TSLA

RaisinZRH

SPCX will probably go up tomorrow because we all have seen TSLA do some crazy shit

VotedOut

Extrapolating the last 20 years into the next 20 years may not work out too well. The infinitely compounding line-go-up model of clown market capitalism is likely not sustainable long-long term. Infinite growth on a finite planet doesn't work very well. Climate change on the horizon could be a major long-term roadblock (mass migration from from real estate in hot/coastal areas to elsewhere, agricultural problems, and forced population and economic de-growth). In the meantime, I've had puts on what I think are the most over-valued companies (such as TSLA, SPCX, and now PLTR). I'm not shorting or buying puts on broad market index funds. But I'm not buying into them either at these extreme levels.

vermilli21

So surely 300p TSLA puts print tomorrow right?

MoneyBadger14

Imagine seeing what happened to TSLA after earning and buying calls on SPCX

RuleSafe6767

Even at 10B in sales / year, that's a P/S ratio of 150x At TSLA's peak stock popularity Late 2020, it only hit a P/S ratio of 24x TSLA is still trading at a P/S of 10x today (and an absolutely absurd P/E of 322x). So SPCX commands an "Elon it-factor" 15-fold stronger than TSLA shareholder are granting him.

jerome-yellen

So in the end SPCX is just a circle jerk with TSLA?

NotMe357

"Breaking: Michael Burry has disclosed his updated positions He: • Sold his Microsoft $MSFT longs • Sold his Oracle $ORCL shorts • Sold his Palantir $PLTR January 2026 shorts • Rolled Nvidia $NVDA shorts to June 2027 • Rolled Invesco $QQQ shorts to Feb 2027 He continues to hold his short positions in $SOXX, $MU, $NVDA, $CAT, $PLTR, $TSLA, and $AMAT" 🤔 Bullish!

sinag19

Ohh just TSLA and SPCX kinda linked right

verified-trader

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $350.00 (above) | $326.77 | $327.81 | +7.1% | 21h 55m |

Plazmarazmataz

Really hoping SPCX just fucking blows it out of the water knowing how Elon has been able to pump TSLA. I dont give a shit how little profit it makes, I won't touch it but if it can pump the rest of the space stocks I'll take it.

Mindless_Clock7823

As much as I hate Elon, TSLA calls doesnt sound so bad

Valkorion335786

Kind of crazy how TSLA gets 2 earnings per quarter lol

aaaahhhh111

TSLA merger would be interesting. Poly market pricing in 40% chance

Secure_Reaction_5590

Any specific reason for TSLA pump or is the market just in a good place

Flolife2

TSLA calls?

youyololiveonce

I heard SPCX and TSLA are merging

LeavingLasVega

How regarded is TSLA 350c for tomorrow?

Valkorion335786

TSLA calls for SPCX earnings SPCX is basically TSLA 2.0

AerieZealousideal330

Free TSLA "Shortie shorts" for all!!

BDObadguy

Thought I was getting $330 TSLA calls, turns out I clicked SPCX. Happens to the best of us.

verified-trader

**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $350.00 (above) | $326.77 | +7.1% | 23h 60m |

WorldlyWar2143

!banbet TSLA 350 1D

Smooth_Fill888

I can't even get into a POS stock like TSLA because it won't go down

Valkorion335786

Using the profits from my TSLA calls to buy a Honda

Certain-Physics-7853

TSLA????

Certain-Physics-7853

TSLA???

OwnTheThrone

TSLA setting up to rocket

heikici

Between yesterday and today spy is up 3,5% yet TSLA didn't move a inch. Sub 300 TSLA as soon this rally is over. Free money!

Valkorion335786

# TSLA 420 # You got it in you # Remember who you are

Samjabr

So, all in on TSLA?

Xzlk

I just bought 5 TSLA shares, this is your heads up to get out before it crashes 90%.

Valkorion335786

TSLA FINALLY ITM jfc POS stock

Valkorion335786

Oh shit my TSLA calls printing Yes this QQQ train isn't stopping lol

FrostingOk2692

Poor TSLA is being neglected on the meme front since SPCX appeared.

