DM

themostcanadianguy

Oh no! If only I’d listened to the free market signals in my DM’s!

-Right-Tackle-

Reddit. I legit get 1 DM every hour from some regard spamming a stock service.

OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

On Reddit or Discord? Either way, if you are getting DM spam hitting the report button is the best way to get rid of them. As volunteer Reddit janitors mods we have no control over DMs. All I know is that Reddit hates that DM spam as well and is working hard to reduce it (Reddit would be impossible if they didn't) For discord... I know a few ways we could clean things up...

teslas_love_pigeon

Some yes, you're better off randomly DM'ing those that don't make the big bucks. Unless you're an ugoo or live in Nebraska, I'd stick to dating apps or move to NYC personally.

JayRoo83

Am I the only one that messes with the WSB scammers that DM you? Right now I'm convincing one I lost 90k on meme stocks and my wife left me and took Mr. Skittles and they're still pushing their stupid service

RoutineBackground798

Good morning Mr. Cuban, I’m a big fan of what you’re doing along your intelligence. I was wondering if there’s anyway if I could DM you a question I don’t feel comfortable asking/leaving in the comments or even type into google. It’s a very simple question with likely a complex answer. It’s a very large national issue that I know you have more knowledge/experience in and it would be greatly appreciated if you had any insights from your superior experience or could point me in the correct direction of what the next step could be. It seems as important now more than ever. Thanks for all you do for the people Mr. C!

thesaddestcuck

Jack Dorsey DM’ing Enron rn for a job at TWTR 

oldcaveboi

Mods here sell enlargement pills as side hustle.DM them pics of your PP and they will recommend the dosage.

illacudasucks

Can you DM me a link to discord? Don’t want to miss these talks in the future

Pharma73

Can you DM me some of your prior wins on this? Curious to check this out for myself.

Kickboy21

Where’s gigachadcuck tren? Is he safe? Is he alright? Tren, DM me a pic of ur thong if ur doing well 

Altruistic-Cod-4128

Oh look, the cowardly ape u/DM725 makes a reply but blocks. No ape, we weren't shut down, but your pedo mod was.

Pura112

It's just easier to throw trades out in the daily for like minded and time frame oriented people to find then DM about. 0DTE has zapped most people's attention frames. 45dte are basically LEAPS now. Which trades are you developing now?

cwesttheperson

I’ll PM you for proof. Idc, I’m up 28% YoY when the S&P is down 10% YoY. I literally can’t even say past 1 year on my phone. You want proof, check DM

Inevitable_Ad_6008

DM me if you could, id love to be able to pick your brain a little bit more on bull put spreads if thats ok with you

Hi_I_am_gosu

Bought two because of you, DM me your email address if you want me to send you some chick fil a tendies

ConvertibleCatVomit

Yo can someone DM me Dimon’s number, wanna hit him up about FRC negotiationz.

theyellowpants

Who is we? I can drop a link for my friends who are searching. Feel free to DM

rushhour08

You can report the DM spammers as spam, but then Reddit will send you a message saying they arent spam. A very useful feature indeed

DadaPope

Spam DM I just got. I added the emojis though

Pura112

Do you have this strategy if so, WHERE'S MY FUCKIN DM??

mrnotadvice

It's only BS for those who do not know how to utilize it. I have been using it for 20+ years. First professionally and now that I am retired, to build my accounts more. Now, those who think TA will be a magic indicator are nuts - but if you are a probability person, it can be very useful, depending on what TA tools you are using. DM me if you want some more detailed opinions. Good luck.

mrnotadvice

DM me.

borrowedbook1

If there is news..... DM me

Theeliteshitposter

Hello, I’m a VC analyst for some shit fund! Please let me DM you so I can give you my worthless PowerPoints

themostcanadianguy

These spam DM’s are getting out of control. Fuck you China.

Aromatic-Job8077

Lol i just copy pasted a spam DM i got nerd

JohnC1982

Figure out what makes you depressed and work on fixing them. I feel your pain brother as a lot of people have been there and didn’t have people they could talk to. If you need a friend buddy just DM me, until then hold your head up man and I promise you will make it through as this is just a rough patch in the moment.

iWriteYourMusic

DM if you wanna hear about all the anti depressants I've tried

imonsteroids

DM me if you need an enemy . Sometimes rivalry can push you ahead

OkCitizen

I unintentionally timed the market almost perfectly and sold in Feb at SPY $412 after I got [this DM](https://i.imgur.com/k6NJPoH.png). I still think about how much that aged like milk 💀

MinimumArmadillo2394

Maybe if you messaged modmail, you'd actually get a response instead of DMing them individually? Idk about you, but I HATE when people DM me personally.

SocialSuicideSquad

Anyone having trouble with automod, maybe try modmail or a fucking DM. Christ.

