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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Mentions
Can TSLA get a pity pump WTF
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $360.00 (above) | $355.38 | +1.3% | 23h 60m |
Another 2% day from TSLA would be cool for my calls
Let me wipe my tears with the million $1 bills TSLA has made me as my Model Y drives itself to Wendy's so you can take my order.
Have u ever checked TSLA and SPCX
TSLA never seeing the low 300s again
Meta SPCX ONDS TSLA SPY
Well bag 7s are going down as well and doesn't look like its helping memory this time. MSFT is up mainly due to its connection to IGV and TSLA is always doing its own retarded shit.
Pump resting on the backs of TSLA, NVDA and SAAS now.
yes but people forget, heres another interesting tidbit theres a general consensus that the MAG7 have carried the stock market in recent years MSFT, TSLA, AMZN, and META have all vasty underperformed the index over the last 5 years
TSLA bers going to win. back to $300 within a week
$F investment in $RIVN $CRM . Investment in Anthropic, cash burning business Doesn’t mean their old technology is getting transitioned to new technology, $CRM. they might get punished more like $GM $F Not up like $TSLA
No no no no. Elon is building an”everything company”. Tesla will have advanced electric cars, solar roof tiles, AI, crypto, NFTs, Robots, Spaceships (after merging with spacex obvio), coding specific AI, missiles, hyperloop, X, payments, etc. Also Elon plans to establish colonies in Mars, Jupiter and Neptune. Elon also started building Dyson sphere around earth, its first phase will be completed by September 2027, once that is done, they can launch rockets from the finished portion of dyson sphere. Its not just a car company. Its the future. I’d suggest to buy more TSLA stocks.
$TSLA Calls $MU Puts
Nice TSLA rally I think we'll see 280 after the seminar
I agree $3.50 is probably too low, but the point these guys are trying to make is that TSLA is extremely overvalued.
P/E certainly isn't the only metric to use in a valuation. I agree TSLA's p/e is out of control But if you're putting TSLA at a 15 - 20 p/e valuation, that's more than $3.50
P/E is what matters, and TSLA's is fucking insane. It is priced over 350 times their actual earnings. According to Investing.com, the average P/E for the S&P500 index is between 15 and 20. So yeah, TSLA is overvalued as fuck and would still be even if their share price dropped 80%.
Thing is crazy overblown, at this rate their P/E ratio will rival that of TSLA lmao
When stock performance is that disconnected from company performance, it seems like you’re just gambling. Like if there’s no tangible reasons for TSLA or SPCX to be as valued as highly as they are, then expecting them to continue to go up because others *might continue* to be morons basically positions you to be the current moron and hope someone else saves you. Risky.
My best idea I can give for self-defense is to make the situation go from a good idea for them, to a bad idea for them as quickly as possible TSLA 360C
TSLA 360 close because then it'll only be $60 more until magic marijuana number
TSLA going higher today because various companies earnings minted many new millioners. Speculation they all going to buy a new car.
Bet on fraud TSLA let's go
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $400.00 (above) | $365.78 | $352.75 | +9.4% | Aug 28, 7:11 PM | | **Record** | 3W - 3L | 50% | - | - | - |
NVDA SaaS and somehow TSLA holding the market up. Truly a pump for the ages.
Scalped AMZN and GOOG at open, closed my NVDA csps, shorted NVDA premarket highs, and shorted the TSLA open. I never miss
A TSLA could blow up and kill a family of five and the stock still wouldn’t go down
It's funny how on a day like today you can still buy TSLA and lose money
TSLA still trading in the mid 350s is nuts.
TSLA is a meme stock. Can’t compare it to a real company.
Trading TSLA is like learning a new language. Totally dependent on institutional flows. It’s wild. But can be fun if one catches the wave in low IV with far OTM calls - only underlying I will play those with.
ChillDictator is loading up on TSLA shares at 321 P/E ratio I bet
Over the past 5 years SPY has outperformed AMZN, META, MSFT, NFLX and TSLA
TSLA calls the candle will be lit
Buy TSLA semi-trucks are entering high volume production🚀🚀🚀
The one day I don’t trade SPY puts, it prints. Dicked around with TSLA puts instead & loss
Fundamentals SHOULD drive valuation. But that has not been consistently true in this sector (or the market as a whole) for a while. The number of stocks with consistently good financials that don't move anywhere. Companies like TSLA and SpaceX with valuations many dozens of times larger than earnings. Meme stocks. Etc. TRLV being the heaviest in medical also has a major hand in their performance in recent months (I said uplisting has a major hand, not the only hand). But they also stand to be pushed further back in the line if AU gets rescheduled as well
My win loss rate is literally at 50/50. My average win is $40, my average loss is $200. I'm $800 in the hole. I have $100k buying power, but I'm treating risk management as if I only have $16K. So for this episode I'm down 5%. Do I consider this standard or acceptable for a long term plan, or should I bail before I'm burnt? Win rate 50%, 10 trades Total closed P&L −$848.43 — Wins total +$198.91 (avg +$39.78) — Losses total −$1,047.34 (avg −$209.47) NOK Bear Call +$52.17 JOBY Covered Call +$31.00 NU Bull Put +$73.74 MARA Bear Call +$38.00 NU Covered Call +$4.00 INTC Bear Call −$112.00 MARA BWC −$52.00 RIVN Bearish Debit −$39.34 TSLA Bear Call −$300.00 IBIT Iron Condor −$505.00 INTL gapped hard, TSLA may have gapped as well. As for IBIT, I was not fundamentally expecting the trio of gaps, as I was looking for Sept/Oct for bitcoin activity. In my head, the IBIT was my most attractive play. None of those three where manageable whatsoever. Once gapped, they where full loss. Most of the winners required some management, but where manageable and did not reach full profit.
