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Rating Agencies Got You Feeling Moody? You Just Wait.
How to survive the next week and a half, a bear guide
Bing with ChatGPT suggests my DOG can eat P**p... Long on GOOG
Ryan Cohen Recent Interview - He is a Good Guy and Would never deceive investors
$DOG - short dow jones 📉. See you at the top 🤴🏾… ok charging phone now
BioLargo DD 2022 $BLGO - is Clean Water!! Clean Air, Cleaner Earth, and Much More.
How I will make more money on BBBY
$TSLA CEO on the FULL SEND PODCAST
My $250 Bet We Have a Black Friday Event on Friday
Since the first of the year, we have had a number of dead cat bounces with 1-3% increases- the next day the stock market always crashes
DOG E=> SHIB(e th)=>SAMO(sol)=> Next HUSKY AVAX (avax) !!!!
Will SHIB be like DOG again ? Will it rise through 0.1? Will it be a frenzy wave like DOG when Elon twittered. He said before he hoped to purchase a majority of the currency from the holders but still did nothing. ELON will you do something ? Will SHIB have the same fate ?
AMC CEO is blind or wha? DogeArmy can Move Markets they say, 6weeks notices to Accept Dog maney or Sell All AMC for DOG maney. NO FAWKS GIVEN!!!🤣😁👊🤙🏼
Barkbox $bark is a trojan horse for pet industry. Is it ready to surge? I think so.
Barkbox $bark is a trojan horse for pet industry. Is it ready to surge? I think so.
This is for any degenerate who has made a lot and lost a lot… this is my life story in a nutshell hope you enjoy
UPDATE on Market Crashing Soon Positions and an extra simple explanation for the Apes in the back
I am in on BARK Student Loan guy great pick i Like the stock !
apes let’s take our $AMC and $GME earnings and let’s boost the shit out of $DOG E🚀🚀🚀
$STIC has merged with BarkBox this morning. The ticker just changed at 8 am. $BARK is the next dog to go to pluto 🚀🚀🚀
$STIC has merged with BarkBox this morning. The ticker just changed at 8 am. $BARK is the next dog to go to pluto 🚀🚀🚀
According to technical analysis, I see in shiba - dog* in their prime. SHIB 4H - DOG* 1D( green)
Congrats to all you apes! We Need reinforcements let's make em pay! A united front!
100K bet on my favorite DOG. Did I do it right? To the moon!
DONT SELL DOG COINS lost quarter million with shiba early sell!!! 😭🥲 new inu #SANSHUINU is the next shiba inu 100%
$SHIB they’re saying it’s going to replace DOG E coin... thought?
What’s your thoughts about DOG Ecoin long term investment?🤔
Do you think that DOG E is a good investment? ( long term )
Seeing if I can send the first DOG to the moon! 🚀🌗🐾🐕💎🙌
Why does Elon insist on saying "Dog was created to make fun on the cryptosphere" ???
So after DOG/e goes to a dollar what’s the next people’s coin we will pick up?
Just think of what they will do once AMC takes off. They've done it with GME and now DOG. Fidelity is where it's at on my personal opinion. Not financial advice.
DOG..E .... it’s on eToro!!! Let’s go to the moon... I have stack all my savings on the DOG!
$TSLA AND $DOG. Tesla is too cheap, under $700. Elon will for sure, discuss Dog on SNL. Primal ape instincts tell me Tesla calls for next week, and Dog are appropriate to hold into next week. Thoughts?
What do you think about DOG E coin?
Does this go up when "The Canine coin" goes down?
AMC DOG HODL is anyone still with me?
Why Isn't Robinhood accepting buys on Dog?
LIKE PROMISED another 20k IN AMC 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍💎💎💎💎💎💎🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎💎🎟🎟🎟🎟FROM DOG COIN PRFITS TO THE FUCKING MOON 🌙
What stock are your DOG winnings going to?
My DOG gains have now surpassed my GME gains! I love it here😎
Hello 👋 DOG needs some more fuel to get to the moon 🌙 🐕
What y’all say about the Dog coin? To the moon? Yes or no?
