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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA going to 500. Bears continue to be wrong!
I did the opposite! I was like, I own HOW much TSLA here? I mean, I want to allocate based on my observations and convictions. Once I knew what big stakes some companies were getting in an index I was less incentivized to use them.
06:49 AM EST, 12/22/2025 (MT Newswires) -- The most-talked-about stocks in the Reddit subforum Wallstreetbets were higher hours before Monday's opening bell. Rocket Lab (RKLB.NaE) was up 4.1% in pre-bell activity, adding to the roughly 18% gain at Friday's close. Tesla (TSLA) increased by 1% premarket, after closing 0.5% lower in the previous session. Nvidia (NVDA.NaE) was up 1.3%, extending the gains from a 3.9% rise at Friday's close. AST SpaceMobile (ASTS.NaE) was 4.3% higher pre-bell, after a 15% increase in the previous session. Nebius Group (NBIS.NaE) advanced 3% premarket, following Friday's 15% gain. [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) (AMZN.NaE) advanced 0.6% before the opening bell, after closing Friday with a 0.3% rise. Micron Technology (MU.NaE) was 2.9% higher premarket, following a 7% increase in the previous session. Alphabet (GOOGL) gained by 0.7% premarket, following a 1.6% increase Friday. MT Newswires does not provide investment advice. Unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited.
You need the discipline of a senior Tibetan monk to scalp TSLA options
Any meme like movements on TSLA short?
STC last TSLA 12/26 480c @13.77; Could wait for a second wind today but decided to just close out since I won’t be watching closely today. 5x12.36 -> 4x20.54 + 13.77; 61.8 -> 94.24; 52% profit
STC last TSLA 12/26 480c @13.77; Could wait for a second wind today but decided to just close out since I won’t be watching closely today. 5x12.36 -> 4x20.54 + 13.77; 61.8 -> 94.24; 52% profit
Check amd, rddt, pltr, TSLA too Same charts
Did Jane street pull it off again or is TSLA still going to 500 today bols
Amd, meta, TSLA, pltr, Rddt LMAO Charts looking like an influencers pump and dump shitcoin
I sold my spy puts 30% down and bought TSLA puts for an 80% gain $200. Only down 50k on the year still. Or something like that. But we coming back. 😎
Shorting TSLA pump hasn't failed me so far
My TSLA calls were up 30% 30 minutes ago wtf just happened ... i sold for a loss
Sorry, I meant someone on X posted a video of Elon at a conference saying the stock will hit $500 before the end of the year. Congrats on your win! I had a weekly as well, which I sold this morning and made 10k 😱 TSLA is the gift that keeps on giving 🙌
You said *buy these shares and sell them*. Not "realize liquidity by selling other TSLA shares" (that he most likely won't anyway).
Let the bottom fall out TSLA - you piece of shit stock
not sure where I was defending Musk? I literally stated Waymo lost to TSLA... I have nothing else to say.Happy Holidays.
Turns out TSLA was the bull trap ...
lmao TSLA such a bull trap
Going to keep buying RDDT and NVDA - fuck TSLA tho
TSLA do be getting rejected by that 500 psychological price line ❌️
i have faith my TSLA 500C will print...
TSLA about to be diluted 5-10%. Yet this shit stock still goes up. HAHA
STC 4x TSLA 12/26 480c @20.12; 5x12.36 -> 3x20.54; 61.8 -> 80.47; covers entire position plus 30% profit… and leaves one runner as house money 🥳
STC 4x TSLA 12/26 480c @20.12; 5x12.36 -> 3x20.54; 61.8 -> 80.47; covers entire position plus 30% profit… and leaves one runner as house money 🥳
TSLA vs CORN donno which is more regarded
I am considering taking the $500 hit for all of us to watch TSLA plunge the second I finally buy in. Someone has to stop this.
There’s a real, counterintuitive correlation: the worse the EV delivery and demand outlook, the higher TSLA’s stock price tends to go
TSLA 500 EOD ber hunting season
$TSLA will be at interstellar💫 levels by the end of January. Melon🍉 is playing his 420-dimensional chess♟ and everyone that's bearish🐻 is stuck in their plain old X, Y, and Z Cartesian coordinate system. We're about to see the new Giga Venezuela factory🏭 cranking out Cybertrucks faster than a Starship rocket could launch your mom into geosynchronous orbit🚀🚀. ALSO rumor has it battery day 🔋 in March is going to unveil a new plaid edition LiPo powered dildo that charges⚡ in 69 seconds AND comes with FSD (Full Self Dildoing) 🍆 and Cheetah mode. PLUS unlike companies in Gyna...cough cough BYD(eez nuts) 🥜...Easy E-Muskrat knows best how to run a capitalist business (aka cook the books 👨🍳📚).
im not a TSLA bear but can someone tell me which regard is looking at the share price and thinking "I'LL BUY SOME OF THAT AT THIS P/E AND THESE MARGINS" , who tf is buying that stock yo
$TSLA $500 today???!!?!
$TSLA bears are losing their mind....again LMAO
I cant tell if retail or MM is buying TSLA but this is the Christmas miracle i needed 500 EOD LFG
Short TSLA at 500?...feels like a play
TSLA bers getting wiped out when it touch 500
TSLA is the 10th best ranked robotaxi company in the world.
