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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I mean it never exploded into multiples like TSLA or PLTR for example
TSLA cult has infinite money supply fr
TSLA power hour lmao unbelivable
Honestly i might buy some long dated OTM calls. If the only thing stopping Elon from merging TSLA with SpaceX is ethics, then ...
78% chance of TSLA and SpaceX merger is crazy
Wouldnt SpaceX holders be against TSLA merger??
Talk me out of TSLA OTM calls, hedge against Elon actually going along with SpaceX merger
Wtf is that TSLA candle holy shit
TSLA is -2% YTD and loosing steam I think it will revisit $350’s again in the coming weeks
80% of me knows that TSLA and SpaceX merger is not going to happen clear FRAUD. But then again is the richest man on earth, the largest shareholder of SpaceX and known to commit pure and blatant manipulation. How much copium is this ?
Are my TSLA poots safe, did the regarded cult run out money to pump this ?
So realistically I just need TSLA to go to the 440s today to make up for these dumb ass SPX calls
wtf does TSLA even do, they have no new car models, and the most they’ve done in the past decade is a flop and a mild refresh
Believe it or not, buy TSLA calls
So TSLA just gonna keep dropping till earnings. Miss big then rip 20% up anyways? How original
To the regards buying TSLA could you please kindly stop
Wtf that TSLA dip was instantly bought im so cooked...
Gonna need a miracle TSLA -3%
TSLA wants to go to 450
That MKBHD Xiomi EV review is insane. TSLA cant even figure out carplay and here they are able to mirror an overlay of your whole phone wirelessly in their infotainment at half the price for better specs.
I'm holding XDRV which has treated me well so far. The only downside is that it does hold TSLA.
Guhhh TSLA puts were up 70% now only 20...
Cmon TSLA do a regard rocket to 440 at least your tism is weak today
TSLA not ruling out spacex merger just to fuck w the bers is cazy
TSLA, NVDA,META inversed GOOGL, AMZN and AAPL with big moves at open Meanwhile MSFT lol
Fun morning made money on TSLA calls and puts in the first 15 minutes
TSLA w/ that ree strength
Can’t happen. The government and NASA would pull all launch contracts and give them to any competitor available - that isn’t using their speculative stock listing of $TSLA to game the world markets. Plus, regulators wouldn’t allow a rocket company to merge into a car company known for being reckless and an increasing number of people dying in those cars.
Yes. TSM earnings is a preview of how much NVDA is about to crush. And the amount of discourse at the federal level around chip production is a sign this isn’t slowing down in 2026. NVDA, GOOGL and AVGO (replace TSLA with it) are still in a position to have substantial gains even with the multi trillion dollar market caps.
lol this is going to destroy $TSLA
Whomever decided we will have one set of holidays for federal employees but a completely different set of holidays for corporate workers is a dummy. Positions: Short TSLA calls, I will now gladly accept your downvotes
Damn so TSLA is 26% and SpaceX is 28%. I mean we already saw the move it had on TSLA when Elon mentioned spacex last month. I don’t doubt they’ll both rise together when it’s public
MU the new TSLA always going up
What a retard trade... Damn. Imagine if TSLA drops to 200 and then goes to 200 by Jan next year. OP will be broke af to cover those naked positions LOL
Don’t get distracted we are talking about TSLA returns are trash compared to SLV, the company is trash to but that is just my opinion.
Yea just keep buying TSLA puts, will definitely work out
If you had to own one of these for the next 5 years which would it be? Crypto, OPEN, Fake Meat, or TSLA
This wouldve been a winner btw, after OPEX freedom TSLA soars into ER
OpenAI and Microsoft failed to block $TSLA CEO Elon Musk’s lawsuit and will now face a jury trial in late April A federal judge ruled Musk can pursue claims that OpenAI broke its original promise to stay nonprofit and open source after taking billions from Microsoft.
Sec MFS banned 5x ETFs. Wtf I wanted 5x TSLA ETF
TSLA (293 P/E) -50% net income yoy PLTR (414 P/E) +130% net income yoy RDDT (140 P/E) +80% net income yoy One of these is not the same
No, the post about hedging TSLA calls by placing GOOG calls is the dumbest shit we will see all year.
No, the post about hedging TSLA calls by placing GOOG calls is the dumbest shit we will see all year.
