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$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
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PE is a boomer metric... But TSLA is shit, that I agree
TSLA’s PE is 300 😂😂 who’s buying this shit
>**Trump signals he would allow China to build cars in US** >"If China wanted to come in and open a plant to build their cars here, I'd be okay with it. Japan does it, but they hire our people," Trump told Fox News in an interview. >"What I don't want is them to build in Mexico and build it inexpensively and ship it across the border," he added. F DED, GM DED, STLA DED, TSLA DED, KIA/HYUNDAI DED Gyna absolutely dominates in the "boring suppository-shaped crossover" category, and that's the only thing that makes money in America
One thing from Friday's close that is worth a look before Monday, and it is not a call on anything. **SPY closed at 765.04. Its max pain for that expiry was 765.** A gap of 0.01%. Before anyone gets mystical about that: max pain is not a magnet and nothing forces price toward it. It is an accounting fact — the strike at which the largest total dollar value of open options expires worthless. It is computed, not predicted, and it moves as open interest moves during the week. So what does a 0.01% gap actually tell you? Mostly that Friday's close landed where the largest concentration of option value sat. That happens more often on index products than chance alone would suggest, and the boring explanation is the likely one: a lot of that open interest belongs to dealers and systematic sellers who hedge continuously, and that hedging tends to dampen movement near the heaviest strikes. Mechanics, not intent. Nobody steered it there. What it does **not** tell you is anything about Monday. Open interest resets, new positioning comes in, and the level itself will move. If you find yourself building a trade off "it pinned at max pain", you have converted an observation about the past into a forecast, and the data did not do that for you. --- Rest of the board for Friday's session, ranked by how far each name moved from **its own** 30-day baseline rather than by absolute size — otherwise you just get NVDA and TSLA every single day: * **SWKS** — option premium $2.31M against a $224k baseline. 10.3x, and a z-score of **23.75**, the highest on the board. * **ALLY** — $269k against $17.9k. **15.1x**, z = 13.4. * **GAP** — call open interest 38,542 against a 12,339 baseline. 3.1x at z = 20.8. * **KR** — moved on two axes at once: put OI 4.2x its normal *and* put/call ratio 4.1x. Two independent measures on the same name is rarer than either alone. * **HRL** — the odd one. Put/call ratio 0.22 against a **6.55** baseline, z = **−12.9**. That is puts collapsing, not building, which almost never shows up in these scans because everyone screens for the other direction. Scanned 2,001 tickers; 1,118 cleared the threshold on a full end-of-week run. Each compared to itself, with the market-wide multiple for the day divided out so a broad risk-off session does not light up the whole board and look like signal.
TSLA on Monday Wednesday and Friday
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich (3W - 3L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $353.41 → $380.00 | +7.5% | 5d | Lost |
I could never take the responsibility for another trader. All I can say is trade one thing so you recognize the pattern. I trade QQQ and SPY. Never buy options in the first 5 minutes of market open. Heavy premiums. Learn about Max Pain and how the dealers work including gamma flips. Don’t get over leverage and don’t let bad trades keep running. Watch VIX NVDA TSLA etc when trading. Learn how those coordinate. Keep aware of Fed announcements and be prepared for the results. I buy quick when I see the move, and then set a limit order to sell for X cents more than I paid. Develop your own trading plan and stick to it. Make rules for yourself when you fuck up. After a bad trade, take a deep breath, walk away and refresh your head before making another trade. Don’t think about the profit left on the table. Profit is profit. I think that’s all I got and what works for me.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $390.00 (above) | $365.01 | +6.8% | Sep 16, 9:02 PM |
I do not believe the issue is weight at all. SUVs and trucks weigh just as much or more then evs. It is the ability of an EV driver hitting the gas and the tires moving instantly. There is no combustion time needed to turn the tires. My EV weighs just as much as a TSLA with a standard battery and I'm at 6300 miles and the tires are brand new still. But I accelerate at a slow speed, slow down slowly and take turns at posted limits. I don't even hit the gas at a light till I'm at 3-4mph. I leave enough room where I have plenty of room to do this at a light.
