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How to know, when or if something will squeeze and how long it will take from what I’ve learned the last few years studying them.
Looks like the auto bubble's finally popping! KMX and CVNA keep struggling until sales prices strengthen
It's been quite the six figure (several) ride down over the past year. No one tells you it gets faster as you get closer to zero. Inherited
Been quite the 6 figure (several) ride down this year. No one tells you it goes faster as you get closer to zero
$FSK is primed to break into a sizeable squeeze based on supply and demand of shares alone... most relevant data is included below
Looks like we might be getting ready for takeoff over at BYND
3 Meme Stocks that Have Nowhere to Go But Down in 2024
2024 Shorting Ideas - Companies that has exposure to used car market
“The used-vehicle market for this year is expected to finish just below last year’s performance” $CVNA
+551.15% on 2 shares or CVNA… I should have bought more back in January
Highest short interest stocks today $FSR $BYND $UPST $CVNA
Highest short interest stocks today $FSR $BYND $UPST $CVNA
WBUY and MLGO: Exhibits #1,001 and #1,002 on why you stay away from shitty Asian small cap IPOs
I made a post on here about CVNA before it shot up
CarMax is the Carvana nobody knows about. CVNA is destined for bankruptcy.
1.5 year follow-up on buying the dip on pandemic stocks
CVNA earnings call. Thoughts anyone? Possible squeeze?
Everything you need to know about ROKU earnings here
ABNB Earnings Alert: Everything you need to know 🚀🔥
$CVNA - Best Strategy for Near Term Vol and Long Term Bankruptcy
Experts bullish on a shitty company like $CVNA.. then ill do the opposite
Kerrisdale Capitol continued fraud
Serious inquiry, any solid exact moves this week
$NVAX short squeeze setup similar to $CVNA
Carvana ($CVNA) On Main Short Squeeze Radar
CVNA improved 3rd quarter outlook. Really?
CVNA over $40 or under $4 in the next 10 days?
Infinite Money Hack for 0dtes
Do you like money, of course you do, you're poor.
Up $55K in one trade, pay for college or back into options?
Is anyone playing/buying company x post
The Week Before: How News Impacted Stock Prices
Well hopefully CVNA goes bankrupt or ima be even more fucked.
$SIRI 42K Loss | Switched to $AMC FDs For $35K Options Play @ 6.00 and 9.00 Strike
I was down 55% on my portfolio headed into January 2023 and have now broke even thanks to the advice of r/stocks
$CVNA 0DTE ~$15K FD Yolo | 42.00 PUT Play | 400 Contracts
Someone bought 0DTE $85 CVNA Calls for $0.20 / contract
Congratulations to anyone who bought near the bottom of Carvana $CVNA
Carvana spins lower after S&P warns debt deal could be tantamount to default
Spending my last 50 bucks on $CVNA puts. Wish me luck
$CVNA is rough and it gets everywhere
$CVNA is rough and gets everywhere
CVNA recent debt exchange. Discussion of details.
$CVNA 6X Gains | 54K ---> 396K | $342K Profit | 6 Bagger
Made over $5k on $CVNA this week. Took some of those winnings an Yolo it to some $RKT calls.
Robinhoods Robbing us again.
Everyone talking about CVNA but what about ATT? 8% jump today what gives?
Bad call guys next call (Shorted NVDA and Pepsi <- prior)
Another reason to ignore these trash articles, CVNA just hit $59.30 a share in premarket, currently at $55.87 in open market
80 CVNA $59 calls, 7/21. Average price of $0.09, sold for $2.40 right at open.
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Seems like high PE names being sold off, like PLTR tsla and CVNA
So many 10 baggers GS calls GOOGL puts CVNA puts Wow I’m up $32K for the day
Lowkey this is entirely CVNA's fault. I genuinely think the committee lost a lot of respect and confidence when they allowed an actual transparent fraud to join.
God I want to short TSLA and CVNA so bad
CVNA has a long way down to go. This thing is toxic and institutions have already covered their asses on S&P inclusion. Next catalyst is a cataclysm.
CVNA PLTR TSLA selling off, people are wisely taking profits
CVNA short thesis continues to be strong. CVNA short thesis continues to be strong…. 💪
God they pumped the living shit out of ai stocks this morning. Love seeing TSLA, APP and CVNA dump
:( I’m late to the $CVNA play that fucker owes me money what a miserable short
My YOLO CVNA puts are up muahahaha
Haha jesus fucking christ this market. Sold my CVNA puts yesterday at a considerable loss after getting tired of it just not dumping—lo and behold
Well I sold my CVNA puts WAY too early apparently
CVNA!!! Finally!! Anyone got puts??
