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VRDR found a gem, starting to get noticed (DD research)
VRDR found a gem and starting to get noticed, pull it up now
Imagine buying $TSLA and $SPCX now when Elon will be investigated for election interference / stock manipulation and dare I say it...potential war crimes within a month.
Follow up to my strangle post: same TSLA trade three ways, with real numbers
$TSLA - Cybertruck is out at Gigafactory Texas soon
Basically all in on these three
Tesla, SpaceX Shares Take Early Hit as Midterm Blue Wave Unfolds
DOW30 pumping 1250 points pre market after numbers show Dems swept congress. SPCX and TSLA down -4.50% pre.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | November 1, 2026
Trump vows to protect Musk, floats pre-emptive staff pardons
I’m the guy with TSLA loss porn early in the week trying to buy puts, I revenge traded and made almost all of it back…
Sundar nearly ended my ass twice through earnings, but at least FTNT and TSLA puts saved me
Isn’t it weird that TSLA stock is detached for the reality for THIS long
The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
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If we're talking criminal charges --- Trump is POTUS so that makes it tough. ... And Merrick Garland slow-walked everything and failed miserably. Elon? ... He can't be fired from SpaceX with 79% voting rights. Same with X and Neuralink. ... Tesla he CAN be fired with 15% votes buuuuut ... TSLA shareholders worship Musk and think he's critical to stock price. ... Not sure NVDA feels the same. So ... Jensen's board had enough. The NVDA share price is plummeting. He also debatably committed serious crimes by given top level chip technology from America to China --- MASSIVE, MASSIVE geopolitical shit storm. He very well might be criminally charged when a non-rapist, non-crook POTUS is back in charge.
Unlike TSLA and SPCX, where some crowd believes there is a "CEO premium" attached the valuation, NVDA is actually one of the most profitable companies in the world. They got there because they have a wide and deep moat on what has essentially become a critical component. Jensen or not, that moat does not change. Take your tech giants, AAPL AMZN GOOGL MSFT CEO's have all changed. Take your several decades to over hundred year old blue chip companies - of course their CEO's would have changed out of necessity. Businesses still running and growing? Check.
NVDA Investors are just a cult like TSLA. Reality will catch up.
Elmo hires Jensen prior to TSLA/SPCX merger. TSLA goes to $1000.
Personally I think TSLA will cross $400 soon . Not a financial advise do your own research
Rotating into TSLA to *avoid* key man risk in late 2026 is certainly a choice.
Jensen signing TSLA hiring documents. 💯🫡🤨
I might buy TSLA is haung is going there
The NVDA saga is going to put pressure on all founder led companies like Meta and TSLA
I looked at GOOG, META, AAPL, and TSLA. They all have fewer trades in the past few quarters.
TSLA chilling around 390 like nothing happen
Who is next ? TSLA/SPCX shareholders shaking in their pants rn
TSLA bros are good nobody want to have sex with Elon
TSLA bros are good nobody want to have sex with Elon
There's companies out there in Nasdaq bombing children (PLTR?) or fucking them (TSLA?) and you think cheating somehow have an impact
NVDA's valuation is based on selling products, TSLA's valuation is based on fraudulently overpromising products. NVDA investors can be scared off by the prospect of selling fewer products. TSLA investors who are scared of that are long gone. Everyone who's left can only be scared by the failure to continue to fraudulently overpromise.
except AMD & AVGO. oddly I think TSLA might moon also?
👆 That said.. I disagree it’s priced in. I don’t want to hear about pricing in while TSLA or spacex maintains their market cap. There is no magic man behind the counter, this is all vibes and feels
What would happen to TSLA if Elon was suddenly out
Jensen as the TSLA Head of Optimus sex robots project! 💯🫡🤨
Calls on TSLA to deliver Optimus sex robots to ALL COMPANY EXECUTIVES! 💯🫡🤨
You don't understand what meme stocks are. NVDA is making real money hands over fist, has rather low multiples and earnings keep backing it up. TSLA is another deal entirely in terms of valuation.
