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Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
BOUGHT TSLA FOR EARNINGS TODAY - 400 calls expiring on FRIDAY - LETS HOPE THE CONFERENCE CALL GOES WELL
NEWS | Check Tesla's Expected Move Ahead of Earnings. What percentage move do you expect for TSLA after earnings?
If you had to choose one of TSLA or NVDA for the long term, which would you pick?
A $337K Bet on the Future: The AI Stack + Space Thesis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | April 20 2026
Any one else feel disappointed they didn’t make more on this rally?
I don't really know where this hype come from
$TSLA $700 to +$36,000 with 0dte calls within 1.5 hours.
I don't really know where this hype come from
So I Bought TSLA Puts Yesterday...
Do not buy Puts I repeat do not buy Puts!
Space X IPO 🔜 how do we actually max the SpaceX IPO money?
My trade sheet started looking way less stupid once I stopped chasing every stock like it owed me a 10x
Mentions
spacex isn't even public and this is still gonna show up in TSLA price action somehow
Insane cost basis on RKLB - congrats. There’s a guy at my office who drives an Audi with the license plate “RKLB” and it always makes me feel the fomo so bad haha. I also have been in TSLA since like 2021 so I’m crossing my fingers Elon ends up merging the two and I’ll get exposure that way… so I’m not really in a rush to add to any space names unless there’s a large correction and the price is right. I haven’t heard of MP, will have to look into this one. Funny, I’ve been doing some DD on both CEG/VST as of recent as I want exposure to the AI power theme. I’ve been leaning towards VST over CEG (smaller market cap + higher risk/reward imo and I’m pretty risk on and have time on my side) but do you have any particular reason(s) why you went with VST over the others?
TSLA about to go limit down off of gas prices rising
If market isn’t shit 450 for TSLA this Friday is a 10x
Free advice: Cut SOUN, ACHR, trim IONQ and go big on OUST. You need a real robotics/physical AI pick (other than TSLA).
Elon should whore out TSLA to MU
What will that mean for TSLA shareholders holders?
TSLA just can’t stop going up eh
Fair point on indices, and mostly agree — if it stays OTM through expiry, IV is just noise on the P&L screen. The issue is the "as long as it remains OTM" part doing a lot of heavy lifting there. IV spikes on 0DTE don't usually happen in isolation — they're triggered by something moving the underlying. A 1.5% gap down on SPY that keeps your put OTM still closes the distance to your strike meaningfully, and now you've got elevated IV and a strike that's not as comfortable as it was at open. The path risk point stands: you're not just betting on where SPY closes, you're betting it doesn't touch your strike at any point intraday. On a normal day that's fine. On the day IV "terrorizes" — FOMC, CPI miss, geopolitical headline — that's exactly when the path gets messy. The individual vs index point is solid though. Running 0DTE on SPX or NDX is a different risk profile than single names. Most of the horror stories you see are people treating NVDA or TSLA 0DTEs like index trades.
There will be a god candle on TSLA. It will happen. Hopefully while i'm still alive, or maybe tonight...
You're talking to someone who started buying at $10. They said it was never going to hit $50. You just gotta believe. After SPCX IPO TSLA will hit $1500 easy.
Instagram premium is about to single handedly generate more revenue than TSLA
Shorted TSLA, am I cooked?
But TSLA is up …. Clown market…
Stop edging TSLA, just goooo
first 1hr30min killed TSLA volume real hard :/
TSLA being so 🌈 but i know when i sell it it will run up smh
Bloomberg: Early SpaceX Investor Says Tesla Tie-Up Is Only a Matter of When We know when - after TSLA crashes post-SPCX IPO
Loading up on TSLA NVDA calls
Elon, I’ll have all your babies if TSLA touches 480
TSLA hits 500 and this sub will completely miss it
Got a $560 vet bill today. Pls pump TSLA!
It’s going to be fucking hilarious when SpaceX shareholders bail out TSLA shareholders but paying 400+ times earnings for a failing car company. Musk won’t even need shareholder approval at SpaceX because they gave him total control.
