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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I made a good bit on TSLA last year or so. Paid 141, just sold for 435….if it falls below 200 again, I will be a buyer.
Outside of TSLA all those stocks are beaten down, I think if they meet expectations they will be fine. I don’t see NFLX drilling
I think we drill on NFLX, TSLA, MSFT, and META earnings, and then pump on GOOGL/AMZN and then theta until NVDA after which we pump and bull market resumes
Long-term TSLA holder, similar tax issues with selling all of it, selling a few hundred per year anyways to diversify. 1-3 times a year it goes on face-ripping rallies, but most of the time selling on up days and then rebuying on down days works out OK. I'm tinkering with a custom python script that does it for me, but it isn't conservative (uses 50 delta on weeklies). You could start paper trading that to see how it works out for AMZN (Schwab and other brokers (IBKR?) have paper trading account options). Somethings to consider - don't sell 10 CCs all at once - only sell 5 total, and stagger them to 1 per week. Example: each week place an order to sell a call at 45dte and 30 delta, for 20-30% higher than the current mid price (i.e. will only get hit on up days, if at all). If AMZN goes on a tear and the price is 50-100% higher than what you sold it for then roll up and out (don't wait until it has blown far past your strike price). At that point you might not care about paying cap gains on just 100 shares being called away too - it will probably be 15% (3.6k of the 24k at current price)
Definitely TSLA. Prices hasnt made any sense for years now.
Just short TSLA stock equivalent to the proportion of it held in your ETFs? It's never really hard to borrow so no real cost to doing so, at least on Schwab.
Optimus needs to be shown to be a dud compared to a competitor. Plenty of research reports point to Opitmus being quite far behind other (mostly private) humanoids, but until something comes to market at decent scale that proves Optimus is another FSD string of empty promises and predictions, I think the hype for the "next big thing" will continue for TSLA, despite it's insane and nonsensical valuation. People still think Optimus is going to change the world and that TSLA is the only company with the scale to do so. If that narrative collapses with cold hard results and working products from competitors, I think that will finally take a good bit of the meme energy out of the stock.
MU is a solid company. It’s a little too hot right now, but it isn’t really that badly valued compared to its peers. Now those others I tend to agree with. People are supper hard for space right now, but it’s still too early in terms of stable profitability. It all hinges on how patient people are willing to be and how long the conviction can hold. They are still several years out from turning profitable enough to justify the market cap and stock price. TSLA is just plain old shit
TSLA, PLTR, CVNA These are the top 3 in no particular order. I guess I would put Tesla 3rd.
Kathy sold TSLA shares and some decided it’s a good time to go puts…It always moons when she sells
Shareholders of TSLA believe anything Elon says and the stock skyrockets.
I think the space industry is seeing a speculative bubble. That is different than meme stock. A meme stock is a company whose only valuation is internet fandom and a cult like following that have a viral distribution and pump and dump like trajectory. OPEN and BYND come to mind. TSLA arguably follows the same pattern. An industry that is seeing intense growth and innovation and which benefits across the board from speculation is a bubble. Space and AI are both inarguably exciting industries with a lot of potential and industries that are subject to a speculative bubble. Even metals like gold and silver are becoming speculative plays at this point. If RKLB and ASTS are memes, then so is silver. It’s stupid to overuse the term just because an industry’s valuation is getting frothy.
Need TSLA to do the random 12% gap up tmw for no reason
Need TSLA to do the random 12% gap up tmw for no reason
Insanely overpriced. These, along with TSLA, PLTR, and space stocks will crash the hardest will crash the hardest when the market starts to turn Look at this to start happening 3-4 months before midterms
I want to find a good S&P ETF that intentionally has no connection to TSLA or anything with Elon’s musk on it.
Post this in 5 more years. The answer will still be TSLA.
TSLA is the obvious answer because it is no longer being priced as a car company or even a tech company. It is being priced as a prediction for the year 2040.
Inverting reddit has to be one of the best investing strategies. I’m also convinced TSLA is crazy overpriced so will probably regretfully buy more.
I don't think anyone's mention TSLA. So I'll mention it here: PLTR
Obviously TSLA. I have no idea who is buying their car.
