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TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
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Market down on META/TSLA earnings, up the following week on GOOG/AMZN earnings.
what do guys think about TSLA price after earnings ?
TSLA, PLTR, AMZN ridiculous pumps today.
Is Elon going to buy Tesla at 400$ from himself? Seems bold for the second most overpriced in company to buy the most overpriced company considering both TSLA and SpaceX are money furnaces selling sci-fi dreams to the uneducated masses.
Who's buying TSLA before earnings ?
I mean, I don't think TSLA *is* any better, but something else being an investment completely detached from reality doesn't make crypto automatically a good investment.
sure. TSLA will overshadow and overpower anything RIVN can do. This guy isnt making a Deep Dive, he's doubling down on his existing bags in a hope to break even. He's starting from a losing position, and hoping you'll give him karma or even join him on the SS Titanic. This is pre-loss porn bro
Position: no positions in TSLA or related. You're paying for the Optimus and robotaxi optionality at a premium PE, which is fine if your five-year thesis is intact, but the earnings print is the real near-term risk. Worth setting a price where you'd add or trim before it arrives.
IDK even know why I touch TSLA at this point, when it gets rangebound it stays there, but I still I touch OTM contracts
yeah everything but TSLA
I wouldnt. RIVN is actually the retarded brother of TSLA. There's no juice here that isnt going to get sucked out by tesla
TSLA is a different story. They aren't limited to just EVs. I keep buying and selling options too. It's easy money. RIVN won't do the same, but rooting for you. I won't put my money on it
What are we classifying TSLA as for these purposes lol
Took profits on TSLA puts now waiting out in my SPY 768p to go more in the money
I need a show of hands, all the people that think TSLA is actually going to make a purchasable flying car.
TSLA earning guaranteed to be shit but it’s like a coinflip they merge with SPCX which will bankrupt you if you’re short
TSLA with the rocket thrusters
I’m just asking for TSLA to drop a few bucks that’s all
TSLA goin back to 300 after earnings. Betting my last $5k on it.
Absolutely no pull back on TSLA today crazy
The Schwab data API had a massive 0dte data issue today, but I didn't see the issue in ToS (ThinkOrSwim web and mobile). I.e. my python algo was getting SPX/TSLA/QQQ option chains where all the greeks were set to -999 if they expired today (TSLA for Friday seemed OK). They fixed it 60-90 minutes after market open. It was annoying, but I manually placed my limit orders in ToS instead of relying on the API. Regardless, do not use market orders for options, unless you like surprises Maybe schwab was displaying old/delayed data for that ticker or strike, maybe data packets were being delayed somewhere between Schwab and your network, or between your network and screen (i.e. network or display driver glitch)... but if you used a limit order for the price you wanted this wouldn't have been an issue.
Im too deep on my TSLA short I either finish in profit or at 0 I don’t care
TSLA is going to kickflip to 400 after earnings isn’t it
TSLA really the only stock holding its pump? Melon magic
Guys someone tell me their thory about price action of $TSLA and $SPCX next day after earnings
Somehow I’m always wrong on the direction of TSLA
What do you mean? It's a verified trade. Someone bought $100K of TSLA and is betting it'll go from $367 to $500.
I've heard 0.7 SPCX stock per share of TSLA in an all-stock deal. I'm not sure how either side would want that.
Wait until the TSLA-SPCX merger. Why do you think they spent so much money strapping SPCX technology into a shell of a car to make it do tricks? They're softening TSLA shareholders up for the merge.
I just want to live one day on this earth without being enraged at TSLA price action. See you guys at $350 tomorrow for the panic sell
Anyone buying TSLA or SPCX calls for this earnings week ?
TSLA casually gaining 60 billion of market cap on a 340 p/e and no real pathway to significant investor returns. The CEO is the head of 8 companies and is (allegedly) addicted to ketamine and Twitter. The corruption era smells like shit.
Any guess about TSLA and PSCX and META price actions this week ?
Whats everyone predictions on $TSLA, $SPCX and $META price actions pre and post earning days ?
TSLA to 370 or is that delusional?
TSLA , SPCX, META...whats every take on price action pre and post earning ?
