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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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People are getting out of TSLA to invest in SpaceX.
And I am! 😀 I could be way off but I think TSLA holders will pare their positions in advance of spaceX ipo Cash for those shares gotta come from somewhere and longterm Elon peeps sitting on profits so…
TSLA is a shit stock for losers and morons
TSLA and LCID getting rekt
TSLA $370 tomorrow starting now
TSLA only has to go down another $100 before we get to watch Elon cry on MSNBC again.
Is is absolutely insane we’re flat on this shit also TSLA LMAO
Boys, I might be in a lot of trouble. I am holding covered short puts on $TSLA 4/10 strike 345
So you were able to think of one example, and that example is literally half the PE ratio of Tesla. Directly from Gemini • Tesla (TSLA): Tesla is currently trading at a higher earnings multiple than Palantir. Its current ratio of 379.5 is notably higher than its 2024 year-end levels (~110–198), indicating a recent expansion in its valuation multiple or a shift in earnings performance relative to its stock price. • Palantir (PLTR): While still high at 222.7, Palantir's P/E has contracted significantly from its 12-month average, which was previously above 460. This suggests that while the stock remains expensive by traditional standards, the "premium" investors are paying for its current earnings has eased compared to the prior year. The example you gave is literally half of Tesla and is directly repricing right now to *not* be that expensive. That actually makes the exact opposite argument of TSLA’s price making any sense lol
TSLA puts paying better than most jobs this month
Crazy to think that TSLA 347.5p 0DTE’s were 10 cents this morning
are they saying the TSLA car company or the robotics company ?? need shorting / longing advice pls
Den den den den den TSLA fuckin tanked
Watch how TSLA +10% and fuck this guy up then when he buys calls, TSLA drops and fucks him up again and then he buys puts and calls and TSLA will be theta. The beauty of TSLA…
Everyone knows they don't trade on EV revenue. Why are they still using EV revenue to look at TSLA's price target. Just project their 2030 revenue from robots and use forward PE to calculate their valuation.
What are you talking about? TSLA is down 30% off the peak. Shorting this bloated pig has been free money in 2026
TSLA is down 30% off the peak. Shorting this bloated pig has been free money in 2026
What are you talking about? TSLA is down 30% off the peak. Shorting this bloated pig has been free money in 2026
I was going to short TSLA this morning but I bet Elon will pull one of the oldest tricks in the book and merge TSLA and SpaceX to get his trillion dollar deal
Yeah I'd go full beat on TSLA, but Elmo is really good at pumping the stock with vaporware and his other companies allow him to prop it up, ala GE.
How fucked are my TSLA 335p. Selling spreads , can’t got lower right?
TSLA probably will crash, we’re entering an era of instability. TSLA and its ideas are peak optimism and just don’t work if the world isn’t cooperative. China is on a tight schedule to expand, they’ve already played their first card, Israel is losing grip on their vassal states and looking to expand before they have absolutely no friends in the world (the Chinese will never help them like the US does), Europe is flooded with foreign ideologues and will probably break out in civil war once the right wing parties start gaining power and Oil, which kept the world relatively peaceful is losing its power, which means the oil producing states in the Middle East will no longer benefit from peaceful existence. Even Canada is facing a population replacement crisis basically sponsored by India who has stated outright their intentions to occupy and subvert countries by sheer mass migration. Things can go pretty bad. I mean maybe I’m wrong but there’s a lot of things coming unwound geopolitically.
In the grim dark of near future, there is only calls. TSLA 1000
Hopefully TSLA drops enough before the SpaceX IPO to prevent Musk from becoming the first trillionaire.
Just another $345 to go and TSLA will be at appropriate market value.
Yup. TSLA is simply not a stock I consider. I don’t care if it goes up or goes down, because I consider it to be entirely meaningless. I don’t even know why people invest in this company at this point, nor do I really know why people speculate they will correctly time its drops.
People finally realizing just how garbage TSLA is. Sell that shit to zero
I got out of TSLA last year. No regrets.
This JPM analyst, Ryan Brinkman, is ranked 10,493 out of 12,128 Wall Street Analysts on Tipranks. Success rate is 50%. He is telling people to sell Rivian, with a price target of $9. I don't know if he has ever ranked TSLA as a buy. He told people to sell many times before it went up 15x.
It is a bit “surprising” when a meme stock that has never reacted to reality is starting to. TSLA is down 30% from all time highs. Hell it might be Elon cashing out to pump the next scam
They're gonna sell TSLA to buy SpaceX when it IPO then sell SpaceX before merger to buy TSLA.
In another universe where Elon didn't try to outgrift the value crash and TSLA focused on making better and better US EVs, it's doing quite well because of gasoline prices rising
TSLA only has another $300 to fall before im interested in buying
So why are we bearish on TSLA when we know Elmo is just going to merge SpaceX and Tesla together in efforts to get his $1T payout? Seems like a very good safety net if you ask me.
This is the first time i've seen TSLA react rationally in YEARS holy shit I am happy
TSLA slowmo trainwreck lol. Waaaaaaaaatchhhhh ouuuuuuuuuuuuut guuuuuuuuuuuuyssssssssss. Elcor ass bitch
Bad timing, the TSLA robots are still huge pieces of shit.
