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Rating Agencies Got You Feeling Moody? You Just Wait.
How to survive the next week and a half, a bear guide
Bing with ChatGPT suggests my DOG can eat P**p... Long on GOOG
Ryan Cohen Recent Interview - He is a Good Guy and Would never deceive investors
$DOG - short dow jones 📉. See you at the top 🤴🏾… ok charging phone now
BioLargo DD 2022 $BLGO - is Clean Water!! Clean Air, Cleaner Earth, and Much More.
How I will make more money on BBBY
$TSLA CEO on the FULL SEND PODCAST
My $250 Bet We Have a Black Friday Event on Friday
Since the first of the year, we have had a number of dead cat bounces with 1-3% increases- the next day the stock market always crashes
DOG E=> SHIB(e th)=>SAMO(sol)=> Next HUSKY AVAX (avax) !!!!
Will SHIB be like DOG again ? Will it rise through 0.1? Will it be a frenzy wave like DOG when Elon twittered. He said before he hoped to purchase a majority of the currency from the holders but still did nothing. ELON will you do something ? Will SHIB have the same fate ?
AMC CEO is blind or wha? DogeArmy can Move Markets they say, 6weeks notices to Accept Dog maney or Sell All AMC for DOG maney. NO FAWKS GIVEN!!!🤣😁👊🤙🏼
Barkbox $bark is a trojan horse for pet industry. Is it ready to surge? I think so.
Barkbox $bark is a trojan horse for pet industry. Is it ready to surge? I think so.
This is for any degenerate who has made a lot and lost a lot… this is my life story in a nutshell hope you enjoy
UPDATE on Market Crashing Soon Positions and an extra simple explanation for the Apes in the back
I am in on BARK Student Loan guy great pick i Like the stock !
apes let’s take our $AMC and $GME earnings and let’s boost the shit out of $DOG E🚀🚀🚀
$STIC has merged with BarkBox this morning. The ticker just changed at 8 am. $BARK is the next dog to go to pluto 🚀🚀🚀
$STIC has merged with BarkBox this morning. The ticker just changed at 8 am. $BARK is the next dog to go to pluto 🚀🚀🚀
According to technical analysis, I see in shiba - dog* in their prime. SHIB 4H - DOG* 1D( green)
Congrats to all you apes! We Need reinforcements let's make em pay! A united front!
100K bet on my favorite DOG. Did I do it right? To the moon!
DONT SELL DOG COINS lost quarter million with shiba early sell!!! 😭🥲 new inu #SANSHUINU is the next shiba inu 100%
$SHIB they’re saying it’s going to replace DOG E coin... thought?
What’s your thoughts about DOG Ecoin long term investment?🤔
Do you think that DOG E is a good investment? ( long term )
Seeing if I can send the first DOG to the moon! 🚀🌗🐾🐕💎🙌
Why does Elon insist on saying "Dog was created to make fun on the cryptosphere" ???
So after DOG/e goes to a dollar what’s the next people’s coin we will pick up?
Just think of what they will do once AMC takes off. They've done it with GME and now DOG. Fidelity is where it's at on my personal opinion. Not financial advice.
DOG..E .... it’s on eToro!!! Let’s go to the moon... I have stack all my savings on the DOG!
$TSLA AND $DOG. Tesla is too cheap, under $700. Elon will for sure, discuss Dog on SNL. Primal ape instincts tell me Tesla calls for next week, and Dog are appropriate to hold into next week. Thoughts?
What do you think about DOG E coin?
Does this go up when "The Canine coin" goes down?
AMC DOG HODL is anyone still with me?
Why Isn't Robinhood accepting buys on Dog?
LIKE PROMISED another 20k IN AMC 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍💎💎💎💎💎💎🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎💎🎟🎟🎟🎟FROM DOG COIN PRFITS TO THE FUCKING MOON 🌙
What stock are your DOG winnings going to?
My DOG gains have now surpassed my GME gains! I love it here😎
Hello 👋 DOG needs some more fuel to get to the moon 🌙 🐕
What y’all say about the Dog coin? To the moon? Yes or no?
