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Much π much WoW πβ€οΈ love is FREE π fall in it! AMEN π π
AMEN affect ππ in full affect π
I'm bout to serve it up HoTT Robbie of the hood... Shout-out to AIIOT AMEN π
Not music πΆ but harmonious truths π AMEN π
Can I Get an AMEN! Dropped 6.8% today!
AMEN ππ ππ―π¦π¦π¦π‘οΈ
AMEN FAM can't resist put it up! π y'all much love much WoW β€οΈ
AVCT Question, I am inexperienced in stocks or financial terms can anyone explain what the article is saying?
BBBY is still at a discount right now
AMEN! BABY UP 50% week to date. let's go to 420% no ban please I'm TEAM π―πβοΈππ―
AMEN β€οΈππ love the Ladies β£οΈ they produce our future
AMEN ππͺπ. my play AM is $LFT calls π Netflix puts and this morning β
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AMEN and HALLELUJAH lol! Honestly, I'm feeling $8 by Thursday!
AMEN. Cuckifornia full of sinners LMAO π€
AMEN brother. Enjoy them while they last
Please MM Gods have mercy on my over leveraged Calls AMEN
AMEN TO THAT! AMEN TO THAT!!!! PS BUY THAT DIP BABY!!! Anyone have leads? Where we buying ???
I just need another 1100% return and I can quit my job, please god π ill slob on the holy knob AMEN
#βCan I get an amen for those who bought at the top?β #Crowd: βAMEN!β π #βAnd can I get a hallelujah for those diamond hands that turned into paper napkins?β #Crowd: βHALLELUJAH!β πβ‘οΈπ§» #LMAOπ€ππΎ
thank you for finally breaking out of hell META, please continue to show strength and maintain support above these levels, AMEN
JPOW!, DELIVER UNTO US FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND THE ABILITY TO PURSUE HIGHLY REGARDED STOCKS. AMEN. 35mins till black Thursday (not in reference to Jerome)
Dude AMEN. Think Iβm gonna get rid of 95% of my holdings in it
#Reverend Bear Hunter: π£οΈ βWell HALLELUJAH and GLORY TO THE TENDIES, my portfolio people! ππ I saidβHALLELUJAH! For the market was red in the morninβ, but the Lord turned it green by the close! Can I get an AMEN from the HODLers in the house!?β #π€ Crowd: βAMEN!!!β
#Brothers and sisters in Christ, can I get an AMEN for bols who died today? ππΎβͺ LMAOπ€πΎ
#Time for sunday night prayer ππΎ #LAAAWD, we come before you this Monday morninβ, hands trembling on the mouse and hearts full of hope! π Bless our portfolios with green, Fatherβlet the charts rise like Lazarus and the profits flow like holy water! Deliver us from the red candles of despair and the margin calls of temptation! And when that opening bell rings, let every trader shout, βHALLELUJAH, BUY THE DIP!β ππ₯ #AMEN LMAOπ¨πΎπ€πΎππΎππΎππΎ
#π₯π€ Yessirrrr! βCan I get an AMEN from the front row, the back row, and even the ushers in the parking lot to make sure that Sister Johnson's calls print next week?!β #βAMEN!!!β ππΎππΌππΏ #LMAOπ€πΎπ§πΎππΎ
#Can I get an Amen from the congregation of Diamond Hands?! #See, the bear market came prowlinβ, claws out, maulinβ our gains, dragginβ our 401(k)s down into the valley of margin callsβ¦ ohhh but Iβm here to tell you, the BEAR is just a season, but the BULLβohhh the BULLβis eternal! #The Bull donβt crawl, the Bull donβt sneak, the Bull donβt whimperβNO, the Bull CHARGES! The Bull tramples! The Bull takes your little $5 Tesla stock and turns it into a Model Y with leather seats, heated steering wheel, AND autopilot! Somebody shout GLORY! #AMEN LMAOπ€
Just like Jesus. I was trying Satan for a while, but then he boned me when I bought (10) 666 SPY calls today at lunch for 90 dollars. Long story short, I lost 90 dollars today and am now back on the side of the Judean Hippie because Satan betrayed me. What a fucking bitch. AMEN.
#π₯ cancelled rapture today. Struck deal with GOD himself. Humans to invest $50Q into heaven. AMEN. π
Everyone let's give a prayer for CAVA to hit $100 again (down 35% on CAVA because earnings cooked me) AMEN
AMEN! I'm loving this. I wish I had more money.
UNH passing 333.33, the holy spirit is about to lift this to the heavens AMEN
Dear god please let $open close above $6 today so I donβt get assigned on these puts. AMEN π
AMEN, and honestly indian chicks are kinda scary and the family drama is ferocious. theyre hot, can be caring, but so damn stressful. im surprised i havent gotten early gray hairs from them.
Through the power of Christ I demand you AMD to close up 6% today. I DEMAND IT. AMEN.
