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KIRKLANDS (KIRK) the next opportunity....
I called COSM, TBLA, VGFC, BTB, PXMD, all went crazy. My next big pick is…
KIRK in play? + 14% with only 400k volume!
$KIRK is an incredibly attractive prospect right now!
I'm making moves on KIRK and BBIG Fingers crossed..!!
My last potential DD: HSDT is debt free, cash flush, 500%+ CTB w/ 22M share float after last offering closed. You want in early? Here's your play.
My last potential DD: HSDT is debt free, cash flush, 500%+ CTB w/ 22M share float after last offering closed. You want in early? Here's your play.
why ain't anyone talking about $KIRK?
$KIRK impressive customers => than $BBBY but stock is trading at mere $50M market cap vs $BBBY $1.5B market cap. There is huge 30x gain possible here with $KIRK shorts squeeze coming tiny float + 30% float shorted. 🚀🚀🚀 💰💰💰#wallstreetbets
$KIRK Kirkland’s another home furnishing retailer like Bed Bath Beyond - tons shorts up over 40% by now strong volume last 3 trading days another home furnishing play like $BBBY 🚀🚀💰💰💯💯 #wallstreetbets
$KIRK tons shorts up over 40% by now strong volume last 3 trading days another home furnishing play like $BBBY 🚀🚀💰💰💯💯
KIRK bout to pop off in the next weeks
I TOLD YOU GUYS!!! Its moving!! KIRK is the next play!! Downside is extremely limited now and retail shorts are trapped under $3.5 get in before it goes over $4 again!!!
KIRK is the next play!! Downside is extremely limited now and retail shorts are trapped under $3.5 get in before it goes over $4 again!!!
What should we expect from $REV $RDBX $KIRK?
KIRK. ‘Kirkland’. I think I worded my post before wrong. I see that this is still on list for Short Squeeze so I wondered about the current levels. I have 8,500 shares/holding. Company managers are buying over 14,000 shares each might be a sign of merger or company sell? Or huge earnings notice?
You might not agree with me but I’ll say it (REAL AF)
I’m new here with just a curious question since I bought KIRK on its short squeeze recommendations here. I did buy and it squeezed backwards on me hard. Does someone know what the numbers are and if it’s still a play? Thanks in advance.
APRN volume, if it's happening it's happening soon
I see KIRK is no longer spoken of. Solid company with good financials. Wall Street likes it. Undervalued and, was said, to have squeeze potential. Now it’s a ghost since it was the one I put my chips on. All of them.
So far $KIRK follows the pattern of $REV. $KIRK will likely continue to move up until July 15th (OPEX). $6.2(50MA) is the first target, $14.3 (200MA) is the 2nd target. If gamma squeeze is trigged, then above $20 and even $30 is possible. But first thing first, let’s see $5.
$KIRK 25K YOLO! It’s been a while since the last shortsqueeze season.
It’s been a while since the last shortsqueeze season. $KIRK 25K YOLO!
The ultimate $KIRK DD: Numbers, Facts, and Share buy-backs
$KIRK. Most of yesterday’s volume carried into OI. Don’t think the run is over. With 31% SI, a run above $5 will add gamma squeeze to fuel the next leg up. With low float and market cap, with option trading, $KIRK has the potential to be the next $REV.
The ultimate $KIRK DD: Numbers, Facts, and Share buy-backs
The ultimate $KIRK DD: Numbers, Facts, and Share buy-backs
The Ultimate $KIRK DD: Numbers, Facts, and Share Buy Backs
The Ultimate Kirk DD: Numbers, Facts, and Share Buy Backs
$KIRK Set Up Explained - Comparable to RDBX/REV but Not a Bankrupt Company
anyone got an update on Ortex foe KIRK? Shorts look to be adding
Declining Stock and Decent Financials: Is The Market Wrong About Kirkland's, Inc. (NASDAQ:KIRK)?
$KIRK Looking good folks…. Not a financial advice. Who’s in?
KIRK is the next squeeze! After that I am putting my profits into ATER. Get in before it goes over $5!
Calling CRTX, BGFV and KIRK now. Using this post for the timestamp. (not financial advice)
$KIRK - earnings tomorrow. Miniscule float (1.76 million) with 2.8 million short.
