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Iranian regime is a dictatorship. They have to be 2 faced to save face. Negotiation table: "Yes sir whatever you want, just don't kill us." Media: "WE WON THE WAR" (They're like all dead and lost everything)
>I am curious what changed while the war has been going on that has put an end to the relatively flat growth we were seeing before the war started? This is a common theme with posters on this sub, but, OP, I've got to ask you a question (and all the other folks making posts that largely regurgitate the same exasperated question of "WHY IS THE MARKET UP! THERE'S A WAR GOING ON AND I'M SHORT THE S&P!!"): Why do you presuppose that market volatility (or any price movement in general) is only precipitated on this single binary outcome of War / No War? it just seems like a really weird assumption that lots of people on /r/investing have seemed to adopt. Even further, it also ignores the latest topic de jeur (that this sub seems to have completely forgotten about) - (risk adjusted) **AI-related productivity gains** I guess a better question to ask might be: would you have this same assumption in the mid-90s, right around the time the internet was starting to become ubiquitous in every day life all the while Desert Storm I is taking place? Would you **still** hold the opinion that the economy is doomed? Or would you see geopolitical conflict as a discrete event - that will eventually resolve? Vs the backdrop of permanent per capita productivity increases (from having 99% of every piece of written information you could ever need, right at your fingertips, conveniently in your house)?
THE WAR IS OVER! Hope you all bought the bottom when Tom Lee and I said so.
You clearly not being paying any attention to any Pope. So you just forgot JP2 critics the war in Iraq? You're free to disagree with him, but saying he doesn't represent the Church isn't how it works - " TO WAR"! War is not always inevitable. It is always a defeat for humanity. International law, honest dialogue, solidarity between States, the noble exercise of diplomacy: these are methods worthy of individuals and nations in resolving their differences,” said John Paul II to the diplomatic corps at the Vatican on January 13, 2003, when the war against Saddam Hussein's regime in Iraq already started to fray. He tried every means at his disposal to stop U.S. President George W. Bush and his administration from a war he considered a threat not only to the Middle East but also to world order. Pope Francis criticised Immigration policies. They're a head of state and represent the Church, the teachings of the Gospels. They have every right to go against a country if they're leading their followers against the teachings of Christ, the Church and Gospels
[WAR IS OVER](https://youtu.be/ctwqa3QCwMw?si=BsTyqdGYl1VcKTmW)
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Is that just the prelude article to the "WAR IS OVER" truth social posts?
SPY remember the WAR IS OVER
SPY at $630: PUMP IT! THE WAR IS OVER!!! GET THE FUCK IN WE'RE GOING TO THE MOOOOOON!!! SPY at $697: Increasing our exposure by 1 more dollar to print a new ATH is not congruent with our risk profile.
Is allbirds replacing Anthropocene Claude and ChatGPT with the dept of WAR, where is my bird bot
China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!! President DJT ????? WAR OFF TODAY!
Imagine time traveling back 2 weeks ago and telling people that SPY would be approaching 700. They'd all be like # "NOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOO!! OIL GOING TO 150$!! WAR'S NOT ENDING ANYTIME SOON!!!!! NEXT 2008 CRISIS INCOMING!!!!! 🤬😤😭😳😡"
SJ reporting 20 ships passed today and Iran ports blocked, but a few China ships slip through. MEME WAR (and no one cares about Israel & Lebanon). calls... until it's puts
‘WAR IS OVER AND PEACE DEAL HAS BEEN MADE’ Spy goes -10% right away
*CITADEL CEO KEN GRIFFIN SAYS WAR IN IRAN ONE OF THE GREATEST GEOPOLITICAL EVENTS OF OUR LIFETIME Till ken Griffin is a fucking loser who's short and losing a lot of money
War is not bullish u fools. Ending the war is: AND THE WAR IS OVER
after I bought USO calls last week, I noticed a new voice in my head saying, "WAR!!!! Let loose the dogs and light it on fire!!! I see victory! I see victory! Give me $200 oil!!!" and, for the first time in my life, I saw clearly that the financial market is a benevolent force which gently guides and elevates our souls to perfection.
