AKA

erizi0n

First, in the US only certified investors can buy or sell securities, AKA you have to be fcking rich to become a certified investor, but it doesn’t apply to the rest of the world. And second, they might be delisted from all US exchanges, for US users…

RobCali509

Don't even think the US government AKA central banks aren't trading crypto to crush it down. The Fed has a wall Street trading desk. Same with crypto.

StoneWall_MWO

Just the shit coins AKA everything but BTC

CryptoOGkauai

Ha! Yes indeed. Flew too close to the sun (AKA seed investors needed to dump on retail investors).

rootpl

AKA trust me bro.

Bunker_Beans

Former chief, AKA someone who no longer has any authority.

benmck90

AKA what every politician ever has done on every issue.

PhysicalConnection80

Ben Armstrong AKA Bit Boy.

-erisx

This thought is so cliche 🙄 He just could have said “corruption + propaganda exists” and made his point. It’s completely retarded because politics and news serve many purposes… sometimes it’s propaganda, and sometimes it’s corruption. Especially with dinosaur firms like MSNBC, news corp etc… who are basically circling the drain at this point. Once the boomers move on, most if these old school media firms will be dead. New waves of politicians will move in too and it _should_ be a tiny bit better than it is now - every generation makes a slight improvement over the last… most of the time. I say ‘should’ and ‘most of the time’, because things tend to gradually just improve super slowly. But who knows, things could just completely go belly up too. Literally anything could happen. To say that they exist solely for this purpose is ludicrous. The level of coordination and cooperation amongst all national governments and institution for this to happen is just to complicated. Countries squabble over petty shit every day, countries also go to fucking war every day. There’s no ‘orchestration’ it’s just different factions fighting and competing with each other for power. Barely any different than tribes of monkeys having turf wars. That’s exactly what we are - _monkeys_ … we just happen to have lots of flashy tools and gadgets because our brains are More evolved, so it appears to be way more extravagant than it actually is… it’s just same old evolved monkeys acting like evolved monkeys (AKA humans). For the most part they’re just function the way their titles suggest - ‘news’ and ‘politics’. We need information, and we also need systems run by politicians for a functioning society lol. Yes there are corrupt politicians, yes there are corrupt news outlets… this tweet isn’t insightful or profound in anyway, nor is it anything most of us haven’t thought of while washing our buttholes in the shower. Any adult with half a brain has probably had the thought. It just happens that this nitwit decided it was necessary to broadcast his ‘epiphany’ the world… isn’t twitter just great 😐… everyone gets to broadcast their lame thoughts onto the internet (just the same as I’m doing now). Of course there are people who try to monopolise industries, information, institutions and whatever else they can get their greedy hands on. People seek power and it’s human nature. Aside from how retarded this tweet is is, the part which annoys me the most is the grammar. Why tf did he have to write that big block of text in one sentence??? It hurts my eyes just to read it... It hurts my brain to know how many people this tweet seemed to have a positive impact on. Jesus Christ twitter is stupid.

SkitzTheFritz

*[coughcough](https://www.bls.gov/regions/southeast/news-release/countyemploymentandwages_florida.htm)* Employment and wage levels are available for the 41 counties in Florida with employment below 75,000. Wage levels in all 41 smaller counties were below the national average of $1,334 in the third quarter of 2022. Among Florida’s 26 largest counties, only Miami-Dade County (AKA Disney)($1,353) reported an average weekly wage above the national average of $1,334 in the third quarter of 2022.

Absoniter

Something like this wouldn't even be up to him lol. The 4 year singers AKA Frontmen that are hired for this band we call the USA really don't have any say.

siimbaz

Economic. AKA the only metric that truly matters. Most of the other topics are just noise to keep people fighting with each other.

