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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Chinese EVs are just so much better value than anything coming out of America. I don’t believe in the US automobile future, so I’m out and I’m shorting TSLA.
Buckle up, TSLA’s in for new ATH’s
It depends though. Because TSLA can make serious gains or losses swing trading based on when Elon decides to be cookoo for Cocoa Puffs.
only way TSLA dumps next week is if the market dumps
That video of Optimus falling at the Miami event can only mean one thing......TSLA $500 this coming week
Tesla will announce Model 3 sales are down 33%. Then they’ll say they lost 2 billion on cybertruck. You’ll excitedly check your account only to realize it’s dumping. You then look to see TSLA is now up 10% on the news.
Few years ago there was a Gigachad here who sold TSLA puts, received 500K in premiums, 1 year expiry. That SOB waited a year, made 3 times my salary with just 1 trade.
Following this line of thought, NVDA, META, TSLA, AAPL (& PLTR) all had significant pullbacks in the past 12 months. Are you thinking they'll have another big dip?
This Elon news is gonna send TSLA up 5% for some stupid retard reason
TSLA drops $19 and you profit? That’s the kind of sorcery Greeks can’t explain
Dudes so full of shit. How $TSLA keeps pumping is beyond me.
;) seeing it that way we should also watch out for TSLA, they have robocars robos and rockets
Big gap up for TSLA Monday open
Selling TSLA premium is the closest thing to financial BDSM. And you’re clearly the one in control
Holding - TSLA, NVDA, META, AMZN, BTC, ETH, SOL, VOO, QQQ. AI Revolution accelerating. New dovish Fed Chair. Pro business and stock market president until at least 2029. No options or leverage BS. It can all be so simple.
What prompted you to open a short position for next week? I see no meaningful catalysts for TSLA besides the Fed decision which is 90% going to be a cut unless you believe the broader market is going to sell off after this is announced. It’s also in a clear uptrend on the weekly and monthly charts and I am skeptical as to why this would breakdown now when we haven’t even re-tested 52 week highs.
TSLA up more than 100% past 5 years, 35,000% since 2010
TSLA: FSD solved + Cybercab = Big Growth RKLB: Neutron = Big Growth NTLA: Gene editing treatments almost ready for primetime. NTLA got excessively beaten up for one Phase 3 death and a FDA pause. Should bounce back fully in 2026. Possible 2021 highs if data looks really good.
Uber and Meta. TSLA Optimus isn't going to do much in 2026.
I flipped a coin before making my move between CVNA and TSLA. Thank god I choosed TSLA 😂
Okay perfect. If JOBY share price gets to TSLA level I'll be happy lol. Regardless if they actually produce something
What's the world's total economy? Double it. That's how much TSLA is worth.
Might crash TSLA, selling to buy Space X
Yea but you know how it goes. I envision some announcement with some AI company and some new robotics developments. Is TSLA overvalued, absolutely, but as traders we should follow objective data like options positioning, volume, and the charts. Fundamentals have lost all meaning in this casino. Yes it’s rampant speculation, and there will eventually be a massive bear market, but nobody knows when, so for now, follow the $ flows and charts, or miss out on gains holding out for some big crash. I don’t think it’s time to get short unless your going to hold for years and take some pain on your position during that time.
wow opened right at the bottom too, TSLA crazy. I check moves like this sometimes on Bitget Onchain too to see early inflows
TSLA is the ultimate retard exterminator
Totally not a scam. It's legit like TSLA.
EU lives rent free on Enrons mind lmao... time to load more TSLA puts
I think he’s a maniac, but let me ask you this: of his predicted new Mag7 of 2030, do you disagree with his list? : TSLA, NVDA, MSFT, META, PLTR, MSTR, ASML
Meta, Msft, AMZN will deliver another set of beat and raises in January for the prices of their earnings when they were making multiple billions less Meta and AMZN flat since January Msft flat since June But pltr and TSLA pumps because apparently it’s growth isn’t priced in 🤣
On the 21st of Nov, I took 2k and flipped it to 14k with 1 trade on TSLA. Next couple of days for the following two weeks, Im down 13k trying to Short TSLA. Ultimately, I learned to never try to short a cult stock
I remember Elon saying a few times he'd like to reward TSLA shareholders by allocating SpaceX shares at IPO if it happens. Not sure how that would work legally, but what if SpaceX announces you get the opportunity to buy a share at IPO for every X number of shares you own in TSLA by a certain date?
