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Cramer says “Ixnay on IonQay” Calls on IONQ
I believe IONQ is Speculative with risks but there are not many companies that could potentially change the world, IONQ Could
Roadmap to Commercial Advantage IONQ Quantum Computers - Revealing next Gen Quantum Comps
Do you like money, of course you do, you're poor.
Sell of stocks and pay off 401K loan or let it ride?
The Discovery of the Century - How to make money off it
Time to build a crap stock portfolio?
I don't have much, but in goes the life savings. Wish me and IONQ good luck
when to take profits during bull runs (caveat - Roth IRA acct)
IONQ was up over 14 Percent Today and 29 percent right after there ER. Anyone on the Call?
IonQ Poised for Aggressive Commercial Growth in 2023 Sets Date to Report on Momentum and Fourth Quarter 2022 Financial Results.
IONQ (Quantum) - Using Arpanet to Internet Strategy?
5 Best Quantum Computing Stocks to Buy for 2023 ( $MSFT, $IONQ, $NVDA, $TECHY, $IBM)
Anybody else invest in IONQ last year and HODL like a true ape?
Just a friendly reminder, short sellers and bears are toast: With the news out today that the Air Force has a contract with IONQ, it's fairly irrefutable now--they are a legitimate company and here to stay. Days to Cover nearly at 14, good luck trying to close shorts.
QBTS, next short squeeze sleeper candidate
$IONQ is the Most Valuable Play for Quantum Computing Stock with Very Promising Returns on Investment from the Shares Bought & Held for Long-Term
$IONQ is a Valuable High Rewards Play with Promising Big Returns for Buy & Hold
$IONQ is a Valuable High Rewards Play with Promising Big Returns for Long-Term Buy & Hold
$IONQ is a Valuable High Rewards Play with Promising Big Returns for Long-Term Buy & Hold
$IONQ Technical Analysis: Easy $15 Gap Up Fill + Shorts @ LOSS in $4.00s + GOLDEN CROSS
$IONQ is the Short Squeeze Play Today. 2 ORTEX Short Squeeze Excellent Trading Signals Triggered.
$IONQ Stock: A Real Investment + Short Squeeze + No Bagholding. Backed by Amazon + Google + CHIPS & Science Bill Act recently approved
$IONQ Stock: A Real Investment + Short Squeeze + No Bagholding. Backed by Amazon + Google + CHIPS & Science Bill Act recently approved
$IONQ Joe Biden Pumping this stock
Scorpion Capital meltdown over 30% jump in $IONQ
Veteran squeezers...do consistent 2-4% up days on IONQ...
NEW IPO XPOA AND D-WAVE ANNOUNCE BUSINESS COMBINATION!!!
$IONQ a leader in quantum computing...creating their own stepladder algorithm...volume starting to really pick up 🎊🎉
$IONQ starting to move. Holding for the squeeze.
IONQ SI increased a touch. Float % increased. Could it be a small squeeze? Accurate data is tough to come by but shorts got 10 days to cover possibly. Nice setup given their moves compared to market and tech in the last few hours.
#IONQ those of you that posted...I'm beginning to believe. Healthy 25k shares position. I hope you guys are right about the short interest and the days to cover!
IONQ Leader in Quantum Computing extremely high Days to Cover, and significant short interest. Currently their Ion Trapping technology is above par, with partnerships with AWS, MSFT, GS, and many more--they have the support and infrastructure to scale to the likes of NVDA in the long term.
I scraped r/SPACs for the top ticker mentions in the last 24H. Here are the results (Monday May 09, 2022)
🌞 Good morning! #premarket #watchlist 05/04 $BBI -Announces Adjournment of Annual Meeting of Stockholders, $LYFT -earnings, $RVSN -no news, $ACON -no news, $IONQ -Johnson Fistel Encourages Shareholders to Contact the Firm Regarding Investigation... Check it in Realtime Stock Screener
🌞 Good morning! #premarket #watchlist 05/04 $BBI -Announces Adjournment of Annual Meeting of Stockholders, $LYFT -earnings, $RVSN -no news, $ACON -no news, $IONQ -Johnson Fistel Encourages Shareholders to Contact the Firm Regarding Investigation... Check it in Realtime Stock Screener
Sketchy PR LLC, Scorpio Capital attacks IONQ in short report. Here are some initial findings.
