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$TSLA - Cybertruck is out at Gigafactory Texas soon
Basically all in on these three
Tesla, SpaceX Shares Take Early Hit as Midterm Blue Wave Unfolds
DOW30 pumping 1250 points pre market after numbers show Dems swept congress. SPCX and TSLA down -4.50% pre.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | November 1, 2026
Trump vows to protect Musk, floats pre-emptive staff pardons
I’m the guy with TSLA loss porn early in the week trying to buy puts, I revenge traded and made almost all of it back…
Sundar nearly ended my ass twice through earnings, but at least FTNT and TSLA puts saved me
Isn’t it weird that TSLA stock is detached for the reality for THIS long
The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
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Please google Anthropic. They already owe 1 trillion to Google, TSLA, and others including europeans due until 2045. It doesn’t behoove me or anybody to put money on this stock when it IPO’s. You are giving money away to banks, initial investors, hedge funds. You will be sitting on your bottom awaiting it to go up which might never happen. Don’t take me wrong, it is a good company but the question is,…Is it worth 1.5 Trillion for just a fraction of stocks they are selling while they already own 2/3 that money in loans.
For every general rule that can be summed up in a reddit post, there is a counterexample somewhere in history. Do I see something similar forming than Cisco? Cisco had a P/E of 200 at the top. Google and NVDA have somewhere in the 15-25 range. I also held GOOGL before when it dropped from 190 to 140. I held, it's 290 now. NVDA, I did not hold thru the drop 4-5 years ago, which was stupid. So no, I don't see things repeating for solid companies. If you buy into TSLA, that's a different story.
SpaceX has defense contracts to protect it, but TSLA relies on public retail sentiment and favorable regulatory tailwinds. Between NHTSA investigations, shrinking EV tax credits under Democratic pushback, and growing brand fatigue, TSLA is prime for a serious pullback as policy shifts from subsidizing to scrutinizing
TSLA probably stopped producing the Cyber Truck because “it’s all computer” and they couldn’t get the chips any longer.
Wonder why TSLA is stopping production of the Cyber Truck? Can’t SPCX just keep buying corporate cars to pump those numbers up?
This is interesting, but I think worrying too much about these kinds of numbers is quite "market can remain irrational longer than etc. etc.". Some of these will crash, some might even somehow earn this much, but some might, you know, be TSLA.
Ah yes googl is a trash stock, as is TSLA, and nvda. These stocks depending on time period are down 20-30%. I'd say get off your high horse with your soy boy investments in schd lol. These posts are a joke. Acting like you're some competent investor sitting in voo and then high nosing doesn't provide any value or benefit. Properly investing in higher beta names and ai has resulted in massive gains over voo. The risk reward is completely different. Beta names are down big that doesn't make them trash stocks it just means they aren't mag 7 with billions in free cash flow. Seeking alpha is part of profiles. If you are seeking beta that's fine, but don't participate in these conversations if you choose to provide nothing of value.
I've been in the game for a few years now and I've held TSLA during the $300-100 slide so mentally I'm ok. All good. Your post + a few others inspired me to make mine. I don't really like posting personal info so it's just the loss image. Thought I would post to make others feel better or at the very least let others know, shit happens to everyone lol.
By doing whatever dark arts support TSLA’s valuation.
TSLA options fucking blow
AAPL and TSLA, I mean those were the positions I had. Just sold them like 1min ago
Imagine being dumb enough to pile back into SPCX and TSLA just so Musk can steal another trillion from you. His investors are such cucks lol
EOD TSLA calls for next week suckas
Soxx bounces a little shit like TSLA/SPCX bounce a lot, this is got a long way to go.
TSLA doing sus pumpity-dumps again. Maybe things really are back to normal.
I own 8,350 or shares of SPCX still. The shares I purchased yesterday on margin was a contrarian bet. I have traded TSLA many times before SPCX and have been treated well. My 8350 or so current shares of SPCX are in the red (mostly) but I ain't selling those until I see a fracking Tesla riding around in Mars. So there.... I think the man is a genius and I plan to ride his crazy shit all the way to Mars.
