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Don’t worry folks, the DEPARTMENT OF WAR says everything is fine 👍
Someone has been farming SPX 0DTE options with fake geopolitical headlines all week - receipts here.
$27k profits this week UGH bittersweet end to the war (SYSTERIX - Apr 17, 2026)
$60k profits this week THE WAR HASNT ENDED YET (SYSTERIX - Apr 10, 2026)
HIMS stock what you guys think?
Efficient market hypothesis Vs Reflexivity Vs TACO
The WAR Report: High Stock Market Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Stock Market Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Stock Market Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
Trump says US and Iran have held talks on ending war in Middle East as he postpones power plant strikes
Trump Postpones Strikes on Iran Energy Sites for Five Days
$69k Profit from SPX credit spreads - THANK YOU IRAN WAR (SYSTERIX - Mar 20, 2026)
TWO receives $10.70 per share unsolicited acquisition proposal - BIDDING WAR LIKELY
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
Bers really thought they had this🤣 WAR IS BULLISH
$ELUT: FDA Catalyst Presentation TODAY + Insiders "Loading the Boat" at $0.50
Artificial Intelligence Strategy for the Department of War / D.o.D
Possible World War III between U.S. , Greenland, and Denmark? Stock market crash? Caused by Trump
Possible World War III between U.S. , Greenland and Denmark? Stock market crash? Caused by Trump
Is $LEXX a multi bagger in the making???
🌏We the ASIA / KOREA Pre makreters STAND STRONG
TRUMP: WE'RE IN A TRADE WAR WITH CHINA • I feel like I’ll be using this fucking meme for the rest of the year…
Trump Crowns Himself & Netanyahu ‘WAR HEROES’
Why I Switched To Penny Stocks
Even the NVDA ceo is dumping shares now because he can't fight TRUMPS CHIP WAR
Squeeze Finder Al Watchlist 23June2025 -- WATCH YOUR ASS IN THIS WAR MARKET $OSRH, $LPTX, $NINE, $JBIO, $CDTX (pick stocks out of this that you think are war proof) NFA
Squeeze Finder Al Watchlist 23June2025 -- WATCH YOUR ASS IN THIS WAR MARKET $OSRH, $LPTX, $NINE, $JBIO, $CDTX (pick stocks out of this that you think are war proof) NFA
🚨 Meme Stock WAR: Is Roaring Kitty No Longer King? 👑
Moody’s Rating And Why You Shouldn’t Care Explained Degenerately
🚀🚀🚀 DEUTZ vs RHEINMETALL: WHICH GERMAN AUTIST PLAY WILL LAUNCH YOU TO THE FUCKING MOON? 🚀🚀🚀
President crashing the stock market on purpose so his friends can buy back in cheaply? CHECK
Former BoA strategist expects to see real, crippling material shortages showing up in the U.S. imminently. Both on the consumer side and the industrial side
MUUH "Exit Liquidity pump" LOL -> STOKCS ONLY GO UP
🚨TESLA DD - THE MYTH OF “BOUNCING ON BAD EARNINGS” IS DEAD 🚨 (aka why this quarter is set up for a bloodbath)
🚨 TSLA DD – THE MYTH OF “BOUNCING ON BAD EARNINGS” IS DEAD 🚨 (aka Why This Quarter Is a Setup for a Bloodbath)
China vows retaliation against countries that follow U.S. calls to isolate Beijing
Trump's Panic Over U.S. Debt Will Ultimately Lead to War.
The GLOBAL TRADE WAR just got REAL! 👀 UNIVERSAL TARIFF of 10% while CHINA gets 125%
The GLOBAL TRADE WAR just got REAL! 👀 UNIVERSAL TARIFF of 10% while CHINA gets 125%
Mentions
If PPI doesn't fuck shit up today.... Market will all of a sudden go like "Wait a second, EQUITY RAISES FROM HYPERSCALERS??? LET THE SEMI BUYING FRENZY BEGIN, WHHHHAT WAR LMAO??"
So we end the war we are up, we start the war we are up, theeeen, WAR ARE GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
K-WAR is kind of a cool name for a fed chair tho.
