TM

No_Assistance5652

Goddamn 🥭 got played by Holyland^TM. They even infiltrated his family.

No_Assistance5652

I wanna be rich and retire in some no name island. Not fighting wars for Holyland^TM

---Right--Tackle---

#ATH EOW after 🍊 🥭 🌮 declares Mission Accomplished TM 🤝

No_Assistance5652

Got Banned for talking shit about HolyLand^TM. “Hate speech”. Lmao

welmoe

That’s a whole lot of product^TM

WingedScapula420

This is what happens when you leave a pile of sentient Tang ^TM in charge.

Gom_KBull

The best part is that even after this horrific jobs report, jpow is still going to say the workforce is resilient(TM)

Rare-ish_Birb

I Always have some cash laying around in interest-bearing-liquid-places to mobilize after a 10% dump, because stonks always go right back up. ^TM

Additional-Acadia954

I fucking love Product TM!

Gom_KBull

Commence Operation: **Big Beautiful Fury on Bol Butthole**^(TM) 🦅🦅🦅🦅🥩🥩🥩

Rare-ish_Birb

Mo money, Mo problems ^TM

ohell

You can't seriously be suggesting that there exists a trap big enough to catch your *All Time Greatest President Anyone Has Ever Seen Throughout The Whole Wide World Ever In The History of Presidenting*^TM

SuspiciousStable9649

It looked real for a minute. The only market risk at this point is the shear… need new word… what is force times area? *Shear Sperm Pressure*^TM of stupidity in office at present.

Buntatricky46

Trust me bro TM

head-glitch

Here come the @Grok powered[TM] kill drones instead, I'm sure they will be much more merciful

No_Assistance5652

Didn’t you hear? The more you gargle pedos balls, the more Patriot^TM you are!

No_Assistance5652

Patriots^TM

OzrielArelius

they're just gonna pair it with Paramount+ Premium TM and the Netflix Unlimited Bundle extreme for the low price of $69/ month! that's 40% MSRP!

DeeDee_Z

> Is it worth having a financial advisor The single most important thing to understand is that **Investment Management** is just ONE SMALL PART of what a proper Financial Advisor provides. You can probably learn all you need to from spending, oh, say, 90 minutes reading this sub -- which will be "VOO and chill" regardless of your investment objectives, timeline, risk tolerance, etc. So, you'll want a Financial Advisor if you want more "sophisticated" investment advice (Asset Allocation model, for example), or if you want want someone to help you with **estate planning**, and **retirement planning**, and **insurance planning**, and **tax planning**, and just all-around **financial "modeling"**, then yes, a CFP^^TM or ChFC^^® or equiv is a useful person to have a professional relationship with -- and yes, that person deserves to be compensated.

gainsusmaximus

Buy the dip TM

cbusoh66

Claude is eating the world ^TM

Soffatjockis

It has worked every time the market crashed before so why not this time? Too big to fail ^^^^TM

SpaceViking85

Look. This "seems crazy." But let's just "look" at it ON ITS FACE. His "post" makes Total Sense(TM), and I, for one, understand everything he's "saying." Time to play Ball with the supreme court (a bunch of losers; so disrespectful and disloyal). Thank you for your attention in this very important matter. RANDOM REDDIT USER.

553l8008

Has The Globe ^^TM even said thank you??

No_Assistance5652

Chatgpt is even worse. You can’t even criticize HolyLand^TM . I remember when Deepseek was trolled for not being able to criticize Xi.

ShittyUsernane1222

short the rial. I want to see the hilarious timeline where the federal reserve suddenly begins using Persian, Arabic on press conferences while 🥭 due to an divine vision and mid life crisis becomes an middle eastern oil king (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

the market has terminal lucidity. A last hurrah before the big red candle (TM) arrives.

Affectionate-Day2743

i just took an extra strength Tylenol^(TM) and now i have autism *AND* aids. fuck

ShittyUsernane1222

Im calling it now. fake green candle on market open before accelerated dumping (TM) starts.

codespyder

Bought 1000 shares of LUNR the other week at 17.76 because I believe in America^TM

No_Assistance5652

That fucker knew epstein and 🥭 were pedos and never said a word. Now that HolyLand^TM is being attacked in all social media platforms, he comes out and says some stupid shit and 🥭 using that opportunity to start shit and fill in news cycles. Coordinated fucks.

oneseason2000

Monopoly (TM) is not just a game. /s

MommyMatrix

**What can I do with SPY 10k on calls or puts TM👀**

ShittyUsernane1222

first issue is then however overfitting due to training on test set and second there is the issue of edge cases i.e what to do if sentiment classifier (TM) gives out 50%.

