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When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
Mentions
50% of my portfolio is $TSLA stock, last purchase was end of 2017, I don't know the exact percentage but haven't sold a single share will sell when I can afford the tax bill..
Anti trust only really cares about vertically integrated leaders consolidating. TSLA and SPCX are minimally overlapping in market verticals.
My first thought as well. Although to be fair most TSLA/Space X holders are in a cult so they probably won't care.
Market cap doesn't mean anything in this. If I have TSLA at $362 and SPCX is $148 (current prices) and I'm getting .7 to 1, I'm not even getting 1/2 the value of a TSLA share.
So should we buy TSLA or SPCX for maximum profit?
Wait, wouldn’t this seriously screw over Tesla holders? Getting 70% of a stock that’s trading under half of TSLA? Am I regarded?
That's irrelevant if it's a stock for stock deal where a TSLA holder is getting less value (maybe) per share.
Dafuq? How is .7 SPCX to 1 tesla even make sense. SPCX is \~147 and TSLA is 361.
TSLA market cap is 1.43T while SPCX is 2T. How is Tesla more valuable?
SpaceX might be acquiring Tesla at a premium meaning that SpaceX shareholders will pay out TSLA shareholders to acquire their stock at a tune to the price difference of the two, TSLA is much more valuable than SPCX meaning their shares will be diluted, losing \~10-20% of their value. This also raises the market cap to \~3T. With that gigantic increase (which was already comically high to begin with) the stock loses almost all of of its ability to grow in value.
Bought the meta dip this morning and locked in profits. Repositioned to 725c for tomorrow. Also grabbed a TSLA call for tomorrow in case this goes giga regard
TSLA gaps up to $400 tmw after roadster flys around Texas Jetsons style
This roadster better cure cancer to save my TSLA calls
Believe it or not a rushed TSLA/SPCX merger would be bad for both stocks.
Tesla sex bot will send TSLA to gazillion dollars market share
Elon will unveil tonight that every new Tesla comes with a free **Sex Robot** , TSLA will go back to 460 tomorrow. (Its insider information , take note before i get hunted down)
I mean TSLA and SPCX pulled it off..
Ive doubled down, at open ill be tripling down on my TSLA and HOOD calls
Hope TSLA hit 350 tmr. GN homies
I only got a few TSLA puts but I think they will be worth more than my whole portfolio at open lol
TSLA and SPCX value being propped up by one mortal man is wild. I wonder if they report this as a risk to investors.
> That money didn't disappear, it moved. It moved from the stock market to other asset classes. Don't insult people when you don't know what you're talking about. A stock's price at any given moment is it's last traded price (LTP). If a company has issues a billion shares and the LTP is a single share that sold for $0.01 lower than the previous LTP, that doesn't mean that $10,000,000 moved anywhere. While the overall pattern of a stock's behavior tends to correspond to more than a single share being sold, it's changes still don't reflect any meaningful change in that company's real value or accounting or really anything. Suppose for example that Elon Musk sold all of his TSLA stock tomorrow. The sudden surge in supply would cause the value of the shares to drop significantly. But the money changing hands would be entirely between Elon Musk and the people buying his TSLA shares. That money has nothing at all to do with anything that Tesla did or didn't do on that particular day and is only presumed to have anything to do with their performance in the sense that we assume Musk wouldn't sell those shares unless he doubted the future of the company, and we'd assume the people buying shares would have some other belief. But that's just suppositon. Maybe Musk was being blackmailed or had a spiritual awakening or a mental health crisis. Whatever the cause, there's no reason why people buying his shares somehow represent the value of the company.
>So how screwed am I? You've got $1.5m, you're not screwed at all. >How much money did I lose? You can't live your live by should've would've, could've. But playing devils advocate... You've been getting a return of 0.646% that's far below what you'd get in a savings account and way below inflation. Just to keep up with inflation you should be at $2.1m by now so the money had eroded in real time. Lets say you weren't scared and pumped it all in to $TSLA stock back in 2016 and then did nothing, today you'd have about $30m, if you'd have sold at the peak a couple years ago you'd have $45m. Stick it in an index fund and then don't look at it, if that's your tactic anyway then you'll do far better just tracking the market. Had you put it in the S&P500 a decade ago you'd have $6m by now.
