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Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
Credit Spread Assignment Showing 100 Shares & Margin Deficit
SPCX: from "new space age" to a measuring stick for the AI bubble
Where’s the TSLA volatility guys 🥲
SpaceX ($SPCX) will be remembered as the biggest legal rugpull in history imo 📉💔
Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
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No one is selling. SPCX will be $300 EOY…. TSLA has always traded at 300+ FWD PE…. No one cares.
I think Elon got mad I'm shorting TSLA and am a better path of exile player than he is and he got my reddit accounts banned.
Yeah when it comes to Elon’s companies, valuation means nothing. Historical average for TSLA p/e is nearly 300 and p/s near 10, lol.
NBIS, NVDA, SPY, TSLA-Now in the red
Probable the best P/E in the biz, but still low, so analysts will drive it into the gutter post-IPO without ever questioning the P/E of TSLA and other meme stocks
even TSLA has taken a dip into the 100's in recent years. point is, if you're going to buy SPCX, there will eventually be a dip buying opportunity just like there was with TSLA. in the meantime, i agree w/you... overvalued AF
***Cboe is launching a new Global Trading Hours session for select high-volume equity options, with pre-opening queuing at 7:15 a.m. ET and trading from 7:30 a.m. to 9:25 a.m. ET, plus a 15-minute Curb session after regular hours until 4:15 p.m. Only stocks meeting strict criteria qualify, including names like TSLA, MSFT, and AMZN with average daily volume over 150,000 contracts and large market caps. Traders note it boosts access for early reactions but warn of potentially wider spreads due to thinner liquidity outside standard hours. Soon enough the casino will be open around the clock.
TSLA and Elon announcing “flying cars” to keep TSLA from dying https://preview.redd.it/m001goiyvjjh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50375420b168725a813640441047886309ec978b
I'd probably drop F, spcx, TSLA because I wouldn't buy them in the first place. Intc is a gamble but you could take some profits (I own a good amout of TSMC). I have no clue about HBAN. Also time will tell with NFLX. Everything else looks very solid to me but I'm just some guy.
SPY opening at or close to 780 , hitting it then dropping to 772-773 seems doable to me , also i feel like TSLA despite those weird earnings has a cult following that will bring it back close to 400 in a month or so
entire thread is talking about TSLA, it dropped 42% over the next 50 days
i expect TSLA to have 6-15% gains next week
tbh looking like TSLA will run up next week pending Tesla Roadster news that is imminent this month
I’m just trying to ride the gap fill up on TSLA. I’m a real short term trader and if it gets to 355+ next week I’ll probably bail. I also think SPCX is bs but I am not fighting the trend. They wanted it to reverse so we’ll see what happens. My stop is 135 IPO price. If you were short TSLA this year you are printing congrats.
Hahaha nice one, wish you and us all the best. Ionq and RDDT (already long) are also on my table. TSLA short though for this year - lucky me.
"In order for that trade to generate $1000, he'd have to trade 1000/40 = 25 contracts. If that trade blows up when TSLA rises to $600/share, your son would be on the hook for $250,000 of losses" There's no way he has the margin for that unless he's trading with a massive account. At best maybe one or two contracts close to the money. My broker quotes $4500 margin requirement naked call contract. Secondly there's no statistical case for a rally or squeeze to $600 based on Tesla's history. If it happens it's a 3-sigma freak move. And even if he gets assigned on a naked call, who cares. He now holds a short position and presumably sized small enough to absorb it. I do these all the time and then sell covered puts against the 100 short shares later on, basically the inverse wheel
Uncovered means he doesn’t own the shares on the options he is selling. Each contract is worth 100 shares and right now TSLA is $341.41 a share. So if he sells a contract next week at a $350 strike and makes $500 on it and TSLA shoots up next week to $370 he would have to buy 100 shares of TSLA at $370 or $37,000 to cover the 100 shares that are going to get called away at $350. It takes one mistake to FAFO.
