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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Who wants to gamble with TSLA Jan 2027 150 puts?
what if we all pump TSLA 🤓
Lol TSLA fraudbot fell backwards and the "AI" (Indian in VR control) made a motion to remove its AI goggles. The future books detailing all the lies and fraud of this era are going to be bangers.
TSLA teleportation you say? TSLA 1000 eoy
TSLA chart is in distribution phase it can make new ATH at this point.
!banbet TSLA 470 12/11
Not sure why people are blowing loads for TSLA over their robotaxi, when GOOG has been doing it for years
That's what everyone said about TSLA
SMCI & TSLA calls at open for me
PSSSTTTTT, so is MSTR, and TSLA is trading at an insane valuation. But keep this information close to the vest.
TSLA doesn't trade on fundamentals. It just is what it is. PLTR is the same. But doesn't make them scams.
Tough call, as you're literally asking for stock picks. At least you didn't include TSLA in the list. :D Microsoft is an overall solid company, with their hands in many things, and a good cloud business on top of the AI play. Google has ads, cloud and other services, and some hardware beyond the AI play. Meta - well, meta does ads better than Google in general, or at least did by a huge degree based on all their data collected on FB allowing them to do far more finely targeted ads. However, this is also the company that went on for years (with huge spend) on the 'metaverse' when they couldn't even manage to get legs on their virtual avatars. I think they're finally pivoting away from that entire mess. Meanwhile their AI is competent (e.g. Llama), but I get the impression they are really searching for their next 'big thing' as people use social media (at least Facebook + friends) less in recent years. Bought Insta, launched Threads, let's do 'metaverse,' wait - how about AI?. Even if they're successful, how will they monetize it? MS has Azure, Google has Google Cloud, and Meta has....Facebook? Now, even if FB or China - sigh) come out with the next 'dominant' round towards AGI, both MS and Google have paths to still monetize it via their cloud (and IoT) offerings. What would Facebook do to monetize it at scale? Personally of the F/MAANGs/Mag 7, TSLA and Meta are at the bottom of my list as I just don't see how they sustain and grow over time, but YMMV.
man, this news makes me want to go even harder shorting TSLA $960 calls for dec next year. unironically free money at $2K per contract.
Managed to make a little on SPX calls early in the day somehow - haven’t touched TSLA in a while lol but def would’ve lost on that one
I like how there's companies like CVNA/TSLA/MSTR where even the bull consensus is "the only explanation is financial crime" and everyone just kind of goes with it
im gonna need +5% on MAG7 minus TSLA. They can take the market cap from TSLA and put it on MSFT GOOG AMZN thatd be greaaaat
CVNA and TSLA should be on everyone's blacklist. Good luck, but I think you would do better to put that money into literally any other trade.
TSLA giving me hopium
You know, a generation of American kids will grow up thinking: "this is how a big business meeting is supposed to go, in the big board room: everybody goes around the table kissing the boss's ass, and if anyone challenges the boss then he yells at them. This is how it's supposed to work, obviously, or he wouldn't be POTUS." Ameripoors r fuk. Position: SPY puts, VIX calls, TSLA puts.
Yeah TSLA is down today but not enough.
Shorted TSLA last week and lost thousands. Of course it goes down this week.
TSLA really is a stock company, my puts were down 10% on Friday when the day ended +.11%. Who the fk trades this shit, what chads
TSLA $500 eow would be nice
Don't tell me TSLA is about to do a V
How is CVNA real this shit feels like TSLA
My massive long port: NVDA, GOOG and TSLA; gonna fuck Wall Street market-makers.
Bought more TSLA at 435.3, no problem.
What is the target for TSLA my fellow put holders
What does the company with the ticker TSLA do?
Me (Friday at close): “I sold out of a $100k short position in TSLA so expect this thing to be $295 a share before the end of the year.” Thanks market 😎
yeah the only time I actually made money shorting TSLA was in March-April during the whole DOGE thing where everyone was starting Teslas on fire. Even then I got out too early because of my previous PTSD experiences trading this stock
TSLA is going to be an Enron/WorldCom combination that adjusts how democratization of the market functions or ends it
I've constantly gotten burned betting against TSLA. I just leave it alone now and set an alert for $290 where I would actually go long
If they can squeeze Cvna squeeze TSLA next!!
CVNA about as absurdly priced as TSLA
I'm dying to short that POS stock. But with my shit luck they'll keep going up and up until they have an ungodly P/E ratio like TSLA. Because, why not?
So at least my guess that the shiny new scam, CVNA, would drain some mana from the tired old scam TSLA turned out to be correct.
!banbet TSLA 470 12/9
That, and you can avoid owning TSLA, PLTR etc.
Tesla is massively overvalued. There's zero chance I would invest in TSLA. So it's pretty gross that I'm forced to do so with my index funds and 401k.
