WFH

SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich

#1 biggest perk WFH is I can wack off 3x in the morning (it's only 11:32 where I'm at)

itsnotshade

Right now we are priced for perfection with a peace deal. It’s a little unreal given the secular leadership of Iran seems to be powerless and our administration is “bored” negotiations and can’t accept anything worse than what Obama signed off on. The oil situation probably won’t be as apocalyptic as some projections claim though. We’ve already seen cutbacks on flights and major cutbacks on consumption in Asia. If the US/EU were to mandate WFH where possible we could likely stabilize it further. I personally don’t think we’ll see a peace deal soon but it doesn’t matter until the data becomes impossible to ignore. The only long term risk is if the energy prices translate into higher for longer and everyone needs to raise prices for more expensive freight.

Groundbreaking-Gap20

I’ve been WFH since2018. Wank breaks whenever I like. Definitely one of the perks

Knerd5

No, they won’t. You’re ignoring the 30% or so inflation that’s eroded all those income gains since then. You’re also ignoring all the stimulus and WFH benefits that juiced people’s cash flow then too. There was an article recently that said in order for housing to become affordable again people’s income need to rise by almost 60% or housing costs need to come down 30%. Housing is *historically* unaffordable right now

No_Current3675

WFH erryday

Opposite_Day_9771

They manufacture in East Asia for HMB. If the supply chain holds it's a keeper. People are WFH to save fuel. If they warn due to supply shock, how much would the stock drop and can you handle it?

Excellent_Pizza8731

sorry i trade while doing a WFH desk job also LOL

OsamaBagHolding

I love WFH days. I can lose money on a 24" monitor instead of my cracked android

AutoAdviceSeeker

What if I WFH?

Biostatistix

We can give the AI robo bodies so they can play Fortnite with Corsair keyboards while they pretend to WFH

Jagged_Tide

If by WFH you mean unemployed then yes, but I am adept at multitasking 

Dongkey_kong

Does anyone just continuously scroll through this forum or reddit in general when they are supposed to be WFH?

Spicyboi981

I don’t need the strait either, bad energy. WFH forever

NectarineNegative769

I working in IT. I bought apple stock at 101 because every IT worker I know has a MacBook and during covid we HAD to WFH. Tripled in 5 years, plus dividends (effectively 3.5 times w/ div). Buying what I know worked out Also bought Spotify for a similar reason but it hasn't been as brilliant as bought at 300 and it's been up and down in that time

Total_Schedule591

Drag a Wendy's dumpster to your home, anyone can WFH

Optimal_Bother7169

Is the Meta layoffs going to be at 10% ? Why is Wednesday WFH ? Sounds suspicious!

vermilli21

USO to open at 200 come Monday! So there’s less traffic for my WFH job

DeltaTule

On vacation! And WFH so barely work anyways. Not sure what the correlation is anyways. Am I not supposed to use RDDT anymore since I finally hit 8 figures? Also, I’m a huge investor in RDDT so I never feel guilty using the product and sparking engagement/creating content here. It’s literally how I get paid

rbraalih

Fallacy does not mean what you think it means. Try false Demand destruction is claimed to be in Asia. I would think modi begging a billion Indians to WFH to save moped fuel was pretty good evidence of it

music_is_gud

Uh oh... Before you ask, I WFH today 😅

taffy_laffy

poet has 80 employees. it's literally a guy in a rented office in someones backyard with 79 people WFH.

cashflow_

When you WFH all week it’s all one big sweatpants party

eyerollingsex

When you WFH on Friday, Thursday feels like a mini Friday

abroadbroadband

I WFH and it's still crazy

vermilli21

Get a WFH job

LeBhikariLe

2020 : WFH to stop spread of virus SaaS: to the moon 2026: WFH to reduce demand of oil SaaS: flat as f

Open_Obligation_1624

Maybe AI want you guys WFH

No_Current3675

Basically all I've done today is day trading, laundry, and took a walk to the grocery store just to get out of my seat for a while. WFH is the tits.

music_is_gud

Several South (east) Asian countries are asking people to WFH. Physical oil shortage is starting to hit the markets!

justacaucasian

You have no idea what you are on about, as a software engineer at my old company I absolutely could trade all I wanted. I was not a VP, not in finances, sales, etc. I was the equivalent to a burger flipper at my company (just way more pay and WFH). I can do the same thing with my current company but they are doodoo cheeks so I'm good. Just depends who you are at your company

xShiftfaced

Get tenor and WFH

Dude_HaHa

### Hantavirus and Hormuz are yin and yang. ### Hormuz creates a supply crunch. ### Hanta will create a demand crunch. ### So if someone is worried that the oil shock will nerf the economy and the stock market, they have a vested interest in spreading doom and gloom about hanta, so the precious S&Pee and Down Jones never take a hit. Hanta panic will derail travel plans and might even bring WFH, creating a soft landing for the oil shocks.

