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Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
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TSLA going to be there soon?
you guys ready for TSLA 375
TSLA leading the dump with new low of the day
Isn’t it obvious SPCX is a massive pump with the amount of warnings out there about it? I mean TSLA was obvious short and I got hammered last year while trying to do it.
it’ll go into either TSLA or BTC
Keeping tabs on [$TSLA](https://aimytrade.io/ticker/tsla?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=comment&utm_campaign=SmallStreetBets&utm_term=TSLA&utm_content=template_1781108296018_8kb8qz). I would rather check the analysis than go on gut feel. Educational read for me, nothing.
Bought some lottos calls for TSLA cause I know that shit is gonna pump on SPCX IPO day for stupid reasons
If the ipo goes well it’s bullish for TSLA since they can just sell everything b2b
>I wonder how much of Starlink being profitable comes from them manipulating the books Any evidence ??? Bears also said TSLA cooked the books
Someone call me dumb for thinking about TSLA 290c
My total returns are negative only in GLD and TSLA
If you used this logic to short TSLA though, you ran out of money a long, long time ago You can sit on the sidelines and scoff at the fundamentals while everyone else makes money
There’s an extraordinary amount of volume on TSLA 385 puts today. Last time there was suspiciously high put volume on deep OTM strikes was Friday, when TSLA crashed almost 40 points. Keep a close eye on it today, I’m buying a small speculative bag of 385 0DTE puts.
You would think TSLA is due for a random pump with the SpaceX IPO soon and since it has less connection with reality than the market itself
TSLA inversing SPY is not a meme anymore
Yes. It doesn't math. The TOTAL nationwide U.S. taxi and limousine services market size is valued at $75 billion. That's gross revenue, not earnings. This includes both traditional, taxis, fleets and modern app-based ride-sharing (Uber, Lyft, etc.) services, with traditional models continuing to adapt to technological demands and new regulatory environments. Even if TSLA could somehow capture 100% of that market (Waymo, Uber, et all would like a word) at a net margin of 10%, you are only talking about total potential earnings of $7.5B a year. Good money, but nothing close to supporting TSLA's atmospheric valuation. Feel free to refute with your analysis tho.
I want to buy TSLA calls but this all looks like shit
Good luck my man. Most I ever lost in one day was almost this exact amount ($60k) on 0DTE TSLA calls when the stock ground lower and lower for 7 hours straight. That one hurt.
Based on what metrics does he “clearly know how to run a business”? The irrational TSLA stock price based on a cult of personality? A well-run business should be a net positive for society, but this man is a serial fraudster: SolarCity, Vegas Loop, Full Self Driving, “Teslas will be an appreciating asset”, various stock market manipulation, the list goes on and on. The man knows how to accrue and leverage personal power - I’m not sure if it’s fair to necessarily call that “business”.
loaded up on puts and shorts. Mainly MU, SNDK and TSLA. Have stoploss. Today will make liberation day look like nothingburger.
You can analyze this stock as much as you want, just like you can analyze TSLA. In the end, it will not behave like redditors think it will. I wouldn't be surprised if it's going to pump, then dump, people say it'll crash more, but it will stabilize and stay at elevated valuation forever, just like TSLA.
Based on my TSLA experience, that's a no for me. Elon will mention some crazy thing... and every fan willl throw money at the stock before we can find out if it makes any sense... plus whatever contacts he has that gave him money in the past.
Are you seriously equating the cost of rockets and satellites to a factory? Yes TSLA is expensive per share, and I avoid it like the plague.
Ignoring the personality, he has pushed the edge on a lot of tech. He beat out Boeing and crew for commercial launch, led electric vehicles via Tesla, satellite comms Starlink, and we'll see where Neuralink goes. He has good ideas and can make them a reality. Everyone here seems to forget how much they loved him when TSLA stock was like NVDA.
I sold TSLA at 420.69 in late 2024. It ended up topping at like 440 before crashing to 250 3 months later.
True. I think SpaceX will pump and QQQs will dump. The TSLA is in case you cant get into spacex, it might trade up in sympathy.
Both are leading innovators. SpaceX leads in space and TSLA leads im robotics.
I was thinking SpaceX shares, TSLA calls and QQQ puts
Nah. It will be like TSLA. people will keep waiting for it to crash, but retail will hold on until SPaceX and Starlink build bigger moats and own the market.