>HARVARD PROFESSOR ESTIMATES THAT A WAR WITH IRAN WILL COST TAXPAYERS MORE THAN $1 TRILLION. Im going with 2.71 trillion
WAR, HUH! What is it good for? Apparently btc and USO calls
The United States literally can't "wipe Iran off the map" they literally do not have the strength to do it, other than using nukes. They can bomb all the power plants and bridges they want, Iran will just retaliate by crucifying the Arab Gulf States, sending the world economy into even more horrendous condition. The only way Trump can bring that to an end is a TOTAL WAR invasion, against Iran's 1m fighting force and an heavily insurgent population, for which he will require the draft. There's no world in which he will do that. If he tries, there will be a revolt. Americans do not have the political will or motivation to wage or win this war, while Shia Muslims will literally die for this, martyrdom is exalted in their religion, and Trump literally said their "ENTIRE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE". They are ready to fucking go, son. Do not believe the bs western propaganda of "iranians want us to bomb them, they are celebrating in the streets" If the US says fuck it and leaves, and lets "EU/Asia deal with the fallout" that just means the end of the petrodollar. No one is going to be forced to pay for oil using dollars because the US has just shown that all it's military and airforce and navy is ACTUALLY good for is taking a giant goopy shit on the carpet and letting someone else clean it up instead of enforcing free and "fair" maritime trade. Billions of people around the world who have no control over whom yankees put in the WH have now been put in a crisis through no fault or action of their own. They now have no incentive to pay for oil with dollars, have no reason to trust the US to uphold any trade agreement, alliance or goodwill promise and have active rage that the Americans have worsened their living conditions. So they'll simply sell our treasuries and stop buying oil with dollars. What's the US going to do about it? Fucking nothing, we have no teeth anymore, since Iran just made us their bitch. That crashes our economy because now who the fuck needs to buy our treasuries, but preserves the world economy in some roundabout way, albeit through a new world order, one which the US is not the policeman of, and everyone knows it. These two choices are dichotomous. Either one happens or the other. If Trump TACOes out to choice 2 after trying some version of choice 1 it will just turn into a worse choice 2 with even worse consequences for the US and longer hurt on the global economy than necessary. I'd love for someone to explain to me i'm wrong other than "ghey bear number go up"
why is the market happy with the blockade of a blocade? **BECAUSE IT MEANS TACO IS NO LONGER FLYING PLANES AND BOMBARDING SHIT DAILY, we´re more stable, we´re back to economic war, no more kinetic war**, rist of a nuke going of is over.... THE WAR IS OVER, the blocade of the blocade is the chosen form of TACO
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
The "OMG WAR" and "JUST KIDDING" roller coaster is priced in now.
>IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NEW YORK POST in case you still don't get it
IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NEW YORK POST was the headline
IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NYP pump news
IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NEW YORK POST If you cant TACO, force other party to TACO
NOW WHAT? ANOTHER WAR?
If LBJ had been "WAR ON" "WAR OFF" like a game of red light green light stocks woulda done better in during Vietnam.
> We have a war going on so we can't have an election... This is such a silly talking point. Elections are run by states. If Trump declares "No Elections because WAR", blue states can still hold elections and send reps to DC. There's not enough bodies in ICE or DHS to monitor all polling stations and harass voters. If red states go along with his insanity, then those red states lose the ability to send people to DC. If they don't go along with his insanity they undermine him. The only way for Trump or his festering clump of hangers on can "stop elections" is to literally start arresting and executing Democratic politicians and that's not "stopping elections", that's a violent coup. A violent coup is an entirely different ball of wax.
# *Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone · 1h # *TRUMP: STOCK MARKET HASN'T GONE DOWN VERY MUCH AT ALL AFTER WAR 🤡
TRUMP: STOCK MARKET HASN'T GONE DOWN VERY MUCH AT ALL AFTER WAR Hope you got puts.
