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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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ok fair point. Honestly in the future I think just mentioning without additional context will probably yield better result. That being said, it's a risky play. Their main bulk is in SpaceX and TSLA. SpaceX valuation at 2trillion puts the P/S ratio at 100x and P/E ratio at 200x and that's just crazy tbh. Not to mention a fee of 2.2%. With that context, the biggest companies in the world at 3-5 trillions are the likes of MSFT, NVDA, GOOGL and AAPL. Do i think with that SpaceX valuation they are going to take over that throne? No way. So the potential for stock growth won't even go past 2x probably. I wouldn't go anywhere near TSLA too to even consider BPTRX.
TSLA IPO when I was a young adult who was broke and living in deep credit card debt but wicked interested in the stock and financial markets.
Fair enough, what’s your next play besides TSLA
I was SOOO close to betting against TSLA this week... Glad I held back. OP, you got lucky once, bet smaller.
I lost a month of theta gains trying to short TSLA back when no one had teslas but it was still valued more than every other car company combined.
Even if you own 20 stocks across most of the sectors and asset classes I wouldn’t consider it a diversified portfolio. It will most likely have increased risk and volatility compared to a broad based ETF. While I like some of the stocks you mentioned I personally would consider adding a core broad based ETF like VOO to the portfolio and have it be at least 50% of your portfolio’s allocation. Some stocks I like that you didn’t mention are META, TSLA, AAPL, & NFLX. My favorite pick of the ones you mentioned is NVDA.
I'm guessing we're all in agreement: TSLA calls on Tuesday?
Will you try TSLA for earnings or nah?
Mine was options on TSLA and NVDA during the tariff drop last year. I can’t say I regret it now as I’ve made other decisions since then but at one point yes I regretted the gains I could’ve madd
I ask ChatGPT to screen for weekly put-selling opportunities around earnings using a rules-based approach. It focuses on names where the implied move is meaningfully higher than the stock’s historical earnings moves (confirmed by term structure), with high institutional ownership for liquidity and stability. Valuation is a secondary filter—mainly checking that forward multiples are in line with (or below) 5-year averages, PEG isn’t extreme, and that I’d be comfortable owning the stock if assigned. Strikes are set off the implied move (≈1.4x to the downside) and typically land around 15–20 delta. The goal is to capture IV crush, not make a directional bet. This week’s setups (based on April 17 closes): * TSLA (\~409) → sell the 370 put * INTC (\~68.5) → sell the 62–62.5 put * IBM (\~253) → sell the 235 put * UNH (\~325) → sell the 300 put * BA (\~180) → sell the 165 put * PG (\~165) → sell the 155 put
Should I have done it on Pepsico or Abbvie instead? Maybe I should've went for a higher P/E like NVDA or TSLA.
Yea for sure brother take some gains so even if you do lose, it doesn’t sting as bad. Your expiration date is a decent time away so there is enough time to potentially make even more monies. $HOOD moves slow compared to something like $TSLA….unless there’s news. I got in earlier this week with expiration for today and made almost 6k (check profile for proof). Either way good play, breaking 10k is hard! Hopefully next week is green but after the pump this week it’s better to not risk it.
TSLA puts for earnings re way too obvious....so im buying calls
U made all that strictly on TSLA
Netflix market is nowhere near as big as big guys like MSFT Nvda AMD TSLA
There were multiple 100 baggers this week. TSLA calls, SPY calls, HIMS calls. And guess what? I hit none of them.
TSLA has surprised me for the last 5 years! Talk about really good marketing and financial engineering
The rally helped, but it was staggered a bit where SPY popped and then TSLA did a mega outsized move on Wednesday. I’m actually kicking myself because I put my money in positions where if I yoloed them and waited another day I’d have an experience like OP. Had SPY calls through last week, then MSFT calls over the weekend, withdrew a bunch and put a small amount into TSLA 395c. Had the plays but not the heart. Difference between turning $700 into $5k vs. $350k.
TSLA, but the market isn't rationale
TSLA & MSFT Calls next week 😋
TSLA going to 500 again, no clue why
If you think that the market will dump next week with TSLA earnings among other things, idk to tell you
TSLA will determine the fate of SPY
JP Morgan on CNBC saying TSLA has a downside to a 146$ price target tells me to go all in on 12/31 500 calls
TSLA calls could be the move because bad earnings are priced in.
From the dude's X feed: Weekly Highlights 🏆 $NKE 44c 0.30 to 2.78 (+825%) $HIMS 22c 0.51 to 7.68 (+1,400%) $TSLA 420c 0.01 to 1.70 (+16,000%) Compounding these Trades turns $2K into $39.8 Million💰 All you need to know about him is his last sentence. Full out scam artist no doubt
Yeah TSLA ain't closing below 400
If you want to get to 2.07mil buy TSLA 365 puts for earnings early next week
nah, i stay away from TSLA
TSLA gonna dump hard one of these days. This AI5 taped out bs is not gonna last.
one look at TSLA is enough to convince me the entire market is a meme stock at this point.