Dude_HaHa

All that is true. But mainstream will still run the drama around it, perhaps in a way to lower travel volume and maybe even WFH in order to get a grip around the oil shocks. The last tanker from Hormuz reached California last week. It left there in February.

Fragrant-Data6554

can we please lock down again so we can go back to WFH?

No_Current3675

Literally just went out to the backyard to shave my balls, I love WFH. Covid was a major, major life upgrade.

99Fan

Increase of WFH, closure of offices, reduction in overhead = calls

OddSurprise9056

I sell on eBay as a side hustle since I’m WFH and have free time during the workday. This is so painfully true and customer service is non existent to help

Kaladin3104

Yeah tell that to the world. Oh just cut consumption by 13%. In the US people are still acting like nothing is wrong. I will say Asia is cutting and having people WFH. I really hope we all return to WFH honestly. For hating EV’s and renewables he’s speed running the world towards them now.

peterpeer9

> why won't they let me WFH > it's not like i'm sitting on reddit all day

elvee61

I just had the pleasure of telling my manager that I'm retiring and if they want documentation, training and a legit turnover, I'll be working from home until that's all complete. The big boss mandated full RTO last year for everyone except the C suite. My manager was fine with me WFH, but mahogany row is throwing a toddler tantrum over it. They've tried threats, guilt and pouting so far.

Big-Safe3031

I WFH - market research time. I just made a month salary before market open today. I need a year off and a Bentley.

altapowpow

At home power generator for WFH employees could be part of your future onboarding requirements..

gul_bil

I think part of 🥭 plan: control all the oil production/transport he possibly can and jack the prices indefinetively. Ref. shadow fleet: I think we will come to a point where Europe will ban russian oil during ukr-war; one of the reasons for lax and meek european responses to Russia last 16 years was Orban/Hungary - but that has likely changed. What would be the point of going broke to fund your enemy AND your enemys enemy, if you could simply stop your enemys ability to wage war at the cost of "only" an energy crisis?  Fuel rationing has been done before and will probably be implemented again - could be done as easy as gov order WFH unless impossible. Some day the oil will have ran out, and its better to simply pull the band aid off sooner than later. It is a question of time, I suppose. And this would be in the big picture a lesser evil for EU. Russia sells oil -> russias friend ensures feetdragging against renewables and sanctions -> russia will have a harder time selling oil. If I dont misremember; Already in january EU initiated a major offshore wind-power project I think 15GW annually until 2040. China is also massively leaning into renewables. The same way the car industry was rapidly and forever changed during the oil crisises of the 70s, I think we will see a shift towards renewables and nuclear. Norway and UK have oil, not by any means splurge-quantities clearly, but probably enough to maintain the vital emergency necessities. Ukr is conducting attacks against Rus transit terminals and refineries, and the current Putin-friendly administration in the white house is soon to be replaced - so I guess Russias position is potentially changed extremely rapidly. Would be too bad if someone blocked the chokepoints of Suez, Skagerrak and Gibraltar.  But then again, Im a regarded.

orsomeshitidk

WFH today and my border collie is curled up under my desk just farting up a fuckin storm. Bitch could clear out the strait with this lethal gas.

Mr_Gain_

The best place to trade is the straight of hormuz. Im going there myself and my entry will depend on ships and not candles anymore. Its real time data WFH - Work from Hormuz

mkvs25

Fuck u, judge people based on their work and not because they WFH.

All_FIREdUp

My boss finally said the quiet part out loud. No one who is WFH really gets considered for promotions because he never sees them and they just “feel like random contractors who you kind of remember every so often”

PositiveEdge4361

JD is just WFH bro buy back in

quarkral

because it was only just after peak covid, WFH and social distancing was still the norm. Being in Zoom calls all day for 16 months is exhausting yea calling it stupid in hindsight is easy. Even JP Morgan wrote an article somewhere saying the metaverse was a $1 trillion opportuniy

zenFyre1

With a hybrid workweek. 2 days in office, 2 days WFH flying drones and 1 day trolling the opposing government on twitter and TikTok. 

