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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Except TSLA, Puts printed
TSLA 500 next week easy
Of course, he had enough control before buying Twitter, but then he had to sell some TSLA stock to buy it. So, saying it's not like he's going to spend it is absolutely a gaslighting statement, since he literally sold TSLA stock to buy something and he wants to get that ownership percentage back now....
* $META P/E = 26.76 * $TSLA P/E = 290 TSLA has 11x already priced in 😂😂😂
I sold my NBIS calls at open and used profits to average down on TSLA and BYND calls. Classic winning strategy: Sell winners early and average down on losers 🤡
TSLA and BYND fucked me up real good today
\> Next quarter, he’s fucked He'll announce he'll buy another billion $ worth of TSLA, strengthen his cult's confidence immediately
BTO 5x TSLA 10/32 450c @5.23ea
BTO 5x TSLA 10/32 450c @5.23ea
* $META P/E = 26.76 * $TSLA P/E = 290 So TSLA has 11x already priced in 😂😂😂
TSLA consolidating. Do I go in for more punishment?
Sold out TQQQ at 111.2 (cost 109.8) and closed the intraday scalp position. Continue to hold long positions of NVDA, AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, GOOG, AMZN and TSLA.
Which stock has more appropriate valuation TSLA open or meat
I’m so glad TSLA remains allergic to $450. It’s wonderful to see everyone winning except the car, I mean robot, I mean vaporware company.
Need an AED for TSLA...STAT!
TSLA is down today cause institutions sold over 80mill+ in calls but if Elon bought shares yesterday we gonna be past the opening price today on Monday.
TSLA going to end green 😂
Brain bomb: Markets arent "broken" becouse of retail traders at all. The issue is wealth inequality. This is the result and symptom of a perma-bull market. The hedge funds can force any price they want at any time becouse the wealth they hold is measured in BILLIONS. The market made more sense in the 90's becouse even being a millionare was rare. Bigger middle class = a sensible, realistic market where the financials matter, where companies big and small carefully measure the viability of what they do vs the their liquitity. Bigger upper class = forced price movements based on who stands to lose the most. TSLA for example, goes up becouse hedge funds happily sell you puts and watch them expire worthless. Elon isnt even allowed to take money from the stock - Hedgies litterally control the government and a senator BLOCKED the attempt (google that shit). And if elon somehow did manage to do it, hedgies would beat him to it and send TSLA crashing down to $3 a share before he finish the paperwork. DONT buy into the narritive that this is all senseless, its more controlled than its ever been.
TSLA and the never ending tanking NFLX.
TSLA literally went down in a straight line today, down 4%. WHY????
TSLA digging its way to the sweet spot 420.69
TSLA stock owners have to be screaming at the f-ing computers and phones right now, yelling at that piece of SHIT ticker. My goodness how can it be red? Because you know if the market is even slightly red on Monday, TSLA will be down like 6%+..
Bought more TSLA at 430.8, yeah.
Bought back TSLA at 432, what a deal.
TSLA needs a gas engine today....
Piece of shit TSLA
IF TSLA could just stop tickling my balls and go to 414 thanks
Why did TSLA go up in a straight line yesterday and straight down in a line today
Ma, get the broom! Some TSLA got in the port and it's doing the thing again! Ma!
What is going on with 0dte TSLA puts? The 435 puts are not moving much even though price dropped from $447.50-433.50?
tried to play TSLA 0dte calls. was good in the morning but ... didn't end well
Maybe OPTIMUS prime will be that market. TSLA needs that news today.
$TSLA hasn't traded on fundamentals since like 2015.
TSLA’s market cap, as gold bullion, is about 12,500 metric tonnes of solid gold.
TSLA’s market cap is $180,000 per car ever shipped by the company.
TSLA’s market cap is an estimated $177 per human on planet Earth.
Still have about 8ish% to go on the Nasdaq Composite before you start breaching into potential "this is trouble long term" range for me. Will be fun times if the answer to what the next correction looks like is 33-35%ish for a 2nd backtest to areas it ranged in for 2021 and then it just ramps quickly out of it again (This time wouldn't be flash crashy either, more like 2018/2022). I think that's your likely answer for 2026, or we go into complete looney tunes land and the damage hurts more down the road. In all seriousness, this is probably what my perfect day would be like with TSLA getting hit hard and the market brushing it off.
Need TSLA to participate for that
Wish TSLA would stop languishing in the pits of hell
New Reality Show Pitch: Keeping up with the Regards. Just this week alone the BYND boys get evicted from their apartments after talking about their the new lambo they were going to buy, TSLA heart break, SPY guys stare at a never ending flat line, everyone passes out hold their breath waiting for 🥭 to come to the podium.
TSLA only major red... tempted to 50% port it : )
I managed to realize over $1000 in losses today thanks to TSLA only reason my account is green is HOOD
I knew I should have just stayed with my TSLA puts all day. Its making a Bart Simpson head pattern just like INTC.
Imagine the heights if TSLA just stayed where it was
Everything in the market shrek to the sky and TSLA can't go up at all lol. Pathetic
TSLA not so magnificent, bring AMD in instead
Some TSLA big whale was aggressively buying yesterday, and this is why it went from -5% to +2% yesterday, was it Elon?