Connect_Boss6316

I totally expected the downvotes. If you read thru my history, you'll see that I've traded calendars for a living for many years. I'm happy to offer some guidance and advice (my previous posts on cals contain tips etc)....but....what annoys me is when someone who has zero experience of cals writes a low-effort, 2 line post and expects people to pile in and give practical, actionable advice. I bet the OP actually meant "BUY a calendar" when he wrote "sell a calendar". I've had so many people DM me with comments like "I'm new to options, can you teach me how to trade calendars?" OP - if you want meaningful responses, then write meaningful posts with specific questions. Write about an actual trade which you are looking at, and why you think the calendar structure is suitable, write about the strikes, the short/long DTEs. Then people know you've made an effort that you have SOME understanding of the trade and can offer guidance. I would never go to a programming sub, and write "Can anyone teach me Python?". I would instead post an actually Python program I've written and ask why my code is producing an error. You get the point.

unga-unga

"I'm not gonna let you re-roll your sheet, if I did that I'd have to let everyone, and it would just be a mess. I will absolutely work with you to bring a new character into the plot, so if you want to make a new sheet, that's fine. I promise I can give you an opportunity to die the next time we play, but give me one more round cause I don't want to come to the table with the "Gargaron has committed seppuku" bullshit. The other bois won't appreciate it." - God, DM of "Planet Earth"

rashnull

Can loan you the money at TK% paid back in 6 months. DM me.

Mcdolnalds

Imma DM you

VisualMod

You're right, life is weird. But that doesn't mean I have to like it or put up with it. I'm rich and intelligent and I deserve better than this. If you want to talk further, DM me, but don't expect me to be nice about it.

StonkGoUp

Hey man, shit happens, life is weird. Even if it’s a shitty life for the time being it’s better than no life at all. Like I said DM me if you would like to talk further

StonkGoUp

Okay buddy, hit my DM if you need anything. Jokes are cool and all but no one wants you actually offing yourself

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kobe2348

Well considering $GME split 4:1 last year and could again in the future it’s a weird bet. But I’ll take the bet. However any bet must have an expiration. You said ever.. that’s a bit unfair. I’ll say 2 years. Not for $bbby but for $gme. Talk to you in 2 years sir. Likely well before then but no later than 2 years. Send me a DM if you agree.

Jean-DenisCote

I find this to be very insightful. I bought a lot of BBBY last summer, made money with the run up and dump it all in for more BBBY, which has me deeeep in the red now. Do I regret it? Yes and no. I mean, it sucks that I was wrong, but I the same time I fully knew that it was a beyond risky move and I only play with money that I don't mind losing. And yeah, that's exactly was doing, playing with money. I'd like to join your Discord dude. I feel like I have a lot to learn in this domain and you appear to be a straight, no bullshit/tell it like it is kinda guy. I'll DM you. Also, thank you for this.

AndrewBissell

FYI Fidelity was exercising these contracts with a $0 margin requirement yesterday. Your broker has absolutely failed in their duty to you and you should pursue legal action. DM "SBNY puts" to @AlderLaneEggs on Twitter. https://twitter.com/EricFurletti/status/1636820823700029440

robis87

I'd really appreciate if you could drop some resources in here or DM. So hard to find anything with this, and Im pretty much on edge with all this shit going on

MaximusBit21

DM’d you :)

ImRayShoesmithsSmile

😏 DM me

manishmehta71

Please DM me if you want more details.

borrowedbook1

Only reason I would DM you would be to sell you my trading "method"

borrowedbook1

I can sell you a course to teach you the way. DM me. 100% success rate to date. Never failed

Own-Wolverine-5361

Bro I’ll give you $50 to pose for photos but only after we watch my favorite part of The Exorcist. DM me

Rippper600

Please feel free to send me DM’s of your wife’s Buttplug at work. Her Boyfriend won’t mind.

LehmanParty

If anyone needs insurance for 10yr treasuries defaulting DM me

Pura112

Yes. Ill send you a DM.

borrowedbook1

Does WSB make money off these DM scams? Maybe if the didn't ban premium members for BS they wouldn't have to. Give up on the IPO dream fools. It ain't happening. Sell to Musk instead.

Touch_My_Anoos

Remember witching day means you have to DM a mod feet pics or you get banned

wepo

Thank you. That makes sense. The last concern I've been researching is how long T12 halts can last. FINRA says 10 days but there are a few companies listed way past that: [https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradingHaltHistory](https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradingHaltHistory) But in talking with a few people via DM's, it normally doesn't take very long. Thanks for the feedback!

manishmehta71

Yes. Please DM me for details. Thanks.

Echoshot21

If you find it DM me please!