**Just so everyone knows how many times we obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
I'm missing WAR and WTF showing up in the tickers at the top of this thread on days like today 😄
I sold half my portfolio to buy the "CPI" dip. Looks like mango added another WAR dip for tomorrow.
I mentioned this before, but, I really think this historic run up from the WAR lows was solely to insert the rug under retail right before PDT gets rolled back. The rebound from the lows coincided with when they announced the rollout.
WAR! What is it good for? Absolutely stocks!
"And nevermind the fucking WAR I started without weighing any of the strategic consequences!!! Stocks should go UP because I am a GENIUSSSSSSS!!!!"
the ONLY way this works out for the 0 DTE bulls is if TRUMP ends the WAR RN
Bear: HAAH "fake" peace deal doesn't work anymore!!! checkmate bulls 😏 # THIS JUST IN: WAR HALTED 🚀📈 Bear: Darn, fell for it again 😓
Oh we’re getting towards the end of the week?? *Ceasefire* It’s the beginning of the week?? *WAR MACHINE KEEPS TURNING*
New tweet: "Due to current circumstances, there will be no GLOBAL PEACE WEDNESDAY today. We may will return to regular programming next week. POTENTIAL PEACE FRIDAY and TOTAL WAR MONDAY are still on. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
Same thing happened to me with WAR
>I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut, and any Troops that are on their way, have already been turned back. Likewise, through highly placed Representatives, I had a very good call with Hezbollah, and they agreed that all shooting will stop — That Israel will not attack them, and they will not attack Israel. President ONE WAR DOWN
This whole war theme is not supported by the WAR index. It just disagrees with the whole notion. Worked during 2025 war, but not with 2026 war, though the depletion of ammo guarantees orders for many years. If that doesn't move it up, nothing will. https://preview.redd.it/4kka21ciel4h1.png?width=3388&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc55119cd12c417b3c3401273c9f08dea91f68bb
#taco pls pump TEAM you know you like to track WAR ticket status via good interface right
You all need to start viewing this as a HOLY WAR. There will be NO DIPLOMACY
**Just so everyone knows how many times we obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
The WAR ETF has been pretty active recently too.
IF 🥭 ANNOUNCES RANDOM PRESS CONFERENCE YOU KNOW HE TOOK THE DEAL AND HE IS GOING TO BRAG ABOUT HOW HE WON THE WAR FOR THE 80th TIME. 🤌🏻👌🏻🤏🏻
>US military carries out new strikes in Iran # WAR OFF WAR ON WAR OFF WAR ON
Getting T-shirts made # I ❤️ THE MOST HATED RALLY: IRAN WAR EDITION
**Plus we already obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
SpaceX pending IPO and WAR (aka 'Murica)
Remember: If you listened to the bers and sat out of memory, sat out of space, sat out of chips because MUH BUBBLE MUH WAR, you would've been fked out of so much money LMAO
The same stocks that went up so much during (because of) war will be the ones that also crash once peace is done. The whole 30% move on Nasdaq WAS a WAR trade that could end here with a final peace solution.
Definitive peace deal is unlikely but NO WAR WITH IRAN MEANS PORTS ARE GONNA RUNNNNNN
its called trending tickers, i dont know what the trend is calculated from exactly but i've seen some nonsense trending up there in the past, like WAR, that got added because it was a frequently occurring word in the DT that happens to also be a ticker
**Just so everyone knows how many times we obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
Love it how on Fri close they said new DRAFT of the peace deal will be out for Iran to look at and sign by Sunday and everyone took it as " WHAT?! WAR ENDED?!"
I like how all the bols already on here celebrating after we hear another PEACE DRAFT deal will be released tomorrow... not a signing... but here we are " WHAT ?! WAR ENDED?!?!?" LOLOL
Me: buys calls World: WAR I told y'all to listen when I said the top is when I buy calls.