$IONQ near 52-week low. Increased my position this morning.
IONQ named one of Time Magazine's most influential companies
$PL NYSE Planet Labs PBC - trading at a discount
Whale alert! Someone’s trying to buy $3,000,000 of IONQ premarket! 😳
$PL interesting data to make you wanna buy…
A ton of positive signs for $PL. Turning point ?
Need to 3.33x my money by end of January
Need to 3.33x my money by end of January
IONQ - Strong Buy Signals? Blue Horseshoe loves them
IONQ this one could shoot up pass $60 easily
$DMYQ changing ticker tomorrow to $PL! Strap in as we blast off into orbit 👀🚀🚀🚀
IONQ is down 25% since yesterday! It’s a super bargain buy right now!
IONQ selling 20% down since yesterday! This is a quick return!
The Stock With The Best G.a.m.m.a. S.q.u.e.e.z.e Potential For The Rest Of This Month
$EMBK Embark Trucks DD: the winner in autonomous trucking
$IONQ Already Up 10%+ Pre-Market: Closing $45.01+ Today to Gamma Squeeze the ENTIRE November Call Options Strike Prices and sending $IONQ to $100+ Epic Gamma Squeezes
$IONQ Bullish Divergence Run Setup for Today only (Friday). Obtain the Entire Call Options In-The-Money for Epic Gamma Squeeze! $45+
DMYQ - Niccolo de Masi the SPAC god behind RSI, GENI and IONQ.
$IONQ Bullish Tomorrow (Friday) Let’s Get those Calls Options (ITM) Back In-The-Money! $30, $35, $40 & $45+
$IONQ Get in to profit gains on this reversal happening now!
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Day 90 of watching IONQ go red and not buy calls Only to see it green every single time
How do you people feel comfortable buying IONQ at these prices. Like I've held it for years at 8.9, but 15+ is insane
If the company makes money/is profitable and isn't a tech stock don't bother buying it. Instead just buy negative EPS dogshit like IONQ, ACHR, Tesla, or Circle. There are actual retards out there buying INTEL today when the company literally announced it's a failing piece of trash, but hey it's a "tech stock" so who cares? No dividend? Who cares? No plan? Who cares. BUY!!!!
IONQ the fine dining of true quantum supremacy. Why eat at Walmart when you can eat at a Michelin star restaurant that doesn’t make sense?
I studied engineering math in college and really like the 3blue1brown channel. Thanks for spreading the word. I will review his channel for the videos you are talking about. My uncle who is retired AI/computing professor is heavy on RGTI and IONQ so he talked me into taking a position a while ago. I feel like it’s definitely a moon or zero proposition in the short term with a collapse somewhere in the midterm and a boom in the long term. Hoping for a good trade on it though.
The makers of Deepseek claimed they spent only $6M to develop a superior AI to any U.S. models at the time using ~2000 Nvidia A100 chips which are 5 years old. Idk about you but I find that very very hard to believe that a company spent only $6M on research and development and were able to outdo the mag7’s that dedicate hundreds of billions into R&D. Most Mag7’s are assembling data centers with 200k+ new generation chips why would they do that if old chips could do better? Similarly to quantum computing you have IONQ, QBTS, etc spending only 10’s of millions on R&D and claim they can outdo IBM and Google’s computers when they’ve spent billions and have been researching for over 20 years. Number’s and spending don’t lie, people do.
Same with r/IONQ r/fartcoin . Totally dead garbage with no revenue, but degreeless retards keep buying
Incorrect [IONQ has 99.9% qubit fidelity on a two qubit system.](https://investors.ionq.com/news/news-details/2024/IonQ-Achieves-Industry-Breakthrough--First-Trapped-Ion-Quantum-System-to-Surpass-99.9-Fidelity-on-Barium/) [IBM has the bulk of their two qubit quantum systems approaching or at 99.9% fidelity.](https://www.ibm.com/quantum/blog/quantum-volume-256) Rigetti has not demonstrated they have the capability of quantum error correction to scale a 100 qubit system. Couple this with the fact that a 100 qubit system has the same amount of use cases as a 36 qubit system, zero.
IONQ is at 99.9% fidelity IBM is at 99.9% fidelity Quantinuum is at 99.9% fidelity Rigetti just announced that they have almost caught up to everybody else!
