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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA is essentially a meme coin and isn't bound by market fundamentals. I don't expect it to be rational any time soon, either.
Sick burn, bro. https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/net-income
Ok boys remember Select stock options now expire three days a week. Introducing Monday and Wednesday expirations—unlocking more days to drive your options strategies. The first of these options will expire on Monday, February 2nd. Available for: TSLA, NVDA, AAPL, IBIT, AMZN, META, AVGO, GOOGL, and MSF
>Almost like it’s propped up by hopium. Lol...TSLA shareholders buy stock based on feels.
People used it to brush off NFLX, TSLA, and PLTR too. Guess what... PLTR fwd PE has gone from over 600 to less than 100 in a year. And will continue to rapidly compress, until WSB buys it in 2032 at triple the price.
How quaint. Now analyze TSLA and make it make sense.
He has super contrarian syndrome trying to always buy puts on things and while he may be logical in his reasoning, he seems to forget that the market is inherently irrational so you can’t just use pure data to short overinflated stock. He got insanely lucky making his bet on the housing market. Like, his reasoning to short it was sound, but if the 2008 crisis had happened in 2009, the guy likely would’ve gone bankrupt holding onto his contracts. He got lucky with the timing. Simple as that. The problem is her forgot he got lucky, so he does shit like short TSLA on the basis that it’s overvalued (it is) but forgets that there’s a massive cult of personality brand around Musk who also is the CEO of other lucrative companies, so it will be a long long time before TSLA actually pops to its proper valuation. So he quietly pulls his short position after making big bold news about shorting it because he ends up looking like a fool.
great he made 1 good pick. He's also been a TSLA doomer for years and years
You’ll have to research my second screen shot… If you look far enough out of the money on the options chains you can find cheaper premiums. This applies to LEAPs as well… SPY and TSLA and some others have day to day options available, while most are week to week. These day to day options premiums move faster and further than the weeklies and leaps. So if you anticipate the price movement, and buy a cheap contract way out of the money, if the price just moves towards the strike you selected, the premium will increase and you can sell for a profit. If the price goes the other way, you’re fucked. Here, I bought a SPY 0dte put contract way out of the money for $10. lo’ and behold, we saw the price action at market open move straight down, I was watching this, premium moved to $50, and I sold. If price keeps going down premium increases even more. In this case, spy bounced up, and the premium would eventually go to 0, but I had already sold. With trades like this… contracts will deplete in value very quickly over time (referred to as theta). So you typically want violent price action in a set direction. If there is no convincing direction in price over the course of a day that’s called a chop and basically all contracts go to 0 on both sides But anyway cheap options are all over the place you just gotta browse the options chains
TSLA could pump if they just got rid of the legacy car biz. Announce some layoffs, split it off, probably end up in the 600s
TSLA should be down much, much further given the recent index moves.
Random lotto trade: TSLA calls, they might hit just because
Tesla is a memestock. Hell its *the* memestock. The company itself sucks and has been losing its moat, and seen declining profit and sales for years. It's "bridging the gap" between the US and China is a positive spin on the reality, that Tesla got wrecked by the China cycle just like so many other companies (move to China to access the market, get IP stolen, get boxed out of the Chinese market by companies using your stolen IP, then get boxed out of foreign markets by these same companies). FSD is dogshit that's light-years behind Waymo and worse in every way, the robots are a gimmick, and Tesla vehicles have seen their reputation thrashed by association with Elon Musk. Quite literally the only thing keeping TSLA afloat these days is its status as the OG memestock and the company's tangential relationship to SpaceX. If/when SpaceX finally IPOs though itll just be memestock status keeping the company afloat which will inevitably end in disaster for bagholders (including pretty much every 401k and pension account in the US).
Market treats NVDA like TSLA should be treated and treats TSLA like NVDA should be treated.
>As of early 2026, Tesla (TSLA) has a high PEG (Price/Earnings-to-Growth) ratio, often exceeding 5.0 to 12.0 depending on the source, signaling an expensive valuation relative to its immediate earnings growth, though sometimes justified by market optimism regarding AI and robotaxi initiatives. A [PEG ratio](https://www.google.com/search?q=PEG+ratio&sca_esv=db2351f46a6aa745&sxsrf=ANbL-n6AYvqodH3tT354i1wZQZo8208teQ%3A1772134315807&ei=q5-gacH4MNyh0PEP18S38Qc&biw=2324&bih=1045&ved=2ahUKEwiCrs7l8veSAxXGFjQIHd3jM6EQgK4QegQIARAB&uact=5&oq=TSLA+PEG&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiCFRTTEEgUEVHMgsQABiABBiRAhiKBTIGEAAYBxgeMgsQABiABBiRAhiKBTIGEAAYBxgeMgYQABgHGB4yBhAAGAcYHjIGEAAYBxgeMgQQABgeMgsQABiABBiGAxiKBTILEAAYgAQYhgMYigVIgxhQhBJY_BRwAngBkAEAmAFdoAGNAaoBATK4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgSgApoBwgIKEAAYsAMY1gQYR5gDAIgGAZAGCJIHATSgB-EMsgcBMrgHlQHCBwMwLjTIBweACAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp&mstk=AUtExfD1dUPRfFF-Z7QcA-3fdMRI-aMOlck_cENFskPlcLMnzOa_0jL1nbfc1v4j2R5NdbjKbciyj_nCktrJHD7eZeFNjQLhfYym_Vw2lxYUCS40T7XGGXxU3Z9itGHxZnYagakWWYAqEtJrQaqudii0pPFs1JaHRSQYHEvCxGgfFABTYXcxQr24MBmf63imSLgFMggj3JzDlH_ZfxmG1GnzBM7YfaKiodJGIxWa-h3_jggQL4Ecww49KhZelUpmfbTn0-B7U752lHachiHMig5yr-pT&csui=3) over 1 is considered overvalued by traditional metrics.