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $350.00 (below) | $367.17 | -4.7% | Wed 11:15 AM ET |
Who tf buy TSLA stock I don’t get it
TSLA puts. my only regarded theory is that TSLA needs to tank so the merger with SPCX is more likely to happen LMAO
TSLA put the thrusters on
TSLA +15 from Friday's low. You can't make this shit up
TSLA will probably have some commentary on physical AI maybe which will also benefit AI macro although they will still have a miss on earnings since they have been lowering EV prices to stay competitive, I guess???
SPCX and TSLA enter the chat.
TSLA about to do another rocket
TSLA dump on Friday started at 10:10. Let's when it happens today.
Wow tsla wow. WHAT THE FUCK TSLA
Lol TSLA do a barrel roll and fuck off
https://preview.redd.it/jbw0raj4ifwh1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a234a6db36f47533713c7819814fa21fccba391 mostly flat some action in MU, TSLA, AMD
TSLA stock moving like the flying roadster
TSLA 10% green type of day
TSLA stop going that way fuh
TSLA 340 by eod... fuck your flying cars...
We probably gonna pump until META/TSLA Earning. If both Earning is good then we should be able to keep pumping. The market knows that nothing will happen with TACO and Iran until Midterm is over. So they'll just keep pumping until near Midterm and take it from there.
Covered my TSLA short a little too early. “I may have been early but I’m not wrong.”
TSLA still about $350 overpriced.
I have a stock tip for you, you didn't hear this from me >!TSLA!<
SPCX and TSLA earnings in the next days. Will be funny 🍿
SPCX and TSLA earning in the next few days. Will be funny 🍿
“Say you have a dog, but you need to create a duck on the financial statements. Fortunately, there are specific accounting rules for what constitutes a duck: yellow feet, white covering, orange beak. So you take the dog and paint its feet yellow and its fur white and you paste an orange plastic beak on its nose, and then you say to your accountants, ‘This is a duck! Don’t you agree that it’s a duck?’ And the accountants say, ‘Yes, according to the rules, this is a duck.’ Everybody knows that it’s a dog, not a duck, but that doesn’t matter, because you’ve met the rules for calling it a duck.” \-TSLA Corporate Handbook
When are TSLA earnings? I’m growing weary of all the news and current events I’ve been consuming. I need some more sci fi / fantasy in my life.
Most? Prob TSLA. Most fun? CAR/Avis on a very special morning near the tail end of ‘21. Or Gamestock
Imagine if Elon put TSLA rocket boosters on cargo ship so they can cross canal without waiting
Ok my father just died and left $500,000. Do I invest it all into TSLA given their recent flying car innovation?
TSLA calls if you have a big wang.
TSLA. I bought at all time high and then it doubled. I sold and it doubled again
TSLQ - buy when TSLA stalls and sell same day
Uhh.. in what world would you afford one with that? TSLA 10x just to reserve the dumbass car lmao
I sincerely hope everything goes to ATHs and beyond. Except TSLA, SPCX, CVNA, and MSTR. Fuk those companies I hope they die
TSLA was +4% on pre-market on Friday…. Remember how that day went?
TSLA retail investors should be sectioned
Yep, you belong here. I could compare anything to anything, it does not make it matter? Do you want me to compare TSLA to a pear? Does that matter? No. Jesus christ dude, at least come back with a good come back. OMG I never said they were the same it's only a comparison. Yeah dude, any normal 5th grade teacher would have shit in your mouth in notes for that bullshit. Grow up.
