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$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Mentions
Terafab and potential TSLA merger in the future
meaning: dang why did i use my gains from 30 min before close SPX puts towards TSLA 280 2dte puts!
TSLA how about we give down a try
TSLA puts have historically been money destroyers, so just don't do it.
you are right about TSLA but you need to wait till it hits the upper channel of 392 next time
Watching this guy's youtube channel where he does drone flyovers of TSLA factory in Texas. Fam, I had no idea this thing was so fking big. It's actually sort of ridiculous.
Yo, this is the same as my portfolio. Long on SPCX, TSLA, and I bought up a ton of MCD. Haters gonna hate but MCD numbers are remarkable. DM me, let's talk stocks.
2.3 trillion for SpaceX? Really?? This is like 10x worse than the bonkers TSLA valuation years ago. Can't wait for Elon to drop dead and both stocks to plummet.
2.3 trillion for SpaceX? Really?? This is like 2x worse than TSLA years ago. Can't wait for Elon to drop and both stocks to plummet.
Oh, and TSLA is also not a bad long term deal because it will likely get taken out +30% of wherever it trades when it gets merged into SPCX. Plus, I can't wait to see the roadster on Oct 16th (Although, I doubt it will do much for the stock) Still, cool to see.
Elon gets richer again while I lost money again on TSLA
Everyday that goes by is 1 day closer to a TSLA merger with SPCX. TSLA I bet only continues going up the rest of the year
You bought way out of the money for TSLA while it’s pumping. It’s not your luck, your trade is just wrong lol
Today didn’t make no sense we have bad economic news plus TSLA is going to spend on Capex, how does that even move the price point up. Where all this moves coming.
So is MSFT, PLTR, SPCX, TSLA. why would you go for QCOM??
This is stock momentum and nothing more. This is known behavior and has been observed since the 1800s. When stocks rally, people jump in to ride it up, causing it to go higher. And when it starts to fall, they abandon it quickly, causing it to fall further. This ignores all fundamentals, headwinds, upcoming legislation, and news. It also ignores positive information and has no understanding of under- or over-weighted stocks. If TSLA rallies, this method buys in. If APPL falls, it sells.
too much bullish shit for TSLA. Hopped in 780 2dte shorts at close
It’s TSLA but for space. Completely disconnect value from reality.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 14W - 5L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $383.58 (above) | $379.79 | +1.0% | Tue 4:02 PM ET |
8 280 TSLA puts -> scalped 3k from SPX puts into it
One month from now: Long term treasury bond yields go to like 15%. Instead of crashing the market, QQQ doubles, and SPCX and TSLA go up like 10x or something. Because that's just how this clown market is.
Other than TSLA, this is my port today.
ehhh 776 spy puts and 780 TSLA puts
You know its a weird day when TSLA is the calm rational one
Musk was brought back into the WH to do the same magic with SPY that he does with TSLA SPCX. SPY moving like an Elon company. Immune to everything!
MMs have been dead-set on not letting TSLA stay above $380 for more than a minute today
People are petrified of the Fed's commitment to fight inflation. As a result, they continue fleeing to safe havens such as TSLA and SPCX.
Yeah, it happens. I made 121k on TSLA in 2021. Could’ve got a nice down payment on a house but instead the market took it back.
People are petrified of the Fed's commitment to fight inflation. As a result, they continue fleeing to safe havens such as TSLA and SPCX.
Breaking news: SPCX to buy US Steel (Ticker X). SPCX will then merge with TSLA and license the song "X gonna give it to ya" by DMX, which will then become the company's anthem.
me no have confidence in hold. me buy TSLA 2dte and SPY 1dte 772 puts. Me at open? Me be happy. Me make monies!
Crazy how TSLA can go vertical like a penny stonk.
Reddit also heavily pushed TSLA as a stock back in 2021 and 2022, because supposedly tesla was going to maintain 40-50% yearly growth on their vehicle sales, and look how that went. The reality is that TSLA as an investment is dogshit. Robotaxis arent panning out, where's the semi truck, cyber truck was a dud, and yet Tesla the company is going just fine because they do still sell good enough cars at good enough prices in the 3 and Y.
because TSLA has a very large allocation in both QQQ and SPY which are constantly getting auto-bought with retirement accounts nothing will meaningfully change the price of TSLA stock except for actual material differences in tesla's performance. and as much hate as elon and tesla get, they are still selling enough cars that the stock can exist with a sky high PE because of all the other fluff opportunities like robo taxis, AI etc etc
is shorting TSLA retarded rn…
TSLA $400 this week isn’t a meme. $500 after that roadster lifts off the ground and levitates
TSLA about to break 380? That would be crazy.
well, TSLA just went below 377.
