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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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You should definitely sell and move into something safer like TSLA. Or PLTR. PLTR is literally the new Microsoft. Everyone in this sub thinks so.
TSLA $4.20 @ 1.00% - I know a signal when I see one. 🚀
Been dumping lots of money into $WRD $PONY $GOOG - retire in 5 years when everyone and their boyfriend globally is using one of these 3 names to move said atoms around, TSLA robotaxi fades to black as Elon gets distracted with robots and spacexai
> It’s basically just moving money from his left pocket to his right pocket but with more rocket emojis involved. Wait till he wraps TSLA into it...
SpaceX is clearly successful. The only reason its even being tied to an over a trillion dollar ipo is because of Elon's personal brand. The underlying numbers of the company absolutely do not support this valuation. It is entirely plausible that the valuation of this company will plummet shortly after IPO on the basis of "if you wanted to trade on elon there is already a stock for that called TSLA"
I need a yolo play, got lucky with TSLA puts today, what's next
TSLA puts. Unless I’m mistaken, these companies AKA Elons “other ventures” represent most of the stock price do they not? It’s certainly not his car sales and we know that…
TSLA is going to absolutely tank when he IPOs these companies. They’re the only reason for TSLA’s current stock price, no?
you joke but that's literally what he's in the process of doing. He announced merging Tesla with SpaceX last week after xAI. Which means he can skip the IPO as SpaceX will be part of TSLA and a new stock ticker will be created.
Right up until he, for some reason, needs to show Grok as profitable then the logical choice will be to make TSLA pay exorbitant licensing fees to use Grok for in-car use or robot use or whatever.
xAi will also be buying chips from TSLA in his pipe dream 😂😂 I can’t wait until he becomes irrelevant
So he merges XAI with SpaceX but the only relation to TSLA is he took 2 bil from yall and put it into Xai 🤣🤣
its very nice. you merge 2 extremly inflated things, one of them with a burn rate that will bancrupt it within 1-2 years and your shareholders swallow everything of it. Genius. as im short TSLA i very much welcome the merger with xAI. But it will not happen this way, he will merge with SpaceX and keep on bleeding Tesla by having an AI company as competition and moving back and forth like he favours skills and assets.
Correct me if im wrong, but doesnt this mean that TSLA pays a premium for SpaceX (which musk has a higher ownership in). Also, does this get Musk closer to his pay package target since the market cap would go up with the merger, which once happens, further dilutes tsla shareholders. Wouldnt it benefit TSLA shareholders to block this?
TSLA last bottom test was today. Heard it here first. Only going up from here on
All of those companies are going to be merged. TSLA, spaceX, xAI, xItter, NeuroLink, Starlink, Paypal. "The everything company." Google it. It's musk's retarded dream. The US gov will not prevent any of these mergers, and SpaceX is so important to national defense that it alone would be worth TSLA's valuation. That said, Elon is so fucking autistic he could still ruin everything
> I’m stating that there are far more idiots than rational investors, why would I bet against that. Ahh so your convictions stop at your mouth, not your money. gotcha >Doesn’t mean that it makes TSLA or Bitcoin worthwhile holdings I agree on bitcoin more than TSLA. Tesla actually makes stuff. >I look at stock as a piece of a company I own… if somebody told me to buy TSLA at 330x P/E ratio I would say that’s an idiotic price point. I’d rather buy stuff that are not irrationally overpriced. Depends what it is, company value is based on projections as much or more as economics of today. Tesla's value is clearly based more on what they'll do in the future than what they earn today because for the last decade it's been underestimated yet somehow succeeded in numerous ways.
Just got out of banbet prison, not trying to go back in so quick. TSLA 435+ end of week feels like the move though.
Shouldn’t TSLA be falling on the spaceX news? It’s clear Musk has his new baby and TSLA ain’t it
I’m starting that are far more idiots than rational investors, why would I bet against that. Doesn’t mean it makes TSLA or Bitcoin worthwhile holdings. I look at stock as a piece of a company I own… if somebody told me to buy TSLA at 330x P/E ratio I would say that’s an idiotic price point. I’d rather buy stuff that are not irrationally overpriced.
The only thing I like about TSLA is that $420 is a resistance level for it
They have every other day options for TSLA now? When did that happen?