Here’s the AI slop version for the regards: Stock Reddit implied move Historical average* Initial interpretation NOK ±10.28% 3.3% Unusually expensive-looking BE ±12.15% 16.5% Worth checking for underpriced volatility DECK ±10.56% 11.3% Close to historical WDC ±10.73% 9.4% Roughly in line CLF ±12.38% 11.8% Roughly in line UAL ±7.08% 7.2% Roughly in line 1. Nokia (NOK) — potentially overpriced volatility Earnings: Thursday, October 22, before market open 10.28% implied move vs. 3.3% historical peak intraday average This is the most dramatic discrepancy in your screenshot. A separate options-data source confirms the approximately 10.3% weekly implied move. But there’s a reason Nokia might behave differently now. Nvidia invested $1 billion in Nokia in October 2025, tying its investment story much more closely to AI networking. Possible strategy to examine: An iron condor or another defined-risk premium-selling position, if the actual premiums adequately compensate for the risk. The danger is assuming Nokia’s old low-volatility behavior still applies to a company whose investor base and business narrative have changed. 2. RingCentral (RNG) — potentially underpriced large moves Earnings: Thursday, October 22, after market close 13.26% implied move This one deserves attention because its recent earnings reactions have been extreme. Previous report Stock reaction July 2026 +25.1% May 2026 +0.5% February 2026 +34.4% November 2025 −8.3% Historical earnings reactions reported by TipRanks. Two of its last four reported earnings reactions exceeded 25%. That’s interesting when the current option market implies about 13%. Possible strategy to examine: An at-the-money long straddle or wide strangle if the total debit and bid–ask spreads are reasonable. However, two extreme observations out of four are not enough to establish a statistical advantage. The stock has changed substantially over that period, and two of those four moves would have disappointed a buyer paying today’s 13% implied move. 3. Western Digital (WDC) — a directional AI sentiment trade Earnings: Thursday, October 22, after market close 10.73% implied move Western Digital is particularly interesting because the company has benefited from cloud-storage demand, but AI-related technology stocks have recently sold off sharply. Its fiscal 2026 results showed substantial revenue and margin improvements. However, its customer concentration and dependence on hyperscaler spending are also meaningful vulnerabilities. The implied move isn’t obviously cheap compared with its history. I wouldn’t buy a straddle solely because of that 10.73%. Possible strategy to examine: A call debit spread if you’re independently bullish on guidance, or a put debit spread if you expect a worsening AI capital-spending outlook. This is more of a fundamental directional opportunity than an obvious volatility-pricing discrepancy. 4. Bloom Energy (BE) — a high-volatility AI infrastructure event Earnings: Thursday, October 22, after market close 12.15% implied move Bloom has become closely linked to the AI data-center power buildout. Recent selling reflects concerns about the financing of that investment cycle, rather than simply the demand for electricity. This creates the possibility of an especially meaningful earnings reaction if management either confirms strong demand or warns about financing-related project delays. But the more comparable recent historical data suggests that the 12% implied move is approximately fair, not obviously underpriced. Possible strategy to examine: A defined-risk directional debit spread, rather than automatically paying for both sides of a straddle. I’d want a specific view about earnings guidance before making that trade. Two names missing from the Reddit list There are two other interesting discrepancies in the broader earnings calendar. Stock Current implied Historical average* Tesla (TSLA) 7.6% 9.6% Meta (META) 6.9% 10.4% *Ten-year historical peak intraday earnings-move averages from EarningsWatcher, which aren’t directly comparable with closing option payoffs. At first glance those look like potentially underpriced straddles. However, using more recent closing-price history, Optionomics estimates Meta’s average reaction over its recent sample at 6.86%, versus an average implied move of 7.35%. So the apparent bargain largely disappears. Tesla’s recent average realized earnings move was 8.56%, compared with 7.49% implied, leaving a more interesting—but still unproven—case for buying volatility. For your existing NVDA calls, though, Meta’s earnings may be the most consequential event of the entire week. Its capital-spending outlook could affect sentiment toward Nvidia and other AI infrastructure providers. One warning about the Reddit list I found at least one apparent calendar discrepancy. AMC Entertainment appears in the Reddit earnings list with a 9.28% implied move, but another earnings calendar currently estimates its report for November 4, not October 19–23. That doesn’t necessarily make the quoted options percentage wrong. But if the earnings date is wrong, the intended event trade may be completely different. And Cleveland-Cliffs is reporting before the market opens Monday, October 19, so waiting until Monday’s regular session to buy options would mean entering after the announcement. Always verify the precise reporting date and use the expiration immediately following earnings when evaluating event premiums. The actual opportunity test If I were screening these as a professional, I’d want to see the following before putting money into one of them: Requirement Why it matters Actual ATM call + put ask Determines the real cost of buying the straddle Actual ATM call + put bid Determines what you can recover immediately Last 8–12 earnings closing moves Better comparison than just historical intraday highs Expected post-earnings IV decline Essential for estimating the value remaining after earnings Available spread widths and liquidity Determines whether a theoretical advantage survives execution costs For premium-selling positions I’d also model a much larger-than-expected move, not just the average historical reaction. Where I land Nokia and RingCentral are the two names I’d investigate first for potential volatility-pricing discrepancies. They represent opposite hypotheses: Nokia’s 10% move may be too expensive, while RingCentral’s 13% could be inadequate if its recent large-reaction behavior persists. Western Digital is interesting for a more traditional earnings-direction thesis. Bloom Energy is fascinating but doesn’t appear clearly underpriced on a like-for-like volatility comparison.
