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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA puts were working out except today. God speed
I just bought 300 OTM TSLA puts for Monday expiration. I'm sure everything will work out fine - let's check back on Monday when I'm behind the Wendy's
Closed out my weekly TSLA puts for a 30% and couldnt be happier. Insane buying into the close
Remember when Trumpy was shilling TSLA and marveling that it’s all computer?
STC 3x TSLA 4/17 360c @3.41; 2.94 -> 3.41; 16% profit on the three I sold. Covers most of the cost of entry… 4x2.94 - 3x3.41; 11.76 - 10.23; still holding 1x @1.53 functional cb
STC 3x TSLA 4/17 360c @3.41; 2.94 -> 3.41; 16% profit on the three I sold. Covers most of the cost of entry… 4x2.94 - 3x3.41; 11.76 - 10.23; still holding 1x @1.53 functional cb
The chart of TSLA from this week has to be studied. Like what happend there?
It's ok to let go now little TSLA and PLTR. You must be very tired.
Come on TSLA, I know you can do 340
I preferred his White House lawn TSLA commercial. This seems low effort. Puts.
BTO 4x TSLA 4/17 360c @2.94
BTO 4x TSLA 4/17 360c @2.94 for TSLA Monday
Just buy 1 $TSLA share or more. Hold long. Shorts 🩳 can’t do this anymore
Man the chart on $TSLA showing a launchpad for a squeeze
should have held onto my TSLA 0dtle puts :(
TSLA you’re a piece of shit. Quit acting like you’re not
This is so brazen and blatant. Pretty sure the CEO called him and told him to do a TSLA
What happened to TSLA after “everything is computer” ?
Short timeframe bear trap or long timeframe bull trap? Who fucking knows? TSLA 1000
He did $TSLA ads at the White House and you’re surprise he’s shilling $PLTR? I bet Bessent is on those 5 min candles right about now
Didn't she buy a shit ton of TSLA recently? Lol
It has to be high beta, but the more important part is that underlying business has to make sense. I wouldn't buy PLTR or TSLA for example, simply because I don't trust the business.
Doesn't matter anymore. The market is willing to hold up pieces of crap like INTC and TSLA if they believe the government is going to prop them up
cashed in on deep itm PLTR and doing a TSLA 0dte. LET"S GO!!!!
put some profit from mango cutting my PLTR short's profitable but short into MLPX which was down .32 and look at that. It's almost green. Just threw a 0de TSLA 340 in there as a scratch off. Banbet TSLA drops below 340 today.
I did that math on space X and TSLA and it was 5% of every spy dollar. It’ll be more like 10% of Qqq as Tesla represents 4% right now. Hard pass Tesla 1.3T Space 1.7T 3/60T, all smooth math and it’ll go .5% in either direction.
TSLA going below 300 by end of month
I don't think he ever called out TSLA specifically even
TSLA’s graph making me genuinely sick
Gonna need 🥭 to give us a TSLA call out
“Everyone should buy Tesla (TSLA), they’re up 2.37% today!”
PLTR this year is like TSLA last year when 🥭did the front lawn “it’s all computer” advertising. PLTR calls here
TSLA cant stay red for 1 milli second FFS
TSLA doing its hardest to burn both sides today. Yikes
Lots of things with good PA TSLA:
What the fuck was that TSLA candle? Holy fuck this stock is so manipulated
I think I just saw TSLA behind the Wendy's.
Wow TSLA is literal dogshit lol
if TSLA hits 335 today and i will shove 10 ice cubes up my ass
PLTR the only thing keeping me green. Clowns still buying TSLA for some retarded reason.
Why is TSLA green on bad numbers bro
Love that you are making money shorting palantir! We'll make an exception for TSLA and PLTR. Happy shorting!
TSLA should be far lower than it is.
How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going?
TSLA dropping at open again? lets find out soon
what are the WSB tickers for the next few months that will go parabolic like PLTR, ASTS, TSLA, etc have in the past?
TSLA should be $50 stock.
Is trading TSLA pretty obvious? Look at the downwards channel it's trading YTD
TSLA’s PE is >300. How would you call it if 5 isn’t cheap?
