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TRUMP + CONGRESSIONAL TRADERS SIGNAL MONITOR | DATE: JUNE 3, 2026 | SECTION 1: TRUMP’S RECENT TRADES (Past 30 days
Missed the IBIT puts, still caught the calls
AMD - Ride the attack… +$20 EPS by 2030 ($400 PT)
Next 20X, SMX style. And I have the date to show how it is possible.
Next 20X, SMX style. And I have the date to show how it is possible.
$FUBO – FuboTV | Merger play with Disney, has been quietly running the past month, hitting a high this Friday last seen in January
$FUBO – FuboTV | Merger play with Disney, has been quietly running the past month, hitting a high this Friday last seen in January
$FUBO – FuboTV | Merger play with Disney, has been quietly running the past month, hitting a high this Friday last seen in January
$FUBO – FuboTV | Merger play with Disney, has been quietly running the past month, hitting a high this Friday last seen in January
$DNUT to $12 or $13? it will hit $13. Here's why! (Proof)
I'm a full time trader and this is my deep dive analysis into Powell, the environment to expect after OPEX, and why geopolitically, there are signs of things quietly falling into place. Downside risks remain, but keep some long exposure still for positive headline surprise.
WSB, it’s been one hell of a ride!
What we thinking’ for the upcoming week?
Up UP AND AWAY🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀to the moon NVOS
Travel/Hospitality stock or ETF for long-term wheeling. Any ideas?
UPSTART UPST, UP, AND AWAY by PickleFinancial
UPST, UP, AND AWAY. Best DD I’ve read in months.
UPST, UP, AND AWAY hopefully squeezing this week.
KEEP YOUR COINS AWAY FROM THE Centralized Exchange! TOP 2 Hardware Wallets For SAFE Cr*pto Storage 🔓
BULLS LOOK AWAY: Highly regarded WSB legend Michael Burry is a full fledged bear through at least Q1 2023; Says market could fall to 15% below the COVID lows
WSB got justice and brought Kenny down, I think it’s only right WSB gets justice and takes down RC the ultimate p&d master.
In response to RC I say DEATH TO GME
Guys, I implore you to watch this video and read my thoughts below. These are just my personal opinions, Not financial advise ♥️
This thing is up up and AWAY! YOLO! Apes wake up. Let’s go! They are trying to get the price low! We are going to $80! Papa Cohen needs us!
Melbourne Vs Vancouver Casinos
NEXT REAL ESTATE VENTURE (Safe, high return) If you have money no poors allowed
NEXT REAL ESTATE VENTURE (Safe, high return) If you have money no poors allowed
NEXT REAL ESTATE PLACES (if you ever have money)
Look for cash cows in this economy. Cows that give you money. $KEN the COW.
There is ZERO chance Elon walks away from the Twitter deal and you are a certified autistic if you think otherwise
I DON’T WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM UKRAINE🇺🇦 and I don't want to ask for anything, I just want to get knowledge for the sake of getting money to survive!
R/shortsqueeze is a Reddit account managed by HF. STAY THE FUCK AWAY!
ATER is complete dogshit. R/shortsqueeze does not allow new posts, moderators abandoned the sub.. STAY AWAY
THE FED GIVETH, THE FED TAKETH AWAY??? Interest rate hikes are the least of the markets worries at this point. 4-8 hikes over the next several years can be dealt with. The bigger concern is if the FED completes it taper and stops buying (or worse-actually selling) assets off it balance sheet.
Fancy Tax Tips and Tricks thread: How to keep the filthy feds off your cold hard tendies this tax season in easy to read list format (please read if you have made or lost money trading this year, I might save you some cash)
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 THAT'S WHY I LOVE TO MAKE ALL APE WEALTHY 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 THAT'S WHY I LOVE TO MAKE ALL APE WEALTHY 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 THAT'S WHY I LOVE TO MAKE ALL APE WEALTHY 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 I LOVE $CUM 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 I LOVE $CUM 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
Seriously guys stop spamming PPSI 😆 😆
Surest way to lose your money is to be in cryptos this late in the game.
