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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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My port is 50k META 20k MSFT and 50k TSLA how fucked am I
Why yes, I sold all my calls through all the pumps today and ended the day holding a single TSLA 380c for Friday. What about you?
Pure speculation. Elon has always wanted X to be an "everything app". That would include a payment platform. Elon also has a history with Paypal. Elon also has an extremely overvalued IPO coming up and desperately needs to pull some rabbits out of his hat to justify the valuation. Paypal is sitting at an extremely attractive valuation. It has a new CEO who stands to make a boatload of money if he can get the stock price above $125. And the company is large enough that the number of buyers who could acquire the whole business is limited. Paypal's CEO could try and turn the company around, find ways to grow the business, continue expanding margins. But that would require work. The easiest path for the Paypal CEO to make his boatload of incentives would be to get a buyer to pay a substantial premium over the current share price. But as mentioned, the number of potential buyers out there is small, and most of them are probably not going to bid more than 20-30% over the current share price. So how do you get around this? You break off a chunk of your business, sell it to Elon for a substantial premium in exchange for extremely overpriced shares in his IPO. You hold onto those shares (rather then distributing them to shareholders) and then you hope that once the dust settles, some of the P/E multiple from the hot IPO flows back onto the core business. If the CEO can get the P/E ratio into the low 20's, which is below the S&P500 average, he hits his max incentives. I am normally loathe to read about folks fantasies of their favorite stock getting acquired by TSLA or NVDA. Almost always it is just pure fantasy. But in this scenario it actually makes a lot of sense. When you have a significantly overvalued stock, one of the best things you can do is leverage that to buy up deals. And as mentioned, Elon has already indicated he would like X to expand into payments among other things.
Google: Since when my valuation is lower than TSLA? It never happens!
can I introduce you to TSLA?
TSLA being able to bullshit its way to green while real companies get dicked down 😭😭
I have a cost basis of under 10 in NVDA, TSLA, GOOG don’t really feel safe. Can’t imagine the poor SOBs who bought these at higher prices. May not recover until 2046 after reality hits soon.
Can we vote to evict META from the Mag7 for AVGO yet? TSLA is at least the amusing class clown.
Andddd my poot spread is dead on MSFT unless they come on and do some elon during TSLA earnings shit
TSLA calls on all these MAG 7 earnings is the way
Is INTC the new TSLA?
TSLA please go back to 380
These TSLA green candles are diabolical
there is a thing called TSLA
TSLA been down long enough today- it's going to head to $390 for no fucking reason whatsoever
I'm not sure what your argument is really. The S&P is beating TSLA returns by more than 20% since TSLA was included in the S&P in 2020. It had its meme phase, its now nearing reality, and is far below all time highs. PLTR is still in meme phase with a PE well over 200 still, though down from 650 given it is 35% below ATH. Numbers are numbers my guy. The market moves memes, for sure, and if you want to buy them then have it. I am just addressing OP's question.
What do you mean see TSLA / PLTR? They are close to ATH (20-30% down just like MSFT) and have been chugging along better than most stocks especially considering their size. 500% last 5 years for PLTR, TSLA up close to 50% but see it's trajectory over the last 10 years..?
I'm honestly not sure what I should do. I bought TSLA $430 calls expiring July 17 just a week ago that are down about $35,000. Is there any hope TSLA gets one of those super runs and hits like $450 by mid June? I could really use it...
Why is TSLA theat cucking everyone
It doesn't matter what happens in the real world. TSLA will pump $10 from here because.
AMZN calls seem so obvious for earnings that it's too obvious. It's almost like you have to buy puts because ... well who the fuck knows. All I do know is that TSLA will go up based on AMZN earnings because they have nothing to do with eachother and TSLA doesn't need a reason to go up.
I have a straddle on Google and 2 puts on TSLA. How screwed am I?
People talk about PLTR or TSLA being extremely overvalued. But have you see ASTS revenue and numbers compared to market cap? Lmao
I would have been stopped out on my TSLA calls on that drop to 370 but fortunately idk how to use that feature
Everybody lend me your energy. This is Goku and I’m trying to defeat Majin Buu, i need your help in raising the stock price of Costco, Nvidia, TSLA & NETFLIX so i may unload these bags on the evil majin buu
TSLA is due for a rally cmon it should be 500 by now since SPY is 700 for weeks now
Too many people bought TSLA puts. MM fucking us.
