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IS IT A GOOD TIME TO INVEST? Is it ever a good timr to invest
Some Really BIG CANNABIS NEWS would send SPY STRAIGHT UP INTO (ALL-TIME HIGHS) BABY!! BRING IT. CANNABIS FIRE "2024"
What I have been saying this whole TIME! Cannabis Fire "2024"
The reason bunch of you fail is pretty simple: Your actually stupid
What if Satoshi is actually Blackrock?
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning December 18th, 2023
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning December 18th, 2023
After making a value proposition, and presenting you with the novel 'dick n balls' pattern, I'm back, once again, with free money.
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
Part VII: GD*HG NOW IS THE TIME BUY BUY BUY!!!
POLL Quiz TIME How good are yo Each pick will Rise Which will rise most By EOD Friday (negg is just there for fun, dont think it has a rise left buuuut)
Fisker is worth more than 2 months of deliveries.
$SONG UPDATED BULLISH NEWS (follow up from initial post)
$CDIO UP 40% on ANOTHER RUN FOR 2nd TIME IN 2 WEEKS
Pretty wild stats on market positioning - crash coming in the new year?
I'm bully on $UBER and $LYFT but mostly UBER. Why? ....(Edited Repost with Positions-Per Moderator Request)
i got BLUE BALLS because the market isn't crashing
RAD's CBT Has Skyrocketed to Almost 200% in Recent Days & the Shorts Have Their Backs Against the Wall. They're Now Losing $ to Continue to Shuffle Borrowed Shares Between Their Accounts & Manipulate the PPS. The BK Rumors are False & the Apes Own the 54m Share Float. IT'S TIME TO BUY & FINISH THEM!
Does a Lion Ask for His Dinner? NO, HE TAKES IT! That's Exactly What We're Going to Do When it Comes to Rite Aid. We're Gonna Take the Lion's Share from the Scheming, Manipulative Shorts. There's Nothing Holding Us Back Now. They're Oversubscribed & Completely Vulnerable. IT'S TIME TO POUNCE!!!
SVV Has CRASHED Below Its IPO Price Of $18. With increasingly bad press, are they heading for delisting? I think it's time for a PUT!
Breaking News Update! SVV Stock Has CRASHED Below Its IPO Price Of $18. With increasingly bad press, is this stock heading for delisting?
I gave an LLM current news about companies and asked it to write a news digest like it was Jim Cramer
EXCLUSIVE — Banking Chair Sherrod Brown on SAFER Banking Act: "we’ll pass it decisively"
GAMESTOP WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX
Guess who got MJ rescheduling done? Me that's who. ME! CHECK THE TIME STAMP MOTHERFUCKERS
The BEST Way to Invest in Artificial Intelligence?
The BEST Way To Invest In Artifial Intelligence?
Sirius XM (NASDAQ:SIRI) Lifted to “Buy” at Seaport Res Ptn
Last month I YOLO'd the mortgage and lost 85% of my investment. Here's what's left. THIS TIME it's gonna be different. tl;dr: puts on Tesla
$TTOO to the moon? What happened
1D -> Nice👍🏻 1W -> Small bag gainz bro💰 1M -> Tf Congrats and Fu🚀 3M -> Your joking🙃 1Y-> classic recovery🙌🏻 ALL TIME -> What in the titties
$TTOO is officially out of our hands
A little DD on Fobi, a leading AI and data intelligence company that provides businesses with real-time applications to digitally transform and future-proof their organizations
A little DD on Fobi, a leading AI and data intelligence company that provides businesses with real-time applications to digitally transform and future-proof their organizations
Fobi AI Signs Data License Agreement with Phillips Brewing & Malting Co. to Deliver Enhanced Data Analytics & Insights
“What if I took X loans out to trade options” let’s unpack this
Mentally drained from holding and watching a stock price go up and down so often.
