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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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It appears Elon Stans are selling their TSLA to buy SpaceX. I wouldnt be surprised once TSLA drops enough Elon will just merge everything
TSLA 337.5P Mon expiry... I know.
Strategy update: if no one knows wtf is going on, just trade individual stocks. SP500 is a split bag rn, it seems you can find truth in individual companies. LH, TSLA, PLTR look good
Oh no.... You mentioned buying stocks like MSFT and TSLA. Reddit will either tear you apart or call this AI slop.
This is actually the best advice. Don’t sell winners—much better to lose relatively small profits if things go south than miss out on massive gains from sitting and holding. My net worth would be triple what it is now if I’d simply held onto my basket from 15 yrs ago, which I thought I killed merely by doubling what now would be a small investment for me (TSLA, GOOG, MSFT). Bottom line: BUY AND HOLD YOUR WINNERS. SELL ONLY WHEN YOU NEED THE MONEY OR THINK THERE’S A BETTER PLAY TO ROTATE INTO. Invest new money in other stocks or accumulate more of your winners.
https://preview.redd.it/iu9lonmm7iug1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9207f5592afeef6a783be4f99ac3afe484c4287e Like $TSLA rallying Monday, already priced in…
5 most hated stocks on WSB 1. TSLA 2. PLTR 3. META 4. ORCL 5. DJT
Lol, no worries, FWIW it's entirely read access only, and isn't a requirement to post. Just an additional option that we hope will lead to more interesting content (e.g. "goes all in on TSLA puts right before earnings" > whole thread can watch the portfolio move in real time)
I would’ve waited to see if TSLA weekly RSI can dip to oversold territory and see if it can dip near 300 value… that being said, it’s probably gonna hit 300s soon
do you have Trader Work Station platform (interactive brokers platform)? First you need to compare the IV on the monthly contracts in comparison to back months, and the past year or so to determine what is high right now. Some things like the minner stock, naturally trade at high IVs to start with, so vol crush may not happen if your legit no in that instruments high IV range. Also selling strangles on naturally high IV stocks could be the end of your days, thats some crazy move. I was doing strangle strategies on the passive nomads sim using TSLA, and when the price rallied, you got smoked, and rolling them to following contracts was a waste of time, would of been better just selling the PUT side the entire time. I would test it first on a simulator like that, which can play 5Y of historic chart over a coffee as you sling your monthly contracts and so on, to see what really can unfold before you just short strangle high IV stocks.
OK, let's suppose you're right. 7.4% of SP500 is Nvidia. That's a pure AI play. Then the other tech giants are about 24%, and the overpriced dog TSLA is another 2.1%. Yet this big tech giants are only fractionally AI companies. Not much of APPL or MSFT comes from AI (and people *hate* Microsoft's AI and do what they can to disable it). So even if you imagine an AI-stripped version of the SP500, it still seems pretty expensive.
Gentlemen. . . Gentlemen, do not forget \~ You need willing sellers to go long \~ You need willing buyers to go short The key words here are "you" and "willing." Assume "you" is someone with plenty of capital & influence. You want to go big long on a stock. What do you do? To go big long, you need lots of willing sellers. How do you do that? Drum up fear in media, press, analyst price targets, etc etc. You can easily increase the number of sellers that way (for your long). \- - - - - So, ask yourself. Which side of this coin are we on or lean towards with SNAP at the current moment? Much easier to argue that there is an effort to get people to sell the stock meaning someone large is buying. Same thing happen with TSLA in 2019 (specifically April-June), massive bear bias pushed in media and price targets. Most should know what happen next, TSLA did over 20x in the next two years. If a stock is going to do anything big returnwise, there will be some period beforehand where it feels like the end.
Of course TSLA rises up after close.. don’t worry about me. I just needed that before close to pay my mortgage
you could've shorted TSLA at any time before today and you had to choose today 😬
Thank to our glorious 🥭leader, PLTR chart is going to look exactly like TSLA YTD chart 😭😭
Why is TSLA pumping after close?