+1.3k just scalping TSLA puts today. Its nice ending the week with a green day
**BanBet Lost** — /u/OhThatsSo (3W - 3L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $354.70 → $380.00 | +7.1% | 1w | Lost |
Going in on TSLA, i imagine this shit will randomly mega pump next week
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $365.11 | +7.5% | 3h 14m | | **Record** | 3W - 2L | 60% | - | - | - |
I'm not so sure it's the weight it's the instant torque the electric system creates and idiots running off the lights. Drive it like like a normal person would and the tires should last a damn long time, but most people don't. Also take turns at posted speed limits. Guaranteed you can double your mileage if you do these things. Especially TSLA tires lol. Alot of them are low profile tires so it's like 2k to replace the set. Fuck that nonsense replacing tires every 30k miles.
Those red candles are not a good look for TSLA.
Picked up a TSLA $367.50 call. Hoping to exit at $368.
Fucking TSLA with that fake ass pump🤬
retirement port a third BWET, a third TSLA, a third zcash. Look good?
I am optimistic about the growth potential of TSLA stock. While many still view it merely as an automaker, I believe Tesla’s true value extends far beyond that. The electric vehicle market still has significant room for growth in the coming years, and Tesla has already established a leading edge in battery technology, manufacturing efficiency, its global charging network, and its software ecosystem. More importantly, its Full Self-Driving (FSD), artificial intelligence, and robotics businesses could serve as new engines for future growth. In the short term, Tesla's stock price may be influenced by market sentiment, interest rate fluctuations, and competition within the automotive industry; however, the value of exceptional companies often takes time to fully materialize. As the global transition to new energy continues and AI technology advances, I remain confident in Tesla's long-term growth potential. Investing requires patience; while markets may experience volatility, truly competitive enterprises are often capable of creating value over the long run.
TSLA too predictable today. Two winning puts hour half into market open
There are just some die hard cultists who hang on to stuff Like TSLA, PLTR, Bitcoin, GME etc.
AAPL was up yesterday its TSLA turn today.
Okay, that's a conspiracy theory if I've ever heard one. SpaceX doesn't need Trump to pump it. It's just Elon premium. TSLA has been trading at an unreasonable valuation far before Trump came into the office.
Its ridiculously overpriced, especially when you compare it to NVDA. I think some cultists are holding it just like TSLA and PLTR.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $363.96 | +7.5% | 21h 17m | | **Record** | 3W - 2L | 60% | - | - | - |
Imagine not full porting TSLA mid 30s lmao
Bought TSLA puts at close yesterday, sold right at open
forgot about that but TSLA has an unprecedented 5+ year run being 500% overvalued at a minimum. SPCX is much more overvalued, but doesnt have the history (yet)
Well considering I just got off a flight (BA) and drove my Model 3 (TSLA) home, where I then donned my Nikes (NKE) and Lululemon exercise cloths (LULU) to ride my Peloton (PTON) bike while watching some Disney+ (DIS) thru my Charter Internet (CHTR)... I should just stick with Index Funds.
My coworker thinks I’m crazy that a stock will drop as soon as I sell my puts. So I’m selling my TSLA puts here.
Why the FUCK are TSLA and RIVN pumping on this news? Tesla, Rivian In For A Rough Ride? Senator Warns Trump Could Let Chinese EV Makers Into America Under Xi Deal
YTD I'm up $7k on my TSLA short, and down $3k on my SPCX short (started at 120 xD).
I feel like people have forgotten TSLA is a car company that sells ELECTRIC cars
yea TSLA deserves to be green right now
TSLA green SPCX mooning this market is braindead.
How is TSLA almost green, wtf
you know some poor soul out there full ported TSLA and SPCX puts
WTF TSLA is ridiculously strong
TSLA seems to still be pumping...
Too bad MU makes too much money. It needs to learn from TSLA
that's why I'm too scared to go in on options, sticking to shares for now, may just try this TSLA method!
