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DJT is going to announce a massive air campaign to blow up all wind generators on the planet.
Market pricing in Supreme Leader emerging from hiding dressed in the Afroman suit saying “Iran is now the 51st state. All proceeds from Oil will go directly to my lord and savior DJT. Inshallah!”
Should have started 3 years ago. I always have gld and gold mining streaming stocks as hedge against volatility. They were up when DJT came on board. S&P 500 experienced a dip. During Covid the market fell like a heavy rock, these AU stocks held up my portfolio.
Look you do better avoid listening to a person with no principle and credibility. Invest heavily into DJT stock you may come out ahead by accident.
DJT the best president of ALL TIME.
"destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability" March 17 DJT
DJT may be done with Iran but I'm not sure Iran is done with DJT
This is bullshit- they adding DJT next?
The question when DJT does yet another 180 and does his nonsense invasion with huge losses. I am betting next weekend.
The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish
The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish
Let's see how we close. That will tell us whether institutions are buying into DJT tweet of the day. US Treasury yields matter more for foreign markets & peeps than Americans. I think you may time your $TLT trade which I still have a hedge position in. But for Americans it is better to own $GLD over $TLT to hedge our USD currency risks. We have to balance inflation & loss of USD purchasing power vs the price of equities (even if they are expensive). I am NOT bullish at all; but these indices prices are worth BTD in as part of a long term DCA investment strategy. I still think you should hedge your $TLT port with $GLD & $VXUS and maybe $VT if you ever feel a wild bullish hair up your ass : )
The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish
The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish
DJT forgets his meds daily
Price will have gone up for no reason and the straight will essentially become a toll booth. US becomes worse off than if it just kept to themselves. The Art Of The Deal - DJT
sweet, I knew DJT knew what he was doing!
National news had a segment last Monday about obvious market manipulation in oil occurring before DJT mentioned oil, many made millions then he taco'd and markets changed. So something was leaked, his friends profited, then markets changed. Where's the SEC you say? Well, let's remember Bernie Madoff and whistleblowers who were ignored. Market manipulation is a thing many times. Other times it's unemployment numbers, inflation, so many factors...
Note to self. Just BTD and fund your entire portfolio for the entire year at the end of March/ 1st week of April during DJT remaining term. The end of the 1st quarter is always the bottom for TACO prices : )
This shit is objectively hilarious and laughter is the greatest medicine they say, thank you DJT.
Seems to be manipulation. DJT's billionaire friends must need a profitable day 🤷♀️
Iran will control the price of crude oil, screw the price up to US$200/barrel, increase their revenue, increase world inflation, disrupt the world economy, cause a recession, control the Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, UAE and win the war. Thanks DJT.
Agreed. DJT should have never bombed Iran. But you can't go back in time so this is the best possible outcome. Everyone here seems to forget Iran's neighbors aren't exactly happy with them either. Iran has a lot of haters right now. They will be forced to de-escalate as well or another country will be aiming their guns at Iran.
"go get your own oil" - DJT
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
On behalf of the UK, I'd like to say to DJT, go fuck yourself. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DJT is a literal waste of space and good oxygen.
0% chance this was written by DJT, it's way too coherent. Also no typos and no ALL CAPS. My first guess is AI, but maybe a better hypothesis would be: Pete Hegseth using AI.
If the rest of the world doesn't want the oil, I'm not clear on why the US should do them the favor of fixing the problem with the straight. The US went there to ruin Iran's day, not secure the straight. The straight is a problem for the You'reAPeons and the Gulf states that the US has been propping up for decades. DJT is a bull in a China shop, but he's not wrong about this being a '*Grow up*' moment for the rest of the world.
So, Iran has oil, and Mr. DJT is saying he's going in a take what does not belong to him by force. Its called stealing Mr. PRESIDENT for the record. And you call yourself a businessman. If we go into a jewelery store and just start taking what we want because they have lots of it we will get hunted down because its a crime. And you have this one confessing to doing that same type of crime.
