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IS IT A GOOD TIME TO INVEST? Is it ever a good timr to invest
Some Really BIG CANNABIS NEWS would send SPY STRAIGHT UP INTO (ALL-TIME HIGHS) BABY!! BRING IT. CANNABIS FIRE "2024"
What I have been saying this whole TIME! Cannabis Fire "2024"
The reason bunch of you fail is pretty simple: Your actually stupid
What if Satoshi is actually Blackrock?
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning December 18th, 2023
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning December 18th, 2023
After making a value proposition, and presenting you with the novel 'dick n balls' pattern, I'm back, once again, with free money.
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
POLL Quiz TIME How good are yo Each pick will Rise Which will rise most By EOD Friday (negg is just there for fun, dont think it has a rise left buuuut)
Fisker is worth more than 2 months of deliveries.
$SONG UPDATED BULLISH NEWS (follow up from initial post)
$CDIO UP 40% on ANOTHER RUN FOR 2nd TIME IN 2 WEEKS
Pretty wild stats on market positioning - crash coming in the new year?
I'm bully on $UBER and $LYFT but mostly UBER. Why? ....(Edited Repost with Positions-Per Moderator Request)
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
RAD's CBT Has Skyrocketed to Almost 200% in Recent Days & the Shorts Have Their Backs Against the Wall. They're Now Losing $ to Continue to Shuffle Borrowed Shares Between Their Accounts & Manipulate the PPS. The BK Rumors are False & the Apes Own the 54m Share Float. IT'S TIME TO BUY & FINISH THEM!
Does a Lion Ask for His Dinner? NO, HE TAKES IT! That's Exactly What We're Going to Do When it Comes to Rite Aid. We're Gonna Take the Lion's Share from the Scheming, Manipulative Shorts. There's Nothing Holding Us Back Now. They're Oversubscribed & Completely Vulnerable. IT'S TIME TO POUNCE!!!
SVV Has CRASHED Below Its IPO Price Of $18. With increasingly bad press, are they heading for delisting? I think it's time for a PUT!
Breaking News Update! SVV Stock Has CRASHED Below Its IPO Price Of $18. With increasingly bad press, is this stock heading for delisting?
I gave an LLM current news about companies and asked it to write a news digest like it was Jim Cramer
EXCLUSIVE — Banking Chair Sherrod Brown on SAFER Banking Act: "we’ll pass it decisively"
GAMESTOP WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX
Guess who got MJ rescheduling done? Me that's who. ME! CHECK THE TIME STAMP MOTHERFUCKERS
The BEST Way to Invest in Artificial Intelligence?
The BEST Way To Invest In Artifial Intelligence?
Sirius XM (NASDAQ:SIRI) Lifted to “Buy” at Seaport Res Ptn
Last month I YOLO'd the mortgage and lost 85% of my investment. Here's what's left. THIS TIME it's gonna be different. tl;dr: puts on Tesla
$TTOO to the moon? What happened
1D -> Nice👍🏻 1W -> Small bag gainz bro💰 1M -> Tf Congrats and Fu🚀 3M -> Your joking🙃 1Y-> classic recovery🙌🏻 ALL TIME -> What in the titties
$TTOO is officially out of our hands
A little DD on Fobi, a leading AI and data intelligence company that provides businesses with real-time applications to digitally transform and future-proof their organizations
A little DD on Fobi, a leading AI and data intelligence company that provides businesses with real-time applications to digitally transform and future-proof their organizations
Fobi AI Signs Data License Agreement with Phillips Brewing & Malting Co. to Deliver Enhanced Data Analytics & Insights
“What if I took X loans out to trade options” let’s unpack this
Mentally drained from holding and watching a stock price go up and down so often.
Surpassing the dollar for the FIRST TIME the yuan accounted for 49% of China's cross-border transactions last quarter, while the country stockpiles gold.
first substack post as a 15 year old wannabe trader(feedbac needed). This was written a few days ago
My first substack post as a 15 year old options wannabe trader(feedback pls if anyone is crazy enough to read the whole thing)
$PRFX is Going to SOAR back to ALL TIME HIGHS! Read them for yourself, The a filings say it ALL!