Everyone been saying it but noooooo Elon fan bois: Buy more TSLA. Fake news. Elon peg me.
TSLA yahoo finance board is just one Bangladeshi pumper every short Chinese, and bunch of devastated shorts sheathing about fundamentals
If Morgan “Dojo Supercomputer alone is worth $1T” Stanley turned on Musk because of the Swastika post, might be the top for TSLA
Yall celebrating TSLA dump made me all excited, only to see it down 3% Calm your tits people
TSLA fair value is slightly more than Ford. Still a long way to go!
TSLA could Lose 66% of its value and would still be expensive objectively
Got more TSLA around 436.5, nice 😆
Their price targets tend to just follow the stock movement. Which, would make sense in a world where the stock was rising over time from increased earnings, profit margin expansion, cash flow expansion, etc. But that's not the case at all with TSLA, as they are experiencing quite literally the opposite with falling sales, failing robotaxi rollout, etc. Their stock hasn't tracked fundamentals in quite awhile. Which is partly why these analyst price targets seem to be all over the place. Bearish analysts put the price target below 200 and bullish all over the place.
TSLA calls for 1/16 stupid expensive
The problem is everyone valuing ~~TSLA~~ CVNA as just a car company when they're a ~~battery~~ ~~solar~~ ~~energy~~ ~~self driving~~ ~~AI~~ ~~robotics~~ scam
$TSLA is such a joke. LoL
There was a shitload of frontrunning of TSLA when it was being added to the SP500 a while back. As soon as it gets included, all the index funds have to start picking it up and it creates a major squeeze. As usual retail investors hold the bag...
TSLA should be a $50 stock not $450
Melon's Nazi Europe will make sure TSLA price is $50 by next Christmas
Got more TSLA at 438.3, fuck it.
Stocks that need to die or go to sub 25…TSLA/PLTR/MSTR
Kept buying TSLA at 437.8, what a deal.
Carvana will probably be the app that everyone will use to sell their cars next year when there will be millions of tesla robotaxis on the road and nobody will need their own cars. CVNA 700 and TSLA 3000 end of year.
‘Autonomy visualized’ is going to be a key scene in a future movie about TSLA. Somebody get Christian Bale’s agent on the horn 😝
Can someone who controls the TSLA robot via VR post a behind the scenes of the control room? Unbelievable snake oil sales tactics
Continue to short TSLA at 438.88, target 48.9
TSLA calls seem stupid and risky Let’s get em
TSLA man posting Euro Swastika was the top
Continue to short TSLA at 441.6, target 48.9
Sold RDDT too soon. Oh well, at least TSLA is dumping
TSLA not pumping on bad news is rare
Continue to add TSLA at 441.6, target 489.
fuk the bers TSLA 500, SPY 700
Loaded more TSLA at 442.2, its YTD only 10%; at least 10% upside from here.
TSLA today: https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/s/REbf5uqSez
A) It's like 2000, get your facts right. B) See TSLA P/E ratio.
Continue to buy TSLA around 444 and 444.5 ✅
Bought TSLA puts for the first time since January.
Cmon TSLA get your shrek on…
I remember I had a buy signal on TSLA from my analysis and I hate TSLA but money is money so I bought it and then it went down 20% and I sold angry and promised myself to buy companies that align with my ethics and morals like LMT
Rotation from TSLA to CVNA? On the principle that the new scam is better than the old scam.
I sure up the TSLA cult fixes this current goofy stock price this morning
TSLA robot driver forgot to disconnect from motion capture and voice before taking their headset off. TSLA puts this week.
TSLA or CVNA, pick one. you can't hate both
Are we expecting more downturn on TSLA
sell TSLA. i dare you. i double dare you
TSLA is a scam. It’s the OG meme stock, and disconnected from fundamentals years ago. It will have its day, but probably not for years since Elon is connected to the current US administration.
So MS downgrades TSLA to wait for a “better entry point” translation = MS missed TSLA and now has to save face… TSLA 480 EOW
TSLA is a fucking joke. 1.5 trillion my ball sack
Morning boys. If you are reading this not from a prison, a psych ward, or homeless. You survived another weekend alone. I am proud of you. Positions: TSLA, SPY, TLT
This is why I am a ber. Months ago I said NFLX will eventually buy out cmcsa and other cable networks and streaming services and raise their price to 100+ a month but it will be the only option. AMZN is causing retailers to close and eventually prime will be 50 a month. TSLA will eventually buy out competition. Bloating these stocks and CEO's is only temporarily good for anyone.
TSLA poots will work this time for sure
Elon going on another one of his white supremacist & anti EU rant just as TSLA was gaining ground. SMH
Thoughts on my Robotics stock picks? $TER $AVAV $RR $ISRG $TSLA $AMZN $SYM $PRCT $PATH $BGM
TSLA put guy might just make some money tomorrow