DON

Dazzling-Ad7012

Best way to trade options: DON'T From: a suffering options trader

SpiderWil

this is why countries don't invade another countries, U DON'T KNOW who's is watching

powerboner

Definitely DON’T sell dude, not at all. I think you should ride it out completely until the day of expiry. Keep screenshotting along the way so we can keep up!

Numerous_Put4717

thats sounds like a teeny tiny settlement.  He will be working Wendy's and THEY DON'T SETTLE

Even-Square-6246

Koreans don’t ruin this later just DON’T

indigophoto

I need a cigarette. AND I DON’T EVEN SMOKE.

FangsofOrcrist

Are you suggesting you DON'T want to settle down with me?

MangoSoda28

And let’s fact check shall we? Trump’s post leaves out some pretty important numbers: “95% of Canada’s business is with the U.S.” False. In 2025, 71.7% of Canadian merchandise exports went to the U.S., not 95% “$60B deficit” Misleading. The U.S. goods deficit with Canada was $48.3B in 2025, while the U.S. ran a $27.7B services surplus. Netting those gets you roughly $20.6B, not $60B Canada does have very high over quota tariffs on some dairy and poultry products, but most qualifying Canada U.S. trade operates under USMCA preferential treatment. Trump’s own USMCA preserved zero tariffs across much of agricultural trade. And “WE DON’T NEED CANADA” is nonsense: Canada supplied about 3.9M barrels/day of U.S. crude in 2025, roughly 63% of all U.S. crude imports. Canada supplies virtually all U.S. pipeline natural gas imports. The U.S. is about 93% import dependent for potash, with Canada supplying the large majority. That matters directly to American farmers. Canada needs the U.S. market more overall. But the U.S. absolutely needs Canada too, especially for energy, fertilizer and integrated manufacturing. That’s called interdependence, not “they need us, we don’t need them.”

shwarma_heaven

Whatever happened to Free Market Conservatives??? Yes, they tariffed some of our stuff - businesses DON'T HAVE TO SELL TO THEM. It is a choice, not a requirement. Getting in a trade war is just stupid. It is a lose/lose proposition (something all of Trump's enterprises are probably painfully aware that he likes to put them in). Companies 'going out of business' due to tariffs sounds sketchy as hell. I would love a fact check on that, and the "400%" tariffs...

CantaloupeSea48

Just DON'T do the purple.

Traditional_Win6082

I wish that we could just put all the leaders of the different countries that are in conflict into a UFC ring and let them fight it out. Fat ass sleepy DON would get knocked out in one punch.

Recent_Experience475

"Starting on January 1 2027, I will be implementing a 50% TARIFF on Walmart. For too long Walmart has taken advantage of me with the trade deficit I have with it. All Walmart does is dump it's food on me and force me to buy it's food. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM WALMART. I can grow lettuce on my balcony. I can raise cattle in my bathroom. I can put a chicken coup in my living room. Walmart wants the benefits of being in my family without actually living with me. NO MORE UNFAIRNESS!!!! How could Walmart do this to me? Walmart will pay the tariff. Walmart is also terrible to deal with. It's return policy doesn't give me my money back for half eaten apples and for expired coupons. WALMART IS NASTY!

ShittyUsernane1222

\> 🥭 threatening economic d-day \> Bulls thinking he referred to Iran JDPON DON continues AmeriKKKa financial liquidation process.

SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich

Ladies if you go to a man's house and the only games he has are COD and 2K **DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!** You deserve someone who plays open world RPGs 😏

