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IS IT A GOOD TIME TO INVEST? Is it ever a good timr to invest
Some Really BIG CANNABIS NEWS would send SPY STRAIGHT UP INTO (ALL-TIME HIGHS) BABY!! BRING IT. CANNABIS FIRE "2024"
What I have been saying this whole TIME! Cannabis Fire "2024"
The reason bunch of you fail is pretty simple: Your actually stupid
What if Satoshi is actually Blackrock?
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning December 18th, 2023
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning December 18th, 2023
After making a value proposition, and presenting you with the novel 'dick n balls' pattern, I'm back, once again, with free money.
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
POLL Quiz TIME How good are yo Each pick will Rise Which will rise most By EOD Friday (negg is just there for fun, dont think it has a rise left buuuut)
Fisker is worth more than 2 months of deliveries.
$SONG UPDATED BULLISH NEWS (follow up from initial post)
$CDIO UP 40% on ANOTHER RUN FOR 2nd TIME IN 2 WEEKS
Pretty wild stats on market positioning - crash coming in the new year?
I'm bully on $UBER and $LYFT but mostly UBER. Why? ....(Edited Repost with Positions-Per Moderator Request)
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
RAD's CBT Has Skyrocketed to Almost 200% in Recent Days & the Shorts Have Their Backs Against the Wall. They're Now Losing $ to Continue to Shuffle Borrowed Shares Between Their Accounts & Manipulate the PPS. The BK Rumors are False & the Apes Own the 54m Share Float. IT'S TIME TO BUY & FINISH THEM!
Does a Lion Ask for His Dinner? NO, HE TAKES IT! That's Exactly What We're Going to Do When it Comes to Rite Aid. We're Gonna Take the Lion's Share from the Scheming, Manipulative Shorts. There's Nothing Holding Us Back Now. They're Oversubscribed & Completely Vulnerable. IT'S TIME TO POUNCE!!!
SVV Has CRASHED Below Its IPO Price Of $18. With increasingly bad press, are they heading for delisting? I think it's time for a PUT!
Breaking News Update! SVV Stock Has CRASHED Below Its IPO Price Of $18. With increasingly bad press, is this stock heading for delisting?
I gave an LLM current news about companies and asked it to write a news digest like it was Jim Cramer
EXCLUSIVE — Banking Chair Sherrod Brown on SAFER Banking Act: "we’ll pass it decisively"
GAMESTOP WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX
Guess who got MJ rescheduling done? Me that's who. ME! CHECK THE TIME STAMP MOTHERFUCKERS
The BEST Way to Invest in Artificial Intelligence?
The BEST Way To Invest In Artifial Intelligence?
Sirius XM (NASDAQ:SIRI) Lifted to “Buy” at Seaport Res Ptn
Last month I YOLO'd the mortgage and lost 85% of my investment. Here's what's left. THIS TIME it's gonna be different. tl;dr: puts on Tesla
$TTOO to the moon? What happened
1D -> Nice👍🏻 1W -> Small bag gainz bro💰 1M -> Tf Congrats and Fu🚀 3M -> Your joking🙃 1Y-> classic recovery🙌🏻 ALL TIME -> What in the titties
$TTOO is officially out of our hands
A little DD on Fobi, a leading AI and data intelligence company that provides businesses with real-time applications to digitally transform and future-proof their organizations
A little DD on Fobi, a leading AI and data intelligence company that provides businesses with real-time applications to digitally transform and future-proof their organizations
Fobi AI Signs Data License Agreement with Phillips Brewing & Malting Co. to Deliver Enhanced Data Analytics & Insights
“What if I took X loans out to trade options” let’s unpack this
Mentally drained from holding and watching a stock price go up and down so often.
