TM

budoobudoo

Go with $TM without hesitation—it’s the boring, reliable choice that actually makes sense for most people. TM is a massive, established global giant (market cap ~$300B+), trading around $227–$230 levels recently, with steady performance (up ~2–3% in recent sessions amid broader market dips). It’s backed by rael earnings power, massive scale in autos/EV/hybrids, consistent dividends (~2.5% yield), and a proven track record through cycles. Low drma, high conviction—it’s the kind of stock you can sleep on.

metaverstorm

Between $THH and $TM which will you choose 🤣

0o0o0o0o0o0z

God Bless America, soon you won't even be able to gamble outside the* "Trump~~TM~~ Approved Gambling/Crypto/Trading"* app.

Spirit_of_Hogwash

Walmart + Nvidia will unlock unlimited Great Value^^^TM

OrdinaryMix4013

#oklo vaporware Energy TM

PrettyFlyForALawGuy

He won't. Just as he won't ban corpos from buying homes. It's all an Epstein Distraction (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

\> 🥭 invades greenland \> GIs get absolutely fucked by cold weather, inuits with extensive hunting experience and eu special forces and "special" forces, mass defections due to free healthcare (TM). \> 🥭 shits himself and chickens out, unconditionally surrenders US Forces in Greenland Invading Greenland is Short term bullish and Long term bearish.

ShittyUsernane1222

the longer 🥭 delays or otherwise makes price discovery downwards impossible the more painful it will be when finally a small breach happens and the big red candle (TM) arrives.

dont_downvote_SPECIL

Samsung is planning to double the number of its mobile devices powered by Google Gemini this year, its co-CEO TM Roh told Reuters in an interview. Samsung rolled out Gemini AI features to around 400M devices, including smartphones and tablets, by last year. It plans to double that figure to 800M in 2026. #BULLISH FOR GOOGL. IMAGINE WHEN IT GETS ROLLED OUT ON ALL IPHONES

LettuceShaver27

I could use a beefy five layer burrito^TM

PaperHandsTheDip

I don't live in freedomland TM\*, so I don't get one.

TheInkDon1

And it can get even *better*: There's more theta-per day in shorter Calls than longer ones. So I sell CCs at 2 weeks. This is what that looks like with the just-TM strike: (0.32 / 5.43) x **26** = 153% From boring old Pfizer. Does that help? And have you read a book on options? If not, read just Chapters 1-6 plus 14 of this one (it's a pdf): [Options for the Beginner and Beyond,](https://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/schoolbooks/W_Edward_Olmstead-Options_for_the_Beginner_and_Beyond-EN.pdf) by Professor Olmstead of Northwestern University He'll take you through option basics to LEAPS 6 (skip over Puts), plus CCs in Ch. 14. Knowing those 2 things will let you do PMCCs, which are all I do now. Take care.

ShittyUsernane1222

My predictions for 2026: \-OpenAI chapter 11 \-Magnificent 7 become magnificent 3.5 and enter banking industry \-🥭 forces US citizens to get "Patriot chips" on their hand to buy and sell stuff. \-WW3 due to Taiwan and Israel-Iran Shenanigans \-WW3 and WW1 Trenches become vogue TikTok trend. \-"6 7" War Robots are released by China and US. \-All Quiet on the Western Front becomes a best seller for the next decades. \-US somehow fumbles the War and loses yet 🥭 somehow manages to become world president(TM). \-Climate Change absolutely demolishes a few Countries, Russia and Canada becomes a major tourism and Immigration destination for its mild weather. \-SPY somehow reaches ATHs and beats previous YTD gains after dumping continuously for months in 2026.

0o0o0o0o0o0z

> It could be anything, even a boat! It could be a colony on Mars, or CA to NY, Full self-driving vehicle! But we need the Tesla^TM time machine first to accomplish these.

