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Don’t worry folks, the DEPARTMENT OF WAR says everything is fine 👍
Someone has been farming SPX 0DTE options with fake geopolitical headlines all week - receipts here.
$27k profits this week UGH bittersweet end to the war (SYSTERIX - Apr 17, 2026)
$60k profits this week THE WAR HASNT ENDED YET (SYSTERIX - Apr 10, 2026)
HIMS stock what you guys think?
Efficient market hypothesis Vs Reflexivity Vs TACO
The WAR Report: High Stock Market Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Stock Market Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Stock Market Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
Trump says US and Iran have held talks on ending war in Middle East as he postpones power plant strikes
Trump Postpones Strikes on Iran Energy Sites for Five Days
$69k Profit from SPX credit spreads - THANK YOU IRAN WAR (SYSTERIX - Mar 20, 2026)
TWO receives $10.70 per share unsolicited acquisition proposal - BIDDING WAR LIKELY
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
The WAR Report: High Volatility During the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq
Bers really thought they had this🤣 WAR IS BULLISH
$ELUT: FDA Catalyst Presentation TODAY + Insiders "Loading the Boat" at $0.50
Artificial Intelligence Strategy for the Department of War / D.o.D
Possible World War III between U.S. , Greenland, and Denmark? Stock market crash? Caused by Trump
Possible World War III between U.S. , Greenland and Denmark? Stock market crash? Caused by Trump
Is $LEXX a multi bagger in the making???
🌏We the ASIA / KOREA Pre makreters STAND STRONG
TRUMP: WE'RE IN A TRADE WAR WITH CHINA • I feel like I’ll be using this fucking meme for the rest of the year…
Trump Crowns Himself & Netanyahu ‘WAR HEROES’
Why I Switched To Penny Stocks
Even the NVDA ceo is dumping shares now because he can't fight TRUMPS CHIP WAR
Squeeze Finder Al Watchlist 23June2025 -- WATCH YOUR ASS IN THIS WAR MARKET $OSRH, $LPTX, $NINE, $JBIO, $CDTX (pick stocks out of this that you think are war proof) NFA
Squeeze Finder Al Watchlist 23June2025 -- WATCH YOUR ASS IN THIS WAR MARKET $OSRH, $LPTX, $NINE, $JBIO, $CDTX (pick stocks out of this that you think are war proof) NFA
🚨 Meme Stock WAR: Is Roaring Kitty No Longer King? 👑
Moody’s Rating And Why You Shouldn’t Care Explained Degenerately
🚀🚀🚀 DEUTZ vs RHEINMETALL: WHICH GERMAN AUTIST PLAY WILL LAUNCH YOU TO THE FUCKING MOON? 🚀🚀🚀
President crashing the stock market on purpose so his friends can buy back in cheaply? CHECK
Former BoA strategist expects to see real, crippling material shortages showing up in the U.S. imminently. Both on the consumer side and the industrial side
MUUH "Exit Liquidity pump" LOL -> STOKCS ONLY GO UP
🚨TESLA DD - THE MYTH OF “BOUNCING ON BAD EARNINGS” IS DEAD 🚨 (aka why this quarter is set up for a bloodbath)
🚨 TSLA DD – THE MYTH OF “BOUNCING ON BAD EARNINGS” IS DEAD 🚨 (aka Why This Quarter Is a Setup for a Bloodbath)
China vows retaliation against countries that follow U.S. calls to isolate Beijing
Trump's Panic Over U.S. Debt Will Ultimately Lead to War.
