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BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
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Sunday, spy down .85% TSLA down 5%
nbis buls are the most delusional beings I have seen after TSLA bols
Regarding TSLA robotaxi \-1 crush the competition with unbeatable prices \-2 competition disappear \-3 raise prices to the max \-4 profit ( Musk wins)
TSLA punished for hosting a robotaxi nothingburger event
Dumbest sh\*t I watched on this sub today. Shorting SNDK is even worse than shorting TSLA. It is like shorting the gaming stock 5 years ago.
Lost $130 today, but overall in + for a week. Fucking TSLA never recovered. Oh well. This market sucks balls. Almost no movement after first 20-30 mins.
Made $6K on TSLA puts. Stings that it would have been $12K if I was more patient. I’m a greedy MFer.
I need TSLA merger news soon. Sep 5 or SEp 15 maybe, what you think?
so I have like 20 360 calls on TSLA lets see if i go broke or not lol
Doesn't make any sense. If he has sufficient capital to consistently sell naked calls on TSLA, he's probably got enough cash to pay for school...
So TSLA is gonna go back up now I guess
Buy TSLA, short UBER. Dying company.
Holding TSLA 360C :smoking:
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 3W - 2L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $380.00 (above) | $354.70 | +7.1% | Sep 11, 7:31 PM |
successfully scalped the TSLA dead cat bounce in the 0DTE 350 calls @ $3.42 out at $4.20 gg
TSLA going from Clifford dong to blue chew activation
TSLA 360 calls 09/09 thank me later ur welcome
You called the volatility part. Payrolls already moved rate expectations, and Cybercab adds a company-specific catalyst on top of it. A TSLA wager on Moon.com avoids the extra problem of choosing an option strike and expiration. You can be correct about direction and still lose badly on the contract.
Moon looking like the easier screen today. Pick BTC or TSLA and watch whether the post jobs puke gets bought, meanwhile this thread is trying to solve monetary policy with LULU puts 😭
Full Blown retard alert: GLJ Research analyst Gordon L. Johnson maintained a Sell rating on Tesla stock with a price target of $24.86. Even if you hate the Walrus and think TSLA is overrated, if you follow this guy's advice, you would be broke. Best case, you would be so behind when it comes to Alpha. What's the point of being right, if your prediction takes 20 years to come around.
TSLA is the true chosen one
TSLA went up 6% yesterday just to go down 6% today. . This is yin yang
I need TSLA to recover at least just a little bit since I just bought a call.
My TSLA 360C printing casual wealth lmao
I didn't sell my TSLA calls for 16k profit yesterday, just to sit into -4000$ today AMA
12 TSLA 360 calls for next week how much am i finna make
$TSLA $500 by next friday
$TSLA calls are insta buy at $350
Sell wall hit. Watch for TSLA the next two hours
TSLA. Flying car, that’s next big thing That’s basically get big military contracts
TSLA calls will print free cash money
AAPL event next Wednesday will rally the stock - just like TSLA did this week
Higher Oil price push EV, solar stocks high TSLA, FSLR, ENPH, SEDG
TSLA, amazing cybercab in Austin
TSLA rallied for event this week - apple will rally for event next week. Happens every year…
GOOGL, LULU, NFLX, TSLA are all down today. What’s common among these tickers? The letter L! See, trading is easy if you know what to look for
ATH diesel prices was the thing to finally take down TSLA
Inverse Sieg Heil on the TSLA chart.
Opened TSLA CCs. Went to the bathroom. Closed TSLA CCs. Made $1100. Will take some miralax to see if I can do again before EOD.
TSLA has hit the line again where it has bounced off to a new recent high 6 times this summer. TSLA will be $385+ next week and 360 again by end of day https://preview.redd.it/k2odjzib0jnh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae1ba08732ffaf3426114cec340f0579728e15b
Yeah, market was follow TSLA, who was pumping based on some stupid ass presentation that shouldnt have impacted their price whatsoever in the first place. Now that presentation is over and they immediately dumped back yesterday's gains lol
TSLA carrying its prolapsed asshole around like a dog carrying its own leash
Shaking out every last call in TSLA and then they buy
TSLA gave everything back and then some, what a stupid 2 days.
Anyone have any ideas on why TSLA stock is so volatile?
