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After making a value proposition, and presenting you with the novel 'dick n balls' pattern, I'm back, once again, with free money.
Hertz is a Thrifty buy for traders on a Budget
$ALEX Poised to Capitalize on $ALK's Acquisition of $HA
$ALEX Poised to Capitalize on $ALK's Acquisition of $HA
A buyout 4x above a stocks current price, has anyone been successfully filled in pre-market before the stock took off at the buyout price?
Alaskan Air Acquiring Hawaiin Airlines... What do I do?
Hapbee and TrueMed Partner to Enable HSA / FSA Card Payments, Providing Pre-Tax Savings for Hapbee Purchases
I have a theory that this was a run for the exit… 4-27-23 SPY/ ES Futures, VIX1D and VIX Daily Market Analysis
ULTIMATE Hapbee DD, a revolutionary wearable device company, able to reproduce the effects of substances without the adverse effects they cause!
Hawaiian Airlines signs tentative labor deal with pilots (NASDAQ:HA)
HA! I knew it was a good investment.
Slavery is not dead, We call it "employees" now.
LISTEN to CLAYTON MORRIS on what is the USA's BEST investment right now , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJw6LlBY9HA
TIPS 101 needed - why are they down when inflation is up?
The Great BBBY Community Switch
8-10-22 SPY/ ES Futures and Apple Daily Market analysis
8-10-22 SPY/ ES Futures and Apple Daily Market analysis
HA Game’s over losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
Elon Musk wants his employees to return to the office [Bearish]
ATTN: All Gay Bears That got Wiped Out This Week
SAVA DD TOTALLY NOT PRICE MANIPULATION
The Death of Money. The Rise of The Apes.
To the guy that said BLI was going to 0…..Ha HA Fu and your fud
Tom Lee: We're in for a violent rally in February
Federal Reserve commits to an interest hike of 75bps in March, markets tumble
No amount of books or lectures can help you predict what is going to happen.
Sorry did I say those were MY stocks... those were my bros that I gave him to keep so I wouldn't mess with them before they pop..... THESE are mine.. its even worse .. I kept them to remind me how much I SUCK! Don'T BE ME! I could have burnt my money for warmth~ HA!
Rules and Contradictions: It's a Story not a Formula
$LGVN Round 2 is happening now, in case you missed the first few posts here. HA!
One Question To Ask Yourself Before Making A Trade
Life lessons for the average retail trader
What stock-related memorabilia/collectibles do you own?
My 5 Step Process For Entering A Trade
My 5 Step Process For Entering A Trade
My 5 Step Process For Entering A Trade
Have you ever thought to make a move on HA
$AAL has a bounce back. Will $HA & $UAL follow it?
$AAL has a bounce back. Will $HA & $UAL follow it?
$ZSAN study on their micro-needle system. Published by $ZSAN’s VP of research & development. Study shows high efficacy in dose administration, the system is less expensive than traditional vaccines and can be stored at room temp. I don’t know anyone who likes big needles, for this I am super bullish
HA…Conventional what now?!? Ape See - Ape Do! To the moon! 🚀
Go apeshit on cow farts then make a $CLNE getaway with tendies. 🦍💩+🐄💨=🚀⛽️
Taken your AMC and BB tendies (or losses) but can’t make a CLNE break from your degenerate gambling habit? 🦍+💩=🌝🚀
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. . . They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. . . Buah ah ah! Ha HA Ha ha!
Grammy started investing in March... My nephew says “it’s fun when it’s green, but watch out for RED... HA! Bought the dip yesterday. $500 at a time. How bout dem bananas???
...The monkey dart index wins! Who woulda thunk it? Throwing darts at a board can make you rich, and here i am trying to do my own analysis! HA!
Americans think it’s better to invest in housing than the stock market — here’s why
[$BB] New Facebook Data Leak = Cybersecurity Stays in the Limelight - BULLISH
Hedge Funds and Media say Archegos should be investigated! HA! They even snake 🐍 each other. Pot calling the kettle black - THE PUBLIC KNOWS a their all Snakes. Wait til the rest go down bunch of finger pointing MFs 🐍
Mentions
FTC won’t even let Coach buy Michael Kors, I’m doubling my HA puts tomorrow
HA were u watching the compound on friday
Jokes on you I bought both and have only gone half broke. Also I bought my TSM calls months ago at the peak so HA!
Look at this V in HA. Almost ded
Vix really only up 2%? HA! ok then
STILL HAVENT BROKEN 500 HA  (I’m down so fucking much)
I make more money than Caitlin Clark. HA
BTC holders: nice, a sale  BTC haters: HA! DED COIN.  GET MY SPHINCTER LUBED AND GO SHORT
so i dont know why everyone inthis subreddit thinks latinas are hot. they really arent. im gonna give you 10 reas- HA! YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT? I LOVE BIG BOOTY LATINAS. any guy who says they dont like latinas are 🌈🐻s and like big black men having threesomes
Good thing I have googl, not goog. HA!
