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Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
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Some of us did that with TSLA pre COVID and pltr and nvda during COVID. Live and learn
See you all Friday for the great TSLA put gamma squeeze. Buy before CPI numbers (12:30 GMT), i.e. Thursday before close.
How so? I sold some in 2021 to pay for a house and two teslas and just holding all my MAG 7 now Just fyi my cost basis for TSLA is $40-45 So I’m not worried at all
Yea and if only I invested my mom's $20k in TSLA at the time it would be $800k now. Should would coulda
yeah I agree, it gets really boring having to sift through the karma rage hivemind comments over and over again while looking for the few comments that actually have curiosity or valuable insight. how many times are we STILL gonna see "experts" claim that FSD cant work without lidar. lets be adults and accept that TSLA has the best FSD on the market. by all means tear at the stock from all other angles but do it legitly and find legit flaws, not this bs that proves u don't know anything lmao.
Because it is luck. If it is true skill then it is replicable. TSLA only went up 45% in the past 5 years and that is with a favorable admin. It underperformed SP500 with 70%. GOOG did 130%, NVDA did 900%, MU did 1300%. Why didn't your "research" tell you that?
Buying more GOOG and TSLA over next few weeks! I have strong reasons to hate Uber now. F*ck Uber!
> Are you buying this 6% Cybercab discount Even after the 6% drop TSLA still trades at 330x earnings. So no, I have no interest in hot garbage
Interesting. I did Dec puts, because Friday CPI and Fed shortly after would give me a second and a third chance. Still holding two contracts. Will be looking to buy TSLA puts again on Thursday or Friday morning, but haven't decided on the expiry yet.
TSLA, SpaceX, Meta, Oracle, Bitcoin and OpenAi all fit in this bucket for me. If they work out for other people, like hey good for them ... but I'll happily sit those runs out. Just not my bag to directly support some of these maniac CEOs. Still love tech, so my QQQ dollars will continue to be my proxy
Traded DELL IREN AAPL HTZ GPRO MSFT SNOW INTC TSLA PLTR
Well first I only invest in things I understand, and I do my research and due diligence to ensure that the company I'm putting my money in really has the potential I think it does. I prefer hardware as a predictable revenue driver - easier to observe and predict demand. It gets easier once you've had your first 10x or 20x investment, I've been 'lucky' with some positions, $TSLA in 2016 was a no brainer - the media narrative was so bad, but the growth was so insane that it wasn't actually much of a gamble - that position would have been opened at a price of about $15 and closed at $480. It closed because the growth potential evaporated. Anything beyond today is gambling on vapourware and it was time to get out. Likewise $NVDA - wasn't clear how big it was going to be, but demand was clearly outstripping supply long in to the future so a position opened at $20 5 years ago sits at \~$200 today. You've just got to pay attention to the world, spot the opportunities, and then keep checking the thesis still stands. Sometimes you get it right, sometimes you get it wrong. I'll usually start off putting $10k into something which is a pretty small proportion of my portfolio, but can still have a big impact if it performs like the above and I'll be ok with losing that if it goes tits up. If things start to accelerate as predicted, I'll double down and add more opportunistically. Sometimes things don't go to plan and you close a position 50% down, realising you got it wrong. But for every one of those you have they're offset by the mega-gains like above.
need another TSLA 380 retest.
Huh? Why wouldn’t I be on Reddit lmao Is there a rule for that? I am heavily invested in the MAG 7… 60% is TSLA … I’m early 30s and could retire right now But ok lmao
All events are pump and dumps. Look back through history always pump into the event and dump as it starts and the next day. Time to short was around 2pm Thursday as I did and several other people I know we all banked and we banked with calls Wednesday into Thursday afternoon. It’s not just a TSLA thing it’s for all stocks. Sell the news
Totally worth 354 times current earnings. Keep throwing money at TSLA tech bros.
