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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA puts if they release the list. 100% our elmo boy is on there with all the recent mango glazing.
TSLA Why is it a pair trade with NVDa anyway? Who knows but it is
Still annoying TSLA stays positive today with the value of their BTC plummeting. Unless they sold their holdings to juice their stock
Sounds bullish for TSLA
I grabbed a TSLA 430c for NVDA earnings…
This deal is already done. Musk made a play for Intel, but Trump just mob bossed them into diluting 10% to the feds. As part of the deal, Musk is going to be able to repurpose the Columbus fab under construction for TSLA chips.
Good point. The Mag 7 all have a Fwd PE around 30 (except TSLA)...they have real earnings. Their growth has also been tremendous. I'm skeptic that NVDA can keep up this pace (I don't have any evidence to suggest this, mind you) but I see no reason why MSFT, AAPL, GOOGL, META, and AMZN can't continue their growth. These companies all run essentially an oligopoly in their markets with impossible barriers to entry. They have no competition other than each other, so the pie is theirs. If TSLA and NVDA do pop, which is possible, I can see a market correction with a 20% - 30% impact that would just be a nice buying opportunity because frankly there is nothing stopping these companies. We are all addicted to everything they are selling. I have Facebook open right now, I'm writing this using Google Chrome, my computer has Microsoft Office, and I'm sure my wife has bought something Amazon as I wrote this.
When TSLA and NVDA pump?
BTC will hit 200k when TSLA hits 5 Trillion market cap
Meta is not just sprinkling new models on top of old algorithms. LLMs let them replace an entire stack of narrow systems with more general ones that handle generation, ranking and classification in a single framework. It is why their ad performance recovered so sharply after the ATT shock and why Reels monetization closed the gap far faster than analysts expected. Differentiation in AI does not come from the model alone. It comes from scale, data and distribution. Meta has billions of daily users feeding a constant stream of training signals, plus the cheapest large-scale inference stack in the industry. Even if every lab ships similar models, only a few companies can deploy them into products that touch half the planet every day. The AGI debate is not relevant to Meta’s near-term economics. Meta does not need to chase a theoretical full replacement of human labor to strengthen its business. It only needs to improve prediction, creation and engagement. LLMs already do that. There is no AI bubble. All of the large, public, AI players except PLTR and TSLA are fairly valued.
Saudi investment firm, 1 trillion dollars, Musk and Huang should tell you everything you need to know about a giant cash cow in the works. The only positions in my portfolio should be TSLA and NVDA
TSLA should be next to get obliterated. Absolutely shit company trading at a premium.
>just want TSLA 380 It was at or close to that like last week
I don’t care of NVDA rallies, I just want TSLA 380
Wondering if Elon will ever make all his companies public under the TSLA name?
I hit a modest gain buying TSLQ back when musk was throwing up seig heils, but I knew to gtfo quick. FUCK no you don't put TSLA.
I remember when I would short TSLA, I would play grimes as a ritual lmao
Idk. I’m not super opposed to market selling off and Mag7 (minus TSLA obviously they don’t make money) just paying out a 20% dividend.
Honestly can't wait for TSLA investors to capitulate. It will be glorious.
One day not long from now, TSLA (no Hitler) will be appropriately valued.
If you’re just getting started, one thing that helps a ton is understanding how your overall portfolio is actually behaving, risk, concentration, diversification, etc. A lot of beginners accidentally end up super concentrated (Google/TSLA/MSFT/AAPL is basically a tech-heavy momentum bet). If you want to experiment, there’s a free tool called Portfolio Optimizer Pro (PortfolioOptimizerPro.com) that lets you type in your tickers and see the risk/return and diversification breakdown. No login or anything. It’s useful for learning how different mixes affect volatility. Pair that with something like Bogle’s book and you’ll be way ahead of most people.
TSLA's PE Ratio is 273. There's always going to be crazy outliers in a bubble, but on average we are pretty close to the 2000 era PE ratios. Average PE in the S&P peaked at 32.9 in 1999. Today its 29.9 Additionally, in 2000 only 3 of the top 10 largest companies in the S&P were internet or tech adjacent. Those being Cisco, Microsoft, and Intel. The other 7 were things like GE, Pfizer, Walmart, Exxon. A diverse set of companies. 6 of the top 10 companies today are directly AI or tech connected (Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Broadcom, Meta) with another 2 being tangential, but still closely linked (Amazon and TSLA). Plus, the Top 10 companies today are a larger share of the market than they were in 2000. These companies make up 40% of market capitalization (vs 26% in 2000) So to summarize: 1. Average PE ratios in the S&P are very close to where they were when the bubble popped in 2000. 2. The top 10 companies of the S&P are more concentrated in a single, speculative industry, than they were for dotcom. 3. The top 10 companies represent an even larger share of the S&P than they did in 2000.