ShittyUsernane1222

I wonder if the IRS suddenly got massive increase in funding or resources by accident and that's what's causing accelerated tax loss harvesting (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

is this the millennial lost decade causing big red god candle (TM) or is it a -0.5% fall-then-flat day?

ShittyUsernane1222

I hope Gabon blesses the stock market with long term stream winter and summer discounts(TM) which in a few decades when ones buy the dip will allow one 1000000x ones investment.

ShittyUsernane1222

im going in the market only when it has steam winter and summer discounts(TM) and spy trades in 100-300 range. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw&list=RDbUo1PgKksgw&start\_radio=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw&list=RDbUo1PgKksgw&start_radio=1)

WhiteColllarCrime_69

I’ve never made money trading options^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

the probability of silver doing a bull market rally of the century(TM) while the rest of the market crashes is low but not zero.

ShittyUsernane1222

first bers must go extinct then the big dump(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

big dump(TM) and a decades-long downwards rally to 0 lmao.

ShittyUsernane1222

\>🥭 orders invasion of greenland \>soldiers defect en masse due to free healthcare and social services(TM) lmao.

ShittyUsernane1222

new years would tbh be the best time for a big crash(TM). everyone would be too distracted by real fireworks to see their finances get-rug pulled. financial fireworks in tandem with real fireworks.

ShittyUsernane1222

you know what would be very funny. if in the next 3 weeks, spy price had a 80% or more price drop while institutions were on holiday due to forgotting to open bull-market algo (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

once the Epstein files get released (TM), even if heavily redacted, market dump(TM) will happen as a lot of pdf file people with a lot of stock exposure(TM) will sell stocks and other assets to cover legal fees and the financing of more questionable shit.

brookedow

Confucius say: AI won’t take your job, it will allow you to do any job. TM

Umutuku

THE ECONOMEY ^TM presented by Draft Kings

Rare-ish_Birb

If SPY's low of the day is in the afternoon, and it doesn't v at close, it'll prolly continue to dip the next day. ^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

if he even has enough money in the budget to finance such a thing. lmao. us bond yields going to the moon(TM) and that increases us debt default risk(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

🥭 is going to sooner declare bankruptcy than invade venezuela lmao. the bond yields have been going to the moon(TM). Maybe he will invade venezuela as blackwater-triple canopy side quest lmao.

Equivalent-Coat-7605

I guess follow the trend until it leads you off a cliff🫤 stuck with TM because they refused to go EV opting for hybrid and now everyone’s jumping off the ev train going for hybrid because evs are to expensive and power consumption from that and data centers will be to much. Made a bunch of money off them and I will continue to hold TM until I need to place it in a trust as I pass.

ShittyUsernane1222

the funniest scenario is that in the day of the big crash(TM) nasdaq servers "accidentally" lose their circuit breaker functionality after "technical consulting".

Rare-ish_Birb

Express is Everywhere! ^TM

style752

Thank you for saying this. Winning the AI race as well as ensuring dominance in the solar industry are why China's spent the past 20 years vastly expanding energy production and blanketing mountains in solar panels. America is already running into a datacenter-caused energy bandwidth problem, it's showing up as inflated electricity bills for average people. Meanwhile our government is busy killing energy projects and turning it into a wedge issue. There's no Big Project ^(TM) to fix this. We're systemically incapable of planning to the extent necessary.

WhiteColllarCrime_69

I’ve never made money trading^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

Can bols PLEASE stop kicking the can down the road with pumps to delay the inevitable, it's going to hurt them. They accidentally laid the groundwork for the mother of all economic crises (TM): \-AI and Off-shoring induced deflationary factors \-US Consumer Debt(with such classics such as Mortgage debt crisis) and Regional Banking Crisis \-Yen Carry Trade and US-Japan Contagion due to Japanese Debt \-UK Funds divesting from US \-EU funds in talks to divest from US \-Bond yields going to the Moon(TM). \-AVGO and ORCL popping the US AI Bubble(big emphasis on US, there is no AI bubble outside of the US, not even in China) \-🥭 Hoover-like Tariff Policy fucking over US Economy a la 1929 \-etc. and etc. TLDR: Bearish Economic Indicator Printer go brrrrrrrr.