CRCL, BMNR, TSLA, IONQ... Is the market just openly floating on the scammy shit now?
PLTR threads sometimes have a what are you holding topic and someone posted PLTR, IONQ, RKLB …… and that was that. Built our whole portfolio around that one post reply.
Disruption playbook: AI needs compute (NBIS), compute goes quantum (IONQ), and logistics goes airborne (ACHR). Not owning all 3? Rookie mistake.
>Not a single institution holds the stock other than for market making purposes, only monkeys with a robinhood account. It doesn't look like that to me IONQ: Vanguard: 8.22% Blackrock: 6.13% QBTS: Blackrock: 4.59% Vanguard: 3.68% RGTI: Blackrock: 5.18% Vanguard: 4.85%
I’m in a similar boat (mid-20s), and like you, I’m trying to balance high-upside potential with realistic staying power. Besides RKLB (which I also hold), here are a few I’m planning to ride into 2030+: **1. PLTR** – Still polarizing, but they’re carving out a strong data & AI niche with growing commercial traction. If they keep executing, this could be a monster over the decade. **2. ASTS** – Massive risk, massive reward. The tech and partnerships (especially AT&T) are promising, but execution is everything. Definitely a moonshot. **3. INTC** – Not as flashy, but feels like a sleeper turnaround. If they pull off the foundry pivot and hit their roadmap, it could be a high-reward play by 2030. **4. IONQ** – Super speculative, but if quantum computing plays out even half as expected, early players like this could explode. Tiny revenue now, but long runway. **5. ENVX / QS** – Battery tech plays. Still early-stage with execution risks, but the potential market is massive. My strategy is to DCA into high-conviction small/mid caps with asymmetric upside while keeping a core in more stable compounders. That way, I can afford to let the wild cards run. Curious to hear what others are betting on too, always looking to refine the watchlist.
MSTR (btc treasury) SBET (eth treasury) BABA (rebounding as tariff news softens; ai race heating up) TSM (value) RDW (space, definitely dca) UBER (autonomous) IONQ (definitely dca in small amounts due to high beta) AEVA (earnings growth) PSIX (just saw it, know nothing, but damn that chart)
That bet made sense when IONQ was at $5 at $40 tho? Everything you just mentioned is priced in. Its the same as if amazon was $100 (in current stock split price) in 2005. Yea its gonna be dominant but if its that high you’re only getting a 150~% return over 20 years which doesnt pay a high enough risk premium for holding such an asymmetric bet. Holding spy would beat that and I think quantum stocks are currently in a similar position.
Newbie Here! Are These Stocks I've Scouted Out Any Good? I'm Looking For High Growth And Potential. Long & Short Term (mainly long) These Are The Stocks I've Scouted Out. IONQ ASTS ENVX AMPX SMCI NVTS RKLB RGTI Are these any good for Long Term or Even Short Term Growth? Any Real Potential Here? Any Advice Or Feedback Is Greatly Appreciated! Thank you!
Why care about corn when you can get ACHR and IONQ?
What are you gonna do with a 99.99 gate fidelity computer? Run a program? Impossible. wtf is full fault tolerance? How is IONQ gonna go from 10\^-2 gate fidelity to 10\^-16 like classical computers? By 2028? That would be completely inconsistent with their rate of improvement over the last 2 decades. The cofounder of IONQ has called them worthless. Time to give up the grift.
Heights Capital is not net long $IONQ. No one on wall street is.
Bought some $IONQ because the chart looked good and I like quantum computing... should've done DD, apparently the CEO has 0 skin in the game after dumping last month lolol... anyone want 35 shares?
the reason people invest in quantum is because they see ”I am so smart“ posts like this that are nonsense, learn how they actually work, see the progress being made, that the skeptics are now excited they have usable QC with power rapidly increasing, and realize that the world has already changed the memory and clock speed analogies are completely Stupid IONQ expects 256 qubit machines being sold at the end of next year with many parallel zones of operation and 99.99 fidelity. full fault tolerance in 2028. half a dozen companies expect tolerance at 2030 now instead of 2035 which used to be the consensus
Bought some $IONQ because the chart looked good and I like quantum computing... should've done DD, apparently the CEO has 0 skin in the game after dumping last month lolol... anyone want 35 shares?