Insane how TSLA is not at least sub 250 rn
NVDA deserves to be at least 3x P/E of TSLA imo.
The solution to that would be simple: make taking out a loan against stock count as a realization event. The nazi takes a $100M loan against his TSLA shares? Well then that’s the same capital gains tax as if he’d sold $100M of the stock. This would never pass any Congress in the Citizens United era, though.
asking the wrong questions, buddy. If TSLA taught us anything it's that we should be asking how to get the CEO a trillion dollar pay package, espectially when sales are down. The data shows this will make the stock go up.
To not have my ass gaped will need TSLA to 415 minimum and NVDA back to 195 thank you
I prefer Great Eight with TSLA out but AVGO and TSM in
TSLA is the only mag7 immune to these shenanigans; beat or no beat the cult pumps it higher
bought the TSLA 410P yesterday thank you Jensen and Elong
glad I bought and held my SPY and TSLA puts yesterday thank you Jensen and NVDA
TSLA back to the 200 daily would be swell
Bro if TSLA goes down below 370 why is Margin calling me?
I learned my lesson in Nov playing NVDA earning... kinda amazing NVDA can crush it and get hammered TSLA can report 10-20% decline in sales and moon...
They're exactly following the TSLA playbook: Self-driving car AI chips, robotics AI chips, AI, kissing up to the president. Everything. Has Jenson tried a nazi salute?
Sold my TSLA puts at 100% gain, gl boys
I shit you not, the moment I bought TSLA 402.5 calls it spiked up. Lol
The year is 2035. The mag7 have a PE of 6 as their annual revenues are each over a trillion but stock price growth has underperformed checkings accounts (TSLA excluded due to revenue of 17 million and PE now at 234,000). WMT is a 150 trillion dollar company.
Hope you’re not referencing TSLA with that forward P/E cuz that’s not even in the ballpark
I told you MSFT would see $300s before $500 - did you listen? No. I told you TSLA would see $300s before $500 - did you listen? No. I told you NVDA would see $160s before $200 - did you listen? No. Do you believe me when I tell you SPY sees $500s before $700?
Sweet. Nothing wrong with your logic. So you need to understand that a pro managed portfolio is well balanced. It will have the perfect mix of small and mid cap, international, diversified bonds, etc. All of that means nothing compared to just easy VOO and chill. Sp500 will be less diversified, 100% equity (full aggressive). And to someone who has been buying VOO on the regular, not a big deal. Sounds like you’re doing great! Pro managed = diversification = less risk. Less risk normally = less reward (as you’ve obviously noticed lol). If you’re comfortable, self manage. Do VOO, maybe a couple of allocations for high conviction tech stocks you like. TSLA NVDA AAPL. Nothing huge. But since you will leave there for 17 years, 5k of each might be real nice. Just don’t panic sell. Sounds like you got that covered. Best of luck!
!banbet TSLA $396.420 1 day
TSLA truly defies all logic, fucking mind boggling. No idea how it’s continued to hold up this long
I did but on NVdA and TSLA and they ain’t bouncing back like spy lol
I was swing trading TSLA 438-465. Then one time I went all in and November happened.
I need to stop trying to short TSLA. This stock is completely irrational
TSLA deserves a -$200 With all the bad news, this pump of $410 is just nonsense Saw people around me saying "have you seen the rocket? TSLA is just insanely brilliant", this is what this regarded stock is meaning
Elon working fucking overtime to keep TSLA propped up
Who the FUCK is buying TSLA….
How does TSLA always somehow get bought up dude
True but also the market is really stupid sometimes (see TSLA, MSTR, all the bullshit quantum tickers, CVNA, etc.)
TSLA’s infinite regard buying strength needs to be studied
Their value lies in the spectrum frequencies they own. Study what happened with SATS and TSLA.
Enjoy your loser, barely profitable NVDA... I'll sleep easy holding TSLA. You know they're going to make robots someday and they have self driving cars that have a driver in them. Two different things you can have sex with.
Who and how the fck is somebody still buying TSLA?
