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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA may be the all time winner for most propped up stock.
TSLA calls made me $250 yesterday and $926 today. Also sold my 8 shares of TSLA today for $125 profit. Tesla is cool. Microsoft doesn’t have any robots, Amazon is never going to Mars and last time I checked the ceo of Nvidia never stated “I hope they can bioengineer dinosaurs”
Thank you the best DD on TSLA I’ve seen in a decade
Buying TSLA above 410 today was pretty stupid lmfao
My TSLA 405c are giving me the ThomasTheTankEngine.png face
!banbet the pee stored in my balls for TSLA $420 right now
Unironically this whole Strait of Hormuz shit is probably the most bullish catalyst for TSLA in a long time. They're the only electric car manufacturer that can make electric cars at scale AND with profit. And I'm generally a massive TSLA bear.
Will TSLA close below 400
Absolutely hilarious reversal on AMZN and TSLA
TSLA better be careful with improving car sales or they'll be priced like a car manufacturer.
So I don't become the "guy who complains TSLA is up," we should start an inverse-me fund since I have a special ability to crash stocks. My recent accomplishments were CRM, MSFT and now STAG and BX. The big red candle literally occurred two seconds after my purchase occurred. If there are any put buyers interested in such a service:-)
I hate kangaroo market and why is TSLA up 😡😡😡
Exited my TSLA gay puts for a 3k loss. Man I was down like 8k. I am so glad I got to exit at a smaller loss. I legit can't care if it ends up dumping hard, i am so relieved man. Love you all, love wallstreetbets forever.
The complacency and ability to shug off any bad news in this market and keep buying ai hardware stocks and high beta shit like CVNA and TSLA is impressive. 3 years and its the same thing over and over. hats off bulls
TSLA rug pull incoming
GOOG now inverses the market along with TSLA
Idk guys TSLA gonna dump hard
Rotation into TSLA and Boner pills. Not a coincidence
TSLA 405p 0DTE I am a rational man
TSLA hasn't been relevant in like 6 months keep up
TSLA spike nicely on china sells growth
TSLA still on retard strength. Just let it die
Why do ppl get so mad when TSLA goes up
Feels like TSLA needs to come down from that pointless green dildo...news of them working on an AI bot because the one at his actual AI company failed isn't really the positive news it reads like
I just fucking hate everything about TSLA. All of it.
Markets are getting regarded again. TSLA is up 3%
Ah TSLA pumping... unfortunate for me
TSLA is suddenly a car company again
I don't need much, just TSLA to fall to 385 again so I can pay off my house and get my son out of jail. (his bail is more than my mortgage)
TSLA is so undervalued, have you seen their fundamentals? Imagine how much they will rise with FSD in flying cars, they will even come with a sexrobot so you can goon on your way to work. $600 is the only fair valuation at this point
Just ask grok , says TSLA to 438 by March 14th , so calls it is. Don't need anything to go rite in the company if your Elon it just goes up.
TSLA just stays valued like it sells every car on the planet lol
Not true. Its actually very easy to buy a TSLA put, people do it every day
You got a better shot at winning Powerball than buying a TSLA put.
My guess Greta Thunberg is secretly working with the Iranians to close the Straits of Hormuz. Never underestimate the pain a woman can cause. Calls on TSLA
Why is TSLA still in the top 100?
And have the TSLA sex robots pilot ships through hormuz
This is why TSLA is going to moon
TSLA is a tenbagger. Everybody will be buying EVs with high gas prices
TSLA acts so irrationally it has become a safe haven asset during times of uncertainty
[https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.1/zoom:8](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.1/zoom:8) shit's going boys. secretly drumpf had mercy on iran and they are going to stop and resume business as usual. short oil. short usa. in a good way. hormuz is free. but dont buy TSLA for god's sake, please a non-naziish renewable energy co.
**$ORCL** After strong earnings and guidance and more upgrades likely coming, It will continue moving higher. I am holding this position **$PATH** I am also holding this, but it has not moved much so far. Tomorrow’s earnings will likely define the direction. I believe the company has potential, but if institutional investors do not see the same opportunity, I may have to cut losses and move on **$MU** This is the stock everyone should watch as earnings next week. It has strong momentum, and I believe it has the potential to move **$100+ higher** if the numbers and outlook are strong **$TSLA** It has been trading sideways for some time. The stock may need another catalyst and/or strong narrative push from Elon to break out again :-) **$PLTR** I am currently stuck at a higher price. I am selling CC's and try exiting the position ASAP when the opportunity comes
They have stupid companies in them like TSLA and CVNA that you’d never buy if you were serious about stocks
been like this since AT LEAST when Elon started manipulating $TSLA back in the day
COSTCO's makes no sense either...nor TSLA....but here we are!
Is now a good time to buy TSLA?
Elon kid names so you can clearly see he's brightest mind of our generation: | First Name | Birth Year | |------------|-----------:| | Nevada Alexander | 2002 | | Griffin | 2004 | | Vivian Jenna | 2004 | | Kai | 2006 | | Saxon | 2006 | | Damian | 2006 | | X Æ A-Xii | 2020 | | Exa Dark Sideræl | 2021 | | Strider | 2021 | | Azure | 2021 | | Techno Mechanicus | 2022 | | Arcadia | 2024 | | Romulus | 2024 | | Seldon Lycurgus | 2025 | Full port TSLA calls tomorrow
Now might be a good time to short TSLA, since the Saudis are preoccupied with other stuff and can't step in to prop up above $400.