TSLA cult actually pumped this to 500 its crazy
Hahaha I know someone in here is mad about TSLA Whiney ass bitches
Does TSLA ever not go up?
So you are telling me GOOGL is being dumped while shit TSLA is being pumped for the 10th time in a row. Make it make sense
What is the US economy when TSLA stock is the only reason SPY goes up each day
Do i YOLO into TSLA calls right now
Death, taxes, and TSLA mooning 3x per week
Jesus TSLA gonna break 500 today or what
TSLA - as always, just going straight up on news that... well on no news whatsoever. This stock is 100% detached from any semblance of reality.
How does anyone trade TSLA, it just does what it wants
Did TSLA announce the SEX ROBOTS?
We all agree that $TSLA is nothing but a 1.5T meme stock?
Dude what do you mean TSLA actually has a low PE if you think about it. He’s making anime real.
Let's go $TSLA!!!!
I do not like TSLA, Sam-I-Am
scalping TSLA calls each morning the easiest money I've made on this market.
H8ers will say its fake (they bought TSLA puts)
I love him - based on? I have zero TSLA stock and I drive a Navigator /shrug. I appreciate his contributions to society. Good luck to the rest of you unhinged cats.
People hate Musk so much they are still trying to claim Waymo > TSLA LIDAR lost. Get over it.
Whelp, looks like TSLA just won the LIDAR v non-LIDAR debate
How do you 0DTE on TSLA? Just on Fridays?
TSLA has a real product, they don't.
Are they any more of a scam than TSLA?
Scalping contracts 0DTE with TSLA have an 18 ATR it works.
I do 0DTE and rarely hold overnight. With TSLA have around an 18 ATR it works great. Basically scalping contracts.
TSLA going to 500 today huh...
Already went heavy in gold 5-6 years ago. About 80% of my investments were in gold when everyone was telling me it was ridiculous - especially because of being young. No, I did not do as well as people who held NVDA or TSLA but I made some very good returns (over 300%) on gold-related assets including physical, miners, ETFs etc. The US has gone full Keynes. They will not stop printing and devaluing because if they do, the system collapses into a depression. My biggest issue is that I don’t want to buy more because I already acquired a lot of gold at under $2k and now I don’t want to pay 3x+ for it.
Is TSLA valued as a car company? It will probably be overvalued also
If I'm reading this cup and handle right, TSLA should go up to $860 by January 16
Buy Jan 16 550 calls TSLA
My back of the envelope is nearly 10%. It won’t matter at all…TSLA investors don’t care about trivial things like EPS.
I swear RKLB is the next TSLA in terms of irrational sentiment, its going to pump and when people think its dumb and will drop it pumps more. The CEO "Sir Peter Beck" also has a pretty fanatical following.
Every time TSLA had a major breakout, Elmo did something stupid to tank the stock This time won't be different. My plan is to buy long term puts once TSLA breaks out $500
Try it - buy deep ITM TSLA options and see if it prints money.
and redditors will make their weekly posts, "Why is TSLA going up so much? 😭"
> Did you think TSLA would be bankrupt last year at $140? Did you think GOOGL would lose their court case this year when they were trading at $160 a share and not have their own AI? Did you think that NVDA would only sell chips for gaming and not grow from $10 a share? Short term thinking makes you miss out on opportunity. Automating food is a no brainer for a real investment in the stock. Thats what the end game is for AI, automation These guys are speed running that game and the market is shorting it like the short term fools they time and time again prove to be. LMFAO. Imma make sure this ain't deleted
Did you think TSLA would be bankrupt last year at $140? Did you think GOOGL would lose their court case this year when they were trading at $160 a share and not have their own AI? Did you think that NVDA would only sell chips for gaming and not grow from $10 a share? Short term thinking makes you miss out on opportunity. Automating food is a no brainer for a real investment in the stock. Thats what the end game for AI, automation These guys are speed running that game and the market is shorting it like the short term fools they time and time again prove to be.
I look forward to losing my shirt tomorrow buying TSLA puts.
Never short TSLA. Looks like some regards haven't learned their lesson yet since some comments are saying to short.
Imagine buying puts on TSLA. True retard
Dangerous person? C'mon...he is one of the most dangerous person on earth, seriously. He just want an excuse to get more money. How do he get TSLA to achieve that? TACO is the answer. If he doesn't have a plan to get TSLA up there, then he wouldnt want that $1T package. Elon wants to become the first $1T on earth and he doesn't care how to get it.
Up $30,000 on TSLA lmao .
TSLA is the only real play. Ifyyk
I DCA some $$$ into ARKVX. SpaceX, Neuralink, Figure AI, xAI, OpenAI, Anthropic, Epic Games, etc. These are all companies I want exposure to, so I deal with the high fees. If you’re mainly interested in SpaceX and XAI… I’d consider just buying some TSLA and waiting for the SpaceX IPO that should come along this summer (rumors are that TSLA shareholders may have priority when it comes to participating in other Elon owned company IPOs)
Fomo will kick in and send TSLA to $900 end of year
Burry watching on as NVDA, pltr and TSLA gape