Guys, i think im just going to buy TSLA and nothing else next year out of spite for everyone and everything.
Thanks for this very useful post. I could not have come up with these on my own, but experienced traders here have mentioned before that trying to short stocks like TSLA, MSTR and PLTR would be a fool’s bet. It’s good to see the math actually worked out.
I have a slight feeling that it won't turn out exactly as you say. He probably invests them in TSLA to increase the value. I advise you to wait until they pay him that trillion dollars
Tesla also has 50% of the US EV market. That was called completely impossible a couple of years ago. I wouldn't buy TSLA anyway because of the real threat from Chinese EVs, especially in EU without as many barriers to entry.
For some companies, getting added to the S&P 500 is followed by a 50% drop in the next few months. Pick a few instances in the past [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_S%26P\_500\_companies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_S%26P_500_companies) TSLA, MRNA ... Buy the rumor, sell the news?
!banbet TSLA $480 12/10
Used to work for JP Morgan, then started his own financial analysis company. He said to buy the dip when everyone else was selling at the end of 2022. TSLA at $95 and nobody wanted it but Lee.
I'm thinking TSLA will hit $900 by the end of the year!!!
When TSLA went in the S&P at least they had pie in the sky future goals. COIN went in and it raised my eyebrow. CVNA? They've shed all decorum and this shit is degeneracy chasing like the rest of us
anyone that has spent any time on WSB in the last few years has done the same, and likely got massively burnt it is time for you to learn your lesson, dont fuck with TSLA my man
So it will be like TSLA stock on steroids?
I’m rooting for you but curious why you didn’t just buy an equivalent amount of TSLA puts? This ticker won’t move as many points as Tesla and the total volume of delta might be more if you get a big move in Tesla itself. Say you get 20 dollar move on like a -2000 delta that’d be bigger and have far better liquidity than this turd ETF which will only move like 4-6 bucks x 200 contracts x (X) delta. I just think it makes more sense to do the underlying than a leveraged etf man.
You do realize that $NVDA, $AMZN, $GOOGL, $AAPL, $TSLA, $NFLX, $CRM, $PLTR—you see where I’m going with this?—have all gone down 50%, most of them more. So what you’re saying is that you can’t do math. OP is 100% right. You are picking up pennies while people who know what they’re doing are compounding their wealth over time. It’s one thing to gamble and trade it’s another entirely to lie to yourself and act like it’s a retirement plan.
They aren’t that expensive. Look at TSLA or META leaps
It's an endless cycle on reddit. P/E is not a good metric to value newly profitable, high growth companies. It is why they will never catch stocks like AAPL, NFLX, AMZN, PLTR, RDDT, or TSLA until it's too late
89K against TSLA? Bro either becomes a legend next week or a cautionary tale in 48 hours
I don’t care if the company is “legitimate” or not. If TSLA, PLTR, or CVNA all come down to earth it’s still going to amount to the same
Comparing these 3 companies is retarded. TSLA and PLTR overvalued? Sure can argue that all day. But they are companies that to date have defied the odds and succeeded where expected to fail with rabid retail base. Carvana? Used car company arguably cooking books by selling bad loans to related company, with rabid retail base. TSLA built a US electric car company when thought to be impossible, PLTR is growing revenue at an insane rate with corporate and sovereign clients. CVNA is doing buy now pay later for cars with Marty Byrde on the board.
A lot of people were saying TSLA was partially a proxy investment for SpaceX. So what happens to TSLA after this?
Peter Lynch style investing isn't wrong. Look at NFLX, NVDA, or TSLA, AMD, META, MSFT etc if you bought the stuff your peers were using... you'd be up lots.
honestly its time for the stock to undergo a proper correction. TSLA is massively overvalued… It‘s really time to re allocate those funds. I bought puts for jan.
You might want to rethink this, TSLA is just breaking out of the 450 level, with massive OI at 500, and the Fed most likely cutting rates this month. It’s to my understanding that part of Elons comp pack is based on market cap, so all it’ll take is some robotics announcement or something to send this flying. If you want to throw 90k in the wind, I can give you my cash app.