*TRUMP: STOCK MARKET HASN'T GONE DOWN VERY MUCH AT ALL AFTER WAR Puts it is
: STOCK MARKET HASN'T GONE DOWN VERY MUCH AT ALL AFTER WAR oh it will trumpy Monday death but of course you knew that that’s why your going to level 7 jahanam
>BREAKING: Trump shares article suggesting he has the option of enforcing a naval blockade on Iran THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
Bols with no deal: *was anyone really surprised by this?* Bols with a deal: *OMFG WAR IS OVER NO ONE SAW THIS DEAL COMING!!+$+$ SPY +25% MONDAY RIP JEFF ROGAN!!*
>BREAKING: JD Vance says will return to the US without a deal THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
BREAKING: THE WAR NEVER HAPPENED AND GAS PRICES ARE DUE TO OBRAMAS AND SLEEPERS DEEP STATE GAS TAXES -Axios
BREAKING: PAKISTAN PM ANNOUNCES SUCCESSFUL CEASEFIRE DRAFT, MUTUALLY AGRRED BASIS TO END WAR. REPORTS POINT TOWARDS A COMPROMISE ON PREVIOUSLY FROZEN IRANIAN ASSETS, RECOVERING IRANIAN URANIUM. \-Axios
>Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
*NETANYAHU'S CORRUPTION TRIAL WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY DUE TO THE END OF THE STATE OF EMERGENCY IMPOSED BY THE IRAN WAR.* Ok so puts at close tomorrow lmao
WHITE HOUSE WARNED STAFF LAST MONTH ABOUT FUTURES & PREDICTION MARKET BETS AMID IRAN WAR: WSJ how nice
IRAN FM ON ISRAELI STRIKES ON LEBANON: BALL IS IN US COURT; WORLD WATCHING WHETHER US HONOURS ITS COMMITMENTS US-IRAN CEASEFIRE TERMS CLEAR; US MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN CEASEFIRE OR CONTINUED WAR VIA ISRAEL - CANNOT HAVE BOTH ISRAEL'S NETANYAHU: CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN DOES NOT INCLUDE HEZBOLLAH; ISRAEL WILL CONTINUE TO STRIKE THEM A SENIOR AMERICAN OFFICIAL SAID THAT THE ISSUE OF CONTINUING THE FIGHTING IN LEBANON CAME UP DURING THE PHONE CALL BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU LAST NIGHT, DURING WHICH TRUMP UPDATED ON THE CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN. NETANYAHU RAISED THE ISSUE OF LEBANON, AND TRUMP DID NOT EXPRESS OPPOSITION TO CONTINUING THE FIGHTING AGAINST HEZBOLLAH. So... what will happen. Is Trump gonna double taco?
NETANYAHU: WE ARE READY TO WAR WITH IRAN AT ANY MOMENT damn give this guy the peace prize
Oh shit 💩 > IRAN'S MEHR NEWS AGENCY SAYS AIR DEFENSES ACTIVATED IN IRANIAN CITIES INCLUDING ISFAHAN AND KERMAN, EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ISFAHAN1 LIKE REACTION. # > NETANYAHU: WE ARE READY TO WAR WITH IRAN AT ANY MOMENT
This is pretty misguided. Maybe the deception in all the press releases and tweets (on both sides btw! I dont see anyone talking about how Iran at every point said Trump is lying there are no communications between us, yet clearly they were talking to trump that entire time), but maybe that deception was a MILITARY TACTIC BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES AT WAR OVER THINGS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN STEALING LUNCH MONEY FROM INTERNET TROLLS.