Reddits hate for TSLA is so funny. Stock isn’t falling anytime soon no matter what yall think of Elon lol
God damn, I need to buy more TSLA. Every time Reddit is sure it’s overpriced and about to crash it’s goes through the roof.
Why would any giblet head buy TSLA or PLTR if they could instead mow a lawn?
My last stand with TSLA was when I saw the CEO lying about his achievement in video games.
Knowing my luck, everything will tank tomorrow and TSLA will moon!
All I'm asking for is the next TSLA, PLTR, HOOD etc
how low will TSLA share price fall this year?
You’ll lose your money but I guess that’s a thing you can do. CVNA and TSLA have regard strength
Maybe I should rotate into safe havens like TSLA calls or acquire more USD
Things am holding puts for TSLA, Cvna, pltr, tsm (this one is stupid) Calls for Bigly QQQ, small spy position
Are we just going to ignore TSLA and PLTR in the S&P? Thank you for your attention to this matter!
META MSFT TSLA all reporting earnings+jpow rate decision on the 28th.
Renewable energy/ wind, solar, EV Charging. Short TSLA and military hardware companies. My humble opinion.
I've just learned to not even argue with them anymore. I'll just chill with my TSLA shares I picked up when it was in the 300s
Im happily short TSLA and PLTR. just dont wreck my GOOGL too much.
BRKK and TSLA are about as opposite of investment strategies as you can get. It's like saying "I want to do something else with my money, so I put half of it in a low interest savings account, and the other half, I convert to chips yo play at the Blackjack table". Sure, you *could* win, but you don't have a clear view on how to make money.
Trump actions are mostly self inflicted, politicians are only as good as the people who voted. Eitherway this reddit is super negative all the time. A lot of embarrassed TSLA bears right now. USA will be fine, stock markets will continue to go up, if Trump does a bad job the people will vote him out easily.
Mag 7 forward P/E right now: • Meta $META - 21x • Nvidia $NVDA - 26x • Microsoft $MSFT - 27x • Alphabet $GOOGL - 30x • Amazon $AMZN - 30x • Apple $AAPL - 31x • Tesla $TSLA - 200x
puts on TSLA. i'm sure it will go great
TSLA robotics is garbage compared to the competition (many of which are ADRs for US investors or wholly own by private equity). BRK.B is a solid company. If you're into BRK.B check out BN. It's a Canadian company with a similarly diverse portfolio.
I would swap Tesla for SpaceX once it IPOs. I have a really good cost basis for TSLA so I won't be personally selling, but you might consider that approach
Time to move on from this. We’re going to have a great Tuesday market. Green all around. Hell, TSLA to $500.
TSLA sea of red Tuesday 😎👉 > elong gonna need to up his dosage
Exact same example. I refuse to give my eyeballs to Meta, X, SNAP etc but that hasn’t kept me from making some money from their tickers. TSLA too I draw the line at PLTR, tough. Fuck those nazis
Oklo is a baby TSLA/UBER/SpaceX in terms of potential scale and being an industry disruptor. The market values companies based off of future projected revenue.
Probably a nothing burger. I sold my TSDD money calls on Friday, there is no chance TSLA crashes and burns this week. No way. meh.
TSLA hurt me. Never touching it again.
Someone who lumps TSLA and NVDA into the same bucket is not thinking critically enough to be reasoned with.
Sure but let's be honest, how much money do they have, and how much do the market makers have? Who has the real ability to move prices? I know dumb money can move prices but probably not as much as you think. Retail ownership is very high for TSLA, yet it still maxed out at something like 35-40%, so maybe the dumb can move a stock price ~33% at a time.. yet most of the change is made by smart money (or at best, gamblers that win more than they lose). Institutional ownership is definitely higher in most other mag7 stocks, but yet they still control the price more than the dumb.
The rich get richer and park more money in the market, so it keeps going up The poor can’t afford stocks so they get left behind It’s so god damned fucked up I’m also curious, since the market is so concentrated in the wealthy, how will a crash look vs prior ones like dot com? Bazilionaires like Musk could nearly single handedly prop up biggest sectors and “defend” levels. Or let it sell then they decide where the bottom is and buy back in. Plus the insane multiples people are paying for companies like TSLA and NVDA. I just question if real world economics even matter anymore for stock valuations or if that has went through a systemic change.