ShittyUsernane1222

\> DHS requests lists of Users who are critical of ICE from reddit \> forced to sift trough millions and even billions of comments, some not even from the US \> gets delayed due to that workload, ICE agents get re-assigned to be Reddit comment inspector(TM) \> Deportation rate falls due to less ICE agents doing deportations, being forced to be an reddit mod. lmao.

No_Assistance5652

You should check in HolyLand^TM

SchwiftySchwifferson

You guys aren’t Jesus Traders (TM) and it shows

DMercenary

tl;dr: AI bubble. Feedback loop into global recession/depression Soon^(TM) OP is 100% cash position.

ShittyUsernane1222

before you invest, remember that Burry went from perma ber to meme stock investor. the biggest fucking perma ber folded. It's the top (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

spy nearing but never arriving at 700 keeps edging bols. while every single micro dip keeps edging bers for the big dump(TM). I guess theta gang is being fattened up for sacrifice.

pm_me_smtnidlike

New to pennystocks, bought a bit of ATCH at .244. After the good news, when should I aim to sell? Not seeking financial advice just generally curious how a seasoned (TM) pennystocker wouldnplay this.

GerryManDarling

he retards investing and financing in a retard are the true retards. But the retard making money from other retards is actually a Protard^(TM)

ShittyUsernane1222

this market can be regarded longer than you can stay solvent. we are long overdue a big red candle (TM).

ecnecn

Their "fanbase" cannot decide if they "LIKE THE PRODUCT" (TM) ... or just "WANT RICH QUICK IN SUPER SHORT SQUEEZE (TM) and "Why nobody is talking about..." it the beginner sentence of all business scams.

Vegetable-Rise1814

Toyota to the moon ...Japan spending will make TM a Tesla killer 

PalaJani

You're right to flag this. I dug deeper into the timeline: • Jan 16, 2026: Wagner resigns as Reward director • Jan 21, 2026: RZLV closes $250M raise (5 days later) • Feb 10, 2026: RZLV announces $230M acquisition (92% of raise spent in 20 days) He was director for 5+ years (Oct 2020 - Jan 2026), resigned right before RZLV raised the cash to buy it. Reward's actual FY2024 revenue per UK Companies House: £52.8M = ~$66M. FY2025 accounts should be filed by now (standard 9-month UK deadline was Jan 31) but aren't. Can't verify the "$90M" claim yet. Whether or not it's above board, it should be disclosed as a related party transaction. Press release and RZLV filings don't mention Wagner's 5-year director role. Check UK Companies House yourself: https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/10701520/officers Look for "TM01 - Termination of appointment of Dan Wagner" filed Jan 25, 2026.

PalaJani

@Armand1108 - Good catch on the Azure reviews question. I looked into it. Zero reviews after 1+ year is unusual for enterprise software that claims significant deployment. Most B2B tools with real customer traction accumulate reviews within months (typically 20-100+ for legitimate enterprise tools). Azure Marketplace is open to any developer meeting basic criteria, so being listed there isn't validation—it's just distribution. **What else I found (relevant to your question):** SEC Form 4 filings show zero insider buying at current prices. Make of that what you will. **On the Reward acquisition announced Feb 10:** UK Companies House records show Dan Wagner was a Director of Reward Loyalty UK Limited from October 23, 2020 until January 16, 2026. He resigned 25 days before RZLV (his company as CEO) announced the $230M acquisition. Neither RZLV's press release nor SEC filings mention this prior director relationship. Reward's actual FY2024 financials (filed Jan 2025, UK Companies House): • Revenue: £52.8M = ~$66M USD • Profit before tax: £1.6M (profitable) RZLV claims "$90M EBITDA-accretive revenue for FY25" which would require 36% growth from FY2024's $66M. FY2025 accounts aren't filed yet (should be by now under standard 9-month rules), so can't verify the $90M claim. Timeline: • Jan 16: Wagner resigns from Reward • Jan 21: RZLV closes $250M raise (5 days later) • Feb 10: RZLV announces $230M acquisition (92% of raise spent in 20 days) You can verify at UK Companies House: https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/10701520/filing-history Look for "TM01 - Termination of appointment of Dan Wagner as a director on 16 January 2026" *Just sharing what I found. Not advice.*

