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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA puts guy is cooked. The $415 Feb 13 puts that were worth 10 a piece on Monday are worth a buck now
Where is TSLA puts guy
Enough of this shit volatility. Will reallocate to some safe assets: GLD, TSLA
!banbet TSLA 320 eow
Brb gonna check on the guy with 600k in short dated TSLA puts
Wild to think TSLA is a store of value, while MSTR and actual BTC are not.
TSLA on retard strength as usual
Tom Lee’s chart dude said last week that TSLA was gonna rocket in February. Could run up to $600 this year
I think it's truly insane that TSLA can rebound $40 on absolutely nothing - no good news, no nothing but it just goes. It's just a meme coin now, right?
flight to safety.....TSLA
Same. Except I’ll never buy TSLA
Don't touch that shit, shorting their stocks would make as much sense as shorting TSLA but they're retard nationalists with diamond hands
Meanwhile TSLA at a 400 PE continues to be a safe haven
Have you guys heard of this company, TSLA? Sure they will have negative EPS in 2026 and are technically in distressed territory, but they are going to build slave robots and put data centers in space that somehow won't be affected by radiation exposure. Its a great buy at $425 per share.
lol what a moron you are… keep buying puts on TSLA idiot
TSLA is a well that valuation guys fall into and drown. It's been that way for many years. It's a hype/cult stock that only occasionally corrects.
Ok so you’re just looking for whataboutisms got it. No intelligent discussion to be had. Tsla is a shitstock and in the next recession will get absolutely smoked. Also on a yearly chart GM has way outperformed TSLA. I think you may be slow
GM is up 72% so what? TSLA is underperforming and still has stock price increase. BYD operates in EV market. Ford also has EVs and it does not manage to sell EVs. If you look only at shares, you are blind.
So do we have any new sources or reports for TSLA Optimus progress?
Why do you think TSLA will go down now though?
I can't wait to wake up to find the market absolutely blood red with every stock down double digits, yet somehow TSLA is up 5%.
I’ll chime in for the day. If you started buying Costco in the early 2000s, each share cost approximately 30$-50$. The stock is now $1000. Imagine buying a few shares, every paycheck, during that time. The world isn’t going anywhere. Oil, silver, bitcoin, Iran, DEBT DEBT DEBT, all of these things may be true, but you are living the same life your grandparents did, with slight changes, and your grandkids will be living quite the same one too. You have to ask yourself what company has the model to produce consistent growth over the long term. Polaroid was one of the top companies in the world when the Nifty Fifty collapsed. If you bought Coca-Cola throughout your career during that time, you(Buffet), and more likely your kids and grandkids, are now comfortable for at least a few generations. It’s an interesting thing to ponder. TSLA will go bankrupt after a correction. Its only chance at competing with deeply entrenched supply chains and industrial plants (the oligopolies) will be over. What Tesla did prove is the upper shape of the K’s want for luxury electric vehicles. Will Chinese brands fill that need? Will a tariff be put in place? Can Ford step in and fill that niche? Certainly not a x33 play over 25 years, but maybe a x2 in 5? What are some stocks that are not prohibitively expensive that you see as having a model for consistent growth over the next 25 years?
their business is selling TSLA, and business is good
When people start posting their short positions on Reddit, that’s a buy signal especially for TSLA 😏
The market has a limit to how many frauds it can sustain at once. Right now I believe it is BTC, TSLA, and CVNA. Don't know if it can pump the OpenAI bags as well.
The most ridiculously overvalued company in stock market history...if fundamentals still meant a damn thing, TSLA would be trading around 20 bucks a share
TSLA puts guy making a comeback tomorrow
Why the fuck is TSLA up then! 😡
NVDIA AMD BA TSLA RKLB etc
20. I’m not really a good representation of what the average 20 year old is like tbh, but I know that almost every one of my friends sports bets. It’s a growing trend. Whether or not ppl want to do it under one roof is difficult to say, but from my perspective, I like having markets such as “will TSLA beat eps” with the odds before making a trade. Great capture of sentiment, and to be able to have that all in the same app is pretty impressive
TSLA just keeps getting more bad news (R2 release and more VP's leaving the company) and the stock goes up more LOL
!banbet TSLA $460 2/13
As a TSLA put holder, I endorse this message.
Crypto is also a sneaky big portion of Tesla. If this keeps tanking due to crypto, I'm definitely going to try to grab some TSLA puts for earnings. Just need to wait for decent premiums. They're currently a bit spicy.
we have members of congress saying trump is 100% implicated in the unredacted files. we already know musk is implicated. (why is TSLA not collapsing?) if the system is going to collapse soon, i feel like the market is under-reacting.
I think it's funny TSLA got a bump for Elmo chasing away more people that actually knew what they were doing
Surely tomorrow is the day the market begins its violent repricing of TSLA and PLTR to reasonable levels, right guys?