Stocks pumping relentlessly ignoring whats happening to the economy and any stock tangentially related to the new emerging technologies trading at insane nosebleed valuations. Its not as crazy as 1999, but it ryhmes. IONQ trades at 12B market cap with 0 anything. PLTR trades at over 100 sales with like 30% rev growth. Companies add AI to their name or add BTC to their balance sheet and explode in price. Bubblemania
WSB, watch IONQ and ACHR moon 😂
Bro you’re on WSB expecting quantum thinkpieces? Go start your own sub. Oh wait, they already have IONQ in it 🤣
Didn't the CEO of IONQ sell all his shares?
Nation states won’t make me rich, but IONQ’s volatility might. That’s the only state I care about, the state of my portfolio.
Correct. Archer and IONQ owned almost exclusively by retail
I dont understand much but IONQ is clearly making advancements. Anyway, still only 3% of my portfolio.
You’re the normie if you think IONQ is a serious quantum player Only quantum players will be hyperscalers and nation states
ACHR is building literal flying cars with United Airlines. IONQ is building literal AI quantum processors. You like money? Buy before normies figure it out. 🤤
I think IONQ might reach $55 before it goes to 0. The CEO is one big piece of shit snake oil salesman. I wouldn’t be surprised if the retards from r/IONQ end up asking for a lawsuit in a few months
I was actually thinking about buying 1k in IONQ shares and letting them ride but this post just solidified my decision.
By a quant firm that makes its money by selling call options to retail. Wonder why they all went up today but $IONQ? (on no news as usual) Because Susquehanna doesn't have to buy shares to hedge their short calls anymore.
Also, IONQ just got a massive funding at $1B and almost $180 mils worth of 7 year warrants (i assumed the share purchase premium as the cost of the warrants)
A breakthrough? Like what? 1000x improvement gate fidelity? More qubits? Still worthless. IONQ cant factor a 5 digits number. IONQ clock speed is 10 kHz. Real computers measure their speed in GHz. The only concern. The only valid bull thesis is as follows : Monkeys and koreans (they love quantum and gambling is illegal in korea) keep buying, pushing market cap of $IONQ to say $50B. Nicolo issues a bunch of shares and purchases a bunch of random ass companies like he's been doing for the last year (Satellite constellation?). While the quantum computing part of the business trends to zero, he turns his shares into cash and that cash into a conglomerate of companies worth say $20B. Surely any monkey can turn $50B into $20B.
Long term is kind of subjective but if we’re talking 1-2 years I don’t see why IONQ can’t 2-3x from here on this cycle.
Little bit of it all, I sometimes trade options some times I only hold for a couple minutes/hours/days only when I see an overreaction or delays in stock prices (like AMD), I swing trade stocks that have out of the blue pull backs (examples: NVDA, TSLA, NBIS, IONQ, OKLO, OSCR) but also plan to hold my RKLB and PLTR for over a year for gains taxes since I am up over 100% on those positions.
Futures down a decent amount. NVDA, PLTR, IONQ, TSLA, BTC, HOOD ect all up on overnight trading. Tariffs dont matter if theyre never implemented and the deadline keeps getting delayed. Seems like the weekend news will get TACO'd or pushed back and speculative investments will continue to run
Down? Look at the 1 month, 6 months, and 1 year chart. I would include TGTI, QBTS, and IONQ also. None of these are even close to their full potential. But you have a lot of reading to do. Also I would recommend QNCCF and OONEF.
Same with IONQ for me. Profit is profit though. Can't time the top perfectly and at least we didn't lose money. Still holding some RKLB and hoping it follows the same pattern eventually.
DD based on connecting the dots, also hype spikes, also, if the industry as a whole is on a bull run. I had been buying IONQ since $5 then end of last year it shot up along with all other quantum computing based on little more than speculation I sold some at 20s 30s and closed at around $48, I could have made more but I just couldn't stomach the movement on nothing other than the election results.
Either IONQ or Dave Made 330% on ionq, average gain on Dave is about 180%.
ASTS, IONQ, and RKLB. I had to sell ASTS when it was in the $20s. Made a huge profit but I wanted to vomit when I checked on it a couple months later and saw it was in the $50s. Oh well.
I've been accumulating a small position in QBTS, RGTI, QUBT, and IONQ. They did not go anywhere for a very long time, till relatively recently (I am up >20x). I continue to accumulate with my monthly buys. I can't believe the sector has not taken off more. IMO it's going to be a bumpy ride, but with a very positive outcome for the long-term investors.
