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AI Stock Crash, while AI Tech is Universal - Prediction

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I still don't fully grasp share buybacks and the intrinsic purpose of owning stock.

I think AAPL is a short here

AAPL puts for Friday

Why is AAPL dropping so hard today? The lawsuit news was out since the weekend

Market overall breadth

Is robinhood down every weekend or is my account fucked?

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$10k -> +$94k (~4 months “investing”)

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Dooming on META: The Social Reckoning releases Oct 9th and Zuck wants to dilute you

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Apple-Microsoft Correlation Analysis and Option Strategy

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Apple-Microsoft Correlation Analyses Option Strategy

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Apple and Microsoft Correlation Analyses and Option Strategy

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[Serious] If Donald Trump removed the tariffs before midterms tomorrow, would it be enough boost markets from then into the election?

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Apple literally created the iPhone Duo for wallstreetbets. $AAPL 400c 0DTE.

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Apple literally created the iPhone Duo for wallstreetbets. $AAPL 400c 0DTE.

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$AAPL puts it is

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True diversification with the Iphone Duo: 99% loss porn on Screen A, 99% loss porn on Screen B.

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AAPL on point

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iPhone Duo made me Fat finger 200 AAPL contracts

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Is it too late to buy AAPL?

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I bought AAPL put options. See the Milky Way in the middle? It's worth it

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Is a $2,500 foldable iPhone really enough to impact $AAPL?

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Apple's next iPhone might be more of a PCB/CCL play than an Apple play

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Apple Faces Nearly 400% iPhone Memory Inflation. Can Pricing Protect AAPL Margins?

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Ternus Era Begins: Apple Drops to $319.97 Ahead of Sept 9 Event

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Can a squirrel trade options better than me?

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Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra

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Why Broadcom Stock Isn't Flying High Even With $230B AI Revenue Target On The Table

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APPLE will touch ATH, but not yet 📊

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Who's buying Meta on Monday?

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Mag 7 already did their 100x (and more). So where does the next trillion-dollar (or multitrillion) company come from?

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Best tax strategy for astounding capital gains?

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What are you views about this AAPL call option ?

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Views about this AAPL position ?

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Quo vadis Microsoft?

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AAPL destroyed my port 😭. My only play left.

The AAPL dilemma: bad innovation, great products

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AAPL Gains

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Investing advice needed

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AAPL is up 48% since August 2024, even with Apple still playing catch-up in AI

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AAPL Diamond Hands since 2012. +782% gain snapshot.

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AAPL diamond hands since 2012: $23k → $203k (+782%). Thinking of just dying with it so my kids get the step-up basis

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Been diamond handing AAPL since 2012 with DRIP on the whole time. Up ~800%.

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Mag 7 covered-call backtest at 30-delta

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Whats wrong with Apple holders?

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caught AAPL 302.5c on Friday for +322% off a flow read

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Perfect July 2026: +$57K (~190% Return)

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Big tech paper gains from AI

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This is why AAPL is getting destroyed today

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Tasty Week

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Thanks Tim Apple 🫡

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Thanks Tim Apple

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Right when I sold it for little profit

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Solid AAPL put

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Thank you AAPL for the small moment :) hope you recover next week <3

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AAPL 🍎 42k to 250k

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Swinging for the fences

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Buying the APPLE dip might not be a pro move.

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AAPL Quarterly Revenue $109.4 billion (up 16% YoY)

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Earnings Round 2! Who will survive the Al Thunderdome tonight!?

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Earnings Round 2! Who will survive the AI Thunderdome tonight!?

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Everything You Need to Know About RDDT Earnings Today

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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 29, 2026 📈 📉

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Am I the only person that believes the 40 or 50 peace deals that pumped the markets was super unhealthy?

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BIG TECH EARNINGS WEEK: PICK YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO LOSE MONEY 🎰📉

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BIG TECH EARNINGS WEEK: PICK YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO LOSE MONEY 🎰📉

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Mag 7 covered-call backtest: Actually, buy-and-hold won 12 of 14 times

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What would you do given this

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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 28, 2026 📈 📉

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Is anyone able to explain this drop the past few days? Are stocks like MSFT, GOOGL, and AAPL what we should be buying now?

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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 27, 2026 📈 📉

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Why the fuck is Apple booming so much this year?

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Apple just hit a fresh ATH above $337 while other Mag 7 have the AI capex concern. Apple's capex is 1.8% of revenue, Alphabet's is 37.5%

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Long $META, Short $AAPL for earnings

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Thank you, regards!