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA and SpaceX $SPCX may announce plans to merge before December, Barclays reports.
Puts or calls for TSLA roadster event tomorrow?
Musk doc widespread release is tonight, GOP losing midterms, TSLA vastly underperforming SPY over the last 5 years, still at 350x PE, another year of broken promises and no commercial hope for Optimus... maybe its finally time
I think we have different expectations about the stock market. If there were net gains every week, TSLA would cost a gazillion dollars by now. SPY could drop to 750 and we would only be back at August levels.
Which ticker would benefit more from a TSLA/SPCX merger?
Idk end of week calls on the typical dumpster fire stocks that do dumb shit on Fridays MSTR TSLA SPCX MU AMD You know the usual degenerate stuff Safer play would be retreating to the big boys MSFT AMZN GOOGL NVDA META
what is happening to ELMO stock? SPCX and TSLA not looking good
STOP THE COUNT!!!! FAKE NEWS!!!! ALL IS WELL!!!!!! Positions: $TSLA, $MOS, $TLT
People are so afraid of the Fed's commitment to fight inflation, they flee to safe havens like TSLA and SPCX.
Theyre always short sellers in TSLA that can make money dumping this...they tried alot maybe just need a catalyst to get it moving...
It's actually called free riding and places like Schwab will kill your account for it. It's not a "just a display thing". Reg T at minimum stipulates a 90 margin restriction. There was a tremendous amount of it on this sub during the COVID crash, also there were some memorable ones in 737 MAX BA debacle. Plenty more I'm sure since but this place lost it's soul after the first TSLA gamma squeeze and the Jartek shit and all that completely killed what it used to be.
Realized: -170 /ES, -200 /CL, +130 /GC, +70 TSLA (market short positions), +166 CVNA (short), +41 MU (mostly short), +13 /BTC. So barely positive. About +12.5%
Profit. I don't think that's mattered in a while. TSLA, SPCX, etc etc
I effectively lived through this experience. I had some stocks, my wife got a big law job and now I had stocks I had to hold. You really want something sold that doesn't make you pucker. The ride with TSLA was interesting and a bit more nerve wracking. But the pile of AMZN, AAPL, GOOG and MSFT helped you sleep at night. If I was making this buy today GOOG is probably the right answer but I'd look hard at AMZN, they are the one lagging the other MAG 7 these days and if you are buying a big chunk of something to hold for a while buying low matters more. AAPL is another interesting option. Everyone is buying Apple gear to run AI on, so they are getting some of the boom. But unlike the others, Apple have not made massive capital investments in building out AI capacity. If this goes south they are not going to suffer.
Hey remember when you kept buying TSLA puts
I was right with mRNA, TSLA next https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/cSuA29WAYX
I was right with mRNA, TSLA next https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/cSuA29WAYX
I am raising my 2030 TSLA target from $2000 to $2500 a share
TSLA has re-opened roadster pre-orders for $50k 😂
Crazy. Yep. We had an insurance check for damage just sitting in the checking. $25k. My contractor was backed up for 6 months. This was 2019. I said to my husband I had that voice. It said TSLA was going to explode. I plopped it all on and it did. I was one happy camper. (Dislike him immensely now- but made quit a bit thru 2021. ). Had enough to pay the contractor and I bought a tesla too). Good run for sure.
Yo whoever said to buy TSLA 385c for tomorrow, thank you. I just printed
is TSLA 380 for tmrw crazy?
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Ok_Cry7572 (15W - 6L, 71%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $379.26 → $383.06 | +1.0% | 1d | Lost |
sometimes I let TSLA convince me god doesn't exist but then META reminds me he is real and finds my suffering funny
I think we will see the flying TSLA roadster before all that happens. 😉
TSLA just melting up since open
TSLA's actualy product is its options market, one of the largest in the world (if you count longevity the largest). Clears 100 to 200B in premium alone quarterly, worth more than the entire company. Hence the underlying is simply the chip used for the actual thing driving pricing.