The GLOBAL TRADE WAR just got REAL! 👀 UNIVERSAL TARIFF of 10% while CHINA gets 125%
The GLOBAL TRADE WAR just got REAL! 👀 UNIVERSAL TARIFF of 10% while CHINA gets 125%
Mentions
Iran supreme leader in a cave without legs and 🥭 at the World Cup in box seats. IRAN IS WINNING THE WAR BOZOS
Loading up on WAR machine stocks, IRAN about to get fugged up
***DJT ADRESSING THE NATION AGAIN AS IRAN WAR ENTERS ITS 8TH NIGHT OF RENEWED OPERATIONS:*** "MY FRIENDS... THEY SAY I DON'T WANT WAR." My friends... People have said—many people, the smartest people—that I don't like war. Wrong. I like war. No... I LOVE WAR! I love shock and awe. I love bunker busters. I love aircraft carriers parked somewhere "strictly as a deterrent.". I love hearing the words "limited military operation" on Monday and "regime change was never the goal" by Friday. Carrier groups in the Gulf. B-2 bombers in the night. Tomahawks flying so fast CNN can't even animate them correctly. I LOVE THEM ALL. My heart skips a beat whenever the Pentagon says, "We have achieved our objectives.". Especially when five minutes later someone leaks "...there are actually more objectives.". I love watching defense contractors discover record quarterly earnings. I love seeing Raytheon stock print a green candle so large it has its own ZIP code. I love when oil traders collectively forget what the word "supply" means. There is nothing—NOTHING—more beautiful than opening futures at 6 PM on Sunday and seeing the S&P down 2% while Lockheed Martin is somehow +8%. MAGNIFICENT. My friends... I don't merely enjoy military escalation. I cherish it. I nurture it. I refresh X every thirty seconds waiting for anonymous OSINT accounts to post blurry satellite images with seventeen red circles and the words: "BIG IF TRUE." YES. YES! MORE! I want DEFCON rumors. I want anonymous officials. I want contradictory Pentagon statements. Mandatory testosterone testing. I want oil at $120. VIX at 45. And SPY somehow still green. THAT... THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY. Now... Bring me another "breaking news" banner. We're only getting started.
dram volume today confirms rotation is back into semis before SK hynix epic earnings next week. Memory bulls take my word and enjoy the weekend as we shall fly next week. This is assuming we see TACO on Sunday reg IRAN WAR
unless there is a big TACO reg IRAN WAR
IF IRAN WANTS WAR LETS GIVE IT TO THEM \*logs into remote job\* “Good morning yall, happy Friyay!!!”
EYE RAN WAR and MANGO is the trigger for sell off even with 1000 good news, market relaized the BS is not ending
i need some big news from the Department of WAR for my drone companies
Also: Iran SUPPORTS RUSSIA IN THE WAR AGAINST UKRAINE The Iran war just expands the Ukraine war and puts Russia's bloc on the defensive.
#"WAR IS OVER" 500 TIMES in 60 days
WAR PIG/Tech/PIG O range/Pig summit TODAY!
Why aren't we pumping...i thought the pee pee eye was great. Is the RAW is WAR the reason ?
SUPPLYSHOCK IMMINENT, WAR IN IRAN, CLOSE TO ATH, THIS WILL CRASH - some gey ber Forward PE is below 500 thats an easy buy - chad bol
WAR off tweet anytime to fuk everyone, fear index should be at 100
Literally START a war from scratch on behalf for iSrAeL Get US soldiers killed Spend $300 Billion for this wAr Ask for "reimbursement"for a WAR YOU STARTED for absolutely nothing
The oil industry: “If oil stays elevated it could be devastating to the economy” Bulls: “NO. OIL WILL NOT STAY UP. IRAN WILL BE WAVING AMERICAN FLAGS IN TWO WEEKS. AI IS GOING TO MAKE EVERY COMPANY MAKE A TRILLION DOLLARS A WEEK AT ZERO COST BUT ALSO THE AI COMPANIES WILL PRINT SO HARD YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. THE WAR IS *OVER. USA USA USA BUY BUY BUY STOCKS ONLY GO UP”* *\*4 months later\** News: The Iran war stretches into its 4th month as the ceasefire collapses and Iran missile strikes ships and oil infrastructure across the gulf Oil: Goes up again
This WAR circle jack sh1t needs to ned now, I'm so tired every week and fuking Hormouz is another pain in the ass, maybe fly oil? use cargo plane ffs
Scholars of WSB: It's clear that for the rest of pres t's term there's gonna be many various closures of the strait, many retaliatory strikes by the US, many missiles launched on the gulf countries by Iran. What I'm wondering though is what are the odds this turns into an actual WAR, like Iraq?