GuacamolePenus

Not necessarily. I think we just need to be more informed on what we're doing in the crypto space so that we dont fall for scams. If you're too lazy to learn about how scams work and how not to fall into them, then you shouldnt be in crypto and should keep your money under the custody of a financially literat entity instead (AKA Banks)

JustAnIrrelevantDude

>Try to be the bigger man. You can't buy shit paying in moral highground. >the visioner that could’ve had it all if they didn’t die young AKA the sucker who got fucked by universe

Halfhand84

Not really. I'm just annoyed anarchist who enjoys food, shelter, and medical care AKA money.

jps_

All this concern because people read some tweet and didn't actually do primary research on the actual TOS... For reference, a link to the actual TOS https://metamask.io/terms-of-use >ConsenSys Software Inc. (“ConsenSys,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) is the leading blockchain software development company. With a focus on utilizing decentralized technologies, such as Ethereum, our software is powering a revolution in commerce and finance and helping to optimize business processes. ConsenSys hosts a top level domain website, www.consensys.net, that serves information regarding ConsenSys and our products and services (collectively, the “Offerings”)... The TOS apply to *all* of the "Offerings", Metamask (the wallet) is only one of them. >... All fees payable by you are exclusive taxes [sic] unless otherwise noted. We reserve the right to withhold taxes where required. Where required. AKA applying and withholding sales taxes. Applying a bit of critical reasoning, there is no way to "withhold" income taxes in the act of signing a transaction. That would imply reading into the transaction itself, determination of whether it's a taxable event, calculating taxes, and then signing some *other* transaction to "withhold" taxes. To anyone who understands crypto, it's obvious that's not happening. It's one thing for a bunch of rookies on Twitter to get all confused and up in arms. But this is an investment thread. A key skill in investing is being robust against reacting to the surface message in some interest-serving headline, intended to goad people into a gut-reaction (either buy or sell). We need to get better at responding to these articles with a critical eye.

s1n0d3utscht3k

entire point of the account is she’s a female her boyfriend is Assad Tannous, head trader at a family fund AKA i play with daddy’s money and my gf shills for me

sandee_eggo

AKA the shotgun spaghetti technique- throw Bitcoin at a lot of countries and see where it sticks.

DrakharD

AKA how to lose your shirt in 30 min or less a day.

Toxcito

Wow, English is my third language, but damn - you really have a *lot* of typo's in there. >You should know that the value people choose to use is the one your country or other significant country accepts taxes in. Strongly disagree and very ignorant of reality. In many countries such as Venezuela, Nigeria or El Salvador people do not use their government's money. They use either USD, Yuan, or Crypto. >It is further backed by stability in these governments, the government not killing the currency, a strong economy and protected through a military. Most governments are unstable, kill their currencies, have poor economies, and require conscription (AKA, slavery). >Crypto will only be accepted if it he government creates one that suits there needs which means it often becomes centralized around a government. Crypto is already accepted and endorsed by several governments. Some of them, such as Nigeria, use a CBDC distributed by their central bank. Others, such as Bhutan or El Salvador, endorse the daily use of decentralized currencies and spend resources to acquire it themselves. Nice try though brainlet.

EvilBeanz59

Lol. No. Not at all. There was schools everywhere roads everywhere fire departments police officers all of that. For everyone. Was it the best ever? No. But it was there with WAY WAY less financial backing unlike today. It doesn't take a serious a lot of money like people think it does to do particular things within a country at least when we're coming to what money it takes to run a country. Problem is is once something gets passed especially when it comes to money and or more power even though particular things are or were supposed to be temporary still to this day a lot of them still happen because those entities do not want to lose funding AKA money or power. So they do everything that they can to make themselves seem or very important to not only to where they get to stay permanently but they also increase their funding. Rines and repeat.

miller187uk

AKA FOMO Joe.

PhysicalConnection80

Well I mean a central bank crypto is the same as the fiat currently in circulation. Unlimited supply and the money kings AKA central bankers can delete and create as much as they want. So of course I would go all in crypto.

OverallHearing5

Repeat after me: the us is not going to default on its debt. This big scare happens every single year. The consequences of not increasing the debt “limit” outweigh relatively small amounts of increased debt. It’s not even worth considering given it has no chance of happening at all. The media just wants you to scare you into being happy or relieved when they inevitably do raise the debt limit AKA turn on the money printer and debase the currency. You lose from money printing, the wealthy win. It’s a mind game and at the heart of why bitcoin was created.

