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TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
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**BanBet Lost** — /u/restartilife (0W - 2L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $365.01 → $390.00 | +6.8% | 5d | Lost |
+ 8.4k on TSLA puts today cause fuck elon
**BanBet Lost** — /u/jungmalshileo (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $356.66 → $385.00 | +7.9% | 1d | Lost |
SPCX and TSLA unaffected
TSLA thinks its holding on but that shit is gonna drop hard. Call Options that squeezed it to $350+ getting toasted
There goes the semis. Meanwhile TSLA and SPCX still green lmao. What a joke.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $380.00 (above) | $353.41 | $357.24 | +7.5% | Sep 21, 1:08 AM |
Meanwhile complete scams like SPCX, TSLA and CVNA are having a spliff by the pool
And now most NYSE stocks are down. You have a QQQ held up by SPCX and a bit of TSLA. Lol.
Closed out my TSLA CCs, now we can moon?
Pick your poison on any ETF really SPY QQQ SPX IWM More leverage with stuff like SOXL or TQQQ SQQQ Or gamble on some specific tickers that get blasted on here like MU or classic stuff like TSLA
You are regarded. NVDA is green. TSLA is green META is green AAPL is green GOOGL is green...
That’s great, good grab. I wasn’t saying other stocks weren’t gonna be good or do better. I have many other investments but I was saying I see the value in TSLA, it will grow a lot real soon and it has made me a lot of money these last few weeks. I do equities and options trading and make money when they go up or down I don’t really care about the company but I care about the money I can make.
TSLA flying car next month and all you can do is 1.4%?
Comparing SPCX or TSLA to enron would be more accurate
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $420.00 (above) | $370.20 | $363.50 | +13.5% | Sep 23, 2:11 PM | | **Record** | 0W - 4L | 0% | - | - | - |
The rats are hiding in TSLA today
Salt on the wound is you look at SPCX and TSLA green, then you look at GOOGL and AMZN and shit has been dying non stop everyday.
SPCX and TSLA flying again for no apparent reason
TSLA is going to the moon confirmed. Had PUTS for since session started and any chance it goes down, it gets shot up 5 times what it went down. SWITCHED TO CALLS FOR THE MOON!
Imagine if TSLA open at 360 and SPCX at 146
Why TSLA and SPCX barely moving??
Strikes: 748 Put / 770 Call Long Call (770, back month, exp 9/25): 10.44% -> 11.39% (+0.95pp) Short Call (770, front month, exp 9/18): 12.11% -> 14.51% (+2.40pp) Long Put (748, back month, exp 9/25): 16.77% -> 16.98% (+0.21pp) Short Put (748, front month, exp 9/18): 20.11% -> 22.05% (+1.94pp) Call-side IV spread (Short - Long): +1.67pp -> +3.12pp Put-side IV spread (Short - Long): +3.34pp -> +5.07pp Here’s is the more specific data regarding the Iv of the individual options. I understand that the IV is moving against me here, but I may not have fathomed that this is a severe move because I’m used to trading on individual stocks, 2% IV would not really be relevant for something like TSLA. Is this actually going very poorly? It’s hard to find online what kind of IV I should expect, if you have any ideas where to look, send them my way please.
Still watching TSLA and buying these low to mid 350’s
I’ve been getting fucked on TSLA and spcx for a while now
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $385.00 (above) | $356.66 | $356.61 | +7.9% | 19h 23m |
It's real simple... $TSLA will trade at a roughly 30% discount to $SPCX prior to an official merger announcement. Elon will give TSLA holders 30% premium to match SpaceX valaution soon
TSLA-The year’s almost over and we still don’t have a date for Tesla’s 2026 Annual Shareholder Meeting Do I smell a Spacex Tesla merger being prepared
I bought a Tesla and put all my port(not much) into TSLA. Is this the way?
I have SPCX and TSLA calls for tomorrow, bad move?