PTPI Super Low Float And Nothing Left To Borrow Utilization 99.9%
WEALTHFRONT is a scam ROBO advisor and won't let me move my 220k account. STAY AWAY!!!!
IMPORTANT: An in-depth guide on the life of a hyped stock on this sub and how you can avoid being a bagholder (unbiased information, in-depth guide, and no ulterior motive)
$OCGN 💉 W.H.O. (World Health Organization) COVID Vaccine Catalyst 🌕🚀🐵💎🙌
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD BUY HODL DRS. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
UP UP & AWAY!! WheelsUp is such an undervalued gem doing north of $1b. New analyst ratings with overall buy rating!!
Examples Of The Misinformists Lulling You Into Bad Investment Decisions
Are they Trying to QUIETLY SLIP AWAY?
THEY CANT KEEP GETTIN AWAY WITH THIS. They won’t. Hegies bout to get merked Heisenberg style.
* it's better to BASH $HOOD to the ground.*
There is a way to continue the buy pressure on the hedgies AFTER they take the BUY button away!!!
GOODRX, GDRX is NUMBER 7, in SHORT SQUEEZE list.
This is why we say STAY AWAY from these fake stocks. GME and AMC have always been the plays and it will remain that way until they do squeeze. Every other “short squeeze” stock being tossed around is to get you to sell your shares to chase something else. They run up one day and sell the next.
Bark (BARK) - Massive upside for this pet company DD
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES READ DD. NOW APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
PSA: Stay away from CLOV. These people have no morals. They'll do anything to manipulate you. They drive up the price. Tank it. Reap the rewards. Make you poor. I REPEAT STAY AWAY FROM CLOV! ITS A FCKN TRAP!
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES MUST READ DD EVERYDAY TO BECOME 💎🤲🦍🐒 APES. THAN APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES MUST READ DD EVERYDAY TO BECOME 💎🤲🦍🐒 APES. THAN APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗
First time caller, long time reader... ALL IN #BB
The state (and future) of oil, an OXY - Occidental Petroleum - trade idea.
The state (and future) of oil, an OXY - Occidental Petroleum - trade idea.
The climbing right now is AMAZING to see. BUT remember we are FAAAR AWAY from the top. It's time to put our diamond hands to use and keep HODLING! FUD doesn't get to us.
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES MUST READ DD EVERYDAY TO BECOME 💎🤲🦍🐒 APES. THAN APES CANNOT TELL THE LIONS HOW TO GET AWAY🤭 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES MUST READ DD EVERYDAY TO BECOME 💎🤲🦍🐒 APES. 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
THE LIONS CANNOT TELL THE APES HOW TO GET AWAY. SO APES MUST READ DD EVERYDAY TO BECOME 💎🤲🦍🐒 APES. 🤭Nothing Can Stop $CUM $ASS 💎🤲🦍🐒❗ APES HELP APES = EXTREMELY STRONG❗
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So what are you gonna do about it? So far, America has done NOTHING about anything he’s done. HE’S LITERALLY GOTTEN AWAY WITH MONETIZING THE PRESIDENCY. So I don’t expect any Americans to do anything about this either, even if it is completely against the constitution.
I bought GOOG Friday at $346, sold yesterday during the pump at $357, it closed at $351. Looking like it wants to go red today I CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
How to safely have 1 million dollars: 1. Have 1 million dollars. # 2. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM STOCK MARKET. Thanks
Msft is a dead company, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!
I made two threads about it being undervalued rn and it took ~45 responses before a single person thought the idea might have merit. Everyone else said STAY AWAY. I'm going in and I'll try to get out by early 27
*screams* HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
You get your money back the same way as in LasVegas. Play better and get lucky!!! I recommend playing craps. Player has odds advantage after come out roll and point is set. AND WALK THE F#@K AWAY WHILE YOUR UP!!!! Sorry I may have been yelling at myself. Options trader.