So TSLA has 300 PE, no growth for years, and you're not short? Why? Because we're all going to buy Elon's robots soon? GTFOOH.
not in any TSLA position but it's interesting how multiple analysts are saying now it could dump 60%
The nice thing with TSLA is that the stock price is equal its P/E. Quite handly.
The bank that banked Epstein trying to FUD TSLA so they can buy THEE dip.
As a person heavy into S&P etfs, how do I protect myself from TSLA decline?
It's not that simple, the trillion package is about TSLA having a market cap of 8.5 trillion and selling millions of cars and robots, nothing of that is materializing even if Musk becomes trillionaire selling spacex.
Because everything I have learned about stocks and investing is telling me TSLA is insanely overvalued and for the most part, it keeps going up. Too risky of a bet for me. Good luck tho!
> JPMorgan slapped a $145 price target on TSLA (Sell rating), calling ~60% downside, after Tesla missed Q1 deliveries by ~7,600 units and built a 50,000-unit inventory surplus.
Why hesitate? I just shorted TSLA at 357 without a second thought.
calling all my fund managers to see if they sold tsla on my index. if so, dumping the index and buying $TSLA with it. :)
$TSLA is one of those stocks where it will randomly start squeezing and we all miss out
TSLA real value is like 10$/share
Welp, looks like TSLA MM's are just obliterating retail since retail is at all time lows for trading... Wild drop today with such a bullish opening. I don't trust it. Hope Elon buys more and says something stupid like 420 again before his SpaceX IPO.
It's nice that Jamie is going after TSLA now. That guy loves manipulating the market knowing the SEC will never go after him lmao.
I feel bad for all th TSLA cultists who are in the process of becoming SpaceX cultists.
YTD TSLA is down around 21%. One could argue the hype is over
I think I will buy TSLA calls next Monday if it keeps dumping
Sure man, you go first shorting it TSLA is the embodiment of retard strength
What’s with TSLA? Not that I’m complaining
TSLA to 0, everything is computer
still a 330 PE ratio even after this slide. In a normal market, a stock valued this richly would be hammered downwards constantly with shorts and long puts, but no, TSLA just barely slides 30% over the course of 4 months. Probably because market makers print money selling puts to regards that keep thinking they can time the collapse
TSLA on some fuck shit frfr
Elon is down on his 1 billion purchase of TSLA back in sept, what a regard
Just short sell as many TSLA shares as you can get your grubby little fingers on
If you cut TSLA in half. It is still overvalued. LMAO
TSLA puts are in my top 5 worst trades of all time.
If you cut TSLA in half. It is still overvalued. LMAO
Wow TSLA going strait to 0 lol. Love that
TSLA and SpaceX are going to merge and its going to be incre... oh shit.
Did you guys think both TSLA will rise and SpaceX will have a massive IPO? It's the same money going in both.
I bought some TSLA calls for kicks so the drilling will continue, you’re welcome bears
why TSLA selling off, interesting... ?
When you wanna short SPY you short TSLA instead new method
I hate Tesla. But I hate JP even more. Calls on TSLA.
TSLA receives JPM kiss of life, it will go up inversely and up 60% by EOY
I always felt like Space X and xAI were tied into TSLA’s overvaluation. Now with those eyeing their own separate IPOs and Tesla being a consistent loser, I really do wonder what’s going to happen with Tesla.
I want to make money shorting TSLA so bad because making money off Elon's demise would be glorious, but I know if I ever tried, it would financially destroy me. TSLA is meme stock that exists in an alternate reality.
TSLA red every day. You love to see it
Haven’t seen TSLA steal the spotlight in a while
60% drop would still make TSLA vastly overvalued. It’s PE is over 300, over 10 times those in the Mag 7. 60% drop means the PE is still over 100 for a company that has no other meaningful revenue than EVs.
Why would they buy TSLA at this insane valuation, or at all?
Good try. TSLA 1000c Dec 31
Well if Reddit think TSLA is going down then anyone with more than a single digit IQ should buy as much as possible. Inverse r/stocks is guaranteed win.
Me and my bros were comparing diks and they all got micro peeners while I am slinging 1.5-2x their sizes. Puts on MSFT and TSLA
Why proxy TSLA when you can buy the real thing
You need to get a feel of how these things work, it kind of trading flipped on its head a lot of the time. Revolves a lot around the IV (implied volatility) of the asset and contracts. In 2026 Passive Nomads options simulator is hands down the best, its free and not at all affiliated with a broker. It plays 5Y chart data on SPY and TSLA and has 2 weeks of 0DTE on SPX to play out. Has the chart and full option chain with IV and Greeks dynamic changing as you play the chart. Can build all type of positions and practice 5years of trades in 10min. Pretty insane
I think you’re right but its something im waiting to see. Im actually hoping you are right. Because despite how detached TSLA share price is from reality, I think it is a great company and would love to invest at a cheaper price. Its already dipped considerably and if spaceX actually pulls loyalists away from it then I will buy in. Im not interested in the Musk empire. I am a fan of their EVs and I have high hopes for/am willing to gamble on Optimus. Im less interested in the products under spaceX umbrella, except starlink.
Why would it help TSLA lol, if anything it helps space stocks
Oh shit, they’re planning on squeezing TSLA. Should have bought calls
When even the Iranians are buying $TSLA