MF

SuccessfulLeather634

He just got reported to Uncle MF'IN SAM. 

crazy0ne

Christian Bale will do that to a MF.

Colekaine

For me it's the ones that scream BTC is dead/too volatile/too boring/shitty investment when it has a 10-40% pullback. MF you just watched it go from 16k to 126k this cycle, what more do you want.

OkNeighborhood9384

67k (old ATH retest) and i am the happiest MF on this Planet. Because i have so big Orders there.

Specialist-Hospital7

Hahah Funny question! i had my first ever Computer back in 2015. i used to play many video games like CS GO. (was the best time of my life btw) Then randomly i heard about this dude that had spent 10,000 Bitcoin on two large Pizzas! at that time, everything changed… My first ever 10 Bucks in Bitcoin. I remember when it hit 600$ in 2016… Yeah and eventually, i stared working a 9 to 6 Job and got so deep into crypto, that even my Profile Bio was „Bitcoin, Fucking Proof of Work“ I invested 50$ every month and looked at the price fly over to 5,000$. 2017! Gosh, I’ll never forget this dramatic year… Right before Christmas i wanted to cash out to get my Family something unforgettable. But all of the sudden, everything went black! My Computer has no sings of life anymore. I absolutely panicked and removed the hardware and rushed to the next electronic store. I explained and told them everything… They said they‘ll take a look. 2-3 Days later i get a call from the shop, my hardware is completely dead… With everything… My whole bag of BTC, my whole life savings. Down the drain Now, this MF stands in my Room as decoration and a bad Story behind it…

VeterinarianFun2455

Wake the FU*K UP MF.  Being in a coma is just an excuse for being lazy. 

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dragonballsteve85

My memeboi pepecoin getting the Kraken listing - about to go MF parabolic baby 🚀 https://i.redd.it/8kkqkocxylzf1.gif

UnrealizedLosses

Plus scammers like the MF President have not done crypto as a whole any favors after continuous pump and dump schemes…

Technical_Car3729

Do we sell our BTC to pay off credit card debt or just hold that MF and make minimum payments?

NotPalatableTheySay

Uptober was disappointing I ain’t gonna lie. MF’s are manipulating the price so they can gobble up what’s out there on exchanges and OTC but damn. All this buying every day and we chop sideways. I’ve been in it since 30K and I’m in it for the long haul but I get tired of the manipulation. I guess that’s what we get with “institutional adoption”.

G3n3r1cc0unt

Too much instability for the market with the orange poopy diaper wearer changing his mind daily. Tariffs this. Tariffs that. Leading by intimidation. With Biden, things weren’t great but the economy was on the upswing. Then people fell for the orange lies again, totally forgot about the damage he did last time (millions of people actually died) and assumed he’d be good for crypto. Turns out, he’s only good for himself and his family. This MF’ers net worth went up by billions and it’s not even one full year in! And dude isn’t done yet. What I don’t get is that if you remove the noise, remove the buzz words, remove everything. The economy does better under democrats than republicans. It’s a simple chart. So when voting, people should look at the bigger picture. When we all do well, we all spend that capital in all kinds of ways. Including crypto. Yet people continue to elect Republicans and the wealth gap expands. And yeah yeah. I get it. Check point 2.0 and all that. I’m talking bigger picture. Everything costs more and people are losing their jobs. ICE is busting up cars. Does that mean that our auto insurance will go up because of all of these claims? We already know you can’t afford to get sick. Disturbing society has impacts. All of the business and people in cities with this immigration lie. That impacts all of us. The people can’t spend money buying products. So the company can’t hire more people and grow. They raise prices. We complain. All while the top are getting richer. Then people vote the same way again! And again! Crazy times. I’m staying long cuz and avoiding the news.

Powerful_Tourist2356

Americans just have what they deserve... now deal with that creap... Im only feel sorry and concerned for the rest of the world, that because a few millions morrons that vote for him set the hole world on fire... FOR THE SECOND TIME!!! For america and americans, 4 words - NOW DEAL WITH IT For the rest of the world - Have patient, and stay away from it. That MF will die in a couple of months.

