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Somebody check on that guy who chucked 40 grand at way OTM GOOG calls
Who should replace Tesla as the newest member of the “Mag 7?”
Who’s ready to burn their life savings this week
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My first time with options. Can someone provide a bit of guidance?
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
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MFW I have OTM $GOOG calls and realize it's been trading in a 10% band for the last 6 months
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Anyone ever notice these sites that list results "ahead" of earnings? Like GOOG, it throws me off.
QQQ is gonna tank -25% next week and we will crash into a depression. Nothing matters when 10-Yr yield is headed to 10% and we're gonna be in a stagflationary hell for the next decade.
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This is pretty close the same thing everyone just roasted MSFT for after their earnings ... larger-than-expected capex spending, and an incestuous cycle-of-money relationship where the money they are making right now is mostly from themselves (or companies that only have money because they gave them that money, which might as well be themselves). Funny to see it play out for GOOG in largely the same way after everyone spent the last week shitting on MSFT and how bad of a company it is compared to google since they have the "full stack".
Thought I was 6/6 correct on earnings But actually 4/6 if GOOG and COHR stay red
Market refusing to blink at that GOOG news. PRICED IN
I’m not sure you guys really understand the GOOG capex spend. Sure some of it is for infrastructure and build outs but the actual price to run their existing AI is gnarly. With the amount of Gemini stuff that is currently free, most of that capex is just subsidizing each query.
hey retard GOOGL over 10 mil GOOG 6 mil shares dumped after hours 1.3 mil shares GGLL leveraged bull both of these turning negative 2 mil shares GGLS leveraged bear turning positive learn to read the after hours market how do you not understand thats where all the actual trades happen
Can you hire an actor for your earnings call? Like Samuel Jackson? Fuck GOOG CEO
POET, PATH, NBIS, GOOG, MU, THM, ASM, CVX, TMC I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few!
I agree but this AI thing is in the first quarter or half of its timeline... And I’m not saying it’s going to succeed either. But GOOG and some others could pull the plug and continue growing their services sectors. At the same time, everyone is pushing to win the AI war before China does - soo idk. Don’t know how to value things until they succeed, fail, or bail. But they’re all holding up the market as well, and I’d guess two years is the make or break period for AI to provide ROI.
Seems a fairly lacklustre attempt to dump GOOG considering its run up and what thry did to Grandpappy MSFT and RDDT
Selling GOOG right now is amateur hour.
GOOG gonna moon tomorrow. “Itwas a tremendous quarter for Alphabet and annual revenues exceeded $400 billion for the first time," CEO Sundar Pichai said in initial reaction to the report. "The launch of Gemini 3 was a major milestone and we have great momentum. Our first-party models, like Gemini, now process over 10 billion tokens per minute via direct API use by our customers, and the Gemini App has grown to over 750 million monthly active users”
Motherfuckers crying about GOOG CAPEX like Sundar pulled the money directly out of their wallets.
$185B in capex this year for GOOG is what I saw, and a nice chunk should flow right into the likes of SNDK and MU.
No doubt they did, but I was talking about their comments on capex in AI. It looks like GOOG will spend $185B on AI this year. That's where the revenue for SNDK and MU will come from. On another note, QCOM stating that they memory shortage negatively affected its forecast. That means the shortage is affecting other companies and should result in some pricing power for MU and SNDK as well as Samsung, SK, WDC, and STX.
GOOG posted 180B in capex and people are assuming it went to chip makers.