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $385.00 (above) | $356.66 | +7.9% | 23h 60m |
I want to watch TSLA dump into oblivion
Bought TSLA puts cuz idgaf
The shithead stocks PLTR SPCX SNDK TSLA all going down FUCK YES!!!!! Reality strikes!!!!!
like buying TSLA in late 2021, yes
Start with $1 million and buy TSLA calls
who said TSLA ? clever shit
TSLA like hi USO tho
**BanBet Lost** — /u/1relytnotyals (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $367.77 → $400.00 | +8.8% | 1w | Lost |
Well, TSLA's green so we're not quite in the making sense territory yet.
TSLA trying to larp as a flight to safety again.
The only thing is the AI boom. I think the economy is a one trick pony. which is why trump does not want AI to be curtailed. Ask yourself, what companies are spending money like there is no tomorrow? Is it walmart? Procter & Gamble? Coca Cola? Nope. It is AMZN, MSFT, GOOGL, META, ORCL, TSLA, Anthropic, OpenAI. What happens when they stop throwing money around?
For the 2024 election | Period | TSLA return | | ----------------------------------------- | ----------: | | ~1 month before election, Oct. 4 → Nov. 5 | **+0.5%** | | Election day close → Nov. 6 close | **+14.8%** | | Nov. 5 → Dec. 5 | **+47.0%** |
I have no idea what TSLA said. I tried looking for videos about Cybercab ride experience on Youtube from channels that aren't chronic (paid) Tesla/SpaceX fanboys.
all the crap TSLA said it's just a bunch of projected work, the power plant and the cab, none of that revenue has been realized, just forecasting
the only reason TSLA has been going up is bc of the mid term. TSLA has no catalyst. Don't let the stupid cab project fool u.
Apple reportedly accepting 30-40% price increases next year from Samsung. $MU still sitting just north of $900 is absurd Don't overthink it. Earnings end of this month. Set it and forget it with $MU til then. About to go on a run, whether it waits until next week or happens this week it's coming. Long calls $TSLA $INTC $ASTS $LITE
Every time an TSLA driving 🍈 cock rider brings up oil prices on Reddit, Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks a nun right in the 🅱️ussy.
We gave portfolio of 5.5m - currently about 1.25m in cash (pulled back very recently and just selling low puts on indexes to get a 2-3% a month plus a few bucks of interest). 2.75m is in invested in a basket of ETFs balanced between growth and Covered call high yield funds (making about 20k a month). A small bit of individual stock including TSLA - just a few shares left from the good old days when I 10x’d precovid and paid off a house, MSFT which is a holding from when I worked there in the early 2000’s, SPCX (wife’s call but good for a fun ride so far), AMZN, and a few other small positions
Somebody dropped 30 million on June 2027 TSLA puts today
TSLA looking bearish. But knowing TSLA, Elon will tweet a picture of himself holding a toaster and then TSLA +7.6940% tomorrow
TSLA shorts gonna print
TSLA looks ready to leg down
what time flying TSLA - no need for spaceX - new roadster has FSF
That's the painful irony of it retail panics and sells right at the exact level where institutional buyers are calmly stepping in to load up. A classic example is Tesla ($TSLA) back in late 2019 when it broke its multi-year resistance around the split-adjusted $24 range. It surged, pulled back right to that old ceiling to retest it as support, shook out everyone who panicked, and then took off. Waiting for that confirmation might feel slow, but like you said, it keeps you from getting slaughtered by bull traps.
We keep talking about TSLA and SPCX being overvalued. These stocks have several years of over performance baked in.
How has $TSLA maintained its valuation this decade? Its market value equals the top 37 traditional rival automakers and major parts suppliers combined. When you get enough people invested in a con for long enough, it becomes self-sustaining (also, see: crypto) regardless of beliefs. People don't have to believe him they just have to believe they will benefit before others lose.
TSLA puts on that rally were free btw
Thank you, hope you make money too 😊 Also following TSLA for potential 0DTEs but don’t take my advice lol
Youre absolutely right. TSLA could crater to $100 tomorrow and still be overpriced from a fundamentals standpoint. A lot of people in the market today have never been through a real reality check
https://preview.redd.it/c59sjb88xhph1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff6d48c1624e6d9af8891a0904ee7254b04fc54 I’ve been following this and playing it for a while. These trend lines on TSLA have been easy wins. It’s at it again and due to bounce to another recent high.
Market has to dip further if shit like TSLA still pumping.