Patents on the detonation process and Hyperion unit. They are also developing downstream patents on what the specific graphene is used in. They just did an actuator patent. There is also regulatory moat. Other producers will have to prove that they can design a system like the hyperion that meets EPA, UK/EU REACH standards for the environment. That took years for HGRAF and most "competitors" have said fuck that noise and have opted for creating their own vertically integrated products. That means they have to get EPA approval for each new thing they come up with. HGRAF can now sell Graphene to Exxon/TSLA/Duracell whoever so that they can use the graphene to make the products they specialize in. GEIC partnership. Companies have been actively engaged with Hydrograph graphene for years at this point in Manchester UK at the GEIC. They know about the consistency and quality that they produce. The big hangup with Graphene has been that manufacturers can't count on getting quality and consistency at volume. They now can and have proven that their graphene can be used in the lab without agglomeration or restacking issues. So one, nobody else can make the quality graphene they do. Nobody else has regulatory clearance to sell bulk and would be years out from getting clearance to do so. Nobody else has the dedicated research with results from years of practical innovation at the GEIC with it. Nobody else has a scalable/modular production unit that only costs 500k to produce to ramp up with orders.
It's 2026 and people are still buying TSLA unironically
“Tesla FSD Almost Killed Me Today”: Tesla Stock (NASDAQ:TSLA) Notches Up Despite FSD Bloopers Gotta love it
Nap dammit, I was gonna buy 3 MU calls yesterday but bitch handed and brought TSLA calls, I could have been up way more
This time is different- pee is stored in the balls TSLA $420.69 eod
!banbet TSLA +5% 1d or pee is stored in the balls
Even fucking TSLA is green, what the fuck are you doing MSFT.
I bought TSLA calls instead of spy 😐
TSLA is the greatest scam in the history of mankind... (behind bitcorn...) therfore, puts (weekly exp)
> Why would TSLA be green when the market is red? why do you ask this question every day? you should see a doctor, your level of deranged obsession is unhealthy.
Why would TSLA be green when the market is red?
TSLA with good news on sales improving and good AI outlook? Down 4% TSLA announces mass exodus of execs? Up 2% Suck my cock
RIVN going to $30 this time. TSLA over here trying to ride Rivians thunder
Don’t become like that guy who gets triggered every day TSLA goes against him
Why is all the volatility in TSLA gone? Why does it act like a safe, stable stock?
Imagine thinking that valuation means something in 2026... Instead of WMT can you focus on TSLA maybe ?!? 360-400PE ?!?
$TSLA High gas price uncertainty = EV sales will soar!
Nothing will ever beat COVID circuit breakers, GME/AMC and TSLA calls. Oh and negative oil, though I didn't play that.
Same. But with QQQ and TSLA. Missed on 30k easy
Don’t compare RKLB to TSLA. The CEOs and their phil are the exact opposites. Elon is a lot of talk about Mars fantasies and what not - while RKLB executes (even with their most recent Neutron delay). Tesla has a huge gap in their product pipeline since 2025 (no new EVs, other products like Optimus just concepts and years, Rocketlab doesn’t have these issues). Finally, SPB is laser-focused on one thing: Being CEO of RKLB - while Elon tries to run at least 3-4 companies with no focus and huge execution gaps.
Is TSLA supposed to benefit off this, maybe a delayed reaction. Am gonna get some month expiry calls tomorrow.
TSLA is already floating at above 1 trillion on a tiny profit. No reason why it wouldn’t be the same for SpaceX. He’s already trying to sell people on the idea of datacenters in space lol
!banbet TSLA -20% 1w
Now, go all in TSLA and tank that meme stock.
TSLA has another 10% down to go before we may have reached market bottom
It's over. NVDA to $400. It's only fair given TSLA's current valuation.
this market acts like TSLA nothing but shitty news yet it still goes up
The market acts like TSLA
My trading is 100% options "investing", almost exclusively on Spy, NVDA and TSLA... The occasional earnings play too. Today I branched out and got some puts on the gamestore. Anyone else a memestock connoisseur?
I own shares. RIVN will either go bankrupt in the next economic downturn or they'll eclipse TSLA in the next decade. I don't have any scenario in mind that isn't one of those extremes. Although, I do think the better EV plays are companies that aren't exclusive to that tech.
Realized. I go cash every night. I trade throughout the day. Mostly SPX, but if I notice a company I’ll play them as well. Generally things that are silly like TSLA calls as soon as people stall celebrating their puts 😂
Only weird dick simps and retards see a bull case for TSLA.
What's the bull case on TSLA here
I trade anything that has volatility. Mainly, TSLA, NVDA & META in stocks. BTC, ETH & SOL in Crypto. NC1 for Futures.
Definitely. High Frequency Trading platforms have been around for while. I wouldn't be surprised if Musk used to manipulate TSLA share price so he could fullfil the requirements for that ridiculous pay package.
The market acts in ridiculous ways. Like TSLA bros that buy stocks on feels.
CRCL seems to be a TSLA like meme
Whew, okay folks - time to pump TSLA again. It's over! Lmao
-3 to +.5 TSLA is such a meme