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Binance has flatlined. Someone, please perform CPR.
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Ok let’s get real guys, this is clearly ventricular fibrillation with a PVC at the end. Begin CPR and administer 1mg epinephrine. Pulse check in 2 min. Somebody call the family.
Just look at the BTC and ETH rebound. There is no substantial fight from the bulls to get this back up after this nice dip. This is a good indication that this up trend is on life support, not enough effort only last minute CPR attempts and we are in down trend for a while unless some great news breaks this new cycle or we hit a much strong support levels at lower prices.
DCA is like CPR. Anything is better than nothing. ✌️
he's overdosing!! Does anyone know CPR!!
Algo is in need for an immediate CPR 😉
Algo is in need for an immediate CPR 😉
Algo needs life-saving procedure CPR which is replacing the current leadership. Algo has a very good ecosystem that I use daily but with the current incapable leadership unfortunately Algo is doomed.
Algo needs life-saving procedure CPR 😁
Shit posting is generally frowned upon while performing CPR at work. But I certainly would prefer earning moons.
But here is the dip...and volume increases 40+%. Maybe it just needs CPR?
Hey OP, can shed some light on both your questions by using the current finance industry standard for the UK. Full sources and quotes below, along with a brief explanation. Hopefully as we’re similar to America in this, it’ll be broadly similar to a lot of other countries. Disclaimer - This is extrapolating from current industry framework. Sent by mistake- the short answer is no. Regarding the bot - an emphatic no. The relevant section is: Payments sent that a customer subsequently claims to have forgotten to cancel/amend may also be recovered through the CPR process, although as they were sent as intended under the payment mandate in place at the time, they require the explicit consent of the receiving customer before the funds can be returned to the sender (Pay.uk Credit Payment Recovery Guide, 2019, ver.5, p.5) This is a niche document, not floating around search engine indexes unfortunately. Funds lost due to bot - certainly viewed as a payment mandate, therefore up to recipient whether to return the funds. They’re responsible for their account, made the decision to use an automatic bot, end of discussion as far as banking guidelines would be concerned. The implications for funds sent by mistake are that, depending on circumstance, you may have no right to recover the funds. Broadly speaking you will not, from anecdotal experience, as ToS have terms along the lines of you are knowingly authorising the transfer when using the account. This is the current framework, it’ll likely be the foundation for any future crypto recovery framework. However it is just speculation, and I can’t speak to any legal avenues.
*Hey OP, can shed some light on both your questions by using the current finance industry standard for the UK. Full sources and quotes below, along with a brief explanation.* Hopefully as we’re similar to America in this, it’ll be broadly similar to a lot of other countries. *This is extrapolating from current industry framework.* *Sent by mistake* - the short answer is no. *Regarding the bot* - an emphatic no. The relevant section is: **Payments sent that a customer subsequently claims to have forgotten to cancel/amend may also be recovered through the CPR process, although as they were sent as intended under the payment mandate in place at the time, they require the explicit consent of the receiving customer before the funds can be returned to the sender** (Pay.uk Credit Payment Recovery Guide, p.35) This is a niche document, not floating around search engine indexes unfortunately. Funds lost due to bot - almost certainly viewed as a payment mandate, therefore up to recipient whether to return the funds. The implications for funds sent by mistake are that, depending on circumstance, you may have no right to recover the funds. Broadly speaking you will not, from anecdotal experience, as ToS have terms along the lines of you are knowingly authorising the transfer when using the account.
OP overdosed on inflation numbers and now needs a CPR.
Don't worry I know CPR. Go for it!
the guy that I learned throughout my $2 CPR
Yes they are slowly dying. But the governments keeps giving them CPR.
Where do I get this CPR coin?
Just finished a day-long course on first aid in which I had to perform CPR and do bandages. If only someone out there can RESUSCITATE my crypto portfolio
This is something like what I was mentioning: > They later withdrew all the funds from Levyathan contract, but that was not the only bug in the contract. CPR found that this contract had the function “Emergency Withdraw” which was used multiple times to withdraw the funds without the extra credit for the staking… > Hackers used this function to steal funds from the contract. By looking over the transaction statistics, there are more than the 57 calls made to emergencyWithdraw to steal funds from the contract. Source: https://research.checkpoint.com/2022/scammers-are-creating-new-fraudulent-crypto-tokens-and-misconfiguring-smart-contracts-to-steal-funds/ I’d contact Metamask and talk to them explaining what happened and your desire to not have any malicious contracts on your account. They probably will help you out and look things over.
CZ doing CPR to the Metaverse.
Make sure the Solana kid doesn’t infrequently pass out (CPR needs to be administered to save him/her).
He's gonna need some serious CPR if he keeps holding out for moons to skyrocket like that 😂
The $5 dollar wrench method is often foiled by the $0.50 CPR method.
