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Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
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it's the emergency energy expansion mandated by trump's executive order yesterday. TSLA is building some bullshit power plant in houston
TSLA goes from -1% to +0.25% in an hour. I will take it
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $370.00 (above) | $352.40 | $352.78 | +5.0% | Sep 4, 6:17 PM |
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $370.00 (above) | $352.40 | +5.0% | Sep 4, 6:17 PM |
is anyone expecting TSLA to pump tomorrow for their cybercab launch event?
Just full ported 2x TSLA stock 2 days ago and down 7% but gonna hold till 2050. Not touching my port anymore
Bottom feel out for TSLA. But there's always the save as well. Can be frustrating if you're holding puts.
It is 85%meme and concern there is going to be a HUGE dump then long term huge pump after something silly happens. Recall when Elon smoked weed on Joe Rogan and TSLA dumped 10%. My timing is probably WAY OFF but eh
How fast would TSLA and SPCX drop if Musk had a heart attack? Lol
Eyeing TSLA 350p. Getting close to pulling the trigger.
Every time I bought TSLA calls, it dumped.
Fuckin TSLA over here hanging on for dear life
Monday TSLA pump, Tuesday AAPL pump, Wednesday NVDA pump…. Who next
You aren't fooling anyone TSLA Just go back to 360
TSLA story makes a lot of sense with oil and diesel finally breaking out and the caverns going into emergency levels. Cybertruck can be used to haul goods, too, it has great pulling capacity.
Spy green, TSLA and MSTR puts printing
TSLA, as always, the stupidest stock ever
pump TSLA pls im down i entered at 355
You have a better chance making money on TSLA than fucking GOOGL. It is crazy to me.
TSLA will moon today to then crater after the event
Calls.. the war is over. Calls.. Actually, TSLA calls on their robo taxi launch on the 3rd.. I think in Houston? And buy rating maintained with a 400 dollar price target.. calls..
!banbet TSLA -30% 3m
TSLA September Seasonality 📊 Average historical return: +4.9% Recent years have been explosive: • 2024: +24.2% • 2025: +35.0% Earlier years were mixed (some red, some modest green).
TSLA has a $1.4T valuation with a pe of 346 and a track record of slipping timelines for unsupervised self-driving may never come to fruition because they’re going 1) no lidar and 2) end to end. Even if they pull it off, it’s not clear what they are monetizing: rent out your car so it drives Uber and brings in money while you sleep, rapidly becoming a cheap and low margin service? Or Tesla semi which has a 400 mile range, and which isn’t comparable to cars because liability and safety standards are far greater and they’re STILL doing no lidar? AUR is richly valued but is 1) fully proven for commercial, driverless operations, 2) vastly ahead of all competition for Class 8 trucks on public roads, 3) in the early days of scaling from 20 trucks to thousands within a year, 4) at a $11B valuation. If your thesis is that autonomous trucking is inevitable, one of these is an obviously pure expression of that thesis, and the other is a whole bunch of hype and Elon side projects.
TSLA, robotic is going to be the next big thing. LLM's are boring now, we need something new
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 2W - 2L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $380.00 (above) | $355.71 | +6.8% | Sep 9, 2:04 AM |
AAPL needs to pull a TSLA and fall hard tomorrow
This is a no-brainer to sell the losers and TSLA for roughly zero net tax burden, *and put it into a 2-year CD* or similar. To take that sale and put it into a 100% US equity position, for a mere two-year time horizon, I say is absolutely reckless.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Casualhotpockets (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $368.55 → $393.98 | +6.9% | 1d | Lost |
Didn’t I say yesterday TSLA puts we’re gonna
How is TSLA still above $30?
Does anyone think this TSLA Cybercab launch could send the stock flying? I’m no Elon fanboy or shareholder, but depending on what this launch entails and possible expansion details this could be a catalyst
It should be the opposite of what we’re seeing folks. The higher oil goes, the more $TSLA should theoretically go up. More Tesla vehicle sales, more energy products sold, more FSD, more semis, more charging and more servicing will be added.