AAPL calls: $17,650 PLTR calls: $13,250 TSLA calls: $13,400 MSFT calls: $8,000 I made $47,000 today (I had some losses on puts as well) Oh yeah - if I sold my NFLX calls yesterday, that would be up another $10,000 FU NFLX
Here's a freebee im watching, short TSLA at 420 next week if it happens.
TSLA will miss EPS by 50% and drop 5% then on the call, Felon will say “yeah i can see us making more AI products than TSM, Samsung, and NVDA combined” tsla will moon 20% AH and another 5% in overnight. !banbet TSLA 450 1w
I think TSLA 04/26 500C is a decent lotto for earnings... Stock is beat to shit and literally nothing matters anymore 🤷🏾♂️ Personally I'm a pussy so I'll be going 465/460C spread.
TSLA, when you are up and dont sell (tsla) then karma teaches you.
Part of it could be TSLA's meteoric rise perhaps?
bought Tues and closed out Wed TSLA and PLTR calls repeated same pattern bought on Thurs closed out today what a godsend, thank you lord, praise Jesus!
TSLA at 410 today? Is it a possibility or am I being delulu
Can I find a hot Aussie wifey that pronounces TSLA - “Teslurr”
finally closed out all TSLA and PLTR 11:35 that expiry today thru next Friday I couldn't leave massive gains on the table. Bought NFLX and MSFT morning dip and will hold. GG boys!
This is it guys, it appears TSLA is not going to hit $315 today. Here's my new last call after saving some of my current unrealized losses with NFLX puts (position is closed now). CLF calls, ALK puts. CLF was beat down last earnings and this time might be different. ALK is vice versa, and its way up today already. Thats all the DD I got. Just BTO: CLF +5 May11c, +5Jul12C & +2May42.5p, +2Jul40p Goodbye cruel WSB.
closed all them bad boys TSLA and PLTR from 11:35 - 11:37. GG boys!
got out of my TSLA and PLTR even though they expire next week the run up was just too much not to close out. Left MSFT and IGV calls since they are up big and believe there's more room to run thru next week. GG boys!
I’ll take my wife and her boyfriend out for dinner next week if TSLA closes above 440 on Monday
Update: my TSLA calls are ripping and my TSLA puts are being eviscerated
TSLA earnings and 420 price next week
Does TSLA have what it takes to close at 420
It would be strange on any ticker for that much of a pump. But my hatred is compounded by TSLA bros and Leon. I know you don’t trade on emotion. It’s the irrationality of it that chaps my butthole.
Does the analyst on CNBC the other day called for TSLA to $120 get a bonus now?
TSLA puts are like the girl at the bar after drinking all night. I shouldn’t I know how it’ll turn out, but damn they look good.
I have become a sophisticated trader and instead of TSLA puts I now buy TSLQ so I can lose money on a longer timeframe.
TSLA going up $62 in a week seems pretty normal to me.
Well don't fucking stop now TSLA. Let's go to 415
I agree with you on the sentiment, but just wanna point out that people have been attempting to short TSLA *in this sub* for 10 years and have gotten completely slaughtered. I’ve watched it happen from the sidelines for that entire time with a limp dick in my hand and a bagful of micro pharma shares.
Well I thought about buying some calls for the broader market but instead bought NFLX calls. Then I bought TSLA puts this morning. Maybe I should just put my phone down. lol
Somebody buy calls for TSLA earnings next week so the stock can go down this time
TSLA being close to ATHs is pure madness
I love how in Star Wars: A New Hope, every character is dressed in robes and shit but Aunt Beru is dressed like she is Force Sensitive to Newport 100s TSLA 400c
TSLA rugpull cos i bought calls
Sold my TSLA calls right at the tippy top Nice chance for it to calm down before I buy it again
Crazy how I’m not willing to risk even $100 in this market. Burned too many times. Was thinking about calls at open ever since the Iran announcement and just didn’t. Added to watchlist. Both TSLA call and SPX call made $700
And another super quick 33% profit on 0DTE TSLA calls. Jesus, market is on easy mode.
TSLA earnings coming up next week. TSLA is a tenbagger, even if the earnings fall short 90%
TSLA spiking huge
TSLA moons on people finally realizing he’s a Brother Uncle. Apple, tree, etc
Rest in peace TSLA bears.
With Terafab TSLA is on track to take over NVDA+TSMCs market share in the global chip industry
said days ago TSLA broke key levels it will go to 414.5 area...
My TSLA 365 calls expired worthless last Friday...
TSLA overtaking NVDA soon
TSLA 5x on calls. Easy money
Who the fuck is buying TSLA at 402?
TSLA on absolute demon time
TSLA to $420 on 4/20
PLTR to 150 off key 145 and 20SMA / TSLA reclaim ripper off holding key 4hr 387 going to 402-405 if that clears to 415 / MSFT to 100SMA and 438 - 442
BTO 2x SPX 0dte 7150c @3.9 BTO 3x TSLA 4/24 420c @6.35
BTO 2x SPX 0dte 7150c @3.9 BTO 3x TSLA 4/24 420c @6.35
TSLA gonna break the forbidden $400 wall or get slapped down?