HP

ninkorn

Shit, calls on HP

hotasanicecube

Tik-Tok was supposed to be banned on half the planet. But it came preinstalled on my new HP laptop.

felipesizzosmoes

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

neothedreamer

Completely agree. The burden is on the student to learn. I remember asking my Calculous teacher in high school how to calculate a future value of an investment and a string of payments. (I started investing at like 16). He gave me a funny look and muttered something and told me to get a financial calculator. I use it the HP 10bii app almost everyday now. It was like $5 and I just keep installing it on my new phones. Best money I havr ever sprent. I also know how to calculate using formulas in excel but the calculator is easier for quick and diety estimates.

PregnantPickle_

My 5 year old HP Envy is still doing great

bluen

Are dells and HP still shitty laptops or they good?

dinglebarrybonds

https://i.imgur.com/OPyO9HP.jpg

TradeSpY420

Either the docking station is fucked or the docking port thing on my laptop is fucked because it no longer detects my external screens. Puts on HP.

coop008

No it is no EV Yukon. The third row is less practical than a highlander or pilot. It drives great in a straight line with 800 HP to dispense, has air suspension but that is as far as the good goes. There is no car play, or android auto. Interior is pretty tight compared to its exterior dimensions. Everything is controlled through touch screen. Compared to other EVs it is THE least energy efficient vehicle. https://insideevs.com/news/534083/most-efficient-bev-us-20210918/

FehTacticool

Federal HP LaserJet III

mathboom123

Calls in HP?

pf30146788e

bro you are taking “printing” far too literally They aren’t literally booting up the HP Laserjet

lemurian16

Its updating firmware and checking for HP approved cartridges

abinferno

In this country, being a case study in how to destroy a company (HP) or bankrupt casinos qualifies you to be president.

dbx999

Most of it is in the valuation of old HP Compaq PCs from 2003 that they use in their offices.

Typical_Cold1231

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Blyadhole

JPow on the phone rn with Xerox, HP, Canon, Brother and Epson.

ztbwl

Yea, and why drive a $100k car with 500 HP when you can travel with a 10‘000 HP train for cheap?

AdditionalCompany947

i’m looking at Lexus RCF. 500 HP toyota reliability. I want low mileage ones in the 20’s

RecommendationNo6304

When 2000 happened, everything went to shit. Too many fish (Gateway, Dell, Acer, DEC, Sony, Tandy, IBM, etc) fighting for too little food. In 2002 they merged with HP, briefly becoming the awkward "Hewpaq". Common sense quickly caused them to drop that in favor of HP. No relation to Packard-Bell, which also made computers in the 80's.

New_Substance_1897

I think you need to look at HPs business case of their multijet fusion. Of cource HP is not a exclusive 3D printing company, but their technology ate a huge chunk of the market, and also into low batch size injection moulded products

LosingMoneyMorePB

JPMorgan more like HP 😐 that’s it that’s the joke it’s shit

Eodcuda

Industrial Additive Manufacturing is the place to look. Specifically in medal 3D printers that can scale up in size. Even better if they can print under melting point, so LPBF companies are out. Binder Jetting such as Desktop Metal (DM) and HP (HPQ) are a good start. Meld, Spee3D, and Fabrisonic are some others to look at though they aren't public yet. Just keep an eye on them.

BeneficialTurnip615

There is a real concern that the big players like, IBM, HP, CISCO and others, will step in and dominate the market of AI

Many_Quick

Boat Show this weekend..announcer says " imagine yourself pulling up to the sandbar in a 460 HP Scarab this Summer"...yep, but you can't tow it with a Lambo.

buried_lede

The more challenging the AI, the bigger and faster the computer should be. Consumers and most businesses are not going to go out and buy supercomputers. This AI will execute in the cloud, and the cloud is only as good as the computers serving them up. IBM and HP have four of the 10 fastest supercomputers in the world, both companies work at the national labs on them. And IBM is deeply involved in quantum computing which is a nascent technology that’s faster than supercomputers. IBM is doing this at the national labs as well. But I think the AI companies that take off in this present bubble in the stock market will be smaller ones focused on AI, of course. Im not really following it.