Insider buy signal. War is getting wrapped up quickly, oil will flow but Western countries will have to use other flags. Shouldn't be too hard they let Turkey through. >All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT Lol starts a pointless war then says I'm taking my toys and going home. Dont count on being able to refuel in Europe with that jet fuel.
Back to the dark ages (literally this is how medevil empires fought wars and pillaged the innocent ... I remember studying this in college political science and IR): > All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, ... go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
This is just DJT and Israel's plan to bait Europe into wasting their already limited military power so Greenland can be up for grabs.
President DJT - nga your name is up there!!!!
>All of those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won't be there to help you anymore, just like you weren't there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT \>Causes a problem no one else asked for (other than israel) \>gaslight other people to clean his mess up once he got bored of it Mindblowing diplomacy.
The plan of this shit head, to produce oil in his country is going well, now others will need to buy from USA. Fuck DJT
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
> Fuck yo box, Pandora! I didn't want to close it anyway! *-- DJT, probably*
All of them except DJT that's a loser.
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
Back to the dark ages (literally this is how medevil empires fought wars and pillaged the innocent): All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, ... go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
Just get your own oil! DJT!
From truth: \>All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
>All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
"All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT" 🥭 saying oil is expensive because of what he did now that's everyone elses problem. This tweet send oil from 105,2 down to 103.6.
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT Mar 31, 2026 • 1:11 PM Donald J. Trump
>All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT
• 1m ago Yes, forget the cat: the war is in a quantum superposition of being a clusterfuck and simultaneously an Even Worse clusterfuck, depending on how thoroughly DJT, the observer, as were, smears his dirty little orange fingers over this “excursion”.
NicknamesRforlosers • 1m ago Yes, forget the cat: the war is in a quantum superposition of being a clusterfuck and simultaneously an Even Worse clusterfuck, depending on how thoroughly DJT, the observer, as were, smears his dirty little orange fingers over this “excursion”.
NicknamesRforlosers • 1m ago Yes, forget the cat: the war is in a quantum superposition of being a clusterfuck and simultaneously an Even Worse clusterfuck, depending on how thoroughly DJT, the observer, as were, smears his dirty little orange fingers over this “excursion”.
Yes, forget the cat: the war is in a quantum superposition of being a clusterfuck and simultaneously an *Even Worse* clusterfuck, depending on how thoroughly DJT, the observer, as were, smears his dirty little orange fingers over this “excursion”.
Tomorrow they will unveil the biggest April fools joke since the resurrection of JC. Ali is still alive. All images and videos are AI. Nothing actually happened. GJ DJT & Bibi
If I don't know what myself is doing, neither will the enemy! - DJT
🥭 tomorrow: APRIL FOOLS!! Live from DJT marine base here on Kharg Island in the strait
This is great- but not realistic. DJT couldn’t utter two sentences coherently.
Do opposite of DJT and wait.
Regardless of how this turns out, whether the market believes or doesn't believe DJT & rallies as I think it will; the case for owning Gold worldwide has just strengthened once again due to this entire mess.
Bro, you ain’t got none of them DJT stock or Trump casino stocks or whenTrump bought an Airline or the USFL?!!! You missing out on great assets, they never file for Chapter 7
What if everyone from reddit organized a collective short on DJT until he ends the war?
What if everyone from reddit organized a collective short on DJT until he ends the war?
What if everyone from reddit organized a collective short on DJT until he ends the war?
What if everyone from reddit organized a collective short on DJT until he ends the war?
They don't need to bother. The fifteen points are essentially, "You agree to unconditional surrender, abandon any nuclear program, and destroy all your missiles. In return, we the mighty western Satan, agree to stop losing this war against you. Thank you for your attention to this matter, DJT". There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that Iran does anything but look at that nonsense, hand it back to Pakistan and have them forward their response to US President Shitler. The response being, "LOL, No"
If you’re ever feeling bad, just remember that exactly two years ago people were unironically buying DJT at $80
The objectively funniest scenario in all this is that DJT was being 100% honest on all of his social media posts about being close to a deal, but it all comes out on Good Friday and no one can make changes to their positions until Monday.