Arcosim

>The project had soaked up $36 billion (about £30 billion) up to the end of last October I hope all that money at least helped advanced the VR and AR fields considerably. Even if VR and AR tech are a joke for the purpose Zuckerberg wanted to use them *(AKA replace business and social meetings)* they are still incredibly helpful in the skills training sector, medical and engineering visualizations, etc.

vontdman

>But in the case that BTC goes below 17k I'll reconsider my whole plan, to protect my capital. AKA buy high, sell low.

bny192677

>is some company putting a layer of abstraction over crypto to simplify the UX AKA destroying decentralization just to get mass adoption, which is definitely against the whole purpose of crypto

Giga79

>Furthermore, his own blog documented other shady businesses such as selling stereo equipment he didn’t own and then turning around and giving the buyer sub-par equipment. > >He also has some interesting disclaimers on his website for HEX, note the bit where it says "There aren't actually any coins, they're are just numbers in a distributed database. No one is actually given anything". Also from that thread. This is AKA fraud

Odysseus_Lannister

“Investing” in 99% of crypto should just be called what it is, FOMO and greed into something you don’t understand. AKA gambling.

countjah

Binance listing AKA youre money is exit liquidity. Thanks for the fees

kirtash93

SBF AKA Sideshow Bob will enjoy jail when they make him bend over to take the saop in the shower.

jelloshooter848

Aha, i just realized this system uses covenants AKA BIP119. Not without it’s controversy.

kirtash93

Gary Gensler AKA Mr Burns in alien version Jokes aside, they have already proven their incompetence.

badfishbeefcake

AKA: How the boomers turns everything to shit before dying

TNGSystems

TNG to the rescue with some context again :D Since September 2022, Safemoon has withdrawn $13.4m in funds that originated from the liquidity pools, AKA theft. https://twitter.com/SystemsTng/status/1644479311850643457 Now, John announced the tax change on 9am GMT. From that moment, up until exactly 9am GMT the following day, Safemoon saw one of the most ridiculous inorganic climbs in Crypto. In that 24hr period, there were 2,214 buys and just 142 sells. This is in the context of a consistent two week selloff immediately before this pump. My speculation: I suspect John has taken some of that $13.4m stolen from LP and used it to purchase a Crypto pump service. Doing spot checks on the wallets that have purchased Safemoon, there are some really suspect accounts. People that haven't bought or sold Safemoon in well over a year, all of a sudden they're flocking in to buy it at 10am GMT? Nah, sorry, I don't buy it.

fractalfocuser

Language is a communication protocol. That is the correct line of thinking though because communication protocols underpin shared memetic experience AKA the metaverse. It's kind of hard to not sound pretentious when you're advocating for complex thought in a conversation consisting of groupthink. "Your boos mean nothing to me..." It's hilarious that I can't talk blockchain outside blockchain forums because it's too many standard deviations from the norm, and in blockchain forums I can't talk metaverse for the same reason. Fucking social media is already the metaverse made tangible and yet here I am seeing takes that it wss "stillborn" lmao

Bunker_Beans

Buyers of 2033, AKA exit liquidity.

funkinaround

"all exchanges" I see https://cryptowat.ch/markets?types=spot&assets=pepe - Binance - OKX - KuCoin - Gate.io - Huobi - Bybit - Poloniex - Crypto.com AKA all the exchanges plagued with wash trading with generally lacking backing relationships. Exchanges not listed: - Kraken - Bitfinex - Coinbase - Bitstamp - Gemini Maybe don't trade on exchanges that list rug pull assets and also feature more than half of their trades as wash trades.

WestCrypto

From places I shouldn't. AKA: here...

DCFireGuy22

AKA Chapter 7, but insiders trying to save their ass

JamesBondMI6007

AKA They looked at the costs associated with relocating their headquarters and immediately realized that would not be a worth while endeavor. At least not in the current regulatory climate. Things would need to get way worse before they would ever seriously consider that move.

DCFireGuy22

AKA: How to lose money in both directions

Rice-Fragrant

Atlas while their debts increased, their real wages/salaries declined due to debasement on their fiat monetary debt units (AKA USD.) The USD is a token backed by DEBT and leveraged 100x with fractional reserve banking… its like playing with matches with gasoline at your feet, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

BusinessBreakfast3

I'm more than comfortable. Infinitely more comfortable than in FIAT. Yes, wallets can be accessed with infinitesimally small chance of circumstances occurring, but that's why you use a 25th word AKA a passphrase.