You’re exactly right. Both crypto and TSLA are worth as much as the number idiots willing to buy them. Turns out the market has plenty of those lol
PLTR tards are more insufferable than MSTR and TSLA tards
Just wait until it gets rolled into TSLA to ensure he hits the metrics that gets him his $1T pay package
Yup, this is all in preparation to ball them together, gotta get that marketcap up somehow, fundamentals of TSLA business certainly ain't gonna do it. This will be a massive hype injection for the Elon cult and lift TSLA stock considerably. He knows what he's doing.
TSLA play? Green Day tmrw?
Remember when TSLA gets to 420 Elon will donate the equivalent needed to end world hunger.
He will have two companies that people will be over-invested into through ETF funds now - both TSLA and SpaceX (+X) will be topping people's automatic investments via ETFs. If only we could avoid that....
TSLA was the first crypto… prove me wrong.
This will be like TTD round trip but bigger over 10 years.. it'll be back at $50 in 5-7 years I bet. Maybe not, TSLA completely gutting it's core business for a pipe dream and it's still in the stratosphere. It'll be fun watching that one eventually fall.
Plastic shopping Bags first then socks, my feet are toasty. Positions: TSLA.
Ah, so this is how he planned to hit the Tesla milestones for hiss $1T package Don't improve TSLA's business, just merge a bunch of crap into it to hit the milestones
And all the while issuing more TSLA stock to pay for it all..?
Optimus about to be taking space trips and communicating via Grok…The time for TSLA puts because declining car deliveries is over
Somehow this is going to cause TSLA to go to $690.42
>The markets are very efficient Only with respect to market-making or price setting - which, to be fair, is what TA purports to predict. But I think anyone can simply point at PLTR, TSLA, GME, or BTC to demonstrate that the market is not efficient (in the sense of the Hypothesis) with respect to information. The presence of low-information buyers or sellers in an information-rich world breaks the EMH.
If SpaceX can merge with Xai with no legal issues why couldn’t TSLA merge as well? It’s gonna happen
I was really hoping he'd merge it with TSLA so my TSLZ shares finally print!
You assume TSLA holds even 10% of its value
Nothing is bad for TSLA if you haven't noticed over the past few years.
U gotta be thrilled as TSLA holder Elon not leaving u holding the Grokbag
🚨 TSLA NEWS Elon Musk's SpaceX to Combine with xAI Ahead of Mega IPO' -Bloomberg Report
TSLA pump Friday on report they may merge w spacex. TSLA pumps today on report they are not merging w spacex
Amateurs. TSLA loses money and pops more than that.
TSLA spike on mega IPo
TSLA rallies on news they might merge with SpaceX. Shares don’t move on news that they aren’t going to be part of it.
Dumb as fuck they make NVDA red while the absolute shit meme stock TSLA still is at $422 and a 400 PE. Crazy
Since when did TSLA do 0dtes?
I'm gonna write "TSLA 0DTE long term investor" on my business card
you'd think NVDA not investing in scam altman would be bullish and that this confirms there actually is moderation on AI spending instead of blind spending But i forgot openAI has a cult following just like TSLA
imagine if toyota said they are existing the car business and getting into segg dolls LMAO I MEAN TSLA is done with cars and now making gey robots nobody wants.
The truth is, you both are correct. OpenAI will be like TSLA, the valuation will never make sense, the promises will be grandiose and unrealized, but the stock will keep pumping forever. It'll be a vibe-stock, can't apply value-stock logic to it.
And TSLA has already had a massive dip which means it’s much more likely to bounce from here in the coming weeks
Kinda like Solar right now. TSLA talking about Solar in a couple news articles. Starting a position in $SEDG.
What are the moves on TSLA
TSLA 500c Elon about to announce some BS
!Banbet TSLA 410 11d
CVNA up big TSLA recovering SPY up big Dawg
Would you look at that, I would of been better off buying fucking TSLA than MSFT. Useless fuck.
