HP

Logical-Case758

haha no they fucking dont. I worked for HP for 10 years, we had 5 people on staff, 2 football field sized datacenter, oh wait there was a maintenance guy... okay 6 thats it. We were mostly just part swap monkeys, monitoring and such was done by some place over seas.

Anteater_Able

TIL Compaq was acquired by HP in 2002 for 25 billion.

SuperRedHulk1

https://imgur.com/a/XQY3HP0 You’re logged in you dunce😭😭 actually cannot be a real person. Average Redditor being so confident yet blatantly incorrect

Sama3000

**Dell** – SanDisk products are sold through Dell's commercial storage and retail channels. **Lenovo** – SanDisk-branded storage products are sold through Lenovo's retail channels. **HP** – SanDisk storage products are available through HP's retail channels. **Western Digital** – Historical customer and commercial relationships, although its separation from SanDisk makes this a distinct relationship to evaluate. Signed six new NPM, not worried.

blindwitness23

Niiiiiice! Enjoy it mate, just drive carefully before you’re used to so much HP. Go to a local track maybe and start slowly and build your speed up to see where YOUR limit is. Cheers!

PestilentPaladin

Ok but have you tried Remedy, Heat, or HP Service Manager back in the day? Pretty nice compared to those.

BestRequirement7539

The big movers: \- Intel: −27 to −30% — its worst day since 1974, wiping out \~$130B. (Also a \~$12B loss for the US government's 10% stake and \~$6B for Nvidia, which holds a position.) \- Amazon: −2 to −6% (opened down hard, pared losses — down \~2% midday) \- AMD −10%, Qualcomm −12%, Broadcom −6%, Arm −10% \- Nvidia: −3.5 to −4.7% — actually the single heaviest drag on the S&P 500 by index points \- Dell −10%, HP −8.7% (PC supply chain fallout from Intel's warning) \- Coinbase −13% — separate issue: a record $6.3B hack at Binance hit crypto sentiment \- Reddit, Roblox and other high-beta names continuing to fall

curtmahgurt

I remember being a kid during/just after the dot com crash, and we ordered Dominos one night. The delivery guy who showed up was telling us all about how he was a former engineer at HP and got laid off so now he’s delivering pizzas. This is in our future.

HighOnGoofballs

No they won’t, someone will leave one of those companies and found a business that specializes in cybersecurity and do a much better job There’s a reason the top security devices today are not made by HP or Dell or Nvidia or AWS

Dragon-and-Phoenix

Mac is just an overpriced Windows PC now. They use so much of the same hardware and don't do the same rigorous quality testing they used to. I was mad when they pretty much just became a fancy Dell or HP.

PlandomeProwler

Just bought a new car i was gettimg 5 MPG ( its got 700 HP )

Spleepis

Apple learned this lesson in the 2000s when they kept their nose down and let HP and Microsoft fight over desktops, while those two blew money trying to lap each other Apple focused on MP3s and the iphone. After their AI dev wasn’t going anywhere it seems like they saw the space was too crowded and are focusing on new devices again with the budget macbook and home devices

DONNIENARC0

They’re just gonna chase out more of their tax base like they already did with SpaceX, Chevron, Schwab, HP, Oracle, etc.

bearhunter429

#ber tries red candle attack.... #bull activates green value play defense #ber attack ineffective #ber attack fails #Bull's turn to attack #bull launches hulk dick attack #attack successful #ber suffers 375 HP damage #LMAO🤌

dark_bravery

i can tell you about 4 other companies that had similar earnings: GE Aerospace (GE), Cisco Systems (CSCO), HP Inc. (HPQ), and Lockheed Martin (LMT) Each one of them did what SPCX just did. the market cap of all 4 is less than a trillion, for 4x the revenue. the premium baked into SPCX is insane. i think it's a great company with great tech. i'm buying SPCX on every pullback. when it went $110 that was sweet!

