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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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If TSLA keeps rebounding I may cream my jeans.
Such an incredible gift from the stock gods giving us a chance to reload TSLA puts
It was between TSLA 415 nvda 185 or appl 280 and I chose appl 🤡
That's me and TSLA after last year
TSLA is just weird and playing with fire, long or short. I definitely made some money on it but I walked away from that casino a long time ago.
The discussion is on COST, not TSLA. I think elon is a full of shit conman, but if the robots actually take off, then you CAN argue TSLA is undervalued. I think its a stupid argment, but its an argument. COST is a retailer trading at 50 PE. It cannot grow too fast, its margins cannot get materially better, its a retailer. COST is almost 100% certain to underperform the SPY from here on a longer time frame just due to its valuation
TSLA back to 450 so I can short plz 🙏
NVDA PLTR TSLA dip buying just works. It’s incredible. Regarded, but incredible.
I really believed that MSFT would visit sub-$400 for a tiny bit of time yesterday, and then I really believed that it would hold over $400 like premarket. I'm starting to believe in my beliefs a lot less. Meanwhile SNDK, INTC, TSM, AMD, NVDA all up 4-8% just mad chillin'. Even TSLA is recovering quicker than microsoft after the world's dumbest fucking news ever. Crazy.
You're not really making the case you think when the second lowest on that list has $200B in revenue and about 20 times more profit than TSLA
I remember the feeling I got of wanting to get a Walther P99 when I saw Pierce Brosnan mag dump some Slavic mercenary in a tux It's the same feeling I get holding TSLA calls on a Friday
TSLA calls with magic marijuana number strike price for Monday
Just bought some TSLA 1000 calls, master manipulator about to make these print
MSFT shareholders see a P/E of 25 and are looking for safer investments, like TSLA. 🤓
I put you in TSLA call at 404, i take you out at 410. We are all happy.
Math is an unrated super power. I am still down 2.9k on TSLA options. Please Stop all Bears.
You're right about single stock investing. It isn't easy and you have to turn it into a hobby if you have a good chance of succeeding - an educational background in a relevant field helps. Sometimes it isn't bad to choose a couple of the most obvious stocks to be 3 - 5%. I personally think it would be wise to own either AVGO or NVDA (AVGO is larger than TSLA now), just as an example. But yes, it would be wise to only keep a small part of your portfolio in single stocks and even then be careful. Most people here will recommend VOO to be most of your portfolio. I begrudgingly agree, but recommend making QQQ and VOO being spit 50/50 and representing 50 - 75% of your portfolio. QQQ, which represents the NASDAQ, has largely outcompeted the S&P over the years. Possibly an ETF in emerging markets (I wouldn't make emerging markets more than 5%) and developed markets (15 - 20% in my opinion but that may be controversial with some). This is not something you should do just because I recommend it - look into it further. Depending on your age your risk tolerance may be more mild and you may want bonds and some gold as well if your approaching retirement soon.
TSLA calls when it was in the 390's = $
I actually think the TSLA example is a better example. I remember for years, they were selling EV's at a loss. Investing in the company for who they were at that time made absolutely no sense. Yet, if you were willing to take that risk it paid off big time. And what's intersting, even as much as Musk reminds everyone that TSLA should not be bought as a car company, they are the only car company that can seem to sell EV's at a profit. Ford, Stellantis and GM have alll pivoted to hybrids. No doubt the EV subsidy helped TSLA but it shoulld have helped the others too. No, I don't know that SpaceX and xAI will have the same outcome as TSLA, but I don't understand people acting like this will be a failure because of Musk when we can see what TSLA has become and we can see his past success with Zip2 and PayPal. Musk has said multiple times he doesn't care about wealth, he cares about space. I think that's silly, but he has put his money where his mouth is so really it's just a question for investors if they think this will be a profitable venture.
This guy is one of the many who pump TSLA even tho TSLA is failing every year.
Its the year 2300. NVDA has taken over the world, China has become an oligarchy, and the Epstein files are still redacted. Spy is still $685+-5. Elon.ai tweets "TSLA sex robots next year for sure!" and the stock hits $9999
Inclusion in Epstein Files? Apparently Bullish if you ask TSLA shareholders. 😆
PLTR MSTR TSLA HOOD BTC gonna rally for the next 6 months out of hatred probably. I don't see any reason they would go up so they prob will
> Data centers in space, stupid as fuck but no matter what, TSLA +10%. > It's a 200IQ play. Energy up there is 1/20th the cost down here. Energy production is a hard stop bottleneck for future AI if you want to scale. If Starship scales as they expect, you can get stuff to space for $100/kg. You quite literally will not be able to build the AI scale that Tesla/xAI wants to build on the ground. Too much regulation, land, batteries, etc. In space your solar panels are 5x more effective, they don't need glass either, and you don't need batteries and transformers. As crazy as it sounds, data centers in space will likely be the only way to scale and probably the cheapest as well. Cost of energy is not going to go down at this rate, it will only go up.
qqq $600 and TSLA $400 are clearly bottoms
How is TSLA outperforming MSFT, again
Why cant MSFT behave like TSLA? Can they learn from Elon and pump their own stocks ?
