TIME

xghtai737

> Who is “they”? Discovering who "they" is would require an investigation by the DOJ. That won't be happening while Trump is president. > What “manipulation”? For example, this manipulation: https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/traders-bet-500-million-oil-price-just-before-trumps-post-delay-iran-attack-2026-03-24/ A massive bet on oil 15 minutes before Trump makes an announcement. And that is far from the only example. There was a PolyMarket bet on whether a speech from White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt would be over or under 65 minutes, with 98% odds that it would be longer. She stopped speaking at 64 minutes, 30 seconds. It's very likely someone in her office knew. https://www.rawstory.com/leavitt/ There have been plenty of other suspicious bets on other events, including the Venezuela raid timeline and crypto stuff. > Do you have any idea how difficult it is to manipulate THE ENTIRE MARKET AT THE SAME TIME?? Difficult for you. Not difficult for Trump. > And for such little gain like a half percent? Oil moved 15% in minutes after Trump's announcement. The Leavitt bet had 50 to 1 odds. We won't get in to the rumors that Howard Lutnick's family was buying up the rights to tariff refunds from company's desperate for cash after Lutnick pushed hard for Trump to implement the tariffs knowing full well that they were illegal and would be overturned by the Supreme Court. This is the most corrupt administration in American history, bar none.

UsernameIWontRegret

Who is “they”? What “manipulation”? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to manipulate THE ENTIRE MARKET AT THE SAME TIME?? And for such little gain like a half percent? People are just mad they’re not predicting the market and instead of taking a step back and realizing they were wrong they’d rather invent some boogeyman in their head.

No-Relationship8261

bols I have bad news "The biggest bridge in Iran comes tumbling down, never to be used again — Much more to follow! IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF WHAT STILL COULD BECOME A GREAT COUNTRY!" -Trump Bers might not be fuk after all.

AegonTheMeh

Not that past presidents have been innocent but seeing one openly threaten terrorist strikes is kind of crazy > The biggest bridge in Iran comes tumbling down, never to be used again — Much more to follow! IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF WHAT STILL COULD BECOME A GREAT COUNTRY! President DONALD J. TRUMP

According-Page8618

The biggest bridge in Iran comes tumbling down, never to be used again — Much more to follow! IT IS TIME FOR IRAN TO MAKE A DEAL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF WHAT STILL COULD BECOME A GREAT COUNTRY! President DONALD J. TRUMP trump wants a deal again

Intelligent_Pay_651

Nobody is siding with Iran. It's just that it's so plainly obvious to anybody with two functioning brain cells that POTUS blundered into this war lacking any sort of objective or timeline, and is spending billions of dollars each day to do it, while AT THE SAME TIME telling us we can't afford Medicaid, Medicare, or daycare because we're "at war." Nobody is siding with Iran. It's that some of us are wary about siding with megalomaniacal, senile, child-raping reality TV show host with nothing between his ears but bad intentions. If you think this war is about avenging protestors, you really just have no idea what's going on at all....

elvee61

30 minutes until the fun begins. You know the drill. Shit, smoke, coffee. Be back in your chair ON TIME.

rithsleeper

Pavlovian? I completely agree, however, look at a chart. Every time it’s a dip buy. EVERY TIME. Even the world’s economy coming to a halt from a virus…. Back to all time highs in a couple of months!

Western_Possible7317

lol his other post is “FIRST TIME PLACING OPTIONS”

Eastern-Joke-7537

Just me (stuck in the states) and a bunch of late stage Millennials and Gen Z chicks??? Don’t threaten me with a BAD TIME!!! 😂

Civil_Building_9650

Donald, WAKE UP🫵🏻 IT’S TIME

zestykite

real talk tho.. have you even thanked mango ONE TIME!??!?!