Here's the shitpost reformatted as a ready-to-post Reddit thread. I optimized it with a punchy title, full markdown (bold, italics, lists, headers), TL;DR, emojis, and engagement prompts for r/wallstreetbets, r/stocks, or r/investing. Copy-paste straight into the editor – it'll render perfectly. *** **Title: 🚨 DD: Tech AI Capex is RETARDED – $1T Black Hole, No Escape, Market Panics Like Bitches Every Dip 🚨** **🚨 URGENT DD: TECH STOCKS & AI CAPEX – THE MARKET IS FUCKING REGARDED, AND WE'RE TRAPPED IN HELL'S BASEMENT 🚨** **Executive Summary (TL;DR for normies):** Big Tech dumped $1T+ into AI capex like it's free cocaine. No ROI? Market panic-sells on a whisper. Sunk cost fallacy on steroids. We're 10 miles down the rabbit hole, dynamite blew up the ladder, and Alice is chugging Red Bull. **LONG DOOM. SHORT SANITY.** 🐇💥 ### Capex Black Hole: No Escape Pod - **Nvidia:** $30B+ *quarterly* capex boner for GPUs. Jensen Huang's wardrobe costs less than their H100 backlog. - **MSFT/AMZN/GOOG:** $100B+ combined this year alone. Data centers popping up like zits on a teen. "AI needs power!" – meanwhile, Texas grid melting. 😩 - **META:** Zuck's Llama farm eating electricity like it's kale smoothies. $40B capex? For what, cat memes that think? They can't stop. It's like buying a timeshare in Mordor. ***Irreversible commitment.*** Factories built, chips ordered, engineers high on stock grants. Pull back now? Bankruptcy vibes. ### Market Retardation: ADHD on Crack Every earnings call: 1. "AI rev up 300%!" → +15% pump, RSI 90, "To the moon! 🚀" 2. "Returns? Uh, next year lol" → -8% dump, VIX spike, bagholders mald. 🤬 3. Repeat. Thinkorswim charts look like a drunk's EKG. ### Rabbit Hole Math: No U-Turn $$ \text{Total AI Capex Sunk} = \$200B+ \text{ (2024-25)} $$ $$ \text{Short-Term ROI} = \text{LMAO} $$ $$ \text{Exit Strategy} = \text{N/A – Door Locked, Welcome to Skynet} $$ Sunk costs = infinite gravity. Politicians subsidizing chips (CHIPS Act go brrr 💰). Wall St. analysts: "Buy the dip!" Retail: FOMO apes in. ### Risks (Lol): - Black swan: AI singularity, robots eat capex. 🤖 - Realistic: Energy crisis, capex balloons to $500B, bonds yield 10%, everything rekt. - Upside: If AGI drops, trillion-dollar piñata. But who cares? We're fucked either way. **What do you autists think? YOLO calls or tendies incoming? Upvote if you're diamond handing this clown world.** 📈🔥
GOOG is making all call AND put options holders nervous right now
GOOG CapEx surpassed estimates by like 80B
#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - MISSED #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌
Hope GOOG stays flat till open so I can load up those post IV crush puts
Enlighten the morons… btw I havent dived into GOOG CapEx, so I dont know the context about the increase. If it is due to logistics to ensure TPU or cloud demans, than that is a triple win in my books. Love google… if it dips, I’ll buy, if it surges I’ll buy…. If it stays level I’ll buy. Made my nana proud that way
Chances GOOG hits 305 any time by end of this week? Only 6% more down from current price
I went to Gemini for financial wisdom about Googl, it immediately broke. Bold of them to use real-time examples. Team GOOG 😂😂
GOOG may dump now but in two weeks new ATH
If GOOG can’t outrun the NVDA tax, no one can.
1 hour scalp on [$GOOG](https://aimytrade.io/ticker/GOOG?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=comment&utm_campaign=smallstreetbets&utm_term=GOOG&utm_content=variant_1770244950941_hm6yf9)? Show the actual fills, not just the max gain screenshot. Bid-ask spread on those options was probably 15%, and market makers already know you're exiting.
Because GOOG just ate their lunch on cloud
I have GOOG $320 calls for sale Good price for you my friend
I wish I had the cash to buy more tomorrow. 48% cloud growth and expanding margins makes GOOG a screaming buy IMO. I’ll be shocked if they close red tomorrow. There’s a strong possibility that they will become the #1 cloud company in the next few years.
gimma GOOG -5% (I have calls)
No joke, i only chose GOOGL over GOOG because I could search up GOOGL and it'd give me the stock price immediately whereas i had to type ''GOOG stock'' to get the chart.
Buy the dip on GOOG
What kind of peasant uses GOOG? 🤨 I only trade GOOGL CLASS A
I don't believe in the AI replacing SaaS thing but I do think that there's a tech rotation happening. Look at how DOW is pumping and SPY is relatively flat. GOOG will dump despite the earnings beat tomorrow.
GOOG moving like a fkin penny stock.. 4T market cap and goin from -6% to +5% back to -3% ..
I had GOOG calls but even if that shit was +1.8% green they'd still be opening -75% lol
GOOG down AH on rev + EPS beats, as expected.
We’ll need more than rope. Full porting GOOG, APLD, NBIS, POET, ONDS, RDW, and One of the shiny rocks. Done playing with the rest of this shit. I win or learn how to make 🍟
Can always tell what everyone bought by how angry everyone is. GOOG kids in shambles 🤡
So GOOG ends up flat for the day. PUTS 🤝 CALLS Getting theta raped
anyone buy GOOG shares when it went -5%? You are welcome asshole
GOOG executive says supply constraints Back down she goes
obvious rug pull on GOOG and bols fell for it again LUL
Aaaaaand there go your GOOG calls......!!!!!!!
Load $350c, $360c on GOOG this time next week exp in June and sit back
Turns out SNAP is a better tech company than GOOG
Flat GOOG rip to call and put holders
dread it, run from it... theta gang always wins with GOOG earnings
$GOOG has dropped 5.3% during the call. Do something Sundar!!!!
uh unlikely. GOOG is one of the biggest buyers of GPUs and they just reported a more than 50% increase in GCP revenues.