I'm making more from shorting NVDA than TSLA at this point
Calls on TSLA to deliver Optimus sex robots to ALL COMPANY EXECUTIVES! 💯🫡🤨
\> NVDA without Jensen is like TSLA without Elon. The stock is gonna crashed hard in the short term Need more help, jackass?
Now TSLA dumping what’s going on
> NVDA without Jensen is like TSLA without Elon. Good lord I hope no one ever takes investment advice from you if you believe this.
NVDA without Jensen is like TSLA without Elon. The stock is gonna crashed hard in the short term
TSLA should be at zero with this news
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The problem to me is that I feel that Jensen is to much for NVDA it's like TSLA or SPCX you cant think of those companies without their CEO's, there are companies that you don't ever care about their CEO but NVDA may not I think I needs of Jensen
TSLA is at 400+ AMD can still triple
TSLA and SPCX would be worth 1/100 of current value without Musk cultists, though. As companies they're really not much to look at.
Look at Musk and TSLA and SPCX. Buy the company, not the man.
TSLA key man risk is 100 times higher
if Elon got dropped from TSLA and SPCX tomorrow, you dont think the stock would crater 30%?
Shouldn't spcx dying kill TSLA too since the entire narrative is that spcx will pay a premium for TSLA (That they won't be able to afford if spcx tanks and tsla doesn't)?
I had a TSLA position that was expiring today at $397.5 strike. It would have been a .39 premium to about 5.39+++ premium as soon as it shot up to $398…. But I had to cut my loss when I read there was no other announcement for the afternoon. Although, it wouldve been super nice if it rallied another +$15.00
TSLA didn’t have the balls to break 400 🤦🏻♂️
Throw it all in TSLA 0DTE puts
TSLA also still has some intrinsic value of you subtract the over-valued grift parts of it. But that doesn't make it not a cult. Same will likely be true for NVDA stock in the future.
NVDA stock is going to become the next TSLA/Bitcoin-like cult. It's period of high earnings growth will crash as the AI CapEx bubble pops, and Jensen Huang's true character and grifting will be exposed. But there's going to be so many people invested in the stock that it's going to turn into a cult that doesn't care about fundamentals and is always trying to pump the stock anyways.
Nice catch on those TSLA $400 calls. The real challenge now is not turning one winning exit into three more entries just because the stock keeps running. That's a trap with moon too. Once you've taken profit, the next position needs its own reason to exist instead of pure FOMO.
WSB can pull off a SNDK rally like TSLA before stock split
SNDK to $2300. It is going to pull a TSLA before stock split.
TSLA wants 400 but needs some gasssssss
Need SNDK to pull a TSLA like run up to $2000 before stock split
Need SNDK to pull a TSLA like run up to $2000 before stock split
Oh I know. Let me liquidate all my nvda that’s down 30% and dump it all into TSLA that’s up 20% in two days! 🤡
TSLA wants $400 back
It's always nice to see how the efficient market works! TSLA: \- Declining profits \- PE 400+ \- Forward PE infinity \- Elon will be investigated =>Pump it! NVDA: \- Increasing profits \- PE 22 \- Forward PE 11 \- Jensen has some fun => Flush that shit!
TSLA investors are betting the new Dem senetor is going to be a newbie not able to do anything
Lol TSLA pumping pumping pumping. PE now back to 470
Ahh the only way gain from TSLA options is to be a biggest regard. Congrats but don't go more regard on next one lmao
TSLA ready for take off? 🚀🔥 Also quick update - Turned my last $12 into $54 on call spreads, now I just need to repeat a few more times until I can make rent/bills and afford food again 🤗🙏🏻
TSLA ticking up every morning. Back to 400 we go
Wow. TSLA.. that is why you never fight against a “zealot” with a bunch of followers.. what do they call that? Hmmm..🤔
TSLA will drop after I sell my puts so buy calls
WAHAHAHA the immediate selling on TSLA when I grab a call
55k in 3 minutes from TSLA unreal, thank you elon
I rode in a cyber cab yesterday. I’m buying TSLA today.
