STD

LowestCommmonDenom

Still a virgin? You’re not a loser. Broke as F? You’re not a loser. Have zero friends? Not a loser. Addicted to drugs or sedatives? Not a loser. Fat as hell? Not a loser. Got an STD? Still not a loser. Bought wormhole? You pissant are the biggest loser in American history. WTF were you thinking? Not American? You still are the the biggest loser in American history.

LowestCommmonDenom

Dude you make $200K/year and you call yourself a loser. I make $92K/year. I’m more than twice the loser you are. Being a virgin doesn’t make you a loser because you haven’t lost anything. I’m all for loss prevention. Getting an STD, that’s a loss. Paying child support or alimony, that’s a loss. Your definition of loser messes with my head. Losing sexual experiences means nothing since that’s only a state of mind and sex constantly being replenished…meaning a guy who lost his virginity at 18 and then has zero sex for the next 18 years. He will feel like a virgin all over again at 36. For other guys, 3 days will feel like that depending on your sex drive. That’s why sex is not something that can be measured. And no little or no amount can satisfy some individuals. Sex doesn’t give you joy, it only provides temporary happiness. Sorry if I sound like I’m preaching, just trying to get my point out.

Cheap-Pen-9814

Condoms...For STD security

Cream1984

If the exchange sounds like an STD, avoid

111ascendedmaster

STD chances increasing

AlexWasTakenWasTaken

Lmao no, you can read the whitepaper. They look at STD over time and simulate price scenarios that fit extreme percentile deviation.

richardto4321

And at least 1 STD

UnderFredFlintstone

It's an STD

Frogolocalypse

I'm STD free thanks.

Frogolocalypse

I'm STD free thanks.

thefindingfountai

faketoshi is the STD of my feed and bitcoin. Just embarrassing and shameful

SmoothGoing

Local is opposite of cloud. You can do local label storage; saves on your computer only. It is not a mistake per se. Trezor hardware cannot give any secrets to the computer, so there is nothing dangerous that can be uploaded to any cloud storage. It's only labels. Now.. let's say you are meticulously labeling your transactions. Would you want to upload to to dropbox a transaction label "STD pills, "abortion for Jessica2, the fat one," "hitman for Jessica1, the crazy one."

FluffyAspie

Just out of curiosity, Sol after being in so many dark and obscure places while used to fund Sam and Caroline Roman orgie’s and politics, did it give you lice or some other STD?

The_Makaira

This is the same guy who gets an STD because he thought the hooker had "honest eyes"

FluffyAspie

Meh. During the FTX Fest, SOL been in so many dark and obscure place, it will probably give you lice, STD and shady stuff. Don’t CEX.

TheHoodOG

Can't wait to give my wallet an STD

DAMG808

I second that.. i got this itch and it never failed me. (And no it's not an STD, im good thnx)

firl21

I don't know how you are calculating the Sharpe but its not 1.93. The CAGR is 30% give or take. The rfr is 4% The STD DEV of the past 4 years is 166% (2021 really screws it up) So your 4 retyrns would be 30%,326%,-57%,52% This gives you an expected return of 88% Assuming you buy in in 2019 for 8k and you go to today you have a Sharpe of 0.71 Which is a bad investment by Sharpe ratio standards.

Yautja69

And a STD

kaprrisch

STD’s

Seven_Swans7

STD BTC Fixed it

Feeling_Ad_411

Elon is like a news STD. Can’t get rid of him and he keeps flaring up.

Zeric79

"Do you accept the truth?" Is it safe to click this shit? Will I get a virtual STD?

Loopchoke-4106

As long as the was no STD at the end.

Pristine_Spinach8718

PS: *That girl Ashley you have your eyes on is not worth the STD she carries*

Background-Ad-2102

It’s like STD’s but crypto

Catwillfall

Perma-crab sounds like an STD but i do feel you..

Hawke64

I have one without funds and it probably collected every type of web3 STD

n1ghsthade

Isnt that third an STD?

TheRicFlairDrip

Moons will be the official currency of the moon, once the worlds richest settle there after earth js destroyed in a future STD apocalypse event

badfishbeefcake

I can't believe there is no coin called STD

MaximumStudent1839

You can feel the entire ecosystem is fucking leveraged up for a rally. It seems all the major traders are desperate for a summer rally like last year. At this point, anything that will help a rally will spread like STD.

rofio01

Which STD do you prefer?

fuzzyduck88

Limewire adapted… there’s actually a limewire coin now lmao. A digital STD for your computer.

