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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
What has improved and how much better is it now? I haven't really been following the tech but I own a bunch of TSLA in my ETFs so I'm curious.
Difficult call. I think I’d go with TSLA. At least they might have a product one day sells
Made a grand on one scam stock (MSTR) today and lost 200 bucks on another scam stock (TSLA)..not sure which scam I believe in more now 🤔
Made a grand on one scam stock (MSTR) today and lost 200 bucks on another scam stock (TSLA)..not sure which scam I believe in more now 🤔
All I’m asking for Christmas is SPY 700 or 620, MSFT 520, MSTR 150, TSLA 0
In November 2019 TSLA was around $22 and Elon wasnt yet the richest man in the world
Money may not even be a thing in 10 years. And yet retards are still asking why TSLA not at 0
IF GME was a MEME stock.. what is TSLA??
Strictly following TA is a losing strategy imo. RSI is ok as a riskiness metric such as gauging if you’re buying at the top or looking at a falling knife, but understanding what’s driving the stock matters more imo. I feel like TA is a goto approach for people who don’t want to be bothered with understanding an industry/company, why economic data affects markets, or think every company is as detached from fundamentals like PLTR/TSLA.
I just bought puts. If we go red, TSLA goes very red?
That was a nice dump at the end and i bought puts before that ...... on TSLA ..
Tell me who the most successful TSLA short is? Michael Burry, Steve Eisman, Jim Chanos, David Einhorn, and Bill Gates? I tell you people all the time, but you just don't listen.
Everything can pump for all I care. I just need TSLA and Buttcorn 🌽 to die
Nice gain bro, TSLA been wild. I only track it on charts tbh but even Bitget onchain heatmap shows when the AI hype goes crazy, TSLA sometimes pumps along. Crazy market rn
The weirdest thing about TSLA seemingly being still able to generate robotaxi hype is that I thought it was obvious at this point that Google is dog walking them on that front
Any news on why TSLA is a straight 90 up for last 30 min?
lol they haven’t let a TSLA pump hold in like 3 months, soon as I buy puts though
Spy 680 propped up on TSLA back right now. Tesla such good company. Numbers great. Def should be pumping. Robots are everywhere. STFU
Now TSLA turn to carry the s&p? Lmfao. On what? What made Tesla pump like this today. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.
TSLA finally putting in a new HOD
I'm doing it, time for my risky play TSLA puts 😂
I have read comments TSLA stock is overvalued by many measures compared to other companies. I have read comments stating TSLA is losing percentage market share, and now has many more competitive options than before. I have read comments that TSLA has promised many things they will not deliver on (the latest will be half the US having access to Robotaxi by year end). I agree with all those statements - are you disputing them? It's amusing how the "supporting" comment for TSLA is the one that lacks anything of substance.
>The robotaxi rollout in Austin is expanding toward a 60-vehicle fleet by December 2025, with plans to push into eight to ten metro areas after that. I saw Analysts still backing the progress they’re seeing in FSD, calling it the point where Tesla still leads. You know GOOGL Waymo has over 2,000 autonomous vehicles; where no safety driver is required. Waymo has SAE L4 autonomous certification (means fully autonomous within a restricted area). TSLA Robotaxi still requires a human safety monitor to sit in their cars during rides. TSLA FSD has only achieved SAE L2 autonomous certification (means human driver is required at all times and ready to take control if needed). You tell me who "leads".
I wonder if that dude really full ported TSLA puts on Monday...
Everything getting rugged but TSLA holding strong SMH
TSLA's daily chart makes no sense, as per usge
Random -3% red day on TSLA save my puts MM’s
This is just a meme stock. There’s no real logic to Tesla. If you had this stock when it was a few dollars, sure, keep it. But trying to understand what it’s doing is an exercise in futility. My personal opinion is that it’s Elno’s personal pump and dump. He manipulates his stock, yes, but it’s really a shambles. People talk about nvdia being the next Enron, but I’d say TSLA is more likely to be the next Enron… or worse, the next Madoff. Going by Elno, probably the next Madoff.
So now it’s TSLA turn to hold it up for a. Hour? wtf lmao
TSLA rising wedge would be comical
TSLA, don’t be shy. SQUEEEEZE.
I feel like a cuck with these TSLA calls
SPY up, TSLA down. Is the market healing?
lol need TSLA at 400 EOD somehow
Enron Musk said TSLA will make more chips than TSMC tomorrow or something, naturally the algos loved it.
