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Much 💞 much WoW 💜❤️ love is FREE 💗 fall in it! AMEN 🙌 💎
I'm bout to serve it up HoTT Robbie of the hood... Shout-out to AIIOT AMEN 🙏
Not music 🎶 but harmonious truths 💎 AMEN 💎
Can I Get an AMEN! Dropped 6.8% today!
AMEN FAM can't resist put it up! 💕 y'all much love much WoW ❤️
AVCT Question, I am inexperienced in stocks or financial terms can anyone explain what the article is saying?
BBBY is still at a discount right now
AMEN! BABY UP 50% week to date. let's go to 420% no ban please I'm TEAM 💯💎⚔️👋💯
AMEN ❤️💜🚀 love the Ladies ❣️ they produce our future
AMEN 🙏💪💘. my play AM is $LFT calls 💠 Netflix puts and this morning ⭕
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These are words to live by! If you’re not a preacher you should definitely think about making the switch!!! AMEN! Or whatever the hell said person’s religion hollers! 🤣
It’s full of boomer tards clicking on AI ads and typing AMEN below a picture of Jesus in a hospital bed with 3 legs
Rise RDDT, Rise RDDT! If any big players feeling charitable today. Please help. I need RDDT price to land $270 today. In Jesus name, AMEN.
Market gods pls allow our first trade to be green to start off the year AMEN BROTHERS
#BROTHERS AND SISTERS, CAN I GET AN AMEN? 🙏 The AI BULL MARKET SHALL CONTINUE 📈🤖🔥 When the doubters cry “BUBBLE!” 😱🫧 When the weak sell in fear 📉😰 We lift our hands and shout HALLELUJAH 🙌🙌 We KEEP BUYING 💰💵 We DO NOT LOOK BACK 🚫👀 HALLELUJAH 🙏📈🤖 AND AMEN ⛪🔥
Can we get an AMEN for HOOD RDDT GME please !!
Dear options gods, please make my calls return back to breakeven. I don't even want profit. AMEN
About a year ago when I left it was a non-stop flood of pictures of Scarlett Johansson and Jesus rescuing flood victims with the comments filled with boomers(and bots?) going AMEN
#Time for nightly bull prayer 🙏🏾 #LAAAWD, we come before you this blessed mornin’, hands trembling on the mouse and hearts full of hope! 🙌 Bless our portfolios with green, Father—let the charts rise like Lazarus and the profits flow like holy water! Deliver us from the red candles of despair and the margin calls of temptation! And when that opening bell rings, let every trader shout, “HALLELUJAH, BUY THE DIP!” 📈🔥 #AMEN LMAO👨🏾🤌🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
#Reverend Bearhunter: “I say unto thee — if your portfolio be red, do not weep, do not panic, for every red candle is merely a prelude to green salvation!” AMEN! LMAO🤌
# I'm losing less and less every single day # It's not that I'm getting better, my portfolio is just shrinking and losing value # AMEN 🙏
Sold my calls for the day, now need some plays for tomorrow. Still down 20k from my ath, despite being green. May the lord help me get that cash and defeat rhe bears, AMEN 🙏🙏🤲🤲🛐🛐
#Reverend Bear Hunter: 🗣️ “Well HALLELUJAH and GLORY TO THE TENDIES, my portfolio people! 🙌📈 I said—HALLELUJAH! For the market was red in the mornin’, but the Lord turned it green by the close! Can I get an AMEN from the HODLers in the house!?” #🎤 Crowd: “AMEN!!!”
Our Father V, who art in Fed Hallowed be thy name Thy memes are fire Thy calls are yours, as it is in market Give us this day, our calls may print And forgive our dumb plays As we forgive those bears For they are gay 🐻🌈 And lead us not into port zero But deliver us from regarded mods AMEN
Even thought we walk throught the valley of the shadow and death, we shall have no fear of 🏳️🌈🐻 !! AMEN !!