Ya know shit’s fucked up when DOG 🐶 coin saves the day
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Oh shit I better train it! WSB AI buy dog shit, more and more dog shit!!! ALL THE CALLS ON DOG SHIT!
SMCI can cook books all they want. IDGAF if they MY DOG IS THEIR FUCKING AUDITOR. YOU PUMP WHEN I BUY!!!!!
Glad I only bought 1 NFLX call. This shit is a DOG....
HE DIED LIKE A DOG a beautiful dog
Growing up as a small child. I have 6 screens two cell phone and a roku. I mean I still make mistakes and should have just dollar cost in to $SPY my whole life. But I do realize, as a small child, I would think. YOU 6 SCREENS AND A DOG. YOU ARE KING!
OK, hear me out… My dog is 7½ years old. His breed averages about 15 years. He drops two shits a day, sometimes one. These are finite, deflationary assets. Output trends down with age. One day, production hits zero — no new dog shits will ever be minted. Some deposits split into multiple pieces, but the thesis is simple: Fixed supply. Shrinking production. Built in scarcity. But scarcity isn’t the opportunity — verification is. Anyone can see a dog shit. The real value is proving it happened. So I launched DOG TRACKER (DGSHT) on robin hood — the first excrement backed fund powered by blockchain tracking. Every deposit is an onchain transaction: timestamped, immutable, verified, and permanently logged like a dying natural resource. Proof of Poop = Proof of Value. Shares are currently trading at $80,000 which are down huge from the recent highs. This is a massive opportunity for the end of the year so you need to act QUICKLY. And let me tell you something… when you look back a few years from now, staring at that chart as supply dries up and becomes crusty, you’re only gonna have one thought running through your head: “I should’ve bought more.”
#my friends company all they coudl come up with was an AI language translator LMAOOOO DOG SHITE AI.
Wag that DOG boss man! The desperation reeks. Proof? It’s all fake to me at this point.
Hi, great observations and questions! Yes, LEAPS Calls just outside 1-year. And yes, I take profit by rolling them UP in the same expiration, resetting them back to 80-delta. That cash can then be put back into more LEAPS Calls. But what I generally do with it is *buy Calls just 100-120DTE*, but still at 80-delta. That's riskier, of course, but it gives more leverage. And it's "house money," so if I lose some of it it's not a huge deal. And when the LEAPS Calls approach 365DTE I'll use some of their excess Delta to roll them OUT to the next expiration. Thus I always keep my LEAPS Calls >1y. And I do the same for the 100-120DTE Calls, always keeping them >100 days. Then whenever I have new cash from the outside (not internal profits, but deposits), it goes into LEAPS Calls. Dry powder: no, but that would definitely have been nice after Liberation (from your money) Day. I stay fully invested, because I'm trying to keep every dollar at work. And yes, that's riskier than holding shares. But I think I mitigate that to a large extent by: 1) Using ETFs vs. individual companies ("single issue" risk). 2) By monitoring daily. You don't have to watch daily--weekly would be enough--but I can't help myself, and I love the markets anyway. So I'm always making those little rolls to take out profit, etc. Another 2008 recession event: I'll ask you to read through my reply above again. It took *9 months* for the S&P to lose the first 20%. Nine MONTHS. Not long ago I said to someone I email with about this stuff that if we kept our heads down, monitored our positions, took them off when they flattened out, and screened for new ETFs to replace them, never looking at SPY or the Naz or Dow, we might not even know there *was* a bear market building in. Because the thing is, something is ALWAYS going up. I can't prove that, but I feel it in my bones. Take the SPDR sector ETFs like