Ah yes, the forever V shaped quick recoveries. Man so many are going to be unprepared when the poop actually hits the fan. Young people really haven't seen anything but UP UP and AWAY! With the occasional quick V shaped recovery.
https://preview.redd.it/1bsr4ot6r8ch1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead71259d2a4ac7b769380996d1ea02178339a9c HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Hit me with your best shot FIRE AWAY! 🚢🎶🎶🎶
In Feb 2025 I had 500 shares of MGO Global. MGO agreed to a merger with Heidmar Maritime so that Heidmar could get listed through MGO. There was a stock split of MGO after the merger at 10 to 1 and the new ticker became HMR. After the merge/stock split I now held 50 shares of HMR which I was able to dump on Robinhood at $9.33 a share. Some people using other exchanges weren't' so lucky because there was a conversion error that resulted in a trading freeze. HMR has never been a good investment and I am so happy to have it behind me. STAY AWAY FROM HMR!
Jarvis initiate ***SHREK MEGA SHLONG*** at exactly 2PM EST. # RIGHT AWAY SIR
Samsung BLEW AWAY earnings tonight, and then dipped too. Hope they all soar soon. eekaroma
the only thing that matters is, will I make gains or losses? nothing else matters; not here to justify or explain the mechanics of what I do, all I'm saying is, it'll go UP UP and AWAY and I'll be cashing out with gains, its quite simple; come back in a few week(s) and witness its upwards move, peace out
Picturing the same thing from a hundred and fifty years ago. THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SLAVES' FREEDOM TO WORK. THEY WANT TO PROHIBIT YOUR CHILDREN FROM GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT. THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU BREAKS AT WORK. THEY THINK YOUR "WHO CAN GET THE BIGGEST INFECTED SCAB" CONTEST AT WORK IS A BAD IDEA.
No way NKE has completely lost its branding. Now it’s just another shoe company. STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRASH
Those kind of wedding views creep me out because it de-emphasizes consent. Without consent, it sounds like something a cult would make you swear. A better vow would be "In sickness and in health AS LONG AS WE BOTH CONTINUE TO CONSENT AND CONSENT CAN BE TAKEN AWAY BY ONE PARTY AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON".
average TikTok Live experience: *some guy holding up some shitty cologne no one's ever heard of* "GUYS 140 140 GUYS NEXT 5 MINUTES IM GIVING AWAY FOR 140"
They removed the sweet and sour sauce Just to give it back AND FUCKING TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME AGAIN. I WANT IT FOR MY TENDIES!!
Junk mail is so fucking annoying STOP SENDING ME SHIT TO THROW AWAY IMMEDIATELY, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
Which knave, which scoundrel, which most wretched and foolish of all God's creatures doth CASTETH AWAY their QQQ shares? ( I have calls please stop 🙏)
AWAY (Going Away Fund) — Bull vs Bear Bull case: Strong historical performance, diversified holdings across flights, hotels, and bad decisions. Management has decades of experience spending other people's money. Dividend yield: whatever's left in your wallet. Bear case: Highly correlated to your boss's mood on Friday afternoons. Significant exposure to "T'11 figure it out when I get there" risk. No hedge against lost luggage. Moat: Your credit card limit. Verdict: AWAY is a buy if you've already booked the trip. Otherwise wait for a dip — they're called Monday mornings. Real stock analysis at norrisailus — code REDDIT-FREE-TRIAL
Bers be like: “bols CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS”
SPY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! - bear...me
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger?? >!I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU BETTER KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR ASS!<
SELL IN MAY AND STAY AWAY... Or did you forget?
The account is LITERALLY NAMED u/throwawayteacherQ. THROW AWAY. If that's not enough of a red flag the blatantly obvious AI post should be.
