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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Redditors (dis)like brands that they're (un)happy with as customers. What they don't do but should do if they're investing is take an objective and analytical view of the company. People hated on HOOD because they thought they were conspiring against retail investors. HOOD stock has done well. People hated on NVDA for their GPU pricing and availability of GPUs. They said NVDA was price gouging. NVDA stock has done well. People loved DIS because of all marvel and star wars content. DIS stock has done poorly. People loved LULU because they claim their clothes are better than anything else. LULU stock has done poorly. The biggest one is people hate TSLA because Musk helped Trump get a 2nd term. The irony is TSLA bears providing the most bullish reasons for TSLA. They claim that TSLA is trading at their high price because Musk has a cult who eat up all his lies. So TSLA doesn't have to deliver on any of their promises to maintain their high stock price.
I hope you are right but TSLA doesnt act like a normal stock. Just be careful
P/E of 124 lol. Shitty peg. I was wondering how a government titsucker like PANW could tank so hard after earnings. Puts on TSLA and Palantir should logically print in this environment. Bubble titsucker froth foam garbage stocks.
Solid. Closing my nvda long, adding to TSLA put. Looking good an appears to be heading down that path.
Robots don't get sick days, paid vacation, envy the boss (me) or try to fuck you up when they leave even if a NDA or Non-Competition is signed. YOLO TSLA is not about money for me, is about justice and peace of mind.
At least what PLTR does with AI and surveillance is mysterious enough that a 384 P/E ratio could somehow be justified but we know what TSLA puts out WTF TSLA 340
The stock market has real fundamentals backing up the growth. The S&P 500 is growing EPS 10% y/y. The big tech companies are even better--well, at least most of them: |Company|EPS Growth (y/y %)| |:-|:-| |NVDA|\+59.54%| |AAPL|\+22.70%| |MSFT|\+16.10%| |GOOG|\+34.51%| |AMZN|\+51.31%| |META|\+6.88%| |META (without tax-writeoff)|approx \+34%| |AVGO|\+271.58%| |TSLA|(-60.81%)|
I try not to think about TSLA.
Shorting TSLA is the widowmaker, we all know its value doesn’t match its stock price. That’s why it won’t go down.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if TSLA doesn't open at like 380 tomorrow the bank is taking my house
I’m just upset TSLA is pumping with everything else…
I mean I can’t stand Elmo and hope TSLA burns to the ground but they posted their highest-ever revenue last earnings. They still make a ton by selling EV tax credits, and their battery storage sector is expanding rapidly and are making a ton of money. Add the fact there are a ton of Elmo stans who believe he going to mars and somehow his shit FSD taxi aren’t gonna be shit and a million cyber sex dolls are gonna hit the market soon, TSLA still has a ton of retail investors and too make brokerage firms are invested in TSLA in their retirement mutual funds or their etf’s. Elmo also plugged back in with Trump and gov again so expect some kickbacks there. Nice tho on the comeback
Can't post links to the site here so I'll just copy and paste the data.. Q3 Revenue Growth, YoY % Change... * Palantir $PLTR: +63% * Nvidia $NVDA: +62% * AMD $AMD: +36% * Meta $META: +26% * Microsoft $MSFT: +18% * Netflix $NFLX: +17% * Google $GOOGL: +16% * Amazon $AMZN: +13% * Tesla $TSLA: +12% * Apple $AAPL: +8% * S&P 500 $SPY: +6%
please continue to pump tomr SAVE MY TSLA CALLS
Do not worry TSLA lovers. Long as Jensen and the real men involved with the AI boom, your little cunt Elon will still get his trillion dollar pay package that he had nothing to do with.🧐🧞💰🪙 Jensen will save you all
TSLA LOL. Doesnt crash with everything else but then goes up with all good news that has nothing to do with them LOL
The current is there, just need a lil’ catalyst. This mere a blip, won’t change a thing. TSLA to 200 😭
No one talk about TSLA at 411 AH
TSLA powered by NVDA duh
if we're green... it's TSLA time. time to pump that thang back to 425 and if it plows through. it's time to get extra regarded
Incoming $50+ day on TSLA just because it wants to join the fun
The fact TSLA is getting pity pump from this is actually insane 🤡
I'm okay with everything else pumping except TSLA
I am so so glad I went 20% long-dated TSLA puts and 80% cash. I'm proud of myself. 2 years ago I would have gotten fucking nuked over this
* Naked shorts. IBKR allows you to do so. * If you're interested in a specific short to stock, it's possible that it has a targeted inverse. For example NVDQ is 2x inverse NVDA, AXS is 1x inverse TSLA etc. * Go long on non-AI stocks (possibly with leverage). If AI crashes, it should drop more than others, and you can rebalance your position towards AI then to get it for cheap. * Sell calls on AI stocks you already own. I imagine you don't have the appetite to sell naked calls. Many ways of going about it, each with its unique risks. Good luck.
