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Everything on my watchlist is bleeding, what's your move?
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉
Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times
Down for 5 days now, like it or not, a rebound is coming $310-$315
Even with SPY jumping up 0.65%. TSLA still stayed red 😂📉
$TSLA manager says self-driving vehicle team was so overworked that cars were ‘rolling hazards on public streets,’ lawsuit reveals
TSLA is a shitshow & SpaceX gives more reason not to trust Elon Musk
Need TSLA to open up with 3%+. Either wealthy or remain broke today
Cooking or copium? TSLA Calls (After earnings) Averaged down from 19.55 to 11.24
Who else is trading TSLA? Am I retarded for holding? - Monday .ex.
$TSLA can now officially be called crypto lol
TSLA 480k deliveries and I'm still sweating my options position going into earnings
SoaceX about to pop and go to the moon. Its on discount now!
SOX just hit bear market territory. This earnings week is make or break for semis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | July 15 2026
Tesla (TSLA) is more than vehicle volume and robotaxi timelines.
July Earnings - what are you all planning to focus on?
Went 7-0 on TSLA, it’s gains for ants but I’ll take it
Leverage in South Korean chip stocks is out of control
Tesla delivered 480k cars surpassed estimates and still dropped 7.5%
TSLA up 8%, short covering kicking in. Is 413 the next stop?
Agility Robotics $CCXI - The First Pure Play Humanoid Robotics Stock
Agility Robotics $CCXI The first pure play humanoid robot stock
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
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half cash and half stock deal. Whatever is done for the merger I can promise you it will be some bullshit shady accounting trick that maximizes return for Elon. Probably values TSLA shares at 420.69 and then Elon will state that he's taking the new SPCX company private at a valuation of $8T and he has funding secured.
It'd be a merger of equals which wouldn't be what Elon wants since he'd have a lower percentage of the total shares. Thus he needs SPCX to be worth a lot more than TSLA.
So… TSLA… if it does merge with SPCX, wouldn’t they want to get it as cheap as possible? It is a car company still.. oh.. wait.. and solar company that was going bankrupt years ago and he folded into the car company.. now, fresh capital at SPCX will pay for TSLA.. but at a cheaper price than today.
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 2W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $336.00 (above) | $306.25 | +9.7% | Aug 7, 1:57 PM |
TSLA only bounced because QQQ/SPY dragged it up yesterday. Don't get greedy.
Market open less than 20 mins and TSLA already fucking me deeply in the butt
0DTE TSLA covered calls make me feel alive!
RDDT dropping like a rock after great earnings. If they had missed like TSLA the stock price would be under $100
You all are cool so I'm giving you a head's up. Get out of TSLA now on the morning pump.
They really manipulated TSLA right back down to where it ended yesterday. Those bastards.
TSLA = not a bad idea - it likes the 380-420 window GOOG = Not as sold on this idea But Good luck!
Puts on TSLA again? Fake news.. hmm..🤔
still insane that TSLA went up to nearly $320 overnight because Leon dangled the SPCX and TSLA merger again. I'm not above saying I player hate and it will be the most amazing thing to see Elon's and Larry Ellison's businesses crumble. Those dudes need some humbling.
Pretty regularly you see some bot saying "SPCX calls here!" or "TSLA calls here!" \*Conspiracy hat\* I mean Elon pays people to play games for him, bought twitter cause he has social media addiction. Think he's above botting the bowels of the internet to get people to buy his bags?
CAVA isn't like SpaceX. It's not just about the % shares available for trading that increases. Investors in SpaceX that can sell will be at 100x profit. That's +10\_000% on their investment. Only WSB wouldn't sell that, at least partially. Then there's the fact KOSPI is behaving like a kangaroo, the fact SpaceX won't be profitable without practically delusional achievements, Musk scamming his investors before, it went down 50% from ATH in 1 month, TSLA merger being borderline impossible due to US and China national security impact and to top it all off - it is in the public eye of literally everyone, IS amd WILL be used as an indicator whether the AI bubble will pop. These are collosal amounts of fear, uncertainty and doubt and they're legitimate. There's 1% chance it skyrockets out of the solar system if the FUD don't cause a sell-off but everything points to mass sell-off.