117Reclaimer

Hope there's a massive green dildo when this MF finally kicks the bucket

117Reclaimer

Can someone take one for the team and send this MF to hell?

admin_default

https://youtu.be/m0sRrsara9c?si=R2Eo3MF5XI3MvZ_0

Coreantes

The right amount of doom? That'll be MF Doom.

Excellent-Tower7833

There’s literally A.I. you can use😂 dumb MF

Efficient_Culture569

Message Saylor and Mallets to open a 10B 10x long position TP liquidate this MF

order-odonata

Get a job and buy some yourself. You lazy MF.

Spagarigus

Dude are ALL of you STT8 UP NOOBS? We havs top tier institutional $ coming IN and at THE SAME TIME the Consensus Sentiment is… “MAKE THEM SELL ALL THEY HAVE! Make Them QUESTION the Legitimacy of THIS ENTIRE REVOLUTION” sadly ALOT of you WILL DO JUST THAT! Ima Stay On the MF Boat Baby! Ride tgis MF OUT TIL IT CAPSIZES OR WE FIND MAD WIND and WIN THE MF REGATTA! “sir? SIR? Did you say you GOTTA PEE!?!” -NO ASSWIPE! IM GOIN DOWN WITH XRP! Fool….

heyheyshinyCRH

Oh shit this MF is issuing ultimatums

Crypto_kane

that is a MF cool answer

cjarzynka

I put my seed phrase on a piece of paper and tied it to a pigeon! MF still hasn't come home!

BankPsychological883

Then Powell leaves and Trump appoints someone that will slash interest rates, then they print like a MF and run everything hot into the midterms.

Anonymous_Unknown13

I need his dealer contact information. MF must be smoking some cheap Ganja

busybox42

No part of that sounds insane to me. Trump has been a very public grifter his whole god damn life. The last time he was president SCOTUS made him immune from prosecution for anything he does in office. Why wouldn't anyone think he'd commit as many crimes as possible? The stupid MF'er SOLD Trump branded Bibles... He has blatantly used every avenue to profit off his political office and it make me want to vomit. /rant.

Glass-Inspector206

Fuk that buy back between 90 to 104 thousand  Out your mind losing 10 percent swing it up then dump it. Then buy back during beer market.. that hodl BS is MF big institutes telling you hodl there bags. the game is changed. 

2xfun

Oh boy … this is going to backfire like a MF

kyleglowacki

Big BTC advocate at work bought socks at some point for BTC. Given the current price, those are some expensive MF socks.

AddictedMCC1325

Checking and buying all the MF time!

Powerful_Tourist2356

You made a fucking public post. Public, not yours. And even if its " your post " i ask you 2 fucking questions about what you are posting you stupid MF. And if i asks you is bc i want to learn... why you dont reply..? And why the fuck do you post something if you dont even reply... Asshole

BullyMcBullishson

MF is trying to be as bullish as me!

Hqjjciy6sJr

This is more than long liquidation. a lucky MF just market sold $2.7 billion "A Bitcoin whale sold 24,000 BTC worth over $2.7 billion, causing today’s -$4,000 crash in minutes. They still hold 152,874 BTC worth more than $17 BILLION." [https://x.com/BTC\_Archive/status/1959740701182210466](https://x.com/BTC_Archive/status/1959740701182210466)

Hqjjciy6sJr

"A Bitcoin whale sold 24,000 BTC worth over $2.7 billion, causing today’s -$4,000 crash in minutes. They still hold 152,874 BTC worth more than $17 BILLION." Lucky MF

bush_week1990

J ”The MF” Powell

RegainingLife

Yeah, FOMO, panic, and greed are a MF'er to deal with. It's not easy, but try to learn to remove emotions when trading or investing. Keep it all rational and pick targets and numbers where you buy or sell. Remember, the trick is to leave your emotions out of it and act on your strategies/plans that you decided on in advance.

