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It's that time of the year where we all blame the Santa rally
C2 Blockchain OTC $CBLO Deepens Its Commitment to the Bitcoin Ecosystem With Strategic DOG Coin Acquisition
C2 Blockchain (OTC: CBLO) Expands Corporate Treasury to 477 Million DOG Coins
Predatory Manipulation of my margin DTBP costing me $2.3K tomorrow. “Glitches,” Inconsistency, bogus after hours MC’s that I paid the next day but they never reset DTBP all week. No email response for weeks but phone calls. Never talked to any broker this often it’s insane. Gaslightingmofos
Musk Reaffirms Focus on Tesla After Earnings Drop and DOG.E Backlash
Here’s why the bottom might not be in YET.
Rating Agencies Got You Feeling Moody? You Just Wait.
How to survive the next week and a half, a bear guide
Bing with ChatGPT suggests my DOG can eat P**p... Long on GOOG
Ryan Cohen Recent Interview - He is a Good Guy and Would never deceive investors
$DOG - short dow jones 📉. See you at the top 🤴🏾… ok charging phone now
BioLargo DD 2022 $BLGO - is Clean Water!! Clean Air, Cleaner Earth, and Much More.
How I will make more money on BBBY
$TSLA CEO on the FULL SEND PODCAST
My $250 Bet We Have a Black Friday Event on Friday
Since the first of the year, we have had a number of dead cat bounces with 1-3% increases- the next day the stock market always crashes
DOG E=> SHIB(e th)=>SAMO(sol)=> Next HUSKY AVAX (avax) !!!!
Will SHIB be like DOG again ? Will it rise through 0.1? Will it be a frenzy wave like DOG when Elon twittered. He said before he hoped to purchase a majority of the currency from the holders but still did nothing. ELON will you do something ? Will SHIB have the same fate ?
AMC CEO is blind or wha? DogeArmy can Move Markets they say, 6weeks notices to Accept Dog maney or Sell All AMC for DOG maney. NO FAWKS GIVEN!!!🤣😁👊🤙🏼
Barkbox $bark is a trojan horse for pet industry. Is it ready to surge? I think so.
Barkbox $bark is a trojan horse for pet industry. Is it ready to surge? I think so.
This is for any degenerate who has made a lot and lost a lot… this is my life story in a nutshell hope you enjoy
UPDATE on Market Crashing Soon Positions and an extra simple explanation for the Apes in the back
I am in on BARK Student Loan guy great pick i Like the stock !
apes let’s take our $AMC and $GME earnings and let’s boost the shit out of $DOG E🚀🚀🚀
$STIC has merged with BarkBox this morning. The ticker just changed at 8 am. $BARK is the next dog to go to pluto 🚀🚀🚀
$STIC has merged with BarkBox this morning. The ticker just changed at 8 am. $BARK is the next dog to go to pluto 🚀🚀🚀
According to technical analysis, I see in shiba - dog* in their prime. SHIB 4H - DOG* 1D( green)
Congrats to all you apes! We Need reinforcements let's make em pay! A united front!
100K bet on my favorite DOG. Did I do it right? To the moon!
DONT SELL DOG COINS lost quarter million with shiba early sell!!! 😭🥲 new inu #SANSHUINU is the next shiba inu 100%
$SHIB they’re saying it’s going to replace DOG E coin... thought?
What’s your thoughts about DOG Ecoin long term investment?🤔
Do you think that DOG E is a good investment? ( long term )
Seeing if I can send the first DOG to the moon! 🚀🌗🐾🐕💎🙌
Why does Elon insist on saying "Dog was created to make fun on the cryptosphere" ???
So after DOG/e goes to a dollar what’s the next people’s coin we will pick up?
Just think of what they will do once AMC takes off. They've done it with GME and now DOG. Fidelity is where it's at on my personal opinion. Not financial advice.
DOG..E .... it’s on eToro!!! Let’s go to the moon... I have stack all my savings on the DOG!
$TSLA AND $DOG. Tesla is too cheap, under $700. Elon will for sure, discuss Dog on SNL. Primal ape instincts tell me Tesla calls for next week, and Dog are appropriate to hold into next week. Thoughts?
What do you think about DOG E coin?
Does this go up when "The Canine coin" goes down?
AMC DOG HODL is anyone still with me?
Why Isn't Robinhood accepting buys on Dog?