I can’t even recognize 🥭 or Elon anymore. These two are the nastiest most black hearted people I have ever seen. I was fooled 🧠 I think you will see TSLA start tanking just like when Musk first aligned with the Republican Party and upset his blue haired enthusiasts. I can’t be the only person that has had a 180 on musk this week. He just lost a large new wave of supporters.
Imagine how many margin calls will go out on the day TSLA crashes. I hope I'm around to see it.
Found the Elon sycophant and TSLA investor. Comment history checks out.
TSLA -10% on Tuesday? But anything bearish for Tsla earnings is actually bullish for the stock? Hmm
I have supported Elon Musk and looked up at him as a great guy since the beginning Even after all the dem hate and attempts to smear him saying he’s a nazi.. I did not believe But now that he and his dad are literally saying if white people lose majority in USA, it will be the end of the world… I’m afraid the dems have finally taken me I can’t even look at him or TSLA the same anymore. I feel like a retard
TSLQ is an ETF that shorts TSLA
!banbet TSLA -85% 4y
https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bw9c8l/goldman_sachs_and_morgan_knowingly_offering_scams/ I was talking about the scams of SMCI a company cooking the books for 9 years. I worked with this company. The stock went from $100 to like 1100 a few years ago. There’s so many obvious scams CVNA, TSLA, SMCI, NVDA too they have a lot weird financing with CRWV, SMCI and other bad accounting. TSLA sales plummeted, China is going to have like sub $6000 EV cars for sale in Canada or probably already in EU, TSLA sales continue to plummet in in every continent. CVNA has a scammer dad cooking the books for another company the son uses since the dad has been barred from securities. If you haven’t noticed there aren’t any rules, it’s scam and probably why a lot of money has flowed to EU and Gold, Silver etc.
Thats not true at all. Shorting has varying interest rates pending the stock, TSLA is very very expensive to short. Especially given the periodic times it does defy gravity to shoot up Shorting is easy as long as you have a margin account. Noone has the timing for when TSLA will drop, and by not having timing, youre just as good as being wrong. Expensively.
Easy, buy S&P, and then short the equivalent of your position in TSLA to offset any Tesla gains. Kind of sounds regarded phrased like that.
I mean in theory, you could buy VOO and the corresponding amount in a TSLA short etf. Not necessarily advocating for it, but in theory you could do something like that.
UBER fundamentals: | Stock | Market Cap | ROE | EV/EBITDA | Net Margin | |:--|:--|:--|:--|:--| | **UBER** | **$177.5B** | **70.6%** | **11.6x** | **33.5%** | **The numbers are surprisingly strong:** - **70.6% ROE** - Exceptional (reflects asset-light model + turning profitable) - **11.6x EV/EBITDA** - Reasonable for 20%+ revenue growth - **33.5% net margin** - Way higher than expected for ride-sharing **Your autonomous driving thesis:** 1. **Bull case**: UBER becomes the platform layer. Waymo provides cars, UBER provides demand. Labor cost elimination = margin expansion. 2. **Bear case**: Waymo/Tesla build their own networks and cut out UBER. **UBER vs TSLA valuation disconnect:** - TSLA trades at massive premium for robotaxi potential - UBER has 150M monthly active users, already operational - If robotaxis are the future, UBER's network is valuable **Risks:** - Regulatory (driver classification) - Competition (Lyft, Waymo, Tesla) - Profitability sustainability (subsidies → pricing power?) At 11.6x EV/EBITDA with 70% ROE and 20%+ growth, UBER is reasonably valued. The robotaxi optionality is free upside if the Waymo partnership works.
Starting Jan 26, Nasdaq will introduce Monday & Wednesday option expirations for select, highly liquid names. Qualifying securities (Q1 2026): • Tesla (TSLA) • NVIDIA (NVDA) • Apple (AAPL) • Amazon (AMZN) • Meta Platforms (META) • Broadcom (AVGO) • Alphabet (GOOGL) • Microsoft (MSFT)
Only stupid if you haven’t gotten rich off TSLA stock yet
If so, I bet Elon will throw a temper tantrum. But, TSLA will still pump for no reason, so calls on TSLA
For that (redacted word) comment I hope everyone sells TSLA for him... Wait no that means his boyfriend can buy more while in office, the same thing he's doing with the tariffs word, market does a sell off and those that are in the know how buy in.
can we donate TSLA to Europoors? It's worth trillions of $
"Breaking News: TSLA is now up to 20% as Canada and Europe announce they're now allowing Chinese electric vehicles to enter at a low rate and tariff free."