Surpassing the dollar for the FIRST TIME the yuan accounted for 49% of China's cross-border transactions last quarter, while the country stockpiles gold.
first substack post as a 15 year old wannabe trader(feedbac needed). This was written a few days ago
My first substack post as a 15 year old options wannabe trader(feedback pls if anyone is crazy enough to read the whole thing)
$PRFX is Going to SOAR back to ALL TIME HIGHS! Read them for yourself, The a filings say it ALL!
$PRFX is Going to SOAR back to ALL TIME HIGHS! The a filings say it ALL
Starting a new challenge... Turning $500 into $10,000 with only stocks, no options. NO TIME LIMIT. Day 1- $34.04 profit Gain
Why $SAVE has a MONSTER setup for a 50x potential return.
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning July 3rd, 2023
MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND MARKET OUTLOOKS FROM THE BIG HOUSES
MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND MARKET OUTLOOK FROM THE MAJOR HOUSES
Why do I have such a problem with those that teach: covered calls are both a synthetic dividend AND a reduction of cost basis?
Seres Therapeutics Named to TIME100 Most Influential Companies List
I built an AI Trading and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted to show you Guys!
I built an AI Trading and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted some feedback!
I built an AI Investing and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted some feedback!
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning June 12th, 2023
RAD Short Percentages Increased: its highly impossible to cover 14 to 16 million negative shares without increasing the Share Price…Keep grabbing the ALL TIME LOW Price Naked Shares!
RAD Short Percentages Increased: its highly impossible to cover 14 to 16 million negative shares without increasing the Share Price…Keep grabbing the ALL TIME LOW Price Naked Shares!
Wait… so $MULN reportedly agrees to a $10 BILLION dollar contract with the Saudi’s and is also the official van of the moon mission and it’s at an ALL TIME LOW? Yeah I don’t think so.. looks like it’s primed.
The Artificial Intelligence Stock with the BIGGEST potential
PXMD - We have liftoff! - No shares available to short - 450% CTB - 900k shares short - ITS ABOUT TIME!!!
I know when this market is gonna krash
SpaceX receives FAA approval for Starship launch – Monday, April 17 launch date
SpaceX receives FAA approval for Starship launch – Monday, April 17 Launch Date
$PXMD - 66% SHORT / 375% COST TO BORRW / #3 on Fintel - TIME TO RUN AGAIN
ECB's Vasle says underlying inflation is moving in the wrong direction; mulling 25 and 50bps rate hike options for May
Avoiding Major Losses in Futures Options Trading: 2 BIG Mistakes Everyone Keeps Making
I’m hunting for Easter NEGG’s and so should you.
PXMD - TICKING TIME BOMB - Float Locked - No Volume - Peak Short Interest - 525k Shares - 435% CTB - Solid Bottom Price - No shares left to short - Just a matter of time.
VERSES AI ($VRSSF) The ONLY pure horizontal AI play
$PXMD - 480% COST TO BORROW / OVER 50% SHORT / MASSIVE FTDs DUE THIS WEEK - ROCKET TIME LADS!
It's TIME for TRKA to ATTACK the massive shorts to push over $2 this week.
In Today’s short, the stocks I’m keeping an eye on for the rest of the week are $ACLS $GL $AQUA, check video for my analysis in 58 seconds.
LHDX received FDA approval after hours Friday!
The ONE TIME I decide not to go all in and just drop $2 into the stock for fun instead. fml.
Website that offers Real Funding and Clear easy rule, no time limits.
$AMV - 300% Cost to borrow, High Short Interest, Offering just closed! Catalysts on the horizon, SQUEEZE TIME.
I Believe British Tobacco, Altria, The Kochs, and US Cannabis Have Conspired to Privatize the Entire Industry. Deal is imminent. My report:
How British American Tobacco, Altria, and The Koch Brothers Have Conspired with Nearly Every US Cannabis Operator, through the Lobbying System, to Privatize and Monopolize the Cannabis Industry. And the Deal is Imminent.