I know CPR let me help you
our timezone does CPR for bitcoin: europe: Continuous Portfolio Reinvestment africa: Consistent Purchase Routines
when there's a dip we need to do CPR to bitcoin... Consistent Purchase Routines
Guys just wait for the next domino to fall, there are a whole lot more banks that are gonna need major CPR if they have a chance of surviving. Get some BTC and popcorn it's going to be a hell of a show.
Have you tried CPR? Or a fiat injection ?💉
If CPR doesn't work we RIP
If CPI is bad we might need CPR.
CPR being administered, can someone hand me the A.E.D…….
Ohhh no code red… CPR all knees on deck
tldr; Cybersecurity software firm Check Point Research has flagged the Dingo Token as a "potential scam" after discovering a backdoor function that allows the project's owner to withdraw up to 99% of the transaction amount whenever a user buys or sells the token. CPR observed a user who spent $26.89 to purchase 427 million Dingo Tokens but instead received $0.27 million. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
I think Stayin' Alive is more fitting >Well now, I get low and I get high >And if I can't get either, I really try >Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes >I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose >You know it's alright, it's okay >I'll live to see another day >We can try to understand >The New York Times' effect on man > > >Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive (oh) >Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive (oh) It's what you're taught when you're trained to do CPR.
It ain't dying, but my port could use some CPR.
Which coin needs CPR resuscitation, you reckon?
"We're not kissing, it's mutual CPR!!"
Ah You know Australian CPR
agree! CPR coin remain strong even on the bear market. also CRP coin hit the 3rd spot on Coingecko Top Cryptocurrencies in the United States. Bullish LFG!
correct! a total of 1800+ online marketplaces worldwide that accept CRP and UUSD coin as payments. we can now use CPR and UUSD coin to purchase good products and services.
Ah yes trying to do CPR right now still no signs of life! I’ll keep trying
Just perform CPR on Bitcoin and everything will *hopefully* follow 😂
Watching my students apply CPR on mannequins made me wish that someone could do the same on my crypto portfolio 😅
i care about 🧑🦲gary gensler’s feelings and wellbeing. did you know gary once saved a man from drowning in a yacht jacuzzi. another time he successfully performed CPR on four different diners over the course of a single evening at a manhattan restaurant.
My "problem" with this specific experiment is that you're down so hard mostly because LUNA died. Of the rest of the top 10 they're still 1st/2nd/3rd(4th)/5th/6th/8th/9th/12th/18th and LUNC is 32nd because people are stupidly giving CPR to a rotting corpse.
Yea AR would legit make peoples lives easier if done right. Map/Satnav, reminders, instructions(imagine it helped give CPR or what to do when someone has a seizure), auto translate text etc It could be done seamlessly and not invasive but I think it'll turn into something like; Walk past a vending machine "Coca cola advert starts playing" Walk past a restaurant "AR person appears telling you todays deals" be a nightmare.
You are entitled to choose your doctor if the doctor you want to use is taking patients but you will need to register the change with the local government and you get charged about $20 to do so. As standard - the local government assigns a new GP to you everytime you move, based on where there is availability and your address. You then receive a "sundhedskort" which is a sort of identification card that contains yours and your doctors information on that you use to access medical services. Everytime you move/ change address you are required to change your CPR (central citizen registry database) details so the government can keep track of where you live and send you a new card with the new details of a local GP. There are strict rules about pricing and accessibility for private healthcare but in all honesty I don't know that much about it as the standard of healthcare provided by the state is very high.
Hurry somebody quick, perform CPR!!!
If the market dumps because of the queen's death I will personally fly there and CPR the shit out of her
I picture that scene from the office where they are CPR training, just this time they are resuscitating the crypto
Give my man some CPR. It's been on a dying spree.
I overdosed. Do you know CPR?
This is a multivariate equation, you cannot give me one thing and run. OK recession. What's the fiscal policy? Do we have a deficit? Yes. (Obvs. Lol) How much? What's the monetary policy? Interest rates still high or are we doing QE again to give this dead economy some CPR. Have we hit the debt ceiling again? How did the midterm elections go? Say deficit is >1 trillion again (very likely) and US is risking defaulting again. Will they raise it again in the midst of all this inflation? How's shit looking internationally? Also recession? How their currencies fairing? Any wars? Sanctions? Who has access to USD? Who has access to BTC? What does legislation re Bitcoin look like? What's the hash rate? Energy / Mining rig costs? Any adoption? Where? Add some questions, guess some answers, eat some crayons, place your bets.
A passenger falls over, clutching his heart on an airplane flight. “Someone help! He’s having a heart attack!” Yells his wife. One of the hostesses begins performing CPR and asks “is anyone here a doctor? We need a doctor!” A lone Loopring bagholder jumps to his feet and yells “LOOPRING IS NOT A SHITCOIN!”