Surpassing the dollar for the FIRST TIME the yuan accounted for 49% of China's cross-border transactions last quarter, while the country stockpiles gold.
first substack post as a 15 year old wannabe trader(feedbac needed). This was written a few days ago
My first substack post as a 15 year old options wannabe trader(feedback pls if anyone is crazy enough to read the whole thing)
$PRFX is Going to SOAR back to ALL TIME HIGHS! Read them for yourself, The a filings say it ALL!
$PRFX is Going to SOAR back to ALL TIME HIGHS! The a filings say it ALL
Starting a new challenge... Turning $500 into $10,000 with only stocks, no options. NO TIME LIMIT. Day 1- $34.04 profit Gain
Why $SAVE has a MONSTER setup for a 50x potential return.
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning July 3rd, 2023
MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND MARKET OUTLOOKS FROM THE BIG HOUSES
MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND MARKET OUTLOOK FROM THE MAJOR HOUSES
Why do I have such a problem with those that teach: covered calls are both a synthetic dividend AND a reduction of cost basis?
Seres Therapeutics Named to TIME100 Most Influential Companies List
I built an AI Trading and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted to show you Guys!
I built an AI Trading and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted some feedback!
I built an AI Investing and Research Co-Pilot. Wanted some feedback!
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning June 12th, 2023
RAD Short Percentages Increased: its highly impossible to cover 14 to 16 million negative shares without increasing the Share Price…Keep grabbing the ALL TIME LOW Price Naked Shares!
RAD Short Percentages Increased: its highly impossible to cover 14 to 16 million negative shares without increasing the Share Price…Keep grabbing the ALL TIME LOW Price Naked Shares!
Wait… so $MULN reportedly agrees to a $10 BILLION dollar contract with the Saudi’s and is also the official van of the moon mission and it’s at an ALL TIME LOW? Yeah I don’t think so.. looks like it’s primed.
The Artificial Intelligence Stock with the BIGGEST potential
PXMD - We have liftoff! - No shares available to short - 450% CTB - 900k shares short - ITS ABOUT TIME!!!
I know when this market is gonna krash
SpaceX receives FAA approval for Starship launch – Monday, April 17 launch date
SpaceX receives FAA approval for Starship launch – Monday, April 17 Launch Date
$PXMD - 66% SHORT / 375% COST TO BORRW / #3 on Fintel - TIME TO RUN AGAIN
ECB's Vasle says underlying inflation is moving in the wrong direction; mulling 25 and 50bps rate hike options for May
Avoiding Major Losses in Futures Options Trading: 2 BIG Mistakes Everyone Keeps Making
I’m hunting for Easter NEGG’s and so should you.
PXMD - TICKING TIME BOMB - Float Locked - No Volume - Peak Short Interest - 525k Shares - 435% CTB - Solid Bottom Price - No shares left to short - Just a matter of time.
VERSES AI ($VRSSF) The ONLY pure horizontal AI play
$PXMD - 480% COST TO BORROW / OVER 50% SHORT / MASSIVE FTDs DUE THIS WEEK - ROCKET TIME LADS!
It's TIME for TRKA to ATTACK the massive shorts to push over $2 this week.
In Today’s short, the stocks I’m keeping an eye on for the rest of the week are $ACLS $GL $AQUA, check video for my analysis in 58 seconds.
LHDX received FDA approval after hours Friday!
The ONE TIME I decide not to go all in and just drop $2 into the stock for fun instead. fml.
Website that offers Real Funding and Clear easy rule, no time limits.
$AMV - 300% Cost to borrow, High Short Interest, Offering just closed! Catalysts on the horizon, SQUEEZE TIME.
I Believe British Tobacco, Altria, The Kochs, and US Cannabis Have Conspired to Privatize the Entire Industry. Deal is imminent. My report:
How British American Tobacco, Altria, and The Koch Brothers Have Conspired with Nearly Every US Cannabis Operator, through the Lobbying System, to Privatize and Monopolize the Cannabis Industry. And the Deal is Imminent.