Nice TSLA drop… time to load up🚀
You have to laugh at what a circus this market is. Fake/misleading good jobs number? Market crumbles because it's afraid of a very small increased chance of a 0.25% rate cut that more than likely still wont happen anyways Meanwhile you have the POTUS go an absurd rant about how he will cut off trade from entire countries that the US gets their products from if the Fed doesnt bow to his will and cut rates. Which is such a fucking mess of a statement I dont even know how to begin to address it. On top of that you had the market pumping yesterday because it was following TSLA based on some stupid ass launch event, which turned out to be so stupid that it almost perfectly gave up all of its gains from yesterday. Hundreds of billions of market cap flipped in the nonstop game of musical chairs for what is essentially nothing.
Almost time for a good old fashioned TSLA waterfall 💦
TSLA buyers woke up this morning and recalled that Waymo already exists
ELI5 TSLA 2% float short PE329?
Bought TSLA calls yesterday. What a fucking precision lol
if u still own TSLA they should put u in a matrix pod to fuel the ai
most likely theory, when TSLA drops, he can merge it with SPCX on the cheap, since he has bigger ownership percentage at SPCX than TSLA
TSLA is cooked! I mean long term cooked. Elon used to sleep at the factory to push production and efficiency. Now he doesn’t even bother to show up to the hyped up cyber cab event. He doesn’t care anymore
Cathy probably buying TSLA today
TSLA, SPCX employees: (Chuckles) "I'm in danger."
TSLA could come back a bit here
Fuckkkk I sold my TSLA puts way too early lmao. Could have been my best play last three months.
I mean NVDA, TSLA, etc spend a ton on R&D. META has historically spent way too much on useless R&D. It's very simple - does the cash generate a higher ROIC than buybacks?
TSLA strategy is going for treefiddy
Finna try to catch this TSLA bounce at 350. Watch and learn, bitches 😎
TSLA the absolute wildest thing I’ve ever seen
Where do you think the people getting burned out of TSLA positions are going?
I full ported TSLA $380 calls expiring next Friday at $1.77 🫡
TSLA apparently going to $0.00 today. It is no more I guess
TSLA is going back up. Don't miss it.
TSLA to 0 :kek: :belt:
At this point I don't think even the big money understands what is going on with TSLA
I'm actually surprised that big money didn't rug TSLA much yesterday. Usually the post-rumor sell off happens a little before the "news". Then again a lot of big money are cultists.
Trying to snipe TSLA but I just keep getting sniped right back
I sold Tesla back when Elon Musk said "this stock is overvalued". Missed that ride, but now I'll never buy a Tesla or TSLA while he's there so that's fine I guess.
Banbet! TSLA $0.00 1 hour
220% on TSLA puts bought at close yesterday. Had Friday!
Regulators: A vehicle needs to have manual controls, like a gas pedal, steering wheel, etc, to legally operate on public roads. TSLA: We certify that the cybercab has those things. Anyone who has seen a cybercab: it in fact has none of those things.
TSLA now gets to mirror the run up to the nothing meeting over the next few weeks.
Surely TSLA is done falling. Right, guys?
Very blessed to get to witness TSLA go from imminently approaching the most valuable company on earth yesterday, to now going to be dissolved by the end of this day the next day. Incredible
How can Uber compete with TSLA robotaxi pricing when they have to pay for the driver, so their costs are higher and people will go to the lower cost one
TSLA puts were much more obvious
If TSLA could drill another 5% that would be great
Might as well buy the TSLA dip since it'll go up $20 for no reason
Then you're taking on the responsibility of maintenance, cleaning, even potential accidents, for what? Way less money than you'd make driving for uber or otherwise there wouldn't be any margin at all left for TSLA and there wouldn't be any buyers if uber's local prices are comparable.
I dunno, I just don't know who the buyer of a cybercab would be or when that would even be able to happen. If there's no owner, how long will it take to pay itself off at lower-than-uber rates (Otherwise, what's the point)? Will it need maintenance over that time? Will there have to be a recall from some shoddy manufacturing to increase the cost further? I just don't get it. Maximum best-case revenue it can make is Uber+Lyft revenue at some discount if the competition is so undercut as to completely not exist, ignoring other self-driving companies even. Even in that best-case it doesn't get anywhere close to justifying Tsla's valuation. That's even putting aside the fact that those companies don't buy their own car. It's more like a very intensive 24/7 car rental service, like HTZ. TL;DR: HTZ is priced too low relative to TSLA since they're effectively certifiably the same.
I should have sold my TSLA calls I was up 500% and now down -90% at the open