Market doesn't even care anymore about WAR. straight to ATH regardless
Turbo bullish on WAR
There's one thing in all Human History that has repeated..... WAR.... WAR IS GOOD.....
**MANGO TOTAL WAR**: DEFINITIVE EDITION now available for pre-order
war? buy calls. NOT WAR? buy calls. Hell yeah
This is a bull trap right guys? Right guys? It's not gonna V is it???? THE FUCKING WAR IS BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NO FUCKING DEAL
WAR = BUY BUY BUY. Record breaking earnings? = SELL SELL SELL
Let's place our bets: 1. WAR -> Drop. 2. Retail -> IT'S LOW! -> Dead Cat. 3. Industry -> LOL. Retail raised the price. SELL! -> DROP. 4. Retail -> PANIC FUCK EVERYTHING -> DROP. 5. Industry/Trump -> LOL. Retail. BUY! -> Sudden Massive Spike.
WAR IS STILL ON THE MENU BOYS. Breaking US deal multiple strikes on Iran after Iran attacked three commercial vessels in the strait of Hormuz.
The Kospians have declared WAR against the United Beautiful States of America by trying to sabotage the short term derivative positions of yours truly, the Chief Executive of our Great Country. We CANNOT show weakness to Economic Terrorists. This is why our Great and Powerful Military will be Invading South Korea to celebrate the Greatest Holiday in all of the World, Independence Day! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
WAR is an anagram of RAW. Therefore, puts on fake meat 🔥
# reminder the WAR is still going on.
So basically sideways until Thursday at 355pm and then a dump for the long WAR weekend...
Pavlov's Market Bell: Bell to open: WAR IS OFF Bell to close: WAR IS ON Repeat as necessary for as long as you wish
#taco: I AM DECLARING WAR ON IRAN I DIDNT MEAN IT WHEN I SAID WAR WAS OVER 300 TIMES BEFORE
Fk it the war is back on for real this time. Drump may go back to finish the job. Prepare for WAR PUMP 🚀
We pumped the most this year when the WAR was on full blast. The market does NOT do what you expect it to do. If it did we would all be rich.
WAR. Is short for We Annex Russian assets
...bro the US already asked for help, no one did, and then trump said we didn't need them anyway. If we could just WAR our way out of this, the administration would have done that instead of trying to make a deal.
Big meeting in the Oval with my Fed Chair, GREAT guy, does EXACTLY what I say which is how it should be, the others FORGOT who appointed them. Sad! INFLATION is the single greatest threat to our Nation, bigger than China, bigger than the Border, I've been saying this since the beginning and I was RIGHT as usual. We are launching the WAR ON INFLATION. Total victory only. ⚡️ I have INSTRUCTED him to raise rates 300 basis points IMMEDIATELY. Some people say 400. Strong people. We're looking at it. The weak Feds of the past CUT and CUT, like giving candy to a baby. NOT ME. I give the baby a JOB. 🇺🇸 And let me tell you about these "AI" stocks. Up 800%, 900%, on WHAT? A computer that talks?? I have a phone that talks, it's called a PHONE. Memory chips at $1,100 a share, FOLKS, it's a SCAM, the biggest bubble since Tulips (look it up, very sad story, Dutch people, total disaster). The "Magnificent 7" — I'll tell you what's magnificent, INTEREST. 💸 We are going to POP this thing so HARD. I built this market, the BEST market, and now I'm going to discipline it like a father who loves his children very much but also owns a belt. To the day traders crying right now: should've bought TRUTH. To the hedge funds: call me, we'll talk, bring cash. Fed independence? I AM the independence. 🦅 WAR ON INFLATION. Day One. LET'S GO!!!