AggieDem

Soon^TM

---Right--Tackle---

#time to order UberEats TM because I am an Amerifat 🫡

No_Assistance5652

He won't release his/his buddies pics because of "National Security TM" and "Victim Protection". He will give clemency to Maxwell and she wont open her mouth about him.

ShittyUsernane1222

the big Dump(TM) is taking its sweet time edging bers with micro dips and bol traps.

softDisk-60

Didn't Trump^^TM close some Trillion dollar deals with Saudi, gulf states, japan etc?

SocraticGoats

QE Lite^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

Chinese memory companies are about to open the Ram printer(TM) and drop RAM prices hard via filling the market gap that Sam Altman created in his idiocy. CXMT to be specific.

ShittyUsernane1222

the market is so regarded that my portfolio trades like the guy on the other side of your trade (TM). wtf.

MaxxMavv

Two different topics I was talking about 2025 prediction that tarriffs would ruin the U.S. economy it was wrong. 2026 the dollar is losing value, however the narrative that its time to exit U.S. market will prove to be wrong bring manufacturing back into the U.S. will prove the correct choice long term. I do investing in some Asian markets, TM has done very well for me as have some ETFs based on Asia. However avoid investing in Europe as its leaders are forcing companies and manufacturing to flee, the exact opposite of what the U.S. and some Asian markets are doing.

jfdirfn

Glittershit TM the shit that glitters. "but its SHIT !". Yes. But see how glittery it is!

charcoalVidrio

https://www.reddit.com/r/unsound/s/pS5Xq771TM Hmm wtf is that place I need my mom to pick me up

ShittyUsernane1222

starmer is the same kind of idiot as trump and has engaged in similar policies. the difference is he managed to present himself as suave, british expert (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

I support tech development because long term it will allow my puts to print as capitalism shits itself right before a final criss (TM) before techno-communism arrives lmao.

skilliard7

>So, we have reason to believe PayPal's ad manager is going to be a major player given the tremendous players already in this space? Tell that to TTD. Paypal's ad manager is more about leveraging existing customer traffic for ad placement, rather than building an external ad network. They've been growing "other value added services" at double digit rates. Wall street is only looking at TM$, rather than the whole revenue picture.

MaxxMavv

List the expert whom picks early 2025 would had trounced what I purchased in 2025. You mention international... that interesting did you even look at what I purchased? Purchased TM, also picked up a IDVO and DIVO do you know what those are? I even grabbed SBLK sold at +67% so not on the list anymore. Mainly a dividend fellow but Ill of course pick up growth at insane value like I did with Google and a few others during the manufactured panic.

ShittyUsernane1222

Israel-US-Russian parapolitical (i.e the closest thing to a deep state) networks are connected trough Semion Mogilevich and Vadim Rabinovich. If Putin-Netanyahu relationship breaks down, they are the first people to be disappeared by Mossad and FSB in the aftermath for knowing too much. China is pro palestine and is playing the long game by letting Russia destroy themselves in Ukraine, build dependency on them i.e force putin to a leash. Xi has begun removing Chinese Investment in Israel. Putin knows if he pisses of Xi too much, Russia will go from "is" to "was" overnight due to overwhelming trade blockades, sanctions of China and EU ganging up on them. Therefore a breakdown between Putin-Netanyahu relations is imminent which has yet to be priced in by either Russian, Israeli, US or any other stock market index. And the sudden breakdown of a major organized crime networks will cause a recession in US, Russia,Columbia etc. as traders being pissed they dont get their stuff(TM) will short markets out of spite.

ShittyUsernane1222

\> PLTR runs essentially a shadow government and aims for a surveillance panopticon \> struggles to make an profit despite so much power and influence holy fuck, these people managed to bankrupt what's essentially a deep state money printer (TM). thats even harder than bankrupting a casino.

