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I’m the guy with TSLA loss porn early in the week trying to buy puts, I revenge traded and made almost all of it back…
Sundar nearly ended my ass twice through earnings, but at least FTNT and TSLA puts saved me
Isn’t it weird that TSLA stock is detached for the reality for THIS long
The face of someone who just discovered the dip has a dip
Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
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We were up big last night, what happened? And of fucking course TSLA is up.
TSLA Puts, $240 strike price, December expiration, let's goooo
i have 20k in 0dte TSLA puts watch this shit hits 420 for no reason today
TSLA breaking out of literally all DTL and hasn’t had one of its good ol’ TSLER gamma days in a cool little minute. Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see 7% run up days and just blow peoples minds lol. So many shorts from Friday’s dump caught on wrong side.
Short TSLA with 20x leverage. That shit is going to $150 in Q4.
TSLA to $150 after midterms. EPS was 22 cent for Q3, most came from government handouts and Bitcoin holdings. Sales are trending down for the third year. Their self driving system continues to run into concrete walls.
I'm anticipating a midterms meltdown, TSLA is held up by corruption.
Examples? Nothing comes even close to smthg like TSLA
Yeah China doesn't really rely on the stock market or other investor markets for their funding, it's a whole different mechanism and they deliberately pop bubbles in things like real estate where people actually need homes. It's not as big a concern in equities where it's supposed to be speculative and the hype investors are expected to lose their shirts, but they frown on bubbles and focus more on linking wealth to actual production and value without speculation. BYD is now crushing Tesla in EV sales for 2 years in a row and soon Geely will push TSLA to 3rd, but the stock value way lags behind the performance, because the value is in the physical assets and production. Although that said BYD has finally been gaining lately so may be their blue chips at least might be holding on more to a value that makes sense.
I don’t want you to lose money though. (Hey, can you reverse your market short position on TSLA for me!?)
It’ll likely happen eventually so he has all the control. He has like 85% control over SPCX but only like 5 (or 15, I don’t remember) percent control over TSLA. Shareholders (long term holders) are completely delusional toadies and will vote for it if he wants it.
Well TSLA is only like 95% over valued, so 🤷
Too many have been burnt shorting TSLA, but maybe this time is it?
TSLA the only safe investment right now..
Nah... it's more passive investing than anything else. Was a novel concept 50 years ago. Nowadays common advice is DCA into ETFs, and the majority of investing happens on autopilot. People's paychecks automatically vest via 401ks, etc, and a lot is allocated based on market cap. No one thought through how that'd effect equity markets when most of investing happens this way. Elon musk knows (or has people working for him that know) that business fundamentals don't matter when this is the case. All that matters is market cap valuation, as higher (overvalued or not) gets you more passive inflows and will cement you at the top of indices - hence it's important to IPO with huge valuations. TSLA is a good example, between Musk and passive investors, the remaining float isn't enough to fight the tide...
At least the SP reflects it at -10% YoY. I've never owned TSLA just because I can't wrap my head around a 400 P/E but their megapacks are sold out until 2028 and I'd bet they'll keep building cool shit for a long long time. And gross margins of 20% for heavy industrial manufacturing is pretty saucy.
cant they afford better EVs? Isn't TSLA like the Honda of EVs now?
TSLA deserves ro be black swan'ed.
Hot take: AI will destroy the internet. Now when I view shit on Instagram I question whether it's real and the fact I have to question shit, the idea of having to question, makes it lame af and not worth it anymore. It def makes the world demotivating to where I think even lawmakers realize how its psychologically impacting the future. Long $TSLA because this story is lame unless I drop a position
Really just depends on where TSLA is. I would not be selling monthly or longer options right now. TSLA is either going to break out or break down from here. If TSLA were to close weekly back below 401.17 looking for breakdown. Above 406.13 and the trend up is alive. Could be this week or a month from now. For the coming week it should be hard for TSLA to get over the FIBS sitting from 422 to 430. First it has to close over 406 and then 415. 430 is as low as I would want to sell this week. I'm usually around a .10 delta or less. How many calls I sell again all depends on the situation. Sometime I leg in on lots 3, 5 or 10. There have been times on drops where I go all in.
i want an SP499 ETF, no TSLA
That's it TSLA bb just let go
Full port TSLA PUTS, $240 strike price, expiring December
True. I think TX loss would be perceived as horrible but I think reality is different. Starbase is literally its own city. And SPCX/TSLA employee thousands in Texas and contribute a crap ton to the economy. Any attack on the company would be seen as cutting off one's nose to spite their face.