$RKLB Hidden message in PR: Part 2. $AMZN & $RKLB Likely billion dollar deal to be annouced
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning February 6th, 2023
Wall Street Week Ahead for the trading week beginning February 6th, 2023
ORANGE JUICE ALL TIME HIGH! Alico - largest orange citrus tree acreage in Florida. low float orange juice Squeeze! Tropicana supplier
ORANGE JUICE ALL TIME HIGH! Alico - largest orange citrus tree acreage in Florida. low float orange juice Squeeze! Tropicana supplier
Analyzing and Rating/Grading a Stock - What is Available Out There?
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ADBE stock Manipulation is so obvious, they don’t even try to hid it anymore, TIME AND Sale strip has been stamping sale at $242.45 and all platforms show price as $240.65 Crazy…
Open INTC stock and press « ALL TIME ». LOL
https://preview.redd.it/pttf6xoob6yg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b06230fb95458ede7ff68c0252652d0b80b077 ONE MORE TIME!!!!!
TIME TO SHORT 10x leverage
JPOW save our calls ONE LAST TIME!!!! 🙏🏼
# TIME TO FIND A CHAIR, YOU GD RETARDS # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)
https://preview.redd.it/y7vbskhf85yg1.png?width=718&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cec7694ea3a9d061454f48b5c03891241799071 # ITS BANANA TIME NVDA!
Wow, what a bunch of fucking dumbasses in this thread! HEY IDIOTS— IF THE MARKET IS ALWAYS RIGHT THEN WHY DID INTEL RE-RATE VIOLENTLY WHEN THE STORY HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE LIP-BU TAN TOOK OVER OH YEAH, ITS BECAUSE THE MARKET CAN ONLY FOCUS ON 1 OR 2 STORIES AT A TIME! FIRST IT WAS GPUs, THEN MEMORY, THEN OPTICS/NETWORKING, AND NOW ITS CPUs ($INTC) and POWER SEMICONDUCTORS Fuck all of you! Fr, OP is right and you guys are bitches to downvote his response!
They are off book unnoficial SPVs for the Mag 7 and other major AI players. Like CRWV is literally just a deformed mutated ugly arm of NVDA used to dump product and round trip revenue and headlines. MSFT and OpenAI are similiar. Its just a complete fucking joke that the market has decided to buy and pump until this disgusting capital destruction gets punished instead of rewarded. And the worst thing is the market could have put an end to this ANY FUCKING TIME in the past 2 years, but decided to infinitely pump and just completely fuck over everyone in the future.
Today: AI BUBBLE AI BUBBLE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE Next week: ALL TIME HIGHS YA GOTTA BUY ALL THE AI STOCKS
EVERY TIME I execute a buy when I think it'll moon, save for maybe one instance out of hundreds , stestock plummets down deeper than... yeah
Why the FUCK did 🥭 not tweet "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT" at the beginning of the month like he did last year to let us all know?!?! Fucking orange bastard
SCUSE ME, WHILE I ALL-TIME HIGH - Lenvidia Kravitz
i know what you're going to do this week. i've watched it for ten years. https://preview.redd.it/sluic627lkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d3a3de51b93c37ddbf076bca50af362daf71c3 [](https://preview.redd.it/fomc-4-mag-7-earnings-in-24-hours-here-is-exactly-how-each-v0-9mqjvoglkkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c713d6898dd08da0a91792ef085fbb280507e2ec) monday: you buy QQQ puts because it "looks toppy." tuesday: NQ grinds up another 0.4%. you average down on the puts. "this can't keep going." wednesday 1:55pm: you YOLO 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell speaks because "the dovish pivot is priced in." 2:01pm: powell says one boring word. NQ rips 200 points. your puts go to zero. 2:04pm: NQ reverses 300 points. your calls go to zero too. 2:06pm: somehow you lost money on BOTH sides of the trade. thursday: you post the loss