$RKLB Hidden message in PR: Part 2. $AMZN & $RKLB Likely billion dollar deal to be annouced
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning February 6th, 2023
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning February 6th, 2023
ORANGE JUICE ALL TIME HIGH! Alico - largest orange citrus tree acreage in Florida. low float orange juice Squeeze! Tropicana supplier
ORANGE JUICE ALL TIME HIGH! Alico - largest orange citrus tree acreage in Florida. low float orange juice Squeeze! Tropicana supplier
Analyzing and Rating/Grading a Stock - What is Available Out There?
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It’s TIME for you to join the AI bot trader agencies to do this on your behalf, knowing you love to gamble your lifeline away. Seriously consider it to avoid calling your mind negative names!!
Elon tweeted out before these 2 days pumps "you'll thank me later." NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY STOCKS, YOULL THANK ME LATER - ELON MUSKJT
# TIME TO GRNY AND CHILL https://preview.redd.it/9rplsyvon8pf1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03bd709b5e60d5fe2ab151e367d0568ca4b560d
(in the style of The Game by Motorhead) Time to buy the top... **TIME TO BUY THE TOPPPPPPPP!!!**
That's the whole downside to this strategy is the cash is VERY tied up, usually for a LONG FUCKING TIME
All that gum flapping and STILL you dont get it. I ask for evidence of the good he has done for the world and some of those accomplishments and with out fail EVERY SINGLE TIME, you lot bring no clips, no list, nothing of actual value he brought to the world. Just utter blind defending when the dudes done nothing but hate on people like you. I pity you if you really are a black man, you sound like a real uncle tom
holy shit. I said MSFT deal was larger than NBIS market cap AT THE TIME. Dude if you really can’t understand that idk how else to explain it to you. Now it’s not even funny it’s like talking to a sock puppet
100% SHORT will pay off ONLY SHORT-TIME!!! I’ve been doing it frequently both directions! Overall it’s been bullish since I Picked it 2 weeks ago, it has gone up over 100% but unfortunately I cashed in so little!!
Alright OPENfam and OPENchads. Two minutes until kickoff. Today was promised to us, this is our time. *makes sign of the cross, throws powder into the air* WHAT TIME IS IT??? GAME TIME WOO
I think Trump goes into a Fit of Rage and decleares marshall law and cracks down on these acts HARD. Much needed. Deploy the FUCKIN MILATRY AND AIRFORCE. FUCK PALESTINE AND ISREAL TIME TO CLEAN THE RATS OF THE STREET FIRST THAT POOR UKRAINE INNOCENT GIRL NOW THIS TIME TO CRACK DOWN
yes and no, will need the see their ALL TIME and see where they started. Al you can tell is that within the month, they started trading heavy and got 140k. Could have started with 80k or a good amount already, still- takes balls to trade and swing that high
Core inflation is over 3%, inflation that is 50% over target is really fucking high. If unemployment was 50% over target it would be like 7.5%, we are no where close to that now. Job numbers had to come down to fight inflation. Anyone who takes econ 101 knows that's monetary policy fighting inflation leads to more unemployment. However, that's not an issue when unemployment was at ALL TIME LOWS. Its so dumb to be worried about super low unemployment when inflation is still very high. If you target unemployment now, inflation will rise, meaning new ppl will get jobs that wages aren't even keeping up with cost. This is just stagflation 101, we won't get rid of inflation and we will have ppl working who can't afford shit. The labor market is fine in comparison to inflation. Inflation is bad now and tarrifs aren't even in full swing. You cut rates inflation ticks up more, ppl get hired for jobs that won't pay enough. You accomplish nothing with rate cuts right now. If rate cuts plus tarrifs getting wiped out happened maybe it makes sense, but there's way too much pressure on prices to think 4.3% unemployment needs to be addressed lol
ORACLE CHAIRMAN LARRY ELLISON GAINED $106.8 BLN IN NET WORTH TO $399.8 BLN - FORBES REAL-TIME BILLIONAIRES LIST fucking hell this is just real time bullshit
“TIME TO DIEEEEEEEEEE 🎸⚡️” - God
2 weeks? You must be new. TIME IN THE MARKET might take 3 mths, 6, even 2 years. NVDA was going sideways for a year before breaking out of 153 in May
Apparently you haven’t been employed in the upper levels of any enterprise or corporation. If you had been, you would know that CEOs hire and fire CFOs, CTOs etc etc ALL THE TIME. Someone who may have been hired in the expectation that he will perform a specific task or meet a goal doesn’t measure up, so he’s fired. So spare me your ignorant political nonsense.