Idk dude, I made money with TSLA puts when he tweeted back in July, never touching that shit ever again, just so random
TSLA AI(Actually Indian) asking about NVDA AI(Artificial Intelligence)
I made 20k this week on TSLA puts (bought 405 weeklys monday morning when it was at 416, brief heart attack when it went to 423, closed them at 3:00pm up 40%) Almost went back for more today before earnings, if it climbs on wider market sentiment tomorrow I might dip back in. Definitely can make money with TSLA puts, you just have to get lucky timing an incredibly irrational stock.
YESSSS TSLA PUMPINGGG. everything will be up 10% tmr😛😛😛
NVDA beats earnings…TSLA to 450 tomorrow
TSLA price action off NVDA always makes me chuckle
TSLA is almost up as much as NVDA in AH trading... TSLA is such a fucking joke.
TSLA up $3 on NVDA earnings because... why not?
TSLA you better follow that Jensen green
# As long as TSLA Doesnt pump with this I dont care
I went with TSLA puts, figuring if NVDA misses then it'll drill like everything else, and if NVDA beats investors will probably rotate out of TSLA
TSLA puts if they release the list. 100% our elmo boy is on there with all the recent mango glazing.
TSLA Why is it a pair trade with NVDa anyway? Who knows but it is
Still annoying TSLA stays positive today with the value of their BTC plummeting. Unless they sold their holdings to juice their stock
Sounds bullish for TSLA
I grabbed a TSLA 430c for NVDA earnings…
This deal is already done. Musk made a play for Intel, but Trump just mob bossed them into diluting 10% to the feds. As part of the deal, Musk is going to be able to repurpose the Columbus fab under construction for TSLA chips.
Good point. The Mag 7 all have a Fwd PE around 30 (except TSLA)...they have real earnings. Their growth has also been tremendous. I'm skeptic that NVDA can keep up this pace (I don't have any evidence to suggest this, mind you) but I see no reason why MSFT, AAPL, GOOGL, META, and AMZN can't continue their growth. These companies all run essentially an oligopoly in their markets with impossible barriers to entry. They have no competition other than each other, so the pie is theirs. If TSLA and NVDA do pop, which is possible, I can see a market correction with a 20% - 30% impact that would just be a nice buying opportunity because frankly there is nothing stopping these companies. We are all addicted to everything they are selling. I have Facebook open right now, I'm writing this using Google Chrome, my computer has Microsoft Office, and I'm sure my wife has bought something Amazon as I wrote this.
When TSLA and NVDA pump?
BTC will hit 200k when TSLA hits 5 Trillion market cap
Meta is not just sprinkling new models on top of old algorithms. LLMs let them replace an entire stack of narrow systems with more general ones that handle generation, ranking and classification in a single framework. It is why their ad performance recovered so sharply after the ATT shock and why Reels monetization closed the gap far faster than analysts expected. Differentiation in AI does not come from the model alone. It comes from scale, data and distribution. Meta has billions of daily users feeding a constant stream of training signals, plus the cheapest large-scale inference stack in the industry. Even if every lab ships similar models, only a few companies can deploy them into products that touch half the planet every day. The AGI debate is not relevant to Meta’s near-term economics. Meta does not need to chase a theoretical full replacement of human labor to strengthen its business. It only needs to improve prediction, creation and engagement. LLMs already do that. There is no AI bubble. All of the large, public, AI players except PLTR and TSLA are fairly valued.
Saudi investment firm, 1 trillion dollars, Musk and Huang should tell you everything you need to know about a giant cash cow in the works. The only positions in my portfolio should be TSLA and NVDA
TSLA should be next to get obliterated. Absolutely shit company trading at a premium.
>just want TSLA 380 It was at or close to that like last week
I don’t care of NVDA rallies, I just want TSLA 380
Wondering if Elon will ever make all his companies public under the TSLA name?
I hit a modest gain buying TSLQ back when musk was throwing up seig heils, but I knew to gtfo quick. FUCK no you don't put TSLA.
I remember when I would short TSLA, I would play grimes as a ritual lmao
Idk. I’m not super opposed to market selling off and Mag7 (minus TSLA obviously they don’t make money) just paying out a 20% dividend.
Honestly can't wait for TSLA investors to capitulate. It will be glorious.
One day not long from now, TSLA (no Hitler) will be appropriately valued.