CVNA getting dumped by institutional
TSLA red, CVNA dumping, and inflated market rugging. 2026 is about getting real.
CVNA puts doing good by me. When to exit?
Most similar to CVNA = SMCI, P/E ratio 60-80x Where are you getting these ideas?
This post is supposed to be telling us to short CVNA but the real DD is people are still eating AI slop like pigs at a trough so the play is to be long NVDA 🤓
I will skip the AI slop and summarize: U are fuk. CVNA is a hedge fund meme stock like TSLA and PLTR that is built on the back of the endless bears who bet against it. It is simply more profitable to burn those who are short than to let it fall.
This Wall Street theory that CVNA will take share in the used car market using AI to “streamline the buying process” is just so dumb and flawed, it should be valued like Carmax minus the fraud premium it is currently getting for overstating the margins.
Another CVNA where the valuation doesn’t make sense
CVNA “plummeted over 80% last year”???
Ain’t nobody buying CVNA except some loser named SPY, and it’s still bleeding out.
We'll look back at the addition of CVNA into the index as the start of the worst 5 years ever for the market.
CVNA has the potential get very violent in the next month or so.
CVNA 2.0 incoming. Someone will buy it, $50/share EoY 2026
I feel like CVNA and other antisocial marketing companies are just an index of how much people don't want to have to have a real life conversation with another human, in person.
Current positions: short 50 shares of CVNA, long 800 shares of NVO and short 8 NVO $54 calls, short UNH 320 and 315 puts, long UNH $360 calls
> legitimate businesses CVNA is in the S&P
Here for my daily rant while at work Hope you bros made some money today Calls on CVNA
Carvana ($CVNA) became the 'Zombie' that ate Wall Street, torching hedge funds along the way. Is this rally a massive 'Bull Trap' for retail, or the greatest turnaround in history? I analyzed the risk/reward in just 1 minute. 👇 r/MarketEspresso
That’s how markets work now for everything, housing, garbage stocks like AI memes, CVNA, CAVA, TSLA, SMCI, ORCL have had these crazy moves and will crash, it’s just insane nonsense moves so you just play the game. But silver and gold is an old timers hedge but I’m also seeing younger people do it. Once YouTubers get on this more young people will also but we already know the dollar is going to be experience some issues so what do you buy? BTC is has lost it’s hype for the time being, it’s rotational and it’s silver/gold meme now
AI has been over hyped, well known by this group, but will need a couple of quarters of earnings for the "greater fools" to figure it out. Several leading indicators are bearish, not as bad as 2008 but similar. I'm taking 4 years of expenses off the table and letting the rest ride the coming roller coaster. Bought a small amount of leap puts on PLTR and CVNA, and day trade 3DTE SPY long puts for fun. I've been through this 4 times in my life so I'm a bit non-plussed at it all. Wake me up when it's over.
Full port for PLTR. It was one of the few good decisions I made in my life. I sell CCs and buy a share every now and then to add more. What's crazy is seeing other companies do similar things, like HOOD and RKLB having huge returns. Even CVNA. It's crazy because I'm a Millennial and I hear all the time that my generation has no opportunities, but if you could get like 10K and throw it on any of those names you'd have huge returns right now. And there will be more in 2026, and thereafter. But for me, I'm just DCAing into PLTR.
Actually now that I’m thinking about it this is the perfect reason to invest in OpenAI because the more ridiculous a company’s outlook is the more you can hype it a la TSLA, CVNA, etc.
Carvana’s ascent mirrors the 2002 WorldCom fallout where financial engineering masked structural decay. Balance sheets don’t lie forever. Because the credit cycle is tightening, CVNA’s leverage becomes a terminal weight. Celsius follows the 2004 Monster Beverage playbook. Which is why distribution through PepsiCo provides a floor. So, this divergence isn’t just likely; it’s mathematically inevitable.
I get where you’re coming from. CVNA feels like a classic squeeze plus narrative trade that’s run way ahead of fundamentals. Once momentum fades, the balance sheet and unit economics start to matter again, and that’s where the risk shows up. I don’t think “to zero” is the base case, but I do agree the downside is asymmetric if growth disappoints or scrutiny increases. CELH is the opposite setup to me. It’s actually executing, expanding distribution, and the brand momentum feels real. Valuation isn’t cheap, but at least the story is supported by margins and demand rather than financial engineering. Way less exciting short term, but much easier to underwrite long term. Feels like a good example of how markets can reward very different things at the same time depending on time horizon and positioning.