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Mega AAPL Move 🍏

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A wild ride on AAPL

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ORCL and VST getting dumped because of "AI overspending" fears, and I think the market is just wrong

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AAPL holder

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Metrics for the top 3 show NVDA is incredible at this price

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I model dealer gamma daily. Right now all three big index ETFs are negative-gamma below their flip,

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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 17, 2026 📈 📉

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Apple will win the Ai trade and its not close

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Regard play of the week: AAPL 7/16 Puts 0dte

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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 16, 2026 📈 📉

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AAPL Puts

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Rate my 2003 setup. Just sold my AAPL bags at $15.50 to go all-in on Enron

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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 13, 2026 📈 📉

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Is Apple overvalued right now?

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GOOG AAPL casino wins

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Hedgeye initiated a short call on Apple Inc. (AAPL ) forecasting a potential decline of 23%.

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love how every six months someone drops a post that reminds you there’s an actual quant lurking in here between the zero-DTE yolo posts and the "should I exercise my ITM call a year early" questions the split between index-level and component-level gamma is the part that really messes with people who just glance at VIX and assume everything is one directional. you can feel it intraday when SPY drops 0.8% and AAPL barely twitches post-OpEx resets always look dramatic on a Monday snapshot, curious what your Wednesday numbers show once the new monthly hedging starts layering in

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AAPL GOOG DELL BE leaps on next dip but waiting is boring but ill buy still

What are we bitching about? SPY is up. GOOG is up. AAPL is up. CRWD is up. NVDA is up. TSLA is up. AMZN is up.

COME ON $AAPL 5 trillion are waiting

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My gut tells me MMs want to drop AAPL back down to 332.50 area to screw over options.

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Sell it all, dump it in AAPL.

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AAPL pumping back up. But don't know how long that will last. Just picked up a 335 call in case it doesn't something...

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Come on AAPL, don’t get left behind like in the AI race

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If you're pumping this shit can you please take GOOGL and AAPL with you

Mentions:#GOOGL#AAPL

AAPL continues to shit the bed

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Every other major stock has filled its gaps above. AAPL just did and dropped $15 over 3 days.

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Check out DeepMind's blog. Google now has tech to host private AI on the cloud. Google does not need frontier models and neither does AAPL.

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look at the SMH and SOXX etfs. TSM for broad semi coverage, MU or SNDK if ur a high volatility degen, AVGO if you like AAPL because its a boomer stock basically. most of the others are memes that ran ahead of their earnings way too much and trade at crazy valuations, and swing way harder without the earnings to back them up.

I lost AAPL calls. Wen homestudio bs

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I rememeber when AAPL hitting a trillion was a big milestone lol

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I think you misspelled AAPL. Be careful next time.

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Own 40 AAPL $335C 10/02/26. Am I cooked like Tim Apple w/ NKE?

Mentions:#AAPL#NKE

I keep calling good swings and not trading them. Two days ago it was AAPL and HIMS. Last night it was NOW. Why am I like this

Mentions:#AAPL#HIMS

can we get GOOGL and AAPL to green today please

Mentions:#GOOGL#AAPL

What is pumping SPY right now, I'm still deep red on GOOGL and AAPL lol

Even after this fucking pump, my AAPL and GOOGL calls are still blood red, fuck you market.

Mentions:#AAPL#GOOGL

SPX shot up to green, GOOGL and AAPL still down over -1%

Mentions:#GOOGL#AAPL

Can the pump take my boy AAPL and GOOGL up with it please

Mentions:#AAPL#GOOGL

AAPL I need you !!!!!

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MU latest quarterly net profit was more than either GOOG, AAPL, MSFT, TSM, Saudi Aramco, or AMZN. In fact, their latest quarterly profit was more than the last 2 quarters for Amazon COMBINED. But sure, let’s short it…

I think there is a correlation between AAPL and GOOG price. GOOG must never go under the price of AAPL

Mentions:#AAPL#GOOG

Seems to have worked pretty well for AAPL over the years.

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Bond yields dropping pretty good today. Down to 5.23 from 5.33. I left cash gang this morning and am hard in GOOG, AAPL, CRWD (bought today), MU (bought today), and VOO (bought today).

AAPL = number go up

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AAPL recovery

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Ahhh, AAPL bounce. Nice scalp.

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Just loaded up on AAPL GOOG and SPY calls

damm AAPL

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Not sticking with a stock you believe in just because it went up a lot in a short period of time. Back story: Circa 2002/2003 (I was in my early 20s), I bought 100 shares of AAPL at $14/share. I sold it about a year later after it had basically doubled thinking "you can't go broke taking a profit" and things like that. This was still before iPods were ubiquitous and iPod revenue had really starting hitting, and obviously several years before the iPhone. Long story, short, if I had held those 100 shares all these years, after splits, I'd be sitting on 5,600 shares worth about $1.8 Million. So, I learned the hard way that if you have confidence and belief in the long-term prospects of a stock, stick with it. Now, if a holding shoots up substantially but I still believe it's a long-term winner, I might sell enough shares to recoup my initial investment and diversify that money but then let the rest ride.