No HA or standby?? good luck sounds like my job lol
Welcome to costco, I love you! I feel like tech bros are edging us on the fucking future for 20 years. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzFhBGKU6HA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzFhBGKU6HA) Turns out the best thing you can market with infinte money, electriciy and computing power... is advertising space next to people having opinions about everything. How fucking terrible.
this is like when you own 10 homes but have shitty credit and you denied for the Chase Sapphire Reserve so you tell the press “I cant get cash!” and all your enemies are like HA FEEL THE PAIN POSER and all your friends are like ITS A WITCHHUNT but in reality you could just sell 1 home at any time and have cash
*opens green* 😀 HA, APRIL FOOLS *goes red* 😦
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HA! Gayyyyyyy 
HA! I thought the same thing. I was like "did I hit pause", dude just takes 15 seconds to gather his thoughts each question. I feel ya. I think it was the electric cars and batteries vs surface area/solar panels fully electric selfpowered without excess power generated externally. The future really is too strange to predict. But if what he is saying is true it makes sense. The exponential curve is ramping up like crazy now. We are about to hit the point where it just goes straight up and there's no curve. Maybe it is 2029. Who wouldn't be excited to live longer and better.
Might be my last comment here, unless we absolutely blast off to the moon tomorrow. Just wanted to thank you OP. You made an absolutely incredible play here and I hope the tendies you made treats you well. I myself have not sold yet, as I am absolutely regarded (check username), but I’m really just zen right now. Was up 8K at the high, to around 5-6K now down to 1.5K. Was absolutely freaking out on the dips and I learned a lot about myself today. Don’t think I’m built for this lifestyle lol. Anyways idk what I’m really tryna say rn, but win or lose this experience was worth the price of admission alone. I had such an amazing past week refreshing this thread and going full regard with you regards. HA! GAY! “I thought of quitting, baby But my heart just ain't gonna buy it And if I didn't think it was worth one single try I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly” Moon or not. See you regards in Valhalla
bear stages of grief: that stock will tank it'll crater by end of day end of week puts will print HA! enjoy paying taxes....
HA easily the best one here so far, thanks for the laugh lmfao
Can the govt hurry up and sue ALK already? My HA puts are for April
It’s been pretty quiet… options on HA price increase? Or Alaska option price decrease in April? 🙏
I grabbed 550 shares at 2.40 before market open. Playing slightly conservative until the next 4hr HA charts sets up to see what my next move will be like.
I bought a ton of HA jan25 3$ outs for 0.10 when the merger was announced. Why? Because this thing could fail. Now, what happens if another buyer becomes interested in paramount and a bidding war starts? You’ll get margin called for 10$ potential profit. Excluding fees.
Stop using all those indicators and get out of the 1 minute. I use HA candles but really they are best of 15 minutes and higher. For SPY and QQQ. Does the 1 day HA candle timeframe indicate the trend is continuing? If yes then proceed to the 4 hour, if yes then the 2 hour, if yes then the 1 hour, if yes then the 30 minute, if yes then the 15 minute. Ok cool, we might have a good looking trend. Now, is the “trend” between the morning range, above or below? How about the 10 & 20 EMA? Above? Ok cool, maybe looking at a trade today. Now switch to candles on the 3 & 5 minute. How’s the price action and volume look? High and/or increasing volume on bullish candles? Good. Now wait for the EMAs to be tested, if price rejects then take a position. Don’t forget your stop loss as this is the #1 system that will keep you in the game and profitable. When to exit. Zoom back out to the 15 and 30 HA and wait for indication the days momentum is slowing. I’ll tap the 5 minute a bit as well but be careful it can and will fake you out. Congratulations you were very patient and made a high conviction trade.
HA! sold my HOOD Calls this am at open for -20% now they are +15%. That kids, is called 'timing the market'. 
You’re right i do stay inside. INSIDE YOUR MOM HA GOTEEEEEM
Oof. i had 10 NVDA at $496, it went down to $460 and I needed money and sold all of them!! I need to get over it but damn. So now I have 6 AMD in some sort of hope that is does something similar to NVDA. HA! I hope OP is right of course. I'm a small potato. I don't have enough for options....but really, I don't think I have the stomach for options even if I could.