PapaCharlie9

Perhaps part of your frustration comes from confused terminology? A PMCC is the entire spread, the front and back leg combined. So when you say things like "profit from the leap itself plus pmcc," you're making a nonsensical statement. That is also the way you calculate profit/loss and risk/reward, of the entire spread as a whole, not as the individual legs. So when you say, "when a pmcc gets assigned," you meant the front leg, since only the front leg of a PMCC can be assigned. So here's an example. XYZ stock is $100/share in August. You open a PMCC as follows: * -1 XYZ 115c Sep @ $2.00 opening credit * 1 XYZ 90c Oct @ $12.00 opening debit Net cost (debit) to open the PMCC = $10/share. You hold through the front leg's expiry on the Sep monthly expiration date (why? why not close this sooner?). XYZ is $120, so the front leg is assigned. Here are the current conservative (market) prices: * -1 XYZ 115c Sep @ $5.00 buy to close (this is a net loss vs. the opening credit) * 1 XYZ 90c Oct @ $30.00 sell to close (this is a net profit vs. the opening debit) However, since the front leg is assigned, what happens is that you short sell 100 shares of XYZ at 115/share. That means you tie up some amount of buying power to margin the short. 100 shares x $115 = $11500 nominal value. Note that you **receive** $11500 in cash, so that increases your buying power. However, the cost to cover the shares will be 100 shares x $120 = $12000. So if you immediately cover the short shares, you'll realize a $500 loss. **NOTE**: Nothing happens to the back ITM call leg upon assignment of the front leg! At least, unless your broker is an extreme Nanny State risk management broker (cough, Robinhood, cough), where some kind of arbitrary intervention is possible, like selling to close the back leg. You should not expect nor want your broker to do *anything* to the back leg! **If** you were to close the front leg **before** it was assigned, you have a much simpler calculation for net gain/loss. Which is just one of many reasons why **you should never allow the front leg to become assigned**: Opening debit of the PMCC spread as a whole: $10/share. Closing net credit of the PMCC spread as a whole: $25/share. 25 - 10 = $15/share gain on the spread as a whole, or $1500 gain. **If** you instead allow the front leg to be assigned, you have this mess: * 100 short shares of XYZ with a cost basis of $115/share vs. a current market price of $120/share, yielding a -$500 unrealized net loss. This loss may increase or decrease, depending on how the price of XYZ changes on the market day following assignment. * 1 XYZ 90c Oct @ $30.00 sell to close vs $120/share market price How you calculate things will depend on what you do about the short shares and back leg. If you cover them immediately, you realize a loss of $500 for the short shares. If you sell to close the back leg, you realize a $30 - $12 = $18/share net gain on the back leg alone. So summing up all the opening and closing nets: Front leg: $200 credit - $500 realized net loss on covering short shares = -$300 net realized loss Back leg: -$1200 debit + $3000 proceeds on close = $1800 net realized gain Net net = 1800 - 300 = $1500 gain, same as if you had just closed the short call on expiration day. Of course, it could be worse, because we assumed you could cover the shares at the assignment cost of $120/share. If on Monday, XYZ gapped up at the open to $136/share, you'd end up with a net loss instead. **That's the risk of taking short calls to assignment over a weekend.** **TL;DR** DON'T ALLOW SHORT CALLS TO BE ASSIGNED!

imustbegthequestion

I used to run the gambit and even use everclear 190 for SHITS AND DYING GIGGLES. DON'T DO THIS KIDS. YOU'LL END UP WITH "FRIENDS" YOU CAN'T GET RID OF BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATIONS

CuckedbyPowell

So now this is exactly the opposite message we're getting from Warsh, who says the market price is useful signal, and that traders should be playing the ball… this fucking admin man \*BESSENT: BUYBACKS COULD BE BIGGER THAN THE $4B WE ANNOUNCED \*BESSENT: US YIELDS DON'T REFLECT UNDERLYING FUNDAMENTALS

ShittyUsernane1222

shit is hitting the fan in financial markets real time. nice work, JDPON DON. https://preview.redd.it/kbih1w51vikh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245d625cc580e63cfa99279be1800b36e113b970

Me-Regarded

Huh? You mean if you DON'T own real estate already you are fuk

CollegeSorry5923

Putts on $TSLA and $AAL. The king is traveling to Canada via @ORD. #AAL style store stole the king's tennis racquets. He bitches on here about it. He hasn't forgotten. Pepperidge Farm NEVER FORGETS THAT WE'RE ONLY FIGHTING ABOUT WATER RIGHTS. AND Y'ALL CHOSE TO BE THE BUDGET AIRLINE FOR THE US OF AMERICA MILITARY. I WANT ALL TRIPS IN FIRST CLASS BEFORE I SEE YOU CROSS 00000.75.000000000 DOLLARS FOR 1 TOKEN. DON'T TRY THE GANG. WE GEORGE UP ION THIS BITCH.

