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Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
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TSLA up 5.5% How far will it drop after the event?
I had TSLA and MSTR calls Monday that would have printed hugely had it not been for that shake out all fucking Tuesday
$TSLA event. Stock rises in anticipation. Musk will stammer and stutter his way awkwardly through the Cybercab event. Audience will cheer on demand. Stock will fall 11%. Tale as old as time.
FYI last Tesla robotaxi day TSLA dumped like 8%. I’m holding Tesla puts and uber calls into tomorrow
Can TSLA stop being fucking crazy and just hit 400 again FFS!
Wow nice job TSLA!!! JEeesssuhhhhhzzzz!
TSLA and SPCX pumping on the same day is just the perfect illustration how the market is full regard.
Just sold 2 CSPs for tomorrow on TSLA. Either I'll own 200 more shares or keep the juicy premium.
Why is SPCX up more than TSLA lol?
is this a sell the news type event for TSLA?
1DTE TSLA Calls, I'm not scared
TSLA red candles tomorrow?
#Finally offloaded by SPCX bags. TSLA bags next. LMAO🤌
#Last time TSLA had a cybercab event it turned out to be people being driven in robotaxis going 15 mph in an empty studio LMAO🤌
How much Elon worth go up today with TSLA and SPCX
TSLA soon back to all-time high🚀
Good companies like TSLA, SPCX?
TSLA further pump into close anyone?
Elron: “TSLA has invented Waymo”
Most rational move is not to touch TSLA
why THE FUCK IS TSLA STILL UP FUCKING TODAY
https://preview.redd.it/8thiv7tlccnh1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8814ffbd1b24eb498e8dfc169744a181dee27028 $10K on TSLA puts for tomorrow
Should I sell my TSLA stock and buy back tomm?
Has TSLA ever moon after an event?
Nice to know you are UHNW, My take is short spacex and long tsla as Elon moves to inflate his TSLA value before acquiring himself with SPCX. He will also be forced to spin off china business.
I maybe fat and ugly but at least I am not short TSLA.
I can do the Michael Jackson lean from Smooth Criminal This is bullish for TSLA
On a day when TSLA, SPCX and MSTR are pumping 7%+ for no reason, the best way to make money is to just do the stupidest shit possible. Market occasionally has these types of 'full retard' days, just gotta ride the wave
TSLA is going to be a sell the news event $345 tomorrow https://preview.redd.it/fuxi7ak55cnh1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fdc033921884240a2861853fce2acaffc06e86
People are still that stupid to think TSLA will deliver a robotaxi?
TSLA hitting 400 today after the cyber taxi event
wait SPY is up cause TSLA is up +7% ?? That's who they went with to prop SPY? yeah this seems rock solid
If puts ever get too high Elon himself will just buy TSLA and crush them, causing the stock to pump Having his kind of money makes it a completely different game when it comes to his stocks.
I'm impressed by the amount of TSLA bears that are convinced this is all a short term bounce.... it's all calls here
This is a TSLA call holder sub now, right?
The announcement of already announced products by Elon tonight for TSLA.
TSLA used to move like crazy
8 billion people in the world and not one single one of them wants to sell a single share of TSLA today. Crazy
Anyone think TSLA will be a ‘sell the news’ event tonight and will drop back down?
$TSLA fucking puts, buy the rumor blah blah
Crypto, TSLA, SPCX, PLTR, MSTR pump day... 🤔🤔🤔
This is what I'm hoping for as well. I'm not expecting them to be the next TSLA in terms of valuation explosion. But if they go from $1.50 to even just $10 in the next 5-10 years then that is a great return. Plus if they do succeed in growing valuation, then that means their business is doing well which hopefully means the tech adoption has grown and the world is investing more into Solar and EV tech and seeing promising societal returns from that.
TSLA setting a new benchmark in buying the femtodip in the nanodip in the microdip. Basically straight green dildo up for the month.
TSLA sell the hype here? Holding LEAPS with over a year to go
How the fuck is TSLA back to all time high
Impressive how you guys are diamond handing your TSLA calls. Back to 300 within 6 months!
TSLA pulling QQQ up singlehandedly lmao
Listen GOOGL...if TSLA can do 7%, so can you.
Sold my TSLA call for 500. Its 1000 now
TSLA and SPCX such a regarded stock 🤡
Can TSLA hit 400 off this cyber taxi event 🤑
TSLA is fucking cracked man. 6.5% day so far. Puts end of day for tomorrow may not be a bad play. Also - shout out to WMT. That earning dip was as close to free money as you could get. 4x’d my $105c.