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Why is AAPL tanking all of a sudden?

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Wtf is AAPL doing

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Come on AAPL, wtf are you doing

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AAPL being down is genuinely worrying, it's the only MAG7 whose valuation isn't tied up in AI hype

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Long NVDA, META, MSFT Short AAPL, GOOG, TSLA

I got puts on SOXL and TSLA and of course they're both green on the day. While my SPX, AAPL, GOOGL calls are bleeding lmao

I dipped my toe in when it was under $30, but I didn't have the balls to gamble more than $1,000. I'm about about $5,000 on that play, but that's not much to talk about. The tiny bits I put into NVIDIA, AMD, MU, SNDK, WDC, ASML, TSM, NFLX, MSFT, and AAPL have all printed, but I never risked enough to be life changing. If I had dumped my investments into my individual picks instead of VTI I'd have about $5 million I estimate, even factoring in for the plays that didn't pan out. No risk, no reward.

AAPL isn't red enough.

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I kneed AAPL to die. Thank you for your matter to this attention.

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AAPL options not pricing ?

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Well, it was a mistake and I learned from it. The next time I bought a car I leased it and left the money invested in AAPL. That time the shares I would have sold grew four fold over the course of the lease.

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I fail to see how 358 contracts of AAPL options are similar to this but I thank you for the heads up 😂

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MU unbelievable Q - cash flow higher than AMZN and AAPL wtf - sees no slowing down till 2030

Mentions:#MU#AMZN#AAPL

I sold some shares of AAPL in 2012 to buy a car. The $35k worth of shares I sold would be worth $500k now if I hadn’t sold them.

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TIM AAPL please fly!

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Postions: Had a AAPL $335 Call 10/2 sold for \~$100 profit. NO positions currently

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When the market goes up I listen to “right here right now” by fatboy slim and feel like I’m in a movie. Also god bless AAPL, GOOGL, NBIS, INTC and of course SMCI 😈

You still have your AAPL position?

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2x 2/10 AAPL 332.5p’s gonna print

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I think you should know that AAPL is a witch

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Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

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You know what, I even specifically said AAPL looked like a good $10 swing and that's exactly what it did

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Don't think so, might've mentioned it, and it did rally in the premarket, as did SMCI, which I sold for small profit. I did explicitly say HIMS and AAPL looked good. should've bought some of both, they were up bigly intraday

AAPL = number go up

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Fucking hell. I should have held my 335P AAPL puts.

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u/music_is_gud hey remember when I said HIMS and AAPL looked good last night?

Mentions:#HIMS#AAPL

AAPL. Please dump a dollar or two.

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Last night I said I like HIMS and AAPL here. Wish I bought some

Mentions:#HIMS#AAPL

AAPL please one more dollar

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The bellwether value investors at Berkshire also bought AAPL and GOOGL, it's not just low PE=value. People who rely on that heuristic aren't value investors.

Mentions:#AAPL#GOOGL

i could use AAPL at 332

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Im gonna short AAPL, be ready because it will pump :kekh:

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Come on AAPL. Drop to 332.

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Dump it John AAPL

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New apple ceo rapidly taking steps to AI slopify AAPL. Apple reportedly paused AI-driven cuts affecting 5,000 AppleCare workers

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AAPL is done

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Why? if Mu shits the bed today, isnt that AAPL go signal?

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We're dumping from here. Grabbed AAPL puts.

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AAPL to 334 eod

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AAPL decline into close?

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i think i’d kill for AAPL to fall like $4 rn

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AAPL pumping after releasing the same phone for the 3rd time

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Anyone dumb enough to not even casually check the DATE on those numbers deserves to miss out. (The 2T valuation is now, rev/losses were for 2025, valuation in 2025 was a whole lot less than it is now for obvs reasons.) "Hey guys, if I took AAPL's rev numbers from 1999 and compared to its current valuation in 2026, it looks BAD!" I mean it's one thing to lie with statistics, i.e. cherrypicking the right numbers to lead you to the wrong conclusion, but usually that involves some kind of thinking. When it's so glaringly dumb, it's kinda hilarious. (FYI Anthropic's actual current annual rev is pacing at $100B almost entirely on enterprise spend.) The IPO is already going to be massively oversubscribed, it'll take every bit of stuff like this to keep the rest of the rabble out until it's too late. This is how it's gonna go down: 1. Oversubscribed IPO, your IPO Access request for 1000 shares gets you 50 2. Watch your 50 shares pop at opening bell 3. Watch the stock massively overshoot any sane valuation over the next few days, because the vast majority of shares are still locked up for a few more months + absolutely idiotic trading decisions driving by a mix of FOMO and what amounts to playing that game where you try to hold a burning match stick longer than the other guy. 4. Bubble finally pops and dives down before settling at around the original IPO price because it's already a profitable company with crazy growth (but the 10x days are behind it and the pre-IPO shareholders captured most of the value creation) Classic

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Can someone please tell me why AAPL had a fall earlier this week? And now it is going back to where it was before the fall.