buried_lede

Have no idea because I think this is all about leisure AI, like consumer toys. When I think of AI I think of supercomputers capable of the most challenging stuff, so, the list of top supercomputers is dominated by IBM and HP, boring old names who happen to build the fastest computers at our national laboratories, like Lawrence Livermore and Los Alamos. I think Google has capabilities too and I think nvidia is involved with one of the supercomputers (AMD is in a lot of them) But people are maybe looking for smaller less diversified companies that will take off from this

ScottishTrader

You do not need any kind of special PC to trade unless you are going to day trade and run a lot of charts. If you are, then ask over at r/Daytrading as they may help. I'm running a HP x360 i7 with 16gb ram plus have a dock to connect to use 3 displays and it works great.

whatisliquidity

Nice straight 6? Fun car, good torque for it's size and well balanced HP. Those things will move

smallfeetpetss

I am going to take the other side of this trade! I think it’s a good short in the $190s. There is a lot of resistance around that range. Salesforce has never grown organically. It’s all through acquisitions. Now they are putting their M&A department in the back burner. Where is their growth going to come from? This is the new HP!

talm0

After today, NDX should go up another 3% on these: Dell took a shit. Marvel took a serious shit. HP is in process of shitting. Broadcom constipated, gonna shit tomorrow.

5uckmyd1ckb1t4

\*HP ENTERPRISE SEES 2Q NET REV. $7.1B TO $7.5B, EST. $7.05B \*HP ENTERPRISE 1Q ADJ EPS 63C, EST. 54C >\*HP ENTERPRISE 1Q NET REV. $7.81B, EST. $7.41B RAISES FISCAL 2023 GUIDANCE [$HPE](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24HPE&src=cashtag_click)

millijuna

It’s a Yanmar 1gm10 diesel that has been well taken care of, at least over the last 25 years. But it’s just getting worn out. We had our local marine mechanic look at it, and yeah it might be worthwhile doing a rebuild on it, but there’s also a good chance that tearing into it we’ll find further issues. We’ve also been doing regular oil analysis on it every time we change the oil, and we’re starting to see a rise in the metal content. Which could indicate that after 40 years the bearings are starting to go. Also, being a raw water cooled engine, it’s entirely possible the cooling passages are starting to clog. We’re hoping to get another 2-5 years out of it. The new engine, though, will likely be a Beta which is a marinized Kubota engine. Freshwater cooling, bigger alternator, and another 8HP which will help in our area.

millijuna

Hah, we're looking at a repower, and it's closer to $10k plus labour for a new engine (and that's just for a 16HP two cylinder). After 40 years, the old engine is just getting to the point of being worn out.

Milyardo

I'm a software engineer, ever since covid hit I'm work from home basically permanently now. So I sold my practical commuter car to a relative and bought a 700 HP sports car. On nice days I'm basically looking for a reason to enjoy driving my car and thought about doing door dash but never got around to setting it up.

5uckmyd1ckb1t4

>HP earnings: Sales decline ‘driven by the macroeconomy,’ CEO says

3lcamin0

HP just bent me over and clapped my cheeks - poots are fucked

TradeSpY420

I am getting a new computer for work because the battery on this one is fucked. should help HP next quarter.

animositisomina35

HP inc Q1 Rev. $13.83b, Est. $14.13b EPS 75c, Est. 74c.

somuchwin77

They big chunks of HP inc and Kraft Heinz as well but they sort of f'd the Kraft deal by over paying big time.

BluntBlazer42069

What does WBD looking like this week? I know last week we were talking about it a lot, because of the new HP game out rn. But they didn’t hit their 4th quarter projection.

SleepiestGuyAlive

HP lasercock 42069 all-in-one drilldo

VisibleVirus

[imma 🌈 🐻 with balls. suck it chasdaq](https://imgur.com/a/QWE8HP4)

Lopsided_Constant901

Can i do calls on COSTCO? I love their frozen foods :3 Also, whats everyones opinions on Zoom, Salesforce, and Rivian? HP and Dell are up there too, will they be affected by whats goin on? Or might they have a strong winter season?

hardcore_softie

Right on. I know there's some stupid gender politics controversy. I'm on Nvidia cards so as long as they've got a patch out, I'm buying it on the next sale. I saw someone post a pain in the ass workaround for the DLSS issue right after release and didn't wanna deal with that shit. As long as it's fixed I'm in, and I'm not even a HP fan.

Sean_VasDeferens

I thought that HP was headed to jail for fraud.

