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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Kind of bearish on TSLA now because more people should be buying them because of the oil price hikes, but the stock keeps dropping because its tied to S&P. When oil fall's when the strait opens, why would anyone want to invest in the stock?
Yes. It finally is! NVDA, SPY, and TSLA is all WSB knows. They are all value investors now lol.
Elron just just plugged chuck norris soul in his neuralink so the plan is to build asml from scratch buy end of year and then move to a triple size tsmc by q1 27. Yields will of course be 150% right away ( chuck Norris, enough said) so q2 27 TSLA should be around 1 000 000 usd a share give or take. nfa
Wondering if someone more knowledgeable of options can help me. To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
I can’t even imagine how high gas would have to be for me to consider buying a TSLA.
nobody cares about TSLA anymore. TSLA haters went from being cool to gey lmaoo
TSLA nearly hit $500/share in December now trading at $360 we absolutely love to see it
I buy call options and sell CCs. I read topics in this subreddit often and many times just smile and shake my head. People make options so complicated sometimes, whereas it’s quite simple. First off with call options THE number one thing is to do your research and buy options on stocks that are going to go up. Duh! Once you pick that stock, check the Delta, because that tells you what % of a dollar you get, or lose, as the stock goes up or down. Second, check the Theta, so you know how much you are gonna lose for each day you hold the stock. Then, because you researched, make a decision about how much you want to spend and how far out the all option will go. When will the stock you picked go up? Gamma and Vega really are meaningless, the stock going up or down is what’s important. Virtually NEVER buy calls or hold calls through earnings. You’re probably gonna get killed because of the high IV. Earnings IS the time to sell CCs. The high IV inflates the option prices and the day after the earnings come out, the IV goes way down as do the option prices no matter what the earnings were. This is such easy money it’s stupid. I have a substantial position in GLW, Corning, and make $6000 to $8000 a week in CC’s. It’s such easy money. OI I see as important if you’re looking to buy expirations way out on some really low priced stock. There may be no OI and although you may be able to buy some calls, you might not be able to sell them cause there’s no action in that stock. I see absolutely no use for OI when selling CC’s, because if you want to make money with CC’s, own some popular stock like AMD, NVDA, GOOG, TSLA, etc…… Sell them one week out. That’s where the money is.
besides TSLA, it was the most over valued of the mag 7, so it makes sense it would fall hard. Still, its getting a little ridiculous. Like enough risk should be priced in at this point.
I bought 100 TSLA, 100 META, and then a ton of fixed income securities from some banks with. 5 year lock up and 2x upside....the VIX is nuts.
If you could return 50-100% in a year in a highly morally-questionable stock and pull out and invest back into indices once you’re done with it, you wouldn’t. Of course because you’re such a good person with such straight morals and could never do such a thing. I look down on people such as yourself. Let me guess, you never invested in TSLA and missed out on millions.
Gap up to 385 Sunday night to nuke your port. I have Tesla calls and I hope you are swinging TSLA puts.
Tiger Woods is the human version of TSLA FSD.
Up 60% since March 1st. Only a few grand, and I play weekly oil options Monday morning and sell Fridays. Been focusing on BP calls, and I short TSLA this week because fuck Musk.
I am with AMD, even added some more right before earnings. Trimmed some TSLA at $481 and $455 so i’m cool with that.
3 weeks out? I think TSLA is going down, but I think they sold off too much today and I'd bet more on it going up in the very short term, especially with the SpaceX IPO business that they're filing this coming week. I closed my bearish position on it this afternoon. I was +2 380 Jun 18s, -2 300 Jun 18s. Got a little more than 1k out of it. Still, I wish you luck! Who knows? It could go down anyway. The rest of the market is heading that way, Tesla's P/E ratio is insanely high, and other EVs seem to be taking off.
Gene "Cueball cuck" Munster believes in AI and TSLA
TSLA is still >300 p/e. The same people whining about the market being rigged are no doubt loaded to the gills with tesla calls.
