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FADE IN: EXT. NEW YORK CITY - DAY The city is bustling with people going about their day. Suddenly, the sky darkens, and a giant shadow covers the city. The camera pans up to reveal Elon Musk, AKA Doge Daddy, on a giant spaceship shaped like a Doge coin. DOGE DADDY: "Attention, citizens of Earth! Your crypto overlords have arrived!" Cut to Satoshi Nakamoto, AKA Satoshi Nakamoto, in a secret underground bunker. He receives an alert on his computer. SATOSHI NAKAMOTO: "It's happening." Cut to Vitalik Buterin, AKA The Prodigy, sitting in front of a computer screen, analyzing the situation. THE PRODIGY: "We need to act fast. Musk is summoning an army of Doge shills to promote his latest scam coin." Cut to Michael Saylor, AKA Michael Whaler, in his office, holding a massive bag of Bitcoin. MICHAEL WHALER: "I'm ready to hold the line." Cut to Nayib Bukele, AKA El Presidente, standing at the edge of a volcano, ready to unleash his powers. EL PRESIDENTE: "This is going to get hot." Cut to Gary Gensler (Pre 2022), AKA The Educator, addressing a crowd of people about the dangers of crypto. THE EDUCATOR: "We need to educate the public about the risks involved in investing in cryptocurrency." Suddenly, the scene is interrupted by a news report. NEWS ANCHOR: "In other news, Warren Buffett, AKA The Veteran, has acquired a significant stake in several crypto companies." Cut to Warren Buffett, AKA The Veteran, sitting in his office. THE VETERAN: "I've been around long enough to know a good investment when I see one." Cut to Jim Cramer, AKA Zoltar, watching the news report. ZOLTAR: "I see great things in the future of crypto." Cut to Sam Bankman-Fried, AKA The Fraudster, walking into a bank with a briefcase full of cash. BANK TELLER: "How can I help you?" THE FRAUDSTER: "I'd like to make a deposit." Suddenly, the bank explodes, and The Fraudster disappears. Cut back to the heroes preparing for battle. SATOSHI NAKAMOTO: "We need to stop them before it's too late." THE PRODIGY: "I have a plan." MICHAEL WHALER: "Let's do this." EL PRESIDENTE: "It's time to unleash the power of the volcano." THE EDUCATOR: "Let's educate the world about the dangers of these villains." Cut to the villains, preparing for battle. DOGE DADDY: "Let's show these plebs the power of the Doge army." THE VETERAN: "I've been waiting for a challenge like this." ZOLTAR: "I see victory in our future." THE REGULATOR: "I will enforce the rules of the land." The heroes and villains face off in an epic battle, with each side unleashing their powers. Satoshi Nakamoto's unknown abilities are revealed, and he single-handedly takes down Doge Daddy's spaceship. The Prodigy solves the blockchain trilemma, weakening The Veteran's immortality. Michael Whaler holds the line against The Fraudster's disappearing act, and El Presidente unleashes a massive eruption from the volcano, taking down Zoltar. The Educator convinces the public to stop investing in crypto, causing The Regulator to lose his powers. In the end, the heroes emerge victorious, and the villains are brought to justice. Satoshi Nakamoto reveals that he had been working behind the scenes, gathering information on the villains and their plans. He thanks the heroes for their bravery and teamwork in stopping the villains' evil plans. As the heroes celebrate their victory, The Educator suggests they continue working together to educate the public about the risks and benefits of cryptocurrency. They all agree to work together and ensure that crypto is used responsibly and for the greater good. FADE OUT.