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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
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TSLA Outflows Continues - Retail selling Tesla and Buying SpaceX https://preview.redd.it/67x8fkudk2jh1.jpeg?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e04ca8be61d376dd4c9fafb72b2f86052a3375c
hey I inversed TSLA once. anyway a year later it finally went down but it managed to moon in the meantime erasing all my gains. lesson learned: 🍈 can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent.
TSLA and SPCX are the ultimate meme stocks.
I have a coworker that lost so much money buying puts on TSLA during that period, such that he still talks about it lol
TSLA and RIVN charts look almost same today
I do not trust the stock market anymore. If one thing TSLA showed us in the past: anything can happen, no matter how shit the numbers are.
"This is nothing like the dot com bubble, those companies had no earnings" BRUH, look at TSLA, SPCX, CBRS, ONDS
TSLA please go back to 350 by Monday. Thanks.
11 dollar drop on TSLA fucked me for -$300 today
# Need a TSLA mega pump and a NVDA tanker during 3pm power hour.
SPCX the new TSLA LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Thing about SpaceX is that it can't really get that big before tsla merger either. Yes Elon needs it to be higher than TSLA but they can't make SpaceX have a 2.5T valuation and TSLA at 1.3T, more likely SPCX at 2T and TSLA at 1-1.5T Dec 2026
Money flowing from TSLA to SPCX and vice-versa. Zero sum game there.
Regardless...If you bought TSLA early you did pretty well no?
They don't. This is like when everyone thought Polestar, Rivian, Lucid, etc were going to make TSLA go bankrupt. But it's even more skewed towards SpaceX - you can't just build a rocket company.
what do you guys think of these price targets and the implied CAGR? AMD to $2.5T in 2031: 25.8% TSLA to $8.5T in 2035 (Elon's comp package): 26.6% BTC to $200k in 2029 (next 4 year high): 46.5% NVDA to $7T by 2031: 5.3%
TSLA will be $400 soon reversal incoming
I need Elon to pump his entire net worth into buying TSLA futes before EOD. That’d be nice.
If TSLA Vs, I'm gonna beat my schematic to completion
I own TSLA and it' s a sound company, financially
# TSLA needs to go really high today. That’d be coolio.
SPCX will be used for financial crime just like TSLA. Nobody should be surprised by these crazy nonsensical moves
Fucking FINALLY TSLA broke 327 JFC it shouldn't be this hard to move, damn
STC 10x TSLA 8/14 350c @0.19 1.43 -> 0.19; 87% loss. Ah well.
STC 10x TSLA 8/14 350c @0.19 1.43 -> 0.19; 87% loss. Ah well.
Good shit. I think you'll be right again. Just like TSLA the SPCX will be overvalued
Yeah 2025 taught me a little bit about that subject. TSLA did very unexpected things. Now I know only to short with momentum and get out quickly.
SPCX Val makes TSLA look like Berkshire
My TSLA calls are down only -90%, there is still hope
Sold my MU 875 call yesterday before the bell just to bag hold TSLA 330C
anyone know why TSLA tanking? and Calls or no?
TSLA bulls are gonna be so poor by 2028
Calls on META, TSLA, GOOG now
TSLA what are you doing.. please go up
I play TSLA and NVDA calls. Guess which one I full ported.
I hate TSLA but now that he has a deal with NVDA that could total trillions I don't know what to do. dilemma
I hope TSLA grinds slowly back to double digits.. Just down $1 every day until 2028 would be perfection.
I don't think I've ever seen premiums this low on TSLA
Was honestly expecting TSLA uppies bullshit. Nice to see it bleed, at least.
My TSLA 0dte calls do not look that good
I have TSLA from several months after it was issued. Not enough to retire from unfortunately. My newest is a company called Oramed (ORMP.) Oramed’s CEO’s mother holds the patent for oral insulin. They had a great phase II, raised a ton of money and then phase III failed. They began using the cash to invest in other companies and transferred the patents to one of their holdings. Fast forward and a Chinese licensee of the patents winds up acing their Phase III and soon diabetics in China will be able to take insulin orally, without injections. The licensing revenue from the Chinese market looks great but their Phase III methodology plus sifting through the ashes of the FDA failed trial yields massive clues as to why the phase III failed and now a new, fully funded phase III trial will begin and should succeed. ORMP’s largest holding is in Alpha Tau Medical which keeps going up and to the right. The market cap for ORMP is LESS THAN the value of their DRTS holdings which means that there is a rare mis-price opportunity plus further upside from both DRTS and a turn around venture called Lifeward (LFWD.) Lifeward was a dumpster fire until Oramed’s CEO and his mother brought in cash (and the oral insulin patents) and took major board seats. They’ve brought in a new CEO (formerly of Medtronic) and have resolved insurance reimbursement challenges in the US. I don’t have an upside price on ORMP yet but they’ve got multiple shots on goal and picked up some institutional investment when they got added to some indexes recently.