When is TSLA not green?
I hear you, but then I look at TSLA and see that the market no longer cares about anything but hype.
Fucking TSLA. Pos deserves under 400
TSLA. Not because of the vehicles, but humanoid robotics and recoverable rockets and robotaxis.
TSLA calls purely because of how fraudulent it is
WSB Top 10 Since 01/05: |Symbol|Change since Added %| |:-|:-| |MU|21.39| |ASTS|11.74| |GOOGL|5.11| |AMZN|\-1.68| |IREN|\-6.81| |TSLA|\-9.33| |RKLB|\-12.73| |NBIS|\-17.88| |PLTR|\-22.55| |RDDT|\-37.55|
*Glances at TSLA 10 yr chart*
Stock market wizard Elon Musk. King of empty promises and fraud, I am truly impressed at what he managed to deliver. I genuinely have no idea how TSLA is part of the Trillion market cap club: 1. NVDA: GPUs, Crypto Mining, AI 2. AAPL: iPhones, Mac 3. MSFT: Windows, Azure, Office, enterprise monster 4. GOOGL: Can't avoid using GOOGLE products for more than a day 5. META: Social media empire, Ad monster 6. AMZN: AWS 7. TSLA: Empty promises and sex dolls?
I dare you to do puts on TSLA.
Hope the rotation out of high growth stocks hits TSLA investors hard, it’s about time they suffered consequences for propping up this wannabe nazis and subjecting the rest of us to his cons because of greed. Crypto bros getting a taste is satisfying to watch also. Maybe just maybe investors will learn something and we can avoid putting his shitty companies in ETFs.
If TSLA breaks 406 watch 417
Me too. I had enough of TSLA. I got burnt for a small amount but a burn is a burn but my principles also say a firm NO towards TSLA. Never again with TSLA.
>Elon Musk took a gulp of water on stage at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland last month and started talking up one of his latest passions: data centers orbiting Earth. 1. Regarded article. No one cares what he did in stage or any bs like that. 2. Data centers in space, no matter what, TALA +10%. 3. He also promised next gen batteries in early 2010s that will happen in 2018, 2019, 2021, 2023 and so on. Also Tesla robo taxis, Mars colonies and other bs like that. Fuck Musk, fuck TSLA, fuck the stock and it’s memery. Calls it is.
TSLA was half the price it is now before Orange got elected, it could just as easily get back down there if Blue team win midterms. Between BYD coming to Canada, autonomous vehicles space facing a lot of competition, including from NVDA, and most of robotics and talent in China, it just seems like a moronic risk/reward to bet on TSLA.
TSLA 405c 0dte. Fuck it!
You can wheel, but 1. You have to know it will actually go back up, and 2. Sometimes it can take a _while_ to do that. I owned 100 TSLA shares last year at 425. Had to hold it on a 50% drawdown all year, finally got out at 455 for 7%. Meanwhile S&P was 11%.
You have to be trolling. If not, then I'm sorry, that is just stupid when they have numbers to back it up. TSLA is going up with negative net income and revenue growth while Jensen is promising that 500B revenue with the actual growth.
Can't believe TSLA and AMZN were stocks considered part of the "Magnificent 7". Is humanity retarded?
I think MSTR will be suffering from lasting reputation damage from this week. But I said that about TSLA when Musk got all political and it kept going up.
TSLA and MSTR. Put your whole account on those two. I am a TRADER
How many publicly traded companies does he have outside of TSLA? Some people will win big on the SpaceX IPO, other people will get hurt. Both groups are most likely retarded.
Is my 03/20 TSLA 410C fucked up？
Any chance that TSLA touches $398 tomorrow?
CVNA and TSLA are the 2026 version(s) of Enron.
Imagine how hard TSLA would have joined with those MSTR earnings numbers
TSLA, PLTR, AMD all have a pretty irrationally exuberant valuation. NVDA too to some extent.
all in consumer staples and TSLA puts - doing fucking fantastic!
# Imagine TSLA gets bankrupt in the next 6 months.
TSLA will have its breakout moment. Musk always pulls it off. 🤌🏼
Based on your username, it can only be TSLA
Crash won't end until $TSLA is appropriately valued as a $4 stock
Bruh its now in the 60s. Walmart has a PE in the 40s, and lets not even talk about PLTR and TSLA.
the real issue is capex for AI by big tech. TSLA is just it's own thing. I don't understand it. CAPEX is ridiculous
Microsoft only up 13% in the past year, AMZN only up 19% in the past year, META only up 27.42% in the last year, AAPL TSLA GOOGL NVDA are barely off ATH. Should be plenty of room to drop right? See how dumb that sounds or no
Just buy TSLA, that stock seems immune to bad news.
