TSLA

theJimmybob

Mag 7 Today: 🥇 $META +6.02% 🥈 $MSFT +4.93% 🥉 $GOOGL +4.88% 4️⃣ $AMZN +4.58% 5️⃣ $TSLA +3.49% 6️⃣ $NVDA +2.93% 7️⃣ $AAPL -1.78%

WorkingGuy99percent

Ever hear of this guy Elon? Or his little car company Tesla? I mean...16 years ago was a good time to buy TSLA off that CEO's manic hype train BS.

JudgmentCharming355

SPCX/TSLA at least 28.5% is the ratio that Elon Musk needs to keep majority for voting rights in case of a merge, thats why he dumps TSLA

jerome-yellen

Is STLA just a TSLA typo??

GameTime2325

\>economically illiterate Lmao you mean the trillion+ dollar market cap company with the same revenue as Chipotle with a market cap of $75-$80billion? Sounds like the same TSLA regards buying in to the FSD talk for the last decade “Full self driving will be here next year bro. Trust me bro. One more year bro. It’s right there. We don’t need more sensors on the car bro.”

cucci_mane1

Im thinking that stocks like this - PLTR, TSLA, and SPCX - are top of my "buy put options" list as we get near end of bull market. As soon as index drops 15-20% off peak, these insanely overvalued hype meme stocks will drop 85-90%.

Josepth_Blowsepth

Pointing at TSLA

All_four_Elements

TSLA as a stock is a stark reminder that the market can stay regarded longer than you stay unregarded. Things' been overpriced by about 10 times for over 5 years

Only4TheShow

NVDA $62,134 26.65% HCA $30,909 13.26% AAPL $30,361 13.02% GOOGLE $28,808 12.35% AMZN $28,352 12.16% QQQ $26,095 11.19% SPMO $8,433 3.62% SPCX $7,032 3.02% TSLA $5,806 2.49% MSFT $5,247 2.25% \-------------------------- TOTAL $233,178 Update

Only4TheShow

Update **Position** **Value** **%** NVDA $62,134 26.65% HCA $30,909 13.26% AAPL $30,361 13.02% GOOGLE $28,808 12.35% AMZN $28,352 12.16% QQQ $26,095 11.19% SPMO $8,433 3.62% SPCX $7,032 3.02% TSLA $5,806 2.49% MSFT $5,247 2.25% Total $233,178.

Hot_Sacks

TSLA have a chance to recover, or is it down in the dirt where it belongs?

Hot_Sacks

TSLA have a chance to recover, or is it down in the dirt where it belongs?

jerome-yellen

Life changing missed opportunity on TSLA today, generational buy, FML

RisingSerpent222

Trades everything. Mostly AAPL, TSLA and NVDA calls

DM_KITTY_PICS

>Kinda just thought itd be funny to refer to myself in the 3rd person as a bit like who does this guy think he is LMAO. **Most of what I do here is a character for yalls enjoyment **(i do still think TSLA defies reality tho..)

Torimiata

Same reason TSLA is up nearly 4% intra-day despite no major news (AFAIK) and with a staggering PE Ratio (TTM) of 295.80. Insert quote about irrational markets and you staying solvent.

Wind_Ensemble

TSLA go downies 🔴

verified-trader

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $330.00 (above) | $312.55 | $323.66 | +5.6% | Aug 10, 4:35 AM | | **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - |

account_not_active

it might be time to full port into TSLA calls.

AcademicStandard3701

Watch this TSLA wants to hit $330

SkyEclipse

I searched but no one seemed to have asked this so… What do you feel about TESLA? Is it a great company? You mentioned great companies like Amazon would bounce back eventually if they dropped 50%, wondering if TSLA would apply to that.

turtleofgirth

TSLA on the move

vermilli21

Why is TSLA green?

Smooth_Fill888

Going to buy TSLA as a swing. It's a pos meme stock but it's near all time lows while all other hypers are soaring. It'sll get a boost from that.

turtleofgirth

Lets got TSLA, go on a face ripper

hioman01

Sell everything and buy mag7 except TSLA

Cockballzz

Looks more like TSLA would buy SPCX than the other way around

IvoryTowerResident

I also bought some TSLA calls for a counter trend rally.