Deep red by morning. INTC -6% TSLA -0.30% AAPL +0.30%
It really depends on a lot of factors as I mentioned in my comment. Do you have any experience selling CC's? I have shares in an IRA and a taxable account. I am more conservative in the taxable due to tax implications as I have a low cost basis. Yet to lose any shares. Don't be greedy. Sell at strikes above resistance. We're in an interesting spot with TSLA showing strength on Friday's market dump and closing back above the downward channel. Feel free to ask specific questions.
PLTR calls or puts?? Mfs more ballooned than TSLA at this point
Yeah I think they'll totally implement it (and soon) for sure. And component costs are going to hit their margins this earnings too. Which is why it's a weird stick for the market to trade as an AI safe haven. TSLA is just on another planet 😂
I agree many lost millions trying to short TSLA, but that's not necessarily because he's equal to Bezos in terms of business sense, IMHO it's more likely becuase he's a crony with a cult following of speds thinking "Elon is modern day Vanderbilt, SpaceX is the railroad to the stars! He's gonna make his own Amazon!" etc.
0.5B in real money, loans against his assets but I'm sure they don't take TSLA or SPCX stock as a donation. Very likely that he pissed it away.
I don't need AI to explain that to me. The market makers and hedge funds are holding up TSLA because they're practically printing money selling all the puts to people who see how "obviously" overpriced it is. Evidently even Bill Gates got in on the action not long ago going short on TSLA probably via puts. That's why the "obvious" answer is often the wrong answer in the market, in the short run at least. You can't just follow the crowd to make money, but you fall into traps thinking you're a "contrarian" too. There's probably very few financial analysts and others with even the most elementary abilities who think Tesla at 400 P/E is anywhere near fairly priced. Even in a merger situation, I don't see Musk diluting himself massively by paying a premium to Tesla's already ridiculous price.
TSLA puts for the dem sweep?
Yea I think that’s the argument for companies like GOOG, META, and MSFT (or maybe even TSLA), they can bundle in existing products. I do not have a very strong opinion but I can see the argument, I do not know how much is already priced in.
And tips for trading TSLA? I feel like I hear a strong group of people that just constantly play it and make good money. Do you just use trendlines for it?
Why would you want companies with that valuation to go up? TSLA is just another car company, worth profits than ford and they're trading like the next messiah. Even if autonomous vehicles justified that valuation that means googl should be a 10 trillion dollar company since they're way ahead and are far more likely to be the standard that other car companies (that already have camera's/lidar in their newest cars) would follow. And, if you want space to grow best thing to happen is to break up spcx so that money the goernment diverts to space doesn't end up funding a cesspool of a social media company and datacenters.
TSLA because the memes. Saw like 500 on the freeway today, crazy
5 years ago I made 45k on TSLA options and I called my mom and told her I was paying her mortgage for the next 6 months. I been chasing that high ever since and nothing comes close. I make good money and have a decent job. Nice home new cars. My kids are well taken care of. Sometimes like today I just dont care. All this is bs. Why do I stress so much. In 100 years from now no one will remember me. Nothing matters.
TSLA is valuation acts more like a collectable vs a traditional equity.