BREAKING AXIOS: US AND IRAN “DAYS AWAY” FROM A PEACE DEAL (it’s worth a shot)
My moves for crypto are so simple!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!
Yet, another of his vaporware promises. It's sad really. If he just tossed his ideas and then would WALK THE FUCK AWAY and let the engineers work it would be wonderful. Then a few years ago his Ketamine addled mind decided he was the smartest man on the planet and he started dictating tech and engineering designs instead of ideas and well...here we are.
You're a bagholder who sold for a loss. Just stop. When I take a loss, I accept it, and move on. You're a troll...seems like everyone knows it too. $ZJYL is trading at 3.41 currently...up 40% from yesterday! You can't GATEKEEP me!! lolz...lolzlolzlolz GO AWAY nasty troll...back to your CAVE
NOT A 401k STAY AWAY. IRA, much better option. Needs to be personally managed.
BREAKING: PEACE DEAL HOURS AWAY …as of Tuesday, May 19th Guess they didn’t specify how many hours technically
28??? I often use cc to generate cash, but it's usually a small portion of my overall position and at the most 1 month away. Selling cc on your whole position expiring THREE YEARS AWAY when the whole market is dumping is one of the decisions of all time.
Let this be a lesson. ONLY POLITICIANS CAN INSIDER TRADE AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
>Last weeks MU 818 bagholders got the last laugh Bears: THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Institutions, banks, and hedge funds simply comtrol the narrative via media interviews and posted articles. (LOOK AND THE ANDREW LEFT CASE). They have to pump these stocks so retail buys in so when they rug pull the market, retail again will be left holding their bags. Other stack that retail currently own will soon begin to squeeze therefore; Institutions are pumping up their liquidity so they don't get margin called. It will only take a few larger Institutions to get margin called to start a cascading effect and they know it. Look when CREDIT SUISSE went bankrupt and UBS was forced to take it. Now UBS is struggling... Toxic swaps are eating them. Ask yourself one question. WHY WOULD GOVERNMENTS ALLOW THE CREDIT SUISSE RECORDS TO BE LOCKED AWAY FOR 50 YEARS? It is called organized CORRUPTION!
PEACE DEAL IS HOURS AWAY ~*they said on Saturday* LMAO
Bers are like the Jesse pinkman meme; HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
They were TWO WEEKS AWAY from transferring the most highly enriched uranium possible to Israel .... all at once
RIP to the retards who held, and Gz to those who got out with gains. Tomorrow: WE ARE HOURS AWAY FROM A PEACE DEAL THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
\*Jessie intensifies\* HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
#SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY. *mic drop*
best thing you could ever do is GET AWAY from that MAN! i can't stand him with all of my heart and soul
They need to get rid of DAVID! He has zero creativity and is slower than any CEO out there in regards to changes. Look at Uber, its stock was lower during LYFTS highs, now look where Uber is now. LYFT refuse to think out of the box. They let a man who keeps patting himself on the back for his "book" days. Talk about a sleepy man. LYFT has the potential but is not using it. GO AWAY DAVID
They can’t keep getting away with it, THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!
I follow his youtube channel No Bull, which I think he cross posts from X spaces He has some good guests, but they often have a bearish tilt. I value a good bear take, especially his guest about TSLA. But overall there is not a good balance Anyway, about 2- 3months ago he starts posting those YT videos again after like a 5-6 month hiatus banging the bear drum even more loudly March 12 on x here he says STAY AWAY FROM SEMICONDUCTORS. it's up 38% since
"THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! 😭😭😭" - Gay Bears SPY +2% tomorrow.