🥭: "The stock markets gonna go up" SPCX +5%, TSLA +6.6%, DELL +2.5%, ORCL +4.5% Hmmmm
I see you SPX. Ratio backspread 1:10 bought to print, but today's TSLA day.
Damn TSLA, slow down baby. ☺️
Made 600 on CRWD last week, 500 on TSLA today. Im buying a tub of protien to keep these gainz going 💪
TSLA ratio backspread 1:3, money printer? 🤔🤑
TSLA is either every single candle is red all day or every single candle is green. POS never has any actual intraday volatility
TSLA up 10% in the past week. Makes sense.
Is this sell the news event for both AAPL and TSLA? I have no position but this is just retarded
Jesus christ TSLA over 6% and Amzn still hovering around the 1%.
I dont care that TSLA, MSTR and SPCX move like meme stocks with their completely unjustified valuations. My problem is when they somehow are able to suck the liquidity out of the market and dump stocks that are actually, you know, profitable
TSLA is priced in for buyout at SPCX
Looking forward to next week when TSLA drops $50 because there is not a single buyer in sight. As always happens with this complete POS
SPCX and TSLA must be tho most manipulated companies. SPCX moving in tandem with TSLA on no news relevant to SPCX. Just random +6% day.
Until where is everyone running TSLA and SPCX today?
$TSLA saving the indexes..
GD it, I called the TSLA run up and closed too soon What a twat
Why do i always sell early. Made 500 on TSLA calls .. currently they are 800
God damn TSLA is at it again.
TSLA bers in shambles (praying for a dark a bleak future)
SPCX, TSLA and PLTR all up 4%+? Be careful folks its a pure retard type of day.
Burry is honestly crazy trying to short PLTR. Stock is almost as dumb as TSLA when it comes to trading far beyond its fundamentals
TSLA is going to be a sell the news event
Greedy TSLA bols got trapped. LOL
TSLA and PLTR pure fraud with those valuations and still pumping.
How does TSLA keep up going up massively one day then crashes massively the very next day
OK this is a weird ass day, random stocks are just shitting themselves for no reason whatsoever, meanwhile SPCX and TSLA up 5% just because. I guess this is just a classic "sell everything except the big companies" type of day.
TSLA is going to add a million or two of revenue if the robotaxi goes great this quarter so it's worth adding few dozen billion dollars of market cap. Makes total sense.
Jesus always GOOGL and AMZN lagging behind. Even TSLA already up almost 6%. GOOGL and AMZN fell the hardest last few weeks and slowest to get back up.
TSLA puts on tonight’s event is such an obvious play. Rallied 10% this week on hopium lmao
TSLA and PLTR are fucking scams. What the fuck??
What is the new outrageous lie that is pumping TSLA today?
What‘s with TSLA shrek dildo today?
At this point, most people know Elon is a drifter, it's just that people want to believe and see TSLA and SPCX valuations justifying it.
Quick 100% in 3 min on TSLA calls and I’m done for today!
**BanBet Won** — /u/Big_Love_3070 (1W - 0L, 100%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $352.40 → $370.00 | +5.0% | 19h 16m | Won |
TSLA cybercab reveal today - stock wilin'. Probably buy the rumor, sell the news. Who's coming with me!
Just remember to buy TSLA put at close
The thing that decides whether this works long term isn't the read, it's what you size it at. In the last ten minutes there's no room to be wrong twice, so the number has to be one you'd shrug off losing outright — a flat dollar amount, not a percent that quietly grows with the account. What got me was the good stretch: couple of big days in a row and suddenly "small" is triple what it was two weeks ago, and the first bad one takes back a month. Worth writing down how many of these you're allowed per week too. Frequency is usually what turns a real edge into a slow bleed, not any single ticket.The part of this that eats people isn't the idea, it's the sizing. Last 10 minutes on TSLA contracts that cheap, the payoff distribution is basically lottery-shaped, so the only thing you actually control is how much you feed it per attempt. If you're doing this, pick a flat dollar amount you'd shrug at losing five days running and never scale it up after a green day. That's when the "it happens a lot" turns into one bad Friday that takes back three weeks. Other thing worth logging: track it by day of week separately. You mentioned Mon/Wed/Fri expiry days feel different, and they probably are, but "feels" and "is" only line up once you've got 30 or 40 attempts written down with the time you got in and what the tape was doing. Half the edge people think they have in the close is really just a couple of monster days carrying a losing sample.
And TSLA and SPCX. Those are the new safe havens!
I think that explains almost everything and applies to all assets, including TSLA
$TSLA cyber an announcement thoughts?