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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA 0DTEs are actual crack
TSLA puts my brains says no but my guts say yes
When is the djt and TSLA rug pull scheduled for?
TSLA should be $10
They’re bringing out everything to keep TSLA from going green
Soon you'll learn that shorting TSLA has never been a good idea
[TSLA Profits Source](https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/01/teslas-2024-financial-results-are-out-and-theyre-terrible/) >For the whole of 2024, Tesla saw a 6 percent drop in automotive revenues, down to $77 billion. Energy generation and storage increased by 67 percent to a total of $10 billion. Services grew by 27 percent during the year, bringing in $10.5 billion in revenue. >But gross profits fell by 1 percent, with net profits falling by a huge 53 percent to **$7.1 billion for the year**, making this Tesla’s worst year since 2021, when it made just $5.5 billion in profit. [Toyota Profit Source](https://pressroom.toyota.com/tmc-announces-april-through-december-2024-financial-results/) >TOYOTA CITY, Japan (Feb. 5, 2025) — Consolidated vehicle sales totaled approximately 7,000,000 units, a decrease of approximately 295,000 units compared to the same period last fiscal year. On a consolidated basis, net revenues for the period totaled 35.673 trillion yen ($233.2 billion), an increase of 4.9%. Operating income decreased from 4.240 trillion yen ($29.7 billion) to 3.679 trillion yen ($24.0 billion), while income before income taxes was 5.430 trillion yen ($35.5 billion). **Net income increased from 3.947 trillion yen ($27.6 billion) to 4.100 trillion yen ($26.8 billion)**. >These are publicly traded companies, you can easily look at these numbers yourself. Yet here you are so confidently wrong.
"Surely today is the day TSLA Puts bros win." Ohohoho you sillies.
Never underestimate TSLA’s regard strength
> I’m not even in TSLA Pick up the phone and start buying.
I’m not even in TSLA, I just don’t like the stock
Market can pump for all I care, just let TSLA drill to earths core
i would collar PLTR or TSLA asap, those are ticking time bombs
0dte options especially on large companies like TSLA or META are like crack but worse. I never tried crack and never will but I just assume.
There‘s always a limit to vibe investing. TSLA is long overdue
Who is buying TSLA at this price ???
TSLA is so fucking regarded lmao
I've been long TSLA since early 2013, so we're on opposite sides. I have made several generations worth of wealth from TSLA, so I love the stock.
TSLA pump to 490 to end flat
TSLA goes up, MSFT goes down. They are playing us. And I cant quit!
Redditors struggling with the concept of a meme stock. TSLA could keep going up. It could collapse tomorrow. No way to tell.
TSLA needs to go back to its real position at 150
Sooo... TSLA is basically SPY Inverse ETF
TSLA down GOOG up NOW
\> big tech company Which one? MSFT or AAPL? TSLA or PLTR? Big difference in risk there. Even if you are sure you want to unwind, if you own one of the first two, you can test out these enhanced folks with 10% or something like that. If it is something like one of the latter two, more speed in unwinding probably makes more sense.
TSLA just needs to die already
TSLA always drops on opex days
ngl, if TSLA gets its shit together, we are gonna run
cmon, TSLA - get your cult together and take us to new QQQ highs
$TSLA daily candles look similar to the breakout from 9/11, especially 9/15-10/2 Some violent swings there, low tick is near $400, high tick of $471 Can really smash any short dated positions, irrespective of direction Can’t ever forget that tsla is an og memegod +/-$50 is always on the table
SPY wants 680 and TSLA thinks its Funny to just StockSlop
TSLA puts were just that easy today huh
TSLA puts over the weekend for sure 🤫
I don't think there are any reasons to sell; the market seems to be correcting. If we look at the chart, TSLA is still higher than it was a month ago.
Made a quick $20 on TSLA call. What should I spend my newfound riches on?
If TSLA slices the $475 support it could almost immediately cut to $470
TSLA merging with DJT, super true
TSLA over here on a side quest.