If the market has to go 👇 for TSLA to dump, that's a sacrifice we all must be willing to make.
You sold Puts? I’ve got some way OTM TSLA 350P
Would love to see TSLA 380 today
Disregard NVDA for a minute. How is TSLA 270 p/e with negative growth? Hopium is strong with the masses
Main thing you are forgetting is that "the cult" is literally anyone investing passively with 401ks or other accounts into QQQ and SPY. SPY has a large holding of TSLA at 2% and QQQ at 3.23%. So every $100 into QQQ is another $3.23 into TSLA. It will forever get propped up that way unless they start facing severe negative growth at which point the stock could be removed from SPY or QQQ. Then the collapse really begins
One of WSB rules is to never put in TSLA. One more regard in the statistics. No, your puts will not print.
GOOG, NVDA and TSLA (My god these TSLA buyers are regarded. It's a failing business that's on the hook for $1 trillion. Having Elon around more isn't going to save it) are literally the only thing propping the market up today
TSLA being over 400 is a travesty
TSLA 340 Come on Drill baby drill
Never bet against TSLA
It's bonkers how long TSLA has been above 400
Not nearly as crazy as TSLA’s valuation.
TSLA's fall will be amazing to watch
TSLA 1.35 trillion market cap $4 billion annual income META 1.45 trillion market cap $70 billion annual income
Someone full ported TSLA puts, bottom is in.
they could but Googl trades at 25 forward PE and TSLA at 185
Google should be the driver, and TSLA the pedestrian getting run over.
Cmon TSLA do the hail
Is sober Elon good or bad for TSLA?
TSLA sex robots will collect your data and not send your kinks to your contact list for a monthly fee.
I guess Elon is doing his best to sell the TSLA robots
The TSLA posts are exhausting. Who are you trying to convince? The institutions and banks that invested in and hold TSLA up? These people know more than you. They trust Elon to deliver. Either buy the stock or don't. TSLA doesn't trade on technicals bc it's about the future, not the past. If you don't understand this, you should stick to ETFs.
TSLA will see 200 again
If TSLA pumps on this bullshit Musk talk, I’m going to lose it
TSLA up $10 on absolutely nothing and up 5% YTD on one of its worst years in existence ever. AMZN up a total of 0.6% YTD. AMZN stock is dog shit.
It's a terrible idea to build a chip plant when your own company is your only 'anchor' customer. This is Samsung's problem. They are their own revenue stream, so that huge chip plant investment doesn't generate any cash flow. One hiccup, one design flaw, one earthquake, and boom, the entire financial structure collapses. Perfect TSLA strategy.
Yeah, and NVDA and TSLA. I fully expect the other two to bust or fall HARD. I expect microsoft has diversified services that cross a broad spectrum of the tech industry that even if their AI investment goes tits up, they still sell a fuckton of support and computing power for businesses that they still need, as evidenced by the recent Azure outage that fucked over a good third of the internet. AI doesn't touch that, Microsoft is basically investing with spare change to them into OpenAI.
i know. i had some luck lately with tesla. i just hit my head on the wall really hard and for an hour i can think like TSLA investor
i cant wait for the momentum to slow down so i can short TSLA
You know what... I found it. Nobody here wants to add details: [https://www.tesla.com/sites/default/files/downloads/TSLA-Q2-2025-Update.pdf](https://www.tesla.com/sites/default/files/downloads/TSLA-Q2-2025-Update.pdf) Here the last 5 quarters: 71% from car sales. The rest in service might relate to car sales, so we can say 75% car company. Negligible small part, right?
In 2021 TSLA was the leader in the hype space, EVs. They missed and gave nonsense guidance for a while before the stock actually fell.. now look at it. Not saying it makes sense (I sold “early” due to bad earnings) yet the stock still rallied longterm. Jensen even adopted the leather jacket haha.
Can we also get TSLA to 300?
I don't think TSLA will ever be under 100 PE. Oh crap, I meant 200. The cult is ever powerful.