PolarBearLaFlare

Yeah, it definitely has potential. Huge open world and endless possibilities they can mix in from the HP world

jhonkas

looks like an earnings miss... because the HP game is what 0.001 of the EPS?

PolarBearLaFlare

I tried it. It’s not bad, but for someone who isn’t a HP fan, it gets kinda repetitive just spamming magic spells + dodging over and over.

TED2_

###You would've thought HP® was apart of this the way NVDIA Ge Forced put holders back into reality

Iconoclastices

Look at why Intel was fined billions by the FTC, EU (still ongoing), Japan and South Korea. Off the top of my head two of the worst: - Designing their compiler to create worse versions of software on non-Intel CPUs and outright lying about it to users - Arranging it so customers, like HP, couldn't take CPUs from AMD even if they were for free. This was because it would make them uncompetitive with their competition as Intel provided all of them with huge kickbacks

deezee72

One thing to keep in mind - measuring inflation is really hard, and as a result if you cherry pick individual items you can always find some where common inflation measures fail to measure accurately. Let's say you bought an iPhone 13 last year, at the list price of $799. If you bought the same iPhone 13 this year, it would cost you $599, but if you buy the iPhone 14 it would cost you $799. For the purpose of calculating inflation, I would argue that the former is the right comparison - it's comparing a like for like product, while the iPhone 14 includes technologies that you could not have purchased for any amount of money this time last year. If you look at other electronic devices, it's much the same story. The LG C2 42 inch was $1,399 last year, it is $999 - a 29% decrease. The HP Pavilion 15th generation Laptop price is down 50% YoY. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the price of personal electronic devices has decreased 5% YoY. That suggests for this category, deflation is being drastically underestimated (which means inflation is overestimated) - the BLS is comparing new products this year with new products last year, when in fact if you compare new products last year to the same product this year, prices should be dramatically lower. Personal electronic devices collectively account for about ~2% of CPI, so this category alone would suggest CPI is actually overstating inflation by ~0.5%.

WorldlyString

At that time there was Sun, HP, Apollo, SGI, DEC, Sony NEWS, and so many others that made great machines. They were just too much more expensive than crappy DOS machines.

IThinkTheClockIsSlow

>HP Worked there 80-00. Carly took a perfectly GREAT company and drove it into a ditch. I'm still pissed.

HealthyStonksBoys

I remember visiting HP and they had all these cool inventions you could see in their exhibit I don’t ever remember seeing any of them on the market

ThatOxyMoron

Ha! Maybe. Issue is that no one cares about printers. My company has forever made it difficult to print and I can’t even recollect the last time I actually printed anything lol. Maybe some kid projects from staples? Not sure if that was HP This is where tablets are solid and well a demise to printing and laptops! Oops.

ThatOxyMoron

Makes me think you work there or are actively trying to defend their broken ideology. PC’s are extremely low margins. Apple and Google and msft are making inroads while selling complete package of other offerings. It’s badly run because that’s exactly what they are telling to themselves- “PC will remain around forever” but that’s escapism, not really looking into the future! If that’s the case, take company private and rot in mediocrity. Printing? One hand you want ESG and the other you continue with this charade. 3D? Well, HP missed the bus. No offense.

BoneShaker10

What do facts of pioneer and case studies have to do with it being poorly ran (as of right now)? Well case studies are old, and I'm sure most companies could have case studies on screw ups. Do you actually know the vision of the CEO? The CFO has only been there two years, and CEO three. People have been saying the PC is a dying business for a decade now, but yet HP has done record sales over past 3 years (thanks to covid). Not only computing, but HP has a huge stake in commercial 3D printing. As one of the top PC manufactures in the world, and with just general broad statements of why HP is a badly run company, I just don't see how you can justify it being the worst companies. I agree, it might not be what it used to be, but definitely not poorly ran.

ThatOxyMoron

Nothing personal. The facts of being pioneer of Silicon Valley and the whole HP garage in Palo Alto and not to forget the case studies we had in business school on HP screw ups. Plus I have heard stories too. But this observation is purely based on the question OP asked.

srlbambam

Aruba Networks is an excellent HPe subsidiary though. It's a shame they're owned by HP.

