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Enemy has no idea what is our next move. Because we even don’t know what we are doing . - President DJT
I like how he is saying “hopefully” because he knows they are not in support of the war..no one is in support of this Joke DJT of a president except the die hard clueless MAGA followers. Crazy man messing with peoples’ lives and wealth.
You’re looking for a market bounce based on this? I’m sure the global economy will right itself, but you’re better off asking a potato their opinion on lumber futures than to listen to whatever DJT is espousing.
Stagflation is a best case scenario in the current backdrop. Deep recession is the concern. The world's great leader DJT threw a poorly planned spanner into the global economy.
israel loves the DJT. He's #MIGA AF
“Presidents who attack other countries with no justification are suckers.” - DJT
ABCEGUJPLBWQQQHYJA💩🌀📺🔫 -DJT doing the alphabet
The US no longer has allies. Good luck DJT.
Actually he added "800%, in some cases more than that, it's hard to believe"-DJT That IS hard to believe....
Dear DJT : F U. Thank you for your attention to this matter
destroying over 100% of the Iran army is the only way he can explain. DJT doesn't understand math.
.. remember US doesn't need anybody and all those that gave lives in past wars on behalf of US were loosers.. DJT ..nobody is coming to change your diaper taco.. you can clean up your own shit
After unilaterally causing this problem, I would appreciate you bailing my fat ass out. Please be advised that even if you help me out, I will fuck you over the first chance I get. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT
Biden started this war. I’m saving his ass. - DJT
“we have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or delivery close range missile” -DJT if “we” destroyed 100% then who is attacking and why are reinforcements needed?
The fact that "countries" is properly pluralized tells me immediately that DJT didn't write this
DJT: We have the greatest military in the history of the world and there is nothing we can’t accomplish! Iran can’t do ANYTHING to stand against us! Also DJT: yeah we’re gonna need some help cause we can’t seem to force the strait open.
Yeah, if it goes with something like this: "I spoke ok the phone to the Great Ayatollah Khamenei, we agreed that he could keep his wonderful regime, also, can continue developing nukes. Security is very important for every nation. Therefore, we are withdrawing all military presence in the Middle East and cutting support for Israel. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Your dear President DJT." Otherwise, were all fucked. Get your wallets ready to be obliterated.
DJT stock=inflation hedge. Get in before you have morals.
Should someone tell DJT that he’s probably dealing with the frivolous lawsuits from an sad angry little Oompa Loompa?
All of DJT problems have something to do with islands 🍑🏝️
Such a goofy fucking simulation we’re in. > The Fake News Media hates to report how well the United States Military has done against Iran, which is totally defeated and wants a deal - But not a deal that I would accept! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT
Not just DJT though. EVERYONE. R's have to bomb the middle east and the D's have to open the borders to take in all of the refugees. Gotta remember the great israel project and what that means; The collapse of the west.
🥭: Texas has nuclear weapons. Thank you for your attention to this matter -DJT
"You know, your daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old" - DJT (March 9, 2026)
You are so out of touch. I bet you weren't even born in Iraq and Afghanistan otherwise you would not how stupid and pointless were those wars. Now do Afghanistan x 3 and you get the size of Iran. DJT is the dumbest president to ever enter the white house
This is a classic tapering dick formation that analysts look for. Now that we've reached the end of the tip, I'm looking for something like a fuzz-induced pee split pattern. If we see an exploding jizz pattern emerge, that's it for DJT.
get ready for a 40% spy drop from here, thank DJT
market finally realized DJT was lying.... so wti goes back to where it fking belongs. Now I shall get my monies back :))
Fed week Plus War, Believe it or not both Calls and Puts with perfect timing = Ez money, Thank you for your attention to this matter, DJT
You are deeply screwed. Classic example of what Sarah Paine, former Professor of Strategy at US Naval War College Annapolis, calls “half court tennis “. Just listen to this dude from John’s Hopkins, who actually knows of what he speaks, unlike most of DJT’s cabinet. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/understanding-iran-under-attack-a-discussion-with/id424061529?i=1000754813142 Disclosure: Long USO, Long UNG.
