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Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
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I'm long TSLA. Essentially I think robotaxi is going to change transportation as we know it. I think we can still see new all time highs before the end of the year.
Addon: bond market no one buy. Corporate AI junk debt snowballing. TSLA burning money too
TSLA does not trade on fundamentals, it trades on various catalysts and technical analysis. I'm sometimes a bull and sometimes a bear, but I'd not invest in this stock right now. TSLA being a large component in a SP500 helps a lot in a bull market and when we had a down year last time in 2022 Tesla was actually doing well fundamentals wise. I'm kinda afraid that next bear market will be really rough for Tesla if the EV price wars persists.
Basically whenever Elon goes crazy on X saying some BS is when you should have known TSLA is going to announce some good news
> 8/28 - The World Humanoid Robot Games international competition for humanoid robots will begin late on Friday at the Beijing National Speed Skating Oval. The second edition includes 1,301 competition sessions across 51 events, 30 athletic competitions, and 21 real-world, scenario-based challenges. The humanoid robot sector has seen a burst of investor interest following the high-profile Unitree Robotics IPO and more promises from Tesla (TSLA) on the potential of its Optimus product. There better be sexbots present.
TSLA feels like a evil wizard is keeping it from plummeting. Biggest recall in history and it rallies lol. Feel like it’s gonna shit the bed out of nowhere
TSLA next week will be back down
Why stop at 10% I'm expecting TSLA to go >100% on this
TSLA just goes up with bad news, nice little 5% gain today for the 10 robotaxi to release in Vegas!!! And the crowd goes wild, 2.9 million to recall in China, no biggie 💰
Both robotaxi and Optimus is expected to be huge growth for Tesla, that is why people are buying. The current move is due to Tesla Semi news, Cybercab launch event early Sept, and SPCX merger speculation. I just been holding my TSLA shares, I been slowly buying SPCX shares instead. If you really want to know what is moving Tesla, follow people on X who talk about Tesla daily and look for people who cover Tesla. And not people on Reddit since all you will find here is Tesla bears.
TSLA probably going to rip $30 points Monday. Momo chasers is all you really need.
There were many insane plays this week other than MRNA, which didn’t require insider knowledge: MSTR 110 calls were a 100 bagger. HOOD 100 calls were a 50 bagger. TSLA 360 calls were a 40 bagger.
I hope that you bought some TSLA puts for next week
Do you want a morality trophy? Don’t forget to read your CNN article on why TSLA has the most evil CEO in the world.
Switched from SPY to TSLA options for the first time today and it’s crazy how much I don’t give a duck about the strait or oil anymore
Still Holding $772puts 10 . TSLA puts $377.5, JETS $30.5 puts x5, MRNA $80 putsx4 😎
Hold TSLA puts or sell for small loss?
Bought some Monday exp TSLA puts, there's some dude I came across on Insta that full ported into TSLA including a chunk with margin. Someone needs to counter this retard
TSLA is not just exposure to the car company. Now with SPCX, they are exposure to Elon's empire of private companies and other ventures.
>What **logic** are bulls using to keep buying this stock? Bold assumption on your part 😄. But seriously, TSLA more than any other stock, demonstrates that *individual* stock holdings in the modern era are essentially a gamble at the casino.
TSLA going higher hedge funds betting many new minted Moderna gainers buying new cars .
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 3W - 3L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $400.00 (above) | $365.78 | +9.4% | Aug 28, 7:11 PM |
Retail knows TSLA only is Bitcoin/Doge proxy
please dont short TSLA
TSLA Calls at this level = free money
If you're not loading up on TSLA calls here, you might be retarded (and definitely not Black)
This is the point where TSLA is super scary cause a big move could come in either direction.
I just went full tilt on TSLA and QQQ Calls. God help me if next week goes badly. Roadster rumors that it will have FSF and take your directly to the moon
TSLA is quite the circus, still
I’m not knowledgeable on Tesla’s financials so I really don’t have an opinion about that. Not my specialty. Sorry! At a cursory glance, TSLA is profitable while RKLB is not, which goes a long way.
Tesla is recalling over 1.6 million vehicles in China - TSLA +5%
TSLA ripped another +10% because they are, infact, not saying it's not the biggest oil glut they've seen
TSLA doesn't care about VWAP lol
$LYFT $UBER Waymo $GOOG and $TSLA robotaxi, all using App ride. Just App ride. Either by gas car or EV car, going position A to B. All compete and struggle for revenue, because local population not growing every big city or county exponentially
TSLA what you doing stepbro
$TSLA Tesla is cleared for up to 5,000 Autonomous vehicles in Nevada.
I have an insane amount of TSLA lotto ticket puts…
Going short on cult stocks is a hard game. Holding PLTZ myself and currently burning, but I really don't see PLTR ripping much more from here before a heavy correction comes. As for TSLA, all I can say is good luck
If you think you’re retarded, just remember that there are more people who bought TSLA today than who sold it. In other words, more people are batshit retarded than not.
say what you want, TSLA is a wild trade.
TSLA (1.44T) is now worth more than META (1.41T) lmao
I'd be shocked is Berkshire got in on TSLA and SPCX of all things (Both have been pumping weirdly), seems more like a firm friendly to Musk.