Withdrawals/selling TSLA has a $1T market cap, but holders selling all their stock would only be able to get a small fraction of that
TSLA above $40 is a sin. Microsoft being a flaccid 🅿️🅿️ is now a law of physics. SPY being range bound to 640-700 is honest work. Without the retirement port I’m not allowed to touch, the number of consecutive years I’d get to take a $3k capital loss deduction would be over 25. 😮💨👌
such weird price action comparing MSFT and TSLA vs GOOG and META. This is the most lopsided market recovery I have seen
Either this guy is faking his screen shots or he's insider trading. His "logic" for picking TSLA at this exact moment makes no sense
i have hope all mcdonald and burger king and subway will have tesla robot,,so my order will be fast with no error. thats all i want from TSLA
They need to kick MSFT and TSLA out.
TSLA about to have one of those +15$ days, I can feel it haha
If I wake up and TSLA isn’t red, I’m going to be really mad at you guys
> I avoid expensive, “safer” stocks like Tesla (sensible chuckle) also, see TSLL swings more than TSLA in a day and is a little bit cheaper ($10)
What’s the thoughts with TSLA
I bought a leap today, just cause it seems so overblown... I also held TSLA from 415, soooo 🤷♂️
NVDA a great hold for the long haul. They will continue to innovate and dominate the market. Was in and out of it many times a long time ago. Buy any dips on it if you are into individual stocks. Seen many bubbles. They never pop when everyone is saying they are going to pop. They pop when everyone is saying buy and everybody and their mother are buying stocks that never had in past. Then BAM down 20% quick. Most people sell when down 20% swearing off stocks only to see them go back up then they buy again out of FOMO. Classic buy high sell low. For years I have been diversifying via ETFs across Intl, US stocks, gold, bonds and real estate. Up 6% YTD and up 35% for last 12 months. Granted I did buy a few individual stocks for a quick hit and run because the instant discount was to good to miss when Trump put on the tariffs last year in NVDA, GOOG, and TSLA. Made quick cash sold them and back to my diversification. Old habits die hard but the discounts were unreal. No guarantee of losing money though with diversification. When war started everything went down. Held on though and up for year.
In 5 years - most TSLA made nothing. If you bought goog and nvidia, you'd have something like 12X your money.
INTC now has deals NVDA, TSLA/SpaceXAI, Google, and Softbank's SAIMemory Still to be announced: AAPL, AVGO, QCOM, and possibly AMD
Bezos has actually been to space on his own rocket. If Elon ever tries to match that feat, I'll load up on TSLA puts.
TSLA is also testing our patience
So you’re selling covered calls in a $1000 account, and you point out that you don’t use tickers like TSLA? You literally can’t use TSLA because it’s around 3 or $400 per share, and $40,000 is more than $1,000. This post is so bad I had to comment.
CRM META TSLA but 2027, September is NOT a LEAP
The way $TSLA refuses to die should be studied. Always inverses you 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️
Me this morning in a TSLA call 😭 why didn't I hold?!?!??!?
SPY GOING TO 600 tomorrow. BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON TSLA. UNDER 300.
TSLA puts, IV bound to spike another 10% before earnings, recovery to 360 yesterday was immediately sold off and shorted, 3 month long drawdown. A bit risky and macroeconomic factors could ruin this, but I'll play it.
I sold $TSLA stock to help pay for my daughter’s speech lessons. We are not the same.
!banbet TSLA $360 9D
TSLA going under 300 tomorrow while Elon is tweeting everyday and not giving a single fuck.
If TSLA doesn't have a big day tomorrow, I'm cooked..
Sold all my calls, went more into ETFs. * 24% cash * -37% TSLA * 21% safe stocks * 92% ETFs
!banbet TSLA 420 2w
I’m so glad I shifted about 5% of my portfolio from TSLA @$420+ to NFLX leaps @$75
The stock price was $50 dollars a share in April 2020. It sits at $345 today. I literally am a millionaire because of TSLA. What weirdo reality are you living in?
!banbet TSLA 420 2 weeks
https://preview.redd.it/nugqulomw7ug1.png?width=161&format=png&auto=webp&s=04a8339c9138d02e5a4ea44adbf5c0a945d662ee $TSLA Daily Candles : Rocket ship or Nut shot to Mars Corgi4joy
I was really late to TSLA, but flipped it for years on volitility and always done well. I haven't touched it in about 18 months or so? And I doubt I ever will again.
TSLA 345c and 355c for tomorrow for CPI I am not a rational man
holding TSLA in 2026 is certainly a choice
I made $200,000 shorting TSLA options on Monday and Tuesday