LIKE PROMISED another 20k IN AMC 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍💎💎💎💎💎💎🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎💎🎟🎟🎟🎟FROM DOG COIN PRFITS TO THE FUCKING MOON 🌙
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He just states lies as facts and thinks we don't have the power of the entire internet in our palms!!!! This geriatric fuck really is out of touch with not only the times but with reality as a whole. Vote blue. Even if you hate Democrat policies. Just to get rid of this sleepy, crazy, narcissistic grifter that thinks HE'S GREAT AND YOU ARE DOG SHIT.
IT’S A DOGGY-DOG WORLD OUT THERE!! :screech: :screech:
Cant believe DOG is green on the 1 month
Jesus fuck this market is absolutely DOG SHIT
Can IREN declare bankruptcy already? I'm tired of this piece of shit dragging the whole sector down. FUK THAT DOG STOCK
Go on bears, buy your puts. I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU :kek: :kek: :kek:
Because it was SCOTUS that ended the case not the DOG retard.
DOG THEY RIGGED THE OPTIONS MARKET YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE FIRST POSITION THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHANGE IMPLEMENTED YESTERDAY https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/MicroNews.aspx?id=OTA2026-12
Holy fuk I thought this was a meme but its true DOG WTF
No joke cooncidence iwas at lulu store yesterday with my girl the prices are OUTRAGEOUS and the quality is DOG SHIT WTF!!!!!! Like the flexibility and softness of the material for a 128$ pants wtffffff same chicnese dropshipping garbage as Alo. Theres some many companies coming up lulu is a bankruptcy in 5y time.
STACK 'EM UP DAWG YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DCA UP AT THIS GENERATIONAL PRICE EVER AGAIN SELL THE DOG BUY MOARRRRRRRR lmaoooooooooooooo 🤡🌎
Fuck these ignorant ass people lighting fireworks in apartment parking lots… NON DOG OWNING PHUCKS
MSFT 200 eom. fuk this DOG stock
Like literally proving my point, I literally commented 5 mins ago that I had good grades in engineering school. Im an industrial engineer and make like 50 an hour bro. GET A GRIP ON REALITY BIG DOG.
lmaoooo MSFT SUCH A DOG SHIT STOCK AHAHHAHA https://preview.redd.it/j27ber22tn6h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=8215380067c264737a9de5af4bc70426e2512d98
ive said this before and ill say it again, MSFT is a DOG stock
Market makers doing the glorious deed of making markets more efficient. WSB: DIE MARKET MAKERS YOU'RE WHY DOG DIED IN 2007
https://preview.redd.it/vfsuzyhbc35h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35a79328e465e7a6f27a1d8a272e474ccf69dba DOG LMAO MODERN DAY FARMER AND WIFE PAINTING
WSB the last week been like: "BUY SPCE, GO ALL IN, SELL YOUR DOG YOUR SHOES YOUR DILDOS AND GO ALL IN!! GENERATIONAL BUYING OPP This is not financial advice. "
HOT DOG SNDK up, MU up, Lunr up NVDA up. I might just get out of the red theme.
HOT DOG SNDK up, MU up, Lunr up. I might just get out of the red theme.
You should check out DOG (Bitcoin) https://preview.redd.it/rlscyx88n61h1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52a0bd7ff1d0f63f8288c585dee1b98950fd040
WHY is MSFT a DOG stock
wow volume absolute DOG SHITE
Petition to rename $HOOD to $DOG
the fuking volume is DOG SHITE
Dumb ticker names lately: BIRD and CAR. What's next, DOG? CAT?
As a Pakistani, you should be worried about Trump throwing your country under the bus if something goes wrong with this. This is after he begged - LIKE A DOG - to use Islamabad as an proxy to call off the bombers, which were already on the way.
Dave Ramsey would be proud! Do a debt free scream. “Congrats what did you guys pay off” “DAVE WE PAID OFF A COSTCO HOT DOG!! WAAAHHOOOO”
Microslop, the absolute DOG of the stock market, is RIPPING to the upside. We're in the end game now.
Eyewitnesses report the couch had to be USHERED 😳 out as Vance reportedly jumped over SECURITY😱 several times in an attempt to MOUNT it like a DOG 😬
>*"THE PRESIDENT IS THE MOST BLOODTHIRSTY, LIKE A MAD DOG" ACCORDING TO A US OFFICIAL: AXIOS That inspires confidence
Or DOG. There’s two bear markets in the past 30 years. Iran doesn’t buy big American tech and war is bullish always.
