TSLA

IDGAFButIKindaDo

I’m put on TSLA today. Time to end my losing streak. !!!!

Charming_Yellow5867

Wake me up when TSLA collapses.

Switch5555

Let's see. Warren Buffet stepping down, Elon Musk stepping down (from TSLA), no tariff deals, tariffs on hollywood. We either pump to 600 tomorrow, or dump to 500 by the end of the week.

Charming_Yellow5867

TSLA is up 0.16% bers are fuk

KotMyNetchup

This might be a reason not to short TSLA....

phata-phat

TSLA stock is detached from Tesla the car assembling shack

Kranoath

You sound so emotional and probably loss a lot of money betting against TSLA. Just read the millions of posts on people who said exactly the same thing over the last decade and been completely burnt.

infinit9

TSLA says hi.

Kranoath

Been in TSLA since the $10 days but was new to investing and loaded bit by bit. If TSLA rip like it did in 2019-2020, I'll have close to 10 mil now 😭

Tasty-Laugh-5618

I was there when TSLA hit 100 and NVDA hit 100 I Loaded both now bols chasing at 10x 

Icy_Low_2400

Ive been burned enough by TSLA but it really seems like it cant even get close to 300. Bought and sold a nice poot gain on friday before market close.

Kranoath

Looks like another green day for TSLA 🤗

bigflash010

I’m so ready to buy TSLA puts tomorrow, just to get hurt once again when it pumps to $300

Solonas

I don't think you understand the company if that's what you think they do. Government isn't their entire business and most of the growth is in the private sector, though all the buzz is GOV spending. Lots of companies make lots of money off people dying, MO is responsible for deaths every day...but that dividend is juicy. What tangible products is MSFT selling, because all I get is a license key or processing time in the cloud. I feel obligated to mention BA who prioritize the stock over safety and reliability in recent history...which are core tenants of their business. PLTR is at least trying to prioritize the interests of the US over pure profit...so far. TSLA has over promised and under-delivered whilst PLTR hasn't crossed the Rubicon on that I don't think.

Charming_Yellow5867

puts on TSLA and TSLL 

TopherBrennan

Hell it could go to zero of TSLA bounces between $200 and $300 forever.

Charming_Yellow5867

TSLL could easily go to zero if TSLA drops hard enough.

Weak-Marsupial-3783

Just bought a fractional share of TSLA on Friday, so it’s definitely gonna go down this week. Your welcome everybody

SocraticLogic

Laughs in TSLA

ForeignLeopard1427

No one with tsla taking into consideration the new $250/year tax and the $7500 being gone!! No one is talking about that!! TSLA to the moooooon

TheRealDevDev

PE is gonna be high for a while but PLTR is also speeding up with their growth. and unlike TSLA, they're a software company that can increase their margins much more easily (they've already got excellent margins but they can get even better).

AncientAckman

If the TSLA cult moves to PLTR, what happens to the price 

EaZyMellow

TSLA has a few things underneath their belt which other companies will either A- not compete with, or B- is unfavorable in comparison to Tesla. Tesla can produce cars and source inside the USA better than any other automaker, but this will alienate them to the rest of the global market as this requires a lens only seen through US consumerism. Tesla has THE charging network, which other automakers are hopping onto, making NACS live up to its name. They also have the most scalable solution to autonomous driving, being deep learning neural networks, end to end. Production of cars, heavily impacted by consumer sentiment towards Elon. Charging network, will not budge and will not be competed against outside of China. Their neural network is outdated, and competitors are catching up as computing power becomes cheaper every year, and AI capability doubling every 7 months. If you price only for their charging network, you’ll come out on top. If you price for their vehicles, you’re gonna work at Wendy’s come Fall. If you price for their autonomous capabilities, smoke some more of that shit, and give me the name of the strain, because that must be some potent shit.

Nota-downer

Common sense tells you that but TSLA doesn't follow that completely. It’s really a double edge sword with Elon leaving. You have these die hard fans that only bought a Tesla (and stock) because of Elon (I personally know a few of these people). Once he leaves, the aura is gone, and so is the loyalty of these fans. So no more enthusiasm for new teslas or the stock. But then there are those who are realistic and see the massive negative impact on the stock and pr due to him being at the helm so they might eventually throw in the towel if nothing changes. Which group will make an impact the most? We will see.

DukeTogoStonk

I would bug more puts on TSLA but it will just jump up again to fuck me in particular

7fingersDeep

What the fuck is a “unionrayo”? The article reads like some terrible AI generated horseshit. God damn it. Just because you posted this shit, TSLA going to hit an ATH tomorrow.

gewur33

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY SHORT But TSLA seriously overvalued too mate

Nota-downer

Wouldn't it be diabolical if Xai buys TSLA pennies on the dollar when shit hits the fan?