gold, technology, financials, industrials, T-bills, healthcare, developed world ex-US, communications, energy, emerging markets, consumer staples, utilities. Some of those you'll recognize as 'defensive' sectors, so they'll probably hold or go up a little. And I already showed in my post above what gold did during 2008. PLUS there's the inverse-index funds (not the leveraged ones, just inverse, -1) like SH, PSQ, SPDN, RWM, & DOG. When I sort by past 3-month performance (or 1-month, if I sense it's happening), those will start trickling to the top of the list. So I can buy them and be short the market, making money on the way down. As for doubling, the S&P has done 16-17% CAGR over the past 5 years. The Rule of 72 says we can divide 16% into 72 and that'll tell us how long to double: 4.5 years. Sounds like you like Nvidia: add in names like that and if you do well maybe you're doubling in 3 years? Now take my XBI example from above: 55% in 2 months = 27% per month. Divide that into 72 and see what you get. It's too stupid for me to even name, and I'm not claiming that. But to give you an idea of the power of LEAPS Calls at 80-delta, plus the 100-120DTE 80-delta Calls I buy with profits, I did [this in 3 months](https://imgur.com/a/schwab-account-statement-11oct25-BLwTnhq) this year, almost exclusively trading GLD. No new money, just aggressively plowing profits into 100-day Calls. And granted, that's not all LEAPS Calls, but to me it proved the viability of the strategy. Take care, Mike
Say it with me! HOOD IS DOG SHITTTT
$AMZN is a proper DOG stock. Needs to get an Indian CEO and move like $GOOGL
She told me I had to choose either between her or my dog I chose my dog 🐶 #MY DOG SHALL NOT BE TRIFLED WITH
With everything fucking in me FUCK META FUCKING DOG SHIT FUCKING STOCK ANY TIME I PRESS BUY ON THIS FUCKING TRASH IS DOES THE MOST OVERDRAMATIC FUCKING MOVE FUCK YOU
xD little bro cant put two and two together that VIX is calculated off SPX options and WHO SETS THE PRICES FOR SPX OPTIONS BRO??? CARE TO TAKE A GUESS? WHO WOULD SET THE SPX OPTIONS PRICES ARTIFICIALLY LOWER AND NOT PRICE IN GAMMA INTO THE OPTIONS PRICES SO THAT VIX CALCULATIONS REMAIN ARTIFICIALLY LOWER? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING BIG DOG?
What do we want FRY'S DOG!!... When do we want it FRY'S DOG!!!!
$AMZN on the board. Nice. STOCK IS STILL FUCKIN DOG SHIT HORRIBLE $PATH EARNINGS ALSO SUCKED SO BAD SO SELL UP BEFORE THIS SHIT OPENS RED NEXT WEEK LOL
i am a DOG person sorry no pussies
fMust suck being a poor lil libtard. no wonder ppl like u got absolutely DOG WALKED last november LMFAOOOO. crybaby bchhh
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PASSIVE AGRESSIVE + NO ATTACHMENT TO THE DOG= DIVORCE PAPERS. You’ve got one life to live.
While I completely understand the Nega Nellie sh-- at times here, there's really only 1 potential Fed Chair name that bothers me and this guy is not the name. Check that, maybe two. Hassett for sure, but Zervos (sp?) is another. If inflation actually does as feared by the majority in the data (which I have heavy, HEAVY doubts on this verifying tbh), the way things are setting up lately with the guy that was brought in as "temp" Fed chair and the fact I think the Fed Govs were in their districts for a while and heard a lot of LOUD, LOUD complaining about the cost of living crisis...all of this may backfire on Trump and lead to it being an absolute DOG FIGHT rate wise beginning in May next year instead of it being "oh sure, yes sir your honor Trump, we're going to get rates to 1%."
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https://preview.redd.it/4krduikxfp1g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545e12b5ff90000317571d2c2cb31aa4ee1c1151 # GAWD DAMN IT AMAZON TRAPPED MY DOG IN OUR HOUSE AND HE CAN'T COME OUT
lets crash the dow tomorrow. DOG calls. call your DOGs boys.
