ALIEN

shashzilla

Bahah, this is a wild one, and not one I think is going to happen… but I figured it would make for a fun writing exercise: During the eleventh hour on 4th of July, 2025, in a sudden and shocking reversal, US regulators have passed the pro-crypto version of the Architecture for Loans, Interests, Equities and Neo-Currencies Act during a late night special committee session with all 69 votes in support. While the A-Lien Act had been been in discussion for the better part of the year, it had painted cryptocurrency in a horrible light and constantly dismissed the “Neo-currency,” as politicians now referred to it, as a viable financial or economic instrument. After internal discussions were leaked that enumerated very heavy financial penalties to any US company which interacted with or accepted Neo-currencies, even for the smallest of infractions, the entire cryptocurrency market took a nose dive that nearly crippled the industry. Bitcoin and several of the larger cap entities survived, but the had lost over 95% of their value on average, and only diehard enthusiasts seemed to remain shareholders. Just the week before, Comedy Central’s SNL aired its most popular segment to date, receiving over 4.5 Billion views in the first 48 hours. Their success was proof of a shifting tide, one where a a whole episode was dedicated to mocking the few left who still supported cryptocurrency. It was a cultural masterpiece, and it served as a guillotine for many cryptocurrencies that were hanging on by a thread. Well, shortly after 9:00am the following morning on July 6th, 2025, the news had broken out and the nation’s response was wildly different this time. Epic journalistic efforts that were a result of a a new crowdsourced-based communications website, Decentric News—aptly created to help decentralize news via blockchain technology—helped to quickly parse out the new A-Lien Act and determine a few key notable distinctions in the version that passed versus the draft widely discussed in the news. Some of the key differences included: Provisions to protect and safeguard the name Neo-currency itself, thus controlling all aspects of how it can be used in discussion and in contractual law, with limitations and rights to future modifications without restriction; Legislation designed to provide legal protection for digital assets, and immediate tax relief and future tax incentives to any current holders prior to the passing of the Act; as well as several other financial memos that cleverly dictated how Neo-currencies could be utilized in the economy with one very odd twist. Hidden in an obscure paragraph in a vaguely worded sentence was a line that mentioned that despite have full legislative control of Neo-currencies, it was possible that the US would also need to adjust its relative base currency and that the rest of the nation would need to respect the new exchange rate. Respect a new, unknown exchange rate? What in the world could this mean? It was vague and sinister sounding enough, but the euphoria of the remaining words in the Act had lifted the market out of its depressive stagnation, one where Bitcoin was valued under $5,000, Ethereum under $500, and XRP at $0.25—and within the first twenty-four hours, all three had smashed through previous all-time highs, with Bitcoin leading the way at a whopping $500,000 valuation. Just as the price movement started to consolidate and the media frenzy around the situation started to settle, that’s when the President’s Emergency National address happened and reshaped our futures as we knew it. The President, in sync with leaders of other nations across the globe, spoke to his nation and highlighted some of the news that had been slowly trickling out over the last two years about Aliens, and then bluntly he announced that it was indeed true, that beings of other-worldly complexity coexisted alongside us, and they have secretly since the dawn of humanity. The reason for the announcement now, however, is because this Alien race had detected a massive thermal inconsistency in the Earth’s mantle, and the planet’s ecosystems would begin to collapse starting 2030. These Aliens however had an ability to transport us to another Earth-like planet, several million light years away, for a small cost. This planet already has a thriving Earthling population from previous generations, and the current Emperor’s name is “Satoshi Nakamoto, the Ether of Ripple.” As the news broke and everyone had a chance to digest what happened, they realized how coordinated the FUD cycles had been, especially for the past couple of years, and how the world’s elite had converted most of their assets into Neo-currencies while the market was at its lowest, and how they now were grandfathered into laws that further protected their legacies. Meanwhile, the ALIEN Act paved forth a wild new frontier which simply acted as the financial-brick pathway to a new world. The few brave souls that managed to hold their ground when there were no reasons left to, they managed to flourish in the new world. But everyone else now faced a challenge of barely scraping by to raise the necessary transport fees for themselves and their loved ones. Satoshi was simply trying to help Earthlings escape all along; he communicated a long time ago to our leaders that he would one day create a financial system that could be freely accessed by all Earthlings, but that he would wait until access to a computer and electricity was widely available. When he launched, citizens just lost themselves to the greed, as they thought it was created to provide freedom from the tyranny of finance. In reality, it was meant to provide the biggest freedom of all: a chance to live.

ps2man41

This is why we need one giant democracy for the entire planet. Call it something like SUPER EARTH. yeah yeah and we’ll have some kind of war effort to always fund. Against GIANT ALIEN BUGS! AND ROBOTS. Yeah this sounds PERFECT!

