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0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
I built a free dealer-gamma + live options-flow terminal for SPX/SPY/QQQ. No signup. Tear it apart.
Michael Burry Loads Up On QQQ Puts, Boosts MU Short As He Braces For ‘Larger Fall’ — Here’s What He Did To NVDA, PLTR And TSLA
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 11 2026
$TSLA when everyone is bullish but darkpool activity is bearish AF
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering Part II
Comedy is legal again! ($TSLA) ($SPCX)
SPCX: What Most People Are Not Considering
Michael Burry bets against rally: ‘We are near a major top, and possible a 1987-type fall’
TSLA earned another $33,561. For me, this is just an ordinary trading day.
$200 > $5,000 challenge day 1
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SPCX won't do anything until TSLA reports tomorrow imo
Somebody in my broker just bought $16k worth of TSLA shorts lmao
I suppose neither investors for TSLA and SPCX have say against the merger right? It’s only up to the regulators and that part also is questionable
Puts on TSLA.. calls on SPCX.. Elon running TSLA into the ground to get it cheaper next year with SPCX merger..
I3f TSLA goes up 2% from here I am at 0, everything down is profit. Let's go.
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 0W - 1L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $300.00 (below) | $375.38 | -20.1% | Fri 3:33 PM ET |
Good luck TSLA and SPCX option holders. 🫡SPCX earnings today after close.
SPCX to announce TSLA merger
TSLA looks a little “dumpy” before earnings tomorrow night… 🤔
SPCE Earning tonight. If it moon it will takes TSLA with it and TSLA will take QQQ/SPY with it but then it will do a flip and dump the whole market.
TSLA bout to shid its pants
Gonna dip in some SSPC before SPCX/TSLA earnings.
Cathie Wood: TSLA heading to $5,000
balls deep in leveraged SPCX and TSLA, who's with me?
$TSLA $4400???????
TSLA tanking but I can't buy puts feelsbadman
The plan is Space X goes to $250 and tomorrow TSLA announces they issued an offer @ 469.69😆
And then we have TSLA earnings tomorrow...rumors of merging with SPCX, $420/share on TSLA idk idk
Will SPCX merging with TSLA be the moment the roadster jumped the semi? No way that shit maintains their collective value
Are you familiar w/ $TSLA? https://preview.redd.it/s3ni0almanwh1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=d600c3fc0f1af11803124b5d1e5710ad098dbcea
TSLA next option expiry is Friday since there’s no tues/thurs expiry for single stock. And wed is their earnings so that’s always skipped as well for single stock.
Hey regard, I know Google is tough to use, but TSLA options that expire Wednesday (10/21) are not listed because TSLA is reporting earnings on 10/21 so that expirary will not be available on any TSLA options on any brokerage. You're not being blocked...
TSLA doesn’t offer 0DTE options on Tuesdays or Thursdays.
TSLA going on a straight ripper
Beginning to think TSLA puts were not the play.
TSLA is actually inspiring. Millions of the dumbest people on the planet can do the dumbest thing ever and no one out there can stop them. Truly inspiring
And it shows. TSLA is not as good a business as SPCX.
I think SPCX is the better company that meets their goals more swiftly with a more proficient staff. Tesla has many projects that the public wants but does not fulfill them efficiently or consistently well. I would not want the Tesla model to dilute the competency of SPCX. In brief: TSLA hires dreamers and SPCX hires engineers.
Would be absolutely hilarious if market tanks TSLA and SPCX on both SpaceX earnings tonight and Tesla earnings tomorrow
Yes, I second this statement. Here is [his teaching website](https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/home.htm) and I also like reviewing his analyses on [his blog](https://aswathdamodaran.blogspot.com/search?q=spaceX). I found his SpaceX and past TSLA analyses insightful.
TSLA green I just don’t get it
Omg I play $TSLA quite often (usually 0-1DTE as they’re not cheap and I’m broke), but just checked the options chain and they are insane 😂 That’s normal for any company with earnings this week though, would steer clear of donating premiums to MMs before IV crush 📉
sure w.e you say, but TSLA is not an AI company.
Betting my last $5k on TSLA going to 300. Pray for me.