2026 is def going to see a market top and decline. Despite what my wife’s boyfriend says, just because I suck cocks behind Wendy’s for cash, or the fact that I lost $75k betting against TSLA…doesn’t mean I’m wrong. 😤
I sold all my TSLA after growth started slowing, this was years ago and they still haven’t recovered financially yet the stock is still up massive since then. I don’t see why SpaceX will act differently. When it does inevitably crash 50%+ it will be along with the rest of the market imo.
QQQ only these days - I used to try TSLA but always lost my ass
It will pop for the mere fact it has to get in to the indexes, once that ride is over it will sell off until it makes it in to the SPY where it might flatten out and then it will act just like TSLA, up, down, sideways repeat.
I'm not too sure about that. Though I won't ever touch TSLA ever again, I think it might get a boost from SPCX.
I think the Trade is PUTs on TSLA and calls on SPCX
Most retail investors (read people who buy individual tickers don’t know about how awful SPCX prospectus is) the average person probably thinks TSLA still makes money.
At the IPO price, SPCX is being valued close to what AVGO is worth and more than META. SPCX lost about $5b last year. Meanwhile AVGO makes over $20b in profit and META over $60b in profit. AVGO earnings growth is very high and expected to remain that way for some time, hence the valuation differences. So in SPCX you are buying a comparatively overvalued stock by any and every measure, and only comparable to TSLA. TSLA by the way makes 4x less profit than KO, but valuation is 4x more. Forget about even trying to compare TSLA to AVGO META and the true mega caps.
TSLA SHAREHOLDERS. Elon fan boys will swap. The trade is short TSLA
TSLA should be a great indicator that P/E is no longer viable.
This is gonna be TSLA 2.0, valuation doesn't matter.
OP is being decimated by Theta. Current position based on the close: ASTS .25 -> .17 TSLA .26 -> .11 LUNR .23 -> .08 RKLB .17 -> .14 u/[alvnta](https://www.reddit.com/user/alvnta/) You capitulate yet or are riding these to 0? Lets see a screenshot of your portfolio. I need some bear porn.
I remember far more recently than you can. But thanks for simping for the racist Kwazy Ketamine Karen. # Tesla short sellers have made $11.5 billion # The 44% drop in Tesla's stock wiped out hundreds of billions of dollars in market cap, and generated $11.5 billion in mark-to-market profits for short sellers. # 2025 has been the most lucrative bet for shorts this year, ahead of Nvidia, whose drop has produced $9.4 billion in profits for short sellers. # It's been a brutal year for [Tesla](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/TSLA/) shareholders so far, and a hugely profitable one for short sellers, who bet on a decline in the company's stock price. #
I was TSLA and BTC. I'm now retired.
Back in 2015 I worked in professional services and we had lots of restrictions on what stocks we were allowed to trade. I tried to clear so many but they all didn’t get approved (due to potential risk for insider trading). The only ones that still flew below the radar back then were TSLA, AMZN, BABA and NFLX. I bought and held till I quit five years later 😆
The only short for tomorrow is TSLA
I mean it has been a good day overall to recover a little bit but TSLA and SNDK are still at outrageous prices and i'm not back in the green yet. Its frustrating.
I get it people hate TSLA here but this obviously bad biased modding needs to go it ruins subs. Appliance of rules is also extremely inconsistent here. Sad to see how another sub gets slowly derailed into trash because of bad modding
WSB mods removing the single positive post about TSLA in the past months. Biased much? Lmao this sub i cant
JPM fired the analyst who was bearish on TSLA for 5+ years and hired a TSLA bull, needed a new face for their new narrative.
My honest opinion looks like this. I think SpaceX is comically overvalued but ETFs will be forced to buy it up regardless of the price if it can hold for 15 days. That gives a significant floor to the price. Similarly if it can keep a high price then Elon can use it to buy TSLA and guarantee himself a 1T payout. World's first trillionaires incoming. I will not be buying any but am going to ride to wave up with ASTS (I'm selling puts)
Lol you forgot TSLA that will baloon to 69tUSD on the back of SpaceX merger rumors.
Who of you regards is buying the TSLA and CVNA dip? Hope those Calls already printed and you loaded them off before the next leg down. tl;dr: sell your 0dte calls and buy your 0dte puts.
What's the move for SPCX to swallow TSLA at clearance discount? Need this to print so I can finally afford a ticket to Mars instead of holding bags here on Earth.