porn. it gets 4k upvotes. friday: you do it again with rent money. every. single. time. \--- let me explain something to the regards in the back. NQ closed friday at 27,440. that is an ALL TIME HIGH. the chart printed higher highs and higher lows for 5 sessions in a row. the trend has been up for 18 months. and a third of you are about to short it because "intel was up 23% in one day, that's unsustainable." brother. the market has been unsustainable since march 2009. you have been wrong for 16 years. you will be wrong this week too. \--- here is the actual setup if you can read past the crayons. new ATH zone: 27,440 to 27,500 1st support: 27,100 to 27,200 breakout retest: 26,900 to 27,000 bull: hold 27,200, clear 27,500, run to 27,800 bear: lose 27,000 before wednesday, dump to 26,800 chop: pin in a 240 point box until powell talks. classic. \--- THIS WEEK YOU FACE tuesday: case-shiller, consumer confidence (nobody cares) wednesday: FOMC 2pm, powell press 2:30, MSFT + GOOGL + META + AMZN all dump earnings after close thursday: GDP, PCE, jobless claims at 8:30, AAPL after close friday: payrolls if we're unlucky four of the five biggest names in the index report Q1 in the same 24 hours as a fed decision. that has happened maybe ten times in your trading life. ATR will double. options vol is going to vaporize whichever side of the iron condor you're sweating. \--- PREDICTIONS 70% chance powell says "well-positioned" five times. NQ pops 100 points then dumps 200. your 0DTE calls expire worthless and your puts also expire worthless because you held them through the bounce. 20% chance one of MSFT GOOGL META AMZN misses on AI capex guidance. NQ futures dump 400 points after-hours. you don't even have a position because you got stopped out earlier in the day on the 1 minute chart. 10% chance everything beats. NQ goes to 27,800. you watch from cash because you blew your account tuesday on 0DTE TSLA puts. \--- this is not financial advice. this is me explaining to you that wednesday at 2pm is not a buying opportunity. it is a kill zone. stop trading 90 minutes before FOMC. stop buying 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell. stop adding to puts at the literal all time high. your wife's boyfriend already knows this. that's why he's the one driving the new car. \--- positions: cash. like an adult.
bro be like 'HOPE AMERICA BUYS THE ATTEMPT LIKE LAST TIME' LMAOOO
jus need the sun to rise a *little* bit more before it's *GO TIME* 🧼 🚘
**BREAKING: SEARCHES FOR FINANCIAL REPRESSION REACH ALL TIME HIGH** https://trends.google.com/explore?date=today%205-y&geo=US&q=financial%2520repression
Was 6% on crwv. Got rugpulled. EVERY FUCKING SINGLE TIME
damn you here a THIRD TIME to tell me how little you care? Why would someone who doesn't care worry about how calm I am? lmao. I guess thanks for the Friday chuckles buddy.
CLOSE YOUR TRASES IT'S EVENT TIME BOIS https://preview.redd.it/fv8rv9f976xg1.jpeg?width=3466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b22ce2ea0ac1641d9fd6a0438f94d14eee98a2
Nvidia, Google, AMD, Apple, Amazon, SPY, QQQ ALL TIME HIGHS…. Tesla? 🥴🫵🤣
Because people do their homework and take calculated risks and they also INVEST not day trade. Too many people are NOT cut out for investing. Read from the master Warren Buffet, this guy has talked about the market and his investments being down 50+% MULTIPLE times and STILL holding based on his research. I’m also positive he didn’t cash in gains every time something went up. There’s a reason it’s going up and investing is about patience and time not constantly trying to make a buck. The biggest winners HOLD over TIME. Period.
Praise be to the Great Lord, er, DOCTOR Trump, for sending THE GREATEST NEGOTIATOR OF OUR TIME Jared to negotiating a lasting, uh, 3 week peace.