bearhunter429

⚔️ BULLS VS. BEARS 1996 SNES JRPG — Wall Street Edition 🎮 🎵 16-bit battle music intensifies 🎵 🐂 BULLHUNTER uses PATRIOTIC RALLY! 🇺🇸🦅 S&P 500 rises 3%! NASDAQ rises 5%! All Bulls gain +50 morale! 🐻 BEARHUNTER uses FEAR OF RECESSION! NASDAQ falls 4%! NVDA takes 2,000 damage! Reddit Ape is confused! 🏦 FED WIZARD uses POWELL'S HAMMER! "WE ARE DATA DEPENDENT." CRITICAL HIT! All growth stocks lose 30% HP! 🤌 SIR WILLIAM uses COVERED CALL! Collects $847 in premium. Theta meter fully charged! 🦅 BULLHUNTER uses BALD EAGLE — BUY AMERICAN STOCKS! SUPER EFFECTIVE! 🇺🇸 S&P 500 +2.8%! Bears flee! Reddit Apes begin chanting! ⚠️ THE ALGORITHM HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE! Market closes +0.03%. RESULT: TECHNICAL DRAW. LMAO🤌

HearshotKDS

[A lesson from former WSB mod and convicted securities fraudster Martin Shkreli on managing your trade sizes.](https://youtu.be/3PXCCGBKD_w?si=5HP7Wl6YNdF62CtV&t=39)

MajesticBread9147

Because generally, unprofitable companies with no clear moat and speculative markets are risky. In my opinion drones are going to be like computer companies like HP, or Lenovo. They need a fair amount of R&D costs to engineer their own designs to market their product to customers. Some will be like Dell and just basically design the rough outline, and subcontract all the parts out, some will be like apple and be more vertically integrated. But there's a reason that margins are thin and competition is numerous.

Teembeau

The difference is that Microsoft Office has a standard, it has network effects. AI companies are closer to companies selling laptops. You can go out and buy Dell, Lenovo, HP and easily change to a different one.

Legitimate_Risk_1079

LKNCY | Luckin Coffee - Current Price: $32.80 - Current Market Cap: $10.60B - Bull Target (12–18m): $45–$52 - Bear Target: $24–$27 - Upside: +37% to +59% - Downside: -18% to -27% - Reward-to-Risk: ~2.2:1 - Success Probability: 65% - Expected ROI: +20% (estimated) - Forward P/E: 12.89 - Debt-to-Equity: 0.54 - 1-Year Return: -17% 🔴 - 5-Year Return: +134% 🟢 - Profitability: Profitable 🟢 - Revenue Growth Forecast: ~19% annually 🟢 - Free Cash Flow: +$504M 🟢 - Price Trend: Recent weakness 🟡 - Bull-Case Market Cap: $14.5B–$16.8B - Comparable Companies: Starbucks, Dutch Bros - Risk: Moderate-High - Conviction: 7/10 - Grade: B+ Luckin Coffee operates a rapidly expanding coffeehouse chain, primarily in China. Strong profitability, attractive valuation, and international expansion support my bullish outlook, although its recent share-price weakness and China-specific risks warrant caution. --- ARDX | Ardelyx - Current Price: $3.28 - Current Market Cap: $817M - Bull Target (12–18m): $5–$6 - Bear Target: $2–$2.50 - Upside: +52% to +83% - Downside: -24% to -39% - Reward-to-Risk: ~2.2:1 - Success Probability: 45% - Expected ROI: +10% (estimated) - Forward P/E: N/M (currently unprofitable) - Debt-to-Equity: 1.90 - 1-Year Return: -35% 🔴 - 5-Year Return: +154% 🟢 - Profitability: Unprofitable 🔴 - Revenue Growth: +16.8% YoY 🟢 - Free Cash Flow: -$17.9M 🔴 - Price Trend: Sustained downtrend 🔴 - Bull-Case Market Cap: $1.25B–$1.50B - Comparable Companies: Ironwood Pharmaceuticals, Phathom Pharmaceuticals - Risk: Very High - Conviction: 4/10 - Grade: C+ (Speculative) Ardelyx develops treatments for gastrointestinal and kidney-related conditions. Commercial growth provides recovery potential, but continued losses, leverage, and a persistent downtrend make this too speculative for my preferred investment strategy. --- XRX | Xerox Holdings - Current Price: $2.75 - Current Market Cap: $361M - Bull Target (12–18m): $3.50–$4 - Bear Target: $1.50–$2 - Upside: +27% to +45% - Downside: -27% to -45% - Reward-to-Risk: ~1:1 - Success Probability: 40% - Expected ROI: -8% (estimated) - Forward P/E: 8.80 - Debt-to-Equity: 7.79 🔴 - 1-Year Return: -17% 🔴 - 5-Year Return: -82% 🔴 - Profitability: Unprofitable 🔴 - Revenue Growth: +25.6% YoY, acquisition-driven 🟡 - Free Cash Flow: +$109M 🟢 - Price Trend: Long-term water slide 🔴 - Bull-Case Market Cap: $460M–$525M - Comparable Companies: HP, Canon - Risk: Extreme - Conviction: 2/10 - Grade: D Xerox provides printing equipment, document management, and workplace technology. Despite positive free cash flow and turnaround efforts, enormous debt, persistent losses, and catastrophic five-year shareholder returns make this an investment I would avoid.