CLIFFORD, THE BIG RED DOG DROPS A SHIT ON YOUR LAWN ITS BIG AS A LOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notTopOJGAs
Yea thats unforgivable. I've got 800 $DOG at $25.11 so we'll be eating tendies all week.
I dare you to buy META calls, I double DOG DARE YOU
And let me tell you, the Wall Street Bets Portfolio has been TOTALLY OBLITERATED. We hit it with everything we’ve got. After Sleepy we were on track to cut interest rates but now they’re going to have to raise them, did you know that? Even beautiful shiny gold is getting killed. It’s because I’ve done such a good job making sure every regard on that Internet forum is dead LIKE A DOG. First I did my tariffs, and they said “oh Mr. President, you’re so smart, you’re making this country richer than it has ever been before.” But now we’re going to have to repay the tariffs back, did you know that? But where is the money I don’t know, it’s GONE, boom, I spent it on bombs and they went BOOM. I’m doing such a terrific job. I inherited A MESS, an absolute mess! Those regards in wall street bets were making $20,000 a day doing absolutely nothing in October and we couldn’t have that, could we? Their gains are the ENEMY OF THE COUNTRY. Well I fixed that, didn’t I. That’s what they said, they said “oh Mr. President, the loss porn on Wall Street Bets is so good they pinned the suicide hotline on the banner.” Well tough luck for them cause I defunded that program my first week in office. I won’t stop until every bulls portfolio has been TOTALLY OBLITERATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
TRIPLE DOG DARE?!!!!! I'm out guys. Heading to the bunker.
[OKAY WAIT A MINUTE GUYS READ THIS MANGU TWEET ](https://truthsocialapp.com/@%40realDonaldTrump/truth/truth_chip_20250427) HE LITERALLY SAYS THE DOG IS SMARTER THAN THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE COUNTRY Don T ""Look at this dog. his name is Chip. Incredible animal. Smart, loyal, doesn't take crap from anyone. Some people are saying he's AI… I don't know, maybe he is, maybe he isn't — but he's a LOT smarter than most of the people running our country right now, that I can tell you.""
Stock is a DOG. If you remove March 4 and 5, it's nothing.
u/cashflow_ I GOTCHU DOG
In all honesty it's bc x is owned by Musk who gets favors from 🥭 who is republican. This goes the same for CNN CBD VFX DOG and others
Raise the rates, Jerry. He's double DOG daring you.
Gonna have to call TOP DOG LAW for the injury done to my port by MMs
HE DIED LIKE A DOG a beautiful dog
I still have no idea how I didnt connect nvidia going nanners back then. Like everyone and their DOG was playing games on PC in 2015 and everyone had an nvidia gpu. Too bad I was 20 years old getting blasted at parties instead of realizing that nvidia was going to be huge. I don't even think I thought a single time about my future and investing back then. Too busy getting drunk and stoned
This is you: [https://v.w-x.co/digital\_video/The\_Weather\_Channel\_-\_Reach\_Engine/0e66c314-6f56-4519-a017-adef4931ca1b/SLED\_DOG\_REFUSED\_TO\_WALK\_ON\_ICEmezz\_HighRes\_avc\_mpeg4\_6000kbps.mp4](https://v.w-x.co/digital_video/The_Weather_Channel_-_Reach_Engine/0e66c314-6f56-4519-a017-adef4931ca1b/SLED_DOG_REFUSED_TO_WALK_ON_ICEmezz_HighRes_avc_mpeg4_6000kbps.mp4)
“Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi! He died like a dog… …A BEAUTIFUL DOG!” 👐
Hood your never going back are you, FUCKING DOG SHIT AMD TOO
You got DOG WALKED 2 novs ago my guy! So slop on uncle sams CAWWWKKK. WE voted for it
We need a complete market reset. Apple to $5, NVIDIA delisted. All of these DOG SHIT companies need to be taught a lesson and we need to be able to buy SPY below $100.
BREAKING NEWS: *MEMBER OF IRGC STEALS JOHN WICKS 1969 MUSTANG MACH 1 AND ‘FUCKS UP HIS DOG’* *This story is developing*
Any attempted rip up by tech is absolute DOG FOOD for short sellers lately. Trying to break my hyperfixation (have actually had minor success), but it's mind boggling. It's short every single little rip there.
Man... I JUST WANNA CUT MY GRASS, DRINK MY BEER, FEED MY DOG...
Most of y'all Where dooming on here yesterday about the jobs numbers. DOG Y'ALL NEED TO THROW THE FUCKING TOWEL IN, THIS ADMINISTRATION IS GOING TO COOK THE BOOKS, ACT LIKE IT MAKE MONEY YOU FUCK HEADS.