TSLA and appl have totally different valuations
So many dumb TSLA bulls saying merger is coming this month or next. Bruh, why would he announce it when SpaceX has so many lockup shares left and it only has been 2 months from IPO, not enough time has passed. I think in Dec-Jan 2026, the merger news comes, Nov earliest
TSLA covered calls are my favorite
I was in your shoes, very recently, and I am 37 so I have a few more years on you. My wife and I contribute to VOO/QQQM mainly and a little into SMH/TSLA. We plan to do this for the next 25-30 years and we are confident we will be fine by the time we retire.
Lost big money due to TSLA
Someone purposely killed my TSLA call
shorting TSLA calls into close
dude is gonna put out a grok AI video of the roadster flying and his H1B stans are going to put even more into TSLA... that said i'm in for puts
Renegade raider or TSLA calls?
TSLA Calls rn? Good buy or not
So the only meaningful movement today was that artificial dump + impressive algo dump on TSLA? Got it.
TSLA is an amazing swing trade today, first calls, then puts, back to calls
Alright TSLA, I sold my puts. Now get your ass up and make my calls some money.
I was thinking about calls before that last TSLA pump but wanted to inverse so I got puts.
Yeah, very concerning. Never. Sell. Naked. Options. If for example, TSLA rips 10% up or down? He will be forced to buy or sell 100 shares of the underlying without enough capital to cover.
You have to be mentally retarded to trade TSLA
MU, TSLA, APPL, NVDA seem to be pinned....bulls are going to get bleed to death by a thousand cuts into close
And buying TSLA is just buying ketamine
If TSLA could go back to 0, that would be great
What the fuck? I just checked in the live chat thing and its claiming I bought NVDA and TSLA as "verified positions" even though I never connected shit, and then it shows I posted "just bought more NVDA 🚀" even though I never have and would never post something so deadbrained. Is this how they create fake ass engagement? Spoofing real users? lmao Anyone else seeing stuff like that?
I've explained my strategy elsewhere. My personal income is around $750k. My household income is $1m. I'm almost the exact same age as you. 90% of my money basically goes into $VT. I buy VTI and VXUS but it's the same idea. 10% of my money I pick stocks that I hold and never sell. I include BTC in that, I bought two for $3k total in 2017. I work in tech so I've mostly invested in tech companies. I bought AMZN and GOOG in 2010 or 2011. I bought TSLA in 2017. I'm still holding those. I bought AMD in 2017. Most of these were $2-5k investments at the time. But most of my money is in a total world index fund. It's sitting at around $8m today. I have a $1m mortgage left on my $3m house in SF. You can look through my account history. I've been saying the same thing for years. You haven't mentioned investing *at all* until 1 month ago when you basically said you can't afford a Porsche, don't have much money, but are starting to invest and have lots of time because you're only 39. Like, that's great, good for you. But maybe take a seat on how smart you are about what the market will do in the future. You sound like an idiot.
Reminder for TSLA bulls, Optimus could pass a fleet of TSLA semi's in its Roadster2 on the way to the battery facility and TSLA fair value is like $100
I don’t know how this will work physiologically, but I’m going to find a way to kick myself in the nuts for selling my TSLA 442p 0dte too early!
TSLA gonna be like that huh? Smh
That sell program on $TSLA is so clean.
Their ability to prop TSLA up anymore seems to be failing hard
The good ole pump and dump on TSLA LMAO
TSLA vertical line up, then TSLA vertical line down.
i mean he did it with TSLA .. and until the next act when he buys TSLA with SPCX
Tesla Stock (TSLA) Rises on Rumors of a ‘Flying’ Roadster Stunt Welp.
Lol the two TSLA comments back to back
Thank god I didn't grab those TSLA puts, would've hated to make some money today
Why did TSLA even pump this morning?
i could've done anything except buy TSLA calls this morning
the movement on TSLA is so nasty lol
Should've held them TSLA 0DTE puts.
