and uncertainties in Tesla's business plans, or criticize Tesla's poor corporate governance. And on the other hand, Tesla detractors downvote me when I explain exactly why the company's valuation continues to be high and that Tesla isn't anywhere near bankruptcy. People get upset because I point out that despite Tesla's problems, the company does sell products that consumers and businesses alike, benefit from greatly. My overall take is that most investors should just stay away from TSLA. People on either side who could not acknowledge the facts, have gotten bankrupted. First it was the detractors during the late 2020 short squeeze following S&P500 inclusion of TSLA, and then it was the Musk loyalists investing on margin who watched the share price plummet 75% in 2022.
Pretty funny that TSLA is lower now than it was before the spike on earnings.
Upvote if u gonna get cucked by $TSLA tmr like me 🥀🥀🥀🥀