ICE

bluen

Dang JD is an illegal immigrant in Pakistan and somehow Iran ICE is there too

ProudestPeasant

iran simply said GTFO out of my home or I will get our ICE troops on ya and won

DesignerSea494

I’m definitely not a Canadian in US. In fact, I love ICE. And not because it’s good for fishing. I love Budweiser and American Football.

sock_express34

Yes. Ram drivers all need to be deported by ICE to Antarctica.

Mouthpiecenomnom

Lol. Turn it into ICE ROAD TRUCKERS: GAY OF HORMUZ!

pilsnerd11

At the bottom of the sea. Just like prices are down, the Epstein files have been released, no new wars, ICE is only going after illegal immigrants with criminal records…

Easy-Marsupial3268

If he gets too mouthy you can always just call ICE.

Upper-Difficulty660

Thanks Vance FOR NOTHING as usual another GOP retard getting nothing done. At least it wasn't a total waste of a weekend, you got to spend more tax payer dollars flying all over the world. I'm waiting for ICE to deport his wife

SalamanderOk6944

quite telling where your allegiances are when your cited points are protesters at 'no kings' and 'anti ICE' rallies. are you signaling just a few protesters or all of them at those rallies?

Ok-Skill-7220

Beware conflating sales and market share. Beware treating EVs as a separate market to vehicles. ICE and EV compete for the same sales.

No_Current3675

ICE gonna fuck your shit up

TheLoneMaverick

They should be angrier that their grandparents and kids are being kidnapped by ICE gestapo thugs.

bladzalot

What?! No… this administration would never do anything based on assumption! Look at ICE for example… they were told to only round up the violent immigrants that were here illegally, and leave all the citizens and unharmful folks alone, no matter their immigration status… /fucking s

Yellow_Similar

Like all those Hispanic ICE goons.

MephistoHamProducts

> We have a war going on so we can't have an election... This is such a silly talking point. Elections are run by states. If Trump declares "No Elections because WAR", blue states can still hold elections and send reps to DC. There's not enough bodies in ICE or DHS to monitor all polling stations and harass voters. If red states go along with his insanity, then those red states lose the ability to send people to DC. If they don't go along with his insanity they undermine him. The only way for Trump or his festering clump of hangers on can "stop elections" is to literally start arresting and executing Democratic politicians and that's not "stopping elections", that's a violent coup. A violent coup is an entirely different ball of wax.

Baterick-Patman_

Yes, ICE deportation priority list

Busy_Philosopher1032

Pinches pendejos. Que le caiga el ICE, specially al “Brayan” cara de culo.

phreaminz

You saw the Feds going after the Reddit guy for hating on ICE. Fuck you think they will do to the guy who started the bank run? Passports and leave the country, asap OP. God speed sir.

LobsterOk5439

Why anyone would sign up to be in the US military at this point is beyond me? They are just maybe a step above the ICE goons. At least some adults are still in the way between the baffoons and the nukes.

Wrong_Dog_4337

My bear case on abaxx is a $5B buyout offer from CME or ICE. they shake enough shares loose they buy out abaxx tech. They get the whole company. Sure I make some money. But the ride to $50B is over. 

ai-moderator

#TLDR --- Ticker: ABXX (or ABXX.TO) Direction: Up 🚀 Prognosis: Buy Shares (Options do not exist yet, so you'll have to use actual equity like a boomer) Short Sellers: Deeply trapped and sweating bullets Catalysts: Exponential volume growth, dethroning COMEX/ICE, and big insider buying. **Summary:** Abaxx Technologies is rapidly building the next global commodities exchange, launching physically-delivered futures for Gold, LNG, and Lithium that are already beating legacy giants like ICE and COMEX in daily volume. Revenue and trading volumes are growing exponentially, and Wall Street hasn't fully priced it in yet. Meanwhile, massive short positions are stuck in a low-liquidity trap while insiders (like commodity legend Jeff Currie) are dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy up shares.

