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Follow up to my strangle post: same TSLA trade three ways, with real numbers
$TSLA - Cybertruck is out at Gigafactory Texas soon
Basically all in on these three
Tesla, SpaceX Shares Take Early Hit as Midterm Blue Wave Unfolds
DOW30 pumping 1250 points pre market after numbers show Dems swept congress. SPCX and TSLA down -4.50% pre.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | November 1, 2026
Trump vows to protect Musk, floats pre-emptive staff pardons
I’m the guy with TSLA loss porn early in the week trying to buy puts, I revenge traded and made almost all of it back…
Sundar nearly ended my ass twice through earnings, but at least FTNT and TSLA puts saved me
Isn’t it weird that TSLA stock is detached for the reality for THIS long
The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
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One thing to keep an eye out is that the democrats in power will try to break up spacex (cuz too big and muh critical infrastructure) it doesn't mean they will succeed but they'll try. Expect lamenews media reporting nonstop it everywhere for months. If you thought holding TSLA was fun, wait til SPCX kicks into high gear.
how is TSLA not down more today?
TSLA and Apple to carry mag 7 lmao
It’s nice to see TSLA doing well on days like these. LMAO SMH
TSLA next leg up.. staying above 50 day ma..
That's a good check, and one I use too. If the stock has been moving more than the options are pricing in, you're not getting paid enough to sell. That's true whether it's a put, a strangle or a condor. The post was more about how the three setups compare on the same stock than about TSLA being a great sell this week. Fair point that it might not be.
Too cheap and expiration too close I wouldn’t sell TSLA premiums at all due to iv contraction. This is from mine AI bot and it usually knows what it’s doing. Pass on this cash-secured put sale. TSLA’s momentum-driven, stock-specific swings are underpriced: December implied volatility is 51% against 61% realized volatility. Earnings passed 20 days ago, and current premiums assume movement slows materially. TSLA trades at $375.58 within its $297–$499 annual range. The $43.2 expected move places the implied lower boundary at $332.38. The $330 put pays a $6.5 bid against $33000 committed, with a supplied 9% annualized return. The $350 put raises the bid to $11.15 and the supplied annualized return to 15%, while accepting assignment above that boundary and committing $35000. The intermediate strikes offer the same unfavorable exchange of greater downside exposure for more income.
I know 😂. In one of my accounts (that I’m not really supposed to trade in) I sometimes sell really really wide spreads. Like a 400/500 1DTE on TSLA for example. It’s basically naked but doesn’t require Level 3 options. The long call is like 0.01 per share.
Whatever happened to MSFT should be happening to TSLA but MMs are ass
TSLA is basically at the same price it was five years ago.
Here's the TSLA setup I used for the numbers. The $360 put and $392.50 call are both outside the expected move for the week (about ±$19), with no earnings before Friday. Card shows bid prices, so it's a little under the mid prices in the post. https://preview.redd.it/outvx4m0jt0i1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821dbb5b2c59e60530228ec0952c2b856b9f50b9
After NVDA, next will be TSLA. Blue will go after him
Unfair that this news is affecting quality flying car companies like TSLA.
Who TF would be buying TSLA right now
TSLA is showing ultra-retardiness today
I would rather stick my dick into a blender than invest in TSLA
TSLA calls. Perfect time to buy
Yeah, definitely a nothing up day, and of course there's TSLA already recovering for no reason.
I don't care if my portfolio goes down 50% as long as TSLA drops 51% or kore
**BanBet Lost** — /u/metachen41 (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $361.64 → $345.00 | -4.6% | 1d | Lost |
Idc what happens as long as TSLA is down (-)
I sincerely hope everyone makes money today. Except anyone unironically bullish on MSTR, CVNA, TSLA, or SPCX.
These CPI numbers are gonna be cooked more than a TSLA earnings report
Another day, one step closer to Musk going to jail for the crimes he committed during his time in the White House. TSLA $240 December Puts, full port.