Warren Buffet went from When he was young: BERKSHIRE HAS A WAY Now when retired: BERKSHIRE HACKS AWAY
On the basis of THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT (they can)
His swing portfolio has 20000 shares at average of $23.68. SOXS is now $13. This killed my portfolio last year, This is a 3x and loses value overtime. It is meant to be for day trading and not holding. I've learned that the hard way. I thought following him would protect me of mistakes like that. He is holding SNDK at $250 in the 2025 portfolio with a 12% of portfolio. It is now $1113. It means that you are negative half of your portfolio. I am managing marginal calls bc of that. He also had GEV, WDC, LITE, NVDA, all with massive losses. he doesnt apply STOPS and you learn this the hard way, STAY AWAY FROM THIS SERVICE! Sorry just want you to listen.
LMAO bers: HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Bears: "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!"
I posted something similar to this on another thread but it’s worth repeating: DO NOT THINK SMALL! If your misery index is high, others can sense it! Here is a list of those who want to pay little to nothing to buy your shares (and you’ll be glad you dumped them, for a short while anyway); Big Pharma: there is a treasure trove of health products that your shares can unleash. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. Alcohol Industry: their industry is shrinking at an alarming rate while yours is growing exponentially. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. Tobacco: Europe has declared war on tobacco and restrictions in America continue to grow. Their products are deadly but yours offer health benefits like liver cell protection. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. The Insurance Industry: Your products are being covered by Medicare. Doctors are prescribing your products for a host of reasons. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. Index Funds: Your cannabis company will be included in the S&P 500, (see above) Those fund managers could offer their investors a major win when they pay 3 beans for your shares. Building something from the ground up takes years of blood, sweat, and tears. EVERYONE wants to steal your shares for a song. DO NOT GIVE YOUR LEGACY AWAY! HODL ☘️
You’re all thinking small Your misery index is so high, here is a list of those who want to pay little to nothing to buy your shares (and you’ll be glad you dumped them, for a short while anyway); Big Pharma: there is a treasure trove of health products that your shares can unleash. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. Alcohol Industry: their industry is shrinking at an alarming rate while yours is growing exponentially. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. Tobacco: Europe has declared war on tobacco and restrictions in America continue to grow. Their products are deadly but yours offer health benefits like liver cell protection. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. The Insurance Industry: Your products are being covered by Medicare. Doctors are prescribing your products for a host of reasons. They want to pay 3 beans for your shares. Index Funds: Your cannabis company will be included in the S&P 500, (see above) Those fund managers could offer their investors a major win when they pay 3 beans for your shares. Building something from the ground up takes years of blood, sweat, and tears. EVERYONE wants to steal your shares for a song. DO NOT GIVE YOUR LEGACY AWAY! HODL ☘️
STAY AWAY from their services! I subscribed in May 2025 and lost 60% of my portfolio and now dealing with marginal calls. Gareth stopped tracking his 2025 and i am left to figure out things on my own when still learning. He doesnt use STOP so you short portfolio in SNDK, LITE, CAT, GEV, NVDA just imploded and took all you had and a little more. He doesnt manage risk and when things dont go well he starts a new portfolio. He started a new one in 2026 and fuck those loosing money with not stops in the 2025 portfolio. I posted the 2025 portfolio link in another REddit post and they removed it. AGAIN STAY AWAY FROM IT AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
UP UP UP AND AWAY!!!
WSB MODS ARE AWAY CRAB FISHING AND HAVE GRANTED ME FULL MOD POWERS First order of business, 1. unflairing Bikk Boy 2. Restoring my flair 3. Banning Bearhunter
It does not matter(to the stock market). Get that through your head. If it mattered, we wouldn’t be at ATH. DOWNVOTE AWAY 🤡
Ber was a trader, and I'm sorry to say, but he was greedy and regarded in most every way. He lurked on wsb with another trader, Bol. But how did he treat him? I'll tell you – COLD! "You've got a great cash position," rich Bol did say. But poor Ber would just grumble, "it's mine – GO AWAY!" "But it might be more fun," Bol said to Ber, "if we bought 0dte calls together…" Well, Ber flipped his wig! "No! The market will crash any day now, didn't you hear? CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! I know what your game is, you call me ghey Ber! But I'll never buy calls, I WON'T and I SWARE!" And with that, he proceeded to deploy his port, and bought a bunch of poots, with a hoot and a toot. And once he had finished shorting, using margin and all, he howled in the daily thread with a satisfied guffaw. "There!" Rage-posted Ber, "now you won't get my loot! It's MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE! So why don't you scoot!" But just at that moment, rich Bol did see, the Market was rallying, oh dear me! "Watch out down there!" Bol did say, somewhat amused. But the shame of it was, well, Bers always lose. These days it's different, I'm happy to say. So very different, in most every way. Yes, Ber buys calls now, and Bol is his friend, and they both shitpost together, while Ber's account is on the mend!