1-800-YOLO

Killer Mike - DON'T LET THE DEVIL  Bless up 🥷🦅

Any_Life_6178

reading🫵regards is always great for a laugh🫵DON'T KNOW SHIT ps neither do I

plawwell

Often understanding a technology is why you DON'T want to invest in it. E.g. AI.

Capau15

CAUSE I AM UNSTOPPABLE I WIN EVERY SINGLE TRADE I M SO POWERFUL I DON T NEED OPTIONS TO PLAY music s over pls rebound

ShittyUsernane1222

there are two kinds of pro 🥭 voters: \-Make America great again \-Make America GUH again JDPON DON is making america GUH again to save bears. puts on US financial markets long term. calls on 🥭 admin insider trading.

Lootoholic

Thank you so much for the rewards on the comment above. Since you guys are interested in this whole epic tale of the battle of $8.01, I looked through my old saves and found this beautiful narrative that a fellow redditor posted back then: "A Massive Victory" - Chapter 2 - AMC 2021 Let's walk through what just happened... Let's revel in the glory of this victory over this weekend and come back Monday motivated and driven. 1 Hour to close - The Calm Before the Storm - We were sitting pretty at about $8.25 off some big gains, but we all knew it wasn't over yet, we knew the hedges had 1 more attack in their playbook to bring us down to $7.99. We were all ready and willing to sacrifice ourselves at power hour. Some of us ready with just $10, others with $100,000-- ALL OF US with courage and comradery coursing through our veins. A true community, ready to fight for our lives. 30 Minutes to close - War Erupts - We saw the attack begin. Hedges dumped extreme volumes to short the gains we had just seen over the past hour (many of us knew they could only short us on gains seen from today). But the Apes held strong, we beat them back and the attack leveled off right around $8.05. It wasn't over yet though, and none of us knew how it would end. The bravery here cannot be over-stated. 10 Minutes to close - Hope is Tested - The Apes held the initial barrage and we were sitting at $8.05, many of the Apes were completely tapped out at this point, exhausted, drained, giving their all for the cause. Things were looking drab, and our casualties were high, hope remained, but the Hedges are ruthless and relentless... powered by greed, superiority and hatred. Right when we thought we could ride it out they unleashed the rest of their army, their special forces, we dropped from $8.01 to $7.81 in 1 minute. We saw massive 10,000-15,000 share buy walls put up for $7.95 immediately to keep the price down, things were looking bad. You could feel the panic in the air, the pain in our hearts- But APES DON'T quit. 5 minutes to close - The Final Stand - 4 minutes left, the strongest and most brave Apes move into position as many of us lose hope, they drop every penny they had on shares. We move up to $7.90, $7.92, $7.93, we are beginning to BELIEVE. 3 minutes left, the Apes muster the remainder of their courage and charge towards the Hedges full speed, death is impending and probable, but APES DON'T quit. 2 minutes left, $7.95 is breached, we strike a blow to a commander (massive sell wall breached) and momentum is changing, but our fate is anything but certain. 1 minute left, our most diamond handed comrades unleash the remainder of their arsenal, APES DON'T quit. We land a blow directly to the hedges leader ($7.99 sell wall). 10 seconds left, wavering from $7.99 to $8.01 and back, more courage is mustered, more rage drawl from. One final strike and it's all over. DING DING DING - $8.01! The Battle is Won, but the war is far from over. STAY STRONG, this is our turning point, this is our Midway.

jtvez

Why the hell did I long oil of all things oh right because this whole hormuz, SPR drawdowns thing is going to blow up eventually. probably. GUH FUCK I DON'T EVEN

wrongsyourgrammar

For those selling covered calls, DON'T DO IT. It literally always backfires.