Iran War recap: Rubio: Sir, if we attack they will close the Strait of Hormuz Mango: They don't have the balls to close the Strait of Hormuz Hegseth: Sir, they just closed the Strait of Hormuz Mango: OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ NOW INSHALLAH Pakistan: PLEASE SIR, EXTEND YOUR DEADLINE Iran: We will agree to a ceasefire if you give us the ability to charge tolls on the Strait and have as much nuclear material as we want Mango: AGREED. WE WON THIS WAR, OBAMA COULD HAVE NEVER DONE THIS
Newflash: Iranians think they still get to enrich Uranium. So what exactly was accomplished? [https://www.cnn.com/.../live.../iran-war-trump-us-israel...](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-israel?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExajVta1hkN2U2MnY1YlJYT3NydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4xP1n1ZDh6C2lhmF90IZEb3Cz1kVrZB0dOyubyH-uyE6UuXiJmMGKhQjDhpw_aem_oa9C5bml5uTiRsQlacLxYg#cmnpa20cl000i356t2pmyrbmh) has also agreed to accept Iran’s nuclear enrichment and recognize its continued control over the Strait of Hormuz, according to the council. Controlled passage through the waterway would be carried out “in coordination with Iran’s armed forces,” it added. SO WHAT EXACTLY DID THE US ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS WAR?
GUESS WHAT??? THEY STILL GET TO ENRICH OIL!!!! [https://www.cnn.com/.../live.../iran-war-trump-us-israel...](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-israel?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExajVta1hkN2U2MnY1YlJYT3NydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4xP1n1ZDh6C2lhmF90IZEb3Cz1kVrZB0dOyubyH-uyE6UuXiJmMGKhQjDhpw_aem_oa9C5bml5uTiRsQlacLxYg#cmnpa20cl000i356t2pmyrbmh) has also agreed to accept Iran’s nuclear enrichment and recognize its continued control over the Strait of Hormuz, according to the council. Controlled passage through the waterway would be carried out “in coordination with Iran’s armed forces,” it added. SO WHAT EXACTLY DID THE US ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS WAR?
I think a Mod Should pin the Unalive Help Line Number for all the WAR BEARS https://preview.redd.it/itt50d5oxutg1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618d0a73753cdab67bef8f23d11bcc89fdafa081
UPDATED US WAR SCOREBOARD POST 1940: VIETNAM: EMBARRASSED KOREA: EMBARRASSED (N.Korea uranium enrichment) AFGHANISTAN: EMBARRASSED (infinite budget vs men in tents and lost) IRAQ: EMBARRASED (Achieved literally nothing) IRAN: EMBARRASED (Iran uranium enrichment) WW2: WON (By dropping a nuke on innocent factory workers) 1/6
WAR OVER, ROARING 20s, SPY 800 EOM
https://preview.redd.it/e5eu1r3znutg1.png?width=479&format=png&auto=webp&s=29b936d1d07f7ef8996c184a3dadc4d42c7195da **BUY PUTS GUYS THE WAR IS STILL ON AND THE STRAIT IS STILL CLOSED** Hahagahahahahagsfa
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
STUPID WAR is finally over congrats to those who held
Guys, Sources are saying WE WON THE WAR!!! Let's gooooooooooooooooo
We no longer have secretary of defense. We have "Secretary of WAR". These people never grew out of their adolescence.
Well, what about domestic terrorism. The government IS ALLOWING oil companies to pillage the American people with price gouging. NO ONE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WANTED THIS "WAR". HE SAID IT NOT ME. "WAR". SO NOW WE'RE AT WAR.
So are we still bombing tonight? The entire day told me WAR IS CANCELLED
The fuckface stay drunk > US OFFICIALS SAY HEGSETH'S PORTRAYAL OF IRAN WAR IS OVERLY OPTIMISTIC & RISKS MISLEADING LEADERSHIP; INTELLIGENCE ASSESSMENTS SHOW OVER HALF OF IRAN'S LAUNCHERS REMAIN INTACT & THOUSANDS OF DRONES STILL AVAILABLE, CONTRADICTING HEGSETH'S CLAIMS - WAPO
He hasn't once spoke to Iran. lol Iran loves this shit, they want WAR
Why are we V ? I was told we are going to WAR tonight and I got tons of 0DTE PUTS that's bleeding red. FUK
I think it's funny how in the midst of all of this analysts are like "THIS COMPANY IS PROJECTED FOR $$1000 BECAUSE AI GOOGLE DEAL, NO WAR, ONLY AI AIAIAIAIAAIAIAIAIAIA"
I thought it was KAMALA/HILARY/JOEBIDEN WILL LEAD US TO WORLD WAR 3!!! Jesus Christ this is so fucked up. He cannot have this much power. President does not have this right.