Hmm... I'm not wholesale allergic to the idea. FSD is worth $100/month to me. When I bought mine (2018) I went for the outright purchase option and *prefer* that, but I also get that the SaaS model really only works with subscriptions. But Tesla is valued as a ground-breaking software business and the only of its kind. Their FSD is *way* ahead of comparable brands... but in practice the use cases I have in mind when I think "hey I'd pay $100/month" are long the boring highway stretches + mind-numbing rush hour commute gridlock that other cars do just fine. I recently switched from Tesla to a non-Tesla auto in the Model S price point with *significantly* worse $2500 driver assist option... and haven't noticed a difference in my driving habits. I think FSD is worth $100/month. I think the version that exists today is worth $100/month, but isn't $100/month better than the built-in options other modern cars have. I think the version of FSD that would need to exist for it to justify the $100/month premium *could* exist - and after watching closely (and first hand!) for 8 years now I'm not convinced it's on the way fast enough to justify the first-mover premium on TSLA. (my own two cents)
META and TSLA have the same market cap but META makes 12x more in net income than TSLA. What gives
"back in my days TSLA was actually selling cars, not gay sex robots !"
When it gets out TSLA shareholders are getting a piece of SpaceX ipo gtfo of the way of the impending rocket ship to mars
I mean, I'm not surprised. Look at the average redditor - a left leaning, anti-work, anti-billionaire, anti-corporation individual. Very anti ads. Also a top voted comment: "No fucking shit. Has anyone ever clicked on these shit ads". I've said this before many times and I'll say it again. Reddit needs to be more friendly to right wing folk. Maybe even pull an Elon Musk -- look at TSLA -- near all time highs after he pandered to the right. Get rid of the shit power tripping mods and maybe replace them with AI? This gets rid of the power trip and political bias that seeps into every subreddit... especially worse for city and front page subreddits.
It’s not. CVNA has that TSLA/PLTR energy where fundamentals don’t matter.
Fridays and Mondays are usually good for TSLA📈
My TSLA stock has been down for like 4 days straight now. 4 days ago was when I bought this position You can see how big of an effect I have on stocks
Held my TSLA puts overnight. going to be cooked by the morning like they always are. One of these days I'll hit!
I've never heard of Digg. Unclear what your AI comment was about. They said the same thing about TSLA and competition coming, ABNB, UBER, MSFT, AAPL, all had "competition coming" and still persevered. Competition is good for markets, it forces said market and companies in them to continuously improve or die. If Digg is a competitor for RDDT and it does take off losing RDDT market share then it would need to reflect in their annual and quarterly statements for the stock to crumble. Until then it still has a buy rating from me.
TSLA has been consolidating for 2 weeks. A big move is getting T’d up
It wasn't even 12 months ago I made money on TSLA 220 puts.. XD
INTC is the poor man’s NVDA with the PE 10x worse than TSLA
1. Required per copyright. 2. $OKLO is my favorite due to upcoming ‘26 catalysts, first-mover advantage, and build/own/operate model vs peers which enables hyper-scalability. I see them as a baby TSLA/SpaceX in terms of industry disruption and potential.
TSLA wants to ruin the bol party 🎉
my biggest regret is trying to trade TSLA. shit sinks my money
uh oh, my TSLA puts triggered. time to lose some money.
!banbet TSLA -4% 9d
Man I used to be a certified TSLA hater... but I get it now. Who fuckin cares what the company does, it doesnt matter. Its literally free money.
Dude fuck META. Stupid POS stock drops the most on red days. And recovers the least on green days. -2% two days in a row. Then today when it's green, it's like a smidge over half a percent. All the while shit like NVDA and TSLA are up 1-2% like it's business as usual. How the fuck is META not rocketing rn. QE is back. META is laying off dead weight in the metaverse. They have strong demand for META glasses. And they have the lowest P/E ratio of the MAG7. Why in the goddamn fuck is all that true, yet when I buy in, it just shits the bed week after fucking week.
I bought TSLA puts yesterday. Of course would be green today, man TSLA it’s impossible LMAOOOOOOOO
wouldn't you buy a put if anything you said was remotely true, especially in this thread? Why are you wasting your time. I have been doing this since covid when TSLA was 1370 two splits ago. my cost basis is in the 90s. Have fun.
Tesla 440....Sell a 400 put a month out....TSLA crashes to 200 after....congrats you lost 20k....lol
Positions TSLA. Selling Puts should have been taught in high school as a means of employment.
Any TSLA rebound means it will go up 60 points. Regard TSLAbull strength.
Twitter and xAI will get rolled in to TSLA at some point as well.