Swiftnice

Imagine the outrage if 🥭 has ICE raid the world cup lol

BFLO-Retail

https://rbnenergy.com/daily-posts/blog/crazy-little-crude-called-brent-links-ice-futures The elements used to “converge” the ICE Brent futures contract with the physical market are therefore prices for crude to be delivered in the next calendar month in the BFOE 25-day market. It is important to understand that although only a very small percentage of futures contracts are actually cashed out against the Brent Index, the $/Bbl price of the Index needs to be as close as possible to what a participant would have had to pay if they purchased a physical cargo in order to fulfill the convergence requirement. To this end ICE use first forward month assessments in the index because that is the first available crude for purchase that could be physically delivered during the expiring futures contract delivery period.

curious_investor007

The core observation here is real — the spread between Dated Brent (physical cargoes) and Brent futures is historically extreme. Dated Brent hit $144.42 on April 7 (all-time record per S&P Global Platts), while June futures were around $95-109. As of last week it was still ~$30-35 wide. But the trade thesis has some critical mechanical problems. Settlement doesn’t work the way OP thinks. BZ (CME Brent futures) cash-settles against the ICE Brent Index, which is derived from a cascade of forward contracts — not against Dated Brent directly. Dated Brent prices prompt physical cargoes for delivery in 10-30 days. Futures price delivery months out. These are structurally different instruments. Morgan Stanley’s commodities desk put it well: these two prices are connected but they don’t measure the same exposure in time or at the same point in the supply chain. There is no mechanical forcing function that pulls June futures up to match today’s physical spot price at expiry. BNO tracks futures, not physical. BNO holds front-month Brent futures and rolls them. If futures stay at $95 while Dated Brent is $130, BNO stays at $95-equivalent. The $60-70 target only works if futures converge upward to physical — which requires the supply disruption to persist or worsen through June. That’s a directional geopolitical bet, not an arbitrage. The spread isn’t manipulation — it’s the term structure of scarcity. The physical market is pricing “barrels available right now” (extremely tight, Hormuz still effectively closed). Futures are pricing “barrels expected to be available in June” (assumes some normalization from the ceasefire). The spread between Dated Brent and futures is called the EFS (Exchange for Swaps) and it reflects exactly this time dimension. If the ceasefire holds and Hormuz reopens, futures at $95 could be the correct price while physical at $130 reflects a temporary dislocation that resolves. Could OP still make money? Sure — if you believe Hormuz stays closed and the ceasefire collapses, crude rips higher and BNO calls print. But that’s a war bet with a defined thesis, not a convergence arb. Call it what it is. For anyone wanting to track the physical price: S&P Global Platts publishes the official Dated Brent assessment (paywalled). Free alternatives include the EIA Brent spot series on FRED (fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DCOILBRENTEU, delayed) and CNBC/Bloomberg articles that report the Platts numbers. Disclosure: No position in BNO, BZ, or crude oil.

Happy-n-Healthy

Plus using ICE to deport his best friends ex-wife and then the dad kidnaps the child from Brazil and brings him to the US....oh man.....I think it's joever [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGx22-yM6KE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGx22-yM6KE)

ReddiGod

Libtards finally have a path back to embracing ICE.

Moepenmoes

Stay right here I'm calling ICE

SolomonKings7

WTI is down 90 USD on hyper liquid: https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/xyz:CL It will be interesting to see the CME and ICE futures next Monday

Trashlify

No ICE

ShittyUsernane1222

🥭 cucked US economic and stock market growth by being a insufferable prick towards US allies, creating an army of insufferable pricks called ICE and enacting every possible regressive economic policy imaginable from tariffs to regressive taxes, encouraging corruption which undermines trust in the US.

Snoo23417

ICE has been alerted that a Canadian alien is inbound for US waters.

Regular-Hotel892

Not to what you seem to think it will. I recommend you read the ICE Brent Index settlement methodology. Regardless you have still yet to tell us what the actual trade is.

Regular-Hotel892

So this obviously isn’t an ARB… this is just being long OIL BNO basically holds BZM6. BZM6 settles to the ICE Brent Index. Which isn’t just the physical price of oil at that time. It’s a combination of many things, primarily including the forward paper market (further BZ expirations). There is no way to capture the spread between paper and physical oil. Even if you own thousands of barrels of oil you have to be able to beat the carry cost already implied in the futures market

Valkorion335786

"What is the charge? Buying puts? A succulent put on SPY? Get your hand off my penis! I see that you know your judo well." \- u/Valkorion335786 after he loses it all shorting SPY and gets arrested by ICE

Electrical-Box-4845

If SEC decide doing something they are not true patriots. ICE will substitute them

tgff333

WH just posted a thirst video on ICE agents saying they are hot. 🤮

BlackKnightsOptions

CPI is going to match estimates on everything. Trump probably has a troop of ICE agents "keeping them safe" at the BLS lol

bearhunter429

#My neighbor was a ber so I reported him to ICE. Just saw them take him away in handcuffs and his wife is crying. LMAO🤌

hazed-and-dazed

If 2 immigration agents have a baby, will it be called ICE ICE baby?

zitrored

You sure it wasn’t ICE? Easy mistake.

