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I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
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> We have to see how these companies do in downturns. TSLA out performed the rest of the MAG7 during the last downturn... UNTIL Elon kept dumping billions and billions on the open market every few months and it finally crashed (and then doubled within a month or two)
Micron fundamentals came under my radar on 01/29/2026 enough for me to invest $50k from the sale of all my TSLA stock on Micron at $434 a share! Took $60k worth of profits at $700’s, $900’s, $1200’s and within 5 months rotated those profits into 26.76 shares of Sandisk at $1864.18 a share. Taking sandisk profits from low $2000’s and rotating back to Micron adding to my remaining 30 shares at $440.88 a share! Also day/swing trading with MUU SNXX and SNDG
So puts on TSLA and SPCX?
If you buy calls you support humanity building space colonies If you buy puts you support the IDF It’s really that simple Be on the right side of history TSLA 400C
Meanwhile I put $20k into my Roth and defintely did not forget about it as I drove it to $0 with TSLA puts.
Go and say this about SPCX or TSLA or even NVDA or AMD or MU LOL
No shit - I think the OPs strat is to take a look at which meme stocks have had a good runup and then buy at the top. How TF are you down 18% on TSLA when it's at $363 now, that's something. And buying RKLB at \~128, like why?
Is now a good time to full port TSLA?
TSLA do that thing where you rip non-stop for 30 mins pleaaaase
TSLA shouldn't even be close to 365, it should burn back down to 300.
Spent the morning scalping TSLA and MU calls
Guys, please look at 1m TSLA chart today and tell me this is natural trading pattern. I could put a ruler to these lines. No other stock does this, Tesla does this all the time.
TSLA in 360s is a multi generational wealth building opportunity
TSLA is holding tons of 🌽 corn you little men
Is TSLA the GOAT meme stock?
TSLA is king of natural movement every day
TSLA action been crazy today
Just let TSLA dump, Elon needs it a lot lower than spcx anyway.
MMs just rotating through SPY stocks to keep it afloat is disgusting. Now on to TSLA from NVDA.
-1% isn't really a big move for TSLA tho
Another flat open where the majority of stocks are down and TSLA is one of the few green.
Dear Ber Jesus, if you can make two things go to red let it be TSLA and GLD
I hate these fucking rats, man. Always hiding in AAPL or TSLA when everything is going down
The tourism videos in Beijing show it clearly. TSLA showroom will have one model on the floor and that’s it. The Chinese companies will have a dozen models to sit in
I still believe Elon has been waiting for the valuation gap between $SPCX and $TSLA to be large enough so that he can make an attractive offer that makes good on his promise of taking care of loyal Tesla shareholders. With SpaceX now steady at ~$2T market cap, and Tesla at $1.4T, he can propose a "merger-of-equal" at a 40%-ish premium for Tesla.
it is kinda crazy how TSLA was the most retarded stock in history and then SPCX is >5x more retarded
"sure SPCX should behave more rational than TSLA"
Spcx trades at 2.1T, TSLA at 1.15T, aapl at 39 PE, CRWV at 44B. Theres hilariously hilarious nonsense everywhere.
NVDA and TSLA please go up more
TSLA PE ratio has been insane for like 10 years
This is ridiculous! How is TSLA not up more on no news? This game is rigged.
Not arguing with you on that, it's just that reality will catch up one day and up until that time it's pure gambling to invest in TSLA or SPXC. That's why I said OP got lucky and shouldn't get cocky.
I donated $6000 to elons family office last year on TSLA puts
Why does TSLA always look like it needs me to buy PUTS
What a disgusting move in TSLA. They've reprogrammed the algos to screw call buyers just the same as put buyers
Just look at that Λ on TSLA chart today! It's fully perfect
TSLA just did a perfect reverse V, a Λ
Everytime I buy call. Insta 40% down. Literally got a notice that my TSLA is down 20% now 🤣
Starting to think TSLA is the easiest stock to trade options on
TSLA about to 🚀🚀🚀 Tesla roadster
You know I actually correctly bet on TSLA, but was too scared of getting rugged and left early, I'm pissed now
TSLA roadster nitrous boost activate 🚀🚀🚀
TSLA may not dump this year with oil being stupid
TSLA might be the greatest stock I’ve ever traded.