RisingSerpent222

TSLA looks like it’s about to rocket

qx2

All TSLA owners should double down, SPCX about to buy you in boi

LeDoohickey

Proud of myself for panic selling TSLA during premarket

Boraximus

full porting SPCX and TSLA on open and going to live with one of those uncontacted tribes for the next 30 years

Ok_Cry7572

I told my cousin to buy TSLA stock every month, I shouldn't have told him this cause I was gonna buy it and get rich slowly and now he probably will get richer than me. Fuccc

bly10234

What’s anyone think about TSLA

orcassharks

What about TSLA?

vermilli21

Doesn’t take a genius to know if TSLA put out sex robots, the stock would be at 500 right now

gizamo

That it'll have a bear trap pop? No way it's going up long-term with that shit revenue, and everyone knowing Musk is just going to have it acquire TSLA at some absurdly stupid valuation.

Templar_Swamp_Stake

Just watched The Odyssey. The idea that it was somehow “woke” and that Grok could shit out something better … wow, I can’t put into words how fucking stupid you’d have to be to think that. Anyways that’s all the DD I need, I’m going hard on long puts for SPCX and TSLA this week.

WordsHappenedHere

Believe it or not. SPCX calls. Yes yes I know it’s overpriced garbage that should probably be trading at $50. But so is TSLA. But there are far too many retail shorts on it now. And it’s too obvious that with the lockup period expiring and earnings coming that it will dump. That would make far too much sense. We all know markets are generally retarded. *When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes*

outernet9

SPCX and TSLA puts

Ok_Cry7572

Bros TSLA calls got cooked😭😭 At least 1 dead, after a gunman opens fire around an In-N-Out in Idaho. The shooter is dead. He was also seen shooting into Teslas at a nearby Supercharger station.

BarbellPadawan

Want wait until the market stops believing 🥭, and for imbecile TSLA investors to stop believing 🍈

ChampionshipSoggy618

2 cents nobody asked for: - IONQ calls - quantum trade broke down but they've surged on earnings before - UBER puts - uber waymo rift enough to take over sentiment - DKNG puts - obviously thought is world cup boost + upcoming midterms but prediction markers probably eating it alive - TSLA puts - Spcx is expensive to short, feels like an easy way to get some downside exposure when sentiment is already low after their earnings. Elon's slowly losing favor

account-names

See humanoid robots working in car assembly lines at BMW and TSLA

Fetlocks_Glistening

So... calls TSLA you say?

Unh0lyCatf1sh

the value of Bitcoin has no relation to reality, it is a purely speculative asset, much like TSLA it is not traded on anything tangible but purely on vibes by retards that don't understand it has no intrinsic value