BarciNandosChicken

I got interested in it when they were discussing ICE body cams a few months ago, but the valuation metrics just looked way too rich for me and I think it's down 30% since then. They are essentially police state + AI, so they will pretty much just have to live in court and be hated by the general public. I think some of this was about inaccuracies in their AI summaries threatening the SaaS viability of their tech

migure_2025

at least, it is not ICE.

rwc5078

They told me to go to ICE I am afraid to call them

CraftyPerformance272

Reddit was more mad at the 2 ICE protesters killed in the USA rather than the 30,000 protesters Iran killed. Iran threatens its citizens to form human Shields and Reddit cheers

Asclepius-Rod

Maybe we can send all those new ICE agents over there and see what happens

Mean-Evidence-4056

\*Walter Bloomberg u/DeItaone 4/9/2023 JOE BIDEN SPOTTED AT ICE CREAM SHOP. VANILA WITH SPRINKLES.

bulldozer_66

This will cause others to make different choices. I predict that some countries, specifically in the global south and Pacific rim, will accelerate their conversion out of oil where they can in response. Long term the gasoline market is slowly shrinking as countries convert out of ICE vehicles a little bit at a time. This will push people to speed that up when they can. Why would anyone in sub-Sahara Africa bother with big power plants and such when a wind+solar installation would be cheaper and more self-reliant? Similar to when these same countries ditched landline phones because cell phones showed up and sped up their transitions without all those wires.

Brilliant_Object_847

LMAO poorly run piece of ice. As opposed to the greatly run piece of ICE.

FelixMumuHex

REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT

svpa3991

Someone tell mango we got ICE at home. Leave poor Greenland alone

Sweaty_Platypus69

lol.. the next crisis: Greenland? "REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!" - truth social.

Not_KD_I_Promise

The people of Greenland are begging and pleading for us to bomb the ICE that has trapped all of their beautiful precious metals, but NATO and the radical Denmark regime do NOT want Greenland to be rich.

Anxious-Pear4200

Thank u Donny, fking up everything the free world ever believed in for a long time. Destroying trade agreements all round the globe, isolating yourself and burning tax money for senseless wars. Proeject 2025! Were right in it guys! But there will be no happy end, like in Steves book. "NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT!" He attacked without any consent. And drove the world economy into death. This is leadership at its peak.

horseisahorse

>NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT >[Apr 08, 2026, 7:31 PM](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116371693008302124) grandpa's mad at NATO again

mackey88

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” -Distraction? Finish your Iran before staring your Cuba or Greenland.

Noble_Bastard

NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT

Independent-Tree-985

> NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT Jesus Fuck this guy

Public-Custard-6438

Nice try ICE

awesomefutureperfect

Knock wood but I think it is going to be an absolute shit show especially with ICE being his private army.

HoodRattusNorvegicus

So they were unlawfully arrested, but then aquitted. Meaning the legal system actually works. They did not end up in a ICE camp for months, refused their medication before getting deported.

ChickenYip

trump got ICE working TSA security& israel gona launch a false flag in USA

Fat_tail_investor

I’m not saying his behavior or actions are okay, but (thing being a stock market sub) if you are trying to analyze his actions to form trade ideas you need to model a non-rational actor. So many people were certain that tomorrow was going to be a day of bombing Iran and that today would be a blood bath on the markets because of Trumps tweets. Those trades were a mistake, I took the opposite side. As a Mexican raised by undocumented family members I am acutely aware of the ICE raids, and have donated funds to ImmDef and other organizations. But my strong dislike of Donald Trump has no factor on my trades. My only goal when interacting with financial markets is to make money.