Life-Has-Been-Peachy

Donnie D dropping the famous line one more time. NOW WOULD A GOOD TIME TO BUY

BahtMann

Market's front running good news for tonight - if it's anything but GREAT TIME TO BUY, it'll be a dump tomorrow.

rollinhating

Mar 3: ”We won the war.” Mar 7: ”We defeated Iran.” Mar 9: ”We must attack Iran.” ”The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.” Mar 12: ”We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.” Mar 13: ”We won the war.” Mar 14: ”Please help us.” Mar 15: ”If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.” Mar 16: ”Actually, we don’t need any help at all.” ”I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.” ”If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.” Mar 17: ”We neither need nor want NATO’s help.” ”I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.” Mar 18: ”Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 19: ”US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz” Mar 20: ”NATO are cowards.” Mar 21: ”We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.” Mar 22: ”This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours.” ”Iran is Dead” Mar 23: ”We are giving them more time.” Mar 24: ”The war is nearing its end.” Mar 25: ”We are still negotiating.” Mar 26: ”Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time.” Mar 27: ”Talks with iran are going very well” Mar 28: ”War will be over soon” Mar 29: ”Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont” Mar 30: ”Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells” Mar 31: ”We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK.” (Saw this timeline from another user on a post.. but i dont know how to tag/link sorry..) BUT LETS TRUST 🥭 THIS TIME, ITS DIFFERENT…

rollinhating

Mar 3: ”We won the war.” Mar 7: ”We defeated Iran.” Mar 9: ”We must attack Iran.” ”The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.” Mar 12: ”We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.” Mar 13: ”We won the war.” Mar 14: ”Please help us.” Mar 15: ”If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.” Mar 16: ”Actually, we don’t need any help at all.” ”I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.” ”If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.” Mar 17: ”We neither need nor want NATO’s help.” ”I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.” Mar 18: ”Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Mar 19: ”US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz” Mar 20: ”NATO are cowards.” Mar 21: ”We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.” Mar 22: ”This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours.” ”Iran is Dead” Mar 23: ”We are giving them more time.” Mar 24: ”The war is nearing its end.” Mar 25: ”We are still negotiating.” Mar 26: ”Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time.” Mar 27: ”Talks with iran are going very well” Mar 28: ”War will be over soon” Mar 29: ”Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont” Mar 30: ”Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells” Mar 31: ”We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK.” Saw this from another user on a post.. (i dont know how to link/tag the user sorry…) BUT LETS TRUST 🥭 THIS TIME, ITS DIFFERENT NOW!

Ravenous-Hydrant

BERS WAKE UP IT’s TIME

astromouse2024

‘APRIL FOOLS, IT WAS A BULL TRAP THE WHOLE TIME. NOW TOMORROW WILL BE A -5% DAY LOL’ MMs at closing because they’re the biggest fucking clowns around

Gristle__McThornbody

Good morning to all. TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Shostacotuesday

I mean, Trump twitting "NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO BUY!" last April was the absolute bottom signal.

antpharms

TACO TIME tomorrow 9PM EST.

Mvtchwow

DJT the best president of ALL TIME.

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DT is the best president of ALL TIME

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DJT is the best president of ALL TIME. Bullish

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DT is the best president of ALL TIME

Mvtchwow

The war is over. USA won. DT is the best president of ALL TIME

Mvtchwow

Best president of ALL TIME no debate

Necessary_Pin3564

If you have 50% of your portfolio in Amazon, then it makes sense to diversify AT ANY TIME.

SmallCapsOnly

Another Bear market come and gone, its BULL TIME BOIS

dirtydigs74

Mate, HE"S THE ONE WHOSE SCRAPPING IT IN REAL TIME! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ok-Thought-9960

Really what magoo and co should have done is arrest the the leader of Iran for giving financial advice without being registered. Then noone could say this was for zero reason. BOOM CHECKMATE FUCK U BONDI THIS MY TIME😤😤😤