$PRFX is Going to SOAR back to ALL TIME HIGHS! The a filings say it ALL
Starting a new challenge... Turning $500 into $10,000 with only stocks, no options. NO TIME LIMIT. Day 1- $34.04 profit Gain
Why $SAVE has a MONSTER setup for a 50x potential return.
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning July 3rd, 2023
MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND MARKET OUTLOOKS FROM THE BIG HOUSES
MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND MARKET OUTLOOK FROM THE MAJOR HOUSES
Why do I have such a problem with those that teach: covered calls are both a synthetic dividend AND a reduction of cost basis?
Seres Therapeutics Named to TIME100 Most Influential Companies List
I built an AI Trading and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted to show you Guys!
I built an AI Trading and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted some feedback!
I built an AI Investing and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted some feedback!
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning June 12th, 2023
RAD Short Percentages Increased: its highly impossible to cover 14 to 16 million negative shares without increasing the Share Price…Keep grabbing the ALL TIME LOW Price Naked Shares!
RAD Short Percentages Increased: its highly impossible to cover 14 to 16 million negative shares without increasing the Share Price…Keep grabbing the ALL TIME LOW Price Naked Shares!
Wait… so $MULN reportedly agrees to a $10 BILLION dollar contract with the Saudi’s and is also the official van of the moon mission and it’s at an ALL TIME LOW? Yeah I don’t think so.. looks like it’s primed.
The Artificial Intelligence Stock with the BIGGEST potential
PXMD - We have liftoff! - No shares available to short - 450% CTB - 900k shares short - ITS ABOUT TIME!!!
I know when this market is gonna krash
SpaceX receives FAA approval for Starship launch – Monday, April 17 launch date
SpaceX receives FAA approval for Starship launch – Monday, April 17 Launch Date
$PXMD - 66% SHORT / 375% COST TO BORRW / #3 on Fintel - TIME TO RUN AGAIN
ECB's Vasle says underlying inflation is moving in the wrong direction; mulling 25 and 50bps rate hike options for May
Avoiding Major Losses in Futures Options Trading: 2 BIG Mistakes Everyone Keeps Making
I’m hunting for Easter NEGG’s and so should you.
PXMD - TICKING TIME BOMB - Float Locked - No Volume - Peak Short Interest - 525k Shares - 435% CTB - Solid Bottom Price - No shares left to short - Just a matter of time.
VERSES AI ($VRSSF) The ONLY pure horizontal AI play
$PXMD - 480% COST TO BORROW / OVER 50% SHORT / MASSIVE FTDs DUE THIS WEEK - ROCKET TIME LADS!
It's TIME for TRKA to ATTACK the massive shorts to push over $2 this week.
In Today’s short, the stocks I’m keeping an eye on for the rest of the week are $ACLS $GL $AQUA, check video for my analysis in 58 seconds.
LHDX received FDA approval after hours Friday!
The ONE TIME I decide not to go all in and just drop $2 into the stock for fun instead. fml.
Website that offers Real Funding and Clear easy rule, no time limits.
$AMV - 300% Cost to borrow, High Short Interest, Offering just closed! Catalysts on the horizon, SQUEEZE TIME.
I Believe British Tobacco, Altria, The Kochs, and US Cannabis Have Conspired to Privatize the Entire Industry. Deal is imminent. My report:
How British American Tobacco, Altria, and The Koch Brothers Have Conspired with Nearly Every US Cannabis Operator, through the Lobbying System, to Privatize and Monopolize the Cannabis Industry. And the Deal is Imminent.
$RKLB Hidden message in PR: Part 2. $AMZN & $RKLB Likely billion dollar deal to be annouced
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning February 6th, 2023
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning February 6th, 2023
ORANGE JUICE ALL TIME HIGH! Alico - largest orange citrus tree acreage in Florida. low float orange juice Squeeze! Tropicana supplier
ORANGE JUICE ALL TIME HIGH! Alico - largest orange citrus tree acreage in Florida. low float orange juice Squeeze! Tropicana supplier
Analyzing and Rating/Grading a Stock - What is Available Out There?
