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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Mentions
TSLA is going to be below expected delivery numbers and still rip 7-9% up tmw. Book it
Buying TSLA calls for Monday right at close Do not follow me into the abyss
If I buy 1 TSLA share, will my vote mean anything? Is it like % of shareholder voted Y/N. Or is it % of shares voted Y/N?
TSLA gonna close at 360 It is inevitable
Of course TSLA is the ONLY green in my watchlist today lmao. https://preview.redd.it/q817cjj9pvsh1.png?width=843&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8f085bdc03e5f271235b9151c0fc3b15f598b92
Long NVDA, META, MSFT Short AAPL, GOOG, TSLA
One eye on TSLA One eye on SPY
I should have gotten in TSLA calls, the only autistic strength left
I got puts on SOXL and TSLA and of course they're both green on the day. While my SPX, AAPL, GOOGL calls are bleeding lmao
TSLA is the new SPY :ahyes:
TSLA may fall through the 50 day moving average.. Roadster delayed?
TSLA were waiting for you to join the party…
TSLA has clearest price action of all stonks so far, you can clearly say if its going up or down
**BanBet Lost** — /u/nskidder (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $359.02 → $341.07 | -5.0% | 2d | Lost |
Love him or hate him, elon is advising 🥭 on the future of war .. TSLA gonna make army bots
I am so done with $TSLA … merge this mofo with $SPCX and let’s move on already Missed out on thousands waiting for merger not selling it once it was up last week out of fear that an announcement was imminent. The only mag 7 negative on the year… S&P +12% YTD
I can’t wait to buy an R2 with the money I make on RIVN. Please let it be the second coming of TSLA. I love that for me
By your calculations TSLA is in fact way more cyclical. A “growth” stock with dying margins no better than fucking ford is valued like 20000x its worth and don’t even get me started on spcx. MU is the MOST UNDERVALUED STOCK OF ALL TIME.
The amount of shorting on MU is fucking pathetic, insane to me that retarded stocks like TSLA and SPCX can be valued at autistic lvls while MU PE is fucking below 10
It's not like any of our votes matter since he's literally the single largest shareholder of TSLA stocks. SPCX will absorb all of the TSLA debt and assets. TSLA will collapse like a cheap folding chair and all the IP of TSLA will be part of TSLA.
It *is* funny that a stock like MU is flat to down on good numbers and low PE while TSLA and SPCX exist though.
He would have to sell the China arm of TSLA for this to go through. Nobody would pay such an insane valuation for TSLA China, if it became disconnected from Elon. Won’t happen.
TSLA jump 2 bucks in a single candle you fuck
TSLA ending green? unheardof
0dte TSLA puts, USO puts, Dram 2dte calls
why is TSLA going down
I know TSLA won't hit 355 because that's what I need.
How realistic is it for TSLA to pump another 10 dollars? I think it's 50/50. Either it pumps or not.
Will my TSLA 362.5 call print today???
TSLA is green. Too late for me, homie, too late....
uh oh, TSLA touched green, everything needs to dump again
**BanBet Lost** — /u/internetsoci0path (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $352.31 → $357.60 | +1.5% | 1d | Lost |
TSLA is a piece of shit, just go up 9 more dollars you fucking bitch stock 🤬
Can someone w/ few extra zillion dollars pump TSLA to 365 by 3pm? Thanks in advance!
seen a lot of model Y's recently. TSLA better pump
Interesting candles on TSLA, but you know they're designed to lure you in.
yep, TSLA heading to retest that 350.
Let's see if TSLA drops back below that 350.
TSLA 347p "may" be a decent play.
TSLA calls for MU earnings :kek:
TSLA hitting upper band. Better it V's back down to the 347.38 area.
TSLA fighting to go back to 350 lmao
20 more candles like this (in a row) TSLA and I'll be breakeven
TSLA may or may not be around in 10 years. (It served its purpose.)
Fucking TSLA what the fuck are you doing
Oh boy, TSLA sucks cock
I hate to say it but if TSLA doesn’t close above 360 today then Elon is gay
Come on TSLA, just one more dollar :happy:
Go to 165 TSLA you're my only hope
No offense taken, it was a shitpost :kek: With TSLA, we trade the movement and taken profit when we see it :smoking:
Bruh, it's well known that Elon wants to merge SpaceX and Tesla. Betting odds say a 2/3 chance of a merger by end of 2027. Good for Tesla as well. Elon controls 80% voting share for SpaceX, but 20% for Tesla, meaning he has offer favorable terms to Tesla shareholders to agree to the merger. Though it won't be that amazing either: most TSLA shareholders def want to willingly merge with SPCX.
If TSLA goes to 700, I'll make $34,324.00 :ahyes:
TSLA going for that green close
Is investing in TSLA 0DTEs and chill a lucrative strategy?
