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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Will be interesting to see how much SpaceX’s IPO will negatively affect TSLA, considering SpaceX really is a tech company and is profitable.
Glad I sold my SU calls today. Bummed I got distracted at work, I was going to buy a handful of QQQ lotto calls at close. Still holding some puts, but pretty much all TSLA, so I still don't feel bad. Probably pick up some 0DTE QQQ puts at open, seems too green for a fake ceasefire.
I should held those damn TSLA calls
TSLA is the ultimate meme stock. Completely detached from reality and fundamentals. It is tied to a cult of personality who is only happy to pump the stock based on rainbows and unicorns. I predicted months ago that the stock will dump when the broader market falls (I'm sure a lot of others have as well). Even in the most optimistic scenario, even if Tesla leads the robotaxi and humanoid robot revolution, it will be a race to the bottom akin to EV's. There's simply too much competition and Tesla is trailing big time on anything they purport to produce.
I don’t want to celebrate too early but my 669c and 666c are printing hard. But I also got TSLA puts so hopefully it cancels out
I'm not selling everything, just rotating out of some long-dated calls into stocks + increasing the size of my TSLA short.
Bull market is not confirmed until I see the return of "Bought more TSLA at 357.7 what a steal 😋😋😋"
Anyone can cherry pick, buddy. I can pick a few dates in 2021 when TSLA was higher then compared to today
I have 0 exposure to Elon stocks and I plan to keep it that way. An etf is nothing more than a list of stocks to buy. Buy the stocks, leave out TSLA.
man everyoen tried to short TSLA... me included. Lost money on that... can't beat that fker and his irrational stock
TSLA hasn’t even hit the weekly high.
I pine for BYD electric automobile, why TSLA go up?
i hope TSLA never stops pumping
I genuinely bought TSLA legit just based on it dropping 5% after shitty earnings. TSLA earnings mean absolutely fucking nothing, so it's just a free dip before Elon says some shit like, "I will also be building a moonbase by 2030."
My put went from $125 to likely $0 on TSLA. Thanks TACO Trump
I'd be so happy that I bought calls if only TSLA wasn't a steaming pile of shit
TSLA valuations are the poster child for the markets irrationality. Math says this, fuckhead says that.
I bought TSLA a long time before COVID. I remember I was making around $100k at the time and was worried about diversification. I told myself I’ll only invest as much as I feel comfortable losing. It ended up paying off, especially after COVID. But, the truth is, investing yourself, time management; budgeting skills…etc. all position yourself to take advantage of a stock market boom or bust. If you can’t put away money and live below your means it doesn’t matter because you won’t be able to take advantage of opportunities.
Sure, tell that to my $8000 worth of TSLA stocks I bought in 2022. By end of 2025, it was worth $20k.
!banbet TSLA +16.13% 2d or pee is stored in the balls
Near-term inflation expectations popping usually means rates stay higher longer. That's a headwind for high-multiple stuff (NVDA, TSLA) and a tailwind for energy names (XOM, CVX). That said futures are up 1000 with the 2 week truce
Slightly more volatility. Nothing materially changes. It’s like when people started freaking out and treating their SP500 investment differently because TSLA became included in the list… which makes zero sense.
TSLA $420 squeeze is not a meme.
when that happens stocks FLY AGAIN! $TSLA to $450 by then
$TSLA about to fly to $400 and beyond in 2 weekssssss
Kodak went obsolete by trying to bury the digital camera because they didn't want it to eat their film sales. I think what you said is true, but if it's inevitable then it's better to be on the forefront than trying to play catch up. Either way, I see no viable path for TSLA to justify its current market cap by selling cars, taxis, and robots. I sincerely question how many people would trust an Elon-bot in their home.
TSLA pumping is fucking horseshit though 🤣😂
I didn't guess out of nowhere. I've been tracking TSLA's delivery numbers and Europe sales the trend was already weakening. Add the impact of ‘that incident’ on Musk's personal brand, and market sentiment gets amplified. SPY puts are fine, but picking the right stock can multiply your returns. You'll get there. Next time, start by looking at the weakest names in tech
https://preview.redd.it/cnnv9ffejutg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95aae9bd964ca06ff07b16d2b700b58d47ec4e7 thank god i full ported TSLA
Psst, I still made $1.6k with TSLA puts today
how the F did you figure this out. i don't understand. i'm watching the news but I never thought to buy TSLA put. i only went far with say SPY puts and that's it.