https://x.com/katiemillerpod/status/1965173300067185087?t=tvTmKUyDH8rdvs923Eivkw&s=19 WAKE THE FUCK UP EVERYONE, ELON JUST RETWEETED THIS! IS OUR TIME NEAR!!??
> @FirstSquawk $7.4 TRILLION NOW PARKED IN MONEY MARKET FUNDS — ALL-TIME HIGH AS INVESTORS CHASE SAFETY, SIGNALING MASSIVE “DRY POWDER” READY TO FLOW BACK INTO MARKETS Everyone's sitting on the sidelines waiting for a crash LMAO
Don't tell the buttcoiners what day it is or worse, what TIME it is. Hey Alexa, play it's going down by yung joc
Why didnt Biden release the files when he was president? Why are liberals only concerned about it now that Trump is in office? Answer: because you believe this THIS TIME you'll get him, but won't. Trump is squeaky clean. You think that with all the charges and lawfare brought against this man over the years, that if the powers that be actually had dirt on him, that they wouldnt have pursued it? You libs are in for yet another rude awakening. As for red states with crime and murders, im all for bringing in the troops to clean up that crap too. I dont care the color of the state or city - clean up the crime and stop the murders!
im not wrong you are. its not some binary thing. time decay is dependent on TIME, how long are you holding the option and how much was it. 2 dollar OTM strike on SPY is MORE expensive 2 months out as opposed to 2 weeks out. if the option STAYS OTM yes it will decay faster closer to expiry but you LOOSE MORE MONEY the further out you go. so once again IT DEPENDS.
a 2 dollar OTM strike on SPY is MORE Expensive Further out, if it stays OTM you loose more money than a strike 1-2 weeks out. so is theta stronger closer to expiry, kinda but not necessarily, once again it DEPENDS. MORE TIME MORE DECAY cause you PAID MORE for the same strike 3 months out as opposed to 2 weeks out.
People are too hung up on this in this sub. Trump uses this phrase or 'in two weeks' ALL THE TIME and rarely follows through. It's just something he said and there is most likely ZERO substance behind it.
LMAO are you seriously using a source from Gordon Johnson? this biggest Tesla clown of all TIME!
#POWER HOUR BOYS TIME TO RIP Fuk u/berhunter429 LMAO 🤌
MONDAY we push back to ALL TIME HIGHS
22k jobs added in August.. wow that's awful. JOB MARKET IS COMPLETELY ASS. ECONOMY IS LOW KEY ASS EXCEPT FOR THE STOCK MARKET CASINO. AND EVERYONE HERE IS LIKE WHY WE GOING DOWN AT ALL TIME HIGHS? BRUH
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. I FINALLY MADE IT TO BEING GREEN ALL TIME. don’t fucking say “bUt InFlAtIoN”. Lemme have my win
I have invested since 2008 and EVERY TIME I give the same advice when I see these type of posts of what I have learned are the ONLY 2 TRUTHS I have learned over that time... 1. The market goes up, down, and sideways ALL THE TIME. 2. NO ONE knows when any of the above will happen. If folks TRULY understood and believed it they would be much better investors. Most don't which is why most don't make money with investing.