Beginning-Wind9066

!banbet TSLA 270 5d

Pwngulator

Don't know why you're getting downvotes for being right. Musk has famously run a number of pump and dump schemes. Dogecoin, Bitcoin, TSLA, TWTR, each multiple times. He used to complain on Twitter all the time about the SEC investigating and "harassing" him. Gee, I wonder why?

bull_trading

If I can make it outta this MSTR short, I swear this is the last time, I short it. This stock will literally put you through hell and back. I learned a long time ago also to not short TSLA.

TopherBrennan

TSLA drilling again (obviously, because that pump was a couple suckers "buying the dip")

brizzario

The retardation can continue longer than you can stay solvent. I've lost many small fortunes trying to time a corner with TSLA (and made a few) and realized it's just better to say fuck it and avoid it altogether. Cults will cult.

TopherBrennan

TSLA up 5 cents AH, ber r fuk /sarcasm

Kind_Initiative_7567

TSLA bers are hating this one simple trick 

zizzolouie22

Yessss and TSLA hopefully

LoosePussyLucy

PLTR is what TSLA wanted to be

LoosePussyLucy

PLTR is what TSLA wanted to be

Beardless-Pete

That's what I mean. I jokingly called 130 thinking it wouldn't hit it, but it looks like it likely will-especially if the earnings are good. I'm getting TSLA vibes. Looks like people just want this stock to fly.

fleebinflobin

TSLA always goes up on bad news. Always.

Priceplayer

I am scared. Lost 5 figures last week with TSLA puts. I feel more safe buying puts if it moons above $300. It has retard strength right now.

bigflash010

TSLA is up because I have puts 

SoterPie

Sorry the market will tank but TSLA will soar. Up is down, act accordingly.

Priceplayer

TSLA going up. Looks like $300 will break this week. Maybe will short after that.

TopherBrennan

QQQ being up is a bat-signal for anyone who still has TSLA to unload their bags.

Sukomoto

Someone has a boatload of TSLA puts here

ramoman

I only need the TSLA hit a stock price of 0 to break even, pray for me guys

axewoodsman

!banbet TSLA -4% 1w

Philbuzzoff

If TSLA doesn't crash this week I'm rinsed boys

speedstorm123

at a decent loss on FNGD (-3x big tech index) of like 40% down 25% on -2x TSLA, 25% on -3x semis down 20% on 2x VIX futes hopefully i can break even within the next few weeks if the market actually goes down

568Byourself

I do have some calls AAPL 210 5/9 SQQQ 30.50 and 31 5/9 VIX 27 5/9 APLD 4 1/15/2027 APLD 6 9/19 PYPL 80/85 6/20 The only puts I have are: SPY 555 5/5 MSTR 360/357.50 5/9 MSTR 370/365 5/9 TSLA 235/230 5/9 If I have more calls than puts I am bol right?

SkyHighFlyGuyOhMy

lol last week I said NFLX should replace TSLA as a Mag7. I’m really good at this…

isospeedrix

Yeah it’s actually insane But MURICA I guess I’m stilll shorting it but smaller position than short TSLA and CVNA

GeneralMatrim

TSLA still exists.

P-Diddy-69

With oil dirt cheap, and Muskrat Stepping down, TSLA should have a nice collapse...

Gh0StDawGG

PLTR is untouchable. It's the new TSLA. Betting against it would be the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

baudinl

I mean…. TSLA pe is still around 150. This is after a huge downturn

ameriCANCERvative

TSLA last traded for $287. What are the chances that it goes to $290 tomorrow? I dunno, but I do know it’s a non-zero chance and I also know that it’s a better chance than TSLA going to $291. Mathematically, that is always true. Same with $292, but a bit less so. This continues on upward essentially to infinity. Even if you go up to $999,999, it’s still a non-zero chance that it goes there, but at some point in between $287 and $999,999, the chance becomes so low that the value of the call contract is less than half a cent, essentially a rounding error, and it goes to $0. And the same is true for puts the closer you get to zero. At some point they get close enough to $0 that the contract has no worth, because no one thinks it will come to fruition. And every cent closer to $0 is slightly less likely. You buy these unlikely options, ones that will seemingly never come true, and then you hope that after you buy them that they become slightly more likely to come true, quickly, even if in both cases they are exceedingly unlikely. The major risk of buying unlikely calls/puts is that you need bigger price movements for your contract’s price to move, all while time is slowly eroding away their probability of coming true. TSLA $250 puts expiring tomorrow seem exceedingly unlikely if purchased first thing in the morning, but if the price starts cratering down $20 to $267 by 11am, then those $250 puts start seeming a lot more promising than they did an hour ago. But again time is also a factor. Unless the price keeps plunging closer to $250, their value will continue to fall over the course of the day, because with each minute not spent plunging toward $250, the outcome becomes less likely.

staburself321

Posting this while TSLA exists

NY10

What does it mean for my TSLA put?