More-Enthusiasm-4881

It is good that you can recognize these patterns! If you feel overwhelmed or pressured to trade DON'T. Very easy to let your emotions buoy you into a bad position. Take your wins and have a break. It has been one of those weeks for me, nice juicy profits daily. A nice excuse to chill for the rest of the week and collect yourself when you can be level headed.

Traditional-Issue955

THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. VIVK is up a bit premarket.

fomoandyoloandnogrow

**CAN WE BRING INFLATION BACK TO 2% ALREADY? I DON’T WANT TO PAY $20 POUND FOR GROUND BEEF BY 2030** *This ad was sponsored by bears. Fuk you bools*

Paul_Robert_

Me: ASTS at 135, LETS GOOO also me: ASTS at 110, not bad, I'll keep holding. also me: ASTS below 100? Still in lots of profit, we gucci also me: ASTS PLEASE GO BACK UP TO $100 also me: ASTS PLEASE JUST STAY ABOVE $80 me, yet again: ASTS I BEG YOU, DON'T GO BELOW $60 Me, today: ASTS above $70? We gucci!

Home-String-3246

DON’T short SPCX

GerryManDarling

Shorting any stocks in today's market is true regards. RESASON DON'T BUY STOCKS, REGARDS DO.

sfw_supdood

I go to personal insults when you make shit up and try to insult me with your conspiracy theories of my background. You said I think tech is going to fail. YOU DON'T KNOW MY POSITIONS. It's cope. I've been long tech for my whole careeer. I just sold some of my Microsoft stock from my previous job at ATH. I'm balanced, I'm not stuck in AI psychosis. You're delusional and can't even have a conversation with someone who doesn't agree with you.

imustbegthequestion

https://preview.redd.it/ogk1o8pv4jhh1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56dd54b95866c160d8ca7d9fd9c5a0f9efb7a5a8 First news I've seen this night. You win the inaugural Ai SLaUGH DuMâTîN. Thank the EuroRîchè. They finally took a break from the Casino and are hopefully buying AC units and electric space heaters. Calls across the board. This guy is the current DON of RDDT in my eyes. I only wear glasses from $MILAN #GoldPRáDÁ today. I'm a Tar Heel so they have to have blue on them. \#BattLEofDaBLuEZ, edition Fall 2026. I plan to be the biggliest booster of all time. Just cause you're special, This baccarat is all for you. Post or PM me for 3 wishes. Bank or you print 0dte.

diefy7321

Eyeran: WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH AMERIFATS Also Eyeran: OKAY BUT WE CHARGE TOLLS Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

financiallythriving

“ So we're canceling the PEACE. Total disaster. The fake news will say the stock market will plunge. I DON'T CARE. The economists are crying, the TV people are screaming, and frankly it's tremendous television. Anyway, the peace deal has been FIRED and we will hit them HARD. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” \-DJT

imustbegthequestion

RDDT. The reply button on the chat keeps moving on my iPhone 17, 256 gb. Don't make me buy a SAMSUNG. KOREA BROZ, I'LL MAKE YOU THE AI SLOHP DUNOÎT IF YOU DON'T FUCK THIS UP. Sit down Singapore Tigers. The Korean HoneyBadgers are hunting Snakes in the Grass. Calls on Bears, Flockaveli came out like 17 years ago.

hmmmmmmmmmidk

i DON’T like the chat. CAT gonna bounce or what?

Full_Pear449

So you are experimenting with a put option. Have you never heard of time decay. I guess that you DON"T KNOW what this SYMBOL is AVS

unhappyreach_

2% away from ATH AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ??

Growly150

I DON'T think that's true, but even if it is, I don't care

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Don't let go Leo. DON'T LET GO.

SillyBusiness1634

DON'T DO IT. Options are a con, you don't win.

SillyBusiness1634

NO. DON:T DO IT. It's a con !

No-Put2311

What on earth is Warsh saying man. He is just word salading everything. IT SOUNDS LIKE MY WORK MEETINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT

ShittyUsernane1222

https://preview.redd.it/d0x7yosz8zfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867603ebfb3b47831b419edff9581cd681051aa6 🏳️‍🌈🐻's are in control. JDPON DON will save puts.