Building cars in China to sell in other countries is the only reason TSLA isn't bankrupt.
Someone tell SPCX and TSLA we didn’t invite them to the pump
Apple investor run to safety by dumping AAPL and loading up on TSLA 🤡 The American education system is the best 🤡
They probably mean TSLA and SPCX combined. So TSLA goes up 544%, SPCX goes down 60%, and the outcome is TSLA+SPCX up 484%
Is TSLA news true?
fuck i should've kept my TSLA calls
Saw a post on insta reminding me 9 of the police officers that found the frazzledrip video “ended themselves” Covid.. TSLA GME Semis The island It just doesn’t stop man 😵💫
Since there’s no chance in hell the US allows a tech sale to China, the actual headline was… TSLA acknowledges a merger with $SPCX would force the company to exit its China market. Tesla having a chinese factory has been a spacex conflict of interest from the get go
Assuming TSLA and SPCX merge in the next 12 months, what happens to my TSLA Leaps that expire in 3 years?
so that will erode the faith in TSLA more Felon wants to remian a trillionaire at all costs so this merger might happen before the midterms as Dems might duk it up if done later even though they are in bed with Felon too. LOL
Bullish for TSLA but not SpaceX imo.
Why is my Robinhood breaking news just showing TSLA and SpaceX
the fuck just happened to TSLA?
Buckle up boys, $TSLA and $SPCX will grow as far as you'd trust an FSD Cybertaxi to drive you.
id like it if everything pumped except for TSLA. Thanks.
Compare it to their peers. You tell me. I’m not the one trading TSLA or SPCX.
For musk to increase control either SPCX needs to go up or TSLA needs to go down
BUY TSLA IS GOING TO BE MERGED with spcx
uhhh it's merging with TSLA that's gonna solve all their problems gg
TSLA pumping because…? Oh, something we knew 2 months ago?
Wonder what the ticker would be for the TSLA SPCX merger
TSLA SPCX merger is gonna go crazy tbh
Adding TSLA doesn't really help that.
Makes a lot of sense given elon has spcx voting control: \~82% Tsla voting control: \~20% Assuming all equity transaction at today’s valuation Spcx @ 1480bn, TSLA @ 967bn Combined company yields Elon voting control of \~57%
Would the merger play be long TSLA and short SPCX?
The best case scenario for TSLA bagholders was never as a car company, it was to be bought up by SpaceX. I don't believe in it either, but when you get down to it, TSLA bulls were always Elon investors not EV investors.
How is this bullish for TSLA? I don't get it...
Let me see if I understand this. TSLA - a car manufacturer - is pumping because it might merge with a rocket company that is also an AI and social media company? And TSLA is discussing divesting their China car sales from the world’s largest EV market to make the merger happen? This is all just a Elon wealth generator. Any analyst who is calling SPCX or TSLA a buy or even hold is fucking retarded.
Everything is up big time. People picking at the scraps now (TSLA)
TSLA pumping merger news to help with their historically bad week. If I’m a SPCX employee I’m angry as fuck. They worked for years for their shares to become shit and to keep Elmo rich.
TSLA and GOOG just reported earnings again. They were granted a redo.
Going up $10 on a single candle in overnight trading is totally normal and reasonable. TSLA.
Why do people think SPACEX AND TSLA merger is a good thing. Dilution of Tesla share holder is going to be epic. But regards don’t know shit apparently
wtf just happened with TSLA?
TSLA pumping, risk on baby
The only thing I’m asking myself .. does it make sense to sell MU to buy either TSLA or META?
TSLA thats down 30% YTD, that TSLA?