Rare-ish_Birb

Express is everywhere ^TM

softDisk-60

I have insider information that the new company will be named Brawndo^TM

Jeff__Skilling

....or, maybe, *juuuuuuust maybe*, it has something to do with the LBMA operating hours, since it's the most liquid market on the planet for physical settlement of precious metals futures..... But I'm sure it's some vast conspiracy by Them^^TM

MaxxMavv

Buying falling knives are people that believe they are correct when everyone else is doing the opposite, typical term to describe it is contrarian/value investor. I have been wrong before, investing 30k in a bank that went to zero. Then there are total duds that just stay negative. Win alot more then lose, have a look at the market around April 2025, deployed all my cash buying the falling knifes. Everyone here was saying the world was ending 4 years of recession etc... Two of the bold moves was opening new positions on TM a Japanese auto maker when everyone thought tarrifs would destroy them, I even picked up a global shipping company SBLK (sold after 60% gain). Buying value/being contrarian is why I was able to retired at 42. I of course put much less of my portfolio into things that carry more risk. Only went 20k into TM and SBLK where I put 50k into Google during the early 2025 crash. Side note: you either are a contrarian or you are not, it cant be taught, people that are bad at it lose their money really fast. Do not invest in falling knives unless you understand what would cause it to keep falling, what would cause it to stabilize, and what will cause it to go up.

MaxxMavv

Here I checked for you, and yes my guess was correct. You would of made a little more just staying in QQQ I used April 2025 when you said you diversified. [https://totalrealreturns.com/n/VXUS,QQQ?start=2025-04-15](https://totalrealreturns.com/n/VXUS,QQQ?start=2025-04-15) Not saying VXUS is bad or anything I picked up IDVO, DIVO and TM during the early crash last year, but did not sell any U.S. stocks deployed my larger then normal BIL/SGOV.

ShittyUsernane1222

The risk management part of Banks must be shitting themselves rn. Especially with 🥭's Iran ops, Yen crisis etc. etc. Stocks will drop Six standard deviations during the big dump or more in the big dump (TM).

MishimasLantern

Yes, how dare OP make fun of the wrong billionaire. It's only FaSciSM when it's Elon TM, wrongthink when it isn't. Welcome to reddit.

NeitherEchidna3491

Honestly this is 90% of all finance articles, every day there are articles about the next Big Thing(TM) happening meanwhile the market has barely flinched.

ShittyUsernane1222

you see that green candle ova there. 🥭 has prepared bol bait before the DUMP (TM) due to Iran news.

AntiOriginalUsername

Elon in talks with himself to merge all his companies into Mega X (TM)

ShittyUsernane1222

is this the real dump (TM) or bait by theta.

Risko4

No, let's use an example, US strikes on Iran coming Soon TM. What does this sub do? Bitches about how trump is a fascist and should be impeached. What should this sub do? Buy fucking calls on oil and let the money roll in, war is good!!!

Affectionate-Day2743

Trump logging into Truth Social^(TM) as we speak

ShittyUsernane1222

is this real red candle or fake out for a bull rally? idk. is this the big dump(TM)? idk. will the big dump(TM) come? yes.

ShittyUsernane1222

double top before close. 🏳️‍🌈🐻's being edged for the big lost century dump(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

spy is taking its sweet time edging bers for the next big dump(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

if wsb turns water, air, wood into a meme coin then we have truly entered late stage capitalism (TM).