WELL IT WASN'T PROPPED UP BY Ai BEFORE. WAR, SLAVERY, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR, Ai. WHAT A JOKE!
We barely attacked. If we put a WAR into it, they'd fold super hard. Remember, we were never officially at WAR, congress has to approve that.
# "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! THIS MARKET IS A SCAM! INFLATION GOING UP AND NOW I CANT AFFORD TO BUY MCDONALDS ANYMORE! WAR IS NOT OVER! SPCX NOT A REAL COMPANY!!!!! YOU'LL SEE! THE CRASH IS COMING! ANY DAY NOW SPY IS GOING TO $100 AND NVDA IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! 😭😡🤬" \-Bears
j-POW k-WAR MAKES YOU THINK
Oil goes lower than BEFORE WAR and you guys talking about rate hike? He won't. Inflation is going down now.
Oil will drop lower than it was BEFORE WAR. Iran can now sell oil. Hike rate is cancelled. Buy now before market rallies ATH
events in iran? WAR new fed chair? kevin WARsh coincidence? i think not
TRUMP ON WAR IN UKRAINE: GOING TO SEE IF WE CAN DO SOMETHING, BOTH LEADERS SEEM OPEN Right when I thought the peace deal pumps were over, I'm glad Mango will spin some more, we might have a few more months of peace deals x blow off tops, LFG!
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts # “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
IRAN'S DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS THEY WILL ENTER NEGOTIATIONS AFTER UNFREEZING OF ASSETS, END OF BLOCKADE AND END OF WAR ending of blockade would mean Iran effectively controlling the strait of Whore Moose. no way that will happen.
Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts # “WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
TRUMP TO SIGN A MOU WITH ISRAEL ALLOWING TO SIGN A MOU WITH IRAN WITHIN 60 DAYS, TECHNICALS ABOUT THIRD WORLD WAR TO BE WORKED OUT LATER Next axios headline prolly
>IRAN FOREIGN MINISTER ARAQCHI TELLS STATE TV: IRAN IS THE WINNER OF THE WAR WITH THE U.S USA will be back with NATO in 90 days after doing 100 bps of rate cuts
So now price discovery on SOCX is moving in the intended direction, wait for RISK OFF, WAR BACK ON end of day and another major pump on OIL
did you notice the past week? what do you think those huge red days were all about? the WAR? lmao
TACO: ENDED WAR WITH IRAN TODAY The market dgaf because you ended the war like 20 times by now
Do you not understand attacking civilian infrastructure during war is a WAR CHRIME? And the orange PDFs untrained goons have killed American citizens in the streets so you lose with that comparison. He’s doing it here too and wants to do more. They are headed to NYC next to kill innocent American citizens. And you’ll defend that too.
Your PDF hero literally killed American citizens in the street. YOU ARE THE HYPOCRITE PDF DEFENDER! lol Attacking civilian infrastructure during war is a WAR CHRIME! But that’s cool to PDF defenders just like being a PDF.
Trump dropped a tweet. Whole market fucking spiked. "WE WON THE WAR!!!" again.
And just like 3 months ago, apparently WAR IS BULLISH
If PPI doesn't fuck shit up today.... Market will all of a sudden go like "Wait a second, EQUITY RAISES FROM HYPERSCALERS??? LET THE SEMI BUYING FRENZY BEGIN, WHHHHAT WAR LMAO??"
So we end the war we are up, we start the war we are up, theeeen, WAR ARE GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
K-WAR is kind of a cool name for a fed chair tho.
**Just so everyone knows how many times we obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
I'm missing WAR and WTF showing up in the tickers at the top of this thread on days like today 😄
I sold half my portfolio to buy the "CPI" dip. Looks like mango added another WAR dip for tomorrow.