ThatOxyMoron

HP INC. Clueless and joke of a CFO, no vision from CEO with putting money into a dying business and zero diversification to cash in any future tech! Sad to think this company is where Silicon Valley literally began back in the day..

xflashbackxbrd

Its basically a dream game for HP fans and a very well made game aside from that. Not surprised it's doing well.

ptwonline

HP is still a popular franchise so no surprise that a good game would be a hit. So much hype building for it.

FTRFNK

Ah so dividends just magically stopped when buybacks came in. Gotcha. Maybe companies should actually make money and pay dividends instead of buying back shares and then increasing stock based compensation. Seems like investors kinda get screwed when you buyback and then award stock to insiders and not investors? >Consider the case of American Airlines, a company two years out of bankruptcy, facing down $19 billion in debt — and continuing to buy back billions of dollars worth of company stock. >You have to ask: Is that really the best use of company cash? Either way, shareholders should have a say in that. >Another example: Hewlett-Packard. In the last decade, the company has invested $47 billion in stock buybacks — which is nearly double the company’s current market cap. That risk is senseless. HP knows they are facing existential threats from upstart competitors, but instead of paying out dividends or letting cash accrue on the balance sheet, HP is choosing the riskiest option >As a result, shareholders didn’t get a dime of that $47 billion in cash. >Buybacks are supposed to be funded with excess cash that the business doesn’t need for innovation or expansion. But Rule 10b-18, the rule proposed in 1982, gives executives total power (and a blank check) to determine their own incentive-based compensation Since you can't read, some important parts.

wighty

>Electric heat sucks when gas is super cheap Not necessarily with heat pumps... Particularly ground source. When we installed our ground source HP in 2020 there was price parity for heating with NG, last year it was way cheaper for our electric. Our AC bill is quite a bit better as well since heat pumps are more efficient than traditional AC.

gayforgoblin

Is Hogwarts Legacy worth it for a non HP fan?

JFSM01

House of the dragon, HP, The last of us

colliric

Kenneth Branagh was awesome as Gilderoy Lockhart... Watching the second HP film at the moment. Fuck the Trans community wanting to cancel this classic. I'm gonna buy some WBD stock.

Geddagod

>First of off, in your rambling, you proved one of my remarks. Bruh I brought up hard evidence and numbers, and yet I'm the one rambling? And I didn't prove anything for you. HP density on Intel 4 is a half node higher than TSMC 4nm sure, but SRAM density is a half node behind TSMC 5nm as well. That's not even mentioning the lack of HD cells... >For one, everyone has been saying they were way behind, when in reality, they weren't as TSMC older stuff was shit that was overrated Lmao what? How is TSMC older stuff "shit"? And rn they are technically 2 full nodes behind, since Intel 4 has not begun to ramp actual products yet, unlike TSMC 3nm. They don't have a 3nm or 5nm node in product ramp yet. 2 nodes *is* way behind. >This isn't generations behind It's a full generation behind if we count Intel 4, since it's apparently "ready" for ramp, and 2 if we count products that are actually being fabbed on the node (Intel 7).

718cs

Yea. Same, not a big HP fan. Game 9/10

Geddagod

>You are misinformed terribly. TSMC is lagging behind in density by a longshot, they are not comparable at all, which is why it's a nonsense way to compare. Ok let's compare direct numbers of transistor density and SRAM bit size. TSMC 3nm (started volume production end of last year) HP cell density: \~148 MTr/mm\^2 HD cell density: \~234 MTr/mm\^2 HDC SRAM bit size: \~0.018 micron\^2 Intel 4 (volume ready but won't even start volume production until 2H 2023) HP cell density: \~123 MTr/mm\^2 HDC SRAM bit size: \~0.0240 micron\^2 You know what the kicker is though? Intel 4 doesn't even have HD cells because that's how much they want to get this node out on time. And what's even worse? Intel 4's HDC SRAM size is squarely in between TSMCs 5 and 7nm nodes. The only saving grace is that its HP cells are better than TSMC 4nm but still worse than TSMC 3nm. The cherry on top? Intel themselves admit that they are behind TSMC and won't regain leadership until 2025. >Do you normally reply to 12 day old post? Yes.

self-assembled

The ads will be far more effective than current search ads. The LLM will be able to seamlessly integrate advertising recommendations into the query response. MS is already trying with bing, part of it's directive is to recommend services from advertisers. Imagine searching for the best laptop and it prioritizes a response about the new HP or whatever.

dinglebarrybonds

Yea same. During lockdowns i made a hobby of finding laptops that had the old hard drives and not SSDs, so my criteria was nice screen/keyboard/ram and you get them for dirt cheap, throw an SSD in and all the sudden it is a decent computer I bought a 2 Alienware laptops, a thinkpad, a Lenovo, and an HP lol. My IBUYPOWER desktop is new from costco and my #1 as my trading computer Lockdowns also got me a speaker and headphone collection

klauskinski79

If you cant code or design a system under a bit of prssure you should perhaps go to IBM or HP and not Google.