SoterPie

You just got Trumped^TM

Jeff__Skilling

> The concern is that this growth isn’t coming from real value creation. Um...no shit? Publicly traded equities are priced based on historical financial information. They're priced based on unknown, future financial information (discounted back to today, at *some* rate). Any time you buy-or-sell a share of stock, you're doing so based on how you think the company will perform in the future + what level of "riskiness" or risk-deflator you are applying to those future cash flows -- any / all stock price or market cap math shows this (on math skills most middle schoolers posses, no less...) Or, to put it another way, think about it from the two publicly traded companies and ignore the secondary market for their equity. * You deploy capital because you think the investment will eventually reap positive, risk-adjusted returns on aforementioned capital. * You accept that capital investment because you need the liquidity to...you know....actually spend capex and go through the series of steps that result in *actual growth* ....Which begs the question "So what causes price appreciation at announcement?" Answer is two-fold * If you're working at a HF or S&T desk at an investment bank, you're probably running the DCF math on what the incremental liquidity does to near-term future cash flows + probably applying a range of cost-of-capital discount rates to give you a window on what you think share price appreciation looks like * You're doing less sophisticated forecasting / browsing the front page of /r/investing and say to yourself "Wow, Oracle dumped $50bn into NVIDIA, better go buy 3x levered 0DTE calls on NVIDIA!" I'll let you guess which bucket most of the participants in the Financial Social Media Twittersphere^^TM fall into...

0o0o0o0o0o0z

> Don't you mean Iceland? Would that be the great Greenland to Iceland Trump^TM bridge, should be built about the same time Elon's FSD hits LVL5 or he moves to Mars.

GreenFeen

Intel wafer thingee cheaper, faster to get and less defects than tsmc thingee and can cram more stuff into it because it has Dank Side power delivery ^TM on the back leaving more room for party on the front. Calls.

Perfect_Mud_9140

PSP has seen a decline in transaction with an emphasis on TM growth....however TPV is up...so larger order sizes just less orders. Meanwhile Brended trasaction growing 6% YoY

ShittyUsernane1222

If 🥭 gets uppity china and EU will force spy index to become red candle printer(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

I bet wsb comments will sing "another one bites the dust" and "stayin alive" once the big lost century dump(TM) hits.

tandoori_taco_cat

They are so ready to give up their free healthcare and month-long vacations for the heady specimen that is the American Male^^^TM

PrimaryRepulsive

not a big investing guru😂 Plan stays the same... Consistant VWCE, ISOE and then handpicking some bonbons😅example: TEVA, SLB, CRSP, OKLO, TM and so on... (mostly smaller amounts just to have a position and see where things are going) +crypto +silver/gold

Hot_Panic2620

Elon Musk is the king of Soon^^TM How long has he been saying FSD next year! Tesla Semi soon! Hell the Cybertruck monstrosity was about 5 years behind schedule and they still put out a crap product that [seemingly no one wants](https://insideevs.com/news/775652/tesla-cybertruck-sales-spacex-xai/#:~:text=The%20company%20has%20sold%20a,estimated%2050%2C000%20sold%20in%202024.). I would not spend $8k on a [promise from Musk](https://money.usnews.com/investing/articles/elon-musk-track-record-overpromising-underdelivering)

Rare-ish_Birb

They better not turn this plane around to save some guy pee-in' red. We had beet salad ffs. Ban Beets on Planes ^TM Also: AAPL 287.5c 01/23, just for range fun

budoobudoo

Go with $TM without hesitation—it’s the boring, reliable choice that actually makes sense for most people. TM is a massive, established global giant (market cap ~$300B+), trading around $227–$230 levels recently, with steady performance (up ~2–3% in recent sessions amid broader market dips). It’s backed by rael earnings power, massive scale in autos/EV/hybrids, consistent dividends (~2.5% yield), and a proven track record through cycles. Low drma, high conviction—it’s the kind of stock you can sleep on.

metaverstorm

Between $THH and $TM which will you choose 🤣

0o0o0o0o0o0z

God Bless America, soon you won't even be able to gamble outside the* "Trump~~TM~~ Approved Gambling/Crypto/Trading"* app.

Spirit_of_Hogwash

Walmart + Nvidia will unlock unlimited Great Value^^^TM

OrdinaryMix4013

#oklo vaporware Energy TM

PrettyFlyForALawGuy

He won't. Just as he won't ban corpos from buying homes. It's all an Epstein Distraction (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

\> 🥭 invades greenland \> GIs get absolutely fucked by cold weather, inuits with extensive hunting experience and eu special forces and "special" forces, mass defections due to free healthcare (TM). \> 🥭 shits himself and chickens out, unconditionally surrenders US Forces in Greenland Invading Greenland is Short term bullish and Long term bearish.

ShittyUsernane1222

the longer 🥭 delays or otherwise makes price discovery downwards impossible the more painful it will be when finally a small breach happens and the big red candle (TM) arrives.