Mentions
And then all of the boomers will rush for the exits and screw all of us over ONE LAST TIME.
TIME To sell and stop your losses
Did you see [**IT'S THAT TIME: Mutual Fund divs/distns are going to make your account balance look funky**](https://old.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/1pefkce/its_that_time_mutual_fund_divsdistns_are_going_to/) PINNED to the top of this sub?
Did you see [**IT'S THAT TIME: Mutual Fund divs/distns are going to make your account balance look funky**](https://old.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/1pefkce/its_that_time_mutual_fund_divsdistns_are_going_to/) PINNED to the top of this sub?
Get more bullish people! We need more clowns in here yelling \~ATH ATH ATH for no fucking reason so the LLMs tracking sentiment on wsb go positive and institutions FOMO slam buy Buy BUUY! !ATH \~ATH | ALL TIME HIIIIGGGGHHHH!
I've been a full time investor / trader for over 8 years, so you just kinda get used to it. My investment style is basically just playing events / catalysts (or runups into them) with a bullish or bearish bias. I'll do a very high level pass of a company / sector (nothing in depth) and just get a general read of how people feel (up, down, unknown). I look at the options chain (IV, costs, etc) - and decide on what looks reasonably priced (if anything) to make my bet. If I find something I like, I'll often just buy into it with no additional due diligence. Then... I just take a lot of bets. The idea is that if you can read the room correctly - you will be correct guessing the direction more than not. Market does tend to follow what the average investor thinks. Once a direction is decided (basically just using a consensus from others) - I'll look at payoff matricies / risks involved. I'll size the bets using handwaved kelly functions. Then just buy and run thru the event. I'll cut losses (or take gains) more or less immediatley. My average hold time for these types of assets is anywhere from 24hr - \~a few weeks. It's VERY rare I hold things longer than \~2-4 weeks. \--- I frequently use options. You can visualize the payoff matrices using tools such as: [https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/](https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/) IE: This was the payoff matrix of the calls I bought for ER's today. My plan was to more or less sell them within \~2-4 weeks, so you only need to look at the first 3 columns: [https://imgur.com/S8YzHiA](https://imgur.com/S8YzHiA) \--- I cut losses ALL THE TIME. I take so many losses it's crazy. It's basically just gambling (Where I believe I have a slight edge). It seems to be working alright all things considered - I've ran the strategy thru \~3 bear markets before. I've been drastically outperforming a "buy and hold the index" type of strategy (on average).
#why would Antifa pump this market to ALL TIME HIGHS
I'll keep saying this untill you retards understand Buy google stocks, not options. It WILL go up, but GIVE IT TIME.
ALL TIME HIGHHHHHH (closing)
Imagine losing $THIRTY THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS fucking around with options when Google is AT AN ALL TIME HIGH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't forget that Marc Benioff, CEO of Salesforce, purchased TIME very recently. He is friends with Elon and many of these folks.
Gotta be up there with the lamest stuff TIME has ever done. Taking an iconic “building of America” picture and photoshopping the people now helping to destroy her… How dystopian and apocalyptic. Fuck the oligarchs.
TRUMP: 'STOCK MARKET JUST HIT AN ALL-TIME HIGH' Shit I must’ve missed it
Being TIME person of the year is not a defacto good thing. It just mean you are the most influential figure in the last 12 months, good or bad.
In July 2020, the [Federal Communications Commission](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Communications_Commission) authorized Amazon to deploy 3,236 satellites into [low Earth orbit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_Earth_orbit).[^(\[5\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Leo#cite_note-5) Deployment is planned in five phases, with service expected to begin after the first 578 satellites reach orbit. Under the terms of its license, Amazon must launch and operate half of the constellation by July 30, 2026, and the remainder by July 30, 2029.[^(\[)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Leo#cite_note-6) $AMZN TIME TO PUMP LIKE $GOOGL X SPACEX
LMAO JEROME LITERALLY SAID THIS TIME MIGHT BE DIFFERENT (speaking on AI's affect on employment)
who do you think will be the TIME 2025 person of the year?