If you’re just getting started, one thing that helps a ton is understanding how your overall portfolio is actually behaving, risk, concentration, diversification, etc. A lot of beginners accidentally end up super concentrated (Google/TSLA/MSFT/AAPL is basically a tech-heavy momentum bet). If you want to experiment, there’s a free tool called Portfolio Optimizer Pro (PortfolioOptimizerPro.com) that lets you type in your tickers and see the risk/return and diversification breakdown. No login or anything. It’s useful for learning how different mixes affect volatility. Pair that with something like Bogle’s book and you’ll be way ahead of most people.
TSLA's PE Ratio is 273. There's always going to be crazy outliers in a bubble, but on average we are pretty close to the 2000 era PE ratios. Average PE in the S&P peaked at 32.9 in 1999. Today its 29.9 Additionally, in 2000 only 3 of the top 10 largest companies in the S&P were internet or tech adjacent. Those being Cisco, Microsoft, and Intel. The other 7 were things like GE, Pfizer, Walmart, Exxon. A diverse set of companies. 6 of the top 10 companies today are directly AI or tech connected (Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Broadcom, Meta) with another 2 being tangential, but still closely linked (Amazon and TSLA). Plus, the Top 10 companies today are a larger share of the market than they were in 2000. These companies make up 40% of market capitalization (vs 26% in 2000) So to summarize: 1. Average PE ratios in the S&P are very close to where they were when the bubble popped in 2000. 2. The top 10 companies of the S&P are more concentrated in a single, speculative industry, than they were for dotcom. 3. The top 10 companies represent an even larger share of the S&P than they did in 2000.
If the market has to go 👇 for TSLA to dump, that's a sacrifice we all must be willing to make.
You sold Puts? I’ve got some way OTM TSLA 350P
Would love to see TSLA 380 today
Disregard NVDA for a minute. How is TSLA 270 p/e with negative growth? Hopium is strong with the masses
Main thing you are forgetting is that "the cult" is literally anyone investing passively with 401ks or other accounts into QQQ and SPY. SPY has a large holding of TSLA at 2% and QQQ at 3.23%. So every $100 into QQQ is another $3.23 into TSLA. It will forever get propped up that way unless they start facing severe negative growth at which point the stock could be removed from SPY or QQQ. Then the collapse really begins
One of WSB rules is to never put in TSLA. One more regard in the statistics. No, your puts will not print.
GOOG, NVDA and TSLA (My god these TSLA buyers are regarded. It's a failing business that's on the hook for $1 trillion. Having Elon around more isn't going to save it) are literally the only thing propping the market up today
TSLA being over 400 is a travesty
TSLA 340 Come on Drill baby drill
Never bet against TSLA
It's bonkers how long TSLA has been above 400
Not nearly as crazy as TSLA’s valuation.
TSLA's fall will be amazing to watch
TSLA 1.35 trillion market cap $4 billion annual income META 1.45 trillion market cap $70 billion annual income
Someone full ported TSLA puts, bottom is in.
they could but Googl trades at 25 forward PE and TSLA at 185
Google should be the driver, and TSLA the pedestrian getting run over.
Cmon TSLA do the hail
Is sober Elon good or bad for TSLA?
TSLA sex robots will collect your data and not send your kinks to your contact list for a monthly fee.
I guess Elon is doing his best to sell the TSLA robots
The TSLA posts are exhausting. Who are you trying to convince? The institutions and banks that invested in and hold TSLA up? These people know more than you. They trust Elon to deliver. Either buy the stock or don't. TSLA doesn't trade on technicals bc it's about the future, not the past. If you don't understand this, you should stick to ETFs.
TSLA will see 200 again
If TSLA pumps on this bullshit Musk talk, I’m going to lose it
TSLA up $10 on absolutely nothing and up 5% YTD on one of its worst years in existence ever. AMZN up a total of 0.6% YTD. AMZN stock is dog shit.
It's a terrible idea to build a chip plant when your own company is your only 'anchor' customer. This is Samsung's problem. They are their own revenue stream, so that huge chip plant investment doesn't generate any cash flow. One hiccup, one design flaw, one earthquake, and boom, the entire financial structure collapses. Perfect TSLA strategy.
Yeah, and NVDA and TSLA. I fully expect the other two to bust or fall HARD. I expect microsoft has diversified services that cross a broad spectrum of the tech industry that even if their AI investment goes tits up, they still sell a fuckton of support and computing power for businesses that they still need, as evidenced by the recent Azure outage that fucked over a good third of the internet. AI doesn't touch that, Microsoft is basically investing with spare change to them into OpenAI.
i know. i had some luck lately with tesla. i just hit my head on the wall really hard and for an hour i can think like TSLA investor
i cant wait for the momentum to slow down so i can short TSLA