Spy300

Hey guys, i think theyre going to raise rates >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

Spy300

Hey guys, I think theyre going to hike the rates >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

DickyFishb

You don't hold til the expiration. Get in a highly liquid stock like SPY Trade early in the morning DON'T TRADE AT POWERHOUR (last hour of the day) unless you ARE 99% certain it will hit or go above your breakeven strike price. And for me personally: I don't hold no more then 30 mins and follow my SL

Glittering-Drop-5822

Hahahaha. Glad to see this. And there are others. DON'T BLAME ELON. Blame yourself for buying into the hype. Will go down another $10.00 per share before it flatlines. THE VALUATION WAS BASED ON "EXPERIMENTAL" POTENTIAL. Be an investor, NOT a gambler.

OkAlternative7705

imao IMAO BEARS LOL, every week market pumps huge fucking huge on modnay +3%, +5% THIS MARKET IS LITRALY FUCKING FREE MONEY LOLE AND YOU STILL TRY TO LOSE MONEY BY SHORTING SOMEHTIGN THAT ONLY GOES UP LOL, I AM AT A POINT THAT I DON'T EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOU GUYS imao

insideout_waffle

As a consumer, I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT ORACLE DOES EXACTLY. I see ads sometimes. Do they just make ads?

Slowmac123

No, no no NO NO DON'D DO THAT. I THOUGHT WERE HAVING A NICE GREEN DAY https://preview.redd.it/4ee4a40c38fh1.png?width=335&format=png&auto=webp&s=b57fa19bcff1aad5ed8d07a063e1532109ac2fb5

Spy300

Are these rate hikes in the room with you right now? >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY

Wolvshammy

This has Pump and Dumpling written all over it. So, you barely speak English. You're proposing a Chinese penny stock. You have "close contacts" with the company. You have a fresh account with no karma and everything removed from trying to pump this stock.....AND somehow we are supposed to believe you DON'T work for the Chinese government or a pump and dump building in ZhenJeng China but in actuality just like to hang out on Reddit and talk to Americans about the amazing opportunities they are missing out on?

abroadbroadband

The sun is too bright, and I DON'T like it How do we dim this sucker 😡

Jerikolol

***DJT ADRESSING THE NATION AGAIN AS IRAN WAR ENTERS ITS 8TH NIGHT OF RENEWED OPERATIONS:*** "MY FRIENDS... THEY SAY I DON'T WANT WAR." My friends... People have said—many people, the smartest people—that I don't like war. Wrong. I like war. No... I LOVE WAR! I love shock and awe. I love bunker busters. I love aircraft carriers parked somewhere "strictly as a deterrent.". I love hearing the words "limited military operation" on Monday and "regime change was never the goal" by Friday. Carrier groups in the Gulf. B-2 bombers in the night. Tomahawks flying so fast CNN can't even animate them correctly. I LOVE THEM ALL. My heart skips a beat whenever the Pentagon says, "We have achieved our objectives.". Especially when five minutes later someone leaks "...there are actually more objectives.". I love watching defense contractors discover record quarterly earnings. I love seeing Raytheon stock print a green candle so large it has its own ZIP code. I love when oil traders collectively forget what the word "supply" means. There is nothing—NOTHING—more beautiful than opening futures at 6 PM on Sunday and seeing the S&P down 2% while Lockheed Martin is somehow +8%. MAGNIFICENT. My friends... I don't merely enjoy military escalation. I cherish it. I nurture it. I refresh X every thirty seconds waiting for anonymous OSINT accounts to post blurry satellite images with seventeen red circles and the words: "BIG IF TRUE." YES. YES! MORE! I want DEFCON rumors. I want anonymous officials. I want contradictory Pentagon statements. Mandatory testosterone testing. I want oil at $120. VIX at 45. And SPY somehow still green. THAT... THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY. Now... Bring me another "breaking news" banner. We're only getting started.

