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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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How TSLA gets back green is beyond me. Not even hating but what the fuck MSFT. Do better man.
TSLA dip hurts but long-term still bullish in my view
Most republicans don’t do EVs and Dems won’t buy TSLA
just need a random TSLA pump to 400
Out of all the juicy dips of actual real companies, this retard says TSLA
See no reason to sell TSLA, lol...
My babies for long term, got in $CAMT at $66.41 $TSLA at $272.94 and BTU at $32.67 Might be letting go of BTU unless it shows some nice support and gets above and stays above $36 https://preview.redd.it/e6kg9lfvrtog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510608908bc246ae007c332bde5f1e5f9598906d
Nobody know how and why TSLA reacts the way it does. Its always been a highly illogical stock
I’m tired…why isn’t TSLA at 500 yet
I wonder if TSLA can close over 400 today
You would expect TSLA to be volatile on Friday, but it just seems to be pinned, eating premiums without movement
TSLA and META shitting the bed for some reason
TSLA is finally below 400 WHERE IT BELONGS
gotta love TSLA not wasting any time
This is how I place all my TSLA bets. Bought 8 shares and 5 calls yesterday. Selling at open and going back to sleep
TSLA doesn't seem to be holding gains anymore, I think not until there is some news on Robotaxi
I want the TSLA stock to be lower than ford
I trade TSLA mostly through options because the implied volatility is consistently juicy. Weekly calls and puts around catalyst days can move fast. You don’t even need direction sometimes, just volatility expansion. But you absolutely need strict stop losses because Tesla can rip 8% either way without warning.
Lot of TSLA and MSTR “investors” here and it shows
TSLA? I only see people on this sub dogpile on it, or anyone who isn't a musk fanboy for that mater
!banbet TSLA 500 60d
!banbet TSLA 500 90d
!banbet TSLA 500 120d
I don't want to hear about a pullback when TSLA is still $400 and NVDA is $180. We're basically flat. Pain hasn't arrived.
TSLA just popped 5% after this story.
Is TSLA going to 500 tmrw?
Right now is a Kangaroo market. Crab market is low vol. VIX is above 20. Easy way to tell is: >WSBtards losing money >AND posting "What's IV crush?", "LOSS: I sold 1000 0DTE SPY calls and getting exercised!", "RH margin called. -$150K TSLA short loss", "Why is my SVXY going down?", and "I am officially broke. -$700k loss. When short Jan'25 and then bought YOLO'D into puts May'25". It's a Kangaroo. >WSBtards losing money >AND posting "Why is my GME/BTC/BBBY/WE/SPCE falling?", "$50K loss on 0DTE SPY calls YOLO", "VIX short -$69,420 loss! Why did it go up?", and "GOOG is such a piece of shit. Here's my $400 FD I bought at $300 after it ran up 100%. MARKET IS RIGGED!" It's a Crab.
TSLA holders makes me feel better about my life choices
Not bad considering how fucked up this week has been. Someone really needs to explain how the fuck TSLA is above $6
TSLA -3% the world is healing
We have dreams see TSLA OKLO
Help me out, should I add more SPY calls or TSLA calls?? 🤔
dude TSLA is always the volatility play that teaches the hardest lessons. Elon moves and the market swings 3-5% on his tweets but the fundamentals are what matter long term. that BYD comparison is real
Been sitting on calls for a whole 15mins and 30mins later it finally pumps after I sold for breakeven. Fuck you TSLA. I deserved instant gratification
The US and US businesses would become a pariah. -- Think "North Korea", but worse. The US would have just PERMANENTLY disrupted the worldwide supply of oil and contaminated most of Europe, Asia and Africa. Even if nobody counterattacks there would be massive sanctions placed on the US. NOBODY would do business with the US or US companies. All the multinationals would flee and the world would turn to Russia, Saudi Arabia & Venezuela for its energy. NATO would dissolve and you'd see a wholesale alignment of foreign militaries & governments with China and India. Short term, the US stock market would crater. Long term, the US stock market would more deeply crater because nobody would buy our goods or services. TSLA would go up 10%
TSLA would still not have robotaxis on the road, and still wouldn't be selling robots. That's the only thing I know for sure.
TSLA at current levels a multi generational wealth building opportunity?
Maybe my TSLA June 140 put is still in play (I’m fucked what the hell is that stock)
shouldn’t TSLA be 500 now?
Buy TSLA shares. Sell it when it goes up $10 or $20 in the next day to 4 days. At least then some of you could buy a sandwich
I'm not sure TSLA is heavily recommended on WSB. It goes get mentioned a lot but the comments are usually on the negative side.
Remember when TSLA tried to pump yesterday? 😂
TSLA falling off a cliff
It's crazy when you know degens are the ones who control the oil price. It's inflated compared to the supply, but if TSLA can be substantially overpriced, why not commodities.
day 1 of having claude deep research option plays. bro said SPY QQQ and TSLA bear put spreads, and meta iron condors
TSLA is the opposite of a wsb stock, everyone hates it there
Healthy price action on TSLA jumping between 385-415 in a few days
I blew my Roth on TSLA puts in 2022. Anything can happen dude.
