TSLA

Cryptosupergod

you dont touch GOOGL, same with TSLA, just dont touch it or get rekt

BlackKnightsOptions

TSLA is a corruption play

CD274

Wait was TSLA an AI hedge

BlackKnightsOptions

TSLA pricing in the possibility Musk goes to prison

OrangeForeva

TSLA dumping. Everything else pumping. Nature is healing.

73617164858272637184

who tf is looking at TSLA at 9AM the day before the newly elected blexas dems ram a bureaucratic schlong up Musk’s ass and thinking hmm yes $400 per share is a steal 

BadaBingSil

beep boop top 10 * **11/2 · $AAPL:** holiday gross-margin guidance **45–46%**, down from 47.9% last quarter, as memory costs rise and siri adds expenses. revenue guidance **+7–10% yoy**. [call](https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/aapl/transcripts/702819-q4-2026/) * **11/2 · $ORCL:** priced **$10b of stock at $116/share** and **$10b of bonds paying 7–8.65%**. expected closing november 4. [announcement](https://www.stockwatch.com/News/Item/U-SF87485-U%21ORCL-20261102/U/ORCL) * **11/2 · $PLTR:** call highlighted **165% net dollar retention**, but total bookings grew only **6% yoy**. management attributed part of that gap to shorter initial contracts, despite explosive revenue growth. [call](https://www.fool.com/earnings/call-transcripts/2026/11/02/palantir-pltr-q3-2026-earnings-call-transcript/) * **11/2 · $BE:** signed a **nonbinding agreement with $CRC** to evaluate **1 gigawatt or more** of fuel-cell generation paired with carbon capture. potential development, not booked orders. [announcement](https://investors.crc.com/news-releases/news-release-details/california-resources-corporation-announces-strategic) * **11/3 · $TSLA:** october china-made vehicle sales rose **10.3% yoy to 67,829**, including exports from shanghai. [reuters](https://wsau.com/2026/11/03/teslas-china-made-ev-sales-rise-10-3-y-y-in-october/) * **11/3 · $BE:** barclays upgraded to **overweight from equal weight**, although its price target fell **$316 → $289**. [source](https://www.marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/analyst-bloom-energy-nyse-be-upgraded-to-overweight-at-barclays-2026-11-03/) * **11/3 · $CRWD:** agreed to acquire **fiddler ai**, adding ai-agent monitoring and explainability. acquisition not completed. [announcement](https://www.crowdstrike.com/en-us/press-releases/crowdstrike-to-acquire-fiddler-to-deliver-agent-observability/) * **11/3 · $CRWD:** separately agreed to acquire **dreadnode**, expanding automated ai-security testing. [announcement](https://ir.crowdstrike.com/node/17971/pdf) * **11/2 · $AAPL:** confirmed **paid expanded access to server-based ai features is planned**. distinct from using free siri features to encourage hardware upgrades; not launched yet. [call](https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/aapl/transcripts/702819-q4-2026/) * **11/3 · $CRWD:** launched its **ai kill switch**, allowing security teams to stop misbehaving agents, block relaunches and restrict network access. [announcement](https://www.crowdstrike.com/en-us/press-releases/crowdstrike-introduces-ai-kill-switch-for-ai-safety/)

WillTheGreat

TSLA surviving the recent move is peak retarded

Cryptosupergod

TSLA back at 408, shorters how u doing

Street-Badger

Methinks good chance that TSLA is going to have a big gavage feed of shit this week. Long overdue

ShotBandicoot7

Just stick with TSLA and their 500 P/E multiple.

Ok-Rutabaga2818

oh yes the totally not homosexual TSLA 444.20 P/E

Iunatic

Anyone got election trades going? OTM puts on TSLA SPCX PLTR, OTM calls on ASTS RKLB, hedged with 1:3 odd Republican senate contracts?

