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$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Mentions
TSLA forward earnings multiple is a complete fantasy based on things they make. and SNDK pricing power will very obviously fall off a cliff somewhere in the next 4 to 8 quarters - when memory demand stops going vertical as supply massively expands
If you measure "best" by percentage return, then my best was buying Tesla (TSLA) in November 2012 at a split-adjusted $2/share, and selling the last shares of that lot in December 2024 for $457 per share. I bought more shares many times and sold many shares off to trim some profit along the way, but if you trace one share's journey, that was my best. If you measure "best" by total dollar return, then it has to be NVDA. Between December 2020 and May 2021, I bought NVDA 4 times at a total cost basis of $13.5k. I've sold some shares 13 times since May 2023, trimming some profit each time to bring it back to a comfortable percentage of my portfolio, for total realized gains of $60k, and I still have another $59k in unrealized gains, for a total gain of $119k. The worst by percentage return is Silicon Valley Bank (SIVB), which I bought in 2020, then sold at a 99.37% loss after it collapsed in 2023, but even that near-total loss was only $3.3k The worst by total dollar return is Upstart (UPST). I put 18k into this company from June 2021 to January 2022, only to see it drop to $1.5k by December 2022. I held on to those shares, since $1.5k is such a small bet at this point, and I still believe in the company's long-term vision. I bought another $1.5k worth in May 2023, bringing my total cost basis to $19.5k, but I don't want to sink any more money into this company, so I've held back from buying more shares. I haven't sold any shares, and it's now worth $4.7k, which is still a small bet for me, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll hold on. If they don't turn around in the next year or two, I'll sell it and take the write-off on taxes. Another way to measure "worst" is by looking at how much I could have made if I had invested in an S&P 500 instead. By this measure, Disney (DIS) is my worst. A little over 10 years ago, I bought $2.6k worth of DIS. Today, those shares are worth $2.9k (I still own them), which is a modest 11% gain (19% if you include dividends). However, if I had invested that same $2.6k into an S&P 500 Index Fund, it would be worth $10.6k, plus $0.8k in dividends for a total of $11.4k. $11.4k / $2.6k = 4.38, so that's a 338% gain over a decade. So, the way I see it, I lost 319% (19% - 338%) by investing in Disney instead of an S&P 500 Index Fund over the last decade. But overall, the lesson is that all it takes is a few big winners to make up for many losers. The most I can lose is my cost basis, as demonstrated by SIVB, but I can gain much more than that with my winners, as demonstrated by TSLA and NVDA. In the end, my gains from just TSLA and NVDA are higher than the losses from my 18 worst picks. But those losers are the price of admission to finding the winners. If I'm scared of the losers, then I won't take the risk of investing in the future winners. Also, you have to let the winners run. If I had sold TSLA or NVDA at some arbitrary gain of 100% or even 1000%, then I would have lost out on the gains beyond that. Winners tend to keep on winning. Once you find a winner, hold on to it rather than searching for the "next big thing."
Week was brutal, all across the boards. I’m down as are lots of others. I’m day trading successfully, focused on beat down blue chips like GS, MSFT, CAT. I day trade options only for leverage, my daily average has been a solid $3,000 a day. Still, this infusion hasn’t upped my overall account. unfortunately I bought CALLS ITM with Jan expirations when sndk was bouncing around 1600 to 1650. I’ve ridden them down to - $90,000 in negative equity. Smaller positions, calls in MU, TSLA.SPAX, STX, ALAB, NVDA with plenty of negative equity. No, I didn’t grab highs. Has the bubble popped, I don’t agree. I see shorts, robo negative articles, day traders really f&$king the daily movement up. I’ve also seen large block trades coming in at interesting levels, the highest were at $1650 to $1600. My bet is by March ‘27, there will be people in here bragging about stock or calls they bought in the $1200 - $1300 range that by March will be huge in the money. SNDK may dip to $1000 again, 1150 to 1200 more likely. I’m buying put options for me day trades, no calls until I see those lower numbers. Loading up (stock) on GS, CAT, MSFT and NVDA.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Dangerous-Bet-4303 (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $359.21 → $378.00 | +5.2% | 1d | Lost |
Just a side note… depends on how long ago you bet on TSLA https://preview.redd.it/nwtuuf3sy0wh1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03a0c99bb238ab068065fc42a4fc217463aebe7
selling all my TSLA was one of the best things I've ever done, for like 34 reasons
The way this sub talks about TSLA really makes me want to invest in them
I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find anything that can convince me that TSLA demo wasn’t fake AF
I wonder how many TSLA bools are homeless now
The pigeon folk's been shitting after the new TSLA roadster due to fears of aerial safety. That explains the price action. Thank you for your attention to this matter
wen SPCX TSLA merger? the hints are obvious. how to position?