Apply 2004 WTF GRINDER GIF DOG MEME https://i.imgur.com/XpjhBtm.gif Straight outta Fark
Yeah, in spite of what we saw on Tuesday, Vance should be favored for 2028 until proven otherwise. DOG FIGHT
Call my DOG. Hope I dont have to put her down tomorrow.
https://preview.redd.it/w8t4boe0odzf1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366d35c49a1d5821a8043df712de7679da913a46 # MY DOG IS TRYING TO STEAL MY RAISING CANE'S!!!
who let the DOG out? calls at 24
I took out all my holdings in companies that donated to destroying the East Wing and put it in TIPS. Now I am rooting for DOG.
Fuck mega cap earnings economy is DOG SHIT and it’s time for the middle class to go away
DEAR INTERNET I am google incompetent and 12 years old. I am going to tell you my life story, but nothing useful. Tell me how to do life. THX DOG BLESS
HE DIED LIKE A DOG a beautiful dog
#INTRODUCING... THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER!!!! #rest in peace baseman guy.
Can we have AMZN do the fucking same thing and not remain a beaten up DOG?!
Well a Democrat woman was assassinated AND HER HUSBAND AND DOG AND NO ONE ÇARES!😡
Wait this is an award speech? If JPOW crashes the market when receiving an award he’s a DOG
Hood is DOG SHIT!! what other apps do y'all recommend? Hood has literally fucked me out if $20,000 in the last 2 weeks
I swear I answered this from my phone, did you see a reply? Well, I'll answer again; hopefully I'll say the same thing! Something is ALWAYS going up, even in a bear market; it's our job to find it. If nothing else, it'll be one of the 40 or so non-leveraged *inverse* ETFs out there. But I plan to just keep doing what I do: Watch my positions. When they roll over (I hope you know what I mean by that), find something else that's going up. That means screening all non-leveraged ETFs with options. Sort by 3-month performance. **Look at charts.** <-- this is so key; your eyes know a 'good' chart that's going up. Pick one(s) that's going up. Barchart makes all that so easy for me, but I do pay $20/month for Premium or whatever they call it. After sorting all optionable ETFs by 3-month performance, it's so quick to look through their charts on a 6-month view using their "Flipcharts" feature. Other sites may have something similar. I just commented to u/LabDaddy59 a couple days ago that the stock tickers he looks for (quantum computing, small reactors, plus whatever else), doing that, a person might go through a whole bear market and not even know there was one going on if they didn't pay attention to the news or track the indexes. A 2022-type market I'm sure some ETFs will always be going up. 2008-2009, I'm not so sure, unless you tap into the inverses. On the major indices you've got SH, MYY, SBB, PSQ, DOG, RWM, maybe some others. I didn't check for options on those. And if I just absolutely couldn't find an ETF that was going up "smoothly" (always my overriding criterion), then yes, I guess I'd go to cash for 3/5ths of the portfolio. Because I plan to always keep 20% in TLT (20y Treasuries), and 20% in GLD (unless maybe it goes into a long-term decline and selling CCs doesn't net a positive return). Does any of that make sense based on your experience?
#SITTING ON THE SUNBED THROWIN THE BALL TO MY DOG. -30k AND LOVING LIFE BABY, GOD BLESS AMERICA. 🦅🇺🇸
PUSH A LONG HOT DOG CART FROM THE 80'S VERY GOOD CONDITION , WORKS ON PROPAIN GAS LOT OF STORAGE , BUILT IN COOLER https://newjersey.craigslist.org/for/d/little-ferry-hot-dog-cart-from-80s-very/7842832175.html
Where's all the RVPH increases everyone talked about all night? This one is a DOG!!!
EXPE came out to play and then immediately took a nap. And SOFI... BAD. BAD DOG! Go fetch UP.
Jesus: "Only The Father knows the end, stop trying to predict it." People: RAPTURE RAPTURE RAPTURRREEE WE FLOATING UP WITH BIG J DOG SEPTEMBER 23
I'M RICH AND HAVE A FANTASTIC LIFE AND WIFE AND DOG AND KIDS AND HOUSES AND CARS AND MONEY HAHA YOU LOSE I PROVED I AM BETTER THAN AN ANONYMOUS STRANGER This is a reply I have almost literally received before. Pure art.