mikemanray

He wouldn’t be if he bought and pumped HP instead of Dell. It’s insane that he bought shares then said ‘everyone should buy a Dell computer’ at a rally shortly after.

Paul_Robert_

Would you rather fall into a pit of scorpions, or use a HP printer?

ResolutionOld84

A logo and business card printed with Avery and HP. He also created a QR code

Double-Minimum-9048

Adobe inverses memory and HP has has an insane run over the past 6mo so some profit taking, Would consider HPQ as a weaker AI trade to HPE and adobe the opposite.

chilla_p

I agree, it's not an organic company, so it has baked it's own special sauce / source (mind the pun). The other big tech built their own kingdom and generally if they did acquire, baked their acquisitions in their special sauce. Broadcom is like (was) HP or SoftBank.

MaterialGuy007

AI 25% growth trade is over! China will make sure - they will sell servers from Singapore Korea Taiwan to deplete American companies like Dell, HP and boost Chinese chips!!! After all all these are built in China - just like Tesla-beat!!!

NurUrl

oils is dumping in HP

oriben2

HP is a value stock with good fundamentals so yeah. Now probably too late to enter as upside is priced in

Status-Put8162

What about Dell or Intel or HP?

CyGoingPro

Does apple produce it's own memory and other hardware or is it relying on manufacturing from factories that are upping their prices? If apple's own manufacturing capabilities protect it from inflationary shocks, then they don't need to pass through the costs to their end consumer. If it is cheaper to buy a MacBook than an HP because one is more resilient to manufacturimg cost increases then I would expect that their market share will keep growing at an accelerated pace.

3boobsarenice

\*breaks out my HP 10bll

CaaCCeo

I work in IT and I promise you nobody is buying HP or SMCI both trash

cakemates

Money printers will take care of countering volumes of cash hoards, we are printing cash in HP inject next boi

supercrossed

**I’M GOING ALL IN ON PRINTER INK** You idiots are buying NVDA and SPY while the government is literally printing money like there’s no tomorrow. And what does a printer need? **INK.** Every trillion dollars they print = more ink. Deficit? **INK.** Stimulus? **INK.** $5,000 checks if Republicans win? **MOTHERFUCKING INK.** So I sold my portfolio and went balls deep into printer ink stocks and calls. My wife asked why. I told her, “The money printer is going brrrr.” She said, “That doesn't make any sense.” **She doesn't understand macro.** Everyone laughed at the gourd guy. They won't be laughing when I'm sitting on a mountain of HP cartridges worth $4.7 billion. **$INK 🚀🚀🚀** Not financial advice. I am an idiot.

NY10

CEO absolutely matters look at HP…. Stupid Meg and German idiot ruining the one time IT giant to fall lol…. I know what I am talking about

ButtfUwUcker

HP Lovecraft would like to have a word - about *Italians*

ihatestocks

WTF happened to HP with everything else heavy green?

MekIsAss

Thank god I panicked and sold my HP down 7%

TopDry1669

bye HP

Aardvark-Tall

Is HP still a thing?

Senior_Cranberry2907

SMCI pump after HP earnings?

Imaginary-Pin580

AVGO and HP puts

BriackYOLO

HP or AVGO calls

BriackYOLO

HP or AVGO calls?

marinuss

I can say for the government, Dell was gone a long time ago. HP has had the contract for quite awhile.

DoubleFamous5751

Yeah baby, HP gang checking in 💪

Independent-Tree-985

arguably HP is a safer play

Civil-Soup2863

HP got their shit together like 7 years ago luckily. Consumer AMD and Nvidia has always been top tier too, they really put their souls into those video cards. Intel can suck a fat one though, been lacking since they stopped making the Pentium.

