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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Does or has anyone ever traded APPLOVIN? Besides TSLA, its a difficult one. Any thoughts?
Sounds like TSLA is removing some safety monitors in Austin on 12/31/25 once they finish validation. 10x larger model to launch sometime Q1 2026. If the market brushes off the slow growth / EPS sharply declining narrative in Q1 2026, that will be a huge win for the bulls, as that suggests the AI narrative is start to catch on.
Easiest money right now, buy TSLA around $400-415, sell covered calls at $440-450 ish. If they get called away rinse and repeat. Weekly Premiums are crazy juicy.
TSLA opens at 480 the dumps all day tomorrow
TSLA pumping because electric car subsidies are done, we’re going to drill baby drill, burn “clean coal” and there aren’t enough batteries. That checks out.
TSLA and PLTR are green. No we are not fucked.
last week TSLA was the bol safe haven, this week it is PLTR, and so many of u retarded bers downvoted the fuck out of me everytime i bring it up
Prior to the IPO, SpaceX is a private company and as such can offer shares to TSLA investors in a pre-IPO offering. Or, SpaceX can sell a portion of the company to Tesla. There are lots of things that can be done immediately prior to IPO to offer TSLA investors priority. Each one is just a headache.
!banbet TSLA $480 48hrs
Kimbal sold 56k shares of TSLA today, must be nice to have a rich brother that just gives you shares :(
If our first use of the moon is for a fuckin chat bot data center, that’s when you know we have reached bubble levels. We don’t even have a moon base and regards are thinking why yes let’s do a moon data center. Unfucking believable the amount of copium in TSLA related stocks.
SCAM companies I hope make a new 52 low this week - TSLA/PLTR/OKLO/ORCL/MSTR
hopefully CVNA because we want to see TSLA hit 0.
First to 500 - CVNA or TSLA? place your bets regards
Ah so another way to inflate TSLA value 🤣🤣
Elon has repeatedly stated that he wants to find a way to allow TSLA investors priority for SpaceX stock if and when it goes public. There's a lot of logistical nightmares to that, but he's said it consistently over the years, most recently at the Tesla Q3 Earnings call.
Like TSLA and PLTR right
I call BS. Elon hates Tesla being public so much, and he never misses an opportunity to point it out (you guys remember "taking TSLA private tweet?) so there is 0 chances of SpaceX going public. He toyed with the idea of branching Starlink out and IPOing that tho...
SpaceX 1.5 trillion IPO next year, with TSLA expected 50% run-up first quarter, we finna have our first trillionaire. Incredible stuff.
TSLA green, PLTR green, CVNA green Ber celebrating 0.001% "red" while theta eats their ass Ber fuk
Omg you have FSD? Wow really. Try it out and hope you don’t die, literally no one trusts that shit. Everytime I’m near a wankpanzer I have to pay extra attention on the road in case there is a dumbass that paid 15k to be a beta tester on a death machine that rattles off the lot. TSLA should be sued for the “FSD” nonsense. You must be one of those musk nut jobs holding up one of the most overvalued stocks in the entire market. Good luck to you. I won’t short it becuase of retards like you, but wish for the death of that stock.
Stop selling TSLA please
An investment in TSLA taught me the value of individual stocks. Hearing about all the worries about Carvana's bsuiness practices as they get aded to the S&P 500 and relaizing crypto "stocks" like MSTR are now in VTI is making me less and less confident in indexes.
Quick everyone just hide in TSLA ! Its safe in here
Who watched that obvious VR control Optimus bot video yesterday and thought "I'm loading up on TSLA" These TSLAstans are mentally unwell and it somehow works out
Omg TSLA down $.5, better pump it $1.5
Continue to sell TSLA around 452.3 (cost 444.5) and took profit, 💰😆💰
TSLA dump yesterday followed by pump today makes perfect sense.
damn my portfolio is too volatile, time to buy some safe haven stocks such as TSLA, CVNA and APP
Bro why is TSLA ripping but not NVDA literally regarded
Agree with RIVN. This is the point where TSLA was before the launch of Model 3. Burning cash. Unprofitable. Never going to make money with existing capacity. After that…TSLA boomed. Won’t be same magnitude of upside with RIVN but 2026 will be a big year. And don’t forget partnership with VW. EVs are dead…just going through the valley of despair (where AI is heading by the way…).
Continue to sell TSLA around 451.4 (cost 444) and took profit, 💰😆💰
TSLA so ridiculous. Shit earnings, shit everything
$TSLA up 3% on news that their auto demand is down 20% worldwide and their AI robots are Actually Indians™️
Don't worry about this bearish price action. This is nothing more than a rotation to the highest quality stocks like TSLA, MSTR, and CVNA. Just keep buying the dip that keeps on dipping...