Why is TSLA down the least I need to look into this closely there must be government level manipulation
Ive been single handedly holding TSLA stonk down since January and you people havent even said thank you yet 🤌
TSLA FSD has been around long before Grok. It is an SLM trained in part by the data collected from the actual driving miles put on TSLA cars. You don't use LLM for very specific use case, you use SLM. LLM stands for large language (keyword) model. It is mean to be able to converse. The driving SLM is looking more for visual queues, not how to respond in a conversation.
I'm not a TSLA bull. I am an SMH bull. SMH companies are growing top and bottom line, TSLA is not. But that doesn't mean TSLA is not building AI models and then incorporating them into their products.
the pros for combining is Elon getting better control. His control of TSLA is not as absolute compared to SPCX.
run a regression of TSLA and SMH tell me the correlation
How do you think the TSLA cars and robots can operate by themselves? They are using AI.
TSLA not really. Spcx is an AI company. They have Grok and Grok bot
Cathy Woods (one of the worst investors in history) raises her TSLA price target to 4400$ demonstrating that she's just a retarded as the rest of us.
TSLA and AMZN just turned green, the first movers. It’s beginning
When somebody tells me they lost money on 0dte’s I sympathise When somebody tells me they lost money holding TSLA common stock I smile
TSLA should be at 100
Puts 6 months away should be actually the play. Too many retards buying the hype, so it's gonna be the same as TSLA and SPCX
If TSLA is not red today I’m taking matters into my own hands
Method, since someone will ask. Straddle: Friday Oct 23 expiry, 367.5 strike, call $12.18 plus put $11.45 = $23.62 at Monday Oct 19's close, stock $367.82. It also carries Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday's normal trading, so it should shrink a bit by Wednesday's close. The chain puts the earnings day on its own at about 5.3%. Past quarters: each report's at-the-money straddle as a % of the stock, priced the night before (all 12 reported after the close). Gap = prior close to next open. Close = prior close to next close. 12 reports from Oct 2023 to Jul 2026, split 5 (2023-24) and 7 (2025-26). Full 12 quarters: the gap beat the straddle 5 of 12 and the close beat it 7 of 12. The average close to close move was 9.0% against 7.6% priced. That is the number that makes TSLA earnings look cheap, and most of it comes from 2023-24. Over 5 years (20 reports) the gap beat the straddle 8 times. The sell side P&L is just the move minus the straddle cost. It ignores the time value still left in Friday's options the day after the report, which flatters sellers a little. Seven reports is a small sample, and July shows how one quarter can erase three. IV: 30 day implied vol with the earnings day removed is 38.0%, 5th percentile of the past year (IV rank 13.5). 20 day close to close realized is 30.8%, and no earnings date sits inside that window (last report Jul 22). Disclosure: I build ApexVol, which is where the charts come from. Educational, not advice.
nah he's the GOAT in terms of financial structuring no one tells him what to do since TSLA beat the shorts
today is TSLA day I think. Also, when everybody is let down then it is the day that it goes parabolic
SpaceX gonna pump off $32 worth of earnings TSLA merger rumors
Yes that shit was fucking insane. I lost a decent bit on that. TSLA probably my worst stock of all time I don't trade it anymore.
You guys remember Spring of 2025, TSLA had about the worst ER in the history of capitalism and it rallied like 70% over the subsequent three months? That could happen again. Its investors are absolute imbeciles.
https://preview.redd.it/oe0uaoj8fjwh1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=50e6d926cb50e67101cf9708a8cf213c4bdb4b88 going to case study this against TSLA via puts going into earnings, if the setup tomorrow and Wednesday fit the presumable narrative
The financial equivalent of morality is shorting TSLA
$TSLA would be $30. But at least more kids in Ukraine 🇺🇦 survive https://preview.redd.it/fm5y8675ejwh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b65f1664cc2bad31d59a80ac7df5539ff59a15
That "+" is doing some heavy lifting. They'd come down to what their revenues actually justify. Everything else is near 20-30 PE. TSLA would have a long way to go to get into that range.
