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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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How is TSLA up right now
TSLA is ultimate meme stock. Any other company would have to file for bankruptcy
NVDA, AMD, INTC, but literally anywhere you look is getting its pp slapped rn. Semis are kinda silly at least until China confirms whether or not they’re gonna take the NVDA chips, I’d assume they will and do a similar play they did to TSLA (catfish in a koi pond kinda thing).
you know its a bad day when even TSLA is red
fc TSLA man why tf is this shit still green when everything is blood red i hate this market i should have never been part of this Will see u ar the casino instead at least its not rigged🙃
I would not bet against TSLA. Been in the stock since the $10 days and have seen a million people lose a fortune thinking they're smarter than the richest person on the planet.
yet somehow TSLA is up. FK it. I'm joining the cult.
You guys never learn. Risky stocks come with risk, that’s why you don’t full port your GOOGs, your METAs, and such. When you pick safe havens like CVNA and TSLA, you can sleep easy.
TSLA calls for decimated lmfao
If only GOOGL had a quarter of the retard strength TSLA has.
Damn! Sold my TSLA puts too early. 3k was 6k 😡
LMAFO TSLA, go down back to hell
TSLA was up $15 just after market opening. All gone now
Ok fine. Full port TSLA $460Cs
Huh. TSLA's doing a Bart formation on the charts. I thought only corn and other crypto shitcoins did that.
How the FUCK is TSLA still green.
Funny how all the big TSLA bulls are pakistani and bangladeshi.
TSLA just dropped 12 bucks in like 30 mins... did anybody get any of that?
Has anyone noticed that stocks like NVDA and TSLA have crazy low options max pain numbers next week? 10%+ the current prices. Any idea what is going on?
When Elon gets bored of pumping taxis and robots with TSLA he will start pumping unrealistic space shit like moon data centres and robots mining astroids with Space X. Mark my words. That or his sycophants will be regarded enough to fall for it all. Autonomous roadster taxis to the nearest robot mined asteroid coming next year.
Okay, who’s the regard pumping TSLA
TSLA going red after that retard pump will make my fucking day
daddy why is market so red but TSLA and NFLX so green
Let’s go TSLA, I want a 2nd 10 bagger on the day
Nice quick 3k off TSLA puts lol I was terrified
TSLA doing the upside down V as usual, also known as Λ
I got TSLA puts for feb, I dont care about your opinion
TSLA puts, GOOGL calls. Don't 0DTE GOOGL though, it's a piece of shit stock
TSLA and Carv...make it make sense
RIVN is the new TSLA ?!!? No Elon, so thats a giant bonus
Every time I see TSLA’s absurd valuation, I feel like buying puts, but I’ve been burned so many times that I know better now.
4 of the 7 Mag7 are shitting the bed, it's up to AAPL, GOOG, and of course the real undervalued juggernaut TSLA, to hold the fort.
So TSLA is rallying because another company based on fraud will be included in SPY soon?
It’s hilarious watching all you TSLA 🌈 🐻’s squirm in stupor and confusion lolz Watch a fuckin YouTube video bro, there are hundreds of reasons why it’s pumping
Did Warren Buffett decide his last buy before retirement should be TSLA?
I'll never understand why you dolts hate on CVNA...your fate is the same as the TSLA shorts
Every time TSLA reports record low sales it moons lmao
STC 1x TSLA 12/19 440c @26.09; 14.91 -> 26.09; 75% profit STC 1x TSLA 12/19 450c @19.09; 9.79 -> 19.09; 95% profit Was supposed to be a Monday event but happy to take profit now!
STC 1x TSLA 12/19 440c @26.09; 14.91 -> 26.09; 75% profit STC 1x TSLA 12/19 450c @19.09; 9.79 -> 19.09; 95% profit Was supposed to be a Monday event but happy to take profit now!
Shitty TSLA randomly up 3.4% just because.
Kind of hilarious that TSLA is pumping with RIVN when the big news of yesterday was that Rivian is including LiDAR with R2 which Tesla refuses to do (which I would argue will leave them at a severe disadvantage).
Full porting TSLA 0DTE puts here
Kind of hilarious that TSLA is pumping with RIVN when the big news of yesterday was that Rivian is including LiDAR with R2 which Tesla refuses to do (which I would argue will leave them at a severe disadvantage).
TSLA is on pure retard strength again today
Welp, there's a good chance that $420 in AH will be "THE" macro top for Broadcom. Oh well, at least my shares are free due to my actions last year. I'm starting to think there's a good chance that TSLA will set a fresh all time high to close this year with the Nasdaq top in late October standing up for good for 2025. That may honestly irritate me even MORE than the Broadcom deal does.
TSLA isn't even funny anymore. What the actual fuck WHY
No fucking way TSLA can hold this, Let Rivian have their moment fucktard....🤮
Holy shit I was oogling TSLA but RIVN is where its at today
Rotation from AVGO to TSLA 🤣
I sold at 447 and therefore TSLA became unburdened by the strength of my bad luck
TSLA $1.5 trillion MCAP stock up 2.5% in 15 minutes off bad news and you want to short this market? Backing up the truck and loading up absolutely DIRT CHEAP SPY and QQQ calls on this dip for a push to new all time highs
I have to get TSLA puts today😵💫
Dear God, its me again. We haven't spoken to each other since \*checks notes\*, yesterday. Can you dump TSLA today? I don't ask for much
MM's are creating an options premium trap-TSLA
How are the QQQs not pumping with TSLA???
I'm not sure what the bigger scam is: AI or TSLA.
