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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Which TSLA is dipping? The car manufacturer? The AI frontier company? or the humanoid one? I'm a bit confused.
Eventually the fact that TSLA has had declining profits for the last 5 years straight will catch up to them. TSLA made more money in 2021 than they made in 2025 or they will make in 2026.
Not buying TSLA 0dte calls yesterday will haunt me for the rest of my life
TSLA calls exp tomorrow .05 for 445 strike, only a 14% gain, could happen with a squeeze des nuts
TSLA calls were a sleeper printer lol
Add INTC to that list 40% rise in the past 3 weeks on a TSLA “deal”
TSLA will fill that gap today or tomorrow.
Fuck that. My "serious money" is in individual stocks only. I refuse to own the slop like TSLA that is snuck into ETFs.
bought PLTR and TSLA calls on the dip earlier hope others got in
I thought I would never say this but I need TSLA to hit 400 today
I bought TSLA puts at the market open today I have already locked in my profits
Every stock is becoming TSLA, nothing can stop lines goes up.
Oh so now TSLA doesnt want to show retard strength....
Good luck with that…. I use to think logically on TSLA and lose money as well. Now I buy short dates OTM calls on all dips over 1%
glad i took 17,000% on TSLA calls yesterday, shits getting destroyed
Well shit didn’t think my TSLA banbet would hit literally right at market open but I’ll take it
Did TSLA use all its retard strength yesterday?
Thinking it might be a good idea to nope out of my TSLA calls at open
Need a TSLA face dipperino at open
Need a TSLA face ripperino at open 😭
Please save some of the glue for the rest of us TSLA bulls
Look at how retarded you have to be to be long TSLA
Amazing. I’m doing something similar. Hoping to size up significantly by getting lucky. TSLA showed signs I ignored and missed the 5000% run.
Well, except for Tesla. Musk posted AI5 design was finished (same thing he said in July 2025) and will come at some point in the future, and TSLA kept pumping ;)
I wish I got CAR, instead I bought TSLA. Underperfomance
It's cuz TSLA doesn't have shoes
shoe design company (BIRD): were pivoting to AI up 830% from ATL manufacturing company (TSLA): were pivoting to AI down 20% from ATH
Guess I’m not doing TSLA calls …. I wasn’t going to but I’m also not going to now.
I owe 16,000 federal, 6,000 state lol. Thanks TSLA.
!banbet TSLA 500 2 months
!banbet TSLA 500 June 15
Yeah I'm ditching my TSLA calls at open
I held TSLA calls into ovn 🤝 shits gonna open at 400 🚨🚨🚨
Why market up bigly in AH?! 🤔🤔🤔 Muh regarded TSLA swing just might print hard 387.5c for APR 17th 1.9 average Also I got SPX 7100c for Friday for 1.5
MSFT and TSLA gonna carry us to another bigly green day tmr.. shows not over 🐂
For those talking about TSLA. Elon Musk and his [broken promises](https://money.usnews.com/investing/articles/elon-musk-track-record-overpromising-underdelivering)
TSLA 385c at open were 110+ baggers by the way. 10k to 1125k would’ve been a crazy story to tell.
Bro your caps lock is stuck but I get the energy. Been watching market since few months and these wild swings make no sense to me still. TSLA at $550 seems bit crazy though, isn't it around $200s now? Maybe I should stick with my ranked games instead of trying to time this market madness.
I don’t care if the rest of the market is green on news that this is all a simulation and our god is about to pull a literal plug. What I really want is for TSLA to just completely shit the bed. That’s all.
SNDK and TSLA earnings near so much baggers to be made.
Bought 100 shares TSLA at close and already up $200 Will dip my toes in some calls tomorrow TSLA is the next ripper. Ride the wave
Use the $3k to short a TSLA correction by Friday, easy.
TSLA will likely settle a bit, then a sharp movement on ER, settle again, then continue to pump as we get closer to SpaceX. I'm just curious if TSLA inevitably merging with SpaceX is a good thing or bad thing for the share price.