YOU COULDVE BOUGHT CALLS AT LITERALLY ANY FUCKING POINT IN TIME AND MADE MONEY. But of course, I sat there all day waiting for a put entry on SPX and lost $500. See y'all tomorrow.
All the doomer permabears from earlier back earlier this year all have to be dead by now. Since April's low, it's just been relentless perpetually upwards for 5 straight months with what, maybe 4-5 noteworthy red days in that entire time? And every drop just instantly gets bought, without fail, EVERY SINGLE TIME. There's no way we don't reach 700 by EoY
The GREATEST RETAIL PLAY OF ALL TIME OPEN Missed out by most of retail SAD! Truth is can still join as this rocket is just getting ready to take off
im sorry I couldnt hear you over the ALL TIME HIGHS
$AAPL - APPLE TO RAISE IPHONE PRICES FOR FIRST TIME IN 7 YEARS: MS Morgan Stanley expects Apple to modestly increase iPhone 17 prices at its Sept. 9 event, the first hike since 2017. The iPhone 17 Air will debut with a thinner design, C1 modem, and $100 premium over the iPhone 16 Plus, while the Pro will start at $1,099 for 256GB as lower-storage options are dropped. A new 1TB Air will launch at $1,399. MS sees the changes boosting average selling prices 5% in FY26, well above consensus, and does not expect demand to be impacted. The event will also unveil new Apple Watches and AirPods, though no major Apple Intelligence updates are anticipated
You’re betting against GOLD as it hits NEW ALL TIME HIGHS ALMOST EVERYDAY?
Well that’s another skill too, picking the right stocks. I buy large market cap comps ONLY, run by competent teams, growing **AT LEAST** 20% yoy top-line (heck why not 50%+), or at least bellwethers in their industry growing top single digits every year (Costco). And if these awesome stocks drop or are held down for 6-12 mths, the saying **“TIME IN THE MARKETS BEATS timing the market”** comes in handy
I think it is time to legalize weed at the federal level. IT IS TIME.
Its GOOGIN' TIME: Oppenheimer 270 from 235 Citizens 250 from 225 RBC 260 from 220 Wedbush 245 from 225
aint gonna stop the thousands of 'TIME FOR THE V' comments along with the 'I TIMED THE BOTTOM CORRECTLY' maybe in a week or 2 of real red they gonna learn
I call him “too late” 🥭 because he is always TOO LATE. He simply does not understand that he needs to arrive ON TIME! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Tip for newcomers... If VIX is spiking, play the SQQQ, not options, the theta rug pull EVERY TIME.
2PM ANNOUNCEMENT: [Turnip hobbles out on crutches, his face now a purple blob] I PROMISED TO SEND ROSIE O'DONNELL BACK TO IRELAND AND THANKS TO THE TERRIFIC DOCTOR WHO I HAVE ALSO SENT HER BACK IN TIME TO ANCIENT IRELAND ALSO KNOWN AS HIBERNIA THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Aren’t those black swan events? That being said, have to pick large cap stocks that **rarely** drop like UNH. But, smart investors are all about **TIME IN MARKET**. So will UNH go back to $400 in a few years? Very Possible Didn’t **Buffett also state the market is about the impatient transferring their money to the patient**
The fear is seeping in 😂 BEARS IT’S TIME 🐻
Anyone thinking about all-porting into puts is falling into a trap. Will there be a 5+% correction soon this year? Yes. But it's not now and you're getting set up BIG TIME> Friday job numbers you see!
Release the files for the EPTEENTH TIME already...
so you’re asking about future outcomes, but not interested theories or projections…got it. BRING IN THE TIME MACHINE!
Yeah, both of mine do great. My son liked it from age 3. Think he enjoyed drawing the colorful trend lines. He will graduate from Highs hook very well set. My step- daughter I inherited later in her life. But she is going to be great at it. Glad to see some kids learning about TIME & MONEY. We do not teach it in school. I created an after school club when I was much younger and taught high schoolers. Always the class filled up with their parents that new squat about TIME or MONEY. The money thing I kind of get. But not understanding TIME was odd to me.