TSLA legit has regard strength. Qqq down and it made the rally over 1% from opening low
ngl, I am really excited to see what nonsense 0-60 the new TSLA roadster does. Neck injuries ftw.
Buy NKE, NFLX, UBER and BABA. Sell AMD, PLTR, TSLA and AAPL. 2027 will not be kind
Casino in easy mode: TSLA calls, MU puts
If TSLA hit 400 before close that $370 call would have exploded in value, but any swing back to 368 is dice‑throwing goodbye to those dollars. 0DTE is like a laser pointer – you can miss the target by 10‑20 seconds and the whole thing is gone. theta is still the silent killer, not the price swing.😐
idk what TSLA is doing but its probably setting itself up to fuck me over
cmon TSLA drink the dumb bitch juice
90% feels like a stretch when the valuation is already pricing in autonomy and robots, but the point stands that TSLA has way more downside than AVGO if sentiment flips.
getting a new roof today, hopefully TSLA takes a dump to pay for some of it
Let's see how my TSLA calls are gonna be doing today 🫣
TSLA 410 Calls for Friday (thats basically some lotto shit) NVDIA 230 Calls for Monday
I don’t want to hear another fucking analyst talk about PLTR, TSLA, SPCX add in the fag 7 to the list minus aapl. ALL ARE CASH FLOW NEGATIVE. Memory and GPU are the only fucking things making net profit. Also if another fucktard goes on tv and says “invest in small caps, mkt has to broaden” they are fucking delusional. You either believe in AI or not. If you don’t, the SPY should be down 40%. You can’t have it both fucking ways, memory and chips are about to skyrocket.
TSLA calls for roadster/ earnings ! LFG 🚀
Puts on TSLA.. speeding in a school zone.. ugh! …probably just keeping up with traffic.. who slows down and puts their phones down while driving in a school zone.. really.. be honest.
Unfortunately the world has this collective psychosis around Elon Musk. Take TSLA for example, the world believes his bullshit forever. I don't ever see them recovering.
My point is that people are not buying TSLA today as a car company... That's gonna get crushed by BYD.. It's a robotics company now.
Flight to quality: TSLA and SPCX enter the chat.
RIVN is the ugly cousin of TSLA. You can tolerate tessie because she has perky tits, but rivn is deep down an ugly girl with deeprooted need for validation
Should probably buy the dip… I’m loaded on TSLA calls but meta going to 780 this week and spy back over 780
TSLA | Tesla - Current Price: $378.00 - Current Market Cap: ~$1.49T - Bull Target (12–18m): $480–$550 - Bear Target: $260–$300 - Upside: +27% to +46% - Downside: -21% to -31% - Reward-to-Risk: ~1.4:1 - Success Probability: 60% (estimated) - Expected ROI: +12% (estimated) - Forward P/E: ~196 - Debt-to-Equity: 0.18 🟢 - Dividend Yield: 0% - 1-Year Return: +8.29% 🟢 - 5-Year Return: +41.20% 🟢 - Profitability: Profitable 🟢 - Revenue Growth: +11.76% TTM 🟢 - Free Cash Flow: +$5.76B 🟢 - Share Dilution: +0.58% YoY 🟢 - Price Trend: Volatile 🟡 - Bull-Case Market Cap: $1.90T–$2.18T - Comparable Companies: BYD, Toyota, Rivian - Risk: High - Conviction: 6/10 - Grade: B Tesla manufactures electric vehicles, energy-storage systems, and autonomous-driving technology. I like its strong balance sheet and long-term robotics potential, but a nearly $1.5T valuation and extremely high earnings multiple leave insufficient reward-to-risk for a higher grade. --- SPCX | SpaceX - Current Price: $164.00 - Current Market Cap: ~$2.23T - Bull Target (12–18m): $210–$240 - Bear Target: $90–$110 - Upside: +28% to +46% - Downside: -33% to -45% - Reward-to-Risk: ~1:1 - Success Probability: 55% (estimated) - Expected ROI: +4% (estimated) - Forward P/E: ~103 - Debt-to-Equity: 0.31 🟢 - Dividend Yield: 0% - 1-Year Return: N/A (June 2026 IPO) - 5-Year Return: N/A - Profitability: Unprofitable 🔴 - Revenue Growth: +121.9% TTM 🟢 - Free Cash Flow: -$32.52B 🔴 - Share Dilution: +41.79% YoY 🔴 - Price Trend: Volatile since IPO 🟡 - Bull-Case Market Cap: $2.85T–$3.26T - Comparable Companies: Rocket Lab, Boeing, Amazon (satellite connectivity) - Risk: Extreme - Conviction: 4/10 - Grade: C+ (Speculative) SpaceX develops reusable rockets, operates Starlink satellite internet, and has expanded into artificial intelligence. I like its technological leadership and exceptional revenue growth, but its enormous valuation, substantial losses, negative free cash flow, dilution, and limited public trading history make this too speculative for my preferred investment strategy.