Replace NVDA with TSLA
Need TSLA to immediately drill to 395
Thiel didn't even own much, Softbank sold NVDA when I first bought it in 2019. It's only up like... 4800% since then and Burry? Have you looked at his history? Got one right and has been... comically wrong since then. 2017-Market collapse that'd lead to WWIII. 2019-ETFs were the Housing Market 2.0 2020-Shorting TSLA 2021-Shorting TSLA 2023-Jan 31-Sell everything(apologized for that) 2023-Shorted NVDA 2024-Shorted NVDA 2025-Shorted NVDA, PLTR He DID correctly predict that the Market may go down if Covid became a larger issue... that was... wow... the foresight THAT took, eh? If the entire economy shuts down... that could be bad! And when I say Theil doesn't own much, he owns 570,000 shares. He's worth 25B. I bought 1500 shares in '19 and 1000 in '23 and I own 70,000 shares... and I'm a fucking nobody. How the FUCK is that news and what d you think Burry knows when he's putting that money right back into AMZN and MSFT? Companies BUYING NVDA? Softbank sold 23B in stock, 5.9 was NVDA and they sold over 9B in T-Mobile... all to further invest in AI Projects like... OpenAI. David Tepper buy several times what Thiel did. I didn't see that worth of headlines.
This is looking like the kickoff to the long anticipated SANTA RALLY . NVDA, PLTR and TSLA will lead the parade.
Everyone said the same thing when $TSLA crashed 50% to the $200's and acted like it was going to $0.
TSLA isnt down much from ATH which means retard-o-meter is strong and we have more room to pump
I had a nightmare that the bubble finally burst and TSLA mooned to 1200 bucks
I switched from a bull to a bear. I currently have -75% of my port in TSLA.
This applies to all companies except TSLA
Good thing is that TSLA will deploy 1m robotaxis by end of the year. Since still pending regulatory approval, that will mean they will hire 1m safety drivers. So TSLA saves the economy!!
You never know in a true bubble. Looks at BTC or TSLA.
NVDA cult less culty than TSLA cunts.
Why would you bet against NVDA when you could bet against TSLA?
How about the companies that have a ridiculous PE? Maybe mag6 are safe. But what about the 100 bubbly AI startups and incl. TSLA, PLTR, OPEN, etc.?
!banbet TSLA 600 2d
The problem with options and calls and puts vs regular stocks is that you need to not be only correct about the company but also the timing, which is usually almost impossible. You may be correct but timing your thesis is a crapshoot since the market can stay irrational for a long time. Extreme example of this is TSLA.
You got it wrong: TSLA‘s product is their stock. That sells pretty well until it doesn‘t.
TSLA price has nothing to do with company's fundamentals, financial results or future plans. It is just a meme stock. The only one worse in that regard is PLTR. But that doesn't mean that you should short the stock. The market can stay irrational for a long time.
TSLA $5000 funding secured😎
TSLA should be so much lower
🥭 is the shakey Jenga block holding up a tower of scams. Once the Epstein Files drops, his rein ends and so does this scam economy (BTC, TSLA, MSTR, COIN, ACHR). Bulls feel free to post your cope below 👇
Maybe it’s a bubble but TSLA proves bubbles can last a long time possibly forever if there are enough retards
My TSLA short is finally in the money; LFG 🧨
Exactly. Softbank sold NVDA to invest in OpenAI. Thiel sold NVDA, trimmed TSLA to buy AAPL and MSFT. Burry is the Vegas high-roller equivalent to thetagang put sellers. He loves burning premium as much as the next WSB investor. Are we in a correction? Maybe, but it’s not because smart money thinks the party’s over. It’s because the gov. shutdown fucked the delivery of important economic data making the already-priced-in rate cut less certain, and markets hate uncertainty.
Dosent matter if Nvidia couldnt beat earnings today, it will hold strong position in market for next 5 yrs. only thing that needs to be tanked is TSLA not the Market, TSLA and TOLN is bankrupting Americans and United States of America
TSLA Thursday Gap down Friday Gap down Monday Gap down Tuesday Gap down Wednesday 🤔
I don’t care if we keep rallying and double again from here, as long as TSLA goes to 0.
-73% in TSLA, avg price 401.68. If it goes up I can DCA, if it goes down I profit, there is no way I don't benefit.
On the first day of this shit show Burry AI FUD dump I full ported OTM NBIS, META, MSTR and TSLA calls expiring end of January. Haven’t opened my brokerage app in over a week. I don’t know how blood red I am. I’m scared I’ll panic sell at the bottom. I’m not looking until Christmas. Pray to Santa for me.
Let’s assume OpenAI is going to make 0$. Why would Mag 7 companies invest in it ? I’d understand NVDA because OpenAI needs their GPUs. However, why does MSFT ? Why do other companies feel the need to invest into their own AI like GOOG, TSLA, etc ? These are companies that are at the top and don’t need any funny business to make piles of cash. Can someone can explain this to me rationally ?
Just getting started so haha yes dumb question. Do you think the market fall is near the bottom? Any outlook on TSLA in the next day?
So the Grok ai is pretty good, I use it for fapping and latest update it goes a bit wild lol. TSLA has big sex bot pipeline energy, I know it’s been said. Might need to go all in on calls next dip
$TSLA under $300 by December