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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I also hate the stock but I never buy options on TSLA. But I do sell uncovered calls a few month out after it has a big run up and then sell at 30%-40% profit. May do it again but it's not time yet. Everytime I think it can't go higher I wait a week because it always continues beyond rationality.
The short squeeze was last week (hopefully). Now interest will start to die off. Bulls got everything they ever wanted with this stock, now what would be the reason to hold at $100B valuation when KMX is $5B and makes more money? The bull case and lunatics like Cramer can go on about how every used car will now be bought on Carvana but they still have so many operating costs to do that, and most likely they’re lying by using DriveTime to pad numbers. So how far can WS take these insane valuations and continue the pyramid on TSLA, CVNA, APP, PLTR and others? If this market goes bear next year these stocks are in trouble.
The only point at which TSLA will start actually declining by any significant amount is *IF* institutional investors start calling in loans, however this would likely need to be applied to *all* of his enterprises, owing to the manner in which Musk shovels money from his profitable companies (SpaceX, StarLink) to others (xAI, X, etc). Until then, I wouldn't touch a short with a twenty foot pole and *your* bag, let alone my own, unless it's a single day inverse (and honestly, only that as a hedge, because even though TSLA defies reality, it still drags the market down every time another deep well of unreality is exposed).
I hate that stock almost as much as TSLA.
You mean you still care about TSLA’s auto biz? lol
Holy smokes, the saga finally has a season finale! 🤯 Love him or hate him, you gotta admit it feels good to finally clear that massive dark cloud hanging over the stock. I bet the only people crying right now are the lawyers who just lost their infinite money glitch. 😂 Now everyone can get back to actually focusing on the cars and robots instead of boring courtrooms. If you’ve been holding TSLA through all this drama, go treat yourself to a nice dinner tonight—you earned it! 🍕🚀
When does TSLA release self-riding sex robots?
Everyone told me to sell my TSLA shares back in January 2023 when it dipped down to ~ $108. I didn’t ofc and jokes on them. At the very least the stock can 5x over the next 5-10 years.
TSLA is the Katy Perry of stonks. Instead of big ol’ tiddies as the main source of gravity, it’s a financial suicide pact signed by shareholders back during the big rona. Don’t think about this too hard. Just remember the following: >!🫲tiddies🫱!<
RIVN 7x to $140 which is still only 10% of TSLA market cap
I got into TSLA at $10 per share and have seen millions of haters lose their money. The poor stay poor.
Investors? TSLA is a vehicle to park cash. The more "investors" see the potential bubble and short, the more MMs will raise the stock value. Then once they close the short, the MMs can dump. RINSE AND REPEAT. THIS STOCK IS A FINANCIAL VEHICLE FOR THE RICH. *this is not financial advice*
The TSLA hate is hilarious. Thanks for making my night guys. Bears sounds smart, bulls make money. Thanks TSLA for changing my life
It’s a great distinction between short-term mechanics and long-term incentives. Zero-Gamma is the physics of the day and what dictates the intraday vibrations and rapid hedging moves that 0DTE traders thrive on. Max Pain is the gravity of the week and it represents the destination MMs want to reach by Friday's close to minimize payouts. If I’m scalping the next 30 minutes, I follow the Gamma; if I’m positioning for the weekly finish, I keep an eye on Max Pain. Agreed on “More so on lower cap/lower share price stocks that are option-liquid.” Smaller stocks, MM hedging can move the entire needle, whereas in a mega-cap like TSLA, it takes a massive GEX Road event to counteract the organic buying and selling.
same, down about 40%. But seeing TSLA's share price close to $500 makes me want to buy more against.
Saw the recent Epstein files, its all redacted and I thought my phone was taking a long time loading them. Anyways SPY to 700 and TSLA and MSTR to 0 by EOW
Not for my poorly timed TSLA calls
Again, you go ahead and buy TSLA here
Majority of investors did the same thing. Definitely hard to sleep after that. I will have nightmares about NVDA, TSLA, RKLB, and GOOG. After those tough lessons, I've learned to hold and buy when the fear index hits the max. But when people are in fear. Also the market is rigged to shake out weak hands.
You’re right! It’s a static and simple OI-based calculation. Zero-Gamma pivot is a much better magnetic level. TSLA is just too big for MMs to force a $60 drop just to hit a theoretical pin. As you said, Gamma hedging and the CPI rally (I missed this one) were clearly the ones in the driver's seat today.