Yeah I can totally see Harris posting insane rantings on social media and have a weekend news anchor leading the Defense Department…or sorry Department of WAR.
BEARISH-FLAT followed by THE WAR IS OVER after hours for a major SPIKE Tomorrow. KHARG gets taken this weekend for a total CRASH after Barron has a chance to jump in on the spike.
Prediction: No deal formed. Military is going to go all out in one final massive show of force. Mango will tweet “WAR US OVER PRAISE BE TO ALLAH” right before market open tomorrow. 2% Green Day.
> *VANCE: THE MILITARY OBJECTIVES OF THE IRAN WAR HAVE BEEN COMPLETED Mission Accomplished!
You’re gambling with WORLD WAR THREE
$TPET 🚨 SHORT SQUEEZE RELOADED — WAR FOOTING 🚨 THE CATALYST: Hopes for an Iran deal are FADING. Tuesday 8 PM deadline is looming. U.S. prepared to target power plants. Oil prices already hitting $115+ and climbing. 🛢️💣 CTB is INSANE: Over 150% cost to borrow. Shorts are trapped in a burning house with no exit. 🩸 Short Interest: ~21% of the float. This war news is the spark that blows the top off. Dark Pool Heat: Those 161k & 127k blocks were the whales loading before the headlines hit. 🐳 Key Levels: Holding like a rock at $0.66. If we gap over $0.76 at the open, we test $1.00 by lunch. 🚀 The ATM dilution is the ONLY thing keeping this down. If the geopolitical volume pours in, the shorts get vaporized. 🦍🔥 #TPET #ShortSqueeze #Oil #Bullish #OPEC #IranDeadline
$TPET 🚨 SHORT SQUEEZE RELOADED — WAR FOOTING 🚨 THE CATALYST: Hopes for an Iran deal are FADING. Tuesday 8 PM deadline is looming. U.S. prepared to target power plants. Oil prices already hitting $115+ and climbing. 🛢️💣 CTB is INSANE: Over 150% cost to borrow. Shorts are trapped in a burning house with no exit. 🩸 Short Interest: ~21% of the float. This war news is the spark that blows the top off. Dark Pool Heat: Those 161k & 127k blocks were the whales loading before the headlines hit. 🐳 Key Levels: Holding like a rock at $0.66. If we gap over $0.76 at the open, we test $1.00 by lunch. 🚀 The ATM dilution is the ONLY thing keeping this down. If the geopolitical volume pours in, the shorts get vaporized. 🦍🔥 #TPET #ShortSqueeze #Oil #Bullish #OPEC #IranDeadline
Yes but look at XAD and SHLD... Dismal performance lately despite WAR
Iran just now: mangoman “has about 20 hours” left to either surrender to Iran “or his allies will return to the Stone Age” And also Iran bombing large petro plant in SA apparently. And Iran bombing everyone (UAE, Qatar, Kuwait). And also USA and Israel bombing Iran. To summarize: WAR
>HOPES FADE FOR DEAL WITH IRAN AHEAD OF TUESDAY-NIGHT DEADLINE – WSJ THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED Debt: $38.5T (CRITICAL) Debt/GDP: 122.5% (CRITICAL) Total Liabilities: $213.5T (EXTREME) Liabilities/GDP: 679% (TERMINAL) Interest/Revenue: 34% (DEBT TRAP)
• Trump vow chaos if elected - markets go up. - Trump elected, chaos ensues - markets go up. -Global superpower enacts worldwide tariffs - markets go up. • No hint of war - markets go up. • Maybe go to war - markets go up. • IRANIAN WAR - markets go up. • Oil, fertilizer,helium supplesin more peril than at any time in history - markets go up. • War might end - markets go up. • Absolute, hard deadline for war to end - markets go up. • Above deadline shifts based on one man’s whimsy - markets go up. What’s not to understand?