Suspicious_Ninja4424

Back testing and unusual methods of random Moving averages aligning with trend based fib levels that give me my take profit https://preview.redd.it/h7hwalqx0dzh1.jpeg?width=2868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0481def3dfe801b8ea1b67f5e3b31f96aa4a30e1 For example this is TSLA today white is entry green is tp, red is stop loss

demonhunterking

If blue wins, merging spcx and TSLA fails 

beeArebel

Elon logs on to promote $TSLA here

BarbellPadawan

The only thing more ludicrous than TSLA being >400 right now, and stick with me because it’s really ridiculous, is CVNA > 70.

BarbellPadawan

I’d drive a Del Sol every day of the week and twice on Sunday before I’d drive a piece of shit TSLA

ANGELeffEr

Apparently we are inverse of the March-May market where u could just buy SPY Calls at open and as long as you sold by 1030-11 you were green. Noon CST on Friday I went on a 0DTE PUT buying spree. Bought up some IWM, SPY, & SPX. At 1:35 I had profited $8500, pretax of course. Today I Went with calls out the gate, SPX, AMZN, GOOGL, SPCX, & unfortunately TSLA. I was up $1900 on the calls in less than 1 hour-if you exclude TSLA. At the 1 hour mark I was down $1100 on TSLA, I exited all my profitable positions and held the TSLA until lunch when it made a move in my direction, and for a very brief moment I went green on those 7 calls by about $140 each and I was able to get out…about as lucky a break as Ive ever gotten from the market. After lunch I switched to PUTs and I added maybe another $750-800 from those, so not nearly as good of a day with options as Friday but I think I just played it wrong from the start. I did make $158 on an AMD put tho. But the big winner for me today was INO-made $3900 on that POS stock.

BarbellPadawan

Dude Honda Civics are far superior than TSLAs. I’d literally rather have a 1990 Civic hatchback than any TSLA on the market.

FakePlateLifter1

The TSLA cult is literally dumber than the 🥭 cult

No_Garbage3009

TSLA got its bussy destroyed my BYD

TrollChampion

With new AI data centers in space opening up 500B in AI revenue from ufos TSLA is undervalued

LongjumpingFondant81

TSLA chuds can never compete with BYD chads

BarbellPadawan

\+82k YTD on TSLA, all market short positions.

BarbellPadawan

With /ES tanking this hard, TSLA should be at like $250

Valkyrie_Skuld

Not when it's going up though unless you're buying puts but I was talking to the bulls. Also TSLA is down

ClarkKemp410

i tried TSLA puts pre-earnings, pre Optimus pump, stock was at 360

BarbellPadawan

“Say you have a dog, but you need to create a duck on the financial statements. Fortunately, there are specific accounting rules for what constitutes a duck: yellow feet, white covering, orange beak. So you take the dog and paint its feet yellow and its fur white and you paste an orange plastic beak on its nose, and then you say to your accountants, ‘This is a duck! Don’t you agree that it’s a duck?’ And the accountants say, ‘Yes, according to the rules, this is a duck.’ Everybody knows that it’s a dog, not a duck, but that doesn’t matter, because you’ve met the rules for calling it a duck.” \-TSLA Corporate Handbook

miss_L_fire

Accidentally took a nap at 4:30pm now I can’t sleep 😭 also have a bad pain in my tooth so I can’t even eat ice cream 😢 at least TSLA is red though

BarbellPadawan

I’d 100% buy an Ion over any TSLA in production

Valkyrie_Skuld

I will hold these TSLA puts forever if I have to, or for a week

BarbellPadawan

Imagine being unironically bullish on TSLA

Valkyrie_Skuld

Only TSLA calls can save you now

kftnyc

Wishing and hoping that Elon Musk's companies are in trouble because he hurt your feelings does not define reality. The reality is that TSLA's near future market cap is over $10T because they will be the world's primary supplier of useful humanoid robots.

