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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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we've known what the far side looks like for decades... TSLA wasn't there
Thanks! Yes, I recognize I'm among the most fortunate and I'm always reminding myself to be grateful. Not just for my stock gains, but for my 8+ figure income at my day job. Not just for finances, but for my family. Not just for my family, but for my health & freedom as well. I cherish every day that I have and my ability to live it. It gives me the optimism for the future that allows me to bet on the future. Regarding misinformation... It's rarely black and white, so it's sometimes hard to recognize... You said, "Elon keep promising immediate things that are either impossible \[...\] or false promises he never even starts" and you give some examples... On the surface, you are right, but I think your conclusion is wrong because you are constantly fed intentionally-negative news. Like this JP Morgan thing, which is just Ryan Brinkman, who has been telling everyone to sell for more than a decade, when TSLA was <$10... Elon's actual track record is very good, especially on things that actually matter the most -- Model Y was actually early, and it is the single-most profitable product so far as the world's single best-selling vehicle model.. Off-Earth datacenters is going to happen -- it's inevitable. Roadster is going to happen -- This is just my feeling and because I want one so bad (haha!). The robotaxi is going to happen -- Autonomous vehicles is going to happen. I can't imagine a world where Tesla is not part of it. Autonomous vehicles needs to happen -- too many lives are needlessly lost every day. At the most fundamental level, I have 2 reasons I'm still bullish on TSLA: 1. Elon and Tesla are always re-evaluating and pivoting -- You will never see them not react to changes in the market or industry. 2. Elon has an incentive package. With his last package, I was sure he would hit somewhere in the middle tranches, but he blew past all of them. This time around, it's much harder, but I'm fairly sure he will hit at least the first tranche. First tranche is $2.0T market cap. That's nearly 100% upside. I see this as a low-bar and I'm willing (and fortunate enough to be able) to make that bet. And to make it a bit bet. I will admit that some of the political BS coming from him is hard to read, and I wish he would tone it down or swing back to the left a bit... But I understand exactly why he's this way. He's been push very hard from the left and demonized as his net worth reached the top in the world, which is simply a result of TSLA doing well.
The real question is $TSLA going to $300 by Friday?
TSLA will be red no matter how green the market gets.
This is what everyone says when I made 50% gains. Same with 100% gains. Same with 200% gains. Same with 1,000%, 2,000% gains and beyond. It's never been good advice, especially with my tax bracket here in California. You are still coming at this with misinformation and bias in your opinion of Elon and Tesla. Being completely fact-based and unbiased is what made me money with TSLA and PLTR, so I will stick with actual facts and my own forecasts. That said, I bought more calls this morning.
https://preview.redd.it/ma1liovvqstg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb9c0dbbeedf89a0f3c5d9a015b5876d680fcb7 all in on TSLA, i think this is going to pop for a couple days
TSLA 4/17 $380 call. If Mango tacos this should pay out.
If TSLA goes green I’ll take a step back and literally FUCK MY OWN FACE
TSLA puts looking juicy again
I originally was in the ["I never short stocks"](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1pfjq85/puts_vs_inverse_etfs_a_one_year_update_on_mstr/) camp, including as recently on December 7, 2025. By [December 18, 2025](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1ppnlg2/comment/nuph9ef/), when TSLA was essentially at its all-time high (intra-day high of 490.86), I changed my mind, saying "if you want to bet against TSLA, I would do it sometime between the next 3-6 months as a short position if the cost to borrow still remains low (for the Q1 2026 earnings). Don’t take too much of a position relative to your portfolio". On [March 18, 2026](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1rxi3o9/comment/ob7p7a1/), in a thread about how to make your own Mag 7 ETF, I advocated for a -10% allocation to TSLA.
They rolled out Cathie Wood on Bloomberg to pump TSLA in February when the stock price was 425. I called it the kiss of death It is now trading at 340
Pretty sure it was because you'd complain every single day TSLA didn't crash.
The text is still accurate. As stated in my prior comment, I sold a **percentage** of my TSLA stock, not all of it.
Elon doesn't even believe in TSLA yet you still do lmao
I swear I lose money every time I touch TSLA
Cant wait for TSLA to recover and zoom past 500 for no particular reason lol - just Elmo things
Everyone always called me crazy on this sub for saying TSLA would crash now here we are. I expect some apologies.
