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My Coffee advice is don't drink it on an empty stomach if you have IBS. You do not want to see the state of my toilet.
Not sure but Emurgo partnership with IBS announced two days ago.
My bro! Finally someone else in crypto with IBS!
It’s called IBS I have a note. :)
Feel free. I’ve extensively studied the efficacy of probiotics and prebiotics as well as many treatments for gut health, IBD, SIBO, IBS, celiac, etc. I’m always interested in what others have to say.
Are they saying that they don't want to know about my IBS and how Josh at the office seems like he's gonna straight up lose it if they don't restock the vending machine soon?
Crypto isn't for everyone .i have developed IBS from crypto streses It's stress isnt worth it most of the times
Really helps me ignore the IBS when the IMF kicks in.
my IMF flares up when I am having IBS
suffering from IBS made me into the man I am today
You should have been doing it in the bathroom, convince your next boss that you have IBS and you can moonfarm in a bathroom stall every day until your legs are numb.
The max amount of moons per distribution is worth more than I make at my job in that amount of time, but that doesn't mean I'm going to quit my job. Instead I'm moonfarming in bathroom at work, my coworkers probably think I have IBS.
Soooooo they think you have IBS?
Bullish on IBS token.
I’ve got some serious IBS over this lawsuit
Not for one second. She needs to die from IBS in India for people to believe it.
I think everybody here is guilty as charged. My only question is, anybody else with IBS here farming more than they should?
Or tell em you got IBS and take a shitposting break every 20 mins ftw
TIL having IBS can make me a millionaire!
>Do you know where the Binance HQ is? Do you know where any of their offices are? Officially in France, also in Malta, not sure, never been to , but then again , never been to Revolut, and it's been up and running well for years without a need for physical interaction. If you think that if a Bank Company allows you to visit them in person, it's a sort of argument pro 'security of funds' your delusional (no offence, in the sense that you belive stuff that's not grounded in reality) ... Where is the ECB headquarters, and when do they have Open visit Hours :)) , what about IBS? The system is changing big time, i don't need to or want to pay any direct visits to any physical location , life is complicated enough without that. >Do you know Binance’s holdings? I don't know anyone's holdings because the Audits are a joke, and again if you belive Kraken or Coinbase or any other ant of Cex really has proof of holdings verified by a third party auditor , you're again delusional (in that same sense). I checked the Circle vs Tether shit show on paper, open for public verification from the Auditors , a piece of joke, the conclusion and the opening of the report. Made a full rr/cryptocurrency post about it, No One is actually checking clearing houses and bank accounts of the so-called audited Company, but rather they make a Insurance note on the audit that they company said they have X amount of money in the X bank account as back-up and Auditor X confirms they are telling the truth. Do you remember Madoff also gave the SEC the JP Morgan Bank account with the "holdings" in 2005 and no one bothered to check, he supposed to have close to 19 bn dollars , and in reality he had less than 400 mil (He had money , what else do we want :) ... because that's trust base , they are So Big , and the auditors make so much money with them year in and out that no one is Actually interested to check the reality, it may be to scary to find out the truth. So all your questions are valid, but 100% applicable to any other Cex, not Binance alone. That's how my CZ, being a Chinese spy, was coined (remember Wirecard in Germany :), the CEO behind was a spy) ... unless they know something like that, but it's to sensible info to put out, i don't see any problems that are not applicable to any other Cex or such entity. Of course, i don't take these 'arguments' seriously, but it helps explain a part of the directed fud.
I can't even hodl my food let alone my coins. *IBS*
Yours gives me IBS 
Just waiting to hear SBF has “died” of IBS (or Crohn’s or whatever it was) while in the Bahamas.
IBS - Irritable Binance Syndrome
I will die by shock and from dehydration caused by explosive diarrhea, i know that because i have IBS.
I validade with frens, good validator across many IBS chains.
I totally get it, by eating habits are in the shitter and whey is helping me big time, even though it's starting to affect my digestion (IBS) but for now it's the most logical solution.
After IBS you'd have IRS.