Tulip bulb mania ended in a few years. Musk’s grifts are almost a decade old. Only the oldies remember when he pumped up TSLA with fake Saudi buyout announcements
It's moment like these that should point out to you that reddit is detached from reality. From normal fundamentals, yes, $TSLA is WAY too high. But what reddit will never acknowledge is that Tesla's robotaxi tech stack is real AND their business model has enormous potential. People claim vision only doesnt work, but have you considered the sheer number of extremely smart engineers who think you are wrong? And if you are wrong about vision only not working, then that means tesla CAN hit the insane revenue amounts they say they can which DOES justify the stock. The reason why $TSLA was resilient against the latest drop is quite simply that Tesla just hit 1000 unsupervised robotaxis in texas with now 4 million miles of unsupervised robotaxi data with no at fault serious crashes. This puts it at about 6x safer than a human, and the Houston Texas geofence just 10xed in size.
TSLA merger with SPCX at 500+ helps TSLA shareholders… load up on TSLA below 400
quite possible. am 25k short on $TSLA in 400-402 range
I'm still pretty confident TSLA hits 420 this week
That’s a good counterpoint; but I think TSLA is at least partly a maga stock now and its valuation is all about this merger that could still be blocked. Or they could threaten to nationalize starlink under the defense production act or whatever. It might be red meat for that part of the base that is not invested.
Erm, there is a stock called TSLA.
The dog that has not barked is TSLA; Elon needs to get indicted ASAP if Dems actually can gain power. Then: look out below.
Honestly nobody knows short term with all the noise right now. What I'd focus on is anything down 90% with 3 weeks left needs a huge move just to get back to even. I'd probably close the worst ones and keep whatever cash is left for the next trade. Next time try smaller size and more time on the contract so one bad month doesn't wipe it out I mostly Trade SPX 0dte, NVDA, and TSLA
OpenAI and Anthropic will both collapse, but they will take most of Mag7 with them. TSLA will get black swan'ed a cluple years. The debt is too high and with open source models and cheaper, efficient and more capable hardware entering the market, AI will become a cheap commodity. Very useful tool, but not beholden to access bazed on expensive tokens. If hyperscalers were smart, GOOG, MSFT and META should cut their losses (capex) and save their businesses. They are diversified enough.
Retardla (TSLA) is still trading above 400 PE. So basically don’t be regarded when others are
BTFD LONG TOKENIZED STONKS BOIS GOOGL, TSLA, SPCX will rip next week
TSLA safe heaven, best stonk ever, ELON IS THE BEST EVER. Meanwhile RDDT and AI stonks dump 50% in a week
I'm not buying any of these stock individually yet, I'm sticking to index funds. So I agree that valuation seems high. But I also am not betting against it. I don't get a TSLA feeling from this stock yet. I'm sure some companies will go bust along the way, but I'm also sure that this is revolutionary change and fortunes will be made. Cursor got bought out, those guys made bank. There will be other companies that disappear profitably for investors too when they get bought out by someone larger. Apple might end up buying someone eventually, I don't think they will outsource ai forever.
Maybe the question is whether you share the vision. Do you believe in electric vehicles? TSLA is essentially the only domestic manufacturer. All domestic legacy manufacturers gave up. I believe in 5 years virtually no one will manually operate a vehicle. Musk’s companies were initially considered stand alone but are now increasingly moving towards natural consolidation. Look I can’t stand the man’s politics but he is looking towards the future not next quarter. Feel free to call him names but he is a visionary who can execute. SPCX and TSLA and XE (not a musk stock) are my only non-ETF holdings. Yes there is short term pain and maybe it’s dead money — let’s check back in 5 years.
You said Reddit’s mad about TSLA going up. My point was, it’s up 4% in 5 years. Nobody gives a shit about your hindsight bias of the last 10+ years.
You said Reddit’s mad about TSLA going up. My point was, it’s up 4% in 5 years. Nobody gives a shit about your hindsight bias of the last 10+ years.
Should’ve bought TSLA (Roadster I mean)..
Wrong lesson here bro. 15 years ago TSLA was only $1\~2 and Model 3/Y didn't even exist. LOL
**BanBet Created** ▼ | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** | $360.00 (below) | $399.67 | -9.9% | Sat, Nov 7, 1:51 AM ET |
!banbet TSLA $360 1w
It is gonna get bad. Like people jumping out of buildings bad. I don’t want *that.* I’d be satisfied if pieces of shit scam companies like MSTR, CVNA, TSLA, and SPCX lose like 90% of their market caps.
