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Advise on selling some of my holdings - GOOGL, META, INTU, CRM
IRS Will Pilot Free Direct File Program For 2024 Tax Season For Taxpayers In Some States
If you're holding (INTU) Intuit, how concerned are you that TurboTax always seems to be in the crosshairs?
What stocks should we care about that report earnings this week?
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$INTU going to the moon on news that FTX uses Quickbooks
How to Become a Millionaire - Earnings Week of 5/23
Check out TurboTax comments on Facebook then check out INTU 🌈🐻
Did I miss something? BILL was up 30% This Friday is up 1,000% from 20s to near 300 in 18 months? Any opinions? 27 Billion dollar company?
The Most Optimistic Stocks covered in the news over a mid week period (8/22-8/25)
Buying Square stock is like buying JP Morgan in 1871: analyst
A lot of new investors in 2021, how to capitalize besides INTU
An earnings gamble with low IV and high historical movement: $HRB is going to kill it
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Some of my top stock picks rn: PUMP INTU AZZ
$INTU guidance was overly cautious. Buy the dip on $INTU
Thinking calls is the right decision. HOWEVER, last week I bought PANW puts, it went up. Bought INTU calls, it went down. So probably puts on OKTA.
There’s no way INTU goes lower right?
I was totally wrong about INTU so…you’re right *shrug*
INTU giving me slight hop
Bullish sentiment INTU calls upvote Puts downvote
Three cheers for INTU puts...
Selling my INTU puts... 🤣
You have INTU calls? Ooof.
PANW and INTU fucked me
*No INTU nooo! My calls!!!*
Just got fucked on INTU call 🥲 bad week overall for me. Probably gonna step away before I go full retard and pull money from my savings to recoup losses
INTU beat, beat, raise guide.... enough people said naaah, to drop 6% 🤡
INTU down over 5%. We had clueless bullslop in the daily thread wondering why calls were so expensive. You might think bears are "ghey" but the persistent permabullism, especially in a scene that involves financial leverage like options trading, ruins lives.
I hope you didn't buy INTU calls.
Gonna do calls on WDAY, ZM, and INTU.
INTU calls or puts? Can they blow away again?
Everyone's so caught up on Daddy Jay and Jackson Hole we're not even discussing $ZM. So $ZM, puts or calls tonight lads? $WDAY? $INTU? Forget the macro, what regarded bet for tonight are you making?
Time to load up on INTU calls. AI powered tax returns are disrupting the industry.
Too bullish on WDAY here. Puts it is. Puts on INTU too.
Last time INTU had earnings it shot up but still feels risky. High IV, high premiums, and low OI. Wanna do calls but don’t wanna get fuckin rekt lol
*Me:* *Buy CSCO calls = smoked* *Buy COST calls = vaporized* *Buy TGT calls = smoked* *Buy WMT calls = incinerated* *But this time it's different buy WDAY and INTU calls.*
buying some MDB and INTU. Both are expensive but that's my hedge for being short QQQ
Fingers crossed that INTU spike holds
Anyone have bets on IBM or INTU?
PANW callls, INTU calls, ZIM calls, TJX won't move, AEO puts
I've seen the counterfactual, where the leadership is already unstable and disliked by investors and the news of the change is greeted as very positive news. I re-found some examples: AXP 2017-10-18 in opens low closes up, was up for 3 months, relative to S&P in 30d was up 0.8% more than S&P. INTC 2018-06-21 was down, yes, but relative to S&P in 30d was up 2.56%; INTU 2018-08-22 was up for 3 days, and 18 of 30 following trading days. Relative to S&P 500 was 2.5% higher over 30 days. Also E.G. Jim Cramer says "undisclosed reasons" for a CEO departure is a bad sign. But CEOs being replaced due to performance issues should be a good sign. In this case it's neither of those exactly.
their P/E got downsized - SHOP and INTU are valued like GARP names
I'm holding the following: INTU- 50.65% AVGO- 19.91% LLY- 8.3% NVDA- 21.14% There isn't much reason behind the exact amount of each I hold, that's all accidental, but I definitely believe these all have great momentum and growth potential, solid picks in my opinion, but in truth I'm just picking based on charts and chatgpt gave me a few of these as ideas when I asked it for the highest momentum scores Monday at open. I've been doing alright so far, just a month with this strategy, I've changed stocks several times but the same strategy. I'm up 5.7% for the month. It was over 8% but dropped quite a bit last day or two. My Roth IRA is all in on SPMO and that did 8.66% in the month. I'm actually trying to compete with SPMO or even duplicate it to some extent, I'm following it's strategy as best I can guess at it and seeing if I can sort of purify it down even tighter, maybe just get it down to 5 solid stocks at a time and move them around as I see fit. Just for fun. Thoughts?
AVGO, INTU, HIMS. Those are the top three momentum plays for today regards, good luck out there.
Ended Friday up 17% after getting hosed on a bad INTU bet the day before. Thank you to whomever bought the 0dte SPY puts I wrote. So I'm even with where I started last week. Might write some more puts.
INTU continuation on Tuesday? yay or nay
losing $200 instantly on that INTU trade is bad news
INTU is defying gravity!🚀🚀🚀
lost on all my earnings plays \- deck call (up 100% right at market close, probably will end up selling at a 50% loss now) \- bull call \- sold my INTU call for a 25% profit right before market close, currently would have been a 4-5x at this price
*I love you INTU. Yes!!!* 
should have kept the $INTU 690 call I bought and then sold at $9 right before earnings ticker is at 725 and counting
Am I the only person that played INTU? Where my fellow gamblers at?!?
Does INTU hold green? Bought some frisky and fun weekly calls early today
*Please don't hurt me INTU. Please!!*
Thoughts on INTU calls after tax season?