And I wouldn't be able to shit for a week. *I have IBS too*
The IBS made me lol
If I had $10.5m magically appear in my portfolio I would seriously shit my self. *I have IBS*
Damn, my portfolio only had IBS all year
My shits are not close to average. Bullish on IBS.
lol...run. I do in fact have IBS.
I have IBS (Irritable bowl syndrome), where can I read about this project?
Can finally put my IBS to good use. Time it started pulling (dropping?) it's weight around here.
Me and my IBS about to get that bag.
I have IBS. Wait, fuck, that's not a pun
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If you have IBS and get fired for shitting yourself that could be grounds for discrimination. Take his ass to court, win some money, and buy some bitcoin.
Also his cause of death was listed as irritable bowel syndrome related complications… people don’t tend to die from IBS, especially not extremely wealthy 35 yr olds. Pretty sure his name was misspelled on the death certificate or something too. He died while overseas in India
Just wait till they make all other forms of crypto illegal once they roll this one out lol as an outsider looking in (no crypto investments on my end) the whole Satoshi bit from the jump sounded like the CIA whispering *”neither confirm nor deny...”* & every single add about “get in early” was just pure propaganda to convince folks they’re about to outswindle the greatest crime syndicates we call the IRS, the WEF, the IBS, etc. To me, we are witnessing a transition in what is being determined as legal tender & it’ll be based on a system even further removed from the common folks control.
tldr; Lithuania-based crypto payment processor Coingate and International Business Settlement (IBS) have started an arrangement with the National Bank of Ukraine (NBU) that enables well-wishers to send donations to Ukraine via more than 70 different crypto assets. This comes after the Ukrainian government acceded to Polkadot creator Gavin Wood's pleas to have DOT added to the list of cryptos accepted for donations. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
I'm full of shit, but it's biology and IBS
That’s the old IBS thanks.
CoinGate has been in the crypto payment processing business since 2014. Yesterday our team put the effort to set up a borderless crypto donations solution, enabling collected funds movement straight into the special euro bank account owned by Ukrainian Central Bank. Our payment partner IBS is ensuring transparency of those transactions. CoinGate does **NOT** take any profits from this. As a crypto payment processor for such businesses as Hostinger, Surfshark, Varle LT and others, we want to help Ukraine receive contributions from the crypto community.
You really have to go through the path. First bill run, you listen to your gut and then promptly ignore it and listen to hype bullshit. Second bull run, you listen to your gut and ignore it again to follow shitty advice you read online. Third bull run, you listen to your gut and realize that you had IBS the whole time and should stop doing "research" on the toilet. After that, you stop caring about what people "talk" about and actually read the stuff they skipped because it's boring text. The best knowledge is not talked about; it's written.
I sit on the toilet for about 2hrs a day. Told boss I have IBS.
Don't blame me I have IBS
Get IBS and “die” in India. Then start a rebasing ponzi with Dani Sesta
Cotton. Many people still believe Cotton faked his death in India and is still running scams. Sifu was his partner in Quadriga. Cotton's death made zero sense. He died from IBS at age 30? As soon as he touched ground on foreign soil?
Tokens from other projects. Atom(cosmos) is a project that aims to connect many Blockchains, so each project that is built on cosmos can in theory talk to any other project in the ecosystem as long as they enabled IBS. Many of these new projects want to boostrap their network, so they give a % of their tokens to atom stakers. I've more than 3x my initial investment in atom be use a lot of these airdrops are now worth a lot of money. Checkout r/cosmosairdrops for more info.
A glimpse into my world of IBS. I've had to throw out underwear and go commando in public countless times. It's partly why I switched from boxers to briefs. That and so I don't get that big twisted knot of veins people get in their ballsack when they've dangled loose too long.
Great Post. Well summarised with clear, concise evidence to support the bullish position. Staying power is half the battle. IBS & WEF have confirmed Cosmos has the facets to wield such power. This post wins the subreddit for me today. Bullish on $ATOM.