HoodRattusNorvegicus

Really? I live in Europe and are not experiencing the «police state» righ wing lunatics are talking about. There is however massive disinformation campaigns, supported by Russia and now US, to bring down European democracy in favor of the far right in several countries. Vance was in Germany in support of these anti-democracy lunatics and now in Germany. Thats the huge issue in Europe. I do agree that Europe needs to grow some balls and realise that America is no longer a trustworthy ally, and fight this far right movement. Americans seems to allow Trump and his regime to constantly attack any media that writes anything negative. Weaponizing FCC to take down shows, and the modern day SS forces, ICE are literally executing people in the streets.

Environmental-Top862

Chinese EVs will eat Tesla's lunch. They have already won, and the next 10 years will see the end of Tesla as an international brand. They have not only won the EV race, but they have hammered in the last nail in ICE production, too. And, y'all are forgetting his 'wrong side of history' foray into right-wing politics. Pretty stupid move for a genius...

Wings_in_space

It is not even a Pyrrhic victory... It is a temporary cease fire. Nobody lost, nobody won... in two weeks everyone has moved on... Or so he hopes... Expect more ICE violence, more SAVE bs... More election bs...

ddrsdght

Send him 2-3 years ICE detention center and forget

jxx37

Fine if you are sitting in America and white. Not sure if your country is being bombed or ICE is marauding in your neighborhood to do casually ignore him

Important_Expert_806

Attempted to enrich for decades? I thought it was immediately threat? ICE murdered civilians.

glutathionegod

Hey Bears, looks like ICE CUBES are back on the menu! 🫵🤣🧊

qqeyes

What’s the over/under on this “cousin and niece” of the ayatollah or whatever that ICE deported are actually just some random iranians laura loomer stalked on twitter?

favorite_time_of_day

We're still in a partial shutdown over the ICE budget, and you think congress will agree to fund Trump's war? They will not.

Fearless-Willow-1977

ICE, attacking countries without rightful cause, putting dictators in place to control oil and other resources. The US prisons kills people all the time, the police too. It’s 7 times more murders in the US than Europe - but let’s not change a thing about this great country 🤣🤣🤣

confused_teabagger

Being detained by ICE

imunfair

Just have ICE deport him to Cuba, easier.

Portlandiahousemafia

I still don’t get the TACO thing, we are literally at war with Iran and tariffs have increased across the board, ICE is in the airports and Trump is actively ignoring the constitution.

Fastr77

Oh they all have ICE on their chest now

Haber_Dasher

I don't think the people who elected Trump voted in all the Democrats who have been sitting twiddling their thumbs while the president violates the Constitution daily. The only complaint they've had about Trump's illegal militarism & war crimes is that he didn't ask them first. They have been making literally zero effort to actually wield power. Remember when they backed down on the Big Beautiful Bill while they were winning the standoff and now everyone's health insurance is way more expensive? Remember how even in Minnesota the Democrat governor & Democrat mayors never once ordered local police to protect the citizens from ICE's illegal behavior? How the police actually protected ICE? How ICE murdered people in broad daylight she no one was arrested, no one in leadership told the police to arrest anyone. If the Democrats had any courage in their so-called convictions they would have used their authority to force a confrontation, force the constitutional crisis of one law enforcement agency mass arresting another, force ICE to consider if they're as willing to open fire on police as they are innocent civilians. But the Democrats have exhibited nothing more than breathtaking cowardice & incompetence.

prohammock

I live in Minneapolis. I’ve been within a foot of multiple BORTAC fuckers in full combat attire. You don’t need to tell me about ICE. 

AlaskaExplorationGeo

You might wish otherwise when ICE starts trying to put anyone who disagrees with them in camps

Grand-Print-743

If i upvote this before visting the great US of A will the ICE agents detain and execute me?

Electronic-Frame-364

Ok I'll let Todd know after he gets out of the ICE detainment facility for having the wrong color skin

D4nCh0

So far it’s USA’s European & Asian allies’ stock markets suffering more. Since USA is effectively energy independent. What’s at stake is US hegemony. USN blue water navy makes global shipping possible. There’s less reason to accept that hegemony. When it’s doubled, now tripling fuel costs. Iran just needs to get a barrel above $150. Then hold it for 2 to 3 weeks. Rural Asia running on ICE will shutdown, then naturally riot.