INTU mid 660’s will bang AH and Fri morning
So many calls to get, dang… SOXL in money in the bag next week… heck AMDL too, INTU is a steal
I’m into INTU… look for an early pullback
TGT INTU WDAY are huge hitters, especially for me last time
.....bagholding $INTU selling CC against it...
Fun game: look for tickers that could plausibly go to $420/share before SPY, but aren't yet so close it's a gimmie. I think my top picks for this game are **GS** ($470.13, down -18.12% YTD) and **META** ($504.73, down -15.77% YTD), to stocks that are eminently hatable for different reasons. But there's also **MA** ($489.77, -6.25% YTD) which was doing okay at the start of the year but recently took a huge hit, I think because it may have just suffered a huge setback in its battle for market share not just with Visa but also non-US competitors. Then there's the ones that might actually avoid the fate. Pharmaceutical companies **REGN** ($572.91, -19.82% YTD) and **VRTX** ($474.35, *up +*16.97% YTD, remarkably in this market) are definitely in the danger zone but feel like ones that could moon if we get another pandemic courtesy of RFK Jr. There's also **UNH** ($525.42, up +4.07% YTD) and **INTU** ($561.53, -9.84% YTD) which may benefit from the current administration being a great time to be a total scumbag of a company. Finally, there's **NOC** ($484.96, +3.74% YTD) and **BRK.B** ($493.70, +9.41%), whose share prices put them in the danger zone but which have been less volatile than most stocks, probably due to the eternal profitability of war (for NOC) and a stodgy, fundamentals-driven investing philosophy (BRK.B). Anyone else have suggestions for this game?
Before anyone tries to pick up Google here, I think you should reconsider. Google is the pick everyone seems to go for in times like these but please reconsider. Here are just a few names that are less finicky: PANW, AMZN, CRWD, CRM, META, WDAY, INTU. Google is a value trap
Robinhood gonna eat INTU lunch. Holy shit
elon probably had calls on INTU 
INTU up $75 a share. Regards on WSB Tesla is down $1 the world is ending
Looks like the market might have finally realized FSLR is undervalued? I saw the spike in premarket and snapped some shares at 160. The fundamentals are absolutely crazy on this one, it made no sense to me seeing it red every day. Big green day for some China stocks (BABA, JD) and for INTU as well (don't have a position on that one).
Damn my INTU lotto paid off. No regards we’re talking about it so decided to pull the trigger..pew pew
INTU calls gonna be up 1000000000000%
INTU earnings they have said AI legitimately 30 times in 7 minutes
WDAY crusin AXON mooning INTU juicin. I’m thinking we’re back. Even cava getting a bid
INTU WDAY interesting
My only question is why is $INTU down so much. Didn't Trump kill the IRS online filing thing? So that means provided the earnings are good, this thing is on lock to hit $600+
thoughts on Intuit $INTU? The creater of TurboTax, Credit Karma, QuickBooks, Mailchimp. Q after Q this stock keeps dropping especially with Musk overhauling the IRS.
SWPPX - $5,000 (something that can go from -30% to +25%, last two years was 23%) NVDA - $2,500 (your “risky” play, 25, 50 or 300% in the next 3-5 years) GLDM - $1,500 (super safe if you hold for 3-5 years, can expect 10-40%) INTU - $2,000 (also safe but high potential growth 20-30%, not gonna lose it all) BTC - $5,000 (that’s your gamble money, from -25, -50 to 500%). Don’t risk it all and look at something with 3-5 year horizon not 1 year.
Securities violations class action lawsuit filed 1 or 2 days ago on XYZ, and over 1 month ago they were ordered to pay over 255m in penalties due to fraud. Implied straddle is 13.1%, so this could be a move down by a large margin. XYZ Competitors who just reported earnings and their price movement the following day: - PYPL decreased 13.2% - INTU decreased 5.7% - GPN decreased 4.3% - SHOP increased 3.1%, but they opened very red and recovered by end of day. Calls were destroyed on this one, puts got paid. Their industry seems to have poor guidance overall for 2025 and XYZ is facing strong negative headwinds from legal action and media coverage
Calls on INTU for real
- 25% in SP500 ETF like VOO, SWPPX etc - 10% in gold ETF. GLDM has the lowest expense ratio. Gold is all time high and will keep going up (tariffs, inflation, high unemployment, wars are still going) - 25% in energy stocks especially Uranium (CCJ, OKLO, URA ETF). URANIUM is the only energy capable to fill the demand for AI and is the future. This is your risky play because it’s commodity and investing in commodities has its own risks. - 40% individual stocks . I recommend IT/software sector. Highest growth/margins. Currently CRM and INTU are undervalued but there are more good companies. Just need to watch and buy at a discount. Invest in big well known companies. They can still get you 150-300% return in 5 years.
I wonder what caused Dev Kantesaria to sell AMZN to buy INTU back in Q1 of 2023. His entire thesis around improving margins through cost optimization has been playing out over the past couple of years. His claim was that he saw them as the mega cap with the most optionality which would allow them to grow into a $10 trillion market cap over the long run.
Analysts say $INTU has 50% upside in 2025
CRM up, INTU up, AAPL up, FICO up, META up, NOW up, SNOW up, WDAY up. That’s a lot of tech you could own and still be up. Incl MAG7 names. And that’s just a selection from my watchlist.
INTU going sideways… puts and calls go brrrrr
INTU recovered wow...
INTU will moon, earnings were great kek
INTU Coming back up!
INTU fully recovered from -9.99% just to fuck put holders (me, to fuck Me lol ) 
hey, down on INTU, will you wait for market open or sell now?