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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Don't forget Elon too lol. Whenever he opens his mouth then TSLA will dumps.....
I'm also bag holding TSLA stock from $480
Full ported ATM 2x long TSLA calls (TSLL) exp on Friday. Wish me luck. Tell me why it won’t work
Unironically, WSB doing better than most hedge funds the past decade. We called TSLA and NVDA run ups
Yeah bro TSLA is allergic to anything over 490
600 of it is locked up in RVPH contracts that dwindled down to $0.01 a contract and as a result can't be sold [have to be at least $0.05, they just got BTFO'd by the FDA so that isn't happening within the next fiscal year]. So it's even less than that. Should probably go all in on TSLA but haven't traded them since June when Elon got on twitter and we saw the massive sell off from $360 to $290. I had calls that week blew up my account once vowed to stay away from TSLA like the plague.
Was making bank off of TSLA earlier this year in May. Went all in on May 30th, then watched in horror while Elon ripped his crack pipe and TSLA tumbled from $360 to $290, rode the fall all the way down. Later on same thing happened with CRWV. Almost made a significant portion back with $300 AAPL calls for Jan 16. AAPL peaked Dec 3rd then fell below $280 for the rest of the month. Poured $6k into RVPH, med penny stock that had a very good subreddit community. FDA denied their application, requested an additional Phase 3. Overnight stock dropped from nearly $0.70 to the $0.20s and the stock options dwindled to a penny per contract. Now going all in with the remnants and dregs of what I had and throwing everything against the Santa Rally, puts on the SPY, last ditch effort to recoup something, anything. Lost $1800 today and going to lose everything come Monday unless we get a pullback, which probably ain't gonna happen cuz Santa Rally. This was my first year trading, tried to walk away after my first $13k loss but kept thinking I could win it back. Now I am deeply in debt and have virtually tripled my first big loss and am simply depressed. Seeing this subreddit and videos on YouTube has entirely changed my perspective on money and finances and as a result will never be satisfied making what people make in a single trade in a year. But now it is looking like I will have to work an additional 10 years straight and stay far away from Robinhood just to pay off debts and avoid bankruptcy. Wish life came with a do-over button but I'm a fuck up, life expectancy definitely redefined this year.
Can still put that 1,500 in TSLA
Good luck sir, that stock does not trade on normal fundamentals. I will be really happy if it implodes one day. Same goes for TSLA
TSLA got smashed EOD down almost 1% in last 15 minutes, someone must have made money there
TSLA has to buy silver. LoL.
TSLA more about the bond market. Which of course affects stocks but indirectly. But, yes, probly worth more concern than it’s getting. We did elect a bunch of maroons, OK w a $37 Trillion deficit, so we get what we deserve, I guess
TSLA calls, expect dumping
You can see the exact moment where the N word was said on the 1 month chart for TSLA
And just like that I’m holding TSLA puts for next week
Because 650 is still 5% more than I sold for lol, so probably mental illness on my part. But I was watching intently and hoping it'd keep going down. Then I would've bought. Not to be contrarian but just to share my POV > Dollar down so more thrown into equities I use DXY to track the value of the dollar. Since I sold out in July, DXY went from 98.4 to 97.8. A couple weeks ago it was at nearly 100. So essentially no change over the timeframe I sold out. > profits continue to soar, profit margin averages near ATHs SPY's PE ratio is higher now than in July when I sold. > rate cuts The dot plot is unchanged since I sold and there's been no substantial sentiment change around rates since July, has there? The fed has been easing rates and that was priced in / understood well before July. Since July the Fed has done 2 25point cuts which were both telegraphed and known well ahead of time according to cmegroup.com. I'm just salty I lost and will end up having to chase an assumption to make up the difference, then will buy back in. But in my mind I've been sitting here every day thinking WTF the market is being carried by like three stocks (NVDA, GOOGL, TSLA) and the second something makes them go down I can buy in, but it just didnt happen.
Omg fuck TSLA. Sold for a loss, I'm over it
First learn how to scrap you TSLA regard…
Is TSLA still a good ticker to buy? Seems like it’s already on the top end of value. Just a novice asking here.
Warm-up with 3 sets of refreshing WSB to get the blood pumping, then hit 5 sets of SPY 0DTE calls expiring today (failure mandatory), superset with 4 sets of NVDA weeklies at ATH for pure FOMO hypertrophy, move on to 3 sets of TSLA lotto puts because “it feels toppy,” followed immediately by AMRAP PLTR calls until conviction or account balance gives out, cool down with 2 light sets of AMD sympathy plays, and finish the workout with a brutal drop set of GME/AMC based solely on a single comment that says “something’s brewing,” ending with a protein shake made of cope, screenshots of unrealized gains, and telling yourself tomorrow you’ll size smaller (you won’t).