I knew TSLA calls were the move when literally 10 different people yelled puts yesterday. Thanks degens
The market is ripping because of gamma squeezes. Too many investors were short and have to close their bets, while 0DTE SPX day traders are squeezing the gamma right out of these market makers forcing them to buy. This has nothing to do with fundamentals or whatever news story they try to feed you. Case in point, TSLA today. Just google TSLA GEX, and click on the bar chart link. So many low cost out of the money call options were ripped through today each stage causing market makers to buy the stock.
Bro how you gonna have me for an interview, not even have my resume on hand, and be late as the employer... At least TSLA paid me a fucking check today holy shit
No. Don't you dare. You said. >Because the 500 companies of the SP 500 aren’t the economy, politics, or geo politics TSLA is one of those 500.
Remember when this entire sub was selling the stone cold bottom two weeks ago and passing on buying names like META, MSFT, HOOD, HIMS, RDDT, TSLA, NBIS, IREN and literally every semi and software name at incredibly deep discounts just to watch them all speed run back double digit gains in 10 days? Never change reddit, the way you all can midcurve every single bottom and top with such precision is genuinely impressive.
TSLA has never correlated. This is a dumb example and comment
Respectfully, TSLA is up 7.6% today. This is clearly not what it is.
!banbet TSLA 420 2d
!banbet TSLA 420 4/17
Meta TSLA and msft calls eh
Where MAGs are vs their ATHS META: 672 (ATH 796) NVDA: 198 (ATH 212) GOOGL: 336 (ATH 349) MSFT: 413 (ATH 555) AAPL: 266 (ATH 288) TSLA: 392 (ATH 498) AMZN: 247 (ATH 258)
You know it's a bull market when bears are complaining about TSLA
My TSLA puts have been rolled out 3 times. Now a 2x on the ones I'm holding now will only net me a 50% profit. I'm holding until earnings.
TSLA is the next ripper easy
TSLA being up 10x as much as SPY today is a war crime. *cries in TSLA ber*
When /r/stocks was having a TSLA bashathon like 10 days ago, I knew then the bottom was in.
TSLA haters should just dca TSLA LEAPS put
You’re right! I made a little money off TSLA today. I’m glad it’s nearing the usual range of $400. Just need the president to stop saying off the wall shit and I can go back to making money off TSLA regularly
Whenever this clusterfuck comes crashing down, this sub is gonna be deader than during the darkest parts of COVID. All that will remain are the bots. Still somehow saying "TSLA TSLA 1000$ calls expiring tomorrow full port"
Everyone is talking about SPY ATH, and no one is talking about the 150 bagger that was TSLA $390 calls 0DTE today. $.04 at open to $6.00 2 hours later.
I hate TSLA so much right now
No matter what happens to TSLA, it will be in the textbook for sure. Either being the example of the market can be irrational, or shut up you don't know shit. LOL
Valuation compression of growth stonks similar to TSLA. Bargain hunters trained by Buffett are jumping into MSFT right now.
I had TSLA calls, sold for 100% profit, it could have been 1000% profit.
They retool a plant to make robots and just now a new war will need boots on the ground, metal boots. That said i am not touching TSLA myself
Full port TSLA calls is making me so much money
It ignored Waymo’s expansion to major cities and has an inhouse AI chip which is already outdated in comparison to its competition. But honestly TSLA doesn’t give a f, just ask the homeless bears under the bridge
>just don’t like people that can’t back up their talk with out excuses LMAO...tough guy talking. Put all your money, take out loans, re-mortgage the house and put it all on TSLA if you think it's such a great stock. But you won’t because your a chicken. I done with you Tik Tok troll.
called it last week, oil price nearly doubling SPY near ATH believe it or not it's still calls. the market is more delusional than ever and you're stupid to bet against it. if TSLA is near $400, that tells you all you need to know about average investors. until people are massively unemployed it's going up.
Why is this happening? Why is $TSLA going to the moon? Nothing makes sense. It's like God is telling me being a 🌈 🐻 was wrong all along.
I stay tf away from TSLA. I think it’s grossly overvalued, even factoring in best case scenario self driving tech implementation. But I will never short it. The stock has a mind of its own. Driven solely on hype and vibes. There was a moment in late 2022 where I thought it would finally collapse but alas, here we are in 2026
I’m sorry, what is TSLA doing up 8%
Need TSLA to keep going back down like the overpriced shit stock it is.
Incoming new all time high rally I guess + TSLA 420 is not a meme.