I'm sure some people are selling off to position for those IPOs. I especially think TSLA is being sold. It makes sense to reposition. So, it might be temporary, until Friday or when the AI IPO uncertainty is resolved. Turning on TV, and a lot of videos about how bad AI dropped. All of a sudden....
I single-handedly kept TSLA over $300 for the past year
TSLA going to 395 get in now
would like TSLA to be squeezed to 405 and MSFT to 410 please
$13000 put volume on TSLA 285 eow lol
TSLA energy products are just commodities. So are their cars. How do you expect premium valution on such products?
TSLA. Realistically. Love or loathe the CEO (I'm very much in the latter camp), they're among the best poised to capitalise
\*jingles keys\* gas prices are down oil is down too deals a couple days away lets just buy and hold some deserving stocks like TSLA
Wanted to buy TSMC. But somehow click on TSLA on my watchlist, filled at 394. Made me happy for nothing.
Market cap to GDP ratio 238% Dot com bubble 148% TSLA and NVDA need to get the sex bots built quick
JP morgan said TSLA would crash to 185 last month. This month they increased their price target and said they are bullish on TLSA. What does that tell you? These financial institutions are always wrong. AI is endorsed by the US government. That's all you need to know.
Are you dumb? MSFT is by a long shot the better buy. It’s the best value large tech while TSLA is massively overvalued.
To add to this, TSLA up 4.59% today on robotaxi + FSD narrative momentum. At $408, this stock trades on optionality, not current earnings multiples. Bull case requires believing autonomous vehicles are a 2026-2028 catalyst. Bear case: current fundamentals can't support the valuation at all. There's genuinely no middle ground here so it's a conviction trade.
My TSLA 410p is PRINTING
TSLA is already priced in for making pretty much every car in the world.
2nd Sell Off - Charts anticipate a 2nd sell off - after which traders take control - which makes for a difficult short - very much like TSLA and soon to be SpaceX
You mean TSLA? It takes a real WSB hero to compare raw ticker prices
TIL slamming TSLA calls at open was not the correct play
TSLA always defaults back to $420
TSLA pumping because SPCX IPO, classic
Do you think TSLA will mirror SpaceX?
This is the wrong week to sell covered calls on TSLA
I think we’re all on the same page about what type of person Musk is, but stock valuations aren’t based on how much ketamine a CEO does. Look up the history of short selling TSLA. Musk once tweeted about a his own stock to pump the price and wreck vocal short sellers. Smart investors to short or long TSLA, they just stay away. Same thing for SpaceX. When you grow up, become an adult, and have real money to invest, you’ll be smart enough to do the same.
What kind of trick does Elon need to do for SPCX to swallow TSLA for cheap?
Elon has grifted the US on visions for TSLA for years. I can’t help but think the same ideologues will follow blindly into SpaceX. Or heck even grow a larger following when you stoke the human interest of exploring space. I want to think it will pop soon and the market will realign. But I’ve been saying that on TSLA for a decade.
TSLA is 0dte 3days a week. It's also crazy.
395 TSLA put before close imma get clobbered
TSLA 420 on 6/9. The prophecy will be fulfilled.
No, other way. TSLA would buy spacex.
SpaceX literally filed their S-1 with the SEC last week for a $75 billion IPO, you absolute pinecone; if Elon tries to sneak a $5 billion insider truck purchase past them right now, the feds nuke the biggest public listing in history and your TSLA calls expire worthless in the blast radius.
You truly belong behind the Wendy's dumpster. Yes, the SEC might be acting like a toothless mall cop right now, but you’re completely missing the actual final boss: GAAP accounting. If Tesla tries to recognize $5 billion in related-party revenue from a sister company to hit a specific EBITDA hurdle, the independent corporate auditors literally cross it out with a red Sharpie during adjustments. If they don’t, institutional shareholders drop a class-action nuke on the board that makes the Delaware judge look like child's play. You can fire government regulators, but you can't fire institutional math. Your TSLA calls are still cooked.
Google 'TSLA 10yr eps history' and then look at their chart since IPO. Notice anything? I'm not rushing into the SpaceX IPO for this very reason.
Was this the case with TSLA? Probably the most valuable datapoint imo
TLDR: **CALLS** $125ASTS, $475TSLA, $40LUNR and $150RKLB expiry 12th june Thesis: REGARD lights money on fire but we ALL copytrading ts play