Ok we are almost ready for an epic V. Now it all depends on the EU boiz in 2hrs. If they wake up, see Nikkei/Kospi -3% (and didnt realize they were -5% at some point) and see red futes (not realizing we are up almost 0.90% from the bottom), and they starting panicking and selling off - as europoors always do - they can cuck the last 5hrs of liquidity provided by asia. So i guess, if theres is a G-d in this stock market, pls, hear my plea, europoors for once, pls pls dont sell. AMEN
#🔥🎤 Yessirrrr! Can I get an AMEN from the front row, the back row, and even the ushers in the parking lot to make sure that Sister Johnson's calls print next week?! #“AMEN!!!” 🙌🏾🙌🏼🙌🏿 #LMAO🤌🏾🧓🏾👆🏾
In ancient Mesopotamia, they would sacrifice pure untouched virgins to appease the Gods in order to increase crops and generate wealthy for their community. In 2026, we sacrificed the BYND accoustic bagholders to the stock market to get QQQ to pump 1.63%, two days in a row. AMEN.
CAN WE DROP freaky ahhh TESLER, GIVE ME AN AMEN
AMEN bro! with You! Holdign for your LAMBO. I h don't have enogh for LAMBO, maybe I will get a civic :p
AMEN and HALLELUJAH lol! Honestly, I'm feeling $8 by Thursday!
AMEN. Cuckifornia full of sinners LMAO 🤌
AMEN brother. Enjoy them while they last
Please MM Gods have mercy on my over leveraged Calls AMEN
AMEN TO THAT! AMEN TO THAT!!!! PS BUY THAT DIP BABY!!! Anyone have leads? Where we buying ???
I just need another 1100% return and I can quit my job, please god 🙏 ill slob on the holy knob AMEN
#“Can I get an amen for those who bought at the top?” #Crowd: “AMEN!” 🙌 #“And can I get a hallelujah for those diamond hands that turned into paper napkins?” #Crowd: “HALLELUJAH!” 💎➡️🧻 #LMAO🤌🙏🏾
thank you for finally breaking out of hell META, please continue to show strength and maintain support above these levels, AMEN
JPOW!, DELIVER UNTO US FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND THE ABILITY TO PURSUE HIGHLY REGARDED STOCKS. AMEN. 35mins till black Thursday (not in reference to Jerome)
Dude AMEN. Think I’m gonna get rid of 95% of my holdings in it
#Reverend Bear Hunter: 🗣️ “Well HALLELUJAH and GLORY TO THE TENDIES, my portfolio people! 🙌📈 I said—HALLELUJAH! For the market was red in the mornin’, but the Lord turned it green by the close! Can I get an AMEN from the HODLers in the house!?” #🎤 Crowd: “AMEN!!!”
#Brothers and sisters in Christ, can I get an AMEN for bols who died today? 🙏🏾⛪ LMAO🤌🏾
#Time for sunday night prayer 🙏🏾 #LAAAWD, we come before you this Monday mornin’, hands trembling on the mouse and hearts full of hope! 🙌 Bless our portfolios with green, Father—let the charts rise like Lazarus and the profits flow like holy water! Deliver us from the red candles of despair and the margin calls of temptation! And when that opening bell rings, let every trader shout, “HALLELUJAH, BUY THE DIP!” 📈🔥 #AMEN LMAO👨🏾🤌🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
#🔥🎤 Yessirrrr! “Can I get an AMEN from the front row, the back row, and even the ushers in the parking lot to make sure that Sister Johnson's calls print next week?!” #“AMEN!!!” 🙌🏾🙌🏼🙌🏿 #LMAO🤌🏾🧓🏾👆🏾
#Can I get an Amen from the congregation of Diamond Hands?! #See, the bear market came prowlin’, claws out, maulin’ our gains, draggin’ our 401(k)s down into the valley of margin calls… ohhh but I’m here to tell you, the BEAR is just a season, but the BULL—ohhh the BULL—is eternal! #The Bull don’t crawl, the Bull don’t sneak, the Bull don’t whimper—NO, the Bull CHARGES! The Bull tramples! The Bull takes your little $5 Tesla stock and turns it into a Model Y with leather seats, heated steering wheel, AND autopilot! Somebody shout GLORY! #AMEN LMAO🤌
Just like Jesus. I was trying Satan for a while, but then he boned me when I bought (10) 666 SPY calls today at lunch for 90 dollars. Long story short, I lost 90 dollars today and am now back on the side of the Judean Hippie because Satan betrayed me. What a fucking bitch. AMEN.