Usually when you do a trade you can find some smart people on the other side of it. That doesn’t hold true when it comes to selling naked calls on MSTR or TSLA though.
TSLA looks promising tommorow ...The Wave will save us
MSFT is now on my blacklist of stocks to trade. That along with TSLA and AAPL puts.
Comparing Cook to Jensen is crazy. Jensen leaving NVDA is a huge blow to the stock price. Only thing worse is Elon leaving TSLA/SPCX
10k in SPY, NVDA, and TSLA calls for Friday. How screwed am I?
That's a fair correction. On TSLA this week, the covered version ties up around $74K and the naked one about $7K on margin. The iron condor version only needs about $750. For the same money you could run several condors on stocks that don't move together, instead of one strangle. So for a single trade the strangle pays more, but for a whole account, spreads let you spread the risk out. Good point.
Why is TSLA excluded?
TSLA calls really the move
What’s everyone’s thoughts on TSLA? Seems like a good time to buy calls
Since a few people asked about condors vs strangles, here's TSLA this week, both ways: Strangle: sell the $360 put and $395 call. Collects about $458. Loss is uncapped on the call side and the margin can jump fast. Iron condor: same thing, plus buy the $350 put and $405 call as protection. Collects about $244. Most you can lose is about $756, and that's all it ties up. Half the premium, but you know your worst case going in. Honestly a better fit for most people than the naked version. https://preview.redd.it/7x2xgtto8o0i1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd87dc21f85b50566c0df7c33e8d226f82d3b96a
That's the naked version on margin. I usually run the covered version, owning 100 shares and holding cash for the put. On TSLA that's about $74K tied up for $540, roughly 0.7% a week. Lower return, but no unlimited risk and no margin surprises.
Seriosuly, why TSLA up today
Idk what this pump was even for today Iran thing is an obvious lie, they e got a second aircraft carrier heading there full steam ahead that's arriving next week so they can strike. Elon putting 2 cybercabs into San Antonio probably doesn't warrant a ~6% pop on both TSLA and SPCX. CRWV *definitely* didn't deserve a 7% pop, it's a piece of shit and indicators aren't hinting towards a very good earnings tomorrow. This market is literally just flipping a coin and buying puts/calls at open nowadays, but after a pop-off like today I'm betting puts tomorrow.
TSLA retrace to 350 by Friday just for fun
**BanBet Created** ▼ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $360.00 (below) | $381.15 | -5.5% | Tue 3:30 PM ET |
Example from this week: TSLA Nov 13, $360 put and $395 call. Collects about $540 for both sides, and keeps it all if TSLA stays between those two strikes. https://preview.redd.it/scq3oluo4n0i1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720c5374ee54c598333974a6061b486413b798a3
No idea, only about 10% of time do I have any actual hard conviction. I am currently in the 90% of the time that I don't have super strong conviction. Generally, I do think the mag 7 all look pretty good right now though (except TSLA)
TSLA has been perfectly flat since 9:45 am and people will still look you dead in the eye and tell you the market isn't being pinned soon after open by the sheer volume of options.
Why you being this protective for a narcissistic piece of shit billionaire bro? Unless you full ported TSLA and SPCX he ain't giving you nothing.
This market is so genius, that when NVDA stock is dumped as Jensen Huang was caught being sketchy, it decides to pump the stocks with even more sketchy CEOs like TSLA/SPCX (Elon) and PLTR (Alex Karp) and insane non-sensical valuations to boot.
TSLA is up massively on having to pay out cybertruck deposit refunds and having its worst china sales in 4 years and you think this pump is real?
Thanks for the pump. Closed my TSLA long trade. Blue will come in soon
Lost $1k on TSLA puts. Thought Friday was a dead cat bounce. Bumski
was pissed I sold my TSLA 0DTE's at $7.75 it peaked over $8.75 but now it's $6.75 so I don't feel so bad (:
TSLA not stopping btw. 379
TSLA right back to all time highs and PE of 800!!