In the future WSB tards will have to compete against NVDA powered TSLA sex robots behind the dumpster. I know who I’m putting my money on. 🤑
TSLA is just wealth storage. It’s like art for rich people. The underlying asset has dubious worth but the asset is used to just stash money.
Sold TSLA over a year ago at 420. haven't missed out much.
I’m curious how many of us have uttered the words, “I’m never touching TSLA again”
TSLA with the $7 green candle?!?
You should grab TSLA puts right now
Need TSLA to touch 480. Just the tip.
The one day TSLA catches a bid the market tanks
Yeah it's ridiculous at these prices. It's trading at 100x sales (?!?). Looking at analyst estimates, it's valued at 10x 2035 sales which is wtf. For context, Palantir is trading at (only) 3.4x 2035 sales. But this is the stock market, and different people play different games. Not every player is in for the fundamentals, especially in the short / medium term - you have a lot of big money hedge-funds chasing trends, lots of options that need to be hedged, etc. My guess is that RKLB is one of those "trending" stocks where people try to out-do each other in terms of trend following. Kind of like TSLA.
TSLA going to bounce all day again fun
> Some of us consider ethics when making our investing decisions. So you’re not going to invest in index funds that include SpaceX, OpenAI, or even TSLA?
How TSLA not on the leaderboard
I am hoping that HF and private equity can finally stop trying to inflate the broken balloon of TSLA. Part of me believes that it was to preserve the perception of Elon’s companies until this pig finally IPO’s.
Someone tell me what TSLA doing today plz
PLTR lowkey may just be the move instead cause I absolutely despise it and everything it stands for for society. TSLA i just think is a scam.
By now yall know I think TSLA is overpriced as all hell. I also think PLTR is overpriced as all hell. You think it'd be smarter to switch to shorting PLTR? Tesla is obviously hard to short given it doesnt reflect reality.
Micro gives TSLA 2021 vibes
More revenue than TSLA on actual products with a low PE. Sure, a meme stock.
Could TSLA hit all time high today? 🤔
TSLA about to have a +5% day
A lot of people have lost a lot of money betting against Musk. I really don't like the guy and was worried about the cult of personality when reddit was jock riding him like crazy. That being said, go ahead and short TSLA and SPCX and let me know how it goes for you. I have no position personally except for index funds which include tesla.
"Once TSLA goes UP, I will sell that and short $MU..." goodl luck with that bro! U will need it a lot...
TSLA calls prolly fucked and probably buying puts
Does that mean TSLA will pump further?
I am going to take a shit on my neighbor's front door and urinate on his TSLA because his he/she wife is a cunt
What do you do if TSLA goes below, say, $250? $150? Or do you bail out sooner? At the current price, I'd either sell most or all shares, or sell calls. I'm doing very well selling naked calls and buying back each call after the first decent profit shows up. I'd have done better waiting longer to buy back, but I'm playing it safe. Or you could hedge with the high-dividend $CRSH
none of Asia cares about Elon's political controversies, and he knows it. MY's still have a prestige association and can charge a premium to go with it, even in hyper competitive markets like China. Here in a rather Asian-heavy coastal region of Southern California there is no shortage of new 3's and Y's appearing on the roads with fresh temp tags on the back, it doesn't seem like sales have led up in any meaningful way at all. Speaking of someone who went out of their way to avoid buying anything from TSLA because it's become the most bland default choice at this point.
So you can lose money on your TSLA exposure and your SPCX exposure? That’s some smart thinking
Haven’t yet shorted. I need to book some gainz on TSLA b4 I short MU\*
I am straight bull for TSLA as they male an actual product with a moat. Fkn RIVIAN making shitty just another EV SUVs in the market. No other company as close. Samsung will take over MU in no time with CAPEX spending potential they have
TSLA has a 1.3 trilly valuation....SPacex has a 1.75 trilly valuation....Guess which one they will dilute?
Does the TSLA spacex thing mean short TSLA?
