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I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Mentions
Buy way OTM puts on TSLA in the odd chance Chinese EVs have the green light to come over to the US
TSLA Semi has got my semi smi
TSLA engineer: I lose sleep over power steering Me: I lose sleep over bers winning You and I are not the same
TSLA semi presenters: shut the fuck up with mass and rotors - talk to me about tendies
these TSLA presenters are definitely diminishing my load fuck me they are boring
these two TSLA Semi presenters could not have lower charisma if they tried
TSLA 400c tomorrow at open for a lotto
TSLA, the forgotten glamorous ticker.
TSLA, you bag of shit - stop it
shorting META is like shorting TSLA it makes perfect sense but has caused the vast majority of my losses
"BREAKING: US and China agree to extend a trade truce into January, Treasury Secretary said" We already got this from yesterday. The other one people is waiting for is TACO allow China to sell Chinese EV cars in the US. If that happen then TSLA is gonna die. Now it's all about Iran war. The market doesn't car about Tariff war etc.
Dannng I just know someone was holding TSLA puts watching it break daily support and then BAM!
you would think TSLA would be red on that news
Does TSLA still make cars?
Why the fuck is TSLA pumping this hard
lol @ TSLA chart - Flying roadster confirmed?
He’s had the government in his pockets for several admins. TSLA grew rapidly because for a long time the government gave huge subsidies for purchasing electric cars.
Yes SPCX and TSLA are still available.
To be fair, 90% of the success of TSLA has been due to short squeezes on moronic Wall St firms, that have given the company unprecedented capital to do anything they wanted. If America had regulated naked short selling, it never would have happened.
RIVN gotta go up at some point right? With TSLA sales slumping and a ban on Chinese EVs it is the only logical option :copium:
Just like the fundamentals that matter for TSLA since 6 years?
Earnings also means future earnings. Some people believe TSLA and SpaceX have tremendous growth potential. I personally won't buy them but the market has more participants than you and I. Optimus might be a hit, who knows.
Googl with a PE of 16 lol while TSLA still at 200000 PE
I feel like TSLA is going to shit the sheets in the next 1 to 2 weeks. Please talk me out of buying puts. Please please someone help me
TSLA is fucked if BYD is being sold here
The consumer discretionary fund is mostly AMZN and TSLA lol. They are slaves to the market cap weighting
TSLA is fucked if china is going to sell Chinese cars here
My first real investment was TSLA in early 2013 after I took delivery of a Model S. I sold it all when it doubled 2 weeks later after the Q1 earnings. Watched it run away from me from $70 to $90. Lesson learned. Bought it all back. At $90 and kept on buying with every dollar I had. Even rolled over my old 401k and 100% TSLA. Kept buying and buying for the next 10+ years. In 2021, I got a new job and rolled my other
Or it's just a clown market. Why is TSLA, a company that everyone knows is ridiculously overvalued, green on a day where most things are down? Because clown market, that's why. Stocks that fall keep falling without end. It's like there's no mean reversion.
Hasn’t the price of TSLA been practically flat for like 5 years
My 666 Port: META, ORCL, MSTR, TSLA, PLTR. Looking to add. CVNA looking kind of juicy. Your thoughts.
And TSLA can’t forget good old Enron
the current P/E valuation of SPCX (and TSLA for that matter) makes no sense. SPCX is burning through cash. at the moment only Starlink is a viable business. I think SpaceX is extremely cool and I love watching the rocket launches. I think it's a very cool 'company'. do I think it's a great investment? not at the moment. if it builds an actual mechanism that can generate revenue then that's another story, but at the moment it doesn't exist. its rocket business is entirely dependent on government subsidies - as is basically the entire space industry.
TSLA pumping on those semis? Lol that‘ll safe the profits for sure!
Bring it to me straight doc, how are my TSLA 0dte 370 puts looking?
How is it that TSLA isn't red like everything else?
TSLA at 350 would be the chefs kiss today
Look at TSLA go... took awhile...
who tf is propping up TSLA to prevent it going red????
TSLA wants to go red and Zuck is trying to show he's like strongest guy on the block. All because a stupid chat bot who would have thought....
Who would have thought that buying TSLA in the last few months was a better investment than buying GOOGL. Crazy times.
META, TSLA, ORCL, PLTR, MSTR are in my port. What are some other evil stocks to own?
has TSLA bottomed?
TSLA is scummiest stock in existance
$TSLA TSLA. 1.5 Trillion car company When GM, F, just 50 Billion market cap Interest rate same for all, buying car not easy for consumers, look $MCD how consumers suffering
Sold TSLA covered calls at the top, letting them bleed down to 1 dollar now.