Oh shit I better train it! WSB AI buy dog shit, more and more dog shit!!! ALL THE CALLS ON DOG SHIT!
SMCI can cook books all they want. IDGAF if they MY DOG IS THEIR FUCKING AUDITOR. YOU PUMP WHEN I BUY!!!!!
Glad I only bought 1 NFLX call. This shit is a DOG....
HE DIED LIKE A DOG a beautiful dog
Growing up as a small child. I have 6 screens two cell phone and a roku. I mean I still make mistakes and should have just dollar cost in to $SPY my whole life. But I do realize, as a small child, I would think. YOU 6 SCREENS AND A DOG. YOU ARE KING!
OK, hear me out… My dog is 7½ years old. His breed averages about 15 years. He drops two shits a day, sometimes one. These are finite, deflationary assets. Output trends down with age. One day, production hits zero — no new dog shits will ever be minted. Some deposits split into multiple pieces, but the thesis is simple: Fixed supply. Shrinking production. Built in scarcity. But scarcity isn’t the opportunity — verification is. Anyone can see a dog shit. The real value is proving it happened. So I launched DOG TRACKER (DGSHT) on robin hood — the first excrement backed fund powered by blockchain tracking. Every deposit is an onchain transaction: timestamped, immutable, verified, and permanently logged like a dying natural resource. Proof of Poop = Proof of Value. Shares are currently trading at $80,000 which are down huge from the recent highs. This is a massive opportunity for the end of the year so you need to act QUICKLY. And let me tell you something… when you look back a few years from now, staring at that chart as supply dries up and becomes crusty, you’re only gonna have one thought running through your head: “I should’ve bought more.”
#my friends company all they coudl come up with was an AI language translator LMAOOOO DOG SHITE AI.
Wag that DOG boss man! The desperation reeks. Proof? It’s all fake to me at this point.
Hi, great observations and questions! Yes, LEAPS Calls just outside 1-year. And yes, I take profit by rolling them UP in the same expiration, resetting them back to 80-delta. That cash can then be put back into more LEAPS Calls. But what I generally do with it is *buy Calls just 100-120DTE*, but still at 80-delta. That's riskier, of course, but it gives more leverage. And it's "house money," so if I lose some of it it's not a huge deal. And when the LEAPS Calls approach 365DTE I'll use some of their excess Delta to roll them OUT to the next expiration. Thus I always keep my LEAPS Calls >1y. And I do the same for the 100-120DTE Calls, always keeping them >100 days. Then whenever I have new cash from the outside (not internal profits, but deposits), it goes into LEAPS Calls. Dry powder: no, but that would definitely have been nice after Liberation (from your money) Day. I stay fully invested, because I'm trying to keep every dollar at work. And yes, that's riskier than holding shares. But I think I mitigate that to a large extent by: 1) Using ETFs vs. individual companies ("single issue" risk). 2) By monitoring daily. You don't have to watch daily--weekly would be enough--but I can't help myself, and I love the markets anyway. So I'm always making those little rolls to take out profit, etc. Another 2008 recession event: I'll ask you to read through my reply above again. It took *9 months* for the S&P to lose the first 20%. Nine MONTHS. Not long ago I said to someone I email with about this stuff that if we kept our heads down, monitored our positions, took them off when they flattened out, and screened for new ETFs to replace them, never looking at SPY or the Naz or Dow, we might not even know there *was* a bear market building in. Because the thing is, something is ALWAYS going up. I can't prove that, but I feel it in my bones. Take the SPDR sector ETFs like gold, technology, financials, industrials, T-bills, healthcare, developed world ex-US, communications, energy, emerging markets, consumer staples, utilities. Some of those you'll recognize as 'defensive' sectors, so they'll probably hold or go up a little. And I already showed in my post above what gold did during 2008. PLUS there's the inverse-index funds (not the leveraged ones, just inverse, -1) like SH, PSQ, SPDN, RWM, & DOG. When I sort by past 3-month performance (or 1-month, if I sense it's happening), those will start trickling to the top of the list. So I can buy them and be short the market, making money