ShittyUsernane1222

fun fact, the probability that the entire week is one large upcoming bull trap before the very big crash(TM) is low but never zero.

Rare-ish_Birb

Desert Island Trading Secrets^TM

WaveZealousideal2848


Jeff__Skilling

Pretty sure he works in the Latex Industrial Complex^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

Im waiting for: \-Tsai Ing Wen agreed to reunification plan(TM). \-TSMC, NVDA, AMD have sold off to China on orders of Taiwan special autonomous region. \-NVDA, TSMC, AMD delists itself intentionally in s and p 500 \-American Institute in Taiwan announces "Taiwan was always china and will remains so forever". \-US forces near Taiwan announce retreat from Okinawa. \-SPY goes to ATHs so do bond yields and bankruptcies

nyse25

soft deflation^TM transitory deflation healthy layoffs These and other exciting new terms we may soon hear

ixikei

Looool. Idk enough to critique the basic premise but I do love the absurd name for a Idiocracy style metacorp 😂. NestleNetflex, a UHC Company^TM.

ShittyUsernane1222

why market red: \-wsb regard level trades by big banks(TM) regarding yen carry trade (highly leveraged synthetic call options on yen via the use of Japanese bonds) \-Japanese debt and liquidity crisis and the therefore resulting contagion \-Deepseek and more broadly China bursting the AI bubble in the US lmao (AI worldwide is not in a Bubble) \-US consumer debt and regional banking crisis \-the list goes on lmao.

viral3075

Hey babe, as your AI boyfriend, you would look so hot on that Peloton^TM in your new LuLaRoe^TM leggings. Make sure your fridge is stocked with cold SmartWater^TM, babe!

ShittyUsernane1222

I dont give a shit about who wins the ai race so long as it is not sam altman or elon musk. the last thing I want AGI to be is mecha-hitler(TM) or low quality emoji spam bot 9000.

dansdansy

I'll be laughing all the way up my RocketLab branded space elevator to work at my RocketLab built Google space datacenter/Death Laser^(TM) in 20 years, buddy. You gotta have vision to make money!

light_to_shaddow

All the Oligarchs have New Zealand as their Apocalypse refuge. There's no way. It's either a presidential edict to reinstate the dollar menu at McDonalds or a threat to enact a Nuclear first strike on Baffin Island unless Canada disbands it's military while allowing unfettered access to the area and starts visiting Florida again. Thereby completing the U.S. domination over the strategic points of Greenland, The Panama Canal, The Gulf of America^^TM and the Northwest passage.

Valkorion335786

At this point I’m just holding onto them to see how much I can sell them all for. Hopefully use the money to buy an island in Bermuda so I can tell people to Get Off My Beach ^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

0.3% down lmao and wsb speaking about Great Depression (TM). when the actual thing hits, its going to catch a lot of people off guard.

ShittyUsernane1222

why market red today? 1. yen carry trade fuckery + Japanese debt crisis 2. a bucket list of US crises like regional banking and consumer debt crisis 3. AI leading to big unemployment(TM) which in turn cuts into consumer spending and profits 4. US liquidity and credit crisis on top

skymagic

calls on Windows^(TM)

AggieDem

Soon^TM

Touch_My_Anoos

Opinions about opinions brought to you by Meta^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

\>us has a bucket load of crisis(like consumer debt or regional bank crises) \>wsb regard level yen carry trade fuckery by big banks (TM) \>japan has its own liquidity/credit crisis \>spy keeps rising The House is burning and spy says "this is fine"

Jeff__Skilling

Wow, I was about to pen a scathing rebuttal to OPs Imminent Doom^TM post, but the robot did a more thorough (and probably more concise) job than I could. Bravo, Claude

ShittyUsernane1222

market is speed running vertically, horizontally integrated consolidation (TM). end result, 4 multinational militarized mega-corps probably.