Ya know shit’s fucked up when DOG 🐶 coin saves the day
Mentions
That king? JESUS CHRIST XDDD, DOG BLESS AMERIGGA XDDDDDD
Someone has to say it. J DOG CANT CUT RATES WHEN PEOPLE ARE BUYING HOUSES WITH FARTS 💨
I like Opera! I must say Google: as blanketing as it is; has revolutionized primary education in its accessibility to resources. IT WOULD BE CRIMINAL TO TAKE THE FREE ACCESS CHROME APPS PROVIDE. Within GoogleClassroom, whether using a phone, smartwatch, laptop or desktop, classroom allows me(as a classical voice teacher) to coordinate sheet music, translations, orchestral or piano accompaniment, diction/pronunciation coachings, FREE access to pdf of the entire collection of the last 600 years of music and its publications UP UNTIL copyright expiration around 1950. This is ONLY music. This cost ME thousands of dollars and hundreds of miles in travel in my studies B4 2004. Enrichment! Yes! Tech removes this! But classroom brings unbridled resources which an educator can assemble to put a plethora of learning material at the disposal of their student for introduction in classes and review and NO MORE “MY DOG ATE IT”. It may allow the publishing industry to collect royalty on Mozart and Beethoven or better Bach(who was born before the printing press reached Germany)_do they OWN property rights to sell these works? Often inaccurately printed???😡/Edited? It would be a shame to take lit, poetry, art, history, lecture, and the free access we have to it via googles’ free apps!
# During moments like these I would normally post the BIG RED DOG emoji.
Solid rumors circulating in the tape that might make you adjust your trading strategy tomorrow regarding the Cal Gov. >!CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM IS THE VOICE OF THE TACO BELL DOG!<
The common reddit sentiment at one point was like 70% US / 20% intl / 10% bonds or something. I did this when I first started investing 15 years ago but mostly kept adding to US only as my holdings grew. Thank God I did because my US stuff has RIPPED and the international is DOG. Reminds me of a few months ago how you had people selling their US stocks for international securities because with Trump the other stuff was more "predictable" (a word spoken a lot on the CNBC segments they were watching). Lol. Those people got absolutely burned.
You understand that the "S&P 500" is an **index**, one way (of many) to measure the performance of **some** collection of stocks. You cannot buy an index. But, you can buy a **fund** which **tracks** the index -- it holds the same stocks in the same proportions. And these can be either exchange-traded funds or mutual funds. With me so far? SO, therefore, ANY fund company that wants to offer an "S&P 500" fund can do so, just by licensing the "recipe" from Standard & Poor's. And EVERYBODY AND HIS DOG does exactly that. You can buy an S&P 500 tracking fund from Vanguard, Fidelity, Schwab, AmFunds, T Rowe Price, and *Moe's investing and venetian blond shoppe*. And they're ALL THE SAME.
DOWN $TSLA BAD DOG 
NO BAD DOG 
#'Qualcomm Releases Study Showing That Its Modems Beat Apple's C1'- Bloomberg BYE APPLE DOG SHITE
But it’s not gay because IT’S *YOUR* DOG!!
Jesus fucking Christ why would you BOIL A HOT DOG 
Or that Americans aren't able to use the one tool that would fix this: DOG... Nah, kidding, taxes! The US is essentially undertaxed. To provide an example, the US health system is glaringly inefficient. If you look at Danish universal health care we use 11% of our GDP, mostly financed by taxies, to support UHC. The US uses 18% of GDP for the weird hybrid they run. The relative difference, 7% of US GDP, is about $1T each year. Denmark aces the US on relevant health statistics. The 7% buys the doctor a nice house and generally fuels a leech business of giant proportions. I know, nothing is *that* simple. But I actually contend that it is. Americans could pay *less* in total (saving insurance premiums) but *more* in tax for *cheaper* health care providing *better* results. And important in this context, *reduce the deficit* while doing so. But taxes is a no no and it's not a bipartisan issue, Americans in general hate taxes and don't trust the government to use their money rationally. So it's impossible to fix.
