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$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
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You can't make this shit up. Bought 0dte TSLA call at 10:47 and since then TSLA dropped $10
Elon about to get his gajillion dollar pay package cuz technically TSLA will reach the trillion dollar market cap
TSLA jumped the shark Take a note from Warren Buffet and for real freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
TSLA fanboys really thought the stock was going to pump cos of some silly gimmick
Your uncle bought a mansion in Australia with only $1.2 million? I am calling cap TSLA was $15 in 2015, which is a 23x return. 50k x 23 = 1.15 million.
TSLA just keeps hitting new daily lows. :*{
How is it going TSLA bros? That Disneyland stunt seems to have lit the world on fire...lol!
Unbelievable! TSLA stock just did a flip too! 😄 🤣
Can someone explain to this regard why TSLA jumped like crazy?
I’m an electrician. Think about all the renovations places will need as drunk drivers literally fall out of the skies into buildings TSLA to $5000
\>okay TSLA flying car was actually cool, i’m gonna buy some shares \>immediately drops $15 👨🏻🚀🔫
Even a flying car from TSLA couldn't turn the stock green
$TSLA is a temporal pincer movement?
Just pull the rug on TSLA/SPCX already.
#Remember when TSLA was pumping last night and bol thought it was going to pump today? LMAO🤌
Just need TSLA to -10% for 3 days straight... is that too much to ask?!
If TSLA could take a donkey dick to the face, it would be much appreciated.
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 4W - 3L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $290.00 (below) | $360.11 | -19.5% | Fri, Oct 23, 11:39 AM ET |
TSLA dildo will come before another selloff
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $378.00 (above) | $359.21 | +5.2% | Sat 11:34 AM ET |
That TSLA chart is incredible
Flying TSLA car was literally jumping the shark lmao
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $325.95 (below) | $362.17 | $358.38 | -10.0% | Fri, Oct 30, 8:20 AM ET | | **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - |
TSLA down 6% from premarket highs as the post nut clarity of the flying car scam sets in
I will be a TSLA buyer below 300
Yea TSLA is absolute dogshit
TSLA moon car is landing of the roof
TSLA because it'll never fly
Why TSLA tanking? Surely it should be +10% today given that they have a concept flying car that is never going to make mass market
This thread is so funny. “TSLA”. K, Now watch all the downvotes pile up 🍿 buncha lemmings 😂
TSLA flying roadster was the top
Everyone, point your fingers at TSLA and laugh
Flipping to calls on TSLA looks like it's bottomed out
People really forgot that TSLA is a memestock? Shit like this is the equivalent of blowout earnings
TSLA has gone red. OP is a dumbass.
My TSLA puts up 50% in four minutes how
I bought a single TSLA 0dte call and it tanks for 5 straight minutes
Today is not the day to be greedy remember to cash in your TSLA PUTS and we go again on Monday
Is the TSLA performance suprising to anyone here? lol, what have you even though
TSLA chart looks like the roadster's flight path 💀
Fuck TSLA. God willing it drills into oblivion
TSLA going red has made my weekend
TSLA really going red lmao
I told you Tesla bulls I told you! TSLA to 0 cry bulls
So should TSLA. Fundamentals don't matter
Get TSLA off the board for fucks sake. It should be the Qs but I’ll continue to tolerate SPY since that’s what most of you track for whatever reason
Ima just keep holding these TSLA 360 calls and not over trade.
Tesla's trailing P/E ratio is approximately **341x to 352x** (with trailing P/E reported around 341.23 to 351.96), while its forward P/E is roughly **158x to 197x** depending on the live market price and earnings estimates. \[[1](https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/key-statistics/), [2](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/pettm/TSLA), [3](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/TSLA)\]. 150 years just to pay back investors based on earnings, nevermind turn a profit. Am I the only one seeing this shit?
even TSLA now moves like that flying car
“\[SPCX and TSLA merger\] would likely be pitched as an AI vertical integration play,” wrote Levy. “Combining the physical AI aspects of Tesla (i.e., Robotaxi, Optimus) with the virtual AI aspects of SpaceX (i.e., Grok, Macrohard).”
I guess TSLA would be at -2% today if not for the rocket car
She’s a 10 but she doesn’t let you mention TSLA during sex.
TSLA puts… I hope Elon spent his own money on the car and pony show.. what a waste of money.. it was cool..😎 but my wife and I are shareholders… for many years now.. we do not approve. He better have some really good numbers next week.. wtf.
TSLA should maybe put some of those thrusters on their stock
A huge nitrogen tank and a super lightweight frame and 8 rocket boosters, inside a car shaped drone with minimal interior $TSLA was made for regards like you OP
Who tf is putting money in TSLA after that?
I would never buy TSLA, SPCX but that's me. Meta is much better.
For the S&P yes but TSLA has been a disaster for the last year…
TSLA puts.. my 14 year old son, and I quote “Dad, did you see the flying car? Where do you get gas for the rocket engines?” …disconnected from the normal people who actually need cars.. my 14 year old even sees the obvious.
Market needs flying car vaporware hype beaten out of it. The dumping will continue until TSLA P/E 20.
TSLA loosing 15% YTD may just may shut some fan boys up. Merge with SpaceX, and probably will still be flat for the rest of the year.
TSLA green spike is the roadster going up the ramp. The drop is it hovering down to the ground
Think TSLA needs another kickflip video to pump it higher
people clearly called on TSLA fake stunt, dumped !
TSLA will finally fall to sane valuations >!When Elon finally delivers fully autonomous cars.!<
You mean elon bubble, TSLA and SPCX are the most overvalued garbage
TSLA Puts need to print more
I thought it was cool, regardless basically confirms SPCX TSLA merger coming.
You mean that $20 overnight on TSLA was fake? Say it ain't so
And Eon did it again! Uhuuu!!! he is the **BEST of the BEST** is selling a Dream on the future!!! Let's all buy his BS and justify the merge of SPCX and TSLA. I'll go all in on these 2 stocks and do all I can to make that MFKR N\*Zi richer!!
Would be fun to see TSLA at 350 by EOD
The Roadster is clearly a sale pitch for the TSLA- SPCX merger. Nothing more really.
Buying TSLA looking like. Buying company crashes, TSLA would pump Who knows
\+10% move for TSLA today?
Rumors of merger with TSLA
I don’t know what’s more regarded, that TSLA demo itself or the AH green candle that followed it. Completely delusional.
That TSLA demo was dumber than a 🥭 presser
oh i'm not arguing that TSLA is not overpriced. that's obvious.
Yayyy we got gimmicks and news to make excuses for some short squeezes! The market is saved!!! TSLA totally going to make flying cars! Apple totally sold out of all their new phone stock!(There was a headline like last week how they literally cut their components contracts like 20% lol.) Make less phones but sold out is so bullish!
Dating opener suggestion: "Would you rather die from flying a TSLA Roadster off a highway bridge, or a neurallink frying your brain, or a a SpaceX debris crashing on your house?"
You got it backwards. Those stocks ran too far too fast, so it drops after earnings. TSLA should be sub 50 but it’s not.
it is interesting that TSLA's GAAP profits are only a smidge higher than SPCX's losses.
Lol. Everyone thats hating on this in this thread probably lost money holding TSLA or shorting it. Regardless…. This is pretty cool.