TSLA to $420 again by April end
Ahhhhhh shhhhhhhhhit. $TSLA about to 🚀 10-20% a day
Tons of TSLA support at 350, AVGO about to monster rally, SNDK wants to send a big green dk, some whale added NVDA May calls, etc. there is so much information out there. TECH WANTS TO RALLY AND SPY WILL HIT ALL TIME HIGH. Stop being idiots
Went all in on TSLA for Cathie wood she’s just so hot
Somehow this is super bullish for TSLA
NVDA cult completely detached from reality. I thought TSLA cult was worse but idk anymore.
Whatever happens eventually TSLA and HOOD will make a comeback!
get an adjacent shitty stock like TSLA, premiums are surprisingly less and can straddle OTM puts/calls
Accidentally searched u/_hiddenscout when I was trying to tag him and Google's AI overview gave me this: >u/_hiddenscout is a prominent user in the r/stocks Reddit community, frequently identified as a moderator who locks posts and participates in daily discussions. They are active in conversations regarding stock analysis, earnings, and market trends, specifically interacting with users about companies like CRVL, HOOD, RDDT, PLTR, and TSLA. So congrats, you're a moderator now (you can unban yourself going forward) who likes to engage in meme stock discussions and lock up nonsense talk.
envious of those shorting TSLA, I've had a strong itch to do so for the last couple months but pussed out
If TSLA keeps dumping like this it might become significantly overvalued
we've known what the far side looks like for decades... TSLA wasn't there
Thanks! Yes, I recognize I'm among the most fortunate and I'm always reminding myself to be grateful. Not just for my stock gains, but for my 8+ figure income at my day job. Not just for finances, but for my family. Not just for my family, but for my health & freedom as well. I cherish every day that I have and my ability to live it. It gives me the optimism for the future that allows me to bet on the future. Regarding misinformation... It's rarely black and white, so it's sometimes hard to recognize... You said, "Elon keep promising immediate things that are either impossible \[...\] or false promises he never even starts" and you give some examples... On the surface, you are right, but I think your conclusion is wrong because you are constantly fed intentionally-negative news. Like this JP Morgan thing, which is just Ryan Brinkman, who has been telling everyone to sell for more than a decade, when TSLA was <$10... Elon's actual track record is very good, especially on things that actually matter the most -- Model Y was actually early, and it is the single-most profitable product so far as the world's single best-selling vehicle model.. Off-Earth datacenters is going to happen -- it's inevitable. Roadster is going to happen -- This is just my feeling and because I want one so bad (haha!). The robotaxi is going to happen -- Autonomous vehicles is going to happen. I can't imagine a world where Tesla is not part of it. Autonomous vehicles needs to happen -- too many lives are needlessly lost every day. At the most fundamental level, I have 2 reasons I'm still bullish on TSLA: 1. Elon and Tesla are always re-evaluating and pivoting -- You will never see them not react to changes in the market or industry. 2. Elon has an incentive package. With his last package, I was sure he would hit somewhere in the middle tranches, but he blew past all of them. This time around, it's much harder, but I'm fairly sure he will hit at least the first tranche. First tranche is $2.0T market cap. That's nearly 100% upside. I see this as a low-bar and I'm willing (and fortunate enough to be able) to make that bet. And to make it a bit bet. I will admit that some of the political BS coming from him is hard to read, and I wish he would tone it down or swing back to the left a bit... But I understand exactly why he's this way. He's been push very hard from the left and demonized as his net worth reached the top in the world, which is simply a result of TSLA doing well.
The real question is $TSLA going to $300 by Friday?
TSLA will be red no matter how green the market gets.
This is what everyone says when I made 50% gains. Same with 100% gains. Same with 200% gains. Same with 1,000%, 2,000% gains and beyond. It's never been good advice, especially with my tax bracket here in California. You are still coming at this with misinformation and bias in your opinion of Elon and Tesla. Being completely fact-based and unbiased is what made me money with TSLA and PLTR, so I will stick with actual facts and my own forecasts. That said, I bought more calls this morning.
https://preview.redd.it/ma1liovvqstg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb9c0dbbeedf89a0f3c5d9a015b5876d680fcb7 all in on TSLA, i think this is going to pop for a couple days
TSLA 4/17 $380 call. If Mango tacos this should pay out.