GeneralSEOD

>hey everyone we're about to run out of jet fuel >stock market (airlines +12%) okay dude. I'm seeing COVID tier rumours that we're about to institute mandatory WFH again, Cars are about to have no fuel. Meanwhile, Uber is up. ON WHAT. Taxi Drivers not working anymore? Based, uber is now a camel hiring company

orsomeshitidk

When the national average gets above $5/gal I’m telling my hybrid job I’m fully WFH until it’s back below, unless they wanna pay milage on my commute lmao

the_real_me_2534

The US is a Net hydrocarbon exporter so while the broader economy will take a hit you're about to see a boom in crude and natural gas. People drive less now thanks to WFH so the effect will be more muted and we've also got millions of EV's on the road. Thus there won't be fuel shortages here unlike many other countries in Asia and Europe which are or will experience them. This is not great for the economy but it's not going to be Armageddon either and the US is better positioned to take this than just about any other country in the world.

Opposite_Day_9771

India imports 60% of its oil from the Gulf. They're WFH to save gas.

zuziannka

WFH is weird all I do is sleep and get paid

0H_MAMA

Gas was $4 in central texas this morning. I guess the only other time it got this high was 2022 when I wasn't driving a lot because of WFH so didn't notice. Insane.

interstellara_

WFH and a day off from school means my loved ones are all here. we chillin but i'm not telling the teen i'm scared of nukes.

wenchanger

believe it or not, many americans are siding with trump to take maximum and extreme measures. Lots of people can't afford the high fuel prices and their bosses aren't likely allowing them to WFH to save money

Slow-Information-847

Buy Oil on every DIP! This is WFH War! no one will quit until they all run out of ammos! And they have all run out of miltary targets already. Gretta's dream will come true by the time when they are done.

wenchanger

too bad my boss won't let me WFH to save on fuel

No_Current3675

Fuck it, breh. I have a retarded "lunch n learn" or whatever the fuck on Wednesday. I'm WFH today, zero fucking sense in commuting more than 1 day/week. Shit is completely fkd but I hold enough power to dictate my own schedule to my fucking employer. Cunts.

981flacht6

I'm ok with some WFH coming back. We shouldn't have pivoted away from it.

Ancient_Sun_2061

Covid era companies, WFH gonna be back lol

orsomeshitidk

My WFH Friday lunch beverage tradition today (that yall promised not to tell that bitch in HR, Tammy about) is Pendleton Rye with cream soda Dr Pepper. It’s good. Could really go hard on this on the 🅱️IG 🅱️eautiful day

orsomeshitidk

Instead of liberation day, I’m having a libation day- cause ya boy WFH today and I’m having a drink(or 2) at lunch. Don’t tell that bitch Tammy in HR. I mean it, bro pls don’t.

Total_Schedule591

New WFH Opportunity: Fly drones remotely to help war guys from your bedroom. Pay based on KD

HoneyBadger552

with WFH about to happen again, their profits should moon as people get fatter

Opposite_Day_9771

I'm hoping mandatory WFH to save gas.

Dbestinvest

WFH on WFH off….we are about to be on again..fuel rations

Neat_Weird_2240

make WFH normal again 🤡

HaikusfromBuddha

Oddly enough Oracle has been okay with WFH.

Leading_Form_8485

WFH coming back. No one is gonna go out. COVID 2

gkdjsl

Higher energy costs will pop the AI bubble this year. Other countries are already doing mandatory WFH one day per week, lights off for businesses after 9 PM, etc... This is COVID all over again, where you have some spatial and temporal buffer in the US and people are in denial about it happening here.

calm_discussion_3500

Not just green, almost +20% including dividends for S&P 500. A spectacular year. People were home jacking off literally doing nothing early months of WFH.

ChoosingUnwise

expect more WFH, commercial real estate will go from trash to super trash

interstellara_

I own a plug in hybrid. the gas can become stale if i don't use it within 6ish months, so i just try to fuel up every six months by not always plugging it in during the last month. however we WFH and I don't drive a lot, so this is super doable for me; i have to remember to use my car once a week

Salty-Bid1597

The WFH superpower. 

AgtDALLAS

Think the UK is already requesting people WFH.

orsomeshitidk

Anyway it’s my Friday WFH tradition to have a Modelo chelada lime y sal at lunch so I’m gonna get to it. Don’t tell that bitch Tammy in HR about my ritual bro, pls

chiswis

can we WFH now?

dljmonkeyboiz

Factories shutting down, lines at gas stations, limiting ability to drive vehicles and WFH … no shortage of oil here. it’s all good guys.