TSLA 378. this is some crazy green candle
TSLA +4%, NVDA -7% lol
**BanBet Won** — /u/OhThatsSo (4W - 3L, 57%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $339.90 → $365.00 | +7.4% | 3d 19h | Won |
TSLA had its lowest monthly retail in china in more than four years so apparently it pumps?
**BanBet Created** ▼ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $345.00 (below) | $361.64 | -4.6% | Tue 8:57 AM ET |
**BanBet Lost** — /u/curling_rocks (0W - 7L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $388.85 → $420.00 | +8.0% | 2w | Lost |
NVDA lost 45 dollars a share because Jensen likes to get his pp wet? Explains why TSLA and SPCX holding up.
People are buying TSLA at 300 p/e so technically amd underpriced xd
Luckily over here at $SPCX/TSLA, our CEO is no longer married, and already has 14 kids with 4 different women
Everyone wondering if NVDA gonna drop or not.. TSLA dropped 10% just from 🍈 smoking weed on Joe Rogan.. just saying
TSLA holding unbelievable well
Damnit TSLA go red again
Companies boards to start approving sex robot benefit packages for senior execs. TSLA shares rise on Optimus demand.
Look, I'm not a fan of lawfair, but these TSLA puts NEED Elon investigated
Need TSLA to be fondled
With my luck, the entire market will nosedive on the Jensen news but TSLA will somehow be +1.6% or some stupid shit
My TSLA puts require Elon to be Eskimo brothers with Jensen.
NVDA can drill all it wants but can it drag TSLA to under 300 at open. That would be great
Reddit is not real life in this case. Elon's lost a lot of fans, but he is still loved and adored by many (they'd be tech libertarian types), so there is absolutely probably a premium in here. Honestly, with TSLA itself, it's a damned if you do or don't deal if you can focus on more than one year. If he's pushed out, it'll fall, but if he's investigated to death and something is found, it could also fall.
How we feeling about TSLA tmr
I’m +92k YTD on TSLA, all market short positions. Currently flat on that piece of shit. Probably going to stay away for a while. This year has been lucky. Im guessing I’m about lifetime breakeven or barely green. Likes to burn TF out of shorts.
That is why you choose stocks that have high IV and do not go anywhere for years; AAL TSLA NVDA until some 10x and you regret you learnt options trading for the rest of your life
Capital has not been well deployed in TSLA, longs should look at the history of broken promises and move on.
It's kind of a hopes and dreams sector atm where the prices are hard to quantify. Data centers in space is kind of memey, yeah. Asteroid mining is memey, yeah. Most of the rest has potential though. For investing, post-SPCX IPO it's just hard to be in the lesser companies.. The run up on the entire sector was obviously to hype SPCX, and it's so much easier to push price in blue sky territory. There is so much overhead supply hanging over these stocks now. ASTS in particular is guilty of nonstop disastrous earnings, delays, and is carrying pretty crazy debt load. RKLB has been one delay after another, though I'd take a flier on it over ASTS. SPCX is too expensive, but they've at least got a real business with Starlink, their moat is pretty untouchable, and the rocket business has potential though obviously is currently burning money. The problem is Elon wants to saddle SPCX with his other business. Great for TSLA shareholders, terrible for SPCX shareholders. I'd be reluctant to touch the stock with that sword hanging over it.
Is there a point at which TSLA people will notice they are lagging the index by like 100%
If "market conditions" had any bearing on equity pricing in 2026, TSLA would be trading closer to $3 instead of $360.
Looking only at returns since the two-year marker: Rank Stock Nov 2024–Nov 2026 1 GOOG +59.6% 2 AAPL +53.7% 3 MSFT +27.9% 4 AMZN +25.0% 5 TSLA +24.0% 6 META +6.5% Key distinction: Apple wins over the full five years, whereas Google wins over the most recent two.
