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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I don't fully agree with this. I've always been a buy and hold investor, and I absolutely attribute that stubbornness to my success (I never cut my winning positions, for example, even when stocks like NFLX TSLA and NVDA ran so hard that those three were 90% of my portfolio) but at the same time, I went back through the entire trading history for the past 15 years recently, and I was shocked to see how many positions I exited from pretty early, positions I don't remember ever holding because I held them so briefly, and if I had continued holding those positions until now, 95% of them would have gone nearly to zero and I'd have lost a TON (and missed out on the upside I got in the companies where I reinvested those losing positions) so intelligence is still hugely important.
I completely disagree with all the "do your own research" people here. You will never have the time or expertise to compete with someone who does this for a living or has a whole team behind them. Find an investing recommendation service with an excellent, published, public track record, and copy them, OR invest in ETF's. Period. The vast majority of DIY'ers are losing money or barely profiting. I myself have made insane returns over the last 20 years, (to the point that if I reported my results here I'd probably be banned because my returns are "impossible") and I have never done anything except use the recommendations of experts and then apply my own "gut" feelings and personal common sense to those recommendations to choose the ones that I believed in. The Motley Fool is a great example and this is the service that I primarily used from 2005-2015 or so. Their track record during that time period was simply astonishingly good and I profited enormously from it (I got NFLX, AMZN, DIS, TSLA, NVDA for example all before 2010). Sadly David Gardner, the brother who was really the genius behind the picks, quit and it's never been quite the same. However I do think they are still outperforming the market by a decent margin and their basic "stock advisor" newsletter is cheap. I wouldn't write it off. In any case I would spend a lot of time researching the varous stock picking services out there and find ones that are legitimate with proven long-term track records where you can verify their returns. If you are making your picks from a service that averages a 70% win rate and good average return, in theory you can get better than 70% if you are good at picking from those picks. But your odds are way higher of picking a winner when you're getting good preselection and you can read in-depth reports written by someone who does have the time to really dig in and knows what they are doing.
I’m down $20k in four weeks on TSLA and CVX options. I’m with you man. Which pier are we gonna use?
Because PLTR has P/E 412, and TSLA has it at 306. Musk can say "we will make AI robots and stuff" and show said robots to be a real thing, to convince investors that high P/E is not a sell trigger. What can Alex Karp say? He will spy harder and help kill more people, to convince Trump to give him 10x more federal money? With a sufficient catalyst, PLTR stock price can lose a digit and still be very richly valuedd at P/E 41. Who wouldn't want to short that? Classic shorting story.
If AVGO > TSLA, do we say mag8 now or what?
Maggy 7's 2026 YTD: $AMZN +6.98% $GOOG +3.51% $MSFT -1.07% $META -1.51% $NVDA -2.57% $TSLA -2.71% $AAPL -4.71% And for reference: $SPY +1.24% $QQQ +1.09%
#TSLA GANG Members checking in
Did that work on TSLA?
Could you point out in what aspects? I recognize these as highly speculative bets, which don't fit my style but I'm still interested to hear your thinking. TSLA seems to have lost all mooring from fundamentals and BYD is eating its lunch in every market its allowed in. I'm also concerned that Musk's volatility in the public eye and multiple companies vying for his attention is troubling for TSLA's core business. What's the bull case that doesn't depend on Gamestop-like meme stock performance? ASTS is finally in its execution phase which is exciting, but the balance sheet is too risky for me and I'm not confident it can stand up to Starlink. I'm assuming you think differently, why? Now OKLO I am interested in, but it's price to book is 18 compared to the sector median of 2, and it's not profitable, running a -6% loss compared to a sector median of +3%. When do you think it will reach profitability? Do you have any insights on its leadership?
I was tempted to buy some long-dated TSLA puts, but I think you just talked me out of it. Will stick with my VT and chill strategy. Not a boomer but ok with the reasoning behind the strategy. So are you all in on SPMO or what?
Wait till you hear about TSLA. Missed the last 3 quarters but up 50% in the last 6 months? $445 sells 40% of the EVs sold in the US.. $1.4T market cap 🤪
I think the main reason for his recent TSLA pay package was to get more of a controlling share of the company. Maybe enough shares to where he can’t get outed, or something like that. Same thing that Zuck has at Meta.
