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Asimov imagined the robot economy 70 years ago. Here's the AI trade everyone might be missing.
Why should $SPCX pay a premium to buy $TSLA?
NYSE to bring all-or-nothing options to stocks and company earnings
Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
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Hey, at least you're not TSLA. Same price as 5 years ago but actually declining margins. (even tho revenue climbed somewhat)
TSLA cured cancer the past 3 months
TSLA prices is sdriven solely by a spacex acquisition
TSLA mooning premarket for no reason, great
TSLA and SPCX are bets on Musk himself, Once you realise what he did with Starlink, revolutionising the space industry and setting up his whole empire for continuing success.... it's not difficult to have the most faith in him
There will be no problems with underpaid labor because there will be no need to have the underpaid labor. See TSLA Optimus, TSLA undervalued
Goodnight everyone. May you all make money tomorrow, except those unironically bullish on MSTR, CVNA, and TSLA.
I literally had a dream that tsla was $470. !Banbet TSLA +1%
The reason for Tesla's rise in recent weeks is due, in my opinion, to the conditions of SpaceX's acquisition of Tesla. The offer should be attractive enough to be accepted by more than 50% of Tesla's shareholders. My bet is 3.5$SPCX for each $TSLA which puts tsla at $525 But we shouldn't rule out that it could be higher if SpaceX's stock exceeds $150.
Good. I will be happy to unload TSLA at further profit. That combined company is the bubble of all over valued bubbles.
Got two miracles with AAPL puts on Monday and TSLA calls bought last Friday…..now I just need a miracle for META to 630 this week
It was probably Elon buying a bunch of shares. Or fanboys I think TSLA is getting pumped the fuck up and will dump when dems win the house and senate.
TSLA hasn’t made any gains at all in the last 5 years. You’re a fool if you think SpaceX will be any different, it’s just a meme stock, cut and dry
lol TSLA up 4.20% today, can’t make this shit up
There’s a non zero percent chance that SPCX values TSLA at 420.69 per share in merger.
And SKHY will be down 10% tomorrow while TSLA will be up 7 %
I made a sick trade one day on TSLA calls held overnight and sold at open the next morning
I was trading SPY all month and a little TSLA
TSLA at $1.50T 🤝 $SPCX at $2.0T Add about a 30% premium to TSLA and you’re at equal footing - the exact premium that gets you to a 50/50 merger of equals. If the special committees are waiting for a spread that can clear a vote, this is what that looks like.
Sounds like TSLA stock. Anthropic gonna trade at $75000 a share if its PE is like TSLA
Why TF Is tesla up so much in the last 2 days? SPCX is going down, noway they can buy TSLA at a premium
Probably because of Merger between TSLA and SPCX in the future. I bet it gonna happen in Q1 2027.
worse. they are buying $TSLA at 420 P/E
Nah, some big entity is buying. Maybe Elon needs to get more shares in TSLA back to swing the vote for a merger. Maybe Leopold Ashenbrenner is back buying with leverage. Maybe ARK got excited by seeing cool car kickflips. grift will continue
Almost believed you until this dumb ass part, “massive shorts are being loaded into $TSLA causing stock price to go up.” Because if you believe that bullshit, you also have to believe that massive calls cause TSLA price to drop.
Oh hell yeah i can't wait to pay for a satilite/homeless person to watch TSLA factories so i can bet on car production (Its not insider trading)
What if I tell you that the only reason $TSLA is going up is not due to rumours of merger or some sort of front loading, but due to fact that massive shorts being loaded in these two positions ahead of mid term elections, as Elon Musk is considered as republican and part of administration. Losing in mid terms = losing stock value. So whoever is loading these puts on $TSLA and $SPCX seems to already know results of election and that is Democrats win.