Various-Primary2760

I'm pretty degen into pulsechain, I suggest BLAST, TETRA and ALIEN as well. PTGC but it's hard to get and toggle slippage. Start using Dex screener to look at things.

Obsidianram

"*ALIEN UNDERGROUND BITCOIN MINING FACILITY ON THE MOON!*" ~ Read about it Now in the National Inquirer!!!

Real-Technician831

For $ALIEN you will get probed not scanned.

FattestLion

I suddenly feel like I must own this $ALIEN coin somehow

Every_Hunt_160

If I was given a free airdrop of something I have zero knowledge about, like the government giving me free $ALIEN coin I would cash out everything instantly, have a Happy Meal and never touch it again This is not surprising at all.

kirtash93

Well, there are some news regarding aliens lately... Just wait to see Alien Inu ($ALIEN) pump 1000x [https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/alien-inu/](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/alien-inu/)

Lillica_Golden_SHIB

I have a friend who wants to buy it. Even better if there is $ALIEN or $UFO in the name

Lillica_Golden_SHIB

I feel $ALIEN Inu is going to change my life!!

bkcrypt0

>According to DexTools, in the hours following Wednesday’s hearing, more than 50 new UFO or alien cryptos were spotted on the market. These include ‘ALIENX,’ ‘UFO,’ and ‘ALIEN.’

coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Crypto enthusiasts have launched over 50 alien-themed tokens following a viral UFO hearing where former U.S. government officials claimed evidence of alien visitation. These tokens, known as memecoins, have names like "ALIENX," "UFO," and "ALIEN." However, caution is advised as many of these tokens may be scams designed to attract investors with false promises. Some larger alien-themed memecoins have shown slight gains, but investors should remain vigilant and conduct thorough research before getting involved in these speculative tokens. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*

Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Fuck, so $ALIEN INU is a rugpull?

kirtash93

I am already taking a loan and leveraging 100x into Alien Inu ($ALIEN) [https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/alien-inu/](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/alien-inu/)

DCFireGuy22

$ALIEN, UAP, $SAUCER, etc. They’re light years ahead of us in Tech, but prefer shit coins like ourselves. It’s what’s going to bring us together

MichaelAischmann

I see you're taking this the wrong way. Please do feel free to talk about whatever coin you like if it interests you. Maybe it's ok if I say idc about $ALIEN & $UAP.

DCFireGuy22

How long until we see Shit Coins like $ALIEN, $UAP, etc??

DetroitFireman313

Whistleblowers confirm existence of UAP’s and non human life forms. How long until we see $UAP, $ALIEN, etc shitcoins?

National_Range6369

Bullish on $ALIEN

manfrom1987

Channeling session, ALIEN talks about crypto .. video starts without BS straight into the questions [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrQSIdGDV4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siupqfBTPrw&t=232s)

JERMYNC

ALIEN noises 👽

Derekcyf

I would say he should blame "the Devil" but my NFTs are created on ALIEN/HOBs. And FYI, HOB is an ancient name for "the Devil" so... YEAH, totally. BLAME the girlfriend. YEAH.

Deadpoulpe

As much as I would prefer a proper movie about ALIEN (big fan), a quality

chairmanmingz

Then $ALIEN coin will surge

BANKSLAVE01

What if... Crypto IS THE ALIEN TECH?

Rabid_Mexican

The amount of bullshit rug pulls called $UFO, $ALIEN etc. would be obscene

PurpleSupermarket835

Shit I will pay 4 eth to get my ALIEN wife to even think of leaving. Ever hear of KLINGONS? They are REAL.

--Supremeleader--

Bullish on $ALIEN🚀🚀