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The market can’t crash until billionaires finish building immortal moon bunkers
WHY THE MARKET ONLY GOES UP UNTIL THE RICH ACHIEVE SPACE VAMPIRE STATUS
My 401k feels like a scam (and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t)
What’s your Opinion on BFLY Butterfly Networks
It’s so frustrating to have knowledge of a product that is used at your work and you try to let others now about it , but when you do you get accused of spamming. How the heck can you let others know about the product and company without spamming?
Futures lookin' like a EKG machine. Puts on Taiwan?
TWTR CHART today, must see, looks like the EKG of a heart attack
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spy chart looks like taco's EKG after being treated with chemo
ALP to the moon today? Or we just gonna look like an EKG forever
My port slowly bled for TWO WHOLE YEARS before I broke even. Despite a two year slow bleed, my “All” graph looks like I lost it all and earned it back in one fell swoop. The YTD and 3M charts look like a fucking EKG.
That’s my EKG after reading this DD
Im so sick of these pinned fucking price ranges market wide. Nothing moves "organically". Algos fucking ruined trading. From 9:40-230pm is just fucking static. EKG movement to piss off everyone. Nothing actually moves. Such a fucking rigged and manipulated robbery of investors. Criminal and annoying as fuck. Really temped to just pull all my cash out and make my money elsewhere with side hustles. Id rather work a little harder and actually have more control of my money than this shit
Looks like a bear's EKG during this run.
How red is MU/INTC gonna be tomorrow? Probanly another fucking overnight of being pieces of shit avain id imagine followed by EKG red movement into a friday afternoon sell off probably ehh?
I’m not a doctor but I got a theory. The squiggly line might be your EKG result (and by the looks of it, you got that hantavirus), and the number is your hospital bill
My YTD chart looks like a fucking EKG I wish I could make money
https://preview.redd.it/x16p0ri9nkzg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3200580c38823e772e71b92a4bf75658d33e02b1 Hello, it's me, your cousin. My EKG is showing I'm having a heart attack. Please come get me, I'm at the ER
MSFT with that EKG movement
I don't get it man, the last like 6 timea Tesla had earnings, it moved around 3%-6% on the Friday of that week with all the options closing out. Today it's just one manipulated EKG pattern.
Market would rise steadily instead of looking like a heart attack EKG
Is SPY even really worth pursuing today. I think it's just gonna be a choppy shit show between 703 and back down to 700 like an EKG and unless you time it right...its gonna be flat or some major news Will drop rigjt before close and finally kick the can up or down
Boom! *Michael Scott drops mic* *I become a rich Ber* *Crowd goes apeshit* *EKG flatlines* https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sn0jox/comment/ogk6fuy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Can someone read my EKG? https://preview.redd.it/80icz3bndkvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416311758732450cb9f08859ed26be03d429601b
Damn, SPY chart AH looks flatter than a boomers EKG
That flat line is your portfolio’s EKG. It’s brain dead, I’ve seen more movement on a heart monitor in a morgue.
Port ticker looked like and EKG all day. Time for weekend. See you in the simulation Monday Morning.
Is mango giving speech today? Is market staying theta gay until then? Fucking EKG movement is annoying
I’m great at picking stocks to scalp, like really good. Unfortunately I’m even better at falling in love with stocks and holding on to them as they crash and burn. My portfolio value looks like the EKG of a cardiac arrest, then a resuscitation…over and over
Nvda 24 hour looks like my dying grandfathers EKG😆😆😆😆
NVO looks like an EKG waveform today
No, their pulse does not show up on EKG. The EKG measures an electrical signal, the pulse is mechanical. Look up Pulseless Electrical Activity (PEA) which shows up as an organized rhythm on EKG, but the heart does not produce adequate contraction to produce a pulse.
Hit someone with a defibrillator to the chest and their pulse shows up on the EKG. Doesn't mean their alive, though.
Oil chart looking like an EKG while SPY red dildoes the bulls lol
That looks like a picture of my EKG
in the past any time a major TACO event turned the daily chart into an EKG wave complex, that was usually the day of the start of recovery / uptrend
The classic EKG pattern
Your EKG just flatlined. Someone call an ambulance.
If spy was my my EKG chart, I’d be dead.
Markets movin like an EKG😭
Dr posts QQQ 2 minute chart: sir we've got the results of your EKG study, and they're not good.
Fucking EKG pattern gay as fuck
#The ole EKG pattern
Spy is doing the EKG reading of a failing heart
6 month chart looking like a crack baby EKG
SPY 3 month line chart looks like my EKG while watching the 0dte options I just bought go to $0
SPY 3 month chart looks like a damn EKG reading
You can literally increase or decrease your heart rate at will if you are even slightly athletic? Ever been hooked up to an EKG? It's fun to fuck around w
Sure, if you enjoy watching your money bounce around like an EKG with an occasional dump that'll cause you to shyt your undies
Flat like grandpa's EKG, puts into close
Kicking myself for not getting involved with SLV either up or down. Buying month-out calls is generally the sweet spot though, so props for having a decent strategy. This is just unbearably tough tape to trade, the last 3 months look like an EKG on SPY. When we do resume the uptrend, you’re going to make bank if you can weather the next few months
Despite all the daily chaos and it looking like an EKG, my portfolio is pretty much the same value as it was 5 months ago.
That’s not an N it’s an EKG.
NBIS got a vtach EKG rhythm going on over here.
Every option I watchlist 2-5xes.. every option I play staggers around like an EKG before I sell for a small to considerable loss
To you. Subscribing rationality to what’s effectively a global EKG is what makes zero sense. Markets have always been, and always will be forward looking.