CauliflowerNo6976

Volume high on those sell offs. Bulls sweating HP sauce right now

Few-Let-9363

HP needs some love too

music_is_gud

HP printers are produced by HPQ... Not HPE...

Salt_Contract342

Puts on HPE, because you can't even buy ink on an HP Printer without a subscription.

shes_a_gdb

Wow I wonder what would happen if you start buying high end Nikes... This is like the people comparing $500 HP laptops to $2000 MacBooks and are like wow Macs are so much better than PCs!

cbusoh66

They didn't hire a CEO from HP. He was Chairman of the Board and after they kicked out Alex Chriss, he took over, with the intention to break up the company like he did with HP (broke it up into HPQ and HPE). I will bet my left nut that someone is interested in Venmo (they reorganized the business into 3 units and separated Venmo) and then these idiots from Stripe thought they can swoop in and buy the entire company for pennies on the dollar. If they sell Venmo for $15-$20 billion, and keep the Paypal and Braintree big cash generating businesses, they will be in triple digits sometimes early 2027.

Unoriginal-Cake

Part costs are going wild is why the market is looking ugly so even shorting stock is risky in any tech sector, I looked up several monitors of Dell and they've moved 15% higher on the "Pro" series so PC parts aren't the only thing lowering expectations. Earnings reports are going to get uglier even if demand for Windows 11 gear by workplaces to replace Win10 stuff. Dell could break records of volume sales due to Win10 EOL, yet the cost of everything is going to influence the P/E ratio on a 52 week range and folks compute future earnings based on "costs factors". Keep in mind if a workplace is paying close to Dell volume sales on a Dell Pro 16 with 32GB RAM / 1TB SSD under $1700, Dell is only making about $100-150 per unit order before extended warranty or SonicWall gear upsells as those models include a 3yr onsite warranty. If QA tanks like COVID/1yr after COVID the warranties lose a ton of money. I've seen some corp ordering from doing office orders with several solutions providers and the order delays are matching similar concerns at Apple reaching near 2-3month delays--Cook said several warnings and he was the person that consolidated Apple in 1998 to regain profits from 10yrs of 1 million+ losses year to year so trust a CFO that became a CEO based on those metrics. Dell is more than likely following the Apple product line consolidation strategy to survive. This is what happened in the Dotcom era, speculation/rapid growth and consolidation of product lines by Dell and HP to streamline their parts supply channels--Apple went the four product lines in 2000(two consumer and two prosumer in the same way until RAM prices went back to normal). Look at the current consumer lineup of Dell, they hedged the 13XPS hard knowing most consumers will use that to survive the Win10 EOL cheaply just like Apple launched the Neo to fill the mainstream price gap. I'd only expect Dell gets a boost in the earnings report from sales as most people in the office realm are ordering 8-24 PCs in a quarterly refresh cycle based on build delays. In my sector there is a rumored max order of 1000 13XPS 16GB models from this year reaching to late 2027/early 2028 so Dell likely expects that level of orders. This matches what I wrote above of Win10 EOL pushes workplaces to go "minimalist" until prices go back to normal.

Scary-Oven8260

It’s dead money. The hired a CEO from HP to save the company lol

pegasusCK

Bro yes you do. Hewlett Packard Enterprise. HP Enterprise. IE HPE Like the laptops but they've mostly pivoted to AI infrastructure.

MidKnight148

Don't think anyone here was ever talking about Helmerich & Payne, Inc. ($HP)

dubblies

Fucking hell im in Nvda aint smashing earnings because of HP

arrastra

so HP named after an emoji right

GildedWarrior

How does HP(HPQ) go down after blowout earning man 😭 this shit rigged

Fun_Presentation_215

We are ignoring the fact that HP is actively dying rn

Jealous-Fix5015

HP dropped 10 percent nice

LRoddd

HP isn't listed?

LeekHuge8011

Wtf?? HP, NVidia, IBM and Infineon hit my SL lol... American doing american things..