I agree on TSLA, while there is a lot of promising tech, the valuation of the company is removed from reality.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 15W - 5L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $383.06 (above) | $379.26 | +1.0% | Tue 1:51 PM ET |
I lost $46k on TSLA calls in one day a few years ago, it was almost all my money. Even when you make it back you'll never forget how that felt. I literally fell to floor it was physically nauseating. I'm still here though. Life goes on bro don't get too much in your head about this and definitely do not start telling yourself "it's over" bc it isn't
I lost like 50k across a series of shitty trades in a week like 6 years ago. Still pains me today. To make matters worse, I sold stock positions in NVDA, MSFT and TSLA to fund them.
I know this thread is 6 years old but if you're reading it in 2026, hi, this one's for you. This question keeps coming up and I've read every reply here. "Someone still has to buy the 100 shares." "Cboe tried mini options and nobody cared." "Dumb question." And OP's point got kind of buried, which is that it was never really about being cheap. They just wanted to write a covered call or hedge something without buying 100 shares of TSLA first. Honestly most of you weren't wrong for the time. If an option settles in shares then yeah, somebody needs the shares. And the minis were still running on the same old setup as every other listed contract. But that's a plumbing problem, not an idea problem. Cash settle it and nobody has to deliver shares. Make settlement cost the same whether it's $5 or $5M and small contracts finally make sense. So the "why not" is pretty much gone now. See you on the other side of 100 shares. I hope you are early.
TSLA bulls scattering like cockroaches under the sun
SPCX and TSLA being the secret intruders there that want a seat at the big boy‘s table but they actually belong in the kid‘s paradise playing with playmobil.
Damn TSLA 0dte jumped 10 percent in a min. I need to stop trading while I’m green fuck.
Don't care what happened 10 years ago, that's irrelevant. I also don't care if you buy TSLA or not.
Bought the most expensive call i have ever bought .. $350 for a TSLA 415c oct 23
TSLA is preparing for some crazy action
Won $600 on the pokies on Sunday, rolling that into TSLA calls this week for the roadster event
Not necessarily. I actually trade single tickers, but tickers like TSLA, NVDA don't really have liquidity issues unless you're buying the long tail.
Roadster event this week .. load up on TSLA calls
Roadster event this week, load up on TSLA calls!
Retards like this is why Wall St love fucking up retail traders, you know he's in here too since he bought TSLA on margin and lucked out from profit
TSLA not that relevant like before and now China production has been making a lot now in EV cars and the demand could be lower in TSLA, so there has been a competition for now
different risk profiles entirely. AVGO gives you real revenue growth at a reasonable multiple with the pullback below the 200-day, while TSLA at 158x forward is basically betting that autonomy materializes before the multiple compresses. if you need the money to work in the next 12 months, AVGO is the safer anchor; if you have a longer horizon and can stomach earnings volatility on Oct 21, TSLA's optionality is the more interesting bet.