TSLA extremely normal price action. Just so ordinary
METAbros moving over to TSLA... lol
TSLA will jump between now and tomorrow open sometime, but 500 is still by the end of this week
People think I'm crazy for saying this, but I believe there is a pretty solid chance it will happen. Tesla is going to be a $25 trillion company that trades at a $1.60 trillion valuation today (15.6x from here). SpaceX is going to be a $1 quadrillion company that trades at a $2.05 trillion valuation today (488x from here). That's equates to $6,325 per $TSLA share and $73,632 per $SPCX share. I did my homework on what these companies are going to be worth. You can laugh at me today, but I'm pretty sure I'll be the one having the last laugh. And this is why I'm going to be a billionaire one day.
boomer stocks: TSLA NVDA SPCX zoomer stocks: standard oil nuclear power robolox
TSLA: where you’re guaranteed to get your money back in 453 years!
what's that PE: Tesla(TSLA) stock is priced at $406.60, giving the company a market capitalization of 1.61T. It carries a P/E multiple of 430.78.
"sorry i was late today guys i was busy shorting **TSLA** lmao" -*/u/i_simp_f, known jihadist, chairman of the board of jihad*
Why do people put their money in T Bills when TSLA goes up 5% every single day literally risk free. Are they stupid?
NEW YORK, Oct 27 (Reuters) - The New York Stock Exchange is preparing to start trading a new type of options contract that lets investors make all-or-nothing bets on whether a stock or exchange-traded fund will close above or below a set price. The launch comes as trading in options and event-based contracts has surged, prompting exchanges to develop new products that appeal to both retail and institutional investors looking for more precise ways to express market views and manage risk. NYSE is also seeking approval for a second product tied to company earnings metrics, the latest push by exchanges to capitalize on booming demand for event-driven trading. The binary return options contracts are expected to begin trading within days. The lineup includes 12 underlying securities, including Apple (AAPL.O), opens new tab, Nvidia (NVDA.O), opens new tab, Tesla (TSLA.O), opens new tab and the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust , with additional securities to be added over time. "We've seen this incredible growth in the US options market over the last several years. When we look inside that volume growth, there's a lot of interest in newer ways to trade or newer products to trade," said Kevin Tyrrell, chief product officer at NYSE. Options contracts give holders the right, but not the obligation, to buy or sell the underlying asset at a predetermined price. NYSE is also awaiting US Securities and Exchange Commission approval for binary key performance indicator, or KPI, options, which would pay investors based on whether a company reports a specified result above or below a certain threshold. Unlike traditional stock options, whose value is tied to share price moves, KPI options would allow investors to trade directly on metrics such as net sales, earnings per share, cloud-computing revenue or vehicle production. The cash-settled, European-style contracts, meaning they can be exercised only at expiration, would pay either $1 or nothing at expiration, depending on whether the reported metric meets the contract's strike level. Cboe Global Markets recently received approval for similar KPI-based contracts in partnership with Robinhood (HOOD.O)
Who gives a fuck, I dont care if he starts making nukes, or fucking Baby BBQs, Q - does the stock makes moves that I can trade?? A - just today it did, on the breakout TSLA capitulated away from the 9ema like fuck, it's due a mean reversion back. The moves been building for weeks too, grinding long Yer just way too stoopid, to even know yer arse from yer elbow
yeah, I get it this is WSB ....how was you so retarded, you didn't buy leaps or nothing, 18 months ago when TSLA was 150?? Elon ain't the retard, he's just the scapetard
that's it exactly, TSLA is about to merge with SPCX, it's anything but garbage. It's was 150 about 18 months ago and it's going from strength to strength, once its merged it'll be in with Spacelink, which took over the space game. Doesn't TSLA have that Ai part of the business too, X Ai None of you can get past hating on Elon, and he ain't even a bad guy, he's just a bit different but that ain't a hangin offence and yer doolally options mentality makes you think it's all just a big gamble in a casino (maybe the way half you dudes play it, it is - just YOLOing straight calls or puts) YOLO sndk, it just bounced off the 200ma and the kinda moves it makes, we already know about (NFA)
Updated Book weights as of 11:19: OCT 27 2026 NVDA 27.1% AAPL 16.5% GOOGLE 12.5% QQQ 10.3% BRK.B 8.7% AMZN 8.3% SPCX 7.1% HCA 4.7% TSLA 3.0% MRVL 1.6% Core 76.4% · Ballast 13.5% · Elon 10.1% · Buffett 8.7%
damn son you can almost afford one share of TSLA, you're on your way to becoming an American child
TSLA LMFAO. Complete batshit insanity lol
Rough one man sorry. The thing that was visible before the trade though, TSLA had heavy exposure sitting above price around 400 and more building at 420. So the puts were taking the side the size wasn’t on. That’s not hindsight btw, it was there this morning. And calling a top is a different job from trading. You need the direction and the timing and being early pays the same as being wrong.
