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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Lmao TSLA FSD does not like the new federal changes being proposed.
Rose are red, violets are blue, 🌽 is garbage, and fuck TSLA fanboys too
TSLA poots printed Out for the day Gonna shadow box outside the battered women’s shelter
Dear TSLA - please go back up. Thanks
Shocked TSLA didn’t V back to green here too
Ooof TSLA getting hammered [WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars)
Fuck all u TSLA sellers go kill ur self. I just lost so much money on Tesla I got in at 424.7. Fuck all u I hope u die
Buying TSLA calls was retarded of me ngl
Everytime TSLA spikes on no news or bad news, I imagine mElon on some undisclosed brokerage app, buying in order to artificially inflate the valuation.
!banbet Guys, maybe I won’t get vaporized. 👀 I made this bet when TSLA was at almost $500.
TSLA chart spelling out who is buying - M for Musk Rat.
TSLA scam stock finally falling below 420.69 (yes, they are that stupid).
TSLA is such a fun playground
What if it’s Elmo shorting MSFT as a revenge attack because Billy was shorting TSLA ?
TSLA refuses to go down with QQQ
Full port to TSLA and sit out this uncertainty. Elon will pump them to the stratosphere ahead of SpaceX IPO.
wtf is wrong with TSLA Elon is pumping a bit too much now
TSLA with the beautiful M again
META EARNINGS REVERSAL 99% complete LOL FUCK WALL STREET, FUCK THE S&P, THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DONE BUT WE WILL PUMP TSLA SOMEHOW
Can my TSLA puts hit for once? Go on market....
hey , just and fyi, i am balls deep into TSLA , this is normally a sign the market is going to crash. if i can't make money , you can. The more you know
Is Bill Gates still shorting TSLA?
“Fully automated space communism for everyone!” He claims while grifting his way to richest person of all time. Can’t believe TSLA simps exist man.
Can I get another TSLA gamma squeeze to pump QQQ?
So we have the broad outlines of Elon's SpaceX IPO. Does it hold water? The majority of Falcon launches are to support Starlink, but the economics of Starlink don't support a 1.5T valuation. In fact, they are great at any orbit, 350 o r550, AFAICT. TSLA picks up 0.2 of SpaceX shares but how does its valuation hold up with Optimus / robotaxis a year out and vehicle sales crashing. Thoughts on the Musk Inc.?
Overbought ? [https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?b=1&t=ADBE&ty=c&ta=0&p=w](https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?b=1&t=ADBE&ty=c&ta=0&p=w) I wasn't talking about NVDA, TSLA, AMD, or even LLY, JNJ, or the banking sector... Have you seen this chart?
You know what, add another 5% to TSLA stock!
MSFT SLV and TSLA faceripper pumps pls
You forgot TSLA all time high
“We’ve also seen, unfortunately, that there's a real hesitance to adopt these kind of products in the West outside of America, and the two places leading here are China and America," Karp said. PLTR/TSLA dead in Europe
Fucking TSLA bull supporting this pred.
I'll break it down for you. If not massive beat and guidance adjustment, dump. Unless you're TSLA
!Banbet TSLA 0.0 3w
\> historically lower valuations \> TSLA \> 500 P/E Lmao 🤌
!banbet TSLA 410 24h
Need MU at like $10000. That would be equivalent to like TSLA market share. Hey it's possible...
I have some MSTZ calls, but too many retards randomly pump that pedocoin shit to dump too much in puts. Never underestimate pedocoin or TSLA tards.
The Low Float is the trap. Say SpaceX IPos at 1.2 trillion. Because initial float is tiny (say 5%), the supply is artificially choked. The price increases due to scarcity and FOMO. VTI is forced to buy that manipulated peak on Day 5, front ran by savvy institutional trader. When lock-ups gradually expire and that '1.2 Trillion' of insider equity hits the market, the float expands. VTI is then forced to buy more to match the new weight, effectively continually providing the exit liquidity for the insider dump. We could end up with multiple TSLA-like mega caps in the index, held up by passive index funds. Because they will be force to buy regardless of valuation.
Walmart currently has the 3rd highest PE behind TSLA & PLTR. Clown market
Right - Isn’t most of TSLA’s current value because of Elons other companies like XAi and Spacex? It’s certainly not because he’s selling a lot of cars 🤷♂️
Tbh, VTI distribution isn’t THAT much different than SPY. Here are the Top 10 holdings + approximate % weights for VTI and SPY, formatted so you can easily copy/paste into Reddit VTI – Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (top 10 holdings) (~34.5% of fund)  1. NVIDIA Corp (NVDA) — ~6.56% 2. Apple Inc (AAPL) — ~6.12% 3. Microsoft Corp (MSFT) — ~5.47% 4. Amazon.com Inc (AMZN) — ~3.38% 5. Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) — ~2.77% 6. Broadcom Inc (AVGO) — ~2.49% 7. Alphabet Inc Class C (GOOG) — ~2.20% 8. Meta Platforms Inc (META) — ~2.19% 9. Tesla Inc (TSLA) — ~1.94% 10. Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class B (BRK-B) — ~1.49% (Total of above ~37.4% — minor rounding differences across data sources)  ⸻ SPY – SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (top 10 holdings) (~39–40% of fund)  1. NVIDIA Corp (NVDA) — ~7.73% 2. Apple Inc (AAPL) — ~6.86% 3. Microsoft Corp (MSFT) — ~6.13% 4. Amazon.com Inc (AMZN) — ~3.83% 5. Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) — ~3.11% 6. Broadcom Inc (AVGO) — ~2.79% 7. Alphabet Inc Class C (GOOG) — ~2.49% 8. Meta Platforms Inc (META) — ~2.45% 9. Tesla Inc (TSLA) — ~2.16% 10. Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class B (BRK-B) — ~1.49%
Just short all of Elon’s companies just like everyone here said to short TSLA in 2024. You seem to have deep intimate knowledge on these two companies, so go for it! And post your screenshots when you do!