RSAF is a plagiarist LARP :kek: I found two particularly close sources: 1. Andrew Keene / Hidden Stock Market: His April 29, 2026 article, While IBM, NOW, and TSLA Got Crushed, the Real Wealth Was Being Built in Private, specifically discusses SpaceX's rise from $46 billion to $1.75 trillion, the 38x appreciation, and how private investors captured those gains. 2. Jenny Q. Ta / WEAL28H: Her July 3, 2026 article, Your $9.9 Trillion 401(k)s Are Feeding Billionaires, develops almost exactly the same argument about index funds, forced retirement-account buying, and early investors using passive funds as exit liquidity. My assessment: The passage you shared appears to be a rewritten or AI-assisted synthesis of arguments circulating in those publications and other SpaceX IPO commentary.
TSLA genuinely makes 2 cars now, no?
Have any of y'all been on Twitter after TSLA announced the end of the Cybertruck? I was pretty indifferent to the truck tbh, thought it was overhated a little, but HOLY SHIT the Cybertruck glazers are damn near on suicide watch. They really give that turd the YuckGluck9000 An actual quote: "Cybertruck fans. Truth is I am jealous of every one of them. I got to drive one for a day around Las Vegas, Nevada. Was on a curvy road with no traffic. So I opened it up. Was like driving a space craft. Bulletproof. The best tech. Innovation out the wazoo. It is the best vehicle on the road. By far." Holy fuck TSLA fans are insane.
Please google Anthropic. They already owe 1 trillion to Google, TSLA, and others including europeans due until 2045. It doesn’t behoove me or anybody to put money on this stock when it IPO’s. You are giving money away to banks, initial investors, hedge funds. You will be sitting on your bottom awaiting it to go up which might never happen. Don’t take me wrong, it is a good company but the question is,…Is it worth 1.5 Trillion for just a fraction of stocks they are selling while they already own 2/3 that money in loans.
For every general rule that can be summed up in a reddit post, there is a counterexample somewhere in history. Do I see something similar forming than Cisco? Cisco had a P/E of 200 at the top. Google and NVDA have somewhere in the 15-25 range. I also held GOOGL before when it dropped from 190 to 140. I held, it's 290 now. NVDA, I did not hold thru the drop 4-5 years ago, which was stupid. So no, I don't see things repeating for solid companies. If you buy into TSLA, that's a different story.
SpaceX has defense contracts to protect it, but TSLA relies on public retail sentiment and favorable regulatory tailwinds. Between NHTSA investigations, shrinking EV tax credits under Democratic pushback, and growing brand fatigue, TSLA is prime for a serious pullback as policy shifts from subsidizing to scrutinizing
TSLA probably stopped producing the Cyber Truck because “it’s all computer” and they couldn’t get the chips any longer.
Wonder why TSLA is stopping production of the Cyber Truck? Can’t SPCX just keep buying corporate cars to pump those numbers up?
This is interesting, but I think worrying too much about these kinds of numbers is quite "market can remain irrational longer than etc. etc.". Some of these will crash, some might even somehow earn this much, but some might, you know, be TSLA.
Ah yes googl is a trash stock, as is TSLA, and nvda. These stocks depending on time period are down 20-30%. I'd say get off your high horse with your soy boy investments in schd lol. These posts are a joke. Acting like you're some competent investor sitting in voo and then high nosing doesn't provide any value or benefit. Properly investing in higher beta names and ai has resulted in massive gains over voo. The risk reward is completely different. Beta names are down big that doesn't make them trash stocks it just means they aren't mag 7 with billions in free cash flow. Seeking alpha is part of profiles. If you are seeking beta that's fine, but don't participate in these conversations if you choose to provide nothing of value.
I've been in the game for a few years now and I've held TSLA during the $300-100 slide so mentally I'm ok. All good. Your post + a few others inspired me to make mine. I don't really like posting personal info so it's just the loss image. Thought I would post to make others feel better or at the very least let others know, shit happens to everyone lol.