Yeah tell that to my pre double split TSLA shares bro. See you in the drive thru.
I always laugh when I see[ Lidar Stocks.](https://finance.yahoo.com/quotes/LAZR,AEVA,INVZ,HSAI,OUST,ARBE,LIDR,MVIS/) I did a lot of research on them a couple of years ago. Today, most except for HSAI are at or near historical lows. OUST only look good because people forget the 1:30 reverse split. There are too many players and the technology still has short falls relating to signal degradation with age and various environmental condition affecting it. For me, it is stay away due to technology issues and too many players to know the winner. Remember TSLA only uses camera. In the automotive segment, I personally feel they will need a combination of camera, radar and Lidar to get to the safety numbers for true autonomy. For building security / surveillance, any may be good but the technology shortfalls still over ride it be completely economical. Good Luck.
$TSLA TO $480 please and ty
You could’ve held TSLA/AAPL/MSFT/META/AMZN for a year and had some returns, or held SLV for 3 days and came out ahead of all of them.
I wish TSLA could get a low volume pump
Someone just put $41.5 Million into $510 $TSLA calls this is wild someone must know something
Dude, stop buying puts on TSLA for your own good. We all know it's 5-10x overvalued using a FCF or EPS model, but it genuinely does not trade on fundamentals. When people say it trades as a meme stock, to be more precise, it trades on short-term options activity and the subsequent price action that results when market makers (who buy or sell options) need to buy or sell the underlying to cover up their underlying. Consider TSLA vs. MSFT and BRK.B. I chose these because they are also two megacaps in the trillion dollar club and because they have similar prices per stock, meaning that the value of each options contract will be similar. Now look at how much difference there is between the option volume for the 0DTE: |Underlying|Current Price|Call Volume|Put Volume| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |[TSLA](https://optioncharts.io/options/tsla)|480.09|831,847|542,274| |[MSFT](https://optioncharts.io/options/msft)|487.47|30,369|13,214| |[BRK.B](https://optioncharts.io/options/brkb)|498.20|1,652|1,228| TSLA has nearly 30 times the 0DTE call volume of MSFT and more than 500 times the 0DTE call volume of BRK.B. Those stocks trade on expectations of future earnings, TSLA trades on arbitrage and hedging. You might think you're smarter than an army of apes, but they're going to rip your arms off until enough of them leave.
TSLA hold a pump challenge impossible difficulty
HOLY !!! someone just bought 41.5 million dollar $510 $TSLA calls someone must know something
oh yes, TSLA also fucked me good, call options I sold at -50% 15 mins ago are now itm
Still 3 hours for TSLA to absolutely ream my hole 🤤
Over Xmas dinner I found out who and why people are buying TSLA to all time highs They think by this time next year, Elon will have AI robots in every house and robotaxi will wipe out Uber and Waymo
BTO 2x TSLA 1/2 480c @8.95 BTO 2x SLV 1/2 68p @2.2
BTO 2x TSLA 1/2 480c @8.95
Thanks for taking the time to respond to my points one by one. Let's start with SpaceX IPO. They recently sold at valuation of $800 billion so with $25 billion in revenue, that's a P/S of 32. Even if they do reach the $1.5 trillion circulated by some media outlet, that's still a P/S of 60. I will be the first to admit if I am wrong if it IPO's above $1 trillion. RKLB is still more expensive today that what SpaceX will IPO at in 2026. 1. You proved my point, they need to continue to raise money just to stay relevant whether to invest in R&D or acquire new tech/companies. 2. R&D will continue to be high, even after Neutron, just to keep pace. And until robots and AI can build space systems faster and more efficiently, the labor costs associated with building space systems and rockets will continue to eat at the margin. 3. Thank you. Yet they're trading with absolutely zero risk. Even TSM is trading at a discount because of its geopolitical risk. 4. The difference in the cost of Falcon9 (\~$65-$70 million) and Neutron (\~55 million) is not that wide for most companies when SpaceX can launch almost 200 times a year now from both coasts, and they're likely to drive launch costs lower and lower in the next few years. Can RKLB afford to compete head to head on cost alone, or availability? 5. ASTS can't afford to wait for RKLB (that's if Neutron is suitable for the 6500 kg satellites) and as far as New Glenn, Amazon and Blue Origin have more immediate plans for Kuiper. 6. I disagree, it may bring up more investors leading up to the IPO but most will flee once the real numbers behind SpaceX and Starlink, it won't make sense to own second fiddles, almost exactly like TSLA vs. RIVN/LCID.