In a 2023 $TSLA earnings call, Elon Musk claimed Tesla had \*\*\*one million\*\*\* Cybertruck reservations. As of now, a TOTAL of approximately 71,000 Cybertrucks have sold. Today Musk announced that Tesla is DISCONTINUING the Cybertruck. Securities fraud ?
Listen up proles, I got TSLA puts. Do not follow me
People had puts and Elon made some calls to fuck them over The TSLA strategy
SPCX wiped out its "dems coming for Elon" dip, TSLA making its way back. Meanwhile Semis and SPY barely recovering. I really don't understand the goddamn stock market.
TSLA: Turning Cybertrucks to Cybercucks.
TSLA has held on way too long though, range bound really and not dropping. I’ve mostly refused to touch anything TSLA but I’ve seen it drop multiple times this year knowing it’s probably a good buy at that point, definitely could have made $$ swing trading it
Honestly TSLA calls seems illogical but will print
In a sane market they would get beaten up for that monstrosity and their absolutely abysmal performance for years. In a market full of insanely overpriced equities, there's few more breathtakingly ridiculous than TSLA
Oh all things to be getting a relief bounce today, TSLA is up 4%? I know its a memestock but come on now. For everyone asking if we've bottomed, no way that happens while TSLA has a pe bordering on fucking 400 and a pb of 15
NGL, I'd be ok with TSLA hitting 100/sh. Thx man.
If Tesla were at $100/sh, Cash rich SPCX could save the slowly declining co. without damaging SPCX value (much?) going forward. The merger only makes sense for TSLA.
QUESTION: I've heard SPCX might buy TSLA. Anyone willing to give me 2 sentences on legitimacy and status of this? Thanks in advance, and happy Friday!
$TSLA is incredibly overbought but the options are pretty expensive
TSLA down 19% yoy with fwd pe > 160x. Easy decision
Conflicted whether I should buy long dated puts on TSLA or long dated calls on MU. So I’ll leave it up to the chat to decide
Last chance to every buy TSLA below 400 (price to earnings)
$TSLA has really lost direction since COVID. They should've focused on an affordable compact EV in the $25k-$30k range to compete with Toyota Corolla and Honda Civics. They should've created a normal looking pickup truck.
So TSLA roaring right back to the PE of 500. lol
>Key AI stocks were mixed. Nvidia (NVDA.O), rose 4.5% >Other heavyweight chipmakers, including AMD, Intel (INTC.O), Broadcom, and Micron Technology (MU.O), were up between 4.5% and 8%, while Elon Musk's Tesla (TSLA.O), and SpaceX (SPCX.O), were also up 2% and 4% after losses earlier this week.
Nobody in their right mind ever touched TSLA anyway. It was always about a retarded cult of personality.
TSLA is absolutely retarded. I swear every massive dip has a rally the next day.
Yeah, too good to last, we're back into vibrating territory. No directionality. Pack it up, MMs will squeeze this market dry straight to 4 pm. Probably still worth trading like TSLA or something but SPY/QQQ is toast.
Full port TSLA $200 December Puts
TSLA puts at 364 for free money
Lol at TSLA/SPCX keeping their recovery as soxx fades.
Imagine falling for the SPCX, TSLA and PLTR bull traps after that sell off lol
TSLA calls because I saw a cyber truck yesterday
!banbet TSLA 315 1 w
TSLA winding down Cyber Truck production. Lolz!! Why, can’t SPCX just keep buying more corporate vehicles?
He was going to fold it into SpaceEXat a price that allowed him to hit thr TSLA market cap bonus contract in his clause to unlock more trillions as long as Rs stayed in power. That was his end game.
If even TSLA is recovering then you know it's joever.
OMG it was insane! I had TSLA lottos that expired the day before, much to my frustration. I was gutted after I woke up and the big moves were done. My AMD banbet was a win, though. Even though I made that one by accident lol.
😔 I shouldn’t have sold those covered puts. Made me cover like 40 pts above today’s lows. Oh well. Was a good trade. I’m up like 92k YTD on TSLA, all market short positions. Next time I trade it I’m sure I’ll fuk myself and ~~lose~~ tax loss harvest all of that.
Did you offset your long TSLA puts?