forest-moth

I’m going to buy the house when I can and that will be that MF

Decent-Test-2479

Why do you think you need to fucking loop bro go to BEEFY.com and go look at their MF pools and vaults. It’s not hard, there are uniswap pools and what ever defi swap protocol you’d like to choose.. please explain to be why a vault with over 100 percent APY would need you to lend crypto for a measly 1-2 percent? To add to a loop. This is how I know you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.. stop saying you need to do a lend loop. Simply take your funds from your wallet and throw them in a vault and fuckin pool them when you want them.. you’re making it difficult.. research and find the right vault. Lending to something like AAVE, and then borrowing against it and then putting that borrowed crypto into a pool is something that people do but it’s not something one NEEDS to do.. that’s for high level traders and the fact you can’t understand how a vault works with out doing that unnecessary step is confusing the hell out of me because I don’t get what you don’t understand I’ll say it again.. You don’t need to lend and borrow against your crypto to be able to use a vault, that is a technique people do, again for the fifth time, but not something you need to do. Got it !? Pools are as simple as taking funds from a wallet to a pool. I prefer beefy as it’s proven and safe.

No-Jackfruit-3947

MF… Fml. Enjoy the good life man! Well played.

xtexm

BUY BORROW DIE. The dollar died in 1971. Bitcoin invested in 2009. MF’s will really hop on here in the year 2060 and be like “yeah I remember buying at $1,000,000.” “Yeah, I remember fiat shitcoins.” NFA

vodkamelts

Lol wowwww crazy theory. Couldn't be more obvious. He likes to bring bitcoin into the conversation no matter what. It's down, buy gold. It's up, not gonna last, buy gold. He's basically just pushing gold and stacking sats while he is touting gold's dominance. MF isn't stupid. Attention, and especially as a dude who has become a meme at this point, only creates him more wealth.

transatoshi_mw

His kidneys will give out before next election cycle unless MF goes to rehab.

MichaelAischmann

I'm waiting for a new Bitcoin ATH in Bitcoin but it's still 1:1. MF doesn't want to move.

Substantial_Prune410

That MF a shitcoin if there ever was one

Wonderful-Zombie-774

Everyone should most definitely put their entire life savings into this. Sell grandma’s stuff and pawn grandpas teeth, we ridin’ to the MF moooooon. Maybe. Probably not. Still. Act accordingly and go get his teeth.

Kayless3232

No they are not. UK got the Brexit a few years ago. (They made a funny referendum who no one will vote for and get fucked by the people ahah) Ukraine rejectes our offer to join EU. (And this is a problem for them now, too proud MF back then now crying for help)

spirax919

"Time in the market beats timing the market" MF's in the crypto sub spouted this bullshit in 2021 about every single shit coin as if they were all guaranteed to go up.

walkinyardsale

Amongst smart MF-ers Hal was unusually smart. May his memory be for a blessing.

Think-Mouse2893

I promise I will. The minute that MF’r shows is it’s ugly face I’m gonna short that BIH. And I’m gonna record it. And you better like it. Because I’m doing it just for you.

vert3xTrading

BTCFX through Fidelity is a quality MF I put my entire retirement into April last year. Pays monthly dividends, which yield more than the BTCFX share price does (at least during the year+ I held it).

vert3xTrading

BTCFX through Fidelity is a quality MF I put my entire retirement into April last year. Pays monthly dividends, which yield more than the BTCFX share price does (at least during the year+ I held it).

Echo609

Alt season isn’t happening. With all the rugs, and every alt coin being vaporware, or companies issuing crypto in efforts to skirt the transparency needed to IPO most seasoned investors and most retail are put off by crypto investing now. And the younger generations who do invest don’t have a buying power to move the needle into higher market caps anymore. A handful of memes cross the 1B MF barrier. Most even popular memes stall out at 100MC. Anyone who’s been into crypto knows ALT coins are really just meme coins hidden behind fancy language, or just liquidity farms for insiders and VCs. No one’s falling for the alt narrative again. It’s all about chasing meme pumps and holding BTC

ThereIsNoGovernance

More random number generators (qBiTs) == more useless simulations of nothing useful. QC is bullshit horseshit FUD. Can't do shit, won't do shit. (largest number reliably factored: the legal drinking age of 21 and this was done using tricks.) If you think QC is a threat your are a GULLIBLE MF'ING IDIOT.