Reveals large stake in TSLA and market 🚀
TSLA has nothing to do with Tesla cars
Great moments, are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here today gents. That’s what you’ve *earned* here today. While a potential long term conflict in the Middle East is brewing, we have a diamond in the rough. We my friends have TSLA. *One trade*. That’s all I’m asking. *One trade*. If you asked me which way I’d bet on TSLA during these crazy times 9/10 times I’d say buy PUTS. But not *this time*. Not *today*. Today we buy calls. Today we stay with TSLA, and SHUT THE BEARS DOWN. Because we can! You were born to be meme traders. Everyone one of you. This is your time. Now go out there an TAKE IT!
To be fair, he does show his holdings and he has over 1000% gains on a few companies. PLTR, ELF, TSLA. He also has a 550% gain on META, so he has hit some big winners according to his video.
Ah yes, the classic "trade war 2: electric tariffaloo" where we investigate our "key partners" until my groceries cost like a TSLA option premium. Are we actually trying to bring manufacturing back or just speedrunning higher prices before the election?
Unironically the longer this draws out the more confident I am that TSLA is going to push to 500 as EV and renewable energy stocks get bought up
Long term this will be an eye opener to consumers regarding the absurdity of oil for energy. Long TSLA.
Made money off TSLA calls two days in a row. Taking a break until next week. Unless Hormuz gets cleared for passage of course
I’ve won off TSLA calls two days in a row so I think I’ll give it a break until next week. But yes TSLA calls are usually the safest bet. Too many dummies on here don’t get it
Full porting TSLA calls is the only thing that makes sense
SPY to 200 QQQ to 150 Oil to $400 Gold to $10,000 TSLA to 0 MSFT to 50 GOOG to $20 AMZN to 40 AAPL to $500
Everyone has been falling over themselves for centuries looking for truly uncorrelated assets. Just hold the S&P500 and TSLA and you're set.
Asia? May I ask to take it easy on the selling? If you want to sell/crash something then do TSLA. Shit is still green for some reason
Im single handedly keeping TSLA under 420 with my $50k in shares. I will continue to hold the stock hostage until I get a free sexbot. Your move, Elon.
I sold Disney breaking even but kept the 1 share as a marker. The rest I was holding a larger bag of shares. I did the same on NVDA, TSLA, and other winners.
Would be awesome for more people here to short TSLA or buy puts.
TSLA is running on whatever Charlie Sheen was doing circa 2011.
TSLA back to back tmrw
Fully compete when TSLA produces FSD.
It's fucking over. TSLA 350P for Friday.
Yall need to buy some TSLA calls before April hits if you like making money. Earnings and whatever else Elon tweets is gonna pump that stock. You don’t have to like the guy, you just gotta like making money
Tell me how msft is down more than TSLA. Make it make sense
TSLA price is unreal retardation levels
So... SpaceX and TSLA merger soon?
TSLA rips 1% off the low because, well, just because, OK?
Surely TSLA not going up because people are literally stupid enough to think they will sell more cars because of a blip in oil prices? I mean, people aren't \_that\_ facile and stupid are they?
I would not insure those ships, that's insanity What is Chubb thinking? Premiums higher than TSLA options near earnings?
i would love to buy some TSLA down at 200s
TSLA may be the all time winner for most propped up stock.
TSLA calls made me $250 yesterday and $926 today. Also sold my 8 shares of TSLA today for $125 profit. Tesla is cool. Microsoft doesn’t have any robots, Amazon is never going to Mars and last time I checked the ceo of Nvidia never stated “I hope they can bioengineer dinosaurs”
Thank you the best DD on TSLA I’ve seen in a decade
Buying TSLA above 410 today was pretty stupid lmfao
My TSLA 405c are giving me the ThomasTheTankEngine.png face
!banbet the pee stored in my balls for TSLA $420 right now
Unironically this whole Strait of Hormuz shit is probably the most bullish catalyst for TSLA in a long time. They're the only electric car manufacturer that can make electric cars at scale AND with profit. And I'm generally a massive TSLA bear.
Will TSLA close below 400
Absolutely hilarious reversal on AMZN and TSLA
TSLA better be careful with improving car sales or they'll be priced like a car manufacturer.
So I don't become the "guy who complains TSLA is up," we should start an inverse-me fund since I have a special ability to crash stocks. My recent accomplishments were CRM, MSFT and now STAG and BX. The big red candle literally occurred two seconds after my purchase occurred. If there are any put buyers interested in such a service:-)
I hate kangaroo market and why is TSLA up 😡😡😡
Exited my TSLA gay puts for a 3k loss. Man I was down like 8k. I am so glad I got to exit at a smaller loss. I legit can't care if it ends up dumping hard, i am so relieved man. Love you all, love wallstreetbets forever.
The complacency and ability to shug off any bad news in this market and keep buying ai hardware stocks and high beta shit like CVNA and TSLA is impressive. 3 years and its the same thing over and over. hats off bulls
TSLA rug pull incoming