Guys, it’s time to talk about Kirkland’s!($KIRK)
I continually keep seeing post /comments on AGC, BMTX, and KIRK. Please drop all know DD. Let’s get one of these going.
KIRK (Kirkland’s) float is so low, and the days to cover is so low, this is a good slow burn to get in on before it finishes up channeling
Kirkland’s, Inc. $KIRK is NOT Affiliated with Costco, but It IS Going to Deliver Wholesale Gains Next Week
Captain $KIRK - Udervalued and High SI: 26.67% of float, low float of about 10M shares, low IV = cheap options, profitable, the next $BGFV ? (Not financial advice, do your own DD, have 21st January 2021 $35 calls)
Any thoughts about $KIRK ? High SI and undervalued ? Another BGFV ?
[DD] 10 reasons why I believe KIRK is a fantastic opportunity
I'm asking for help (KIRK LOW VOLUME SQUEEZE ASAP)
DD: $KIRK - $20m buyback, low volume = meme worthy
DD: $KIRK - $20m buyback, low volume = meme worthy
$KIRK FAT ALL-IN, 350Mil Mkt Cap + 25% Short Interest + Beat Earnings by 90%= Let's Goo
My Watchlist For 5/13/2021 - Can $SPY Like.... Fucking Stop?? Good God...
Nautilus NLS – One of the best opportunities right now in a turmoil market. Hyper growth, huge beats, still closed gyms, So an analyst lowered the price target Friday to $26 from $29 just a 70% upside from here!!! Bonus this is 20% short
KIRK moving nicely...perhaps short squeeze with 1.4 days need to cover? Newer to all this...want to see what y’all think?!
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Mango announces new coin called $KIRK
TRUMP: UNLIKE KIRK, I HATE MY OPPONENT Enjoy prison retards
MANGO: UNLIKE KIRK, I HATE MY OPPONENT Damn lol
Kinda looking like an inverse head&shoulders pattern $KIRK
>FBI OFFERS REWARD OF UP TO $100,000 FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO IDENTIFICATION AND ARREST OF INDIVIDUAL(S) RESPONSIBLE FOR CHARLIE KIRK MURDER $100k regards , time to weaponize your autism
Fk sake I guess I have to do it myself for the mouth breathers, BUY GME BC KIRK IS DEAD ☠️
My puts on $KIRK are ABSOLUTELY printing rn
TBHC formerly KIRK headed back to $2 with new partnerships
KIRK taking off after hours :)
Curious to see which way TBHC(KIRK) moves with the rebrand now official. Super low float so could go wild either direction if anyone actually cares about it.
No one talking about $KIRK?
Who’s all in $KIRK? This one looks like it’s ready to takeoff..
KIRK shorts are for real
Let's goooooooooo KIRK
Is $KIRK being overlooked as the next short squeeze candidate despite its massive short interest and micro-cap price? With insider ownership low and institutional sentiment shifting, is this the calm before a retail-driven storm?
KIRK calls because I have a serious gambling addiction.
Waiting on the KIRK breakout any day now
I love $KIRK’s huge green dick.
$KIRK has a market cap of 32 million and huge SI, do with that information as you will.
Ik I sound like a bot but KIRK is so pumpable, where’s my regards at?
Why are we not pumping KIRK? Theirs like no volume…
GRPN or KIRK sounds pretty good right about now… Who remembers SOUN?
