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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Okay so is _now_ finally the time to go short on tsla? I've felt one of the things keeping TSLA afloat is that it's the sole avenue for exposure to the richest man on earth. An Elon-ETF, as it were. The crown jewel of his empire is SpaceX. If SpaceX goes public itself then people have no need to buy into a failing car company
I trade TSLA options on their designated expiry days (mostly Fridays for weeklies), which are the true 0DTE contracts that expire at close that same day. Theta, gamma, and assignment risk behave exactly like any other 0DTE. Other US traders do this today. On nonexpiry days (Monday through Thursday), I just sell the front weekly (for example, 4DTE on Monday) and close it same day or next morning. Theta and gamma still feel very 0DTEish for intraday scalps, but it’s not technically 0DTE, just shortdated weeklies treated like day trades.
It's only rigged if you didn't read the other million posts of people betting again TSLA and losing all their money
Where do you find 0DTE on TSLA? Fidelity only has weekly
"Domestic Tesla sales hit 4-year low: Tesla's (TSLA) U.S. sales dropped 23% in November to the lowest since early 2022, as new lower-priced models failed to offset demand loss after EV tax credits expired. Shares fell 1%"
Imagine if the market did this to TSLA. LOL
TSLA is like when series have to keep inventing worse and worse enemies to be even badder than the last baddie. Got to keep that dramatic tension. Except TSLA has now got to the stage of owning an army of robots. I'm not sure where do they go from there, moon or mars colonization? Floating cities? I for one am excited to hear the next idea that won't happen.
Will TSLA ever go down this shit is so stupid
I've been "in the game" since about 2006, but seriously investing since around 2017. I "traded" a little in the beginning but never had enough to actually invest cause I always needed the $ for living expenses. When I moved to America in 2013 I started again with the goal of buying and selling when hitting 20% because that was someone else's strategy. I owned TSLA, NVDA, MSFT, GOOG and many others and sold them all for small profits. These days I buy when I have surplus funds and rarely sell. I have changed thesis on very few stocks I've bought since 2017, hence I haven't sold.
People are like "we're done with AI so we're selling NVDA. The real future is in Robots so we're buying TSLA. Which definitely don't use any NVDA chips. Surely not."
You're really trying to make sense of TSLA? Where have you been the last few years step bro? 🤌
Y'all screaming BUBBLE. Meanwhile mag 7 ytd... MSFT +13.53% NFLX +6.80% AAPL +11.13% TSLA -4.35% GOOG +63.39% AMZN +3.10% META +10.03%
What's everyone's Christmas wish? Mine is MSTR - 150 AMZN - 270 TSLA - Under 400 (But really to 0)
TSLA gonna become the most valauble company in the world when it moons during the next market crash
NVDA and AMZN actually down more than AVGO over the last 3 months. TSLA up 23%
TSLA is not a rational stock ,its a exception ,it catches up to most other stocks eventually but TSLA just gets more ridiculous overtime.
I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on? **1. Tesla ($TSLA)** * **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)." * **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama? * **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much. **2. Ford ($F)** * **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa." * **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough. * **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years. **3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)** * **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now." * **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride. * **Red Flag:** I trade at 60x earnings. **Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?**
Bought my TSLA puts right before that last $4 rip up. You’re welcome.
I wouldn’t be shocked if a TSLA situation arises lol, but I’m with ya, I could easily see the floor getting pulled.
TSLA saved my port today.
TSLA sales drop to a near 4 year low... bullish! Lol
Would not be surprised if federal govt funds are being diverted into propping up TSLA. How, I have no idea
Classic fraudulent TSLA pump today
459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now
Market rotating into safe havens like TSLA
459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now
TSLA up on hopes and dreams...for over a decade. Fuck this stock.
TSLA daily chart is something lol
STC 2x TSLA 12/19 452.5c @14.47; 11.27 -> 14.47; 28% profit
STC 2x TSLA 12/19 452.5c @14.47; 11.27 -> 14.47; 28% profit
On a massive down day for tech TSLA is up 2.5%. TSLA has a p/e >300. In a rational market your justification would make some sense. In this market it's hindsight 20/20.
LOL. I thought TSLA was a tech stock. You guys, collective stupid is winning. Humanity is doomed.
Your typical retard spastic bull is a distinguished gentleman of taste and culture compared to the fucking swine TSLA bulls.
The most likely case is that the Nasdaq will stabilize enough for TSLA to see fresh ATHs even though the Nasdaq has likely set its top for a year or so back in late October. It's what the options market is implying. And it's probably factoring in on why I'm very bitter right now in spite of me having a good year.
TSLA can get caught doing the most illegal shit in the world and cause an electric worldwide outage and still pump to $500
TSLA shareholder cucks making sure Elon gets to a $1T payout no matter what because they enjoy cock
The amount of financial crime that goes into keeping TSLA afloat has to be astounding
I'll believe it when CVNA, PLTR, and TSLA are all down on the same day.
All that pain was for TSLA and NFLX? We are so fucked
The worst part about today is TSLA pumping. Like being slapped across the face by a regard.
Can’t wait for the TSLA corruption to stop
sector rotation into TSLA.