What happens if DJT rolls out cold fusion before midterms?
DJT eats, Nothingyahoo eats, the world gets slaughtered is the saying I believe.
DJT during his speech https://preview.redd.it/vnyuewwzn7sg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9485a6d5661141020b176c93bda1a512be95ef4d
DJT: talks are going well. but if they don't go well, which is unlikely, then we got other plans, but that won't happen. also we will blow up all your shit if talks don't go well, which wont happen, but just saying.
My family is getting sick of this but based on what I’m seeing, I stand firm with my prediction that DJT will not live out 2026. I keep reminding them.
There is a non 0 chance of 🥭renaming DJ index to DJT Index
Mission complete Thank you for your attention to this matter DJT
that tweet from DJT is not bullish!
DJT: Here are my 15 points Iran: *✓✓ seen 11:06* DJT: They accepted most of my points
DJT definitely didn't think any of this through very carefully. [Even Iran didn't realize their strategy would work this well, but now that it has, they're not going to give up any leverage very easily:](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/iran-demand-end-war-could-151258397.html) *“Iran has been a little taken aback by how successful its (Hormuz) strategy has been – by how cheap and how comparatively easy it is to hold the global economy hostage,” said Dina Esfandiary, Middle East lead at Bloomberg Economics. “One of the lessons learned in the war is that it has discovered this new leverage, and it’s likely to use it again in the future. And I think monetizing it is part of discovering that it has this leverage.”*
Big day in Iran. Many long sought after targets have been taken out and destroyed by our GREAT MILITARY, the finest and most lethal in the World. God bless you all! President DJT
If you’re feeling bad about any trades you are in, remember that exactly two years ago uneducated uninformed American poors were unironically buying DJT at $80.
11:30 pm est: “Big day in Iran. Many long sought after targets have been taken out and destroyed by our GREAT MILITARY, the finest and most lethal in the World. God bless you all! President DJT”
Until DJT appointee comes in and wrecks shit
Big day in Iran. Many long sought after targets have been taken out and destroyed by our GREAT MILITARY, the finest and most lethal in the World. God bless you all! President DJT”
Big day in Iran. Many long sought after targets have been taken out and destroyed by our GREAT MILITARY, the finest and most lethal in the World. God bless you all! President DJT I have no idea what the fuk that means SPY +2%
Seems like negotiation going really fucking well "Big day in Iran. Many long sought after targets have been taken out and destroyed by our GREAT MILITARY, the finest and most lethal in the World. God bless you all! President DJT"
This is probably in response to DJT truth social post https://preview.redd.it/mzns0vodq2sg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc308704629ac7945dcb3b8098db57ae22d46b25 oddly bringing up a ceasefire proposal from last year
We need to understand. Mark my words. DJT himself will never face the music. His family? Yes. Him? Never. He’ll be dead.
This seems like DJT crowd sourcing ideas
Oo that was an accident just like the girls school. Those silly patriot middle have a mind of their own now that AI is involved. Whoops our bad. DJT
She called the top! Can we get back to how DJT has been credibly accused of rape multiple times now?
Support for DJT is highest amongst white men and women. https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2025/06/26/voting-patterns-in-the-2024-election/pp-2025-6-26_validated-voters_2-01/
I fear DJT gonna FAFO
More ground for DJT to build Casinos on
I assume you mean Covid when you reference the world ending, that was our own bio weapons program and the careless Chinese you homo, not DJT.
That’s a nice line to repeat, but it’s inaccurate. DJT ran as an anti-war candidate. No new wars was part of his pitch. It’s extremely infuriating, not what DJT voters thought they were getting. The Juice has other plans obviously.
Can't wait for the IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!! DJT
Monday at 9:29AM The mission is complete. Thank you for your attention to this matter DJT