https://preview.redd.it/lzlfjvhrsoef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9519a148b37b7d5f7076d8c96d9c56525c7b2e 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/27za8swpsoef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdec39bd30f566bd0320a70fdb72936b3f2cb01e 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/4i3vhr7yroef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecd25f888c4ca75f9fe5374aff1a7f518bcd511 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/i7clx2twroef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4a0ffb00773d75a753bc367990366fde2d77df 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/ysxv4qdvroef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee08237d28379daa7d875490414a9c8c5950996 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/op58h45troef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8184dcbd9c0d72caefd3eba2756cf07738962815 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/n2e0jtkrroef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c036c24eaed6cf37279f35eaae40def62c684f 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/pgf6k5tnroef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a869a559a162be538a7990cf397ff2e863d82c03 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/ku51wx4nqoef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268f000d280987c31626f98077111a8175391b9a 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/nm471y8iqoef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50f6d547aa07bf36149944b491dbf33d472bd40 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
https://preview.redd.it/tfmhndtaqoef1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4347ee59350226e3c1095551c4e70b1d5ab38382 🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE ONLY STOCK ENDORSED BY YOUR UNCLE WITH BACK PROBLEMS AND A SMOKER’S COUGH 🚨 Welcome to the Costco Cinematic Universe. Strap in, chug some vodka, and prepare to YEET. Dear WSB degenerates, I bring you a prophecy scribbled in crayon on the back of a 144-roll pack of Kirkland TP: $KIRKLAND isn’t just a stock. It’s a tax-advantaged lifestyle choice. Here’s the bull case, injected directly into your frontal cortex: Kirkland vodka is so smooth it’s clinically classified as a performance-enhancing drug in Eastern Europe. I bought a 50-gallon drum of pickles for $7.99 and now I see sounds. You think GME has diamond hands? Kirkland oven mitts are made of repurposed T-800 endoskeletons. That $4.99 rotisserie chicken? Time travelers use it as currency. Every Kirkland product is like if Warren Buffett and Chuck Norris had a baby that majored in supply chain domination. Their margins are tighter than your tendies after a 40% drawdown. Their mission statement? "Sell everything in horrifying quantities at spiritually suspicious prices." I bought a 5lb bag of trail mix so powerful I had a religious experience mid-snack. This isn’t a company. It’s a way of life. I wear Kirkland socks to job interviews. I wear Kirkland cologne (it’s just brisket grease). I don’t pay rent — I lease shelf space next to the industrial tubs of mayo. If Kirkland IPOs and you don’t remortgage your grandma, you deserve to be broke. I’m talking triple-leveraged YOLO using a Fidelity login I stole from my ex. 🛒🚀💀💎 Load the cart. Max out the Amex. $KIRK: FORGED IN A BULK-STORAGE FIREBALL OF LEGEND.
🛒💥 $KIRKLAND: THE FINAL FORM OF CAPITALISM 💥🛒 This isn’t a stock. It’s a state of mind. A Costco-fueled fever dream soaked in vodka and bulk trail mix. Listen up, you leverage-loving, credit-score-torching goblins. While you’re busy day-trading Tesla like it’s your ex’s emotions, I’ve ascended. I have seen the face of God — and He’s wearing Kirkland cargo shorts. Here’s why $KIRK is the only investment that matters: Kirkland vodka? Distilled in the same facility as Grey Goose. It’s like getting Dom Pérignon in a Gatorade bottle. Their rotisserie chicken is $4.99 and has remained that way since the fall of Rome. The CFO once threatened to quit if they raised the price. That's the kind of violent fiscal discipline I respect. You can buy 18 pounds of cashews, a casket, and a wedding ring in the same aisle. That’s not vertical integration — that’s a life cycle. Warren Buffett drinks Cherry Coke. Real kings shotgun Kirkland sparkling water and slap the CEO on their way out of the warehouse. Valuation? Who cares. I once saw a guy in aisle 7 load a pallet of toilet paper using nothing but brute force and testosterone. That's intrinsic value, baby. I’m so deep in Kirkland I dream in bulk. My veins are marinara. My portfolio is 98% Kirkland and 2% regret. And when this IPO drops? I’m going in raw with margin so spicy it needs an FDA warning. 🛒💀💎 We’re not buying shares. We’re buying enlightenment. $KIRKLAND: THE TENDERLOIN OF VALUE INVESTING. Put your entire 401(k) in this. Or don’t. I’m not your dad — but Kirkland might be.
🚨 $KIRKLAND — THE FINAL BOSS OF VALUE INVESTING 🚨 This ain’t a brand. It’s a religion. And I’m here to start the cult. WSB apes, I’ve uncovered the ultimate sleeper stock. While you’re out there marrying puts on SPY and praying to Saint GME, I’ve been conducting high-level research (read: blacked out in Costco), and I've come to one conclusion: KIRKLAND SIGNATURE IS GOD. Here’s the DD from my third eye: They sell 1.75L of vodka that tastes like Grey Goose but costs less than gas station sushi. Kirkland jeans slap harder than Levi’s on a forklift operator’s day off. I once saw a guy buy a Kirkland kayak and a brisket in the same transaction. If that’s not vertical integration, I don’t know what is. This is deep value. Like Ben Graham doing keg stands kind of value. How do you value Kirkland? You don’t. You just believe. It’s not EBITDA, it’s E-B-I-G-D-A: Earnings Before I Go Dumb Again. Kirkland is recession-proof, inflation-proof, and emotionally unavailable. Their rotisserie chicken hasn’t changed price since the Civil War, and it’s juicier than insider trading. I’ve remortgaged my house, sold my Tesla, and donated plasma. Why? To YOLO it all into Kirkland-branded stock I’m pretty sure doesn’t exist yet. But when it does? I’m already in. 🛒💎💀 LET'S GET THIS BREAD. LITERALLY. IT’S $4.99 FOR 12 LOAVES. $KIRK: TICKER OF THE PEOPLE.