GOGOGOGO TSLA keep drilling
Consider how bipolar TSLA moved for the past 2 days. It can shoot 5% in any direction just for fun anyday now
Here comes TSLA with retarded strength
TSLA is gonna stay in this channel hell 372-381 until SoaceX IPO
TSLA is allergic to making money
Already sold my puts TSLA, you can either go green or earths core
This giant ass wall on TSLA at 371 is killing me
Come on TSLA, you know you want to go to 363 today
i drew lines on graph and made TSLA V.
Can TSLA reach back to 400?
I would not touch SpaceX. But do own a decent chunk of Alphabet and this is very good for the company as they own a sizeable chunk. But what I will be interested to see is how TSLA reacts. I suspect there will be a decent number of TSLA retail investors that sell and buy SpaceX. Even more so with the tax change in the US where you in 2026 basically get a free $98,900 of capital gains.
While the new guy seems good, we are like two successions away from Betkshire Hathaway turning into some Bill Ackman-esque regarded permabol monstrosity that yolo plays shit like ORCL and TSLA at the top
Might have to just go all in on 0dte TSLA today
You’re going to lose $5k before you hit a 10x on $150 OTM call options, particularly on a ticker like Google. NBIS premiums are expensive, but IV will drop Some and they’ll come down a bit. The thing is, it is a stock that can run $10-15 overnight. And they are going to be over $200 this yr unless macro fucks up The market. Not FA, nothing is guaranteed. This is a casino. Buy $15 or $150 worth of lottos on your favorite mag7 tickers every month, but big tech like Goog doesn’t swing $150 overnight. Maybe I’ll be wrong this ER and it’ll get fully repriced at $450 bc of their stake in anthropic space x, etc lol. Doubt it tho bun. TSLA and Meta can move $50 in a few days, so I guess that may have a better chance, but you need to understand volatility crush as well. And IV spikes leading up to earnings, which increases premiums on options. Once the earnings event ends, if it doesn’t move in your direction, or you’re positioned 50% out of the money on a 10% move in the direction you needed, volatility will drop by morning and will suck 8% of those gains right back out. I’m makng up numbers right now but hoping this is teaching you something. A stock that is primed for a new leg up and is volatile - APLD. Most APLD investors believe it should be $40-45 right now, with a 45-60$ price target at current guidance and revenue. It just pulled back and had very good news drop last week. Primed for new ath (which was 42-43? I believe). Good luck out there, I hope you hit you’re 100x 🫡 ✌️
Looking for INTC and TSLA to rippppp tomorrow
I'm personally thinking of loading calls for the run up to the event and selling 1-2 days beforehand. I get your logic but I think both TSLA and SpaceX will crater post-IPO until the latter finds some equilibrium. I'm also selling my RKLB leaps that week too.
Anyone think TSLA can break ATH by mid July?
The market thinks his public company TSLA is worth 1.4T dollars. The market pays a premium because of Musk
The real ones kicked out TSLA and replaced with AVGO
Because women have options. As long as they're remotely young/attractive/fuckable enough, they can always do better, and live off of you while shopping around for the next schlub. When they inevitably go bankrupt at around 50 years of age, they'll come find you - if you're still alive and have a place to sleep. Women are TSLA, you are FFIE.
Court reporter that drew the pictures of court today drew Sam Altman as a chump and Elon as some Hugh Grant looking dude. Calls on TSLA
What will happen first? HOOD adopts the gold credit card for users or TSLA has robotaxis?
It’s the same sort of technology bet as TSLA. it’s not about current revenue per se but what the company has achieved, what its trajectory seems to be, what it’s moat is in Buffet speak. SpaceX currently completely dominates Space launch. Last year they launched 90% of all the mass humans put in space. This year will be higher. When Starship V4 is fully operational in a couple years it will have 99%+ of all the mass humanity launches. The other 1% will be everybody else including Russia, China, Europe, India, Japan, ULA, Rocket Lab, Blue Origin, etc. SpaceX plans to make quite a lot of this mass Space based AI inference satellites and a gigantic near earth Internet Constellation that functionally replaces terrestrial telecoms. So the plan is they will be critical to scaling AI infrastructure and Internet infrastructure. Will this happen? Who knows, but if it does they are worth buying at only $2 Trillion market cap. It’s plausible. The context is a market investing Trillions in AI on the bet it will completely transform technology and the economy and that’s currently a hard fact. Markets are making that bet.