TSLA that’s actually disgusting… if you’re not going to give us 420.69 elon isn’t going to give us sex robots and destroy the US’ soft power abroad again
Jesus TSLA pull up, daddy Elon needs you to bail out SPCX in a few months
So is TSLA cooked or is it going to get back to the ATHs? I feel like it might be cooked, I’m pretty skeptical on the sex robots and robotaxi pivot…
Bought TSLA 455C at 348.95 at $75 per, two minutes later TSLA was at 349.35 and my calls were down at $70 per
Elon needs SPCX above $200 if he really wants to do the things he is setting out to do, including the merger with TSLA. The fact it cannot even get above $150 must have him shitting his pants. What a disaster
TSLA chart showing blue moving average (9 day) big resistance against the red moving average (50 day) with catalysts in the next couple months.. it was trading upwards in a nice channel for the last month.. but I just made this up.. and added a nice picture to go along with it.. happy trading. https://preview.redd.it/0zzncth0wplh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ae350386fa1ee7227713950288e1c3de9f96a2
GooGoo dolls are peak music. TSLA 370 eow
Hell, it's TSLA so it could happen, but I don't think you gave it enough time. And what's the break even on this? It's going to need to go well beyond $400 to pay for the theta. Should have sold puts instead of buying calls.
It's cheap for a reason...You made a leveraged bet on TSLA because of 'vibes'. It is what it is.
Are you saying I should short TSLA and SPCX?
https://preview.redd.it/7ykzbzrlvmlh1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbbf0f13bf2a6a9c72d614d09dc86d4b677ba24 $TSLA darkpool tape. 🧐🤔🤨
Im extremely bullish maxed out Margin GOOG META RKLB AMZN AVGO RDDT and TSLA
Aight I bought more. I also believe Aurora could someday move into driverless cars and just leapfrog TSLA and Waymo because of their current technology and data.
lmao quick sell before it goes down more and buy TSLA calls !!
As long as TSLA and SPCX continue trading at absurd valuations then I disagree that stupid money is drying up.
Damnit, why didnt I sell my TSLA calls
Sep 4 TSLA calls it not too late
Bullish on TSLA. they got that showcase next week
Odds of TSLA filling that gap this week?
So TSLA just does whatever it wants huh
every fucking TSLA earnings call since 2019
So TSLA was crazy for like 3 hours and now its just behaving? BS
The most annoying thing about TSLA is that there’s no rhyme or reason to its movements it just does shit
TSLA with the Michael Scott snip snap
**BanBet Lost** — /u/memoryisntram (2W - 1L, 67%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $334.91 → $240.00 | -28.3% | 2w | Lost |
TSLA wants to rip but market is gay today
NVDA reports tomorrow. Yesterday tech sold off and the Dow went up. Rotation or nerves? Monday's tape looked odd to me. Nasdaq 100 -0.97%, Nasdaq Composite -0.76%, S&P -0.28%, but the Dow +0.26%. NVDA -3%, MU -6%, TSLA -4%, AMD -3.5%, AVGO -3%. Brent -2.35%, gold sitting near $4,700. Two reads I keep going back and forth on: Bull read: nobody actually ran for the exits. Money left the AI names and went into old-economy stuff, which is what pre-event repositioning looks like. A 3% move two days before earnings on a stock the whole market is waiting on isn't unusual. Bear read: MU being the worst of the group is the interesting part. That's the supply chain, not the headline name, and it fits the "is AI capex earning a return" question that's been hanging around for months. Gold testing a breakout doesn't scream relaxed either. NVDA's sitting between roughly $205-210 and $220-225. Feels like the print settles which read was right. Not asking whether to buy or sell. Curious what others make of the Dow diverging like that going into an NVDA report plus Jackson Hole in the same week.
NVDA reports tomorrow. Yesterday tech sold off and the Dow went up. Rotation or nerves? Did some research to figure it out. Monday's tape looked odd to me. Nasdaq 100 -0.97%, Nasdaq Composite -0.76%, S&P -0.28%, but the Dow +0.26%. NVDA -3%, MU -6%, TSLA -4%, AMD -3.5%, AVGO -3%. Brent -2.35%, gold sitting near $4,700. Two reads I keep going back and forth on: Bull read: nobody actually ran for the exits. Money left the AI names and went into old-economy stuff, which is what pre-event repositioning looks like. A 3% move two days before earnings on a stock the whole market is waiting on isn't unusual. Bear read: MU being the worst of the group is the interesting part. That's the supply chain, not the headline name, and it fits the "is AI capex earning a return" question that's been hanging around for months. Gold testing a breakout doesn't scream relaxed either. NVDA's sitting between roughly $205-210 and $220-225. Feels like the print settles which read was right. Not asking whether to buy or sell. Curious what others make of the Dow diverging like that going into an NVDA report plus Jackson Hole in the same week.
would you buy TSLA today?
Why do people own TSLA?
glad swing these balls. Whoops I ment $TSLA calls.
I more fear of TSLA more down pressure
TSLA calls. That one's free
Sells TSLA, buys MSTR
You wanna feel alive ehh. 0dte TSLA puts on Wednesday.
Go online and place orders for Tesla cars, watch graph go up Buy TSLA poots Go back online, cancel the orders Wait till deliveries report, watch stock crash Sell poots ***Everything in this world is a part of my game.***
Thank you TSLA CCs for expiring worthless again.
Why tf did I even buy TSLA
isn't TSLA testing a rocket today or some
Buying TSLA 0dte calls on the bottom of this drop and then scoring big is amazing. The only problem is you normally don't know where the bottom is and can get easily -90% fucked.
Here comes TSLA with the scam candles lol