Was a Summer Intern during Junior and Senior years in college. Spent my senior year on the Floor at my Firm's Booth. Next to our BOOTH was Paine Webber and Art Cashin. I probably spent more time listening to him than the guys in our Booth. The Men in our Booth were brilliant, But, Mr. Cashen was the next level. I did get an offer right after graduation to be a Junior on the Prop desk, and I took it. Made it a Point at least once every quarter until I retired to have dinner with Mr. Cashin at Bobby Vans . He could talk the hands off a clock but it wasn't BS. You can't learn what he knew from any AI program. I learned feeling the market, understanding buy and sell volume towards close, who and what was BS, the list goes on and on. Traded on the Prop Desk for 10 years until they shut it down, then was a Rates trader for the next 15 yrs. Retired MD of the desk. And the defining moment of my career is when Mr. Cashin came to our Office( we were the enemy) and congratulated me on the promotion. We went to Bobby Vans that night and celebrated all on his DIME. When Webber became UBS we didn't see much of each other, except for the occasional Holiday Drink. Mr.Cashen passed away 2024 and the young age of 83 and was still the GENERAL of THE FLOOR. AMEN and GOd Bless
The flood of shitty AI images filled with comments going AMEN from empty accounts is a bit of a dead giveaway. By the time I dumped my account I was pretty much exclusively seeing posts from pages I wasn't following regardless of what I did. I wasn't interacting with them, I was hitting "hide" or whatever on each one. Didn't work, told everyone "deactivating but messenger is still on, peace out", and here we are. I did however permanently delete my Instagram/Threads though because I never used those anyway.
#by the grace of god, AMEN. π
AMEN. Exactly what I've been thinking everytime I see some ignorant comment about the dollar. It fluctuates people and always has.
Now you want to allow the illiterate, economically functionally stupid, half-witted, simple-minded, would you like that in plastic or paper workers, to not be able to drive their F-150s and Cadillacs to Walmart. That is a strikingly brilliant idea. Now if you could convince those MORONS to stay with-in their means I would nominate you for the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel" award or the John Bates Clark Medal. AMEN and thank you
Donβt feel bad. Turned 2k to 32k in 2 weeks and lost it all in 2 weeks lol. Criminal trum took control of the market and the normal method i made money stopped working due to his manipulation . I should have been patient and changed my strategy and been less aggressive. Live and learn. Iβll get it again GOD WILLING IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME AMEN!!! Build it slow and be patient since this fool is unpredictable
Our Gold who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy gains. Thy brightness come, thy shine be done, On Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us today our daily gains, And forgive us our past trading sessions. AMEN
https://preview.redd.it/1tuc5xz8m45f1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b257197b1d2f25034687eccfd19b402cd27c2d94 The prophecy was wrongβ¦.his cheeks were clapped. May we have an AMEN for our brother here. Coreweave to the moon in the next two months when GPT 5 releases!!ππππ
If you really knew who I am you would be able to look up on JSTOR and read the Studies that I and a Co-worker have written and published on Risk Management. One in particular on the Failure of Risk Management mitigating the Colossal MBS debacle. AMEN and make a fortune trading CRUMBS
We had a saying at GOLDIE- Kiss my ass in Macy's window on any day of the week..AMEN
If you are carrying an ongoing balance because of everyday spending, it's called HOSED. Exactly to your scenario....AMEN
So you had 5K to Gamble because you're a BIG TIME winner in the market. AND, the 20% annual interest charge didn't warrant you taking that 5K and saving that interest charge. Total return on trade is taxable and Interest Charge is not. This is what I love about WALL STREET HACKS, some think they are 2 steps ahead of the game, but in REALITY 10 steps behind. This is why there is a push in the Educational System to have Financial Literacy classes as early as the 5th grade. AMEN
The people shopping at WMT, and who probably voted for him, are going to get exactly what they deserve. Higher pricing, fewer services, they'll get their $500 tax break ( just like last time), credit card rates will remain in the 20's, mortgage rates will remain around 7% ( so they'll live in their OLD Double wide forever) , and the only thing they will achieve is- poorer, no medical coverage, EDUCATIONAL Standard will be lower, and they'll be happy because he said so. AMEN,.. Bless you Heart
Please god just once in my life let me win I need it AMEN
What in the name of our lord and savior Jesus christ is Happening?! (SAY AMEN)
Ok this is nice. Remind me of bioshock infinite lmao (ye i know its the other way around). AMEN
"It makes no sense unless Canada is a State" AMEN
Can I get an AMEN?!? ππ»
AMEN. Also it would be nice to have republicans think "oh a democrat was elected what can we do to help the country", as opposed to "We will do everything in our power to keep anything good from happening.
AMEN. Also it would be nice to have republicans think "oh a democrat was elected what can we do to help the country", as opposed to "We will do everything in our power to keep anything good from happening.
Look bears. Weβll see a lot more super crashes the economy is weak and crumbling. Patience. Okay both sides just for those tweet moments where he gets βjitteryβ. Salvation is upon us. AMEN.
Damn straight spitting nothing but hard truth right here! And the congregation says βAMEN!β
Dear Lord give strength and protect our country! There is an idiot trying to destroy it!!! AMEN
I turned 2k into 17k thanks to JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AMEN!!! Using Trump as the catalyst
It's time for the market to realize that Tesler is just not him. TSLA dropping should not cause the rest of the MAG7 to drop also.  AMEN
Iβm getting really sick of seeing people be mean to Elon. He is doing all of this out of the kindness of his heart and getting nothing in return. We should all wish to be him one day. AMEN!!
It's pathetic is what it is. These people want to get rich so bad they will buy and sell whenever someone with a keyboard tells them. Imagine going and putting in a sell order without verifying any DD some bozo π€‘ posted negatively. We literally just had a meeting approving all the proposals , for better or worse but to just post this a week later and have people react to it like it's new news. Its just a joke. I'm in for 12000 @ 0.56. This group of people needs to grow a set of nuts or get out of here. AMEN
AMEN ππΌ!!!!!!
Lowe's will make new lows PUTS SAYS THE LORD AMEN.