Everyone expecting a WAR so it’s not going to happen
Alright, guess its time for all the WAR experts to start coming out this weekend
Is Axios retard news ? But the market listens to it ?! 🥭 EYEING NEW IRAN STRIKES IF NO TALKS BREAKTHROUGH: AXIOS All but 2 mins later : NO SIGN 🥭 MADE A DECISION TO RESUME WAR WITH IRAN: AXIOS
Whether you like the POTUS or not.. any intention of Killing the POTUS would be an ACT of WAR. The Consequences will be ... ☢️
they falling for it again like the Nvidia bait news from Beijing summit last week..... DRAFT of the peace deal was made and everyone rn is WHAT?! WAR ENED?! CALLS"
Yall still believe this war will end in diplomacy. These countries see this as a HOLY WAR. All negotiations are theatre until this grinds out, and only then after the pain will either decide to come to the table. This will be the largest bull trap in history
literally... they said draft has been made and people go " WHAT WAR ENDED, CALLS" right now.... watch Iran say Fk u to the deal
late news bish WAR IS OVER
I don't believe the fake news Daddy Orange will save my calls END THIS WAR
* **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." It's the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
**Just so everyone knows how many times we've already obliterated irans nuclear weapons:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." It's the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
IRAN'S PARLIAMENT SPEAKER SAYS OBVIOUS AND HIDDEN MOVES OF THE 'ENEMY' SHOW THEY ARE SEEKING A NEW ROUND OF WAR iran rugpulling the open xd
I am a man of peace now END THIS WAR
Funny thing is: June 24, 2025: Trump posted on social media: "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" July 16, 2025: Trump stated: "It knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." August 18, 2025: "We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran." Fall 2025 – Spring 2026: Trump continued to regularly mention the "obliteration" of the nuclear sites at public events and in his foreign policy updates.
THE WAR IS OVER FOR THE 250th TIME. ALL IS WELL! ATH INCOMING DADDY
BREAKING: RTUMP SAYS STRIKES GOT CALLED ED OFF THE WAR IS OVER FOR THE 3278TH TIME So, pump the market?
HE TACO OUT OF THE WAR IN LESS THAN 24hrs LMAO
You bulls all assume America will win the war but IRAN IS LITERALLY WINNING THE WAR!!!!!!! US Economy is f**ked
\*TRUMP: IRAN IS AFRAID TO MAKE A DEAL \*TRUMP: IRAN WAR IS GOING TO END FAST \*TRUMP: I HAVE NO DOUBT IRAN WILL CAPITULATE SOON lmfao
hillaarous that the WHrrrr2ITEEH HOOUSE says tacos poratfolior is managed by his children.. shit shows they SOLD shit ton of stocks right before the WAR and loaded up on GAS calls.
ISRAEL IS READYING ITSELF FOR A POSSIBLE RESTART OF WAR WITH IRAN, SAYS A TOP OFFICIAL. X•Today at 10:44 AM
Not true. This sector is involved in a real WAR. Not some made up, oil price, inflation WAR. A real WAR. It’s the Religious Right (who are backed by Private Prisons, Big Pharma, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Tax exempt Churches) vs. Retail investors who are currently out funded 8 to 1. Anytime there is headwinds, the REAL money destroys the sails. This is not by chance. It is done with calculated precision. Currently, the companies themselves know the predicament and can only constrict and brace for inevitable consequences.
> The only unique value of ASTS/Starlink is using it to help facilitate war crimes lol what is this take. You don't think rural accessible internet could have ANY use for the population besides faciliating WAR CRIMES!?
Mango right before market close: I will wreak a terrible vengeance on Iran! Mango right before market open on Sunday: WE'VE REACHED A DEAL! WAR OVER!!!
"OMG OMG ITS JOEVER UH OH DOUBLE TOP BOND YIELDS WAR " - Ber
which one is better? K-WAR or K-FED? I'm leaning towards K-FED
>IRAN'S 5 PRECONDITIONS FOR TALKS INCLUDE WAR DAMAGES COMPENSATION. >IRAN WON’T JOIN THE NEXT US TALKS WITHOUT 5 CONDITIONS MET - FARS - FINANCIALJUICE 300 billion just to chat now
\> 🥭 said if Iran doesn't take the deal, he will use military force \> Iran doesn't take the deal \> 🥭 now says the ceasefire is now on life support massively, about to die so by all logic, the WAR IS STARTING BACK UP… OIL to $150 But hey, let's all buy calls, right? MU to the moon?
