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If you are approved for Spreads (seems you are ABOVE that Naked Options) then you have margin access. This means when you sell the Sgov it is Cash in your account at the moment of sale NOT T+1. I actually did this , this morning. I sold 10 Sgov to buy back an Orcl Put (a dog of a trade, but saved by earnings.) I see both the assignment and the Sgov sale happened on 3/10 so I would question the charge. Do NOT DEAL WITH THE ASSOCIATE THAT ANSWERS THE PHONE, TELL THEM YOU WANT THE TRADE DESK. Here is a clip from the Web site, It is under your Profile/Margin on the Right hand corner. [https://app.screencast.com/SXAoa57W9gRJt](https://app.screencast.com/SXAoa57W9gRJt)
NO... BUT , did he ever run a PROP DESK, actually did he ever TRADE a $20bln sheet. Does he have an ROE of 20+ for 10 yrs straight? Know and has used his Option Model quite a few times. We do share a degree from the same University.
BIG WALL STREET BANK TRADING DESK: Please keep buying stuff, we need to hit our earnings target for the year
JPMORGAN TRADING DESK: "Given that there have not been any changes to the fundamental story, nor does our investment hypothesis rely on the Fed easing, we are dip-buyers. As we look at the two key events this week, (i) Sept's NFP and (ii) NVDA earnings, when combined, this could set the stage for the next run to /through ATHS." lol
JPMORGAN TRADING DESK: "Given that there have not been any changes to the fundamental story, nor does our investment hypothesis rely on the Fed easing, we are dip-buyers. As we look at the two key events this week, (i) Sept's NFP and (ii) NVDA earnings, when combined, this could set the stage for the next run to /through ATHS."
>DEMOCRAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK MAYORAL RACE- DECISION DESK HQ PROJECTS ✅️ Price controls in the largest US metro is a sign of late stage fiat collapse
>DEMOCRAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK MAYORAL RACE- DECISION DESK HQ PROJECTS ✅️ Price controls are a sign of late stage fiat collapse
>DEMOCRAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK MAYORAL RACE- DECISION DESK HQ PROJECTS ✅️ Price controls are a sign of late stage fiat collapse
>DEMOCRAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK MAYORAL RACE- DECISION DESK HQ PROJECTS ✅️ Price controls are a sign of late stage fiat collapse
>DEMOCRAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK MAYORAL RACE- DECISION DESK HQ PROJECTS Price controls are a sign of late stage fiat collapse ✅️
JP MORGAN TRADE DESK FOMC PREDICTIONS 1%- Fed hikes $SPX drops 2-4% 4% - Fed pauses $SPX drops 1-2% 40%- Hawkish 25bps cut - $SPX flat to down 0.50% 47.5% - Dovish 25bps cut - $SPX gains 0.50% 7.5% - 50bps cut- $SPX loses 1.5% to $SPX gains 1.5%
##BUT IT WAS ON HER DESK
Every country has to give me their best deal by May 1st OR ELSE Okay I mean you have until May 15th OR ELSE!! Okay June 1st I need ALL DEALS ON MY DESK Okay I will enact 50% Tarrifs if no deal by July 9th! Okay by August 1st If you don’t have deal it will be VERY BAD FOR YOU
He has a list of the countries ON HIS DESK for review…
You 🫵🤡 who bought 600 SPY calls expiring today. LOSS PORN, ON MY DESK, 9:30AM.
Yet again another Newbie. You can always close the option you own, you just might not like the price. If it does not trade , CALL THE TRADE DESK and tell them not to exercise. The next question is why is the bid/ask so wide. Because it is a lousy stock for option, and you never should have traded it. If you cannot Sell for the intrinsic value for an expiring option (a penny or two lower ok) , YOU GOT SCAMMED. Here is the FACT. There are over 4,400 stocks with options, however there are only about 100-200 that should be traded for options. These will have large open Interest (not 1 or 2 but 100's) and small bid/ask. Start by looking at Spy and QQQ and work your way down from there. Stop trading off of Charts and use the Option Chain so you see bid/ask and things like Open Interest. After a while you will look at the Chain and be able to see right away if a stock is worth trading or a SCAM.
See my post above, puts on DESK
Exactly what I was thinking. Best ETF Option: VanEck Office and Commercial REIT ETF (DESK) • What it is: DESK tracks the MarketVector™ US Listed Office and Commercial REITs Index, focusing specifically on U.S. office and commercial real estate REITs. It’s pretty much the only ETF out there zeroing in on office properties. • Why it fits: It’s got holdings like Boston Properties (BXP) and Vornado Realty Trust (VNO), giving you a straight shot at the office sector. Perfect if you think office real estate is cucked right now. • Heads-up: DESK is newish (launched in 2023), so its options market might be thin. Lower liquidity could mean wider spreads or trickier trades when buying puts. Check the options chain before diving in. Best REIT Options: Individual Office Heavyweights If liquidity’s your jam or you want a more direct play, individual office REITs might be the move. These guys have solid options markets and are all about commercial offices: • Boston Properties (BXP) • What it is: One of the biggest office REITs, with properties in major cities like Boston, New York, and San Francisco. • Why it works: It’s a broad play on urban office spaces—prime targets if you’re betting on a downturn. Plus, its options are liquid, so buying puts should be smooth. • Vornado Realty Trust (VNO) • What it is: A big NYC office landlord, owning a ton of commercial properties in Manhattan. • Why it works: If you think New York’s office scene is extra screwed, VNO’s your guy. Decent options liquidity here too. • SL Green Realty (SLG) • What it is: Another NYC office REIT, focused on Manhattan’s high-profile buildings. • Why it works: Like VNO, it’s a laser-focused bet on NYC offices. If Manhattan’s vacancy rates keep climbing, SLG puts could pay off. Options trade pretty actively.