Just once, JUST ONE FUCKING TIME, I want them to send out Fred Durst instead of JPow for one of these
U will be back at ALL TIME HIGHS 😆
Yeah. That ole IV expansion after every major event. ***HAPPENS EVERY TIME***
I swear to God, anyone who can play this cancerous price action and actually consistently win deserves to be on the cover of TIME themselves.
Broadcom $AVGO stock hit new ALL TIME HIGHS today Broadcom is ~$100B away from joining the $2 Trillion market cap club Avgo is everything $AMD wanted to be lol
Jpow can say whatever dumb shit he wants to without any numbers from the admin. BULL MARKET TIME
Without fail every time I need NDX to go up a little it goes down a lot. Gonna fucking kms. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME
Look at the data. What happens to the budget under Republican control? EVERY...SINGLE....TIME.... Turn off Fox. It'll do you some good.
Reddit investors, the people that didnt even buy its own RDDT stock while being here 24/7. End 2021 i asked why people didnt sell to avoid the obvious crash based on inflation data, tapering and war. TIME IN THE MARKET BEA..... lmao. When WB does it they preach. When others do its bad
Dude got cucked BIG TIME
It’s not that hard to make money when the market is going green most days. All it requires is having some cash probably 3-5k and then buying 3 month out call or calls on quality companies. You’ll double your money on a few good days of running. The problem is the down days bleed just as bad but when we’re up this much it has been profitable to buy, hold sell on a pop. Repeat. The main issue with these gambling tards, no offense to op, is they buy 1-3 week out calls. ONE MONTH IS STILL NOT ENOUGH TIME! You need a minimum of 50 days and then you’re still sort of pushing it. 100+ days is the trick. Can you resist buying short dated? Well one day, you’ll learn. I paid my tuition. You will pay yours but it’s best to listen to those who have been here before.
Lmao. Algos made me buy it! You are actually retarded. Like actually. Im not even kidding when I say the only thing wallstreet worked out was that you dumb fucks would never learn what you are trading. And they were right. Like if actually knew what you were talking about you'd realize you are screaming "can you believe the algos made TIME PASS on these TIME BOUND CONTRACTS"
TIME. been taking it for things like hanging with fam, staring out the window, chilling w the pets, traveling, gaming... best investment ever. I've literally lowered my anxiety over my limited life span because i've spent more time doing things i enjoy instead of worrying about money.
Iiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttsssssssss TIME!
SPY CAN NEVER DIE. WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? THE GOV’s ONLY TOOL IS TO PRINT MORE MONEY, ALL NON REGARDED ASSETS WILL TREND UP OVER TIME
Running it straight to ALL TIME HIGHS
SPY down .03%, TIME FOR BER DANCE
Godspeed. Might go for it ONE MORE TIME PIECE OF SHIT
OP all of what these people said is what you need to listen to. The majority of your portfolio should be stocks/ETFs you’ll hold onto a LONG TIME. Only sell when you see it plateau and you see another investing opportunity. Good advice here.
LMAO SO FUNNY THE CULT STOCK XAXAXA JAJAJAJ IAM SO DELUSIONAL FUCK THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT SO GREAT COMPANY 1 TRILLIION FOR CEO AND NOT FEELING ROBBED AT ALL https://preview.redd.it/hxybeara695g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ef7435fcf0e0087f3de2f94714905200f282ab
We can all see that you lost hope, YOLO hail Mary'd OTM long calls, and then did not cash out during the brief window when you could do so profitably. Don't worry, this happens ALL THE TIME.