KlyptoK

**Sat, Mar 21** *(Markets closed - Saturday. Biggest threats saved for weekends.)*   Truth Social: "winding down" military efforts. Claims US is *"weeks ahead of schedule,"* Iran's *"leadership is gone, their navy and air force are dead, they have absolutely no defense, and they want to make a deal."* ***HOURS LATER, SAME DAY:*** 48-hour ultimatum -   ***"If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST!"*** MEANWHILE: 2,500 additional Marines and sailors are being deployed to the region. To reporters: *"Why would we be there for them if they're not there for us?"*   *"I guess we don't have to be."*   *"I've always said NATO's a paper tiger. And I've always said we help NATO, but they'll never help us."* Also reposts a British SNL skit mocking PM Starmer as terrified of Trump: *"Golly, what if Donald shouts at me?"* **Mon, Mar 23 ~7:05 AM** ***Market opens 9:30 AM. Post timed ~2.5 hours before open.*** Truth Social (ALL CAPS):   ***"I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST."*** **S&P 500 surges. Dow jumps 1,000+ points. Oil plunges 10%+.** ***27 MINUTES LATER:*** Iran's Foreign Ministry denies any talks are taking place. **THE TRADING:** At 6:49-6:50 AM - ***15 minutes BEFORE Trump's post*** - roughly 6,200 oil futures contracts changed hands (notional value: $580 million). This was ~10x the average volume for that time of day. S&P 500 e-Mini futures saw a similar spike. The Financial Times, Bloomberg, CNBC, and CBS all report suspicious pre-announcement trading. Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf accuses Trump of posting *"fake news"* to *"manipulate the financial and oil markets."* Also announces 5-day pause on power plant strikes due to "productive talks." Steve Bannon says *"clearly there's somebody that had some information."*  Tim Pool: *"This was preplanned messaging for Monday morning, probably over the weekend, and insiders knew."*  Nick Fuentes calls it *"some kind of financial manipulation."* **Mar 24 (Tue)**  *"We've won this war. This war has been won."* Iran *"gave us a present... a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money."* (Appears to reference 10 oil tankers allowed through the Strait.) Also: Iran is *"gonna make a deal."*   *(Reminder: On Mar 6, the only acceptable deal was "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!")* **Mar 25 (Wed)** *"They want very much to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal too. We're doing a five-day period."*   ***"Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out."*** SAME WEEK to Congress: *"They want to make a deal so badly, but they're afraid to say it because they figure they'll be killed by their own people."* Then: *"They're also afraid they'll be killed by us."* **Mar 25**  ***"I won't use the word war, because they say if you use the word war, that's maybe not a good thing to do. They don't like the word war, because you're supposed to get approval. So I use the word military operation."*** SAME SPEECH: ***"The war essentially ended a few days after we went in."***   *(He said "war." In a speech explaining why he doesn't say "war.")* **Mar 26 (Thu)** Extends power plant strike pause to April 6:   *"As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time."* *"Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well."* Fox News: Asked why 10 days instead of the 7 Iran requested: *"Because they gave me ships."* (The 10 tankers.) Iran denies any negotiations, calls the 15-point US peace plan *"excessive, unrealistic, and unreasonable,"* and counters with 5 conditions including war reparations and sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. **Mar 26** - Also says Iranians are ***"begging"*** for a deal. **Mar 27** - To reporters: *"We negotiate with them and then we always have to blow them up."* Also: Trump-Modi phone call about the Strait of Hormuz. For no apparent reason, Elon Musk - a private citizen with no government role - sits in on the call between the two heads of state. --- **Mar 28-29** Truth Social:  ***"NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT 'NEVER FORGET' THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME!"*** **Mar 29 (Sun)**  ***Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf trolls Trump directly on X:***   *"Heads-up: Pre-market so-called 'news' or 'Truth' is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it's a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. See something tomorrow? You know the drill."* That night: Trump says Iran is ***"not going to have a country"*** unless they submit to US demands. **Mon, Mar 30 ~7:30 AM** Truth Social:   *"The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran."* *"Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately 'Open for Business,' we will conclude our lovely 'stay' in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island* ***(and possibly all desalinization plants!),*** *which we have purposefully not yet 'touched.'"* *"This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime's 47 year 'Reign of Terror.' Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP."* **Market result:** Dow futures +357 pts pre-market on "deal" hopes. Oil jumps to $115/barrel on destruction threats. Brent at $108. S&P adds ~$900 billion in market cap above overnight lows. **Iran's Ghalibaf's trading advice from the night before literally works.** The Kobeissi Letter: *"You can't make this up: Iran's trading advice to US investors actually worked."* Iran again denies negotiations. Foreign Ministry says there have been *"no direct negotiations with the U.S."* **Mar 30** - Air Force One:   *"We've had regime change, if you look already, because the one regime was decimated, destroyed, they're all dead. The next regime is mostly dead, and the third regime, we're dealing with different people than anybody's dealt with before."* White House: Karoline Leavitt says Trump has made clear the US has *"capabilities beyond their wildest imagination."* Asked about the illegality of targeting civilian water infrastructure: *"This administration and the United States Armed Forces will always act within the confines of the law."* Legal experts: Threatening to destroy power plants and water desalination facilities that serve 90 million people constitutes *"textbook collective punishment and a war crime."* **Mar 30** - White House press briefing:   Leavitt on previous Iranian leaders: They are *"no longer on planet Earth."*   On timeline: *"We're on Day 30 today. So, you do the math on how much longer the Pentagon needs to fully achieve the objectives."*

pussinbuuts

waiting for buy signal from 🥭 like literally THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY kind of buy signal