I know this is liquidating so many TSLA calls used to gamma squeeze it. That shit is about to be in a world of hurt. Also Elmo needs to build like 1 million Optimus robots by Xmas right?
Red Day APPLE, MSFT, NVDA, GOOG, AMZY, META, TSLA...are known as the magnificent seven and largely influence the market, even can with penny stocks, especially around sentiment. 5 of the 7 are red right now.
Don't you have better things to do? Like dump TSLA
TSLA better reclaim 359 or its lights out.
Where is my TSLA cult, pump it already 😁, it’s cheaper
TSLA calls always screw me
And TSLA back down to hell after dummy pump pattern continues. Thank you for the money.
Those TSLA puts I bought at close yesterday looking real nice now
if TSLA gaps back down ill be so hype
Wonder if TSLA will gap down after it went up on pure retardium yesterday
TSLA with the 300+ PE gonna hit 400
I should have sold my TSLA calls I am so dumb
why did you think TSLA might go up todat for this call?
Yeah that’s the point off post - to help find stuff not hyped - I’ve made so much on these hyped names already - I’m sure I’ll make a ton more. TSLA I’ve made too much from COVID to now - will 10x maybe sure - i already own it Low market cal with higher risk is always nice to risk
TSLA puts gonna print tomorrow
All I ask of our Korean friends is, take profits on TSLA. Let's get this bitch back under 350. Then you for your attention to this matter.
Somehow made 2k off of TSLA puts today, so I put 1k more on 2DTE TSLA puts at mkt close.
TSLA calls seem to be the move rn…might reach 400 with the cybercab event coming up
Who got TSLA puts for tomorrow?
Would've made 27k if I bought those TSLA calls in my watchlist
TSLA at 300 was such easy buy
its funny ppl think TSLA is overvalue cus PE ratio. All the name OP listed are all hype
Yeah, but did Markiplier take an interest in TSLA? He didn’t because GPRO is taking us to know place man has gone before
Bought 1k of TSLA 9/2 360Ps at close js cuz. I might have a gambling problem
150% higher than normal volume on a very Green Day for TSLA is very bullish🚀🚀🚀
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $393.98 (above) | $368.55 | +6.9% | 23h 60m |
You’re getting downvoted but TSLA is actually in a great position to rip. With Optimus plus it’s industrial energy side there is quite a lot of upside to be had in the next few years
TSLA is now an AI datacenter electrical company. I guess Elon has plans to provide electricity for all the datacenters.
So TSLA pumped because of Robotaxi? What?!
!banbet TSLA 350 4d
#TSLA headed to $500 LMAO🤌
easy come easy go. Will be back under $300 later this year. Fall is always TSLA short season.
TSLA gonna go back to all-time high… FSD robo-taxis, Semi-trucks, Optimus robots, Terafab🚀🚀🚀
$TSLA sales down YoY Robotaxi just App ride like $LYFT $UBER $GOOG Waymo Carbon credit no more Higher rate hurting sales No revenue from humanoid robot Keep buzzing
TSLA about to Kermit cock x2
$TSLA is earnings important anymore or buzzing by social media more important?
!banbet TSLA 350 4d
robotic sector you are the missing companies with the best manufacturing capability in the USA TSLA
Ok TSLA ur turn to SNDK
How many buying TSLA robots, Humanoid ? Like Solar city like hype, then go under
$TSLA $QQQ $ITB At higher rate, consumers cutting big ticket item, like EV, housing, RV etc
TSLA was ripping today. Then entire market dump beside NVDA.
Is AUR worht it? Driverless trucks or is TSLA safer with equal upside potential
TSLA has been negative ytd for most of the year the entire year, though? And for most the last couple years its been range-bound at best.
Yeah. Sure and TSLA randomly makes them now. Of course! And they will take the 500m+ liability risk on it. Of course!