I’m gonna keep day trading TSLA until it eventually tanks wiping out years of blood, sweat, and tears 💪
TSLA with the fuckery every time, how the hell is it staying put when everything else tanking
TSLA is fucking immune, glad I sold my 0dte puts on it for 8x
Nah - it’s gonna be green AF for TSLA on monday.
BTO another TSLA 12/19 452.5c @12.32; Holding 2 @11.27 avg cb
BTO another TSLA 12/19 452.5c @12.32; Holding 2 @11.27 avg cb
Of course TSLA is up on a day like this
Kind reminder that TSLA is a $1.5 TRILLION DOLLAR STOCK
Imagine a merger one day $TSLA X SPACEX X NEURALINK X Xai X X/Twitter
NVDA and TSLA diverging
TSLA confirmed as a better currency than Bitcoin
1. Pull up TSLA on a daily chart. 2. Right-click the chart -> “Time frame” → check “Show extended hours” (this turns on after-hours and pre-market). 3. Add a simple custom study so yesterday’s 4pm close shows as a horizontal line on today’s chart: * Go to Studies -> Edit studies -> New study (bottom left) * Name it something like “Prior Close” * Paste this one line: plot PriorClose = close(period="DAY")\[1\]; * Style it bright yellow or whatever so it stands out. * Apply and close. Now every morning you open the chart and instantly see: * Was yesterday green or red? (close vs open) * Is pre-market above or below that yellow line by 0.3%+? (green/red overnight) I also add a second line for quick % calc: plot PctChange = (close - PriorClose)/PriorClose \* 100; and set conditional formatting (green if >0.3, red if <-0.3).
still salty I missed the "V" today. Tried to buy a bunch of TSLA 550c
TSLA is a random number generator.
TSLA 500c christmas calls?
TSLA is in fantasy land as usual. Plz ignore the fact that our car business is headed south and focus on a bunch of buzzwords... kthx.
How tf is TSLA green are they selling weed now?
TSLA has no right being green today.
Market rotating into drug stocks: Weed + TSLA
Fun fact: Jensen will be a trillionaire if NVDA has TSLA's PE ratio.
Honest real talk: would you invest in TSLA if Elmo wasn't involved? 🥴
I was number 386 on the Bonnie Blue train today - she mentioned mostly all before me have talked about TSLA calls
TSLA is basically carrying water for 3 different Musk companies and his relationship with the white house even though it's technically just Tesla stock
Market remains fake as long as TSLA is green
As long as TSLA is trading at 300+ I feel pretty good about buying the dip in this market
TSLA: You can hate me now. But I won’t stop now. 🎙️😎
If you buying TSLA, you crazy man
I just don’t get TSLA
I bought TSLA calls because it was the most regarded trade I could think of. I'm up 15%.
Usually a good sign that it's about to drop. TSLA doesn't give a fuck, though, so who knows. Put-To-Call ratio says it's not ending the day above $455.
Flight to safety (TSLA)
All are overvalued. TSLA is just a joke at this point.
buy TSLA bigger number more better
META forward PE 22 NVDA forward PE 23.5 ORCL forward PE 24.5 MSFT forward PE 25.5 AVGO forward PE 26.5 GOOGL forward PE 27.5 AMZN forward PE 29 NFLX forward PE 29.5 AAPL forward PE 30.5 AMD forward PE 33 TSLA forward PE 209
Lots of stuff look like shit ^(except fucking TSLA)
Its really a nightmare to trade puts on TSLA. Maybe the most overvalued stock of all time but that Fucker knows when people start buying puts. Whole point of that stock is to destroy option buyers.
Will people sell their TSLA stock for the space x ipo?
What‘s the pump in TSLA today? Do we know? Is it the Musk SpaceX IPO? Weird day to be honest on TSLA.
I longed TSLA at the wrong time fml
my TSLA 447.5 0dte calls that were down -50% at 12, and which I sold at breakeven are now x7 original price. FML
I dont really see the point in having any faith in this market when TSLA is sitting on $450+
dude you can say what ever you want but TSLA as a stock based on fundamentals doesn't make sense. It is like saying PEPE the coin is stupid because it doesn't have value and then later it pops up and the guy who bought it says he is smart. No dude, the world has a good dose of randomness. And stupid thinks can stay looking smart for a very long time. I have masters in robotics and work in automotive industry (BMW, Daimler, Volvo) everything that Musk says is stupid lies but his words make his investors feel smart so they keep poring money into the stock
Wouldn’t TSLA 500 be fun. One day…like today?
TSLA and CVNA behaving so crazy and memey… ripe for a crash.
I'd encourage you to explain why but TSLA still doesn't make any sense so I guess Oracle doesn't need to either.
SPCX, the next TSLA in stock market.
PLTR, KTOS, CVNA, TSLA are right where they should be but AVGO is obviously overvalued.
TSLA from 441 to 463, back all the way to 441, bounce all the way to 450. What a ride 🚗
TSLA bouta break out
TSLA has regard strength
You know what not to buy? Shit that is blood green right now like trash ass TSLA, overpriced NFLX, and WEED stocks like these Republicans will ever actually do anything pro-marijuana.
One more TSLA gigga pump please 🙏 These bags are heavy
So ya do I yolo TSLA puts or calls at this point