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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA puts here seems too obvious
are we swinging TSLA overnight?
AAPL puts are easy to double down on. TSLA puts if i'm wrong i just have to let go
ok now that the smoke has cleared, AAPL and TSLA puts as usual
Like the feeling of making money off TSLA but hating Elon. How do we bottle this?
Someone make TSLA make sense!!! Losing money, declining sales, EVs are just dead right now. Economy fuk, and this ghey car company keeps going up
Wsb when TSLA was sub 300: 🐸 🪧 No Wsb when TSLA is above 400: 🐸 🪧 Yes
Congrats sir. With all the TSLA hate in here I’m surprised anyone else was buying calls. But shhhh don’t tell the bers. Let them hate their portfolios all the way to zero. Don’t tell them that TSLA calls is the infinite money printer in this market 🙌
Friendship ended with NVDA, now TSLA is my best friend
sold some TSLA c. 427.5 (cost 411.8 and 412.3), boooooyaaaahhhh
Hey, just wanted to stop in and say "TSLA bad stock, me no like"
I sold TSLA two weeks ago.🤡🤡🤡
I am no longer a TSLA bagholder! Woot Woot!
Lmaoo TSLA came like LeBron James Freight train and steam rolled the 🐻 😭
Wow TSLA with the regarded strength.
TSLA very under valued company here...
TSLA: I just keep going up on bad/no news.
TSLA gapped up for no reason LOL
The answer is TSLA calls always
Fucking TSLA..Is there no ceiling to this thing?
Soon TSLA will have a 1 Quadrillion market cap, greater than the rest of the world’s wealth combined, and someone at the SEC will eventually say “huh” and then go back to being a wage cuck. > #LMAO 🤌
FML - Who looks at TSLA and is like YEP thats a good deal to buy in .....LOL
TSLA is being retarded again.
Very bullish for TSLA it seems
My prediction: 25 BPS + neutral tone. Right on, and I bought TSLA dip.
Economy sucks = buy TSLA
You really gotta have nerve of steel to watch TSLA go and and down
TSLA is so stable, it makes me incredibly angry
Looks like TSLA gonna be green
Got out of my TSLA calls at the top right before they dumped. Then I ported into GLD calls. Am I regarded?
TSLA's a key indicator for risk on. I would expect MSTR to follow but Saylor is so polarizing it's hard to see it happen.
Why is TSLA holding up so fucking well
Thankfully I got out of my TSLA calls during the initial pump.
bought back more TSLA c. 411.8, LMAO.
Finally, TSLA is dropping like a rock
TSLA holds at 420.69 as Jerome speaks
TSLA holds at 420.69 as Jerome speaks
sold more TSLA c. 424.6 (cost 415.8) and took profits.
I only have some 470 TSLA CCs...
TSLA is right at 420.00. Enron must be running around the factory, high-fiving miserable employees that are working overtime, while he shits and pisses everywhere over the number 420.
Me when I trade TSLA calls: *"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."*
TSLA refusing to drop its commitment to 420 is really making me tear my hair out. I dont know what could actually convince TSLA dummies to sell, but I hope it happens soon!
Losing demand is bullish for TSLA, so clearly it should work here?
TSLA with its regard strength. Surely it can't hold up for much longer.
I initially did well in 2020-2021. Then I took a gamble, went long on a TSLA leap expiring the next year. The next morning it pumped and I was up 8k. I got greedy and held on too long. Then I sold a debt spread at the bottom, bought it back after a bounce and held as it bottomed out at -50%, and then closed out that position for a loss. After a series of “quitting”, losing more money, I was able to ride this recent rally and make it back. What an adventure it has been. All of you guys are awesome and have been there the whole way providing good advice, and even better memes.
It's just capital gains. You owe capital gains tax on all of your capital gains. It doesn't matter if it's TSLA, your house (special rules apply here), pokemon cards, or bitcoin. It's all just capital gains.
TSLA will not hold the line here.
TSLA got that retard strength.
TSLA just sitting there with that 244 P/E and three active investigations like we got robots, maybe.
I’m just asking for TSLA under 400 it has no reason being remotely this high
TSLA really just wants to hand out at 420 forever
Uber is dumping because Waymo is expanding, but TSLA is bouncing back because they actually dont give a shit about their robotaxi business, it's all just TA patterns.
Nothing can stop TSLA lol
!banbet TSLA $425 5h
!banbet TSLA $420 2h
Me, years in the future on my deathbed reading the news, "After declaring bankruptcy 4 years ago, TSLA shares have finally fallen below $400 as investors start to lose confidence that Elon Musk will deliver his optimus robots promised to be in every home next year." Me, weakly as the life leaves my body, "You see? I was just...early..."
Stupid TSLA bears. If you used a RoboTaxi like we told you do you wouldn't have this problem.
And again, why did I short the great autonomous robot, self driving service, ev producer and AI champion of the industry TSLA and not the stupid overvalued gaming GPU company NVDA Stupid me
As much as I've lost on TSLA puts over the years, it's still less than the cost of a cybertruck. At least I dont have to display my shameful waste of money publicly every time I drive!
never short stuff that has meme power and momentum. RDDT ,OEN TSLA . this is just trading 101 stuff.
TSLA + RDDT unstoppable
lol who shorts RDDT, TSLA and OPEN. those thing always pop on random news and hold gains well . just short BTC...always fades
TSLA just won’t drop. Cray cray
Which part of TSLA is a penny?!? you regard
continue to take profit on TSLA c. 419.2 (cost 415.1), bravo.
TSLA doing a V as always so god damn annoying. Oh well, 2pm is what matters
TSLL shares seems like some good juice this TSLA bull run
TSLA bers in nose rings
TSLA spiking at 11:00 exactly. Totally not manipulated, totally not pre planned options collusion, totally normal activity.
TSLA literally goes up more on bad news and good news for competitors lol
sold some TSLA c. 418.4 (cost 411); yeah !
My TSLA puts don’t feel so good.
sold some TSLA c. 418.5 (cost 410); yeah !
Everything else dumping and TSLA is like "Dont worry, the baggies here will never sell"
TSLA gonna take off
TSLA always rebound fast
Key word “probably” also you don’t know shit so stfu, your TSLA puts will expire worthless, good luck
Why would you continue to hold TSLA with the knowledge that Elon is probably buying in just to maintain leverage… so that his entire house of cards doesn’t come down?
THey told you not to buy TSLA @ $120 either now it hits $420 Engineers as CEO's tend to do very well.
Pray for me. I’m in TSLA way way OTM puts
TSLA - 1 trillion valuation Revenue - 97 billion BYD - 175 billion valuation Rev - 105 billion
TSLA and MSTR are fucking dead. insane