Personally I like Planet Labs ($1.9B market cap though), FiscalNote, and BitFufu for potential near term runners. None of these will 10x, and I'm not suggesting anything close to that. For Planet Labs, the warrants are arguably the better play and that's where I'm positioned. My trading strategy may differ from yours. I focus primarily on deSPACs that have been beaten down below what I think is fair value. Then I screen for a canary in the coalmine and look for an adjacent play. Examples: ASTS goes on a parabolic run and then stabilizes. Find an adjacent play in Space Tech - here that was Rocket Labs at $3.50. I closed far too quickly though... IONQ goes on a parabolic run and then stabilizes. Find an adjacent play in Quantum- here that was QBTS and RGTI before they hit $1. PLTR goes on a parabolic run and then stabilizes. Find an adjacent play in Defense AI - here that was BBAI. Played this in JAN/FEB for quick trades, and now back in ~$3.70. Cheers!
Quantum was 5-10years away 10 years ago. Nonetheless, I am in IONQ & QBTS. QBTS just ended an ATM offering at an average price of 15.33, and IONQ just did a 1billion dollar private placement for $55.49 with Warrents at 99.39. so do with his info. What you want
IONQ is hot garbage, and so is this AI copy-paste post
I wonder what the fraudulent IONQ CEO will say next week to pump his bags again while his company doesn’t sell shit
Cash secured puts on IONQ was definitely not the move today. FML
Hey there! First off, great analysis on IONQ and the quantum computing landscape. You’ve really covered a lot of ground, and it’s clear you’ve put a lot of thought into this. When it comes to trend analysis in such a nascent industry like quantum computing, you’re right that it can be tricky to find solid quantitative signals. One thing I’ve found helpful is to look at broader tech trends and how they might intersect with quantum. For instance, the increasing demand for AI and machine learning capabilities could be a significant driver for quantum computing adoption. As you mentioned, the need for more efficient computing systems is only going to grow, and quantum could be the answer. Also, keeping an eye on venture capital trends can provide insights into where the market is heading. The fact that quantum startups are attracting significant funding is a positive sign, but it’s also essential to watch how that money is being allocated. Are investors focusing on hardware, software, or applications? This can give you clues about where the industry might pivot next. I actually work on a tool called Treendly that tracks emerging trends across various industries, including tech. It can help you spot shifts in interest and demand over time, which might be useful for your analysis. If you’re interested, I can share some insights from there that could complement your research. Lastly, don’t forget to consider the geopolitical factors you mentioned. The interplay between tech development and international relations can significantly impact the pace of innovation in quantum computing. Keeping tabs on policy changes and trade agreements will be crucial. Overall, it sounds like you’re on the right track, and I’d love to hear more about your thoughts as you continue to dig into this fascinating field!
Thanks everybody for the IONQ dip
I think it's hilarious how people are throwing around TGTI and IONQ (not you specifically) but think HIMS is risky. HIMS actually makes money.
“Omg Amazon must be going bankrupt!” - Probably those same people begging to short IONQ in those spam posts
There are people pumping IONQ thinking its going to 500 and will change the world. Expecting EOSE to go to 10 within a year isnt crazy. If they hit guidance, a year from now they will have done 150M or so in 2025 after doing 15M in 2024. And 2026 H1 will likely be around 160M as well. So you would be looking at a company with a 320M revenue run rate at 100% YoY growth. And a $10 SP is $5B market cap, which is admitadly high at 16 PS, but 100 Rev growth after 1000% rev growth is ABSURD For reference PLTR trades at like 90 forward PS with 40% revenue growth. But its also a nonsense bubble insane cult and bordering on the most overvalued company in the last decade
Anyone else get messages from AI chat bots trying to get them to buy IONQ? I thought it was a real person at first because their account is 10 years old but after a few messages it’s obviously AI.
Why am I putting so much effort into trading clearly I should just buy IONQ it’s a infinite money glitch.
I don't think it's that far out, IBM developed a quantum computer a while ago but and everyone said AI would be so far out too but it's hear and rapidly developing. Quantum computing compliments AI like a nice red wine with a steak. Companies like D-wave and IONQ and Rigetti are working to bring quantum computing in the consumer market instead of just in the "tech lab" it would definitely benefit someone who adds 50-100$ a month or 1000$ a year for the next 4-5 yrs, like someone who bought Nvidia 3-5 yrs ago.