I got stuck with 2000 TSLS shares from my calls being slightly ITM last night. Hoping TSLA shits over the long weekend.
To Justify Tesla's valuation it has to either increase Revenue by 15x next year or by 30x over the next 10 years. I want you to understand how insane that is. The entire US taxi & rideshare industry has revenues around $100B. If Tesla took that all tomorrow it's 2x revenues. The tr*cking industry is around 800-900Billion. If Tesla added all of that sales as well tomorrow, that's now 10x-11x revenue. For Tesla to make sense, they have to absorb the entirety of the US trucking and rideshare/taxi industry tomorrow. That's insane. They have to do something impossible by next year + scale there production for it 20x to make sense. If they do all that over 30 yrs, theyre still way overvalued. Even if you think Elon's a genius (he isn't) and TSLA is going to make world changing breakthroughs with insane 40% CAGR over the next 10 years (it hasn't ever and it won't), it's still overvalued by a factor of 4-10x. That's the BEST case scenario.
any chance that TSLA rise 5% next week?
!banbet TSLA 420 6d
Fullporting into space stocks. TSLA is extremely undervalued
The trillion isn’t in dollars and it’s actually worse understanding his vision. These tech billionaires want their companies and crypto to replace governments and monetary systems respectively. He wants a trillion in TSLA stock not for its dollar value - as he keeps repeating he envisions dollars being meaningless in 10-20 years - but to maintain ownership and control of the entity he envisions fully dominating the world in 10-20 years
Let's be real here, the space trade is completely overvalued but some things can remain overvalued for years. I sit here angry that I missed ASTS at $10 and now it sits at $115. But for all we know it could have a TSLA type run and make it to $1500 in the next few years. The question is do I want to bet on retails continued retardation, which I think might be a yes.
Mango back to threatening tariffs, I bought TSLA puts at close 👀
Imagine if 🍈 wins his lawsuit against OpenAI and uses it to buy $100 billion in TSLA stock 🍆🍆🍆
if paywalled Monday and Wednesday expirations have been approved for a specified set of equities under strict eligibility criteria, beginning listing on January 26th. This is a major step toward a complete expiration cycle, enabling 0DTE trading on Mondays and Wednesdays for qualifying names. Initial Q1 2026 tickers: $TSLA, $NVDA, $AAPL, $IBIT, $AMZN, $META, $AVGO, $GOOGL, $MSFT
They both have good balance sheets. There’s companies in the S&P 500 that are much more overvalued IMO like TSLA, PLTR, CVNA
Capitalism and freedom says choices by consumer dictate the market balance. Ya walk next door after testing a Seal or a Han @ BYD, to the TSLA dealer and drive away with the best product. If a BYD Han kicks the Tesla's ass, Elon has updates to do. It is anti capitalistic to close markets off or do protectionism.
Now we will 0DTE on stocks now starting next week on TSLA, NVDA, MSFT. Wow it’s going to get wild
Big Tech drawdowns so far: $NFLX −34% $META −22% $MSFT −17% $TSLA −12% $NVDA −12% $AAPL −10% You would think S&P or Nasdaq is down more than 10% but instead only 2% from ATH
It’s ok to sell your TSLA shares now.
Has anyone heard about SpaceX and TSLA merging? Not sure if it’s true. I heard that could be a possibility. Can’t remember where I saw that though.
Monday and Wednesday expirations have been approved for a specified set of equities under strict eligibility criteria, beginning listing on January 26th. Initial Q1 2026 tickers: TSLA, NVDA, APPL, IBIT, AMZN, META, AVGO, GOOGL, MSFT More 0dte options.
Starlink, Starship, Starshield, Starbase.... $STAR would fit with the current branding. $SPAX would also fit with both Solar City (SCTY) and Tesla (TSLA) tickers just shortening their name.