I get the news about TSLA semis in Europe but the price action over the past couple of weeks tells me that somebody has been building up a position in TSLA. Could it be the new boss at Berkshire?
You know what’s fucking terrifying? More people bought TSLA stock today than sold it. Those people are real, they’re actually out there somewhere.
Who the actual fuck it’s buying TSLA, and why are they doing that? Absolutely no reason it should do anything but fall 5-10% a day. Every day.
Why the fuck are PLTR and TSLA pumping? Is there sudden demand for shithead CEOs?
TSLA puts all the way down to hell
TSLA recalled 5 million cars, which means it pumped 5% and dragged the market with it.
Barchart has shown more calls than put for over 2 hours there's like 5 stocks proving up the qqqs and spy PLTR GOOG TSLA SPCX ORCL everything else is down
TSLA is 50% DOGE coin so it's up
TSLA is going to 368 and there's nothing anyone can do about it
I like how TSLA is dragging up the SPY with its 5% pump, based on news that they have to recall a record 3 million of their Chinese car sales. Solid market.
Hmm SPCX down 4% on the week and and TSLA up 6.5%. I guess Elon always wins.
Solde my TSLA calls for $450 yesterday. Today it would have been $8500. It hurts. It hurts really really bad.
# [Tesla recalls 3 million cars as part of China-wide push to stop hidden door handles](https://techcrunch.com/2026/08/21/tesla-recalls-3-million-cars-as-part-of-china-wide-push-to-stop-hidden-door-handles/) TSLA up 5% ....Elon's companies really are just anti logic stocks lol
Alright where's the regard who said he was buying TSLA puts at open
TSLA stock price has nothing to do with people buying Teslas
Bahahaha hourly rsi for TSLA is fuckin 81
it looks like TSLA is going to $400. I'm real tired of this shit
$WMT & $TSLA look market cap and earnings power, when interest rate high , consumer spending less for big ticket items
TSLA overvalued but it's the one stock I don't have the balls to bet against. Random pumps fueled by regard strength 😭
First time? Bad news pumps TSLA it’s good news you have to be careful about
Did TSLA announce a merger with SPY for FSD calls?
EVEYR FUCKING TIME I WATCHLIST AN OPTION IT GOES +100% and TSLA put I watchlisted went 30% but I couldn’t buy. I buy now it goes back up
TSLA up 4% on news it had to recall all its Chinese cars for killing people We’re back
Never bet against Elon, congratulations everyone that bought TSLA at $300
At higher interest rate, 10 Yr 4.7 $TSLA $LCID $RIVN all EV at risk. Consumer spending less. When economy heading recession, is market cap $1.5 Trillion EV companies sustainable longer, $GM went bankrupt in 2009 downturn
TSLA has got to be the most revolting stock in human history
TSLA needs to recall 3 million cars in China due to hard to find emergency latch on the door. Both over the air update and cars needs to add a label on the latch. Stock up 4%.
TSLA IONQ FSLR OKLO WULF All going to be September runners. Load calls.
Do not buy puts on TSLA. It can run to 55EMA. Then consider it. Otherwise, don't fight it.
Tomorrow: China bans Tesla. Market: TSLA up 20%
TSLA 368 easy next week. Hope ya'll bought calls today.
TSLA is so far out of the bollinger bands it's silly lol
last chance to get in on flying TSLA roadster. Will use FSF (Full Self Flying) to take your directly to the moon.
Paper handed my TSLA calls perfectly minutes after buying them 🤡
Every bag 7 ceo can learn a thing from Elon. Master of talking up his shit. If you look at every possible metric, TSLA should not even be close to its current price, but here we fucking are.
TSLA keeps struggling to break through that 351 wall. Once it breaks through it'll rocket.
TSLA looks good for a September run up. Averaging into $390 mid to late September calls.
Even TSLA as overvalued as it is has actual factories and capital. Bitcoin is completely imaginary. Yes it is a massive capital destroyer so there are lots of real goods being wasted to maintain the network, but a bitcoin is not a claim on those goods.
Who cares if 🥭 shills 🌽❓ He shilled TSLA🔋 in front of the entire White House
Only a moron buys TSLA or spcex at these values. Sure it may moon, or it could go to 0.
FUCKING HATE MY LIFE LOST EVERYTHING YESTERDAY BOUGHT 2x TSLA 352 1DTES FOR 0.8 EACH WITH MY LAST 160$ CURRENCY EXCHANGE BUGGED AND MY CASH BALANCE WENT -0.05 Cent I HAD ANOTHER CONTRACT WORTH 10$ 15MINS BEFORE CLOSE FUXKING XURSED IBKR LIQUIDATED MY TSLA 352 CALL LMAO ALWAYYS CURSED F M L
I thought we pump SPCX now instead of TSLA?
Probably when I realized that Elon Musk was full of shit and was basically just a used car salesman selling TSLA shares, so I sold all of mine... in 2013. In the long run, I realized I was right, and it was simultaneously my biggest mistake.
Is it safe to come out. Looks like we weathered the down voting storm. Calls on TSLA
Made 15k on TSLA covered calls over the past 4 days.
Fuck crapto. I never buy anything that isn’t backed by real value. That’s why I own SPCX and TSLA🤡