Sounds like for "good time" = low-ish price AND low volatility (IVRANK) MarketChameleon can help with that https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/NVDA/IV/ > NVDA implied volatility (IV) is 38.2, which is in the 40% percentile rank. This means that 40% of the time the IV was lower in the last year than the current level. The current IV (38.2) is -6.0% below its 20 day moving average (40.6) indicating implied volatility is trending lower. https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/TSLA/IV/ > TSLA implied volatility (IV) is 37.1, which is in the 0% percentile rank. This means that 0% of the time the IV was lower in the last year than the current level. The current IV (37.1) is -16.7% below its 20 day moving average (44.6) indicating implied volatility is trending lower. Seasonality may also come into play - in recent years, buying EV leaps (TLSA, RIVN) in Sept/Oct pullback, holding through the Nov/Dec/Jan rally, and then selling late Jan/Feb worked out well
**BanBet Lost** — /u/That-Ranger-4341 (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $330.42 → $303.86 | -8.0% | 1d | Lost |
Justify to whom? The valuation is what the price is on a given day. TSLA is still $1.3T company that has grown over last six years. SPCX is still $1.76T. You can keep yelling that the "valuation is not justified!!" and it won't make any difference. Keep saying crwv is trash, crwv is dogshit. It will happen if you keep saying those things
Also Low earth orbit can not support too many satellites, so they have to go to upper orbits, but there we have even more radiation. So they will end up with higher launch costs + need atleast 3x hardware to have redundancies, making whole system cost 3-5x compared to earth based datacenters. It's just a gimmick for pumping stock, IMO stock is their main product, just like TSLA.
Anyone notice TSLA is hard to trade. Looks like it is shorted at every Key level and takes your premium before it makes a move.
Something big has to be sold off over the next couple of months to generate the 2 trillion in cash needed to buy OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs. Most likely GOOGl, TSLA, AAPL, AMZN, or even MSFT again. 😆😂
Anyone ever watch that Henry guy on YouTube? Seems like a retard who got lucky on a TSLA yolo once and now is giving financial advice. His stock picks are basically all memes lol
And it could *easily* do 400% from here, far far more easily and more quickly than GOOG or TSLA could do 400%. The payoff just simply isn't worth the risk you're taking, no matter how stupid you think the move is on HTZ
TSLA pumping yet my calls barley moving
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 2W - 0L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $240.00 (below) | $334.91 | -28.3% | Aug 25, 2:20 PM |
TSLA random rocket day, right on schedule
TSLA pumps to 333 them just instantly drops back down
Just for that I'm getting a TSLA put too
We're about due for a nonsensical TSLA rocket day.
OP obviously isn't looking at the big picture. Of the top 20 stocks it's only TSLA that's down bad so far this year. META has also corrected -10%. Except for these the top 20 gained this year so far in the past few months.
I'm looking at buying some vol in TSLA and SPCX... looks cheap at the moment
https://preview.redd.it/sym7dhemnoih1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2aec7b744292599a4df50a9efd7e4c4531c764 $TSLA Block orders. bye bye calls.
i trade within minutes mainly MU and TSLA
I went to Wendy’s today. Not for an application but a baconator cuz I swung $TSLA poot’s ! 😣😖🤦🏻♂️
The financials don't justify the valuation, but the market can stay irrational for a long time and may do so here, particularly because fanboys prop it up. Valuation is driven by the assumption it will dominate industries that don't exist. Right now they make (lose) money by selling internet subscriptions... not a bad one to swing trade if you want to trade on vibe rather than financials. See also TSLA's valuation as robotics-juggernaut they wish it was rather than car company it actually is.
Make $TSLA puts Great again !!