Valkyrie_Skuld

it's possible that crowded trades are not bullish EVERYONE BUY TSLA CALLS

Valkyrie_Skuld

If you're new to this sub only TSLA calls can save you

GregGirthman

TSLA calls? Why? I thought you were shorting it

Valkyrie_Skuld

Everyone full port TSLA calls tomorrow the robot army purge has begun

quintessentialquote

TSLA at $450 and I will be buying put contracts.

First-Hotel4694

TSLA is erratic just like Musk. It's a hell of a company with a diversified portfolio, but when it comes down to it, it's all Musk. If you can tell what he's gong to do next your a better prognosticator than I will ever be. I will sit at your feet and listen attentively. If your going to trade TSLA I suggest extremely short term and be quick to run for the exits and don't forget the fire extinguisher for your fingers. There are much easier ways to make money without all the drama. Democrats started the ev subsidy Trump took it away. You tell me.

Sharp-Double-3244

I had the same thought. Also considered selling a call spread. Im going to paper trade this one though. TSLA has burned me too many times.

Maddturtle

TSLA just showcased a flying car that can do barrolrolls and you want puts? He’s going to need to do more nazi solutes or have another call for them to print.

aftherith

TSLA bears will never get their redemption now. Unspoken buyout price is a magnet.

Aggravating-Buy-1695

If TSLA goes back to $350 I’m going on margin I don’t care anymore. 💯🫡🤨

No-Reception-3324

Im not holding any puts bc I have been slayed myself trying but......  I YEARN FOR TSLA TO COLLAPSE 

AcademicStandard3701

At least TSLA green, but everything else put

piltdown_manchild

Yes, Tesla is overvalued, but it is only up 0.87% over the past 5 years, though it has stalled at a very high level. Say what you will about Elon, he inspires a lot of people, and his followers are loyal to him and are willing to believe that Optimus robots and CyberCabs will be cash cows within a few years. TSLA will eventually be taken out back and shot, but probably not until the next bear market.

Harp-Note

At least I'm up on my TSLA puts by accident

beeArebel

really? you think $TSLA should be $500 with those revenues ? 

beeArebel

$TSLA is still above $400. are you kidding me?! 

Electronic-Advisor72

Full ports TSLA and SPCX

Simplesnore

TSLA is not near all time highs. Was in the high 400s six months ago. However, it is definitely outperforming this past week.

FinePerformance1046

BRK.B, KO, and TSLA are my favourite safe havens

GooglySoft

Crazy that shit like TSLA is near ATH and everything else is selling off hard

financiallythriving

TSLA is the only safe haven

0Rider

TSLA has .47 eps similar to Ford 

tortoisepump

Everywhere a sea of red $TSLA up 1% What a world we live in

demonhunterking

TSLA investors hoping blue wins? Chances of winter years higher

BarbellPadawan

If TSLA corned the entire ridshare and taxi markets, everyone in the Western World owned two robots with highest tier monthly sex-bot subscription, AND every US building had TSLA batteries and solar panels, it’d still be overpriced by like $350 per share.

BarbellPadawan

TSLA being up like 3% at one point today and still finishing green is absolutely ludicrous and proof of how unhealthy this market still is.

Double_Incident_8186

I need TSLA to eat the whole shit tomorrow. How retarded am I.

haveWeMoonedYet

Based on future projected earnings it’s not really too insane. Fwd pe of 100 with 100% growth isn’t wild. Still lower than TSLA. Flat share price for next 2 years would be reasonable

Samjabr

TSLA \*insert rope\*

Aggravating-Buy-1695

TSLA is a winner. Didn’t budge off $400 while rest of market crashes. 💯🫡🤨

vermilli21

# The PLTR cult is worst than TSLA cult

Fresh-Judge-4595

Is it just Elon and Carrie that keeps buying SPCX and TSLA? Why aren't these pieces of shit red like everything else?