PatrickSebast

Just want everyone to know that THIS TIME the bears called it right and we are going to have total market collapse. We simply cannot endure what is happening much longer. Everything will fail the bears will win and have millions of worthless american dollars from their puts.

AffectionateResort77

I know people down 35-50 percent this year..... the amount of stocks down that much is insane. Some stocks were recovering well into end of January, so this wasn't expected. Has there ever been 2 big crashes 2 years in a row? and at THE EXACT TIME? I feel like this has never happened before. Any chance the same exact thing as last year happens this time?

Sip_py

YES! I point this out to clients ALL THE TIME. What if I lose everything? So Apples worth nothing. Google is worth nothing? Coca cola is worth nothing? Does anything have worth at that point?

version-two

HEY SECRETARY B. TRY TAKING THAT CAWK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH INSTEAD OF MUMBLING LIKE A REGARD EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK. P.S. JPow is the 🐐 👑

Traditional_End4140

This is exactly what is happening and congratulations for noticing. For the record....HTF would I know?! I wouldn't, but smart money couldn't possibly be buying here. It's over. Defaults on mortgages higher than before the Housing crisis. Personal Credit Card debt at all time highs. Inflation at 8-10% in reality. Jobs disappearing. The FED printing money. $9 Trillion in US debt coming due shortly. All time record high debt of $39 Trillion plus another roughly $100 Trillion in unfunded Social Security and Medicare funds. Stocks at ALL TIME high valuations (minus the drop last week). Good luck out there but I'm expecting a 50% drop across the boars....don't know when.

Scalptimus_Prime

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Pale-Silver-8178

Still waiting for the "ITS A GOOD TIME TO BUY" tweet

EconomyJust4589

Can't wait for the IT'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!! DJT

Jacobpapi

Tomorrow: WE MADE A DEAL FOR THE WORLD PEACE AND THE WELL BEING OF NATIONS NOW ITS TIME TO BUY PDT

AdCalm4726

We're less than 10% from any ALL TIME HIGH on the S&P. Quit whining and buy insurance if you're that worried about it, snowflake

Umr_at_Tawil

>As many as 30,000 people could have been killed in the streets of Iran on Jan. 8 and 9 alone, two senior officials of the country’s Ministry of Health told TIME >**far surpasses the toll of 3,117 announced on Jan. 21 by regime hardliners** who report directly to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei >the U.S.-based Human Rights Activists News Agency said it had confirmed 5,459 deaths >TIME has been unable to independently verify these figures. 2 unnamed guy who claim to be "senior officials of the country’s Ministry of Health" say that, TIME cannot verify them or their number. official is around 3k, while a human org say 5k. for your link about the survey, the survey was conducted by GAMAAN, [which has noted to have questionable result](https://www.noirnews.org/p/gamaan-iran-polling-unreliable), they survey over the internet, which mean the respondents is overwhelming young and urban, which is the exact demographic that is likely to be against the regime. meanwhile there is still a huge amount of rural population, older population that support the regime. then there also people who don't care, people who might not like the regime but not so strongly that they want regime change, those might rally around the flag now that there is a foreign enemy who's bombing them. Note that I'm neither defending Iran or downplaying thing here, the regime should fall and Iranian deserve better. but burying your head in the sand and repeating exaggerated propaganda won't change the reality on the ground.

