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Jericho3434

Uhmmm sir? You can’t TM that. Thats a Coldplay song.

Careful-Lettuce9239

This comment brought to you by Slim Jim ^TM

Angel_Diaz17

What calls are yall buying TM? Imma go all in MSFT

Fragrant_Shoe2961

TIL a correction to one month ago is a "crash" on WSB Jr (TM). Kid, I was applying for jobs in 2008. Hold my (lite) beer (my knees hurt at this age). LFG! IM TURNT! BURRY HAD BEEN CALLING THIS THANG FOR LIKE 100 YEARS NOW!

Rare-ish_Birb

Also: market never bottoms on a Friday \^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

I knew it was the top (TM) after both big banks and wsb regard became perma bulls a few days ago.

FatFluffyFish

Iran needs market to tank a little so that they have a better entry for their calls when the inevitable strait opened soon TM tweet comes

ShittyUsernane1222

Reddit should buy Robinhood and we bull so that wsb can do vertically integrated options gambling (TM) without leaving reddit and being unable to shitpost on wsb

Medusavoo

No bs I think when I did a consciousness masters degree and have a Brahmin Indian wife who got me to do TM twice daily for 20 min for 8 years now… it has blessed me with that feeling to quit while I’m ahead. I bought all my btc at 3,900, got out all at 106; bought my homes by the beach at 315, got out at 670, bought NBIS at 37, got out yesterday at 265. Started buying silver at 17, sold 70% at 105….I havnt “worked” since 32, im 41 now. Admittedly I read a lot of shit constantly, but there is just that spidy sense that says stop now and when I get it I do it.

KaeptNstyle

And you are the sort of people that forget that this is a global market and US companies will gladly let americans starve if they can sell their food for higher prices elsewhere. Oil will never(TM) go to 200$ but longterm it will fuck up enough of the economy if its stays above 100$.

FatFluffyFish

Axios: IRGC soon to be wiped out, diplomatic channels to be restored soon TM

Illustrious-Run3591

Look out guys, we have a bona fide Reddit Expert^TM. Everyone bow.

FatFluffyFish

Deal soon TM

FatFluffyFish

🥭 getting out his app to buy calls first before telling you there's a deal signing SOON TM

Full_Boysenberry_198

Schwab Crypto (TM) is coming soon for all the boomers

refrigeratorsHD

Chudmarket TM

gizamo

3.3^TM

NixaB345T

It’s an Adderall^TM thing

F1CKEN

yeah i think talking about short interest on this subreddit is a bit cringe so I avoid it. but I think the cover needs to happen soon (TM) and some of the collapsing of hedging privately placed SpaceX shares will help soon(er).

Jeff__Skilling

So the People in Power^TM are intentionally pushing the stock market to artificially greater heights because it will help them get re-elected? Or is the jist of this something to the effect of "Everything is rigged and nothing matters"...?

Dantzig

MyBoxers TM, to the moon

FatFluffyFish

Maybe, maybe not. We are still literally status quo but now with hopes of a peace plan SOON TM. Who knows. My bet is theta gang eats both bers and bols next week.

Karzov

Capex lasts forever (TM)

zxc123zxc123

Taco Tuesday pushed to Taco Wednesday because of Memorial day. [Anyone who doesn't have the "woke mind virus" knows no one loves Hispanics and Trump^TM taco bowls more than Don the Con](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/PSWFSFATBII6NKNVX5YDUWTRSE.jpg&w=1440&impolicy=high_res)

jnas_19

if Mr. Cost-Cutting Strategist TM Roh didn't ruin Samsung I would've switched back to Android. I have little faith in the 27 line up

FatFluffyFish

Final peace agreement drafts TM in few hours TM

dinglebarryb0nds

Bears should really just carefully go look at the 4 hour candles since this run up started. Basically it gets 2 little retests down, doesn’t break anything, then just goes higher. Maybe this time will be different (TM). Does anyone really think it’s gonna just gently roll over and make a short or put easy, it’s 10x harder making money on down side

WorkingHorror99

TM Bro

gainsusmaximus

Macrohard TM

Equivalent-Coat-7605

June 10th I get the most recent one I’ve just been buying more. The shares paid for themselves and I sold the initial buy in. Just riding on profits. Similar to KO and TM for me.