on the way down. As for doubling, the S&P has done 16-17% CAGR over the past 5 years. The Rule of 72 says we can divide 16% into 72 and that'll tell us how long to double: 4.5 years. Sounds like you like Nvidia: add in names like that and if you do well maybe you're doubling in 3 years? Now take my XBI example from above: 55% in 2 months = 27% per month. Divide that into 72 and see what you get. It's too stupid for me to even name, and I'm not claiming that. But to give you an idea of the power of LEAPS Calls at 80-delta, plus the 100-120DTE 80-delta Calls I buy with profits, I did [this in 3 months](https://imgur.com/a/schwab-account-statement-11oct25-BLwTnhq) this year, almost exclusively trading GLD. No new money, just aggressively plowing profits into 100-day Calls. And granted, that's not all LEAPS Calls, but to me it proved the viability of the strategy. Take care, Mike
Say it with me! HOOD IS DOG SHITTTT
$AMZN is a proper DOG stock. Needs to get an Indian CEO and move like $GOOGL
She told me I had to choose either between her or my dog I chose my dog 🐶 #MY DOG SHALL NOT BE TRIFLED WITH
With everything fucking in me FUCK META FUCKING DOG SHIT FUCKING STOCK ANY TIME I PRESS BUY ON THIS FUCKING TRASH IS DOES THE MOST OVERDRAMATIC FUCKING MOVE FUCK YOU
xD little bro cant put two and two together that VIX is calculated off SPX options and WHO SETS THE PRICES FOR SPX OPTIONS BRO??? CARE TO TAKE A GUESS? WHO WOULD SET THE SPX OPTIONS PRICES ARTIFICIALLY LOWER AND NOT PRICE IN GAMMA INTO THE OPTIONS PRICES SO THAT VIX CALCULATIONS REMAIN ARTIFICIALLY LOWER? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING BIG DOG?
What do we want FRY'S DOG!!... When do we want it FRY'S DOG!!!!
$AMZN on the board. Nice. STOCK IS STILL FUCKIN DOG SHIT HORRIBLE $PATH EARNINGS ALSO SUCKED SO BAD SO SELL UP BEFORE THIS SHIT OPENS RED NEXT WEEK LOL
i am a DOG person sorry no pussies
fMust suck being a poor lil libtard. no wonder ppl like u got absolutely DOG WALKED last november LMFAOOOO. crybaby bchhh
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PASSIVE AGRESSIVE + NO ATTACHMENT TO THE DOG= DIVORCE PAPERS. You’ve got one life to live.
While I completely understand the Nega Nellie sh-- at times here, there's really only 1 potential Fed Chair name that bothers me and this guy is not the name. Check that, maybe two. Hassett for sure, but Zervos (sp?) is another. If inflation actually does as feared by the majority in the data (which I have heavy, HEAVY doubts on this verifying tbh), the way things are setting up lately with the guy that was brought in as "temp" Fed chair and the fact I think the Fed Govs were in their districts for a while and heard a lot of LOUD, LOUD complaining about the cost of living crisis...all of this may backfire on Trump and lead to it being an absolute DOG FIGHT rate wise beginning in May next year instead of it being "oh sure, yes sir your honor Trump, we're going to get rates to 1%."
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https://preview.redd.it/4krduikxfp1g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545e12b5ff90000317571d2c2cb31aa4ee1c1151 # GAWD DAMN IT AMAZON TRAPPED MY DOG IN OUR HOUSE AND HE CAN'T COME OUT
lets crash the dow tomorrow. DOG calls. call your DOGs boys.
Apply 2004 WTF GRINDER GIF DOG MEME https://i.imgur.com/XpjhBtm.gif Straight outta Fark
Yeah, in spite of what we saw on Tuesday, Vance should be favored for 2028 until proven otherwise. DOG FIGHT
Call my DOG. Hope I dont have to put her down tomorrow.
https://preview.redd.it/w8t4boe0odzf1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366d35c49a1d5821a8043df712de7679da913a46 # MY DOG IS TRYING TO STEAL MY RAISING CANE'S!!!
who let the DOG out? calls at 24
I took out all my holdings in companies that donated to destroying the East Wing and put it in TIPS. Now I am rooting for DOG.
Fuck mega cap earnings economy is DOG SHIT and it’s time for the middle class to go away
DEAR INTERNET I am google incompetent and 12 years old. I am going to tell you my life story, but nothing useful. Tell me how to do life. THX DOG BLESS
HE DIED LIKE A DOG a beautiful dog
#INTRODUCING... THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER!!!! #rest in peace baseman guy.
Can we have AMZN do the fucking same thing and not remain a beaten up DOG?!
Well a Democrat woman was assassinated AND HER HUSBAND AND DOG AND NO ONE ÇARES!😡