You should play $DOG it’s Proshares Short DOW30 My calls would love this, given your current track record this week
Fuck you spy you dusty dirty fucking DOG
Long DOG E was the correct answer
Correct DOG for dogshit like all SPACs although I do think it’s worth noting it’s a decent buy around 10-12 range
Shes a 10, but her CDO's are *CAT SHIT WRAPPED IN DOG SHIT*
$DOG (bitcoin) will takeover all these random dog memecoins, currently sitting at 300M market cap. Available on the emerging bitcoin RUNE network. Or for simpletons its also pegged on solana currently.
Gross. Cant believe you got so lonely it had to come to that. Could be anything or anyone BUT YOUR DOG? 
You spelled Tesla is DOG SHIT wrong
Tesla is in a DOG FIGHT against the 200 day. WE MUST FIGHT for it.
TRUMP'S FISCAL YEAR 2026 BUDGET WOULD INCREASE DEFENSE SPENDING BY 13 PERCENT On top of the proposed tax cuts. DOG and tariffs are such a HUGE failure. Everyone is going to just be waiting out the midterm elections now
I TRADE WITH MY DOG and over the last few years he has alerted me to sell or buy with pin point accuracy. Try have your dog around your trading room..and you will increase your win rate. Dogs can detect seizures primarily through their keen sense of smell, specifically by identifying unique odors associated with seizures. These odors are volatile organic compounds (VOCs) released by the body before, during, and after a seizure. Dogs are trained to recognize and respond to these specific scents, alerting their owners to an impending seizure
How about some of that WHITE DOG SH!T from the 1980s as CEO? That should do better.
BREAKING- Today, I am dismantling the loser and FAKE Fed and I am setting up a big beautiful DOG - Department of Gains. Thats right. It will be led by none other than - Holler if ya hear me - Big Poppa PUMP - Scott Steiner - The genetic freak himself folks. It’s gonna be beautiful - I am told he is very good at mathematics - he calculates things in his mind just like that - thirty seven percent of sixty nine. He knows that. Do you know that? 
Strong man , big man crying like a DOG
WE SERVE DOG MEAT NOT CAT MEAT. 
BREAKING NEWS: TSLA ANNOUNCES THEY ARE CLAIMING CREDIT FOR GOOGLES EARNINGS! STOCK BOOMS IN THE AFTER HOURS! ELON YOU DIRTY DOG YOU 
GOOG they said you were washed. They said AI was gonna take your place. BUT I KNEW YOU HAD THAT DOG IN YOU 
That feeling when the DOG dividend they promised turns out to be your yearly ration of dog meat 
When are we getting that DOG dividend again?
Stop pumping RDDT, even unintentionally, this website is DOG SHIT 
Today, I am dismantling the loser and FAKE Fed and I am setting up a big beautiful DOG - Department of Gains. It will be led by none other than - Holler if ya hear me - Big Poppa PUMP - Scott Steiner - The genetic freak himself folks. It’s gonna be beautiful - I am told he is very good at mathematics - he calculates things in his mind just like that - thirty seven percent of sixty nine. He knows that. Do you know that? 
days like this I buy DOG, PSQ and TAIL
Today, I am dismantling the loser and FAKE Fed and I am setting up a big beautiful DOG - Department of Gains. It will be led by none other than - Holler if ya hear me - Big Poppa PUMP - Scott Steiner - The genetic freak himself folks. It’s gonna be beautiful - I am told he is very good at mathematics - he calculates things in his mind just like that - thirty seven percent of sixty nine. He knows that. Do you know that? 
>“Trump BEGGING Powell for economic bailout as his disastrous policy take effect on American economy” Like a DOG!
"DOG layoffs still haven’t shown in the economic data. Not just fed employees but fed contractors and associated services will fall as federal government fires employees." dude.. work still needs to be done, they just pay MORE for contractors to do it. You dont see the changes though because people dont understand the scale in numbers. They see a couple million saved, and think its a lot.. which it is for an individual... but for a business its a couple dollars. like a free coke given away... and for a business as large as the federal government, its pennies. You cant see the "savings"... However if you mess it up and it causes issues, you can see the problems are bigger in cost.