I mentioned this before, but, I really think this historic run up from the WAR lows was solely to insert the rug under retail right before PDT gets rolled back. The rebound from the lows coincided with when they announced the rollout.
WAR! What is it good for? Absolutely stocks!
"And nevermind the fucking WAR I started without weighing any of the strategic consequences!!! Stocks should go UP because I am a GENIUSSSSSSS!!!!"
the ONLY way this works out for the 0 DTE bulls is if TRUMP ends the WAR RN
Bear: HAAH "fake" peace deal doesn't work anymore!!! checkmate bulls 😏 # THIS JUST IN: WAR HALTED 🚀📈 Bear: Darn, fell for it again 😓
Oh we’re getting towards the end of the week?? *Ceasefire* It’s the beginning of the week?? *WAR MACHINE KEEPS TURNING*
New tweet: "Due to current circumstances, there will be no GLOBAL PEACE WEDNESDAY today. We may will return to regular programming next week. POTENTIAL PEACE FRIDAY and TOTAL WAR MONDAY are still on. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
Same thing happened to me with WAR
>I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut, and any Troops that are on their way, have already been turned back. Likewise, through highly placed Representatives, I had a very good call with Hezbollah, and they agreed that all shooting will stop — That Israel will not attack them, and they will not attack Israel. President ONE WAR DOWN
This whole war theme is not supported by the WAR index. It just disagrees with the whole notion. Worked during 2025 war, but not with 2026 war, though the depletion of ammo guarantees orders for many years. If that doesn't move it up, nothing will. https://preview.redd.it/4kka21ciel4h1.png?width=3388&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc55119cd12c417b3c3401273c9f08dea91f68bb
#taco pls pump TEAM you know you like to track WAR ticket status via good interface right
You all need to start viewing this as a HOLY WAR. There will be NO DIPLOMACY
**Just so everyone knows how many times we obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
The WAR ETF has been pretty active recently too.
IF 🥭 ANNOUNCES RANDOM PRESS CONFERENCE YOU KNOW HE TOOK THE DEAL AND HE IS GOING TO BRAG ABOUT HOW HE WON THE WAR FOR THE 80th TIME. 🤌🏻👌🏻🤏🏻
>US military carries out new strikes in Iran # WAR OFF WAR ON WAR OFF WAR ON
Getting T-shirts made # I ❤️ THE MOST HATED RALLY: IRAN WAR EDITION
**Plus we already obliterated Irans nuclear capabilities:** * **June 20th 2025:** "Tonight, I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated." * **June 24th 2025:** "It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!" * **July 16th 2025:** "knocked out their entire potential nuclear capacity." * **July 31st 2025:** "It's been obliterated," * **August 18th 2025:** “We obliterated … the future nuclear capability of Iran.” * **September 20th 2025:** "I also obliterated Iran's nuclear hopes by totally annihilating their enriched uranium." * **October 13th 2025:** “Had we not taken out Iran's nuclear facility… it would have a really dark cloud over" the Gaza peace deal, "because in two months they would have had a nuclear weapon.” * **February 28th 2026:** "Irans nuclear sites completely and totally obliterated." * **April 30th 2026:** "We obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity so they didnt get a nuclear bomb." Still needing to destroy them is the reason trump says [he doesn't care or think about Americans financial situation at all](https://youtu.be/q3zFgIEEVIA?si=_gtakXfyRilXJpkD)
SpaceX pending IPO and WAR (aka 'Murica)
Remember: If you listened to the bers and sat out of memory, sat out of space, sat out of chips because MUH BUBBLE MUH WAR, you would've been fked out of so much money LMAO
The same stocks that went up so much during (because of) war will be the ones that also crash once peace is done. The whole 30% move on Nasdaq WAS a WAR trade that could end here with a final peace solution.
Definitive peace deal is unlikely but NO WAR WITH IRAN MEANS PORTS ARE GONNA RUNNNNNN