ShittyUsernane1222

it would be extremely funny if after the big crash / consolidation (TM), there remained four large corporations: Technology-Inc (Merger of all big tech companies), Defense-corp(Merger of all defense companies+triple canopy), Patriot Bank and Holdings (fusion of all big banks, remaining industrial conglomerates, 49% government stake)

ShittyUsernane1222

a few hours flat until the big red candle (TM) arrives.

ShittyUsernane1222

"execute order 66. \*spikes vix violently leading to the market crash(TM)\*" \-JPOW 🐻🏳️‍🌈

ShittyUsernane1222

"hedgies and MM's are 🏳️‍🌈🐻. are they stupid?" \-Average wsb user recorded before the big crash(TM,Copyright)

sum_dude44

Walmart AI ^(subscript)TM coming out in '26

Beginning-Fig-9089

The Most Hated Bull Run^(TM)

Former_Tomato9667

I think I’m gonna cash out. I don’t know if this is The Crash(TM) but it seems like the party is over for now

ShittyUsernane1222

the market dumping is probably due to Japan and US liquidity crisis which is an financial black hole. there simply isnt enough money and volume rn for an sustainable bull run and NVDA's good earnings only provide temporarily more liquidity for a day or two. there is however an solution to this. either the fed intervenes with a stimulus package like QE, Monthly Helicopter Money or 🥭 reverses all his advanced capital destroyer(TM) financial policies in the form of tariffs, regressive taxes, welfare cuts.

the-walls_4_suckers

How are we feeling about TM puts at open?

haerski

I too, am waiting to configure my new Hyundai Sonata ^TM with their fantastic line of affordable and sensible optional features. I will just sip on my refreshingly cool Coca Cola ^TM while waiting for this unfortunate situation with the usually reliable Cloudflare ^TM to resolve itself

AggieDem

Sleep: It's a Good Thing^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

Pricing in a long war in venezuela: \-1. May end up like Vietnam or Iraq \-2. 🥭 is angry and needs excuses to do martial law(TM) and purges(TM) \-3. 🥭 has military near Venezuela and has been publicly humiliated Seems very bullish for defense stocks, an ber market for everyone else.

Starza

Basically I’m GOOGL, BDCs, bonds and other income, and cash. Google has the best P/E of any mag 7 or other tech champions. Income stocks and bonds reflect value more rationally since they are actually based on returns. Cash is to even out returns and potentially take advantage of downturn. International stocks are also better valued than US stocks. I’m in on IDVO, EWW, and TM.

ShittyUsernane1222

congress could pump the market by: \-impeaching 🥭 \-reversing all tariffs \-strengthening international institutions \-normalizing foreign relations and announcing a peace treaty to end multi-polar Cold Wars permanently, sending either the US military or state department to open a few markets. \-making sure that there is a bipartisan agreement(TM) over successors to 🥭 so that the market doesnt get fucked by volatility. \-pass an tabula rasa re-organization of markets and company law to prevent big crisis(TM)

ShittyUsernane1222

im bullish on tech and AI. the exception being the US. In China, there is actual industrial demand driving the ai and robotics industry. In EU, there is ai new-comer companies like mistral and a bunch of eu initiatives to super scale ai and robotics companies therefore potential new-comer risk and advantage. Meanwhile the US is bipolar between autocomplete is literally SATAN or JESUS and thinks that its brand of spicy autocomplete is AGI meanwhile full-porting its money to ai grifters who barely invest in ai research and infrastructure besides big datacenter(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

the only thing which could save this market are: \-🥭 and JPOW announcing another stimulus package (1000 Trillion Dollars) \-JPOW reducing interest rates anticipating the student loan, mortgage and auto loan and consumer credit crisis \-🥭 reversing tariffs and releasing October data, apologizing to buoy market confidence \-🥭's buddies monopolizing the US Economy for neo-feudalism(TM) and doing blatant market manipulation to pump prices upward. \-WW3 or Alien Invasion

BicycleGripDick

Easily could’ve guessed this. They changed the way they show my tickets when I sell them and that really pissed me off. Basically, if you aren’t the absolute cheapest option then they just don’t show your tickets. I pulled mine after using them for ten seasons and moved to Ticketmaster (and I hate TM), if that tells you anything.