✗ Maersk: “avoid the Strait of Hormuz” ✗ Iran is helping the U.S. Navy remove mines from a strait the U.S. Navy is banned from entering ✗ NATO told to “STAY AWAY” from a mission it never volunteered for ✗ Israel “PROHIBITED” from bombing. Defense Minister: “not yet completed” ✗ Saudi, UAE, Qatar thanked for help none of them confirmed ✗ Iran’s deputy FM rejected the deal while his boss was announcing it ✗ 8 ships per day. Pre-war: 130. “COMPLETELY OPEN” ✗ Physical crude: ~$125. Futures: $86. “Crisis over” ✗ Blockade “IN FULL FORCE” against a country we supposedly have a deal with spy 750c 4/24
Basically the entire market: YAY UP UP AND AWAY! Software for some reason: I'll just die I guess 🤷
>TRUMP: NOW THAT THE HORMUZ STRAIT SITUATION IS OVER, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM NATO ASKING IF WE WOULD NEED SOME HELP. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. THEY WERE USELESS WHEN NEEDED, A PAPER TIGER! PRESIDENT DJT He has to sell it hard to get his fed chair confirmed next week.
Now that the Hormuz Strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. They were useless when needed, a Paper Tiger! President DJT TACO Is at it again. LMAO NEW TWEET
SPY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! Oh wait, yes it can
My friend. You're talking yourself into destroying yourself again by explaining it. I can see the itch in you. You made $70K You know how you "win" at gambling? You WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE when you hit your win. You've hit your win. Walk. This is why gambling addiction is so destructive, and they make it that way. Because people don't set \*targets\* and walk when they get them. They just "see where this takes them". Don't be that guy. That's the gambling lesson right there. Make the $70K your target. You hit your target. NOW WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE. If you want to trade, follow a GOOD trader and first LEARN RISK MANAGEMENT. Ironically, former gambling addicts end up being the best at risk management. Good luck to you. I want you to do well and be well. Forever.
ROBINCROOK IS TAKING THE BUY BUTTON AWAY AGAIN! STOP THE STEAL! Praise be to Allah. https://preview.redd.it/1ilon5nfjgvg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ea674813bc05d8d331e00577302f9eddeec0b0
There’s just GOTTA BE AWAY [for there to be resistance at 700] it’s just TOO GOOD!
“FOR FINANCIAL REASONS I WILL BE PASSING AWAY” -Bers
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!! I scream as I wrap another baconator. "Dude stop crying" my coworker says as he hits his vape.
$META is such a L stock lol. 98% of the revenue come from Advertising like wtf. $NVDA also a meh biz. $GOOGL AND $AMZN doing better selling better chips one day and will EAT AWAY $LONG $AMZN $GOOGL $MSFT FREE MO
¡¡¡HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! https://preview.redd.it/ijypwdhuivtg1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1631fddb7418b1f9e3543bf5f629501acf0d735
Why agree to a ceasefire if the whole reason for this not-a-war war was to stop them from building nukes supposedly? Isn't this just giving them more time? Since isreal is always saying "IRAN IS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM BUILDING A NUKE", isn't a 2 week ceasefire incredibly dangerous?