**This market is so regarded.** I have no active long positions in NVDA, but the fact it’s selling after *THAT* ER when a POS like TSLA pumps with bullshit, vibes and lies is absolutely *insane*
this comment inspired me to go check TSLA's P/E real quick. 388 lmfao
TSLA's valuation is a mystery until you watch Industry S4
Space car taxis that look like tuna cans! Marker: FUK, TSLA to tha moon!
NVDA - Huge growth. eps getting repriced at around 21x forward pe. Market - it's overvalued TSLA - declining sales and growth. Forward pe negative Market - Undervalued. Totally worth it's market cap
Huge mistake eliminating TSLA
Come on TSLA! GO up today! At least 2-3%
TSLA is probably more overpriced than CVNA
Why TSLA spazing out
You want proof this market is regarded? NVDA releases *those*earnings and *that* guidance and it’s flat, will probably drop tomorrow. Just under one year ago, TSLA has the worst ER in the history of capitalism, misses every metric, and the stock—a mega cap— rallies nearly 100% the following two quarters.
I think it's PE is just south of TSLA and INTC. Bullish
First trade was 200 shares TSLA in 2013... Sold at 45 5 years later or so... Fun
Nah who needs money? Those guys should be trading at 9 forward P/E while PLTR and TSLA trades at 300 forward P/E. /s
Have we considered that TSLA is just carrying the Bag7 at this point?
TSLA has always been a meme stock headed by a powerful visionary. The final eye opening salute showed the world the true colors as global sales were impacted.
TSLA is still irrational high, with premiums on options so high, that it doesn’t make sense to bet against it Its frustrating that it’s even included in U.S. total stock market funds
All hail to Mag 6. How's TSLA looking though
We need TSLA to miss earnings and not give guidance so that the market can moon.
Never seen price pinning on TSLA like we have with NVDA. TSLA’s whole thing is volatility.
Crazy how TSLA is gonna continue to plump on nothing
wow from TSLA quant god to uber eats driver, how the mighty have fallen
NVDA is widening their moat by owning the entire data center stack. Networking revenue $11 billion (up 263% YoY). Thanks to Spectrum-X and NVLink. NVIDIA also invested $2 billion in Synopsis. The rest of the Mag7 (AMZN, AAPL, META, MSFT, GOOGL and TSLA) are using Synopsis EDA software to design their custom silicon (Trainium, M-series, MTIA, Maia, TPU and AI5/6). The NVDA AI GPUs will fast track the design outputnhowever there would be a design bias (via training data and hardware optimisation) that would result in the custom silicon chips being similar to NVDA GPUs. This is a defensive play to prevent the rise of non-GPU disruptive custom silicon. Also, increases the NVDA CUDA moat. Long term NVDA holder (since 2021). NFA.
You mentioned something other than TSLA. Are you okay???
Holding steady TSLA & GEV, robots and electricity
How the hell is TSLA still trading a a 400PE when all the other Mag7's cant move up with a 20 PE and much better growth LOL
No way NVDA being a well run company shouldn't mean TSLA (an awfully run company) goes up. What the fuck?
CRM guiding lower QoQ revenue. 11.2 recent. 11.08 guide. But somehow still expecting 10% YoY growth. That's some TSLA level deliveries optimism.
NVDA to build 1000 datacenters for TSLA
TSLA calls for Friday hold over night or sell for breakeven?.
>IM not really sure how else to explain it to you that TSLA beat expectactions and didn't slow down in selling vehicles. Ha. Thanks for the laugh. They peaked in 2023 and have dropped since.
IM not really sure how else to explain it to you that TSLA beat expectactions and didn't slow down in selling vehicles.
Hrmm. * **Earnings Per Share (EPS):** $0.50 (adjusted) vs. $0.45 expected, a 25% beat. * **Revenue:** $24.90 billion vs. $24.79 billion expected. * **Net Income:** Dropped 61% to $840 million compared to the same period last year, due in part to a 39% increase in operating expenses and a $2 billion investment in xAI. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/tesla-tsla-2025-q4-earnings.html#:\~:text=Tesla%20reported%20better%2Dthan%2Dexpected%20fourth%2Dquarter%20results%20after,in%20the%20company's%20shareholder%20communications. I never said TSLA was Cruishing it, but TSLA has been in the black for awhile.
TSLA bout to rocket to 430+ by Friday
NVDA earnings are also worthless as this point. We all know the company is going to do well for years. Just buy it and hold it. Same with PLTR. Same with MSFT. Just hold tech through 2035 and you'll make so much money. My PLTR position started with 35K. It's at like 260k right now but was at a high of 350k a few months ago. I've been adding to it in the 120s. It will hit 200 again, and then 300. NVDA will also hit 300 then 400. Just pick one and hold it. The biggest mistake is to buy options and miss the gains you would get by long holding stocks. I also picked TSLA in 2014 when it was at around 200 a share before the split. I'm telling you, buy and hold is the fucking key.
Come on TSLA! Continue to go up in value!! Elon musk is awesome and America is in a golden age!!
So why tf did TSLA run to 417 only to crash to 414 again?
People like to buy TSLA and PLTR as beta vehicles. MSTR no idea
I understand spy pumping but why MSTR, TSLA and PLTR