PenaltyFickle5699

I live by that famous Nicholas Tesla quote: \- Get rich or die Tryin AKA all in

NonTokeableFungin

Interesting thought. Trying to learn what I can in here. Now - do you mean in a Decentralized way ? Or by using 3rd Party Custodial wallets. AKA, Banks. How large a country - what population could be supported ?

Kevcky

Indeed. Legislation is luckily much more stringent than it was before. In 2008 there was a massive exposure of big financial institutions and investment firms to mortgage backed securities of which the underlying assets were the US housing market. As that bubble bursted due to subprime lending, predatory lending practices and literally just giving loans to anyone that wanted one without even checking their salaries, so did the firms that had the highest exposure to these incur massive losses which led to a global meltdown. The current banks that failed are merely a result of increase in interest rates to combat inflation (AKA the FED doing it's job) and a few banks that fucked up in their own way: * SVB took on too much liquidity risk and had too much equity stuck in longterm treasury bills which meant they could not honour the high number of withdrawals of its clients (who were mainly in tech, an industry that generally does not cope well with high interest rates) * First Republic business model revolved around low interest rates and got hit hard with the rate hikes * For Signature Bank, FDIC mainly put the root cause on bad management. Plenty of info on that available as well * Then there is Crédit Suisse... which is a whole different story on its own. So yeah.. All is well when printer goes brrrr and money is cheap. But as money is starting to get more expensive, so does it reveal which actors in our economy are mismanaged.

masstransience

Depends on what you’re reading but usually with the US market it’s the Federal Open Market Committee AKA the Fed.

Sporesword

This just in: Mastercard is run by people that know a good this when they see it and know how to make profit... AKA Ferengi 

kirtash93

Krilin AKA Johnny Sins is going to punish you. I am happy that my post was a inspiration for you u/Vivid-Protection5194

cj_sloan

"privacy risk" AKA we don't want anyone to know who our backers are..

Giggla44

Most dont wana admit it, but this is pretty much the plan to all, but most fail and buy high sell low and so on, its not that easy to hit the top or the bottom, those who fail end up going "heh i didnt wana sell im a hodler" its a nice way to pretend you didnt fail. If anyone tell you they throwing money into crypto and dont expect gains is shiz talkers deluxe, if you manage to buy low sell high you succeeded against the odds, as crypto shouldnt drop and raise as high as it does, its basicly the ultra rich that manipulate the market and they need the bagholders AKA us, buying low and selling high is you winning over them. Use crypto as a investment, buy and sell smart and dont be fanatical.

paladin68

Actually fighting over 3rd place, AKA table scraps...

DrakharD

We call that fractional banking AKA business as usual unfortunately.

Zarathustra_d

AKA, insiders losing advantage to the free sharing of information.

kirtash93

They already sold their souls to the gov AKA devil and be their puppets.

Arcosim

> The unknown individual AKA the CIA.

Numerous-Kitchen-774

Pseudonymous =/= Anonymous. No, that's not the whole appeal. What makes it cencorship-restitant is it's decentralization. There is no central entity in control of the network, no entity deciding which transactions are allowed and which aren't. If they fit within the bounds of the protocol, and have fheir fees paid, the transaction will go through no matter what. No matter who approves or disapproves of the transaction. There are a couple reasons it's better than gold: For one it's impossible to [fake](https://preview.redd.it/this-10-troy-oz-gold-bar-is-filled-with-tungsten-and-v0-6ac9qxawwbpa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0799c81d70fd557c951f53a6a06d147c880e1f7c). You can either recieve bitcoin, or not. Second is it's divisibility, as you know one bitcoin can be divided into 100m individual sats, and this allows for transaction on both large and miniscule amounts. On the Lightning Network fees are so low they are charged in fractions of a single satoshi, so we're already dividing sats too. Third is it's portability. You can send and receive payments instantly, anywhere in the world as long as you have an internet connection. Gold, not so much unless you are trabsferring the electronic deed to the gold, which brings me on to: It's security. If you, and only you have access to your bitcoin private key, then nobody else would ever be able to spend your UTXOs AKA steal your bitcoin. It cannot be taken from you. Gold can be stolen from you in your sleep, but words memorized in your head cannot.