This happened then I took puts on TSLA all day today 🤑🤑🤑
SPCX earnings next Tuesday and TSLA earnings next Wednesday... 👀
Never underestimate the power of stupid people. Bet that TSLA will rip on Monday. Dreams sells
Looks liek TSLA forgot they also need to sell cars not just make them :hmmm:
Because of that pointless rocket car demo when he hasn’t delivered on self driving for the past 12 years, sales are down, profits are down, cybertruck was the worst car basically ever, the affordable mass market car didn’t happen, battery life and range are falling behind other EV companies. This guy is very good at promising the world but with TSLA specifically there is a long road of bs
She’s a 10 but she thinks the new TSLA Roadster is “pretty cool actually.”
What’s really impressive was TSLA +5% premarket wiped out and ending the day with a -2.75%
SPCX, META, TSLA, please save us.
We'll see if TSLA prices can do a flip too
> Barclays’ Dan Levy says $TSLA and $SPCX could announce a merger before the December 6 annual meeting deadline. everyone in Elon's companies getting diluted
> Ferrari and Lamborghini TSLA is not that though. You can't just toss them in and think that works as an argument. That's stupid. Like saying OMG there are watches that are expensive, TSLA is trying to get into that game. Because that makes about as much sense. TSLA is not Ferrari, not even close. The fuck dude? You belong here.
These mother fuckers were acting like that shitty stunt barrel roll was going to mean anything to TSLA stock thought I was on crazy pills
While by that time SPCX and TSLA will already be in the S&P500 index
TSLA got me out of the Jan. 2023 rut with its huge run. Don't really like it in general though.
LMAO the engineers making 10M+ on TSLA and SPCX options are being exploited, sure....
Just watched the video of the new TSLA Roadster Holy fuk. Police chases are gonna be wild. # LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> people still don't see the fraud. I think everyone sees it, but the number keeps going up so fuck it. I would wager that there's very few people that genuinely think TSLA is worth this valuation.
Best: TSLA: $900 --> $7.5k Worst: CHPT: $11k --> 2.5k I own neither any more. Remaining Best: AMD: +500% over 6 years, $88 CB INTC: +125% over 3 years, $38 CB ABBV: +113% over 5 years, $133 CB Remaining Worst: DIS: +25% over 3 years BABA: +8.5% over 5 years
Bro TSLA is all about AI and robots what was that "flying car" bullshit about 🤣
Why didn't my TSLA shares skyrocket? You can't tell me people can see through goofball theatrics that easily!
So the premarket TSLA flying car trick to bump some numbers did not work today?
I want to meet the people that either 1. Thought this would be street legal 2. Bought TSLA at 381 in PM
Lost \~$600 this week, fuck yesterday and today. What happened today had to happen yesterday. What happened to TSLA w/ pre-market and all is diabolical.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Beerplz94 (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $363.61 → $430.00 | +18.3% | 1d | Lost |
turns out kickflipping a TSLA is bad for the stocks
TSLA down 3%. How's those calls doin?
Yesterday the most spectacular thing ever done with a car happened and half of Reddit was silently hoping it would crash into the crowd. Today TSLA is down 3% and everyone’s cheering. Hate is still a stronger motivator than progress. Crazy world.
TSLA still blood red while everything else Vs lmao
Regards who bought TSLA calls yday for the event, you all are indeed regards
While he’s buying puts on $TSLA I’m gonna put it in $SOFIASS Just kidding. I’m a behind the dumpster employee. $2 a pop if any of you’s interested
One of you guys said TSLA 350 right after open. Hope you had puts fren
I always invest inverse Reddit. So it looks like ill be buying TSLA now.
