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Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
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Same lol I started idea with thesis NFLX was going to double $400 calls $10k roasted TSLA $700 calls -$15k both Jan expiration. On top of that I said to myself stocks went up a lot in 25 watch them go sideways for a year …..
TSLA still about $350 overpriced
I really appreciate whoever pushed TSLA back to green briefly just so it could tank again looool
Ok TSLA… one more rocket car kick flip lower to 360… make me able to buy a TSLA.. well.. part of one.. the hood ornament.
It’s circular. He’s only doing it because Ellison put up TSLA and SPCX shares as collateral for the purchase. He’s protecting his share price.
63% of $TSLA operating income this quarter was tarriffs 😂😂😂😂
For the record both IBM & TSLA had a pretty decent day. But, could have been much more. I know not necessarily penny stock related, but there is the trickle down effect. GLTA
That's all I been doing all week. All my predictions were right aside from TSLA
AAPL's retard strength is starting to rival TSLA and SPCX at this point, really incredible
The entire AI sector is hurting today, because of what the CEO of IBM said during his earnings report. The stock shot up to better than expected earnings then quickly dropped after his comments. Also EM dropped some cooling of AI after TSLA earnings. Anyway, tomorrow will be different as news only lasts for a day or two in the market. Smart investors buy the dips.
they pumped yesterday for META &TSLA earnings, today dumped them
I think we're in the beginning of the Capex pullback. Heed warning. META and TSLA we're the first to hint at it
I hate TSLA. That is all.
This dips is not a normal dips. We're talking about META and TSLA is cutting Capex. Which mean that A.I building is beginning to slow down. Higher Memory/CPU price, higher Energy price, higher borrowing cost and uncertainty about the Iran war. Now it's all up to the other MAG7. They need to keep the Capex high or A.I is fucked.
Hope spacex call you and TSLA put guy are doing alright
TSLA - I see 270 by end of Dec SPCX- I see $220 by end of Dec SpaceX will buy tsla once it's below $300 in Dec is what I think
And congrats, spcx has given up all its post earnings pump. TSLA is still higher than it was at spcx earnings. Make it make sense.
$TSLA keep drilling, my $TSLQ are looking nice
# jump to safe haven TSLA???
Spcx. Up 1% since earnings. TSLA up 2% since SPCX's earnings. LMao.
Some people are saying the merged SPCX/TSLA company will be named Brawndo
Tesla Elon $TSLA: $366 million is the total amount Elon spent this election cycle. Of that, everything went to republicans. Every major dollar Musk has injected into federal tracking platforms has gone entirely to Republican-aligned super PACs and conservative candidates. His primary donations include $158 million to $168 million directly to the Senate Leadership Fund to help the GOP secure a Senate majority, and roughly $76 million to $139 million to his own conservative vehicle, America PAC. He has expressed concern that if Democrats take control of Congress in November, they will introduce heavier regulatory oversight and launch investigations into his sprawling business empire, including Tesla, SpaceX, and X. In fact, House Oversight Committee Democrats have already publicly stated that checking the influence of ultra-wealthy corporate donors like Musk will be a top priority if they win back congressional majorities. So obviously you don’t wan to stay short if somehow republicans sweep.
Saylor is a poundland Musk seems to talk the big game and has the grift with MSTR ponzi scheme but small player compared to Musk's big trillionaire ponzi scheme with TSLA and SPCX
Kinda until TSLA or AAPL build out their chips manufacturing business.
And just like that TSLA is green again
TSLA buyer out of money for today?
Aww I sold my TSLA puts early like a pussy
TSLA is flat. MM want it that way. Call/Put buyers in the dump.
I love how the entire market is burning yet a pos meme stock like TSLA that just had terrible earnings is holding strong af
TSLA is fighting for its mfing life like R. Kelly out there
TSLA join the rest of the market please
Do people think TSLA is actually going to sell jumping cars?
TSLA a beacon of green in a sea of red lmao
Hily fuck TSLA at this valuation in this context is absolutely revolting
And somehow TSLA is green in this sea of red amazing
And TSLA is green.... 360 P/E.... couldn't make this shit up!