I'd look into quantum computing stocks like D-wave, Rigetti, IONQ, or even a Quantum computing ETF like QTUM. Might be the next AI considering both AI and Quantum computing need computers and/or silicon parts.
IONQ consolidating like it’s a ft job
$QBTS D-Wave, Steve Grasso’s pick today on Fast Money. He said it was the best Quantum stock. $RGTI $IONQ or $QUBT.
I mean, have you not seen the circle jerk on: ACHR JOBY TMC CLBR QS IONQ CRCL That’s just off the top of my head from like the last week
Nah, $IONQ is a bull company 💀
Why does $BULL move similarly to a quantum stock like $IONQ. Is $BULL secretly a quantum company?
Hey investment pros I’ve been keeping an eye on IONQ lately Anyone else following or watching it
Quantum computing could drastically reduce the computing power needed for things with tons of factors (like protein folding) although I believe NVIDIA is also working on that. There’s some companies like IONQ that are dedicated to to as well
IONQ has done nothing but pump ever since that dude here told everyone to buy puts lol
My next buys are likely SYM IONQ GOOG
IONQ calls, TSLA calls, SMR calls, BROS calls, HOOD puts
Sheesh IONQ. Calls printing hard
IONQ pumps and dumps literally every day like fucking clockwork
Seems like someone purchased at a premium? Current price is at $45. IonQ, Inc. (NYSE: IONQ) (“IonQ” or the “Company”), a leading commercial quantum computing and networking company, today announced the pricing of a $1.0 billion equity offering consisting of 14,165,708 shares of IonQ’s common stock, each at $55.49 per share, and pre-funded warrants to purchase 3,855,557 shares of IonQ’s common stock, each at $55.49 per pre-funded warrant, each representing a premium of about 25% to IonQ’s closing stock price on July 3, 2025, as well as seven-year warrants to purchase 36,042,530 additional shares of IonQ’s common stock, for no additional consideration, at an exercise price of $99.88 per share
Bought IONQ at 15 in over 3 years ago, I'm back after neglecting stonks since then and seeing I'm not as regarded as I thought. Anyone got some good 20 and under recs to buy? Or should I wait for orange man tariffs to tank the market again for cheap buys
For long-term investors, the Quantum computing stocks are still a good value with huge upside potential: QBTS RGTI QUBT IONQ
So what did you decide to do? I think there's a lot of good advice here - that is, invest in the big names: IBM, Google, and Honeywell. That said, QTUM ETF gives you broad access to the industry which mitigates risk. There are 3 main "pure plays" - small companies that are only quantum stocks unlike the big boys who have their fingers in a lot of pies. IONQ, QBTS, and RGTI. I own all 3 but they are definitely riskier stocks that I'll keep close tabs on. Good luck!
lol IONQ? Quantum computing is so exciting from a engineering Jew point…for no longer bits, just qubits
Today I invested in $IONQ. I tried to wait for a dip but it didn't happen
Anyone here down a ton on IONQ today as well?
IONQ RGTI QBTS look ready to go. If IONQ stays above $43.5 support it can reach ATH by eom
I mean I've been in and out of RGTI for the year (150 shares now), played IONQ for a week. It's definitely more speculative than AI. I'd take positions in large caps if thats what you believe in. MSFT maybe. Good Winds.
you know what is a bigger red flag? superb and his friends spamming on reddit to help them get liquidity on their options scalping. you can go look up total short interest for IONQ on Finra. It is lower than it was this time last year, by %.
This is a classic red flag. When nearly 40% of short volume happens off-exchange especially for a mid-cap like IONQ it screams stealth bearish positioning by institutions. Retail might not feel it yet, but if you're long, tighten up. This isn’t normal volume it’s quiet preparation.
NVDA, PLTR, AVGO, RDDT to name a few. I’ve now moved to IONQ, QBTS and RGTI. Mostllly a Boglehead but I always have a chunk in the sector I think will outperform. AI or Quantum seems clear to me but no one knows.
Shorted IONQ!! I love it! I shorted the fuck out of NVDA, Circle, CoreWeave, coinbase, and Tesla too fucking early by 1 week closing till expiration