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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
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Anyone who read their financials would not have bought into this. First, most IPOs soar and then are halved months later. It takes years of back and forth before it determines a price. TSLA batted between 2-4 bucks for years. Then when it made it to 12-15 it stayed like that for years. They used the IPO to pay off billions in debt only to drive more debt two weeks later. Any other IPO would never have been approved for public, this guy pulled strings to suck in money so he could grab Peter to pay Paul.
There are strategies and possible trading edge to trading 0DTE. I have found particularly with SPX and TSLA for example, some strategies that work for me the vast majority of the time. Call it gambling if you want, but the results are there for some traders. I dont recommend it for most, however.
It seemed so obvious but we've all been burnt trying to short TSLA before
What a fucking week. Jumping into Wednesday night without a parachute with TSLA and Google reporting together.
Lolz. If they did this list differently, TSLA would have four out of the five worst depreciating cars, but they just gave the top spot to the company as a whole. https://apple.news/AzNbZUPE2RdWjuobtu6tBsA
$TSLA will still trade at 100 a share as their lawyers enter the bankruptcy court.../s Only thing that will make TSLA fall is Musk accidentally OD'ing on ketamine.
Wow, TSLA’s CFO sells about $1MM in TSLA stock almost every month. There are a lot of reasons for insiders to sell their company’s stock, but none of them involve thinking the company’s stock price is appropriately-valued.
Here’s my experience with TSLA options: they’re too expensive to buy, but they’re not nearly dear enough to sell.
Probably because you dont want to coin flip 100k. TSLA investors are so regarded they keep it on a 1T valuation for over 5 years same could happen with SpaceX. Also always risky to short a good company on a high valuation.
TSLA is pretty overvalued right now
Right? Like Reddit has yet to convince me TSLA isn't a meme stock anymore and now it's trying to sell me the Superstonk MOASS?
The MU drop really stings. I’ll never forget when TSLA was at $146, BEFORE its rise and splits, were talking 2013, 2014. I sat in my kitchen about to buy a hundred shares. Well, that still stings, so we’ve all been there, you’re not alone.
I do this with IBKR, and it's great. People who are saying just use a spreadsheet don't quite get it. I did it because I had longterm investments in NVDA or TSLA, e.g., but also wanted to day/swing trade them without getting in and out of my longterm position. The only con I have found is having to file taxes with two reports.
Exactly. TSLA has never made sense and it's pretty dangerous to think it suddenly will just because SPCX is rightly in the shitter.
Agreed. It’s stupid hard to time. I made some serious dollars with vix calls during early big Rona, and then I lost it all on TSLA puts. 🤡
The lesson is that Musk runs cons and only cons. Now maybe look at the real evaluation of $TSLA and plan for the rug pull.
SPCX will get TSLA private - funding secured. Half cash, Half Stock
Wonder at what market cap TSLA and SPCX will intercept. SPCX is dropping fast enough and has the lock-ups that it could happen.
TSLA GOOGL INTC Earnings next week, just to name a few
TSLA and GOOG, better do ya thing!
Your lucky tickers are SPCX and TSLA. You will meet a beautiful stranger
Ask the graveyard of TSLA short sellers over the years how they're doing right now No one knew if SPCX was/is going to follow the same mindless exuberance
really just mass psychology, it’s impossible not to tie TSLA and SPCX together
TSLA never stays long under 400.
SCHW and TSLA puts gonna print
Full port TSLA calls!
TSLA fucking around at 382
TSLA bad news coming with big recall
Lol MMs. Fuckers forced the TSLA 385 to get front-run and ended the impulse early. I got out, gym time now. Last 3.5 hours are just MMs fucking the entire market, this is sincere advice, don't bother, start your weekend early. 🍹
TSLA green eod it’s inevitable
Bear bull I don't give a fuck Give me TSLA 385
Hurry up and ramp TSLA back to yesterday's low
They were probably bots…I said something about TSLA and got hundreds of very similar messages and comments
buying TSLA calls rn. Calls on your fav companies... fire sale...
BTO 3x TSLA 7/24 410c @4.26; Holding 6x @6.01 avg cb
BTO 3x TSLA 7/24 410c @4.26; Holding 6x @6.01 avg cb
Alright TSLA let's go green for Daddy.
TSLA is such a piece of shit company
I was being obtuse with respect to data but you're intentionally dow playjng it to fit the narrative. Ah yes the classic TSLA is a worthless meme stock. Good luck with that sport. Keep punching that air and parroting.
Technically I started in my 20s with my 401(k) but since I got a master's degree I started at age 27. I could have retired at 52. I'm still working because apparently I'm a masochist. I don't really want to get into a bunch of details because it will be easy to say "that's not gonna happen for me" but I will say that none of this was like "I invested $25k in TSLA in 2013 and just let it ride" it was just steady accumulation and investing (and a lot of hours doing DIY and landlord shit TBH). But as they say, you can't get to the finish without starting. So don't feel like you are sunk.