BoringMitten

The news storm around Elon has been pretty negative all weekend, so TSLA going to pop 10% tomorrow.

Lovevas

My buy and hold long term positions is still below the early Feb peak. But I did make ~$400k profit during the drip (buy and sell multiple times, including half from TSLA), and I have sold most of the short term positions during this dip, and will empty in the next week or so, if market continues to recover, so I could wait for another dip

Nota-downer

Wise choice. But seriously, with a pe ratio of 600+ @$124, it really is an anomaly that makes little common sense except for maybe the “growth” potential? 🤔 Alas, the intent of the original post is to poke fun at the current market (and some of you are too serious about it and it shows lol) because everything that is happening ignores all basic financials we’ve been taught. Hey, if TSLA can be $300 with no business and a toxic ceo, why can’t my coin toss be any less valid?

No_Succotash_9967

Because reddit is censored to fuck. Anything that doesnt align with the 1 true narrative will get you downvoted by bots or banned. I got a 7 day ban for saying i was buying TSLA during the time when every post on my reddit feed was saying Elon bad. Really lost any remaining respect for this platform that day.

DunkinsOwner

I have my first ever option with TSLA!! A $230 put expiring 5/15!! Brand is ruined

LetigiousBoobFart

TSLA falls below $280 tomorrow and below $270 by Wednesday and then back to $295 shortly after and then who knows after that, but hopefully you get AIDS

Dubiousjinn

I mean, it's a shitpost, man.  Also, "to the moon" is an expression Elon uses to pump meme coins and his various stocks, and the whole point of this post is that $TSLA is a meme stock that goes up completely independently of real world news.   So, yeah?   Buy some calls. 

Aggressive_Luck27

I could easily see TSLA going to 800 within the first 5 minutes after markets open

acdann

^ this The discussion is indeed that TSLA isn’t predictable and that (the presumption is) the bottom could fall out at any moment. sunsin isn’t really following their own logic here - just offering the same guidance every person who day trades has heard. If they believed what they were saying (regarding TSLA anyway) they would have continued to hold. Dont hold TSLA right now if you can avoid it. That’s my advice. Take it or don’t. I’ll have my money either way

asayrc

We’re in the extreme early years of Tesla and they are deeply established across the US, investors are thinking long term - time and time again, propaganda is heavily used to plummet stocks so investors can buy valuable companies. After this earnings report, huge firms are betting that this is the lowest TSLA price will ever be. think outside the box and don’t follow the herd. molotovs are mostly staged jobs to help plummet the stock not too worried about vandalism in my area but your people are nuts if that’s what they resort to

optionsGPT

When the bubble finally pops TSLA will go -90%. It could take three decades though lmao

WorkingGuy99percent

So earnings bear just like AAPL and AMZN…buy which way if the stock gonna go? AAPL snd AMZN beat, stocks go down. TSLA misses and has massively sliding sales, stock goes up.

TopherBrennan

No, my point is if you're waiting for TSLA to go up so TSLQ would be cheap, last week when TSLA was trading above $290 was probably the best opportunity you were going to get for cheap TSLQ.

montybeta

!banbet TSLA 250 5D

mi_so_funny

I think you all are confused on the difference between TSLA & TSLQ. TSLQ is a double leveraged etf making money on the downside.

TopherBrennan

Yeah. Too many people who bought it shortly after the election praying, "please God, let TSLA see $300 one more time, I swear I'll sell and never touch this damn stock ever again".

LightOverWater

TSLA is an outlier. People think it's a car company when it's a tech company with meme energy and manipulation. It's always been a speculation vehicle loosely tied to earnings. Earnings still matte though. The boring money of the broader market care a lot about earnings. Earnings season still causing 6% swings after the close. Its not so much a game of chicken but a competition between players. Most of wall street are huge institutional investors with trillions of boring capital. Some of wall street is a few trillion in riskier assets, derivative plays, and tons of leverage. These ones still cause a lot of swing in the market using leverage, derivatives, and cat and mouse games to shake people out. While they can control the market on a daily or weekly basis, they cannot control the market for long and cannot take on the whales who set the tone by stepping in with huge orders to backstop the market. Take a look at the volume of SPY: 40m daily volume can be manipulated. 200m volume are whales stepping in to buy from suckers panic selling or blowing up from leverage.