#🥭 cancelled rapture today. Struck deal with GOD himself. Humans to invest $50Q into heaven. AMEN. 🙏
Everyone let's give a prayer for CAVA to hit $100 again (down 35% on CAVA because earnings cooked me) AMEN
AMEN! I'm loving this. I wish I had more money.
UNH passing 333.33, the holy spirit is about to lift this to the heavens AMEN
Dear god please let $open close above $6 today so I don’t get assigned on these puts. AMEN 🙏
AMEN, and honestly indian chicks are kinda scary and the family drama is ferocious. theyre hot, can be caring, but so damn stressful. im surprised i havent gotten early gray hairs from them.
Through the power of Christ I demand you AMD to close up 6% today. I DEMAND IT. AMEN.
Was a Summer Intern during Junior and Senior years in college. Spent my senior year on the Floor at my Firm's Booth. Next to our BOOTH was Paine Webber and Art Cashin. I probably spent more time listening to him than the guys in our Booth. The Men in our Booth were brilliant, But, Mr. Cashen was the next level. I did get an offer right after graduation to be a Junior on the Prop desk, and I took it. Made it a Point at least once every quarter until I retired to have dinner with Mr. Cashin at Bobby Vans . He could talk the hands off a clock but it wasn't BS. You can't learn what he knew from any AI program. I learned feeling the market, understanding buy and sell volume towards close, who and what was BS, the list goes on and on. Traded on the Prop Desk for 10 years until they shut it down, then was a Rates trader for the next 15 yrs. Retired MD of the desk. And the defining moment of my career is when Mr. Cashin came to our Office( we were the enemy) and congratulated me on the promotion. We went to Bobby Vans that night and celebrated all on his DIME. When Webber became UBS we didn't see much of each other, except for the occasional Holiday Drink. Mr.Cashen passed away 2024 and the young age of 83 and was still the GENERAL of THE FLOOR. AMEN and GOd Bless
The flood of shitty AI images filled with comments going AMEN from empty accounts is a bit of a dead giveaway. By the time I dumped my account I was pretty much exclusively seeing posts from pages I wasn't following regardless of what I did. I wasn't interacting with them, I was hitting "hide" or whatever on each one. Didn't work, told everyone "deactivating but messenger is still on, peace out", and here we are. I did however permanently delete my Instagram/Threads though because I never used those anyway.
#by the grace of god, AMEN. 🙏
AMEN. Exactly what I've been thinking everytime I see some ignorant comment about the dollar. It fluctuates people and always has.
Now you want to allow the illiterate, economically functionally stupid, half-witted, simple-minded, would you like that in plastic or paper workers, to not be able to drive their F-150s and Cadillacs to Walmart. That is a strikingly brilliant idea. Now if you could convince those MORONS to stay with-in their means I would nominate you for the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel" award or the John Bates Clark Medal. AMEN and thank you
Don’t feel bad. Turned 2k to 32k in 2 weeks and lost it all in 2 weeks lol. Criminal trum took control of the market and the normal method i made money stopped working due to his manipulation . I should have been patient and changed my strategy and been less aggressive. Live and learn. I’ll get it again GOD WILLING IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME AMEN!!! Build it slow and be patient since this fool is unpredictable
Our Gold who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy gains. Thy brightness come, thy shine be done, On Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us today our daily gains, And forgive us our past trading sessions. AMEN
https://preview.redd.it/1tuc5xz8m45f1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b257197b1d2f25034687eccfd19b402cd27c2d94 The prophecy was wrong….his cheeks were clapped. May we have an AMEN for our brother here. Coreweave to the moon in the next two months when GPT 5 releases!!🚀🚀🚀🚀
If you really knew who I am you would be able to look up on JSTOR and read the Studies that I and a Co-worker have written and published on Risk Management. One in particular on the Failure of Risk Management mitigating the Colossal MBS debacle. AMEN and make a fortune trading CRUMBS
We had a saying at GOLDIE- Kiss my ass in Macy's window on any day of the week..AMEN