HandsomeTod11

I WFH 👨🏽‍💻

HandsomeTod11

WFH gang feeling like a king seeing these gas prices

ScarletHarpy93

The first waves of layoffs in the end of 2022, beginning of 2023, were about pulling back from WFH, eliminating low performers en masse, and testing to see which functions broke and which were necessary for continued functioning of the businesses. The second waves of layoffs in the end of 2023, beginning of 2024, were about consolidation and elimination of WFH completely and forcing people back into office real estate whose pricing threatened to become an albatross on corporate balance sheets due to changes in US GAAP in 2022 to bring it in line with practices in EU GAAP-equivalents. This third wave of hiring is targeted attrition at bad bets made in the last decade which haven't played out. Most of Meta's cuts are in the Meta piece, with some trimming of remaining fat in social. Amazon cut places like Devices, Games, drones, etc. that were either supposed to be expansions for their AWS money maker, or cost savings for their online store. Similar stories in the rest of big tech. A lot of these bad bets are being closed to free up revenue to pay for massive commitments in CAPEX towards AI infrastructure. None of these cuts are AI driven yet. If you're in big tech, you're probably watching dozens of small pilot programs internally to automate jobs away, but very few of those have had a full year to run yet. You can fully expect that if any of them show real returns in scaling up productivity or reducing the need for people, that those will be reflected in ongoing cuts throughout the next two years.

Independent-Tree-985

its remote work, not WFH. Theyre being retarded headline baiters. A FPV drone is a remote work

ConstantAd1

>Iran’s attacks force US troops to work remotely - NYT. can you WFH in a war?

No_Current3675

Sausage & peppers for lunch. I love WFH.

WarmCan3034

WFH 🥰

AlaskanSnowDragon

1. Its crazy for you to think someone would hold through a 15% drop and several circuit breakers. Even during covid didn't drop that much in a single day. 2. Which is also why I said in another comment you dont have options positions if you're not able to monitor them constantly. I WFH and always have the markets/news up. 3. Given their only weeklies it give plenty of space to roll if decided. You're talking like the most widely traded liquid markets would suddenly go illiquid. 4. The first circuit breaker is 7%...not 20% Nothing is without risks. But if you're going to let something that happens "typically less than 0.1% based on historical frequency" drive your investing/trading then you should just be all in on bonds.

Technical-Emu-32

Ok boomer. We call it remote work. Or WFH. Or work from Mexico

1098duc_w_the_termi

Vibe trading while WFH and playing Dramatic Girl by Baby Keem in the background. It’s gonna be a good Friday

Antique_Cabinet8416

can gas hit 10/gallon so we can go back to full time WFH for those of us who are still employed? xo

RoyalFail6

Thankful that we have WFH still widely supported to minimize the impact inflation has on our abundant incomes 😼

BellacosePlayer

WFH went away? news to me

OscarF2P

>What even is the play. They should raise rates to 8%. They should have done this long ago. They should be asking office workers to go back to a hybrid/WFH while the straight is closed. They should be pushing EVs. They should eliminate environmental regulations and open up 5 new government owned oil refineries to refine the oil we pull out of the ground & not foreign oil. Make them part of the strategic oil reserve. We should make exporting our oil illegal again. We should build oil pipelines to bypass the straight. We should eliminate solar panel tariffs. Offer 0% loans for solar on your roof. Get rid of solar & wind farm zoning permitting. Get 30 day turn around for grid approval for solar & wind farms. We should quit going to war in the middle east. Close our bases. Let them kill each other. Quit giving isreal $. We should build high speed rail between major cities. We should drastically raise taxes on non-owner occupied homes. We should get rid of the ethanol mandate to help lower food prices. Get rid of the tariffs and create a tax system like clear air credits except for manufacturing. You want to sell shoes like nike? You better have some manufacturing shoes credits. You can sell all the shoes under $60 you want. Low priced stuff isn't included. Start making good long term decisions.

svezia

Companies pay billions in office space with zero proven benefits vs WFH

Vlookup_reddit

Let's not pretend corporates believe in academia when in comes to labor. We know WFH is good for productivity, so do no stack ranking, 4 days work week, affordable housing. And here we are, in the year of 2026, with RTO mandates going around like there is no tomorrow, stack ranking, 996, company town making a comeback.

nostrademons

The structural damage is actually a positive. I bet sales of EVs, batteries, and solar panels are going to skyrocket when we’re faced with $20/gallon gas. We might even get WFH, like they’re doing in many Asian crises in response to this. And the chip shortage will prick the AI bubble and allow that capital to be deployed toward more productive uses, which will also lessen the pressure on electricity demand. Who knew that Trump would herald in the green revolution through his inept foreign policy? That and hand leadership over to more competent folks over in China. America first! Fuck yeah!

endofworldandnobeer

WFH anyone?

AdamJensensCoat

I was running DSL in my SF apartment up until the pandemic. The only other option was Comcast and that’s basically like signing a contract with satan. When WFH started I had no choice but to give in.