HesitantInvestor0

It's lower because the trimmed outliers from the bottom and top add up to more than the aggregate inflation of energy and food. Both numbers have caveats. It's not like either one is perfect. But Trimmed Mean CPE tends to do a better job of filtering out inflationary shocks which are generally short lasting. That's what makes it a better predictor for long term inflation trends. In the short term, they're both highly flawed. Essentially TM CPE is like a data scientist removing outliers from a sample pool. Core PCE is like a data scientist removing whole categories from the sample pool. In the field of data analytics one is commonplace and the other is bad practice. I think it's quite similar. People should really read up more on this. As others have pointed out, Core CPE isn't going away, it just may not be the preferred metric for making decisions which require predictive capabilities. And again, the move to closer focus on TM CPE has be advocated by the majority of economists for many years. People know that the numbers are a sham, just like unemployment numbers. They're curated to look better than they really are. TM PCE has the exact same problem of course, but to a far lesser degree I'd argue. If they wanted to give a perfectly accurate picture they'd just publish the complete dataset.

HesitantInvestor0

You guys don't understand Trimmed Mean PCE and it shows. Essentially, it's more accurate than the standard measurement. While you guys are focusing on trimming the outliers (and keep in mind it trims the downside inflation/deflation outliers too), it really focuses on more meaningful categories by taking the whole economy into consideration. Whereas Core PCE excludes food and energy, TM PCE doesn't. I don't think I need to explain why that makes a fuck ton more sense. Anyway, it has a higher signal to noise ratio and better predictive power. It gives a more accurate reflection of the underlying, structural trend, and at this point most economists prefer it and have advocated for it. IMO this is a good sign that the Fed would move toward a metric that encompasses food and energy, and which is more accurate. Of course you guys are going to dismiss it without understanding it. Par for the course I suppose. If anyone has a rebuttal I'd love to hear it but I'm sure instead I'll be downvoted and trolled.

Useful_Donut6789

Walmart IPO was a Great Value^TM

Useful_Donut6789

Walmart IPO would have been Great Value^TM

Affectionate-Day2743

mods - get FIG on **The Big Board****^(TM)**, let's pump this shit!!!

Forest_City_Frolfer

**Q1 2026 Highlights:** * Net revenue of $13.7 million (11% increase from Q1 2025), with growth in flower and pre-rolls in our 1964 and Simply Bare brands, despite the lingering effects of the strike at the B.C. provincial distributor. * Gross margin of $3.5 million (18% decrease from Q1 2025), driven mainly by the addition of Cascadia operating costs in Q1 2026. * Adjusted EBITDA^(1) loss of $0.6 million for Q1 2026 (compared to positive $0.7 million in Q1 2025). * Achieved #1 national market share of premium flower at 10.3%^(2) of the market, an increase of over 3% compared to Q1 2025.^(3) * Wildflower^(TM) is the #2 topical brand in Canada with market share of 25.7% and #1 topical SKU in Canada. ^(2) * 8.7% national market share of premium vapes. ^(2) * Completed the first harvest of the Cascadia facility with production quality projected to reach flagship-brand standards by mid-2026 and harvests to be monetized starting late Q2. My Notes: * 2.75M Net Loss * Cash 3.2M Receivables 5.3M Combined 8.5M of Cash + Receivables * Current Liabilities of 13.2M * Not enough Cash on hand to cover current liabilities * 2.1M Cash Generated in Operating activities Overall, they are getting low on cash while getting Cascadia operational. 3.828M of their Accounts Payables is Excise tax, 3.6M in excise taxes paid this quarter so they appear to still be up to date. They have really good interest rates on their loans so I expect them to be able to raise cash without needing to sell stock, but it is uncomfortable and something to watch over the next couple of quarters