So excited for TSLA earnings. Found this little snippet on their website: “Say you have a dog, but you need to create a duck on the financial statements. Fortunately, there are specific accounting rules for what constitutes a duck: yellow feet, white covering, orange beak. So you take the dog and paint its feet yellow and its fur white and you paste an orange plastic beak on its nose, and then you say to your accountants, ‘This is a duck! Don’t you agree that it’s a duck?’ And the accountants say, ‘Yes, according to the rules, this is a duck.’ Everybody knows that it’s a dog, not a duck, but that doesn’t matter, because you’ve met the rules for calling it a duck.” \-TSLA Corporate Handbook
TSLA META and LMT earnings all this week
I knew TSLA had to be on there. Look at like every other chart today
SIRI, Ford, WMT, CART, T, TSLA
The rule with TSLA and SPCX is to always inverse WSB.
I’d be buying TSLA puts here at these prices if it weren’t for earnings this week. Oh well. Just have to wait a few days
Apple - Puts TSLA - Puts Meta - Puts GOOG - Calls Amzn - Calls Msft - Calls
TSLA is down 18% YTD as well. Both seem like a wet duke.
I don’t believe in it necessarily but followed the momentum on a lot of different investments and bought some bitcoin in 2016. I did quite well. Same thing with Apple when they launched iPhone. AMZN when they only sold books. TSLA when they were days away from being bankrupt. GME right before the squeeze. For some things you don’t have to understand or believe in them yourself. Just enough other people need to believe and drive the value.
With how things have gone over the past year or so, this will inexplicably either raise or lower TSLA.
Market down on META/TSLA earnings, up the following week on GOOG/AMZN earnings.
what do guys think about TSLA price after earnings ?
TSLA, PLTR, AMZN ridiculous pumps today.
Is Elon going to buy Tesla at 400$ from himself? Seems bold for the second most overpriced in company to buy the most overpriced company considering both TSLA and SpaceX are money furnaces selling sci-fi dreams to the uneducated masses.
Who's buying TSLA before earnings ?
I mean, I don't think TSLA *is* any better, but something else being an investment completely detached from reality doesn't make crypto automatically a good investment.
sure. TSLA will overshadow and overpower anything RIVN can do. This guy isnt making a Deep Dive, he's doubling down on his existing bags in a hope to break even. He's starting from a losing position, and hoping you'll give him karma or even join him on the SS Titanic. This is pre-loss porn bro
Position: no positions in TSLA or related. You're paying for the Optimus and robotaxi optionality at a premium PE, which is fine if your five-year thesis is intact, but the earnings print is the real near-term risk. Worth setting a price where you'd add or trim before it arrives.
IDK even know why I touch TSLA at this point, when it gets rangebound it stays there, but I still I touch OTM contracts
yeah everything but TSLA
I wouldnt. RIVN is actually the retarded brother of TSLA. There's no juice here that isnt going to get sucked out by tesla
TSLA is a different story. They aren't limited to just EVs. I keep buying and selling options too. It's easy money. RIVN won't do the same, but rooting for you. I won't put my money on it
What are we classifying TSLA as for these purposes lol
Took profits on TSLA puts now waiting out in my SPY 768p to go more in the money
I need a show of hands, all the people that think TSLA is actually going to make a purchasable flying car.
TSLA earning guaranteed to be shit but it’s like a coinflip they merge with SPCX which will bankrupt you if you’re short
TSLA with the rocket thrusters
I’m just asking for TSLA to drop a few bucks that’s all
TSLA goin back to 300 after earnings. Betting my last $5k on it.
Absolutely no pull back on TSLA today crazy
The Schwab data API had a massive 0dte data issue today, but I didn't see the issue in ToS (ThinkOrSwim web and mobile). I.e. my python algo was getting SPX/TSLA/QQQ option chains where all the greeks were set to -999 if they expired today (TSLA for Friday seemed OK). They fixed it 60-90 minutes after market open. It was annoying, but I manually placed my limit orders in ToS instead of relying on the API. Regardless, do not use market orders for options, unless you like surprises Maybe schwab was displaying old/delayed data for that ticker or strike, maybe data packets were being delayed somewhere between Schwab and your network, or between your network and screen (i.e. network or display driver glitch)... but if you used a limit order for the price you wanted this wouldn't have been an issue.
Im too deep on my TSLA short I either finish in profit or at 0 I don’t care
TSLA is going to kickflip to 400 after earnings isn’t it
TSLA really the only stock holding its pump? Melon magic