AdventurousFinish681

HP up 2.6% this week - must be due to bessent buying another money printer

Chance_Cow_8434

100% works for quick flips. deku tree, D&D set, gringotts bank, HP great hall, just to name a few from the last couple months alone. average 30-50% ROI

Mochila-Mochila

> I swear half of Reddit thinks people run LLMs on their HP thinkpad. Well they wouldn't be too wrong. Edge LLMs are increasingly viable, see the latest news about Qwen 3.8 27B which puches way above its weight in coding tasks and can actually be run on consumer computers. Of course data centres will still be king, but as open source models continue to be powerful and accessible, they will eat into the data centre market share. I'm now speculating to which extent, but it's a factor which can't be discounted. PS : Thinkpads are made by Lenovo

xgeetx

And even if open source wins, compute still has costs. Nvidia doesn’t give a fuck what you’re training or what model you’re running. I swear half of Reddit thinks people run LLMs on their HP thinkpad.

Allout-Okarun

Bruh if google doesn’t close above 360 by September 1st I’ll slam my cock with the entire HP book collection

Strong_Champion_2939

absol here - C81F2SZkjBfiRPM2m2Uyxmzp718EpuohuaddnJQcA3HP

Strong_Champion_2939

C81F2SZkjBfiRPM2m2Uyxmzp718EpuohuaddnJQcA3HP

curiousgeorgeasks

Micron, Samsung, SK sell directly to the companies that integrate the memory module into a finished component, not to the ultimate owner of the device. For **HBM**, the main direct buyers are companies like **NVIDIA and AMD**, which package the memory with their GPUs and then sell these products into servers purchased by end users (Microsoft, **Google**, Meta, Amazon, etc). Technically, these end users also often make their own TPUs, so they do purchase HBM, but at a negligible volume. For **ordinary DRAM**, the main buyers are **device and system manufacturers** (Apple, Dell, HP, Lenovo, Xiaomi, BBK, etc). In this category, **Apple** is probably the single largest global customer, given the enormous volume of memory it buys for iPhones, Macs, and other devices that occupy the premium market class. Google may purchase from CXMT, but they hardly make a dent. If CXMT cannot secure large volume orders, they’ll have to cut margins to sell to smaller customers, never accruING the profits to then compete in the next CapEx cycle against Micron, Samsung, SK. Securing a massive order from Apple can basically ensure that they’re flush with cash to compete. That’s what Apple has consistently done, primarily supporting Chinese/Taiwanese manufacturers to develop and compete at against established companies. It’s hard to understate just how much cash Apple moves around in this industry.

confused_teabagger

Only 838 HP? I need at least 900 to pick up my groceries. I guess I better save that $2 million for something else.

Common-Method2202

Yeah seems to be some hot garbage considering the fact that my first search result shows people complaining about how ass it is. Yet it's somehow worth 50bn or 2 HP's (A company that earns 2.5bn vs Workday's 500m in 2025 😭)

MakingMoneyIsMe

>This isn't a typical datacenter we are talking about here where you buy your HP or Dell server and put it in a rack bud. What information is out there that suggests this? Server hard drives is one of the most replaced components.

TrackMan5891

No, they don't break "all day every day" LMAO. They aren't Machines. They are electronic devices, there no moving parts on the devices themselves. This isn't a typical datacenter we are talking about here where you buy your HP or Dell server and put it in a rack bud.

yogaflame1337

AI is like internet access’ is exactly what [Pets.com](http://Pets.com) investors said right before the sock puppet filed Chapter 11. Using a free chatbot to summarize emails does not automatically mean it can generate enough profit to justify trillion-dollar valuations, GPU capex that could power a small nation, and every company slapping ‘AI’ on a PowerPoint. Congrats: people enjoy free stuff. Next you’ll tell me every office has a printer, therefore HP stock must be worth the GDP of Earth

TreGet234

Fucking HP flat since 2017 but now ripping like a cutting edge tech stock.

derprondo

That seems really excessive unless your pump is as big as mine, it's a 2HP grinder, which was $2000 + $700 in labor so exactly the same. If you have a normal size .5-.75HP pump I think those are about $1000+ less. Hah so while we're on the subject my sewer line busted last week and that was only $1850 and they had to bring in a subcontractor with an excavator for 4 hours.

Front-Ad3508

Once I bought HP instead of HPQ and gained 30%

gorgeousphatseal

23k jobs ? Bro people in tech got laid off way more than 23k last month what you mean. These numbers don’t seem accurate. Microsoft amazon alone lay off thousands. Same with HP

LarkoVelvet

Interesting call. If HP, ASUS, and Acer are already validating CXMT's DRAM, the story is way more real than most people realize.