Which means it was a smart play, but you will identify smarter plays. I work in logistics - every customer I have has systematically stopped allowing us to use them for continued terrible service, shit pricing, etc. Find the next bet. FWIW idk what ups stock will do, their c-suite is awful (unless they replaced them) and they are probably mostly open because of how far they’ve fallen. $GOOG to $400 in the next 3-5 months unless the market crashes.
GOOG earnings was solely to pump MU
~~GOOG~~ SNAP is gonna save the market... again
Whether GOOG pumps or dumps, ungodly amounts of money is still being pumped into this shit. AI trade is still alive.
I was referring to ELF lol. I didn’t play GOOG for that reason.
GOOG is not even up 1% AH. There's gonna be a sea of red tomorrow
GOOG flatter than a guy's chest
When looking at the most profitable company, you can't just consider quarterly earnings. You have to consider the yearly figures. Even without this new report, Google is still above. Yearly profits: * Google: $124.25 billion (without the new report) * AAPL: $112.01 billion * MSFT: $101.832 billion [https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/stock-comparison?s=net-income&axis=single&comp=GOOG:AAPL:MSFT](https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/stock-comparison?s=net-income&axis=single&comp=GOOG:AAPL:MSFT)
So MSFT tanks. GOOG stays flat. AMZN pops?
Even GOOG earnings can’t move this it’s absolutely over
IMO this report pretty much crowns them as the AI winner as of right now, MSFT & AMZN just got gaped as GOOG went from 3rd in cloud to 1st.
How much of it is just circlejerked by the other AI companies though? I am betting on an AI correction, rather than GOOG underperforming
GOOG Capex making META capex look like peanuts... Bullish for META
Tomorrow I'm gonna eat some more of that chili I made this weekend, fart on bers, and go through my checking account and cancel a bunch of dumb subscriptions so I can buy more GOOG next pay period.
With how volatile tech is, I think will be before. The hope is for NVDA to justify, but I seeing how everyone was looking at GOOG to save the market as a binary event, institutions would rather risk off before NVDA earnings.
The movement on GOOG today is crazy
AAPL and GOOG safe havens, everything is fine and right in the universe
My SOFI, RDDT, CRCL, LIFE tanked. Sold some SBUX and all of my SIRI that were pumping during the day to load up on those. Picked up a little more GOOG. Back to even for today...whew! Let's not talk about week to date.
tfw AVGO benefits more from GOOG's earnings than GOOG does (hell, AVGO seems to be the biggest pumper out of today's earnings slate in general)
GOOG saved the market, bers capitulating and circlejerking
Listening to GOOG cc and just saw corn was drilling. Lmao they shit getting zero relief or bids.
!Banbet GOOG -2% 1d
GOOG with the adrenaline syringe straight to the markets heart
Breaking news: AVGO steals GOOG lunch money
Christ, markets are so spooked that GOOG is drilling because it didn't exceed expectations by 300%
Lmao GOOG delisted by Friday
What’s GOOG’s capex? Ohh 100b.. okay sell. What’s that you say? Ohh it’s actually 27b?? Ffff uuuuuu
Of course GOOG Capex high as fuck, they are the king of AI now, even Tim Apple is on that Gemini dick, they gotta roll out the infrastructure to handle all that shit and rake in the cash ten fold later.
You know they are gonna keep GOOG flat to wipe out all options buyers with the IV crush
$GOOG is a fucking behemoth.
Of course GOOG Capex high as fuck, they are the king of AI now, even Tim Apple is on that Gemini dick, they gotta roll out the infrastructure to handle all that shit and rake in the cash ten fold later.
Oh thank god, GOOG back to flet.
SAAS was never worth what they paid for it. Hence why I never owned any of it unless it was big tech since they had massive balance sheets and mostly traded at fair prices, mostly just GOOG and META for me over the past few years vs MSFT, AAPL
Do you guys think MSFT & other tech stocks are going up if GOOG pumps? xd
I mean bulls lost too. Everyone is getting IV crushed by GOOG
Let’s fucking goooooo GOOG SAVED THE MARKET I WILL JOW GIVE BLOW JOB TO GOOG EMPLOYS FOR FREE
Imagine doing puts on GOOG, you ain't bullish enough. This is the first 10T company in making
Everyone talking about GOOG when in fact it was always SNAP that decided on the further course of the market. TOMORROW WE GO UP!
GOOG gonna be flat tomorrow and IV crush everyone
GOOG at the same price it was at open today and bols are cheering?
GOOG wrecking bers without lube across the entire QQQ