Every 200 stock of TSLA give you exposure to 1 SPCX stock
You thought by putting MU in the title we would overlook your $350,000 margin bet on TSLA? I’m curious where you think the SpaceX IPO money is coming from buddy
I fucking called it. He needs to do this because the spaceX IPO is going to gut TSLA
Bitcoin was once in a generation TSLA was once in a generation AAPL was once in a generation NVDA was once in a generation ... and this is just the past 10 years
2000 - TSLA went up and up 2021 - market went regarded and meme stocks went crazy 2022 - I am trying to forget still 2023 - NVDA started going up and up and up 2024 - PLTR started going up 2025 - MU started going up and up Basically from 2020 - current the market has been on a tear From 2010-2020 the market did overall decently but was not very exciting. Its returns were nothing like this. From 2000-2010 the market did pretty much nothing, except crash in 2020 (dotcom bubble), crash in 2021 (9/11), and crash in 2008 (Mr. I may be early but I am also not right... apologies if I got that phrase wrong). Assuming these valuations stick I think you have to consider that these last few years are unique. The arguments I would make that we are in a transformative era is I think we may be seeing the combined impact of several major advances that can in theory drive economic efficiency and hence greater wealth as never before. 1. AI - this is rapidly reshaping every business and is enabling increases in operating efficiency that drive profitability. There are legitimate doubts as to how much benefit it will have, but I am seeing real-world impacts in so many things so I really believe in its value. 2. Robotics - Right now this is a much unseen technology as they operate in Amazon warehouses and so on, but we should include with this self-driving which is very visible. These are technologies that directly solve the critical economic scarcity issue related to labor. 3. Space - Simply going to point to SpaceX. With their new Starship v3 rocket proving itself as a vehicle capable of achieving orbital velocities and deploying satellites, Space travel as been fundamentally changed once again (last time it as the Falcon9). Even without reusability the cost to launch mass to space should be far lower with the Starship then with the Falcon9, essentially making the Falcon9 obsolete in many ways. You take these three together and you get the following: AI now has a path to massive scale and power generation via space based data centers which are only possible with the Starship. AI that can scale is the brain for robotics and technology advances. Robotics is the labor force to enable building this out. Long wheat futures for when it all crashes...
melon should just convert all his TSLA factories to make memory chips
I think we're one tweet away from TSLA 500
SpaceX will buy TSLA at $500/share Elon will make hundreds of billions Then elon will keep TSLA ownership through SPACEX
Elon Musk apparently leaks to news reporters that TSLA might possibly Fold in with Space X.....
Dang there’s a very good possibility that TSLA and Space X merging!
RKLB is overvalued but TSLA isn’t? Gtfo. It’s all nonsense. But yeah, you should load up on weeklies.
!banbet TSLA 447 1w
Elon just announce it. Send TSLA to 500 in the AH
"BREAKING: Elon Musk has reportedly discussed possibly folding Tesla, $TSLA, and SpaceX together, per CNBC" Surprise 🙄 Surprise 🙄
TSLA gives courtesy whiplash not for the faint at all mash it
SpaceX gonna absorb TSLA and get rid of those pesky voter privileges he’s had to deal with lmao
Have you heard of a company ticker symbol TSLA?
TSLA will run to $500 before September simply because it shouldn’t and makes no sense. Don’t fight it just ride it and follow the retards.
Letsfuckinggo TSLA moon
Elon has discussed merging TSLA and SpaceX. I think this is bullish for TSLA ahead of the SpaceX IPO. Obviously any TSLA acquisition will happen at a greater price than the market price. TSLA to 500 ahead of the SPCX IPO.
Problem is TSLA isn’t really treated as a car company anymore. Lot of Elon hopium around robotics / self driving / curing cancer etc. Rivian doesn’t have a cult leader unfortunately
Nailed it today, caught TSLA going right way saw it go up to +$1.5K and said "Nah" and ended day -$200.
Does TSLA go straight to $500 in AH when Elon announces the merger?
What will happen to TSLA when Elon announces the merger?
I had the buy button on MU and TSLA on the morning dip. I chose tsla. F
TSLA has had 5x $5 swings today... something's brewing
Something's brewing.... if he announces the TSLA merger that would be insane