Microsoft only 13% away from 52 week low, AMZN only 19% away from 52 week low, META 27.42% away from 52 week low. Apple, TSLA, GOOGL and NVDA are far too close to ATH then ATL. So, there should be plenty more downside in QQQ/SPY right?
I've been saying TSLA is overvalued since 2014. Should've just bought, I'd be banging a robot in a cyber truck by now.
Yes (I am short TSLA)
> but to suggest it's a bigger bubble than tech is madness lmao. This. XOM generates $28B income (with low oil prices) at a $600B market cap. Chevron generates $12B income at $360B market cap. In comparison: * PLTR generates $1.6B income at $300B market cap * TSLA generates $3B income at $1.4T market cap * AVGO generates $23B income at $1.4T market cap during the peak of the AI boom.
I miss the Friday TSLA pumps.
Nope. Still a TON of overpriced companies out there. I mean, how is TSLA $1.5T?!?
Google ain’t doodoo either. The rest though I agree are doodoo. Elon is eventually going to convince shareholders and the government to let TSLA buy SpaceX/xAI post merger. Maybe not soon, but down the road.
This is completely false, I can't stand the internet is filled with false information. First of all you can't calculate the top 10 for the last 10 years because the "top 10" changes everyday. Second If you take the current top 10 you will find out that article is shit: SPX - 250% NVDA - 27.000% TSLA - 2.800% AAPL - 1.000% AVGO - 2.200% GOOGL - 800% MSFT - 650% META - 500% AMZN - 650% WMT - 500% BRK-A - 280%
Is Elon not being cool enough for the rapist island bullish or bearish for TSLA?
Full porting TSLA calls tomorrow cause why not
Need NVDA at 180 and TSLA at 410 to feel good… May have to cut my losses and use that money for leaps. Looks like we are at the start of a bear 🐻 market, just hoping we see a small recovery and I can sell my calls before then
Canada going Chinese will hit TSLA hard. We are one of the largest customer bases.
Genuine question.. what's the reason behind this massive fall of tech stocks and shall I sell my stocks at available price and exit the game or stay quiet and watch? I invested almost 40k in TSLA at the moment. Please guide me.
How is TSLA not at 200 already with this sell-off? This was always the first to die
Im saying its a discount because the mass panic sell off has oversold, and now theres a shit load of people on the sidelines waiting to jump back in. I don't believe in anything except money, and when BTC eventually surges, so will MSTR. I think crypto as a concept is a fking scam/pyramid scheme, that doesn't stop me from owning some because I like money, and seeing how TSLA is still overpriced as shit, and scammers are everywhere, it will rise again. Why MSTR instead of BTC? Because MicroStrategy is more leveraged than crpyto. there will be more growth when the surge comes. the only question is how low the bottom will be.
Careful I got screwed holding TSLQ for a whole year waiting for TSLA to make sense
TSLA is still trading at a 400 PE.... Put seem like easy money
Have ptsd from the V so I sold a lot of my 2/6 puts at close. bout to miss out on a few k at least. SLV/QQQ/TSLA. :(
TSLA’s a many-year-old company with sales, manufacturing, tech, etc.. I’m talking about year-old companies that in the late 90s were IPO-ing with no real revenue. That avenue doesn’t exist today, so the risk is not concentrated in public markets for these hype companies.
Tesla below $400 finally. I hope TSLA bulls lose everything.
Yup. The hype cycle is not new. I remember when TSLA was unstoppable & people would buy ANYTHING in the EV sector. CCIV/LCID & RIVN were all huge. NIO & XPEV for the China market. But people were buying ridiculous companies like NKLA that never made a single vehicle. There was one that looked like little single person rocket ships. EV started fading in favor of quantum computing. Now AI. It’s hard to time the market, but these little hype bubbles can be a great play as long as you get out when the hype starts dying off.
Mag companies minus TSLA making enormous profits and growing rapidly.
How else could we artificially inflat TSLA share price. It's already being subsidized by all of our 401ks
Yeah just enough for me to break even on cash secured puts I sold on TSLA 2x
Thought TSLA was a tech co bro. Every tech is plunging and this bs with the nand memory are stabilizing. Wtf man?! Somebody fucking help me with hood, mstr, and fucking bitch ass iren. All good time must come to an end. Fuck it! DCA and calls!
Nice! I had a solid AAPL scalp yesterday, great morning breakout. When there is buying pressure it’s so strong, reminds me of TSLA on a good day
PLTR now back down to 70 forward PE when is TSLA's time? still 160 forward PE