DOG layoffs...first penquin tariffs, now this!
There are plenty more shoes to drop imo. We still haven’t seen the effects of 10% Tariffs in the economic data. - Haven’t seen the effects of 25% auto tariffs of Canada and Mexico, remember Canada and US have a highly integrated auto supply chain. - Trump firing Powell before 2026 mid terms is still quite possible. He believes he can and if the economy starts to show signs of weakens which it will, trump will put the blame on Powell either he will capitulate or trump will fire him either case putting pressure on DXY. - We haven’t seen the effects of Canadian, Chinese and European boycotts of US travel. Tourism is 3% of GDP. - Continued downward pressure on dollar due to rising yields and falling confidence will also increase inflation. - We are yet to see the impact of falling immigration, you can’t have earnings growth without GDP growth, can’t have GDP growth without population growth. >From 1995 to 2022, immigrants and their children accounted for 70 percent of labor force growth, and over the last two years, immigrants accounted for 100 percent of the increase in the working-age population.8 Without immigrants, the working-age population will fall by about 6 million in the next two decades. https://www.cato.org/testimony/unlocking-americas-potential-how-immigration-fuels-economic-growth-our-competitive - DOG layoffs still haven’t shown in the economic data. Not just fed employees but fed contractors and associated services will fall as federal government fires employees. - Lastly, falling democratic values, crackdown on law firms challenging trump, mass deportations without prosecution, banning of media in White House for not calling Gulf of Mexico Gulf of America, putting RFK in charge of HSS and cutting funding for medicines, and so on. These things do not incite business confidence or investment. There’s much more yet to be priced into the market. Part of it has to do with how high valuations were S&P500 PE ratio is still at 26x trailing the mean is 16x trailing earnings.
I have inverse Dow Jones etf DOG and I got a piece of it 😬
Make rules and follow them. If you can't, stop. "IF YOU CAN'T LEARN TO WALK YOUR DOG, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING A CAT."- Popaw RiP Old Man
Apple, Disney, Nike. All DOG SHIT companies run by CONMEN who support POURING BUGS INTO THEIR UNDERWEAR 🥰😻🥳
Man you gotta be recent with the news up to the fucking hour these days or you lose all frame of reference with the memes. Back when I was a whippersnapper, it was like ''FUNNY DOG SAY WOW MUCH SAD," and you laughed and moved on. Now you gotta be well read and shit.
Spy jumps 1%. My 4/30 calls jump 5%. HOT DOG.
CHICKEN WING CHICKEN WING HOT DOG AND BOLGNA
Bro what in the loony toons switchflip reverse rewind introverse clusterfuck reality are we fucking living in when news is good one second for market then BAM DOG SHIT SURPRISE! 🐕💩
It's true , they cry like a DOG
They haitians are eating my DOG!
https://preview.redd.it/j3k0g1ny81ue1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584601e41695d7d229f5b6ffb2fb33c7a4ff2cd3 Beep bop boop bop bam The type of shit I’m on you wouldn’t understand # BIG DOG BUSINESS I WILL NOT HOLD YOUR HAND
LMAO TSLA YOU DIRTY DOG YOU 
This regard is actually getting into trade wars with superpowers with a "NUH UH I TRIPLE DOG TARIFF YOU"
I double DOG dare you!
I have trailing stop losses to buy at open for VIX, DXD, DOG, SBB. It's probably going to drop so fast I won't catch all the fish, but I hope I can.
Thank you but I put myself in cash last month, and THEN put out 20% of my holdings into SH, VIX, DOG and DXD. You get rich by buying on the way down and putting stop losses in on future purchases.
I just went short on everything two days ago. SOXS, TSLS, PSQ, SH, DOG...loving it!