Direct-Boy888

Try ndx 😂 JK DON’T

Hot_Sacks

The biggest lesson the market has been trying to teach me these past few months is: DON’T BE A GREEDY BASTARD Learning the lesson, however, has been elusive

Organic-Calendar-244

DON’T open the casino

D1rtD3mon

I'll be yall's peace of mind for a second.... any of you who are panicking right now just zoom out on every graph of every major company right now and realize corrections are all part of the game. BUY THE DIP AND DON'T TRIP

kaliforniakratom

One thing stupid about SOFI is it doesn't show you that I bought it at 135 and sold it at 225. But then bought it back under 150. ChatGPT SAID : DON'T BUY IT BACK YET I didn't listen

CressWide1842

Ukraine isn't exactly good either pal. It has characteristics that are sort of starting to resemble that of Israel. Well.. it's not like their hiding it though, It is "forbidden" to compare to the Holocaust? Ok, maybe not a targeted racial agenda or planned like the final solution, but tell that to the relatives of raped girls, land mine victims, indiscriminate bombing of civilian shelters, etc. Anyways back on the subject palantir as the people have stated the man overseeing these surveilance state sort of subject is and if not an example of an actualy evil genius unlike that of other elites who take are aware of their only actual skill is taking advantage of those below them, **BUT** NO NO NO NO that is not Peter Thiel. He's got raw talent and disposes of it infinitly. Able to lure those of the most cunning personalities into his circle and making them favor every word he says; be it higher status or not. Man has not a fucking shred of empathy, simply a man wanting to rule the world. You could describe him as that of the devils hands at play. The man will be the end of us. Already implementing radar and advanced camera signonamy that can literally tell what your about to say before you even say it just be reading your facial cues (Muscles and what not). WHY WOULD THEY EVER FUCKING NEED tHAT AND 24 HOUR. what is their to be proud of as an "American" well the word american is falsely used today and is a mockery of real americans since colonialism. But what is the differnce between china and america now if the U.S. is propesing even farther extremism survielance. Theres a reason countries that opt to serve the people and the few laughed at the idea of being persuade to implement this in their states. Do not be ignorant and fooled by an elite they are human and will act like you but their dark sides have the power that others DON"T. It is your responsibility as a friend, family, dad, etc. To not tolerate such mockery. You are not stupid I know that and no one really is. They have worked hard to de-void you of proper education in all subjects. You don't even get time to learn and everyday you lose more and more of whatever you work to achieve. I will show you the way my brothers and sisters. It is the people who serve themselves not a few. Everyone has power or no one otherwise we **lose**.

bemeandnotyou

It will be more valuable than earth, U JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND u chummy poors.

Mike_Oxafloppan

Maybe “they” really DON’T want to pay out puts. Show me 752 close for fun.

Emilio___Molestevez

fucking $GOOG delaying a release because THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COMPUTE LITERALLY FUCKING $GOOG IS COMPUTE CONSTRAINED AND THESE FUCKING RETARDS KEEP SELLING AI INFRASTRUCTURE

ill-get-it-together

This is a PSA for everyone that reads it - STOP TRADING OPTIONS - YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

Spy300

>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY ✅️ lol

Sad_Standard7054

DON‘t OPEN THE CASINO

I_work_too_much

🎶 Everybody hates you, everybody wishes that you were dead, cuz KOSPI you suck, KOSPI you suck, KOSPI your selling is fucking terrible. KOSPI YOU SUCK KOSPI YOU SUCK KOSPI YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING OF VALUE 🎶

More-Curious816

2022? Quickly, invest in Nvidia and all ram makers, also Google, don't DON'T Microsoft.

iTouchStuff

US DEMANDS IRAN STATE THAT HORMUZ IS OPEN: AP CITING OFFICIALS IF WE DON'T GET THE NUCLEAR DUST, WE DO NOT HAVE A DEAL WITH IRAN – SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS JUST IN : US DEPLOYS 20 WARSHIPS AND 2 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TOWARDS IRAN it wouldnt be a weekend without war . lmaooooo

SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich

#AYYYY YOU, YEAH YOU 🫵🤬 #DON'T TOUCH MUH GAWD DAMN SEX ROBOT, DON'T TOUCH THE MICRON DRAM, THE SANDISK NAND, OR THE AMD CPU. *and if you're cool I'll let you squeeze her boobies and her butt 😏*

BruceMee

I scalp shares, all day everyday, and if we started talking about all the things I DON'T understand, we'd be here til xmas.