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AAPL hitting ATH soon up to $350 me thinks

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AAPL so dumb

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I sold all my calls on GOOGL and AAPL literally like a minute before it broke resistance with regard strength.

Mentions:#GOOGL#AAPL

Damn I was in here saying AAPL looked like a good buy last night and no one validated me

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AAPL bears where you?

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Can't wait to see AAPL dump while the rest of the market pumps to Valhalla. Kind of like that meme cartoon of a guy standing alone in the corner of a room while others are dancing and partying.

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In out out of XSP calls for a nice profit. Only sitting on a couple of AAPL puts that will likely screw me. Here's hoping AAPL still drills at market open. At least the XSP call more than made up for my AAPL play.

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If AAPL hits 340 today, I will buy their latest phone......

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Everything is priced in. Don’t even bother forming the thought. The answer is yes. It’s priced in. You think Nvidia’s next GPU is going to print money? Priced in. You just discovered your local Wendy’s is using lab-grown meat grown from the CEO’s own stem cells? The market already knew in 2017 and adjusted the multiple on both Wendy’s *and* the stem-cell biotech that doesn’t exist yet. You work night shift at a gas station and just watched a raccoon open a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos with its little hands like it pays taxes? Priced in. The market has already modeled raccoon dexterity, future raccoon unionization, and the eventual raccoon ETF. Your deepest trauma? Priced in. Your mid-life crisis Porsche search history? Priced in. The exact second you will die and the stocks your spouse will panic-sell afterward? Already in the model. The market is not a collection of people. It is a sentient, all-knowing entity that existed before time and will continue after the heat death of the universe (which, by the way, was priced in during the Cambrian explosion). It has already discounted every possible timeline, including the one where you somehow post this exact message on WSB and get ratioed by people who also already knew it was priced in. Free will is a retail myth. Your consciousness is just a lagging indicator. So the next time you’re about to type “has AAPL priced in the new AirPods that let you taste colors,” just close the app. Sit in silence. Accept that the only thing not priced in is your ability to shut the fuck up.

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!banbet AAPL to 339 by 10/2

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ngl AAPL looks good here for a $10 swing, no?

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AAPL layoffs coming, calls?

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chatgpt calculated if I sell dell 10/9 540 on Friday, it's $1.8k. AAPL and GOOGL are in the toilet so i have to suck up holding the shares

Mentions:#AAPL#GOOGL

In 2012, AAPL had 27.5B shares outstanding (split adjusted). Today, they have 14.7B. That's a 45% reduction in the share count. You don't think that's been relevant to an Apple investor's performance over the past 14 years?

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Ones you'd like to own or are good stocks. AMZN, GOOGL, HOOD, META. Had a chance to get LEAPS on HOOD around 85 just 2 months ago. Amazon would be tempted to full port LEAPS if it hits 190. Meta we had a chance to get LEAPS around 550 less than 2 months ago. I like tech stocks because those tend to drop more than the market during a big dip. AAPL dipped in June as well and everyone was writing Apple's obituary when it was 275. Again, it can be hard but honestly a good time to buy is when everyone is screaming "it's over!" and the fear and greed index hits around 20. LEAPS give you so much time the only thing that would wreck you is if we hit a 2+ year recession. Even the 2022 crash only lasted 8 months.

Absolutely no reason to short AAPL ahead of a bunch of new products and a game changing iPhone cycle.

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I think one thing you're missing which was kind of hard for me to wrap my head around at first is that part of this is the underlying trust in the economic model itself. The same way you hold a dollar bill because you trust that someone will eventually give you something (let's say a can of soda) in exchange for that piece of paper, you hold a share of stock assuming that someone else will evaluate it as having value the same way you do. This is partially why the volume of shares matters. When you get to penny stocks with very limited liquidity (how frequently people are buying/selling), the price fluctuates all over the place (volatility) because there's no rules on what defines the price - any news or info can swing the price. But with AAPL, you can look at how much money the company literally makes each year (actual money, not company value) and there is so much market activity that you have an idea of what others will pay for it (for example, the P/E ratio). So you buy it because you think the company will make more money and ultimately people will buy that share from you for more money. To the house comparison, if someone was building a beachfront property in Malibu and offered it to you for $100, but you aren't allowed to rent it to anyone or live in it, you'd still buy it. Because you know, based on how the housing market values properties in that area, that you can sell that house for more than $1M. Even though you make no money from the house itself.

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Nah, I think you’re probably the right one. SPY and NASDAQ are seemingly about to drop and that’s when AAPL gets a steady little incline because it is treated as a hedge during market declines.

Mentions:#SPY#AAPL

# Everything is priced in. Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

Mentions:#AAPL