Dump TSLA and corn others can pump. I dont think i ask for too much
Losing money on TSLA puts even on this dip is masterclass levels of retardation
P/E on CVNA 80. I guess that still looks cheap compared to TSLA.
TSLA above 400$ is human rights violation
TSLA above 400$ is human rights violation
You may not like it but here is the truth.... !banbet TSLA -7% 7d
There goes TSLA pumping on pure retard strength
Loading up TSLA puts at open
TSLA, CVNA, PLTR puts
I don’t need the ‘AI bubble’ to pop, I just want TSLA holders to realize their car company is fucked.
i would die before i buy TSLA calls but i am fomoing for QQQ calls
Guess who bought TSLA puts at close yesterday
Believe it or not. Calls on TSLA 😆
Awesome! I rode TSLA but it was such a small amount(I put in $600ish and it grew 6k if I remember correctly). More recently I put 6k in NFLX at the lows in 2022 and that grew to 40k which. This is definitely reminiscent of those times.
I went in a bunch earlier this year when everyone hated on it. I have 1,700 shares across multiple accounts and it’s been the most satisfying run up besides my TSLA shares in the 2020’s. Congrats to you!
Why downvoted? I don’t like TSLA but obv this literally keeps happening
it's all about valuation. the company can be awesome, but if it's valued too high, it's a good move to short it. as I remember he shorted NVDA and TSLA, both of which have astronomically high valuations right now.
NVDA didn't commit any accounting fraud, but wall street wants to think so, which means NVDA stock will react like the company commits fraud next year. Target price $35. Wall street earns both ways. Look at PE ratio of TSLA and PLTR. You need to have a White CEO to prevent this bullsh\*t. Wall street can do everything that they want, including justifying racism. Everyone is their b\*tch after all.
Historically? TSLA probably.
Moves for tomorrow: buying in the money TSLA and PLTR LEAPS with Dec 2026 DTE. Once GOOGL and AVGO drop throughout December (hopefully) will do the same with them. Any thoughts or opinions?
I almost want to short TSLA as a hedge to my long tech positions
https://preview.redd.it/f2nwgflozg3g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7c99c95fa715bfd78951d23e4b308abd5c472a Thanks TSLA and SPX calls 🫡🤝
\>get everyone and their mom to buy NVIDIA/PLTR/TSLA \>sell at the top and buy GOOGL \>profit
TSLA needs to close at 420.69 to fulfill the confirmation of the prophecy
Does 🍈 know TSLA hitting 420 everyday isn't cool
After thinking about it for a while, I’ve come to the only possible conclusion: TSLA holders are bad at math… Apparently 62% of US adults struggle with math problems involving more than 3 steps So market is just literally tarded
#Google says they will make chips. NVDA dies. Google also says it will launch robotaxis in 27 cities but TSLA doesn't dump. LMAO🤌
!banbet TSLA 414 2h
TSLA to $69 Way more reasonable and get to keep your stupid memes
TSLA really likes 420.69
#TSLA is literal dogshit propped up by melons cult but hey they print money for NVDA so good job tslrrr share holders
Anybody who’s been swing trading TSLA between 400 and 420 is making an assload of money right about now
I wonder how many ghey bers fell for the TSLA trap...
Just picked up a couple TSLA $430 12/5....love this setup right now
You clowns just all had to pile into TSLA puts with me and now look what we’ve done? We made it go up
I told my friend I’m shorting TSLA and he looked at me like I kicked his dog. Then I said SpaceX is the coolest engineering company on the planet and he immediately chilled out. It’s like telling a diehard Star Wars fan you hated Episode 8 but you still love lightsabers.
TSLA isn't just a car company anymore they're more like a snake oil company
Next TSLA earnings call elon is definitely gonna promise Tesla will sell billions of TPUs. Pump man’s gotta pump
Wait for that mega TSLA dip any min now
Lol TSLA is tucked if they dont start using Waymo ahem I mean Google chips
Why is TSLA falling? Aren’t they making chips too now?
How can TSLA be a growth stock when it's car sales are down 10% YoY?
Tesla (TSLA) Stock: October European Sales Plummet 48% as BYD Surges Ahead Still 1.3T market cap and 277 P/E
Back in the long long ago someone would sometimes turn up and anonymously gild bunches of people in posts about TSLA. The widely accepted theory was that it was Space Karen himself.
The usual suspects who like to lose money are gooning over TSLA puts, so I'm gonna go ahead and say 430 by close