Weak-Goat9278

What a pathetic mindset - you are bigger problem than your idiot leader Also YOU DON’T KNOW BALL.

Comrade_Durge

The problem is I DON’T HAVE MORE MONEY TO PUT IN, ITS ALREADY ALL IN

yahooms

**MY GF, DOESN'T HAVE A JOB FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ALWAYS BUYS DESIGNER BAGS AND SUNGLASSES 💅, CLOTHES, TRAVELS 4 TIMES A YEAR ✈️, DOESN'T HAVE RICH PARENTS, POSTING FANCY RESTAURANT & RESORTS ON IG ALL THE TIME 🏖️, OFTEN DISAPPEARS FOR A COUPLE DAYS.** MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES ALL OF IT... so awesome, I THINK I AM GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN

Utilize3372

Market: Why can't you love me? Bear: Stop. Market: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!

Gavroche999

DON'T DO IT. You can make more money with some part time online job, where you can still be at home and help your dad. Sure you can make some 'swing trading', but with 5K you won't make much. Probably less tha a job paying like $25 or $30 an hour would pay even for 10 hours a week. If you want to learn, just do 'paper trading' on a brokerage account.

1541drive

> What if you get aggressive cancer in a year and die? Even scarier? What if you **DON’T** get cancer and live? Getting older is already rough. Getting older and poor is hell.

Crafty-Sundae6351

Analysts DON’T often beat the market. Something like 70-80% of mutual fund managers underperform the market over a long investing timeframe. Any amateur is delusional if they think they can.

Syllabub_Visual

99% of this sub’s standard jokes DON’T offend me not even the Wendy’s stuff but when it’s something that could possibly imply that you’ll be stuck with a life of mediocre said in a dismissive tone I think it crosses a line

abandoned_idol

Look. You are looking for a hobby. Fun. Play. Recreation. I understand because I also look at how my stock is performing everyday for fun. "...Take the loss..." Let's assume you sell Google and buy something else. Just assume. What guarantee do you have of choosing a stock that will outperform your google pick? If you lost interest in Google, don't sell it, just keep it in your portfolio and start buying other stocks/indexes with your future income. Having Google in your portfolio is exciting! It wasn't exciting up until now, sure. But in the future it will! You will never be able to think rationally about investing. The only way you will ever be able to invest rationally is by NOT basing your decisions on what you want. You must learn to be boring. If you are bored, get an inexpensive hobby to pass the time (which will give your stock picks time to amuse you later). Did you know that Nvidia and Micron used to be boring stocks for the longest time? (you don't believe me, do you?) Selling stock at a loss is a surefire way to lose money. You don't make money by buying high and selling low. Moon stocks are lottery tickets, not a guaranteed salary. You can't count on lottery tickets to make up for "selling at a loss". Don't turn investing into a hobby. And if you do, DON'T SELL AT A LOSS. Just be way more cautious about what you choose invest with your future money. You should sell at a win, have an emergency fund, and buy more good companies. You made a good decision, now go play videogames (or hobby of choice) instead of destroying the good decision you made. I spent an hour writing this post. But I didn't do it because I have any expertise. Sure, I'm not possessed by money as I wrote this, but I wrote this post because I am so bored right now. Boredom leads to unproductivity (I gained nothing from spending my time writing this). Boredom will lead to you burning all your wealth, terrifying stuff.