I agree with your take on TSLA and SpaceX but couldn’t disagree more with your Nvidia take. According to 7 months ago, 85% of Nvidia revenue was from 6 customers. It isn’t hard to guess Meta, Amazon, Google, oracle, and probably Microsoft are 5 of them. The 6th is probably OpenAI which is the only one of those companies that I would consider a speculative entity. My point is nvidias revenue is pretty secure
I wanna get my crypto returns first, after that Tesla can go to hell. Never bought TSLA, Nio has made me some money though. I wonder if this is the reason Elon suddenly became pro Israel...
Good play TSLA will be at 480 at minimum once before exp
So the argument is "this time it's different". It might be. Yet there was a similar period of 'fastest change in history' in 2000. I still remember the [socket puppet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMYvqRJiOd8). The internet did pan out, hugely, but it took a while to reach the market enthusiasm of 1999. Yes, there is NVIDIA (which is supported by chip buying from more speculative entities, which in turn rent data centers from even more shaky entities). But there is also TSLA, the price of which is completely unjustified. Soon to be joined by SpaceX.
Ain't a better bear signal than the president shilling PLTR & TSLA 👌
TSLA puts were working out except today. God speed
I just bought 300 OTM TSLA puts for Monday expiration. I'm sure everything will work out fine - let's check back on Monday when I'm behind the Wendy's
Closed out my weekly TSLA puts for a 30% and couldnt be happier. Insane buying into the close
Remember when Trumpy was shilling TSLA and marveling that it’s all computer?
STC 3x TSLA 4/17 360c @3.41; 2.94 -> 3.41; 16% profit on the three I sold. Covers most of the cost of entry… 4x2.94 - 3x3.41; 11.76 - 10.23; still holding 1x @1.53 functional cb
STC 3x TSLA 4/17 360c @3.41; 2.94 -> 3.41; 16% profit on the three I sold. Covers most of the cost of entry… 4x2.94 - 3x3.41; 11.76 - 10.23; still holding 1x @1.53 functional cb
The chart of TSLA from this week has to be studied. Like what happend there?
It's ok to let go now little TSLA and PLTR. You must be very tired.
Come on TSLA, I know you can do 340
I preferred his White House lawn TSLA commercial. This seems low effort. Puts.
BTO 4x TSLA 4/17 360c @2.94
BTO 4x TSLA 4/17 360c @2.94 for TSLA Monday
Just buy 1 $TSLA share or more. Hold long. Shorts 🩳 can’t do this anymore
Man the chart on $TSLA showing a launchpad for a squeeze
should have held onto my TSLA 0dtle puts :(
TSLA you’re a piece of shit. Quit acting like you’re not
This is so brazen and blatant. Pretty sure the CEO called him and told him to do a TSLA
What happened to TSLA after “everything is computer” ?
Short timeframe bear trap or long timeframe bull trap? Who fucking knows? TSLA 1000
He did $TSLA ads at the White House and you’re surprise he’s shilling $PLTR? I bet Bessent is on those 5 min candles right about now
Didn't she buy a shit ton of TSLA recently? Lol
It has to be high beta, but the more important part is that underlying business has to make sense. I wouldn't buy PLTR or TSLA for example, simply because I don't trust the business.
Doesn't matter anymore. The market is willing to hold up pieces of crap like INTC and TSLA if they believe the government is going to prop them up
cashed in on deep itm PLTR and doing a TSLA 0dte. LET"S GO!!!!
put some profit from mango cutting my PLTR short's profitable but short into MLPX which was down .32 and look at that. It's almost green. Just threw a 0de TSLA 340 in there as a scratch off. Banbet TSLA drops below 340 today.
I did that math on space X and TSLA and it was 5% of every spy dollar. It’ll be more like 10% of Qqq as Tesla represents 4% right now. Hard pass Tesla 1.3T Space 1.7T 3/60T, all smooth math and it’ll go .5% in either direction.
