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Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
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I'm no TSLA defender but it has to be more than 40. I live in a mid size market and we've starting seeing them here.
As we all expected TSLA robot is nowhere near ready. Stock is tanking after hours
TSLA tumbling and META poppin off- this market is not for the crystal ball
$TSLA bulls your daddy isn't coming to save your shitty calls
I bought SPCX puts yesterday and TSLA calls today. Elon has successfully fucked me from both sides 🥴
Listening to the TSLA call so you don’t have to
Laying here reading the TSLA earning report, while my asian masseus tries to work my conk off
oh shoot I didn't even realize it was $TSLA earnings today. glad I shorted it
Oof glad I sold my TSLA after hours at 393
TSLA would probably just get delisted and your puts would settle based on whatever the deal values the shares at, sometimes it gets converted to cash or the new ticker but you'd want to check the merger docs for the actual terms
TSLA what happened to your boner
Those red candles on TSLA, lolz
Deserved for holding TSLA after 2022
The year is 2050. TSLA has posted its 3Q earnings. Revenue is \~25 billion. Stock price is 420.69.
The amount of people here supporting TSLA is concerning.
TSLA currently +.29% after hours… 🪦
cramer's rag Motley Fool said buy TSLA, it's gonna sink
Genuine question- You know, I know, even the shoeshine boy knows that TSLA is super, duper, fucking vastly overpriced and the Leon Cinematic Universe is just a fucking circle jerk. So how/why does the price of TSLA stay up like this when everyone knows its a house of cards?
RIP - Cramers Motley fool rag said to buy $TSLA...
Elon just sitting in TSLA boardroom buying his own stock aggressively to keep it green prior to the call
Tomorrow it won't even look like TSLA had earnings, but hundreds of millions in dollars in calls and puts will be worthless.
I went TSLA instead of META lmao
That TSLA earning pump feels weak af... Pray that you won't get IV crushed
how is META TSLA IBM all green but QQQ red?
TSLA shareholders probably think the higher the P/E, the better.
I hope TSLA goes down because this grifty shit has gone on long enough and needs to die already.
TSLA PE ratio almost the same as their stock price.
I hope TSLA keeps going up so I can buy cheaper puts before the election.
ok, also TSLA, you happy?
TSLA will dump no worries
TSLA buy from yesterday continue to roll
> 04:16 PM EDT, 10/21/2026 (MT Newswires) -- Tesla (TSLA) reported Q3 adjusted earnings late Wednesday of $0.48 per diluted share, down from $0.50 a year earlier. > Analysts polled by FactSet expected $0.45. > Revenue for the quarter ended Sept. 30 was $28.05 billion, compared with $28.10 billion a year earlier. > Analysts expected $28.06 billion.**
Some day you'll learn that TSLA shareholders can't read.
Leon trying to combine TSLA and SPCX is like that scene in Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bob is dancing in front of the mirror. “I’d fuck me.”
Ok, I'm raising my estimate. 3.5 Shares of SpaceX = 1 Share of TSLA This is the new exchange rate.
“Net profit fell to $787 million in the third quarter from $1.4 billion a year earlier, the company said. Sales were $28 billion, little changed from a year earlier. Wall Street analysts had expected net profit of $815 million and sales of $28.3 billion, according to the average of estimates compiled by Tesla.” TSLA up 5% on the day.
* **meta:** revenue **$64.60b vs $63.33b expected**. gaap eps **$3.83**, but that includes a **$9.89b legal charge**. excluding it, eps was **$7.40**. q4 revenue guide **$73b-$76b** and 2026 capex narrowed higher to **$135b-$145b**. strong core business, but insane spending and negative **$2.12b free cash flow** are the problem. [meta release](https://s21.q4cdn.com/399680738/files/content_files/Meta-09-30-2026-Exhibit-99-1_FINAL.pdf) * **tesla:** revenue **$28.10b**, slightly below roughly **$28.34b expected**. adjusted eps **$0.50 vs $0.45**, but gaap eps was only **$0.22**. automotive gross margin excluding credits improved to **18.1%**, while operating margin was **2.6%**. mixed print, better underlying auto margin and cash generation, weak actual profitability. [tesla deck](https://assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents/IR/TSLA-Q3-2026-Update.pdf) * **lrcx:** initial headline is **$8.20b revenue vs roughly $8.15b expected**, so another record-ish AI/memory equipment print. full guidance and call details are still filling in. the real meta headline is not “eps disaster.” it is **revenue beat + $7.40 underlying eps, offset by gigantic capex and cash burn**.
TSLA will fade its struggling at 393
Shoulda held my TSLA calls 😭
TSLA and META both jumping AH and SPY literally not flinching gives some dumpy vibes.
Buying 2dte calls at close while TSLA is at its month high is definitely a decision. Good luck 🫡
Do you think TSLA will stay above 390 until eow?
Meta beat, TSLA beat, ibm beat… this quarter is going to be insane for calls
TSLA will be at FMV when it's about $4/share
LOL META and TSLA fading fast.
Watch that TSLA +2% become -5% by open tomorrow
TSLA. Sales down YoY Analysts manipulated pump fade tomorrow
I got TSLA and META puts so no matter which tanks I get paid 💰
Come On give me the TSLA SPCX merger baby
Waow TSLA and META both hitting the jackpot who would’ve guessed
Meta: generational moneyprinting: up 4%. TSLA: generational money incinerating: up 4%.