See we all think this way, but I can’t help but remember the guy with TSLA leaps a few years ago and everyone was screaming at him to sell and he just held to 2 million+ gains off of $100k
MAG 7 NET INCOME GOOG 112.11B AMZN 62.65B NVDA 58.31B MSFT 35.80B AAPL 29.79B META 15.85B TSLA 🤡 1.10B 🤡 Clear Winner GOOG
Fair enough. I've heard people use "overvalued" before something went 10x including on GOOG and TSLA. I am not proclaiming it's overvalued forever. Just for a short bit. But still, it could just as likely go to $500 before it goes to $200 (which is where I think it belongs)
Haha we hate TSLA here on Reddit
i like $AMD too and $TSLA spy is okay but not ideal as premiums are juicier on actual stocks
**BanBet Lost** — /u/curling_rocks (0W - 3L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $324.13 → $365.00 | +12.6% | 1w | Lost |
Then he should drive off into the sunset in a Tesla TSLA 320C
Buying TSLA cause it’s gonna back up
Does everyone all this amazing "soaring" and stock highs are because we dumped straight into earnings. Don't forget, in the past few months: GOOG was over $400 AMZN was over $280 AAPL was over $345 MSFT was over $465 META was over $686 TSLA was over $450 NVDA was over $235 (Technically, it hasn't yet reported) Literally every Mag7 stock was higher - Same with AMD, AVGO, etc.
Looking at AMZN and MSFT’s business models and hence trillion valuations, and then there’s TSLA
If I’m short everything long term but SPCX and TSLA am I bi?
The only negative point of today is that TSLA also pumped
If I’m long everything but SPCX and TSLA am I bi?
TSLA is pamping on Apple earnings, idk what else to tell you
Biggest regard bounce back and TSLA king of regards does fuck all!
TSLA could due with a good sell-off. Pumped off the back of QQQ.
TSLA bottomed. Hate it or love it, next week it's going back to 350+
TSLA price going back up, buy the dip nerds
TSLA 380c August 8 exp. Let's see a moonshot!
TSLA about to moon after RIVN earnings later today, you heard it here FIRST
All I need is TSLA to go up another $31 and I am fine.
Green or flat, except for the long crude and short TSLA (presently +3%) speculations. Market still doesn't grasp how dire the crude situation is, so contemplating adding there.
TSLA poots printed but good lord they're hard to hold
Foreshadowing TSLA's day as well.
Roth IRA went from 205k to 315k in 8 days from TSLA puts and MUU
Hynix was a Secondary Offering in the form of ADR's in the States, to close the appaernat gap in Price-earnings discount with companiues listed here. And to expand Yongin Semiconductor which they share with Samsung Electronics as a high-tech chip production hub. They could not have ,as easily, raised that much Cash with an add-on stock share offering in just Korea. Buffett had said many times that it was a mistake on his part to have not gotten involved with Alphabet a number of times. His $4bln stock purchase meant nothing to Alphabet , but, the $10bln Private Placement was an entirely different thing. With Buffett reducing it position in Apple it has been said Berkshire made over $100bln from the size reduction. SO, $10bln into Alphabet is not such a big deal, a vast majority of the Apple share revenue was invested in T-Bills. Yes , long term ,CapEx spending looks proitable for now , but, free cashflow(cash burn) is going to hinder near-term revenue growth. Google is a prime exampls of those restrictions. As to SpaceX, he's a SMART Rocket Scientist but his full sppes ahead , damn the torpedos, I'm going tro build the next great shgopping Mall in space for everyone to go to, largest Data ceners in space, merging TSLA into SPCX , sounds great. Money talks, bull shit walks. Lastly, Short term I'm not trading ETF's like it was my job. After the next Presidental Election I will start considering long terms. Yes I will be looking , reading, note taking but that's about it. Did move a sizeable amount of cash into Treasury Direct account for next 10yr auction on 8-4 . And purchased some older 30's ,through Fidelity, Maturity's arounf 2036 yld 5% significantly below PAR.
TSLA is such a piece of shit company and stock. But not as bad as CVNA.
TSLA is as impotent as ever during this huge rally. Dragging its dick across the floor.
GOOGL, AMZN, META, and TSLA are good contenders here Consider NVDA or AMD aswell
TSLA (robots) SONY (machine vision)
Any pump where SPCX and TSLA pump is fake. Sorry. It's the rules.
TSLA has no reason to be green
>Kinda just thought itd be funny to refer to myself in the 3rd person as a bit like who does this guy think he is LMAO. Most of what I do here is a character for yalls enjoyment (i do still think TSLA defies reality tho..) Be aware you're just playing into his larping
META is only at that multiple after falling a zillion percent. TSLA should follow.