CoPilot says go full port on MSFT but Grok says full port TSLA while Facebook AI says full port META so I'm not sure what to do.
Up 19% but NVDA puts and TSLA puts are killing me with that V
Puts on INTC make the most sense. Whether a hedge or you think tech is going to tank. Pick the company that is overbought and makes negative money. You can’t bet against NVDA, AVGO, GOOGL, hell even betting against AMZN is a bad idea. And everyone knows MSFT is nitro gay, that’s old news, and TSLA has that TISM STRENGTH like your weirdo cousin. Bulls, bears unite. Puts on INTC, piece of shit company.
Don't look at OP. Look at the sentiment in the comments. That's the WBS inverse. If you have been here long enough then you can see it. Remember INTC or TSLA or really any stock that someone goes all in on and everyone bags it. Remember Reddit sentiment??
Real companies want the valuation of TSLA imo
Why not $2T? Since we are just making up numbers. Given that TSLA has a ridiculous 350 PE, I’d expect something similar for SpaceX. Elon can just cook up some wild ideas and everyone will buy the stock.
$TSLA ends green is gonna be normal at this point for me. The only ticker that I don't double inverse myself
So my NVDA calls are almost recovered but wtf is wrong with TSLA
TSLA either face ripper to 420 or to 300
TSLA calls and CAR puts will make me rich
Just woke up from a 10 year coma. TSLA FSD must be out now, no? Have we visited mars yet? Elawn?
Adding 2 lotto TSLA 390c weekly here
And TSLA 300 soon, and 450 soon, and 250 soon, and so on and so forth.
Finally TSLA bounce
If TSLA somehow finishes green i'm gonna lose it.
TSLA closes around 378, me thinks
Excellent points and totally agree with you. I got out because right or wrong, in capital markets (especially with such a competitive landscape in both AI and crypto), management NEEDS to know how to message things to the public or investors will move on to something else. (I think about TSLA/NVDA - even when they have bad earnings, they generally always nail the messaging to keep investors’ confidence.) In my opinion, this was a MASSIVE miss in messaging from this management team, and so I think maybe they’re not quite ready for prime time yet. All the best though - truly hope the stock does well, seems like good people in it!
Removed because the title implies something incorrect This is just the maximum possible benefit his compensation can hit. The same way Elon stands to gain something like $1T if TSLA hits $8.5T and a bunch of other metrics He didn't actually get paid it, but he might at some unknown point in the future if a lot of things pan out.
Did the same with TSLA in 2015. Went around bragging that “mY cAgR iS HiGhEr tHaN wArReN bUfFeT!” Made about 20k. Today worth a few cool million.
I already did TSLA 400 by Friday
Yeah it's a good estimate. TSLA went public in 2010; AOL was acquired in 2015
Yes, because TSLA existed 30 years ago
TSLA bulls think theyre analyzing the chart😭😭shit looks smells and sounds bearish 24/7 this is just a tsla casino my sire
TSLA will pump after news comes out! Have to give rich time to sneak in before pump to get richer
Oh theta days, ignore indexes and simply scalp ATM TSLA calls
flight to safety (TSLA)
Would love to see TSLA 362, AMD 311, and INTC 79 today....but thats wishful thinking
Annnnnnd, cue the boosters on the TSLA rocket!
Buddy my largest holding at TSLA, PLTR, and now recently INTC after the 300% run. You gotta run with the bulls
Patience TSLA bols we will get $420.69 tomorrow
Can we all just agree to short TSLA? Like even the bulls. Just fucking do it. Everyone. Full stop.
!banbet $TSLA 390 2d
Hate to break it to the bears, but when tard shit like TSLA is going green, we're not going in a bear market. That will happen when the invasion starts, not before.
TSLA may push higher today too