TSLA won't go under 377 LMAO
Back in December 2022, Elon promised TSLA would be bigger than Saudi Aramco Elon a Houthi confirmed?
the reason TSLA is up is because there is no reason for it to be up
Anyone shorting spcx is a moron or new and didn’t watch TSLA play out
\+185% on TSLA 0 DTE's in $2.80 out $8.00 gg fucking ez
SPCX partnering with TSMC to bring high tech chip manufacturing to US. TSLA is SPCX proxy trade for some people
Why the fuck is TSLA pumping? Literally no fucking reason.
My MU 1200 calls and TSLA 365 puts are down, I can’t never win I lose every time
TSLA is still down 15% on the year. This could have way more legs
Gas prices go up = TSLA stock go up
You were probably thinking of revenues. They kept their revenues growing slightly before it declined last year. The main difference was in late 2022, they had very enviable operating margins (~16%) for an auto company, compared to the likes of GM (~6% operating) and F (~5% operating). This year, their margins are in line with the rest of the auto sector. In fact, TSLA's (4.6%) operating margins are worse than GM's (7.7% operating) and F's (6.8% operating) now.
TSLA is not a good car brand, and SPCX does not make good rockets at all. Instead I will be buying a Toyota and flying to the moon on a NASA space ship
Because TSLA price has been doing nothing for a long time. Once price starts to move, either up to $500 or down to $200, People will open their mouths again.
TSLA $400 this week will be chefs kiss
Everyone got bored of arguing over TSLA, so got f all to say now.
TSLA and SPCX enter the chat.
I bet I buy a TSLA robotaxi to make it work and it ends up killing the first customer :kek:
TSLA特斯拉 日内期权复盘｜FLOW指标信号，Call+Put两笔交易，仅供个人记录分享 今天做特斯拉日内交易，所有仓位收盘前全部平仓，绝不持仓过夜。所有进场点位，都是我的FLOW资金指标捕捉到建仓信号后入场。 ✅第一笔交易：TSLA 行权价400认购Call，2027年1月15日到期远月合约 入场：22.75美元，下午2点左右FLOW指标触发建仓信号 离场：24.23美元，3:40平仓 仓位：2张合约，盈利大约400美元 这是远月认购期权。 就在同一个时间、同样的行情位置，末日0DTE TSLA 372.5认购Call同步出现信号：入场价0.02美元，最高冲到2.15美元，接近10倍收益。 这次我没有选择末日合约，有点小遗憾。远月期权和末日期权，收益差距真的非常大。 ✅第二笔交易：特斯拉 周度认沽Put 临近尾盘，大约3:50，特斯拉价格374.6的时候，我看到看跌的FLOW、Lucky Buy建仓信号。 本来想直接做末日Put，但当时账户保证金不足，无法开末日仓，只能选择下周到期的周Put合约。 入场：1.71美元 离场：3.40美元，7分钟就平仓 仓位：1张合约，盈利约170美元 就在这个同一时间点，末日特斯拉Put入场价仅0.02美元，快速上涨到0.36美元，18倍收益。 周期权和末日期权的收益差距，真的很惊人。如果当时保证金充足，这就是18倍的机会。 个人感悟：抓对行情时机的时候，末日期权爆发力极强，但是对保证金管理要求更高，风险也更大。我严守自己的交易纪律：全部日内交易，不过夜持仓。 免责声明：本帖仅为个人日内交易复盘，纯学习分享，不构成任何投资建议，请勿照搬我的交易。期权属于极高风险品种，有可能亏损全部投入本金。 https://preview.redd.it/eyk46lawj9th1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48da1eeef4e2dde1c81ee712d62b976e8f5b2aa6
Just get in a position to scalp some SPCX and TSLA because the Elon meatriders are all over the Reddit currently...
TSLA is counting all their taxis as subscriptions btw. There aren't 2 million FSD capable Teslas in North America. For your 2 million mark, older Tesla owners would need to buy $1000 3.0 hardware upgrades.