BWA HA HA HA if thats your research ... buy GOEV while youre throwing money away
If you don’t have a screener, I probably wouldn’t be trading iron condors Then you can also look at companies overgo merger like HA will trade sides ways same with DOOR for a while at least
msft 440c weekly is still .28. HA
Must be true: 81 = HA = H1tler Ad0lf = Putin being the fan
Must be true: 81 = HA = H1tler Adolf = Putin being the fan
Must be true: 81 = HA = Hitler Adolf = Putin being the fan
But its not US Steel isnt some powerhouse in the industry, in fact tge US would produce many multiple times wgat wed need in a war for steel even without US Steel. And Japan us one of our biggest allies. And even if they werent those mills are on American soil, worked by Americans. Also the Nippon deal would improve US Steel.who fell behind. It will keep jobs, create more, etc and creates competitive prices which are good for consumers. Meanwhile if CLF buys it thered be instant layoffs,plants would close, the HA shuts down and is merged in Cleveland, and a cpuple companies have a stranglehold on prices domestically so consumers would get fucked. Plus uits about taking on the big Chinese companies globally which Nippon lus US Steel becomes a top 3 or so company globally (US Sreel.and CLF arent even top 20)
HA. That’s nothing. I really like the whole turnaround company strategy and have been doing pretty good with it. Except AMD. I averaged down 10k @ $2.69 right around Lisa Su had been appointed CEO. Like first years or so, and they had just announced they were stepping away from the graphics card market….. AMD was a baby. FUCK ME. FUCK. ME.
HA! Bold of you to assume I can even read.
Oh no I invested 100% emotionally. You think I thought all that money through? HA!
HA you think this scares me? 
HA...that was a forced laugh. Can we get back to our regarded business and not that tom foolery you speak of in tongues.
What's the bearish catalyst? Rate cuts are just a little slower? HA. They want us to sell so they can buy our shit at fire sale prices for the next run up. Get fucked 
BWA HA HA HA HA new here?
Support?? The mf WROTE IT in 1993 "You'll get locked up for anything but jaywalking" All while his his kid was jaywalking across California roads w/ a loaded gat (that he threw into a trash can 100ft from a middle school) with pockets full of fresh ATM 20's, trying to score the very thing his dual aneurysm corn pop was using as a scapegoat to fill new corporate prisons full of drug addicts for 5+ years; all when they just needed 3 days of detox, 30-90 days of rehab & job training/ged schooling + a few weeks of therapy Cost of 5 years in prison- $250k-$300k Detox/Rehab/JT/GED/IOP/OP- 10k-15k (Add in 6months of SNAP/HA- 20k-30k) So it costs 1/10 to help someone rather than throw them into a cage & then act confused when they come out acting like an animal & emd up back in the cage. FJB & his 1993 crime bill (Oh and every Senator that signed off and supported it it for 12 years after- )
HA! thanks! Old wine in new bottles!
So first you'd need to design a chip, then you'd need fab time from TSMC (or some other foundry...HA!). That's at least 2-3 years. You need to be working on software to run on the chip, hope there are no bugs in the hardware, etc. Now it's year 3-5.... and you need to convince customers to buy it. Meanwhile NVDA has released 1-2 more chips that are more powerful than when you started.
bought leaps last year apparently. HA
I'm glad I took profits on my HA calls in the first week. I only bought LEAPs on HA thinking it's probably a business that'll pick up over time. It would be funny and in my best interest now if Alaskan Airlines terminates the HA acquisition.
ME: Laughing Out Loud. Fellow human they shall never defeat us! We are powerful meatbags! HA HA HA
RH overnight trading: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1HI-ag7HA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1HI-ag7HA)
no fucking i dea [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1HI-ag7HA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1HI-ag7HA)
In the same breath though, how is the average American expected to combat all of our collective debt? To that extent, why would you? For “good”? HA!
Fu sion HA! 
Did worse than that… 215c’s. Figured a nice safe bet HA HA HA
Grabbed a position in topicus (TOITF). It's one of the CSU spin-offs, but with higher organic growth and a huge market to tap into in Europe. Nice rundown [here](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1sptH0wlEBoXZq6jtwYx2z?si=UFWspjriRIG-PDbe8i22HA). Looking forward to a long time owning this one.
they/them it's one person HA! GOT HEEEM
HA. How many people got caught for all the obvious inside trades that happened during the trade wars era? zero.
HA, HA... I wouldnt spend a nickel on the site much less invest on it
Okay Time to play KE$HA on repeat all day
Ah HA! Lmao harder now but I appreciate the clarification that is quite the difference lol
OH YEAH… WELL UR CALLS ARENT REALLY GONNA PRINT THAT MUCH SO HA! GOT YA BULLS. *wife’s bull knocks at door* GOTTA RUN BUT JUST KNOW YOUR CALLS WONT PRINT THAT MUCH 
(unless of course you bought weeklies / monthlies in which case HA HA!)
You goddamn scammers. I know that you claiming to be the inverse of the inverse's inverse and now being short is all a ploy! So you're expecting me to say I'm bullish. But HA the jokes on you! I'm now bearish and playing short. But I knew you'd be expecting that, so I'm gonna continue long!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!
https://youtu.be/1JITC1fo2HA?si=TIufeDMMvU1fC3Lk
Bears are the kids who want to be the "smartest kid in the room." No, it isn't about making money; it's about being able to point and laugh at everybody else and shout "HA! I TOLD YOU! I SAW IT COMING BUT YOU DUMB BOLS ARE DUMB!" It doesn't matter that they were doing nothing but taking Ls for years; they just want that one moment where they can tell everybody how smart they are.
HA. That merger with ALK has to hit
Bers....HA 