Hystereseeb

Technically you're wrong. Functionally you are wrong in many respects, too. There's more scrutiny with brokerages, I'll give you that, but not a whole lot when it's all said and done. Regardless... I'm going to include some more information here not for you, of course, because you won't ever admit that the *facts* are against you, but for other readers with some semblance of reason and understanding - as well as the understanding that the larger Wall Street network is filled with liars and frauds. >Cede ***technically owns all of the publicly issued stock in the United States.*** Thus, investors do not themselves hold direct property rights in stock, but rather have contractual rights that are part of a chain of contractual rights involving Cede. Holding with a brokerage is also known as having your shares in "street name." More [here](https://www.nasdaq.com/glossary/s/street-name). >Registration under which securities maybe held by a broker on behalf of a client but be registered in the name of the Wall Street firm. More from [investor.gov](https://www.investor.gov/what-registered-owner-what-beneficial-owner) here: >* A registered owner or record holder holds shares directly with the company. ... AKA using the Direct Registration System AKA having shares "DRSed." >* A beneficial owner holds shares indirectly, through a bank or broker-dealer. Beneficial owners holding their shares at a broker-dealer or bank are sometimes said to be holding shares in “street name.” The majority of U.S investors own their securities this way. If you don't use the [Direct Registration System](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_holding_system) then your shares ARE NOT -- unequivocally -- registered under your name and with the company in question. Full stop. Period. Done.

DrakharD

AKA Choke point 2.0 It's going to explode into their face sooner or later. Another administration will have a lot of work to fix all the bad moves.

NoRugPlz

You missed Alex Mashinsky, AKA **Merch Master**. * Special ability: Lucrative interest rates * Weakness: Accredited investors

seaourfreed

Satoshi Nakamoto. AKA "Nakamoto, SAtoshi" to his friends. Or NSA for shorter.

Hawke64

AKA the designated character for your little brother

deathbyfish13

Laszlo Hanyecz, AKA **Pizza Guy**. * Special ability: Generating hype for adoption. * Weakness: Pizza.

ThrillingTurtle

FADE IN: EXT. NEW YORK CITY - DAY The city is bustling with people going about their day. Suddenly, the sky darkens, and a giant shadow covers the city. The camera pans up to reveal Elon Musk, AKA Doge Daddy, on a giant spaceship shaped like a Doge coin. DOGE DADDY: "Attention, citizens of Earth! Your crypto overlords have arrived!" Cut to Satoshi Nakamoto, AKA Satoshi Nakamoto, in a secret underground bunker. He receives an alert on his computer. SATOSHI NAKAMOTO: "It's happening." Cut to Vitalik Buterin, AKA The Prodigy, sitting in front of a computer screen, analyzing the situation. THE PRODIGY: "We need to act fast. Musk is summoning an army of Doge shills to promote his latest scam coin." Cut to Michael Saylor, AKA Michael Whaler, in his office, holding a massive bag of Bitcoin. MICHAEL WHALER: "I'm ready to hold the line." Cut to Nayib Bukele, AKA El Presidente, standing at the edge of a volcano, ready to unleash his powers. EL PRESIDENTE: "This is going to get hot." Cut to Gary Gensler (Pre 2022), AKA The Educator, addressing a crowd of people about the dangers of crypto. THE EDUCATOR: "We need to educate the public about the risks involved in investing in cryptocurrency." Suddenly, the scene is interrupted by a news report. NEWS ANCHOR: "In other news, Warren Buffett, AKA The Veteran, has acquired a significant stake in several crypto companies." Cut to Warren Buffett, AKA The Veteran, sitting in his office. THE VETERAN: "I've been around long enough to know a good investment when I see one." Cut to Jim Cramer, AKA Zoltar, watching the news report. ZOLTAR: "I see great things in the future of crypto." Cut to Sam Bankman-Fried, AKA The Fraudster, walking into a bank with a briefcase full of cash. BANK TELLER: "How can I help you?" THE FRAUDSTER: "I'd like to make a deposit." Suddenly, the bank explodes, and The Fraudster disappears. Cut back to the heroes preparing for battle. SATOSHI NAKAMOTO: "We need to stop them before it's too late." THE PRODIGY: "I have a plan." MICHAEL WHALER: "Let's do this." EL PRESIDENTE: "It's time to unleash the power of the volcano." THE EDUCATOR: "Let's educate the world about the dangers of these villains." Cut to the villains, preparing for battle. DOGE DADDY: "Let's show these plebs the power of the Doge army." THE VETERAN: "I've been waiting for a challenge like this." ZOLTAR: "I see victory in our future." THE REGULATOR: "I will enforce the rules of the land." The heroes and villains face off in an epic battle, with each side unleashing their powers. Satoshi Nakamoto's unknown abilities are revealed, and he single-handedly takes down Doge Daddy's spaceship. The Prodigy solves the blockchain trilemma, weakening The Veteran's immortality. Michael Whaler holds the line against The Fraudster's disappearing act, and El Presidente unleashes a massive eruption from the volcano, taking down Zoltar. The Educator convinces the public to stop investing in crypto, causing The Regulator to lose his powers. In the end, the heroes emerge victorious, and the villains are brought to justice. Satoshi Nakamoto reveals that he had been working behind the scenes, gathering information on the villains and their plans. He thanks the heroes for their bravery and teamwork in stopping the villains' evil plans. As the heroes celebrate their victory, The Educator suggests they continue working together to educate the public about the risks and benefits of cryptocurrency. They all agree to work together and ensure that crypto is used responsibly and for the greater good. FADE OUT.