Why speculate when you could just read the 8 white papers the IBS and WEF jointly published and keep up to date with the subsequent press releases, news etc. They literally tell you what is likely going to happen by planning and publishing.
If XRP gets deemed a security, pretty much all DeFi is in trouble. Anything with an ICO etc. Interestingly, and conversely, members of team Ripple assisted in some advisory capacities with the drafting of the IBS/WEF joint white papers.
International Bank of Settlements IBS & World Economic Forum WEF. They recently co-published a total of 8 white papers.
Any of the cryptos explicitly listed by the IBS and WEF as solutions to the fiat inflation issue moving forwards as assets that are considered compliant and complimentary to CBDCs
It's the inherent risk of centralisation. SEC have shown with the Ripple case how lowly they think of securities fraud issues. IBS & WEF in their white papers have highlighted this as one of the major issues to tackle with regulation moving forwards.
If the IBS and WEF name drop you in their white papers, you're probsbly reasonably future proof.
>i have IBS. Which exchange can I get that token?
Crypto market is more volatile than my bowels and i have IBS.
Super bullish, especially with it explicitly name dropped by IBS and WEF
Indeed, especially given its mentions in the IBS and WEF white papers.
Dammit, you're right! No wonder my IBS has been out of control this morning.
My mate has IBS. He probably single handedly raised the average amount of dumps per day.
As with anything, the devil is in the detail, and the important aspect are as much what they don't say as opposed to what they do. The fact they've drafted & planned these white papers & are going through the rigours of China exporting its mining operations so as to have a blank canvas for testing the CBDC tells us one thing - they are planning for a future whereby crypto is here to stay. Many platforms such as SwissBorg have always been fully compliant & licensed, front running regulations & policy with the way they operate. The white papers refer to certain cryptos by name as solutions to chronic inflation/velocity issues endemic with fiat currencies. This also tells us that they are preparing for a situation where these private cryptos fill the gaps that are necessary to ensure there is sufficient energy in the future economies. To understand this aspect better, Michael Saylor does a fantastic job of explaining money/wealth/finance/assets as energy, and bitcoin as digital energy. The CBDCs themselves sound pretty awful, but then, that's nothing we didn't expect. Pax & other such protocols have been fully compliant from the off with fully audited, backed, licensed stable coins and gold backed coins. It's extremely unlikely these will dissappear, as it makes no sense for governments to spend our on infrastructure to facilitate the entire precious metals and commodities and equities markets are backed governmental when it's mostly a private sector operation now, and already accounted for sufficient to their compliance. There's nothing to suggest you'd have to use their CBDC per se, so any ramifications of them can mostly be avoided by simply not using them. Most people will just treat the CBDC as they do their fiat currency, and this those that'll be continually shafted, although to a lesser degree than they are now (inflation will be hedged by a fiat basket at lower average than individual nations presently). So the government still gets theirs, but the 'normies' will feel like its a better deal after seeing physical money printed out of relevance, value then existence. The take home points are that: a) the mass adoption of crypto is going to be allowed to happen, for sure, whereas we were always previously 1 dodgy SEC decision away from a market crash, look at XRP & the feat around Coinbase USDC who also had SEC headaches re securities, due to the yields etc offered. b) They want to ensure as best as possible as many ducks are in a row as possible. Compliance & regulation is the order of the day. We knew that was a necessary tradeoff all along, we just didn't know if we'd get it. Now we have it, in writing, from the top. C) There's pretty much zero FUD across 8 entire white papers regarding any reputable current private crypto project. That speaks volumes in of itself. They aren't exactly prone to beating around the Bush and being all coy in Davos. d) Its alnost like one of those NFL playbooks you see coaches/managers using in the movies, or IRL if American. How many years between shwaab coining 'Build back better' only for it to become the literal title of Biden's Bill 5-10 years later. E) if you take this in context of everything else from using covid as a perfect excuse to accelerate global inflation, China needing a blank canvas for the CBDC trial, the types of FUD we see, the types of manipulation we see and view it objectively in macro, its like a