One company in the SP500 isn’t going to matter much if it crashes but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t starting to get worried with all the crap companies sneaking in lately. TSLA, CVNA, PLTR, etc are all ripe to eventually burst into flames and there seems to be more and more of these companies being added. P
a spaceX ipo would cannabalize TSLA, it's the same fans. they would gladly sell an overpriced car company for a space monopoly. my guess is they only spin out starlink for now
Oh I hear you. The real risk, in my opinion, with concentration and stock picking is honestly that people don’t DCA stocks normally. Tons of people had a grand in Apple back in the day, but they sold after a volatile time, or sold at a 5x. They find a good use to spend the money because it grows too fast: buy a boat or an “investment property”. I review people’s investing all day. And I try to explain to them. They want to brag to me about their $50 TSLA. They should be ashamed of having such low basis: it means they never bought again, they can’t imagine all the money they left on the table. Setup auto buy, only sell when you have something urgent to pay for. Best anyone can do.
TSLA is now a robotics + AI chip selling company.
Oof that’s rough. I’m down bad on my TSLA puts but at least didn’t go full port.
I'm long 10k shares RIVN and short 500 shares TSLA & leap puts.
I sold out of a $100k short position in TSLA so expect this thing to be $295 a share before the end of the year.
Quite a decent performance. I have seen so much worse in a matter of weeks and days. Examples: Calls on MSTY 0DTE on MSTR Puts on TSLA Calls on RGTI Long BYND @ 6.50 You did awesome to stretch to 5 years brother , keep playing, don’t give up
CVNA and TSLA both on my ban list.
I loaded the boat on META AMZN TSLA during the panic the past couple of weeks. Those were my focus stocks for 2026 (alongside GOOGL and UNH which I already own). I entered into starter positions in RBRK and PATH (very small position honestly, they need to show growth accelerating and and DBNR over 120% for me to be real bullish, but just gamble sized) today which I think could end up being good winners next year (both should get bought out). I’m also eying BA as a value play now that they’re flipping FCF positive. And would buy RL for some non tech exposure if it consolidated or corrects a little.
I didn’t say more valuable. I said better. As you said we have a company that does the same shit as Toyota with more than triple the market cap. The value isn’t there for TSLA no matter how high the share price may go.
TSLA, meet me at 460
I had TSLT when TSLA was crashing three weeks ago and sold at the bottom and have TSLZ now the past few days when TSLA took off. I’m tired dudes.
I love tech stocks but very volatile: TSLA, PLTR, NBIS.. etc. Need strong stomach for long-term, 2-5+ years. November was rough, worst day dropped $150K on paper. Still down $76K from last month. Good thing is this is a deffered tax account: no capital gain taxes. No fear or panic, DCA and hold. Skimmed gains to started new positions. Spread the odds. It's like gardening: pick some ripe fruits and plant seeds for new crops but it takes time. Don't pick until it's ripe for a new season. Weather the storm.
My End-Of-Year targets for NVDA is 196, for TSLA is 500, for GOOG is 330.
Bailed out TNA around 48.5, my Christmas port is reduced to NVDA-GOOG-TSLA.
the people who don’t understand TSLA going up are the ones who go extinct in Idiocracy
The question is when tho like if TSLA can be a mag 7 with a P/E ratio over 300, Google at a P/E of 40 isn’t that crazy.
I'd be pretty happy if TSLA's retard strength ran out a little.
Please TSLA, end my misery
TSLA green, yet again. Retail is not afraid at all. CALLS.
'TSLA when the sky falls' should be an episode of Star Trek.
TSLA when the skyfalls let it crumble we will stand tall
TSLA why do u move like a bitch when i have calls
TSLA fake dump over amiright are my calls safe
TSLA my tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I’ve got out of bed at all…
Nasdaq is unable to reach new high, without pumping NVDA, GOOG and TSLA. You know what I mean.
Cathie Wood dumping TSLA. No wonder it’s not pumping like it used to.
Short more TSLA you fucking retards....short millions not your usual $1000, I put an order for calls and it hasn't hit yet...I need the price to go down for my order to fill
TSLA doing everything in its power to NOT go up
Bought 10k of TSLA 460C 0dte
Fuck you TSLA. Just sold my calls before the stick
TSLA is a complete meme
Meta AMZN too Oh and TSLA somehow
Market is too saturated, the only EV stock that is doing well is TSLA which is now a running robot company
TSLA announcing spaceX merger 🌚🌚🌚