VivaHollanda

**SCAM** ‎ Hey **scammer** /u/Legitimate_Shape_978 it's you again? GFY! ‎ /u/PyroMancer330 and /u/Legitimate_Shape_978 are stolen **scam** accounts! ‎ Don't fall for this **scam**! ‎ Must suck to be you! Oh, btw, i also keep going MF.

KingGarunas

First its u/yaNastee now its this MF. Soooo annoying

NiGhTShR0uD

THIS MF SAID "WE SHOULDN'T SAY THIS ONE THING BECAUSE IT JINXES THE MARKET", AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SAY IT ANYWAY. FU OP. I stopped reading after that.

CriticalCobraz

Alt season 2017 

Dirty_ButtFuxMcGee

Ha, i can’t even say i have “Net Worth” +2500 to my name, ID Theft is a MF. Cant even claim that which is/was mine. But i have $65 in my CB, which i would love to grow. Just dont know which route to take.

IntrepidFarmer5666

Pot calling the kettle black  MF it’s 9 am here 

angelwolf71885

Im waiting for the day some MF wins the whole enchilada and i will loose my shit

Putrid_Pollution3455

Those groups rely on savings rate > investment quality. Hard cracking early retirement using old school dog shit investments like stocks and bonds. Their strategy can be applied to any asset allocation with mathematical robotic focus. For instance look at leanfire. Those MF’ers are radical about saving every flipping cent and investing it. Imagine how much bitcoin you’d have if you lived in your car and worked nonestop, eating food out of the dumpster so you can stack sats?

Altruistic_Sock2877

FOMO about to set in like a MF. Let’s go!

Whole-Ad3696

If it's an MF Doom themed wallet I am so in

low_contrast_black

Right?!? Checking = what I need to cover my monthly nut Savings = buffer I need if shit gets wild Investments = hands-off, MF, this is long-term shit.

versace_drunk

This sub has some of the dumbest MF and they should have no business touching anything related to finance.

Ok_Breadfruit4176

How low can on be to call a customer MF? Ever heard of customer service? You sound super weird.

reed5point0

this MF is in here thinking perps is the only aspect of gambling in this shit

DesignerVillage5925

Shorting since redhead MF became a president of the US, so I'm fine 😆

Masterbaaker

Pin this MF.

TripElectronic7967

Lol.."'the markets"...You mean the market that's controlled and manipulated by Wallstreet? And Central Banking Cartels? Lol..Buddy..If you think Trump is destroying YOUR rigged market pumped up with fake money , then you have more pressing issues to address..They are burning that MF-R down!! The entire system is corrupted from the Whitehouse to the Judges, and the Janitors...Including YOUR market..So when the market reacts in a negative way , it's done intentionally in an attempt to sway sentiment regarding Trumps moves..Trump is doing what should have been done 40 yrs ago..Period..He's eliminated the Fed basically..Which is where the evil begins and ends

AllCapNoBrake

How many of you all were saying to yourself this morning "That MF may have been right", lmao.

LadyBird1281

Watch it bounce higher right before payday. MF

Evilmoustachetwirler

Look at this history. MF is a Russian sympathiser

Brief-Door-610

Okayyyyy... 😃👍 You're one of those sorry MF are you? SMFH One of those weasel shits that don't know a thing about history or geopolitics but pretend to know everything and then broadside somebody with ad hominem attacks because you have nothing else? ¿Verdad? I see you cannot have civilized discourse, can you? Well your fucking Zelenskyy will get us into WWIII just like your hero Churchill drove us into WWII by signing a treaty with Poland that he had no way standing behind and enforcing... Poland lost the second the Wehrmacht rolled in, Churchill only wanted to redeem himself from the disaster of Gallipoli and of course wanted to maintain the hegemony over Europe but all he did was empower the Soviet Union and Joseph Stalin, and bring about the collapse of the British Empire... You didn't see your Churchill declare war on the Soviet Union did you? They invaded the same country, Poland, yet why no declaration of war? But it's a disservice to Churchill to connect him to Zelenskyy, the connection is laughable because they are in no way similar, despite Churchill's severe deficiencies as a leader nevertheless Churchill was prime minister over an Empire and Zelensky is 2 pot tyrant who is only in power still because of the hundreds of billions of dollars that Europe and America threw at Russia by proxy through Ukraine and their countless dead men... I'm sure you don't live in Europe and have to pay them outrageous prices do you? Your rent didn't go from 1400€ to 1600€ in 3 years? I'm sure you're brothers and your uncles and your cousins all haven't died at the front? No you're in your mother's basement eating pop tarts and playing World of Warcraft... I just realized why am I wasting my time with you all this stuff that is way over your head? And you mentioned cut and paste, I went to school when we actually had to get an education we didn't have AI to write our book reports...