Fauster

For me, 45 DTE is still short term. 120 is better, 180+ is better still. You still have convexity, but less convexity. I do like to pick wide OOM bear spreads for initialization. LT expiries are more expensive up front though, so you can narrow the bear spread a bit if that is an issue. My logic is that is that when own stocks with the most quickly ramping earnings and margin, I have to put up with a ton of volatility, especially overnight and Asia but I don't want to be forced to sell. If the spot drops all the way through a spread, like it did with SPCX and RKLB recently, I mostly just close them, sometimes roll, because I always have layered spreads. If spot drops through the spread, you already made most of the money, and you have lost convexity. But, I don't like to default to rolling because the best time to sell spreads is NOT the best time to buy them. I plan to permanently run with at least 5% of the value of my portfolio in bear spreads, unless the bottom falls out, then I may go straight long again. Because of this, I want to minimize the cost per day of hedging. Year-DTE bear spreads are even better, but again cost more up front. With layered LT expiries, you can afford to wait for great times to buy them, when the sun is out, when stocks are hitting new highs on fierce volume, when MTUM is ascendant, when call interest >> put interest, when there are no massive put floors right underneath the price. Most importantly, when IV < HV. If IV == HV, then I think the options are still underpriced. Black-Scholes models assume a random-walk Gaussian distribution, which is plain wrong. Actual forward distributions are much narrower than Gaussians and have much longer tails on both sides. The market dramatically overestimates the time that the spot will stay in a narrow range. If IV<< HV, on a stock, that is a juicy price. So wait for rallies to find firesale prices on LT puts. No one is forcing your hand. The middle of a crash is a bad time to buy bear spreads, but with 4-12 months DTE, that's fine, because you already have them. I always have a spread because I never expect a security to fall by 50%, though it happens, so why not make it cheaper? With this setup, your portfolio is the equivalent of a Poor-Man's VIX structure. This means you would just flat out buy SPY and buy a SPY bear spread or put at the same time. This is arguably cheaper and better than buying VIXY. I probably have some SPY bear spreads, but I like to concentrate on more volatile stocks but only when IV is low and spreads are good. I like SPCX and TSLA because they are so active so they have tight spreads, so you don't lose on the bid/ask spread just to enter. I'm flat out bearish on TSLA, and a little scared of SPCX because the last falcon heavy launch was a good one. Still overvalued, but I think a lot of retail traders who are rich from betting on TSLA (I was long until the cybertruck and semi delays happend) will give Elon all the funding he needs. I also think that these fanboys are leaving TSLA for SPCX, which is conventional wisdom, and behind all the talk that Elon will try to merge them. I think we does want to merge them, but he would rather hit TSLA capitalization targets first, then roll into SPCX to it SPCX valuation targets. In this market, I don't think he'll get the TSLA kickers, but he certainly could if SPCX made an offer for TSLA that is just ridiculously far above spot. SPCX and RKLB puts were super cheap with great spreads in the early days of the IPO, and let's face it, we know the average trajectory of an IPO. It will open too high, rally to a blow-off-top peak, then fall below the entry point as investors that have been in 5-10 years rush to the gates to unload as the lockup ends. I even have some low-value SMH spreads for more direct volatility purchases. But yeah, tl;dr: OOM bear spreads are very convex when the price falls into them. I just think it makes financial sense to go as LT as you can afford if you want to run with hedging; volatility can literally give me ulcers without them. Every down day, you can sort your portfolio by daily gains, see a lot of green, then think about when you want to close spreads, before you think about selling stocks with strong margin growth into a panic/value-at-risk unwind. Also, when you buy LT bear spreads, you don't have to buy them as often, so you lose money on the spread ONCE, not many times. But, everyone has their own style. I used to take a lot more concentration risk, I've made all the mistakes that noob investors make. Never buy LT spreads when the market is crashing because the MM and Wall Street will be busy stacking puts, IV>HV, a dumb condition.

Ok_Cry7572

YTD returns: AMZN +19.9% AAPL +14.0% GOOGL +13.0% NVDA +6.3% MSFT -1.7% META -14.4% TSLA -28.9%

bask_oner

I’ve owned RSP for more than 15 years. It was sold to me back when it was common to have brokers and ETFs were starting to look better than mutual funds. The broker pitched it as a smart play because fee was lower than mutual funds and why should market share dictate amount of investment. This is the same guy who told me to buy AT&T over TSLA about a year after IPO. Thankfully I only took his advice on RSP. Just go buy VOO on Robinhood.

Iron-condor-6050

🍈 is planning to spend $100-120 million on backing some 🚩🐘 for the midterms. TSLA is gonna get smashed.

ramdomvariableX

Rich, and powerful people don't get margin called. US govt. will bail them out if needed. Another example is Musk / TSLA / SPCX.

BeatzAway

SPCX TSLA merger waiting room

GoZukkYourself

"Investing isn't easy" "Look at my TSLA options position" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

CrimsonRunner

well, there's certainly a number of people who disliked him but there's many people who were swearing by him as well and putting their entire portfolios into TSLA.

vermilli21

That guy on 165k margin loan on TSLA, won a pickle ball tournament, got dim sum, boba, and ended the day paying .43 towards his loan 😭

Brilliant_Tax_4009

I did very similar; started with $7500 in June 2025, made it to $115k by the end of Oct. and had no f'ing clue how to trade the downside properly and got stuck in several sticks that went 40-50% red and my account went from 115 back to 16k. Still up over my original 7500 so I'm not complaining. I found I do better when I focus on 1 or 2 stocks. I made all that money back in 2025 trading GLD. I'm on a comeback tour now and back to just over 50k since taking my losses and selling all my red stocks back in March. I should have held because EVERY ONE of rhem has since come back; but I was tires of looking at a red portfolio. Now I concentrate on SPY and TSLA. I study the levels and charts and take 0dte's on SPY and the nearest exp or spreads on TSLA. I do better focusing on 1 or 2 at a time. SPY is good for a $7-9 range everyday and TSLA is good for about a $10 range but occasionally makes HUGE moves worth thousands. 20 trades a day at an average of $30-50 playing the range and you make a nice little chunk by the end of the week.