Dear Jerome “Too Damn Holy to Touch the Printer” Powell, This the last damn message I’m ever sendin’ your ass. Six months—NOTHIN’. Not a whisper, not a leak, not a freakin’ hint. Don’t tell me you didn’t get my letters, man— I wrote the addresses clean enough to frame. So here’s this rant I’m dropping on your desk, I hope it blasts out your speakers when you press play. I’m in my car right now, pissed off, markets redder than hell, Screaming at my dashboard like it’s you sittin’ there. You could’ve bailed us out— hit that printer, drop a cut, throw a bone, anything. But nah, you left us gaspin’, watchin’ candles bleed out like a horror show. And all I wanted was a lousy call, man— some dovish crumbs, a wink, a nod, SOMETHIN’. I tore every picture of you at Jackson Hole off my wall. I was ridin’ with you, Jerome— I defended you in comment sections, I argued with boomers about your “vision,” and THIS is how you treat me? Now I hope every damn night you try to sleep, you hear the S&P hittin’ new lows like a drip in the middle of the night you can’t shut off. I hope the charts haunt you, wake you up sweatin’ in your fancy sheets, wonderin’ if you should’ve just pressed the button ONE. DAMN. TIME.
DFLI on the move! If it keeps going at this pace we will be to the moon before I know it! ALL TIME LOW SOON! Edit: I mean high, sorry!
Kirk: Mr. Powell, status report.... Powell: Fascinating, Captain. The number of TSLA bagholders is.... Increasing! Kirk: Analysis? Powell: I suggest we cut by 50 pts Scotty: Captain, she cannah take no more! Kirk: Overvalued stock, Scotty... We have to TRY! Powell: Captain, my suggestion had nothing to do with Tes- Kirk: Warp factor 6, Mr Chekov! Powell: But inflation... Kirk: WE'VE GOT NO TIME! Powell **raises eyebrow** McCoy: He's gone mad....
I haver finally found you Peener Snipper Guy. Our battle will be legendary. IT'S TIME TO DUAL! I lay myself face down in attack position.
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2056263/000121390025108479/ea0264919-01.htm >IN ORDER TO EXERCISE YOUR REDEMPTION RIGHTS, YOU MUST, NO LATER THAN 5:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME ON DECEMBER 1, 2025 (TWO (2) BUSINESS DAYS PRIOR TO THE MEETING), DEMAND THAT CCCM REDEEM YOUR PUBLIC SHARES FOR CASH BY...
Damn the really do this EVERY TIME and we are still surprised.
YOU TALK LIKE A NOVICE WHO JUST GOT LUCKY. ADDING TO A LOSING POSITION IS RETARDED. THE WHOLE GAME IS CUT YOUR LOSSES SHORT AND LET YOUR PROFITS RUN. YOUR BS STRATEGY WAS NOT BASED ON PRICE ACTION AND VOLUME. WHICH ARE BY FAR THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT COMPONENTS OF ANY SUCCESSFUL DAY TRADING, SWING OR POSITION TRADING SYSTEM. YOUR BOGUS STRATEGY WAS FOR POSITION TRADING. POSITION TRADING IS NOT REALLY RECOMMENDED WHEN THE S & P 500 IS TRADING AT FORWARD EARNINGS OF 23.58, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST IT HAS BEEN IN 25 YEARS, OR SINCE 2000 DOT COM BUBBLE! YOU GOT LUCKY, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I BUILT A CUSTOMIZED TRADING SYSTEM THAT CAN TRADE SIDEWAYS, UP, OR DOWN MARKETS ON ANY TIME FRAME AND IN ANY MARKET, INCLUDING FOREX. I DID THE HARD WORK MONITORING, TWEAKING, TESTING, & TRADIN https://preview.redd.it/kp7dfkl63j4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000e866cda82c52d427ef6e12be8cfde2cdfe124 G MY SYSTEM IN REAL TIME! AND KNOW I WONT SHARE IT. ONLY TRADERS NUILDING
*market pumps 0.5% in 30s on Friday close from shorts closing* "WE ARE SO BACK ALL TIME HIGH WOOH ITS OVER SPY 76000002482" *futures down 0.3%* "It's over we will never financially recover from this SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING"
It is that simple... A LOT of the voters didn't know what he was standing for, THE SECOND TIME. Did you guys forget his first term??? And almost no country in Europe would have voted for Trump 2. Fox news, the "manosphere", "Roganphere" and like 90% of political social media is (hard) right. Then the american education system is so incredibly bad... Which is by design. Worse education > vote republican. You can look this up. Sure it makes as sense the repulican party to then go and defund public schools so you get more voters you can brainwash. But that is so fucking bad long term. I don't think any of those old school republicans thought this through at all...