Mag 7 YTD check-in: 🟢 $AMZN: +22% 🟢 $NVDA: +15% 🟢 $AAPL: +13.7% 🟢 $GOOGL: +13.4% 🟢 $MSFT: +7% 🔴 $META: -8.5% 🔴 $TSLA: -24%
I hate earnings beats, what happened to the good ol' double TSLA miss style pumps
Bunch of green candles on various tickers (TSLA, GOOG, AAPL) during that dump. looks more like someone big got out of semi's and rotated to mag7
Swung $TSLA puts cause Cathie loves to average in -20-30% usually lol
TSLA and SpaceX got the best circlejerk going. FOH. Yeah I’m bitter lol
i make money on TSLA puts daily lol
+3k in TSLA 0DTE CCs. Thanks theta.
Relocate BTC money into either TSLA, CRWD, PLTR or CRCL?
Still up overall for the day and got calls on SPCX and TSLA...I figure that Musk aint going to lose money in the long run and they are dated a bit out...should I sell them and lock in gains or just ride it out. Up about 5% atm.
I just read the most retarded shit and funnily enough it wasn’t on WSB. Guy leverages to buy TSLA, and is teetering on the edge of getting margin called. A comment suggests he take out a LoC on his TSLA shares to avoid getting margin called. First of all this screams I’ve never done this, but the ingenuity in these retards to think it’s possible. Like I can’t believe yall on here haven’t stepped your game up like this. Buy stocks on margin, borrow full equity value against your position. Use the borrowed funds to buy the dip. It’s an infinite money glitch. *disclaimer* it doesn’t work this way
In college my econ professor was asked a similar question to OPs. This was years ago now so I think the question itself was about exposure to TSLA. His response was "The only surefire way to avoid having tesla affect your portfolio is to invest in the market 10 years ago, before tesla went public. Of course we had a lot of other things to worry about around that time." Alluding to the 2008 recession.
Consider the hypothetical scenario where TSLA goes up by 50% on day 1 and then down by 50% on day 2. TSLL is up 100% on day 1 and down 100% on day 2. High volatility will eat at your TSLL return
Lol "rotating to TSLA for safety", is that like when Elizabeth Holmes rotated her investments into Enron for safety? WSB-maxing condirmed
Market rotating to TSLA and SPCX for safety.
TSLA is +0.05% over the last year. TSLL is -28.88% over the same time period. I’m sure you’ve already thought this through
LOL happened to be with TSLA -$80K in less than 10secs
I only make money when I buy fake companies like ASTS TSLA RKLB LMFAO
GOOGL has no cards. Usually with most stocks you have 2:1 to 3:1 calls to puts, hell even TSLA is 2:1 in calls right now. Not GOOGL tho, there is no confidence due to C suite silence and not tempering market fears.
At higher interest consumer suffering Housing and Auto, EV, sales down $TSLA, Robotaxi just App ride $LYFT $UBER Waymo YoY sales down China EV everywhere globally EV credit no more Humanoid robots story after 5-10 years for consumers, not now
MSFT, META, AMZN, TSLA green
$TSLA. What good news left ? Or just give 3 Trillion to Elon for cash burning $SPCX ?
Probably META and TSLA. Nominal earnings hit for META. Capex isn’t as scary with the recent jobs numbers. TSLA and spacex are overvalued hype.. but they just boosted the hicken heck out of NVDA. NVDA has been pushing robotics for some time. TSLA is pivoting to humanoid robots. Jensen is at the center of the circle. 1 + 2 =4.
Yeah I agree, and TSLA is no AAPL. The fact that AAPL was able to hold margins and penetrate Chinese markets was crazy to me
To enter TSLA is to do what? There's little left for it to grow now that Elon doesn't control Trump anymore. Maybe if Elon works at the white house again after the mid term, the stock may go up. Other than that, cars are super expensive, electric cars are even more expensive and stupid bc of the range. The Chinese already made their own version of electric cars and so did everybody else. Plus Tesla cars are known to have horrible quality defects, excluding the Cyber Truck, that's just a toy some dipshit interns put together overnight.
Nothing makes me feel better more than seeing SPCX & TSLA drillinggggg, both can drop 70% and still be overvalued. fuck eveybody who buys it
First time? Theres a stock called TSLA which is run by the same person as SPCX