That's what I noticed, and it's my biggest problem. Like if I had more to throw around with, I would've gone for a lot more TSLA lottos with a longer strike than 1dte that I barely made money on. Or been able to throw some money around to different stocks instead of deliberating on the best choice. :sadsuit:
Everyone is talking like this is the apocalypse. MU is still up 130% YTD. NVDA is up 500% over the past 5 years (and down 2% this year). Shit may be getting tossed around a little bit, but it is far from reaching the fan yet... Call me when TSLA is worth less than Toyota... Hate to tell you, it's still a car company running in 3rd place for self driving vehicles with no real revenue stream outside of that.
Let me help! If I hold $1,000 of SPCX + $1,000 of TSLA and each position loses 10%, I have lost 10% total. That’s still like ($90-110B) for him?
I bought 11/6 TSLA and ORCL calls are close. I felt like this.
TSLA 300 by eow. elon is over.
Yeah there was never going to be a soft landing with that amount of extreme leverage and imbalance in AI and the neoclouds and hyperscalers, it was too dependent on extreme speculation and margin just like in 1929. And although it's true the Blue Tsunami puts in some tough anti-AI policy right away (Texas and Georgia are just tip of the iceberg with hard stops on data centers), it's much worse because the push against data centers it's bipartisan. Basically all of the data center ban initiatives passed and those take effect immediately, and many of the [harshest restrictions were actually passed in very Red areas like rural Ohio](https://www.toledoblade.com/local/politics/2026/11/04/data-centers-ohio-voters-reject-large/stories/20261104104) or [Indiana](https://www.ipm.org/news/2026-10-22/over-half-of-indiana-counties-now-restrict-data-centers). And the GOP state candidates like Donalds in Florida survived only because they read the room and went anti-AI bubble and opposed data centers themselves, and Florida with it's sinkholes hurricanes and storms would be the worst place to build them anyway, insurers won't cover them there. So there's not even any consolation prize and nowhere for the hyperscalers to run to. And now with China Europe and other places making their own cheaper frontier AI and chips (and China with it's own EUV, GPU's and chips supply coming online), the AI models already here can't raise their prices or they lose business. (Or bankrupt the customers they do have). So the shovel sellers take a hit too. This is why it's never a good idea to put so many economic eggs in one basket with so many companies priced to impossible perfection. Especially sector depending so much on massive debt and hype, and huge PE ratios and overvaluations even outside AI tech. Even with the massive falls today, TSLA still has a ridiculous valuation more than other car companies combined even though it's sales way below Toyota, VW and GM alone and it's lost the EV industry to BYD (and soon to Geely), way behind Waymo and even Mercedes in self-drive and Tesla not innovating as much. Much farther to fall, although in being fair they're hardly alone, Palantir has been same and even Nvidia's price for perfection had been ignoring cheaper GPU and TPU options, in general and now from China, no way to maintain those margins or prices. Heck even Apple couldn't sell enough for that kind of valuation, and Coreweave and Oracle have near junk bond status, just when debt re-finance gets pricier.
like probably not but you don't feel like SPY has been weirdly and conveniently propped up all year? like that one day 499 stocks were -4% but fucking TSLA was +9% and SPY read -0.50%
TSLA is coming back. Already up $0.50!!!
I would just like to take a victory lap. TSLA and SPCX down big after the election.
It’s amazing how shit like TSLA is still at ATH
I had TSLA $365 puts that expired worthless yesterday lol I hate myself 🫠
Did you still have any TSLA lottos? :happy:
Personally I don't like VGT as a fund because it excludes things people would normally consider tech. No AMZN (consumer discretionary), no GOOG/GOOGL (communications), no META (communications), no TSLA (consumer discretionary), no SPCX (industrials), and I'm sure there are others. I think that "technology companies" extend well outside of just the official technology sector and VGT won't capture those. IGM might be a better choice in that regards. Though, personally, I wouldn't use a sector-aligned fund as my base fund.
HOW THE FUCKKKK IS TSLA still up 5% in 3 months?!??! Will nothing kill this stock?!?!! Fucking memory dead but tsla still hanging in. This fucking stock and retard ceo is worth $20 MAX
Right now, who is feeling worse? 1. Elmo (on the 400mil loss trade, SPCX and TSLA tanking), or 2. cum-in-chief (being pantsed by Texas, Ohio and Bib-i), or 3. The best trader of all time T Jr on not making profit today?