GeoBro3649

ASTS, VZ, ATT and now TM. Plus damn near every other major MNO in the world. I hope you regards bought this sweet dip to the low 70s.

the_real_MSU_is_us

I literally just googles "DC water boil" and grabbed the top link. OP said China is a shithole because in his experience they don't have clean water. Someone pointed out America can have that problem to citing Flint. But oh no, apparently True Superpowers\^TM CAN indeed have cities with bad water, it's the capital that distinguishes us from them. SO that's when I prove even DC has occasional times where it's water isn't safe to drink. BUT WAIT! "Occasional" issues are also fine! It's only sustained water problems, and only in the capital city. That's the difference between America and China and why one is a superpower and the other obviously can't compete. Do you see how arbitrary this is? Can you not tell we're slitting hairs about the dumbest possible metric to evaluate a nations' strength? The fucking competence of the municipal water managers in the capital?

ETsUncle

Consumers don't matter, the businesses don't matter, the government doesn't matter All that matters is the VIBES \[TM\]

ShittyUsernane1222

never attribute to evil which is adequately explainable by stupidity. now the only reason the market is pumping isn't because some evil world conspiracy (TM) but is because of simple, unintelligent auto-buy algos building large passive investing portfolios.

Apprehensive-Koala18

Bear-Deletion-Ray(TM) charging

Wowmuchrya

Kinda weird we didnt get a Axioscam article about a FINAL FINAL F I N A L (v2TM) negotiation (MAYBE) starting some time in the next century. Normally they drop it around 8 pm EST. Kinda getting worried!!

terminal_entropy

Good luck, that stock has been super weird even as the R2 launch gets closer. Hopefully they have their TM3 moment.

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Trickle down the leg economics (TM)

TheoryInttro

May 9th would actually be a good day for Shoigu to implement the coup Putin has been fearing ever since the Wagner rebellion. And if he does that, promises to hand Putin over to the ICC and withdraws from Ukraine so that Ukraine stops blowing up Russian oil exports and Russian oil is no longer sanctioned, there should be a nice crater in the oil price and pumps on everything that isn't oil. My oil producer shares would tank, but I'd get it back on industrials mooning. Of course, Nothing Ever Happens^(TM) but it would be a cool ending to the May day parade.

ShittyUsernane1222

\> 🥭 makes a post bragging about SPY 730 \> Economy numbers and broader fundamentals are shit \> US-Iran war damages the US Money printer (TM) by weakening Petrodollar big red american lost century candle when markets open

EmbarrassedPart1256

I agree; I could've been up an insane amount f money on today's news. I don't really care. $CAPS is outpacing them in revenue in 1 year, revenue it's taken $TM over 6 years to achieve.

lifo888

FFS Toyota $TM just missed huge earnings off by 50%. They blamed tariffs

FatFluffyFish

No more Mr Nice Guy day it is today. But QQQ 700 definitely within realm of possibility (soon TM)

Wowmuchrya

FINAL DEAL TM (PROJECT FINAL! FREEDOM! AMERICA! f150!!! DEAL) Gas at $4.3 nation wide btw but FINAL DEAL SOON!!!!