So S&P Global (SPGI) and Moody's (MCO) are down a bunch while TSLA is green again. Clown market.
I love how WSB has these legendary characters popping up every now and then, like the $700k grandma INTC guy. Now we have the $600k TSLA PUTS guy... NFLX, take notes.
Of course TSLA up thanks to the 600k put regard.
Looks like the only reason for TSLA to be green is to bankrupt the guy who bought 600k near term PUTS 😂
Not looking good for $TSLA 600k short guy. Probably down 70% by now.
I am tired of this trading man. I am gonna create a pedo ETF and chill. DJT, CRWV, APO, VSCO, JPM, BCS, MSFT, TSLA, GOOG, H, PLTR, META
Elon's first pay package is at $2T. Yes, I am investing in TSLA.
Why on earth is TSLA green? They’re literally not selling anything anymore
It's ok. TSLA has nowhere to go but down.
10x on TSLA as always
They can’t let TSLA fall otherwise they’ll have to admit they’ve been got
Cool, TSLA the place to store value
Oh man it did NOT hit for 600k short dated TSLA put guy
Job report will dump everything tomorrow so it should print but we know how TSLA is so maybe not LMAO 🤌
TSLA is a 1.6 trillion dollar startup company
This may have been the best or the worst time to take a TSLA short (probably worst), we shall see
Dude, like never TSLA puts.
TSLA power hour while QQQ dumps into close 🤡
So much red, but of course TSLA is fucking green.
Smoking TSLA ber pack tonight LMAO 🤌
I made money today off TSLA 0dte's LMAO 🤌
QQQ. Don't try IWM or TSLA
I covered the puts I sold on TSLA with the hopes this guy kills it. If TSLA tanks I'll sell $340 puts again. They have been printing money.
I have no idea how we’re basically flat on the day but every single stock I see is red besides TSLA and RDDT 🤪
Full porting puts. Cant decide. TSLA QQQ SPY IQM choose.
> Why would TSLA be up 2% when the market is red? Makes absolutely no sense. if you haven't figured it out after asking **literally** every day, you're never going to understand it.
Bro saw a few TSLA bers hit and thought it was safe to short now LMAO 🤌
Djt going to add Trump to the ticker Donald J Trump TSLA
> So yeah - all combined - PLTR is going down. you sound like the people who have been saying the same thing about TSLA for the last year and a half.
The way to place that bet is buy TSLA
I'm not sure it's healthy to fixate on an outcome you cannot control. TSLA does not trade like other tickers. It will crush your portfolio many many times over before you're "correct". I totally get your point, that yea it's a car company that has an insane valuation, and its presented as a emerging tech company / robotics.
TSLA combines with Space X to bring us a space robot that can take you to the Moon AND you can bang. Brought to you from the same guys who had that hole boring idea and that other one about Mars colonies. Behold, Space Sex Taxi.
Since when does every stock mirror the index as a whole? There's obviously some new information that is positive for TSLA.
Why would TSLA be up 2% when the market is red? Makes absolutely no sense.
if fookin Sandisk can double for not making enough shit, TSLA can double making terminators and going to the moon
time to send TSLA to the moon
Realistically, HOOD giant beat, up 30% market follows, meme stocks pump, ATHs, jobs report shit, no one cares. MU to 700, NVDA flat per usual, TSLA random “car deliveries down 99% YOY in random European country” * stock pumps* GOOG to sell bonds 700 years out, *stock pumps* Elon says “scrap the moon” we’re gonna try Neptune, ATHs again.
When can i yolo TSLA futures on margin
No such thing as the Mag 7 any more. It's the Mag 6. TSLA is a POS hanging by a thread.
I need TSLA down -10% by tomorrow
SPY down but TSLA up means this is still a 🤡 market.
https://preview.redd.it/7pgq996gmpig1.png?width=4392&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3624742e0173ee6c4acec54230a03ec62c5cbd2 PLTR nicely hitting resistance and pulling back. From this point, my stop becomes clear. If it goes back above 145ish level, I'll bail on the trade. But the puts have been printing okay so far. TSLA is the only one defying the thesis so far, but I'm more patient with TSLA. NVDA has also shown more strength than I'd hoped, but I'm going to see how this week plays out.
Just loaded up TSLA puts again
TSLA chugging straight up 4 days in a row
Was gonna buy TSLA calls but bought AMZN instead. Cant make this shit up. Fml
Why is TSLA up again?
fuck ADBE, NFLX, GOOG, RDDT, TSLA, MSFT, etc
The fact TSLA is green while Memory is red is just regarded.
I wonder how that 600K TSLA puts regard doing
TSLA puts generational wealth. But timing is key
TSLA calls free money
At some point this year TSLA is going to hit 600 for absolutely no reason other than because it will.