Internal_Spell_9491

TSLA is on bullish path, idk why people are not seeing this time

Significant_Speed854

Yet TSLA is green lmao

suifuto-senpai

TSLA just clifford u know u wanna

ykoreaa

Wish I sold more TSLA calls today. Welp, can't win them all 🤷‍♀️

GentrifiedDrip

Anyone with a brain is buy OTM TSLA and SpaceX puts preparing for when the Dems ship that South African pedophile to prison

Ketamine-Cuisine

I would never invest in TSLA even if it was a good company

financiallythriving

TSLA is the only safe haven

OrangeForeva

Buy TSLA, WMT, KO, and SCHD. Can't go tits up.

noobletato

TSLA going red will make today a lot more bearable

suifuto-senpai

TSLA breakdown

libertyg8er

You realize AMZN is actually undervalued according to its Trefis estimate, right? AMZN isn’t being propped up by anything except its actual value. TSLA/SPCX are the closest to the focal point that is physical AI of any companies in the US (China is also focusing hard on this particular intersection). NVDA is probably the most exposed of any company. Another point on SpaceX. A company called the Dutch East India Company became a thing because of the sudden ability of people to use the oceans for travel in a way that had otherwise been impossible previously. SpaceX had a huge head start to being that company if there’s even a remote chance of something similar happening with space.

Over-Speech-8847

finally fading TSLA. Took long enough

suifuto-senpai

TSLA puts gooo

Fancy_Cattle_5914

TSLA and SPCX are green. Unbelievable.

Swimming-Dingo-9695

At least TSLA is green

Own-Recipe5908

Gotta keep selling to keep TSLA up, of course.

EmergencyRace7158

Everything Elon is a cult which makes his stocks a bet on the greater fool supply being infinite. Like any cult there’s a core of true believers a a much bigger group of cynical bandwagoners who are there for the ride. Holding TSLA because you believe Elon uses SpaceX to self bail out TSLA and avoid any sort of regulatory or legal scrutiny because he’s bought himself a pardon is a rational trade. It will all collapse quickly at once some day but until then, the pump will go on.

Quixotus

TSLA at $400, PLTR at $180. And you're calling this a bubble burst? These two would be the very first ones to tank if that were the case. SPY $790 EOW

Artistic-Raspberry59

TSLA looks like a buy here. Good entry point. Despite never before seen trailing and future P/E-- and revs declining yr/yr qt/qt. And that thing where Eli didn't even talk to the Ukrainians before turning off their defense system. Oh, and Dems probably deporting the poor abused, never understood wayward bastard, while they suck SPCX into NASA and the Military so no POS can fk with the billions we're spending to defend our allies. What you think?

WendyDumpsterFire

TSLA puts

Scam_Burglar

TSLA pump incoming?

beeArebel

$TSLA needs to drop. no business being above $400 

SteakEater137

So how much is Apple going to dump after earnings when the market stops eating crayons long enough to realize that it is overpriced as fuck at 40 P/E and has declining growth and increasing cost of goods? AAPL been having as much retard strength as SPCX and TSLA lately

Important-Swim3873

bro look at TSLA pe, u think these market makers are smart? they just as dumb as the man in charge

ThatFUTGuy

TSLA has no business being 2% up still for the day, absolute ponzi scheme shit stock

BadaBingSil

this is rare for me made money on $TSLA calls and puts in the same day wish I was in $AMD puts, but I'm more waiting to buy the dip on that one and feel like the second I enter it will V

internetsoci0path

just burned gains on TSLA shorts lfg I love this market so much!

Own-Recipe5908

All its PE is going to companies with massive and sustained growth histories like the market should. You know, companies like TSLA.

GamblingMikkee

TSLA scam

Electrical_Life9697

TSLA pooots? Too many retards here doing it though so it probably rips even if democrats win midterms

MiserableArt9099

I really don’t understand how TSLA stock works

shmito17

Stop buying puts on TSLA lol

Cabin_bldr

$banbet TSLA $400 1d