Onnimation

It's like buying used underwear and it can come with a side of STD or nasty bacteria. Certain bacteria can survive for 100 years in an inert state. I wouldn't risk it.

getupforwhat

your STD?

rockiellow

Bullish on $STD

bvandepol

And a free STD! Win-win

bvandepol

A STD in three days.. I bet I beat that record

kirtash93

I once connected my USB to an infected device and get an STD. Be careful, inserting only the tip also gets you infected. #AlwaysWearLatex #BetterSafeThanSorry

duma0610

That’s called STD.

Too_raw90

The computer STD known as Limewire is spreading

Defiant-Appeal3934

What type of Pokemon is an STD?

fuzzyduck88

I just saw there’s a limewire token. I honestly thought limewire died around 20 years ago. The last time I experimented with limewire to download music I gave my computer about 14 digital STD’s and sat waiting patiently for the FBI to kick in my front door. Limewire, oh man.

eat-sleep-rave

*"Dying from a broken leg that was bitten by a snake"?* I would rather die from an STD. Just saying.

YourMomIsTooHeavy

I wouldn't touch any of those and buy ETH and BTC. But that's just my two satoshis. What the dang is XHV, sounds like an STD

mstaff388

Nope. It would be easier telling people I have an STD.

FattestLion

Gnosis sounds like the name of an STD but it is secure so it would be a good idea to get gnosis.

sarfian

STD will not spread (Shitcoin Trading Disorder)

S2K08

$STD guaranteed Q2 2023

yaroslavwwe

Unless we are talking about STD's

SilverHoard

With a name like that I expect to get an STD just by clicking on the link.

sM0k3dR4Gn

This is like STD status! Bullish

5hkmiyaru

Sounds like an STD

phatbootymeat

Justin Sun is a crypto STD

falconpunchdao

Yeah BNB chain is lousy with debauchery. You poke around in the ecosystem and might get a crypto STD.

Loose_Screw_

And that's how you get an STD kids.

SlugFunkE

I rather not get an STD from my first time lol

BlindestofMonks

You got scammed for that one tx but it doesn't mean the wallet is compromised, use revoke to ensure you didn't get any STD's and you should be okay

flak0u

True, but that happens because people connect their wallet to every random thing they find trying to get rich quick. You wouldn't connect your bank account to a random website, right? Then why do you do it with your wallet? I see this like STD. We all know they are out there, and we know how to prevent them. Still, lots of dumb people will go around sticking their things everywhere, looking for instant gratification.

DBRiMatt

Be positive! 🤞 Unless its a virus of STD

jadedhomeowner

You got an STD - a standard tipping demo. Pay it forward.

Mjrket

Not even a call from my ex saying she has STD would turn my mood down after these last couple of days

nmolanog

are you also comfortable with STD's? is the natural outcome of drugs and hookers, no matter if you are rich or poor. bitcoin cannot fix that lmao

timelesssmidgen

As an STD doctor crabs are my bread and butter. Weird that they taste good with bread and butter as well.

jooro_a

Elon will be back, he is one stubborn STD

OneThatNoseOne

That and ETH is burning like an STD.

Hawke64

Can't wait to mint my first NFT STD

_cipherunknown

Just like an STD

BlindestofMonks

They might need another plot of land for the STD clinic

eat-sleep-rave

Does Crabs STD count?

keysbliss

Only way to go. Either the moon or death by overdose or STD

I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

I checked him, he doesn't have any STD, schizophrenia tho 😓

Ofulinac

Uff that pun gave me an STD

why_rob_y

I'm not a psychologist, but I diagnose celebrities and people in the news as well as redditors all the time, so I'll take a stab at it. I think he's a sociopathic narcissist with borderline personality disorder, you should cut him out of your life and get an STD test. Screenshot all his texts, get a lawyer, and change your locks.

Perfect_Ability_1190

Hope it’s STD free

elsphinc

Followed by $STD

jakoltwink1998

It's STD at this point. It'll stay no matter what you throw at it

KBtrae

I don’t know why Uni holders would be interested in this. My uninformed theory is CZ is trying to ditch the scamcoin image his chain has. No one feels *good* using pancake swap. But Uni has a better image in the crypto space. Uniswap users would be more apt to swap BSC coins knowing they are using a DEX that won’t give them an STD.

New_Accident_4909

You'd probably get NFT STD if you touched it xD

N0tMac

My life is boring and my portfolio is so stagnant that sometimes I wish I contracted an STD to spice things up.

Electrical_Potato_21

The black eye hurts, but as much as we got screwed this year, we might also wanna check for an STD.

Mr_HODL

All those STD rumours are just FUD. I can't show you the audited results, but trust me, I'm clean

stink_bot

No STD's to worry about for those 33%

xmlify

Go Paco! Promoting both Bitcoin and STD safety in one short vid.

twholst

Well not everything, herpes for example wouldn’t or any other STD he managed to pick up in his four days in prison lol

GeminiLanding

Ngl I had to look up “hooker’s green”. Wasn’t sure if you were eluding to an STD or…🙃

ArchmageXin

AUP is like going to the doctor but only check your hearing--yes, your ears is fine, but you could have 5 STD and boob cancer at the same time.