Ok_Cry7572

Sunday Trump: THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT

Gom_KBull

Market since yesterday: "OH LAWD, I THINK HE MIGHT BE LYING THIS ENTIRE TIME...." # ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)

HerrFerret

After years of procrastinating I finally started investing my underperforming savings according to sensible Reddit advice. The morning after.... HOLD MY BEER.... ITS IRAN TIME Everything is red. So red.

imunfair

He already threw one of those tantrums on Truth Social, I think it was yesterday? >NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT “NEVER FORGET” THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME! President DONALD J. TRUMP And >The Iranian negotiators are very different and “strange.” They are “begging” us to make a deal, which they should be doing since they have been militarily obliterated, with zero chance of a comeback, and yet they publicly state that they are only “looking at our proposal.” WRONG!!! They better get serious soon, before it is too late, because once that happens, there is NO TURNING BACK, and it won’t be pretty! President DJT

InevitableAd2436

What the fuck are these gap fills that immediately get punished Who the fuck is buying in? Treasury? lol Just wait for the “ITS A GOOD TIME TO BUY” tweet

TheLegendTwoSeven

Hi, I’m from the future and I will copy and paste the his Truth Social post from Monday morning before the market reopens: THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION TO DENAZIFY AND DEMILITARIZE THE SO-CALLED “ISLAMIC REPUBLIC” IS GOING FAST, WAY AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. WE HAVE DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE MILITARY, ALL OF THE GENERALS, ALL OF THEIR BOATS, ALL OF THEIR MISSILES, AND DRONES. THE IRANIAN LEADERS (THOSE WHO ARE LEFT) ARE DESPERATE TO MAKE A DEAL. THEY HAVE ACCEPTED MY PROPOSAL TO PLACE THEIR STATE UNDER THE CONTROL OF ISRAEL FOR 50 YEARS AS A FORM OF REPARATIONS FOR STARTING THIS WAR BY DESTROYING OUR MISSILES WITH THEIR SCHOOL. I AM PLACING “J.D.” VANCE IN CHARGE OF FINALIZING THE NEGOTIATIONS, AND FINISHING ALL MILITARY OPERATIONS. IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT THERE ARE ANY PROBLEMS, THEY ARE HIS RESPONSIBILITY ALONE. ALL OF THE GENERALS AND EVEN, QUITE FRANKLY, EVEN MY OPPONENTS HAVE SAID “SIR, THIS IS THE GREATEST MILITARY WIN OF ALL TIME. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WAR GENIUS BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE WAS A PROFESSOR AT MIT. YOU HAVE THE BEST BRAINS, THE BEST HAIR, AND MORE YOUTHFUL ENERGY THAN ALL OTHERS. YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO GET A PERFECT SCORE ON YOUR COGNITIVE TESTS THAT YOUR DOCTORS INSIST THAT YOU TAKE.” AND I DON’T LIKE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THEY’RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. GET READY, AMERICA! YOUR GASOLINE PRICES WILL DROP 200, 300, (AND IN SOME CASES) 400%. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE JOBS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. I WILL MAKE YOU RICH, BELIEVE ME. AND THE SO-CALLED “GROCERIES” — THIS NEW TERM — WILL BE AS THE UNGRATEFUL AND DISLOYAL BRITISH SAY “AS CHEAP AS CHIPS.” WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF CHIPS, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHIPS? THE BAGS ARE SO SMALL NOW. WE NEED BIGGER CHIPS AND WE NEED MORE CHIPS FOR THE DATA CENTERS. I GUESS THEY DON’T LIKE PRETZELS. AND I AM IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH NVIDIA TO INCREASE THE CHIP SHORTAGE IMMEDIATELY. I HAVE ASKED THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL TECHNOLOGY, BLING-BLING FROM BUMFIGHTS, TO LOOK INTO REPLACING THE CHIPS WITH PRETZELS UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

42thefloor2011

These grifters are using dogshit AAPL to prop up this Ponzi market LMFAO!!!! TIME TO GET REKT!!!! 🐻🐻🐻

borgeris

WHEN YOU FINALLY TIME A PUMP TWEET RIGHT!!!! but it’s in a time where the pump don’t hold ):

nyse25

> TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME Sure they will bud

nyse25

> TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME Should've bought more calls 😔

Just_Candle_315

Yes TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET 100% of the time no point in holding cash with inflation at 4.2% put it ALL into the S&P and you are GUARANTEED to have more money tomorrow