Tesla Q3 2026 Earnings $TSLA Adj. EPS $0.48, est. $0.44 Rev. $28.05B, est. $28.13B EPS $0.22, vs. $0.39 y/y Gross margin 19.6%, est. 17.8% Automotive rev. $20.56B, est. $19.83B Services and other rev. $4.61B, est. $4.3B Energy generation and storage rev. $2.88B, est. $3.91B Oper income $718M, est. $599.3M Active FSD subscriptions 1.74M, est. 1.57M FCF $1.53B, est. -$4.99B Achieved second consecutive quarter of TTM rev. above $100B
IBM TSLA moving 1%, META 4% what is this shit
TESLA Q3 EARNINGS Revenue $28.05B vs $28.13B: BBG Services & Other Revenue $4.61B vs $4.3B Gross margin 19.6% vs 17.8% $TSLA
Show me TSLA earnings -20%!
TSLA puts, then full port all in when it dips to ride the merger news up
META and TSLA option death by Thetality
TSLA will have negative earnings but pump 15%
God speed to all the TSLA put soldiers 🫡
$2 million of TSLA January puts just hit the tape. RIP to those plays.
TSLA earnings decide the fate of our country
Everyone saying TSLA calls but its going to tank. Just like reddit stating Spacex was going to tank lol
TSLA LAST 8 EARNINGS MOVES Jul ’26 🔴 -14.5% Apr ’26 🔴 -3.6% Jan ’26 🔴 -3.5% Oct ’25 🟢 +2.3% Jul ’25 🔴 -8.2% Apr ’25 🟢 +5.4% Jan ’25 🟢 +2.9% Oct ’24 🟢 +21.9%
TSLA LAST 8 EARNINGS MOVES Jul ’26 🔴 -14.5% Apr ’26 🔴 -3.6% Jan ’26 🔴 -3.5% Oct ’25 🟢 +2.3% Jul ’25 🔴 -8.2% Apr ’25 🟢 +5.4% Jan ’25 🟢 +2.9% Oct ’24 🟢 +21.9%
Short that shit TSLA!!!
I bought 16k worth $TSLQ. First time shorting $TSLA
TSLA calls, META puts
He is gonna use TSLA and SPCX merger to hype it up when beat Earning. I mean....they even sell Tesla cars to SpaceX before so they can just keep sellint to SpaceX or his friends to beat Earning.
Kind of weird that we got this war news now. I think if META and TSLA pump after Earning then we'll get a big short squeeze tomorrow. The war news doesn't move oil much. Thats how I fnd it weird but who the fuck know in this market lol
Imagine more bombs and META+TSLA miss or more capex lol
According to AI, META is a better Bet than TSLA before ER.
If the insiders don't tank TSLA and META prices completely before 4, I'm taking calls lowkey
maybe somebody saw META and TSLA numbers ahead of release?
Musk will probably try to make TSLA dump so it's cheaper for SPCX to buy lol
guys are we going long for TSLA today?
Everyone is saying META ↗️ TSLA ↘️ Inversing all of you 😅
Shouldn't this collapse TSLA stock price? He's going to force the same bs spacex stock restrictions on whatever this new sham of an entity is going to be
NFLX earnings movement was kinda obvious but I forgot about it. TSLA on the other hand, I'm genuinely wondering if its calls or no
If SpaceX is the buyer of TSLA in a merger soon and Elon controls most of the voting power, does he really have much incentive to pump Tesla’s valuation tomorrow? 🤔😉 watch them flush TSLA one last time on this earnings while SPCX holds its gains Knockout punch for TSLA longs I think tsla goes AH atleast -5%
I actually think TSLA might NOT dump bc of SPCX. Investors are clearly investing in E more than the actual numbers? But thanks for talking about META with me. Now I don't feel as nervous (even though it's just a small position). AMX earnings is this week too and I'm hoping it'll go up too.
Last earnings TSLA dropped from 380 to a low of 306 in 2 days...
I need TSLA and META valhallas AHs or I am fn done for.
Yeah I sold META call spreads and TSLA put spreads but tbh scared for both positions since TSLA already ran up and everyone is saying META will go up lol
Big share unlock tomorrow. Also TSLA earnings today after market may be some kind of influence
Lmao spcx down >4% from highs already. TSLA could use a similar dump.
TSLA calls META puts thank me later
If they can pump SPCX then they can also pump TSLA.
I wonder what amazing and awesome name Musk will give to the merged SPCX/TSLA entity, you guys
Feeling feisty. Should I buy puts on TSLA?
The TSLA stock price is justified on promises of level 5 self driving, wide deployment of robo taxis (not geofenced, in which space tesla is still behind), humanoid robots, etc. Getting a working production line for their cars is not enough of a delivery on a promise to justify the stock price. Musk has not delivered on one single promise that actually justifies the stratospheric valuations. Not one. Everything he's done has been the kind of work that justifies a much more normal valuation. If all he does is sell cars, and rocket launches, the and the stocks were valued on those things alone, then they'd be good investments, in good companies. You need the promise of completely revolutionizing whole industries to justify the current valuation. Musk has done that when the technology was ready for someone to put it all together. All of the successes of Tesla and SpaceX are built on the technology basically being ready, and Musk just getting enough smart people in the room to put it together. He has not done it with a fundamentally new technology conceived and developed within his companies, but that's what the valuation is based on. Wall Street doesn't know shit. They can't predict the future better than anyone else. They know finances, they don't know technology. They don't know the difference between electric cars before Tesla and after Tesla. There's a reason why money managers seldom beat the market, and almost never beat the market consistently.