That is a relatively new thought. I would suggest you forget about going to the moon and just learn about TIME and MONEY. That will give you a lot more of the latter than going to the moon.
#Today is THE most CONSEQUENTIAL day for markets of ALL TIME
**TRUMP** **SAYS** **HE** **WILL** **KEEP** **STOCKS** AT ALL-TIME HIGHS, CALLING THE HOT MARKET A BIG BOOST FOR 401KS and people buying puts? KEKW
they outperform period...ive made 300% gains this year with very little risk....passive investing is for suckers...god ur such a tool...fuck right off, dont listen to this absolute idiot...FINDING VALUE FINANCE..BUY AND HODL GOOD SHIT HOMIES...ITS COMMODITY SUPERCYCLE TIME
Well boys, got another OLD date coming up this weekend. Time to go on a couple of dates, grow attached, then receive the “you’re very nice but I’d rather not date right now” text. TIME TO GET HYPE!
1mil. Imagine, you just put that into low risk dividends. 50-60k a year. FREEDOM for the rest of your Life You could’ve done anything you’ve wanted. Spent your time on Your hobbies, what You felt like doing in this Life. Felt that weight of the grind and the stress off of Your shoulders. But no. YOU CHUCKED IT ALL AWAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 9-5 WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR WORK WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR REMEMBER TO SET YOUR ALARM DID YOU SLEEP IN 🚨🚨🚨🚨 GET UP WAKE UP RUSH TO WORK NOOOOOOO AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
# I just wanted to take a minute and apologize to # #ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. THE GREATEST WSB SHITPOSTER OF ALL TIME DOESNT APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE
https://preview.redd.it/iq66xot2sg3g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c32e078b8dbe4382b108f9eed80ff41ed2ca929 CONGRATS BULLS SEE YOU AT 800 THIS TIME NEXT YEAR. THANK YOU
“Fox types have been into that ‘BUY THIS LIMITED-TIME PATRIOT COIN’ stuff for years now.”
!banbet MODS WTF YOU DID THIS SHIT LAST TIME. I WON AND U MADE ME LOSE YOU FAT BITCH FUCK U GAY ASS MODS
Hide the GDP data, and buy buy buy! Cover up any negative news with SPY ALL TIME HIGH!
First of all congratulations on having $4000 as a teenager, and the desire to invest in your future. That is a huge start, and most teenagers don’t have either of those. Second of all (you don’t mention a job so I’m just assuming you don’t have one, sorry if I am wrong) your NUMBER ONE priority now should be finding a career path that will make you plenty of money. Find a path to $100k per year in the next 10 years. It sounds like a lot, but $100k per year by 2035 will be something like $70k per year now (rough inflation math). To expand on the second point - your main way of keeping and generating wealth for the next 25 years is going to be your job. So get a great education in something that will make you money and give you opportunity to get a raise maybe every other year. I know that sounds counter intuitive because we’re in a “stock” subreddit, but your stocks can’t snowball and make lots of money if you don’t have good money coming in. Again, this is a slow ramp up, so set yourself up now by getting a low paying job and getting an education that will lead to a higher paying job. Third, ALWAYS pay yourself first from your paycheck. Meaning when you get your paycheck, the first thing you do is separate 8% and make sure that goes somewhere where you do not touch it for the next 40 years. When you get a real job, always ask if they have a 401k plan, which you can set to automatically invest that 8% (before it gets taxed!) in something safe. Here are your safe investment options! VT - this is a simple total world ETF. FXAIX - if you are using fidelity just use this Open a ROTH IRA as soon as you can and invest at least $1000 per year into it, better if you can do $3000. The funds I listed above can be in both your 401k or your Roth. What is more important than all of this is your commitment to SAVING for your future. People fret over their mix of funds, their bonds, their ability to generate another 0.01% in Money Market accounts, but that doesn’t matter. You have TIME on your side which is the most powerful force. You have to use that time to your advantage and commit to good SAVING habits. At least 8% of every paycheck, put it away and do not touch it. The reward is worth it. When you are near retirement age you’ll have at least a couple million. **For all of the assumptions above I am assuming you are 18 years old now. **I am also just throwing out hard numbers like 8% savings to make it easy for you and simple. You can get away with 5% savings or 10% savings but you need to pick something and stick with it. **If you don’t know how to set up bank accounts, 401k accounts, Roth accounts, there are plenty of YouTube videos for this. I like to do everything in Schwab. **Do not invest in Vanguard Mutual Funds if you aren’t on the vanguard website. There can be $75 charges per trade. Just google that for more info.
THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT realDonaldTrump · April 9, 2025, 9:37 AM NASDAQ rallied 36% after he called the bottom.
THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT REEEEEE https://preview.redd.it/7jmvimu6053g1.png?width=112&format=png&auto=webp&s=459cfaa8812a4c3ee1ccf5b7d174332ec72f8dd7
You wouldn't recognize treasure if you were standing in a vault of gold. People subscribe to this kind of shit BIG TIME
META bagholder here https://x.com/TIME/status/1992107635618058640?s=20
Look at the stocks that were green today and this week. Those are the ones that will rip when market recovers. Quantum shitco be sent back Down BIG TIME
absolutely love the Joey Chestnut bet. I think you should also start betting on how much rain san francisco will get. Yes, robinhood offers that. TIME TO MAKE IT ALL BACK BABY!!! BRING ON THE FUCKIN RAIN!!!!
Market is confused what to do HEY BUDDY TIME TO PUMP IT. FOLLOW GOOGLE EVERYONE ELSE
The market makers saw me sell out of Nebius in March, not get back in during April and said ight it’s TIME
Trump always chickens out - this is a name for an event when trump reverses/partially reverses some of his tariff policies/policy. its not as big as half a year ago when he posted that "IT IS GREAT TIME TO BUY" comment of course but seems to be the main driver behind btc just gaining back like 2-3k usd - still - gotta watch for 84k usd level, hopefully it manages to break through.
Hilarious how these messages pop up EVERY SINGLE TIME there is a dip
I mean let's be real. ITS PROBABLY TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING. HOLY MOLY WE ARE SO COOKED.
alright jokes over #V TIME MFERS
I think what he's saying is...you've got TIME, and plenty of it. Fuck if I was in your situation id double down.
This morning: “It’s a free money glitch” Now: “*TIME IN* the market beats *TIMING* the market
Bols have been committing SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR. IT'S TIME TO PAY!
No rate cuts = fintech gets hit and all debt financing deals become more $$$$ GAME TIME BEAR MARKET
VIVK is like that abusive ex that somehow convinces you that THIS TIME they're going to "turn things around".
**NVDA with one of the most earnings of all TIME**
Bought LAST MINUTE CALLS on NVDA. LAMBO TIME
TIME FOR BEARS TO WALK THE PLANK! https://preview.redd.it/7v4onqgd2a2g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ce006b230b39b6df53eaa72ceefd364718a65a
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME for one last pump
https://preview.redd.it/b6kt3d4gc82g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ddd4b522a19642195e5c6adf88c33bd570046a BERS R FUK. NOT EVEN A JOKE THIS TIME
Let the race to 200+ begin. Sellers had their fun last 2 weeks but all parties eventually end. SHORT SQUEEZE TIME $$$$$$$$$$
NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY ^^^^heavy ^^^^bags
Watch mango do the "NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!" tweet again but this time retail buys up and gets unloaded on by whales
Must have been in the group text "BLACKROCK, TIME TO BUY!"