Crazy market .. am I late for TSLA puts ? i still want to short TSLA, was thinking to wait for a retraction at 340-342 , then buy some puts , I think it can go down to around 327-329…
AAPL is more down today than TSLA who right now only have a concept of a business.
Uhh why is TSLA free falling
The big financial institutes finally getting tired of selling TSLA put options???
FUk it ... full port TSLA puts
My best crayon-munching guess is that when SpaceX IPOs and goes choppy up and down, TSLA is going to sink in the same timeframe. Because a lot of Tesla cultists will yolo everything into SpaceX. And some of that money will come out of selling Tesla shares. If you're bullish on Tesla, might be a good time to buy that dip. If not, buy leap puts now? Am I crazy to anticipate retail moves like this?
My TSLA calls… ouch
Elon fans selling $TSLA to buy into the SpaceX IPO... so Musk just moves the money from one pocket to the other. Genius, Melon
It would be funny if TSLA shits thru the floor months before the SpaceX IPO and gets the banks worried about the $2T IPO valuation
Rumors are that Elon is gonna sell out of TSLA to focus on SpaceX. If true, TSLA is a lifetime short opportunity
TSLA digging for it's own oil
JP Morgan said yesterday that TSLA can sink another 60% from here
I was told TSLA breakout soon but it’s been red for 8 straight weeks
60% feels dramatic but ngl the delivery misses + tax credit stuff isn’t nothing. Competition’s actually real now too, it’s not just legacy auto “coming soon” anymore. TSLA always trades on vibes though so idk if fundamentals alone tank it that hard.
Close them for now, TSLA has sneaky rebounds.
Puts on TSLA is how you make money in this market
dumped my TSLA puts this morning to buy TSLA calls
Hate to say it but I think I'll close my shorts today. These dumbass markets are going to dead cat bounce again when he tacos. i guess we re-short after. Might leave just my TSLA short on. This circus is too unpredictable with this clown in charge.
TSLA is doing amazing. Just another $336 to go and it will hit its actual value. Keep it up big guy.
TSLA nonstop drilling to earths core, no bounce
My TSLA puts are just printing money wow
$TSLA $350 level is important to hold. It's not holding. Bye bye bitches...
Fuck these SPY puts, TSLA puts are the way
Can’t wait till TSLA is at R20.
The only thing more satisfying than seeing TSLA drop is it to happen while you hold a short position
TSLA getting bent over the barrel every day now
plunge protection team seems to be propping everything but not TSLA
The exit liquidity in TSLA is simply astonishing
Looks like another hilarious day for TSLA investors
Time to buy the dip on NKE or is it a dud like TSLA?
Praise be to Allah! TSLA still red
Of all stocks I finally choose to die on the hill by... TSLA
Just saw TSLA P/E ratio and then their revenue growth. How is 🍈making this happen?
If nukes start dropping im leveraging to the tits on TSLA calls
60% sounds dramatic but JPM has been bearish on TSLA for like… years lol. Stock’s still priced like a tech company while margins are sliding, so I get the concern. Idk if it’s a crash but expectations definitely feel way lower than they used to be.
$JPM saying sell $TSLA to get suckers to buy SpaceX
Why is the plunge protection team pumping everything but not TSLA?
I‘m just mad that TSLA has the balls to be green. Everything of value will be handed off to spaceX, just fcking dump you pos.
TSLA puts still free money or done now?
For real. Luckily I had TSLA puts today so those helped offset. Hoping to see a significant SPY drop this week so I can get out.
#TSLA is going to 80 bucks IMO
While Starlink IPO and TSLA will be distinct and separate companies with meme lord Musk at the wheel for both companies I predict some backroom boardroom shannigans using the rising strong starlink to shore up the sinking titanic that is Tesla and both companies will suffer for it.
You know what? You should buy it on margin. Another TSLA buyer sent me a PM couple months ago bragging that he bought $50k @ 430. Haven’t heard a peep since.
TSLA put gains gave me the clarity to hold my spy puts the fries in the bag
Past performance does not predict future success. If you think TSLA will go up higher based on fumes then I have a bridge to sell you.