Lost my whole port on 0DTE TSLA puts. Farewell all
It's true that restarting oil production in Venezuela would cost a lot of money, but people also seem to forget how much money oil companies make. Income: * XOM: $29B * CVX: $12B * COP: $8B Versus: * AVGO: $23B * TSLA: $5B
##Getting frothy out there, time to rotate into safety of deep OTM TSLA calls and Corn for the weekend.
AMZN, GOOG, MSFT make sense because majority of the capex is for compute that is sold. Meta is the odd one out. They need to recoup this via ads and I think that won’t work out. It’s the same play as the “metaverse” where they even changed the name of the company. Outcome of that has been minimal and flatline revenue. Expect the exact same outcome with AI for Meta. NVDA and AAPL get the best bang for their bucks. TSLA is a meme.
TSLA robotaxi announcement at next earnings...shhh dont say i didnt tell you
TSLA refuses to drop below 40 RSI level.
incoming TSLA EoD gigapump
if we can have classic TSLA power hour death drop that would be great
WRONG. Buy TSLA calls and hold forever
2026 playbook: See a red candle in S&P buy a call and hold for a week or two, short PYPL when any green candle appears, load up on OTM TSLA calls when Steak\_Itchy complains again.
Eh, I'm up like 10k today between INTC and metals. Would be up more if VIX would fucking move up and TSLA would finally give up the ghost. Weirdly, as a bear, I angrily make more money on up days. Angrily and bitterly.
I suspect you're a closeted bear. Have you even bought TSLA calls?
TSLA is up man, we're mooning
PAPER HANDS. I'm buying the dip in TSLA.
That's great son. If you figured out multiplication, you're qualified to buy TSLA
Paper hands selling TSLA 📄🤡 meanwhile I'm loading up like it's Black Friday 🛒🔥 see you on Mars 🚀
Gucci Mane just bought TSLA calls at 447 💎🔥
Friday TSLA pump like clockwork
I'm not a TSLA stan and can't stand Elon but actually the person you're relying to is right - they said that it's always traded at a much relative to their industry, which is a defensible statement. Tesla's price-to-book (PB) ratio was its lowest in 2020, at 8, but was much higher compared to pretty much any other auto maker such as Toyota and GMs 1-1.2. Consider their P/E ratio was literally negative during the same period it's also fair to say that they were trading at a premium (they didn't have to give away money to get people to buy their shares). There are other ways to measure 'premium' obviously, but PB is about as classic as it gets since it doesn't try to measure the value of future income but tracks the cost of raising capital.
!banbet TSLA 444.2 1h
TSLA(er) to 450(!) "Everything's computer" - D. J. Trumpstein
In the spirit of 0dte Friday I bought 25 TSLA 452.5 calls at .38. And in the spirit of 0dte Friday I just averaged down and bought 12 more at .16. Real trading lives on.
Is OKLO the new TSLA? In that there is no good reason for it to go up, but maybe I should just put my money in it if I want to make money?
Fake dump 📉💩 buy the dip you apes 🦍 TSLA 🚀🚀🚀 to 450 EOD 💎🙌 trust me bro 🤝😤
Intel - up 10% because 🥭 says he likes the stock AVGO, MU - Up due to the same tweet, even though they weren't mentioned TSLA - Up for no reason, probably financial crime This green is fake AF but loading up on cheap SOXL yesterday's gonna pay for these translator earbuds
TSLA puts because I don’t like ketamine
Now someone please do this with TSLA.
TSLA again has retard power
I sell TSLA puts for Pennies. TSLA at 448 ????? I thought the economy was bad? I am pro TSLA but I was selling puts in the 200 and 300s. I could have sold a 400 put?
TSLA 🚀🚀🚀 to $2000 or I'm eating ramen 🍜 behind the Wendy's dumpster 🗑️ with my wife's boyfriend 💎🙌😭
Why TSLA suddenly got pumped ???
It is absolutely wild to me that anyone would include TSLA in this basket. A literal order of magnitude separates them from the others in Net Income terms.
Just grabbed some long dated TSLA calls here 😘😘😘
I started at $1300. Dropped to $1000 when market opened because of NVDA. After switching to TSLA, INTC, and SPY, I’m at $4k. Finally green port after 3 months of holding NVDA. Not too shabby of a day.