Meanwhile, TSLA happily sitting at 300 PE
I bought TSLA calls because I'm regarded
I've been buying puts with dome of my extra cash. The DJT and TSLA puts are looking good today. Not that I'd put any significant fraction of my portfolio at risk on puts. It just feels good to watch over price companies coasting on hype and hubris slowly erode while my puts gain value.
Can someone explain to me why TSLA is not down that much? Is it similar to Steve Jobs’s “reality distortion field?” Wtf…
TSLA to 200 MSFT to 300 RKLB ASTS low 20s LUNR back to slumber 6-7 BTC to 10k if lucky Open ur A$$ bols 🤣
!Banbet TSLA $250 45d
Puts on TSLA might be the easiest bet right now. With SpaceX going public, there’s no need to invest in TSLA as a proxy. SpaceX will be the new hype-bet on Leon.
I always kind of figured it'd be TSLA that would finally kill the S&P, but boy howdy did Zuck decide to swoop in and steal the Regard crown from Elon.
The retarded investors don't care. They rather buy TSLA
May I remind you that TSLA was up almost 2% in pre market.
At least MSFT produces products worth a damn. TSLA only survives due to trickery to ban far superior EVs like BYD.
While everyone cries over MSFT, TSLA is the company most deserving of a bankruptcy, followed by insolvency, then delisting and finally scorn similar to Enron. Its should only be referenced in memes for being a farce.
long USO BNO. Short QQQ SPY IWM TSLA and PLTR. Am I crazy to just trim some small profits on the more expensive positions like high theta options and leveraged ETFs, and just hold the rest through april like my original plan?
Yeah, these Mag 7 P/E ratios look great huh: TSLA - 347 NVDA - 35 AAPL - 31 AMZN - 28 GOOG - 27 META - 25 MSFT - 23
*TSLA trailing P/E at 340* It's cheap I tell ya
LOL TSLA been overvalued for years welcome to reality!
TSLA only down 25% from highs is just hilarious. Saudis keep this stock up no matter what
MSFT I get but even Elon doesn't give a shit about TSLA anymore
Of course I had to hold both MSFT & TSLA. FML
Musk has already publicly said the future value of the company is in robotics. He knows TSLA is just another player in the EV market as I predicted would be the case several years ago. There is no IP that protects an "EV", anybody can build one, it's a commodity product. Funny thing is robotics will be a very large market, but general humannoid robot will also be a commodity product. I think it was fair to say TSLA wa first to mass market an EV. They are definitely not first with humannoid robot.
$100B profit a year and people think MSFT should be worth less than TSLA
Check MU. After that check TSLA to see the clown market.
My USO Calls and TSLA puts are printing boys. We are we winning 🥇
MSFT and META being more down from ATH than TSLA deserves a report
How are there still so many people here talking about TSLA MSFT and NVDA?? Can yall really not find any more interesting stocks? Still stuck in 2024
Have you tried a Chinese EV? It’s miles ahead of TSLA in quality. Didn’t believe it until I saw it in person.
apparently SpaceX will buyout TSLA so it gets into SPY straight away ? crazy
Is he outraged because of $580 M. NVDA or TSLA alone eat that in 5’ breakfast at opening
I am so fucking sick of this shit. We used to do DD....chart analysis...meme.....now its just fucking tweets and shitcoins. Sad. TSLA 1000
"in proportion" means you're effectively getting the S&P 499, everything except that one company. It wont "melt you", but it might reduce your gains by 0.4% or something. But yeah, seeing how that bullshit company TSLA is doing, these stocks can stay unreasonably overvalued beyond my comprehension.
probably big move one way off the rip, everyone places their bets, than theta joins the party TSLA randomly moons 14 day pause announced at 4:16 pm
To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
To get the most gain from Terafab generating $800B full year 2027 revenue would it make more sense to buy Jan 2028 leaps for $TSLA or 2029 leaps since there would be more time for volatility if it's already deep in the money by January 2028?
Why does no one here talk about the best long term hold stock, TSLA?
