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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Looks like most people here don't know PCE comes out tomorrow, and if the middle Eastern beating continue, it will likely be very red. I'm just happy my puts are on something currently reliable -TSLA- if they couldn't turn green on the biggest best news all year, it isn't going to do well near term.
The one time I buy TSLA and it drops... isn't it the defiant stock and shoot up????
Love to see TSLA finally facing reality (reality would be under $200 but oh well)
April 8th vs 9th, haha been there. On MU at 312 though... that's a tough one. Always tricky spotting the top/bottom on those hypergrowth names. For me, still thinking about where the FCF goes for my picks. Thinking more long-term for MSFT and even a little GOOGL, their moats still look wide even if the P/E is a bit stretched. TSLA, definitely agree on the regard strength. Wild ride for sure.
Be careful of TSLA. It has regard strength. It doesn’t obey technicals, logic, and even the algorithms.
TSLA puts did great today
TSLA dropping to $250 is priced in
Just put TSLA puts 4/10 pray
INTC is the new TSLA
Lol TSLA down on 3% day... just sell it now, this shit is so cooked
Yeah, just looked at my high delta “safe” TSLA LEAPS, and…. at least short premium has been rich.
Maybe my writing wasn't clear enough, but what I meant was after evaluating the stocks mentioned by others in the thread ORCL and TSLA were near the least likely to 10x. In fact, most of the stocks mentioned in the thread ranked quite low in multibagger potential.
Not even world oeace can help MSFT and TSLA not be fucking worthless
3% gap up on Qs and MSFT and TSLA couldn't hold!? Think we should just stick with mag5
Fellow MSFT, TSLA, PLTR regard?
TSLA is such a piece of dogshit
Closed my TSLA puts but it’ll probably go down even more, I see batman on the chart. bought a couple of USO $130 Friday calls, seems the traffic thru Hormuz might be way more controlled
Bears got to eat TSLA, PLTR, and USO, Bulls got SPY and META, Pigs mumblin sumfin about oats, their size is questionably large.
Some of My main positions are MSFT & TSLA! Fml
My personal picks of TSLA, MSFT, PLTR are all down bigly. You are welcome
TSLA for sure. The liquidity exit gonna keep happening in preparation for SpaceX's IPO. His followers getting spread thin
Market up, TSLA and MSFT down. Buy puts on TSLA andMSFT one month out?
TSLA having a big red day on a historic SPY pump is hilarious
TSLA is the company that doesn’t deserve it the most
TSLA sub 300 and PLTR to 100 by end of month
So who went all in on TSLA calls to celebrate the start of the new golden age? Can we see some loss porn?
Today was by far my best trading day of the year - I had TSLA puts and bought some 1DTE QQQ calls as TACO insurance - those went 10x and I was like "hey, it's fine my TSLA puts went deep red, I'm still way up" - then the TSLA puts came back to above yesterday. I'm still wondering WTF is happening
I could have sworn that I read an excellent article on [retard.com](http://retard.com) that TSLA was going over $1000 soon
anyone watching TSLA? Jesus
Loving to see TSLA melt away Fck their pedo CEO
lets take a moment and laugh at PLTR and TSLA drilling for oil
Got absolutely graped with TSLA calls
TSLA and MSFT are the worst stocks ever
SPY up, TSLA down. Nature is healing.
TSLA is orders of magnitude DEAD money.
Admitting to owning TSLA is like self reporting as a retard
If you re-entered those TSLA puts, congrats. I’m still holding
# I have this unbelievable talent of having stocks like TSLA, CRCL, LYFT, FIG that are red on a day when even garbage stocks are up 3%. Easy shorts for gai bears I guess...
If TSLA keeps dumping like this it might become significantly overvalued
looks like i was right to full port TSLA puts
TSLA is definitively cooked lmao
You can never go wrong with TSLA or MSFT puts these days
I should have bought TSLA puts at open like I considered.
-5% from the opening. TSLA is so fucked. Glad i didnt sell my Short.
TSLA is red amongst a sea of green 🤣
TSLA is notorious for fucking over shorts
That's true but TSLA may have been better to short it seems
I am shorting TSLA until it goes to 290 and PLTR until it is 100
The funniest shit is, that TSLA will prob still close red.
What planet is TSLA on?
TSLA is still a dip, that shit stock
TSLA 0DTE 350 calls. Spike like META, you fucker!!
TSLA breaking my balls….
Holy shit META, perfect bounce off 21D EMA. Wish I had this on my radar, too busy dicking around with SPX & TSLA 😩
Intc earnings have been growing and TSLA earnings are stagnant for years while it still has a 300 pe
Haha TSLA goes down more than most stocks and no longer rallies. Time to get out tardos
shittiest stock of the day medal goes to TSLA
I would say there are a few reasons: 1) They haven't had any new and exciting news in a while 2) As others mentioned, their P/E is much higher than other Mag 7 stocks. Just look at this [comparison table](https://www.stock-table.com/fundamentals?public_uuid=5f048e45-cde6-46e0-bcfa-a00d9ca3d6e9), no matter how you spin it, their P/E, Forward P/E, PEG are just so much higher, it's just hard to justify. If it's bargain hunting season, people would be more inclined to buy META or MSFT. 3) I believe a JP Morgan Analyst just said a couple of days ago that fair value in his view is $145. I'm a TSLA shareholder myself, but I probably won't consider TSLA again until it's below 300.
TSLA bears are somehow still alive? Go figure
Go up 20 dollars TSLA you little bitch stock
JPM downgraded Tesla. So it may continue a bit choppy - but TSLA is always whiplashing around [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-jpmorgan-is-warning-tesla-stock-may-crash-60-113447869.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-jpmorgan-is-warning-tesla-stock-may-crash-60-113447869.html)
As of 11:54 EDT, TSLA is up all of +0.64, +0.18%. Relative weakness that doesn't bode well.
haha made money off TSLA puts. will never give up my ber ways
By that logic TSLA should’ve been pumping instead of dumping over the past few days when oil prices were out of control
Sure, not a daily thing but it’s also made me a bunch during earnings. TSLA missed as usual but Elon spouts some bullshit about robots or cars or space or mars or the shoes he happens to be wearing that day? Moon. Msft crushes earnings again but ONLY grew like 30%? Dumps. Straddles/strangles works there (with the right strike/exp).
why all these bulz laughing at bears? They don't know about TSLA and PLTR?
TSLA building a trench to lay all the bol bodies in
TSLA being red on the greenest day is hilarious
Every TSLA plant ever built is in Lebanon
Good, fuck TSLA and fuck Elon
TSLA gave up the whole move LMAO 🤌
Anybody have recommendations for seriously overvalued stocks? I want more short exposure but not at the index level. Right now I have TSLA and PLTR.
TSLA dam looks like it’s gunna break.
TSLA really went RED in a 2,5% SPY green day LOL. Such a POS.
TSLA 14 days until “earnings” LMAO
FCF is gone .. TSLA losing money every quarter now
TSLA turning red today lmfao
Swore I wouldn’t play TSLA ever again and here I am averaging down on calls
And they say revenge trading doesn’t work. #DIE TSLA DIE
Sold TSLA puts, thanks Elon
JPM really intending to drop TSLA price so they can buy prior merging with SpaceX, tale as old as time lol
They are propping everything up but not TSLA
TSLA, can't stop won't stop......dying
If TSLA finishes down 2% I would throw a party