Every single attempt to go up. Nope. Kicked baxk down. Un fucking real. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Before I sleep. SPY 700 BY THE TIME I WAKE UP. FUTES RIPPING BERS DEAD. TO VALHALLA WE GO🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Saw this pop-up on my feed: >23 STATES NOW IN RECESSION AND 11 MORE NEAR IT LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED WAS 2008 WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT HIT 10% AND FORECLOSURES DOUBLED and this cool map https://na.rdcpix.com/8a80b40f0174fc1d024f76df177fe1e8w-c4084831333srd-w928_q80.avif However Fed data shows: https://fredblog.stlouisfed.org/2025/10/real-gdp-growth-by-state-second-quarter-2025/ https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WANGSP WA in a recession? and Oregon at a risk of recession? https://www.oregon.gov/das/oea/Documents/OEA-Forecast-slides-0525.pdf
Japan printed doo doo GDP numbers... TIME FOR THE REVERSE YEN CARRY TRADE.. PAMP IT 🚀🚀🚀 nfa
Michael goes 13F, Warren calls it quits, bitcoin tanking. TIME TO BUY!!!!
Agree on some things, disagree on others. Just TSLA and PLTR over-valued - disagree: I might edit this post later to list stocks that gone up hundreds/thousands of percent trading in single or double-digit billions in market cap that burn money and have just a small number of employees. I haven't saved the tickers to my memory so I'll have to find them again. Crypto - Strongly disagree: Nobody in the real world is using Bitcoin or crypto. And it's just worthless nothingness that can be generated with a few lines of computer code that serves no purpose and doesn't do anything better than what already exists in "traditional finance". That shit ain't worth trillions of dollars of market cap. It's no better than paying trillions of dollars in market cap for handfuls of dirt in the ground. JPMorgan and Blackrock are only "embracing it" so they can collect fees from crypto-bros who want to gamble on crypto without having to buy coins directly from a shady exchange. Pretty much every single pro-crypto talking point [has been debunked](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoReality/wiki/talkingpoints/) for a while now. Gold - disagree My point was that the rise in price of Gold has far exceeded actual inflation... unless I missed something where we've had 100% inflation in just two years (we haven't). Here's the [inflation-adjusted gold price](https://www.macrotrends.net/1333/historical-gold-prices-100-year-chart), higher than it has ever been in history (including the 70s/80s inflation fears era). VIX and the Fear & Greed Index - Sure I'll kind of agree on that one. But a couple things: It spent all of May-September in Greed. Also, the C[NN Fear & Greed index](https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed) hasn't made much sense to me lately (maybe I'm just not reading it right). It says Put/Call ratio is 0.67, but says that it's "Extreme Fear". But usually 0.67 indicates "Greed", and CNN's explanation of the indicator only seems to reinforce that. Waiting for OpenAI to IPO before crash - Sure I'll give you that that is something that's "missing" in order to have the perfect A+++ setup for a market topping. But will that A+++ setup happen? OpenAI themselves have stated they don't expect to be profitable until like 2030 at the earliest. Also: I find it odd that the combo of CAPE Ratio, Buffett Indicator, and Mean Reversion being 2-standard deviations over-valued gets brushed off by almost everyone I bring it up to, and I see very few people talking about it. However, it has been an accurate signal in predicting a crash EVERY SINGLE TIME SO FAR thus far in history, with no false positive (like... it's literally measuring how absurdly stretched market prices are getting). And the fact that most people are unaware of it, ignore it, or continue to brush it off makes me think that the likelihood of it being an accurate signal again is pretty high.
S&P 500 stayed above 100-DMA every day from Jun to Oct. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. November delivered a positive return! Back half of November could prove a strong rally
Waymo has 2500 cars on the road. $GOOGL need to scale this BIG TIME. Kill tesla before they even get a chance
oh shit I forgot abt this acc, so basically I sold out. LMFAO, but I also was going to buy back in at sub $1 prices but DIDNT FUCKING WAKE UP IN TIME TODAY ARGH FUCKKK today was an insane day for the market overall, all the daily averages were shattered for the stocks I watched
we are so back baby.....BULLS WIN ALL THE TIME AT THE END
\>market's down 3% from all time high ... # BEAR MARKET TIME