After the 2026 numbers are out, this argument will finally be put to rest. Tesla sales have falled month over month in every country including the US. In places like Norway where the Y was the #1 selling car for 3 years running, it's finally fallen to #7 in the August data with VW ID.4 taking the #1 spot. and Xpeng and BYD taking the #5 and #6 spots. [https://bestsellingcarsblog.com/2026/09/norway-august-2026-bevs-at-record-98-7-share-vw-id-4-1-bmw-ix3-3/](https://bestsellingcarsblog.com/2026/09/norway-august-2026-bevs-at-record-98-7-share-vw-id-4-1-bmw-ix3-3/) But monthly sales data is hard to collate into a year on year comparison which is what everyone cares about. Just have to wait till next Feb to get year end final sales from across Europe to show TSLA is cooked.
And you think SPCX or TSLA does?
Why is sort suggested to best on the daily? Da fuq?! Next thing you're going to tell me is that investors are so afraid of the Fed's commitment to fighting inflation, they are fleeing to save havens like TSLA and SPCX.
I think I’ll take you up on that burger 🥹 All the price action happened in the first hour so I didn’t enter TSLA or NVDA expecting a rug pull, but anyway, hope Monday is better 🙏🏻 How was your week?
There is some element of luck to this, but my best performing investments have been picks like these. It's very difficult to generate outsized returns on companies that are easily quantified and low risk. Being early to the party in NVDA, TSLA, or AMZN would have been incredibly difficult if you are investing based on valuation alone. The best performing companies grow into their valuation by sustaining revenue and earnings growth at rates higher and longer than sellers are expecting. Overweighting valuation is a great way to buy into value traps or falling knives.
Fucking TSLA manipulated bullshit
TSLA leading the red candles to close? :ahyes:
Looks stable af today compared to SPCX and TSLA
TESL JUST COMPLETELY OBLITERATED RIVIAN • $TSLA delivered 486,532 vehicles in Q3, beating Visible Alpha’s estimate by 29,636 • $RIVN delivered 19,248 vehicles TOTAL, a company record
TSLA calls all days until today, puts today. SPY puts today.
Oh please bro…. If you think this company isn’t worth $2T then look no further than TSLA. Absolutely the most overvalued pos stock for the past 5 years
Ok so you understand, don’t buy TSLA and buy Netflix. Don’t try to rationalize the market just play the long game.
Well even TSLA had lower YOY numbers. People want asian hybrids.
More TSLA and SPCX up. Why not? Was worried that they weren't up enough
If you want Brownie points, you shit at TSLA. If you want truth, GTFO
What are we bitching about? SPY is up. GOOG is up. AAPL is up. CRWD is up. NVDA is up. TSLA is up. AMZN is up.
I don’t know when, but one day in my lifetime, I will revel in the death of TSLA
What's funny I got TSLA calls on Tue that expired worthless on WED and today I got TSLA puts that are expiring worthless today
So.. the hurdle was low.. and the decline was expected.. but it was not worse than expected… like our inflation numbers.. 😆 but with gas prices maybe staying higher.. people might buy more electric cars.. I have one myself.. but it is not a TSLA..
If you only go by Reddit comments, TSLA should be trading at $0.50 and you will hardly able to spot any Tesla on the road.
The valuation of CRWD has never made sense. CRWD, TSLA, CVNA is 100% where moron money sits. Eventually they will all crash.
They are the number one EV seller in the US but outside of North America they have a lot more competition. In Europe there are a number of significantly cheaper and smaller EVs available. In Canada they face political headwinds among a lot of their historical ownership demographic. We all know TSLA’s stock price has little to do with their actual sales.
Thanks TSLA for making me money. I knew the stock was undervalued at 353 dollars. It's now around 372 dollars.
People have so much respect and fear of the Fed's commitment to inflation, everyone is fleeing to safe havens like TSLA and SPCS.
somehow TSLA didn't move at all during that drop
TSLA is truly a different breed
TSLA retarded strength. My 360 puts are cooked unless elon posts a pic of his dicko within an hour.
Today was SPY and TSLA
Paper handed TSLA and SPCX calls so you can say things are working out perfectly
TSLA was also the industry leader in EVs back in 2021 and the stock lost like 70% from the peak, but it since recovered Could happen with NKE too
Why are TSLA and SPCX going up? Did TSLA buy the cybertrucks back from SPCX?
SPCX up 6.5%, and TSLA up 5%, just for fun... ...yeah I dont know if I trust this pump lol
TSLA fuelled put rally
TSLA bounced off the 50 day moving average.. with good production numbers.. and being down 20 percent for the year.. has a good chance of going to 400 in the next couple months.. continuing the trend… haters.. (I had puts till this morning).. not going to fight the trend.. bought the calls 367.50..
That'll work until the merger that overvalues TSLA. Godspeed bro.