Oh yes TSLA i'm so close
If you actually believe that's the reason TSLA lost 10% in a day, oh my sweet summer child 💀
TSLA keeps dropping lmao, kinda regretting closing my shorts today
I understand the concern but "one or two companies controlling human progress" is just not the truth. Even in my situation, I have Claude (only one I actually pay for and it has earned its' fee many times over), ChatGPT (have access like everybody but HATE Altman), Gemini is all over the place and I even have Deep Seek on my phone... Then there are companies like TEM AI in the medical field, SYM doing robotics for walmart, AUR and ENRD incorporating AI into their autonomous trucks...hate Musk but, TSLA and SPCX are both going into it... And I don't even know much about it really. But, and I'll leave you with this, there was a time when electricity had just come about - and it was essentially controlled by 2 entities: Edison and Tesla (Nikola). And, believe it or not, people were scared to death of electricity...to the point that Edison (smart but a vile POS) used that fear as a propaganda tool against Tesla's (and Westinghouse) superior AC current vs Edison's less capable DC current (check out the "Current Wars" around 1880 timeframe). I know it can be hard but have a little faith in humanity...there's a lot of stupidity out there but, we humans have been around for at least 250-300,000 years.
Yea TSLA and SPCX are done. I hope they finally drive Musk's stocks down 90%
This is the same for TSLA. I think it’s actually down in the 5yr.
Reality and TSLA have no relationship whatsoever. They don't know her.
Where's NVDA, GOOGL, META going? Even TSLA can fall 75% and rebound 5 fold
Damn better yet, y'all need better risk management. I had puts on LMT, ORCL, UNH, TSLA, SPCX, and NVDA going into this week. Exited with a 15k gain this morning, though had I not paper handed it would have been a 40k gain. Should have been obvious that Dems winning means Ellison and Musk were going to get investigated, and share prices would go down.
TSLA down 11% and its fwd pe is still over 160x
TSLA down 11% and I’m still wondering what regard is buying that stock at 341
TSLA and NVDA down almost 10%, that's why. TSLA's probably down because there's fears of the new senate/etc investigating the hell out of Elon. NVDA is down because semis are getting their ass kicked
Funniest thing in all of this is that Syllabub guy likely full-ported SPCX/TSLA this week lmao
Need at least a dead cat bounce for TSLA. Bought the 2X when it fell to 340.
In TSLA calls for tomorrow personally, 360Cs at 1.38 and waiting
I initiated new positions in RDDT, GOOG, TSLA, NVDA, PLTR. Nothing large, 0.50% sized. Tight stops on RDDT and TSLA as those are intended to be trades. The GOOG, NVDA, PLTR holdings are me initiating new long term positions. I love days like this!
What bubble though? Besides TSLA and SPCX, what companies are significantly overvalued? NVDA now has a FPE of 15, as an example.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 3W - 3L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $365.00 (above) | $339.90 | +7.4% | Thu, Nov 12, 2:06 PM ET |
Holy, who's keeping TSLA on that 340 line??????????
MU and TSLA reaching abyssal depths 😂
I love that there is zero bounce on TSLA, SPCX and PLTR haha
TSLA 340 such a great place for a reversal. If ur in the cult or against the cult then fuck off. Just hear to make $ idgaf about Elon
I love how TSLA keeps hanging on like a stripper on a pole
Any hope for TSLA. i own a V8 but got calls on TSLA
People have been calling TSLA, pltr, Anthropic, OpenAI a circus for years what are you talking about.
My 11/6 TSLA puts are printing money beyond belief today. Everyone knew a blue wave was coming. And everyone also saw Elon spending $500m on the GOP, since a Republican loss would mean massive consequences for all of his fraudulent shenanigans. Good times.
SPCX and TSLA people are famously leveraged, might be the main problem today
Hah, that means TSLA is already almost done correcting. /s
Let them crash and burn especially TSLA, SPACEX
I’m not buying the dip but I would start to look at fundamentals now. For example, SpaceX and TSLA with PE ratio well over 10x their peers? Those two are collapsing in the next 2 years for sure.