I swear if TSLA closes above 360 today I’ll eat my hat no 🧢
I'll add some detail on the comparison here for Shareholder dilution \* AMZN reported 10.387B outstanding shares in YE 2023, 10.587B in YE 2024, and 10.734B in YE 2025, an average increase of 3% over 2 years \* TSLA reported 3.184B outstanding shares in Jan 2024 10K, 3.216B in Jan 2025 10K, and 3.752B in Jan 2026 10K, an average increase of 18% over 2 years So score another point for AMZN for reduced shareholder dilution
TSLA struggling to maintain support… shit will likely pull back today
TSLA has been flying too high for 5+ years now. Time to come back to Earth (double digits)
Yeah… TSLA sentiment ain’t looking too hot today, shit just ain’t worth it
Everyday at the open TSLA has a 1-2 million volume sell candle. Literally everyday same exact candle
TSLA is going to get fuckin GADOOSHED, I can feel it in me plums 🥹
Damn, TSLA still has that retard strength. So far, this dump is way weaker than expected
Short TSLA because I just bought calls 🥹
oh 100% - but these unhinged scree's remind me of the people keying TSLA's because it's Musk's company. Imagine buying an EV to help the environment and then some cunt out there keys your car because they have a double digit IQ. PS - I own a Tesla...
Congrats $TSLA jus hit 1 month low
So TSLA just gonna have 4 red days in a row, dropping 10% since the peak? Got it my bad.
TSLA back to 300 in no time LOL
TSLA doing the same shit 4th day in a row
"POS companies" Regardless of the unhinged political views clearly informing this opinion, TSLA literally made EVs cool, convinced China to adopt them, and has done more for climate change than every activist and politician. Ever. Combined. It also does not enforce patents, which is why everyone takes their tech - name another company that does that? SpaceX is one of the most technologically adept engineering companies on earth. In 20 years, it has put over 11,000 satellites in space, more than every other country and company, combined, since the beginning of space exploration. It even grants competitors access to launching the satellites that are going to directly compete against them at no additional cost.
Are TSLA calls still fucked regardless?
TSLA green by open, let's goooo!
$TSLA or $SPCX should acquire $WEN. Then you can dumpster dive on autopilot as you blast off to the moon baby!
European countries have 90% EV adoption, China is at 50%. FFS, even nepal is 50% EV's now. And over here, the inventors of the tech, are at a whopping 8%. I think TSLA expected Americans to be less retarded. That's why when I hear someone moaning and bitching about gas prices, I silently laugh. Fk em for being stupid.
TSLA premarket deeply saddens me. I didn't sell my calls at -40% yesterday, they'll open at -80%
No way TSLA doesn’t crush deliveries Friday, why else do a $30B credit facility yesterday
dang it TSLA eating my house money
dang it TSLA eating my house money
Elon the cuck, kissing 🥭’s ass at the dinner, but yet TSLA still tanking, LMFAO!!!!
Not looking good. ARK just bought more TSLA.
Citizens of Europe, I once again invite you to consider purchasing these fine American equities. For your consideration: If you want a luxury car, you buy German. If you want a precision timepiece that costs more than the GDP of a small African nation you go Swiss. If you want clothes that make you look simultaneously unemployed yet incredibly wealthy, you go Italian. If you want cheese, wine, or body odour, you go French. Every nation has its thing. America’s thing is "line go up". We took capitalism, sprinkled it with amphetamines and degeneracy, and turned it into a $50 trillion stock market. Perhaps you're happy with your socialized healthcare. Perhaps you're happy with your GDPR. Perhaps you're content with your nice, stable, bond backed pension fund, ticking up at 4-5% per year. But perhaps not. Perhaps you want more. Perhaps you yearn for freedom. Real freedom. American freedom. If so, this is your sign. It is time to rotate the capital. Sell your rental properties in Brussels. List your IKEA furniture on Facebook Marketplace or whatever the EU-compliant, privacy friendly equivalent you use is. Liquidate grandpa's collection of memorabilia collected over his time fighting for the guys that lost the war. Britain, buy the S&P. Germany, buy the Nasdaq. France, buy GOOG. Norway, sink that big, dirty, sovereign wealth fund into NVDA. Italy, idk buy TSLA or something. Portugal, Greece, go to the IMF and ask them for $3 trillion. When they ask what for, tell them you're buying American. They'll happily hand it over. They know it's a safe bet. I am not asking you to abandon European industry. In fact, I'm asking you to back it. The more the line goes up, the more Euroslop America can buy. And when the profits arrive? Recycle it back in. And America will buy more. And you'll get more profits. And you'll reinvest. And we'll all get richer and richer, and the only losers will be bears. You invented democracy, but we invented it's natural successor: the greatest financial casino humanity could possibly fathom. We invented the leveraged ETF. We invented the 0dte option. We did this for you, Europe. This is American innovation. This is American culture. This is our American Renaissance. Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel. Leonardo had the Mona Lisa. America has this unstable, volatile, glorious mess of a market. So, do it for transatlantic relations. For NATO. For McDo. For Disneyland Paris. For Häagen Dasz. For the hedge fund manager in Connecticut that needs a third speedboat. But above all: Do it because line go up. Yours in responsible international capital allocation, America 🦅🇺🇸🗽