TSLA single-handedly keeping me in the game.
It’s more of casino than that. Stocks do not necessarily reflect any sort of fundamentals anymore. See TSLA. Hype/panic alone can make a stock go up or down by multiples even if the fundamentals do not match. But I do generally agree that stocks are not the worst place to have money parked in inflationary times, based on your general thesis that they SHOULD scale with inflation.
I don't get CAT being down so much. Is there a counter-tariff against it from somewhere? lol at TSLA sucking sand!
Daddy musk says AI needs less power. Short TSLA
According to recent leaks, TSLA Roadster will have no side mirrors. This is just one of the many changes to come.
betting on the mag 7 only today | Stock | Live price | Friday close | Change | | --------- | ----------: | -----------: | ---------: | | **AAPL** | **$328.91** | $332.27 | **-1.01%** | | **MSFT** | **$493.36** | $495.63 | **-0.46%** | | **NVDA** | **$214.89** | $218.29 | **-1.56%** | | **GOOGL** | **$335.62** | $338.50 | **-0.85%** | | **AMZN** | **$254.30** | $256.78 | **-0.97%** | | **META** | **$640.71** | $648.03 | **-1.13%** | | **TSLA** | **$360.66** | $365.44 | **-1.31%** |
> TSLA is coming out with Optimus in coming months. Personal robots + AI will be part of our future world. I doubt Optimus is coming anytime soon based on Elon's empty promises and personal robots are not going to be all that useful for the most part
Bro SNDK is one the last thing you want to short to obilivion. TSLA is coming out with Optimus in coming months. Personal robots + AI will be part of our future world. If anything, the demand will continue to increase. Even Micron could only deliver 50% of the demand as of now. Just imagine in the coming years. It will be a necessary expense whether it even makes profit or not. Just like having trains, they dont make money but are cruciap expense to improve the country GDP. That's what a lot of bears dont understand. Short term it may dump a little but I wouldnt bet long term wise. Plus the method you're doing is extremely inefficient. The frequency of a stock dropping 50%, is extremely low and unlikely, and time consuming. If you cant figure how to make more than x3 a year trading, then you're better off investing instead. Good luck.
MU and SKHY with a product that are in huge demand - Bounced around everyday like a hooker with a 30 PE TSLA with shit products that nobody wants - 300000 PE
Betting against MSTR is dicey. Like TSLA or PLTR - Cult stocks can fk you good.
What's the Q3 $TSLA earnings call pump strategy? 🤔 FSD 15 FSD 14 Lite for S and X Cybercab on schedule to sell by end of year Cybercab in more cities Unsupervised FSD end of next year eta 1,000,000 Cybercabs by end of next year Roadster Demo Semi news Optimus news SpaceX merger I'm readyyyyy
this will not work. UBER has consumer confidence and also if anything goes wrong you have a company to demand monetary repairs from. So no TSLA will not kill UBER. now what might happen is TSLA or owners of cybercabs leasing the vehicules to UBER for a discount compared to having drivers. ( like the waymo partnership UBER has with GOOGL) basically calls on UBER
I am all in on TSLA 2x stock and also bought some on margin. Is this the way to get rich?
Buy BOT, CCXI and TSLA. Everything you need
Can't wait to call for food, the TSLA rolls up to the curb and rolls down the window black tinted windows, and right there on an airplane-type food pad are my nuggets and fries. Real Mafia shit /s
That's true I'll avoid then. Stick to TSLA instead?
Imagine not being all in on TSLA stock. I have 35k in 2x TSLA stock left after blowing up my port with options and don't have enough and want more. I need more. I'm gonna be so rich by 2050 by holding
do we get a TSLA pump til 10/10 announcement?
Dimmmm! I thought i lost money this week. 16k on just NVDA, sheesh. I'm just 1k down on TSLA.
What if you need to drive on the highway? Uber also delivers food, and will offer a variety of AV’s on its platform. To be clear, I think both TSLA and UBER win in the future
Waymo has 5K cars on the road. How much time and money will it take to scale up? Will all the other companies just secede the market to google and TSLA? Is amazon going to just quit, thats not even mentioning the foreign companies.