Could use a DONT BE A PANICAN or NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY DJT tweet
IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER ABBAS ARAGHCHI IS EXPECTED TO REACH ISLAMABAD AT AROUND 10 PM LOCAL TIME, ACCORDING TO AN IRANIAN SOURCE. I love how Iran is playing Trump's game of keeping negotiations on weekends or after market closes
He’s been doing this the ENTIRE TIME. Remember Canada somehow selling thousands of teslas per day?
You actually gotta be joking right. CAR is flat all AH and probably all day because I bought puts. If I didn’t it would be at $90 right now. Every… FCKING… time. Every time I buy it is flat. EVERY FCKING TIME. I am tired of it, I really am.
Normally I’d agree but let’s see if Intel pulls back from ALL TIME HIGHS
it could go down, but you will recover heck even Intel is at ALL TIME HIGH thanks to some hand of the government
Where’s Yahoo? TIME TO GAP GO TO 1T valuation!
Going to be my last comment today, but IT IS DIFFERENT THIS TIME. There are significant materials tax benefits for medical operators as of today. Adult use is still not certain but I would say highly likely by the midterms.
SOLD MY PUTS for pofits & SWITCHED TO CALLS TIME TO LOSE IT ALLLLLL
I imagine him showing up to all his construction sites in the 90s, with actual men doing real work all around, screaming "I hereby ordering this activity to continue, but at a tripled up level!" to nobody in particular, with nobody actually giving a shit........ then they all get paid a fraction of what they were promised. The ships are all at the bottom of the sea, all 159 of them, but just in case one of them resurrects and comes back to the top, KILL IT AGAIN! In TRIPLE TIME!
I think 🌮 forgets they also have military. WAR TIME IN
\> bulls trapped \> bers liquidated ITS DUMPING TIME
Ofc when i decide to cut my SPY call losses it shoots back up. Why? EVERY TIME HOW
Google....probs will carry NVIDIA, GOOGLE COLLAB TO ADVANCE AGENTIC & PHYSICAL AI *ORACLE EXPANDED PARTNERSHIP WITH GOOGLE CLOUD *THINKING MACHINES, GOOGLE PACT MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR: TECHCRUNCH *GOOGLE CLOUD PARTNERS WITH MCKINSEY, BCG, DELOITTE, ACCENTURE *CROWDSTRIKE EXTENDS REAL-TIME CLOUD DETECTION TO GOOGLE CLOUD
\*TRADERS PLACED $430M BET ON OIL DECLINE IN THE 15 MINUTES BEFORE TRUMP SAID HE'D EXTEND THE IRAN CEASEFIRE ON TUESDAY, THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH lmao
i've done the math, with my current SPX down 95%, i could breakeven on ALL TIME basis if SPX hits 9000 today. (please)
Some wake Donny to tell him to stop the blockade FOR A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME SO THE NEGOTIATIONS CAN START Need SPY to pump to $718 today
Dont fucking do this!!!!!! Its just more speculative trading timing the market bs. "Be sure to sell the BTC at a profit!!" Yeah ok thanks for the tip lol YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO TIME THE MARKET! (neither am I fwiw). The sooner you realize this the better off you will be, People want to feel like they are "doing something with their money". But it just doesn't work that way. People constantly come on this sub with questions just like you "How do I invest x (little bit of money) to set myself up". You can't my dude. You CAN invest it, but then also figure out what you did in life to get you that money, then do that again, and invest it again. Do that over and over for decades and you will be rich. It takes patience and time for it to compound, which most people just can't handle. They try to "do something" or get distracted by that shiny thing they want to buy in day to day life and squander their money. Sure you could DCA over the next year or something, but in 20+ years its not really going to make a difference. Time in the market beats timing the market. Put your 20K in VT and figure out how to put $500+ in every month going forward and FORGET ABOUT IT for 10 years.