🐻: He can’t keep getting away with this 😢. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 😡
Rick or Che you take your aim - FAR AWAY FAR AWAY
SPY overnight turned green HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTTTT
It will be a "I am the only one that had the balls to do it. We've been at war with them for a very long time. Long time. Some people say always. They are saying we've always been at war with YOUR ASIA or IRAN AWAY as I like to call them"
Load up on 640-630 puts because this man is going to say "IRAN, BEING TOTALLY DECIMATED BTW, HAVE ENRICHED URANIUM WE NEED TO TAKE AWAY. WE ARE SENDING IN OUR BEAUTIFUL ARMY. A GREAT BIG POWERFUL ARMY. 1 OR 2 WEEKS AND WE WIN. WE WILL WIN BIG." And then we free fall.
Bers screaming "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS"
So he spent a shitload, fucked our markets, further damaged what remaining international good will there was, tore up a treaty with a nation that limited their access to weapons of mass destruction, killed a bunch of people including US troops, and managed to walk away with less access to oil and international trade than if he had done nothing at all? Fucking brilliant! SOMEBODY IMPEACH AND REMOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT! FOR THE SAKE OF LITERALLY EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET, TAKE THE KEYS AWAY FROM GRANDPA!
Boots on the ground on Karge Island is A WEEK AWAY
we recover because the Boots on the ground on Karge Island is A WEEK AWAY Live in the moment
In general, picking individual stocks is not a great idea for "basic knowledge" investors. Much safer to stick with low-fee ETFs. Use broad market index ETFs as your bread-and-butter. Allocate small fractions to sector funds if you have conviction about certain sectors. The market is especially volatile right now and many investors are shifting to "risk off" positions, i.e., AWAY from stocks because there is significant uncertainties about oil supplies. If you really want to buy stocks now, consider easing in with dollar-cost-averaging (DCA) instead of throwing in your entire stake all at once.
2 WEEKS AWAY SINCE THE 90s
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT- Jesse Pinkman
Either I sell this stupid msft stock or I do the most regarded shit and sell my other positions to double downs IT CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! Never thought I would see the day I became a msft bag holder.
IT WILL GO AWAY, ONE DAY IT WILL GO AWAY. The oil you mean?
we are at war and you thought the money would run AWAY from the security of our markets? We went to war because we are almost 100% insulated from the fallout economically, it was one of the first times in history where that was the case and it was almost a certainty that we had to attack someone. It was like a golden parachute for a CEO, it was an obvious move. Thats why we jumped AHEAD of israel, we couldnt risk them putting it off
Isn't it fucking insane that he's tweeting and rescinding threats based on imaginary conversations in his head SOMEBODY TAKE HIS PHONE AWAY
If US oil keeps behaving this way as the year goes on, then "absolutely yes," I'm sorry to say. You again have to remember who we are talking about here. That man GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES. The rest of the world will be massively pissed off at Trump, but I'd still give it a 50% shot domestic issues will be the main issue as things stand.
Welp guess you like THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY
quietly enjoying mackerel while western civs call it trash. scared at the thought it could end up like lobster long term. STAY AWAY FROM MY DELICIOUS TRASH >:\[
This is very reflective of this sub, since he is looking AWAY from the screen and charts...
what bedtime story tonight timmy? “daddy, tell me again how the united states had the most dominant economy for over 100 years only to LITERALLY GIVE IT AWAY TO CHINA”
Sorry didn’t he insult the UK and its role in the war America started last time? Sorry is he not pulling strategic resources AWAY from allies like South Korea to fuel his war, making them less safe? Oh the kettles finished boiling bye
Yes many already reallocated AWAY from USA. They are an unethical liability and no longer a partner. Even thinking of pivoting away even further and add Asia ETF to the mix.
*\*points to middle east on map with soyface\** # AND IRAN! IRAN SO FAR AWAY!