I was googling tsla's stock price to see whether we're making a fuss about a 2%-3% stock movement, only to see TSLA's 1 month chart look like this. https://preview.redd.it/mt6p04ibnvvh1.png?width=1219&format=png&auto=webp&s=93a443354044664a3530ce3e06eda9eca639c071
**BanBet Won** — /u/StrangeInsanity (1W - 0L, 100%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $363.53 → $350.00 | -3.7% | 22h 53m | Won |
TSLA losing 350, nature is healing
I want to meet the person that bought TSLA at 381 during PM :belt: :belt:
TSLA did a kickflip on my port. 💀
Wow, even Elon Musk does not have that. The company must become next TSLA 💯
longs that invested 10k a decade ago are laughing at you 10 years ago, tsla was $11. today $350 4 years ago, when Musk bought Twitter to restore free speech and curb the DEMS attempt as Fascism, TSLA was 226. now up about 75% Musk just keeps getting richer as the poor call him stupid.
TSLA down 2% how is that a generational buying opportunity just wait until the bloodbath on Monday
Anyone member when Trump didn’t know his name? Then besties. Then not. Now besties again. TSLA to 1,000
Did you guys see the flying TSLA car? It climbed a ramp and did a barrel roll...just like what the stock is doing :belt: :kek:
I don't know what disappoints me more today, TSLA or META. Probably both.
So.. SPCX buying TSLA or merging.. rumor.. TSLA keeps getting cheaper by the day.. shrinking car sales.. high PE… just what SPCX wants. So sick to my stomach as a shareholder of TSLA..
TSLA is literally going to 🚀🚀🚀 ELON is the man!
I'm not investing in this market until TSLA price shares hit 50$. It is the ultimate indicator for market bottom. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Pre-covid-- TSLA, NVDA, Bitcoin lol All of that worked out great obv but sold NVDA a tad too early even w/great gains. Last few yrs was buying Mag7 at 22 lows, reloading btc at 22 lows and had a big winner with Nebius. Long Q holding also performed quite well. Some of this is good instincts obv but also some of this is just quite lucky. I am a bit more defensive now even tho I still throw bets down on big potential.
Finally time for TSLA calls after being up 200% all day on puts ahahahaha
TSLA and SPCX fanboys **GAYYPED** 😩😭
LMAO bers. Did you see the TSLA flying car? Burn!
MMs watched their algos pump TSLA based on a super-expensive long-delayed again-delayed stunt vehicle and started to wake up to how fucking nuts the market they've been pumping is.
Insane how anyone can watch the TSLA roadsters demo and still think 🍈 is at all serious
You mean to tell me flying cars aren't going to help TSLA stock price?
Down 20k just on $TSLA shares I wanna throw up
You can't make this shit up. Bought 0dte TSLA call at 10:47 and since then TSLA dropped $10
Elon about to get his gajillion dollar pay package cuz technically TSLA will reach the trillion dollar market cap
TSLA jumped the shark Take a note from Warren Buffet and for real freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
TSLA fanboys really thought the stock was going to pump cos of some silly gimmick
Your uncle bought a mansion in Australia with only $1.2 million? I am calling cap TSLA was $15 in 2015, which is a 23x return. 50k x 23 = 1.15 million.
TSLA just keeps hitting new daily lows. :*{
How is it going TSLA bros? That Disneyland stunt seems to have lit the world on fire...lol!
Unbelievable! TSLA stock just did a flip too! 😄 🤣
Can someone explain to this regard why TSLA jumped like crazy?
I’m an electrician. Think about all the renovations places will need as drunk drivers literally fall out of the skies into buildings TSLA to $5000
\>okay TSLA flying car was actually cool, i’m gonna buy some shares \>immediately drops $15 👨🏻🚀🔫
Even a flying car from TSLA couldn't turn the stock green
$TSLA is a temporal pincer movement?
Just pull the rug on TSLA/SPCX already.
#Remember when TSLA was pumping last night and bol thought it was going to pump today? LMAO🤌
Just need TSLA to -10% for 3 days straight... is that too much to ask?!
If TSLA could take a donkey dick to the face, it would be much appreciated.
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 4W - 3L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $290.00 (below) | $360.11 | -19.5% | Fri, Oct 23, 11:39 AM ET |
TSLA dildo will come before another selloff
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $378.00 (above) | $359.21 | +5.2% | Sat 11:34 AM ET |
That TSLA chart is incredible
Flying TSLA car was literally jumping the shark lmao
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $325.95 (below) | $362.17 | $358.38 | -10.0% | Fri, Oct 30, 8:20 AM ET | | **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - |
TSLA down 6% from premarket highs as the post nut clarity of the flying car scam sets in
I will be a TSLA buyer below 300
Yea TSLA is absolute dogshit
TSLA moon car is landing of the roof