Where’re the KIRK bots from last night now?
Im here holding KIRK and CRWV call me regarded
This makes no sense all the meme stocks. Is a MM just looking at most shorted companies and buying stocks that have options? Between KSS, OPEN, DNUT, WOLF, GPRO, RKT. Makes me wonder if KIRK and ALT are next and I never heard of either of those.
KIRK when IV comes down a little.
Who’s in $KIRK? KIRKLAND, I feel like this one is extremely undervalued at the moment, and should be popping off any day now.. what are your guys‘s thoughts?
captain KIRK wants you to chart a course 🛸
People rotating out of DNUT into KIRK
Is it $KIRK today, already %17 up pre market.
I see $KIRK is the new OPEN you all. Jump in as fast as you can lets take it to $5
KIRK makes really good golf clubs
KIRK has the best metrics. 39% short interest with 1.8 million shares outstanding float. We can send KIRK to space FR FR no cap.
been holding KIRK for a bit and it's finally shooting up, take that as you will...
RKT is the best bet this morning, then $KIRK
How’s everyone feeling about KIRK
I only just started but have doubled my money this month! My list to buy today: **GRAB**, **DNUT**, **NCNA**, **F**, **KIRK**, **LCID** I have and will hold: **TLRY**, **OPEN**, **ABAT**, **AMPX** I will take my profit out of: **GPRO**
Has billions of shares available tho. KIRK only has 1.8 Million available with 39% short interest. WSB could buy the entire float by open
LCID looks good but it has 3 billion shares outstanding, while KIRK has a higher short interest and only 1 million shares outstanding. I know we are regarded here but those numbers are the ones we’ve been searching for
Bought 200 shares of $KIRK
I think the metrics on KIRK are ripe for a good ole fashioned regard hootenanny
As a market buy? I hope the masses stay preoccupied with the other memes tomorrow cuz I don’t think we really comprehend what KIRK is yet. But by this time tomorrow it gonna be everywhere
“Kirkland's (KIRK) has a short interest of 1.80 million shares, representing 39.30% of the float (the number of shares available for trading by the public). This marks a 18.42% increase in short interest from the previous month. The short interest ratio (days to cover) is 9.9, indicating that it would take 9.9 days of the average trading volume of 178,678 shares to cover all short positions.” We must do the needful bros. 10 days to cover at average volume. Do you see the chaos we can create with KIRK?
Imagine not buying KIRK tomorrow. KIRK is the hidden gem
Going in KIRK and WEN, and BYND idk why but I’ll sprinkle
Negative PE ratio too. KIRK is fucking primed for a serious launch. I’m getting in on market buy OTM calls for sure in the AM
$KIRK, lmao. 39% S.I., only 1.2M float (extremely low, prime for squeeze given S.I), lots of upper management moves being made, talent being brought in. Word is spreading.
39% S.I., only 1.2M float (extremely low, prime for squeeze given S.I), lots of upper management moves being made, talent being brought in. Word is spreading. $KIRK
$RKT until tomorrow afternoon, $KIRK into the AM.
entering $KIRK as soon as PM opens. Train just arrived at the station, departure is at close tomorrow.
KIRK or WEN which are playing at open?
yup, $KIRK is next. dont miss out on the kirk
WTF - the 5yr on KIRK looks a lot like the 5yr on OPEN
tomorrow shorts are getting kirked. $KIRK
$KIRK is after $RKT. 39% Short interest, only 1.8M floated shares. This thing is gonna blow.
Check out KIRK also the volume from today and the after hours movement. 40% short, 9 days to cover