Arcosim

That's the twitter account of Taylor Monahan AKA tayvano, she knows what she's talking about.

Arcosim

Or State Sponsored Holding (AKA prison)

Alanski22

'Congratulate him' - AKA abduct him and demand all his moons for ransom.

strings___

I think the buttcoiners in the context of academia stems from the influence of group think. Often times what I get from other CS types at-least the younger ones. Is the argument that block chains make a terrible database. Which is a correct assessment given the right context. They are not understanding that merkle trees AKA a block-chain is not meant to serve as a database. but they serve as a self verifying data structure.

lever200

No dispute there! I’m saying seller listed wrong price. AKA the dreaded Fat Finger.

nzothreborn

Everyone be like DIAMOND HANDS STOP SPREADING FUD. AKA let my coins go up pls

Snowbattt

Merely 3%? AKA Just another fucking tuesday.

libretumente

AKA LTC halving pump

Illiterarian

Stupid proof. Hard to screw up. AKA save me from myself.

Lavasioux

Stellar XLM fans; Stellar #XLM Stats for Apr 17, 2023 Transactions: 2,343,616 Operations: 11,361,165 (4.85 Ops/TX Avg) Average TX Cost: 0.001193 XLM ($0.000124) 2.3 Million transactions were made on the Stellar Network today, and all of the total fees combined equal about $290 These fees are burned and sent into the locked "Galaxy Void" wallet, AKA "Shitty Twitter". This makes XLM Deflationary. Stellar has a built in Decentralized Exchange; the SDEX. SDexExplorer is a Coinmarketcap type ranking website where we can browse all the unique assets issued on Stellar. The official unofficial Stellar Slogan is... "Let's say it out loud, let's say it together; Viva la Stellar! Long live Stellar!"

Lavasioux

Stellar XLM fans; Stellar #XLM Stats for Apr 16, 2023 Transactions: 2,010,406 Operations: 12,213,443 (6.08 Ops/TX Avg) Average TX Cost: 0.002379 XLM ($0.000251) 2 Million transactions were made on the Stellar Network today, and all of the total fees combined equal about $502. These fees are burned and sent into the locked "Galaxy Void" wallet, AKA "Shitty Twitter".

Capable-Site-301

Uh oh, sounds like a correction is on the way. AKA another whale buying opportunity, manufactured by the whales themselves.

Eaterofjazzguitars

Lottery AKA optional tax

safemoonerer

“We’re moving to a V2 contract so we can cross chain” … AKA we’re withdrawing the LP and will tell you there was an exploit by a bot in the bridging process

BSDBAMF

Wow no mention of AI based cryptos like AGIX, FET, OCEAN etc. I think they will be like NFTs we’re in 2021 - AKA the next big thing.

phreakwhensees

AKA Gresham’s Law https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gresham%27s_law

butter14

AKA Monopoly has competition and daddy don't like.

The_Lombard_Fox

AKA free BTC

bny192677

>Be more beneficial listening to an ape at the local zoo AKA, random Redditor