reed5point0

[Honestly the most fun I've had in crypto since we could post memes in this MF has been will Bull vs Bear which is powered by Mars Protocol on Neutron.](https://bullbear.zone/) While I'm not one to mess with traditional perps, this stupid simple app lets you pick a fight between two tokens. So even if both assets are going down, the one you chose to win just has to go down less than the other. And it does all the Mars Protocol account setup etc on the backend abstracting away all the nerd shit. The cosmos IBC is doing cool cross chain stuff now, so they added XRP, TRUMP, PEPE and a few other tokens to spice up the fun. My favorite battle right now is BTC vs TRUMP...Orange vs Orange I'm only talking about it in here b/c I can't think of a single other app doing this right now and it's genuinely cool as fuck to me

typtyphus

MF legend

Ham_Fighter

No fam deportees and "dangerous" American criminals https://truthout.org/articles/trump-wants-to-send-incarcerated-us-citizens-to-el-salvador/ This is why this incredibly dumb MF got elected again

SyndicateIllusions

It's Altcoin season NOW MF's!

Smoking-Coyote06

Here comes these MF whales again! Congrats OP! Now it's time to aim for 2!

Illperformance6969

and this MF making bank off it with zero consequences

Hungry-Class9806

This MF shilled Safemoon, most recently Libra and most recently his own pump and dump scam. If you throw money at tokens because celebrities (especially the likes of Portnoy) you deserve to lose every single cent.

Chemical_Low8401

This MF is even fucking up crypto!! I swear!!

_SKUL_

look at the mf solana chart bro, the lowest its went in the past year and ahalf was MF $17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jai168

MF it's called a job 😆😆 I loved that skit

PublicReward9694

You stupid MF’ers chase green candles and lose money…who’d ever guessed that might happen. Low IQ idiots. Play stupid games….

Delicious_Ad_2633

LLLEEEEEERRRROYYYYYYY MF JENKIIIINNNZZZ xD

No_Ideal_372

I know of ondo and backed by blackrock already 3 months ago but it's still an alt so it doesnt mean $hit. Alts are for gamblers. It was at $2 2 months ago and now where is it at now? I know of an influencer called crypto hustle. That MF knows shit. He always shill his own bag and shit. Ondo to $16 shit. Freak off man. Buy all you want ondo. Stop shilling it and no one cares. Just buy all ondo all you want and enjoy your gain or just a bag holder. No one wants to be your bag holder.

Wonderful-Bid9471

…And he advances towards confirmation. Rumor has it Rs have been threatened and are scared shitless. From the party that is lock, stock and barrel owned like a MF!

mililani2

HAHAHA, when will people learn leverage kills. These MF'ers FAFO the hard way.

Puddingbuks26

They wanted and voted for an orange MF dumbuckn moron? So they got an orange MF dumbfckn moron. Congrats

Puddingbuks26

They wanted and voted for an orange MF dumbuckn moron? So they got an orange MF dumbfckn moron. Congrats

Puddingbuks26

They wanted and voted for an orange MF dumbuckn moron? So they got an orange MF dumbfckn moron. Congrats

Puddingbuks26

They wanted and voted for an orange MF dumbuckn moron? So they got an orange MF dumbfckn moron. Congrats

eos4

and he will get much more than that, I can guarantee it, people will pour their money to make a rich MF into a richer MF

coojw

I was just about to say, this MF'er doesn't keep up with the new FASB guidelines and is screaming bloody murder, wahh wahh wahh

SoftwareSource

Mayday? MF it's sub 100k btc, i rejoiced when i saw it this morning, loaded up on as much as i could.