Can you remind me of how TSLA did during the Biden years? It outperformed the S&P by 10% or so. Regardless of who's in Congress, I wouldn't bet against TSLA.
So are you hedging positions or do you mean the ATM call is for META/ put for TSLA?
To save you a lot of trouble, the valuation for both companies is a total joke propped up by a decade long (and continuing) string of promises by the CEO that repeatedly fail to come true. He’s about to further attempt to cover up the real situation by merging the two companies. X and xAI are both horribly losing businesses, TSLA is a largely declining business, but SPCX might be a solid one. He’s gonna try to wrap it all up under SPCX and hope that the market will buy another decade of false promises. I really hope you decide not to, and choose much easier bets like GOOGL, META, MS, STT, PM, GE, VOO, XLK, stuff like that.
Elon Musk for example denies that the stock market is gambling only because \*he benefits\* from traders having treated both TSLA and SPCX as meme stocks untethered to their fundamentals
Not advice either way, but two data points from the filings side. **SpaceX:** a few members of Congress bought in mid-June, per their House filings. Rep. William Timmons bought $50,001–$100,000 on June 15, and Rep. John James’s spouse bought $15,001–$50,000 on June 12. Rep. María Elvira Salazar sold a small slice ($1,001–$15,000) on Sept 24, but it was one of more than 20 holdings trimmed in her IRA that day. **The merger:** nothing has been announced, and analysts are split. Some expect news around Tesla’s shareholder meeting; others think Musk is better off keeping them separate. If it happens, the first hard evidence will be SEC filings, not posts. Tesla’s Q3 call (Oct 21) is worth listening to. One member’s filings do show trades in both: Rep. Gil Cisneros’s trust account bought TSLA on May 29 and SPCX on June 18, then trimmed TSLA on Aug 18, all $1,001–$15,000. That account trades dozens of stocks a month, so it looks like routine portfolio management, not a merger bet. Filings show trades, not reasons, and amounts are ranges as filed. No position in TSLA or SPCX.
I have a small position in both, long time holder of TSLA, and still in the green.
I don’t know what you’re buying but after 12 years of trying to trade and make money quick I learned it’s a lot easier to just buy quality stocks. Amzn meta Google nvda TSLA. Big names that don’t have a track record of going down in value. Buy stocks you’re willing to hold if it goes against you. Stay away from buying options and sell 15-20 delta covered calls and cash secured puts instead (Don’t be a gambler, be the *casino)*
TSLA at 4.1x to net income leverage. God make rate hikes happen :pray:
TSLA has terrible underwriting and is essentially a proxy stock for Elon. Say goodbye to a ton of preferred contracts if Dems win.
Its higher than the IPO price, but its under the price it started trading at. If Dems do well this midterm - looks very likely - SpaceX and TSLA will both be in big trouble.
With TSLA Roadster rocket boosters could drive to space station soon
Imagine if Elon put TSLA rocket boosters on cargo ship so they can cross canal without waiting
Wen drive to space station with TSLA Roadster
I'm certain he started with the goal of merging TSLA with SPCX to rescue his and other baggie shares then worked backwards on how to justify it.
Most successful $TSLA & SHOP Least successful, $UPST $OPEN
I can't believe TSLA fanboys actually think they are going to be able to buy a roadster with thrusters on it. TSLA and PLTR investors are the dumbest people on earth lol
After a rough week for tech, I think next week's earnings are the real test. $NFLX kicks things off Tuesday after the close, then $META, $TSLA, $LRCX and $TXN all report Wednesday night.