TSLA’s product is to sell shares. The car stuff is just a distraction.
lol TSLA sent me an email reminding me they killed model s and x and i could get the one before the end of the month. No thanks, i'll buy a car that's still in production to hopefully get repair parts in the future.
Did anyone see TSLA published a consensus for deliveries in q1 2026? 365,000 cats consensus lul https://ir.tesla.com/press-release/delivery-consensus-first-quarter-2026
Man I struggle with taking profits too soon. Had TSLA puts today, moved the stop loss up too aggressively and got stopped at 10% gain but could have had 30-50% easily the way it dropped seconds later. Taking profits is fine but that would have made for a nice week.
Nah fuck you TSLA NVDA Bul greedy fuck. Your moms a hoe
Is TSLA above $50? ✅ = we drop more ❌ = we probably drop more
Valuation are not that low. Exhibit A: TSLA
And that’s ok. If you’re not looking at the fundamentals, then you’re gambling. TSLA is now down 25% and I wouldn’t bet on them recovering any time soon. It may also be why Elon is rushing this IPO in arguably the worst environment. To me he looks like he’s a bit desperate. If SpaceX doubles and I miss out, I will be ok with that given how far the valuation is from its fundamentals. Cerebras and Anthropic IPOs are much more exciting to me.
TSLA gapping up 5% tomorrow bet
Getting my dick handed to me on MSFT but at least it's better than GOOGL, META or god forbid TSLA
Facts. TSLA are shares in a reality distortion field. If the distortion holds, the stock goes up. If there are any glitches in the distortion field, the stock goes down.
Cute that you think tesla the business is in any way related to TSLA the stock
Kind of like TSLA stock? Oh wait...
That's probably one of the reasons for this IPO. TSLA has been milked to the max, so new grift is needed.
How many shares do you go short? You can’t exactly see how many shares of TSLA (or whoever) are represented in your QQQ position.
Yeah that one doesn’t make a lot of sense. And people buying garbage like CVNA and TSLA.
TSLA gonna get wrecked by acolytes switching to the new scam
Oh right I can buy TSLA calls tomorrow \*rubs hands\*
Tim Walz somewhere celebrating TSLA actually down
Full disclosure, I bought puts on TSLA, so massive rip incoming
I hope both META and TSLA go to $0 value
Bought December 155 puts on TSLA
I hate when market is picky on fundamentals. One news and MU/SNDK obliterated 2 days straight. Barrage of “bad” news and TSLA down by 3%
it's unacceptable to me that TSLA is only down 2.5%
It at least still worked mid 2022 with for-pay social media accounts. I reported a handful of Reddit accounts and YouTube accounts to the SEC and got refunded on my AMD and TSLA losses enough to recoupe most of my losses. Google and Reddit shutdown those users accounts. The SEC flagged them for violating the IAA because they were accepting money (and they can't use "not financial advice if they're taking money). These days I'm not getting follow up after filling the usual TCR complaint form. The usual thing you can do is sign up to one of these for-pay guy plugging a stock that you've lost on, and then report them and show proof of payment. It's a pretty small price to pay to get back some losses.
question... is it me, or the drawdowns for big names are starting to become worse than 2022? the index is just lies at this point, everything else has been in a bear market for months... is this too big of a regarded take? MSFT -34%, META -30%, GOOGL AMZN TSLA NVDA almost -20%, financials and software are also kinda fucked I don't remember 2022 being much worse, except SPY was down way more ofc
TSLA is worth more than META now lmao
TSLA if they make it is much bigger than META most META products are essentially wasting human lives collectively
META worth less than TSLA is absurd
Im buying TSLA. I mean look at those fundamentals. Very resilient during times of war and bear markets
TSLA will be the last Mag7 left standing at this rate
Every ounce of retard in my body wants to buy TSLA puts here
ATTENTION RETARDS: The new directive is to destroy TSLA 🚗💥 Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sold my TSLA puts yesterday that I bought at the top way way too early.