No rate cuts in tomorrow's speech is BULLISH because everyone is expecting J DOG to say NAY to cuts. Thus, SPY ATH next week
fucking moron tesla analyst thinking people are rushing to buy Teslers EVs LMAO. fucking DOG SHITE ANALYST.
Did I say political? It is a brain dead shit post. TRY 1 BILLION ZIMBABUWEAN DOLLAR BILL DOG
AAPL continues to be absolute fucking DOG
Warren Buffett gave me a BJ in the 90s and it was DOG SHIT
you are right about greed! I was up 30k on Disney calls 2 years ago and was thinking it will hit $100k..well I lost every penny and then I lost on Disney stock for $6k..now DOG disney is up..my fucken luck
If DOG probe is dropped I personally don't see this being under 300$ again
Lmao 🤣 yeah what a huge swing for a DOG SHIT stock
its fundamentally a DOG. pump and dont get caught with the bag.
We have just sent a letter to DOG saying we will run over his toys on Aug 1st. DOG can do the smart thing and make a deal with us. After so many years of DOG ripping America do off that would be beautiful to see. Thank you for your attention on this matter!
Ok, my delusional stoned Superman movie hypothesis is starting to make sense. CRYPTO THE DOG. With KYC getting dropped today for DeFis, a *lot* of dark money is going to move into crypto soon. This might mean a breakup in the large cap-small cap hand wash cycle; cryptos gonna get thrown in, and at least for a short term, it's gonna have a lot of allure as a value store. Dark pool is so passé, with USD dumping ass and stocks at inflated highs being able to store large funds with no oversight is looking mighty fine. All it's gonna take is a big-name tariff letter for this rotation to start. I don't know if it'll be Gyna, since Trump seems to be waiting on the Jensen trip first, but it could be. Disclaimer: I'm stoned as fuck, if you bet money on these rambles it's on you buddy
Calls on $DOG in $CHINAETF. Great supply chain.
Dogs usually lick their own balls. Let’s hope $DOG holders don’t follow that utility roadmap 😂
That king? JESUS CHRIST XDDD, DOG BLESS AMERIGGA XDDDDDD
Someone has to say it. J DOG CANT CUT RATES WHEN PEOPLE ARE BUYING HOUSES WITH FARTS 💨
I like Opera! I must say Google: as blanketing as it is; has revolutionized primary education in its accessibility to resources. IT WOULD BE CRIMINAL TO TAKE THE FREE ACCESS CHROME APPS PROVIDE. Within GoogleClassroom, whether using a phone, smartwatch, laptop or desktop, classroom allows me(as a classical voice teacher) to coordinate sheet music, translations, orchestral or piano accompaniment, diction/pronunciation coachings, FREE access to pdf of the entire collection of the last 600 years of music and its publications UP UNTIL copyright expiration around 1950. This is ONLY music. This cost ME thousands of dollars and hundreds of miles in travel in my studies B4 2004. Enrichment! Yes! Tech removes this! But classroom brings unbridled resources which an educator can assemble to put a plethora of learning material at the disposal of their student for introduction in classes and review and NO MORE “MY DOG ATE IT”. It may allow the publishing industry to collect royalty on Mozart and Beethoven or better Bach(who was born before the printing press reached Germany)_do they OWN property rights to sell these works? Often inaccurately printed???😡/Edited? It would be a shame to take lit, poetry, art, history, lecture, and the free access we have to it via googles’ free apps!
# During moments like these I would normally post the BIG RED DOG emoji.
Solid rumors circulating in the tape that might make you adjust your trading strategy tomorrow regarding the Cal Gov. >!CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM IS THE VOICE OF THE TACO BELL DOG!<
The common reddit sentiment at one point was like 70% US / 20% intl / 10% bonds or something. I did this when I first started investing 15 years ago but mostly kept adding to US only as my holdings grew. Thank God I did because my US stuff has RIPPED and the international is DOG. Reminds me of a few months ago how you had people selling their US stocks for international securities because with Trump the other stuff was more "predictable" (a word spoken a lot on the CNBC segments they were watching). Lol. Those people got absolutely burned.