Ah yes, lets dump AVGO 5% and pump AMD 5% randomly on no news, even though AVGO has better financials and fundamentals. Let me guess, TSLA and INTC are also green...yup. One of those days.
$TSLA that entire move up is getting sold off. Lmao. Dumping into the pump. I need to go full port short now.
A flying catalyst for TSLA lmao. They can’t even deliver a new roadster. Watch the merger take this shit to 10T cuz vibes
TSLA 0dte calls at some point today will make you rich. Maybe.
Free 110% on TSLA calls and done for the day. TSLA regards do just keep buying when they buy....
I wonder how much short interest was in $TSLA before open
Vile sorcerery being used to make SPY flat while TSLA moves
TSLA about to go on one of its legendary retard runs
Is TSLA now anti-correlated with SPCX? I thought they want to be acquired by them. Why do they pump if bailout daddy is dumping?
Lost half the value of TSLA puts I bought at close, but instantly made it back with TSLA calls. This market is wild.
What‘s pumping TSLA today?
lol TSLA out of all things back to back 2%+ up. Meanwhile AMZN back to back to back down for the last 4 days.
TSLA helped my grandma cross the street
Gd, TSLA! What part of “2 ships attacked” don’t you understand😢. Go down right now. You’re hurting my puts.
Considering LEAPS. I think the regard strength will make it spike every now and then like TSLA
I'm here to kick ass and lose money on TSLA And I'm all out of ass.
Both SPCX and TSLA has 4trillion$ valuation and no Profit Lmaooo
$LCID just dropped America’s most powerful three-row SUV, the Gravity GT-S, packing supercar thrust into a family hauler starting at $125,900. 1,070 hp dual-motor setup, 0-60 in a claimed 3.1 seconds Standard Dynamic Handling Package with adaptive air suspension and rear-wheel steering Inspired by the Air Sapphire, seats seven, debuts at Monterey Car Week Cheaper than the old Dream Edition while still flexing on $TSLA and $RIVN rivals Family road trip just got a launch control button.
I was at a nursing home reviewing my clients finances. She was asking about TSLA because some of the older gentleman were bragging about their TSLA stock and she asked if she should be in it. She’s 80.
If you think that’s perplexing, wait until you analyze the financials of TSLA
Unfortunately $TSLA once they start supplying backup energy to hyperscalers along with their software
but TSLA is already priced to solve world hunger and cure cancer
$TSLA captures insanely reliable energy into batteries, Data-centers will need to use them as backups because they need to run 24/7, $SPCX already orders like $400M worth, but if every GW of energy = $$$ (I did the math but forgot the calculation) we could be looking at an extra $100B-$150B annual revenue for $TSLA just from energy
Anyone interested in a cool bull take on $TSLA?
Am I the only TSLA Bull left?
Shorted SNDK, SPCX, TSLA at the July peaks and just held too long and they shot back up.. :(
Well I can make my money back, I'll just short again when these things get to crazy prices again i.e TSLA over 400, SNDK over 2000, SPCX over 180, etc. I just have to wait until then and I'll re-buy my shorts. Until then I guess I'll just house my $ in SPY. (Watch the market tank now...)
Some boomer told me that CSCO used to be the TSLA stock back in the day. Not sure if it's good or bad but I'm not touching either stock.
Last 7 years. TSLA up over 26,000%. Any questions? In 2 years it will merge with SpaceX. Spacex will be the largest company in the world in 5-10 years. Be one with the vision grasshopper.
Tell me the truth guys. TSLA is the only thing Elon will ever do that actually makes anyone rich, right? Even that has been flat for 5 years. The spell is broken. One and done. SPCX ded.
Hear me out... TSLA Energy supply for Data centers could provide $150B of revenue by 2030 👀
I wonder what caused TSLA to be up about the same percent as spcx was down. Hmmm...