Safe-Wonder1797

There is a difference between accepting defeat and giving your enemy exactly what he wants. What you are describing is a present to Trump. Trump wants an uprising so he can declare martial law. He has been actively trying to provoke it with ICE in cities and states that oppose him. The rest of the world will be even more fucked if America is a full-on North Korean dictatorship under martial law with no hope of ever getting rid of that orange piece of shit and his simpleton cult. Right now, the best chance for us to defeat him is to let him continue to erode his own support and then vote against his party in November. If he fucks with our election then our there is a legitimate reason for escalation. And hopefully in the meantime the world will continue to isolate the U.S. and make us suffer the consequences for Trump’s decisions.

8-bit_heartstrings

I did my best. I didn't vote for this fucker twice; I was loud and warning this would happen. "You're overreacting. We need to give him a chance." It didn't matter the warnings from all the NJ and NY contractors who've done business with him; it didn't matter that he used to be a Democrat before he switched over, because the Republican ideology gave him more money and more power It didn't matter that we got a preview of what happened the first time; that should have been MORE than enough ample warning from his first term not to put him back in office. They still picked him over a woman. We went through COVID because of his negligence. I watched both my mom and sister die. Neither got to have funerals due to the shutdowns by HIS negligence. I have nowhere to mourn for them to this day. Now I have to worry every day that I'll end up in a camp or worse because I'm registered as a democrat, a woman who chose to not have biological kids and has autism. Because with all the horrors going on, there's still so much worse shit here that slipped through the cracks. ICE isn't going to just go after immigration; they are Trump's secret police. No one is safe.

ThaDude915

I tried man. I voted against the motherfucker every time, and I'm a white male veteran with a highschool diploma. I'm the exact demographic that is supposed to like him. He showed us who he was long ago, and people are too stupid or too unaware to believe it. I know people say we should be rioting like the French, but its hard man. Our Police shoot us. ICE disappears people. We lose healthcare if we dont work. I absolutely hate what we're doing right now but i feel powerless to stop it. The Dems aren't doing shit either. The Govt is bought and paid for by the corporations / Oligarchs

Hairy_Technology_213

That’s because they all joined ICE and are busy putting abuelas in chokeholds.

0xBorisjohnson

We would love to serve tacos today but unfortunately our grill chef is currently being detained by ICE

Sloober--Dog

They all work for ICE now.

Flashy-Finger-8600

Mango wil send in ICE to open the strait, it’s not Minnesota bruh

disciple1956

Who feels this is why the top brass are let go to retire? Because refuse to follow illegal orders. When are Congress growing their own integrity? This house of cards will Falkland hard? Also who feels the Concentration camps are JUST for illegal and brown people who most are citizens? Can you see his ICE army rounding us all up for disobeying? Why does he need so much money for them? Let's watch but also act with our voices

lysergalien

ICE would check for illegal aliens but they're too busy at the airport

kal14144

It’s sir 🥭 and if you don’t say sir you get raided by ICE

papasmurftp

He should literally just send ICE to ground invade Iranistan. isn't beating the shit out of brown people literally their job?

irradiatedcitizen

Fuck outta here with your lies. Right wing oligarchs own the media. Fascists are the ones censoring people. Books are being banned by moms for liberty and turning point and other conservative idiots.  Even CBS got bought out by the right wing and is taking Colbert off the air even though he has the highest ratings in his time slot.  CBS news had a piece about the el salvador blacksite immigrants are being sent to by ICE and the right wing owners cancelled it and prevented it from airing. Fascists gonna fascist. 

pineapplekiwipen

which position do i apply for in ICE to be put in charge of re-educating soleimani's niece

DoctorDividend

interesting, I have a Tesla and had the same thing happen, got 1 tire just like an ICE car, your buddy must be really gullible

Jagged_Tide

“You can’t protest or you get shot” Like protesting ICE in America? Maybe Iran should regime change the U.S.?

BrainLate4108

Women are already subhuman with GOP laws. And ICE locks more people up than the Iranian government. But thanks for playing bot. 🤖

sweetplantveal

Maybe more ICE funding will help?

Anxious-Pear4200

Well, thats to late, pitchforks against AR15 by ICE isnt a good match. TOO LATE!