Where’s the dude who said TSLA 370 by tomorrow 😭😭 Check the dumpsters 😭😭
Someone big just said TSLA should be down 30% or something.
How could a good God allow such a TSLA valuation?
people have been calling for double digit TSLA for about 10 years... Hell, imagine this retard, with a price target of $25 on TSLA, worked for you If you don't know what makes them retarded - then you probably are too https://preview.redd.it/csloz4cj8otg1.png?width=1830&format=png&auto=webp&s=2791d8b0dfd4eaf225b5a2f976c9fe9b72b167f3
At least TSLA is tanking, tho
I hate TSLA but still buying the stock :)
>I remember watching **a video a long time ago**, back when SpaceX was failing launch after launch, Tesla sales were weak, and almost everyone was doubting him. I've been a TSLA shareholder since 2011, although I've sold a large % of my stock in January of this year. I watched Elon Musk speak live at the TMC/Teslive convention in 2013. **People often change over the years.** I know I have, and the Elon Musk I saw speak in 2013, is not the Elon Musk who exists in 2026. Elon Musk in 2013 was laser focused and grounded in First Principles thinking. My perception of Elon Musk today, is that he's unfocused, delusional, and doesn't give a shit about Tesla's shareholders beyond the praise that some heap on him on Twitter. Until 2022, Tesla had consistent progress on business execution and proving the naysayers wrong. In the past few years it's been chaos and decline: Musk cancelled a new mass market car in early 2024 and then lied to shareholders about it, FSD is still not working after a decade, Cybertruck is a total commercial failure, and Tesla's growth as a business has been stalled since 2023. It's just more stock pumps year after year. With FSD not working Musk pivoted to robots. Now the story is chip manufacturing. Cybercab goes into mass production this month, and without working FSD, Tesla may have just spent Billions on a manufacturing line that can't build sellable product since the car has no manual controls (and even if controls could be retrofitted, the market for 2-seaters is extremely low). My conviction in TSLA has gone from extremely high in 2019, to fairly low in 2026.
I don't know all of these but Oracle is leverages up the ass. UNH has scandal upon earnings woes, NKE has been a mess, Adobe is AI vibe coding replacment fears, CRM see Adobe, MSFT is OpenAI sucking fears. TSLA has plenty more to go down. I don't follow all these other stocks just want to say these were all having problems before the War and had reasons. They may bounce but the only two of those in particular i like are MSFT and UNH in the long run.
I'll be longing the absolute shit outta TSLL when TSLA hits $337
I wouldn’t fuck TSLA with your dick but I know enough that this trade will bend you over a barrel and fuck you sideways
TSLA is great for puts, but it has a lot of sneaky bounces; tomorrow could be a last chance entry
nice. my two ideas today were TSLA short and MU long. 1 out of 2 is not bad...
TSLA is not that profitable yet, maybe in a few years
TSLA should start paying a 1-2% dividend like the rest of the Mag 7.
Buying TSLA $500 1/2028 leaps… once spacex IPOs Elon is finna be unstoppable
TSLA swings about $30 almost every day yet when it crashes, people buy puts and screw themselves. It’s been swinging since 2024, you have to switch between puts and calls often.
very bearish in here on TSLA, my sign to load the heck up on calls!
Everyone's still on their "die TSLA die" arc so there's a chance my calls will print tomorrow *Thomas Face*
Selling TSLA into MU is a rotation I can respect. Memory demand for AI infrastructure isn't slowing down and MU's been on a tear this year. The thing that would make me cautious on any new buys right now is this week's macro calendar. Fed minutes Wednesday, PCE Thursday, CPI Friday. That 178K jobs number from Friday hasn't been priced in yet because markets were closed. If CPI comes in hot, everything takes a hit regardless of the individual thesis. I'd be watching, not swinging big, until we get through Friday.
1. TSLA is not the worst performing large cap stock YTD. Not even top 10. 2. YTD is only the last ~4 months. Hard to disagree with what nostrike is saying by using such a short timeframe (not arguing who is right here btw.)
Jumped the gun and lost 50K shorting TSLA last year. This is just throwing salt into my wounds