Any day now, Tesla + SpaceX merger announcement and TSLA is $450 the next day atleast This is the time to be all in Tesla stock. Are y'all really dumb to not make free money with the premium SpaceX will offer. Free 20-40% gain in a few months and the offer could come from now till first quarter 2027
I’ve NEVER said this about a stock, but TSLA feels manipulated as fuck. They are absolutely liquidating on retail right now
Panic buy TSLA right now! Your fears are right: you are about to MISS OUT!!
most regarded community i have seen after TSLA
TSLA 500 T-Minus 3 days
Infinite money printing bot (risk free btw): If TSLA down tick > buy. Else buy anyway
TSLA trying to decide if we're going to 410 or back to 390
Guys why is $TSLA pumping ??
TSLA is ridiculous it never runs out of pump just keeps going forever
TSLA out here stuntin on these ho's like it's in a flying car.
!banbet TSLA 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 1 week
NFLX at 18 pe? EWWW NO WAY TSLA at a higher pe than it's share price? Absolutely. What a deal
It 100% should be down? Why the fuck is TSLA up at all, it trades at 350-400x earnings and they make like less than 1 billion in profit on 30 billion in revenue. It's probably the most retarded stock in the S&P500 right now
I don't think TSLA ever dips below 400 again
TSLA up 10%+ this week off the strength of (checks note) YoY declines in revenue and profit, sounds about right
Nobody besides all the news stories written yesterday. Just type in TSLA or META and look at the news. This is not difficult.
the TSLA baggies will prob be on the receiving end of the cucking depending on the share price / valuation at merge time
The rumor is SpaceX merged with TSLA, SpaceX would be the one being merged into. Usually the acquired company is up and acquirer down
Reddit sucks but this seems like a post made before it goes on some crazy TSLA squeeze
TSLA back at $400 is everything back to normal? Or is this the green before doom?
+AMD, +SNDK [controversial, +Elon (TSLA, SPCX) ]
TSLA 50% intraday drop once the dems secure congress?
TSLA all got your calls and capitulated on your puts? Good, next up rugpull. You heard it here first!
End of day: Stocks -1% SPY +0.2% TSLA +4%
My poots in TSLA are doing well. LOL
everything - dumps TSLA - pumps LMAO
welp the wood went lump, shit TSLA
TSLA dump will be generational
Shorting TSLA at 400 seems like free money
People are still yoloing TSLA wtf
Damn. Should've loaded up on TSLA calls last week
Some big sell orders at about 404 in TSLA.. just waiting..
GD, yall. Has anyone noticed TSLA casually up 30+ points in the past 2 days.
Greatest thing about TSLA stock is terrible earnings don’t matter
Because TSLA must be above 400.
Dumping TSLA, SPCX Buying META
TSLA hit 405 and let TSLL cross 4.50 and i will never doubt you!!!!!!!!!!!!
TSLA wants to parabolically rip while companies that make money go to 0
TSLA cultists filing their bags with neutron star material right now lmao
Are they pricing in TSLA making sex bots by 2025?
Indexes slowly rugging, more stocks red than green, but TSLA holding onto to 400+. This shit needs to burn for a few weeks.
Lmao TSLA up while NFLX META down
Whenever I see TSLA roaring up, I remember fundamentals and TA mean jack shit
I want elon to post something stupid about TSLA
What a 🤡 market TSLA up will META is down
Mystery buyer keeps on buying massive amounts of TSLA at every market open!
I bought TSLA puts...Am i fucking now...expires on monday