CrimsonRunner

I actually addressed that. >TSLA merger. Almost certainly what Musk wants, as he no longer has sole discretion over it, while he does in SPCX. Practically not possible. SPCX is a US national security interest/concern. TSLA has a major market in China and a potential merger makes it a China national security interest/concern. The merger is so impossibly unlikely, which isn't to say Musk mentioning it on the earnings call can't have a temporary positive effect on the price of either stock, that rumors appeared that TSLA might sell or in another way divest itself of its chinese holdings. Musk denied this but who knows. Either way the point is it's not happening.

DonateMoneyPLS

It works until Elon says merging SPCX with TSLA or some BS that props up the stock.

Ok_Cry7572

TSLA - $60 Million $250 Puts were bought! And $400 Calls were SOLD! Nothing to Worry about! Elon is definitely not sandbagging Tesla for merger with SpaceX

AlbertiApop2029

Fair value for TSLA is $20.82.

cool-lala

As much as being a doc helps in fixing your BYD or TSLA

wf-ivara

Stock market is 80% vibes lol Look at TSLA and tell me if being an accountant predicts that valuation

_rockthemike

Dude need NVDA to become a 7.5T company in a years time to break even. So just add the entire market cap of META & TSLA and you’re almost there. Absolutely loaded up on LEAPS at all time high. This has got to be fake because someone with 1 mil would never be this retarded

Clearsky_Beyond

SPCX(TSLA)=Religion MU=Company

asatcat

Tell that to TSLA

barelyreadsenglish

July 31 (Reuters) - The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said on Friday it has opened a preliminary investigation into about 1.2 million Tesla (TSLA.O), opens new tab vehicles over ​reports of suspension failures that could cause a loss of ‌vehicle steering control.

gizamo

Much of tech got flattened to PEs near ~20ish. NFLX had a more absurd PE, hence the larger drop. Now they're at ~22. For whatever reason, TSLA escaped the flattening. They're still at a PE of ~290. Lol. I guess they're not really a tech stock after all. Must be their muskiness factor because SPCX is still at a PE near something like ‰.

SpaceXLord

This weekend SPCX, TSLA and Buttcorn investors will meet in person. At the soup line.

Kit_Adams

TSLA didn't spin off SPCX they were two independent companies with the same CEO.

spirochete_pete

How’s that TSLA stock doing compared to GOOGL bud?

DRKMSTR

Surprising that it's not down 90%. If it holds were seeing another TSLA stock. 

ThanksDependent1001

NVDA and TSLA high liquidity.

Vlisa

I don’t believe in the business. The only path to profitability they have is renting compute and Starlink. SPCX is just a vehicle for Musk to merge TSLA with to hit his bonus incentive.

TofuPapa

MU, TSLA and MSFT calls will rip next week.

Rambok01

Robotics - OUST, TSLA, ARM potentially good

ap1618

I think TSLA has finally been found out

cbusoh66

As tempting as it is to short SPCX before the big unlock Thursday, I learned a lesson or two from TSLA days, Elon dickriders can irrationally drive the stock up even on bad news. I bet it pumps to allow the dumping of those new shares on retail.

Valkorion335786

September TSLA 400 It's just so stupid it might work

enc-nyc

Too late, TSLA, too late

Own-Recipe5908

C'mon TSLA follow SPCX down the hole. Elon doesn't want you to be worth more than that piece of shit anyway.

Tyrannofelis

Nah, when I was invested in TSLA I was optimistic with EVs, batteries and solar power, then I realized the dictator of the company(ies) didn't care about it anymore :(

Loose_Jackfruit_3104

That’s the plan, the spacex earnings report on the 4th has me wondering about what effect it’ll have on TSLA and whether rolling would be a good idea

enc-nyc

Strong gains, right. Because of that morning fuckeroo they did up to 10:15 my portfolio is -$150 today thanks to TSLA.