I personally dont give a shit about TSLA. I flipped it for years but started late since I never even believed in it at $150 - $200 before the split. I haven't touched it in a couple years though. I think its a landmine waiting to go off. Thier only revenues are from cars mostly right now. But endlessly repeating the mindless reddit hivemind bullshit that its just a car company is categorically wrong. And obviously investors feel the same. Data isnt valuable? Holy shit. Someone call Meta and Alphabet and let them know!
while spacex can't launch a rocket, we can at least pump TSLA like a rocket
TSLA didn’t get the bounce memo
SPCX is soaking a lot of Muskfan money that would have otherwise gone to TSLA. Reaction to earnings might be more muted than normally
TSLA has more data than any company trying to get into self driving ever will
TSLA already recovering from session lows
TSLA now selling $225 bikes for toddlers 💀
Does TSLA bounce on earnings next week?
Thinking about dropping my TSLA 2x bags now before open. This semi rout is going to keep dragging the rest of the market down.
People have been saying that for years about TSLA, the stock price is only correlated by how much the poors want to suck his wiener
TSLA calls feel like free money
Buy once it hits 50 - 70 prior to it merging w TSLA
You learned 0 from TSLA
Fair valuations chart SNDK $50 MU $10 TSLA $5 SPCX same as crude oil futures in March 2020
I literally cannot think of a more overvalued stock except maybe TSLA
Elon Musk is an expert on making his fans invest money in his companies. I also think Tesla is at best a 200 bln company but here we are! Also it is quite possible that SPCX and TSLA with merge with the justification of integrating AI with Optimus and make a huge shitshow in terms of valuation
TSLA 6 red days in a row? Impossible
Ugh... I got burned too often with TSLA puts to bet against this dumpster fire of a stock.
TSLA looks surprisingly resilient compared to the rest of the garbage out there. Interesting
*“Hard to understand price targets of $300 to $400 from reputable investment banks”* Buddy, it’s not hard to understand why these IBs are trying to out-do each other with out-of-this-world price targets for SPCX: \- Bigly IPO fees \- Fees for SPCX’s *investment grade* bond issue \- Forthcoming merger between SPCX and TSLA, where a bunch of bigly advisory fees will be available \- SPCX follow-on equity issuances in near future when it is running low on cash etc Many many *business opportunities* for the IBs Hope some smart lawyer can someday file a class action suit against the IBs if conflict of interest can be evidenced
If I had just shorted SpaceX instead of TSLA I'd be doing amazing. Who knew it was that simple
TSLA and SpaceX are the new Enron
SPY/IWM/QQQ/TSLA/NVDA/AAPL/GOOG Best stocks are liquid ones
Believe it or not, TSLA calls tomorrow
# SEND FAKEX down the shitter and flush this turd. Take TSLA with it LMAO 🤌
If a company reports bad earnings = stock craters If a company reports good enough earnings = Stock flat or slightly down This is a cardinal rules (unless it's TSLA - that shit does whatever the fk it wants)
Wait till they combine $TSLA with it too lol. I think it’s all done to justify the valuation and clearly market isn’t believing it. It’s back to IPO now.
NFLX now at $69.. Just need TSLA at $420, and the prophecy will unlock us from this 7th level hell simulation
BTO 3x TSLA 7/24 410c @ 7.75
BTO 3x TSLA 7/24 410c @ 7.75
The fuck is this fake as fuck TSLA pump?
big money needs to move to safe havens like TSLA in times like these
everything shitting but TSLA, makes sense
You know you may be over leveraged when the only thing that can save your port is if 🥭 announces a 1 trillion dollar investment into MU, GOOG and TSLA to build flying quantum sex robots tonight.
Market gonna continue to tank until TSLA goes back in the hole it belongs and stays there.
How is TSLA not -10%…that’s crazy
Lol, people rotating from actual company googl into safe-haven TSLA.
none of these TSLA buyers will hold. Gap down tomorrow. Puts at close. LOWER HIGH STRUCTURE
Just buy TSLA and chill bros
Lol what did TSLA even pump for just to end up back where it started?
WEN will TSLA retard strength IMBUE SPCX
TSLA sell off by end of week
*Just a few more dollars TSLA* *You can do it* *Ignore the haters* *You are a* *~~EV~~* *~~Tech~~* *~~AI~~* *~~Space~~* *value stock*
**BanBet Created** ▲ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $403.00 (above) | $389.04 | +3.6% | 1h 54m |
TSLA’s chart look so fucking retarded 🤣
Stop pretending you aren't gonna follow SPCX off a cliff TSLA.
same regards saying enjoy MSFT at $300, TSLA at $250, and META at $400. The loudest usually don't have any calls or puts in the game. They just yap with their $100 account.
Remember the box spread guy? Also the TSLA gamma events before GameSpot were great. I remember being in my office cube, check the sub, head to Schwab and make 3 month's salary in about 90 seconds
TSLA wants to go back over 400 Just let it happen Bers In return you can have AMC go to 0
After $TSLA ER, you ready for one of the largest one day drops in the company’s history that heralds the end of this meme’s stock dominance in the market as everyone starts running for the exits?
TSLA, you can do it! You can definitely drop another 3% on the day. I believe in you! ❤️
TSLA is a safe haven stock
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $330.00 (below) | $391.96 | $388.51 | -15.8% | Jul 29, 3:03 PM |