If it dips they will just pump TSLA a little no worries
TSLA is 100% bullshit but Elon will overpromise and underdeliver every earnings, to keep that turd afloat in the blue Portojohn......
I feel like TSLA would be -10% if the market wasn't on such a pump
The only good news about today is that TSLA will soon be under $100
What a fukin glorious day. GOOGL AMD HOOD up huge, BYND drops, INTC drops from pre market, TSLA drops Alls right with this world
TSLA V memo was yesterday
only TSLA sucks more than btc today
Bought 200 shares TSLA at the top at 460 4 weeks ago, with enough covered calls every week I finally was able to dump this POS for $1400 profit. Never buying in again.
I see goog going to 6 trillion before NVDA. Only way nvda gets to 6 trillion if they have a partnership with TSLA to put nvda gpus in each optimus robot.
TSLA still slipping from Q3 results? I thought they were unstoppable
Can TSLA just crash and burn already
we're talking long-term performance here, not short-term sentiment and trading. TSLA is almost certainly going to be a terrible investment over the next ~15 years, not the next 15 months.
Right cuz we all know bonds been getting just as much attention as PLTR, TSLA and the rest of Mag7 ...
TSLA always moons.. not a good conparison
TSLA looks it out wants to spazz out again
TSLA has bottomed out, buy the dip!!!
TSLA party foul. Way to shit your pants man
This is the most cynically-driven stock market bubble in history. It's not even driven by optimism, euphoria, or sentiment any more.... It's just a combination of dirty tricks like: * out-in-the-open market manipulation/gamification and insider trading * extremely over-valued assets with busted/debunked stories about future growth (like TSLA and BTC) that just keep getting pumped back * crypto grifts, illicit Tether & Circle "stablecoin" printing, and MSTR shenanigans * large/mega-cap stocks trading at insane price-to-sales ratio (like PLTR at 120x P/S) * Zero revenue meme trash companies with no business models being pumped (like quantum computing stocks, OKLO, ASTS) * Over-valued IPO junk doing its thing (like CRWV and CRCL) * General frauds and similar trash (like CVNA and DJT) * Chip stocks in a cyclical boom sky-rocketing acting like they'll never have a cyclical bust (like NVDA) * circular deals among big tech companies that add no value to consumer society (such as NVidia-Oracle-OpenAI) * an AI hype spending spree that has negative ROI * price of gold doubling in less than 2 years from its previous high * inflation under-reporting (that doesn't include asset prices that have been hyper-inflating in the past few years) * more rate cuts to fuel the bubble even further... * Good news = buy all dips and rips, Bad news = buy all dips and rips, No news = by all dips and rips * and on and on and on... All that for a market that is [over 2 standard deviations above historical trend valuations](https://www.currentmarketvaluation.com/) by CAPE Ratio, Buffett Indicator, and Mean Reversion (which only last happened in 1999-2000, and more recently in 2021). It's a deadly combination of the crazy insane tech stock valuations of the 1999-2000 dot-com bubble (that caused the dot-com crash in 2000-2003) combined with the "financial engineering" chicanery (that caused the 2007-2009 Great Recession).
TSLA messing up bulls and bears on the daily
TSLA’s share price is as tied to reality as NFTs, I wouldn’t be surprised if they close ITM
TSLA is like the Jar jar Binks of the market.
You regards still think TSLA is a car company. Unfathomable. Think funcking outside the box ..oh wait I you dont have brain to think!
How absolutely cooked are my TSLA 450 calls?
You regards still think TSLA is a car company. Unfathomable. Think funcking outside the box you poor regards
Google stock: "Oh man, good news. I'm going to go up a little. Did I go up too much? Sorry. I'll go back down." TSLA: <Kicks doorin> "Bad news, I'm going up forever."
My entire watchlist is green except TSLA
You must have bought TSLA calls lol
TSLA is always roller. I just try stay calm and hold tiny position. Check data first before apes
Elon tweet counter is the real earnings signal lol. I just watching TSLA flow on Bitget onchain and wait for the big move
Good luck man. TSLA always surprise. I’m just buying small and tracking price on Bitget onchain tool so I dont panic too much
TSLA 420 today will be great
Controlled by WeRide, GOOG and TSLA
Just loaded up on TSLA calls not worried at all…. 🥲
You all have tickers you trade well and ones that fuck you every time? TSLA, HOOD and lately RGTI and GLD have been money. I literally can't make one good trade AMZN and AMD.
bloomberg just ethered tsla: "its a good day for everything -- except for TSLA"
Really paper handed my TSLA put at open but was just getting out of puts for today. Only holding shares seems to be the way for me to not lose my ass every week
TLOFF - “Secret” Partner is Elon/TSLA. Best of luck to you
Well at least TSLA is down. lol
I only trade TSLA when it’s in between levels.
Because TSLA is a cult stock.
screw melon boy AVGO has overtaken TSLA in market cap
Its all good. For every beyond meat back then, there was a TSLA or NVDA that I made money on. These hodls were fairly retarded I must admit. Its why I posted them. 🤣🤦🏻♂️
Looks like SNAP and TSLA are the only red non metals