TSLA 370 calls will likely print today
Vanguard trade notifications be like "hey remember when you sold TSLA back in college before Mary broke up with you 10 years ago? Here's your receipt"
GD it TSLA - after I close my calls...
**BanBet Lost** — /u/restartilife (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $365.01 → $390.00 | +6.8% | 5d | Lost |
+ 8.4k on TSLA puts today cause fuck elon
**BanBet Lost** — /u/jungmalshileo (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $356.66 → $385.00 | +7.9% | 1d | Lost |
SPCX and TSLA unaffected
TSLA thinks its holding on but that shit is gonna drop hard. Call Options that squeezed it to $350+ getting toasted
There goes the semis. Meanwhile TSLA and SPCX still green lmao. What a joke.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $357.24 | +7.5% | Sep 21, 1:08 AM |
Meanwhile complete scams like SPCX, TSLA and CVNA are having a spliff by the pool
And now most NYSE stocks are down. You have a QQQ held up by SPCX and a bit of TSLA. Lol.
Closed out my TSLA CCs, now we can moon?
Pick your poison on any ETF really SPY QQQ SPX IWM More leverage with stuff like SOXL or TQQQ SQQQ Or gamble on some specific tickers that get blasted on here like MU or classic stuff like TSLA
You are regarded. NVDA is green. TSLA is green META is green AAPL is green GOOGL is green...
That’s great, good grab. I wasn’t saying other stocks weren’t gonna be good or do better. I have many other investments but I was saying I see the value in TSLA, it will grow a lot real soon and it has made me a lot of money these last few weeks. I do equities and options trading and make money when they go up or down I don’t really care about the company but I care about the money I can make.
TSLA flying car next month and all you can do is 1.4%?
Comparing SPCX or TSLA to enron would be more accurate
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $420.00 (above) | $370.20 | $363.50 | +13.5% | Sep 23, 2:11 PM | | **Record** | 0W - 4L | 0% | - | - | - |
The rats are hiding in TSLA today
Salt on the wound is you look at SPCX and TSLA green, then you look at GOOGL and AMZN and shit has been dying non stop everyday.
SPCX and TSLA flying again for no apparent reason
TSLA is going to the moon confirmed. Had PUTS for since session started and any chance it goes down, it gets shot up 5 times what it went down. SWITCHED TO CALLS FOR THE MOON!
Imagine if TSLA open at 360 and SPCX at 146
Why TSLA and SPCX barely moving??
Strikes: 748 Put / 770 Call Long Call (770, back month, exp 9/25): 10.44% -> 11.39% (+0.95pp) Short Call (770, front month, exp 9/18): 12.11% -> 14.51% (+2.40pp) Long Put (748, back month, exp 9/25): 16.77% -> 16.98% (+0.21pp) Short Put (748, front month, exp 9/18): 20.11% -> 22.05% (+1.94pp) Call-side IV spread (Short - Long): +1.67pp -> +3.12pp Put-side IV spread (Short - Long): +3.34pp -> +5.07pp Here’s is the more specific data regarding the Iv of the individual options. I understand that the IV is moving against me here, but I may not have fathomed that this is a severe move because I’m used to trading on individual stocks, 2% IV would not really be relevant for something like TSLA. Is this actually going very poorly? It’s hard to find online what kind of IV I should expect, if you have any ideas where to look, send them my way please.
Still watching TSLA and buying these low to mid 350’s
I’ve been getting fucked on TSLA and spcx for a while now
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $385.00 (above) | $356.66 | $356.61 | +7.9% | 19h 23m |
It's real simple... $TSLA will trade at a roughly 30% discount to $SPCX prior to an official merger announcement. Elon will give TSLA holders 30% premium to match SpaceX valaution soon
TSLA-The year’s almost over and we still don’t have a date for Tesla’s 2026 Annual Shareholder Meeting Do I smell a Spacex Tesla merger being prepared
I bought a Tesla and put all my port(not much) into TSLA. Is this the way?
I have SPCX and TSLA calls for tomorrow, bad move?
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $385.00 (above) | $356.66 | +7.9% | 23h 60m |
I want to watch TSLA dump into oblivion
Bought TSLA puts cuz idgaf
The shithead stocks PLTR SPCX SNDK TSLA all going down FUCK YES!!!!! Reality strikes!!!!!
like buying TSLA in late 2021, yes
Start with $1 million and buy TSLA calls
who said TSLA ? clever shit