# Senators urged Apple and Google to remove Musk’s X and Grok from app stores over sexual deepfakes “Turning a blind eye to X’s egregious behavior would make a mockery of your moderation practices,” three Democratic senators wrote to Apple’s and Google’s CEOs. Dems will bury Elon at any opportunity. TSLA puts when libs are in office will be free af.
TSLA looks like it wants another leg up. 🤔
Dropped my TSLA for a solid $10 gain only to see what I would’ve made, tf
Why won’t TSLA stop pumping 😡 🪤
TSLA up $8 today on.... nothing really.
At this point, just yolo TSLA calls till democrats win one election. After that yolo all your gains into OTM puts.
TSLA $500 inc, I don't make the rules I buy the corruption 🙂↕️
I'm full port 0DTE TSLA puts and i'm down 50%. What should I do
Anecdotal TSLA market share is decreasing at an unprecedented rate. The last time i saw a TSLA was last week. I only see BYDs now (Singapore). Asian prejudice is real, Singaporeans are calculative and also care about face. Us choosing BYD (china known for cheap not the best) over a TSLA cannot get anymore bearish. TSLA calls since bearish news.
LMAO, they pumped TSLA so SPY wouldn't sell off
TSLA outperforming NVDA today. What a poor display of the allstar, completely washed
Is TSLA rlly gonna do it? Is it rlly gonna go up?
FML man I got into TSLA at 432 and sold at 437, a good trade but there goes the breakout
I just fucking hate TSLA. I’d argue it’s the most overinflated and bullshit ticker on the market. There are bigger frauds - but none at this market cap.
Oh man I sold TSLA way too early
went from -8% to +65% by immediately selling my NVDA calls on open and buying INTC and TSLA. Perhaps my greatest play to this day.
People complaining about NVDA, AAPL, TSLA and MSFT should buy real stocks like BYND, OPEN, FIG and BULL. 🤌
Sold TSLA calls for profit after a scary opening lmfao Holding NVDA and SPY calls for the Supreme Court thing when they announce they won't rule on tariffs today LMFAO
As you started spamming TSLA V'd to green LMAO
TSLA Is the greatest call option stock ever
>Yeah when a company trades on nothing related to fundamentals in the slightest theres no way to time a short. Someone tell this to the guy who's constantly trying to short TSLA
Eat shit TSLA, please fucking drill.
Thank you TSLA for saving my Puts
TSLA to new highs today plz
You guys remember when TSLA hit 500
Nice TSLA. It's jam packed with silver. So are those charging cables.
Tempted to try the double green hypothesis this friday. And considering the court ruling today, going short on TSLA might hedge my longs on SPY. GLTA
TSLA is a fully retarded momentum stock and it has been dropping so shorting it makes sense now but then again it does like to make random spike ups and downs for no reason so good luck lol
Whyd I short TSLA yesterday again? 😭
TSLA shorters, beware The cult props up this corpse, time and again.
Story is the same as last year. Everyone knows it’s a scam company but anyone who shorted TSLA blew up their ports. Not touching it.
TSLA logic: Pump on horrible data because now there is no fear if there will be horrible data, we already know it.
TSLA is not a car company. It's also not a robot company. After spaceX IPO, it won't even be "elon stock" anymore. Can it finally go to 0 after that then?
the day TSLA drops for real is the day i will take all my money and put it into SPY. That day the world will start to make sense and you can invest normally. But it looks like that day wont ever come so 0dte options it is
TSLA is holding this absurd valuation even with missing every metric and its all getting worse with Elon now delaying robotaxi another 6-12 months
No mystery here. You received $3.3 per share for CSPs for TSLA. When the TSLA stock goes up the put price drops naturally. It is saying you can get out by paying $2.8 but you got $3.3. SO $0.5 profit per share.
Day 360 of me hoping that GLD will close higher than TSLA. The fact that they are so close today is usually a good indicator that TSLA will rip and GLD will dump, because Elon solved world peace or something.
dude i just opened my watchlist and everything is red except for TSLA. I mean this is overnight and means nothing but still you cant make this shit up
Ill load up on TSLA calls so you can make some profit today🙏
My prediction : Whole market down, TSLA up. I only have TSLA puts....