OzzyOzzyOzzy_OiOiOi

I got an RTX 3080, Amd ryzen 7 5000xt, 32 GB Ram, 2Tb SSd It runs super smooth, and looks really clear The vr headset I have is the HP reverb

hardcore_softie

Biggest issue I've seen discussed is PC seems to be a bad port with a lot of performance issues. Who knows how much of that can be fixed and when. Otherwise it sounds pretty solid, especially if you're a HP fan. I'm not even a fan of that IP, but this game has me intrigued. A trans character is just icing on the cake.

ovo_Reddit

There is no monopoly by them. I’ve worked with a good number of enterprises and startups, and even statistically speaking Lenovo (whom acquired IBM) has the largest market share as a PC vendor. In fact Dell is even slightly behind HP and not even miles ahead of Apple. Server grade equipment, I do see more Dells, but frankly they are often top tier quality alongside their support. I’ve worked with HP for storage solutions and their support was hit or miss. However this article (at least by title) is referring to PCs.

arcmemez

All of FAANG, pretty much every startup and most things in between. Everyone at Google used Macbooks when I was there. Super common at Microsoft too. Windows shop and “boring” tech companies don’t but what people typically consider “the tech industry”, i.e high profile SV companies (Uber, FAANG, Stripe, Airbnb, DoorDash, Robinhood etc) all uses Macbook almost exclusively Linux is just too janky to have thousands of employees trying to run the same builds and maintain the same dependencies without it being a hassle and Window isn’t a serious development platform unless you’re locked in due to C# or something (less and less common these days) Boomer shit like HP might be using shitty laptops but that’s because they’re cheap, not because it’s good. I’m sure drone factories like big banks uses something else but again, that’s not the “modern tech industry”

U-Copy

Its on REGSHO since Jan 10 and it's C+35 REGSHO which means market makers are forced to close out short positions. After hour, dilution happened and this happened to AMC 2021 Jan and May. Basically they are giving opportunities for SHF to cover their shorts. A new CFO from Alix Partner was appointed today and a new director from couple weeks ago, Carol worked with Carl icahn on HP & Xerox M&A. Lastly, BBBY secured $1B cash deal from investor: [https://www.wsj.com/articles/bed-bath-beyond-launches-equity-offering-to-raise-more-than-1-billion-11675722393](https://www.wsj.com/articles/bed-bath-beyond-launches-equity-offering-to-raise-more-than-1-billion-11675722393)

soAsian

all laptop/computer is made by the same OEMs like Compal. it doesn't really if you buy Dell or HP or Lenovo or whatever. all of them use the same OEMs and there's only handful that handle large orders from Dell/HP/Lenovo. what you really looking for is who provide the least shit customer service.

BernieEcclestoned

Darktrace boss Lynch fucked HP for 11b. I'm schocked he's pulling shady shit, totally shocked.

ramhusk

The downfall of any company outside of the financial sector. Ex. Southwest, GE, Boeing, Intel, HP, now google I guess.

PotatoWriter

Jim Cramer vs. Michael J. Burry Burry: It's over now, Cramer, you've activated my card: "Prediction of the Ages"! It will allow me to predict how many HP you will have next turn, and I say 0! That ends my turn! Cramer: *heheheh **shifts glasses on face* Oh Burry-boy, how you've grown. Unfortunately for you, this activates my card "Mirror Force"! The ultimate No-u! Your prediction has backfired, Burry boy, and you have lost the game!

bigmeatbag

JPow is going to talk about their new printer upgrade that got delayed for a year because HP couldn't get chips and that they are now ready to fire them up and pivot deep into 🌈🐻 assholes

xacisx

Lmao i bought HPQ puts thinking they report today but ita HP

Ukulele_Maestro

Lol, a 180 HP engine is more than adequate to cruise at 75 mph, even in an SUV.