And now the V and TSLA starts next leg up, classic
we are not in a true bear market until TSLA dumps 10% in a day
TSLA holding through the dump is just peak LMAO
$TSLA shorts have gotta be in a state of perpetual disbelief.
QQQ down 2.2%, Gold down 2%, Meta down 6.5%, TSLA announces they will not make money for a long time, rallies green on the news.
who is possibly buying TSLA right now, so that it's not dropping
Could've saved half a grand if I 💎✋️ TSLA but my META play turned my day loss only to -$98. Still good 👍
Lmao bers we ain’t worried. TSLA and SPCX earnings were fantastic.
$TSLA not free from normal economy, if left wing win, TSLA can crash like $CRWV
TSLA Puts & Calls are both fk'ed today. Market makers or sellers get to collect from both sides.
Good for them. Wish I had the choices the Chinese have in this market. Doesn’t make TSLA investable to me, but to each their own.
As of this moment TSLA has had more of a pump on SPCX's earnings than SPCX has had.
Super pissed TSLA is up.
TSLA going green is the dumbest thing I’ve seen this week
WTF someone bought 3000 options for $TSLA 500 strike price
Someone with very deep pockets bought a lot of TSLA at a sky high price today
it's FUCKING GREEN?! I HATE TSLA SO MUCH!
What tf happen to TSLA
Idk how. But my account is green lmao. Lost on TSLA and meta and BX kept me alive
TSLA posts a revenue decline and the stock still pops, can't make it up folks
Garbage financials? Conman lying CEO? YoY declining performance? Trading at >300 PE like a high growth stock? Yup, of course TSLA is green. Stock should be like $50 a share if we are generous
SPCX buying TSLA shares already?
Great… China has a wider market selection than we do. Are they tops in annual sales too? Not that I’d either invest in TSLA or short it based on this information, I’d prefer neither.
TSLA green is not on my bingo card
We're about to hit "Extreme Fear" just as TSLA crosses back into the green. So poetic
TSLA climbing back up lmaoo
Damn lost half a grand on TSLA for not holding at opening
Brutal macro, bad earnings, bad earnings call. Indexes plummeting, but somehow TSLA outperforms at 350x p/e and no growth story. No way a couple hedge funds are colluding with the world's richest man to artificially keep the price high, right???
TSLA almost green, entire market being sacrificed for it lmao.
TSLA having strength in this market is peak regardation
This morning was cooler when TSLA was -12
Need to go down another percent, TSLA still has too many cultists propping it up.
Somehow only V in the market is for TSLA lmao.
Meta is doing what TSLA should and TSLA is doing what meta should Always inverse logic
This is false, Meta and TSLA didn't miss.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $325.95 (below) | $362.17 | $375.32 | -10.0% | Fri, Oct 30, 8:20 AM ET | | **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - |
Gonna need TSLA to fuck off back to 300 by end of day Friday...
META is down more than TSLA LOL this places makes no fucking sense
TSLA being above $50 is the leading indicator this whole market is a big bubble
SPR is down to its lowest level since 1982, 29 draws in the last 30 weeks. That's a floor under oil whether anyone likes it or not. Analyst moves this morning: CLSA upgraded TSLA to Hold with a $400 PT, BofA bumped its SPCX PT to $275, and Wolfe downgraded NFLX, saying it lost its mojo. And Anthropic is getting sued by music publishers for copyright right before the IPO. Great timing lol
TSLA 371.56 rn at 9:15am 10/22. Looking grim.
$TSLA should be at $350 or less.
One attribution caveat: the snippet shows NQ futures -1.8%, S&P futures -1.02%, and Dow futures -0.66%, while META is +0.74% and TSLA -4.59% premarket. Those snapshots alone can't isolate earnings; timestamps, index weights, other mega-caps, and oil may matter. A timestamped index-contribution or breadth view would help separate company repricing from the macro tape. Did the update provide one?
One guy was excited because he'd bought TSLA and META calls. Feel sorry for him today.