WorldlyWar2143

TSLA to 400 tomorrow

radditor1234

Just drop already TSLA

zion-messenger

looks like you hold TSLA too

WSBNon-Believer

Rotating my .56 shares of TSLA into 1 share of SPCX, I believe the market shall take notice soon

Own-Recipe5908

The way you know it's a real pump is that TSLA isn't participating, so looks good for today.

everybodydumb

Short/puts on TSLA

Zmajski_most

is TSLA a buy right now?

pussinbuuts

After dumping on horrendous earnings you just know that TSLA will somehow worm its way back to $400

StonkGoUp

Lmao I still remember Cathy’s BEAR case price target for TSLA in 2026 was like $1,000 a share. Bull case $2,000

AerieZealousideal330

*When SPCX gonna eat TSLA? Flying electric cars? Yes please.*

TheGargageMan

It costs a lot to get rid of META and TSLA

Sick0h

TSLA under 300 P/E is basically valueinvesting, right?

everybodydumb

TSLA puts

FalseDiamond7930

It is for TSLA bagholders.

Bebomoless

TSLA

theJimmybob

Mag 7 Today: 🥇 $META +6.02% 🥈 $MSFT +4.93% 🥉 $GOOGL +4.88% 4️⃣ $AMZN +4.58% 5️⃣ $TSLA +3.49% 6️⃣ $NVDA +2.93% 7️⃣ $AAPL -1.78%

WorkingGuy99percent

Ever hear of this guy Elon? Or his little car company Tesla? I mean...16 years ago was a good time to buy TSLA off that CEO's manic hype train BS.

JudgmentCharming355

SPCX/TSLA at least 28.5% is the ratio that Elon Musk needs to keep majority for voting rights in case of a merge, thats why he dumps TSLA

jerome-yellen

Is STLA just a TSLA typo??

GameTime2325

\>economically illiterate Lmao you mean the trillion+ dollar market cap company with the same revenue as Chipotle with a market cap of $75-$80billion? Sounds like the same TSLA regards buying in to the FSD talk for the last decade “Full self driving will be here next year bro. Trust me bro. One more year bro. It’s right there. We don’t need more sensors on the car bro.”

cucci_mane1

Im thinking that stocks like this - PLTR, TSLA, and SPCX - are top of my "buy put options" list as we get near end of bull market. As soon as index drops 15-20% off peak, these insanely overvalued hype meme stocks will drop 85-90%.

Josepth_Blowsepth

Pointing at TSLA

All_four_Elements

TSLA as a stock is a stark reminder that the market can stay regarded longer than you stay unregarded. Things' been overpriced by about 10 times for over 5 years

Only4TheShow

NVDA $62,134 26.65% HCA $30,909 13.26% AAPL $30,361 13.02% GOOGLE $28,808 12.35% AMZN $28,352 12.16% QQQ $26,095 11.19% SPMO $8,433 3.62% SPCX $7,032 3.02% TSLA $5,806 2.49% MSFT $5,247 2.25% \-------------------------- TOTAL $233,178 Update

Only4TheShow

Update **Position** **Value** **%** NVDA $62,134 26.65% HCA $30,909 13.26% AAPL $30,361 13.02% GOOGLE $28,808 12.35% AMZN $28,352 12.16% QQQ $26,095 11.19% SPMO $8,433 3.62% SPCX $7,032 3.02% TSLA $5,806 2.49% MSFT $5,247 2.25% Total $233,178.

Hot_Sacks

TSLA have a chance to recover, or is it down in the dirt where it belongs?

Hot_Sacks

TSLA have a chance to recover, or is it down in the dirt where it belongs?

jerome-yellen

Life changing missed opportunity on TSLA today, generational buy, FML

RisingSerpent222

Trades everything. Mostly AAPL, TSLA and NVDA calls

DM_KITTY_PICS

>Kinda just thought itd be funny to refer to myself in the 3rd person as a bit like who does this guy think he is LMAO. **Most of what I do here is a character for yalls enjoyment **(i do still think TSLA defies reality tho..)

Torimiata

Same reason TSLA is up nearly 4% intra-day despite no major news (AFAIK) and with a staggering PE Ratio (TTM) of 295.80. Insert quote about irrational markets and you staying solvent.