No, it's not and if anything people will sell other stocks they own to invest in Space X, not Tesla. I own Tesla since 2018 and I will never sell it...people on here can keep hating on Tesla and say it's a car company (LMAO), Elon is a Nazi or whatever other bullshit....in reality humanoid robots alone will be worth trillions for Tesla once they fully scale up. Robotaxi will be another massive market. Then batteries, solar and EV. Space X and Tesla will have synergies...Elon mentioned it already on interviews he gave. He wants to have Optimus robots working on building bases on the Moon and Mars and cities to start colonizations...millions of them will be used off world in the long term...not to mention that we pretty much all will own one in 10 years. Companies too...the market TAM is huge. So, how am I going to buy Space X? Easy, I will sell other stocks I own but never TSLA...and everybody who is a bull in TSLA will do exactly the same. I know that I wasted my time to write this comment on here because I don't like to write a serious comment about Tesla on Reddit which is full of radical Elon Musk haters, so I already know this comment will be downvoted massively but I don't care...if you think Space X IPO will compel Tesla investors to sell, you are wrong as bears have been wrong about Tesla since the very beginning.
420 max pain that most, if not all, retail services spit out does not consider StDev, Min OI considerations, IV-adjusted or DTE-adjusted calcs, especially on a volatile stock like TSLA. More realistic max pain was closer to 470 for this week, which is fairly in line where price finished. Wouldn’t put much weight on max pain generally, even on quad-witching, for large cap stocks. You’ll see much more of an effect from the max pain gravity on smaller/mid caps that have active options markets.
No. TSLA to $5T SPCX to $6.5T by 2030.
It has nothing to do with time in the market. The company financials don't backup the share price. I wouldn’t be surprised if the "worlds richest man" was paying automated traders to artificially pump TSLA stock price.
2026 will be huge for TSLA imo
Not sure how Musk’s “win” on the old pay package can be anything but negative for TSLA. He’s already “retained”
$RDDT more $TSLA, $WLDN and more $AG. Great composite ratings, except $TSLA but robotics theme story is strong enough that it’ll likely bring that up.
TSLA shareholders deadass think Elmo is Lisan Al-Ghaib I guess his 2018 "pay packages of a hundred some odd billion finally made it through the courts 🙄
I don’t invest or support TSLA out of principle
This is getting downvoted by TSLA bots
It’s all just dollars that go up and down. I’ll let you buy more TSLA here.
TSLA wilk have higher growth than all of these in 2026 Mark my words
Not true. These two trade completely differently. Completely different animals. What you have with RIVN lately is shorts letting up and institutions / bigger players going long. Legit buying. Regards like OP and me who bought while in the tank and held are right today. I’m continuing holding. I think RIVN may actually turn out to be what TSLA always said they were going to do with the autonomy stuff, and they’re going to license it. Also the new model at a reasonable price range is highly anticipated. I will see many driving around my suburban neighborhood soon enough.
Fuck TSLA. Thanks, that’s it
When he exercises these options at today's prices, he will have to pay this much in taxes: >304M shares at $23.34 exercise price, he will owe taxes on the spread. With $TSLA at $481.20, that's ~$139B in taxable income. Federal taxes: ~37% income + 2.35% Medicare = **~$55B total**
What’s even funnier is that a little over 7 years ago, I was a working moron, but now, thanks to TSLA among othes, I never have to work again. hehe hehe Think about that.
Appreciate the specific levels - makes it easy to check back in January and see what hit. GOOG and META look like the cleaner setups to me. TSLA at 490 is a coin flip.
TSLA shareholders wanted to be diluted and they got it! Congrats!
You just don't get it and you never really will. You keep parroting around this idea that we just make up something new to explain away why Tesla is great, but I can tell you confidently that Tesla has earned its market cap by being so much more than just a car company. It doesn't just sell cars. It doesn't just sell batteries. It doesn't just sell solar. It's so much more than just a company. In this day and age, they are boldly doing something other companies only dare to dabble in. Tesla isn't just selling cars and batteries. Tesla is the first scam company and they sell fraud. TSLA $2000 EOY
TSLA will have negative income and still worth 10 trillion. Don't fight Americans
Twitter is full of pro Russian bots, Try to attack TSLA. The backlash is biblical.
Never bet against institutional book cooking, we're probably just 2 years away from TSLA pivoting into shitty robots piloted by AI(Actually Indians)
Congrats to all who had TSLA 500c LMAO
Did anyone see a huge green jump and then it immediately corrected? I was looking at TSLA when it happened for me.
TSLA and NVDA not even moving
A big Green Day for the market and TSLA closing? Santa bbbbbby. 🥵
literally the second i sell my TSLA 0TDE for a 90% loss, the biggest candle appears lol fuck this shit
you would definitely not be the first....or last to say this about TSLA.