>IRAN'S PARLIAMENT SPEAKER GHALIBAF'S ADVISOR: TRUMP'S DECISION TO EXTEND THE CEASEFIRE MAKES NO SENSE. THE CEASEFIRE EXTENSION IS AN ATTEMPT TO BUY TIME FOR A SURPRISE ATTACK. Someone tell them the US is doing a stealth default
Bears had 10 CHANCES today to exit their puts at -69% instead of -99% but they diamond handed EVERY TIME instead lmao Back to -99%
Anyone "investing" in a company that dilutes its shareholders EVERY SINGLE TIME it squeezes belongs here. But if here one damn thing about hedgies and apes strong I'm going to snag your IP address and murder you in Minecraft.
Surely Orange Man will start World War 3 THIS TIME!!
Trump: "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" Trump: "I love Palantir (PLTR)" Trump: "I am literally manipulating the market, I practice insider trading daily. Watch me" BBC: after a deep investigation we suspect he may be manipulating the market
lol the headlines so dumb PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES STRAIT OF HORMUZ WILL REMAIN CLOSED UNTIL A DEAL IS FINALIZED. TRUMP ANNOUNCES CEASEFIRE WILL END ON WEDNESDAY EVENING, WASHINGTON TIME. TRUMP ANNOUNCES VANCE'S DEPARTURE TO PAKISTAN ON MONDAY. TRUMP STATES IT IS 'HIGHLY UNLIKELY' THAT HE WILL EXTEND THE CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN.
>TRUMP SAYS CEASEFIRE EXPIRES WEDNESDAY EVENING WASHINGTON TIME After his puppet fed chair is confirmed
FAKE PEACE: ALL TIME HIGH LEGIT WAR: eh -0.2% BASED ALGOS
https://preview.redd.it/bngah67w88wg1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8556b3e8dd97957dbbbea9ac339e1aadfab9ec3f HES SERIOUS THIS TIME GUYS FOR THE 5TH TIME IRAN BETTER BACK DOWN
"THERE ARE THREE THEIRS - THERES - THEY’RES THATS SOME HONKEY SHIT I DONT GOT TIME TO BE FIGURING THAT SHIT OUT WHEN I TWEET THERES NOTHING WHITER THAN ENGLISH ITSELF" -Kanye West
Hey, you guys like fitness? >!FITNESS TIME IN YOUR SCHEDULE TO READ MY POST! LMAO GOTEM! 😎!<
Well. What you learned is YOU CANT TIME THE MARKET. Diversify, slow and low. 25% ETF, 25% blue chip, 25% medium spec stocks, 25% gamble. That last number is very high but I’m a gambler by heart and I really want one of my bullshits to hit.
So you thought that you’re smarter than all the experts who say DO NOT TRY TO TIME THE MARKET? Thanks for providing liquidity!
SAUDI WARNS HORMUZ RECOVERY WILL TAKE TIME Saudi Arabia’s finance minister says reopening the Strait of Hormuz is a positive step, but energy flows won’t normalize quickly. He stressed that insurance remains a major hurdle, as companies are hesitant to cover shipments without a lasting ceasefire, noting the current truce is temporary and uncertain so you're saying that oil will continue to go up?
DUMP TIME.!.! Bers lets get ready to FEAST on bool bones...