Target funds are usually just made of INDEX funds. Any index fund should track the "index" in a passive manner. So the question is WHAT is your target fund holdings and the % of each component. Large cap stocks has done exceptionally well for a LONG TIME. If you asked the same thing in 2000-2009 you would have been disappointed being all in Sp500. That would have given you a flat zero return for the decade. UNLIKELY, as you would have bailed at some point so worse then that. As Roger Gibson wrote in his book, "Asset Allocation" (paraphrased)... "The diversified investor will always be unhappy. He will always wish he owned more of the winners and less of the losers". That is the price you pay for diversification, i.e. not holding all your eggs in one basket.
Bro bought 10 DTE calls on the biggest stock in the world at it’s ALL TIME HIGH expecting a big move even though it takes Billions of dollars for major price movements. Gotta love it
Whos that dumb to buy calls at ALL TIME HIGH, jusr give it to charity intead
I swear honestly CNBC just spams "ALL TIME HIGH" over and over like that matters at all, do they do it just to try to get people on the sidelines to be so tilted that they pump more money in?
After today's "Live" with the CEO, I'm even more convinced QIMCF is going to be a powerhouse for years to come. They are literally batting .1000. No one else in the world can find massive reservoirs of natural hydrogen by design, and Professor LaFleche and his team have found them EVERY SINGLE TIME. This is going to be an absolute giant.
Losing $12k : guess it's ramen time Making $200 back: TIME FOR STEAK
Fake news, womp womp. TIME TO PUMP!!!
I'm not kidding when I say this. People freak out with subtle changes like not seeing the mailman. It's in the back of their mind. If I take over someones route for a couple days because they're on vacay, EVERY SINGLE TIME someone will be like "where's so and so??? are they coming back?" It's like yeah...calm down...they'll be back in a couple days. Point being, if you messed with the TIME they get mail, all hell would break loose.
No one could possibly have predicted Nvidia would tank after an earnings report. It does that EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. But no one could have predicted it.
FIRST TIME holding short spreads overnight in a while, and TODAY is the day it drops overnight lmao. I SWEAR THESE FUCKS KNOWW
MY FIRST TIME BEING CALLED REGARD.... IT PUTS THE FRIES IN THE BAG Im so happy RN. Now PUMP at open please, i'm bleeding here
regularly scheduled "THIS TIME IT'S REAL!!" rapid dip and elevator back up to the midpoint (aka thetacuckistan) move has commenced the daily script is back on. bers have just doubled down after puts tripled in seconds and now they're already down 35% off their recent high and working their way to a new low for the 0dte
Posts bearish on TLRY: “IDIOT THEYRE GONNA LEGALIZE MARY JAME AND WE ARE GONNA HIT $30 NEXT WEEK Posts bullish on TLRY: “IDIOT ITS JUST A PUMP AND DUMP THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME BEFORE THE RUG PULL HERES ANOTHER TLRY BAGGIE”
No. I started with a nice lump sum initial investment and have rolled calls most the year. I trade shares as well. But I have had multiple wins between +800 and +1000%. My most success has been swinging calls, usually 3-4% OTM, on tech names, with exp date usually 2-3 weeks out. I also scalped $HIMS multiple times a day sometimes. Lastly, I bought the dip on liberation tariff day .. BIG TIME. That has been my biggest winning trade to date so far.
Well on the BRIGHT SIDE, YOU STILL GOT TIME..... , AT least its not a 0DTE , Or like a 1DTE Or something lol.....