Ok_Cry7572

The plan is buy SpaceX now and ride it up and then sell SpaceX and buy TSLA near Nov to catch that premium. You can catch both, that's what I'm doing

Ok_Cry7572

Nah Elon has to merge TSLA EOY or early 2027 and he needs SpaceX stock to be over 1.8T cap so he has larger stake in SpaceX remaining after giving TSLA shares

habfranco

TSLA be like: "look mom, I'm pumping!"

OneImportance4061

Right. If Tesla's market cap was a tenth of what it is the cars would still be the same cars. But the stock would be trading at $30 instead of $300 and the P/E would be 28 instead of 288. That would still be high for an auto company - (ford and toyota are around 10) but it would at least be a kind of sane for a company still expecting a lot of growth. Not too many folks saying TSLA is not a real company with a profitable product to sell that people want. But they are starting to wake up to the idea that they may not justify their current insane valuation for another generation - if ever. Who REALLY believes there will be millions of autonomous TSLA robotaxis on the roads in the next five years? Let alone the stupid robots autonomously doing our dishes.

Burtonwurton

Thats funny, even TSLA is back in the green.

Key_Change_6635

MU's volatility makes TSLA look like a walk in the park.

PandAlex

'Member when GOOG was $320? Were you smart and bought GOOG or dumb and buy TSLA/SPCX?

RuleSafe6767

Exactly about rotating which MAG7 is used to put bracings under SPY. They're having to pish a bit harder now that TSLA and SPCX are running on fumes

SoCallMeDeaconBlues1

If it was JUST the space and rocket stuff I might've been a willing participant. You just know he's gonna try to fold TSLA into it. Add that to the AI/from Bs and I'm out. I'm not giving a dime to him to bail out his dumbass twitter purchase

OriginalFatPickle

ugh... hate to say it... I'm going to buy TSLA stock.

ProofByVerbosity

Quite honestly my buying if I do would only be for flipping it on hype. I used to flip TSLA here and there. Never liked or believed in the company. I haven't touched it in well over a year, and won't again now. I had no idea on those impacts, so thanks for taking care of my doom scrolling this morning. I'd assume as climate change progresses that the space business is contributing to daily those interruptions would be more frequent. That's a pretty solid thesis though, without the satellite component I don't see much demand for spacex. I'm sure Elon will continue his Mars B.S. just like his robotaxis and self driving he was snake oiling for a decade to keep the valuations high. But I don't believe in that pipedream, at least for my investing lifetime. Ronald Reagon style star wars projects? I don't see how it's possible since the U.S. is underwater in debt and spending the farm on military as it is.

FalseDiamond7930

RBLX, MSTR, SPCX and TSLA getting rekt just feels good.

enc-nyc

META is probably shittiest stock in existence. TSLA holds honorary 2nd place.

LilEddieDingle

TSLA would be a good buy at like $25 a share, lol. Elon and his companies are trash. Sorry that the truth hurts your feelings.

ProofByVerbosity

I don't think that's unfounded, but here we are in an AI bubble, there's a lot of IF that has been driving valuations for a while. I'd buy it next year affter all shares are released around that level probably. I think there;s some money to be made in space, but really I'd be buying it to flip because I'm sure there are going to be hype cycles for it that have nothing to do with the company's fundementals or what they have actually done, much like TSLA.

ProofByVerbosity

based on what analysis? I'd love to see the numbers. or just based off reddit hivemind elon bad bullshit. the same DD that people use to say TSLA is worth $0?

PapaCharlie9

You'll end up with adjusted contracts. The details of how they will be adjusted will depend on the details of the merger. For example, if SPCX buys TSLA outright and TSLA as a ticker ceases to exist, you're contracts will be converted to SPCX1 (or some other digit) and will deliver some number or SPCX shares and/or cash. If the reverse happens, your contract will be converted to TSLA3 (or some other digit) and will be adjusted to deliver some number of new TSLA shares and/or cash. More details about adjusted contract scenarios here: https://www.reddit.com/r/options/wiki/faq/pages/adjustments