It is like toddler saying DOG for GOD and vice verse by unknowingly, but here 80 year younger said quite opposite of his actions completely knowing
Good luck taxing those little packages of $2 or $5 trinkets. LOL. Will cost the gov more to collect than it actually gets. DOG.Efficiency at its best!
#lmao the volume is fuken DOG SHITE. like 4 people trading with each other lmaoooo
SHHH, BAD DOG 
honestly, been reading about their recent Filings and it seems like a crypto scam has took over the company lol. they have effectively massively diluted the company’s value to invest into not Dogecoin but an even more obscure meme coin dogecash, they are creating SPVs in Puerto Rico and offering shares of these entities in exchange for this crypto, diluting their original investors. The company seems to have almost exclusively focused on crypto, in the first filling around this back in November or something they mention this was to step up their core “cannabis” business but by the latest filling all of the “investments and expansions” exclusively refer to the crypto portion of the business. There are surprisingly very little details on the preferred shares being issued which are being used to yes pay this dividend but mostly to buy a few hundred mil dogecash tokens from this company that owns like huge chunk of the market of this crypto coin. if this is “yolo” money fuck it seems where it goes at least it looks interesting and the current political climate in the usa means they are very likely not going to be touched by law enforcement even if they are a scam, if it’s your next egg take some caution. source: https://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/CBDS/news/Dogecoin-Cash-Inc-Subsidiary-MEME-Coins-Inc-Acquires-1-Billion-DOG-Tokens-from-Tipestry-Inc?id=471264
Japanese dumping on our heads overnight  https://preview.redd.it/d4jkpuv79xre1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d18169c743b2d179e2ac7e91f221e723d2b813 \-“*JAPANESE DOG*”
I do have some in DOG, DXD, and EPV but everything is just so unpredictable - I hedge buy but ugh.
One day a little permabull posted on WSB "wen rally?" Mango replied and said "tariffs". Speaking louder, permabull said "wen rally?" Mango replied and said "Listen bitch, We're making Murica Great Again, it's gonna be the greatest it's ever been, there ain't gonna be no rally for some time." Screaming at the top of his lungs, little perma bull shouted "Wen rally?" Mango replied and said, "Wow, this guy must be highly regarded. Okay permabull, can you spell CAT as in catatomic?" Proudly sounding it out, little permabull said "C... A.... T" "Thats right little permabull! Now can you spell DOG as in dogmatic?" "D...O...G!" Smiling Mango said "Right again little perma bull! Now I want you to spell FUCK as in bull market" Looking confused, little permabull said "but there's no FUCK in bull market?" To which Mango replied, "That's right again you regard, there ain't no fucking bull market!"
Mango is the new Oprah! YOU A TESLA! AND YOU A TESLA! YOUR TESLA GETS A TESLA! YOUR DOG A TESLA! EVERYBODY A TESLA!
More like DOG E Since I got fucked in the ass
Centrally planned economy Department of Government Planning DOG Pee
I guess the acronym should be DOG then
DOG Department of Government
BRING ON THE NASTY DUMP CLIFF DOG 
Haha, E.lon was just called DOG Boy on CNBC.
Can I pet that dog? CAN I PET THAT DOG?!
HOLY DOG I AM OUT AT 10% profit
DOG only walks… TSLZ pumps OP behind Wendy’s register at 12:15pm
Tech down....COST up 1%. FLEE INTO THE WARM EMBRACE OF $1.50 HOT DOG COMBOS!
—DOG is 1x negative Dow. —SH is 1x negative SP500
My trader friend got some UNH around 440 at the open, this DOG 
STAY DOWN YOU DOG 
STRAY DOG PROTOCOL INITIATED... ITS BEEN AN HONOR GENTLEMEN. 
DOG3 is threatening Medicare/Medicaid, which is a large part of their business
# imagine intel making a cumback lmaoooo!!!! DOG SHITE potatoe company just needs to GO.
DOG JUST GET REJECTED YOU PIECE OF SHIT 
OKLO is such a meme. GET UP YOU FUCKING DOG! 