TSLA is about to print a bearish kick, going by pre-market trading.
why TSLA getting dumped on
Should we all just short TSLA and SPCX. obviously the most joke valuations in the market.
Gonna need TSLA to fuck off back to 300 by end of day Friday...
Damn what happened. I logged off after seeing META and TSLA green yesterday
So far TSLA and meta have hinted at decreased ai spend. You better hope some of the other players reporting in the coming weeks don’t hint the same or we are going to straight up freefall. The breadth has been pretty abysmal outside of the space.
This must be absolutely brutal for anyone who bought calls for IBM/TSLA/META, stopped watching AH and just woke up to this lmao.
TSLA and SPCX are megefuk'd if Dems sweep. This grift wont last forever
TSLA to announce they’ll join all their unsold cars together to make a super computer again for fraud pump?
TSLA: $1.5T company. $0.7B operating income last quarter. $MU: $1T company. Guiding ~$51B operating income next quarter. Micron earns 70x more. But Tesla is valued 50% higher. Funny how stocks work huh
Zuck restructuring the shares of META to dilute everyone except himself. Musk trying to convert his TSLA common stock into Class B spacex shares. Why not bullish?
Yeah it's crazy. This is an AI summary but I'd guess those numbers are fairly accurate: |**Company**|**Current Market Capitalization**|Net Profit per Quarter|**Earnings Status & Notes**| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |**Tesla (TSLA)**|\~$1,530 Billion|**$787 Million**|Official Q3 2026 results (reported Oct 21, 2026); net income fell 43%.| |**Toyota (TM)**|\~$226 – $256 Billion|**\~$7.5 Billion** (Avg.)|Calendar Q3 results expected in early November. Prior quarter net profit was \~¥1.33 Trillion (\~$8.7B).| |**BYD (01211.HK)**|\~$100 – $122 Billion|**\~$1.3 – $1.5 Billion** (Est.)|Q3 2026 official earnings scheduled for release on October 29, 2026.| |**Volkswagen (VOW3)**|\~$50 – $60 Billion|**\~$2.4 Billion** (Avg.)|Q3 2026 earnings release scheduled for October 29, 2026.| |**General Motors (GM)**|\~$66.8 Billion|**$3.3 Billion**|Official Q3 2026 results (reported Oct 20, 2026); net income surged 151% YoY.|
Yes and no. This is quite common for tech companies. The larger Mag 7 companies actually pay out more in stock-based compensation than Tesla. However, for the Mag 7 peers: - Stock-based compensation makes up a much smaller proportion of their net incomes because they are highly profitable - The non-operating income sources (such as mark-to-market investment gains) make up much more significant distortions, especially in recent quarters, to the point that I think non-GAAP earnings is a better metric here - All of them except for AMZN and TSLA are pretty good about aggressively repurchasing shares that go towards SBC anyway. AMZN occasionally has done so in prior quarters (most recently 2022). Tesla has never done so. Here are the the most recent data I have, which is actually a bit lagged (earnings period ending June 30 for all except NVDA, which ended in July). My source didn't have non-GAAP NI for NVDA or META populated yet. | Company | GAAP NI | Non-GAAP NI | Non-Op Inc | SBC | Share Repurchases | |---|---|---|---|---|---| | NVDA | $59.69B | ? | $8.00B | $2.03B | $22.13B | | AAPL | $29.79B | $28.11B | $0.527B | $3.40B | $28.32B | | GOOGL | $112.19B | $35.01B | $99.62B | $7.96B | $6.57B | | MSFT | $35.77B | $35.29B | $4.29B | $3.12B | $4.58B | | AMZN | $62.65B | $21.53B | $54.61B | $6.04B | $0B | | META | $15.85B | ? | $0.764B | $7.66B | $4.28B | | TSLA | $1.11B | $1.16B | $1.01B | $1.15B | $0B |
Good thing there is people like you to invest in companies that don’t actually make money and are wildly overpriced. Enjoy your TSLA and SPCX as well. Someone has to hold the bag.