If TSLA goes green I’ll take a step back and literally FUCK MY OWN FACE
TSLA puts looking juicy again
I originally was in the ["I never short stocks"](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1pfjq85/puts_vs_inverse_etfs_a_one_year_update_on_mstr/) camp, including as recently on December 7, 2025. By [December 18, 2025](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1ppnlg2/comment/nuph9ef/), when TSLA was essentially at its all-time high (intra-day high of 490.86), I changed my mind, saying "if you want to bet against TSLA, I would do it sometime between the next 3-6 months as a short position if the cost to borrow still remains low (for the Q1 2026 earnings). Don’t take too much of a position relative to your portfolio". On [March 18, 2026](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1rxi3o9/comment/ob7p7a1/), in a thread about how to make your own Mag 7 ETF, I advocated for a -10% allocation to TSLA.
They rolled out Cathie Wood on Bloomberg to pump TSLA in February when the stock price was 425. I called it the kiss of death It is now trading at 340
Pretty sure it was because you'd complain every single day TSLA didn't crash.
The text is still accurate. As stated in my prior comment, I sold a **percentage** of my TSLA stock, not all of it.
Elon doesn't even believe in TSLA yet you still do lmao
I swear I lose money every time I touch TSLA
Cant wait for TSLA to recover and zoom past 500 for no particular reason lol - just Elmo things
Everyone always called me crazy on this sub for saying TSLA would crash now here we are. I expect some apologies.
Crazy market .. am I late for TSLA puts ? i still want to short TSLA, was thinking to wait for a retraction at 340-342 , then buy some puts , I think it can go down to around 327-329…
AAPL is more down today than TSLA who right now only have a concept of a business.
Uhh why is TSLA free falling
The big financial institutes finally getting tired of selling TSLA put options???
FUk it ... full port TSLA puts
My best crayon-munching guess is that when SpaceX IPOs and goes choppy up and down, TSLA is going to sink in the same timeframe. Because a lot of Tesla cultists will yolo everything into SpaceX. And some of that money will come out of selling Tesla shares. If you're bullish on Tesla, might be a good time to buy that dip. If not, buy leap puts now? Am I crazy to anticipate retail moves like this?
My TSLA calls… ouch
Elon fans selling $TSLA to buy into the SpaceX IPO... so Musk just moves the money from one pocket to the other. Genius, Melon
It would be funny if TSLA shits thru the floor months before the SpaceX IPO and gets the banks worried about the $2T IPO valuation
Rumors are that Elon is gonna sell out of TSLA to focus on SpaceX. If true, TSLA is a lifetime short opportunity
TSLA digging for it's own oil
JP Morgan said yesterday that TSLA can sink another 60% from here
I was told TSLA breakout soon but it’s been red for 8 straight weeks
60% feels dramatic but ngl the delivery misses + tax credit stuff isn’t nothing. Competition’s actually real now too, it’s not just legacy auto “coming soon” anymore. TSLA always trades on vibes though so idk if fundamentals alone tank it that hard.
Close them for now, TSLA has sneaky rebounds.
Puts on TSLA is how you make money in this market
dumped my TSLA puts this morning to buy TSLA calls
Hate to say it but I think I'll close my shorts today. These dumbass markets are going to dead cat bounce again when he tacos. i guess we re-short after. Might leave just my TSLA short on. This circus is too unpredictable with this clown in charge.
TSLA is doing amazing. Just another $336 to go and it will hit its actual value. Keep it up big guy.
TSLA nonstop drilling to earths core, no bounce
My TSLA puts are just printing money wow
$TSLA $350 level is important to hold. It's not holding. Bye bye bitches...
Fuck these SPY puts, TSLA puts are the way
Can’t wait till TSLA is at R20.
The only thing more satisfying than seeing TSLA drop is it to happen while you hold a short position
TSLA getting bent over the barrel every day now
plunge protection team seems to be propping everything but not TSLA