ChewbaccaIsBear

**Being a bear is MOSTLY, although not totally, genetic...** it´s a way of seeing reality, you can´t help but call bullshit on bullshit even if bullshit will totally obliterate reality 9 time out of 10, you just can´t help yourself, and reality is that **90% of this sub are in their DNA BULLS,** all bears like me being here for years, know it to be true, this sub DIES in bear markets, everyone cries, **HOTLINE is posted in bear markets** that us Bears enjoy so much BUT THIS TIME SOMETHING DIFFERENT IS HAPPENING, **ORANGE DUDE IS TURNING NATURALLY OCCURING BULLS INTO BEARS**, I´VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BEARS ARROUDN, **SO MANY WISHING FOR REALITY TO HIT,** SO MANY CALLING BULLSHIT.... WOWO

2020isgreat

TRUMP: US HAS ALREADY WON IRAN WAR 'MILITARILY'; IRAN REQUESTED MORE TIME, GRANTED 10 DAYS OVER HORMUZ; US KNOWS LOCATION OF REMAINING IRANIAN LEADERS; IRAN'S NAVY & COMMUNICATIONS 'KNOCKED OUT' someone tell Iran we've already won[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2037283319428333585)

Ok-Adeptness6444

HAHAHHA THAT TACO LASTED LESS THAN ME THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX AFTER PRISON. Useless and desperate delulu tweets are not being bought by market anymore? Pls be that the case

kaapooj

>TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2037261657496281453

jonneh

Here we go again! 🤣🤣 # > 🥭 : I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME

scholes1995

need 🥭 to tweet "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY" again

boringfantasy

Omg he said it's gonna be fine. TIME TO PUMP

wotton

absolutely no-one: …. …. Tim Apple: FUCKING MOON TIME BOYS LETS GO

Different_Being368

"TRUMP SAYS I’VE SEEN ENOUGH: THE SENATE IS BROKEN, AND IT’S TIME TO CHANGE THE RULES" mode this is just a quote, don't flag me for violence please

jda823

Here it is, the tweet you thought you would save your ports. Dude is just a cry baby  NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT “NEVER FORGET” THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME! President DONALD J. TRUMP

OkResponsibility2470

NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT “NEVER FORGET” THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME! President DONALD J. TRUMP It would make sense to get puts on open due to this tweet, so that means I should play calls

_Doomer_Wojack_

🥭 post just drop… what is it good for…. My puts NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT “NEVER FORGET” THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME! Pres DONALD J. 🥭

dontslambro

They’ve come after your mail now USPS WILL IMPLEMENT AN 8% SURCHARGE ON ALL PACKAGES TO OFFSET RISING FUEL COSTS USPS SURCHARGE MARKS THE FIRST TIME THE AGENCY HAS LEVIED FEES FOR FUEL EXPENSES

OkAlternative7705

fucking FULL PORT CALLS RIGHT NOW US JUST WON THE WAR AND TOOK OVER THE WHOLE WORLD. WE ARE SO BACK THAT WE WON IT 5TH TIME.

Imgoin2brich

If stocks keep giving shitty performance that makes no sense, people are going to stop investing Wall Street forgets we dont HAVE to buy just to buy You would've made WAY more returns in a basic high yield savings account versus buying some FAANG stocks over YEARS OF TIME thats not bad thats TERRIBLE

According-Page8618

wednesday was the weeks high for the past 2 months. EVERY TIME. watch us reach 1 cent above monday then selloff till friday

gkdjsl

US / Israel are striking near the Bushehr nuclear plant, Iran is hitting near the Dimona one Bulls: PEACE DEAL, THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY CALLS

blumpkinspatch

Bers saw the Covid pandemic shutter business worldwide and the market probably dipped like 15% meanwhile they believe THIS WILL BE THE END OF GLOBAL ECONOMIC ACTIVITY THIS TIME FOR REAL

nebgy

FOR THE 1000th TIME ITS SAVE AMERICA ACT!!!!!!!

A55BAG

\*ARM TO SELL ITS OWN CHIPS FOR FIRST TIME IN BID FOR AI REVENUE Just a few months ago a news event like that could've easily moved a stock +15%. Now the stock didn't even react. Tough market to make money in the long side if good news don't move stocks, but bad news bring them down. 🤔

Prestigious-Pea-7170

Ofc it was the ONE TIME I WAS CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO GO ALL IN AND ALSO CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO HOLD WITH A DEATHGRIP

Efficient_Pomelo_583

It's not euphoria if it's backed with growing revenues and expansion. I'm not saying we are not going to crash. Of course we will. The poit is, no one knows when that is going to happen. If you stay in chash you will lose money for sure due to inflation. And even if the stock market crashes 40% i would still be up significantly since 2023. The poit is DO NOT TIME THE MARKET.