Me too - when I invested in TSLA starting in 2013 all my finance bro friends said it was a scam and nothing would happen …. Now millions of dollars later… not one of them apologized LOL
I just don't get how the stock price can increase that much just because it'll have the upcoming Cybercab update. The thing is, TSLA has been underperformed in almost its quarterly earning release
I'm saying it could work, but only if OpenAI IPOs before expiry, obviously. Timeline will be tight but looks like it's planned right around that time. "IPO in 2027, or possibly sooner if growth holds", according to Sarah Friar. Plenty of tickers pumped from misidentification like ZM and ZOOM, F and FORD, TSLA and TLSA, and most recently, SPCE and SPCX.
TSLA never made sense to me in terms of valuation , and I get zero FOMO from it. The whole company hinges on one man and his outlandish promises.
Next week GLD TSLA GOOG?
I'm saying it could work, but only if OpenAI IPOs before expiry, obviously. Timeline will be tight but looks like it's planned right around that time. "IPO in 2027, or possibly sooner if growth holds", according to Sarah Friar. Plenty of tickers pumped from misidentification like ZM and ZOOM, F and FORD, TSLA and TLSA, and most recently, SPCE and SPCX.
need some copium fed to me this instant for my weekly TSLA's
For me it’s the trades I didn’t have conviction on, which is all of them. Literally. I started trading in 2017 or maybe even 2016 I don’t even remember. Anyway, I never had much money but I should’ve just bought and held stocks. I had PLTR sub $9 basis, HOOD sub $15 basis, I had ALAB at $69 cost basis. I sold BTC for a loss when it crashed from $7k to $2k and never looked back until Doge came out in Robinhood. I had hundred of thousands of Doge, but I sold for a loss when they were about .0004 cents or something like that. When it started pumping I said to myself fuck that scam as I watched it climb to .75 cents. I had TSLA at $420 basis 3 splits ago. And I had SPY that I had literally said “I’m done with options” that was Feb 2019 I had a fat tax return and dumped it all into SPY. Then COVID took 30% of it and I of course sold at the bottom before the most epic recovery in the history of the market. Still don’t own any shares of anything. Been all options and I’m still down but I’m still here. I ain’t hear no bell.
so TSLA…climb next week?
Remember, longs made millions on TSLA back in the day, regardless of the company's finances. Experts on social media will mock us for NBIS, but they are not up 110 pct. We will ride our winners. GLTA
Huh. Well look at that! All my plays were correct! I only had 200$ to play with and ended making 523$ in profits! So my TSLA puts too soon :( How'd you make out today sir?
What are the chances of TSLA stock moving up ?
Sunday, spy down .85% TSLA down 5%
nbis buls are the most delusional beings I have seen after TSLA bols
Regarding TSLA robotaxi \-1 crush the competition with unbeatable prices \-2 competition disappear \-3 raise prices to the max \-4 profit ( Musk wins)
TSLA punished for hosting a robotaxi nothingburger event
Dumbest sh\*t I watched on this sub today. Shorting SNDK is even worse than shorting TSLA. It is like shorting the gaming stock 5 years ago.
Lost $130 today, but overall in + for a week. Fucking TSLA never recovered. Oh well. This market sucks balls. Almost no movement after first 20-30 mins.
Made $6K on TSLA puts. Stings that it would have been $12K if I was more patient. I’m a greedy MFer.
I need TSLA merger news soon. Sep 5 or SEp 15 maybe, what you think?
so I have like 20 360 calls on TSLA lets see if i go broke or not lol
Doesn't make any sense. If he has sufficient capital to consistently sell naked calls on TSLA, he's probably got enough cash to pay for school...
So TSLA is gonna go back up now I guess
Buy TSLA, short UBER. Dying company.
Holding TSLA 360C :smoking:
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 3W - 2L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $380.00 (above) | $354.70 | +7.1% | Sep 11, 7:31 PM |
successfully scalped the TSLA dead cat bounce in the 0DTE 350 calls @ $3.42 out at $4.20 gg
TSLA going from Clifford dong to blue chew activation
TSLA 360 calls 09/09 thank me later ur welcome
You called the volatility part. Payrolls already moved rate expectations, and Cybercab adds a company-specific catalyst on top of it. A TSLA wager on Moon.com avoids the extra problem of choosing an option strike and expiration. You can be correct about direction and still lose badly on the contract.