MostlyPseudonymous

It sounds like an STD.

dirtyglassestoday

My dick is itchy and stinky stuff comes out of it, you think i may have a STD?

FucktheCaball

I agree. It’s like picking a STD you just have to pick the one that’s going to fuck you the least

LordOfTrubbish

To be fair to the wife, her boyfriend was *pissed* over the STD thing.

sgtlark

"candid" is not and adjective I'd use in the same sentence with "SBF" unless it's being referred to an STD

bingorunner

This is like hooking up with someone with chlamydia once b/c it’s a mild STD

SirCoffee1429

I dont know why but this reminds me of a news story from around my hometown that I read about this girl that sued her boyfriends car insurance company after having sex with him in his car and getting an STD.

pgowdy13

Thanks for spending the time to express your opinion. I am genuine. I’m trying to underhand how the future of BTC will play out and reach widespread adoption. It’s a really paranoid take to assume I’m being paid to write honest, non-combative, well intentioned questions. If the biggest fraud of all time I’m the space just took place, doesn’t it make sense that people might re-examine things and make sure they have a good understanding of fundamentals? Even if they weren’t affected? To extend your STD analogy, it makes sense for me to understand how STDs work so that I can avoid getting them, right? I don’t think it’s as simple as you’re making it, and I imagine there will need to be some technological conveniences built in the self custody space to enable “normies” to see the value proposition. Maybe we don’t have foresight to see what that looks like, yet.

MonsieurReynard

STD is poised for a bull run! But I'm in it for the technology.

01dB0y

Use a very nasty STD picture, those with blue and purple tones.

gotchock

Instructions unclear, I now have a STD

igadjeed

> It feels like BTC is two steps forward and one step back > it's probably not well understood A lot of us assume that it's easy to find, read and understand the first-page justification in the Bitcoin white paper https://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf > Commerce on the Internet has come to rely almost exclusively on financial institutions serving as trusted third parties to process electronic payments. While the system works well enough for most transactions, it still suffers from the inherent weaknesses of the trust based model. Completely non-reversible transactions are not really possible, since financial institutions cannot avoid mediating disputes. The cost of mediation increases transaction costs, limiting the minimum practical transaction size and cutting off the possibility for small casual transactions, and there is a broader cost in the loss of ability to make non-reversible payments for non-reversible services. With the possibility of reversal, the need for trust spreads. Merchants must be wary of their customers, hassling them for more information than they would otherwise need. A certain percentage of fraud is accepted as unavoidable. These costs and payment uncertainties can be avoided in person by using physical currency, but no mechanism exists to make payments over a communications channel without a trusted party This says Bitcoin is one step forward. Before Bitcoin, the parties to an in-person transaction could choose physical cash to avoid the baggage imposed by centralized payment gateways (they're the real 2 steps back) Bitcoin provides an equivalent choice for on-line transactions. That's a step forward because there was no choice previously As for the hoarding thing (for what it's worth) Bitcoin is a choice which is equivalent to stuffing a mattress with cash, but doesn't have the physical volume that cash has, so it's more portable. That's also one step forward > self custody DOES have some downsides compared to banks A bank can hold your hand and reset your lost password. A thief can impersonate you and get your bank to reset your password. Or a thief can impersonate your bank with a copycat Web page and a "please confirm your password now" email. These theft risks are caused by the imaginary benefits you're lauding. Bitcoin has different risks, but they're easier to manage, because the owner is responsible. After all, when we were growing up, we were all taught to look after our things Originally, Bitcoin was really easy to look after. Make a backup of a wallet file. Make a fresh backup whenever new addresses were allocated. But people wanted the right to be lazy, blamed Bitcoin for their losses when they procrastinated on making timely backups. Now, a Bitcoin wallet can be looked after simply by writing a list of words on paper - no electronic backups, no need to make new backups when new addresses are allocated. Once only, write some words on paper And yet, that's too hard because it doesn't have a help desk --- I was making the point that you're not genuine because you're repeating the same non-issue bullet points which I've read every day since FTX collapsed The real question to ask your paymaster is why he so desperately wants to discourage people from withdrawing their coins from exchanges. It's not just because that exchange is fractional, not liquid enough to survive a withdrawal run It is becoming more clear every day that FTX is part of a group which shared coin liquidity, and that entire group now has less liquidity because their second largest member collapsed. The buzzword in the cryptocurrency blogs is "contagion". But it's really the type of infection where everybody at a party contracts the same STD One more step forward for Bitcoin