Hi-Im-High

My personal phone is TM and my work phone is Verizon. There is a noticeable difference in coverage in Verizon’s favor, but I also travel to 10+ states a year / on the road 20% of the year, so I see a lot more variance in coverage than most people. I don’t care what the coverage maps say, I live it and Verizon is just purely better in that aspect, but probably not worth the cost for most people.

ArtisticCommunicator

GLD - It's what's for dinner (TM)

HorsePastie

Introducing HwangLoans^TM - Inspired by Bill Hwang - Get loans from multiple banks using the same home as collateral 🤫 - Experience 10x leverage for your shitty 900sqft home

dansdansy

Dibs on Valve^(TM)Town

Rare-ish_Birb

More interesting....would be if the company loaned him the money to buy the stock. Warrants are poison for retail.^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

burry be like: imma do a 50% correction on stocks stocks however only move(0.1-2%) down then v back to opening prices. burry rinses and repeats like a regard, accumulating unrealized losses and spreading negative sentiment. burry rinses and repeats, committing to shorts until the news (TM) announce the big crash (TM) and wsb regards ape out on pre-market as prices fall by 10% every second. Then burry is suddenly profitable after predicting 200 of the last 4 recessions. Cassandra unchained(TM).

Frklft

This Time It's Different^^TM

_hiddenscout

That’s the wild thing about them, the less poorly they become, the more the price is cut.  I remember a few years ago when TSLA was cutting prices. I know cars are basically depreciating assets, but still sucks to see the price drop happen so fast.  I got way more involved in posting here and buying stocks during like 2021-2022 SPAC mania. Just remember so much hype around EV chargers lol.  I honestly just want to buy an old toyato Tacoma. It is interesting to see how successful TM has been because of hybrids. 

ehcanadianmoose

$26k in Airline Puts 10% flow reduction in the form of GDPs (Ground Delay Programs) and Terminal (TM) Initiatives into the countries busiest Class B airports. ATC staffing shortages continue to be exacerbated by consecutive weeks without pay and controllers calling out sick. Thanksgiving travel is the busiest travel day/week/weekend in the U.S. and there are - as of writing - no indications MJ intends to reconvene the House. I am making a directional bet that in the coming 2 weeks, more ATC controllers will call out sick due to the government closure. This will ultimately lead to increased GDP programs/TM initiatives and subsequent cancellations from airlines. My belief is that Thanksgiving pressure will lead to a resolution, or stop-gap measure through December, on or around the week of November 24th, which leaves some opportunity between now and then to directionally profit from airlines. National Airspace System Status - OIS: [https://www.fly.faa.gov/ois/?legacy=true](https://www.fly.faa.gov/ois/?legacy=true) GDPs: [https://nasstatus.faa.gov/](https://nasstatus.faa.gov/) NAS Status is a good indicator of the 'health' and functioning of U.S airspace. Over the last few weeks, I've watched closely at the growing trend of increased terminal initiatives due to staffing shortages. Tangentially, as various high-traffic airspace sectors become increasingly understaffed, this can lead to flight planning/routing changes for airlines which can increase fuel/labor costs. Sentiment - [https://www.reddit.com/r/ATC/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATC/) [https://polymarket.com/event/when-will-the-government-shutdown-end-545?tid=1762451578481](https://polymarket.com/event/when-will-the-government-shutdown-end-545?tid=1762451578481) Sentiment is important because it's a measure of morale. Having followed [r/ATC](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATC/) for several weeks now, there is a growing trend in favor of calling out sick while staffers are unpaid (\*technically back-paid). Other - Class Bravo Airports: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Class\_B\_airports\_in\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Class_B_airports_in_the_United_States) It's interesting to note that the 40 airports the Administration intends to name are likely the 37 Class B airports listed above, as well as a few others (unknown). If this remains true, the overreaching affects of the 10% reduced flow will be far reaching and affect most air carriers in the U.S. Curious to have my position challenged!