Your mom is a TSLA bol?
Omg I understand why TSLA is going to 0. Options chain expiring today is wildly bullish. The call to put open interest is like 10-1at every strike
Bought back TSLA at 474 and 474.5; what a dive! 😋
Had the option to get TSLA or MSFT puts...I took MSFT :sadpepe:
TSLA puts looking juicy as fuck. 👀
Scalped TSLA calls for 1.4k. Only 1.9k down today now I guess
cmon TSLA regards pump it one last time for me
TSLA bulls experiencing what TSLA 🐻 feel like every other day
If this drop gets 40x bigger on TSLA, It'll get close to a realistic valuation
Im gna need TSLA to V to 490 please
"For my next trick, I will make 1 month of your profits disappear for no reason"- TSLA
META and TSLA is screwing me so good
Damnit sold my puts too soon on TSLA….thought it will bounce at 476
TSLA has been selling for 1 hour straight
We've been rooting for you this whole time. Fuck TSLA
TSLA calls for free money. Them regards aint going to let this be under for long
TSLA 5 min charts looks like staircase straight to hell lmao
I bought TSLA, MU, and META calls at the open and Sold GLD, SPY, NVDA calls…. I’m regarded
Damn, did TSLA mention their car business or something?
Why TSLA I full porter calls for next week
TSLA is just slowly dying 📉
Someone is buying a whopping $4.4M in $TSLA puts...for Jan 2026
Whales have ordained that TSLA will bleed today on this low-volume day. I’m here for it
calls on TSLA here?
TSLA dropping like a rock in water
Van Eck claiming excessive risk is being punished when TSLA is pretty much 500
Wow, TSLA was actually allowed to be fucking red for a day
TSLA to 0 by noon for whatever reason
TSLA 480p are doing me justice rn
TSLA 482p about to be 5x LMAO
how're my TSLA $495 fd's loo...oh my god.
The TSLA 490C were bait ... GUH
I could've sold my TSLA call for +300 earlier and now it's at -300. Nice
please if there’s a Santa, let TSLA lose 479 support so it can go to 476
Hey step TSLL what are you doing to my TSLA 🫦😩💦🤤
I was told TSLA is supposed to be fraudulent and regarded. Why no 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀???
I think next year will be fun, the euphoria phase is passing for ai, they’ll get all their IPOs out and have a big parade, talk every day how its “early innings”, “1996” but going forward it’s going to be show me the money because the market already made it so with ORCL and big money knows it. Even TSLA has to do something besides empty promises.
Can TSLA drop another 1% WTF is this
TSLA when I don't have calls: 📈📈📈📈📈📈 for 40 weeks straight TSLA the second I buy calls: 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
Holy total protonic reversal on TSLA batman
TSLA pick a fucking direction
Slammin TSLA 490 puts shortly. Probably gonna be a rip me
At this point just let TSLA hit 500 already. Meme stock still alive on retard strength
TSLA. What causes a man's heart to be full of this kind of neutrality
Boomers are getting confused with groq and grok. NVDA and TSLA will both pump
"Would you still love me if I wasn't volatile?" -TSLA
lol MarketWatch trying to pump TSLA, why do I even pay for this crap
TSLA to 500 chop chop. I don't wanna hold these gross calls anymore
So, because I'm losing money on TSLQ, which is inverse TSLA, the higher the losses are on the position, the more I can put against my earnings/ gains this year. It should just about cancel out my profits, while setting me up for next year to be the year where I take some decent profits and have freed up some more liquidity by taking the loss
TSLA to 500 today? Nah TSLA to like 490 in premarket and then rugpull at open is the pattern now
TSLA just drop 5…7… maybe 10% please
TSLA is green so guess Santa didn't want to give me my present this year
Hey I can't read TSLA anywhere!
I mean, decoupled from reality, due diligence, or any concept of fundamentals... I dont know what TSLA is, but that stock ticker does not correlate with car sales.
And TSLA for some fucking reason.
Not to mention that TSLA has a history of over promising and not delivering
Thats what a TSLA employee told me about TSLA as a company and look where they are.