McKoijion

I guess Israel doesn't want the shrapnel to fall on Israeli citizens anymore. > TWO LEBANESE SECURITY SOURCES SAY AN IRANIAN MISSILE WAS INTERCEPTED OVER LEBANESE AIRSPACE FOR THE FIRST TIME. > ONE OF THE LEBANESE SECURITY SOURCES SAYS, “INTERCEPTION WAS CARRIED OUT BY FOREIGN NAVAL VESSEL.”

shindiggaa

are we doing GREAT TIME TO BUY again?

Ok_Dish1650

LMFAOOO I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE watching ber ports getting burned to ASH

powerboner

Guys, this is the THIRD TIME they tweeted out bullshit to get a pump for Barron and you fell for it…again? You deserve to lose your money.

casperdj21

It's a BAD TIME when you trust what IRAN says over the US PRESIDENT!

Sufficient_Hurry4924

Oil futures closed, TIME FOR OPERATION TRUMP INVADES IRAN

Sam_Vicious2

9 officially over the 200 on SPY - GO TIME BABY

ImNotSelling

It’s definitely not astrology. There are organizations and individuals making millions off options. Mostly selling them. It’s a skill with more involved than just picking direction, you also have TIME involved. So trading is like making a bet and options adds time to it. Simply put it’s harder but it’s leveraged so big risk takers like to use it and get dunning Krugered

RemarkableVictory990

IRAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON; ACCUSES U.S. PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME AS REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS CONTINUE[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2036045323123228919)

arbiter12

If it's green, the pros already made their unrealized gains. Now they need exit liquidity. IT'S GREEN!!! TIME TO BUY, YOU RETA...IL-TRADERS!!!

kawkface

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON AND ACCUSES US PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME WHILE REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS GO ON. Wtf

nadoterisback

ALL TIME HIGH by end of week?

u_u_r_x

OH NO THE SToK MARKET HAD LOST 961982654545389 QATRILLION SHECKLES TODAY??????????!! THIS IS ONLY THE 60th TIME THIS YEAR SO FAR. WHAT EVER WILL WE DO! SOMEONE POST AN “I DID THAT” MEME WITH TRUMP POINTING UP TO APPEASE THE STONK GODS!

SaaSGrass

The Fake News Media and the Radical Left want you to be AFRAID! Iran is learning a very big lesson right now—Operation Epic Fury is a MASSIVE success. Our military is the strongest in history! While the Doomers cry, the Smart Money is seeing the BIGGEST OPPORTUNITY EVER. The S&P is at a beautiful level. Don't miss out! We are going to 8,000 very soon! GREAT TIME TO BUY! 🇺🇸📈 #MAGA #BUYTHEDIP

Consistent_Chart_664

LOL HE’S A BUSINESS MAN HE’S GONNA RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS LIKE THE TIME HE BANKRUPTED A CASINO AND GOT HIS CHARITY BANNED FOR FRAUD. fuck this shit

CallsOrPutsYES

People keep getting this wrong. TIME FOR OPTIMUS ROBOTS

mxl555

Ok sir, you're the genius that see's whats happening, and yet the S&P is only down 5% year to date. I guess everyone else is brain dead. You sir Einstein let us know when it's TIME to get back in.

UnpaidThotLeader

He’s back, to rid the world of big rigs, one. driver. at. a. TIME! Don’t you know he’s loco? ….motive.

neutralpoliticsbot

Remember when 🌮 literally tweeted this: >"THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT," he wrote at 9:37 a.m. And bears on WSB were still buying puts remember? Less than 4 hours later after that tweet he cancelled the tariffs and SPY rocketed up **+9.5%** that day #thats +9% on SPY in a day. This is what's coming for you bears. Get your anuses properly prepared. 🤡

kerrykingzgo-T

I miss that show. I used to yell AMERICAN GREEEEEED as raspy as possible every time Stacy Keech said NEXT TIME ON AMERICAN GREED