"IRAN'S IRNA SAYS ACCORDING TO THE PROPOSED PLAN, AT THIS STAGE, THE NEGOTIATIONS WILL FOCUS ON ENDING THE WAR" ---- Walter Bloomberg
Just saw 🥭 hand Iran a note that just said WAR? With a yes / no / maybe 👀
BREAKIN: IRAN ANNOUNCES WAR ON TANKERS BUT TANKERS CONTAINING MEMORY MAY PASS. A spokesman was quoted as "Fuck oil. We have calls on DRAM"
> IRAN'S IRNA SAYS ACCORDING TO THE PROPOSED PLAN, AT THIS STAGE, THE NEGOTIATIONS WILL FOCUS ON ENDING THE WAR - Walter Bloomberg This is in contrast to the alternative, where negotiations will focus on continuing the war
SHOTS FIRED , WAR HAS RESUMED 🥭: That's not war? That's just some love taps. Don't worry, ceasefire is still in place SPY: +1%
IRAN WAR IS OVER AND ARE GIVING ALL OIL TO THE US. - Barak Ravid
Market hours: Peace Market closed: WAR!
SUSPICIOUS OIL TRADES BEFORE IRAN WAR HEADLINES TOPPED $7B: REUTERS Well-timed bets on oil markets ahead of major Iran war announcements totaled at least $7 billion, far more extensive than previously reported, according to Reuters.
BREAKING: WAR HAS RESUMED AND 🍋 IS NOW CALLING FOR IRAN'S UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER https://x.com/faytuksnetwork/status/2052463049508889013?s=46
SUSPICIOUS OIL TRADES BEFORE IRAN WAR HEADLINES TOPPED $7B: REUTERS Well-timed bets on oil markets ahead of major Iran war announcements totaled at least $7 billion, far more extensive than previously reported, according to Reuters. The trades, placed across crude, gasoline, and diesel futures in March and April, spanned multiple exchanges and contracts, raising fresh scrutiny over possible insider positioning around market-moving developments
>Saudi Arabia, Kuwait Reverse Decision to Block U.S. Military Access to Their Bases, U.S., Saudi, Kuwaiti Officials Say -- WSJ THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
WAR! What is it goooood for
Local sunoco at 4.64/gallon after being 4.69 yesterday. OIL CRISIS OVER. ANOTHER WAR SOLVED!
IRAN ENDS THE WAR WITH U.S TODAY AT 2PM. Its already priced in
Bulls: consider solid facts, see the growth and investment into the future Bers: HURR OMG WAR SCAM MARKET PANDEMIC ARREST EVERYONE DURR
[ Removed by DOJ for being ANTI WAR]
balls deep in overnight calls cmon 🥭 use them fingers and tweet something like WAR IS OVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
"IRAN DEAL CLOSE: WAR PAUSE & NUCLEAR TALKS The White House is nearing a one-page MOU with Iran to halt fighting and start nuclear talks. Iran is expected to respond within 48 hours; no deal is final. Core terms: Iran: Pause enrichment, no nukes, accept UN inspections, curb underground sites. U.S.: Ease sanctions, release frozen assets. Both: Loosen Strait of Hormuz restrictions. The plan would trigger a 30-day negotiation window (likely Geneva or Islamabad). TACO has paused escalation; officials caution talks remain uncertain." ----- Walter Bloomberg
"I WILL BOMB EVERY SINGLE IRANIAN BABY COMING OUT OF A WOMB. NO MORE MR NICE DOCTOR" market -0.5% "JK LOL WE HAVE A FRAMEWORK OF A DEAL WITH THE GREAT IRANIAN CIVILIZATION. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" +4% "THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS ASKING HOW WE ARE GOING TO END THE "WAR". IT'S HALF A FREEDOM PROJECT, HALF AN EPIC FURY OPERATION. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. IT'S ALL IN THE WEBSITE".
and the memo reads .... "WAR IS BAD"
>AXIOS REPORT OF POSSIBLE US/IRAN DEAL TO END WAR can't make that shit up anymore
A single ship passes through the Strait...WAR OVER! Everyone back to work!
I mean the book CHIP WAR from 2022 might as well have been named "Buy Intel Stonk Now".