Yall didnt believe me when i said $GOOGL $GOOG will be $260 EOY. just like how i said it would be $200+ when it was in the $150s. You missed once chance - dont miss again. Institutions are Loading up BIG TIME. Bill ackamn doubled down and so much more. the literal GOVERNMENT is tarrifing countries that tax tech companies like $GOOGL $META - and you are chasing shitcos like $OPEN. COME ON MAN - BUILD THAT WEALTH NOW. SAVE YOUR FAMILY, YOUR KIDS, WIFE, WIFES BF, AND DOGS/CAT RESEARCH INTO GOOGLE AND COME AT ME BRUH JUST FOOOKING COME AT ME
nah fam. LONG TIME AWAY. They going to keep PUMPING 20-30% A year imo $4T still on the tracks
Bro I buy 0DTE ALL THE TIME, esp on Fridays. Hell, I'll do it during the last 30min of trading; made 3 bagger on $COST just this last Friday; immense pleasure of paying next to nothing to leverage $. Should be a lotto ticket tho, not the kitchen sink.
who the fuck invented the car alarm. worst invention of all time. OF ALL TIME
NVDA will follow the same script as usual: -they crush earnings -narrative will be that it wasn’t enough to make the street happy -mm’s tank the stock after for a few days so they can load more -retail paper handers will sell while chanting “sold at the top” and “Nvidia has peaked” and “cashing out and looking for the next opportunity” -the week after earnings Nvidia continues to make all time highs -idiots who sold re-enter for a higher price SAME SHIT EVERY TIME.
last 6 post Jackson Hole market reactions 🤔 THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT https://preview.redd.it/4n4ohr9lerkf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff29b649417078614f386239d8efacd11d376660
"MORE IMMIGRANTS LEAVING U.S. THAN ARRIVING — FIRST TIME SINCE 1930s" Can AI do farm work yet? It's either that or we actually have to start paying minimum wage for gen alpha to work the fields.
OPEN your buttholes, it's RUGGIN' TIME!
The economy is going to shit... ALL TIME HIGh!!!!!!!
I would put Reynor above MaxPax. Winning online tourneys don't count as much as offline events :P. But yeah, aside from TIME china doesn't have anyone competitive above a top 32 level.
JPOW: Economy is fucked Market: OMG NEW ALL TIME HIGHS
Waiting for a tweet to say, "NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY!"
#BASED god Chad list stocks of ALL-TIME #1. Peter Thiel #2. Tom Lee #3. Elong musk
I said ATH by friday, ONE TIME
Although the 10b5 would be a step in the right direction, I still think instantaneously making trades public solves the underlying issue better - the issue being transparency. For example, when something unprecedented happens (e.g. COVID), very little congress persons would have a 10b5 plan in place to buy vax companies or to sell off all of their positions in a diversified portfolio. Congress would still find a way to do it (avoiding the 10b5), and good luck getting the SEC or DOJ to pursue them. If their was a simple rule in place : ALL TRADES MUST BE MADE PUBLIC AT THE TIME OF THE TRADE, then congress could buy, sell, whatever and whenever they wanted. Just post it on their social media. Hell, congress persons could gain followers (publicity), and the public (at least the people interested in the market) could follow their trades or dismiss it. It's a win-win.
these posts are the reason why i come to this godforsaken sub brilliant and so regarded AT THE SAME TIME.
Bols praying for “NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.” from Donnie tomorrow. LOL
Dealer, let $OPEN open at $4.00 ONE TIME
"despite the data suggesting 100% otherwise, THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT" \- every single bear argument ever.
I feel like the documentary that shows her corruption will come out one day and people will be like "WHO COULD HAVE EVER CAUGHT THIS INFORMATION AT THE TIME???!!?!?!?"