Josh1923

Gonna pull a amd gonna go big green TM

ShittyUsernane1222

🥭 is a troll. One day, he be setting up great depression (TM) conditions. The other day, he be doing a press conference to reverse these conditions, leading to a mass wsb regard wall street donation event.

ShadowMoneyLurks

!banbet TM +4.8% 3d

---Right--Tackle---

#QQQ probably runs another 30% before we have The Crash TM. Time to lever up boys

Odd-Wrangler2745

Time to short more TSLA, PLTR and ARM. Naked - no options.  Hedge with: GOOGL, MSFT, BYDD, TM No way they gonna outperform those (and stay above 250.0 P/E) long-term. 

icatsouki

Past performance is not indicative of future resullts^^^TM

LiberalAspergers

"CLASSIFIED AS" by who? LOL. The map is not the territory. It matters not one bit if some analyst classifies them as a technology company. "Officially classified" LOL. What official classified companies? They are a car company. They make and sell cars. Telsa bagholders at this point a fools. If you own some, sell now. Take your profits and buy shares in TM. You will thank me 20 years from now. If you must invest in a car company at least invest in a good one with a reasonable valuation.

DeeDee_Z

1) There are many things under the umbrella of a **Financial Advisor**. 2) **Investment Management** is only one of them. If all you want from someone is Investment Management, all the pundits here will tell you to do it yourself -- *the "VOO and chill"* advice. BUT, if you want someone to help you with investment management, **and** estate planning, **and** retirement planning, **and** insurance planning, **and** tax planning, **and** just all-around financial "modeling", then yes, a CFP^^TM or ChFC^^® or equiv is a useful person to have a professional relationship with -- and yes, that person deserves to be compensated.

seifer__420

This time is different^(TM)

finglish_

BYND.....A tofu burger like to other!!! ^TM

crazier_ed

1. No financing available at this time. But please check next quarter as we continuously update our offerings and options to better serve our customers 2. Our models come with hot swap genitalia(TM) and can be upgraded and cleaned easily. You can trade in or even buy a CPO one 3. Integration with leading LLM platforms. Heather vjj. Throbbing members. Milking boobs. 70% human emulation We are leaders in the field 4. Let me ask my manager

LazerBurken

Turning gamblers into long-term investors. The BYND way ^^^^TM

AirportMaterial5917

This is like the boys group chat TM

occasionalgambler

Beyond Meat. Beyond Profits. ^TM

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_hiddenscout

$NXT **Second Quarter Fiscal Year 2026 Financial Highlights:** * Revenue of $905 million, up 42% YoY * GAAP gross profit of $293 million, up 30% YoY and GAAP operating income of $181 million, up 36% YoY * Adjusted gross profit of $300 million, up 31% YoY and adjusted EBITDA of $224 million, up 29% YoY * Operating cash flow of $268 million YTD with $845 million of cash at the end of the quarter with no debt * Backlog grew to record level of over $5 billion * Launched our new NX PowerMerge^(TM), electrical balance of systems (eBOS) trunk connector and achieved record quarterly eBOS bookings in Q2, the highest in Bentek’s 40-year company history * Acquired Origami Solar, launching our advanced module frame technology business, and signed a multi-gigawatt multi-year supply agreement for advanced module frames * Achieved record bookings for our foundation solutions business and TrueCapture®, Nextracker’s proprietary energy yield management system, in Q2 * Achieved record bookings in Europe in Q2 * Entered into a joint venture agreement to form Nextracker Arabia with Abunayyan Holding in Saudi Arabia to help further expand our footprint in the Middle East and North Africa markets