$TSLA 300-320 at next earnings watch Higher rate pain all, even buying EV
$TSLA TSLA Robotaxi like $LYFT and $UBER , just a App ride When consumers suffering at higher rate, they stop buying cars and houses, big ticket items See $MCD today
**BanBet Lost** — /u/curling_rocks (0W - 5L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $370.20 → $420.00 | +13.5% | 2w | Lost |
$TSLA is going straight to 420 no interruptions
Of course 2 stocks I have puts on META & TSLA are pumping like crazy
sold spy puts and left meta calls on the watchlist to buy TSLA puts lol
Bought TSLA puts upon 🍈 leaving the white house w/ a black eye (and 🥭 saying he was disappointed in him)
short covering gonna push TSLA to the 400’s
TSLA with that regard strength
TSLA call holders partying while the market crashes
don't tell anyone about the TSLA rumor
interesting movement on TSLA and SMCI :feetswing:
META & TSLA pumping before open is sus
Hi, the analysis here utilized rolling 1-month 4-hour candle closes. I understand your concerns and acknowledge the valid points you raised; the objective is essentially to evaluate the "realm of possibilities" based on supporting data from the correlation regime analysis. https://preview.redd.it/6818ycfwb9rh1.png?width=1199&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0215fd8c7a03f5ec0ce569e039afae7020f76ac Furthermore, a quick check reveals that the regime mentioned in the post has ended: a downtrend at the +0.26 level began on September 2 at 12:00 ET and concluded on September 15 at 12:00 ET (32 candles, 128 trading hours). During this period, NVDA fell 6.64% and TSLA rose 2.10%. Since September 15 at 12:00, the correlation between them has been in an uptrend (22 candles, 88 trading hours), with NVDA rising 7.83% and TSLA rising 4.97%.
Correlation between NVDA and TSLA can look surprisingly strong during broad risk-on moves and then disappear exactly when company specific catalysts hit. I would be careful treating it as stable enough to structure an options trade around without rolling window data. I have both charts paired in Moon mostly to see when their relative strength starts diverging.
Had just bought a new laptop, and it was my first day trading with newly fixed hot keys. And so of course I was in puts with $TSLA I was up $2600 on 0DTE and when I went to close and lock in the profits, I accidentally bought more as soon as shorts covered and watched my profits and my an extra 6400$ disappear in seconds. https://preview.redd.it/13zsvwec28rh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59eba91190b4bdac1e3e03d137aa89540bc009f And this is why I have my hot keys painted on now lol
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $395.00 (above) | $378.34 | +4.4% | Sep 26, 6:36 AM |
Bought TSLA puts just because the company is severely over valued. Could have bought a few cars for these trades.
I have fucking work tomm, fuck me. Working so much for so little money. I made more last week from my phone, can't wait to get out of the rat race when TSLA trades at 1000 a share next year🙄
TSLA is the only Mag 7 name still red on the year, down 16%. Meanwhile gas prices are soaring, EV demand is picking up, and Tesla's site shows all models sold up till dec-jan 2027
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Ok_Cry7572 (13W - 5L, 72%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $367.14 → $403.85 | +10.0% | 2w | Lost |
A few years ago I bought STLA (Stellantis) calls while TSLA was popping thinking that enough people would fat-finger the ticker and pump up STLA. I belong here.
if you were impressed by META muse wait until you see the TSLA optimus move
Is it just me or does everyone want to see if any CEO replaces themselves with AI? ^(I think TSLA would greatly benefit from it especially on the calls. Let the other guy just be the mascot or something)
Well not every stock can have the irrationality of $TSLA but if this war goes on any longer EVs should pop
1. You didn't ask about Tesla 2. You want someone to create an ETF that mirrors the S&P, which doesn't contain SPCX, but the only difference of the ETF is the future promise to exclude SPCX (and maybe TSLA, upon request) Do I have that right?
I would prefer to buy an asset now that I am sure of that will not include SPCX when the time comes. I know I could just sell it then, but it will cause a taxable event. Besides, as I pointed out enough times, TSLA is also of concern to me which is relevant TODAY. The new ETFs address this issue as well. Who is dumb here?
Because SPCX will be included at some point. Also TSLA is in the S&P
im shart TSLA for many reasons
Sell covered calls on your TSLA until the Rivian becomes free!
To be fair most of my net is in TSLA from 2013, so I’m fine, I didn’t put that much into Rivian but enough to be pissed about it.
Everybody buy TSLA puts
TSLA setting up for a massive pump tomorrow. 400 calls.
dont short TSLA or NVDA you'll get steamrolled
Right, we aren't playing long-term here. I lost my entire Roth IRA on TSLA puts in 2022, and it was down 65% for the year.
Ok TSLA puts look so perfect rn
I saw a Robotaxi today in Dallas and there was a whole HUMAN in the driver seat I bought TSLA calls immediately