Wowmuchrya

FINAL FINAL FINAL fInAl FINAL FINALLY TM FINAL (WIP) (PROJECT FINAL “F I N A L”) DEAL WITH IRAN TONIGHT! FINAL! - Axios

gainsusmaximus

Macrohard TM

brookedow

Confucius say: AI won’t take your job, it will allow you to do any job. TM

ResidualSodium

They are working on it TM.

cbusoh66

Buy AMIGAS^TM and Chill AMZN, MU, INTC, GOOG, AMD, SNDK No need to mess around with anything else

Jeff__Skilling

but what about SVB or Evergrande or Circular Data Center Financing^TM

cbusoh66

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the new darlings of 2026, the AMIGAS^TM AMD, MU, INTC, GOOG, AMZN, SNDK You can never be wrong betting on the AMIGAS^TM. AMIGAS Always Go Up, They Never Go Down (on you)

cbusoh66

Move over Mag7, welcome new stock market overloads...the AMIGAS^TM AMD, MU, INTC, GOOGL, AMZN, SNDK

cbusoh66

You can't go wrong buying any of the AMIGAS^TM AMD, MU, INTC, GOOGL, AMZN, SNDK

ShittyUsernane1222

the market has reached the top(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

Im not bearish because im a doomer, im bearish because capitalism and us hegemony machine (TM) is running on fumes and is rusting due to lack of maintenance work.

seven0feleven

Brokers love paperhands.^TM

zztop610

Amazing brainstorming session TM. How about change company to gAIme Stop and threaten to sell existing customer data to the dark web if they don’t get a subscription for $29.99 a month for 1000 months minimum? P

Fhyzikz

Nothing: It's What Ever Happens (TM)

DeeDee_Z

First and foremost, make sure you understand the fairly significant difference between a **Financial Advisor** and an **Investment Manager**. Then, note that **Investment Management** is but ONE PART of being a Financial Advisor. Probably not even the biggest part. Do you want someone to help you with • investment management, **and** • estate planning, **and** • retirement planning, **and** • insurance planning, **and** • tax planning, **and** • just all-around financial "modeling", then yes, a CFP^^TM or ChFC^^® or equiv is a useful person to have a professional relationship with -- and yes, that person deserves to be compensated. Also worth remembering, when you get to the point of talking to potential FAs: **They** will be interviewing **you** just as much as you are interviewing them. If you come across as pig-headed, or excessively cynical, or someone that they just don't feel they can work with ... they will NOT want you as a client.

Accurate_Pay_2242


ShittyUsernane1222

american lost century dump(TM) has begun.

ShittyUsernane1222

full port US treasuries. it literally can't fail without destroying the rest of the financial system which nobody is going to let happen anyway therefore its free money(TM) with 6% return

ShittyUsernane1222

this is not a bull market. this is not an bearish market. this market moves trillions based on the sentiment of orange dementia man. SPY measures as of 2025 "how happy is the demented orange emperor (TM)" and nothing else.

WhiteCollllarCrime69

I’ve never made money trading options^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

a few minutes ago was the all time SPY top (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

After the market dumps causing an american lost century in financial markets, everyone will be fighting in the next decades over when the all time SPY top(TM) happened and what its warning signs were.

ShittyUsernane1222

Market could go up 0.1% and WSB Bulls would declare it start of an multi decade face melting rally. Markets could go down 0.1% and WSB Bears would declare its the beginning of lost century (TM).

Upset-Motor-2602

because it is derived from the Latin word [***libra***](https://www.google.com/search?q=libra&num=10&sca_esv=71797cf33852cfd3&sxsrf=ANbL-n6SvSc3_gw0dWePO1kqnAbFCWnx4A%3A1777206563071&source=hp&ei=IwXuaZu3Ac28ruEP0Y74iAk&iflsig=AFdpzrgAAAAAae4TM30puHI--rbi0mW5R7hChP1oS-zm&ved=2ahUKEwjVi_uwwouUAxVW8MkDHf47D9oQgK4QegQIARAC&uact=5&oq=How+can+the+abbreviation+for+POUNDS+be+LBS&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6IipIb3cgY2FuIHRoZSBhYmJyZXZpYXRpb24gZm9yIFBPVU5EUyBiZSBMQlMyBxAhGAoYoAEyBxAhGAoYoAEyBxAhGAoYoAEyBxAhGAoYoAEyBxAhGAoYoAEyBRAhGKsCMgUQIRirAkjcClAAWABwAHgAkAEAmAFboAFbqgEBMbgBA8gBAPgBAvgBAZgCAaACYZgDAJIHATGgB9wHsgcBMbgHYcIHAzItMcgHA4AIAQ&sclient=gws-wiz&mstk=AUtExfAVgT2zXabC-c81P6xxnEkYlGRSrePsCVeXJShK84yuNH9vDJICLJsGWQME1a_5Ieb2VoEjtiuNBE8ChhnEg51-E_vfr_nNEsXoCXOegSDNOfdw-IZbV2pfnyLZRlLt9AMmBPiRwvzFsI2yd4OP8qI9-LGnnOhLYSGfqRhh7TSv2Q8&csui=3), the foundational unit of weight in the Roman Empire