Wind_Ensemble

TSLA go downies 🔴

verified-trader

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $330.00 (above) | $312.55 | $323.66 | +5.6% | Aug 10, 4:35 AM | | **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - |

account_not_active

it might be time to full port into TSLA calls.

AcademicStandard3701

Watch this TSLA wants to hit $330

SkyEclipse

I searched but no one seemed to have asked this so… What do you feel about TESLA? Is it a great company? You mentioned great companies like Amazon would bounce back eventually if they dropped 50%, wondering if TSLA would apply to that.

turtleofgirth

TSLA on the move

vermilli21

Why is TSLA green?

Smooth_Fill888

Going to buy TSLA as a swing. It's a pos meme stock but it's near all time lows while all other hypers are soaring. It'sll get a boost from that.

turtleofgirth

Lets got TSLA, go on a face ripper

hioman01

Sell everything and buy mag7 except TSLA

Cockballzz

Looks more like TSLA would buy SPCX than the other way around

IvoryTowerResident

I also bought some TSLA calls for a counter trend rally.

RisingSerpent222

TSLA looks like it’s about to rocket

qx2

All TSLA owners should double down, SPCX about to buy you in boi

LeDoohickey

Proud of myself for panic selling TSLA during premarket

Boraximus

full porting SPCX and TSLA on open and going to live with one of those uncontacted tribes for the next 30 years

Ok_Cry7572

I told my cousin to buy TSLA stock every month, I shouldn't have told him this cause I was gonna buy it and get rich slowly and now he probably will get richer than me. Fuccc

bly10234

What’s anyone think about TSLA

orcassharks

What about TSLA?

vermilli21

Doesn’t take a genius to know if TSLA put out sex robots, the stock would be at 500 right now

gizamo

That it'll have a bear trap pop? No way it's going up long-term with that shit revenue, and everyone knowing Musk is just going to have it acquire TSLA at some absurdly stupid valuation.

Templar_Swamp_Stake

Just watched The Odyssey. The idea that it was somehow “woke” and that Grok could shit out something better … wow, I can’t put into words how fucking stupid you’d have to be to think that. Anyways that’s all the DD I need, I’m going hard on long puts for SPCX and TSLA this week.

WordsHappenedHere

Believe it or not. SPCX calls. Yes yes I know it’s overpriced garbage that should probably be trading at $50. But so is TSLA. But there are far too many retail shorts on it now. And it’s too obvious that with the lockup period expiring and earnings coming that it will dump. That would make far too much sense. We all know markets are generally retarded. *When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes*

outernet9

SPCX and TSLA puts

Ok_Cry7572

Bros TSLA calls got cooked😭😭 At least 1 dead, after a gunman opens fire around an In-N-Out in Idaho. The shooter is dead. He was also seen shooting into Teslas at a nearby Supercharger station.

BarbellPadawan

Want wait until the market stops believing 🥭, and for imbecile TSLA investors to stop believing 🍈

ChampionshipSoggy618

2 cents nobody asked for: - IONQ calls - quantum trade broke down but they've surged on earnings before - UBER puts - uber waymo rift enough to take over sentiment - DKNG puts - obviously thought is world cup boost + upcoming midterms but prediction markers probably eating it alive - TSLA puts - Spcx is expensive to short, feels like an easy way to get some downside exposure when sentiment is already low after their earnings. Elon's slowly losing favor

account-names

See humanoid robots working in car assembly lines at BMW and TSLA

Fetlocks_Glistening

So... calls TSLA you say?

Unh0lyCatf1sh

the value of Bitcoin has no relation to reality, it is a purely speculative asset, much like TSLA it is not traded on anything tangible but purely on vibes by retards that don't understand it has no intrinsic value