magnetic that draws all the little previously unexplained pieces of crypto and geopolitics over the years together. Like that cube thing in Avengers that was nicked from some other lore, or Fifth Element. Take the time to absorb and analyse what they do, and don't mention, as each are equally important. As a qualified lawyer I have experience I can call on for such abstract x to meta, finding the cracks, the loopholes, the fail safes etc. Governments can't demand private cryptos are compliant and licensed then rug pull. They'd spark a blank market. This move is entirely predicated on an intention of a get out clause that garners fresh trust since the 2008 crash. That's why they are choosing hyperinflation, they know they can't get away with crashing stocks nor real estate again. But most people are financially illiterate and won't understand the nuances between fiat cash or fiat CBDC in any event, and won't even notice the de facto USD debasement in favour of a fiat basket (hence why Xi is so centrally prominent in UN, WEF, IBS affairs etc in the last few years, we are bring the West into the fold, with the G6 headed up by China. Its sold as a rivalry, smoke and mirrors, just like the USA v China trade war. Think about that for a moment. USA can't pay its interest on global debt. 85%of it is owed to China, payable in USD. If USD prints 1 trillion or whatever it is that's necessary to pay the debt, and pays the debt, they are both screwed, as that money is less than worthless. If USA defaults, they are both screwed. If China calls in the debt, they are both screwed. This is by design. Such rivalry apparently, yet JP Morgan et al have never stopped working in China and indeed are more active than ever. If there was a trade war, a real one, that simply wouldn't be allowed to happen, especially on such a large scale. These white papers serve as confirmation of many other things. It's not what they say thats necessary important, but rather, what they represent. That is a paradigm shift. We are that paradigm.
No what I mean is the IBS and WEF have jointly drafted 8 white papers. If you go to YouTube and search for coinbureau WEF their latest video walks through each WP step by step, breaking each down, but obviously it's preferable to also read them yourself. You should be able to use the timestamps to get the titles of the white papers then find them via a search. Ha yeah YGMI is simply an acronym for 'you're gonna make it', a kinda tagline nod to fellow cryptonians who demonstrate the requisite aptitude, logic, kahuna's and patience to survive and thrive in this environment.
is this the phrase i'm searching for > "8 white papers Co drafted by IBS and WEF" nothing really shows up. you have link?
If its being inflated, yes. If he starts using it to invest in deflationary digital assets that have literally been rubberstamped by the IBS and WEF with a seal of approval, then no. You can lead a horse to water...
The game plan is literally published in the in 8 white papers Co drafted by IBS and WEF.
Spot on, except change the should for will. We have confirmation now, from the 8 published white papers by IBS and WEF.
I wasn't inferring you back one horse over the other over the track. I was simply stating facts, and imploring you to go read the white paper yourself. Why gamble on a bet when the information that confirms what the result will be before the race even starts is available? Unless you know more about the reshaping of global socio-economic political and institutional landscapes than the IBS and WEF combined, this is information you'd be a fool to ignore.
If you can understand even 50% of the total information in those videos you'll never need to be anything other than 100% super bullish ever again, no matter how the 'market' moves. This is the IBS and WEF shaping future global policy, and we are the foundational fulcrum of that policy. Congratulations to you moonchild. YGMI fo sho.
If prices concern you do these two things : 1) watch the Saylor & Tucker interview on YT, along with Coin Bureau's YT video breaking down the WEFs 8 white papers on crypto, cbdcs and stable coins. 2) celebrate, and congratulate yourself for being here, obscenely early, with the home straight of the mass adoption grand prix in plain sight. When the IBS and WEF come together to green light and plan something, it becomes governmental, institutional, global policy. This is the key piece of evidence I have submitted for 5-10 years as necessary for us to have 100% conviction that the world will change with Blockchain, crypto, IoT, 6G, etc. As the infrastructural epicentre. Find solid, strong, complaint protocols, DEXs, wallets etc and you pretty much can't go wrong. It used to be all about location, location, location. It is now all about fundamentals, fundamentals, fundamentals.
Loopring will be the Meteospasmyl to Ethereum's IBS.
Perfect... id only add- IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)