Their P/E ratio is still lower than it was in March 2024. 31 wouldn't be unusual in US markets for tech (want to see a bubble? TSLA's P/E ratio is > 110), but Samsung is also one of the two bleeding edge (EUV) semiconductor manufacturers in the world during a massive semiconductor shortage. And Hynix, which makes DRAM has a a P/E ratio of around 10 (by US standards that would be massively undervalued under present circumstances). If demand for semiconductors/DRAM drops (e.g., AI doesn't start bringing in money) then it's a bubble. If components continue to fly off the shelves, there's room for the market to climb further.
Sure. I hope you exited out of all your TSLA positions as well.
Naw probably not. META, NVDA, TSLA in Oct of 2022 was a “generational” buying opportunity. MSFT being down 20% is an opportunity though. Just depends on how you time that swing. Will it recover in 6 months, or will it act as GOOGL did in 2022 and continue to drop another 20%. Hope your call pays off.
Anyone seriously equating the “speculative” nature of TSLA and PayPal in 2026 is so blinded by political bias that they’re by definition retarded.
TSLA is just a classic speculative stock, there is too much speculation on continued price increases. It's also not a company I'd touch.
lmao you're still holding it? I sold it last year along with TSLA and bought NVDA when it dipped 20%
Investors be like: "this shit keeps making money, gotta reallocate into TSLA"
AMD has good earnings: 📉 TSLA has dog shit earnings: 📈
TSLA somehow defying gravity. Always. Doesn't make sense.
Why is MSFT dropping when it has solid fundamentals while nothing happens to TSLA which is a meme stock
I'm somewhat new to trading, someone help me understand: I bought a TSLA call at $418 for Friday. Initially went down, but closed at nearly $422. My option is still in the negative. Theta is "1.2" Is that a stupidly high Theta? What gives?
How the fuck does TSLA end this day green? Blatant manipulation.
PLTR up and TSLA flat on such a down day is a crime against humanity.
How in the world is TSLA closing green
Oh so we’re gonna do bonds now for a few days? Last week it was metals. Week before that…CSCO. Then we did TSLA again, or was it NVDA?
TSLA and even scamvana fucking recovering but bitch ass msft still in the fucking gutter 🖕
I got out of my TSLA calls. Quick everyone buy and make money on my downfall!
If Google is the Berkshire of tech, Nvidia is the blackrock. They have invested/partnered with multiple different sectors including: healthcare (LLY), autonomous driving/robots (TSLA, MERC, TOYOF), cloud (GOOG, MFST, AWS), energy (GEV) + thousands more companies. 100% buy and hold both for the long term
Days like these I am glad my portfolio is 90% TSLA
TSLA should be gettin obliterated on a day like today yet here we are
TSLA is about to be Wile E. Coyote looking down as analysts realize the numbers are going the wrong way. Gotta love the predictions where expected 2028 EPS is shit but 2029 jumps to a bajillion dollars because of 4 analysts pumping it.
TSLA is dead cat. Look at that bounce! 😎
Neeed TSLA to drill through this support at 415
Shit man sorry, been there with TSLA. Got ripped a new one last year
I can’t wait until TSLA stops dominating the conversation. What a colossal missed opportunity at becoming a great American company, due to the shenanigans of Musk.
The night man cometh for TSLA. If Elon wanted the boy’s [soul], he should have paid the troll toll.
TSLA has straight up not had a good time since December
Come on TSLA, you got 2 hours left to drill with the market. Do a quick -5%
so when is TSLA gonna learn that SPY is down
inverse TSLA positions are the only thing green in my portfolio
TSLA gotta catch up with this next leg down
Genuine question, why hold TSLA over every other tech stock ?
My thesis is that Palantir will become the most valuable company on the planet within 5yrs. The rate at which they are growing has never been seen before , only NVDA is close. They have so much demand that they need to be selective but I see them able to scale up to capture that demand. Contracts are expanding value at a 350-400% clip over 12 months. They are the ONLY company in the world that has figured out how to monetize a.i and its still in its infancy. Eventually they will take over MSFT, AMZN, APPL , TSLA and yes even NVDA and hold the top dog spot.
TSLA staying flat during this bloodbath is wild
Markets not pricing in TSLA recalls in China? Fancy doors are a no no there.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/credit-suisse-investigation-reveals-890-nazi-regime-accounts-sen-grassley-says BYE-BYE TSLA calls.
Is TSLA attempting another M?
TSLA is writing giant Mcdonalds logo on a chart: what a fun way to fuck everyone
That thing has become another TSLA. It will not die. It refuses to.
fucking thank you TSLA, finally went red.
TSLA calls at $420 will surely print again
TSLA turning red, this is the end