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...why does googl look like an EKG?
have u ever read any xray image or EKG? those models again f.. of shit
Cerner has literally KILLED people. There's this thing called the "unknown queue" that will just randomly suck consults and tests away from the patient and send them into the ether. Patient comes in with cardiac arrest? Well good luck knowing that because his EKG and labs that.would show are now no longer attached to the patient. Who's now dead because you didn't know to push epi The VA Inspector General tore Cerner to shreds. Further implantation of it was halted under the last administration, but now it's back on.
International News seems to have finally picked up on 🥭 preparing Iran invasion and US military buildup near Iran. This is the absolute last time where 🥭 has the opportunity to TACO before he goes all in on his iran invasion. No wonder the market is trading like a EKG, there is immense uncertainty. If 🥭 actually invades and combat footage slowly leaks, most assets will dump then flatline.
My port startin to look like a fuckin EKG readout
Charts lookin like the EKG of a meth addict
MSTR did the EKG pattern today
SPY trying to draw an EKG line
Can we have one day where shot doesn't look like an EKG?
I know one of you has an EKG reading that looks like the spy chart
Coincidentally it also looks like my patient’s EKG from the other day. Sometimes the universe just gives signs
SPY chart is Santa’s EKG
Im pretty sure this is just an EKG line guys... this couldn't possibly be the stonk market.
why does QQQ look like an EKG chart
Holy shit that chart 😂 Looks like the EKG of someone having a heart attack
That pic looks like an EKG flat lining
Is that your portfolio or your EKG??
Yahoo Finance futures look like Damar Hamlin’s EKG
are your trades supposed to look like an EKG asking for a friend
Is this your EKG graph? Do you need me to call an ambulance?
An echocardiogram is an ultrasound, you're thinking of an ECG/EKG for you dyslexic yanks.
I trimmed a little at 2.6 when i saw the market turning to secure some profits and get rid of my leveraged portion of the position. still holding the rest. I'll trim off the rest at $2 if it fails for less profits (in at 1.5 this morning) but i largely base my trims on the price action. Hoping for $3.5-$4 but largely dependent on buying volume. I was looking at the market just now for EKG demand and got this so far: # Launch Timeline & Market Revenue Heartbeam is currently a **pre-revenue company** focused on product rollout. Specific revenue estimates from the company are **not publically stated** at this time, but the plan is: * **Launch Target:** A **limited U.S. commercial launch** is planned for **Q1 2026** (early 2026). * **Initial Focus:** The launch will target select **concierge and preventive cardiology groups** who have already shown interest, establishing a high-value beachhead. * **Market Context:** They are entering a huge, growing market: * Global Mobile ECG Devices Market: **$4.53 Billion (2025)**, expected to reach **$8.89 Billion by 2032**. * Analyst sentiment is generally positive ("Buy" ratings), reflecting optimism about their disruptive technology in this multi-billion dollar space. # Heartbeam's Competitive Landscape Heartbeam's main advantage is the **12-lead synthesis**. This places them uniquely between simple consumer devices and complex hospital equipment. # 1. Direct At-Home Mobile ECG Competitors These devices are the most direct threat in terms of convenience and consumer adoption, but they lack the full 12-lead capability. * **AliveCor (KardiaMobile, 6L):** The market leader in personal ECG, offering up to **6-lead** recordings, but not a full 12-lead synthesis. * **iRhythm Technologies (Zio Patch):** Dominant in the **extended-wear/Holter monitor** market segment. * **Consumer Wearables (Apple Watch, Samsung):** Offer single-lead (I) rhythm checks, but minimal clinical diagnostic value compared to 12-lead. # 2. Traditional Medical Device Giants These giants own the existing clinical EKG market and could eventually develop competing technology. * **GE HealthCare (GEHC)** * **Koninklijke Philips N.V. (Philips Healthcare)** * **Abbott Laboratories** * **Medtronic plc** With a current market cap of 88m I think this stock will have a lot of room for growth, plan to hold 200 shares for the longer term
A half dead 🥭 has a more volatile EKG than this shit.
MDBs 5 year looks like an EKG and it’s trading at 60 times revenue. What’s the story?
Stocks look like a EKG chart
EEG, not EKG. EKGs are still active in a coma 😜
The increased value over the last year of some stocks has a fluctuating but repetitive rhythym much like a self-similar fractal, small investors ride these ups and downs, but large investors can easily buy and sell exponentially increasing their profits. This is not natural, its an EKG recording human and machine manipulation.
SPY on that EKG penny stock type shit
https://preview.redd.it/e1ksgnl1hn2g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=710bcc153fd24b53799667fe7b54339e52e8da3e This shit looks like my current EKG
No offense, but I always laugh when I see a comments like this as is any phone call / teleconference really private and in addition, when Apple can monitor your health vitals with both AppleWatch and iPhone and share them with other devices (like blood pressure, EKG, pulse). I personally feel they are more secure that the Telehealth companies that arose after Covid.
EKG ass price action, I need 20 CCs of epinephrine
Portfolio is looking like a crackhead's EKG
Looks like an EKG that’s about to fail
Looks like EKG with do not resuscitate ending
Looks almost identical to a heart beat on an EKG
corn chart for today looks like an EKG
Been long silver and palladium since early sept. My portfolio balance looks like a fucking EKG lately
Think you posted your EKG on accident
Tesla one month graph looks like an EKG
This entire week was one green day followed by a red day, my portfolio looking like a damn EKG rn