You forgot the real bubbles which are TSLA and SPCX
I usually don't add too much in because it can go the other way and quickly erase your premium. But a 30-40% chance to more than 3x your avg cost can be quite lucrative if you do it in the right stock(I usually do TSLA/NVDA for this especially now)
Is TSLA gonna go ballistic tomorrow?
TSLA is probably the most manipulated stock in the market. Idk how people can play it.
Swung NVDA 177.5 calls and TSLA 375 puts race to hell. House money but not hopeful 😂
This is nice o/n movement on TSLA. Gonna sell some worthless 0DTR options to idiot TSLA bulls tomorrow.
Indeed! But most of all I wondered if this post was just an attempt to pump TSLA before the $21K is lost, or whether there really was a thesis behind this trade.
With all the uncertainty in the world, everyone is stampeding to safe havens such as TSLA and SPCX.
For real. Add AVGO, TSLA, META to that list of negative YTD’s
I got TSLA calls Let’s see what happens
You are wrong , just watch TSLA will cross $400 maybe $450 this month .
TSLA allergic to going up
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Odd-Letter-3757 (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $381.15 → $360.00 | -5.5% | 1d | Lost |
One thing to keep an eye out is that the democrats in power will try to break up spacex (cuz too big and muh critical infrastructure) it doesn't mean they will succeed but they'll try. Expect lamenews media reporting nonstop it everywhere for months. If you thought holding TSLA was fun, wait til SPCX kicks into high gear.
how is TSLA not down more today?
TSLA and Apple to carry mag 7 lmao
It’s nice to see TSLA doing well on days like these. LMAO SMH
TSLA next leg up.. staying above 50 day ma..
That's a good check, and one I use too. If the stock has been moving more than the options are pricing in, you're not getting paid enough to sell. That's true whether it's a put, a strangle or a condor. The post was more about how the three setups compare on the same stock than about TSLA being a great sell this week. Fair point that it might not be.
Too cheap and expiration too close I wouldn’t sell TSLA premiums at all due to iv contraction. This is from mine AI bot and it usually knows what it’s doing. Pass on this cash-secured put sale. TSLA’s momentum-driven, stock-specific swings are underpriced: December implied volatility is 51% against 61% realized volatility. Earnings passed 20 days ago, and current premiums assume movement slows materially. TSLA trades at $375.58 within its $297–$499 annual range. The $43.2 expected move places the implied lower boundary at $332.38. The $330 put pays a $6.5 bid against $33000 committed, with a supplied 9% annualized return. The $350 put raises the bid to $11.15 and the supplied annualized return to 15%, while accepting assignment above that boundary and committing $35000. The intermediate strikes offer the same unfavorable exchange of greater downside exposure for more income.
I know 😂. In one of my accounts (that I’m not really supposed to trade in) I sometimes sell really really wide spreads. Like a 400/500 1DTE on TSLA for example. It’s basically naked but doesn’t require Level 3 options. The long call is like 0.01 per share.
Whatever happened to MSFT should be happening to TSLA but MMs are ass
TSLA is basically at the same price it was five years ago.
Here's the TSLA setup I used for the numbers. The $360 put and $392.50 call are both outside the expected move for the week (about ±$19), with no earnings before Friday. Card shows bid prices, so it's a little under the mid prices in the post. https://preview.redd.it/outvx4m0jt0i1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821dbb5b2c59e60530228ec0952c2b856b9f50b9
After NVDA, next will be TSLA. Blue will go after him
Unfair that this news is affecting quality flying car companies like TSLA.
Who TF would be buying TSLA right now
TSLA is showing ultra-retardiness today