Shorting silver is dumber than shorting CVNA. When it runs, it runs. You better have deep pockets and a strong stomach, otherwise you will become insolvent before it comes back to earth.
Yes but how will shorts fare shorting CVNA next month? It’s a scam company and unbelievable that it got the s&p inclusion. Personally have no position. But I’ve mentioned in these threads before, and am seriously considering, shorting the stock exactly the amount I will indirectly own through the s&p 500. I want zero exposure to this pos.
CVNA is a zombie company walking. Hindenburg called it perfectly. The accounting tricks and related party nonsense will unravel eventually. CELH though? That's the real deal. Energy drinks destroying soda market share.
If you bought CVNA 5 years ago during one of the most insane bubbles ever, you'd still be up 60% after suffering through a literal 99% decline... just crazy
IREN/CIFR 90 day calls CVNA 60 day puts
Scam companies playing for S&P inclusion on the way up like CVNA.
And yes, I’m short QQQ via SQQQ and short ORCL which like CVNA likely goes to $0 without govt support in 2026.
Keep pumping CVNA so I can short it Monday
Of all the dumb shit I did this year, at least I made money shorting CVNA. Bought 1 put last Friday and sold it Monday for a 1 bagger. Never touching that fraud again. I see it's in the process of burning bers right now.
Yikes, that POS CVNA is back over $440. Glad I closed out my $450 and $440 PUTS yesterday....
Nothing, still traumatized about selling CVNA at 44.
waiting for CVNA to drop
What’s CVNA doing now?
Possibility are limitless, but I choose to short CVNA
Damn, looks like CVNA's stabilized around $435. Should be sub-$400, but that may make a few weeks...
I have long yolo CVNA puts. It just feels like it’ll collapse drastically in the coming months
Just watched a video saying how CVNA is “eating KMX lunch” KMX sold almost 3x as many cars as CVNA wtf
I knew to buy into CVNA when everyone on reddit called it a scam
CVNA going to $400 by End of Week. LOL.
CVNA: CEO Eddie Garcia and father selling more shares
To be fair CVNA is a fraudulent company and will crash eventually.
Someones looking at these threads and noticing retail is piling into CVNA and TSLA puts and pumping them.
Yeah well, CVNA is a fraud was added to SPY 🤷
CVNA must die, QQQ must live. Thats the tale
Its got as much in common with Google as it does CVNA. They all use websites and apps. CVNA is actually making money, maybe its a scam (probably) but its posting profits. Open has never done that, ever, and the company has been around for 11 years and public for 5. It's idea was to be basically an online flipper/realtor, but realtors make like 3% without having to buy their own inventory, or sit with loans on the books eating their margins while they try to sell a home. I doubt this is a solvable problem for them, because there is no world where there aren't a ton of competing people looking to flip houses that keep prices up to a point where their margins are crap or they have no inventory that locals avoided.
CVNA scammed its way to the S&P though
CVNA put, WMT put, ORCL call, SBUX puts, TSLA call, GOOG call. That was the watchlist. If anyone was wondering. I got lost somewhere and need to return to keeping things simple.
MSTR 157 tmrw, NBIS 96, QQQ 625, CVNA 420 can’t banbet them all
Trash stocks bro... Sell it all and buy CVNA
Hoping to add more CVNA PUTS tomorrow? When will CVNA go under $400? This week or next?
CVNA PUTS printing. Under $400 by end of week?
I’ve traded RKLB, ORCL, SMCI, CRWV, TSLA, CVNA. I never hold any of these companies more than a day. Just not comfortable holding these stocks I actually hold these companies only for a few hours. There are dumb people how probably make way more than me but I sleep fine. I’m not sure when reality will hit it’s not an if but a when and a lot of people are going to get wiped out.
SRXH is going through the process of a reverse merger, and will then be led by Eric Jackson, the guy who called OPEN and CVNA. It pumped on the news premarket last week, but has come back to cover the gap. I’m glad to be holding in the .30-40c range!
The CVNA trade is over. Timber!
Imagine VIX was a big higher CVNA would be down at lease -8% instead.
So going short on CVNA before all those auto loans default is free money right
I fucking hate NFLX. But I love RKLB(c) and CVNA(p)
If you allow short positions, CVNA
CVNA - price target $350, or possibly $0 (eventually)