TSLA 0dte at open when you see green sell fast repeat till rich
Wdym? That's actually bullish for TSLA
TSLA is like MRNA - tomorrow MRNA cancer cure turns u into a zombie -> bankrupt !!!! lol
From an investing standpoint, I like GM and Ford, also solar like FSLR has been doing well lately, and XOM still pays dividends... I also hold some Rivian and grabbed some more Lucid while it's really cheap, that's a gamble. I won't buy TSLA unless they get rid of the lunatic running it, but many have done well with it.
Car ownership will soon become unaffordable. Invest in cheap rideshare. $TSLA
I don't follow TSLA because I own none of it but reading the headline of this post all I thought was that TSLA moving 6% in one day is basically a normal day for them, the stock was volatile as shit from the start. Maybe a 25% swing is news worthy for this ticker.
Looool, as soon as people realise TSLA self driving is ass UBER will sky rocket
any1 even trade TSLA anymore?
Man I really wanna get some PLTR DDOG any fintech AVAV TSLA and MDB into my port …. But the prices are too damn high
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $368.01 | +7.5% | Sep 11, 9:30 PM | | **Record** | 3W - 2L | 60% | - | - | - |
75% of NYSE stocks down, Indexes are only a bit down, somehow TSLA up. Comical.
6k premium for my TSLA covered calls. Opened yesterday and closed today.
Why not just buy calls on TSLA?
Thank you for your comment. Thank you also for not being toxic; I was just trying to share what I know. My algorithm doesn't specifically analyze TSLA-SPY. There's a cross-asset section; instruments like BTCUSD, Nasdaq futures, S&P 500 futures, DXY, XAUUSD futures (GC=F)... I track 150+ financial instrument pairs simultaneously. The NVDA-TSLA pair is in the S&P 500 stocks section of the algorithm. If there's demand, index-stock correlation could also be added to the algorithm. I made this post to get opinions and chat, but it seems it wasn't well-received. That's the situation.
Fair enough, but have you tried comparing to SPY? Wouldn't it make more sense to look at the correlation there? FWIW, I see a stronger decoupling between TSLA and SPY with TSLA outperforming. To me, that seems more interesting than TSLA vs NVDA. Interested to hear your reasoning if you'd share.
The realized loss I took from GOOGL the last month could have bought me a new Model Y. If I instead opened a TSLA position, I would of taken 0 losses and it would of bought me a Model Y. FUCK
The chart shows the decoupling pretty clearly, TSLA grinding up while NVDA just sits there. The spread play makes sense for now but 0.41 below the monthly average isnt exactly screaming edge, more like a nudge. Would be curious to see what happens if NVDA catches a bid while TSLA cools off, that snapback risk is the whole ballgame
Things tightening up on TSLA 5min. Looks ready to moon.
Some sort of triangle happening on TSLA 5min
Government propping up TSLA :dance: :dance: :dance:
How the fuck is TSLA still green
Yeah the bear case against TSLA has been a lock for at least a decade and has always been a losing bet. You cannot win against an army of indoctrinated morons with disposable cash.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 4L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $420.00 (above) | $370.20 | +13.5% | Sep 23, 2:11 PM |
I hope TSLA goes to 0 for you
AMD and TSLA holdings feel great today. ready for the 2% drop tomorrow
TSLA swings are vicious rn
Yeah, per $ of premium — you had the denominator. 39 AMD/META/TSLA closes with median 0.33 and only one adverse move that beat premium is why per-contract would've lied on that mix.
TSLA 375p’s hit. You’re welcome
damn, TSLA - whats that all about
Ran the stand-in this morning on the biggest long-put book on the desk, 39 closed trades on AMD, META and TSLA. Median adverse move in the underlying 1.0% of spot, worst 2.1%. Per $ of premium: median 0.33, worst 1.02. Only one trade where the move against beat the premium paid. Is per $ of premium the denominator you meant, or per contract?
People have been saying that about TSLA for years. Hence why it’s been one of the most heavily shorted stocks the last decade, and the shorts always get fucked
If you’re sure about it then do it. Gotta follow those instincts. Take your portfolio and short TSLA and let us know how it goes. You could be the genius that makes a fuck ton of money. Just don’t be shocked if you lose your ass. And you have to post it either way company policy.
I mostly trade TSLA but this record is legit from various tickers except for a couple glitches wins due to wsb error