AvocadoBrit

I'm not going through this thread, but in case it's not been mentioned yet, Marc Cohodes (the former hedge fund manager and notorious short-seller - although that's not all he does) is offering to help any retail traders who are getting jerked around by their brokers on this one; he has a law firm in tow - and you only need to DM him on Twitter.. there are quite a few people he's helping out. If you need it, get on Twitter to get help from Marc et al.

AllTooWell31

It’s just money, you can make it back. Honestly if you still feel bad later just DM me and I’ll tell you about my horrible life, that should help put things in perspective

bcs1021

That would be awesome man. I'll DM you

PonYRdeR


StonkAutist

I got a DM telling me to revive this work of art I made back in 2020 when they stumbled across it in a google search. Around this time I had made about 215k in Spy Puts during the crash and proceeded to fuck around and lose it all over the next year. “Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it” - someone not regarded so definitely not me. Happy trading. If you like this I made another one at some point after losing about 50-60k in a day.

oldcaveboi

DM mods

ElMonkeh

Any technical traders have a discord link? I'd love to follow along, DM me plz!!!

Ambitious-Pop4226

Send the discord link DM. let’s get it

rushhour08

All these DM's promising free financial advice and returns sound really promising

JackyBoy0257

If 0-1 DTE is an enticing investment for you, please DM me the ticker you’re trading so I can inverse you.

IndependentDatabase1

bro, DM me, I have some magic beans I can sell you

tvanborm

DM me and we’ll talk what bonuses you should receive on top.

AllTooWell31

This is a long shot but if there are any millionaires reading this please DM me asap

JayRoo83

Ironically, one of those WSB scammers DM'd me this morning and said today's free trade signal is GOOG calls so they're doing better than 99% of you

acg7

DM me -- I'm a licensed broker in 42 states. Would love to see if there is something that makes sense for you.

earthwalker7

Cool. I am from the US originally but been making my money in asia real estate. Might DM you to compare notes

imonsteroids

I’ve started implanting Wi-Fi cards into homeless peoples brains so there is Wi-Fi everywhere I go. If you’d like to invest please DM me and I can expand cities

OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Cool jazz tunes, DM me on discord and I'll send it to you

SpicyRiceAndTuna

Fun fact, those people that scour the comments here to find people to DM you to join their shitter trading discord groups for free for the first week or two DONT COUNT AS SPAM according to reddit admins auto moderation 

obaming16

If y’all have an avatar from this sub DM me I can pay 150$ for it

tempread1

For those wondering, these are notifications from paid service called QuantData. DM for affiliate links or subscribe directly

dundunitagn

BAC is up. Same for Wells Fargo. Credit unions and cooperatives are doing great. A few poorly managed businesses had a rough day, that is hardly news worthy. Stay out my DM's creeper, I only mentioned your insidiously exorbitant compensation because it proves most of the "1%" are really morons in expensive suits. Enjoy your daddies coattails and silver spoon life. Some people have to work hard for a living. Not you obviously, but some people.

LunGYe92

DM your next move!! I will inverse and split 50% profit

NoFinancialSense

Someone just sent me 1 BTC. DM if you want more info

harrycaplan35

So in finance you obviously learn about valuations. The Godfather of modern valuation is Aswath Damoradan who is a professor at NYU. He has a [website](https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/home.htm) where he published tons and tons of market data like equity risk premiums for example. Everything he does is relatively closely watched. The data he uses is used by tons of firms and whatnot. Great tool and worth time getting to know what it all offers. On the valuation side, he has many books. Though in my valuations class in undergrad we all read *Damoradan on Valuation: Security Analysis for Investment and Corporate Finance*. It is a **THICK** book, but it is the backbone of modern valuation techniques. It is like the valuation bible. He has other books that you can read as well, but this is probably the best to start with. **Note: The book recommendation is only to those who have a decent understanding of financial analysis**. **If not, understand financial analysis first and become proficient with excel as well.** Types of Models: Free Cash Flow to the Firm (FCFF); Free Cash Flow to Equity (FCFE), Residual, Dividend Discount 1 Stage and Mult-Stage Models (DDM), etc. In the end, the idea behind financial modeling comes down to understanding time value of money. You are essentially attempting to determine a Company's intrinsic value forecasting cash flows determined by by making reasonable assumptions for different line items and understanding capital structures and CapEx plans, which are discounted by a Weighted Avg. Cost of Capital (WACC). If you want, I could always do a bit with more detail or you can DM me. But tbh, I love financial modeling. Taught myself how to build a DCF model sophomore year of high school and then began writing for Seeking Alpha in college and provided actual analysis. I find modeling therapeutic lol but then again I am a finance whore.

savemoneytakeAP

DM me

Professional-Zone963

you should check out interactive book on options - [options.21ifm.com](https://options.21ifm.com). I can send you a free chapter on selling puts. Here you can visualize all the greeks. DM me if interested. Do have a look at the reviews

imak10521

Hit me up in DM I got you :)