Need to get MSTR into SPY so it can have MSTR, CVNA, TSLA. All the best companies with great fundamentals
Of course the one day I full port TSLA puts, it shoots up 3% at open
Why rob a Bank, when you just can hold TSLA stock?
I learned my lesson this year trying to short TSLA. It’s just not possible to beat the regarded🍈
Yo! wtf just happened to my TSLA puts
Guess who got fucked by TSLA yet again
think I will get out of TSLA at this point.
TIL Elon will bring TSLA to $10T by building the sexbots in the movie "Companion"
Kimball unloads 25M in shares, four-year low on US sales, TSLA up nearly 2%. Makes sense!
TSLA I'm watching you!! U cant hold for long big bro! My puts are ready!!😤😤😤
TSLA driving into the sunset 🌅
!banbet TSLA 436.69 7h
NVDA up GOOG up TSLA down but not much AAPL same but Nasdaq still down af?
Not a word bout TSLA in here hmmm...
Do we risk it all on OOM 0DTE TSLA options? Or maybe AMD for the Su Bae touch? And will we be violently green?
Yeah I lost like 25k being margin called shorting TSLA during the march-April brouhaha, after earning 10k using the same strategy, the market just swallowed my money whole and alive one morning and burped, I have abstained from shorting ever since. And using the Trumpdinger trading strategy (where you read spoilers on market movements in trumps shitterposts on false social)
RKLB and PL about to rip through Mach 10! And people still play the old crap like NVDA, TSLA and such...
Its not because its low that PLTR is overrated. The company is not valued as high as NVDA, MSFT,... On a small value company, a small net income can be proportionally bigger than for a mega large cap. The chart given for PLTR is too squished to be able to say anything. For TSLA you are correct because the company is valued as a mega large cap, and yet it has a small net income. But again it being small wouldnt be too bad. What is worrysome is that it has been decreasing over the last years. A healthy company should see it's net income increase yoy and not decrease. That's one of the biggest reason why I wouldn't invest in TSLA long term. Its super fun for daytrading though. And TSLA is a special case because of the fanatics that love Elon no matter what he does or say. So the TSLA share price might never care about having a declining income and maybe it will continue rising and people will make a lot of money keeping it long term. I just personally don't want that level of uncertainty in my long term investments.
I like that the x- and y-scale are the same for all. Shows us clearly how overrated TSLA and PLTR are. Are is revenue more important than net income?
I once paid 2.5 BTC for a leather sofa around the same time I bought 125 shares of TSLA and sold at $70 (two splits ago). Am I in the right place?
Bought into TSLA for about $8000, sold it for around $12,000. Would be $640k today, but would have sold it a thousand more times along the way.
🙏 I’ve tried to apply this pattern elsewhere but based on my testing, I have concluded that this edge lives almost exclusively with TSLA. I’ve tested this overnight logic on the usual high-volume suspects like NVDA, AMD, AAPL, META, SMCI, COIN, and MSTR. What I found after running the same backtesting on them for 2023 through 2025 were overall mixed results. NVDA had a brief hot streak in late 2023 where it worked okay (maybe a 58% to 60% hit rate), but that edge evaporated once the stock shifted to trending hard instead of mean reverting. SMCI and MSTR definitely show flashes because they act like mini TSLAs on steroids, but the risk reward is terrible because when I was wrong, the gaps were absolutely brutal. AAPL, AMD, and META were basically coin flips; they had no reliable, repeatable edge. The key here is that the core pattern ("red day plus green overnight" which means the next day tends to run green) actually works on options with any expiry, but the risk, reward, and practicality change dramatically. None of the stocks I mentioned have true daily 0DTE (Monday through Friday expiry). All of them have weekly expirations (Fridays), so I can only trade (simulate) 0DTE on Fridays and 1DTE on Thursdays (next day expiry). I specifically use 0DTE/1DTE options because they have the maximum Theta and Gamma, which lets me either: SELL puts on the bullish setup (Red Day + Green Overnight) to harvest maximum premium as the stock runs, or BUY puts on the bearish setup (Double Green) to get massive leverage on the fade (although I don’t buy puts much). Ultimately, the pattern seems to rely on a specific, perfect convergence of three things: insane retail/options gamma, "Elon level" news volatility, and thin overnight liquidity that causes the pre market crowd to massively over position themselves. TSLA is the only unicorn where all three line up consistently. Every other stock I tested was either too efficient, too slow, or the blow ups were too savage to make the long term risk reward worthwhile. I’m still looking/waiting for another stock that ever ended up with that same perfect storm of degeneracy to establish the trade card to game it.
Except pltr and TSLA, but oh no it's nvda and MSFT causing the bubble
📢 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Amazon's Zoox Partners with T-Mobile Arena for 2026 Robotaxi Launch $AMZN $GOOGL $UBER $TSLA $WRD $PONY 👉 𝐊𝐞𝐲 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬: ➤ 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐱 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓-𝐌𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞-𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞.
Been hanging on to these TSLA shares since $215. Exit price is $490. Come on baby, you can do it.
Do we really see one of these to fall? Amazon, Google or Apple. Nvidia - possible Fb - possible TSLA - a matter of time
Feels like a +3-4% day for TSLA tomorrow. No reason why. Just makes sense for it to have a needless pump tomorrow.
Wouldn’t it be hilarious to drive a Lucid with TSLA for license plate? Lol
TSLA is backed by Elon retarded cult unlike Broadcom
Have you seen TSLA P/E ratio ?
Would been better if it said TSLA
These TSLA 450c 0dte are calling me. Might do it for the memes.