You understand that the "S&P 500" is an **index**, one way (of many) to measure the performance of **some** collection of stocks. You cannot buy an index. But, you can buy a **fund** which **tracks** the index -- it holds the same stocks in the same proportions. And these can be either exchange-traded funds or mutual funds. With me so far? SO, therefore, ANY fund company that wants to offer an "S&P 500" fund can do so, just by licensing the "recipe" from Standard & Poor's. And EVERYBODY AND HIS DOG does exactly that. You can buy an S&P 500 tracking fund from Vanguard, Fidelity, Schwab, AmFunds, T Rowe Price, and *Moe's investing and venetian blond shoppe*. And they're ALL THE SAME.
DOWN $TSLA BAD DOG 
NO BAD DOG 
#'Qualcomm Releases Study Showing That Its Modems Beat Apple's C1'- Bloomberg BYE APPLE DOG SHITE
But it’s not gay because IT’S *YOUR* DOG!!
Jesus fucking Christ why would you BOIL A HOT DOG 
Or that Americans aren't able to use the one tool that would fix this: DOG... Nah, kidding, taxes! The US is essentially undertaxed. To provide an example, the US health system is glaringly inefficient. If you look at Danish universal health care we use 11% of our GDP, mostly financed by taxies, to support UHC. The US uses 18% of GDP for the weird hybrid they run. The relative difference, 7% of US GDP, is about $1T each year. Denmark aces the US on relevant health statistics. The 7% buys the doctor a nice house and generally fuels a leech business of giant proportions. I know, nothing is *that* simple. But I actually contend that it is. Americans could pay *less* in total (saving insurance premiums) but *more* in tax for *cheaper* health care providing *better* results. And important in this context, *reduce the deficit* while doing so. But taxes is a no no and it's not a bipartisan issue, Americans in general hate taxes and don't trust the government to use their money rationally. So it's impossible to fix.
You should play $DOG it’s Proshares Short DOW30 My calls would love this, given your current track record this week
Fuck you spy you dusty dirty fucking DOG
Long DOG E was the correct answer
Correct DOG for dogshit like all SPACs although I do think it’s worth noting it’s a decent buy around 10-12 range
Shes a 10, but her CDO's are *CAT SHIT WRAPPED IN DOG SHIT*
$DOG (bitcoin) will takeover all these random dog memecoins, currently sitting at 300M market cap. Available on the emerging bitcoin RUNE network. Or for simpletons its also pegged on solana currently.
Gross. Cant believe you got so lonely it had to come to that. Could be anything or anyone BUT YOUR DOG? 
You spelled Tesla is DOG SHIT wrong
Tesla is in a DOG FIGHT against the 200 day. WE MUST FIGHT for it.
TRUMP'S FISCAL YEAR 2026 BUDGET WOULD INCREASE DEFENSE SPENDING BY 13 PERCENT On top of the proposed tax cuts. DOG and tariffs are such a HUGE failure. Everyone is going to just be waiting out the midterm elections now
I TRADE WITH MY DOG and over the last few years he has alerted me to sell or buy with pin point accuracy. Try have your dog around your trading room..and you will increase your win rate. Dogs can detect seizures primarily through their keen sense of smell, specifically by identifying unique odors associated with seizures. These odors are volatile organic compounds (VOCs) released by the body before, during, and after a seizure. Dogs are trained to recognize and respond to these specific scents, alerting their owners to an impending seizure
How about some of that WHITE DOG SH!T from the 1980s as CEO? That should do better.
BREAKING- Today, I am dismantling the loser and FAKE Fed and I am setting up a big beautiful DOG - Department of Gains. Thats right. It will be led by none other than - Holler if ya hear me - Big Poppa PUMP - Scott Steiner - The genetic freak himself folks. It’s gonna be beautiful - I am told he is very good at mathematics - he calculates things in his mind just like that - thirty seven percent of sixty nine. He knows that. Do you know that? 
Strong man , big man crying like a DOG
WE SERVE DOG MEAT NOT CAT MEAT. 