Like earnings matter to TSLA - it has risen beyond such backwards notions
Please refer to INTC, PLTR, and TSLA as examples of how fundamentals don't matter
For a 3 year window the bond mix looks reasonable, but the equity side has a few names that can swing more than people expect. I’d at least sanity check sentiment on TSLA or AMD with something like Prospero ai so volatility doesn’t derail the plan.
The best part about investing primarily in VTWAX is that you can generally stop worrying about all of this. US doing well? Great, ~60% of your investment is in the US. US do something stupid? Great, ~40% of your investment is outside the US. You're always going to look back and think "I should have gone all in on NVDA" or TSLA or whatever, but if you actually act on all of those impulses you'll go broke. Yes, maybe you miss out on some growth but you can sleep at night that there's not much else you could have done to de-risk yourself from the nonsense and preserve your wealth while beating inflation.
own the Mag 7 before they were the Mag 7. it's what I did. bought all if them during the slump of 2022 and have beaten the S&P by 100% since then. also take some chances. Put 2k into CRWD and am at 200% return. also buy companies with good fundamentals that got caught in a bad selloff. Put money in Shopify after it fell 80% and got 300% so far. buy companies that offer genuinely good and profitable services. Spotify is at 300% return for me. also hold strong on companies that have good fundamentals and are undervalued. MU was underperforming the S&P when I was trimming my portfolio in Jan 25 (I offloaded AMD, VISA, and trimmed MSFT, AAPL positions), but it just didn't make sense to me. MU P/E was 11 while similar companies were at 20-30. this is back when they were at \~$100/share. "I liked the stock" so I held it. and now they have been caught up in the AI boom really tho, just invest in the giants. AAPL, MSFT, GOOG, AMZN, TSLA, META, NVDA. hell even Walmart has beat the S&P since I bought it. it's not too complicated to beat the S&P. i'm only 3 years in on my portfolio, so it could just be luck, but idk
Short answer. Straddles are rough, especially intraday. What you are seeing is mostly IV, not price. Near the open IV is very high and very jumpy. It can rise and drop in seconds even when the stock barely moves. That is why the straddle looks fine one moment and then suddenly dumps. It feels random but it is just volatility settling down. About bias. Even when calls and puts look equal, there is still a hidden lean. In fast names like TSLA, a quick drop often kills IV faster than an upside move helps it. So after the move it feels like the straddle was wrong sided from the start, even if you could not see it before. Those flash drops are classic IV crush. Nothing special happened. The market just decided there was less uncertainty. Liquidity shows up, range stalls, and IV collapses fast. That usually happens in the first 15 to 45 minutes. Price does not need to move for this to happen. This is why you see straddles jump to 13.10 and then fall to 12.20 in seconds. Greeks update fast, market makers reprice, and boom, premium is gone. A few things that help in practice. Avoid the first 15 to 30 minutes. This alone saves a lot of pain. If IV is already high for the day, long straddles are fighting the market. If you trade 0 to 3 DTE, treat it like a quick momentum play, not a hold. If you want to hold longer, use more DTE like one to two weeks. Once IV starts dropping, hoping for a move usually makes it worse. Big mindset shift. Intraday straddles are mostly volatility trades, not direction trades. If IV is falling, price has to move a lot just to break even. Many traders eventually move to butterflies or calendars because they behave better with IV. Plain straddles near the open are unforgiving. Tracking trades helps a lot. Seeing when wins came from IV versus price makes patterns obvious fast. For transparency I founded this website [ProTraderDashboard.com/invest](http://ProTraderDashboard.com/invest) and it helps with that. Nothing you described is strange. This is just how straddles behave, especially on names like TSLA.
Bro come over to TSLA gang member
" hello mom and dad, is my room in the basement still available" ? Yes, TSLA stock will take some time to make me rich
If Cathie’s target for TALA is 2600, then why does she keep selling TSLA stocks????
TSLA & CVNA are talked about plenty
Please tell me the next NVDA, PLTR, TSLA or SLV!
Well yeah TSLA sales dont reflect their stock price so idk why you mentioned sales.
Except TSLA, it'll miss and hit $600. If it hits then we r in trouble
Cathie Wood sold 86K shares of TSLA, 19K TSM and 126K U and she bought over 100K shares of AVGO.
TSLA to have the complete rando 7% Green Day any day now
So, I bought a Subaru Solterra a few weeks ago, didn't bother to do any research on the long term viability of EVs in America first. Whoops. Upside - TSLA puts pretty much have to pay out as long as they're a few months out, right?