**BULLS CALLING THE FRONT DESK OF THE WHITE HOUSE RN TRYING TO SAVE CALLS:** “Yes, herro. This is uh…Chyna. We uh…like to tell Mr Trump no tariffs. Thank you, have good day.” 
This Goldman note has the right idea: GOLDMAN DESK: “.. We will get sharp and temporary squeezes in this tape (witnessing one right now) that should be used as selling opportunities until the mkt believes policy change from this administration is likely. The long only community will start scaling buying the S&P 500 at 5k ..” [https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3lmcnu2z3ms26](https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3lmcnu2z3ms26)
THERE IS NO TRADE WAR - 🥭 IS BLUFFING HARD (he has the cards) TO BRING EVERYONE TO THE DEAL DESK, QUIVERING. ONCE WE DO A ONCE STOP SHOP SHAKEDOWN ON THE WHOLE WORLD - WERE RIPPING TO SPY 700 EOY 🦅
everyone should send me an email with the last 5 trades! if you are not on the profit, I expect your resignation TOMORROW MORNING ON MY DESK!
# MOST DESK WORKERS MEN WILL GET LAID OFF IN 3 years It means u need a side hustle other than forcing butt plugs out your anoos on only f Like meta and tech employees How u gonna survive lay offs
MY DESK IS THE MIDDLE EAST 
The best measure of commercial REIT performance is probably RWR, which is down 2.5% over the past 5 years with some dividend yield. In comparison, SPY is up 87% in that time. Perhaps DESK is better pick at +35%, but BXP is down 49% in that time. Long story short, you could pick large commercial REITs are still have gotten fucked.
I think VRT is a good shout, but less likely. I think COIN WORKDAY TRADE DESK & MARVELL are more likely, especially COIN given the recent developments.
Will buy next quarter, first headline on earnings will be PINS WITH A BLOWOUT QTR SURGING IN PM TRADING FOLKS, THEIR RETURN BACK TO THE STREETS GOOD GRACES SHOULD BE METEORIC AT A MINIMIM, TRANCENDENT ISN'T AN OVERSTATEMENT. GUIDANCE LITERALLY MADE CRAMER CUM ON HIS DESK
TRADE DESK Earnings EPS of $0.41 beating expectations of $0.39 Revenue of $628M beating expectations of $620M
Get ready for RELENTLESS SELLING AND SHORTING FROM GOLDMAN TRADING DESK RIFHT NOW AMD FOR THE NEXT 4 HOIRS INTO THE CLOSE AND THROUGHOUT THE AFTER MARKET HOURS.
# CENTRAL BANKS, GOVERNMENTS, BILLIONAIRES, MILLIONAIRES, THOUSANDAIRES, HUNDREDAIRES, HEDGE FUNDS, EVERY BANK WITH A TRADING DESK, AND EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD WITH A 401K GOT THE BULLS' BACKS # BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP 
I knew a Russian. I knew many. But one in particular was funny. Not long after the Russians destroyed Grozny, I worked in a national lab with the guy, he explained the whole conflict like, they stole some sheep 100 years ago, swear to god. Funny guy, would take his desktop (not laptop) and DESK home for the weekend. He got banned from leaving the facility after hours, but he wouldn't show up til like noon on an early day. So I would have him to drive him off premises.
Exactly. I love how people talk about a 6 month lockup and don't mention he and his friends/family control the board vote. That's like saying he's got a million dollars in a safe that is locked. BUT, it's set to automatically open in 6 months. AND HE ALSO HAS THE COMBINATION WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER ON HIS DESK, WITH A SPARE SET OF KEYS IN HIS POCKET.
Your last line makes me hesitant to act here, but IF that communication is legit and IF it were to be rescheduled then… DESK POP yeehaw
JPM DESK: “.. The pollyannish end to 2023 appears to be modestly more than a short squeeze with the benefit of hindsight and a calendar. .. This am’s ostensibly good ISM print wasn’t enough, as now that the calendar reads 2024, it’s about the potential impact on growth and earnings and not the good softening of 2023. .. it’s hard to be excited about the market in the near term from a positioning standpoint, given how much has changed in the past ~2 months.” $SPX All those EOY PT lol
They said UNDER THE DESK … pray tell what this “basic task” was, kind person of the interwebs