orrrr it goes to 634.70ish, the VIX is inexplicably higher than it was which convinces bers "it's SOOOO ON THIS TIME" and they overpay for puts or overpay to double down on their already cooked puts, and then it takes the elevator back up to 638 while the VIX collapses the above happens pretty much 95% or more of the time which is why ber r a joke around here. the dream scenario you described is the hope scam that gets the idiot ber to double down at the bottom before getting cucked....again
*Processing img 7recdr304dkf1...* 🐻🐻🐻TIME TO RISE BERS 🐻🐻🐻
Mfw I submitted something without double checking WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE CONFIRM BUTTON WHAT SYSTEM LETS ME SUMBIT SOMETHING WITHOUT ASKING ME AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME 🤬
I hope that before 🥭 decides to kick the bucket he fires off one last tweet for us, "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO DIE!!! DJT"
SPY goes from 639 to 634 and buls be like "is there news whats happening?" SPY goes from 634 to 635 and buls be like "HAHA BERS ITS TIME FOR THE V" this going lower boys
Buzz - "this is no time to panic" Woody - "THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!!!"
You guys got me interested in this! Even Asmongold mentioned some popular Youtuber named Kreekcraft is working with BIG TIME lawyers to take down the company and work with journalists to shine light in the dark rabbit hole and its fucking crazy! [Roblox is so f\*cked..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIch5_akobI) PUTS ALL THE WAY!
Me watching myself buy UNH at LITERALLY THE WRONG FN TIME!
If you saw the price action google today - that shit wanted to breakout BIG TIME. Held well considering how much market fell. DOJ ruling can send this +10%
People talking like it is the end of time...this is a simple market correction, nothing more...happens ALL THE TIME! That big beautiful bill that was passed...yeah, money printer in overdrive means stonks go up. Just DCA if you are holding shares, and don't freak the fuck out...The next 2 years should be fairly lucrative, imo.
Don't be a UNH, PLTR, OR QQQ BAG HOLDER you've been warned It's BEAR 🐻🐻🐻 TIME if these puts keep printing I can finally buy a razor to shave my pus bush
Wow spy is down 0.26% and 0.55% on the week 😱 TIME TO PANIC
You can do better. THE RECEPTIONIST AT INTEL IS TOTALLY DISTRACTED!!! NEVER ANSWERS THE PHONE, EVER!!! IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! HOW CAN YOU RUN A MULTI-BILLION-DOLLAR CHIP COMPANY WHEN NO ONE PICKS UP!!! HER TIME ON HOLD IS LONGER THAN INTEL’S STOCK SLUMP. TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!! AND OF COURSE THE CEO IS A RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRAT, THAT’S WHY EVERYTHING IS A MESS!!! WEAK LEADERSHIP, PATHETIC MANAGEMENT, WOKE POLITICS EVERYWHERE, LOSERS RUNNING THE COMPANY, TOTAL CHAOS!!! THE MEDIA WON’T REPORT IT, INVESTORS ARE FURIOUS, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AT STAKE, AND THESE “COMPANY LEADERS” HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!! INTEL NEEDS STRONG PEOPLE, SMART PEOPLE, EMPLOYEES WHO ACTUALLY ANSWER THE PHONE, NOT THIS LEFTIST DISASTER!!! MAKE INTEL GREAT AGAIN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -DJT
The receptionist at INTEL is TOTALLY DISTRACTED—never answers the phone, ever! It’s a NATIONAL EMERGENCY. How can you run a multi-billion-dollar chip company when no one picks up? HER TIME ON HOLD is longer than Intel’s stock slump—unacceptable. She MUST BE FIRED, immediately. There is NO OTHER SOLUTION. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
You invest in wework ONE TIME smh
Don't day trade - the market outperforms in the long run every time After paying off any high interest debts, Max out 401k and Roth with your regular income (PRE TAX), use the inheritance to cover differences in your expenses, open a ROTH, contribute $8k this year (the yearly limit). Put another $8k in a high yield savings and jan 1, 2026 put it in the Roth. The rest - invest in a few mutual funds and do nothing. Wait at least 3 years to avoid high cap gains tax. It may become a down payment or funds to start a business later when you're wiser and more experienced. Throw away some money on a trip or experience instead. Do something the retired you won't be able to. Squandering the gift of TIME and MONEY is stupid, don't waste it.