Fauster

For me, 45 DTE is still short term. 120 is better, 180+ is better still. You still have convexity, but less convexity. I do like to pick wide OOM bear spreads for initialization. LT expiries are more expensive up front though, so you can narrow the bear spread a bit if that is an issue. My logic is that is that when own stocks with the most quickly ramping earnings and margin, I have to put up with a ton of volatility, especially overnight and Asia but I don't want to be forced to sell. If the spot drops all the way through a spread, like it did with SPCX and RKLB recently, I mostly just close them, sometimes roll, because I always have layered spreads. If spot drops through the spread, you already made most of the money, and you have lost convexity. But, I don't like to default to rolling because the best time to sell spreads is NOT the best time to buy them. I plan to permanently run with at least 5% of the value of my portfolio in bear spreads, unless the bottom falls out, then I may go straight long again. Because of this, I want to minimize the cost per day of hedging. Year-DTE bear spreads are even better, but again cost more up front. With layered LT expiries, you can afford to wait for great times to buy them, when the sun is out, when stocks are hitting new highs on fierce volume, when MTUM is ascendant, when call interest >> put interest, when there are no massive put floors right underneath the price. Most importantly, when IV < HV. If IV == HV, then I think the options are still underpriced. Black-Scholes models assume a random-walk Gaussian distribution, which is plain wrong. Actual forward distributions are much narrower than Gaussians and have much longer tails on both sides. The market dramatically overestimates the time that the spot will stay in a narrow range. If IV<< HV, on a stock, that is a juicy price. So wait for rallies to find firesale prices on LT puts. No one is forcing your hand. The middle of a crash is a bad time to buy bear spreads, but with 4-12 months DTE, that's fine, because you already have them. I always have a spread because I never expect a security to fall by 50%, though it happens, so why not make it cheaper? With this setup, your portfolio is the equivalent of a Poor-Man's VIX structure. This means you would just flat out buy SPY and buy a SPY bear spread or put at the same time. This is arguably cheaper and better than buying VIXY. I probably have some SPY bear spreads, but I like to concentrate on more volatile stocks but only when IV is low and spreads are good. I like SPCX and TSLA because they are so active so they have tight spreads, so you don't lose on the bid/ask spread just to enter. I'm flat out bearish on TSLA, and a little scared of SPCX because the last falcon heavy launch was a good one. Still overvalued, but I think a lot of retail traders who are rich from betting on TSLA (I was long until the cybertruck and semi delays happend) will give Elon all the funding he needs. I also think that these fanboys are leaving TSLA for SPCX, which is conventional wisdom, and behind all the talk that Elon will try to merge them. I think we does want to merge them, but he would rather hit TSLA capitalization targets first, then roll into SPCX to it SPCX valuation targets. In this market, I don't think he'll get the TSLA kickers, but he certainly could if SPCX made an offer for TSLA that is just ridiculously far above spot. SPCX and RKLB puts were super cheap with great spreads in the early days of the IPO, and let's face it, we know the average trajectory of an IPO. It will open too high, rally to a blow-off-top peak, then fall below the entry point as investors that have been in 5-10 years rush to the gates to unload as the lockup ends. I even have some low-value SMH spreads for more direct volatility purchases. But yeah, tl;dr: OOM bear spreads are very convex when the price falls into them. I just think it makes financial sense to go as LT as you can afford if you want to run with hedging; volatility can literally give me ulcers without them. Every down day, you can sort your portfolio by daily gains, see a lot of green, then think about when you want to close spreads, before you think about selling stocks with strong margin growth into a panic/value-at-risk unwind. Also, when you buy LT bear spreads, you don't have to buy them as often, so you lose money on the spread ONCE, not many times. But, everyone has their own style. I used to take a lot more concentration risk, I've made all the mistakes that noob investors make. Never buy LT spreads when the market is crashing because the MM and Wall Street will be busy stacking puts, IV>HV, a dumb condition.

Ok_Cry7572

YTD returns: AMZN +19.9% AAPL +14.0% GOOGL +13.0% NVDA +6.3% MSFT -1.7% META -14.4% TSLA -28.9%

bask_oner

I’ve owned RSP for more than 15 years. It was sold to me back when it was common to have brokers and ETFs were starting to look better than mutual funds. The broker pitched it as a smart play because fee was lower than mutual funds and why should market share dictate amount of investment. This is the same guy who told me to buy AT&T over TSLA about a year after IPO. Thankfully I only took his advice on RSP. Just go buy VOO on Robinhood.

Iron-condor-6050

🍈 is planning to spend $100-120 million on backing some 🚩🐘 for the midterms. TSLA is gonna get smashed.

ramdomvariableX

Rich, and powerful people don't get margin called. US govt. will bail them out if needed. Another example is Musk / TSLA / SPCX.