Reading sideways like a DOG
DOG coin has infinite supply and is worth exactly fuck all
BAD DOG SHUSH DONT SCARE THE MAILMAN 
Jesus Christmas man AMD is so FUCKING DOG SHIT LIKE I SWEAR PUTS HAVE A MINIMUM %95 chance of profit god damn bro like holy shit like there is no way a stock is this garbage man FUCK
https://preview.redd.it/fyhqmrfmpzge1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2126f24508b6e2479f692d4d254cecd680327b3 DOG HES THE WORST 
Just buy an unleveraged short vehicle like DOG, which is a good response to DOGE. lol.
WHOA whoa whoa man.. PLEASE! Just hold the fuck on alright?! Please, just listen (err.. read) and DO NOT even sweat this shit! I’m telling you man. Check it It’s almost as if the gleaming glimpse of GOD’s nourishing tit was well worth drooling an Olympic size swimming pool and, ALLEGEDLY, becoming solely responsible for half a neighborhoods worth of people that couldn’t swim to save their lives.. ah fuck, too soon?Well, hours after I breakfasted harder than any MF ever wished they could by mouthing down at least the equivalent of a decades worth of Flintstone’s vitamins and simultaneously slopped, supped, swilled, nibbled, and gorged myself in-between a breastmilk coma and fucked up state of intoxication that feels exactly like a quality load of intravenous heroin injected into the thickest vein on your Willy while consuming the entire metric ton of “Willy-Wonka’s never-ending orgasm” samples I took home as a kid (ironically on the same day I kept losing my virginity over and over) That was a fun day. In one day Drunkgrampa taught me more than school ever had. He said “school is for the rahtardz” (I think they are a big rich family from Istanbul) and daft-e fukkin’ ducks” and lots of valuable life lessons. That very day I remember he had me douse my teachers car and the bushes around my classroom in gasoline before grabbing my collar and dragging my crying ass further and further away from all my classmates inside singing ABCs. He told me my mother cried when she was little and that’s why her teeth fell out. So I shut that shit up quick and thanked drunkgranpa but he stumbled towards the school while offloading one of his many gems he’s dropped “if you everytime sets fire to tracks *hiccup* you don’t get cufft”, I watched him strike matches and drop f bombs until my class started to flame up. Then I woke up in drunkgranpas trunk. We talked through bullet holes my “whore of a grandma” had made 100 years before I was born. He loves history. He took me on our own special field trip to Willys whore(not house)CASTLE. DaaaaaNg I digress like a motherfucker. My apologies. So this idea just rushes directly into my think tank and drowns while reading your BS attempt to gain attention and sympathy just like my horrible ex-gf did before selfishly eating my entire stash of drugs before upchucking all over the apartment and shitting her pants while sleeping for a week on the carpet. Her lazy ass is probably still sleeping too. I couldn’t take her attention seeking notes around the house and novels she would send disguised as text messages (after I already told her a million fucking times I have never read one of her texts), but mainly the fact she shit her pants and slept in those shitty pants right in the middle of the hallway long enough to attract every type of insect in a 5 state radius. Also my neighbors cat somehow got in the apartment while I was trying to air it out and had licked her face for at least two days before I remembered drunkgranpas gasoline advice and peaced the fuck out. Fuck I digressed again. Alright here it is - my offer. Since you are a gambling man you will understand when I say YOU GOTTA DOUBLE DOWN DUDE!! I will bet every single belonging that you haven’t already wagered off, anything you care about, pets, kids, wives, automobiles, and the stamp collection - THAT YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS! I bet you are all sad and depressed and are sitting around watching nonstop internet porn and simultaneously stuffing sour cream and cheese lays down that lying pie hole of yours. You wont do it. Bet you wont do it. DOUBLE DOG bet you wont do it.
FUUUUUUTES WILL BE MENSTRUATION, DOG PP RED 
COPE ON /CC IS LUDIRCOUS YES IM SORRY YOUR DIGITAL DOG TOKENS ARENT IMPORTANT IN A GALACTIC TRADE WAR 