RIVN up 8% with TSLA down 0.25% is eye opening.
TSLA lottery puts, better odds than the Powerball
If rivian had TSLA's pe ratio it would be a $1000 stock
TSLA META AMZN all banned most manipulated trash stocks that do everything to kill options being played on it
Fuck TSLA holy fucking shit die and fucking burn you piece of shit company
TSLA 0DTEs are actual crack
TSLA puts my brains says no but my guts say yes
When is the djt and TSLA rug pull scheduled for?
TSLA should be $10
They’re bringing out everything to keep TSLA from going green
Soon you'll learn that shorting TSLA has never been a good idea
[TSLA Profits Source](https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/01/teslas-2024-financial-results-are-out-and-theyre-terrible/) >For the whole of 2024, Tesla saw a 6 percent drop in automotive revenues, down to $77 billion. Energy generation and storage increased by 67 percent to a total of $10 billion. Services grew by 27 percent during the year, bringing in $10.5 billion in revenue. >But gross profits fell by 1 percent, with net profits falling by a huge 53 percent to **$7.1 billion for the year**, making this Tesla’s worst year since 2021, when it made just $5.5 billion in profit. [Toyota Profit Source](https://pressroom.toyota.com/tmc-announces-april-through-december-2024-financial-results/) >TOYOTA CITY, Japan (Feb. 5, 2025) — Consolidated vehicle sales totaled approximately 7,000,000 units, a decrease of approximately 295,000 units compared to the same period last fiscal year. On a consolidated basis, net revenues for the period totaled 35.673 trillion yen ($233.2 billion), an increase of 4.9%. Operating income decreased from 4.240 trillion yen ($29.7 billion) to 3.679 trillion yen ($24.0 billion), while income before income taxes was 5.430 trillion yen ($35.5 billion). **Net income increased from 3.947 trillion yen ($27.6 billion) to 4.100 trillion yen ($26.8 billion)**. >These are publicly traded companies, you can easily look at these numbers yourself. Yet here you are so confidently wrong.
"Surely today is the day TSLA Puts bros win." Ohohoho you sillies.
Never underestimate TSLA’s regard strength
> I’m not even in TSLA Pick up the phone and start buying.
I’m not even in TSLA, I just don’t like the stock
Market can pump for all I care, just let TSLA drill to earths core
i would collar PLTR or TSLA asap, those are ticking time bombs
0dte options especially on large companies like TSLA or META are like crack but worse. I never tried crack and never will but I just assume.
There‘s always a limit to vibe investing. TSLA is long overdue
Who is buying TSLA at this price ???
TSLA is so fucking regarded lmao
I've been long TSLA since early 2013, so we're on opposite sides. I have made several generations worth of wealth from TSLA, so I love the stock.
TSLA pump to 490 to end flat
TSLA goes up, MSFT goes down. They are playing us. And I cant quit!
Redditors struggling with the concept of a meme stock. TSLA could keep going up. It could collapse tomorrow. No way to tell.
TSLA needs to go back to its real position at 150
Sooo... TSLA is basically SPY Inverse ETF
TSLA down GOOG up NOW
\> big tech company Which one? MSFT or AAPL? TSLA or PLTR? Big difference in risk there. Even if you are sure you want to unwind, if you own one of the first two, you can test out these enhanced folks with 10% or something like that. If it is something like one of the latter two, more speed in unwinding probably makes more sense.
TSLA just needs to die already
TSLA always drops on opex days
ngl, if TSLA gets its shit together, we are gonna run
cmon, TSLA - get your cult together and take us to new QQQ highs
$TSLA daily candles look similar to the breakout from 9/11, especially 9/15-10/2 Some violent swings there, low tick is near $400, high tick of $471 Can really smash any short dated positions, irrespective of direction Can’t ever forget that tsla is an og memegod +/-$50 is always on the table
SPY wants 680 and TSLA thinks its Funny to just StockSlop
TSLA puts were just that easy today huh
TSLA puts over the weekend for sure 🤫
I don't think there are any reasons to sell; the market seems to be correcting. If we look at the chart, TSLA is still higher than it was a month ago.
Made a quick $20 on TSLA call. What should I spend my newfound riches on?
If TSLA slices the $475 support it could almost immediately cut to $470
TSLA merging with DJT, super true
TSLA over here on a side quest.
BTO 2x more TSLA 12/26 480c @8.58; Holding 5x @12.36 avg cb; BTO 2x more ORCL 12/26 195c @3.46; Holding 4x @3.75 avg CB I really like the GeV chart but I got a bunch of shares in the ROTH also so I’m not adding more to that yet