Thraex_Exile

Traditionally I’d fully agree that’s how the markets should react. But business like TSLA prove that earning mean little. A years long bull run, followed by a steep decline after their CEO has the President on speed dial, and then continues to grow after an abysmal earnings report. That’s why I think it’s a game of chicken. Institutional investors have most the money and can buy/sell significantly sooner. They’re just holding until someone else panics. As long as they sell 1st, they’re making bank longterm while the average investor takes the hit from a recessed market.

PapiGoneGamer

TSLA +4% after this post.

ameriCANCERvative

You’re driving around a car that basically has a big “vandalize me” sign on it. Enjoy its ability to get you from point A to point B while you can. There’s a reason TSLA had a terrible earnings report. Next quarter is unlikely to be any better. The fact that the market took it as a sign to buy is just more evidence of the delusion here.

nicolas_06

At this point TSLA look like dumb money honestly.

nicolas_06

I provided my porfolio before I was asked. I didn't ask for your opinion on it. Also with 2% of SP500 being TSLA and 6% NVDA, you should take a close look of what SP500 is and take time to reflect on the concept of diversification.

NoHoHan

Can you have him tweet something about Elon being gay at open so my TSLA puts will finally print?

meltyourtv

TSLA’s entire valuation stems from its 2020 short squeeze anyway, much how GME has maintained its value all these years later

mdatwood

Let's ignore for a moment that Apple completely changed the direction of phone design at the time, and I don't see what TSLA could do that would make someone want to pick them over a Waymo beyond price. But even if your analogy is somehow true, Android is the dominant platform worldwide. TSLA will have to do something unique to make people want to pick it over Uber with BMW/Mercedes options. And that ignores the biggest problem which is _it's still vaporware_. Until TSLA's start doing taxi rides without a driver, FSD is just a fancy driver assist feature and something Musk fantasizes about on earnings calls to prop up the stock price.

BarbellPadawan

Nah, stocks like PLTR and TSLA are totally trading a fair valuation (/s)

Ronin3993

People can meme on the leftwing reddit hivemind all they want but TSLA ER confirmed that sales are down. It makes sense the biggest market for EVs in America was the politically conscious left wing.

bhadraTheInquisitor

not to mention TSLA forming the fabled Devilish Elf Pattern... https://preview.redd.it/30jira632tye1.png?width=1281&format=png&auto=webp&s=d37e7a4b78297dc40981156eed37bcb30ea19f56

Priceplayer

Something tells me TSLA will squeeze above $300 upcoming week now that Elon got his own city smh.

JustMindingMyOwnBid

Fits the general patterns for businesses that are hitting the fan, but if we’re completely honest here, TSLA’s a rigged stock. It acts naturally up until they announce their earnings. Even if this quarter or whatever isn’t as good as before, it’s still an inevitable rigged play. Keep note of when they announce things, and do some long calls at appropriate times. In the meantime before then, pile on puts. Manage risk and continue a stream of profits.

Mango-Cat-

What if you had more money and could speculate on less rug pull type securities. Hell even weekly TSLA puts would’ve been smarter.

Margin__Called

!banbet TSLA 305 6d

BigBossShadow

The market is full of dumb money that does no research. They dont look at TSLA for anything other than, I think this can make me money. Thats it.

Margin__Called

!banbet TSLA 305 1w

wighty

> The revenue for FSD would probably not even be that great. Just talking from their 10Q: > Deferred revenue related to the access to our Full Self Driving (“FSD”) (Supervised) features and their ongoing maintenance, internet connectivity, free Supercharging programs and over-the-air software updates primarily on automotive sales amounted to $3.60 billion as of March 31, 2025 and December 31, 2024. Not nothing for right now, but also not enough that I'd say pushes TSLA to $1T market cap.

R3luctant

How long can a growth company go from making money to losing money? I know that the excuse that is in the pipeline for poor earnings is that they are retooling the factory lines for robotaxi/robots etc. and that's why they are losing money. I see that retail makes up a substantial amount of the market cap, I would think MMs would still care about blatant lies.   Let's face it any stock that gets into meme status also gets a bot problem(?).  It happened with GME, sort of is happening with INTC, and it is absolutely happening with TSLA, the difference with TSLA is I am pretty sure that to a degree the call is coming from inside the house. 

Do_or_Do_Not480

The sweet smell of desperation! TSLA is a joke, even by meme stock standards!

Molasses_Calm

Explain P/E for TSLA

Impressive-Joke-3119

TSLA hard stuck underneath 200 day SMA.

Temporary_Ability996

Yup. AAPL, TSLA, and NVDA can't outperform reality once reality finally hits.