Moon looking like the easier screen today. Pick BTC or TSLA and watch whether the post jobs puke gets bought, meanwhile this thread is trying to solve monetary policy with LULU puts 😭
Full Blown retard alert: GLJ Research analyst Gordon L. Johnson maintained a Sell rating on Tesla stock with a price target of $24.86. Even if you hate the Walrus and think TSLA is overrated, if you follow this guy's advice, you would be broke. Best case, you would be so behind when it comes to Alpha. What's the point of being right, if your prediction takes 20 years to come around.
TSLA is the true chosen one
TSLA went up 6% yesterday just to go down 6% today. . This is yin yang
I need TSLA to recover at least just a little bit since I just bought a call.
My TSLA 360C printing casual wealth lmao
I didn't sell my TSLA calls for 16k profit yesterday, just to sit into -4000$ today AMA
12 TSLA 360 calls for next week how much am i finna make
$TSLA $500 by next friday
$TSLA calls are insta buy at $350
Sell wall hit. Watch for TSLA the next two hours
TSLA. Flying car, that’s next big thing That’s basically get big military contracts
TSLA calls will print free cash money
AAPL event next Wednesday will rally the stock - just like TSLA did this week
Higher Oil price push EV, solar stocks high TSLA, FSLR, ENPH, SEDG
TSLA, amazing cybercab in Austin
TSLA rallied for event this week - apple will rally for event next week. Happens every year…
GOOGL, LULU, NFLX, TSLA are all down today. What’s common among these tickers? The letter L! See, trading is easy if you know what to look for
ATH diesel prices was the thing to finally take down TSLA
Inverse Sieg Heil on the TSLA chart.
Opened TSLA CCs. Went to the bathroom. Closed TSLA CCs. Made $1100. Will take some miralax to see if I can do again before EOD.
TSLA has hit the line again where it has bounced off to a new recent high 6 times this summer. TSLA will be $385+ next week and 360 again by end of day https://preview.redd.it/k2odjzib0jnh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae1ba08732ffaf3426114cec340f0579728e15b
Yeah, market was follow TSLA, who was pumping based on some stupid ass presentation that shouldnt have impacted their price whatsoever in the first place. Now that presentation is over and they immediately dumped back yesterday's gains lol
TSLA carrying its prolapsed asshole around like a dog carrying its own leash
Shaking out every last call in TSLA and then they buy
TSLA gave everything back and then some, what a stupid 2 days.
Anyone have any ideas on why TSLA stock is so volatile?
Nice TSLA drop… time to load up🚀
You have to laugh at what a circus this market is. Fake/misleading good jobs number? Market crumbles because it's afraid of a very small increased chance of a 0.25% rate cut that more than likely still wont happen anyways Meanwhile you have the POTUS go an absurd rant about how he will cut off trade from entire countries that the US gets their products from if the Fed doesnt bow to his will and cut rates. Which is such a fucking mess of a statement I dont even know how to begin to address it. On top of that you had the market pumping yesterday because it was following TSLA based on some stupid ass launch event, which turned out to be so stupid that it almost perfectly gave up all of its gains from yesterday. Hundreds of billions of market cap flipped in the nonstop game of musical chairs for what is essentially nothing.
Almost time for a good old fashioned TSLA waterfall 💦
TSLA buyers woke up this morning and recalled that Waymo already exists
ELI5 TSLA 2% float short PE329?
Bought TSLA calls yesterday. What a fucking precision lol
if u still own TSLA they should put u in a matrix pod to fuel the ai
most likely theory, when TSLA drops, he can merge it with SPCX on the cheap, since he has bigger ownership percentage at SPCX than TSLA
TSLA is cooked! I mean long term cooked. Elon used to sleep at the factory to push production and efficiency. Now he doesn’t even bother to show up to the hyped up cyber cab event. He doesn’t care anymore
Cathy probably buying TSLA today
TSLA, SPCX employees: (Chuckles) "I'm in danger."
TSLA could come back a bit here
Fuckkkk I sold my TSLA puts way too early lmao. Could have been my best play last three months.
I mean NVDA, TSLA, etc spend a ton on R&D. META has historically spent way too much on useless R&D. It's very simple - does the cash generate a higher ROIC than buybacks?
TSLA strategy is going for treefiddy