Apparently market-makers aren't pumping NVDA today, due to weekly options. They're pumping TSLA and GOOG; what else? I would pick ORCL, for a pre-ER run. Just got more ORCL at 220.15 let's see.
2030: Waymo has replaced every vehicle on the road with an autonomous vehicle. TSLA up 15% as analysts point out that Waymo has demonstrated the potential market for TSLA robotaxis once Elon figures it out
Exiting my positions in NVDA, AAPL, and META...schiller ratio. I bet $TSLA will have one of those head over heels drops the rest of the week.
TSLA you are absolutely unhinged
Do it TSLA, don’t be shy
How in the world is TSLA back up to these levels?
RIP to whomever bought my TSLA puts <3
Did someone buy TSLA puts? 🤣
seriously tho.. whats up with TSLA?.. This shit just refuses to accept a losing streak.. mf down 3% 1 day and up 2-3% for 4 days..
Continue to sell TSLA around 450 (cost 442.2) and took profit, 💰😆💰
TSLA and CVNA close 2nd and 3rd.
my GOOG long is taking off, 🚀🚀🚀 I told ya, NVDA-TSLA-GOOG combo is so strong; market-makers can't pump the market without them.
How the fuck is TSLA still $445
TSLA pumpers are upset that they have been passed in share price by CVNA. So they are wildly pumping. Which meme stock will drop first below 400?
I never bet against $MSTR or $TSLA. not because they don't deserve it, nor because my money is scared, but because my ego could not withstand losing to Saylor or Elon. like on a personal level it would destroy me.
BTC, TSLA AND PLTR NEED TO FUCKIN DIE MAN. For the good of humanity and a just civilization.
NVDA, GOOG and TSLA are the Iron triangle for my port. One of them will be up, regardless of broader market condition.
Sold more TSLA at 448.1 (cost 441.6) and took profit, 💰😆
TSLA made back the move from yesterday because you guys bought puts
Sold more TSLA at 447.8 (cost 438.3) and took profit, 💰😆
It’s going to be one of those regarded TSLA days
Sold more TSLA at 446.7 (cost 437.8) and took profit, 💰😆
Officially getting possession of my nuts back if TSLA hits 447
I just want to remind everyone that TSLA is near its ATH with plummeting sales and no robotaxis That is all
TSLA up but my calls ded
People who are longing TSLA today evidently know better than the company’s CFO, who sold $1.2M in shares yesterday.
Why $TSLA go rocket today? Should go down, not up......
all members of Mag7 down aside from TSLA and we're trading sideways. Are you not entertained?
$TSLA to fall below $400 again? ARK selling and downgrades seems to be the writing on the wall.
TSLA owners probobly buying tesla because they believe NVDA will deliver the h200 to china by loading up teslas and drive them there.
Sold more TSLA at 445.3 (cost 436.5) and took profit, 💰😆💰
Sold some TSLA at 444.5 (cost 435.3) and took profit, 💰😆💰
That’s right, TSLA. Stunt on these hoes 🕺🏽
You should know by now that TSLA puts are not allowed.
TSLA back to autopilot pumping. 678 by end of next week.
All the RED and somehow the only stock pumping is TSLA in which I have PUTS Fuck off
People holding AMZN, META and TSLA surely have a poster of Bezoa / Zuck / Musk hanging in their bedrooms. Simps
Whole week of nothing but negative news and TSLA rockets 🚀 up in a straight vertical line. Make it make sense.
I don't care if CVNA or TSLA or PLTR are a bubble I just care if some dumb ber thinks it's a bubble So I can make money Put it in the bag brokies
So, TSLA green and CVNA red - we're rotating back to the old scam today?
TSLA for literally no reason 🚀🚀🚀
TSLA on retard strength again
Let's say it together: Stop buying TSLA puts. Just let the fucker drop
Apple does what they do well but I wouldn't call them innovative aside from finding new ways to charge fees nowadays. I'm not talking about phones today but phones are a good example from like 10 years ago. Apple v ZTE/huawei, ZTE had great hardware for like a third of the price of apple, but apple had better security features, better camera, better software, etc. The US had to sanction them to keep from grabbing US marketshare and ZTE went under. BYD v TSLA is another one. TSLA led the way and BYD came in and undercut to the point where TSLA is in serious trouble if they don't innovate to justify the price difference. That's competition- but BYD, ZTE, Deepseek etc- all these companies get large direct subsidies form the government so they can charge lower prices and gain market share overseas.
Bubble me this: MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, META, GOOG combined are 400$ below ATH.
If TSLA can be above 400 then so can NVDA, PUSHHHHH
Google is the only mag7 that really looks good. TSLA is OK (but is of course fundamentally a dumpster fire)
I am holding NVDA, GOOG, TSLA and ORCL for Santa Rally.
I made 75% on TSLA puts yesterday. I may try again with the houses' money.
Who wants to gamble with TSLA Jan 2027 150 puts?