TSLA just overtook MSFT, Nutella in shambles
How can TSLA keep dodging all the bad news this shit sucks
Tbh I pasted the post on my gemini chat (all the prompts were created to work well on the economy world) it's reply: **1. 🛢️ Energy Sector (US Oil & Gas) - BULLISH** * **The Shift:** India replacing Russian oil with US (and potentially Venezuelan) oil creates massive new demand for US exports. * **Impact:** US energy producers and exporters (LNG/Crude) will see increased order flow. * **Your Portfolio:** This reinforces the "Real World Assets" thesis. Energy demand is shifting to trusted allies. **2. 🛡️ Defense Sector (The "Lockheed" Angle) - SUPER BULLISH** * **The Context:** Historically, India bought most of its military hardware from Russia. Trump's post mentions a commitment to buy "$500 BILLION" in US products. * **Implication:** A pivot away from Russia likely means a pivot **towards US Defense contractors** for future jets, missiles, and tech. * **Direct Impact:** **Lockheed Martin (LMT)** and similar defense primes could see a generational influx of contracts from India to replace Russian legacy systems. **3. 💻 Big Tech & Manufacturing - BULLISH** * **The Deal:** Modi committed to buying "Technology" and lowering barriers to "ZERO". * **Impact:** Companies like **Microsoft (MSFT)** and **Tesla (TSLA)** (which has been trying to enter India for years without high tariffs) now have a red carpet entry into the world's most populous market. * **Specifics:** If India drops tariffs to zero as Trump claims, Tesla could finally launch effectively in India. **4. 📉 Geopolitical Risk - MIXED to LOWER** * **Russia:** This isolates Russia economically, potentially forcing a faster end to the Ukraine war (as Trump claimed). * **Market Sentiment:** Markets hate uncertainty. If this signals a path to ending the Ukraine conflict, the "War Risk Premium" on oil might drop, but the volume of trade for US companies increases.
TSLA is going to make such a beautiful cup and valcano squirt everywhere
TSLA and PLTR would like a word
TSLA and MSFT convergence rare celestial event of the trading metaverse
Marketmovers: let’s buy TSLA instead. They sold 3 cars this year. To the moon HELL YEAH.
When TSLA is starting to go up while MSFT continues to day low, you know something is really wrong with MSFT.
How does a stock like TSLA does not collapse as much as MSFT
Can we as humans have some MORALS and DECENCY and actually close our TSLA longs. Surely we have to draw the line at child abuse right? I truly can't fathom anyone buying or holding more TSLA at this point. Felon Musk is going to jail for a long time. Hated on both sides, rich billionaire, this looks like easy prosecution win to appease the masses.
Could have bought literally any other ticker connected to 🌽 like TSLA but you chose MSTR
When does the market realize TSLA is a 💩 🥪?
Historically, WSB was just about amoral tendification. Didn't matter what the company did as long as we got tendies. didn't matter how ruthless the CEO was as long as tendies (e.g., making Shkreli a mod). I draw the line at kiddy fucking, rape, and human trafficking though. TSLA and any other stock run by kiddy fucker is a stock I'm not messing with. Now I'm going to rebalance my portfolio into weapons manufacturers. Fuck Leon FTW!!
Buying TSLA calls make me feel so dirty.. but green is green.
Tesla as a car company is in a death spiral. TSLA is a meme stock. At some point, the rug pull will happen.
Thats like \*nothing\* for their marketcap and bitcoin is not crashing.. TSLA is not a bitcoin company, forget about this thesis.
TSLA has 11,509 bitcoins on its books. Bitcoin crash is going to sting…
Muskrat must be fuming seeing all the Elon Pedo cucked memes. I have some TSLA calls so please keep pumping this stock u weirdo
TSLA calls or puts. https://preview.redd.it/yywl1q73k3hg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dffbe6135a3ec47c5a28320f4fb6d869922caa3
TSLA pump or dump if FBI investigation rumors are true ?
Green candles, good vibes, and TSLA doing TSLA things. Days like this are why people love the market.
TSLA 420 weekly call. For the love of the game
I feel TSLA regardation about to happen, buying calls
$TSLA must be out for search of the wildest parties
I sold puts on friday for minimal gains on TSLA would have tripled my money. WTF
Why TSLA drill. Elon so cringe then Jeffy bestie didn't want him around. That's bullish
Not many things give me a boner these days but TSLA going down certainly does.
Honestly considering full porting into TSLA despite having no conviction in the company. I just think Elon will successfully grift that bonus he gets if TSLA hits $10B market cap or whatever crazy number it was lol In 2 years I can see him coming out and saying "We are in the talks of a 4 trillion dollar 5 year contract for optimus with a confidential entity, with that said, we believe revenue to be 1.4 T this year", fully knowing there's no contract or anything.
Someone needs to tell 🥭 about the estimated $700 quintillion in gold sitting on 16 Psyche. ………ponders for about 2.5 minutes. Yeahhhhhh………..imma have to buy some TSLA LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAPS if they merge with spacex. Rocketboi will be selling solid gold dildos and sex robots. Optimus will just be the labor to mine the gold.
$TSLA is a pre-revenue startup