BTO 2x more TSLA 12/26 480c @8.58; Holding 5x @12.36 avg cb; BTO 2x more ORCL 12/26 195c @3.46; Holding 4x @3.75 avg CB I really like the GeV chart but I got a bunch of shares in the ROTH also so I’m not adding more to that yet
BTO 2x more TSLA 12/26 480c @8.58; Holding 5x @12.36 avg cb; BTO 2x more ORCL 12/26 195c @3.46; Holding 4x @3.75 avg CB I really like the GeV chart but I got a bunch of shares in the ROTH also so I’m not adding more to that yet
Everyone confused by TSLA, did you really think MM were going to pay out the $500C today :)
Lmfao I forgot to type TSLA and I kept typing TSLR
Just got a notification to buy TSLA at 475, i must have been drunk
TSLA no one steps in at 475 and we're donezo
TSLA down, everything else up. The market is healing.
Congratulations to our (not you, TSLA) nice Santa rally
TSLA that’s not a god damn V what the fuck is that!?
OP listen to this man. You're either going to get "TSLA valuation makes no sense" or "Waymo has lidar and its better" Id suggest reading their financials to actually understand what's happening. Not just thr 3 FS but the notes and everything else that goes into it. It'll give you a sense of the direction the company is going to
Yeah TSLA is cooked. Fuck this
Everyone expects TSLA to do something so it will do nothing. A tale as old as time
out of all stonks I decided to buy calls on TSLA today
TSLA sub 450 come Monday it’s looking
Cathie, sell some TSLA
TSLA gunna fall allday again like the other day oof
TSLA showing its true color the world is healing
TSLA making good scalping patterns
Need a hero to save my TSLA calls. Who wants to volunteer
TSLA could drop $30 any second and I wouldn’t be surprised and it would still be insanely overvalued
Buying tons of absolutely regarded 0dtes TSLA 470 and 460p Djt 14.5p Mstr 150p NVDA 182.5c
TSLA got syphilis from one of you regards
Everything green but META and TSLA LMAO
TSLA please go back to 490 you beast. I’ll never touch you again.
TSLA trying so hard not to fucking die. Keep bouncing off 481 😬
What? I was referring to TSLA he must’ve been referring to SPY
My TSLA 0dtes just got rug pulled
Fuck AMZN I hope bezos fucking does of fucking stroke fuck you sold for lost fucking piece of shit all TSLA gains gone
some of yall see TSLA PE 333 and think BUY
Lol META and TSLA are both extra hated
I just woke up and full ported TSLA 0dte calls. I’m so regarded it’s not even funny.
TSLA toying with bols and bers. LOL
TSLA, join the fucking rally
TSLA is green again so everything else has to go red now. I don’t make the rules!
BTO 2x TSLA 12/26 480c @13.86 holding 3x @14.88 avg cb
BTO 2x TSLA 12/26 480c @13.86 holding 3x @14.88 avg cb
TSLA puts I guess don’t bet against a meme stock
Are you ported into puts? Everybody loves the TSLA smack talk but everybody knows not to actually bet against tesla
TSLA calls are looking tempting af
TSLA back to inversing SPY is the signal of the bull market continuation. All things in balance
So TSLA 1DTE’s paid and AMZN was the one who fucked me.. complete opposite of my thought process last night
Rotation into TSLA in 3.... 2...
TSLA is fated to blow off above 500 today and then do its bets Wile ‘E’ coyote starting this evening.
TSLA losing $1 per minute. At this rate, I will be a millionaire before 2026.
TSLA up 1% before market even opens okay
People think Rivn is the next TSLA when BYD is already the next TSLA and Geely & Al will actually be the next #2.
Do they know that TSLA is a meme stock?
TSLA 500 somehow .. I don’t make the rules
I just woke up from a dream where all of WSB was watching someone bet $250K on TSLA calls just before earnings but then TSLA missed earnings so their position went -90% so they sold and then Elon went on the earnings call and said robotaxis are now available in your house and the stock rallied and then I looked at my phone and it was actually me who made those trades anyways, good morning fam