“HAPAG-LLOYD ON REOPENING OF STRAIT OF HORMUZ:FOR TIME BEING, WE WILL REFRAIN FROM PASSING THROUGH STRAIT” Oh, ok
CHINA’S DEEPSEEK IS RAISING MONEY FOR FIRST TIME, AT $10 BILLION-PLUS VALUATION- THE INFORMATION And it performs as fast and as the 1T pathetically expensive ChadGDP
Until 3:59pm then bam, threats and shutdown. *NEXT TIME ON 'AS THE MARKET CLOSES'*
S&P500 to 7,500 - 7,700 in sights! **Recent tweets from today:** >The U.S.A. will get all Nuclear “Dust,” created by our great B2 Bombers - No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form. This deal is in no way subject to Lebanon, either, but the USA will, separately, work with Lebanon, and deal with the Hezboolah situation in an appropriate manner. Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!! Thank you! President DJT Apr 17, 2026, 9:57 AM > THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS AND FULL PASSAGE, BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. THIS PROCESS SHOULD GO VERY QUICKLY IN THAT MOST OF THE POINTS ARE ALREADY NEGOTIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP Apr 17, 2026, 9:27 AM >IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT OF IRAN IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. THANK YOU! Apr 17, 2026, 9:06 AM
>TRUMP ON IRAN: NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. There's no deal. The US is reloading it's navy, confirming a puppet fed chair, preparing to invade, send oil to 300, and cut rates to devalue its debt.
SURELY WE WONT END GREEN FOR THE 13th TIME RIGHT?! SURELY! BERS?!
THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS AND FULL PASSAGE, BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. THIS PROCESS SHOULD GO VERY QUICKLY IN THAT MOST OF THE POINTS ARE ALREADY NEGOTIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP "Soon" this time, market will do its time upon reading this lmao
"UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE". In other words, until I get paid.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cqxdg17yr2wt?post=asset%3Ab6d966b2-a408-464e-86d9-51570a7c8b94#post >There's a follow-up Truth Social post from Donald Trump now, in which he says the Strait of Hormuz is "COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS". >He goes on: >"BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. >"THIS PROCESS SHOULD GO VERY QUICKLY IN THAT MOST OF THE POINTS ARE ALREADY NEGOTIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP".
Trump 5 minutes later... >"BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. So it isn't open.
UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. Wow he just said it. It was a money job.
THE ONE TIME I PUT MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS ON SPY PUTS THIS HAPPENS. GOODBYE $91k. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I WISH I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO TRADE OPTIONS. FUCK THE CHICK WHO SAID SHE MADE $100 ON A SALESFORCE CALL 5 YEARS AGO, PROMPTING MY INTERESTING IN THE MARKET. ID BE A FUCKING MILLIONNARE. GOODBYE.
WHEN was the LAST TIME SPX and NQ saw consecutive 14 GREEN DAYS 🤯🤯 and why now? where tf is this liquidity coming from?
I'm in Oregon and I live in a town that is super racist and EVERY TIME i go out with the girl i'm with who's white they look at me like i'm some animal. I feel like i'm a somewhat high trust looking dude and didn't expect this. I thought this kind of stuff only happens to black guys but these people are still pretty racist (i'm pakistani)
It is with great pleasure that I get to post this again: SURELY IT CANT CLOSE GREEN FOR THR 13TH TIME IN A ROW… RIGHT BERS?!?!
I know, I understand. You're thinking:"OH NOOO I'TS' DUMPING, TIME TO SELL".....it's what the algos want you to do. They;re looking for your stop losses or they want you to think it's time to sell. By selling, you're letting some broker AI algo farm your money. Today is pump day; if you don't believe in yourself...who will? Stay strong, my friend.
CHAT ITS DUMPING TIME Sent from my toilet 😊
The Market: "DONT TRY TO TIME ME BRO"
“People question the wisdom of our social military operation in Iran, but the S&P500 is at an ALL TIME high, so some people must think this idea is very good. Perhaps even the best idea of ALL TIME. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” I’m pretty sure it will sound something like this. He might also throw some additional dirt on the Pope for funsies.
Fuck yes boy, TIME TO LOCK AND LOAD ON SPY 😎
It’s almost like it’s designed to do this EVERY SINGLE TIME
Agreed, at the end of the day, NO ONE WINS ALL THE TIME! OP can see the difference between stocks and gambling in theory, but not in application. You should take some of the money, and speak to someone about that, IMHO. You hit a perfect storm, and made it big, but chances are you will lose it all, ( including your last $700.) trying to do it again. All the best!