Calls it is!! Never bet against the DJT
To say he has the world economy by the balls is laughable. It's 20% of oil and LNG. Not 80%. In a long period of time economies will adjust. Moreover. It's a gross grand statement made to prop up your desire to see them drag this out. It's completely how you said it. Here's how I know. If I say "America has them by the balls" I guarantee you have a visceral reaction to it. Even though all indications and data are America has the experience, capital, and military to factually have them by the balls. You would downvote this ststement. The sheer fact you sit here and type "they will crush everyone" is because you can't bring yourself to cheer for America. Fuck DJT and fuck this war. But I will never say America is going to lose. That's just completely quitter mentality and total bullshit.
he went all in? pump it. - DJT
There is no TACO this time. All precious TACOs were things that DJT could change in a second like tariffs, Greenland, etc. This is out of his control.
You got some motherfuckin nerve callin me on Shabbat, on some little bullshit, better calm that shit down, come around here and show me some muh fuckin respect before me and my Jewish niggaz come up here and beat yo ass - DJT
Breaking: DJT nominated for Nobel Prize due to discovery of Pure Retardium
“Help! I need a grown-up. I NEED A GROWN-UP!!” - DJT
DJT said JPow needs to do an emergency rate cut - this is real
that's why I base my trading decisions off of Big Booty Latinas instead of DJT. Don't have time for all that negativity and doesn't even give me an edge. 👻
Since nothing under king dipshit will ever be left alone to grow with time and common sense I’m trying something new. I’m taking $1000 to prove my theses. I’m just going to watch yahoo finance at market open and whatever the top gainers is I’m buying it and holding until noon and selling it. I’m just going to see where it takes me. F DJT!
I sometimes randomly remember that a two years ago, uninformed—but very devoted—voters were buying DJT at 70$, many are still holding, and that makes me a little happier.
Barking Narz:::All nursing homes in the US requiring double the output of knitting to help DJT weave his way out of this one ☝️
DJT, donald trumps scam company. Guaranteed going to 0
You all behenchods listen to me. I'm going full short tomorrow on DJT stock. It's only 10$ and as long as 🌮 in power it stays the same but when he is not that is going to penny because no one uses that shit except him
lol it’s still early, I got till April, and the war is going great so far lol, I don’t see DJT going up
Oh just realized you're short DJT! I am rooting for you hang in there! lool
There's no way they gave him the "real codes". Is there? Also, chances are very high he asked to have the code changed to something like DJT123 so he could remember them.
May save the HOOD calls I bought today thinking DJT may pump us on the crypto act.
DJT is strong!!!! That mf can move a goalpost multiple times in a very short period! 💪
Now to just put it all in DJT crypto so you can get regarded in here...
This dump brought to you by DJT! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
DJT : " He said he did not believe Iran had mined the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most sensitive choke point for oil shipments. Chubb will serve as lead underwriter for a U.S.-government-led program to provide insurance to ships passing through the strait. " I wonder who wants to be a guinea pig
His brand is circling the toilet, only thing that would make me not buy puts on DJT is potential for a crypto recovery, doesn't DJT trade with crypto?
1.15.27 $DJT $5P Yes... this is a narrative play.
Iran really thought that outing DJT as a pedo was big brain. They’re threatening their own civilians. They have no cards left. Paper tiger.
BREAKING NEWS: DJT- "Fuck your puts, suck my weird dick bers! Thank you for your attention to this matter"
If it touches 12 you can call it DJT
Prob gonna hit 75 before hitting 100 again.. if it gets close they will drop a tweet ”Iran has surrendered, they surrendered like noone else has before, it was beautiful surrender THANK YOU ON THIS MATTER DJT”
“Tonight the great and very wise leadership counsel (formerly know as the “UNWISE” counsel) in Iran sent and unconditional surrender note (something they would have never done when Biden was president) to one of our great (most say the greatest) military ships that I built in the straight of America. They will put a statue of me (Donald J Trump) in front of every govt building in the Middle East (people are saying I look GREAT as a statue, most say the best!) in honor of the peace and stability I have brought to the region. For this deal, the great USA will give them California, Poland, Australia (I never really liked them anyways) and billions of dollars in aid each month. A win no other President in the history of the Universe could pull off. Most people are saying that it will go down as the smartest move in world history (and I would agree). They have also agreed to give me two The Nobel Peace Prizes (that’s 2x the amount Obama got for those counting, which is me) for the great and skilled negotiations that will make America safer at home and abroad. Some people are saying this is the strongest deal in the history of the world and only one person (DJT) could have pulled this off. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.” - DJT
I mean, DJT and Hegseth basically said “sail your boat, pussies!”