TSLA going below 300 by end of month
I don't think he ever called out TSLA specifically even
TSLA’s graph making me genuinely sick
Gonna need 🥭 to give us a TSLA call out
“Everyone should buy Tesla (TSLA), they’re up 2.37% today!”
PLTR this year is like TSLA last year when 🥭did the front lawn “it’s all computer” advertising. PLTR calls here
TSLA cant stay red for 1 milli second FFS
TSLA doing its hardest to burn both sides today. Yikes
Lots of things with good PA TSLA:
What the fuck was that TSLA candle? Holy fuck this stock is so manipulated
I think I just saw TSLA behind the Wendy's.
Wow TSLA is literal dogshit lol
if TSLA hits 335 today and i will shove 10 ice cubes up my ass
PLTR the only thing keeping me green. Clowns still buying TSLA for some retarded reason.
Why is TSLA green on bad numbers bro
Love that you are making money shorting palantir! We'll make an exception for TSLA and PLTR. Happy shorting!
TSLA should be far lower than it is.
How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going?
TSLA dropping at open again? lets find out soon
what are the WSB tickers for the next few months that will go parabolic like PLTR, ASTS, TSLA, etc have in the past?
TSLA should be $50 stock.
Is trading TSLA pretty obvious? Look at the downwards channel it's trading YTD
TSLA’s PE is >300. How would you call it if 5 isn’t cheap?
Withdrawals/selling TSLA has a $1T market cap, but holders selling all their stock would only be able to get a small fraction of that
TSLA above $40 is a sin. Microsoft being a flaccid 🅿️🅿️ is now a law of physics. SPY being range bound to 640-700 is honest work. Without the retirement port I’m not allowed to touch, the number of consecutive years I’d get to take a $3k capital loss deduction would be over 25. 😮💨👌
such weird price action comparing MSFT and TSLA vs GOOG and META. This is the most lopsided market recovery I have seen
Either this guy is faking his screen shots or he's insider trading. His "logic" for picking TSLA at this exact moment makes no sense
i have hope all mcdonald and burger king and subway will have tesla robot,,so my order will be fast with no error. thats all i want from TSLA
They need to kick MSFT and TSLA out.
TSLA about to have one of those +15$ days, I can feel it haha
If I wake up and TSLA isn’t red, I’m going to be really mad at you guys
> I avoid expensive, “safer” stocks like Tesla (sensible chuckle) also, see TSLL swings more than TSLA in a day and is a little bit cheaper ($10)
What’s the thoughts with TSLA
I bought a leap today, just cause it seems so overblown... I also held TSLA from 415, soooo 🤷♂️
NVDA a great hold for the long haul. They will continue to innovate and dominate the market. Was in and out of it many times a long time ago. Buy any dips on it if you are into individual stocks. Seen many bubbles. They never pop when everyone is saying they are going to pop. They pop when everyone is saying buy and everybody and their mother are buying stocks that never had in past. Then BAM down 20% quick. Most people sell when down 20% swearing off stocks only to see them go back up then they buy again out of FOMO. Classic buy high sell low. For years I have been diversifying via ETFs across Intl, US stocks, gold, bonds and real estate. Up 6% YTD and up 35% for last 12 months. Granted I did buy a few individual stocks for a quick hit and run because the instant discount was to good to miss when Trump put on the tariffs last year in NVDA, GOOG, and TSLA. Made quick cash sold them and back to my diversification. Old habits die hard but the discounts were unreal. No guarantee of losing money though with diversification. When war started everything went down. Held on though and up for year.
In 5 years - most TSLA made nothing. If you bought goog and nvidia, you'd have something like 12X your money.
INTC now has deals NVDA, TSLA/SpaceXAI, Google, and Softbank's SAIMemory Still to be announced: AAPL, AVGO, QCOM, and possibly AMD
Bezos has actually been to space on his own rocket. If Elon ever tries to match that feat, I'll load up on TSLA puts.
TSLA is also testing our patience