Boraximus

lmfao HP, Asus and Acer already began using CXMT chips and we first heard of this company a month ago

Competitive_Ride

https://www.reddit.com/r/dubai/s/8xwvh2HP00 Something got hit in Dubai

Samjabr

Boomers are too busy taking cruises, buying $150,000 "family" SUVs with 600HP, and buying their 3rd and 4th vacation homes to coordinate. Even the ultra-boomer stocks are sky high: MMM, CAT, WMT, etc.

thefrogmeister23

HP was founded in 30s. These companies do not last forever but cycles don’t have to be as short as 20 or 30 years.

Melodic-Scheme8794

HP got wiped by theta

Training-Solid-4650

As the great investment banker HP Lovecraft said, "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and over strange eons, all portfolios die"

ra__account

Unimportant numbers don't matter. A Ferrari Purosangue makes 730 HP. That's a number but it doesn't matter. But if you want numbers that do matter... *Right now 30 year treasury bonds yield over 5.2%. and inflation protected bonds yield over 3%.* The S&P 500 has returned an average of 10.3% over the past 30 years. If you have a small nest egg, locking in a sure 5.2% may be ideal because you have a strict budget that you can rely on but if you have a larger one, having a few years in safe bonds etc. but keeping the majority of your money in the one that yields almost twice as much will bring you a lot more money. What percentage of that is dividends DOES NOT MATTER in almost all cases. Owning identical stocks where one has a 3% yearly dividend vs one that has no dividend and selling 3% of it is functionally the same. *you brought feels. amazing that you still replied 😂* And you brought absolutely nothing to the table other than being insulting.

AshingiiAshuaa

I have an HP Reverb G2. It was $500 a few years ago then they kind of stopped supporting it for the last year. Lame.

homewest

HP is still around. Google says it has had a 50,000+% of growth over that time and says it’s higher than the S&P 500 over the same time period. It is still in the S&P 500 at 353.  If someone told you to buy and hold HP in 1970, you’d have a nice gift for your grandkids now. 

ThanklessWaterHeater

Not to be too much of a Mom booster, but because I'm proud of her: I could show you the investments she made in BDX and LLY in the 80s, into AMGN and REGN in the 90s, into AAPL and SYK and CAH and EW in the aughts, into LRCX around 2010, all of which I still hold along with my own investments. She made lots of lousy investments as well—HP! Intel! 3Com! Cisco! Mom says: if you can research companies and identify ones that are well-run, profitable and growing; if you never put more into one investment than you'd be willing to lose; if you can be patient and wait decades to see results, in the long run the good ones grow so much that the ones that don't grow are a rounding error.

kinetic_honda

Because people could have said the same thing about Atari and HP back in the 70s and 80s.

Affectionate_Fly7659

Yes, that’s what market wants. AI companies should be able to gain market dominance and replace entire sectors using a used HP all in one desktop computer from 2011

Pete26l96

Am I inasne too have the letter "I" as a key for my letter "T" on my laptop? I have an HP elitebook and I have had to replace half the keys due to problems with the hinges. thinking it's time to just buy a new laptop

Steve2926

Businesses will want their own AI servers. They won't want to be subject to tokens and random withdrawal of service, etc As cost of compute becomes cheaper, more AI servers will be sold. Hence HP, Dell and Lenovo will explode and each server will require memory. You can't run a business using AI if you don't control the costs and the availability.

Dualyeti

Too big to fail - and people were scared - buy the dips on big US companies which are suffering, they will be propped up, look at HP, Dell, Oracle etc

tesseramous

Your account went so low it started consuming HP points

GregBahm

I knew redditors didn't know history, but wow. Imagine telling on your self like this. Maybe its asking too much to expect a redditor to have ever heard of IBM, AT&T, and HP. But you're in a league below the bottom of the barrel if you don't even know what Apple and Microsoft are. If AI is the dot com cycle all over again (and it is) then the observable fact that OpenAI and Anthropic don't even have IPOs yet tells you exactly where on the timeline we are. Not even the "dial up" phase. The "you're telling me this mail is electronic" phase on the timeline.