I'm sure it's all above board. America First Refinery, with DJT Jr.'s friend and Pence's former chief of staff partnering with an Indian energy firm previously in the hot seat for illegally selling oil to Russia. Sounds normal to me!
“He can’t bluff his way out of a market crash this time!” - Overextended Bear as DJT manages to bluff his way out of a market crash for the 15th straight time.
this is straight fearmongering. Our stockpile is so large that what we’ve dropped on Iran is near negligible. In the gulf war we shipped so many warheads to the ME, that when it ended quicker than it expected they were all shipped back. They were dated 1954. The minerals and chips issue is very real for the US but it’s irrelevant to the current stockpile. The CCP thinks on a much higher timeframe - they aren’t going to so much as sniff Tawain until DJT is out of office, because doing so is fully asymmetrical. They have nothin to gain by doing it sooner, only downside.
BREAKING: DJT announces the Strait of Hormuz will now be known as the Gay of Hormuz
Consult DJT in getting out of debt
They should make DJT the coach
Just a reflection. But last year when DJT TACOed on that Wednesday, he previously sent out a fake news tweet that Monday and gauged how market would react. Today’s fake news tweet that got deleted kind of reminds me of that.
Pentagon has presented DJT a plan for a strait of Homus https://preview.redd.it/qm15fzim2aog1.png?width=1035&format=png&auto=webp&s=03f75c43d5f574a237c4bec31a587c6da32b248c
DJT demanding removal of mines at the same time denying they are there This guy's 🧠 is cooked
“We want them removed (mines)” - DJT I nominate bers to go remove them
“If they remove what may be there it may be a step in the right direction” DJT what the actual fuck
Us ASKING Israel to stop bombing Iran energy production DJT is pussy whipped by Netanyahu lol
Where is this news tweet? I don't see anything new from DJT
No. Fuck DJT, but I'm able to think objectively. I'm up 14% on the year because I know there are 1000s of stocks around the world and in various industries. Most recently MRVL, LITE, COHR. You guys are crying about puts and war, but these are up 25% in a few weeks.
70% chance DJT impeached before 2028
DJT technically went to college and got degrees that his daddy paid for, despite DJT lacking any knowledge above a 3rd grade reading level. Out of his 4 adult children Ivanka is the only one that seems as if she studied and was educated at a university. So honestly Baron might be a toss up depending on which siblings we compare him to. Maybe DJT pays for degrees w/ Baron's name on them, and Baron doesn't learn jack squat, like his daddy or Baron actually takes the time to learn shit and ends up as coherent as his oldest sister.
there's18 bazillion in pure profit from the tariffs from stupid non-Americans! no one will ever have to work again! god bless our lord and savior DJT. /s may he rest in piss next to his wife
He just posted "FUCK YOUR PUTS. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT"
Strait. Strait. DJT is a dweeb but you're not helping yourself.
I wish the world was ran by morality and ethics, and not "stock go up". At this point a nuclear war could happen, and as long as DJT says "teehee, we're thinking we might be done nuking everyone, UwU" the markets would recover.
Breaking: DJT awarded Nobel Prize for discovery of Pure Retardium
To summarize 🥭’s address in one sentence: NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BUY -DJT
Listen I'm not making any accusations I'm just asking questions Why would DJT talk about cutting oil sanctions on russia, when oil/gas are russias main income. We are taking Venezuelan oil and are the #1 producer in the world anyways. Seems fishier than your mom's pussy to me
DJT says we're basically done in Iran, talks about taking over straight of hormuz, and easing russian oil sanctions to combat prices
DJT has WONDERF... sorry, wait, *TARIFFIC*... sorry, I am getting closer, though, *TARIFFYING* 'Plans' for us... 'Us'... U.S.!!!
I’m in the signal chat They’re talking about calls on DJT???
> Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY! President DJT
If Iran sustains for few months, DJT is finished
At this point, I think -1% is the same as green Thank you for your attention to this matter, DJT
V at open Thank you to your attention to this matter, DJT
Why? We have WON the war, per DJT's twitt!
Spy touched 500 when DJT broke out his lil whiteboard tariff. We got a way to go here yet
Breaking News: DJT nominated for Nobel Prize for discovery of Pure Retardium.
The funniest thing is Donnie making a stock DJT when he got re elected snd right its about to go below $10 lmao. $2 by the end of the year if our economy goes to shit