SPY over 700 after hours TIME TO PUMP TMR
Been holding HOOD options since December and dollar cost averaging in heavy. THE TIME IS NOW HOODTARDS
Again. You said that they've been wrong EVERY TIME. So before the crashes of 2000, 2008, and COVID, nobody told you anything???
that is a new S&P ALL TIME HIGH
'OH MY GOD HE SAID SOMETHING CRAZY AGAIN, TIME TO SELL!" When is the last time this made sense? You have to be mentally retarded to respect any of this guy's bluffs at this bluffd
So bullish market today??? We breaking ALL TIME HIGHS????
Jokes on you, FROM NOW ON I DECLARE IT THE STRAIT OF SCHRODINGER IT'S OPEN AND CLOSED AT THE SAME TIME
Get back in for the same reason you shouldn't have gotten out.. NO ONE can time the market. I don't most folks realize but the correlation of one days stock price to the next day, next week, next month, or next year is a BIG, FAT ZERO. Yeah that means stock prices are random. Should be well known that Burton Malkiel (full prof at Princeton) wrote a now famous book in the 1970s' (Random Walk Down Wall Street). So if autocorrelation/ serial correlations of stock prices are zero that is the SAME as guessing the next number on a Roulette Wheel (another situation one number does NOT influence the next number). Good investors learn the following: 1. Stocks go up, down, and sideways ALL THE TIME. 2. NO ONE knows when any of the above will happen. THAT is why folks advocate passive investing vs. active.
I think we'd all be shocked at the amount of corruption that's actually happening. "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" and shilling pltr is probably the mildest thing in comparison.
You might be confusing ok_tutor, say I put 5k in, grows to 10k or 6 or 7 or whatever, you can pull out that 5k at ANY TIME even before 59 1/2 and its untaxed because you already took care of that before
I could debate some items on your list, but that doesn’t matter. With all your items listed, it has been worse in the past. We have had civil wars, 2 world wars, the great financial crisis, the Great Depression, the Nasdaq crash, etc. And markets hit new highs after all of these and WILL THIS TIME AGAIN. If you have time, you can buy and sit and wait. You will be rewarded. If you want to day trade, good luck.
I have been investing since 2007. I have made A LOT of money investing. Below is what I write every time one of these threads are started yet no one believes me... This is what I have learned about investing ALL THESE YEARS: 1. Stocks go up, down, and sideways ALL THE TIME. 2. No one knows when any of the above is going to happen. If folks just accepted the two points above it would make EVERYONE a great investor. Why? if the above is true then you eliminate active management (security selection and market timing). This leads investors to the world of passive management.
!banbet fuck off SNDK the ONE TIME it doesn't have a green day.
Under my administration, the stock market hit ALL-TIME HIGHS — like nobody has ever seen before. Incredible numbers. The best! Didn’t happen under Sleepy Joe’s economy, not even close. Total disaster over there. I’m great at war. I’m great at everything, frankly. People are saying it — a lot of people. Thank you for your attention to this very important matter! 🇺🇸 - Donald J Pump
"What the actual fuck is happening. I’ve said this many times over the last year, but this time I really mean it. Just….why?" EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAOOO
IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT ALL DAY and I got fucked. TIME TO LONG
I haven't bought since the war started. I've sold only, and after every sell, THAT stock falls. EVERY TIME. To me, I must be a benchmark player in the market because the hedge funds tremble when I trade. I purposefully don't buy because that's exactly what the hedgies want...to take down the range! I refuse to give them that. I'd rather miss out on buying opportunities than give them that. They can cover higher because I got all the time in the world. They don't.
If ya’ll don’t make money THIS TIME idk what to tell ya
say what you will about donald trump but his yearly buy recommendations have been straight fire april 10, 2025 "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" - we all know what happened afterwards april 10, 2026 "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!" - up 4% just a day after, probably more to come where can i subscribe to his substack for early alerts