Nah, we wake up and do some CPR and get them to a free hospital. Muricans then bomb that hospital.
I dont think Luna is breathing, it needs CPR!
My portfolio needs CPR, we’re losing him, he’s flatlining! Bring out the defibrillator!
What’s CPR and where can I buy it?
MAYday. MAYday! Crypto needs some CPR on this may day.
tldr; Check Point Research discovered a vulnerability in the web version of Ever Surf wallet, part of the Everscale blockchain ecosystem. By exploiting the vulnerability, an attacker could have gained full control over victim’s wallet. CPR disclosed the vulnerability to Ever Surf developers who then released a desktop version that mitigates this vulnerability. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
Their main sub has been weird for a while. Lots of bots, the same old faces, down tens of thousands of dollars, desperately trying to do CPR...
Not trying to be argumentative, but your answers above are just empty rhetoric to me. I'm NO further after reading your comment than before your comment. "Where Are the Customers' Yachts?: or A Good Hard Look at Wall Street" by Fred Schwed. Originally published in 1940 by Simon & Schuster. I read this book years ago and several others that I use as financial bibles. Let me try this ANALogy: I’m dying on the streets. I need CPR. “Financially & medically illiterate Joe” hereinafter as FIMIJ, comes to my rescue. A medical doctor is standing next to me but won’t help me. FIMIJ jumps into the “fight”. FIMIJ knows NOTHING about CPR, but what most people don’t know if some CPR is MUCH MUCH BETTER than \*NO\* CPR. FIMIJ saves my life yet the medical doctor berates him and tells him he shouldn’t be involved with medicine because he’s an idiot blah blah blah and he should go learn where people learn blah blah blah. I can’t tell you what I’ll do to that doctor. I can be charged with a crime for just using my “freedom of speech”. Is this ANALogy reaching the asymptote of understanding yet?
Give them a year or two, they will announce same version but centralised, publish it, make money off it. CPR is different state of mind (worth visiting country - seriously)
And we need air to breathe. Can I give you reverse CPR because I think you completely missed the point. Stay beautiful.
Somebody do CPR, the market has flatlined
That and matic..do they need CPR¿
If you shoot someone in the face then perform CPR and they survive you don’t get to take credit for saving them.
im choking pls helpp CPR gate guardians
Someone please apply CPR to my alts
Can someone perform CPR on LRC please my portfolio would really appreciate that
Who performed CPR on ADA and how do I get certified?
Quick, someone perform CPR on grandpa BTC! 
The market needs a huge pump. Oh man, wish I could give it a CPR kinda thing. Lol.
Yet this company was on the brink of going bankrupt if not for Reddit users giving the stock CPR. Gamestop based its business model on brick and mortar buying and selling used games and was quickly going out of business because everything is becoming digital and the profit margins from selling used games are shrinking fast just like DVDs and Blurays. They would need to successfully transition all those physical store customers into e-commerce/online customers but minus the used game buyback profits and then also compete with Amazon and Best Buy. The big question is what does Game Stop Dotcom look like in 2022 and not be the next BlockBuster.
Time to do CPR - Cry, Pray, Relax
Hopium - just the kind of CPR I need to fake it til I make it
Because it's a dead shitcoin. They are trying to revive it(do some pump and dump) by giving it a CPR 🤣🤣 Rebrand is the route they chose .
Users of crypto wallets Metamask and Phantom, as well as the crypto swap platform Pancake have been targeted in a crypto phishing scam involving at least half a million dollars being stolen, according to a Check Point Research (CPR) report.
LINK up 10% finally. It's alive. We can stop the CPR and turn off the defibrillator 🤣
You're in a room alone with ADA and ALGO. Their health have been declining for weeks. Now they're both crashing at the same time. Who do you give CPR?
tldr; Check Point Research (CPR) investigated OpenSea, the world’s largest NFT marketplace, after seeing reports of stolen crypto wallets triggered by free airdropped NFTs. The investigation led to the discovery of critical security vulnerabilities on OpenSea's platform that, if exploited, could have led hackers to hijack user accounts and steal entire crypto wallets of users. CPR immediately and responsibly disclosed its findings to OpenSea. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
My bag of vet may need CPR - not sure the little guy is still breathing
The CPR indicator (1st one in tradingview) puts the lower line of support at about $39,500 so I’m looking at that level now for the pullback to end
Basics like great career and a great family, youth wise I was a goalkeeper for Manchester United - I’ve saved 3 people by CPR, created £2.5m in savings per year for my hospital when I worked at a hospital. Advanced careers of a lot of people, helped people get jobs etc etc etc.