ShittyUsernane1222

puts on PLTR For a supposedly cutting edge predictive analytics software toolkit (TM), they fumbled in White House security and US-Iran war.

dUjOUR88

This sector is permadoomed because of the simple fact that marijuana is easy to grow. It'll always be a cheap drug and moats are impossible unless someone patents SuperWeed^TM

poopy_wizard132

FOMO Fridays^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

the only thing which is propping up this market is bogleheads and value investors (TM) going on auto-buy and forget on index funds.

ShittyUsernane1222

everyone sell your puts now if you are bearish. it increases the likelihood of big dump (TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

we need go a bit higher, there are still too many bers in wsb. afterwards the big one (TM) will arrive introducing the american lost century to the stock marke.t

Dragon-and-Phoenix

Yeah, my strategy is invest for the long term, don't pay attention to short term swings, only long term. I have two accounts, one with a 7-ish%, and one with a 14% annual return with this strategy. What I'm looking for NOW is a short term strategy to ride the Trump Market Manipulation Rollercoaster(TM).

mikemccrea

Pfe is basically a training wheels stock… Baby’s First Stonk TM

AggieDem

That's the gameplan. That, or buying back in after The Big One.^TM

ShittyUsernane1222

if 🥭 starts ww3, there is going to be the ridiculous situation that every time US markets open, the US will try to do a ceasefire and every weekend will be total war (TM).

muttur

Finally I can invest based on my own “personal risk tolerance” TM

DoominaTater

jelqing, sauna, squatplug TM

ShittyUsernane1222

Im not going to say the big lost century dump(TM) will arrive today but the likelihood is non-zero.

ShittyUsernane1222

Bulls invested in the all time top of capitalism (TM) lmao

ShittyUsernane1222

🥭 turned Bulls into ultra long term multi-century investor (TM)

AggieDem

Remember to drink your Ovaltine.^TM

Correct_Advice3457

leaving money on boring etf would've give me +20% but instead i choose DeepOTMOptions^(TM) to gain my -80%

ShittyUsernane1222

SPY can absolutely dump like MSFT and NFLX. it is just taking its sweet time liquidating the last ber before the big dump(TM).

ShittyUsernane1222

we have arrived to the top (TM). damp it.

ShittyUsernane1222

this is not the all time top (TM) full port calls

ShittyUsernane1222

🥭 is probably cooking up Liberation Day II: TOTAL BULL LIBERATION (TM) because too many wsb regard bought calls lmao

LimboLottoLambo

Mvidia (TM)

thnk_more

I think it opens into the new Ocean of America and Trump Waterpark^TM

AnythingButWhiskey

Now with Flayvor (TM)

Stoney3K

Not just the venues, but also the bands. They are under exclusive contracts with Ticketmaster (Livenation) as well so they're not allowed to play at venues that were not booked by them. And Ticketmaster is taking a significant cut of their booking fees. So that means that TM is screwing over both the artists and the venues at the same time, making the tickets ridiculously expensive and then people are surprised why nobody visits concerts anymore.

Dizzy_Restaurant3874

If TM/LN are inflating prices, how'd they lose $1/sh last year?