Apple is not a real tech brand lmao. It’s a lifestyle/luxury brand like nike or Louis Vuitton. I say this as someone who works on mac 8+ hours a day and owns an iphone. Warren Buffett literally bought loads of apple cause it’s all in the marketing and image Its customer base is full of people who don’t give a crap about tech. The people who actually need Apple products (swe, designers) aren’t the reason it’s worth what it is If you’re using Apple to justify your understanding of tech you might as well use TSLA to justify your understanding of the automotive industry
Who’s the grim reaper coming for next week? TSLA? NVDA?
I like your history but it doesn't fit reality. Markets are not moved by wealthy individuals. What moves markets are big funds that are managed by trained professionals and not stupid imbeciles. The reason why $TSLA keeps beeing so overvalued is perhaps a good question for a frontier AI model
Really praying dpr TSLA and SPCX to get Black-Swan'ed. No other companies or CEO's deserve this more than Elmo. Just complete obliteration of the stock price.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I bought TSLA at IPO and sold it 2 years later to buy a Mazda?
INTC support TerraFab or $SPCX & $TSLA merger, takeover $INTC
Absolutely horrendous day today, lost -100% on both TSLA put positions, out of all market TSLA decided to play a hero. $400 gone. Besides just went for a 20 min walk, went back and all candy from huge porch is gone. It was full when I was leaving and now there's nothing. Some fuckers took it all in one go. WTF.
All I know is that prior to Trump’s first term, and all the staff changes & purges at the SEC, he was openly very disliked by the commission. Their prosecution of him for his use of social media to manipulate TSLA and Doge coin was successful and resulted in undisclosed fines and an order that he employ a “Twitter sitter” to review all social media posts before making them public. He then bought Twitter as a giant f\*\*\* you to the commission. Take all of that for what you will.
Hey man where are you? TSLA is not 500. 💯🤨🤔
TSLA 0dte calls were a 15x
My TSLA CEO is not the same as ur AI fairytales https://preview.redd.it/07hctwil5oyh1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156586552fc90f0ae611738ad19045e2a671d10b
TSLA investors having their biggest day in years today simply by being less red than everyone else
Winner of the day: $TSLA Loser of the day: $SPCX (horrible performance).
TSLA- does October candle look like Jan 2024 candle? https://preview.redd.it/2qpxha5y3oyh1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b2f1bdadf35d8758e04c8cb67d763f1b980f44
TSLA only safe investment next week.. 420. Monday.
Another day another two -100% positions. Mission well done. Thanks, TSLA.
TSLA ending green, or nearly, on less than average volume on a day when the other dogshit company that is supposed to be acquiring it crashes 6%. Make it make sense
TSLA only -2.92% Those are rookie numbers.
Doesn't matter what I do I just can't win. Trying TSLA puts today whole day and they're fucking me over and over.
hahahahha TSLA shorts did me so right i might position into calls for everything into monday
TSLA wtf is this reversal kys
Got so lucky with that TSLA bounce. Quickest +$4000 ever
TSLA being down only 1% is bullish AF. It wants 500 EOY
TSLA shareholders are such cucks 😊😊
Saw a guy here posting TSLA puts exp December as free money, and he may actually have a point. If 🥭 win the world is fucked so puts, if 🥭 loose then Musk will be investigated for bribery and TSLA will tank. Win-Win in either scenario 🧐
#Stocks off from their 52-week high: #SPY: -3.5% #NVDA: -18% #GOOG: -32% #AMZN: -17% #TSLA: -21% #META: -22% #AVGO: -35% #MU: -32% #AMD: -25% #INTC: -55% #ORCL: -52% #LMAO🤌🍁⛹🏾
damn TSLA still holding up though wtf?!
if you bought $1,000 worth of $TSLA 5 years ago you would have $1,000 today follow for more wealth tips
what kind of monkey do you have to be to be buying TSLA right now??
TSLA and SPCX are still extremely overvalued imo. Forward P/E is still 180x on TSLA... an I think that is rosy af.