FireInTheRing

The 10 types of Micron traders 1. "I invested into this at $50. I'm not selling any time soon. I'm happy with my 5 shares" 2. "I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTTTTTTT!!!" 3. "I buy the top, sell the bottom, and it keeps rallying. What the actual fuck???" 4. "It has to go down soon right? I lost 20k on puts man. Please pop the bubble" 5. "MICRON IS GOING TO GO TO 10,000+!!! IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, GET THE FUCK OUT" 6. "I sold covered calls. Hahaha, please kill me" 7. "I sold secured puts. Hahaha, I'm the BEST!!!" 8. "I sold naked calls. I didn't lose much, just the house, wife, and kids" 9. "I sold naked puts. Hey man, if I lose, that's the broker's problem" 10. "I sold at $400. Oh well, you can't lose taking profits"

Scalpaholic

Keep dreaming Bols! Keep dancing! Ignore RSI and Volume on MU! And whatever you do,  DON'T. LOOK. UP.

OptionsHuduga

U MISSED SANDISK? U MISSED MICRON? THEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MISS WDC (earnings in one month). Ur chances are running out!

DeeDee_Z

You've got some conflicting requirements, for sure. * If you want to give your kid money, open an account that transfers to them at the age of majority. * If you DON'T want your kid to get the money, DON'T open an account that transfers to them at the age of majority. Try this: open a regular brokerage account in your name; this will NOT be a tax-deferred account, so cap gains and divs and all that WILL be taxable in the year received -- but not thereafter. At some point in the future, set up an automatic transfer of $X00 per month or per quarter or even per year if you're feeling particularly "I'm in control here and you're not". Just like giving your kid an allowance, but it's coming from a brokerage account. It won't be an IRA, so *"it would be great that I could set up their retirement at age 18"* is going to be one of your requirements that conflicts with others. Any IRA account (traditional, Roth, custodial) has the requirement that contributions to it cannot exceed **the kid's** earned income for the year. Except, an Inherited IRA account, which passes to the kid as a beneficiary, but no additional money can be contributed to such an account, and there's the little detail that ***somebody has to die*** for the kid to get his hands on the money. That's all I feel like typing at the moment.

Jazzlike-Ad-9243

FULL PORT WENDY's SO YOU DON'T END UP WORKING AT ONE 🔥

ChewbaccaIsBear

As Biden would say... DON'T 

mmal55

Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS.

WSB-mods-are-

Me to my MU calls: ***"NO. NO, STAY WITH ME***!" "DON'T LEAVE ME!!!"

092Casey

Yeah but no. Iran's only play was to close hormuz, spike oil to cause global recession. CON DON rallied the bank owners to flood it, probably printed classified money to cause the absurd and fake pump. Now time for thevrecession that started in March

jijitalk

NOOO PLSSS MSFT, DON’t PUT IT IN MY ASSSSSS.

THedman07

YOU DON'T NEED AI TO DO SIMPLE SHIT. WHY WOULD AI HELP WITH YOU FUCKING UP WHICH W2 YOU PUT IN? It might or it might not. Or you might put EXACTLY the right information into it and it might spit out something wrong... how is that better? Would TurboTax be threatened by a better tax prep software? Maybe if it was HRBlock or something like that, but LLM wrappers are not magically better than everything that exists. They're just not. FFS people. Its not a magic bullet that does all the things. Its a chatbot that puts together strings of words that are statistically likely to sound plausible. That's not what I want doing my taxes. YOUR issue would be solved by a software that does OCR on the form you brought in and the output was attached to a program that CHECKS THE YEAR ON THE FORM.

FineAunts

This is the right answer. 95% in VOO and feel free to fuck around with the rest. And DON'T TOUCH the 95%, bitch!

StonksInvesteur

I know it’s hard to when you lost money today, but make sure MY FUCKING BURGERS ARE NICELY FLIPPED AND MY FRIES ARE WELL SEASONED BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN A BAG. DON’T FORGET TO FUCKING SMILE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. BONUS POINTS IF YOU GIVE ME MORE NAPKINS

StonksInvesteur

I DON’T WANT TO HAVE MY LIFE NEGATIVELY IMPACTED BY SOMEONE ELSE’S RETARDED DECISIONS. LET ME BUY FDs AND RUIN IT MYSELF

jijitalk

No… no no no no no no msft&meta DON’T DO THAT! I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UP! WHY ARE YOU DUMPING I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPPP… >:(