- Global superpower enacts worldwide tariffs - markets go up. - No hint of war - markets go up. - Maybe go to war - markets go up. - IRANIAN WAR - markets go up. - Oil supply in more peril than at any time in history - markets go up. - War might end - markets go up. -Absolute, hard deadline for war to end - markets go up. -above deadline shifts based on one man’s whimsy - markets go up. What’s not to understand?
the "WAR ALMOST OVER" part was meant to be sarcastic. The other parts are direct quotes from Kegseth. about 3 min ago.
>TRUMP ASKED HOW STRIKING IRANIAN INFRASTRUCTURE WOULD NOT BE A WAR CRIME: BECAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS. I dont think that holds in court.
> IRAN DEMANDS PERMANENT END TO WAR IN REPLY TO US: IRNA # They basically said *STAAAAHHHPPPPP* 🌈
654p 656p 0DTE DA FUKKEN WAR Y’ALL
Waaaaahhhhhh but I wanted MORE WAR AND DESTRUCTION OF MY FELLOW MAN :(((((( - 🐻
Stay up for another 30 min so I can get cheaper puts. Lol These dumbass algos will believe anything. WAR IS OVER. ALL TROOPS TO BE SENT HOME IMMEDIATELY AND OIL IS NOW FREE
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Ahhh, the 4 SEPARATE FBI INTERVIEWS (determined to be HIGHLY CREDIBLE) from the young lady RAPED BY TRUMP when she was 13, and the DOJ ATTEMPTED to hide in the Epstein Files! (AND quite sure theirs PLENTY MORE in the rest of the 3.5 MILLION files they are actively in violation of Federal Law by STILL HIDING!) And then theirs both the INNOCENT FISHERMEN who were murdered in INTERNATIONAL WATERS and the "summary execution" of UNARMED attacked SURVIVORS who were MURDERED again in INTERNATIONAL WATERS , while clinging on to floating wreckage! (FYI: as a COMBAT VETERAN I am fully aware that IF the "first strike" was not a WAR CRIME then the follow up ABSOLUTELY WAS! (As was also confirmed by members of OUR JAG, multiple ally Nations, and the ICC!)
THIS. Redditsisters, there's a WAR in the MIDDLE EAST! How could this happen?!?!?!?
Imagine the duality of holding to be true "markets return 7% on average" and also looking at the start of a protracted WAR (yes the real kind) in the middle east and thinking you don't need to do anything with your 401k. yep just keep those contributions flowing right into your target date retirement fund i'm sure you won't lose 30% this year on everything you've been building for the last 20 years. you'll be fine bro. nothing ever changes right?
Any average person would see the news "US FIGHTER JET DOWNED.." "IRAN WAR ESCALATED.." and KNOW the market will be red Monday.. which EQUATES TO.. market sky rocketing!
*Recession Indicator* Your friend says, “you’re celibate?” You respond, “We’re in a HOLY WAR and you want a gf?”
What’s the O/U on “I’ve signed an executive order making it ILLEGAL to sell equities during wartime. It’s unfair for SLEEPY JOE and the DIRTY D*******s to MANIPULATE THE MARKET to try to make me look bad while we’re WINNING THIS WAR. Thank you for your attention to this matter”?
Get ready for the angry all caps tweet coming soon, like: WE ARE NEGOTIATING SO HARD AND IRAN IS LYING. WILL BOMB THEIR DAYCARES UNTIL THEY ACKNOWLEDGE WE ARE NEGOCIATING! THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS WAR CRIME
I know we are all waiting for: IRAN IF YOU DON'T GIVE US OUR PILOT RIGHT NOW WE WILL USE A NUCLEAR WEAPON TO VAPORIZE YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WAR CRIME
The inevitable 🥭 truth social post: “WINNERS DONT GET SHOT DOWN. WAR WILL BE OVER IN 2 WEEKS”
"With a little more time, WE CAN EASILY OPEN THE DARDENELLES, TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE AND WIN THE GREAT WAR!"
#### 🚨 REMINDER: WAR IS **BULLISH** 🤡 >!if you're invested in LMT [Lockheed Martin]!<